"5 VWWT THE PnTSBURG DISPATCH, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8. 189t f h t t llje Bitoaf rij. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY a IMS. Vol. 4S.No. m. Filtered at I'ltKburg Fostofllce, November 14. 1S87. as second-Uass matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. FArrnx Ajjvnirrrsnro office, room a. TBinUNnni'IMtlNK. NEWYOUK. where coci Tiletp tllea ofTHE DlbPATCHcau always bo found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the cnnrrnlcnco. Jlome advcrtlvrs tad friends or Till' DISPATCH, vhue in New Yort arc also madt welcome TIIE DISPATCH is Tr7vlarl)ioninlf at Hrentann's, B Union Squar. -Vna York, and IT Art de l"lwm. Pan, Fanrt, tettere anione Kfio ha been aitap jxnnted at a hc&l nncs stand can olttatn t. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rosTACE nua: ix tub rxrexD states. Dailt DisrATcn, One Year 8 00 DAtLT Dispatch, Per Quarter. 2 OS D ACT DisrATcn, One Month 70 Daily DisrATCll. Including frunday. I year.. 10 00 Daily DisrATcn. includingSnnday.Sin'ihs. '2 SO Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, l m'tli.. 90 Son or DisrATcn, One Year. a 50 WEiKXTDrsrtTcit, One Year. 125 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at IS cents per n rck. or. Including Sunday Edition, at 20 cent per week. " PITTSBURG, TUESDAY, SEPT. 8, 1S9L THE STATE FUND'S INQUIRY. It i not as Republicans or Democrats that the people can divide upon "Bards lejisni" and kindred official abuses but simply as honest citizens or the reverse. No party has a monopoly either of the honest men or of the thieves; and if the State investigation now in progress show further offenses in the management of public funds, the desire for the punish ment of the offenders will not be confined within party lines. Meanwhile it is full time that the hide-and-seek game, in which Treasury officials and Mr Fow's committee are the princi pals, should come to a close. Imputations of want of intention to get to the bottom of the questions raised about the public funds hare been thrown out as against the majority of the committee. Such inci dents as the absenco of Cashier Livsey and State Treasurer Boyer are also inevit ably commented upon adversely. It is time for those who have been cited as witnesses to put in an appearance and answer upon all points raised. If their skirts are clear they have nothing to apprehend, whereas by staying away they give color to suspicion. If there have been irregularities the public are entitled to have them uncovered, and the delin quents must be called upon to answer. This is a matter of public justice, not a party issue. tarily. It makes, no difference as to the point under consideration whether Me. Banta or his superior officers are in the right. If his charges were unfounded bis, marching forth makes it plain a fortiori that he would have marched forth If they had been w ell founded. The consequence of going to the peni tentiary if he does one. thing and of being fired If he does the other, makes the sub ordinate in an institution where things are not all that they ought to be, like that of the wicked in one respect at least He stands in slippery places. But the lesson is unmistakable. Between peaching and the penitentiary the intelligent sub ordinate will find no difficulty in prefer ring to peach. And as the loss of position is the penalty the subordinate who grasps all the bearings of his situation will, as soon as he become cognizant of any crook edness, unburden his mind, and promptly get out on his own account instead of waiting to be fired. HE MIGHT, HUT WILL HE? The report that Secretary Foster is con templating a method of escaping the ex penditure of all the money appropriated by the last Congress comes from the not wholly reliable source of the columns of that fierce critic of the Secretary, the New York World. The. statement is that as the vast bulk of these'appropriations nre made out of "moneys not otherwise appropri ated," the Secretary will find a valid ex cuse from paying a large share of them in the fact that there are no moneys not otherwise appropriated. The columns of an intensely opposition organ is not the best place to look for accurate information concerning the policy of the Treasury. But it is perti nent to remark that if the Secretary should develop such a method for legally removing the extravagance of Congress, it would be a great stroke of policy, sub ject to two provisos: The first is that the Secretary would select the right ap propriations to cut down; the second that he would be able to withstand the pres sure that would at once be put upon him by Congressmen from all over the country in behalf of their favorite appropriations. Both the policy itself and the fulfillment of these provisos being highly improbable, we can dismiss the report as one of the things that might be, rather than will be. mpndatipn to that effect, however, has. been heard of In the reports of the Patent Office. It certainly seems beyond dispute that when the proceedings of the Patent Office are turned into a device to prolong the monopoly of an important invention beyond the intent of the law, very decided reformatory legislation is required. This Is not the only example of the way In which the patent' laws are perverted to that purposo; but it affords a very good illustration of the general class. It is pleasant to learn that the New York ana Now Haven Railroad has come down at last, and announces that it will do what Us eminent directors previously asserted to be Impossible namely, heat Us cars by hot water. But muk'ing such ah announcement and doing the beating are separate things, as we have known In this State. It Ls nearly a year and a half since it was announced that all the cars on a certain railroad In this State were to bo heated by steam; and yet to-day on many trains it is tho unfortunate fact that the only time when the car stove goes, is when the train does. It is reported that the new political party at Hawaii in its platform "hints at annexa tion to tho United States." It is to be hoped that before the Hawalians fully and finally annex themselves to the United States they will bo through tho formality of consulting the United States on the subject. PLAYS WORTH SEEING. Joseph HawortU as St. Marc An Artistic and Popular Success Later On In New Clothes Fan tasma's Tricks and Drollery Variety and Curiosities. The performance of "St. Marc,"at the Duquesne Theater last night, was a remark able success, thanks to good acting more than anything else. The occasion was notable in the first place because Mr. Joseph Hawortbmade his first appearance in Pittsburg as a star of more than ordinary magnitude; and in tho second place because mo piay is in a measure new so long is it since E. L. Davenport acted it. It is also worth noting that "St. Marc'' is a lomahtlc drama of the kind for which popu lar taste is reviving, after a long plague of farce comedy and other trash. Tlie enthusi astic welcome which the play and the actors , received last night shows that there "are plenty Of people loft who like real acting 'and drama that does not depend upon Incidental tanks, realistic rainstorms or even skirt dances, for its potency and charm. The verdict of the audience delivered early in the evening and confirmed with growing enthusiasm every time the curtain fell, was clearly favorablo to Mr. Haworth, his admirable company and even the play. AaKing tne piay first, it may not be amiss particular, they find capital snpport. The house went out of Us way to make Mr. McWadc sing his old song, "Comrades," and cheered every verse to the echo. The bal lets and incidental 'tableaux were prettily conpetved, and' many of tho comic vocal and instrumental effects screamingly funny. Altogether "Later On" promises to die to anything but slow music. "With Colonel Ingersoll running a $14, 000,000 will contest in Montana and