Ee&s,aa?aKS"wss?asmifi'sasM.Baai HSS?ISS&?P1 ?vm-TM!--uimwiat rss 16 THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 189L S&S&ii&SkaiBBA A REVIEWOFJSPORTS. Mngs of the Local Baseball Mag nates and the Prospects of the Club for Ifeit Year. MANAGER M'GUMIGLE'S EFFORTS. Euinoiu Effects of the Actions of Baseball Capitalists and the Havers. PETEE HAIIEK 1KD J. J. OOKBETT. EoUlren's Latest Beclaratloa Aboct Fighting Genip ITxtcK. the rugilisU. None of us can grumble much about the doings of the local baseball magnates this week. They are still in a state of uncer tainty about one or two important thines, find a whisper in the air tells me so. They should linger no longer, as lingering is ruin ing more than one good ball club to-day. "When a frcebooting system is going on we must all be freebooters or we'll get left If we cannot catch another man's bullock somebody will catch ours, and there it goes. That simply means that our directors should put a good hitch of rope around the players we have, and then they stand happily and watch how things go. There is little in baseball at this time of year for waiting. Manager McGunnigle is ardently of the opinion, as he sent word Friday, that he had signed one of the best pitchers in the country. McGunnigle knows as many players as anybody, and if he does not sign those who are available it is because they are not good enough or that they do no; want to come to Pittsburg. It is too soon yet to say anything about what players will be on the local team. We know whom wc have, of course, but we don't know w ho we are to get. There may be rumors, but we must wait for facts. A Sure Roid to Ituln. A casual survey of the baseball situation will impress all of us with one important fact, viz., that things cannot go on as they are now going. To a very great extent ball players are masters of the situation, and they are, at least some of them are, forcing matters in a way that will sooner or later bring about general ruin if a halt is not called. What I definitely refer to is the fact of players demanding such exorbitant salaries, and if their demands are not granted by the clubs that have paid them well for vcars thev go over to the opposing ride. The opposing side, of course, holds out stronger inducements in the way of bigger salaries In many respects I do not blame the plaver for this, allhoueh the policy, in my estimation, is cot a good one even lor the plaver, because, as Mr. Ilanlon remarked the other day, a reaction will take place. But the people who will suffer most Ere those who rgree to pav these enormous salaries as a means of inducing playen to desert their club. Depend upon it, those who pay the salaries will be the tufierers, because they are dealing with men who have no gratitude, no reliability and in manr respects very little conscience. I am firmly of opinion tLat in the long run the desertion ol Connor and Uichardson, of the "Sew York club, and their joining the Ath letics will not be as disastrous to the former cs to the latter. The question is: "Will the New York Club get along belter financially without Eiekard eon and Connor with a joint salary of 9, 000 than will the Athletics with these play er, and who are to receive that amonut of money? 1 think New York will get along much better. By eoncedingtheextravagant demands of the two players, the Athletic Club magnate' have set a pace that they cannot possibly keep up. They cannot afford to pay their players anything like f-,000 a piece for the season. A very great distinction of salaries must exist, and this In itsell i a continual source of discontent irniong the players in a team, and experi ence has show n that it has always had very bad results. Certainly, if the Athletic Club directors can get along bT paying Connor and Uichardson, and all their other players ibr that matter, ?4,000 each, let them do it. Butihey cannot, and they know it. The Gratitude of Ball Player. During the last few days much has been raid about the gratitude of ball players. Borne people contend they have none, but 1, admit thev have some, though it may not go" cut toward the magnates. I never think "of the question without one very important feature impressing me, viz., that every baseball player to-day who is receiving E2.W0 or more per season is almost entirely indebted to the men who have put up the money, who have racked their brains and who have labored so Lard to make the na tional game a successful business. The popularity of players now and again may have givpn impetus to the success of the business, but most assuredly if the money cud genius of management had not been forthcoming there would not have been the star players to take into consideration. But it is unfortunately true that as a rule players who are best dealt with are those who have least gratitude to show in return. This may be because so many of these players make such big and sudden jumps from poverty to affluence that thev think they own the'world and that baseball cannot get along without them. It is sale to bet 10 to 1 that Uichardson and Connor Figned with the Athletics fully believing that the New ork club would be ruined by their absence. They will be mistaken. I am not arguing against a ball player making the best of irs condition, bat I do contend that it would be much better if he would be a little more gratefulto those who have aided him to be what he is, and even at much expense. Nor do I see any unfair ness in a player who last vear was working forf 1 a day in an iron mill, asking for 3,000 to pitch ball for six months nest year. A player has a perfect riiht to do that, and the'fact of his working for SI per day no more itnpa'rs his w orth a a pitcher than if he had worked lor nothing at alL To-dav there may be land in this vicinity not worth M.000 an acre. To-morrow oil may be dis coveied on it, and its value will become enormous Last year a man may have only been uselul in carrying pig metal; but this Tear it mav be discovered that he is a great baseball pitcher. He is engaged to pitch ball, and lii salary must he equal to the in diviaual salaries "of those with whom he ranks. In short, he is now a pitcher of ball and not a carrier of metal. There is a big difference. But notwithstanding this, ball players should be reasonable, and if they are it will be better for them. An Old Idea r.eilvcd. New York baseball writers have again re vived the 12-club league idea; that is, to have only one organization and it to consist of 12 clubs. This plan has been brought to the front again because Mr. Prince, ot Bos ton, wants to sell his club to the League, and, it is stated, he won't sell except the League magnates guarantee to take care of the balance of the Association clubs. Quite s.n undertaking, by the way. We are also told that E. M. Talcot thinks the scheme will be adopted. With due deference to Mr. Talcott, I venture to say that such a eheme will not be iu operation yet awhile. "Wouldn't there be a hilly-billoo if the As sociation magnates and the League mag nates were all in one organization and had to run one common business? Without go ing into details to show the impracticability of such a Fchcme, it is