K3lL&ffi5Ss5TP33Wir -fyym$9S!e!P ''iBss,?rfr HWfp" THE- PITTSBTJKGr blSFATOH,' MONDAY. r SEPTEMBER "7, '" ' 1891, WjeBigptcJi. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 6. JS48. Vol, 45.No. si;. filtered at Pittsburg Postorace, November It, 1847. as second-claw matter. Business Office Corner Smithneld and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Fubiish'ng House -78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. r.TFr.v ATvn-'imsiyn omen, room a, TRIHUXK 7u;il.DlXti. NEW YORK, where com plete files of Till: DIsPATrHcanalwavs bo found Foreign hcrtlcre appreciate Hie convenience. Home adicrtlwrs and Mends of TIIK DISPATCH, while In Ne York, are alo made welcome. T1IE DrSF.l TClltt iTTwhrty mmnUnt BrentW)', t Vnum thnare. Zao l'ort. itnir: J re I'Opem. P'trtt;, Frince. icl.rrc ivw icho hot bra aisap pntnifiiata hntcl nndtttand can obtain if. TERMS Of THE DI5PATCIL rosTACE tree is the vkited states. Daily Dispatch One Year ? 8 00 JUilt Dispatch. Per Quarter. 200 Dailt DisrATcn, One Month. TO D ULT Dispatch, including Sundar, 1 year.. JO 00 Daily Dispatch, tnchidingSundav. 3mth3. 5 50 Daily 1)ii-atcii. Including uuday,im'th.. 90 Sl-ynAI Dispatch, One Year. ISO Wekly Dispatch, One Year IS The Daily Dip writ is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per veck, or, including Sunday Edition, at SO cents per week. PlTTsBURG. MONDAY, SEPT. 7, 18UL AN IMPLOSION Or TIIK K 4.IN MAKERS. The race between the Government rain makers and Melbourne, the Australian in ventor of rain-making machinery, has, up to date, appeared nearly a dead heat. The Government rain makers bent back glow inc, or rather damp, reports from Texas, of the rains which followed their aerial explosions; while Melbourne went out to Cheyenne and, after he had done a due amount of grinding on his machine, a rain of three-quarters of an inch fell on the astonished inhabitant"; of that Western town. As a quarter of an inch of water is all that the Cheycnn; citizens use in their whisky, they are copying the pro verbial quei-tion what in blank they are expected to do with so much water. On the post hoc, propter hoc logic honors are easy between the explosive rain generators and the Australian wizard Hut the letter which comes from Texas and awpenrs in our news columns this morning deals the Government rain manu facturer a black eye in their reputations. The epigrammatic, if hyperbolic assertion i made from the scene of action that the Government experimenters hae not pro duced "enough rain to water their whisky" while the perverse elements vouchsafed that legion 8fenl showers before the experiments began. If this obviously un fiieudly criticism is founded on fact, it may be explained that the reported devo tion of the G overmen! pirty to spirituous potables is due to a scientific theory that a condition of general humidity may be. thus produced: while the well-known re sult of intoxicants in multiplying the objects of vision will afford an explana tion of 'the large volume of rain produce, in the pre ious reports. It is getting to be a pertinent question whether the ram-making business is a fraud or a fact There is not much room for doubt as to Melbourne, but this ruth- lesi exposure of the scientific junketers will make it necessary for them to define themselves. wealth- ix litigation. There is room for the most serious re flection in the statement, in connection with theannounced suit over the possession of the Hopkins millions, that the contest ant of the will is to be backed in his fight tV Leland Stanford and the Crockers. The evident idea that it makes a material difference in the chances of a litigant for the possession of great wealth, that other great wealth is ready to back him up in lu fight, is calculated to provoke profound thought on the practical aspects of our system of justice. With the respective merits of the adopted sou of the llopkinses, and of the thrifty husband who, by a judicious marriage with an aged widow, secured possession of the millions, the public need give itself little concern. But there is food for public digestion in the intimation that the man who has money behind him stands a better chance of winning than if he was without millions to back him up. It does not re quire a very high ideal of justice to hold that it should guarantee a poor, litigant exactly the same chance to secure his rights that a rich one has. If it does not do that the question becomes pertinent, whether the term of justice is not a mis nomer and for what purpose it is main tained at the public expense. Yet here we have the very direct inti mation that in the lawsuit for "the posses sion of the largest fortune ever contested in American courts, it makes a decided difference that the contestant is supported by great millionaires who arc interested in the disposition of the property. There is a decidod pertinence in a public inquiry as to whether this is t.he case. Is it true that Timothy Hopkins stands a better chancfcl of winning his suit when backed up by the Stanford and Crocker wealth than if he had to wage the lawsuit on his own com paratively slender resources? CHARITY GONE AWRY. Baron Hirsch may be pardoned, if after reading the reports of a meeting of He brew workingmen in New York the other night, he comes to the conclusion that the way of the donor of wholesale charity is harder than that of the transgressor. The Assemblage roundly denounced the ad ministration of the Baron's immense gifts for the relief of the Russian Hebrews. The ground of complaint is that the refugees are being brought to New York and by the aid of the Baron's funds are put into the already crowded departments of labor at rates which cut down the previ ously insufficient wages of the regular workmen 111 those trades. If these complaints are well founded