THE' PITTSBimFDATOTSUlPTEMER 27, 1891 rSTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1846. Vol. 4CKo. 232. Filtered at ntlsburg Postofflce, JCovember 14, 1&7. as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EVTERV ADVEIETISINO OFFICE, ROOK 21. TRIBUNE BUIMHNK. NEW YORK, where eoin vlete files ofTHEDP-PATCHcanalwavs be found. Foreign adTertl"crs appreciate, the convenience. Home advertisers and friends of THE DISPATCH, vhlle in New Tort, are also made welcome. THE DISPA TCHt mrvhrlnon sale at Brentann's, Union Square. .Vtt Vtrrk, and IT Ave de VOpera. Pan. Frarvx. where anjone tcho has been disap pointed at a hotel netct stand can oMatn it. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOTAOB FREE IK TnE CXTTED STATES. Daily DisrATcn. One Tear. 1 8 00 Daily Disfatch. PerQuarter. 2 00 Daily DisrATcn. One Month 70 Daily DlrATCH. 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POSTAGE All person Mho mail the Sunday it-suo of Tho Dispatch to friends fchould bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Two (2) Cents. All double and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to insure prompt sit-in err. PITTtBURG, SUNDAY, SEPT. 27, ISO. rrtoniXG tiik state scandals. Governor Pattison's call of the State Senate to-inquire whether cause exists for the removal of the Auditor General and State Treasurer is a very grave step. The evidence brought out by the joint legisla tive investigating committee has, how eer, been serious enough to jus tify it. Criminal prosecutions have been blocked by the refusal of Convict Bardsley to testify. Hints of the most scandalous nature have been obtained in black and white from letters written by one of the officials to be inves tigated. The public has a right to know how its affairs have been conducted. Tho light should be turned on. If McCamaut and Uoyer are guilty of the charges tho Governor cites they should be removed. If they are innocent the quicker their names are cleared the better. The Governor's request that the Attor ney General be allowed to aid the investl gatinc committee, which sits again to-mor row, is also commendable. The facts are not coming out easily. All the witnesses are not willing. One of them is out of the State, and fears are expressed he will not come back The committee needs all tho assistance it can get On the face of it the news from Harrisburg is very pleasing, but, un fortunately, it cannot be divested of political significance. A vigorous cam paign is just beginning and the party which Governor Pattison leads Is expected to profit by the inquiry. But its paitUan purpose is not likely to be realized. The Senate is Repub lican, and as sucli will not readily lend itelt to a measure intended for that party's discomfiture. In that event SW.uoo of the State's money will have been expended for naught Voters will not be influenced in any case. The candidates upon the ticket now in the Held were in no way connected with the scandals. Like all good citizens they are , anxious to have dishonesty in public places punished. They will not suffer for the sins of others. AN UNDESIRABLE FLAVOR. It is by no means a pleasant discovery that was made in New York last week That was that a considerable sharo of the grapes for sale in the markets were covered by small green spots that did not look at all attractive and justified the sus picion that they would digest far worse. The investigation of the health officials lias produced a theory that the vine growers had used the solution of copper intended to destroy the phylloxera, not as they should have done, when the grapes were first f ormcd,but when they were near ly ripened. Opinions differ as to the effect of this solution, some people claiming It is poi sonous and others that it will hurt no one. But there is a general agreement on the part of the public that they do not want any of that copper. For people with copper-lined stomachs it is superfluous. For tlio- without there is a decided doubt whether it will assimilate. The result vsillbe that after the grap shippers, who used this anti-phylloxera preparation so vigorously, receipt the statements or their grapes dumped into the North river they might as well have left their fruit to the phylloxera. The moral of this incident is obviously 1 ineuseof discretion in connection with the employment of dangerous drugs in the growth of fruits and vegetables. There is also a manifest moral to the effect that the public donotwantanycopper-fastened grapes. GOULD IS BETTER. It may be remembered that some days ago, in -view of the reports that Mr. Jay Gould's health was seriously impaired and that he had therefore retired from active business. The Dispatch suggested that surh information was calculated to make the lambs take a fresh grip on their wool. It is a known fact that when Mr. Gould is troubled by failing health, the tonic ho ino-,t needs is an all-round shearing. The bheniing came off last week, and fully vindicated the pertinence of the -suggestion. The leverage used In ridding the incau tious speculators and investors around "Wall street of their surplus funds was Sir. Gould's control of his Western railroads. For some time Mr. Gould had been talk ing of the wonderful prosperity of the West and the golden harvest in view for his railroads; while it was confidentially imparted to the public that the Missouri Pacific dividend would keep right along. But when the meeting of that corporation was held, It was found that there were not funds on hand to pay a dividend, and that this is no good time to pursue the old time Gould policy of borrowing money to pay dividends. Consequently the market tumbled about eight points, and them are. -pledge Is concerned it is unexceptionable; thoe uncharitable enough to hint that ;and there Is no reason to doubt that it -will Mr. Gould had a larRe line of shortsumt, i be kept One of the effects of thelate ex and now enjoys a. decided improvement oft f posurea in Philadelphia has been toiforce health from the contemplation of a con- j'tho nomination of men on both sides siderable accession to his bank account 1jvhose honesty and integrity is above from the money of the public. Of course, this simply illustrates how in' the combination of railroad management and speculative manipulation ali things work together for good to those on the in- side. Air. Gould's idiosyncrasies have been public history for nearly a genera tion, but they are successful as usual, and manifest themselves with greater or less eclat about each year. It is tobehoped- that some time m the next century people will learn that when a great capitalist combines the business of railway manage ment and Wall street operations, the only way to best him Is to put their money into good real estate or sound savings banks. THE RECOIL OF THE ARGUMENT. Touching the promise of municipal greatness to be secured by the consolida tion of Pittsburg and Allegheny, with outlying suburbs, into a single city of. 450,000 population, there has lately Deen a great illumination of now light We would not go so far as to say that the situ ation is entirely changed. The gains to be secured bv consolidation aro the same; but with regard to one of the phases of J the question made quite prominent Dy opponents of the proposition in the past it is certain that the boot is on the other leg. One of the objections to consolidation heard most loudly from the conservative citizens of Allegheny was the unsatisfac tory nature of the municipal government of Pittsburg. The extravagance of tho larger municipality, the charges of cor ruption in the past and its susceptibility to the indictment of management by rings, formed a stone of stumbling to the Allegheny citizens. Could they consent to have their economically managed city put under the peril of such control, with the liability of having tho tax rate in creased 10 or 15 per cent? Never 1 It might not be safe to go so far as