sufficient to say that it would be a baseball monopoly. That alone kills the 6cheme, in my way of think ing. If such a monopoly were to be formed, goodness help the players. But I am fully convinced that the mag nates will one of these days do lomething to protect their interests. A combination of some kind will be formed under a na tional agreement, because it cannot be ex pected that proprietors of baseball clubs will continue to be in a losing game. I notice now that eTen Prince, of the Boston A. A. club, admits that he lost money last season. Well, when the magnates do come to a common understanding among them selves the players will get none thebest of it. All the present extravagances will have to be paid for, and what is sauce for the goose must be sauce for the gander. The magnates will get an inning, and when they do, look out, boys. The National League Meet Inc. On Wednesday next the annual meeting of the Nat.onal League will be held in New York. There will likely be some important questions to discuss and take action on, but no radical change ot the constitution is ex pected to be made. Of course, an effort will be made to havo a game played between Pittsburg and Chicago thrown out, and if it is, Pittsburg will be in seventh instead of eighth place. That won't make much differ ence, but if the change is made it will be satisfactory to know that the local club has been fairly dealt with. There are rumora current to the effect that efforts will be made to have the trouble settled between the League an ' Association. ' If such efforts are made I have every con fidence in a good result if the Association people will only be modest and fair in their demands. If they want to reign supreme they will be ignored; if they want to hum ble the League in the dust they will be fooled, but if they want a lair and equitable settlement they will get one, and they will get nothing else. It may be that a new president will be elected, and if there is I would not be surprised if John B. Day is given the honor. He is not only an able gentleman, but he is one who has the con fidences of magnates and players alike. Altogether the meeting will be one of the most interesting Held tor a long time. Tho Football Flayers. Winter sports are surely taking hold of the public in and about Pittsburg. A few weeks ago when this paper be?an to give prominence to football the game was some what ridiculed in certain quarters; but it has so tar this season been a success here all the same. I am very glad of that because there is not a better nor a more enthusing game on the calendar than football. It is safe to sav that never in the history of this city has the game been so popular as it is this season. Svhy, already this year there have been as many games played as there used to be in a number of years not long ago. And the number ot players is getting larger. But the best of the Rugby games are to come yer, and before the season is out I expect to see some very exciting con tests at Exposition Park. There are nu merojs excellent Rugby teams within easy distance of Pittsburg and this suggests to me that it might be well for them to or ganize a League. An organization is al ways better than having teams playing each other in haphazard form. Besides, without an organization, it is oiten difficult to tell what team really deserves the qualification ot "best" among the lot. Certainly, it a league were formed the interest in the game would increase. So far the Assccia ion League has been a success, and the six teams in it are going ahead in the liveliest of styles. The playing is get ting much better, and I am sure the contest between the Pittsburg and McDonald teams a week past yesterday w as one of the best there has been seen, in this State at least. The McDonalds are an excellent team and play very well together. The Pittsburgsdo not perform so well as a team, bat they are much quicker than the champions. If they improve in team work I don t see why they should not carry off the pennant this sea son. Local Bowling Clubs. It would seem that bowling has jumped into existence in this city just as suddenly as did Jonah's gourd. Pew of us have heard of rolling bowls here, except it may have been in some little alley run by a speculator. But right in our midst are a number of full fledged clubs ranging in membership of from 200 to 400 each. And there is a very large number of active members, and they are now making things very lively among themselves. Of course, tLey are more or less the leading business men of the city, but for all that they can lorget the toil and worry of their office transactions and meet in the alleys to knock down the pins. There is a heap of fun in bowling down the pins, and those who think there is not should just havo a try. But matters have become so enthusiastic among the local bowlers that Mr. D. H. Hostetter has offered a valuable silver cup to be com peted for by the Bellefield, Linden and East End clubs. The contest will com mence on Monday evening a week, and it seems sale to say that it will-be an interest ing one. The idea of Mr. Hostetter is an excellent one, and I trust that his generosity will be rewarded by some exciting and good contests contests that will add popularity to the game. I would like to see bowling become popular here, and I think it wilL The Amateur Athletic War. Wars and rumors of wars are evidently not confined to baseball people. The latest is a rumored war among the amateur ath letes. Some time ago there was trouble be tw een the Western amateurs and the A. A. U., because the latter prohibited Sunday games. That difficulty has apparently been smoothed over, but now we have Mr." Jans sen to the front with a new scheme, which many people think is aimed at the destruc tion of the A. A. U. I am a believer in the A. A. U., although it may have its faults. But I do not for one moment think that Mr. Janssen, aye, even ten Janssens, can knock the A. A. U. out. I have carefully looked at Mr. Janssen's side of the matter, and also at the side represented by triends of the A. A. TJ., and I am fully convinced that Mr. Jansscn wants to shake the founda tion of the A. A. U. He is a well informed gentleman, but he is a very foolish man for ever attempting any such "task. Of course, he contends that his scheme is not all aimed to injure to A. A. U., but the details of the proposed organization point to the contrary. Now, wiiy cannot amateurs, beyond all others, get along all right ? Amateurism in this country was never so flourishing, and never so promising as it is now. The fame of American amateur athletes is known all over the world, and present records will hand their names down to future genera tions as being the best of their time. Everything is excellent, and why should a spirit of jealousy or of revenge be allowed to disturb and injure the whole business ? Those who have at present the management of amateur affairs in their hands should see that all these attempts to cause trouble are toiled, and foiled at once. Amonc the Pugilists. There has certainly been lots of talking among the pugilists during the week just ended. They are now making ur for lost time, and