Mr. Choate starting a'$30, 000,000 Job in New York, it is plain that the arid and arduous pro fession of the law has its compensations. SOUND ECONOMIC DOCTRINE. In his speech at Urbana, Ohio, Major McKinley announced a broad and com mendable principle on which correct com mercial as well as financial doctrines can be built, in the following language: "Jfo legerdemain in legislation to enable a man to get money, except in the old-fashioned waj of earning it by honest labor, and the man w ho teaches any other gospel is a false teacher " la this declaration there is the basis of a great deal of economic truth packed in a single sentence. It was enunciated par ticularly with reference to the silver prop ortion, the gist of which is that debtors shall be enabled to pay their debts by a measure of values worth twenty per cent less than that in which the debts were contracted. But it has an equally forcible application to a large majority of the abuses of the present day It is plain that the perversion or nullifi cation of our laws to enable men to get money otherwise than by the old-fashioned way of honestly earning it, is al most as bad in one aspect and worse in another, than the legerdemain of legisla tion. In one view it is the deliberate falsification of law, which is worse than if bad laws are respected, in the other it shows the weakness of governmental ac tion which permits its laws to be per verted, and is therefore little better than the goernment which permits its laws to be framed in the interest of dishonesty. So, when the perversion or nullification of law permits corporation promoters to make money by floating fiat securities, or by manipulating corporate management, or allows combinations to pile up vast wealth b creating artificial scarcity and suppressing competition, all such prac tices fall under the Major's just and terse condemnation. This short sentence would make a good platform for an attack on the great abuses of the day. If thoroughly and honestly applied to all departments of industry it would do more toward correcting the evils of concentrated and overgrown wealth than any of the will of the wisp schemes of the Fanners' Alliance craze. UNEQUAL PROTECTION. While the act regulating the employ ment, and providing for the safety of women and children in mercantile in dustries and manufacturing establish ments, is a praiseworthy instrument, it is faulty to a degree that makes its revision necessary. It was the idea of those who originated the bill that it should afford equal protection to all women and chil dren, but it does not One little clause is responsible for the ill treatment of many who should be covered the protecting wing of the aet Section 4 of the act provides that "No person, firm or corporation, employing less than ten persons who are women or children, shall be deemed a factory, man ufacturing or mercantile establishment within the meaning of this act" Under this section it is possible for an employer to break every other provision of the law and escape punishment because he em ploys but nine women or nine children. There is no question but the intent of the law, as shown in other sections, should be carried out, but equal protection cannot be afforded until this objectionable pro vision is eliminated. That Crawfordsville, Ind., vision of an aerial monster, eighteen feet long and eight feet wide, seen hovering over that city for two nights, admits of but one explana tion. Tho Crawfordsville citizens who have been out late enough to see this soul-chilling sight should apply at once to Dr. Keoly, of Dwight, Ills. The moral of the story Is that Crawfordsvillo whisky must be oven worse than lp has been painted. The report from Paris that a rainstorm was so severe that men were swept into sewers and lost, is calculated to provoke an inquiry as to the species of festivity that prevailed to the extent of putting the men to sleep in tho gutters beforo tho rain came. Tnn Chinese mobs are merely lynchers in another language. lint when they aro outlandish foreigners it is easier for us to see what barbaiuus and uncivilized things lynchers are. "When the Boston Advertiser claims Pres ident Harrison as a civil service reform President, it is t little calculated to take away the breath. Perhaps, in view of Fas sett's refusal of that revenue tug to Mr. Russell Harrison, the President's appoint ment of that official may be claimed to be after the manner of Mollere's "Physician in Spite of Himself." There is a brief era in New York of demanding that ideal and impracticable effectivenessof public administration which shall make building inspectors inspect. But no such mugwump idoa can have any per manent standing in Now York politics. Governor Campbell should not be too certain that malaria is a non-partisan dis ease. It seems to bo taking sides this year in a most offensively partisan manner. SCANT LA1IOB DAY OBSERVANCE. Labor Bay in Pittsburg yesterday seems to have been as w idely honored in the breach as in the observance. There was no public demonstration of labor organiza tions, which in a city like Pittsburg is a singular, if not significant, omission. Those horny-handed sons of toil, the work ers in the city banks, faithfully followed their rule of observing all legal holidays that permit them to cease their work. A good many laborers in avocations requir ing more muscular exertiontook advantage of the day to rest from toil, and some of the organized workingmen went to other points to join in labor demonstrations. But all over the city the sound of active and productive labor was to be heard dur ing the regular working hours. Is this de parture from the custom of former Labor Dajs to be taken as signif3ing the belief of Pittsburg workingmen that Labor Day costs more than it conies to, or does it mean that they have gained so much by labor organizations that they do not con sider it necessary to keep up further demonstrations? A DILEMMA 1'OR SUBORDINATES. The experience of the cashier of the Ke3-stone Bank, in Philadelphia, as corre lated witli the experience of Mr. Cashier Banta, of New York, indicates that the position of executive subordinates in a great fiduciary institution is a parlous one. The first-mentioned official had the misfortune to hold his position in the Kej stone Bank while that institution was being wrecked, and to say nothing about it Consequence, he is now in the peni tentiary. The inference from this summary legal result is that when a subordinate knows of crookedness in a financial institution he should tell of it But tho practical cer tainty that if he did so he would have to gain his further knowledge of such affairs from the outside of the institution, is em phasized by the case of Mr. Banta. Mr. Banta made public what he regarded as irregularities in the conduct of his cor poration, and the consequence took the shape of Mr. Banta 's getting out involun- 11BEAD l'EOSI THE GOVERNMENT. There is an interesting characteristic of the expression : of popular discontent in the statement that the poem which that Russian youth was arrested for writing and reciting in public was entitled, "Give us bread, O Emperor." Without comment ing on the reasonableness of the punish ment for that offense, it is noticeable that the primary feature of agitation among an ignorant people is the call upon the Gov ernment for bread. Bread riots were al most an established feature of medieval times, and they were founded on the firmly fixed idea in the popular mind that it was the duty of the reigning powers to furnish the people with bread, when the latter could not get it for themselves. The impetus which that idea gave to the French Revolution is illustrated by the demand for bread which called forth Marie Antoinette's innocent inquiry, why the people could not eat cake if they did not have bread; and the firm belief of the people that the King could furnish them with bread was