it shows a singularly stupid administration of the Iliroh charity if the most charita ble view of it . taken. If less disposition to take the best view possible is exercised k might infer tliat the administrators ot the fund, being interested in the employment of labor, are using the fund to break down wages by importing cheap labor. This course gives some foundation for the re mark of a New York cotemporary, the other day, that as the Argentine Republic objects to the Hebrew immigration as aided by the Ilirsch' charity the United States should be prompt in following that example and excluding the immigrants. It is plain that such a course is all the more inexcusable because an intelligent and honest: administration of the fund would make the immigration a desirable one to any country which has a surplus of arable land. There is no dispute 83 to the frugality and industry of the immigrants driven from their homes by Russian in tolerance. A large majority of them are accustomed to agricultural labor. If the Hirsch fund were used to settle them on small farms either'among he abandoned t lands of the East or in the new territory of the West they would speedily become self-supporting citizens, small-property owners in their own right and a material addition to our productive forces in a de partment where overproduction is impos sible. The fact that this has already been done with marked success In New Jersey makes the failtirc topursue the policy a peculiarly wanton blunder. "With the demonstration of the beneficial results of that course the crowding of the immigrants into the tenements and slums of New York to Create down the wages of already underpaid labor is a mark of either exceptional idiocy or criminal and dishonest selfishness. , OCR NAVAL POLICY. The interview with Captain Doubassoff, ef the Russian Navy, in Tins Dispatch the other day, in which he expressed his disbelief in the effectiveness of the great armored vessels as against small torpedo and gun boats, Is attracting some atten tion. It .recalls to the Buffalo Courier tlio rnnnrtthnt Admiral FanaCUt told a young English naval officer that he would live to see the day when the armor would be stripped from ships of war just as the coats of mail were stripped from the me dieval soldiers. It also asserts that a res pectable minority of men who have given special study to naval problems, ex-Secre-iaries Whitney and Chandler among them, hold the same view. There is mucli force in these opinions, and when backed by the experience of history in naval progress, that each step in the improvement of war vessels has re duced the old fleets to the value of junk, they indicate very plainly what the course of our Government should be. It is not necessary to fully conclude that existing torpeds boats are superior to the great ironclads in order to hold, as TnE Dis patch: has done, that our Government should follow very tentatively in the wake of European powers in constructing vast and unwieldy vessels. The ambition of possessing enough of these costly mon sters to make, a respectable showing beside the fleets of the other hemisphere should be wholly eschewed. The possibility of new inventions is too much in accordance with the American spirit to be neglected by an American Government. The work of naval construction should he most energetically directed into the field of im provements in dynamite boats, submarine vessels and kindred ideas. If that is done some Americnn constructor may repeat the feat of Ericsson in practically wiping out of existence the vast and costly fleets of Europe. CHICAGO'S REPUDIATED PLEDGE. The whole country is interested In the success of the Chicago "World's Fair, if that enterprise is honorably conducted; but the nation ha the right to require that the letter and spirit of the agreement by which the Fair wa-j located in that city shall be honorably carried out The agree ment was that Chicago, as tha city which would derive all the direct profit from the. Exposition, should furnish tho funds nec .essary for thh buildings. The record of the enterpris-j so far has not shown the utmost integrity in fulfilling . thus condi tion, and that uncommendable tendency reaches its climax in the resolution in dorsed last week by the World's Fat Com mission asking for a Government appro priation of 5,000,000 in aid of the enter prise. For some time it seemed doubtful whether Chicago would make good her pledge by raising the funds stipulated in the original agreemen .. It is now asserted that the funds have been raised, but that the expenses of preparing for the Expo sition will amount to S18,000,000, and tha Government is asked to contribute 5,000, 000 toward that total, with a proffered pledge of the first receipts from the show to repay the advance. But to make the Fair cost so much as to call for Govern ment aid is as much a violation of the original pledge as to fail in raising the stipulated sum. The real meaning pledge was that there should be no cost to the general Government whatever, except the appropriation for the Government exhibit provided in the original bill. It may be deemed best for the credit of the country to advance the 55,000,000 in order to preserve the enterprise from be coming a magnificent fiasco. But even admitting that possibility, it remain.! the fact that Chicago has now entirely repudi ated its pledge that the Exposition should not be made the excuse for a raid on the National Treasury. rOOD FOR SHARPritS. The classical populus vult decipi was undoubtedly founded on fact; yet it is hard to believe that the ancient author of the phrase could have observed any such appetite of the people for being swindled as exists at the present time. The press of the entire country has spread broad cast the exposures of the endowment swindlers; yet the