by the time that Mitchell, Slavin, Mace and his protoge get here every other business in the country must take a rest and listen to the pleasantries of the fighters and .boxers. But amid all the talk of the last few days there has been nothing done in the way of making a definite match. The California Athletic Club has come to the front with a definite offer to COrbett and Maher. The club offers a purse ot $7,500 for these tw o worthies to fight with gloves for, but it is too small a sum for Mr. Cor bett. Let me once again say: Times have changed. Just fancy any of the good old timers being asked if a purse of 1,500 was sufficient tor them to enter the ring for. Well, Corbett wants 510,000, and in making that request the other evening, he did not hesitate to say that he was simply in the Dusiuess for money. His manager and him self talked much about there being no repu tation for Corbett to gain by defeating Maher. That is all right, but how about Maher defeating Corbett? Keally I don't think that anybody can possibly gain much reputation at present by defeating James J. Corbett. His laurels are not very prominent on his brow, what ever he may do in future. I don't know Maher. I have never seen him, but if he is a fighter I have a very strong notion that he will defeat Corbett- I am not at all im pressed with the latter as a fighter. True, he is an excellent boxer on the stage and would be in the ring as long as, he conld keep his wind and, his legs. He is built to be a boxer and has an excellent attitude; in fact one out of the conventional style. But the question is: What would Corbett do when forced bv another big man whovwas a -oatural fighter? I fear that Corbett would soon collapse. I cannot bring myself to believe that Corbett would ever defeat a man like Slavin. The latter would soon force matters so terrifically that boxing would be out of the question. And then Corbett would be beaten. That is, I think he would, because he cannot hit as hard as Slavin, nor can he stand tho amount of unishment the Australian can. If Peter taher is anvthing like Slavin I think he can defeat Corbett. Sullivan's Programme. After all the talk it seems safe to say that John L. Sullivan will not fight for nearly a yearyet, even if he fights then. The other evening In a few remarks he said that he would not fight anybody until next October or November. This means that in his esti mation he has a better business on hand than fighting. Doubtless, he is right But while I am of opinion that he had better not re-enter the ring, I still think that if in con dition he is the best glove fighter living. It may be that as soon as the champions from the British Isles land here rivalry will get to such a pitch that all present plans will be knocked on the head and a match or matches made in the heat of the moment. In that event I don't think that Sullivan's chances would be any too good. At presenthe weighs 215 pounds and that means that with the best possible care and training he will require a long time to get into condition. But I don't think his backers will be caught 'napping," as they know very well that Slavin is a desperate man. Whatever way things go we can look out for one thing, viz., lots of "champion" pugilists on the road with shows this winter. Not one of them is half as anxious to secure a good fight as he is to secure a good show engage ment. Mace as an Instructor. The other day I read a paragraph in a newspaper to the effect that Jem Mace had been engaged to teach boxing in an athletic club in San Francisco. That the engage ment is a good one I have no doubt; indeed I have often wondered why one of these big clubs did not secure the services of this man; the best boxer that ever put on a pair of gloves in my estimation. It Mace is as careful about his boxing and about his pupils as he used to be he has no superior as a teacher to-day. It is unfortunate that so many young men who want to learn the "manly art" are simply defrauded out of their money by characteis who profess to teach and who don't know even the rudi ments of boxing themselves. Generally speaking, the amateur boxers of Pittsburg give evidence that they have been taught "something" by personswho know nothing at all about boxing. A young athlete had better confine himself to punching the bag than be taught by some of those alleged teachers who are to be found in every city, because they get taught methods that will result in getting their heads knocked off whenever they meet a good man. Pbisole. Namfi or Naval Vessel. It is curious what a fatality seems to pur sue vessels that have certain names. For example, the name Boston for a ship is re garded as very unlucky. Four Bostons in the United States service have already come to grief in one way or another, and the fifth has been in some sort of trouble ever since she was built and named by Sec retary Whitney. There has never been a steamer San Francisco yet that has not been lost, and Guerriere is another hapless desig nation. On the other hand, ships named Constitution have always been remarkably fortunate. AN OLD VETERAN SPEAKS. THE.WAK BEING OVER, OTHEB ENE MIES AWAIT KM. Chronic Catarrh, tho Worst of Foes, Is Met, Fought and Conquered. Dr. S. B. Hartman Dear Sir: I have been afflicted with catarrh of the head, nose and throat for 12 years. A slight change in the weather would give me a fresh cold, producing abundant discharges from my eyes and nose, also continual sneezing. I had ulcers at the root of my tongue and in my throat. I tried several catarrh reme dies, with only temporary relief. I com menced taking Pe-ru-na as directed on the bottle, and improved at once, and continued to improve as I continued to use the Pe-ru-na. I am a broken-down veteran soldier, 57 years old, and heartily recommend Pe-ru-na to all catarrh sufferers. Andee-w Walkek, Selma, la. yrarz some patients find no cure. The reason that so many patients fail in finding a cure for chronic catarrh is because of their unwillingness to continue treat ment long enough. Many people who have had chronic catarrh for 5, 10 and even 15 years, will follow treatment for a week, and then, because they are not cured, give up in despair and try something else. These patients never follow any one treatment lung enough to test its merits, and conse quently never find a cure. It is a well known" law of disease that the longer it has run the more tenaciously it becomes fastened to its victim. rAILIATIVES DO ITOT CUBE. The difficulty with which catarrh is cured has led to the invention of a host of reme dies which produce temporary relief only. The unthinking masses expect to find some remedy which will cure them in a few days, and to" take advantage of this false hope many compounds which have instant but transient effect have been devised. The peo ple try these catarrh cures one after another, but disappointment is the invariable result, until very many sincerely believe that no cure is possible. LOCAL APPLICATION CANNOT CUBE. The various kinds and modes of local ap plications such as sprays, atomizers, douches, inhalants, fumigations, creams, ointments, lotions, gargles, etc., eta, have in many cases a soothing