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Including Sunday, 3 ra'tha. 2 SO Daily- Dlsr-ATCif. including Sunday, 1 m'tb... 90 SUNDAY DisrATUt One Year so Weekly Disr-ATi n. OneYir is THE Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 33 cents per neeV, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per cok. PITTSBURG, TUESDAY, OCT. 6, ISO. PERIIA!"- A DISGUISED 1ILE5SING. The city officials were much surprised last evening wh?n informed byTnEDis Tatch that the Central police station had been leaded overtheir heads, and that they mast soon look out for new quarters. The Ja.'t that some money lias recently heen expended upon improving the present luiilding does not lessen the awkwardness of the situation, and the short time before the building must be evacuated may cause embarrassment. All these features, however, will point to the necessity of a new and adequate structure, to be owned by the city. The location of.the present quarters can hardly lie much improved npon, but in other re spects the stations iu the minor districts ane far superior to the central one. It is to be hoped that another domicile for the city's temporary guests can -be secured with less trouble than has so far attended the hunt for the new poor farm. A KKIGN OF RUFFIANISM. The latest manifestation of White capism in Dubois county, Ind., exhihits at once the savagery of that form of mob law and the weakness of legal government in some parts of the land. In this case a pang of ruffians seized a woman by night, Btripped her. whipped her till she was a mass of raw flesh, and then left her tied to a pot and helpless. It is incredible tbar at the close of the Nineteenth cen tury American citizens can be such brutes; Imt th facr is unfortunately indisputable. The uuspeakable cowardice and ruffian ism which attacks homes at night and whips women into gashes is a survival of the Kuklux spirit of the South, and mani fests itself in sections of the West where lie Southern element is numerous. Of course there is a loud cry from the decent clement in Indiana for vigorous steps by the Governor to root out such crimes: but it is to the discredit of the State that nothing is done. The fact that the county in vthich tins outrage, was committed has a Democratic vote of three to one, should not be taken as reflecting upon the Democrats of other sections. But if the Democratic officials of the county and the Democratic Governor of the State maintain their inaction, it will suggest tlie inexpressibly shameful thought that politics have something to do with the immunity of these scoundrels irom prosecution. DO TIIK MAJORITY GAMBLE? Mr. Wm. B. Curtis contributes to the Jfymm an article on gambling, in which the assertion is made that all men gamble, except a small minority whem lie classifies under four heads, as, those who are de terred by conscientious scruples; those tvho fear the effect on their reputations; those who Lick money, and those who lack Xwrrc Willie Mr. Curtis probably includes the last class andcr hi.sfir.st head, it is to be wished that he had laid more emphasis on the fact that a great many men abstain from gam hllrg because they have a sufficient com prehension of the foundations of honesty lo know that money won from others without any fair consideration is a dis creditable and dishonest gain. The moral pe vcptkm of society which regards the BUWMssful gambler with coldness is cor rectly founded, although it has become somewhat blunted, and is strangely blind in the cases of men who have successfully cloaked tneir gambling in the shape of business. In addition there is undoubtedly a class of men who abstain from gambling be cause they know it does not pay unless it is done with loaded dice. If the verdicts of chance fall exactly even, a set of men may gamble together for years and leave off exactly where they started, with the waste of time and the expense of the 3lacc where the game is carried on to be piid for. People who realize that fact wil sec that, unless they win by cheating, the possibility of heavy loss at whatever Same they play, whether speculation or lm gambling, is enhanced by the cer tainty of wasted time and expenses. The spread of this profitless and gener cllydestructivt' ice is stated by Mr. Cur tis in a strong way. It is one of the grow ing evils of the day, and the worst feature of it is that in one form or another it is tlWiberatcly nurtured for the piofit of the interest-, which succeed, by fair means or foul, in making a gain from it But still It Ss permisMble to hope it is not true that the men with honestyand sense enough to abstain from gambling are in a minority. rOMinXATION'5 AND THE LAW. The Philadelphia Ilecord refers to a de cision by the United States Circuit Court f Tennessee that an agreement among coal companies in that State and coal deal er!, in another State to establish the price of coal, coal freights, etc, to change the prices from time to time according to the tiesire of the parties, and to establish and enforce penalties for underselling, etc, w contrary to the act of Congress of Julys, lcMSO, declaring "every contractor combination iu the form of a trustor otherwise, or conspiracy in restraint of trade or commerce among the several -States, and also the monopolizing or com bination with another to monopolize trade ?r commerce among the .several States, a EHaJemeauor." It says very truly that there are certain "understandings among gentlemen" in this part of the country, by which men are made to stand idle in order that artificial scarcity may be produced, that are equally obnoxious to the law. The authority of the court is good, but the information it imparted to the public Isold news. Every well-informed person knew these combinations were violations of the law. The eminent capitalists who compose the combinations knew it per M$ a pattg. fectly well, which is the reason they dis- guise them under various devices, such as ' the phrase quoted. But the information ! which they as well as the public need is , that the officers of the law have set to work to make the great combinations of capital respect the law. At present the ! theory of the combinations is that so long as they can hide behind a mere device or evasion they are at liberty to ignore the law; and facts appear to justify that theory. Some time ago the administration, -with a considerable flourish of trumpets, an nounced that the Attorney General had ordered the United States District Attor neys to prosecute all violators of the law. Although this enm-eved the rather unique I information that the legal officers of the j Government have to be instructed in order I to get them to enforce the law, it was re assuring as conveying a promise ui a praiseworthy policy. But the friction of actual prosecutions is at present a minus quantity: and it will remain so as long as those officers feel at liberty to declare, as j one of them did, that it is not his business to hunt up evidence of violat'ons oi tnc law. The peculiar character of this de cided limitation of the United States pros ecuting officer's functions is further em phasized by the fact that in the city where it was made evidence of the class referred to had already been produced in the civil courts. It still remains an open question whether the great combinations can be made to re spect the law, with the odds decidedlyin iavor of the combinations. MONETARY EXTREMISTS. The New York Chamber of Commerce recently declared that the present policy of increasing the silver certificates at the rate of 51,000,000 annually while the pro portion of gold reserve is steadiy dimin ishing must eventually bring the country to a silver basis. TnE Dispatch has here tofore pointed out this probability, and has made it clear that the main difference be tween the free coinage idea and the con tinuance of the present law is the question of time But the resolution of the Cham ber for the entire repeal of the law with