i '.s-HnniBrw jpi 'musr THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1891. MmimgBm ) ESTABLISHED FEBRUART 8. 1S48. Vol. . No.BO.Vmerea at Pittsburg Postofflcc, November lss', as seeond-elass matter. Business Office .Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and So Diamond -Street, in New Dispatch Building. TVSTF.RN ADVERTISING OFFICE. R0OM2L TRIBUNE BUILDING, NEtVTORK. where conii plete files ofTHEDISPJlTCHcanalwaTs be found, h'orelpi advertiser appreciate th convenience. Home advertisers and Wends ofTHE DISPATCH, vhUe in New Tort, are also made -welcome, TITE DISTA TCHU regularly on sdU at Brentam's, e Onion Square, yew York, and 17 Ave de VOpem, Pant, France, where anyone tcho has been duap pointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it, TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTAOE rBIE IN THI trKlTXD STATES. DAILT DiSrATcn. One Tear I X 00 Dailt Dispatch. Ter Quarter. 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POSTAGE All persons -who mall the Sunday issue of The Dispatch to friends should bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Two (3) Cents. All double and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to insure prompt delivery. P1TTSBUEG, SUNDAY. OCT. 23, 1SKL A CONTENTION FOB ASSESSMENTS. The true inwardness of that reported or der that the Republican politicians must turn in and work for the ratification of the Constitutional Convention, is given In our new s columns. It seems that campaign as sessments were wanted from tiie respected citizens nominated for delegates in that wholly potential body. Naturally the del egates objected to paying 5100 each for the empty honor of a possible election to a "body which was at the same time to be voted out of existence. Consequently in order to realize on the assessments word had to be sent that the convention must be carried. Here we have an illustration of the small causes which are sometimes ex pected to change the course of Slate events. The fundamental law of the State is to be overhauled, the courts are to be set anew to the work of construction, the chances of removing the restrictions which the present Constitution imposes on corporations and politicians are to be incurred, and the State is to bear the expense of a needless and undesired convention, all in order that a few thou sand dollars of campaign assessments may ie gathered in for the party funds. If such methods of deciding .grave questions of State can succeed it is enough to es tablish a profound faith in the supremacy of the infinitely little. But it may be pertinent for the delegates to advise with themselves whether this change of front affords them a sufficient guarantee for lightening their pockets. The question of a convention is, after all, to be decided by popular vote. Party lines cannot be drawn on it; and the public mind was made up long before this reach was made for the candidates' money. The considerations which decided the public against the convention are as strong now as ever; and it would be discreet for the candidates to make their assessments conditional on the delivery of the goods and let the payment be C. O. D. Bather we should say that the considera tions against the convention are now stronger than ever. When the subject of Constitutional legislation becomes a matter of political barter and sale it affords the strongest argument for the people to put their veto on the whole business. THE OUTLOOK UNCHANGED. The week now opened will witness the culmination and practical close of the great contest between McKinley and Campbell in Ohio. To the last moment the partisan prophets are sticking fast to their respectire sides. This is a sort of fidelity and consistency which is usual in all such campaigns. The Dispatch sees no reason to change its opinion that the people of Ohio will stand by the protective policy. It should even expect that the very thorough hear ing which has been given to all the argu ments would greatly increase the Bepub lican majority above the original expecta tions of the leaders. It would be extremely unfortunate If the platform of -anti-protection and free silver were to win in Ohio this year. That would give a new lease of life to agitation which is detrimental to the business inter ests of the country. On the other hand, if McKinley wins there will be an end of free silver and tariff-for-revenue-only planks in Democratic platforms for a good while to come. The next Democratic National Convention will treat these subjects very gingerly if the party is beaten upon them in Ohio next week. UNIVERSITY'S DECADENCE. There is a tinge of tragedy in the state- ment of the trouble at Harvard made by the Xew York World. In taking its mind off from its diurnal task of swearing by the holiness and justice of the Tammany, cause to study the decadence of that sen ior scholastic institution our cotempor ary shows its ability to rise above party lines, and in its analysis of the trouble it displays an equal talent at discarding the conventional and archaic views of educational matters. The "trouble at Harvard" to which the World deems it necessary to call the at tention of the public is not the painting of any more statuary or the exhibition of any more lawlessness. No such trivial exhibi tions of youthful spirit are to be considered besides the deep gravity of the announce ment that "the Harvard football team is going to pieces, and that it will be no where in the struggle with its old oppon ents." The cause for such calamity Is worthy the deep study which the World gives. It is in the statement of the real source of this national woe that we perceive the new logic of athletics. It is "not the plijsical condition of the men nor the in creased luxury of the wealthy set," for taste "must remain in Harvard Uulver- sity a goodly number of strong-bodied men." After this process of exclusion we find that the real difficulty is that "Harvard refuses to compete with any college but Tale." One might suppose that if the team goes to pieces from competition with Yale, that compe tition with everyone would pulverize if not triturate it; but we know differently now. Finally, a great and wanton cause of the trouble is disclosed in the interfer ence of the faculty. The "committee of mugwumps in athletics" actually take the heart out of the men by making it uncer tain whether they will be permitted to en gage in prospective contests, and thus the bright prospects of our leading educational foundation in the athletic field are being brought to a tragic conclusion. But this is to be remedied. With the notice of the World that "the Faculty must keep its hands off," the educators of that university will understand that henceforth they must abjure the obsolete idea that education can be permitted to interfere with the production of football and rowing champions. EXPANSION OF RAILROAD FACILITIES. So many false reports have been given out as to the purpose of the Pennsylvania railroad to erect a new Union Station that we suppose the latest one must be taken with the usual grain of allowance. It speaks of a project afoot on the part of the company "to purchase all the property between Eleventh and Twenty-eighth streets, running through Liberty street to Spring alley," with the idea of vacating that part of Liberty street and widening the alley to a fifty foot thoroughfare the ground thus acquired to be used for an ex tension of tracks and yard purposes, and for a new station building to take the place of the present one. As it is not the policy of railroad com panies to herald their intentions, especially when property is to be bought, the as sumption