testified by the joy with which they sang, when the court was brought back from Versailles to Paris, that they now had "the baker, the baker's wife and the little baker." The article of faith that it is the function of the ruler to furnish food to a starving people, is an ex ponent at once of popular ignorance and popular disposition to demand its rights. In this country the demand of agitators is much more advanced. They do not call upon the Government to furnish the peo ple with bread. They evince a much clearer comprehension of the machinery of modern civilization by calling on the Government to furnish the people with all the money they want, with the evi dent belief that when the people get the money they will not confine themselves to bread, but can revel In cake, pie, or any other luxury the recipient of the Govern ment's liberality may select But the theory as to the functions of Government seems to have about the same foundation as the more archaic one. Of course Lord Salisbury would have to take a hand in that Dardanelles business. Even if the traditional principles of the Tory party did not constrain him, the neces sities of tho situation could not lot him neglect tho opportunity to arouse the jingo spirit of John Bull for the next general election. When the ocean telegraph tells us that a man has been aricsted for "kodaking" the fortifications of Maycnce, we have the com fortable assurance that all the assaults on the English Innguago are not confined to this side of the ocean. Large crops and small borrowing make a combination which indicate the most de cided prosperity that the Southern planters have enjoyed since tho war. It begins to look as if tho Sultan was not such a sick man after all. Ho per mits Russia and England to do all the worry ing while he enjoys the easy part of the situ ation by doing whatever cither of the con tending powers orders and lotting them fight it out between themselves. When the Western train robbers follow the example of tho Turkish brigands by carrying off millionaires and holding them for ransom, the railroad corporations may think it worth while to take some measures to stop that business. That Sioux claim of 810,000,000 "for game destroyed" is calculated to create a popnlnr feeling in favor of preserving tho game in future. TIMELY TBIFLES. Fisn stories are reeled off by the and should be measured by the line. rod The baseball player is forced to take an inning n M!o others take an outing. "It's a Mistake" to imagine that Eva Mann is elevating tho stage. PERVERSION OF THE PATENT LAWS. One of the cases which illustrate the need for reform in the patent system is asserted by the Boston Commercial Bulle tin to be presented by the proceeding called the "interference" between the Berliner and the Edison claims for an in vention essential to the use of the tele phone. This interference is alleged to be kept pending in the Patent Office in order to postpone the date of the patent until shortly before the expiration of the Bell patents. Both claims arc owned by the Bell company, and by means of prolong ing this sham contest it expects to extend the term of its monopoly for nearly seven teen years beyond the legitimate duration of the telephone patents. The assertion affords not only an illus tration of the manner in which the patent laws can be perverted; but it also makes a serious charge against the management of the Patent Office. It is clear that a sham proceeding of that sort cannot be pro longed over a series of years without at least the passive collusion of tho manage ment of that office. The Commercial Bul letin says that "the heads of that honora ble office should be called upon to explain how it seems possible for the American Bell Telephone Company not only to dis honor the majesty of the law. but also to inflict for a long term of years severe in justice upon the people." But the New York Times appends tlie remark that they have been frequently called upon to do so, with no further re sult than the admission of one of the offi cials some years ago, Oiat legislation Is needed to prevent suchjobi No recoin- The sweets family jar now. of life are found in the You can declare it an outrage, And rngo if you will, But the man takes the meter And swears to its bill. Civil service should be observed in all well regulated hotels and restaurants. Balmaceda is dead politically, at all events. In days of old, when knights were bold, And ladies passing fair. They captured every common scold And doused her in a chair. When Emperor William talks about letting loose the war dogs he muzzles tho press. Son Russell tried to play a lone hand in New York, but was euchered. The Ohio Democrats are to conduct a fireside campaign. McKinley will turn on tho light. Tiie leaves turn about the time those who left return. A check dress might bo of great bene fit to the impulsive girl. The peculiarities of the speculative markets aro frequently hard to bear. ON THE SICE USL Several of Wanainaker'a Assistants Laid Up Through Illness. Washinotox, Sepi. 7. Special. In the absence ot Postmaster General Wanna makcr, who went over to Philadelphia on Friday to upend Sunday, and during tho sickness of the First Assistant, Colonel Whitfield, Mr. J. Lowrie Bell, the Second Assistant, is acting Postmaster Gcnu-al. He was, however, taken sick yesterday, but to day is sufficiently well to be able to siirn the Department mail, which is taken to his apartments. Third Assistant Hazen is away from the city, which leaves the Fourtli As sistant, Colonel Uathbonc, the onlv nble bodled assistant about the Postoffice De partment to-day. Mr. Wannamafcer, however, wllf be back to-morrow and then he and Colonel Rath bone enn i:ian:tge between them to cany on the huIne itiitit the sick nud tho absent kro'rcsturud again to their ofllcial duties. to suetcn tho plot lightly. St. Marc is a blunt soldier, blessed, if you sq consider it, with a beautiful wife? The reigning Prince of Modena, with characteristic Italian mor ality, covets the lovely Dianora; nnd with unusual mildness for an Italian Prince in the middle npA stpplrp In nnrsufidn her tn free herself from her soldier-husband by di vorce. She declines to fail in with this con venient plan, and tho Princo tries force; bnt his 'attempt to carry her off is foiled by St. Mure, who is warned In time. Then the princo tries craft again, and with more subtlety tries to prove to St. Mare that his wife is false to him. Tho only person w ho suffers directly from this plot is the courtier who at the prince's suggestion secretes himself in Dianora' chanlBer. St. Mare kills him; and then at the point of tho sword extorts from the prince a confession of his dastardly plot. St Marc after strik ing the.prince insultingly with the fiat of his sword, flees for his life. Six years or more elapse and St. Marc returns, ana amia tho ruins of home, in moonllc melancholy, he finds that JHanora believing that her hus band is dead, has listened to the renewed suit of the prince nnd the next day wjl wed mm. a. timely acciucnt to lfianora' car riage brings that woful ladv upon tho scene at this moment, and St. Marc, secure in his disguise of a shaven face and ' grizzed hair, tells his wife that St. Marc still lives, but ere she recognizes him the prince enters. In the interview which succeeds the prince's eyes prove sharper than Dtanora's and the set closes with SU Marc recognized and in custody. He is borno off to' prison and tho wedding of Prince Lorenzo and Dianora takes place. The prince, as men too often do, reveals his innate baseness after the nuptial knot is tied, and is actually bullyragging Dianora when St. Marc comes to the rescue, and witlKjut more explanation or npology than is necessary and to the great relief of the audience kills Prince Lorenzo and takes Dianora to his bosom once more. This is merely a skeleton of tho story, of course, but, although thore is