nothing to take its place, is not the pop ular solution of the question. Such a stand is the position of the gold monometallists who wish to confine the money function to that metal. The reso lution discloses the division of sentiment on the silver question. There is the free coinage clement which would depreciate the standard of values by putting us on a gold basis, which is indefensible; the gold monometallists who would keep us on the exclusive gold standard with the result of lengthening the yardstick, which is no better; and the element represented by the last legislation, which was to steer a middle course with the result of satisfying neither party and only postponing the evil day. Notwithstanding the action of the New York Chamber The Dispatch believes silver should be restored to its monetary function. This should be done to en large the available supply of bullion, which when confined to gold is, as the sil ver men claim, too limited for the business needs of the world. But it must be done on the honest and conservative principle of preventing cither a raising or lowering of the standard of values. To restore sil ver without changing the value of the dollar is possible only by one or two methods. They are: 1 To secure an international agree ment for the remonetization of silver on the old ratio of 16 to 1. 2 To abandon the old ratio and coin for the United States a silver dollar of equal bullion value to the gold dollar. The experience of the past thirteen years shows that it is futile to hope for an international agreement on the old ratio. Without it to re-establish the same ratio in free coinage here would be simply reduc ing the dollar to the bullion value of the silver dollar at present The only other resort is to establish silver on its bullion value. If a man deposit a million dollars' worth of silver give him certificates for a million dollars, redeemable in a milion dollars' worth of silver bullion. This would make a new silver dollar of equal bullion value with gold, and utilize silver as money without depreciating the stand ard of values. That course would be practical bi metallism. The gold extremists who want nothing coined except gold, and the ex treme silver men who would bring the country to an exclusive silver basis, are equally monometallists in their respective ways. STREET RAILWAYS AND PAVING. The decision of the Supreme Court against the Ridge Avenue Railway in Hiiladelphia has an indirect local bear ing. It may not be generally remembered that suit was begun over a year ago, m a similar dispute between one of the city railways and the city over the liability of the former corporation for paving between the tracks. That suit evidently got lost in the wreck of the old street acts, as nothing has been heard from it since. But with the decision of the Philadelphia case and the proceedings nndcr the cura tive acts we may expect the suit to be revived, as it involves, we believe, a con siderable sum of money. The circum stances of the case are not identical with those of the Philadelphia case decided yesterday, so that the decision cannot be foretold with certainty. But the amount involved and the principle are both of im portance enough to have the question pushed to an early settlement TilEr.n is a rather peculiar position taken in the demand upon the Attorney General of Ohio that he shall institute quo warranto proceedings against the ballet reform law. It is generally understood that the duty of State Attorneys fs not to attack the legisla tion of the State but to maintain it. To be sure, the idea of some United States Attor neys that it is not their business to enforce the anti-trust act, may yet blossom into a theory on their part that they can attack its constitutionality. But the Ohio Attorney General will hardly like to lead a legal de parture of that kind. The meeting of the Supreme Court pro duces the usual batch of final decisions. But owing to the unredeemable fondness of the profession for the law's delays there does not seem to be any probability oftho Pitts burg public finding out this term how it stands on the curative act. The Republicans of Colorado are accused of straddling on the silver question; but they make it very plain that they want $1 29 an ounce for their silver which is worth 93 cents.' The information that the Constitutional Convention will bo carried becauseno tickets will be provided "against the convention," indicates a very pretty possibility of jug gling a convention into existence. But it will network. Thcro arc enough peosle who will write their votes against the conven tion, if tickets are not furnished, to beat any such scheme as that. Besides which, if a convention wore brought inti existence bj- such means it would doom any Constitu tional changes it might make to certain de feat. The news that one-half the mortgage in debtedness in the State pf Illinois, or $192,- 000,000, is on Cook county property, conveys the intimation that the farmers of Chicago do not find that great act or consolidation so lull of prosperity for them as they supposed. Hetween Baby Cleveland and Baby Mc Koe the next campaign may develop a now and exciting feature of interest over thedc velopment of infant industry. A wild Texas steer sauntered down Chestnut street, Philadelphia, and made things lively there until he received his quietus from the policemen's revolvers. Tho Philadelphia papers editorially de nounce the steer's proceedings, which, as the owner has not appeared to claim his de funct property, is the only object that can be reached. Your true Quaker City citizen hates to have his serenity disturbed; and when it is done by the horns of a perni ciously active Texas steer, we cannot blame. Knox, of Kew York, oilers to make a large bet that Flower will be elected Gov ernor This may be an evidence of bis faith in the Democratic candidate, and it may be an indication of a desire to stimulate thehat trade by starting up the betting. Reciprocity with Canada will not come this year. Next year, perhaps; or more like ly some other year. The charge is made by a New York paper that the admiral of tho United States squad ron at Chile kept himself posted of the movements of the Congressional troops during the late conflict in order that he might inform Balmacedn. This is a serious assertion, and can hardly be accepted ex cept upon conclusive evidence. At all events the information docs not seem to have been accurate enough to enable Balmacedaito save himself, much less his own causo. The news that John L. Sullivan's dra matic company is stranded iu Australia in dicates that the Antipodes are sadly dead to the exposition of dramatic art. It is to bo feared that nothing will draw in Australia but a real slugging match. Light frosts last night were sharp enough to kill off any further yield of Octo ber hot waves. The latest proceedings of Jay Goidd in Wall street have produced tho usual protest from the New York papers against discourag ing English investors from buying American railway stocks. The deal appears calculated to discourage the foreign purchaser; but could not our New York cotemporary also find some words of reprehension for the fleecing of tho commonplace and familiar American lamb! The Republicans in New York call Ta . many "tho tiger," while tho Democrats in sist that it is only a bugbear. If they keep on they will civc tho public tho naturally Justifiable idea that it is the whole menag erie. The cool wave is refreshing, though per-' haps superfluously sudden. SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. TnE first squall has at last disturbed the happy Cleveland home. The cheapest shoes always squeak the loudest. Mbs. Frank Leslie will now be com pelled to do a little curtain lecturing, as her' new husband is Wilde. The young man who is called a regular brick is frequently out of plnmb. Jay Gottld only appearsbefore the pub lic in his stocking feat. Youth can be preserved, but