to assert that this argument no longer exists; but its cogency, if there is any, is trans ferred to the other bank of the river. Tho late disclosures in Allegheny of munici pal officers whose receipts can with dif ficulty be calculated from their books, and of Councils struggling to determine which of two street railway corporations they are owned by, is calculated to make Pitts burg pause. The larger city in pondering recent events may well take into earnest and thoughtful consideration the question whether it Is willing to have its compara tively business-like, though not very economical methods of administration ex posed to the peril of admixture with those of the Norlbside ; or whether Its impar tial practice of granting street franchises to nearly every traction company that comes along shall be marred by tho addition of populous territory that bids fair to be the property of a single corporation. The recent disclosures of Allegheny municipal politics are calculated to make Pittsburg just now look upon consolidation with a wary eye. Nevertheless, upon thorough study, we think Pittsburg will take the right view of it, and be swayed by its duty in a mission ary point of view. It will recognize its mission to give Allegheny a "chance to en joy the benefits of better government, su perior though rather expensive pavements, a water supply reasonably free from bacteria, and city account books In which the truth is not buried deeper than the bottom of a well. With its superior popu lation and the co-operatlorr of the better part of Allegheny's population, Pittsburg can hold out the promise of these things to the consolidated city. Certainly that proposition will no longer be antagonized by the fear of sullying the superior purity of the Northside municipality. THE SEPTESIBEB HEAT, If the persevering though rather opti mistic predictions of the Weather Bureau for cooler weather are verified to-day, it will mark the termination of one of the most remarkable periods of belated heat this country has known for many years. The steady maintenance of July tempera ture during the last two weeks of Septem ber has not been rivaled since 1871; and even the fall heat of that year was less fierce than it has been this, the more emphatic feature of the earlier period being the prolonged drought whioh dried up the trees and subjected the Northwest to the destruction of consuming forest fires. The last two weeks have exercisedavery direct influence on two theories. The first is that the equinox, or passing of the sun over the equator, is necessarily accompa nied by storms. The entire freedom of the equinoctial period this year from anything approaching a storm later than the first week in September leaves that idea in a lame shape. Another less popular theory is that the hot and dry weather pf 1871, to gether with similar periods at stated in tervals, were caused by the passage of the earth through the tail of a comet This was demonstrated to be the case twenty years ago, and the frequency of meteors iu our nightly firmaments lends a good deal of strength to the hypothesis that this may yet be shown to be the case this year. Whatever the meteorological or astro nomical cause, there is no doubt that hu manity is ready for a change. It is to be hoped that the era of cool weather which the bureau has been predicting with such persistence for three days will soon ar rive, and that an overheated nation will have a chance to cool off and recuperate. A FIAT SCARE. The declaration of the New York Even ing Post that "$600,000,000 of capital have been driven out of that State and compelled to seek protection under the laws of New Jersey" is an interesting evidence of the looseness and wildness of statement which the average Wall street organ can make in the interest of the combination capital ists. Capital, as everyone knows, consists of the property which tho paper repre sentations of it, in the corporations' shares represents. Of this property perhaps 6,000 cents' worth has left New York for New Jersey. The fact is that for the sake of defying all restraints of law upon their operations, a large number of monopolistic concerns have transferred their nominal quarters to New Jersey, which State obligingly furnishes them with broad gauge charters to do what they please. But the misrepresentation of the Post's statements is shown from the fact that none of the actual wealth has changed Its habitat The assertion that it has is simply a humbug in the interest of the Trusts. A STRIKING PLEDGE. There is a sentence In the letter of ac ceptance of George D. McCreary, the Re publican nominee for Treasurer of Philadel phia, which cannot but provoke interested comment t The nominee declares that "if elected I will not protect or cover up any thing in or pertaining to the office, past, present or future." So far as the personal bearing of this suspicion. But it Is a remarkable 'illustration of the pass to which poli- HIjs bus come that a candidate in a let- tar of acceptance should find it nec- i essiary to plcdgo himself to be honest and ito promise that ho will not do what it jvnuld be Impossible for a man of integrity todo. What mus,t be the statusof politics wtena citizen of high standing on accept ing a nomination deems it Incumbent to msfca a specific pledge that he will not ftbe a. participant in unqualified.rascality? Btiyand that, the pledge is open to criti- icism-as being somewhat superogatory. One 'WOHia. suppose that after the events of the sst six months there wouldnot be very roach left about tho Philadelphia -Treasureishlp to cover up, Is impossible. that theJa is more to-follow? THE-proposition to establish a permanent symphony orchestra In Pittsburg 14 tho principal tojiio under discussion In musical circles. As yet no definite plan has been formulated, Uut measures aro being taken -which trill yiery likely result lusthe forma tion of such Jin organization. Any move ment that hosifor its objcot the 'cultivation of the artistic. abould receive thoHiearty eup- .port of those wno can afford It, The presses full of descriptions of the magnificence, and costliness or the late W. L Scott's coffin. Yet this is ono of the lux-urics-which produces no envyln tho public mlndJ There isrnot n living msoi who hnnkers after tho occupancy of that silver-laden casket. "AKEPUBI,tCA- wool-grower ofTToungs town, O., announces that he shall vote against .MoKinleor because of aifall of seven or oight-centa a.pound In the price of his wool compared with last year'-says that free trade organ for this year, theXe w York World. A Republican wool grower who holds McKinley responsible fonthe fall in wool is a unique bird; but a wool grower of that-thriving city of blast furnaces, rolling millsandar works is an even more curious creature. The esteemed World should give us details as to whether tho wool-grower pastures his sheep on the asphalt paved ex pansetof Federal stieet or tho lawns of Wick avenue After -which it can proceed to tell us something abont the wheat growors of Pittsburg; and Ujo farmers of Braddock. Schools for teaching the Ohio voters how to cast their ballots on election day have been established at various points. Koccnt experimenits show thabtbe new sys tem is not easilynjnderstood. Every voter should tako a lesson so as to (preclude all possibility of mistakes, which might be costly if tUo-electionis close. Fifteen- lawyers engaged in the Hop-kins-Searles will case, in which the estate is $30,000,000, allows each $2,000,000 if they divide even. But wotfear same of the biggest legal fish will insist-on gouting the Iion'sharo of the spoil. Sen atok BniCEjfOf Ohio or New York, when cornered by a lot of interviewers for a statement of'hls attitude on the silver question, said: "If anybody can find out where I stand-on that question, I will ap prove what he say?." Tho Senator is as cautious-as the Hibernian who, when asked whether he was guilty