16 3 THE PTTTSBUE G, DISPATCH. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER ST, 1891 saying that (idiot that I am) eversinoe her final sitting, which was two-weeks ago yes-derdav." lie &liot out of the room at his usual bnslc mnMe, ana Lexington loiioweu mm. The ttudio, a great northern chamber, blazed with gorgeousness. Through an immense window the light poured upon yards of costly tissues and hundreds of curios. On the easel was the portrait to which Alouzo had just referred. He stood staring at it for several moments with folded arms. "Dear old Eric Thaxterl" he said. "You always told me the truth, you swore I could only "paint about one good picture every five years, and I believe you, you were right. Was there ever such a slow coach?" "Erie Thaxter?" muttered Lexington. "I remember him at school in Vevey." "We afterward studied together at the same atelier in Paris. Erie wasn't ut out for n painter, perhaps, but had done won ders over there as an architect. See this " and he handed Islington a letter, "He's drifted into the good graces of the voungKingof Saltravia; he's built a new royal palace, which they say is a grand suc cess." "And he's very anxious for you to come on and make him a visit," said Lexington, while scanning the letter. "Oh, res. He thinks me a wonderful art critic, tfiough the cempletcst failure as a painter." "How obliging of him," said Lexington, coldlv. He had for some time felt a vague jealousy of this Eric Thaxter, whom Alonzo would "so often mention, even amid the fiurrv and whirl of the life he led. "Head on, Phil, and you'll Fee Eric thinks there's no one with such a flair as I for what's genuine in art. The young King, who is absurdly rich, considering the bmallcoss of his rcalnv, is anxious for home body to prowl through the old Italian monasteries and exhmne forgotten master pieces, besides buying at modem talcs ecrvthinc tlut s-hows transcendent merit." "And actualh iic thinks you would ac- J cept such a poMt.n as that! sneered Lex ington. "Upon my word, Lonz, it ttrikes ma as nlmo-t an insult. Does j our friend suggest any salary?" Alonzo suppressed a yawn. "No; I dare say the grandeur of Knowing His Majesty would lie thought sufficient'" "IndeH" "Oh. ionic now," cried Alonzo, slapping his inend on the shoulder, "it's all only a little Rchenie on Eric's part to have me go over and hob-nob with him in Saltravia." "And so he baits his invitation with the prcspect of meeting a king?" "Oh, poor, dear Eric! Not a all. I don't doubt he's aware that Ve met sev eral." Here Alonzo began to count with cue hand on the outspread lingers of the other. "They've all been so nice to me, too. Let mc think. First, there was the Prince, in London, yc.tr before last. But no, he isn't a kins, is he" "Oh, he'll pass for one. I remember, you saw him a lot of times." "Throush Daisy Bostwiek, yon know. She nnd I were such tremendous chums be fore she married." "D.iisy IJo-twick." smiled Lexington. "That's American, I suppose, for the March ioness of Middlesex." "l'ts, I've played more than one game of poker at the Middlesex in Groscnor Square with H. It. H. Then there was "Cniberto, at Home, of course he was nice to me because lie and the Queen both adore Bessie Southg.Ue, who used to go to school with my sister. Kitty, and is now the Princess Carriole; and Bessie was dimply wet to us tiie minute she heard we were in Borne. And ict me think, haven't I any more royalties to br.ur abont? Yes, there was the King of Servia, whom I took sup per with in Paris year before'last, and oh, I'd forgotten I was presented in Berlin, the Fame ear, at a great ball somewhere to the Emperor of Ger But, no; lie wasn't Em peror then, he was onlv Crown Prince, So sir list is a prettv small once, after ail, isn't it?" "It's large enough for vou to snap vour fingers at a minor potentate like the King of Saltraia. By the way, Lonz, your peo ple will soon be arriving". "Whv don't you dress?" "Dress?" cried Alonzo.ditting both hands and whirling himself round while he sur veyed his attire. "Isn't this good enough in the name of common sense ?" "In the name of decency," replied Lex ington, "it isn't. A velveteen sack coat and a big teuipetuous-looking necktie of brick dust red silk! It won't do at all. You've lots of swagger afternoon things. Ring for j our man, and make him put you Into one of your new London suits. It's positively shameful that you should go downstairs in those Bohemian togs. Your sister, Mrs. Van Santvoord, will be furi ous." "Oh, Kitty's always grumbling at me. I don't mind fier." "But this is the first home entertainment you've given to Miss Keunnird." "True," said Alonzo, while his rattling manner seemed to soften. "But my dear Phil!" he suddenlv resumed, throwing back his head and mating flighty gestures w ith botli hands, "if there's one tiling that dear Kathleen of mine likes about,me it's to have me be myself. True, she's conventional enough; but, ah, when I think of that adorable girl she reconciles me to all the sham and trash of the life we live and the wav we live it!" Lexington furtively gnawed his lip. He had his own secret cynical ideas about the sincerity of this new sweetheart whom his young millionaire friend had chosen. "Oh, well," he returned, rather grimly, "if you want to defy convention it doesn't matter. You're so popular that you can. Nobody minds. They, all accept you, and like you the bctirr for being yourself, since it's yourelf they're so fond ct." "Fond!" echoed Alonzo. and with so harshly unwonted a ring in his voice that it made his hearer Etart and stare. He let his flexible frame sink down on tho broad arm of an easy-chair near which he had been ttanding, and his lawny eyes had never shone with stronger seriousness than while he now continued to speak. "You good, kind-hearted Phil! Don't yon tee that my popularity is the merest myth? When I do Sold or queer tilings it isn't I whom they laugh at and make believe that they think fimnj ; it's a fellow with a few thousand a year that he squanders on their amusement. Let late ctrip me of those, Phil, cn& they'd think me as ordinary as their morning bath. I don't want to be a cvnic, and if I did there are come few things that would save me from it. You're one of them " "I?" "Yes, you ring right, somehow 3t least to mv ears vou do." "1'hanks." "And then there's Kathleen. Ah, she ring's right! She's like a perpetual chime of silver bells." "Which vou will soon turn into wedding bells." "In April, my boy you remember, Phil, how I h.ited the thought of marriage till I metier. Then c cry thing changed. I felt like a transformation scene in a pantomime. That bi-j solid lump of prejudice in me gave a sort of click, and there it was. a church altar, with c clergyman or twoVichind it, looking round to se whom ihev could r!3rrv. And do vou know whv tliat lo vel v pirl lias so captured me? Because I be lieve she's without one speck of sham. It iin't her beauty or her brains or her power . of charming you tor she's got all three It's her mighty jjenuiness, Phil. She often seems to mc, ocmiic the women I meet her with, like alive flower that's lost its way among a basket of false ones. Her pctah (the uirliug!) were net purchard at a fancy .hop. Thsv came ireh from the loom of Nature, who spun them with her heart in her work. I find there's so much in that, by the by. Nature's made such crowds and crowds of us while not caring w hethcr Brown w as to ba a poet or a poli tician, Jones a deacon or a dentist. It's only when she goes to work in dead earnest that she turns out her