much else in tho way of sido issues, wo may be pardoned if we protest" that we cannot see the perti nence of nine-tenths of it. Tho play has sufficient directness, however, to keep the Interest alive; and if the insane man Qis mondo's relation to the plot is somewhat hazy, it can bo pai coned, for tho character is strongly drawn and acted by such a master as Atkins Lawrence becomes one of the most promi nent figures in the play. The dialogue is for tho most part of the pattern which all romantic plays of this school boast: The langnage is often stilted, the rhetoric mere tricious, and too-obviously built toward a climax. Theie is not much humor, of course; there never is in plays where swords aio everlastingly leaping from their sheaths: but there are several bits of rare wit and apt illustration. The sentiments that fall from the hero's and heioine's lips are invariably of the most correct kind, and generally fetch a round of applause, but theV are often in defiance of nature. There's tho chief fault of the play, the un true picture of human nature it often paints. For instance, imagine a wife consoling a doubting, but dearly-beloved and loving, husband with a minute and passionate re cital of her early love for another man, and that man her pursuer at that moment! Why does St. Marc allow Theresa nnd liosario to approach His wiie, without so much as n protest, after be has discovered thelrtreachery? But what is the use of asking the lomantic dramatist ques tions like these? Mr. Davenport Duilf'St. Marc" to tickle the public ear and eye, and now acitiy ne iaia too mortar oi sentiment between tho bricks of heroism the raptur ous applause last night testified. One may grumble at the play a little, for there is not much chance when it comes to tho players. Mr. Haworth lent St. Mare last night all the weight of his won derfully magnetic personality, the brilliancy of his real and diverse genius, and nil tho physical attributes a soldlerof lortune could desire, an erect, manly figure, nervous and quick in action. Hashing eyes, and a ringing voice sucn as no otner actor on cue stage to day possesses. In searching for points for comparison, Mr. Ha worth's voice is the first" thing that reminds ono of Edwin Booth: this resemblance other things come to confirm, notably the easy transition fiom the heroic heights to valley of commonplaco and easy badinage as in tho conversation St. Marc has withJ77ivja in Act III and that w onderful exaltation which seems to add a foot or two to a man's stature, and brings down the cods with a storm of applause. The defiance of his foes at the close of Acts II and III bi ought out this remark able faculty in Mr. Haworth to tho full, nnd again comparing him with the highest modem exemplar suggested Booth as Richelieu. It was a stiong performance all through, Mr Haw orth's, not faultless, not what Mr.Uaworth can and will do if he lives. He has a bad habit of talking a great aeai too iast, so mac worus run into each other, and sense is lost as well as mere effect. Tho nervousness natural to a- first night doubtless increased this tendency. His voice was pitched too high on several occa sions in the approach to a climax, so that when the supreme effort came there was no higher note to be reached. Other small imperfections miirlit be noted, but they wou'd not destroy or dis turb the fact that Mr. Haworth is an actor of high ability, an actor who will rank with the greatest liall goes well. Mr. Ha worth's company is unusually good. Mr. Atkins Lawrence as GUmondo, a man crazed by injustice, was simply superb. The intensity of this portrayal of a noble mind unhinged has not been equaled often. Tho pathos and grotesque humor of the maniac's ravinzs after he is cast into prison are really the best things in the play from a literary as well as a dramatic standpoint, Mr. Lawrence deserved the applause he got, but he should not have spoiled the illusion of a great scene by returning to bow his thanks. Miss Kathryn Kidder, although an actress of high reputation, is comparatively a new comer here, but she stepped into a high place In the public's esteem last night, with not much help cither fiom an illogical and often unnatural part. Added to personal charms of no mean order, Miss Kid der possesses great histrionic talents, and emotional power. The limitations of the character of Dianora prevented a full dis play of Miss Kidder's abilities, we can well believe, but her embodiment of that pecul iar woman had great charm, and at times pathetic power. Mis Louise Rial's Therein was a finished niece of work, with nn odd iionical vein running through it. Mr. Dronet's Prince Lorenzo lacked positive color, and Mr. Daly's delivery was slovenly and awkward, although his comedy lines mostly caught the audience. The smaller parts were all in good Grand Opera House. The value of "Fantasma" as a play may not be grpat, but very few things on this earth have given healthier or heartier cause for langbter to this generation. The Hanlon Brothers are public'benefactors in giving the children such an entertainment, and al though tbev are no longer in tho cast tho fun and fantastic drollery of the pieco aro still kept np. There are a good many new tricks, and variations pf old ones in this year's "Fantasma," and a great andlence laughed nnd marveled at the fea tures of the spectacle and pnntomino last nigbtjust as readily ns ever. The company is a large one and as good as ifeed be: and the scenory Js of course a strong point. 'Williams Academy. Mr. Sam T. Jack's brilliant idea, the Creole Company, proves a bigger success every day. Duilng the sumnior Mr. Jack has dpne gieat things with his companv, nnd when the dnskv beauties made their bows pn Harry Williams' stazo last evening, mnnv new and attractive laces woro noticeable. But the faces of tho company were simply "not in it" with the features of the show-'. Tho Creoles cavo an exceptiqnally good entertainment: anfl mere was a reiresuuig anseuco or ancient gags and hoary melodies, nearly all the songs, danres, and Jokes having an air closely resembling novelty. The Tropical Revelries proved only another name for the good old minstrel business, with lady con veisatlonalists and ladies in the places of honor. Maud Tazewell, Rboda Brookes, May Bohee, Mrs. Sam Lucas, Jones and Norris and the Inimitable Sam Lucas himself won their laurels in thU part of tho production. Dancing, gymnastic acts, nnrt'a grand Amazonian march intro ducing the female portion of the company In dazzling costumes, weie among the re maining fcatuies of the performance. Harry Davis' Museum. The skeleton dude js literally the spoilt darling of nature. As he stood upon his platform at Harry Davis' Fifth Avenue Museum yesterday. In tight-fitting but irre proachably tailored garments, and tile hat to match, be looked llko a very long bonnet pin, with a Very large head. He chatted with tho visitors, and smiled captivatlngly at his neighbor. Bliss Delia Beck, a young person whoso avoir dupois aggregates 500 pounds. Other feat ures of the museum aro the Golden Temple ot Art and Music and Prof. Wallace's really interesting silk industry. Tho vaudeville entertainment in the theater, included tho comic musicians, Winstanley and Howley, the clever little maiden, "Petite Kittle," Aldrich and Kennedy, the comedians, and several others. Mauaccr Davis' "zoo" ap pears to beat Schenlcy Park hollow, in point of popularity. s Harris Theater. "The Inside Track" is a rattling good play of the sensational typo. Its produc tion in Harris' yesterday left little to be de sired. The company was eood nnd tho staff ing quite up to the mark. Tho five acts were followed with breathless interest, from tho point where John Poster, the sturdy miller, is ruined bv millionaire Slade. down to the time when pretty Vinnie is rescued by her lover from tho plutocrat's clutches. Willis B. Akers played Harry Denbeigh. the black