or not guilty of an assault and battery Aindor spirituous influ ence, deolincd to say until he had heard the evidence. The Senator wants more evi denco as to tho way tho cat will jump bo- fore he can tell whero'ho stands on silver. IpMk.,Estee, of California, as rumor indicates, should be appointed Attorney General lie would present another illustra tion of how successfully the corporation lawyer is coming forward under this admin istration. The report of the attendance at the public schools of Pittsburg shows that there has been a decided movement of residents to the outlying districts. There is no doubt that one of the chief causes of this movemont of the population Is the Increase of soot and emoke in the center of the city. IT is pleasant to learn from the New York Advertiser that Russell Harrison has been cleared by documentary evidence of com plicity in that Aransas Pass humbug cor poration. The young man has been so fre quently and so prominently put in the light of a national nuisance that wo are glad to notice one case In which he is unjustly ac cused. Bat what was his name on tho list of officers for? Staitley declining the Governorship of the Kongo "ree State "on account of the wishes of his mother-in-law," furnishes evi dence of harmony in his family as complete as the order which reigned In Warsaw. The New York Prat raises a point on t he political assessment question by recalling the faot that President Cleveland gave $10, 000 to the campaign fund of 1SS3. Docs tho esteemed Frets mean to imply that this was not a voluntary contribution, but that Sir. Cleveland was foroed to glvo that sum by his superiors? In addition, our cotompomry should have remembered the cogency of the fact that aftor paying that $10,000 Jlr. Cleve land lost his office. Mk. McOamant is now in-a fair way to appreciate that old morsel of political wis dom against writing letters at all, and es pecially against writing letters with a post-J script asking to have them burned. The news that Jay Gould has decided to set Deacon White on his feet again comes almost simultaneously with a squeeze in the Gould stocks. It was no more than fitting that Gould should remember tljo man who has done him such yeoman service in Wall street and elsewhere; but the juxtaposition of the two events suggests that the unfor tunate investors in Missouri and Union Pa cific have to help him rehabilitate White. The public should be warned to dis tinguish between Deacon White of specu lative proclivities and Deacon White of the ball playing profession. The latter does not make a habit of failure. "Afteu all, modern naval development is not so startling when the Miantonomoh of 1S7Z can be put into commission as a most formidable vessel in 1691," says a Now York papor. Perhaps It has been the most start ling kind of naval development namely, naval development In which hundreds of millions havo been industriously expended the wrong way. IP we can believe the New York organs of both sides the contest there this year is between money bags and money barrel. Thet are betting two to one on the abolition of the lottery in Louisiana. As the election does not come off till next April tills is gambling a long way ahead. But is it not a peculiar illustration of the per sistence of the habit that people should bo betting their money on the exttnotion of a big gambling concern? England Should Take China, Also. Detroit Free Press. Tho latest nows Is that Great Britain has. serious designs of annexing Formosa In the South China Sea, which is the most import an lol.nil hnlnnfffnir tfl fMllnn .Tnnan I.aTJT long been casting hungry eyes on Formosa, European Peace In Danger. New York Recorder. J Out of all tho contradiotions of recent "news" and the manifestations of jealousy between sovereign authorities the fact ig apparent that the harmony of the European world ha.-" not during recent yours been In greater peril than it Is at this hour. BEFOSM IS ENGLAND Gradually Drifting Toward a Bloodless but Thorough Revolution. Washington Po6t.3 Those who giv6 some attention to English questions nre more and more impressed with the idea that England, In Its govern ment and institutions, is gradually drifting toward a bloodless but thorough revolution, In which tho political landmarks of to-day will be swept away ondne w social conditions will be established, which will be more radi cal in character than even those which pre vail In tbo Western world. Tho battle ories which aro already beginning to be heard as tho watchwords of new conflicts the re form or abolition of the House of Lords, the disestablishment of state churches, the adoption of tho principle of homo rule, the right of one man to one vote only, tbo right of workingmon to make regulations for the promotion of the Interests of their own great council a? the nation by men of their own class, the consequent noocssity for sal aries to members of Parliament, and other reforms of a like nature indicate cleatly the direction of this drift. Perhaps none of these demands, however, is so clearly indicative of the coming revo lution as that to whioh Sir John Gorst refers in a recent intorvlew the demand of tho people for tho possession of the land upon which they live. Sir John Gorst is a Con servative, and tho political secretary in the present government of the East Indian oiiico, du( lie is also one or the most intelli gent as well ns ono of the most earnest mem bers of the Royal Labor Commission, and in this Inst position he has clven much time to questions affeotlng the condition of work ingmon, and. Indeed, to the wants and rights of laboring people in general. He thinks his own party recreant to its dnty when it falls to attempt suoh a solution of tho question of rural want as would stop emigration and keep the people in the conn try fi om nocking to the congested districts of cities. His policy would bo to give nil the people an Interest in the soil. He has no definite plan as yet for the accomplishment of this purpose, but that it will be accom plished he does not doubt. WOMAN'S BIGHTS, An Interesting Experiment Abont to Be Tried In New Zealand. Syracuse Journal. Although Sow Zealand lies within tho ex treme southwestern boundary of the West ern Hemisphere, Us relations are almost purely Oriental, and such are its associa tions in tho minds of the reading public. Hence, it Is somewhat of an astonisher to Occidental minds to learn that Sir George Gray, tho new Premier of New Zealand, pro poses that a new legislative chamber shall be formed, which shall be tho principal of two legislative bodies, and, most interesting of all, shall be composed entirely of women. Uy this plan women would not only bo given their "rights," but would be placed where pome of them, perhaps, Imagine they be long, in authority over the men. Thero is one other Oriental country where this rule is practiced in a modified form tho Kingdom of Corea. in which women not only choose and divorce their husbands, but practice a form of polygamy common no whoro clso in the world, every woman being entitled to four or five husbands, while fow of tho mon are fortunate in undisputed pos session of o.n entire wife. The General Gov ernment, however, is loft to tho men, the women being satisfied to rule with iron hand each in the small community of which she is tho bond. Women's righters the world over will wntch tho New Zealand experi ment with anxious eyes. DIV0ECE LAWS. If There Were None Marriage Would Be a More Serious Affair. Cincinnati Times-Star. South Carolina has no divorce laws and will not reoognlze the laws on that subject of any other State. In South Carolina to be once married is to stay married until it Is I. time to call In the undertaker. It Is recorded tnat u aoiun wnrounian not many years ago left the wife of his early manhood,' and, re moving to Florida, obtained a divorce, and at once assumed second matrimonial' re sponsibilities. Later he returned