magnificent men and. women." He clasped both hands together with a fervor that in almost anyone else would have been solely comic. "And Kath leen Kennaird is one of tlie last!" "I wonder, "said Lexington, dryly and yet with r. polite air of venture "whether yon have any fceliucs of this sort about Mrs. Kennaird, herinother." A!o:.i.o broke into a high and hearty laugh. ".She's worldliness itself I" ha cried. "Who doubts it? But she's a very pictur esque figure. I like to look at tier. She sweeps through life so. Her chief idea of being happy is to don a new gowji and 'meet people.' She's tremendous as an incarnate idea. I should like to paint her as that. If I could? It would be a great picture. Her eyeglasses would be half lifted, and her head would be a good deal thrown back, and there would be billows of silk or satin, below her waist, and she would have her arms and neck bared, for they're really superb, and well, Fletcher?" Those two last words were addressed to his 'alet who had just appeared at the open, doorway. Guests had begun to arrive, nnd Alonzo hastened down-stairs to receive them. Almost the first greeting he received was one from his sister, Sirs. Van Santvoord. "Lonz," she said, "what on earth do you mean by turning up in that scandalous coat?" "It isn't scandalous, Kitty, it's represent ative." He appealed, in his least reposeful style, to a great lady of fashion who stood at his sister's side. "I'm issuing an edict," he went on, with that kind ot intimate and hysteric loquacity by which he had con trived to shock and yet to amuse many as sociates. "I intend saying, 'Let there be velvet coats at afternoon teas, and there shall be velvet coats.' " The lady, a handsome brunette, grande dame to her finger tips, gave an obstinate shake of her neat bonneted head. ''2io," she declared, "I, for one, shan't agree to any rule so rowdy." "KottdyJ" shouted Alonzo. He caught one ofher gloved hands and peered into her lace with his eyes quizzically twinkling. "Lily, you're a horrid thine, and I'll never be friends with you any more. You don't love me. Lily, you know yon don't." It was the madness of silliness, and im pertinence as well Lilian Poughkeepsie was one of the leaders of the most exclusive set People rarely addressed her except in terms of the strictest courtesy, and her social nod was potent enough to unbar lor a straggler the gilded and filigreed gates of the Four Hundred. Mrs. Van Santvoord, who revered Mrs. PoughkeepsieVjiosition, drew back with a gasp of "Oh. Alonzo, how can vou?" Mrs. Poughkeepsie remained speechless, with hardening face. But Alonzo didn't mind that. "You see," he exclaimed, ap pealing to his sister, "Lily dopsn't love me, and I'm going to receive everybody else in my shirt sleeves. fie took: oil tlie velvet coat and bundled it .under one arm. "This," he continued, "is to be my despair ing posture for the rest of the afternoon." He struck so ridiculous an attitude that Mrs. Poughkeepsie burst into an unwilling scream of mirth. She forgave him, just as everybody else did just as he had been forgiven last week at a very selet cotillon for pretending drunkenness and tumbling flat on his back in the middle of the ball room. And now, while he was reclothing himself, a number of people pressed about him, principally ladies, inquiring what his last madness meant and prepared to roar with laughter at it before they had heard it explained. But a little group remained apart, and in this was a young man who detested him, though glad enough to appear at his festal summons. "Oh, it's only some new coddish prank," said the young man. "He's always behav ing like that." "But he wakes people up so," said a girl who was not a belle and to whom he had been kind. "You wouldn't say that of me," replied the young man, "if I were to carry on so outrageously." The girl gave a pout and a toss of the head. "You're not Alonzo Lispenard,'"she retorted. "Yon mean that I haven't got 52,000,000," whispered the young man in her car, "and that I can't throw awaySSO.OOO every year of niy life in dinners and'danees and frolic for my friends." The girl chose to ignore this burst of bit terness. "Look," she said, "there's Miss Kennaird just coming in with her mother." How sober he gets as he goes to greet her. Tliey say she doesn't approve of his 'lark ing' style." "Well, she may not. How beautiful she "Do you think so?" shrugged the girl. "She's too tall for mv taste, nnd then I don't like her eyes. They're like ice." "Blue ice or green, if you please, with a blaze of sun on it. Besjdes, the long curl of J their black lashes helps them so. And she has a face as delicate as an orchid." "How can she wear that black velvet trimmed with sables," puwued the girl. "They say these Kennaird's haven't but 54,000 a ear to live on." "Oh, make it 55,000." "Nobody really knows just how much. But still; they're poor. Do you suppose it's possible that " and here the girl lowered her voice, which a sweet clash of hidden violins would in any case have drowned an instant later. Kathleen Kennaird smiled right and left, but it seemed to certain observers that her manner toward her accepted suitor was peculiarly cold. This little afternoon ten, as he chose to call it, was given in her honor. Not more than 30 people had been asked, and those were the ones Kathleen had specially desired. Tea, it is true, was served in the most exquisite porcelain cups; but this potion proved, as it were, only an excuse for other refreshments. Almost before they knew it the guests found them selves seated at little tables, eating ter rapin and sipping frozen champagne. Then, in a little while, a soprana voice was heard'singing from "Tristan." "That's Lili Lchmann, or I'll be shot," presently muttered Lexington, who knew nothing of t'lis Burprive, so characteristic of Alonzo; and soon the great singer appeared, con ducted by the host himself, ner beautiful face wreathed in smiles. Nearly all the women crowded about her with" cries of gratulation and welcome. Amid the genial clamor Kathleen Kennaird took the chance of saving to her lover: "You have been doing another wild thing." "What do you mean?" he queried, with infantile innocence. "Oh. last night at the Gramercey Club. You'll not -deny, surely, that vou blacked your face and went in at dessert to the large dinner Harry Madison was giving, as a negro banjo p"layer, and that nobody found vou out until a wisp of your light hair lijppened tb show under your wig. "That's really delicious!" Alonzo said. "My face was no more blacked than yours is now and heaven knows there are roses and lilies enough there! 