reasonably arises that this re port, like many of its predecessors, is im aginative. At the same time it is patent that the business of all the railroads com ing Into Pittsburg is increasing enor mously. The present terminal facilities, which were ample some years ago, will hardly, in any instance, be large enough to accommodate the business of ten years hence. We may, therefore, look for im portant improvements within the next decade. The time Is fast comJtog when the railroads will find themselves taxed beyond their resources to do the business of the larger cities of the United States. Water transportation will then be a more important factor of business than now. If Pittsburg had such adequate water trans portation as could be secured to it, the local railroads might suffer loss on the lines of the heaviest class of freights. But they would soon be more than recouped for this loss by the increase of general business and the greater quantity of the better paying classes of freight. The Pennsylvania Railroad and its con nections represent a magnificent system whose facilities have kept better pace with the growth of the country than those of any other railroad lines. Yet, even the great Pennsylvania Is destined to find itself periodically outstripped by the enormous increase of shipping business. As there must be a limit sometime to the expansion of even the most enterprising roads, it seems that contemplation of auxiliary water transportation is now none too soon. THE KIVALItY CONTINUES. The rivalry between the Westinghouse and Edison interests hi the matter of electric lights has been transferred to the electric railway field. It is not, as in the function of illumination, a dispute over the control of patents, but both interests are in the field with electric motors which are claimed to confer great improvement on previous methods of electric propul sion. In the application of the new motors to street railway work the Westinghouse is first in the field, three of them having been in operation on our street railways during the pastweek. The Edison motor, though coming in last, makes up for that by the more sweeping claims. This might give the lead to Edison if it were not for the fact that the most convincing demonstration of the superiority of any machinery is its actual working. A lay mind should hardly undertake to analyze the differences between the two machines; but distinction in their character is broadly marked by the fact that the Westinghouse motor is readily applicable to the overhead wire system already established in nearly every city in the country, and does away with some of its most obnoxious features; while the Edison motor does away with overhead wire system alto gether. In this respect the Westinghouse motor has the greater promise of immedi ate usefulness, while the Edison contains the prospect of a complete change and necessitates the creation of new systems. So long as the rivalry between the two great electrical corporations results in the constant production of new and improved devices the public will be glad to see it go on, and will wish the greatest success to the efforts of both. NOT FROM ST. LOUIS. The report that Queen Victoria was fatally ill, which started in St Louis yes terday, is from the point of its origin plainly an example of the way in which canards get their growth. As far as au thenticity is concerned the report could have come from Sioux City with just as much authority. Of course the fact that at her advanced age the Queen's death is to be regarded as one of the near ppssi bilities, will impress anyone who thinks of the matter. Probably some remark to that effect made in casual conversation was magnified by the old "three black crows" process until some goose posted it as news on the Merchants Exchange. The main feature is the utter purposelessness of the thing. In Europe such news might have an effect on the bourses; but in this country it could have no effect whatever on business or investments. When the Queen dies we ma5 set it down as certain that we will not hear of it first from St. Louis. PEEHAPS NOT. The current gossip comes from New York that the sharp-witted there are mak ing bets that neither Flower nor Fassett will be the next Governor of that State. This is based on the idea that Hill must re sign the Governorship before the first Monday in December in order to take his seat in the Senate, when Lieutenant Gov ernor Jones will become the next Gover nor. It would be not wholly devoid of natural justice if these betters should find them selves caught in the trap of their own sharpness. There are very emphatic rea sons Avhy the presence of the freight-paying Jones in the New York Governorship would b exceedingly obnoxious to the Hill-Tammany combine. The Bjngham ton recalcitrant is now even more unpleas ant to the faithful than the Republicans. He has not only sulked In his tent, but he has even committed the party treason of publishing a letter advising honest Dem ocrats to rebel against the Tammany regime and vote the Republican ticket this year. To say nothing of the way in which he might slir things up during a brief term in(tla Governorship, the mere idea of such a recusant sitting as Democratic Governor Is enough to stir the gorge of Hill and his Tammany supporters. But how is it to be prevented? That question might ordinarily be" a poser; but tho genius of David Bennett Hill has already shown how easy is the answer. That remarkable politician finds no diffi culty In holding on to the Governorship for nine months after his term as Senator began. Why should he hesitate over such a bagatelle as holding on to it a month longer because the Senate happens to.be in session? Nothing is likely to happen during December which would render the absence or presence of a minority Senator at Washington a vital point; while if Jones were permittedto take the Executive posi tion at Albany for that length of time he might deal the Hill-Tammany interests a blow that would go near to being mortal. It would not be strange if the wily Hill should decline to take his seat in the Sen ate until the inauguration of the Governor to be elected this fall, and thus continue to interpose himself between the freight payer of Binghamton and his ambition to rule New York. A new result of the heavy gales that have been prevailing on tho Atlantic has been to retard tho course of the Gulf Stream. Observers have noted that the current has been reduced all the .way from Florida to Cape Hatteras to about a mile an hour. This, in connection with the winds that have swept down from the North, has exercised so chilly an influence on tho atmosphere of the Atlantic coast that unless it speedily rectifies itself we may expect some enter prising Congressman from the Eastern States to bring in an appropriation for re moving the oDstructions to the course of the Gulf Stream. Now we hear that Russia is contemplat ing an additional embargo on the exporta tion or oats, potatoes, millet and buckwheat. This makes the rest ot Europe uneasy; but the people need not worry. Tho United States will put no embargo on her magnifi cent surplus of lood products. In asserting that Australians should feel at home in this country at present, the Philadelphia Bulletin remarks that "here in Pennsylvania wo have a fine sample of a boomerang legislative session." Does tho esteemed Bulletin mean to prophesy that those who are guiding the course of tho Senate will presently find that they have whacked their own heads with it? That is undoubtedly what will happen if the Senate delays or J uggles with the question of official misconduct. It is now announced