sheep and hero, rather tamely, while Frank O. Ireson made a villain, whose acquaintance seemed any thing but desirable. As- the heroine Vinnie Ibster, Miss ITarle Delano, was very fair; and the minor parts were well filled, particularly those at Jerry Txvaddlehy Miss I ennie Calef, and Jim by Andrew Waldron tho last named being the best actor in the company. OUR MAIL POUCH. Something That Should Be Done. To tlie Editor of Tho Dispatch: Within plain view of the llttio city of Titusvltle, on tho little valley of Oil creek, is a spot on which (.here should be erected an enduring monument. There it is that an act was done which, in the train of conse quences that followed it, has no parallel in any line of human endeavor on the Western Hemisphere. This was the drilling of the historic Colonel Drako oil well in 1?5S. To hut few men has It been given to uo a sim ple act in a humble way from which should now such vast commercial results as came to that man that drilled into the earth to give petroleum and natural gas to mankind. Only 33 years have passed and the indus tries resulting from that simple drill-hole, in tho amazing magnitude and varied char acter of their volume, have actually ex panded beyontl the grasp of the statistician, -p.? aggregate of holes from that initial drilling to the present time would extend tlnee times through our earth and "again to ifs center. Who can count the derricks and compute tho cost of all tho oil well paraphernalia, the tens of thousands or miles of tubing, cihles, ropes, rods, the Wheels, posts, beams, tanks and tank cars, the lamps, pipe lines, refin eries, etc., etc.T And yet the man to whom al this is due, the pioneer from whose inquiring brain all this came rorth, sleeps in an almost un known and unmarked grave, nnd from the mansions and the millions that his mind created for others, not so much is a stono has simple justice and common gratitude to bestowl AH this is the more remarkable when It is cuusuuoreu mat on men, as a class, are large hearted, eeuerous and unstinted in worthy giving. Let something be done at the old Drake well to appropriately mark tho his toric spot and comniemprata the deed of a most deserving man. N. Wampum, Pa., September 7. NAMES OF NOTABLE PEES0N& Annie Besant makes her name rhyme with "peasant," but Walter Besant pro nounces his name, according to late informa tion, as Bessant. GeokoeE. Lokino, ex-Minister to Port ugal, who has been critically ill at his home in Salem, was slightly better last night, and bis physicians say he will recover. The divine Patti is human, after all. An Atlanta man who visited her in Wales not long ago says thattamong the sheets of music that lay on the diva's piano in the drawing room was a copy of "Annie Rooney.' The Rev. Dr. Phillips Brooks will preach at tho opening service in Appleton Chapel, Harvaid University, this fall. It will prob ably bo his last service in his ofllcial capac ity as one of the preachers to the university. Michael Davitt has been living in Oakland, Cat, for a few months, and be is going to return to Ireland to his life work. Jn ajvlnteryiewyestciday he said: ''Ireland is on the brink of her freedom. Homo-rule is only a matter of a few years." Miss LEONI Baebett, a Washington lady just from a two years' trip in China, says the Chinese lost no chance to insult her party. She repoitsHong Kong the only city without question safe. This is supposed to be due to the presence of a British fleet and garrison. The United States Minister to France, non. Whitelaw Reid, arrived in Paris on Saturday last from Bouibolc, in the Depart ment of Puy de Dome, and almost imme diately left tor Havre in qrdor to meet Mrs. Bold, who was expected to arrive there yes terday from New York. Some German friends of General Franz Sigel are considering a plan to raise a fund for the old soldier by popular subscription. The General hos been very unfortunate dur ing the past few years, and at present he is living on a pension of $109 per month, which was awaided him by Congress a few months ago. Chancellor von CArniviand Count Kalnoky, except for a brief visit to tho field, spent Sunday together at Castle Meirs, where Emperor William received their reports and conferred with them. Since Saturday Em peror William has been using a carriage in going about, owing to fatigue resulting from his long continuance in the saddle. The Earl of Warwick, father-in-law of Lady Brooke, of baccarat scandal fame, is very ill. He is periodically subject to faint ing fits, and is expected to die in one before long. He is over 73 years of ago and has been in feeble health for some time. Lady Brooke has of late kept in the background, and shown a disposition to avoid tho social glare. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. To the Editor of The Dispatch: The writer or a letter from Mexico, quoted lately in the San Francisco papers and again in The Dispatch last week, would buve us think Insurrection imminent in that coun try. Few who know anything of Mexico win snare his fears. Men of all classes, con ditions and opinions in tho neighboring Re public acknowledge tho unprecedented ma terial development of their country under tho administration of President Diaz; and tho great majority are fully alive to the vital necessity of maintaining that general condition of good order, with its accom panying secuiity for life and property, Whloh has made such development possible. It is safe to say that no party in Mexico looks on insurrection as a probable solution of any public question. alio country is veiy efficiently policed, and the reported crimes of violence are far less numerous than in the United States. But it is not so much tho prcsenco of a large armed force that makes levolution well niRh impossible, as it is the general appreci ation among both Liberals and Clericals of tho service, great beyond estimate, now rendered to Mexico by President Diaz' ad ministration. I have been living for 15 months in the State of Durango, which is said to be one of the chief Btronsholds of tho Clerical party, and there Is nodoubt that the general feeling there Is as I have de scribed it. The letteralluded to is certainly very wide of the mark In its estimate of General Diaz' hold on the Mexican people. His great services to his country, both in his military and civic life, have established between himself and his countrymen a re lation strongly resembling that sustained toward the people of the United States by General Grant to whose character.'indeed, that of General Diaz bears manv points of likeness. B. II. Fitzhcqh. firrsBcno, September 7. ELZ0IBICAL DISPLAY. Opening at Montreil of One or the Most Notable Exhibitions Ever Held. MoxTKEAt, Sept. 7. 8pecial. The elec tric exhibition which opened here to-day will be one or the most notable yet held on this continent. Tho exhibits already in po sition show that every important firm in (he United 9 fa e-! and Canada will be repre sented. Delegates to the National Electric LUht Association. whteh onened its sessions this miming, are arriving from all parts of the continent, and it is expected that be tween 3M and 100 members will be in attend ance.. The exhibition was opened in the Victoria Rink this morning undor the pat- ronngo of the Governor Gener il. Among the exhibitors are the Excelsior Electric Light Company, the Ball Electric Light Company, the Ft. Wayne Electric Light Company, the McGill University, the newly organized firm of II. Ward Leonard & uo., oiew ioik; cue intcrnntlor.nl Ukonite Company, of New York; the Russell Elec tric Company, ofBoston; the Interior Con duit and Insulation Company, ofNaw York; the Sew York Insulated Wire Company, thet -Electrical Epglneering and Supply Com pany, of Syracuse, N". Y.; the Norwich Insu lated Wire Company: the Enreka Tempered Company, of North East, Pa.; the Western Electric Institute Company, of Newark, N. J.; E. S. Greeley & Co.. New