not in jars. And now 'tis said The Dcms are blue, 'Cause sugar's cheap, And tin plate, too. Almost any woman can successfully fill the bill. The joke that galls That on the ill fitting dress. , You can look into a wine glass until you cannot recognize yourself. But the trick Is expensive and painful. Flower's coat-of-arms bears four crows. They are emblematic of his lost caws. Loving husbands who scan big quarterly bills must wish they lived in Bylo Land. The nice young man who's on the mash Sees with dismay that Summer's gone, Because he cannot cut a dash While his light top-coat is in pawn. Some American hogs will soon be re turning from Europe in a Hamburg sausage, and some in the first cabin. The mosquito will soon retire from buzziness. English bands in the Dardanelles are now performing the Turkish Patrol. When the teething period arrives Gro ver will not be such a happvfather as he is now. llns. McKinley is a little lady. If she wasn't eho would not permit her husband to go to Ada. HAMES 0PTEN IN PBINT. Henry George, of New York, has just returned from a long sojourn in tho north ern part of tho State, and hasn't quite made up his mind yet whether to vote for Fassett or Flower. The widow of Wirt Dexter, the famous Chicago lawyer, is soon to marry the aged millionaire, Gordon JIcKay, who was some years ago unhappily married to Miss Minnie Treat, of Cambridge, Mass. Mns. George B. McClellan, widow of General McClellan, and Miss McClellan have arrived in Paris on their way back to this country. They will, in all probability, spend the winter in New York. The Empress Elizabeth's gorgeous new palace at Corlu will have a high lighthouse near it, shining with electric lights of 12,000 candle power. In tho grounds about tho palaco there will bo 25,000 rosebushes and many fine cactus plants. Senator Sherman, in his library at Mansfield, has a large fireproof vault con taining his enormous private correspond ence with prominent men and women. There is material for a magnificent auto graph collection in this mass of letters. Prince Christian Victor, ofSchles-wig-Iiolstein, is gaining military experience and finding pretty bits of fighting as an at tache of the Black Mountain expedition in India, whore General Ellis nnd his army are engagod inbringing the hill tribes into sub jugation. Dr. Arthur T. Pierson, formerly with the Second Presbyterian Church at Indian apolis, and now preaching in the Fourth Avenue Presbyterian Church, New York, has been invited to occupy Mr. Spurgeon's pulpit in London during tho convalescence of the pastor. The King of Wurtemberg has been sick for some time, but it is believed that he will recover. Baron Mason Jackson, the Ameri can favorite of the King, who was born in Steubenville, O., still retains the friendship of His Majesty, despite the intrigues of en vious courtiers. Sophie Gunsbekg, the beautiful Nihil ist privately executed some weeks ago in a liussian prison, is said to have been the original of the boroino of Colonel Savage's novel, 'My Official Wife." Colonel Savage is said to have met the fascinating intriguante in Paris once and to have been completely tamed by her charms. THE THEATERS CROWDED. TYardo In a New Plsy, the Lion's Month A Straight Tip The Little Tycoon Min strels and Lesser Amusements All AVell Patronized. "The Lion's Mouth," a romantic drama in prologue and four acts, by Henry Guy Carleton, was given last night for tho first time in Pittsburg at tho Grand Opera IIouso by Frederick Warde. It is al together a novelty in these degen erate days to find a diamatist daring to use blank verse, and more than that showing good grounds for his audacitv. "The Lion's Mouth" is almost wholly in blank verse, and Mr. Carleton uses it without timidity. A single hearing is not enough to warrant a judgment of the merits of the play as literature, but at least it may bo said that there are in it passages of singular beauty, that a great deal of theveiseisnmsi cal, and that neithor humor nor dignity nor pathos have been sacrificed inkceping the lines within tho closo limits of meter. About the drama there is no doubt at all. It is a play of power and real human interest; romantic, of course, and, therefore, at times improbable to a degree; and tho stiain inc for effect upsets oven possibilities at times. Tho plot is not exactly like dozens of other plots, but it has a strong family re semblance to what romantic dramas, whose locale is in Italy and time the Middle Ages, are wont to have. There is an assassination to start with and the pursuit of the assassin is tho strongest motivo of tho play, although love tempers the blood thirtiness and nicely entangles tho conspir ators. Taking everything iifto considera tion "Tho Lion's Mouth" is a good play, with more plot than character in it, and ex pressed generally in English far be yond the common. To have written such a play at 35, makes Mr. Carleton, who is a journalist, now of California, a factor of large size in tho evolution of the American drama. It must bo noted, however, that Mr. Carleton has been a student of Shakes peare to some purpose. Perhaps tho Venetian atmosphere with which Mr. Carle ton endows "Tho Lion's Mouth" inspired him in the same way that it did Shakespeare though tho former probably actually has breathed the air of Venice and seen the lions of St. Mark, which the immortal bard cortainly did not. In this way the close resemblance of some passages to Shakespeare, tho closer likeness of the characters, and the general fashioning of "The Lion's Mouth" upon Shakespearean lines, may bo accounted for. In the first act Mr. Ward as Itinaldo recalls more than onco Jlercutio, by his words, his manner, and his actions. The monkish imposter who is the villain of the piece, in fact is tho only char acter that does not remind one ot some liirure in "Romeo and Juliet," in "Twelfth Night" or some other Shakespearean romance. This is not evidence against Mr. Carleton, for it cannot be denied that he could hardly have taken a better model, or borrowed, if he has actually borrowed, from a better source. Onco in a while the language is involved una the meaning ooscure, ana then a likeness to Shakospeare with due rever ence be it sold arises again. The jailer DionysiofoY instance, drops into archaic humor jnst as Shakespeare is so fond of making his Dogberrys and Gobbos and other lowly people do. Wo do not see the fun of making small personages in a drama antique humorists, hut perhaps Mr. Carleton is rignc m sucjung wnoiiy to me ouaKes pearean method. The real trouble is that some of tho comedy in "The Lion's Mouth" is so aged in form and snbjeot that it falls flat. But it is a small trouble after all, for the comedy whore it is important is extremely well conceived, essentially new, or at least in treatment, and tho wit of the dialogue is often sparkling. In the Lion's Mouth There is no question at all of 'She fitness of Mr. AVardo and his assistants lor such work as falls to them in Mr. Carleton's play. The play suits them splendidly. Mr. Warde plays the hero.PauJ dlA'ovara, with more grace and tresh enthusiasm than anything he has undertaken for years. It is not an immense part, but it is large enough to carry the cen tral interest of the play. Paul's father is murdered in the prologue. Tho assas sins flee in the guise of officers of the Holy Inquisition to Venice, where In the language of a later day they raise particular Cain. Paul pursues them, and he and they pierce each other's dis cuise at the same moment. Paul also falls in love with a beautiful unknown, who later turns out to be tho daughter of tho Doge of Venice. It takes four acts to bring Paul and his sweetheart to happiness, but they get there finally, and the wicked Friar Angeto, alias Francesco, has his head chopped off. The story is told with much dramatic power, the acts closing each with a strong situation, that of the Third act especially so. Mr. Warde made a very picturesque and