that Prof. Koch has purified his lymph of all its iuflammatory qualities and pronounces it satisfactory. If lie can make it cure consumption it will un doubtedly be so. But when it accomplishes that purpose the patients will be willing to stand a little inflammation. The announcement from New York that a court has held that the inspector of the Board of Health "acted hastily" in condemn ing those spotted grapes, on suspicion that tho spots contained copperas, may be good law, but it is not the lino of policy on which the best protection to the public is guaran teed. The idea that inspectors must wait until some one is poisoned before condemn ing suspicious food products will not in crease public faith in tho efficacy of food inspection. The Constitutional Convention must be carried in order that candidates for dele gates may be assessed, must it 1 Still, if any delegate wishes to make his assessment de pend on his election, we would advise him to defer ponying up until, say tho Thursday after election. Mb. Stillman's recently discovered comment on Colonel Shepard's purchase from tho Hopkins estate of its interest in the New York Mail and Expresi, that "We ought to be grateful to Providence that it sometimes sends men along with more money than brains to relieve men of their unfor tunate investments," is pointed. But would it not apply just as well to the way in which the Hopkins estate first obtained its interest in that newspaper! The latest cure for nervous prostration is to walk barefooted in wet grass, in snow or cold water. After one or two trials the nervously prostrated will conclude that the cure is worse than the disease. The report that a gang of Indiana horse thieves hid their stolen livo stock in a cave, arouses tho comment that this method of disposing of plunder was taken from Gil Bias, though the Hoosiers are entitled to originality in putting the idea to practical use. It has not yet been noted that, as Gil Bias' statement was a work of the imagina tion, the person who got up tho horse thief story is not entitlod to originality in adapt ing it to modern times. The cause of honest money should not he forgotten in Pennsylvania, but it cannot bo permitted to interfere with the cause of hon esty in handling the money. The latest Brooklyn girl who shot her recreant lover appears to have begun the acquaintance in a street flirtation. If there were some regulation for shooting both par ties to that sort of thing valuable time might he saved. But as the shooting penalty ap pears to fall exclusively on the male partici pants the young men should take warning and govern themselves accordingly. Now when Buddhism is torn up by dis putes about its doctrines, there can no longer be any doubt that an epidemic of heresy is abroad in the land. Last returns indicate that the deficiency of food in Germany may not be so great as expected. The shortage in ryo is 20 per cent and in wheat 18, whilo oats and barley are a little above the average. But as Germany always has to import breadstuffs to feed her population, thero is no doubt thut the United States will bo able to sell her a very lively total of grain. Nothing has been heard lately of the sub-Treasury scheme. There may be reason to fear that it has been lost in tho stormy season of politics. Our esteemed though rabidly free-trade cotemporary, the New York Times, devote 3 a long paragraph to tho reduction of wages at tho Edgar Thomson Steel Works. Singu larly, though, it omits to mention the fact that the tariff on the product of theso works was reduced nearly 40 per cent by the Mc Kinley bill. FELLOWSHIP WITH NEGB0ES. The St. Andrew's Brotherhood May Open Its Doors to Them. St. Louis, Oct. 21. At tho morning session of the Brotherhood of St. Andrew a report was read advocating the spread of Chapters among negroes, and Father John AVilliams, of Omaha, made a strong plea lor universal brotherhood. Dr. Sears, of Now York, explained that tho real and fundamental reason why boys, after leaving school fall awny from churoh was that the latter placed such small value on them and were not sent regularly to church while children. Campbell's Transformation. Cleveland Leader. . There has been somewhat of a transforma tion in the case of Governor Campbell. At the besinning of his campaign ho was tho most dismal kind of n calamity croakjr, and now in tho closing days" he attempts with varying success the role ofa clown. Nelthor dodge has won him any votes. OHIO CAMPAIGN GOSSIP. Noticeable Characteristic of the Two Can dldates Stories About Their Wires General Sherman as a Politician West Virginia Capacity for Whisky, - No two men are occupying mpre of the public's attention J nst now than ' Campbell and McKinley. Both ate men of excep tional ability; they have many, qualities of mind in common, and yet no twa men nre more unlike. Both are sociable and . kind, hut in a different way. Campbell is effer vescent: his Scottish good'humor constantly bubbles over. He is a better mixer among men than McKinley, and yat everybody who meets the Major is impressed with his dig nity and.respoots him. Tho Governor Is not a clown, as some of the Republican or gans for partisan purposes have painted him. He, too, is a man of dignity and strength. He is quick to adapt himself to tho conditions around him, andean interest a crowd of worklngmen with the same ease that he can eutortaina collesoor-a company of giggling schoolgirl's. The Governor is a born politician. He has all the arts of tlioglftodmanipulatorofnien. He knows how to get close to the people and engago their affections. In the canvass this fall he ha"! made a good Impression, more than surprised his friends and dumfounded his enemies. The latter frankly admit they did not know he was so versatile, or had tho ability which he has displayed. McKinley has been longer before the peo ple. His leputation nas made someyeais ago. Tho Major is an example of a man with one idea that is good, and he has made it his lire work to carry it out. He is recognized to-day as the leader ot the American protec tionists. Wives of the Candidates. The w.omcn of Ohio must not be over looked. They have played a prominent part in the development of her great men and many of thorn owe their pi ominence to the Influence of a good wife or mother. Camp bell ana McKinley are men of domestic habits. They give much of the glory of their success to their mates. Tho touching devotion of McKinley to his invalid wife is the admiration of all who know him. It Is one of the strongest points in his character, and has added greatly to" his popularity. With what glee I have seen him on Satuiday night after the week's work on the stump was over take tho first train to Canton to spend Sunday with the woman he loves. Like Lord Burleigh, who throw off his Treasury coat every Satur day evening with the remark, "Stay there, and don't worry me till Monday morning," McKinley lays aside all his cares when he turns to his wife. Mrs. Campboll is noted for hor tact and good sense. The Governor tells tho people he is Governor of Ohio, but only lieutenant governor at home. There ho is plain Jim, and Mis. Campbell is the queen. The Gov ernor says he was a Republican until he commenced to court a Democratic girl, and when he married her lie became a disciple of Jefferson, Jackson and Tilden. Another accomplished woman is the wife of Chairman Neai. She is said to possess considerable literary ability, and like Mrs. Campbell is fertile in contriving shrewd schemes to advance tho Democratic cause. The famo of those two women attracted the attention of a Toledo newspaper man early in the canvass, and ho thought a general