York; the Stand aid Paint Company, New York; the Johnson Pratt Company, of Hartrord, Conn.: the Standard Underzround Cable Company: the Laboiteans Electric Motor and Fun Com pany, or Cincinnati; the Phono xrapii. Com pany; the Edison and the Thomson Houston Companies. IIFE-SAVINQ DBUL CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Gone Through With for the Uenefit or the President and Family. Cape Mav, Sept. 7. Special The Presi dent's timo on ofllcial 'business was given to exercises of his authority in cases of execu tive clemency and in naming five postmas ters. In the case of Joseph F. Smith, of Utah, who was charged with bigamy, am nesty was granted. Thomas J. Walker, of Kentucky, who was sentenced to two years for making lalse oath in a pension case, was granted a pardon, to takeeffect at the ex piration of nine months of his sentence. Julius Street, of the Southern district of Mississippi, sentenced to one year forvio alating the pension law, was granted a par don, and Jasper Smith, of the same district, sentenced to one year for perjury, was de nied a pardon. Secretary Noble arrived to night, and is a guest of the President, with whom he will stay to-morrow afternoon. The crew of lire-saving station No. 40 were drilled this morning before the President and bis entire family and ahnnt ICO others. The crew, under command of the captain, went through the process of resucltatlun, using Surfman ThonmS L. Van Winkle for a drowned man. The next drill .was with the breeches buoy and tho firing of the line over a temporary mast and spars erected for practice. From the time or shooting tho lipe it was only six minute before Surlman Battersall was brought from the topmast, representing that of a wreck. After the surrboat and bar drill the exercises were over for the day. MINNEAPOLIS HOT TOR UNION. Nationalities qf Soldiers. To the Editor of The Dispatch: How many men were there of different na tionalities in the civil war? N. S. Sewicklet, September 7. According to the muster rolls the enlist ments numbered 2,018,800. Of these 1,528,000, or 75.48 per cent were native Americans: 177,800, or 8.76 per cent were Germans; 1,200, or 7.H per cent wore Irish; 53,500, or 2.60 per cent British American; 45 500, or 2.2G por cent English, and 74,800, or 3.75 per cent other foreigners. This record, however, is mis leading, as it takes no account of deserters and bonutyjumpers. In deserters the Irish were particularly prolific" This nationality f umUhed but 7.11 per cent of tho troons and li por cent of the deserters. Sixteen per cent of the deserters came from the Ger mans, and but 5 per cent from the Ameri cans. Estimates mado by the War Depart ment place the fighting foroe of foreigners at but 2 per cent ot the whole. Reciprocity and Population. To the Editor of Tlie Dispatch: Please inform mo what States were last admitted. What are the territories? Give me in order of size six of the principal United States cities. What is reciprocity? Pittsburg, September 7. Subscriber. Idaho and Wyoming were the last States admitted. The territories are, Arizona, New Mexico, Utab.'Indian Territory, and Okla homa. The six largest cities are. New York. Chicago, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, Boston and St. Louis. Reciprocity is the granting by one nation of certain commercial privi leges to another, whereby the citizens of the latter nre put on an equal basis with citizens of the fotmer in certain branches of com merce. The term was familiarly used chiefly withrefcience to shipping, but is now ap plied also to privileges concerning imports. People in the World. To the Editor of The Dispatch: To decide a question, will you please state what is the population of the earth, the population of China and the population of the British Empire. . Daily. jiAST .end, septoniDcr 7. The estimated population of the earth is 1,400,000,000; of China, 400,000,000; of the British Empire, 250,000,000. St. Paul, However, Is In Favor or Consolida tion With Her Big Sister. MiaEArotis, Sept. 7. Minneapolis sat down hard to-day on St. Paul's appeals for union of the two cities. The St. Paul Cham ber of Commerce appointeda committee and asked the Minneapolis Board of Trade to appoint a committee, to confer on the union. St. Paul's request was referred to a commit tee which reported to the Minneapolis board to-day that the appointment of a committee would b j or no benefit to Minneapolis: that the territory which separates the two cities proper by a spacn of five miles is compara tively open country, making consolidation undor one government practically impossi ble, etc. The report states that at no timo in the history or Minneapolis baa tho city ex perienced such growth and prosperitv as during the past year; that Minneapolis is doing very well as she is, and is persuaded ,that she can, by building wholly on her own territory, make a still better record in the future than could be made under any union now possible with St. Paul. The report was unanimously adopted. THE SOCIAL WORLD. Quito nanas, among mum juiss noun ns a paRi levcaled an Interesting personality. The costumes were very handsome; the special scenery adequate, and the whole-production artistic. The audience called Mr. Haworth and his principal assistants before the curtain after every act, and finally at the end of the play. Bijou Theater. Great is fun, and Ilallen and Hart aro its prophets. So, at least, thought the im mense audience which last night greeted the revival or "Later on." The play at the Bijou is a beauty among farce come dies, but it is a beauty in its third season. Nevertheless, by a Judi cious use of tho necessary cosmetics, the piece has been made as good as new, and in soino parts has oven gained piquancy from its improvements. Several of the songs, and nearly all the dances nnd dialogues tiro new; while the dresses and general staging of the production are,wlthout exaggeration, far superior to those of last year. The Bijou's seating capacity was soiely taxed last evening, and this unusual patronage extended to boxes, parquet and gallery alike. Evidently the audience had come to bo amused, and it the3-railed to gain their point the effector the "Later On" Company were not atrault. The cast of "Later On" is much the same as when it was last produced in Pittsburg. Miss Clara-Thiopp makes n very vivacious Pansy anil looks like a Dresden china shepherdess with whom Mr. Edison has been tampering MlssMollto Fuller makes a charming Hose and Miss Sadie McDonald, in an old gold wig and triste smile, dances nnd sings effect ively. Or course Mr. Hart, ruddy of whisker and ready of repartee, und the engaging Mr Ilallen, whom comedy purloined from the ranks of Jeunes premiers, are the leading spirits of the entire piece; but in their male support, und in Air. J. F. McWade in George G. Roberts. George G. Roberts, who died Saturday at Cumberland, Sid., was the fourth son oT the lite W. Mllnor Roberts. C. K.. who died Id Brazil. South America, In 1831. The remaining members of the family are W. Mllnor and J. B. a. Roberts, of Cumberland, am) Colonel Thomas I!. and Klchard A. JtolMTte, or this city, and Mrs. Annie G. Yates, 'of Carlisle. Under Ills father, and with his broth ers, J. B. G. and Thomas P., George had many years' experience on railroad surveys In various fans oi ine couiurj , nau was a irequeni visitor to 'lttshurg, where he had many frU-niN who -will regret to hear of his death. He had not been en JoUng cry good health for some time past, bnt fln.Ul) succumbed to a sudden and violent attack ofdvsentery, George never married and at the time of his death was 4S years old. Obituary Notes. ColoselT. B. Husj, U. S. A., retired, died at Fort Monroe, Va., suddenly yesterday morning. The remains were taken to Washington last night. CnANO Jay, the Governor of the Chinese Prov ince of Shang Tung, Is dead. Had he lived he would probably have become