to his native State to learn from a South Carolina court that the validity of his second marriage was not recognized In South -Carolina, and that his children by that marriage could not, at least in that State, inherit his property. If the laws of all the States approached tho per pendicular attitude of Sonth Carolina on di voi ce, marriage would bo regarded as a much more serious contract than men and women now regard it. Courtship would be longer drawn out and marriage, therefore, not as sudden as an electrlo shock. NAMES FBEaUENILY HEABD. Empekor William has appointed the Grand Duke of Hesse-Darmstadt a general of infantry and Ficldgklarshal of the Em pire. John E. Milholland, Chief of Immi gration Inspectors at New York, sailed for Europe Wednesday. He goes on a special mission for tho Immigration Department. Jesse Ghaut has arrived at Chicago from San Francisco. He Is on his way east to visit his mother, and bring her bad: to Chicago to witness the unveiling of the statuo of her illustrious husband. Empebor William has subscribed $5,000 to the fund for thoreliofof the flood sufferers in Spain. It is reported that the Qqcon Regent Christina will lay the first stono of a now town at Consuegra in Octo ber. Athanasios, the Greek brigand, enjoys a larger income from the railroad companies than tho shareholders, in addition to which he compels the Sultan to pay him trlbuto in tho shape of ransoms for the foreigners whom he seizes. It is reported that the King of Bervla has been betrothed to the Princess Helena, of Montenegro. The latter was born in 1873. King Alexander was born in 1876, and succeeded his father, King Milan, after the latter's abdication, March 6, 1839. The beautiful Prineess Aloys, otiLichten- stein, who is reported to-hnvo been stricken with blindness, was one of tho models, her sister being the other, who posed for the scantily draped figures in Hans Makart's celebrated painting or tho entry of Charles V. Into Antwerp. LADr Tennyson is known as the com poser of some charming music, although age and Ill-health have rendered her unable of late to do much in that line. At the recent celebration of the laureate's Sid birthday, at Freshwater, hls-words were sung sot to his wife's music. The Princess Bismarck: is a hypochon driac, though not of the first water, becauso she never drinks any, preferring cham pagne, which sho bolieves is tho one medi cine that keeps her alive. Sho is tall, angu lar and parsimonious, and Is always nervous about her falling health. Dr. Charcot, the famous hypnotist, has a beautiful summer homo Just outside of Paris, on the borders of the Bois de Bou logne. The villais said tobeutrly wreathed in flowers and shrubbery, and its eminent occupant betrays a lovo not only for this' form of life, but also for animals. Sayles J. Bowen, who in Grant's time was Mayor of Washington, and wealthy and powerful besides, is now a messenger In the office of the Chief Clerk of the Treasury De partment, with a salary of $60 a month. His decline furnishes a striking illustration of the vicissitudes of public life at the capital. How the Rothschilds are housed at Fcr rieres, near Paris, may be Judged by tholr five establishments, worth $4,000,090, needing the services of 150 people. The stables con tain 100 horses. When Louis Napoleon vis ited Forrieres the Rothschilds gave a grand breakfast in his honor.the cost of which was $300,000. A Hindoo Princess, the Begum Anma dee, has distinguished herself in London so clotv as a singer of superior volco. talent andcultlVattenA,heisadcaeendant'iiffhn inf niM.rSvr-Bij'a'U.vjs.Jf l Ajiuiiv.v.u - -ksv-- r.Ti----t'Ji-i tueziso- goprano voice oi extra.arpjn.ary richness and powoiv whioh is used witb.very high artistic irf& i-e'ttsffanarirrarci aerScftW Swi i ffivMmmm stabln hcipi:r;nd bartepder In Boston. -Ah old lady who took pity on tho destitute 6-year old adrift in tho world got him a place In a grocery. Tho whirligig of time has so brought things around, us the story goes, that the daughter of that very old lady Is now said to owe much of tho comforts of her life to Waldo Adams, the son of tho friendless boy. MURRAY'S MDSISGS. Bents New York Saloon Blen Pay Two" , Scenes in tho Jjuiy Metropolis Occupa tion TeHson tha Eace The ManWho start. svtiSi&i fcia.sa&aais&u FROM A STAF COIHUSSrOltBKXT.l i-Spmefaftttle ftshtjnjola by,OldWM? loons In New York womaparalyousTnesr men of other cities. "The amount of rent and other expenses have little to do with It," said a man who had just opened a place on a prominent corner on lower Broadway. "It's the bnslness a man does." Ho has a place about big enough for a de cent cigar store. It Is not more than twenty feet wide by thirty deep and off of this must come the bar, the ice chest, the cigar counter, the cashier's Inclosed spaoe and desk, the toilet rooms and the usual private drinking place. For this he pays $1,000 per month rent, or $13,000 a year. It Is fitted up in antique oak and gold at an ex pense oi not less tnan siz,ouo. xnac amount of money on suoh a small place may seem extravagant, but it has been expended with good taste and judgment and the place in cludes nothing showv of design or gaudy of material or workmanship. . There are six barkeepers in spotless white who must work within arm's length of each other and are kept busy during the day, for the evening business down here amounts to little. The place has been open but a couple of weeks and takes in an aver age of $500 per day. What Is a thousand a month to five hundred a day? Another snml I plaoe equally well furnished in one of the new palatial newspaper offices cost probably as much, or more, to fit up, and rents for $10,010 a year. Two or three barkeepers can handle the trade, which runs a little stiller at night than Is usually the case with downtown saloons, owing to the big Park Bow printing establishments. On upper Broadway, near the leading hotels ana theaters, aro small, plegantlv fitted up placos that vleld from $S,00O to $10,000 a year. In some Instances the annual rental of this one room is more than the cost of the entire building of which it is such an important financial part. Rents on the other side of Broadway are much lower. It is a curious fact that all famous streets, at least in this country, have their fashionable side, and Broadway's fashionable sido is clearly de fined by rental values. Von Must nave a Pnll. A Philadelphia man sought out apoliti cal friend and consulted him as to tho re quirements for starting a "first-class little place" In New York. "Twenty-five thousand dollars and a pull,'" was the reply. "I should havo said," hequicklyndded, "a "pull' and $25,000, for you can squeeze In on less money perhaps, whilo tho 'pull' Is absolutely essential. You can't do tho business without It." A Butterfly's Advent in Town, One sunny afternoon last week a beau tiful butterfly fluttered and soared along Broadwayju&t above Canal street. It was tho busy hour of the day and the truoks and delivery wagons and cabs and carrlagos.otc, formed an unbroken line on either side of the cable excavations. The noise and con fusion was at the highest notch. What on earth could have tempted that golden winged beauty into tho roaring pando inonium of a great city would be difficult to tellj but there it was, airily meandering Broadway this 'sunny afternoon. And It brought with It the flavor of the meadows and stubble-fields, the odor of fence-corner herbage, the sound of tinkling bells of browsing cattle. You could see all this In tho faces of the Broadway throng. A thousand men, women and children at once slaokenod pace and strained their eyes upon tho rlohly-hued messenger from the countiy. The drivers forgot to swoar at each other and caught at the butterfly. Truckmen 3houted like chil dren andlet their teams run Into each other's loadx unheeded. One driver's helper reached too far and fell off tho seat Into the mud. Up and down, now