political talk with them and their views on the outlook would make good read, ing. Tho ladies, however, objected, and pre ferred that the Governorand Chairman Neal should bo tho mouthpieces of the party. General Sherman as a Politician. When McKinley was at Batavia recently he had a room on the second floor in the only decent hotel in tho town, and it couldn't lay claim to much elegance, either. So many gray beards were introduced to him as old underground railway men that it reminded tne Major of an incident in which General Sherman played an important part. During a slight lull, when there was a gap in the line of visitors, McKinley told the story to the newspaper men. Some years ago a reception was given to the General at Nor-1 walk, in the Western Reserve.and the Major, with a number of his Canton friends, went over to attend it. At that time McKinloy's district had been gerrymandered last year was not the only time tho Democrats played this trick on the Republicans and lie was in some danger of being defeated. Tho old General was interested in the con; test, and thought ho saw a chance to make votes for the Major. As the Canton hoys were being introduced to him by McKinley, ho said to each one: "Don't forget the Major," meaning to vote for him on election day. In a short time the Canton crowd had passed by, but the grizzled General didn't know it, and every man as ho stepped up to shake hands was greeted with the remark, "Don't forget the Major." McKinley laughed heartily as he remembered the incident. The puzzled expression on the faces of the people at the queer salutation was not noticed by Sherman, and the General didn't learn till after tho reception was over that tho Canton people formed only a small part of the crowd present. West Virginia Capacity for Whisky. Governor Campbell was much amused by a little thing that occurred in Bellairo when ho was there about a month ago. The Democratic hosts from WcstVlrginia poured across the river and almost swamped the town with their numbers. The Governor was glad to see them, and they stirrred up plenty of Democratic enthusiasm. After the speaking was over, a lot of them crowded into Mr. Campbell's room to see him. Some one presented the Governor with a large bottlo of Irish whisky. The Governor neither drinks nor smokes, and he put the tempting liquor on a table in sight of all. Like most men who never touch the amber colored stuff, he didn't notice the longing eves which the West Virginians cast on the bbttle, and it never occurred to him to ask them to stop up. The torture was great, but the boys smacked their lips and endured it. When the time arrived lor the Governor to take a train for Zanesville, he stepped from tho room for a moment to get his hat and coat. When he returned the bottle was empty and a complacent smile played around the mouths of every man present. The Governor grasped tho situation in a moment, and begged their pardon for not offering the whisky before. Once out of the town he had a hearty laugh over tho short work they mado of the liquor. "I never saw anything disappear so aniok- ly," he said, "Heavens, what a capacity for whisky have." mo ttesv Virginia .uemocrats must Israel. PERTINENT AND PERSONAL. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Isham sail next week from London for New York, with the intention of settling down in the United States. Daniel Dougherty, the silver-tongued orator, made his first money handling the ribbons over his father's 'bus team in Phila delphia. Whitelaw B.EID, American Minister to Paris has mado himself very popular. He spends more than his salary in social en tertainment. Prof. James Hall, the distinguished paleontologist of New York, is hale and hearty at 81 y ears at ago. He is the nestor of American geologists. Clubs may not be exactly the thing for women, but Mrs. Martha J. Lamb believes in belonging to societies. Her name is on the membership roll of 25. The Prince of Wales will celebrate his fiftieth birthday on November 9 at tho Marl- tboiough homo. Quite an interesting family party will gather at that time. General Fitzsimmons has stirred Chi cago to its depths. Ho says that there is only 1(1 feet of earth between tho surface of the streets ana a layer or mud and of quick stand. Occasionally Dukes and other high titled individuals aro found with specu lative turns of mind. Tho latest instanoo is tho Duko of Fife, who is selling his estates and investing the money in tecurities. The Astor family have a million sterling invested in English securities. Tho founder of tho family, John 'Jacob -Astor, left an in junction in his will that the family should always continue tho investments in the English fnnds and in English securities that lie had himself commenced. The sons and grandsous have always respected this com mand. Mrs. Henry Johnson, nee Harriet Lane, is in Loudon. She is the niece of President Buchanan, and presided over his household at tho Whitq House during his Presidency, and at the United States Lega tion when ho was Minister in London. The lato Mr. Smith owned a magnificent steam yacht, thOjFandora, formerly belonging to the Duke of Hamilton. It is now for sale, and though silo Is 2J years old, she is ttlll a- SBrvlcenfce boat. Slio gost originally XSO.OOQ, AMEBICANZING IMMIGBAHIS. Schools Established Where They Are Given Suitable Tuition. Boston Journal. The school question in New York has a recent interesting phase in the new schools established under the Baron do Hirsch fund for tho Instruction of Russian and Rouman ian Jewish Immigrants in the English lan guage and in the duties and obligations of life. and citizenship in the United States. As the first organized effort of foreigners to prepare themselves for American citizen ship, tho schools are noteworthy experi ments. Their need cannot bo questioned, especially in New York, where 25,000 chll- dren are without school room and where th foreign element is so large that means of assimilation with American customs are most urgent. The new schools for the Rus sian Immigrants es tabllshedunder the Baron de Hirf oil fund have nn aggregate attend ance of over 700, and consist of both day and evening t-clinols, of preparatory classes ior the public schools and of industri.il classes to fit the-pupils for remunerative occupa tions. Three months tuition in the preparatory classes fits children for the fifth grade of the primary department. Tho evening classes for those who work in shops during the day are said to be especially useful. There Is no trifling among tne pnpils, as all seem to recognize the serious purpose for which thoy come together. In the industrial departments classes have been established for hairdresslng and dressmaking lor girls and in the mechanical trades for men. Tho schools aim to Inculcate tho Americau spirit not only in tho instruction of tho English language, but in stimulating self-iespect and in cultivating Independence. Public school methods aro followed and public school teachers are secured, whenever it is possible. The girls are nil addressed as "young ladies," and the whole drift of tho education is to raise the pupils above the drudgery to which they are condemned. The experiment wins approval by its earn estness and by its attitude of respect toward American institutions. Such schools for foreigners aro to be encouraged, for they do not seek to antagonize their pupil- against our methods or cause disrespect of our sys tems. TALK OP THE TIMES. The Republican clubs are taking tho Re publicans out of the People's parry, leaving nothing in it but Democrats. Kansas City Star. The same tiling IS happening in Ohio, if all the accounts aro true. Mills camo and went from Ohio. Repub licans sorrow that he has gone, and Demo crats are sorry that he over came. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Altogether the Democrats over there are having a sorry time of it. Mexico has bull fights lor charity. Mexico needs civilizing. The approved way of raising money lor charitable purposes is to hold churoh fairs. Buffalo Express. This was a church fair, only on a different plan. The country has much to ho thankful for, after all. Jerry Simpson is not a natural born citizen, and cannot bo a candidate for the Presidency. New York Commercial Advertiser. Ho lias a faculty, though, of making those who can be candidates -wish they couldn't be. A TSAR ago at this timothe Democratio organs nnd orators all over the country could talk about nothing but the disasters the McKinley bill was sure to bring upon the people of the United States. Denver Repub lican. They are still talking, hut it does not have any effect. An herb ha3 been discovered in Yucatan that will euro almost any type of insanity. This is another stumbling block in the path way of tho Alliance political movement. Springfield Journal As there never was any movement to Alliance politics, how could a stumbling block be put in their pathway. While Porter's census puts tho number of orange trees in California at 300,000, the Board or Agriculture of that State finds that it Is 4,000,000. Porter, it seems Is farther out of the way in counting orange trees than in numbering tho popnlation. If there Is a single page in his census report which does not contain a blunder he should senditto the World's Fair ns a rare curiosity. Chi cago Herald. The question is wouldaperma pent census bureau do any better? AKTJIENT TELEGBAPHY. " The Greeks and Romans Had Curious System in Olden Times. Spare Moments. The ancient Grcoxs and Romans practised telegraphy with the help of pots filled witn straw and twigs saturated in oil, which, be ing placed in rows, expressed certain letters according to the order in which they were lighted; but the only one of their contriv ances that merits a detailed description was that invented by a Grecian general named jEneas, who flourished In the time of Aris totle, intended for communication between tho generals of an army. It consisted of two exactly similar earthen vessels, filled with water, each provided with a cock that would discharge an equal quantity of water in a given time, so that the whole or any part of the contents would escape in precisely the same period from both vessels. On,the surface of each floated a piece of cork supporting an upright marked off Into divisions, each division having a certain sentence inscribed upon it. One of tho ves sels was placed at each station, and when either party desired to communicate, he lighted a torch, which he held aloft until the other did the same, as a sign that ho -nas all attention. On the sender of the mesiago lowering or extinguishing his torch, each party immediately openod the cock of his vessel, and so left it until the sender re lighted his torch, when it-nas at once closed. Tho receiver then read the sentence on tho division of tho upright that was level with the moutli ot the vessel.and which, if every thing had been executed with exactness, corresponded with that of tho sender, and so conveyed tho desired information. The first electric telegraph at all deserving the name -nas invented by Messrs. Cooke and Wheatstono, and was laid on the London and Blackwall Railway in June, 1837. CLUBS JOB THE WOMEN. They Indl cote an Increased Pnrsnlt of Beg nlar Vocations. New York World. The women of New York have formed an other club. This time it is a club of college bred women ard is formed on the pattern of the men's University Club. Thero lias been such an essential difference between the man's club and tho woman's club, however, thatit has boon until recently a misnomer to speak of the latter as a club at all. The only woman's club possible that shall at all resemble tho man's club must bo composed of busy women who need a place where they may And perpetual social relaxation and where they can meet in a bunch, so to speak, the women whom they want to seo and upon whom, except for tho club, they must waste much time in making single calls, Tho woman of leisure has no need of a club. Her husband has if he is a man of affairs, for he would otherwise see no one except occasionally some other man who misht drop into his house. Clubs were started in England lor gambling purposes. Then in Aune's time they became the re sorts of the wits, and now they are great conveniences, giving homes to men who have them not, and social pleasures to those whjpihave not time or Inclination to hunt very lar for them. Clubs are an accompani ment of busiiioss in this age and country, and women's clubs indicate an increase in the number of women who are pursuing regular vocations. The Most Civilized Nation. iCMca(toNewi.3 Jerry Husk has introduced the American hog to Germany and Italy and now an Englishman has escorted ten of the fow re maining American buffalo to Great Britain. Now if wo can get lid of the Anglomaniac and the moccusln snake we will be the most civilized nation on the.eartb. f . Drive Them Into Their Holes. lKmton,RepBlUcan, The letter from Mr. Blaine, fully setting forth his hearty indorsement of the MeKin. ley tnriff.law, and his earnest hope that tho author or JtUflt bill might be elected Gov ernor of Ohio, -should havo tho effect to drive a lot of persistent campaign liars into their holes. Shadows Cast Before. Clilcogo Inter Oce.ui. As wo approach tho ides of November the Democratic hoso begius to blush and tho' cheek to pale. It is "coming events casting shadov3'boforc."' MURRAY'S MUSINGS. XV-aud Practiced Under Cover or Legitimate Brokerage AH Letters Liable to Bo Opened Writing Letters in a Hotel Tin dn SieclB Royalty. FROM A STAIT COnnESPONDEST.l New York, Oct. 24, If there were any way to reach a certain class of alleged brokers by operation of law, it would save a great many innocent and ignorant people from being mercilessly plucked. Unfor tunately it seems quite as difficult to reach some swindlers by law as It Is to lessen tho annual crop of fools. By tho side of this particular class of "brokers" the "green goods" man dwindles into insignificance. This because the ostensible brokerago busi ness is considered quite legitimate. Tho way these men operate is by the in sertion of small advertisements in the country newspapers of the interior, promis ing investments that are sure to turn from 100 to 1.C0O per cent profit to the investor. without material risk. By consulting the files of almost' any country weekly at a dis tance from New York, you will see these ad vertisements. They usually call for re mittances of from $10 to $100. These amounts are to ba used as mar gin in certain stock transactions, on which the broker pretends to have a sure tip. As a matter of fact tho money so sent is not invested at all. It is salted down in the broker's Inside pocket. Tho returns al most invariably sent to the investor are to tho effect that the stock went the wrong way. If tho Investment is sufficiently largo the investor is called upon to make good his margin, with a promise or a certain turn in the market whereby the original expecta tions of a small fortune will be surely realized. If tho country investor be ignor ant or innocent enough he will probably send on additional amounts, and as long-as these are forthcoming he will do bled. In some respects this partakes of similar1 larger transactions in Wall street, wherein brokors of more repute and wealth