Viceroy of the Empire. Itox. BESJAMix Hall, a prominent politician ofAuburn, N. Y died Snnday morning. Under President Lincoln he was Chief Justice of Colorado Territory. Mas. Henrietta Moroak, mother or the famous raider. General John II. Morgan, died yesterday afternoon at Lexington, Ky., or in anition, aged S8 years. Dr. JosEi-n C. Ciiinit, the oldest man in Lex ington, Ky., died there yesterday afternoon, aged 97 years. His wire died a year ago at the age or 102 years. They were married about ten years ago. The doctor was one or the best known men in Cen tral Kentucky. William W. A. Spotswood died in Mobile last night. He was born In Virginia in 1800, and was a veteran or three wars Seminole, Mexican and the Rebellion. In January, 1861. he resigned as sur geon in the navy and was appointed rull surgeon In the Confederate service and stationed at Itlclimond where he remained with distinction throughout the war. Ex-Mayor P. L. Weimer, pf Lebanon, died on Saturday ofBrlghfs disease. He was 61 years old. At one time he was a railroad engineer. In 1830 he estabUshed the Weimer Machine Worls, of which he was President at the time of ids death. Ills Eaten ts In connection with blast furnaces and lowing engines, 48 or which were granted to him, arc In general use throughout the. United- states. Mast Renonnce Allegiance. To the Kiltor of The Dispatch: In order to become an American citizen, Is an Irishman required to swear against Ireland or against the British Government? PiTTSBUno, September 7. A. C. R. An Irishman is required to renounce al legiance to the sovereign of Great Britain. A Tribute to Judge Schoflsld's Memory. Warres, 6ept. 7. Special. The Warren county bar paid a tribute to the late Judge Schofleld to-day. Appropriate remarks were made by Congressman Stone, ex-Judge Johnson, Brown and Wetmore, D. I. Ball nnd Judge Noyes. Resolutions suitable to the occasion were read and made a part or the records or the court, and as a further mark of respect the court adjourned. The March of Civilization. Chicago Mail'. This is thq age of progress. Two Tennes see legislators passed the lie yesterday and both of them are alive to-day. GEEMANY AND 0UB HOG. The severe winters of Germany cause a good deal of sore-throat; but a wrapping; of American pork wUI now relieve all tho pa tients. LovisviUe CovrierTournal. Tho farmers are getting McKinley prices for their produce this year and are reeling pretty comfortable. It Is the calamity criors whaare doing the kicking. Ohio State Journal. Germany has removed her embargo on American pork, and France will undoubt edly do tho same soon. This Is a glorious year for the Republicans. St. Louis Globe Democrat. Some of tho claimants are disposed to act the least bit hoggish over their victory of American porK. secretary Rusk is the one livrauii n uu uuu uuuru tu remain quiet ana allow the people to pick the winner. Wash ington Post. Germany has made a treaty with the United States by which American pork will be ad mitted to that country, and our agricultural products also, on the same basis as those of Russia. This Is another great trimnpb for Secretary Blaine's grand reciprocity scheme. Troy Budget. The American pig rooting in peace about the German homestead will add to tho com forts of Fatherland. Broiling ham or bacon smoking in tho pan touches the olfactories of a hungry man in a tender spot, and is wonderfully satisfying. The wonder is that the German people have not resented its ex pulsion sooner. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Whatever policy it bo tlie result of, di rectly or romote, the admission of American pork to the German markets is a good thing for tho industries of this country. For sev eral years our farmers hre been complain ing of an agricultural depression. This year everything encouraging seems to be, .turn ing their way. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. a Number of Events of Interest, Past or Yet to Come. A wxDDijto of a great deal of interest to Pittsburgers is to take place this 'evening at Saginaw, Mich. Miss Kate Morse, a society belle or that place, will become the wife or Mr. Grant Swartz, or this city, who is;con nected with the Pennsylvania Foundry and Machine Comnany, or Allegheny. Mrs. Swartz, the groom's mother, and his brother and sister will be present at the ceremonv. and there will be friends from New York and Philadelphia present. The young couple will take an Eastern trin andafter waid reside on Ivy street, this cfty. At a meeting of the Welsh singing socie ties at St. David's Hall last night, Prof. W. Apmadoc. who will be in charge of the choral contests at the World's Fair, met a numoer oi local singers ana taiKeu over plans for the event. A strong party will go irom Pittsburg to sing at the fair. There was a general rehearsal of the chil dren who are to tako part in the Fairies' Carnival at Old City Hall yesterday after noon. On account of its being Labor Hay theiewas no .school in the afternoon, and the children had an excellent opportunity to rehearse. A meetixo will be held this evening by the Ladies' Aid Society, of the Southside, at the residence or Mrs. W. E. Hamilton, Bingham street. All the ladies are requested to be present, as some very important business is to be discussed. The lady managers or the Ridge Avenue Orphans' Home will decide at their meeting xiiursuny wnen me uuio ones suau return from their outing at Bellevue. The public schools or Wilkinsburg, and St. James parochial school, -or which Father Lambing is at the bead in that borough, will open to-day. Messrs. Ed. Chalfant, Joe Grieves and Stanley Mnlholland. of the East End, leave to-day for Easton College. The W. C. T. U. of Allegheny county will meet to-day at the Buena Vista M. E. Church for regular business. The Bishop Bowman Institute is to open to-morrow. The graduating class or '92 is a large one. A coachiso party will be given to-morrow evening by Mr. and Mrs. Wainwright, or the East End. The Autumn Leaf Social picnicked at Hul- ton yesteraay. PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO. Juan Sanchez Y. XiJnenes, of Vera Cruz, Mex., passed through tho city yesterday on his way homeward from Washington. lie is a stiong supporter of Diaz. He made a strenuous denial of the reports of possible trouble in Mexico, and regretted that the United States should have so readily glvon ear to the canards. He said the country was never better governed nor the peoplo bettor satisfied. He said tho money to bnild a rail road from ttie city or .Mexico through the Southern States had all been subscribed. He said the cotton crop was extraordinary, as was also the crop in this count y. Captain John "W. Morrison, the Republi can nominee for State Treasurer, was a pas senger on the fast line, last night. He said ho was going to a Grand Army celebration at Mt. Carmcl, to attend which ho had a standing engagement for some time. Ex State Senator Lee was on the san-e train and both gentlemen chatted together In the same section. George L. Rhodes, of Chicago; Henry E. Morse, or Wilmington. Del.; Augustus E. Wilson nnd Mrs. Wilson, or Louisville, and E. G. Dunlap, a tobacco manufacturer or Philadelphia, aro guests at the Duquesne. Fred A. Fable, a Philadelphia tin im porter, has been visiling Attorney J. A. Wakefield. Mr. Fablo doesn't take much stock in the McKinley bill. J. Webb, J. D. Jones, E. H. Bumry and James Askew, delegates to the State Col ored Convention of Odd Fellows, went to Carlisle yesterday. Charles M. McJTally, of Liberty street, returned rrom a vacation and has taken nn bis residence at the Monongahela. Bev. C V. "Wilson, pastor of the Emory li. E. Church, has returned from his vaca tion. E. F. Jackman has returned from the xjisc anu registereu at me Anderson. "W. J. Ilainey, the Cleveland coke opera tor, was at the Anderson yesterday. ' Abraham Garrison nnd Miss Garrison re turned last night from