'd promised to be at the dinner, and reached the Gramercev shamefully late. So I sent from the cluB for my banjo (which, by the way, I detest as an instrument and play horrifcly) merely for the purpose " Kathleen shook her head in a deploring way as he paused. "For the purpose of doing fomcthing horribly odd," she said, "confess it, you may as well." "But the ulackiug of the face is all non sense. Johnny Chadwick got me a black mask from one of .the waiters. I dare say it had been worn at some servants' masked ball and happened to be lying about some where in tic club. I put it on alter send ing for the banjo. It was all Johnny's idea not the banjo, but the mask. I merely wanted to go into the dinner with a little music, as I'd gotthere so scandalously late. Everything else, 'that you've heard is the sheerest rubbish. " Kathleen laid a slim, gloved hand on his arm. "Well, well," she faltered. "Allow that yoa were maligned that time, Alonzo. But taKing olt your coat a tew minutes be f oto mamma and I appeared ! Oh, I heard of it; never mind who told me. And these dreadful escapades of yours get into the newspapers. They must stop out of re spect to me, Alonzo, they should stop 1 You cheapen yourself by indulging in them ! No one likes you the better for them, and things arc said behind your back which you don't realize, because you trust your friends so implicitly." "I don't trust many friends, Kathleen," came the low-voiced answer. "But I trust you, and you're the only real friend I have in the world. Now, believe me, there shall be a reformation. From this moment I promise you. When you marry me next April you shall marry a man xehp hasn't kicked up his heels for weeks." The music burst forth again as Alonzo finished speaking. When the revelers were invited to re-enter the two front drawing rooms chairs had been arranged for a cotil lon. "Philip Lexington led the dance with Mrs. Van Santvoord, at Alonzo's request Through the first figure the participants.. imagined mat it was only an impromptu dance. But suddenly they were called upon to take it more seriously, since before the first figure ended bouquets of the rarest flowers had begun to circulate, and by 6 o'clock, when the final strains of the musi cians were sounding, jeweled fans had been lavished on the ladies for favors and the gentlemen had received catseye scarfpins set round with tiny pearls. It had all been a sumptuous and yet charm incly tasteful tribute to the sweetheart of thehost. ' People pressed Alonzo's hand in their ardent praise of his festivity, and told him that the entertainment had been a blended astonishment and delight. Mrs. Kennaird, who had not danced, but who had watched the cotillion with her grand air at its grandest, whispered to her prospective son-in-law, just as he was slipping from the room, having in his hand a card which a servant had lately given him: "Yonr tribute to dear Kathleen has been perfectly enchanting." "So glad you liked it so glad," returned Alonzo, as he receded from the lofty lady's view. The card which he held was from his uncle, Mr. Crawford Lispenard, head of the great banking house, Lispenard & Chiches ter. "Mv dear Uncle Crawford!" he said, grasping the hand of a big man with iron grav side whiskers, who stood in the hall, vi e meet so seldom, but when we do meet it shouldn't be like this. I know you hate society, dear old boy. Still you'll come up and see my sweetheartj won't you? I'm giving her a little afternoon dance. You know, "Uncle Crawford, you and she must meet, sooner or latter. Why, you're sort of pale and queer locking; what's the matter?" "Alonzo," said Mr. Crawford Lispenard, in a husky voice, "I I must speak with you, and speak quite privately." Alonzo's eyes swept tire face that he knew so well and dearly loved. This monetary potentate, this prinoe of finance, his dead father's trusted brother, who had been to himself and his sister such a model of all devoted guardianship, in trouble! It seemed incredible. "You're somehow not yourself!" he ex claimed, momentarily careless of the watch ing footman. "Oh, Uncle Crawford, it isn t- .' andhedrew bacK,with a Jaugh on his lips, but an anxious cloud in his gaze. "It isn't any nonsense of mine that you'yo been hearing o'f ?" "No, no, Lonz. Can't we be alone to gether soon? I'll come back later or ven'll come to me;" and the gentleman, a little bewilderedly, turned toward the door, reaching forth a fluttered hand as if to grasp its knob. Alonzo caught that hand between both his own. He had held it for an instant be fore, but not till then had he realized how cold it was. "Light my studio at once," he said to a servant, recalling that the winter day was now completely darkened. The man sprang upstairs to obey his bidding, and Alonzo followed him at ins uncle's side. "The idea of your rushing off like that, Uncle Crawford! Yon come here so seldom that you're not to be 'released so easily when you do come." The long, melodious wailings of the waltz music floated up to them as they ascended the stairs. After several seconds Alonzo suddenly turnd to his companion. "Upon my word. Uncle Crawford," he recommenced, "if there were any bad news that you could bring me, I should imagine you nad brought it now." Mr. Lispenard paused. They were at the door of the studio. He put a hand on his nephew's shoulder and stared gloomily into his face. "I do bring you bad news, my boy. I I bring you horrible news," he said. Alonzo felt himself whiten. In a flash he divined what was meant. It could only be one thing. The ground swung beneath his feet as he passed with his uncle across the threshold of the studio and closed its door behind them both. CHAPTER IX Mr. Lispenard sank into one of the rich chairs. It chanced to be a Venetian piece of furniture, and his gaunt' frame and elderly visage, both so clearly touched with modern meanings, made an odd contrast with the velvet and carvings of this archaic seat "You said horrible news Uncle Craw ford?" Alonzo dragged forth the wprds while his gaze wandered among the tumultuous beauties of the room, though it possibly did bo without seeing one of them.- "Yes, my boy. The firm has gone.It's been Chichester's work. No one knew. I think some woman has been dragging him into the whole horror a middle-aged man like that. He's drawn enormous sums and gambled them away. It must have been going on for a good while. You see, I was eareless about the books. I left all that to Chichester; my confidence in him was so perfect. I might, of course, have suspected. I knew that he lived high, be longed to fashionable clubs, entertained troops of friends. But there was so much money for his share that I never dreamed he could even spend his, own income from year to year. And all the time he was plunging into your money, into your sis ter's, into mine. There's one Wall street operation alone by which ho must have lost two millions. And he's been so infernally crafty with it all! Even ill dyins he show ed a certain shrewdness, waiting till the very last enjoyable moment before he killed him self." "Killed himself," echoed Alonzo. "Haven't yon seen the evening papers?" milord nn linn In '(f'hirtliaatn i n , fmmrl replied his uncle. "Chichester was found in his" bedroom at 2 o'clock to-day, shot through the head, and evidently by h'is own hand.7' There was now a silence, during which Alonzo stole up to his uncle's side and be gan to stroke that gentleman's grayish locks and nat one of his shoulders with affection ate fervor. "Under Crawford," he said, "you musn't let this awful thing affect yon too much. . . Now that I look at you closer I see just how jaded and upset you are. I'm so sorry for you indeed, indeed I am!" Crawford Lispenard's eyes filled with tears. He was called by the world a rather frigid old celcbate, and he was known to live a lonely and loveless life. Perhaps in thirty years he had never really wept until now. "You're sorry for me, Xonz?" he murmured. "And you don t think of yourself-4 you don't think ?" "un, yes, l ao, the nephew broke in. He went and touched a bell, coming back to his uncle's side, with a faint, fluttered laugh leaving his lips. "That is, I'm" be ginning to think ot myself. Hut it's all so btrange, so dazing, don't you know?" When his bell-touch was answered he said a lew words to the servant, who presently brought a goblet of champagne, which he insisted on having his uncle sip. Then, when Mr. Lispenard had evidently felt the aiding effects of the stimulant, Alonzo went oown stairs with him to