are con cerned. It is not necessary to say that the fools who monkey with stocks are not con fined to these small speculators, but the losses attendant upon such alleged invest ments fall more heavily upon them than upon the men who deal in thousands in Wall street. If tho metropolitan newspapers would turn their calcium lights upon somo of theso swindlers the results would be hailed with a good deal of satisfaction by all honest men. Sacredness of the Malls. "I noticed a short time ago," said a Washington official, "that some objection was made by a Mr. Pell, of the San Domingo Shore Lino road, to the opening of a private letter by the Chief of tho Secret Service Bureau. It Is not generally known that the rules of the PostofDce Department empower inspectors to open suspicious letters at dis cretion. The public appear to be very much astonished at this proceeding mentioned, but I assure you that it is carried to a greater extent than even those who know all about it suppose. In fact, under the rules of the Postafflce Department, almost anvprivatelettercanbo opened and read. This will surprise some people, I presume, but It is nevertheless true, and a reference to the private Instructions to postomce In spectors, which are in printed form, will convince anybody or it. Whether such secret privileges are overused illegitimately would be difficult to find out. It is a good deal like ariestiugamanon suspicion. As a matter of fact therefore you will seethe United States mails are no more sacred than the malls in Russia or any other country, so far as Government espionage is concerned." At a Hotel Writing Table. Did you ever notice the writers about a hotel writing tablet They present a curious study. Unless a man is a drummer and is accustomed to the surroundings tho writing of letters at a table where he touches el bows with his neighbors is accompanied by difficulties almost as great as those which oonfiontmost men in writing a telegram. The novice in the latter art will stand at a telegraph window and spend half an hour more or less in selecting 10 or 20 words to convey his thoughts by wire. Ho will tear up three or four blanks or carelessly leave several half-finished dispatches lying around, and finally, after suocess crowns his efforts, turn away with tho air of a man who has just finished half a day's work. Yonr hotel letter writer proceeds with more deliberation. He comes in with half a dozen sheets of note paper and hotel enve lopes to match and sits down at the tabic. The pens of the usual horrible hotel typo are always on tho other side of the parti tion, and as he reaches for them three or fonr other men who have just succeeded in composing their thoughts look up at him with scowls of disgust. They apparent ly entertain tho suspicion that somebody is trying to find out what they aro Tho Young Knlers of the World. "I am thinking of writing a book," said Mr. Frank G. Carpenter, the well-known let ter writer and traveler, "on the kings I have met and interviewed. We consider ourselves the only progressive country,"hecontlnued, "but the observant traveler abroad must re mark the extraordinary progress of those countries that havo been tied down by cen turies of tradition. In Slam I found rail roads finished and projected telephones and electric lights. I was somewhat astonished at being received Dy theliingjustnslwonld he received in tho White nouse. Our histor ies convey the idea of a barbarian reigning over a barbarous people with despotic power. So it used to be. Where I was re ceived standing along with the Ministersand other attendants men formerly got access only by creeping in inte serpents ana men out again In tho samo way. Electrlo lights blazed over the throne, and tele phones and telegraphic instruments met the eye in the outer corridors. They made me removo my spectacles before I entered, however, nobody hut the nobility bein al lowed to wear spectacles. Tho young King is writing a book in tho English language, and the volume will bo Illustrated by pic tnres taken with a kodak. The Khedive of Egypt is a monogamist among polygnmlsts. He is a very learned man, neither drinks nor smokes, and can reclto the Koran backward as well as forward. What man in the United States can recite the Blblo cither way? "The King of Greeco is about 85, with a complexion as clear as that of a baby, and he talks a dozen languages. The young men to-day aro rullng.the world," concluded Mr. Carpenter. "The boy Emperor of Germany is another sample of progressive youth. King Humbert of Italy is another. With tho progress that these young rulers have mado in European government, what may we not expect from their successors?" Sons of Two Famous Men. In a downtown cafe the other day I met two gentlemen whose names will recall remarkable men and remarkable events in American history. They were Lieutenant Fiemont and Lieutenant Lawrence, of the United States Navy. Tho formor is the son of tho late distinguished John C. Fremont, 'The Path Finder,' who ran for President of tho United States, and the other was Law rence, the grandson of the heio of Lake Erie, old "Don't give up the ship." That these two gentlemen should come into the New Yoik lunch room for something to cat and drink was nothing remarkable, but that they should coiho in arm and arm, two naval chmns, was something sufficient to stir the imagination. Lieutenant Fremont is at tached to tho now cruiser "Philadelphia." He is a fine bpeclmen of manhood as was his father betoro him, "Wo expect soon to leave for Germany," said Lieut. Fremont, "on the errand of cour tesy from tho President of the United States to the German Emperor In relation to tho American hog. We anticipate a very pleas ant time and are of course delighted with the prospect. Perhaps under the circum stances it would bavebeen more appropriate forthls government to have sent the "Chi cago" on this errand, especially if wo are to convey a silver pig an ap resent to tho young emperor. Ch.uii.es THEODonE Mukbay. A Yehrof Good Fortune. Philadelphia Presj.J The inability to secure enough machines and men to operate them to thresh out the wheat of the Dakotas and Minnesota is the most decisive proof of the enormous crops that region has produced this jcar. The farmers are begging for machines and for help, tho extra hands usually employed at this season having proved utterly inade quate, A11 organization has been formed in St. Paul nnd Minneapolis, and a loud call has been made on the unemployed threshers of Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin to go to tho help of tho overlaxed farmers. The rall loads have offorod to help, and machines, witli crews to man them, will bj sunt at re duced rates and lierever thero is a demand for them. It Is nut often that the larmei-s of tiio Northwest aro to overwhelmed with good fortunotiis they aro this year, and havo to call upon tho outside world to uelp them realize It. OWING TO PB0TECTI0K. Colonel Churchill GlvesHU View Concern Ins the Ohio Election. Chicago Inter-Ocean.l "I am not very familiar with tho history of tho United States Sirica I left the coun try," said Colonel M. M. Churchill, of Zanes ville. "The newspapers or Europe publish about two 'stlokfuls of American news daily.'and one of tho 'sticks usually de scribes a lynching or something else of the sort that is calculated to mako readers look upon the United States as a highly elvllizod country. There are about two columns a day from Afghanistan and Cabool which illustrates tho relative importance of na tions in Continental eyes. The opprobrium which I have heard hurled at McKinley all over Europe has not deprived me of tho be