Cresson. Major E. A. Montooth returned from Philadelphia yesterday. H. Kollmorger, a Chicago brewer, is at the Schlosser. There are taid to be about 50 buffaloes left In Wyoming. Over Madison avenue, New York City, pass monthly about 61,000 horses. There are more ducks in the Chinese Empire than in all the world outs.de,of it. A Topeka schoolboy, 12 years old, has composed a play, which U to be presented by his classmates. Harvard College is 225 years old and has graduated 17.000 students! A littla more than hairor them tire living. Cheapside street, London, is traversed bv KOTO, nnd Mansion House street, by about 23,000 ehlcles dally. ' Rains have been so incessant in Switzer land that tourists have abandoned the coun try ror other parts of Europe. A mahogany tree lately cut in Hon duras made three logs, which, it is reported, were sold in Europe and brought $U,t0O. Wyoming's wealth, as determined by the State Board or Equalization, is fB53V C7i an Increase or$I,583 12S over last year. Quite a number of fragments have been recovered of the large meteor which fell, recently, about five miles west of Visalia, CaL "When the National Constitution was adopted Charles Carroll, ofCarroIlton.was th richest man in America. He was worth $X0 OjO. The lowest temperature ever recorded anywhere was noted by Gorochow, De em ber30.1871, at Werchojansk, Siberia 81 F., or 113' below freezing. There are an even dozen States in the Union that have a million acres or more in corn this year. Missouri stands third In tho list with an acreage or 6,72i,0C0. The Pike's Peak railroad is now in suc cessful operation. The lower terminus of the line is c,810 feot above sea level and the upper 14,447. The distance is nine miles. In eastern New Mexico nearly 600,000 acres of fruit and farmlands have been re claimed ' by the construction of storage reservoirs and irrigating canals during the past two years. M. Tisserand ha3 said that there are in France 6,913 500 cultivators, who are divided into 3,463,6"0 proprietors, farmers and metay er, and 3,432,903 ordinary laborers, bailiffs and lann servants. A philological statistician calculates that the year 200J there will be 1,700,000,003 people who speak English, and that the other European languages will be spoken by only 5W.000 000 people. The Portland Oregonian says: A school of whales have been making themselves at homq closo along. the beach between Rogue River and Hunter's Cove during the week, performing their frisky and amusing antics. From Oregon comes the queer story that a 5-year-old cnild at Eugene grows faster on one side than on the other, with out any apparent cause. Physicians there are reported to be highly Interested in the case. An Indian woman of 300 pounds' weight visited Bath, Me., and broke through the sidewalk. The Street Commissioners thereupon gave her notice that in her fut ure Visits she must keen in the middle of tha road. Parties who are drilling a well at Foun tain Park, Geneva, struck a solid log of oak at a depth of CO feet. Another, even larger, was encountered at a depth of 90 feet. Both are well preserved, although much darker In color than the freshly cut wood. Discovering vessels of Commodore Perry's flotilla Is a flourishing industry on the lakes. The latest announcement is that the hull ot the Porcupine, one of the nine small gunboats built by him on Lake Erie, Is sunk offFerrysburg1, and will be raised. -Belgian railway officials, after hrea years or investigation, report that under or dinary circumstances the average railway train in passing Over one mile or track wears Irom it 2 1-5 pounds. This natural destruc tion of track amounts for the whole world to about 1,330,000 pounds daily. The United States Consul at Antigua, West Indies, calls attention to the total ab sence in that colony of many articles of American hardware, such as kitchen uten sil, which would be very acceptable to the people, and he suggests that American man ufacturers send samplet or such articles to the merchants of that place. If it is trne, as recently reported, that the great railway line, soon to be built across Siberia by the Russian Government is to be operated by electricity, it will be the work of the greatest magnitude yet under taken in connection with electric power, ana, if successful, it will flrmly establish electricity as the motor of the immediate future. The demand for fruit cans this year will be unusually great, owing to the large fruit crop. In Michigan alone it is believed that 5,000,000 bushels of peaches will bo gathered. The crops of pear3 and plums promise also to be bountiful in various parts of the country. Economical housewives would better buy their fruit cans, therefore, ns soon as possible, because in all probabil ity they will bo dearer than usual. It is reported from Panama that a mon ster shark was captured in the harbor there recently. It measured nearly 24 feet in longth and was four feet In diameter at tha greatest width. The skin was about a half inch thick. It was captured by a narooon thrown by a fireman on the steamer Bolivar, while in the vicinity of Toboga Island, and the steamer was completely turned round by the powerful fish when it was first made fast. Joseph Stevens, an Oxford farmer, has a sow and four well-grown pigs, which run in an orchard where the limbs of the trees are quite low and laden with apples. The old sow springs up and catches a limb and stakes It, thus bringing down the apples, which she and her family quickly devour. After getting in this way all she can reach, one pig climbs on tne mother's back and reaches a higher limb, which she shakes vigorously, bringing down a fresh supply of fruit. In Siam the milling and export of- rice gives a larger return of profit for the capital Invested than any other industry. At present there are in Bangkok 23 steam rice mills, or which 13 nre in the hands or Chi nese. Many of the mills are lighted by elec tricity, and employ two sets of men, Deta" thus enabled to run day and night. The most modern machinery is in use. and. al though the majority or the owners are Chi nese, and very close in business makiers, yet they hire the very, best European engineers. RHYNKLED RHYJIELETS. Wibble I asked Lushforth if he had been out of town for the last ten days, and be said "he had and he hadn't." and walked away. I dp not see what he was driving at. Wabble He is Just out of Jail. Indianapolis Journal. 'Clericus Why do the heathen rage and imagine a vain thing ? Cynlcus Because they get stuck on so many 3-ccnt pieces taken np in the collections, probably. A. r. Hernia. 'Tis very well, that olden rule, To look on the bright side or things; And one that tends to lessen much Tlie sorrow that existence briars. And yet ltalways did present Some difficulties to my mind. How those could view the brighter side. Who chanced to be entirely bdnd. Boston Courier. "Waiter," ha said, "bring me some crab a la Beelzebub." "Yes, sir." The crabs were brought In due time, devoured, and the bill was 73 cents. 'How's this ?" he inquired. "It's only ID cents on Tonr bill or fare." "Yea, sir," replied the waiter. "That's our fig ure for deviled crabs, but when a gent wanti crabs a la Beelxebub we charire him like le dlable. J Chicago Tribune. j5, The swarthy son of Italy - -,i Who vengeance on ns swore. Now grinds each day in fiendish glee. "Sweet Violets" at our door. Detroit Tru Press. "Ah, my little boy," said the conde scending gentleman, "and what might Tour aeebe?" "It might be going on 40, returned the polits UtUe boy, "but it ain't." Harper's Baiar. "What makes them call this train 'tha limited ?' " asked a passenger. "I don't know," replied another passenger, "unless the remark rcfcri to 1U speed." HoA ineton Star. She Yes, I am very fond of pets. He-Indced 1 What, may I ask, U your favorite animal? She (frankly) Man. MimscyU Weekly, i tLU&t-. 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