his carnage. "I must turn np among my guests," he ex plained, "or they'll think this one of my rankest capers and I'm always cutting up capers; at least everybody tells me so. There, go home, and I'll join you between now and 10 o'clock, surelv. Don't worry ton mnnh Things may not be so frightfully bad for us, after alL" And he insisted on going, with his uncle down the, stoop bareheaded into the biting air, and closing the carriage door with his own hands. Then he returned to his guests, who were wondering at his absence, 'He heard a voice whispering in his ears above the gay strains of the music. "You've lost everything," said the voice; "you and Kitty are paupers I" But w.hen people asked him whither he had gone he made light answers, and in the very teeth of a generally-announced departure he bade the musicians strike up a polka, and danced at his merriest pace with two or three dif ferent partners. Thefaiewells now followed, and, except for Kathleen, her mother, his sister, Mrs. Van Santvoord, and five or six other, loiter ers, the rooms were soon deserted. "You're to dine' with us this evening," Kathleen said to him. "No. I can't." "You can'tf Why? has any thing happened?" "Yes; and he quickly told her of the suicide of his uncle's partner. "It will cause great trouble, you under standpecuniary trouble. I am afraid that there is disgrace behind the suicide. It looks as if Chichester had robbed the firm of large amounts. " He bated to tell her that his wealth had vanished into air, though he felt securely certain that she would brim with compas sion and devotion the moment that she learned the full truth. Had thev not had many sweet confidential talks together be fore their engagement and since? And during such talks had he not seen straight into her frank, disinterested young soul? Long ago, however, he had realized that her mother was the essence of cold-blooded, mundane ambition, and that she had sanc tioned herdaughter's betrothal from motives that were in the main sordid ones. "Don't mention money-losses to your mother, my dearest," he said. "I would rather speak to her on that point myself." Then, with a meaning pressure of her hand, he added: "If I don't see you again this evening I shall be wretched. But I must talk with Kitty, and after that my poor uncle, who is half-crazed by the suddenness of this blow, will need me at his house. Still, I will try to get to you, but if I fail, forgive me and pity me! Very soon afterward Kathleen left with her mother. It chanced that Alonzo noted the parting look which Mrs. Kennaird swept about those luxurious rooms. It seemed to say, that look of hers, "My child will soon be installed here, mistress" of all this grace and grandeur." And Alonzo, with a secret catching of the breath, be thought himself of the dizzy downfall which this woman's ambition must soon sus tain. He pitied her, it was his natnre to do that; and yet already he could feel his spirit stirred against her by forces of antasonism and revolt. What trouble might she not maive, in imperiously disappointed way, lor the daughter whose bright nuptial future would have grown null? But thank heaven, Kathleen's love was proof against all sua sion of this merely sordid kind. Against that stanch fortress the maternal guns might thunder futile broadsides. Just as Mrs. Van Santvoord was gliding from the room, her brother and she met face the Kennairds into their rather shabby hired carriage. His eyes were sparkling a little unwontedly, and he had not the least hint of color. "Oh, Kitty," he said, "I forgot to tell you something. I wish you would stay here about ten minutes or so longer, won't you?'' "Stay?" whined Mrs. Van Santvoord, and Bhc looked toward the gentleman at her side. He was her latest caprice, and she rarely appeared anywhere without him. He had an amber mustache, and babyish blue eyes. "I've promised Mr. Pettigrew," she be gan, "that" "You'd walk home with him?" finished Alonzo. "Jack will excuse you this once, I'm sure." And he laid a hand onthe shoul der of Mr. Pettigrew, who instantly pro duced a smile that was a union of flawless teeth and two highly-developed dimples. But when her "Jack" had gone and she was left alone in the vacated drawing rooms with her brother, Mrs. Van Santvoord gave a long, bored.sigb, "I told, them not to bring the carriage, Lonz," she fumed, dropping into a chair. "Hector said he might turn up, but he hasn't and you know he never does any eariniy ining mat ne promises he 11 da So now you'll have to send me home in your carriage, for it's freezingly cold out side, let alone being dark as pitch. And I ought to have got home an age ago. I refused the Bartholomew's dinner because it's a Patriarchs' ball night. Oh, 1 know you're not going because for some reason le Kennairds haven't been asked. But that's nothing to me, Lonz. you know, and I'vo promised to dance the cotillon with that dear, lovely Mark Manhattan." "! yes,',' replied Alonzo musingly. "Is he the expected successor of Jack Petti grew?" "Lonz, how can you!" reproached his sister. "The word 'successor' is perfectly insulting. I don't know what you mean by it!" She was very prettv as she sat there be fore her brother, witii her trim, neat figure, her clear-cut, supercilious little blonde face, her Parisian gown and its harmonious ad junct of a jaunty bonnet. The late dance had given her cheeks a becoming pink tint; her foes were apt to say of her that she was too pale, and perhaps a few of them said it because they wanted to tempt her into rouzhing, which would have been a salient peg on which to hang their slurs. The "Hector" to whom she had just referred was her husband, whom she had married when she was only 18, eloping with him for that purpose, and whom it was whispered that she now gave a handsome yearly al lowance i-n the double capacity o'f letting her alone and not'appearing to let her alone too'much. "Hector nas every conceivable vice, she had said not lonir asro to her brother, "except that of incivility. He is so refreshingly polite to me. I dare say L might have tried to get a divorce from him three or four years ago if it hadn't been for his beautiful manners." To be Continued next Sunday. Copyrighted, 1891, by the Author? Mianot, PERIODICAL NEURALGIA CAUSED BY MALARIAL POISON. The Greatest Remedy of tho Ago for JTever and Agne, Chills and Fever and All of tho Irregular Torms of Malarial Diseases Extract From a Lecture by Dr. S. B. Ilartman, Columbus, O. Malarial headache (or hemicrania) is a pain extending above the eyebrows around the head, with regular interval, coming on about 1 or 2 i m., growing more severe lrom 4 to 5 p. M., and finally disappears alter sundown. It may occur in the morn- iug, or at noon, and in some cases at sun rise, increasing until noon, gradually disap pearing in the afternoQn, giving a perfect intermission during the night. Malarial neuralgia generally attacks one side of the face or head, cither the temple or above one eye. The regular appearance or disappearance of the neuralgia is pre cisely the same as in other forms of malarial disease, presenting a regular recurrence and distinct interval of relief. It may also attack any other part of the body face, teeth, shoulder, muscles of the chest, eta, etc Whenever a pain is caused by malaria it has either a distinct intermission, as in intermittent fever, or a remission, as in re mittent lever. A lady called to see me some time ago who was complaining of amost excruciating pain of her right knee, which returned at 2 p. M, and continued with great severity till G