lief that ir there is any man in Ohio who could bo elected Governor, McKinley is that man. In fact Europe's condemnation has strengthened this belief. "I have not been In Ohio for sixmntbs, but I am told that the dangerous hold which the People's party and other "fad" parties were gaining on the State has been mate rially relaxed. This I deem fortunate. The Democrats havo always had the usufruct of such political outgrowths. This is due to the mastery which the Democratic party has achieved in the art of time-serving and coddling. The Democrats have been krfown, for Instance, to carry a prohibition element and a liquor element in each hand, and, by a marvelous perfection in riding two horses at one and tho same time, hold both. The whole Republican party has an enor mous stake in the Ohio campaign. If Mc Kinley is not elected understand, I do not believe thero is the remotest chance for his defeat but if such a thing were to happen the calamityites and the free traders would send forth a yawp of this sort: "Now Where's your protection? Here's the constructor of protection throttled in his own Stato! Down with the robber tariff I' and so on. Tho de feat of McKinley would by no means indicate that Ohio was dissatisfied with protection. It would rathar show the strength of tho Alliance crowd and the lack of a full Repub lican vote. But the Democrats would emit a wild shriek that it was all owing to pro tection." VALUE OF THE WAGES. Its Effect in Politics Has Been Greatly Over estimated. St. Louis Globe-Democrat.3 The truth is the-valneof the wager as a gange of partisan tendencies and as a meas ure of partisan chances has been generally and absnrdly overestimated. So far as re gards the New York election this j'ear it is especially unreliable. The bet merely rep resents the judgment of tho person making it, after such a look over the field as ho Is in a position to take. Personal preferences and prejudices inspire it, in the first place, to a greater degree than the individual himself cares to acknowlege, or perhaps even than be actually realizes. Theso feelings, uncon sciously to him, magnify the chances of his own candidate as well as diminish those of the opposing nominee. ne starts out by hoping that his candi date will win, and unless the candidate is obviously and seriously handicapped in the race his preference is likely to ultimately impel him to believe that tho candidate will win. Then he is in the mood to risk his money on his favorite. But this confidence is far from being an infallible indication of the direction of the political wind. More over, to the element of unreliability which usually attaches to guesses of this sort there is, In tho case of New York at the present time, an added factor of uncertainty, to-wit: Tho independent and floating vote, which has in recent years generally supported tho Democratic ticket, is, in 1091, divided or on the fenco, and nobody is in a position to make an accurate estimate of the effect which this state of things will havo on the fortunes of the opposing organizations. VIEWS FB0H THE SOUTH. TnREB cheers for'the "star spangled ban ner." Augusta Chronicle. It is remarked that "Mr. Blaine's letter on the McKinley law is the best possible certifi cate of his restoration to healthJ San An tonio Express. TnE United States Government will before many years make tho telegraph a part of the postal system, which will never do what it ought to be until that has been done. To fight against this "reform" is to flght against fate. Richmond Dispatch. Whk3 there are short crops in Europe and long in America, everything is lovely on this side of the water. Bnt when thero aro long crops in Enropo ana long crops in America at the same time, tho farm mort gage steps in and takes a hand in agricult ure. Louisville Courier-Jourier. Pkotessiosal Democrat Hill is glorifying greatly all along the line to tho Atlanta cel ebration. But those D. B. initials of his ap pear somewhat in tho natare of a hoodoo. Possibly they might also be so construed as to account for tho-o "two private cars" that the hallelujah party is said to be jaunting in. Savannah A'cws. It is questionable if the annexation of Canada would bo of the slightest benefit t j United Statos, but before even the question of expediency can be considered our nation al defenses must be put in order and our navy elevated from the low place, it now holds to a level with that of the most pow erful fleets of the world. Hew Orleans Pica yune. No country on earth has moro beautiful crops than are raised in tho South. It is hard to say which of our three staple plants is the most beautiful. Is it the sheat of golden wheat, the cotton plant in its fine foliage and bloom, or tho stately nativo In dian corn in its luxuriant green blades, red silks and tall tassels. Every well cultivated field Is a flower garden of both beauty and wealth. Dallas Hews. Ir Governor Hill would consent to come to onr Exposition he would meet as enthusias tic and magnanimous a welcome as he could expect anywhere in New York Stato. Ho would bo mistaken, however, if he inter preted it to mean that the people were for him for President. In that connection, there is no other name in it in Alabama but that of Cleveland, and from tho way the land lies now, his will be the only name to go before tho next National Democratic Convention. Montgomery Advertiser. Two Are for Cleveland. Lawrence Journal. Ex-Secretary Bayard Is said to bo strongly in favor of tho rcnomination or Cleveland. That makes two who havo declared them selves in lavor of that measure. Tho other Is Cleveland. A SPANISH LOVE DANCE. Drake's Magazine. The silvery moon like a shield hangeth o'er, The wind In the nopalcs thicket Soft sighs, while the bloom of the sycamore Mingles sweet with the rose at the wicket; The pita palms nod. while a shadow-ray G ildes dreamily over the grasses. The song of a thrush where syrlngas sway Fades softly away as it passes. And llst!-from yon gleaming terrace stair The notes of the mandolin ringing. Float dreamily over the perfnmeil air With the voices cr maidens singing; And look! through the mellow moon's pale light A scene to the heart entrancing, A trio of virgins robed In unite A La Fandango dancing. See, Santa Juanna, the fairest of all. Leads the otners with grace in advancing. Toward her lover Jose, who sits 'neath the wall. At Ms sweetheart admlrlrgly glancing; Her bright eyes sparkling like ruby wine. Her castanet wildly she's tapping. While her heart leapeth high in a whirl of de light. And her bau(r!es and sennits are snapping. , No foot half as nimble, no voice half as sweet. As gracefully forward she's swinging, AVhlle her creamy arms curl o'er her turban and meet As at random ripe klssVs she's flinging; A dainty arched ancle, a glimpse of silk hose, Willi the glcaui of a Jeweled clasp blending. Which a half-tinted flaunt of her gown doth dis close, A tare tout ensemble are lending. See Jose' 'mid the hazel, his tender black eye 'Neath his liroad-brlmiucd pctasus Is beaming. While a fast-fading star shoots down from the sky, A loe-Hnce athwart lus face gleaming And whist! of a sudden his dusky formd. i.j O'er the grass where the shadows aro waking. And the moon softly smiles while two passionate hearts. The old twice-told pledges are making. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Battle snake oil is worth $15 per ounce. The fly travels at a. speed of 11 miles an hour. Someone has figured that a watch tick 160,144,000 times a year. In eight per cent of the marriages one Of the parties have been, married before. Young women can be purchased in West Africa for three kegs of powder and a rifle. There are onlv 40,000 Hawaiian Is landers left. Fifty" years ago there were 80,000. There are 46,000 oil wells In the United States which produce about 130,000 barrels of oil per day. The air is so rarified'at Leadville, CoL, that cats cannot live there. Itat3 are nu merous, however. A Birmingham, Ala., girl, 5 years old, weighs 100 pounds. She is 43 inches tall and measures 43 inches around the waist. Brazil was discovered In 1486, and was settled first by tho Spaniards in 1515. Hol landmade a settlement in 1621, bat her land was seized in 1G54 by PortugaL The largest bell in the world isthegreat bell at. Moscow. Its circumference at tha bottom is nearlr 63 feet and its height more than 21 feet. The thickest part is 23 inches thiok. It weighs 433,723 pounds and has never been hung. The total area of Austria is 300,024.38 square kilometres; that of Hungary, 322,283.3 square kilometres; and of Bosnia and Herze govina, 63.677 f-quare kilometres, making a total or 675,9(6.41 square kilometres, or 26V 993.61 square miles. There are somewhat over 100 inde pendent malt factories (not including those connected with breweries). In Austria-Hun-"-gary, 60 of which aro in Moravia, 10 in Silesia, and the rest distributed over Bohemia, Lower Austria and Hungary. In the year 1888, according to the Economiste Francois, there were 23,472 di vorces in the United States, or nearly 4,000 more than were granted in France, England, Italy, Germany. Holland, Sweden, Norway, Boumanla and Canada together. Austria is the home of a conglomera tion of separate races and nationalities. Its 22,000,000 Inhabitants speak the following languages, besides various idioms: Ger man, Czech. Polish. Ruthenlan, Slavonian Italian, Croatian and Hungarian. The total population of Austria, ac cording to the last census, taken on Decem ber 31, 1880, was 22,144,244: that of Hungary by tho same census was 15,738,468: and that of Bosnia and Herzegovina was 1,142,147; mak ing a total population for tho empire of Austria-Hungary of 39,021,850. The new city library in Chicago will occupy the block bounded by Michigan ave nue, Washington and Randolph streets and Dearborn place. It will cost $1,750,000. and tbofrontage will be 355 feet, depth 147 feet and height 102 feet. The librarv will be ar ranged to hold 500,000 volumes. It now con tains over 170,000 volumes. It Is worthy of remark that the total area of the Anstro-Hungarian monarchy, in cluding the occupied Turkish provinces of Bosnia and Herzegovina, is, next to Russia, the largest country of Europe; but it i' only third In population, the empires of Russia and Germany numbering more inhabitants. The area of Austria-Hungary is 13,000 square miles less than that of Texas. The largest steam shovel in the world is digging out phosphate In the mines at John's Island, near Charleston, S. C. Its weight is 56 tons. It can dig to a depth of 10 feet below its track and to a distance of 45 feet on either side. The dipper, which can swing through two-thirds of a circle, has a capacity of lcnbic yards, and about two dippers full can be handled in a minute. The Jlormons who fled to Mexico about five vears ago aro flourishing in their new home. They are settled a little east of the SiernuMadre Monntalns, in about ZSP north latitude, whero fertile Casa3 Grandes Valley gives them plenty ofrich land to till. Some of theso settlers mado homes further east, but they aro retreating to the larger settle ments near the mountains, where the cli mate is better and crops aro easier to raise. "" Polygamous marriages, it is said, aro con tracted there with impunity. There are hundreds of thousands ot islands. ' There aTe over 1.000 islands under the flag of Japan, and in Georgian Bay, the north extension or Lake Huron, where we find very few islands on the map, there are in reality several thousand islands, most of them, of course, quite small. It was among; these beautiful wooded little islands that the Huron Indians took refuge when thoy were assailed in 1649 by their implacable foes, the Iroqnois. Among the labyrinthine channels the Iroquois could not successfully pnrsne them, and those who escaped to the islands saved themselves from the extermi nation which befell their friends. The house where Betsy Boss made the first American flag stands at 239 Arch street, Philadelphia. Betsy was consulted by Washington and George Morris about the flag, and snggested a five-cornered star, which was adopted. Then she made the flag, and afterward others for the fleet then in the Delaware river. The house in whioh she lived is now in a business part of the city. Betsy had the contract to make all the Government flairs for many years. She was married three time?, her first hnsband, John Clay Pole, being a lineal descendant of Oli ver Cromwell. The old.house is owned by Mrs. Amelia Mudd. BAZAR BTJZZINGS. "If you want to destroy the odor of fresh paint in a room, putahandrnl of fresh hay la a pail and let It stand there over night." "Oh, I've a simpler way than that. Bon a cauli flower OTer the gas." "Did you ever get licked while you were a boy, papa?" asked Johnny. "No," said papa, emphatically. "How was that!" queried Johnny, suspiciously. Because, my boy, I was the fastest runner la the whole school." Her Father Well, sir, suppose I should say "No?" , Suitor I wish yon wonld. I think of the happy times of play, My days at school of yore. Bat all the same I'm glad to say I don't go anymore. "Tour hard-wood floors are always so ex quisitely polished. How do you manage to keep them so?" "I put chamois-stln trousers on the children and let them play on the floor." He And yon did not forget that we were engaged, dirt rou, Maud, while you were away? She No. George: I couldn't. Mamma kept re minding me of it aU the time. She Tou will never ask me to do tha cooking, will you. love? He No, pet. I have a touch of the dyspepsia al ready. "Why did the new girl leave?" "I paid her in advance." "I shouldn't think she would havb objected to that." "She didn't; it pleased her so she couldn't work." A burnt child dreads the fire, they sayf And this likewise is trite As I can prove most any day An unburnt child doe3 too. Miss Coqnet (to servant) Tell Mr. Sharpe that I am engaged. Mr. Sharpe (to servant)-TeU Miss Coqnet that I expressed a curiosity to know whom she is engaged to now. 'Tou don't call this a furnished house, do you?" said the house seeker. "Certainly," returned the agent. "It has 15 rooms, a cellar, a rurnace, flues, roof, chimneys, floors, ceilings, plumbing. I never knew s house better rurnlshed than that." She hates him, how she hates him! That vile photographer Who took her tintype by the sea And said It looked like her. Bev. Granberry So you want this baby baptized, eh. rompeyf Pompey Dat's what I'm hyar fob. Ttev. Granberry What's the child's name? Pompey We done name her fob dat Italian lady, sail, Mafia, sab. "Mr. Upholsterer, I would like to buy a nice reception chair. Something new." "We hare Just the thing, madame. Here It is. Made especially for onr trade. Take a seat on It." "Dearme! Why this chair Ir awf all Iconldn't sit on It Are minutes. I never sat on such an un comfortable thlngln myllfel" "Exactly, madame. That is Just tho idea. Tou see. it is male for callers." "What is your name, little girl?" asked a gentleman ofa 5-ycar-o!d maid. "Mildred Amy Boles, sir." The next day the same gentleman saw the child ag.tin, and for want of something better to say, asked her name once more. t&i.: -"It's the same now It' was yesterday.';, rHd the little girl, stiffly. " " aBaMK, Y -V- 1 ' t, V , X JttsssssssssssK.' i, ... .TW .V -, . " I j-. . j.-.lr,lsssssssssssK.