effect on the in flamed surfaces, and are sometimes useful to assist a cure; but neither of them, nor all of them together, ever did or ever will cure a case of catarrh. These things may give temporary relief, but it is useless to expect a cure of them. Catarrh is not a local disease, hence it cannot be cured by local treatment. TITE ONLY HOPE OP SUCCESS in the permanent cure of a case of chronic catarrh is to devise some remedy that will remove the cause. I know of but one rem edy that has this most desirable effect, and that remedy is Pe-ru-na. This remedy strikes at once at the root of the catarrh by restoring to the mucous membranes their healthy elasticity. Pe-ru-na is not a tem porary palliative, but a radical cure. Its action is necessarily slow, but permanent. CATARRH IS CUEAELE. In the majority of caes (especially those of less than two years' duration) catarrh can be cuied in a tew weeks by the proper use of Pe-ru-na. Some cases are cured by six bottles, others by four, and we have not a few testimonials who have professed a euro from even one bottle of this remedy. Where a case of catarrh has existed" for five or ten years a permanent cure cannot be reasonably hoped for in less than three or lour months, and in some rare cases the continued use of Pe-ru-na for one vear has been necessary to effect a permanent cure. But, unless the case is very old and com plicated, a speedy and "permanent cure is sure. A CURE GUARANTEED. To all those who conscientiously follow the above treatment for a reasonable length of time a care is guaranteed There need be no failures. Each bottle, of Pe-ru-na is accompanied with complete directions for use. The remedy can be had of any whole sale druggist in the United States and most retail druggists. A pamphlet on catarrh of use to those who arc about to begin treatment sent free bv The Peruna Medicine Co., ot Columbus Ohio. ' Store and office furniture to order. Haugh & Keenan, 33 Water street an EDISON E HIS DEN. Fresh as a Daisy After Working Thirty-Six Hours Without Best. SOME DAY WE WILL NEVER SLEEP. The Wizard Denounces Uncle Sam's Patent System as a Fraud. HIS M05BTEE TELEPHONE TO THE SUN rcoxnxSFOXDrarcx ot the dispatch. New Yoek, Not. T. UK natent avKteiYi nut a "V premium on rascality. I have taken out700patents for my inventions, but I 'have never had one min ute's protection." The speaker was the great inventor, Thomas A. Edison. The place was his experimental labora tory near Orange, N. J. The time was about 11 o'clock one morning a few days ago. Mr. Edison had had no sleep for 36 hours, and during the 72 hours before this he had closed his eyes for less than six. Still he looked as fresh as a daisy when the morning sun strikes the dew on its petals, and the sparkle of his eyes and the laugh which shook his frame from time to time were those of a boy. He was in the midst of one of those inventive periods when he takes but little rest and works away night and day to accomplish his ends, lie had left his chemicals to talk to me, and he came in his shirtsleeves, with his vest of Scotch tweed open at the front and with his shirt bosom of white linen decorated with spots of all the colors of the rainbow. An odor like that of the broth of Macbeth's witches came from the chemicals in the room. Living In His Laboratory. During these inventive periods Edison sleeps in his laboratory and his meals are sent down from his magnificent home at Llewellvn Park. Upon a plain table cov ered with brown paper lav the remains of his breakfast. These were the bones of two mutton chops, the crumbs of a muffin and a glass fruit can in the bottom of which was a little coffee of the same brown color as that in the glass beside it, out of which Mr. Edi son had evidently drunk instead of a cup. This laboratory all told must cover sev- A TXEW OP THE eral acres. Its original cost must have been more than half a million dollars and it takes it is said more than 5100,000 a year to run it. It is the most complete labora tory in the world. Mr. Edison has pieces of every known material substance, from, as he says, a spool of cotton to the eyeballs of an United States Senator. The head of the workshops, Professor W. .L. K. Dick son, ha an international reputation as a photographer and he brings out every week some new wonder in his experiments. One of Edison's great suits was gained lately solely through the photographs made of a slice of Japanese bamboo from which was shown the fiber out of which Edison makes the carbon for his incandescent lamps. This slice was magnified so that the picture showed the little fibers of the bamboo. JIado"o Money In Patents. Returning to my interview and the patent system, Mr. Edison went on: "The people suppose I have made money out of my in ventions. The truth is I have rever made 1 cent out of my inventions. All I have made has been out of manufacturing. My inven tions have not been protected by the Patent Office. The companies witn wnicn ich I am j trying to connected have snent millions in defend them. I have spent about J600.000 myself and I believe I would be 5600,000 better off if I had never taken out a patent What I have made has been because I have understood the inventions better and have been able to manipulate the manufacturing of them better than the pirates. I could "hot have made anything had I not had large capital back of me, and the ordinary in ventor has no protection whatever. "Let me tell you how it works. The in ventor has a good thing. He takes out his patent, thinks he is safe and organizes a Elant to manufacture it. The pirate sees e has a good thing, organizes a company, bribes his men and startS'in opposition. mm 7 tiPKa In VIEWS FKOM A KUTETOGItAPH SLIP. He can Inmost cases now put up for 550,000 what h33 cost the inventor 5200,000. The inventor prosecutes him, but the court takes ihree years before tliey will hear his case. If they decide against him he carries it. to the Supreme Court, which is three years behind hand, and it is from G to 12 years belore he can get a final de cision. By this time the pirate has made a fortune. What the courts should do is to prevent the pirate from manufacturing until he can prove that he has a right to manufacture. The man who has the papers should be given the benefit of the doubt." Grrat Inv ntionn of the Future. "Do you think, Mr. Edison," said I, "that the inventions of the next 50 years will be equal to those of the last 50?" "It seems to me," he replied, "that we ars- at the beginning of inventions. Take electricity. Vhen we get electricity di rectly from coal, a lump as big as" this tumbler will ngut ana neat a whole house for hours, and a basket full wouldrun a factory a whole day. I have been working on it for years, but I haven't got it vet? When it does come it will revolutionize everything. We will have flying machines, but not on any of the plans now pro posed." "How about the making of tjiel from water?" "I don't believe it will ever pay, "replied Mr. Edison. "Water is the ashes of nature. There is nothing more like ashes. It took an enormous degree of heat to make the hydrogen and the oxygen combine to make water, and it takes a great degree