p. jr., gradually lessening, entirely ceas ing at 10 p. M., returning the next day at 2 P.tM. This had been going on for two months without cessation. She had been treated with quinine in small and large doses: had cut and blistered the knee: nspd electricity and many varieties of linimenta It was a typical case or malarial neuralgia of the knee. I ordered her to take, durin" the intermission, a wineglassful of Pe-ru-na every two hours until four dosps worn taken, after which a tablespoonful every hour during the remainder of the intermis sion, until the time for the next spell has passed. And when "the disease stopped a tablespoonful every two hours during the day for 10 or 15 days, or until the cure should be certain to be permanent. This treatment is exactly what I would advise in all of the above-presoribed cases. It will cure every case. Also in all cases of chills and fever or other malarial diseases when there is a distinct intermission. In cases of indistinct malaria, without any positive chill or fever, Pe-ru-na should be taken as directed on the bottle. For a complete treatise on malaria, chills and fever and ague, send for The Family Physician No. 1. Sent free by the Peruna Medicine Company, Columbus, O. GOSSIP OFJM DAY. The Advent of Lord Hawfce and His Band of English Cricketers. LA8T OP THE OLD CURIOSITY SHOP. Ensslan Possession of Constantinople Was Peter the Great's Dream. CAEEEE OP A NOTED FEENCE ACTEESS tWRnTEN TOR TH3B DISPATCH. The belles and beaux of this country have a new lion in the person of the lately ar rived Lord Hawke, an English peer ot more mnscular than intellectual develop ment, who comes over here to show our ath letes how to play the interesting, but some what longsome, gamo o f cricket. Lord Hawke is a descend ant of the Edward Hawke, who signally Lord Hawke. defeated a Frcpeh squadron in Quiberon Bay in November, 1759, for which he was made Baron Hawke of Towton, York. Ed ward was a brave fellow, but aside from the exploit mentioned was not guilty of any thing else worth talking about. Our visitor Js a comely chap, with a superabundance of anima spirits, and who would rather distinguish himself in the athletic field than on the floor of the House of Lords, of which he is a member. He brings with him, as promised 'in TheDis-" patch of a few weeks since, a club of cricketers, who think to have fine sport with our exponents of the English national game, but, inasmuch as outside of the leader and Mr. S. M. J. "Woods, the famous bowler, the retinue is Bomewhat common place, the Americans should be able to givo them a rather warm argument. The Old Cariosity Shop. At the corner of "little Portsmouth street and near Lincoln's Inn Fields, London, stands an odd, misshapen building and so frail looking and worn are its weather beaten sides, that apparently a slight jar would cause the entire structure to tumble in a heap to the ground. Appearances are deceitful, however, and the antique house yields only to the hand of man, alter time's destroying touch hag foiled. On the outer wall of the second story there are but two can be read in uncouth lettering, "The Old Curiosity Shop," and the old man who keeps the most remarkable collection of old books, enrios, eta, in the town, on the ground floor, will tell you that this is the very house used as the title and the princi pal scene of Dickcn's famous story. There are some who believe the theory connecting The 0?4 Curiosity Shop. 'the building with the pathetic tale anything but authentic. They accept as argument the statement made at the end, in which Kit and Barbara's family, visiting the place in which the former's little mistress lived, find "new improvements had altered it so much, it was not like the same. The old house had long ago been pulled down and a fine broad road was in its place. There is nolhing, however, to disprove that this idoa is purely imaginary on the author to enhance the finish of the story. In fact, the appearance of the place to-day is such as to warrant the belief that this is the identical little shop of the story, even though the "suits of mail, standing like ghosts in armor," and the face of sweet "Little Nell" arc all missing. To one of sentimental temperament it is not difficult to weave the confused stacks of odds and ends standing in the gloom of the little shop into characters of the story, from the midst of which peers the patient, wistful face of the little heroine, whom the people of every clime have loved. Some Interesting Surroundings. On the l"ft of the illustration will be noticed a projecting corner of a building which, with the lamp above the doorway, has the appearance of a tavern or nublio house. Such, indeed, it is, and a famous one at that. Dickens made use of it as "tho public" favored by Mr. Lowten and Mr. Pickwick under the name of the "Magpie and Stump," although it is now known as "The Black Jack," the name given it by the author having been transferred from a hostelry some distance auay to suit his own purpose. There is a storv not very au thentic thatthe most of "The Old Curiosity Shop" was written within its walls. How ever, there is not the slightest doubt that the place has been the resort of many famous characters in its day. It was a con venient rendezvous for the old-time actors connected with the theater of Lincoln's Inn Fields, among whom may be mentioned the celebrated low comedian Joe Miller. It was also much frequented by artists during the last ci atury, and to this day paintings and sketches made during their leisure mo ments can be traced on the grimy walls. Another name, more notorious than dis tinguished, is connected with the place. Bight above the projection forming the lower story is a window, from which sprang Jack Sheppard while closely pursued by the thief catcher, Jonathan Wild. It was long known and is still spoken of as "The Jump," as the result of this exploit. With such recollections, is it any wonder the place is a familiar one and much fre quented by American visitors, who will miss it and the interesting old building across the way when they are torn down to make room for the improvements proposed and about to be made in the vicinity? Story of a Great Estate. I noticed an item" in a newspaper a few days ago, directing attention to the late Duke ot Cleveland s immense wealth, which had greatly increased since it came into bis hands on the death of his father in 1862, at which time it con sisted of an annual income of 5530,000, derived from real es- Duke of Cleveland. tate and J4.500.090. Tlie item referred to might have been made much njore interest ing by addingthe fact that this great for tune will be disseminated by w.ill to numer ous relatives, ns it was absolutely at the dis posal of the old nobleman with whom the title dies ont, he having no children or brothers. The climax in the career of this familv is noteworthy, considering the fact that for 300 years, or since the first duke of the-name married the last Duke of Bolton's daughter, they have been steadily accumu lating wealth. I also noticed astatement in another jour nal, seeking to prove that the family was 3gWi,fmojpJ Iff not especially distlngnished,and in thosams sentence acknowledging the late Dnke to be a lineal descendant of the Vane family, of which Cromwell's great rival, the famous Sir Harry, was a member. It would be hard to define distinction, if a house brought into being through gallant achievements on the bloody field of Poietiers by one Sir Henry Vane, and still more honored hv succeeding Vanes, in an unbroken line down to the