manly soldier of Venice, and some of the best lines in the play gained by his careful and artistic delivery. There is an artistic thoroughness about Mr. Warde that is all too rare. To t make even mimic love to such a charming girl as Linora, the daughter of the Doge, cannot he considered an arduous work, but Mr. Warde made a very hearty lover. Linora had tho grace, beauty anil charming personality of Miss Victory Bateman as an endowment, and, of course, the character was luminously sweet. Nothing prettier than the scene at the church door, where Itinaldo makes fierce and rapid love to I.inora, could be imagined, albeit it recalls a similar passage in "Romeo and Juliet" very strongly. Iu the pathetic episodes Mhs Bateman was also strong. Tho villain ous Francesco was played with raro repres sion and subtlety by Mr. Charles Herman. The character is a good one, but Mr. Herman made the most of it, and his assumption of sancity and authority in priest's garb was cleverly outraged. But he should be careful of his pro nunciation. At times he slipped in. such words as "guard" which ho called "g yard.' Tho shouting of "yo-e-ho"' in mariner stylo in Act III. as a signal to close the gates, in Justice to Mr. Herman should bo cut out; it is comic at a tragic moment. Mr. Harry Loighton made a very attract ive 'iTarco, and Ins love passages with Marcella, Miss Fannie Bowman, who is a merry little soul with lots ot good looks, wore very charming, thanks to both. The play is staged well. First act and sec ond especially present pretty views of Ven ice. The costumes are also beautiful in keep ing, and the whole production is worthy of the highest praise, as a big step in tho rifht direction. The bis audience seemed to think so, too, for they applauded vigor ously and the recalls were numerous. The Daqnesno Theater. Something new in minstrelsy is hard to find, yet Messrs. Primrose and West claim to have found it, and judging from the per formance at the Duquesno Theater this week, their claim has considerable founda tion. The show they present has many novel and unique features, the principal one being the floral first part, a beautiful picture of the kingdom of flowers. Over each chair bung flowers and foliage and tho stage was enclosed by vino-covered walls. .Tnsnnh Natus in his solo "Always Together" was encored time and again, and divided the vocal honors with Frank Cushmnn and F. W. Oakland. G. H. Primrose has been seen so often that nothing new can be said about hislwork; it speaks for itself. In the second part of the programme the members of the company showed what fun can be had with a long-distance telephone, in an amusing negro comedy entitled "Log Cabin Neighbors." Drummond and Stnhlev as "the musical and dancing blacksmiths'' did some very clever work producing music from anvils. The transformation fiom n blacksmith shop to a drawing room in full evening dress was a clever piece of work. The March of the Kcd Hussars as directed Uy W. II. West cannot but be appreciated by lovers of military move ments. A suggestion might be made to Mr. West to appear in black lace to conform to the rest of the company. The marchers appeared with silver mounted drum majors' staffs, in tho bulb of which were concealed different colored electric lamps, which were lighted and put out at command. The Bornai Brothers as the disappearing demons gave tho most wonderful acrobatic and contortion performance ever seen in this city. The original "Big Four" have been here before and como about as near breaking their necks as they ever did. The show has con siderable new business, nnd the "gags" are catchy nnd not offensive. The interest does not abate from beginning to end and the en tertainment never grows wearisome. If a good minstrel performance is desired peo ple who visit the Duquesne this week will not be disappointed. Dijon Theater. It seems that age cannot wither this most popular of operas, "The Little Ty coon;" whistled and sung as it has heen for years its power to please remains the same. The plot is the old, old story, thecoursoof true love never did run smooth, stern papa, pretty, rebellious daughter, a cruel fate and a grand finale in all's well that ends well. The present "company includes many and the most popular of those performerswho took parfm the first rendering or the opera at the Temple Theater, Philadelphia, where it had at lihei omenal run lor nearly three years. H. E. Jraham, the original General Knickerbocker, ftrows better, if possible, with every season, and the audience did not ea-sily tire of hearing of ye good old times when he "was a) boy." tVi Mcalev. as Teddy. Lord Dolnhtn't valet, "pit, bo and gall'ry in convulsions J hurled." Again and again was demanded Miss Potter, as Violet, did well, her solos showing a very sweet voico. Lovelansbs nt locks as fiH also Dolly Dimple; -Miss Cerbi's usual sprightly manner was a charming part of the production. There is no denying that Miss Hurricane, from a fair maid's standpoint, makes an ideal chaperono. Her voice was in good condition and her rendering of "I have waited" was ofsufheient merit to make glad the heart of ono and all that sho had much longer to wait in vain. '.ii ine wunu loves a lover, anu num .repeated encores one could see that tho nuuieucu "" i.ouert uunimr i siu-m Barry. J. II. Adams and J. F. McGovern were both quite clever, and even the wee babv Jap, although ho did look as though lie preferred the Mikado's land to a sea of upturned faces, was delightfully funny. Tho house was crowded, and a thoroughly pleased audience gave Wlllard Spencer's work and the actors all the applause desirable or deserved. Tho costumes are naturally as strong a point as over, nnd the staging of the piece as a whole is nerter muii iiuy previous prouuunun ji..a shown us here. The Alvin Theater. "Standing Room Only" was tacked up in front of the box office at trie Alvin last night before the orchestra commonced its overture and by the time the curtain was rung up there was very little standing room loft. James T. Powers was iu Pittsburg last season with "A Straight Tip." hut notwithstanding tho fact that everybody saw it then, it seems to have caught on n second time. Those who laughed atits absurdities last year are going again - this year to laugh once moro. "A Straight Tip" is ono of thoso noisy farces which keep the audience in a "constant uproar, and after tho curtain drops, the people wonder what there wa3 to laugh at. The fact is, the farce comedies of the present day are extremely silly, but so long as the public demands tho ridiculous it will bo given to them in doses of which "A Straizht Tip" is among the most palatable. Mr. Jiras T. Powers is a host in himself. Hts appearance on tho stage was tho signal for broad smiles from tho parquet to the gallery, and his songs, which are new, wero appiaudod to tho echo. In the third act his travesty burlesque on Spanish dancing a la Carmencita was demanded over and over again. It is needless to say that Peter F. Daly's picture of a sport is a work of art, and that ho kept tho house in roars. Emma Hanloy sang very nicely. Nono of tho young women have more than average voices, but they are all pretty, and their twilight dance in the second net was demanded n second time. The erote3que ness of F. T. Ward as the tramp "was most laughable, and Albert Hart as the actor in hard luck in tho first act was strik ing in appearance, to say the least. John Sparks as Dennis Dolan, Eichard Gorman as Abner Hawkins, and Potor F. Daly as Jack Potsand Poole wero a notable trio. Bella, the winning hoi se, deserves especial notice. This year the management took the precaution to procure an animal which will not have to be condemned by the Humane Sociory to die an ignominious death after its first ap- Searance on the stage. Mary Bird as 'edelia Dolan spoko her lines with rich brogue that seemed to come naturally to her lips. Tho music throushout, though not particularly new, is