of heat to revivify them. I don't believe it will ever be commercially profitable." The conversation here turned to the tele phone, and I asked Mr. Edison as to his telephone io me uu. xuia veiepnone ex periment is the biggest thing of the kind in nature. There is in tho New Jersey Moun tains a vast mass of iron a mile long and of about the same width, which runs straight down into the earth for a number of miles. His Telephone to the Son. "The telephone,", said Mr. Edison, "is, you know, made by running a wire around the ton of a marnHn Kir. and this machine, when charged with electricity, enables us to register the sounds which come in contact with lt We are using this immense natural bar- of iron ot the New Jersev mountains m basis of our telephone." We have wound miles of wire about its top and have formed an inductive circuit in which we will have the most powerful of electric currents. We expect through it to hear the noises made on the sun, and the explosions which are supposed to be constantly going on there will, I believe, within a few weeks be heard right here. We have been working at the matter for some time and have it just about readv for testing. "We have by no means reached the per fection of the telephone," Mr. Edison went on. "Improvements are being made all the time. If a single wire could be placed so high above the earth that it would not touch the mountain tops, yon could whisper around the world. If we could have a tele phone from the earth to the sun I mean a wire we could send sounds there with per fect ease." The Wonderful KInetograph. Mr. Edison took me out into his labora tory and showed me his latest invention in connection with the phonograph, which he calls the kinetograph. The machine takes 27,(50 photographs every minute on a long strip of gelatine film and in reproducing them they are made to revolve as fast before the eye as when they were taken. The result is that the eye does not see the forty-six photographs, but it sees only the one with the motions or gestures of the man taken. I saw one of these machines in motion repre senting one of Mr. Edison's employes tak ing a smoke, and you can see the man raise the cigar to nis lips, turn nis neaa anu uiow out the smoke just as natural as though he were in life. Another set of photographs represented a boxing-match, and it was as natural as though the men were actually fighting be fore your eyes, and it sometimes took a dozen photographs to make a single motion. The machine I saw was a nickel-in-the-slot machine, and will probably be on themarket in a short time. The strip on winch the photographs are taken is about as wide as a tape measure, but the figures are magnified through a glass in looking at them. Future of the Phonograpn. I asked Mr. Edison as to the profltsof the phonograph. He replied that the in vention had not been managed as well as it should be, and he spoke of Mr. Lippincott. Said he: "Lippincott is suffering from a clot of blood on the brain. The doctors say PHONOGRAPH BOOM. this clot is about the weight of a gram, hut however big it may be, it has lost Mr. Lip pincott 51,000,000. A million dollars a gram! Sixty million dollars an ouncel That's the most expensive- material I have ever heard o I don't Know whether he will recover or not, but the phonograph will eventually pay, and pay well." Mr. Edisoii takes pride in having been a newspaper man, so I asked him if it will ever be pcssible to take the page of a news paper as set up in New York and telegraph such a photograph of it to other great cities of the country as could be placed at once on an etching plate, and one setting up in this way do for the whole country. Mr. Edison thought for a minute, and then said: "Yes that could be done, though I don't know whether it would be profitable; and the day may also come when a man sitting at a type-setting machine in New York may, by tapping the keys of a typewriter, set up the press dispatches by means of similar ma chines in every newspaper office of the United States." Edison's New Electric Koad. Before I left I looked at Mr. !.n. street railroad, upon which he is working. The car and track are in the yard surround ing the laboratory, and the invention, I un derstand, is ready for use. It will be much cheaper than the cable, but will be more ex pensive than the trolley system, and it may be used on a regular railroad as well as on a street car. My wonder as to Mr. Edison's wonderful vitality increased. What man of 52 who reads this paper could act and feel fresh after 36 hours out of bed? Edison is 52, and he looks as though he would live to be 100. Said he in response to my question: "I feel that I am in my prime, and I suppose I am a better man than I have ever been." "How do you get along with so little sleep?" I asked. "Six hours or 6 are plenty for me, and I seldom take more. If I sleep eight hours I find that after breakfast I. want to go to sleep asain, whereas five hours puts me iu splendid condition, and I am ready for any thing. I think sleep after all is more of a matter of habit than anything else, and that in the far future, if weshould have an arti ficial light which would make the world like day year in and year out, we would never sleep atalh" Eeakk G. Caepentee. AH EXHIBITION 07 MUSHB00K8. The Show Now Beinjr Prepared at Wash lrton for tho Worlil' Fair. An exhibit of a most curious and original description is to be made by the Depart ment of Agriculture at the World's Pair in Chicago. Nothing like it has ever been seen at an exposition before. It.will be.a show of mushrooms, including all ot the 200 varieties of edible agarics belonging to the United States. All of them win be represented bv models painted to imitate nature as nearly as possible, while the principal and most useful kind3 will be dis played actually growing and under cultiva tion. For this purpose experiments are now being made in a barn some miles out of Washington, under the direction of Dr. Thomas Taylor, an expert fungologist. Various methods of cultivation are being tried and every day excursions are made into the woods around about to gather fresh species. Already in that neighborhood more than 100 kinds have been secured. As fast as they are obtained, thev have plaster molds made from them. The casts are painted by skillful artists in close imitation of the real mushrooms. i CITY'S SUNNT SIDE. Pen Pictures of Beautiful and Re spectable Eighth Avenue, N. Y. NEITHER SHABBY NOR GAUDY. The Home of the Steady, Honest, Sympa thetic Ifiddle Class. WOULD DO H0X0R TO ANT METE0P0LIS rCOimKSFONDENCE OF THI DISPiTCS.1 New Yoke, Nov. 7. "Why this con tinual harping upon the horrible?" inquired a philosophic friend. "Has New York no sunny side? Have readers a taste for noth ing but the shadows of a great city? Are the haunts of the depraved alone pictur esque and the daily life of criminals only worth recording? Turn with me to the sunny side of the street?" When the stranger within onr gates "does" the Bowery, explores the dives of Bleeker street and staggers forth from Mott street and other pnrlieus at 2 o'clock in the morning he imagines he has seen New York. He passes night after night amid