last of those "get-rich-quick" organizations has hardly been broken up before exactly the same land of delusion makes its appearance at different points, with the slight alteration of a change in the name. One of the swindles which have recent ly broken up in other cities was the Pro gressive Endowment League of Balti more, which was strictly on the lines of the previously exposed.concerns, and can therefore be takenas an exponent of the Baltimorean quality of remaining six months behind the rest of the country in J the recognition of its frauds, as well as in other respects. In Philadelphia the en dowment humbug was fully exposed in the early part of the year. In order to carry on the catching of gudgeons, therefore,, it was necessary to assume a new disguise, and the brilliant idea was adopted of calling the new concerns "mer chandise and supply companies," but the essential feature of catching the money of the public by promising that if a little money were put in, a great deal could be drawn out, was the same as in the endowment con cerns. There seems to be a question whether the "suit clubs" which have re cently had their career closed by. the police of this city arc a survival or a new inven tion, but they seem to have been a cross between the get-rich-quick delusion and a pure lottery, with the lottery feature predominant The interesting sociological fact Is that with the exposure of exactly similar frauds fresh in the popular mind they continue to find abundance of victims. It ishard to frame theories to explain this apparent hunger of the people for being 'cheated of their earnings. There is an in teresting question whether the delusion is duo to simple inability to Jearn the oft repeated lesson that the proposition to give you something for nothing conceals a cheat, or to the mixture of idiocy and dis honesty which recognizes the fraud, but hopes to get a share of tiro plunder by going into the swindle and getting the payments made to catch other victims. Both classes are represented among the victims of these sharpers; but It would be Interesting, if there were any way of decid ing the question, to learn whether the larger profit comes from simple and hon est incapacity to recognize a threadbare fraud, or from the equally foolish, dishon esty which ha3 long been characteristic of the victims of green goods games. TnE discovery by certain Democratic organs of New York that Andrew D. White would never do as a Republican candidate for Governor Is taken by somo obstinate Republicans as an indication that White is just tbo candidate they want. At .the same time the support of Prof. White by some of tno New Toxic Republican booses is tho latest illustration of the old adage that when his satanic majesty was sick, hls-mind was strongly tnrned toward religion and the priesthood, or words to that effect. The recent defalcation of the Youngs town, O., township treasurer leads the Buflalo Exprat to cite it as a, npw vindica tion of its principle that "public treasurers should never be elected for consecutive terms." But is not there a better moral than this in tho rnlo that public, treasurers should never bo left for n whole term with out a thorough scrutiny of their accounts? Still the war talk fails to produce any actual fighting. When the European powers are madlv prancing about with chips 011 their shoulders, an experienced public may come to the conclusion that real slaughter is indefinitely prstponed. TlIEBurlingtonitonlcje thinks that ex Senator Reagan is ineligible to a place on the Inter-State Commerce' Commission be cause ho does not believe in tho constitu tion, the proof to that effect being that he "fought" (as postmaster general) in tho Southern Confederacy. If tho JIawkeye, de licions reasoning wore correct, it would be a serious thing in Pennsylvania. If failure to uphold constitutional principles disqualified a man for office what would Decomo of numerous politicians in this State? Among other results of the Chilean strugglo there seems to be no doubt that the Mannlichor rifle, with a golbite explosive, is the most effective instrument for whole sale killing that has been tested by practical use. A gun tlmfcan kill off tho enemy at tho uninterrupted rato oroue shot per second is something that no well-provided military family can afford to do without. How the mighty have fallen when Hon. Jack Robinson Is making his last effort for victory in the league contost by tho organi zation of clubs which are not even mush rooms, but are j ust of the common toadstool variety. While there is, as The Dispatch has already said, a tendency in some quarters to persecute Blair, tho Now York Sun' objec tion to the suggestion that ho be sent to Chile is a valid one. Blair's connec tion with tho Shipherd Job in the Peru vian difficulty would make him a very unfortunate person to send to Chile Besides which the United States happens to need a very able and skillful diplomatist at feantlagoln order to retrieve past blunders. The newest reform in the Austrian mili tary service, of excluding war correspond ents and organizing an official bramch for furnishing war news, will be especially effective in making the official war news of no value, and lending an especial interest to the new which tho war correspondents will get in despite of the prohibition. Tbais robberies are getting almost as frequent as stage-coach robberies used to be. Like th .lr prototypes their success lios in presuming on the pusillanimity of the public. The advance of modern times is admir ably illustrated by the sketch and descrip tion given elsewhcro of the hospital about to be erected at McKeesport. This building, which will be seen from the illustration, of a scope and character that would be credit able to a city of far greater size, will be a monument to