pre sent day, is unworthy of it. Secret of the Eastern Question. An Eastern authority, treating of the Eu ropean situation, in an exceedingly interest-ing-and instructive way, says: "If you look at the map you will see that the possession of Constantinople is a practical necessity to full development of the Bussian empire,and that it would make that empire so complete that the interest of every other power is against such possession. And this is sub stantially 'The Eastern Question.' " The situation could not be explainedbetter. The The Bussians, controlling one-third of En rope and all the way across Asiato the shores of the Pacific, comprising, in a straight line of territory, almost naif the circumference of the globe, have no water outlet in the West excent the Arctic Ocean. Just previous to the above, however, the writer says thatthe idea that Russia believes herself to be the rightfnl owner of Con stantinopleand hopes to see the time when the cross will "replace the crescent on the mighty basilica of Justiian," is purely sentimental. It is not entirely sentimental for jt was one of the ambitions of Peter the Great. Tlie old shipbuilder dreamed nearly 200 years ago that Constantinople was the Borne of the Greek Church." Fixed in that conviction he pointed steadily southward and said that there, in Byzantium, by the blue Bosphorus, Bussia must erect her St. Teter's and establish the throne of her czar- Eopes. He willed that determination to is posterity, it has been strenuously pur sued, but, as well-known is not yet con sumated. Still every succeeding Czar accepts the responsibility and looks forward with confidence to accomplishing the task. Career of Madame Agar. How ralnbow-hke are some lives. OutH of obscurity they rise and into it they fall. In the heyday of their careers; when they have rquired position, wealth and influence they are in full glory, as the rainbow is in its greatest beanty when nearest the zenith. The simile has often occurred to me, the last time Mme. Agar. a week or so ago, when I read of Madame Agar, the French actress' death in far Al giers, the end in this case being brightened through honors nnd attentions paid the corpse, which would have been better ap preciated during life. Nearly 60 years ago a little child singing in the cafes of Paris attracted the attention of LeontineCharvin, who assisted, educated and brought her before the public in after years. She made her debut in Bachel's favorite "Phedre," and then created the part of Faustina in a plav by Louis Bouilhet At the Odeon she made a great sensation in 1869 in Coppee's play, "La Passant," playing the part of Sylvia. During the siege of Paris, a year or bo latert she was a well-known figure in the hospitals, where she acted as nurse. She then fell into disfavor and took to wander ing from country to country, the last trip proving fatal. The members of the Comedie Francaise subscribed 1,000 francs to have the body brought to Paris and buried there, knowing that to be the dead actress' last wish, which her poverty and a good-for-nothing husband made impossible. All of the most famous actors in France attended the obsequies, and the hearse and coffin were buried out of sight under floral offerings, and inthe funeral oration Pastor Hirsch ap propriately enough compared her sad. wandering life with that ot her name-sako of the Bible, Hagar. The Fall of Ancient Sanaa. This is a big world of ours, so big, In fact, that stupendous events often take place in some quarters of it, which civili zation with all its news facilities never hears of. The fact is impressed upon us when ancient.Sanaa, a town of 40,000 inhab itants, situated in the land of Sheba, is captured by warring insurgents, and our only intelligence of the affair is conveyed in a two-line paragraph. This town was once the capital of the Imans of Yemen, and is beautifully situated at the foot of the Jcbel Nikkum Mountains. Some of the old palaces are magnificent specimens of architecturej and the Hebrew quarter would also be a picturesque locality if it had not been so repeatedly destroyed by fanatical Mohammedans. Although walled in, the town was without doubt an easy prey to the besiegers, as it had no defenses except some worn-out cannon. In tho vicinity are most interesting an tiquities, Sanaa being erected amid the rums left by a people who were the de scendants of Solomon's favorite; a people who held the key to India and trafficked in the gold, precious stones, perfumes, incense and spices that came from that country 300 years before the time of Christ Koyal Families In Case of War. In the event of a war in Europe of any considerable note, the relationship existing between quite a number of the royal fami lies will be somewhat strained. Let us imagine that Germany and France pitch into each other as they surely will before long; then Bussia, England and others take sides or be drawn into the affair as is almost certain to be the case, the first named on the side of France and the other with Ger many. In that event Fnsland has a future Queen the Princess of Wales who would no doubt be embittered against a much loved sister of former days, in the present Empress of Bussia. King George, of Greece, will also Be unfriendly to his British relatives, as he loves not England since Jtcaconsheld robbed him ot a chance to secure his proper possessions at the Berlin apportionment, follow ing the Bnssian-Turkish war and while his son, iti whose favor he proposes abdicating shortly, may hold the same opinions, he will look with a gentler eye toward England's ally, Germany, as it is from that land he got his wife. Two Bussian princes of the royal house are mated with Germans, and a princess is the present Dnchess of Edinburgh, and a daughter-in-law of the Queen oi England. Truly, a royal mixup. But the most curious position is that of Denmark. The reigning familv of that country has powerful relations in England, Russia, France, Germany and Greece, and it will be interesting to know whose cause it wonld espouse in the inevitable conflict to come. Indications point to Bussia as the favored one, the English newspapers al ready containing rumors to the effect that Bussia successful means the Czarina will de mand the ann exation of Schleswig-Holsteiu with Denmark to her father's kingdom. WlLKIE. A Tew Wise Sayings. ' Something lo boot Blacking. A Governmental net The Cabinet A familiar countenance in Alabama The Mobile. Puffed up A steamer to BrownsviUe. The frog's favorite year Leap year. An ocean tonic The Teutonic. Strikes oil The wieI2 A cane that the dude doesn't carry The hurricane. Penabth. Greenland Has No Stamps. Greenland has no postage stamps. Not a great deal of mail matter leaves the coun try.' That which the Kite's party sent was stamped by the Governors with Danish stamps, taken to Denmark in the trading vessels, and there mailed. Df CONGRESS. Ex-Chief Clerk Lloyd. Tells How the First Negroes Were Eeceiyed. E0BEET BROWS ELLIOT'SORATORY. The Pint Btate to Betel nad the Black Eepresentative. First CHANGES m SOCIAL DISTINCTIONS rWKlTTKK TOR THE D1SPATCH.1 On one Fourth of July I strolled out from my office in the Capitol, and observed a large number of the colored population of both sexes seated on the iron settees in tho East Park in the quiet enjoyment of the day; their faces beaming with evident satis faction over the situation There was an old negro man whose head was whitened o'er with the frosts of many years, with his hands resting on the top of the picket fence, which then surrounded the park, and his chin