the surroundings of the vicious and goes away moralizing on the wickedness of the metropolis. If he cannot find something worse than he has seen elsewhere he pro nounces New York dull and spiritless and behind the times. It is doubtless a fact that the wickedness and squalor of New York attract more attention than the good, the beautiful and the true. Certainly the former gain more publicity. Yet there are Bights of metropolitan common everyday lite that are worth traveling hundreds of miles to see. New Yorkers Don't Find the Good. They are praclically unknown to the typi cal New Yorker himself. There is a single street running through the heart of the most populous district which the Broadway lounger and the Fifth avenue promenader never see, ana tne mere suggestion ot wmcu as of possible interest would provoke from them a smile of contempt; yet this street is the most magnificent thoroughfare in the city, and in many respects rivals the boule vards of Paris. I allude to Eighth avenue. Turn to your map of Manhattan Island and you will see a broad thoroughfare cut ting straightway almost through the center of the city from Fourteenth street to One Hundred and Tenth, unbroken by angles or curves, and undefined by straddle-bug rail roads almost five miles. From Fiftv-ninth northward it skirts the western boundary of Central Park, and for that distance it is faced with splendid residences, expensive apartment houses and foundations for palaces yet to come. From the park south ward to Fourteeth it is a grand boulevard of smooth and solid asphaltum lined with shops. It is to these two miles that the stroller may turn with interest and profit. Where the Middle Class Lives. He will traverse a section inhabited by the great middle class that largely makes up the commercial muscle and. sinews of New York. They are neither the rich nor the poor. No palaces of stone chill the warm blood of human sympathy; no haunts of the lowly or dens of the vicious offend the eye. Did yon ever note the individuality of streets? It can be seen even in the smart village. In a city like New York it is more marked. A paved carriage way with sidewalks is a street 30 is a man a man. But there is quite as much individuality in a city street as there is in one man compared to another. I mean a street of ways and walks and houses and habitues. Even cosmopolitan Broadway has its own indi viduality. It is as if a handsome man wore two kinds of whiskers, a fashionable coat and hat, a silk shirt without a collar and patches on his knees. So far as any resemblance to any other street here is con cerned Eight avenue might run through the populous heart of any European capital. Try Seventh avenue, or Ninth, its next door neighbor, and you will find fresh indi viduality. They are no more alike than Fourth and Fifth avenues. And on this individuality volumes ot description might be written. IU I-lttlo Parisian Shops. Smoke your after dinner cigar on Eighth avenue some pleasant autumn eveuing, walking down this two mile stretch. I say down, because the sidewalk tide sets up town at this hour and you get a better idea of the people. The shops are ablaze with gas and electricity the little Parisian shops. How they glow and shine! And how small and thick they are 1 For it is a strictly retail street and being the purchas ing ground of the busy class of thriving in dustrial life the shops must reap their sub stantial harvest in the evening. And thus it is that long after aristocratic Filth ave nue is shrouded in darkness and upper Broadway is but a thing of shreds and patches of light Eighth avenue stretches a ay through the night shivering and scin tilating, a monster glowworm. A retail street for an evening's ramble if you love your fellowmen and women. These shops s'ore is too stiff and formal a word of designation are apparently in the hands of women, male clerks and proprie tors the exception. What women buy, therefore, seems to be actually thrust upon ycu everywhere. And so cheap! Dear me! They Split the Nickels. To see what a woman can buy for a quarter, or 47 cents, or 84 cents, or some other split nickel. The prices are placarded everywhere on everything in sight, in big black, astonishing figures. Who in the world buys all these hats and shoes? The women of course; else there would not be a half dozen millinery shops and as many shoe stores to the block. I never saw so many millinery shops outside of Paris. Next to millinery and shoes are crockery and glassware and other household goods. These are forced out on the sidewalk to the stoop line where you must see them whether you wish to do so or not. The prices range from a cent up. "Onlv One Cent!" That is the way they put it to yon on Eighth avenue. The style of the millinery goods display might not suit Fifth avenue; but it suits Eighth and that's what is material. X am not a judge of ladies gear exactly but I was quite touched at the sight of something like my mother wore when I was a boy. No Bams at tho Saloons. The conventional New York saloon, with its swinging mahogany half-doors and plate glass, monopolizes the corners along the street, yielding an occasional corner to a drug store. Four saloons on the respective four corners of a crossing are not rare. Whatever they may be later, at this hour they are quiet. There are no loafers loung ing about the doors and blocking up the corners as on Broadway. No old battered bums anvwhere to hound you for the price of a drink. These stick to the haunts of sports and men about town. This is notice able. The people? They are coming up stead ily, as you make these mental notes, two great streams, three, four and five deep. And here is a sight. This is the great thoroughfare from the downtown shops and stores and factories and offices, and these are they who are returning home from their daily routine. No car fare for these there are plenty of new shoes for sale on Eighth avenue. Men, women and children artis ans, salesmen, clerk3 or cashiers, shop girls, tapewriters, seamstresses, factory hands, cash girls every grade of respectable toil ers of both sexes and almost every age. Happy faces, trim figures, rosy complex ions. Neither Uaudy Nor Shabby. Plain clothing is the almost universal rule plain, substantial, comfortable cloth ingfrom the little black-aproned cash girls with the jaunty caps to the plump ma tron who superintends her own shop, clean, neat, snug and comfortable. There is scarcely a gaudy ribbon and rarely a shabby coat. No skirts sweep the walks of Eighth avenue. There isn't a pair 01 was, a sue hst or ilk dress on a week day to the half mile. The men'have'firm faces, the women independence without brazenness. There are no painted cheeks here, nor penciled eyebrows, nor flashy diamonds and calico; nor are there any aimless dudes lounging here and there to stare honest women in the face. The field is not theirs. You will see such even respectability in no other street in New York. There is a single break in this descrip tion reserved for that part of Eighth avenue near the Grand Opera House, where there are some pretentious stores and some drink ing resorts. But the street people are about the same. Speaking