bright and pleasing to the ear, and the costuming in general is pict uresauo. Altosrether. there is a decided im provement all around, as compared with last year. larrls' Theater. Good scenery, a good company and a clean play are the elements which enter into the presentation of "The Faries' Well," which was seen for the first time in this city yesterday at Harris' Theater. The audiences at both the afternoon and evening perform ances were large ones, and W. II. Power's company made a favorable impression. "The Faries' Well" is based ou the legend of a well inhabited by faries, who once each year lcveal to mortal maids their future husbands, and there is sufficient vil lainy and distressed virtue in the play to make it interesting. Among the company is an old Pittsburger, John F. Vard, who is the ludicrous old gamekeeper, and hnd the audi ence in a roar with his comic ditties, while George F. Timmons' harp specialties were much admired. The part or Mark Condon was assumed by W. II. Power, Jr., a young man just out of his teens, who gave the part in an acceptable manner. Harry Williams' Academy. Harry Kernell is indeed "the man you all know," nnd his appearance at Williams' last night was a signal foe an outburst of cheerssuchas any actor might be proud to receive. He is as full of jests and quaintness as ever, and he has a good company behind him. Among tho names to be noted are Gallagher and Griffin, the Irish com edians, Adalino Devere, the skipping rope wonder; Bertha Stead, the serio-comic; Blockson and Burns, Lottie Hyde, the High leys, Fisher and Clark, and Thomas OBrlen surelv a bie band of first-class specialists. "The Half-Way House," a roaring farce, winds up the entertainment. Minor Theatrical Matters. Tab rooster orchestra is the puzzling and amusing sensation at Harry Davis'.Hundreds saw and marveled at the apparent success of barnyard fowls as musicians yesterday. Among the other attractions worth noting is the statue act of William and Ida Evans. They pose as bronze statues with success. The McEvoys and Clayton & Gray are clever. Ando Mitikiki. who juggles iu a Japanese way at the World's Museum-Theater, docs some tricks that are simply marvelous, and they are done by skill of eye and hand without assistance or paraphrenalia. Prof. Lafayette's sleigh-of-hand, though old fashioned, is amusing, and he makes the yokels laugh every time he takes a baby's outfit from a gentleman's high silk hat. In the theater tho International Spec ialty Company would get along better with out the vulgarity and stupidity of Parker and Itetardo. A clever bulldog named Grip saved Loraine and Howell's act. But Jennie Earle and Charles Girard, especially the former did n lair turn, and Belle Emerson and Baby Erma, a child dancer were com petent. PE0PU! WHO C0JIE AHD GO. I. Ross Thompson, a cotton buyer from Manchester, England, wns among the lim ited passengers hist eveninir. He was going to Chicago and then South'on business. He said it was unquestioned that the woolen trade in tho west of England was injured by the restrictive tariff. The cotton goods in dustry wns not so much affected, and the ox tent of the crop this year would assist buy ers both in price and quality. E. K. Fassett, of New York, a brother of J. Sloat Fassett, the Republican nomineo for Governor of tho Empire State, was at the Seventh Avenue yesterday for a fow hours. He said that he and his party had unlimited conuut'iice 111 ma mutiier s elec tion, and that though Boswell Flower might have more money the Republicans would have more votes. Vice President W.J.Swan.of the Manhattan Athletic Club, was a passenger on the East ern express last evening. He was returning from the St. Louis meeting. He intended to be present at the aff.iir hero to-day, but could not make tho time. He said that athletics has only now obtaiued a foothold in this country. Ten years ago there were onlv 5,000 men interested in them, now there are'over 100,0i0. Ex-State Senator Lee, of Franklin, went to New York last night. He read with inter est, he said, a recent article in The Dis patch on the question of nil as a luol. Ho said that much interest wns taken In the question by the country people. He could not see why such an abundant fluid could not be successfully used and more generally than at present. H. .7. Murdock, Editor of the United Pres bvterian, went to New York last evening. He said that as far as his paper was concernod they would withhold publication indefinite ly rather than concede the job printers' de mauds, which, he said, were outrageous. The urices now being paid for job work in Pittsburg were higher than in most other cities. Mrs. A. H. Rice and Miss Bonnell, of Youngstown; Miss Page, of Painsville, O.; Mi"s Bunts, of Cleveland, O., and Messrs. W. J. Hitchcock, Jr., G. B. Booth and Tortcr Pollock.of Youngstown.formed a party at the Duquesne, yesterday, which arrived to see the new Alvin theater. Captain John Leithead, of the Philadel phia Fire Department, and Joseph Revel, Joseph Fowler, J. Voen and Joseph Geo. of Chicago, are visiting different points of in terest in Pittsburg. E. E. Merrill, of Boston, Insurance Com missioner for Massachusetts, is one of the delegates to the convention of the order of United Friends. Marshall White, of the Allegheny City Clerk's office, returned yesterday after a two weeks' hunt in the northwestern part of the State. J. E. Umbstaetter, Secretary of the Pitts burg Railroad Coal Association, returned from the East yesterday. Clinton Hess and wife, of "Wheeling, are tho guests ot Joseph A. Glesenkanip. o Col tart square, Oakland. W. Thaw, Jr., went eastward last even tail. . A CABINET DISAGREEMENT. Eumors of a Breach Between the President Hnd Secretary Blaine on Canadian Reci procity The Indian Commissioner Makes Some Interesting; Suggestions in IIi Report. fFEOJI A STAFF COUnESPOSPEXT.l Washington, Oct. 5. Gossip anent the further postponement of negotiations for a Canadian reciprocity treaty has grown into positive statements of a disagreement be tween tho President and Secrotary Blaine which may lead, or which has already led to a determination by Mr. Blaine to retire from the'Cabinet. There is absolutely no ground for such statements, except mere inferences from the peculiar condition of things There was a very good reason for tho post ponement of negotiations at this time. Tho States bordering ou Canada, or those Im mediately across any of the great lakes from Canada, would bo most affected by a reciprocal arrangement. At least thoy think they would be, and there is the strongest fooling against what it is supposed would be the terms of any treaty negotiated. In Ohio and New York any discussion of the matter at Washington would give opportunity to thrust new ques tions into the campaigns now raging at their height, and in which the issues are clearly defined and the line of argument in eacli party worked out. Any action or dis cussion on the part of tho administration wonld afford tho Democrats a chanco to assail the Republican official leaders, and through them the candidates in the States named. This, it is asserted by the friends of tho President and Mr. Blaine, is the solo reason for the postponement of the negotia tions. Harrison Not Enthusiastic on Reciprocity. At the same time it is pretty well known that the President is not as enthusi astic as Mr. Blaine in regard to reciprocity with Canada, and it is not impossible that the latter has himself cooled a little iu that diiection, as it is quite a different thing to make liberal reciprocity treaties with South American countries with which we might establish anew and valuable trade from planning reciprocity with an old and nearby country which might possibly send more to us than we to it. Mr. Blaine's continued absence after the time when It was positively announced ho would return to his Washington home is cu rious enough, perhaps, to give a color of tan gibility to reports of a disagreement