McKecsport's public spirit and charity. That prosperous town deserves great praise for such an addition to its pub lic institutions. The argument of the Johannisberg Star that tho rum trade in Africa must bo per mitted in order to prevent the negroes from multiplying so fast as to crowd out the whites is one of those gems which tend to create the doubt whether civilization is not about the most uncivilized thing extant. A GnATEETit nation should at least rec ognize the fact that up to date lLium has abstained from dumping those 330,000 origi nal cases that ho promised these months ago. The death of Dr. James R. Speer, which is noticed in our local columns, removes one of our oldest living citizens, who was long an esteemed member of Pittsburg society. The kindliness and benevolence of the old doctor havo been experienced by a large number of Pittsburgers, who will unite in honoring nts memory. He enjoyed a life of longer and more unobtruslvo usefulness and death at a riper old age than falls to the lot of most men. In these days of rain-making it may be pertinent to Inquire whether tbo recent showers were produced by tho explosions of the Prosidental powder in pursuit of the New Jersey rail bird, or the explosions of Russell Harrison among tho politicians and financleis of Now York City. The Pennsylvania Democratic platform in a condensed form reads: "No national politics in ours, but Jump on John Bardsley with both fcot." TnK following remark by the esteemed Philadelphia Record is not up to its usual standard of discretion: "Tho Junta rules in Chile, but tho burning question is, which Junta is on top in New York Republican politics?" This way of putting it is alto gether too suggestive of the retort that there is no question at all that tho Hill-Tammany Junta controls New York Democratic poli tics. TIMELY TEIFtES. Bull fighting Is now the principal, di version in Wall street. The moral element is hurrying away from Asbury and Ocean Grovo because tho trees are beginning to show their limbs. The tippler occasionally shows a cloven breath. As soon as Patti heard that gold was leaving Europe for America she announced another larewell tour. We have the tin, we have the men To treat It In tho fire, And we will all be happy when This chokes the tin plate liar. The world will surely be a stage when the short-skirted dress cranks appear on tho scene. j Barred out The mosquito. Foolish females imagine the pink of perfection can be found in tho rouge pot. Jay Gould's motto: "Where there's a rail there's a way. A pall opening The sidewalk coal hole. You saw her on the sandy shore When she looked chic and dapper, But now, alas! she scrubs the floor In soap-bespattered wrapper. Too much com whisky will make the voice husky. Russell Harbison failed to raise the wind, but he managed to raise a breeze just tho same. When the young man goes out on a lark he naturally takes a fly. Ballooxb should be available for Arctic exploration since the Kite has been tried with success. THINGS IN GENERAfi. The Fltint for tho Grave at Captain Myles Standish John Allien and FrUcIIla Are Still Living Name in the Historic Old New England Village. .WJUTTKX FOn TBI DISPATCH. Captain Hyles Standish never claimed to bo a saint. The title was common enough In tho Puritan Massachusetts' of his time, and my friend Mr. llinginn, rector of the 'little Episcopal cnapel here in Duxbury, holds that Standish must nave been a mem ber in full and regular standing of the Puritan Church. Otherwise he could have held no office in that old theocratic muni clpalty. So the Captain wag a saint, whether he clalmod to be, or not. Queer enough it is, in these days of demo cratic municipalities and in this land which contains tho worst-governed cities of the whole planot,"to look across the waters. Of Duxbury Bay and to remember that over 'there on that opposlto shore, where you seo the gleam of white houses'by day and tho glimmer of lights by night, wan bullded with Plymouth Rock for a corner stone, a city whose chartor' was the Bible, and whose supremo governor was the Lord God Al mighty. Ve manago things somewhat dif ferently, nowadays. Myles Standish, saint or not, was no doubt handier with his sword than he was with his Bible. He was ono' of thoo stout fellows whose number was many in the sev enteenth con tftry, who were professional breakers of the sixth commandment. Ho was a lighter. And it did not matter very much to him, so long as thcro yas fighting to do, what the lighting was about. Jn the yeir 1620 there was small occupation in Europe for a merconary soldier. 0 Standish threw In his fortunes with tbo adventurers ot the Mayflowor, and came over here to battle with the redskins. The Standish Tarm. And after the fighting was over, and peace settled upon tho little colony, and the time came, as it did in General Joshua's day, to maice a division of the land, they assigned to Captain Standish a big farm with a considerable hill In the midst of it, over here in Duxbury. And on that hill to-day stands tho Captain's monument, a tall stone shaft with a statue of Standish at .the top. That Is what I was thinking of when I said that Standish never claimed to bo a saint, for he looks like St. Simeon Stylites, like a seventeenth contnry Stylites, perched there aloft on his old pillar, and mercifully petrified. "" Mvlcs Standish is tho most conspicuous citizen of Duxbury. It is with great diffi culty that you lose sight of him. The most casual visitor, unless ho is stone blind and ho would need to bo deaf also cannot tarry a day in Duxbury without becoming nwaro that this town was founded by a man named Standish. Tho tall pillar dominates the whole horizon. And yet It was bnly in the spring of this year that anybody know for certain where this famous old captain ' was buried. There were three