of the Grand Opera House, it receives its chief patronage from these people, and a sight of one of the immense audiences there impresses one till ' "ore forcibly with the individuality of Eighth avenue. You will see no such audi ence in any other theater in this citv. Lessons In Human Nature. By dav Eighth avenue is alive with ve hicles of all descriptions, it being the great natural artery of traffic, not to mention its inviting asphaltum and liberal breadth. It is the grand course of the bicyclers, hun dreds of whom are constantly whirling up and down to the peril of crossing pedestri ans. Many complaints are being made against reckless riding, and not a few seri ous accidents have occurred. In the early dusk there is danger. Almost every evening on Eighth avenue in summer you encounter corner prayer meetings. A flute, a cornet and a couple of male and female voices furnish the music, and the very respectable looking men and women who pray are sure of a respectful audience. Men and women pause and, craning their necks over the outer row of listeners, get a conception of what is going on, then, perhaps, go away with a smile or a look of wonderment. A little further ona blind sailor mournfully warbles some an cient forecastle ballad.'and the hat is not held in vain. Perhaps two or three more of these street singing beggars will be en countered on a single trip, for Eighth ave nue people are honest and sympathetic and will give pennies here and there where the richer and more aristocratic would turn the cold shoulder. A valuable lesson in human nature may be learned on every block of this popular boulevard by those having eyes to see and ears to hear and the inclina tion to use these senses. CnABLES THEODOEE MtTBXAY. A MAN WITH TWIN BRAINS. Has the Biggest Head In the World Three Doctors Gave Him a Living to Get the Body After Death He Has Outlived Two of Them. rwitlTTEN TOR THI DISPATCH. There is a man in Washington who has the distinction of having the biggest head in the world. His name is- Loftus Jones Parker, and his head measures a little more than 32 inches around. A 21-inch girth is a pretty fair sized head. Mr. Parker is 48 years old and is a respected citizen of the National Capital. He has been in business, with a place on Louisiana avenue, near Seventh street, but for about 20 years he has been leading a retired life. He did not retire upon the accumulations of an active business career, as many worthy men do, but upon a bonus or subsidy given by three prominent physicians of Washington, who wanted to secure his remarkable head for Zoftus Janes Parker. an autopsy when he came to shake off the mortal coil. He was then 28, and tho en terprising medicine men thought that he would not hold out much longer. They could not see how a man with as big a head for as little a body to feed it could hang on beyond 33 years, the average of human life. So the endowment was set aside for his maintenance, the conditions being that he should not permanently leave the District of Columbia, and that they should have his bodv for scientific purposes when he had no further use for it. I had a talk with this great physical curiosity not long ago. He has a pretty clear head; but there is a striking pecu liarity about his mental processes which has led some people to think that he has in his prodigious head two distiuet sets of brains, which sometimes work in unison and sometimes do not. It is this singular feature of the little man's make-up that has excited the wonder of the doctors. Dime museum people have been after him for ten years; but family pride has led him to refuse some good offers. He re marked, with a glance of cool shrewdness, that if it was any object for me to know it, two of the doctors who put up the bonus were dead. Then, after a panse, he added: "In regard to the third, I think my lease of lite is about as good as his." A good many people about Washington think that it is a simple caseofhydro cenhalns. though this is seemingly nega tived bv the fact that this peculiar ailment has never been known to allow its victim to enjoy 48 years of life, good health and good wit. Lottos Parker is one of the characters of the Capital. He is as distinctively an individuality as Beau Hickman, the most noted of all Washington characters, and is a figure at all out-door doings of the gay political metropolis. Music is one of his passions. It is singularly like the case of Blind Tom, but of course he has greater in telligence. He is a very religious man, and is a member of the Metropolitan Methodist Church. He was even an interesting figure at Parson Newman's fervid discourses, and helped along with tbe worship by his fine singing, tie nas a gooa tenor voice, wmcu has some notes remarkable for sweetness and vigor. In tho second year of the Grant Administration the Metropolitan Chnrch decided to get a grand chime for the church, When the "chime was ready for delivery, it was thought to be prudent to send a musical expert to Troy to test it before'ac ceptance. It was tbe intention to have the best chime in America, and P rker was se lected for this delicate service. An edu cated musician went along to supply what technical knowledge might be necessary, but Parker was to furnish the nice judg ment on harmony. The musician I will not name him, as he is prominent said tha bells were all right, but Parker said they were not. Two or three did not suit him, and he told why, in his peculiar manner. After a whole week of squabbling, the lit tle man made his point, and tbe bad bells were replaced, at considerable cost-to the founders, bv new ones of truer tone. When the citizen or visitor at the capital j is thrilled these bright Sabbath mornings ot autumn with the "harmonies of "Green ville," "Nearer, My God, to Thee," or the Missionary Hymn, from the Metropolitan chime, he should bear in mind that a part of his treat is due to the'stubborn persist ence and tbe discriminating musical sense of Loftus Parker, the man with twin brains, "the little man with the biggest head," the man who has helped bury two of his would-be dissectors and expects to sing at the funeral of the third! Edso2t Bracts. Ballroad Car He.itlng In Tranee. An electric system of heating railroad cars, nsed on French lines, provides for tho use of load DTiittno. f ifvh TfatatAnca tHrantrh Jjvhlch a current from a dynamo is passed. jBEES AS CARRIERS. An Expert Is Sending Messages by Them, a la Carrier Pigeon. DIETING TO PEEVE5T BALDNESS. A Machine for Blacking- Shoes That Hasn't Beached Pittsburg. EAFID TKA5SIT TOE TEE FAEHEB rwErrrET for thi dispatch-I Astonishing records have been made by carrier pigeons, and all the great European powers have attached a carrier pigeon serv ice to their war departments for the trans mission of messages in time of war. But it would, at first thought, require more than ordinary credulity to believe that the bee can be utilized In the same way. It has long been known that If a swarm of bees were inclosed in a bas and carried to a dis tance of, say, two or three miles from the hive, and the bag were opened, the bees, after circling around for a short time, would quickly take flight in the