with tho President. A month ago word was sent to the caretakers of the old Seward house on Lafa3-ette square, which Blaine has pur chased and in which ho lives, to prepare for the coming of the master. There was a flurry of opening and airing and fresh deco ration for a brief time, and then all became silent. The shutters are yet closed, and there is not a sign of a spider being expelled or a cobweb being brushed down. SOME WILD RUMORS SET AFLOAT. This has led not oniy to rumors of a disagreement with the President, hut to more alarming assertions ahbut Mr. Blaine's continued ill health being sufficient to unfit him for duty, or a relapse which leads his friends to despair. This is met by the in formation that the great Secretary is con stantly gainiug in health; that he desires to remain out of Washington durintr the height of the malarial season (though Wash ington's malarial season is really a thing of the past, and no more to bo dreaded than that of any city of tho country), and that he will therefore not return before tho first of November. There will really be so little requiring his attention until the elections are passed that the very dullness of things would justify his absonce. Many high officials will be ab sent from now till the election. Politics and diplomacy are stagnant here. Members of Congress and other politicians of note and Influence will not be known here till the fate of the fall battles is decided. This and his increasing health and strength are probably the only reasons for Mr. Blaino's delayed return, and there i3 not probably a word of truth in any other. The Indian Commissioner's Report. The sixth annual report of the Commis sioner of Indian Affairs has Just been sub mitted to the Secretary of the Interior. After alluding to the increased public inter est in the subject of Indian administration, the commissioner outlines what he regards as the settled policy of the Government in its dealings with the Indians, emphasizing comprehensiveness, deflniteness of aim, clearness of outline, adaptation of means to ends, justice, firmness, humanity, rndical ness, stability and time as the essential ele ments of such a policy. He thinks that the great forces now at work land in severalty, with its accom panying dissolution of the tribal relations and breaking up of the reservation, the de struction of the agency system, citizenship and all that belongs thereto, of manhood, in dependence, privilege and duty and educa tion which seeks to bring the rising genera tion of Indians into right relationship with the age in which they live, and to put into their hands the tools by which they may gain for themselves food and clothing and build for themselves homes will, if allowed to continue undisturbed a reasonable length of time, accomplish their beneficient ends. The Practical Conclusions Drawn. v The report discusses at considerable length the political status of tho In dians, tracing the revolution of the present policy of dealing with the Indians as wards. As the result of the historical survey the commissioner draws the following practi cal conclusions: That the fiction as rogarUing the Indians as independent peoples has been displaced by the theory of regarding and treating them as wards of the general Government. That the purpose of the Government, as has been made more and more evident is to change their status from that of wardship to that of citizenship. That the time has come for a declaration by Congress to tho effect that hereafter it will not recognize the Indians as competent to make war, but that in our dealings with them they shall be treated not as belliger ents, but as subject and dependent people' capable, of course, of insurrection, rioting, or disturbance of the peace, but not of wag ing war. That the general Government- has tho right, both for its own protection, for the piotection oftho public welfare and lor the good of the Indians, not only to establish schools in which their children may be pre pared for citizenship, hut also to use wliat everforco may be necessary to secure to.the Indian children the benefit of theso insti tutions. Indian Representation in Congress. I venture also to suggest whether the time is not at hand for the passage of an en abling act whereby the five civilized tribes mav form either a Territorial or State gov ernment and be represented on the floors of Congress. That the time has come when the Pueblo Indians should be admitted by special act of Congress "To the enjoyment of all the rights of citizens of the United States according to the principles of the Constitution," as contemplated by the treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo. The definite determination by the highest authority of tho actual policy status of the Indian is necessary as a basis of wise legis lation and to the satisfuctoryadniinistratiou of Indian affairs." After giving an account of tho progress made in the allotment of lands to the In dians during the past year, the Commis sioner says that "This radical and far-reaching revolution in the social status of the In dians is making satisfactory progress. Land in severalty lias in it the 'promise and po tency' of great things, but onlythe promise and the potency. In many cases it brings unuttcrablo woe and in all it is liable to leave the Indians ii orse off than before." Ho further says: Practical Results of the Allotment Policy. "I am not in receipt of enough infor mation, nor indeed has sufficient time elapsed to enable me to judge of the prac tical results of the allotment policy. I have seen nothing during tho year, however, to lead me to change my views as to its ulti mate success." Regarding tho reduction of tho reserva tions, which has proceeded with great rap idity during tho year, the report says: While it is possible to push this work too rapidly, perhaps l do not hesitate to say that the ul timate destruction of the entire system of reservations is inevitable. There is no place for it in our present condition of life. The millions or acres of Indian hinds now lying absolutely unused are needed homes for our rapidly increasing population, andnust be so utilized. "Whatever right and title tho Indians have in them is subject to and must yield to the demands of civilization. Thoy should bo protected in the possession of all tho laud that is necessary lor their own support, and whatever is ceded by them should bo paid for at its full market value. But it cannot be expected under any circumstan ces that these reservations can remain in tact, hindering the progress of civilization, requiring mi army to piotect them from the encroachments oi home seekers, and main- tninintrn nArntt,ai nhnrln nf RAVflcrerv and animalism' Indian Fchoo! and Missions. The report discusses quite at length the subject or Indian education. The enroll mentof Indian pupils for the year ended June 30 lias been 17,923, an increase over last year of 1,510. The amount of Congresional appropriations for Indian education avail able for the year to come is nearly 2,25,003. The Commissioner wards the education of the Indian as tho only solution of the Indian problem. Regarding contract schools the Commis sioner recommends the maintenance of the status quo for the present, but urges that tho appropriation of public funds forsec tarian education is contrary to tho spirit of the Constitution, opposed to public policy nnd ought at an early date to be discon tinued. He expresses a strong appreciation of the missionary work done among tho Indians by the churches, nnd thinks the present time Is peculiarly favorable for the increase of such work. The icport discus-es a great variety of topics, and continues full statistical tables and other Information regarding all matters that have heen under consideration during the past year. CHARITY AND SOCIETY. An Entertainment for the Benefit of Day Wnrserles Tim Social Gossip. Among the excellent beneficent societies in Allegheny, special