hero, now there, went tho fairy of the fields, not much 'higher than the horses' heads. It once caromed upon the stalwart breast of a policeman, who playfully struck at It with his club. Everybody glanced at him Indignantly. Yet everybody who had a reasonable chance caught at it and tho butterfly. Boys rolled into the gutter hat in hand in the vain effort to net tho gauzy bird. Young women from the faotorles and shops lookedMong and earnestly and breathlessly and sighing went their way. Still, the bright yellow wings fluttered and rose and fell and zlg-zagged hither and thither Just as an Idle butterfly wonlddoonjustsuoha day among sumao and golden rod of tho briar-tangled fence corners still went Its way unharmed. I turned aside presently, for fear I should see It come to grief, and noted the expression of Sleasure on tho face of everyone who had eheld tbo lovely visitor. A Horse Overboard. Another Broadway scene. It Is the hour when the greatest crush occurs in the drygoods district. The narrow temporary bridges that span the excavations are taxed to their utmost, and at the Canal street crossing tho giand tide of industrial humanity setting in for the Eaststde in creases the responsibility of the bigpoliee moh to the last feather. In the midst of this two wagons attempt to pass upon the bridge and one horse shies against the other. But one horse remains, and that is of Norman blood the other of common clay has disap peared a case of survival of the fittest. A loud yell comes from below, and half a dozpn men scramble up the bank waving me-ir arms t-a.i;iieuiy in jiuuau. j. wu ur three hundred people rush in from all sides and trample each other's toes and crane their necks In a vain effort to see what the matter la. Tho big policemen plunge into this mob, club In hand, and drive It away on ono sldo while it accumulates on the other. Then they opon the other Bide. They repeat this alternately for the next two hours, greatly assisted by tho satisfactory explana tion shouted to tho crowd now and then that "it Is only a horso In a hole." In the meantime, where Is the horse? Di rectly beneath the center of the street cross ing are two large water mains crossing eooh other at right angles. An excavation has been made below tlice to permit them to bo lowered for tho accommodation of Dan La mont's cable railway. The horso lies at the bottom of the cross excavation directly un der the crossed water mains, wedged In as tight as wax. No human Ingenuity could havo got him In there In a Hfotlme of effort. lie lies there unablo to move anvthln-; but his head and he exercises this prlvllego now and then to roll one pathetic eye upon the .gangof workmen who are digging him out. At last this Is accomplished, tne horse is drawn up and amid tho cheers of tho new mob shakes himself and walks stiffly away. Tlio crowd disperses In good humor and the policemen mutter unpolntable things. This is peculiarly Broadway, His Key Was AH Bight. A gentleman not wholly unconnected with the city government attended a clam bako recently and for some reason or another didn't get home till S o'clock next morning. He was considerably embarrassed to find that his key didn't fit his front door In the .usually happy manner. Finally his wife came aown anu let mm in, accompanying the friendly act with a liberal slice of opin ion about a man who came home at suoh an hour unable to open his front door. "'8h all right, m'dear," he said apologet ically; "'sh key. C-can open lnshide door, m'dear, but couldn't open outshlde door." A Wreck on Newspaper Bow. Around the corner from the Greeley statue on Park Bow may be seen almost any day a poor, old, shambling, ragged creature leaning against tbo wall among the bums. There Is anappeallng look in his bluoeyes, which are usually downcast, and a vigorous protest in bis threadbare garments. He is but one of the many wretched human beings one sees in that neighborhood, and I took no E articular note of him. "I am ashamed to and vou this," he said in a hastilv scrawled noto to mycompanion, in which he solicited a few cents. The name signed at the bottom caught my attention. It was that of a man who was once favorably Identified with Washington journalism and who alterward owned a prosperous daily paper in tho South. Even with the assistance of the name it 'was difficult to recognize tho man througn tne aisguise oi unkempt hair and tangled beard and quavering voice and filthy rags. No Inquiry was necessary to toll what made him what he is. Yet I could not but pity him. And I wondered if tho dally sight of the bright young reporters, hurrying along to and from great news paper offices near at hand, reminded him of the days when lie, was Just such a young man, and if it did whether the recollection was a painful or a pleasurable one. I --4iM'.i0i Ieflectel In tho Face. .'iihe-' jinonotony of certain lines of business imd slight use of the mental facul ties consequent upon a famlUartv with a t s;lmjjlejunlr,arying routine," said an ob- Servant gentleman "soon gives a stolid, ipathetie, half Idlotio cast to tho human countenance. Take tho avorago elevated railway ticket agent or gateman, or a park official, or theater doorkeeper, or anybody else who has little or no variety In his daily life and in a short time his faco is as blank as a piece of putty. A wooden Impassivity of features takes the place of what we term exprcslon and tho Intellectual powers re lapse Into that dormant state that charac terizes alike the savage and tho idiot. You will see the same thing in the idle, listless man-about town who is too lazy to work or think and hasn't enough enery or even any inclination to ba bad. It is irritating to talk to suoh people. The restless, nervous manof keen intellectual edge who comes in ,cpntac:wlth them chares -inwardly and 'sotftettnlo outwardly. Half the trouble and rttwwnirniai arises between individual inem bjura, ..the great, active, bustling public land. officials of various lower grades Is from Jthi-r-Very-fact. Neither the offender nor the lofltended understand the seat of the difficulty in dealing with eocn other. TBere are theatrical officials in the box office and at the door whom the average man of intelli gence can scarcely address without tho ltohlng deslro to club. The hotel clork gen erally arouses the same animosity." The Fames of Tar Cars. A man stood by one of the boiling cal dron of tar used by the Broadway pavers. He was thin, cadaverous and of hectlo cheek. Every now and then ho visibly choked with the rising fumes of the tar. People look at him curiously. He finally coughed rather mate violently than bofore, when a work man gruffly suggested that be might move away if he didn't like It. But lie dldn'tmove for an hour. "That fellow comes here every day to smell that tar," said a boss. "He-s got the consumption and somebody told him tha inmes or this tar are good for it He has in haled about SO barrels now, and if he sticks to it until Broadway is paved he'll be a well man or dead I don't know whioh. Itfa a Fight of Gamblers. The war between Boss Dwyer, of race track notoriety, and the New York pool rooms that has occupied pnbllo attention for some time is interesting to thoso who do not come within "sporting circles" In this one particular. It has been a row between gam blors, In the interest of ono set of gamblers as against another set of gamblers. They aro all licensed gamblers and carry on tha gnmbllng business nndor the protection of the laws of tho 8tato. Beyond abstract prin ciple nohody but gamblers are at all con cerned In the contest of Dwyor vs pool rooms. The one interesting point developed In the controversy Is this: While there are many people who sineoroly admire the thoroughbred horse for himself alone, the American turf, so called, is but a system of legalized gambling, and the race track Is maintained bv gamblers for gambler", and the proof of this statement is In the ract