direction of the hive, with unerring certainty. Under ordin ary conditions, the most active ones would cover the distance in 20 or 23 minntes.travel Ing at a mean speed of seven miles an hour. M. Teynac, the distinguished bee master of the Gironde, has turned this instinct to ac count In the carrying of messages between the houses of friends at a distance of 2 or 2J miles and his own. His mode of operation is not a difficult one to follow. A small hive, well stocked with bees and food for them, U sent to the friend. At the end of a few day the bees have become accustomed to their new surroundings. They are then placed in a small shipping box, covered with wire giuzo sons to allow ofasupDly of air, and sent back to their destination. After their arrival they are set free in a room in which a little honey has been placed npon a table. A hungry bee Immediately alights on the re past. At thi- moment the dispatch, a tiny strip, slit with .1 pair of scissors so as to form two flaps, fa attached, the two flaps, which arc covered with fish glue, being quickly and lightly applied to the bee held with pinchers. The glue must not touch either tho head or wings of the insect, which as soon as i has had its fill of the honey, takes its flight and steers straight for tho hive. Rerore the entrance of each hive has been placed a small tin box, having apertures in front of jnst snfllcient size to allow or the passage of the males or drones. The onposite side, which is entirely open, is andied exactly against the entrance of the hive, so that, in order to enter or make their exit, all tha bees must pass through these apertures. The little messenger, hampered by the weight of the load on its back, exhausts itself in vain efforts to pass through in its turn, and is obliged to wait for some one to free it from the burden that prevents it from entering the hive. M. Teynao thinks that through patient training and proper selection a bee mes senger can be developed that will De able to travel greater distances, and he is under stood to be now experimenting with a hardy species of bee, which he has domesticated. Diet and Growth of Hair. Dr. E. C. llapother says hair contains 5 per cent of sulphur and i s ash, 2U per cent of silicon and 10 per cent of iron and manga nese. Solntions ot beef, starchy mixtures and even milk, which constitutes the diet of patients with influenza and other revers, cannot supply theso elements, and atrophy at the root and falling of the hair results. A fact which bears on this view of the case la that young mammals attain neither strength nor color of hair so long as milk is their sole food. Tho foods which most abundantly contain the elements required for the strengthening of the hairaro the various albnmonoids and the oat. tlie ash of which yields 22 per cent of silicon. With care, these foods ar? admissible in certain febrile diseases. Dr. Mapotherhas often found a dietary largely composed of oatmeal and brown bread greatly promote the growth of the hair, especially when the baldness was preceded by constipation and sluggish capillary circulation. Blacking Shoes by Electricity. Chicago was the first city in this country to Introduce the electric motor for working a shoe-blacking machine. New York has followed suit, and has now quite a number of these machines worked electrically. They are principally in barbers' shops, and are very popular. The machine consists of a circular brush, attached to a flexible shaft, the i.irectlon of which Iso ntrolled by the bootblack. The foot is placed into the ma chine, and in a few seconds it i3 withdrawn, polished to perfection. This result is ob tained by the rapid rotation of three brushe", so placed with regard to each other that the whole surface of the shoe can be operated upon expeditiously The shoe to be shined is placed on a little platform, which slides between the first two brushes, and at the third brush comes into action the polish is developed. The shafts of the three brushes are self adjusting, so that all sixes of shoes can be treated with equal ease. Bapld Transit for the Farmer. A practical illustration of the benefit ta the farmer of the recently proposed system of freight service will soon bo given In Maryland,. where an electrioroad 13 miles long is being run through a first-class farm ing country that the steam railroads have not touched. This road will not only -be used for passenger traffic, but will bo equipped with freight cars that will have a capacity of five tons. Ho matter how muddy the highways are or how stormy the weather, the motor tracks upon which the farm wagons are wheeled, will always be ready to carry their loads to the nearest market, and to bring back their return load when required. effective Way of Cutting Iron. It Is well known that a smooth dijo of steel driven at a high -peed will cut In two a file held to the edge of the disc. This prin ciple does not seem to have been practically used save in an instance recently recorded in a Government armory. Tho ends of tem pered steel ramrod", such as were in use 23 years ago, were being treated and tbe mate rial was found to be too hard to cut. Soma small wheels of iron about 6 inches in diam eter and 1 inch thick were brought into requisition. They were driven at the rato of 6,000 revolutions per minute and melted or abraded the metal away instantly, at tho same time drawing the temper so that a crew thread conld afterward be cut on tho end of the tempered rod. Wire Fences as Llghtn lag Conductors. The data collected by insurance companies that issue policies on cattlo show that a dis tinct increase In risk is caused by the use of wire fences on farms. The number of cat tle reported as killed by lightning Is very large. In tho majority of cases the cattlo were near the wiro fences at the moment or their being struck, and so convinced are the companies that the metal strands by acting as conductors of electricity increase the chances against the lifo of the cattle, that they are making a modiflcaton of the con ditions on which such insurance is given. Sawdust Zot Generating Electricity- In parts of the country where coal is dear, electric light and power companies are look ing for the cheapest substitute they can find. An electrio corporation in Oregon has the good fortune to be near the sawmills of a great lumber company and has promptly seized the opportunity offered of securing an economical fuel for its power plant. The refuse of the sawmills is taken direct from the saws and conveyed directly to the boilers of the electric company without any handling whatever. The Telephone for Tire Brigades. The flremaster of Glasgow has a telephone especially adapted for brigade purpose con structed. It is enclosed in a small box, and comprises a complete receiver, transmitter, and magneto call bell, no battery being re quired. On the arrival of the brigade at a fire one or more or the portable telephones is at once attached to tho nearest fire alarm box and communication is established with headquarters. rrc&eir . (JJOtpIJlGEH'S HCQEiHICrlJi iCut Glass Lock for this 1 FOR THE TABLE Is Perfection. trademark iauci. seSM&sm T . jjL jL AjfeMjaJBafc .4 ,,,.' - V