praise shonld bo given to tho "Day Nurseries." of which, there are three in the clt3-. They have been estab lished by ladies In Allogheny and Pittsburg for the benefit of mothers who have to leave their children while they work by the day, nnd who have to trust them to the ten der mercies of neighbors, to young children, or without any caro at all, but for these nurseries. The charge for caring for the little ones is nominal only 10 cents per day, with 5 cents for each additional child of the same family. For this, three meals are given, and the children are washed and given as much attention as thev would re ceive from their mothers more, in some in stances. Children under 6 years of nge re ceive one hour's instruction in the morning and one in the afternoon. When they are over C they are sent to the public schools. The Fir3t Allegheny Day Nursery, 203 North avenue, was established five years ago. The president is Mrs. Samuel Sloan, and tho matron Mrs. Palmer. During the months of July and Augu9t tho average daily attendance was 4. No. 1 Dorcas Day Nursery, and No. 2 Dorcas aro under the same management. Tho president is Mrs. II. C. Hammcll, and the matron Mrs. Mary Everett. On the fifth of November the Dorcas Society is to give an entertainment for the benefit of the nurseries, that is expected to bo unique as well as entertaining. Tho children will wear colonial costumes, and adults will be attired also in the dress that obtained when George Washington was fighting for American liberty. Prepara tions have already commenced, and the ladies anticipate a successful occasion, financially as well as artistically. TnE ladies' committee of the Hospital Saturday and Sunday Association met yes terday to ascertain the total amount of col lections from different sources. The sums received from the public schools netted $S00. The amount from tho seven extra churches this year is $200. The total sum cannot be estimated yet, as all the churches have not sent in their reports. Last year tho street collection was $218; this year it netted 9765. The general meeting for the election of officers will bo held next Monday, in the general office, at 3 o'clock. The annual meeting of tho gentlemen's branch will bo held October 19, nt the Homeopathic Hos- Jrital, for the election of officers. Both ndies and gentlemen will be present, and a fall representation of members is expected. Social Chater. Mas". J. B. Apams, of Wilkinsburg, gives a tea this afternoon. A. M. Murdoch:, of the firm of A. M. & J. B. Murdock, the florists, has gone East. The inter-collcgiate tennis tournament at New Haven to-day closes the official season of 1S91. The Bijou Club, of Allentown, will hold its third annual reception this evening in Tur ner Hull. The engagement of Miss Sallie Ward and Mr. Charles E. Childcrs, of the East End, is announced. The Minerva Club, of Allegheny, gavo an enjoyable entertainment last evening in Masonic Hall. Ax opening concert and ball was given last evening by the Allentown Tnrnverein in Turner Hall, Allentown. Tns'Ladies' Aid Society of the Sonthside Hospital meets this afternoon in St. Marks' Guild House, Eighteenth and Sidney streets, Southsido. A dramatic entertainment will be given Thursday evening by Iron City Council Royal Arcanum. It will be under the man agement of J. C. Kober. A BECEPTiojf will be tendered Cappa and his band this evening in Turner Hall, Forbes street, by the Pittsburg Musicians' Mutual Protective Association. This evening a reception will be given by the Order of United Friends, in Carnegie Hall, and a banquet and a ball in Turner Hall, Pittsburg, to-morrow eveniug. A Shakespearian reading under the aus pices of the Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor is to bo given by Mr. John Sturgeon in the Second U. P. Church, Allegheny, Thursday evening, October 8, at which he will be assisted bv some line mu sical talent, including II. II. Hetzel.the well known violinist, and James Weeden, the popular singer. The entertainment prom ises to be something above the average. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHEEE. Captain Eli Foster. Captain Ell Foster died at his home in Chicago Sunday morning. During the war he was for a time a prisoner In I.llihy Prison, and was one of the 103 officers whoescapeil from that place through the famous tunnel. He wa3 born in Pennsylvania in 1VJ7, and aerelasa Lieutenant lu the Mexican War. He organized Company I. or the Thirtieth Indiana Inrantry.aud went Into the late war with it as First Lieutenant. He was captured at Cblcka lnauga and taken to Llbhv Prison. His lire there and the hardships attending his escape shattered his health, and notes in his manuscripts Indicate that death was not unwelcome. He had been for some time preparing a stetch or his prison life, hut failing health lorceU him to aliandon it. Cap tain Foster was CI jears of age and leaves a widow. VInccnzo Vela, Sculptor. A'inccnzo Vela, the Italian sculptor, is dead. Vela was born at Llgnrnetto. in the Swiss Canton of Tessin, In 1822. While a boy he worked in the quarries, but at Ihe age of 14 went to Milan where he was employed in the restoration of the cathedral. He afterward studied in the studio of t'acclatorl. Often he worked at night to preTent starvation, in 1847 he went to Rome, but was called away to join the army. Vela's earlier works are prayer." and Spartacas," which brought him a medal. In ISM lie executed "Harmony la Tears " and In 18(3 "France and Italy." His "Last Davs of Napoleon" was purchased by Napoleon HI. In the name of the French people. A renlira brought ?S, 1C0 at the Johnston eale In this city. Vela was an ollicer of the Legion of Honor. Obltnary Notes. Geneum. Patrick Kiunr. aged 61. dropped dead yesterday iu the hall of his residence in New York. Samuel Aldexdekfer, a prominent druggist of Greenville, died yesterday, after a lingering ill ness, of consumption. Daxiei. Rfa'chahd, a pioneer or Mahony coun ty, O.. lcsidlng at Milton, died yesterday morning, while feeding his chickens. He leaves a large estate. SANFORD Dowl. an old settler of Iowa, is dead t Eldon, la., at the age or 87 years. lie was the father of 5 children by a first wile. 10 by a second and IS bv a third, making 31 iu all. General J. 11. Goodman-. 83 years old, at one time State Auditor, and member of the House and Colonel of the Fourth Ohio, died at Columbus Sunday night. He was wounded at Fredericks burg. John" Brooks Witherbee, President of the North National Rank of Boston, died in that city of heart failure early Sunday morning. He was 75 Tears old and hart been in the banking business la Boston since his loth year. Caitaix Hiram Newcomo. a prominent trans Atlantic sea c ptain or Boston, died there Satur daynight. He commanded one of the two vessel! which reached Ireland with provisions during the famine. His sou is First Lieutenant of the revenue cutter Rush. Frank A. Lee. a well-known banker of New Orleans, died unexpectedly from heart failure early Sunday morning nt a New York hotel. He had been 111 lor a few mouths, and had spent the summer at Poland Springs in company with his wire aim mree. ciumri;iw KEV. Lewis Mekcoitu, formerly a noted preacher of the Northern New York Conference or the Mrthudlst Episcopal Church, died at Chicago Tuesday. He was IK years old. He was bom and educate'dand ordalued to the ministry in Wales, and came to this couutry In 18o8. Bernard Powell, Tor years a prominent law yer and wealthy resident of Parkersburg. died yes terdav morning at Chattanooga, where he hai gone for his health. He had at one time occupied prominent oiacial positions, being at the time of his death United States Commissioner. Dr. J. Edwin- WILSOX, brother or Congress man William L. AVilson, died Sunday night at Parkersbnrg, He was of a nervous temperament, and. while trying to handle a ferocious norse, be came so excited that he died from the effects He wns one or the most prominent physicians in the State. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. The mstal vanadium is quoted at 511,265 a pound. ' Fresno styles itself "the Chicago of California."- Rosewood costs about $750 per 1,000 feet board measure. London theaters issue something like 50,000 free passes every year. The paid-up capital of all the railroads in Great Britain amounts to about $4,5.0, C03,0.A. The entire railway mileage of Great Britain is now 20,073 miles, or less than one eighth or that of the United States. The King of Siam is attended by a body guard composed exclusively of 4.C0J of the prettiest yonng women in bis realm. The Temple of Hom-mon-ji, at Ifcega mln, begun in 1282 and finished in 1307, is ono of the most lamous religious structures in Japan. More than 15,000,000 feet of lumber will be used in the construction of the huge building for Manufactures and Liberal Arts at tho Chicago Exposition. A Highland Park, Team, minister hai been huuled over the coals by his congrega tion for painting a fence on Sunday. His defense is that he thought it was Saturday. Four counties in Illinois Douglas, Moultrie, Coles and Edgar supply a large proportion of the world's stock of broom corn namely, about 12,000 tons, valued at $1,000,000. Dr. Pinel, of Paris, has found that hyp notic patients obey tho phonograph as readily as they do a living speaker. He, therelore, discards the wholu theory of ani mal magnetism. A Chicago merchant is said to have obtained a number of specimens of the Ana mesoloof (probably the largest gold coin in circulation, rated at $220 each,) lor presenta tion to his friends as curios. Several years ago suit was begun by a young man named Elsenlord forau estate in New York worth $100,000. Tho casa has finally been decided in his lavor, but be tween $3,000 and t.000 is all that is left. "Convent hair" is an article well known to tho trade and highly prized. When a young woman takes the veil in the Roman Catholic Church, her hair is cut off and tho tresses are sold for the benefit of the con vent. There are more women workers in tho United Kingdom, Great Britain and Ire land, in proportion to the population, than in any other country in the world. Twelve percent of the working classes there are women. The State Board of Trade is authority for the statement that California shipped East during the year 1890 498,314,753 pounds of veg, etables alone. This includes potatoes, onions peas, beans, etc. This is 2.492 car loads of ten tons each. The vegetable trade has only just commenced. For nearly 300 years straw plaiting has been a leading industry in tho hamlets of Bedfordshire, England, and vicinity. Al though tho industry is much less extensive than it was, there are still over 20,000 per sons engaged in it. Tuey are chiefly old men, women and children. The hugest articles in the culinary line are to be found in tho kitchen of the Bon Marche in Paris. Among the articles enu merated are "kettles," the smallest holding 75 qnarts and the largest 375. Even the fry ing pans nre so large as to be able to cook 300 cutlets in each, and to fry 223 pounds of potatoes. The Portland Oregonian says: A regi ment of turkey buzzards, numbering hun dreds, was seen the other morning between Pendleton ana tho Agency. These ill-favored birds were never seen before in that locality, and their presence in such largo numbers is puzzling those who witnessed the spectacle. A Chicago business firm's manager the other day exhibited to a Government official a canvas sack, filled with counterfeit bills, bad dollars, 51-ccnt pieces, quarters and dimes. There were several thousand pieces In the lot, and the bogus money weighed from eight to ten pounds. The manager stated that the coin was the result of years of accumulation. A certain Georgia Judge is so strict about the observance of good order, decorum and the personal appearance of those in at tendance at his court that few venture to of fend. One juryman last week, on his way to court, had got half a mile before he remem bered that he had not co ubed his hair. Tho juryman at once returned home and com pleted bis toilet. The people along the Columbia river were greatly surprised the other day when four whales crossed the bar and swam away np the stream. They were big fellows, and disported themselves in a lively manner, owning the river for the time being, as tho steamboats were very careful to give them all the sea room they wanted. After having all the fun and making all the excitement they desired, the whales swam back to sea again. An Indian, in JJorth Dakota, who re cently received a large sum of money, de termined to put on a style befitting his changed condition of life, With this idea ne invested $300 or $400 ot his money in a hearse, which some livery stable keeper made hira believe was just tho thing ior a family car riage. With a pair of big-bellied ponies to draw it, he is perfectly nappy driving ahont perched on the seat and his squaw and pap ooses squatting inside. An underground lake has been discov ered three miles from Genesse, Idaho. It was found by a well digger. At a depth of IS feet clear pure lake water ran out over the surface for a time, then settled back to tho earth's level. The most curious part of it, says the Boise Statesman, is that fish were brought to the surface on tho overflow. "They have a peculiar appearance and are sightless, indicating that they are under ground fish. The spring has attracted much attention and many farmers in the vicin ity fear that their larins will drop into the lake." The telephone has been put to many uses, but it has remained for tho Chicago telephone to reunite a family after a sepa ration of 25 years. While carelessly looking over a telephone directory late at night one day last week, Miss Helen Wheeler happened to run across the name of W. W. Wheeler. Tbatieing the name ot a brother whom she bad neither seen nor heard of for many years, she determined to call upon tho tele phone as soon as the first opportunity pre sented Itself. The next day she rang upo094, and, after asking several questions, found to her utter surprise, that she was really talk ing to her brother, who hnd been lost sight of by the family for over 25 years. The tele phone has been unjustly cursed by many impatient business men, but there will bo one family in the world that will always think kindly of it. BHYNKIVEO RYMELETS. Mrs. Bean Monde (at the play) Am I attractlnz much attention, Marie? Her Maid Half the theater is looking at yon. madame. Mrs. Beau Monde-Only half the theater? Pshaw! those wretched actorsare so provoking I -V10 York Telegram. A dumpy girl mayn't suit the taste, Of the man who is courting a stately belle; But remember the girl with the waspish waist, A waspish temper may have as well. Sew York Press. Quester Do you see that colored gentle man over there? pointing to a massive, bushy headed Ethiopian standing on a street corner. Jester I do. Quester-You'd hardly take him to be a "gentle man of the cloth." would you? Jester Yes, I would, and pretty good material at that, for he comes pretty near being "all wool and ayard wide. "-." Courier Journal. The shoemaker sang, as he hammered away So merrily on his old lapstone, 'My life is work, with but little play. But I always can call my sole my own." Notalways." his wife remarked In glee. As she gave his witty remark a flout; For the iron oft pierces yonr sole, you see, A nd what cau you do when your sole pegs out?" jnaiunapoiis Journal. "He orders me around as if I had nothing -else to do," complained Bronson. "He Isn't as bad as my boss," said Hicks. "Mine orders me around as if he had nothing else to do."-Varj"' JUiar. First love will in the heart remain, f When Its hopes are aU gone by. As frail old maidens still retain Their wrinkles when they dye. Detroit Sree Press. . Briggs Well, I must call upon my tailor (rjgg-Yon are fortunate. Briggs If0 u? Grlggs-My tailor usually calls upon m. CfcM ier and Furnisher, h &