that wherever tho gambling attachment is pro hibited and supprciBcd no race track has over been able to exist. An official of the New Jersey Central Railroad tells me that the suppression of gambling that ruined Monmouth Park hnd made Long Branch a failure this year Mint in his opinion no great watering place could be successful without nu associated raco track and ho In stanced Saratoga and Coney Island. But as the gamblers and games aro so necessary to American pleasure why not let in faro, rough-et-nolr, roulette, chuok-a-luck, sweat boards and all other forms of gambling? Tho modern race track, wltU its telegraphic gambling attachments reach ing out for the Amej-ican youth in every city of the Union, is creating a race of gam blers, and because of the "turf" hypocrisy and the telegraph It is able to ruin more households than all tho other forms of ram bling put together. Nobody need go beyond tho New York poolroom to learn this. Nor is it necessary to go there. Read the New York papers and note tne daily record of me aowniau or young men. our local crim inal annals reek with the wrecks of the race track. Wiles of the Managers. Manager J. M. Hill recently engaged an actor, who had been particularly persis tent, for a part In one of his out-of-town combinations. Before leaving the aotor in sisted upon a written contraot, saying that It might prove necessary in order to get his pav. "I made a verbal contract with you, didn't I?" Inquired Mr. Hill, caressing his flowing side whiskers. "Very good I'll pay you the same way." I called upon the actor at his usual place of business, Broadway, between the St. James and Thirty-third street, but be wasn't In, ana I am therefore unable to state whether the usual mode of settling with out-of-town companies was satisfac tory or not. Woes of the New Boniface. The man who builds or opens a new hotel In New York has a heap of trouble on his mind. He not only must steer clear of the local contests between the various trade unions and K. of L., but must faoe a perfect army of agents and drummers for houses dealing in a variety of supplies. These come from all over the country. The electrlo mon, the brass fixtures men, the plnmbers' men, the carpet mon. the unholstervmen. the pat ent fire escapes and extinguisher men, the crockery men, the cut 'cry mon, the decor ator ana finisher men, tho hotel supply men, and every tlilng-elso men, come down upon him in droves. They are waiting for him when he awakes in tho morning, thej He in wait for him everywhere at all hours in the day and escort him. to bed every night. The aggregated blandishments of the combined trades of the earth are launched upon his devoted head. If he lives through it all ho will know more about art and trade and "10 per cent off," etc, than anv other man in tho community. Ask the Chicago Kinsley, of the new Holland House, on Fifth avenue. Charles Theodore Mubiult. New York, September 20. Tho Bnst Field for Investment. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. European Investors, after considerable costly experience in SoutbJAmorican enter prises, find that the United States offers the safest and best field for the employment of their money. This accounts for the renewal of tho heavy purchases of this country's se curities on foreign account. Undoubtedly immense sums or foreign cash win De ex pended in the United States in the next year or two. These investments will be wel comed. There was no sense in tho old cry that tha British syndicates which were operating here extensively in 1883 and 1889 wero hurting the country. JTho more money that is sent here, whether from England, Germany, Franco or any other locality, for active employment tho better. DEATHS OF A DAY. Charles B. Paulson, Jr. It was with deep regret that a large circle of sincere friends learned yesterday of the death of Charles H. Paulson, Jr., the unexpected result of a comparatively brief Illness. Mr. Paulson was not only one of tho brightest and most active of the young business men of Pittsburg, and connected with one of the city's oldest mercantile houses, that of Paulson Bros., but he was pcrsonany held in the highest estimation ; and the life which was cut short at 81 gave the highest promise of utility and of good Influence In the community. To the respected family to which deceased belonged there goes out at this time the deepest sympathy from all quarters in their bereavement. There was no flner specimen of physical manhood than deceased. Ills manners and conversation gave evidence of a gentle, affec tionate disposition, coupled with a normally line mind. A sail domestic affliction, the loss of a loved sister. Miss Jennie Paulson, In the Johnstown flood tiro years ago, cast a shadow upon the spirits of the deceased. Though he temporarily recovered, the effects of the shock were never entirely re moved. Mr. Paulson, however, was seemingly never In better health than berore leaving on a trip to Europe this summer, oon after his return ho became illjand a week ago went under medical treatment. He sank rapldlr. and yesterday morn ing death ensued. The funeral services will take Slaee Mondav afternoon at 3 o'clock from the reil ence of the hrotlier-ln-law of the deceased, 51r.ll. W. Ulckell, Rebecca street. East End. Bon. John B. Howard. Hon. John D. Howard, a pioneer State Senator and millionaire, died yesterday at Dulnth, Minn. He was a native of Connecticut, and came o Minnesota in 185A. Five sons and one daughter s rvlve him. Uls wife died two years ago. His ebiaie is variously estimated at Deiwcenci,uuu,uo3 and92.0OO.0CO. a large shar? of which is In cash. It Is umlerbtood that the bulk of this property Is left to the youngest son. J. L. Howard, who Is a deaf mute, and Is now at school at Washington, D. C. . ODltuary Wotes. ADOLF S. Frecnd, a member of the diamond Importing firm of Mark Freund 3b Co., of New York, died at the Windsor Hotel in Denver Friday of typhoid pneumonia. Word was received In the city last night that Martha S. Nixon, of ChambersDurg, had died yesterday after an illness of one day. Mrs. Nixon was well known In Pittsburg. She had a number of relatives and irlends In tluj city, and her death will be a severe shock to them Otto Wite, a trustee of the Brooklyn bridge died Friday nt his home. No. 412 Herkimer street, Brooklyn. He was horn In Dcinmln, Prussia, In 1831. He edited a literary imp-r In Kermany, was a partner In the music publishing Arm of Julius Lohnberth & Co.. and In the brokerage Arm uf Hogen. Billings Sc Co.. of Wall street. Ex-Repbesentativb F. B. Smith, of Mans field, Conn., a prominent manufacturer, died Friday, aged 81. He was widely known at home and abroad. He was a sonin-law of James Koyce, a silk pioneer of Connecticut, and father of Charles Emory Smith, Minister to Buss'a. Ho ws a native of Albany. Mrs. Elizabeth McCaclkt, died Friday, at her home, 2J3 Washington avenue, Allegheny, at the advanced age of 91 years, ilrs. McC'auley had been a resident of Allegheny for about CO years, and nosesed the love and respect of a very large circle of trlendt who wilt be deeply grieved to hear of her death. She was born In England. Four daughters and ono son arc the surviug members of the family. KEEK AND HTJMBLS PBI80NEBS In the Lawrence County Jail Petition for Their Freedom. Nsw Castle, Sept 27. Special. Prison ers in the Lawrence county Jail have be come exceedingly repentant lately, and Mayor Brown has received numerous notes from them asking for clemenoy for various causes. He is now convinced that there is a letter writer in jail who is using bU talents to secure the liberty of Uis fellow prisoners. A day or two ago he received a letter from William Handle, who not only lias been In jail at least 40 times, but who has also been incarcerated in the Allegheny workhouse. The letter was so meek and bumble that His Honor lost no time in discharging the pris oner. Following Is a copy: Ta the Mayor: Hoxorable Sra Upon seriously reviewing my past career, of which I am heartily ashamed, 1 have resolved to shun whisky and all temptations which, in my way. lead to It, and to go to work and be came a man. I am now sure of a good Job. and humbly ask yon to give me my liberty that I may make a start to do aU thai Is honorable and chris tian like, while my enthusiasm in that direction 1 at Its proper heat. Hoping this will meet with your earnest consideration, 1 remain, sir. humbly y- WILLIAM HAXDLC The same day William was released. Tho next day the Mayor received a letter from an old umbrella mender stating that he was tired of his sinful life, and promising great reformation if he was released. Since then Mayor Brown has received at least a dozen letters from prisoners, and he now is certain that they are endeavoring ta work a scheme on him. PETBOLETm FOB IHE KAVY. The Advantages Claimed Are to Be Given a Practical Trial Soon. Chicago Tribune. The Navy Dopartmen t of the United States is about to make experiments with petro leum as a substitute for coal as fuel, along the same lines ns are now m progress under the direction of the English and Italian 'Governments. The modern man-of-war is not constructed for rapid coaling.and her car rying capacity Is limited to a supply of such fuel necessary to the consumption of a few days. Hence the fuel question Is an import ant one, especially in the case of long voy ages and blockades. The English expen- ments on the torpedo boat Sunderland are described as being highly successful. The petroleum is fed In Jets which are disinte grated as they leave the burners by air compressed to 10 pounds to the square inch. Ench jet gives a clear, bright flame about 6K feet long and 0 inches in diameter. The flame from all of them fills the whole space from the mouth of the furnace to the tube plate of tho boiler, and it gives forth neither smoke, smell, nor sparks. Not only can the oil be transferred from ship to ship at sea more easily than coal, and has a much greater efficiency for equal weights, but it can be carried in double it cellular bottoms, thus giving greater stability to the vessel. Also an important advantage is gained by the fact that the heat can be regulated al most instantaneously bv simply shutting off a number of tho burners, whioh is an im portant item in maneuvering. It needs bnt a small force or firemen, and of course gives freedom from ashes and other refuse HAWAnoJSS WANT TO JOIN. Qneen Lllluokalani's Subjects Would Like to Annex to Uncle Sam. Sax Fiuxcisco, Sept. 26. Ex-AttorneyGen-eral Thurston, of Hawaii, speaking to-day of the projects for the annexation of the islands to this country, said: "There Is a deep underlying sentiment In Hawaii in favor of annexation to the United States. Eyen the native Hawaiian paper JCa-Seois pronounced In its favor. It would be going too far to say that the sentiment as a whole is in favor of annexation, bnt there is a very strong undercurrent, and it is growing. It Is be lieved that so far as the sugar business is concemod annexation would bring the islands under benoflt of the bounty law. Our sugar interests have been so demoralized by the MoKinley bill, involving as It also does our labor problem, that there Is a' feeling that something tnust be done. "It is not thought that annexation of the Islands would be In any way an in fringement of the Monroe doctrine. Hawaii is directly in the path from San Francisco to the Occident and a straight line drawn from the end of the proposed route of the Nicaragua Canal to Hong Kong strikes the island square In the center. I seo by papers I have received and have learned from correspondence from the islands, together with conversations with persons Just arrived from there that the sentiment for annexation Is growing and ;nere seems to do a iionmte opinion tnat it is certain to come. The statement that the Queen Ltllnokalani is favoring the English in any way Is an error. FAILURE 0? FAL8EH00D. The People Will Not Be Misled on the Facts During the Present Year. Chicago Inter Ocein.l The difference between the campaigns of 1890 and 1S91 in Ohio, chiefly, is this, that in 1890 Democratic falsehood helped tho free trade cause, while in 1S91 it is doing it lnj ury This Is due to Republican preparation for prompt refutation of Democratic untrnths. In 1830 the Republicans were wholly unpre pared to resist the torrents of lies that flowed from Democratic sluices. The wild est stories of "high prices on account of the tariff" were put Into circulation, ai.d very frequently Illustrated by object lessons. This was the case with the tin plato false hood, which not only was circulated by word of mouth and through tho columns of the press, but was exemplified by hired tramps who attended the county fairs and made noisy speeches concorning their stock of tinware, which they freely admitted was 40 per cent higher than last year; that the advance was all on account of tho McKlnley bill, which has made everything higher. "You had better buy now," said thev, "for in a month it will bo still higher. It's bound to go up; on account of tho now tariff, you know. Thus theso hired rogues fooled the people. This kind of thing won in 1SS0, but it will not win in 1891. TEBBOBITE AND CtVILIZATION. The Preparations of the United States for War Attracts Considerable Attention. Toronto Empire. So far as Terrorlte can be utilized In shat tering rocks and tearing up tho mountains and compelling them to yield up their hid den treasures for the use of man we give It a hearty welcome; but the genius of humanity can scarcely rejoice over It when contem plated ns an instrument for the destruction of human life. And, without meaning any disrespect to the peopleof the United States, who are only following In the footsteps of the older nations, we cannot but look upon tho exhaustion of what are sometimes euphemistically called "the resources of civilization" in the production of such terribly destructive agents as a terrible satiro on our boasted civilization. And that thoro should be Just as much activity displayed in the New World, where the necessity of war can only be regarded as among the remote possibilities, as in the old World, where fends that have descended to the present generation from barbaric times have turned the nations into so many hostile camps. Is certainly one of tho saddest pres ages of tho future. The warlike prepara tions of the United States, whether they are on so extensive a scale or not as those of Germany and France, oconpy quite as much, if not more, space in the public mind. THE SNEERS OF ME. MILLS Caused by the Establishment of the Tin Plate Industry. Springfield Republic-Times. Mr. Mills sneers nt the tin plate Industry. Do, workingmen know why? Becanse the establishment of anew industry that will give employment to American workmen In making $30,000,000 worth of tin plate per year is a trophy of protection that will strike a death blow to frco trade doctrines suoh as Mr. Mills deal in. Major McKlnlcy doesn't sneer at any American industry now or old. Every Board of Trade In tho country if trying to secure new Industries. McKlnley li on the side of all Boards of Trade and all the cities that want new factories or the enlargement of old ones. You can repeal tho McKlnley law and send thousands of the concerns w now have over to Enghind. But Major MoKinley and the Republican party are in favor of keeping them In tha United States. Tho moving Is all this way, now. That's the war it ought to be. It Is Better Than Greenbacks. Philadelphia Inquirer. The farmers are making $1,000,000 a day now by the shipment of wheat to Europe. We have $75.0.0,000 of gold to get back from that country, and at this rate it should all be home long before Christmas. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Rosewood comes from Sonth Amer ica. The fireworks of the future will ba electrical. A great deal of "California fruit" has been exported from Missouri this year. Seven .acres of laud under cultivation sold at Riverside, Cat,, the other day for $13,O0V A London jnumal is trying to increase Its popularity by publishing Itself on scented paper. A mischievous Camden, N. J., boy ij in Jailf or painting whiskers on the figure of an angel on a gravestone. By a recent legislative enactment. Georgia physicians who indulge in intoxi cants are disqualified from practice. The Vienna Prefect of Police has or dered an investigation of whether the long, sweeping skirts of ladies, tend to spread con tagious diseases. The accommodations of the Vatican may be imagined when tho Pope put 2 200 beds in at the disposal of the French pil grims, free of charge. The locust appears to have met his match In Afghanistan, where a bird, called by the Afghans "Sanch," has appeared In vast numbers and eaten np the Insects. In the Chicago city directory many names wero omitted owing to a refusal of tho. members of labor organizations to give their names and addresses because it was printed at a scab printing house. An Englishman who has been traveling in Siberia says that the life of tho Russian exiles there is not so hard as has been de pleted. They enjoy society, indulge in fancy dress balls and have a good time generally but with limitations. The Eiffel tower is evidently a financial success. Over 17,000 lias been paid for ad mission to itby visitors since March -a lnt, when this year's seajon commenced. Dur ing August, when Paris is always crowded with tourists, the receipts exceed X4.O0O. A wind storm whicb swept over New Orleans on Monday, says a dispatch, "rid that city entirgly'of English sparrows, which, were swept by the thousands into Lake Pontcburtrain and the Gnlf and drowned. Many wero also killed by being driven against Douses." According to Edward Everett Hale the beautiful name California" was the crea tion of Senor Don Ordonez de Montalvo, in his Spanish romance entitled "Lergas da Esplandian'publishedin 1510. in which ho mentioned the "Island of California on tho right hand of the Indies, very near the ter restrial paradise." The blackened teeth of the Malays and Siamese are not produced, as has been sup posed heretofore, by coating them with a mixture of betel and lime, but by rubbing the teeth with a paste made from charred cocoanut kernels. This Is carefully applied to the teeth again and again, until a black varnish hides the natural white. A huge toad-stool has appeared every fall forthe .astten years on a low branch of an elm tree, near Woldeck Park, Berlin. 16 stands about 2$ inches high and has a cap almost 2 feet in diameter. Two years ago a policeman picked it, cooked it, and ate, and suffered no bad results from the meal. On September 3 the big toad-stool sprouted for the eleventh time. OffieerMusgrove ascended to the dome of the granite capitol at Austin, Tex., to in spect the swarm of bees which had settled, in the nostrils of the statue of the Goddess of Liberty. The figure is 17 feet high and surmounts the dome, which is over 300 feet high. Over Musgrove says there are prob ably several barrels of honey in the bronze head of the goddess. A Georgia doctor has a different method of dealing with burglars from locking them up or shooting them. The other night ha caught one in a closet in an upstairs room, and, seizing him, bore him to the yard, where be fastened him to a post and pro ceeded to flog him. The man begged for mercy, but the doctor did not stop until ha bad administered 150 lashes. The Arlington (Wash.) Timet pnts it abont right when it says: Chinese wishing to get into this country go over to Victoria and take out naturalization papers, swearing allegiance to the Queen of England. Then, ns naturalized British subjects, they Jauntily step across tho line into the United States, whistling, "What are you going to do, brothor, what are 3-ou going to do?" as they pass sue customs ouicers. A remarkable weather change is re ported to have occurred at Orenburg, Rus sia, on November 19, 1890. After a tempera ture of 3S degrees with heavy rain there waa a fall to 16 decrees below zero In 20 minutes. Some 30 Kirghizes who were returning to Orenburg, were drenched with tho rain, then frozen on their horses. Ton of them had been found and the others werebclngsought for. Many horses and other animals suc--cumbed to the cold. The conditions of warfare have been so radically changed by smokeles-i powder and mngazlno rlfles.eflcctlveata mileand a half, that European Governments are seeking for devices that will afford protection to sol diers. Austria and France are experiment ing with shields for this purpo-o. V com mittee of the French War Office have re ported in favorof a buckler of aluminum and copper. They think that a shield can be made out of this combination light enongh to be carried without serious diffi culty, and strong enough to stop even the moderate rifle bullet, except at very close quarters. An English syndicate recently sent an expert mining engineer to look up the old gold mines In Portugal- He struck ono of the old Roman mines worked In the days of Ca;snr Augustus. In those days they cut down tho vein, and this vein wns 500 feet deep beforo pay rock was reached. Tho mine was open for an area of ten ac.-es or more nn to the surface, every foot of ground having been taken off. The debris u round the90 old mines could be worked over at a Firoflt wcTe they In America, but in Portugal t would cost too much for the transporta tion of machinery. Alettcr nine years on its travels is a rare occurrence nowadays. On Septembers, lSs HerrL., living In Prcnzlau, sent a letter to bis brother at the Wellington Hotol, Christ church, New Zealand. Tho letter arrived safely, but never reached tho hands of the person to whom it was addrc-od: and now, aftcrnlne years' straying, has been, through the postofflce in Berlin, returned to the sender. Numerous German, English and French postmarks and remarks cover tho envelope, and apparently it was for a long time unnoticed iu the letter box at the Wellington Hotel. Tho envelope bears the English postmark October 3, 1SS2, the date of its arrival at the hotel. Another date is June 8, 1891, with the Inscription, "Nan re clame" and "Not called for." It then went back to Germany. On August 18 it fell into the bands of the sender at Prenxlau. His brother, to whom it was sent, died long since. BHYNBXEJ KHYMELUTS. "My, how that breaker roared!" said Jennie, on the seashore. "Yes. That fat man In bathing. itepped on Its undertow," answered Harry. Harper's Jlaiar. I cannot love my fellowmen, To me they can't be dear, Becanse my love Is all used up On girls from year to yea,-. .v T.Ueraia, .Magistrate Name, please? Prisoner-John Swayback. YourOnor. Magistrate Is that your real name Prisoner-No. Your Honor, I'm traveling In cognito. Judge. Her eyes the diamond's brilliance own, Her rnby month the cherry's redness mocki. Her heart, I'm sad to say. Is one of stone. Yet loved Is she because she has therocks. Indianapolis Journal. "That's a pretty old alligator, -I guess," r marked one tourist to another as a huge cayman opened his cavernous Jaws and took In a young darkey that bad recklessly ventured into the river. "He may be oil." remarked the other, "but lie's evidently got a good deal of the boy la him yet." Boston Uourter-Journal. Lady of the House It seems f o me your bill Is very large. The other Iceman we had didn't charge ns half as much. Iceman He didn't? Well. er. yon see. lady, ray Ice Is a good deal colder than his. X T. Press. TWO WISHES. Winkle I wish I could devise gome way of hanging up my clothes. Nodd I wish I could devise some way of getting them out artcr I have hnng them up. Clothier and Furnisher. Teacher Can any of you boys tell ma where Ma lerla Is to be found? Jack (the son of a wine merchant! Tes sir-in 1 ray father's ceUar. Cincinnati Timit, 1 . -.','- J ' - " . ' ,