traditions, each ono of them about as vague as the identification of tho Holy Coat of Troves. A Hard Matter to Determine. Somebody said.that somebody's great great grandfather, when ho pointed out to inquiring visitors tho place where Standish was buried, was wont to stand in tho north east window of somobody's bouse. There was somo doubt about tho house. But there were some bones found onco in a picco of ground which could have been seen from the southwest window of ono of the possible houses. And tho wise said that tho bone3 were the bones of Standish. So there was Shrine Number One. Justin Winsor, howover, Librarian of Har vard University, wrote a book a good whilo ago about Duxbury, in which ho located tho captain's grave in quite another place. Somebody was digging while Mr. Winsor was writing, and tho spade unearthed a new discovery of bones. These Mr. Winsor, for some reason or other, thought miglit be tho bones of Standish. And, accordingly, there was Shrine Number Two. This second burial place Mrs. Jane G. Austin, author of "Stand ish of Standish" a book which can be found among the baggage of every weU provided summer boarder hereabouts worked into the plot of a projected novel. Curiously enough, these two burial places were neither of them by the side of any "road, ancient or modern; they we're both difficult of access; neither was on ground over owned by Standish, and neither was near tbo accepted sltoofthe old church. No body could givo any reason for really loca ting the soldier's grave at either of these im probable places except tho discovery of human bones. The bones may have been tno bones of Standish. The bones in St. Ur sula's Church in Cologne may have been the bones of the-11,000 virgins. Tho only abso lutely certain fact is that, behold, hero are bones! A Bold Explorer. Now comes my friend the Rev. Mr. Hinginn, with a pair or good eyes and nn understanding mind, and a stout spade. Thore is a third traditional locality In the old graveyard that, nt least, is a natural place to look for a grave. The burial place of Standish, so an old record says, was marked by two triangular, pyramiaal stones. And here, sure enough, .aro two notable stones, exactly answering that ancient description. Down digs Mr. llin ginn with bis unimaginative spade, and here is a skeleton but the skeleton is that of a woman. Never mind, lot us keep on digging. So down goes the spado again, next to the womanN crave, and a trench is made. Hero now are llvo skeletons a woman, a man, a woman again, and two chilUrcn. But these Ave exactly corrosnond to the first five deaths in tho family of Myles Stan dish. He was buried, so tho old lecords say, next to his favorite daughter; indeed, be tween two of his daughters, with his two little boys beyond. Euroka, then thore is no longer any room for doubt about it. Here in Duxbury graveyard, bencatn this narrow space of earth lies tho body of Standish, tho I Puritan captain, tho hero of tho most famous or unsuccessful courtships, the Sword-of-tho-whitc-mcn. flic I'irst Meeting Home. In a corner of this old graveyard can bo traced tho foundations of tho old meeting house, the first meeting house built in this second oldest town of New England. These stones wero laid by men who came ovor in the Mayflowor. You can seo where the door way was. In and out, hero where now vou lie upon tho grass and think about it, wont those strong-hearted, God-fearing, liberty loving people to whom we owe much that is best, and most cliaractcristic and essential In our national life. Here Standish came on Sabbath days, bringing his sword with him. Here, across these brown fields, walked John Aldcn and Prlscllla. Aldennnd Prlscilla are still living names in Duxbury. You can visit the bouse which John Alden's son built, and in which Prls cilla died. Tho eighth generation of tho bouse of Aldon still owns this house and lives in it, a flno-faced, bent old man, red checked and whlto-whiskered; and here you may make the acquaintance with a little, shy, barefooted Priscllla, ninth of that name, hair a dozen years of nge. Thp first John Alden nnd tho first PrlsclJla must have watched tho bullding'ol this house a stout house still. Tho great beams run across the colling; beneath the cheap wallpaper the old walls are strong as stone. You drink out of the old well whose water John and Priscllla tasted. You look over the bank beside the well and there runs the Old Colony Railroad. The present and the long past come close to gether. Oliver Cromwell was turning tho Long Parliament finally out of doors whilo this houso was building. MEMORY'S LESSON. "By, bvl babybT." Sings the mother to her daughter. When, Uke anchored craft on water SUrred by breezes fitfully. Rocks In pretty cradle nigh Motherhood's mqst precious guerdon, lillukllig.it the tuneful burden 'By, byl Baby, byl" "By. by! Baby, byl" Memory with the words Is laden, When.thc infant, grown a maiden. Doth onto the tradesman's hie And, perhaps pnconscloosly Musing of the song's creation. Gives it this Interpretation "Buy, buy! Baby, buy." i&wton Courier, EUSSIAH 0ITICEES OTJIWITTED. Siberians Managed to Make Way With Some Important Letter. Century Magazine On tho second day after our arrival in Krasnoyarsk wo narrowly escaped getting into wjmt might have been serious tronble, as the result of nn unexpected perquisition in the house of tho acquaintance with whom Shamarin add Peterson were staying. This acquaintance, it seemed, was under snspl- Lfllon, and late lu the evening, during the ab sence of the two yonng men from their quar ters, the police suddenly appeared with or ders to make a house-search. The search was dnly made, but nothing of a suspicious nature ivas found except tho two locked trunks of Shamarin and Peterson. In reply to a question as to what was in them, tho