resting on his hands, and indulging in an audible soliloquy. Cnnons to know what was the subject of his meditations, I approached cautiously behind him and heard him murmur: "Good Lawd, how times is changed." "What is the matterwith the" times?" I inquired. "Why," said he, "I kin remember when dey wouldn't let no culled pussons go into dat yard, and now dem cheers is all full of em." The times had indeed changed. From the auction block, on which in the very shadow of the Capitol of a nation based upon the doctrine, as its fundamental principle, of the equality of all men, but which, in ap parent insensibility to the strange inconsis tency, doomed a race to perpetual servitude, to the Legislative halls of the same nation, was a stride and a contrast such as the an nals of mankind had perhaps never re corded. THE B-ACK EACE XS CONGRESS. It was but a few years before that the nation, by the lips of" the Chief Justice, had. declared that there were slave races, and already, as if in mockery of the declaration. Sumner's wish, expressed on the floor of the Senate, that he might live to see repre sentatives of that race occupying seats in both Halls of Congress, had been realized, so lar as tlie one branch was concerned, and if he had lived about a year longer would have been fully realized by the admission of one of them to the Senate.' The appearance of the colored members in the House of course created a good deal of a sensation and caused some of the old moss backs doubtless to shiverwith apprehension; as did the Ephesian worshipers of Diana nearly 2,000 years before, lest the world should be turned upside down. But the earth continned to revolve on its axis as be fore, and the seasons to come and go as was their wont. All the same it was a novel sight a negro in Congress! Not altogether agreeable, even to some at least of the Eep resentatives from the Northern States, at a time when the white citizens of the Quaker City had not yet conquered the bad habit of throwing a street car off the track if a re spectable colored woman was allowed to ride in it. The race prejudice is difficult if not impossible wholly to eradicate, whether it be natural or acquired, as the small progress made in this direction since the emancipa tion of the negro abundantly proves. The problem has not yet been solved, and he will be a wise man who can find its proper solution. OTIE TITEOET AND THE PRACTICE. Of course it is easy to settle it on abstract theory. There was no difficulty about the theory as regards the governm'ent, but it was grossly disregarded in practice during tne nrst three-quarters ot a century ot our organized existence, and it was only on the occasion of which I write that the nntinn was made for the nrst time absolutely true to the declared purpose of its origin and the gross inconsistency that had theretofore marred the symmetry of our political system forever abrogated. The theory was well stated by Fred Douglass in a speech some years ago, in which he said: "People are everlastingly asking what is to be done with the negro. I answer simply nothing. Just let him alone. If yon find him on the way to school let him alone. If you find him on his way to church let him alone. If you find him advancing on the high way of progress let him alone. If you find me on my way to Congress let me alone. I guess it I can stand Congress, Congress can stand me. Let the negro alone to work ont his own destiny, whether he goes np or goes down, God's will is done." This seems to be a correct view of the matter, and yet somehow it doesn't work so smoothly as we could wish. There is still the repugnance on the part of the white race to the social equality which is a con comitant of civil and political equality, and yet even this is wanting in particular rela tions. Tlie repugnance to riding in a publio conveyance with a negro does not prevent riding in pretty close proximity to him in a carriage of which he is the driver. The re pugnance to having a negro woman in our company does not obtain when she is the nurse of our children. . z r MARRTAGE OF THE RACES. Very recently in this city there was a case of a young white man of excellent character and good family falling desper ately in love with a young quadroon girl in the "Census Office, who was regarded as ono of the most beautiful girls in Washington; indeed so attractive was she that the vonnfr ' men. as perhaps even some of the old bald- i ...... . .... ..I heads, gathered in rows along the sidewalk to drink in her loveliness as she passed to and fro from the office. The youn man's parents were, of conrse, shocked at the idea of his marrying her, and the girl's mother remonstrated ajainst it, pointing out to him that his family would never admit his v. ife into their circle; that he wonld be debarred from society, and that she would be a dead weight to hini all his life. But love laughs prudence to scorn. He married her and emigrated to one of the new States of the Far West in the hope that they might live there free from social ostracism, which they can only do just so long as the African taint in her blood re mains undiscovered. Recognizing this probability, it was in his pre-nuptial plan, if it should occur, to remove from the West to France, where there is no such preju dice. There is one point at which Fred Dong lass' theory breaks down. Although a white man may occasionally become so in fatuated, as in the instance just mentioned, the time has not arrived, and it is doubtful if it ever jrill, when a refined white man will voluntarily give Jiisassent to his daugh ter's marrying a black man, no matter how cultivated "and refined he may be. At this point nature seems to rebel, and evinces that in such case at least "blood is stronger than water." the politicai. difficulty. Politicallythc only serious race trouble remaining is in those States in which the negroes constitute an actual majority of the population, and are entitled by the fundamental principles of our Government to hold the offices both State and national, and run the- Government machinery, and this trouble grows out of the born convic tion on the part of the white race that it never was intended that a negro should govenfa white man; and it was this feeling that prompted the action of the recent Con stitutional Convention in Mississippi to re sort to such extraordinary devices to render negro supremacy impossible in that State. If it were practicable to distribute the negro population through the several States so that they would not constitute a majority in any it would doubtless tend in some de gree to alleviate the situation, and they would receive respectful consideration from candidates of the white raoe. If a political blunder be worse than a crime, as has been said, 'then the Republican party was guilty of unpardonable criminal ity in not basing representation on voters "D i TF7 llilLJCi instead of population, which would hare done more to secure free suffrage to the negro than anything that could have possi bly been devised. THE riBST NEGRO CONGEESSilES. The first negro Bepresentatives in tho House were Bainey, of South Carolina, and Long, of Georgia, who were elected to tho Forty-first Congress. They were followed by De Large and Elliot, of South Carolina, in the Forty-second; Bansier, from ths same, in the Forty-third, and Pinchback, of Louisiana, who was admitted after a pro longed contest with George L. Smith on tha 3d of March. 