proprietor of the house said that he did not know, that they were the property of two of his acquaintances who hadstoppod for a few days with him on their way from Irkutsk to St. Petersburg. Upon being asked where these acquaintances were, he replied thnt he did not know, that they usually went out aftor dinner and retnmed between 11 and 12 o'clock. After a brief" consultation the po lice officers decided that as they had no or ders to search tho personal bagsago of the house-owner's guests, they would not force the locks of the trunks, but would merely cord and seal them, so that the contents could not be tampered with, and leave them until morning. When Shamarin and Peterson returned to their quarters about midnight they found thoir trunks corded and sealed so that they could not be opened. In one of them were many letters from political exiles and con viots in Eastern Mb-ria to friends and rela tives in Euiopean Rnssla letters describing myinvestigations and tho natuie of the ma terial that I was collecting and asking the friends and relatives in European Russia to oo-operate with me and u photograph of myself that I had given to Shamarin with a dedication or inscription on the back that would reveal to any Intelligent police officer the intimate nature of my lelations with po litical convicts. What was to be doue? fo break a police seal nndersnch circumstances would be n penal offense, and would proba bly lead to imprisonment and an investiga tion. To leave the letters and photograph in the trunk would bo to insure their discovery and conflncntion on tho following morning, and that might create a very em harassing situation for me, as well ns for the authors of the letters and their friends. The two young men Anally concluded to make an attempt to get the trunk open without removing the cords or breaking the seals, and as the letters and photograph were near the bottom, and as the lid could not be raised oven If the trunk were un locked, they decided to take out a part of the bottom and afterward leplaco it. Bv working all the rest of the night they suc ceeded In getting out one of the bottom boards, obtained tho dangerous letters and tho photograph, put the board back without disturbing any of the seals, and when the police camo in the morning stood by with unruffled serenity and saw the trunks se;u died. Of course, nothing moro danger ous than a hair brush, and nothing moie in criminating than a hotel bill, couldbo found. GOSSIP ABOUT CELEBRITIES. Mrs. Lanotry's 5,000-ncre property on the Pacific slopo has Increased fivefold In value. Cardinai, Manning is strongly op posed to lotteries and raffles for church or charitable purposes. The first woman to receive honorable mention from the Paris Salon is n Boston girl, Miss Theo Alice Ruggles, who is bnly 20 years of nge. She is a sculptor. J. Lamb Doty, United States Consul at Tahiti, is Baid to be the youngest Consular representative in tho service of any coun try. Ho was only 20 years old when ap pointed. M. Jacques, who has recently begun 0. S0-days' fast at the London Aquarium, as sumes an air of extreme comfort as ho sits in his easy chair. Sometimes he reads for an hour Or two, bnt ho is not much disposed to talk. He says that that usos up too much vitality. f Fkom her former sociological works, the publication of which Mrs. Annie Bcsant has Entirely suppressed since she in part suc ceeded the late Mme. Blavatsky as the high priestess of theosophy, that self-sacrificing woman bad been deriving an annual Income' of H.500. The story of the dismissal of Ignatieff, lately Primo Minister of Russia, is thus told: Ixnatieffoneday presented some papers to his imperial master, saying: "Your Maje3ty may sign these without reading them, ns they are not of much Importance." The Czar handed the papers back with the an swer: "Keep these for your successor. I never sign papors without looking at them." General John J. Cutting, the new Republican Congressman from San Fran cisco, has a scheme for tho extension of the National Guard. At piesent the National Guard receives $100,OCO a year from the Fed oral Government. He wishes to have that sum increased to il,000,001. His bill would provide for the enrollment of every Ameri can citizen between tno years of 18 and 45 into the National Guard, ono class to bo active and tho other on the rcsorvo. None but American citizens would bo admitted and all American citizens of tho proper ago would be enrolled. The Silver Question Must Be Met. Dayton Journal, Tho painful objections of the Democratic leaders to forcing tho silver question to tho front is a possible reminder ot rebel objec tions during during tho Democratic rebel lion to Grant forging to tho front all tho time. He got there all tho same. McKinley, in his opening campaign speech, put tho silver question in front in such forcible form that It can't be avoided nor evaded. Camp bell has got to "chance It." A Tip From the Enemy. Louisville Courier-Journal, Dem. General Alger has many friends in tho Grand Army, and he is a power in a nomin ating convention. Why not take the Wol verine hero if tho patriots cannot unite on Blaine or Harrison? DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHEEE. Judge Douglass Boartlman. Judge Douglass ISnardman died suddenly Saturday mornlns; at his summer cottage al feliel drake, N. Y., on Cayuga Lake, He recently re turned from an outing In Alsaka. where he con tracted a cold which developed Into pneumonia, lie was the law partner or Judge Finch for many years. He was elected District Attorney of Tomp klus county In 1S47, was advanced to County Judge In 1831, and was promoted to the Supreme Court bench In 18M. He there served until the age limitation prohibited his reelection, retiring ou December .1. 1W. Ills hearing of the famous Flsk--Stokes trial made his name f.imlllar to the State. His General Term decisions give him a high legal standing. Hi" more recent connection as executor with tho vast estate of Jennie McGraw Flsk and Cornell University's cndeaor through the courts tn retain the sime arc 5 et fresh in mind. He was rie.an ot the Oollego of Law of Cornoll Ilnlinriitir and President of the First National Hank of Ithaca. He leaves a large estate. Bon. Berjamln Hall. The Hon. Benjamin Hall died at Auburn, N. Y., yesterday morning, after a lingering Ill ness. He was born In Whitehall July 23.1SK. In 1S50, by the appointment of President Fillmore, he made a compilation aim revision 01 ine accumulated offl elal o('CJimis mi 1110 swiuriiey General or the. United States. In April. ISM. President Lincoln appointed him Chief Justice of Cnlondo. :i position of great peril in tnc aays or tne breaking on t of the rebellion, a conspiracy ir lunuea 10 ki:i nim aud nfhpr federal officers and secure the tprrirs,,.-- rn- th .oepaslnnlsts. The scheme failed, nnd .njt,in I went rurther to dereat the plans ortlie Southerners, of the construction of tho Tour Eiffel any JFSrnSSSt I W Yas. clous-enough to point out the the courts could suspend the Issue of writs of habeas corpus, Jules EllO Delanney, Painter. The cable announces from Paris the death of tho French painter, Jules .Elle Delanney, He was C3 years old. a native of Nantes and a pu pil of Flandrin and Lamothe. He won the Prix do Home In 1838: was an officer or the Legion of Honor, and received various medals. Including one of the first class at the Universal Exposition In 1878. He liecarae a member or tiio InsUtnte in 1879 and received a grand prlx at the Universal Exposi tion in 1889. The artist's "Communism of the Apostles" (18K), "The Pest at Rome" (ISO), "The Death of of Nlssus" (1S70), and "Diana" (1872) are la the Luxembourg. t Obituary Notes. Fs.NKi.iJr BrcnANAN, tho noted rlco dealer and manufacturer of Savannah, Ga., died Satur day morning at the home of his mother in Talbot county. Md. He was tho son of Admiral Franklin Buchanan, of-the Confederate Navy, WlCuAtt Rvalls died Saturday at his home near (Valley springs. Ark. He was among the flrlt settlers orjs'orth Arkansas, and the father ofKclilldrcn. 28 of whom survive him. Seven of these teside wttfc his widow. Kyalls was a native ofTeniessee, and was la his 83d year. OUR MAIL POUCH, Let's Pave the Point, To tho Edl tor or Tne Dispatch 1 'Ono of Pittsburg's characteristics is, she puts her wort foot forward, and in bad weather it is a vory muddy foot, too. There aro plenty of beautiful localities in the city, and many miles of well-paved street, bnt they aro not wboro the casual stranger within her gates can see them. They are hidden away in tho sacred, far off precincts of the fashionable residence quarters. A the casual visitor enters the city by rail, he can see Utile but unoko and dirt. When he stops off at the stntlon and takes a short stroll to see the sights, the chances are he will not see a decent piece of paving on bis trip. ' This is especially true justnow, when the Exposition attracts sightseers to that most nnfortunateof all districts, "The Point." Not only is the architecture rathor Inferior, to put it mildly, but the condition of the streets is slinplv horrible. The thorough fares there mav have been paved streets in years gone by (I nm'not an old resident), but now they are masses of boulders. In Heu of crossings In some places are primi tive stepping stones, which offer no protec tion from the mnd. Some aro at times en tirely covered bv water. Truly the stranger who visits the "Expo" will carry away with him a very poor picture of Plttsbnir. I sen a beginning has already been made toward a better order of thins, by the pav ing of Duquesne way. Let the good work not stop there. The location Is such that tho whole city is Interested in better streets at "The Point," It Is my misfortune to pass through this district daily from my residence on Du- ?uesne He'ghts. so I know whereof 1 speak, am keeping nn account of worn-out shoe leather, and if better pavements don't come soon I shall bo tempted to present a bill of damages to Councils- Grumbler. A Lecture to Electric Carmen. To the Editor of The Dispatch: As n Southsider, I am always glad to see Southslde Improvements. For this reason I was proud of our city airs when tho now electric cars began whizzing past our doors. Now, instead of being happy over their ad vent, I am decidedly sorry. Not because electricity is a good motive power, but be cause the new order of things seems to have swelled tho heads of some of the conductors and gripmen. Street cars are supposed to bo for tho accommodation of the public as well as the enrichment of the street car magnate, but the employes seem to have forgotten this fact. Often I am in a hurry to get to the city, and hail a car, only to have tho motorman point back suggestively, bnt there Is no other car In steht There is nothing for me to do bnt wait, and, of com so, I do so, bu; w ith ruffles on my temper. This occurs very often, and it appears that it is more necossarv for cars to be on schedulo time than to pick up passongcrs, I can think of no other renson for refnslnsr to stop at crossings. The old horse car were slow; butir they didn't stop ono could hop on. With these new cars it is different, ami we are at the mercy of the motorman or conductor. We have been hoping and pray ing for a change, but it is not even seen in the distance. Southsider. The Dardanelles Agreement. To the Editor of The Dispatch : I seo much in tho papers now about a virtual violation by Russia and Turkey of a treaty, the terms of which prohibit the passage of the Dardanelles by warships of any other power than Turkey. When and under- what circumstances was the agree ment which was