1875, and went out the next day with a full hand and all the honors. Alabama contributed during the same pe riod Turner and Bapier. It seems to be a signal instance of the poetical retribution occasionally witnessed that South Carolina, the first of the States to plunge into re bellion to perpetuate slavery, should come out of it with the negro on top, and endure, for years the humiliation of being repre Benfed in Congress by members of a servile race, of which she furnished the first repre sentative. These colored representatives did not ap pear to me to differ materiaUy from their white colleagues, except in the color of their skin and the distinctive kink of tha hair. They varied.as did the Anglo-Saxon, in the degree of ability and intelligenca which they possessed. Two of them at least, Bainey and Turner, were born in slavery, and of course suffered under the disadvant age of want of education, Turner notably so. Bapier, though born in Alabama, was bora in freedom and emigrated to Canada, where he received a liberal education. EAPrEIi'S GOOD HORSE SESSB. He was distinguished rather for good sense than brilliant qualities. An instance of this was shown one day in a remark which I overheard him make to his col league, Jndge Pelham.who was reclining on one of the lounges in the halL Said hei "It wouldn't do for me to be eeen in the position you are in." "Why not?" replied the Jndge. "Why." said Bapier. 'it would be unb- .lislied all over the United States that I was a lazy, worthless nigger, who couldn t keep from falling asleep even in Congress, ana my reputation would be ruined." The ablest man by far, as well as the most highly cultured of his race in the House, was Bobert Brown Elliott, of South Caro lina, who, during his second term, resigned in order to become a candidate for the United States Senate, and was beaten by John J. Patterson, who successfully intro duced the Pennsylvania method of doinj such things. Elliot was an illustrious ex ample of the possibilities of his race. He was born in Boston; went to school at High Holborn Academy, London, and graduated at Eaton College, and made the law his pro fession. He had in personal appearance all the distinctively negro characteristics black skin, thick lips and woolly head, and yet no one standing behind him when he was speaking would have ever suspected him as being a r.euro, for his speech ami pronunciation were of the very purest Anglo-Saxon. There was no more danger ous man in the House to attack in debate, as some of the members who ventured it discovered to their cost. ELLIOT'S STJTLE OF OEATOET. A couple of extracts from his speech made January 6, 1864, on the civil righ's bill must conclude this chapter. After commenting in a manner worthy of tha best legal ability of the age on the slaughter house cases, as they were called, which had recently been decided by tho Supreme Court of the United States, and which it was claimed by Alexander Stevens nnd others were antagonistic to the Consti tutional right of Congress to pass the bill under discussion, he said: Xow, s'r, recurring to the venerable and distinguished iientlcinan from Georgia (Mr. Stevens) who has added his remon-tranco against tho passage of this bill, permit me to say that I share In the feeling of hUh personal regard for that gentleman which pervades tho Bouse. His years, his ability, his long experience In public affairs, entitle him to the mcasnra of consideration which has been accorded to him on the floor. En in tho discussion of this question I cannot and will not suffer myself to forxet that the "welfare and rights of my whole race In this country are Involved. When, therefore, the nnnnrnn honorable gentleman lends his voice and in fluence to defeat this measure 1 do noft shrink from sayfnir that It Is not fro-n him that the American House of Representatives should take lessons tonchin our govern ment, the burdens and oppressions of whloa, re3t upon 5,000,000 of his countrymen who never failed to l.f? their earnest prayers for the successof that Government when thegen tleman was seeklmr to breafc up the Union of these States, and to blot out the Ameri can Bepublio from the galaxy of nations. And then turning on another antagonist of the bill, he said: To the diatribe of the eentleman from VIr. glnia, who so far transcended tho limits of decency and propriety ns to announce tha his remarks wero addressed to white men alone, I have no word of reply. Let him feel that a negro was not only too magnammons to smite him in hl3 weakness, but was oven charitable enough to grant him tho morcy of his silence. . A SCRIPTUBAIf PEEOKATIOar. He closed one of the most remarkable speeches ever heard in the Halls of Con gress with the following peroration, which brought down the House; at least the Re publican side of it, in deafening applause: Mb. Beeakzb The Ifoly Scriptures tell us of an humble handmaiden who Ions faith fully gleaned In tho rich fields of her wealthy kinsman, and wo aro told further that at last, in splto of her hnmDle ante cedents, she found complete lavor In his sight. For over two centuries my race has reaped down your fields. Tho cries and woes which we have uttered havo "entered Into the ears of tho Lord of Sahaoth," and we aro at last politically free. The last ves tlture, civil rights, only Is needed. Havln? gained this we may, with hearts overflow ing with gratitude, and thankful that our prayer has been granted, repeat the prayer of ituth: "Entreat mo not to leave Thee, nor return from following after Thee; for- whither Thou is whither Thou j;oest I will so, and whither Thou lodgest I will Iodee: Thy people stall n mir TinoTiIo ftnn ThrfiMmv rfl he my people, and Thy God my God. Where Thon diest I will die, and there will I ba tmrted. Tho Lord do so to me, and more also If aught hut death part Thee and me. The Forty-ninth Congress witnessed the last representative of the race in that body except John M. Langston, who was ad mitted to a seat in the Fifty-first within a few weeks of its close. It is not at all prob able that we shall ever see another returned as duly elected, and if one ever doe3 get a seat it will only be after a double contest one before the people and the other in the House. CiiiKTOir Lloyd. Copyright 1391 by the author. HUMOR 07 GENERAL BBAOCK His Report as to Whether the Tomblgbea HItct Itan Vp or Not. St. Loots Globe-Democrat. J Many years before the war General -Braxton Bragg, then a Captain of artillery, wa detailed to assist the engineers in making surveys of the rivers in Alabama and Missis sippi. The Chief of Engineers wrote- to him asking him to ascertain how far tha Tombigbee river ran up. In the course of a few weeks a reply was received. Bra? stated that in obedience to orders he had carefully examined the stream, with,all its turns, bends and tributaries, and that ha had the honor to report that the Tombigbee did not run up at all, running down in . every part of its course. This answer caused a storm to break out in the engineer's office, and there were talks of court-martial, but, as Bragg was tech nically correct in his answer, the matter was dropped, bat the offending officer was sent back to his regiment. The Brides Give Presents Noir. A unique fashion was originated by Miss Hargous, at her wedding to Duncan Elliott at Newport. It is that of the bride giving a wedding present to the groom, and it is likely to grow in favor. Her gift to Mr. Elliott was an exquisite pearl scarf-pin, which of course he wore in his white silk cravat on his wedding day. A Sign or Her Nativity. Olara Have yon any .Idea trhere HIsa Painter, comes from? Mr. Lookout, who has observed her cocW plexion Baton Rouge, I fancy. sH-.