violated concluded? L. W asiiikoton, Pa., 8eptembor 6. Tho agreement was one of the articles of tho treaty of peace which terminated the Crimean War in 1855. In that France, England and Sardinia united to pro tect Turkey against the agression of Rus8ia,whlch power was known to covet the possession of the Bosporus and the Dardan elles. The allies wore victorious, and one of tho conditions they imposed was that those straits shall be forever closed to the war ,ahips of all foreign nations, unless on special permission of the Government of Turkey, which permission shall not be granted with out the consent of the other powers. niagaea stopped ixowing. The Water Froze and tho Falls Were Dry for a Snort Time. Toronto Globe 3 It seems almost incredible thatat one time In its history the greatest and most wonder ful waterfall in the world actually ran dry. Nevertheless, it is an established fact that this occurred on March 29, IS 18, and for a few hours scarcely any water passed over Niagara Falls. The winter of that year had been an exceptionally severe ono, and ico of unusual thickness had ."ornied on Lake Erie. The warm spring ralnt loosened this con gealed mass, and on the day In question a brisk east wind drove the ico far up into tho lake. About sunset tho wind suddenly veered round, and blew a heavy gale riom the west. This naturally turned tho ice in its cotfrse, and, bringing it down to the mouth of the Niagara river, piled it up in a solid, impenetrable wall. So closely was It packed and so great was its foico that in a short tlmo the outlet to the lake was completely choked up, and little or no water could possibly escape. In a very short space-of time the water below this frozen barrier passed ovor tho Falls.and the next morning the people living in the neighborhood were ti eateu to a mo-it extra ordinary spectaolo. The roaring, tumbling rapids above the Falls were nlmbst oblit erated, and nothing buttho cold, black rocks wero visible in all directions. The news Sulckly spread, and crowds' of spectators ockt'd to view tho scene, the banks on each side of the river being lined with people during tho whole day. At last there was a treakin the ice. It was released from its restrain the pent-up wall of water rushed downward, and Niagara was itself again. ENGIflND'8 AWKWAED PBEDICAMENT. Without an Ally at the Moment When It Needs one Iiadly. Cleveland Leader. The isolation and independence in Eu ropean affairs which Great Britain has only recently lejolced in begins to show its awk ward side when no other power, not even Turkev, beems disposed to do anything to pievcnt Russia from smashing what is left of 'those piovisions or the treaty or Paris, which wero intended to keep Rns3lan war ships out of tho Mediterranean. France is compelled by her friendless and perilous position to wink at and even encourage movements on the part of tho Czar's Gov ernment which would havo boeu deemed cause of war in the decade following the in vasion of Crimea. Germany, getting no pledge of anything but moral support from England against a possible Franco-Russian attack, natnrally offers nothing more than good wishes to Great Britain now that Russia is seeking to mako tho Bosphorus and the Dardanelles a highway for her navy. Austria darenot and cannot act ulonc, and Italy doesn't count for much, anyway. Even poor old Turkey, with her very independence at stake, is so afraid of Russia and so lingered by British agres sion in Egypt that England would probably bo obliged to force an entrance through the Dardanelles for a fleet sent to protect Con stantinople from Russian occupation. It's a flno thing for a nation to bo independent nndfreo of tho responsibilities of alliances until it wants holf itself. Then isolation is not so pleasant. ' A WAENING 10 CHICAGO. Take a Lesson From Paris and Don't Call Down tho Wrath of Heaven. Philadelphia Times.) Wo do not remember whether at tho tlmo fato of tho projectors and builders of tho Tour Babel as an awful warning, but if it wasn't aono some propuet nas apparently lost a good chance to score. It is not that a confusion of tongues has lesultcd among the visitors to tho Eiffel tower, though tho "polyglot inscriptions in the clovators might easily havo brought about that consumma tion through tho intemperate efforts of tho curious to read them. The Judgment-whlcli has overtaken the city of Paris is 01 a differ ent nature, and, as befits the tunes, wears a more scientific cast. French meteorologists now boldly declare that M. Eiffel's prodigy has entirely ruined their climate. Thrusting its proud head up iuto the clouds, it attracts tbo electric forces of nature, which ccflno. and perform their terrifying gambols around its metallic sum mit and cause every manner of aerial dis turbance in their power. It behooves us to study these significant phenomena closely, for we are not only projecting, planning and raising buildings which may turn out Babels they are certainly not Intended ror Bethels but Chicago is promising heiself a Tour of her own. If a Judgment follows the build ing ora Tour Chicago it will doubtless bo appropriate. Mayba the inhabitants of the city will be stricken with modesty. ' ZOAK MUST SE EECALLED. Recent Events Have Destroyed Htt. Useful nes as a Diplomat, New York Trlbnne, Rep. The recall of Minister Egan from Santiago will probably be rendered necessary by the downfall of the Balmaceda Government. Whether Justly or nnjustlv, he has incurred tho displeasure of the lenders of the vic torious party, it is evident thit another American Minister would exerciso greater (Aureuuiujunmie, would exercise greater influence and excite less personal resent- ment than Mr. Emin ,, ti, tr-inaitf.m neriod which must ensue In Chilean politics. Wo doubt not that tha Administration will speedily replace hlw, and thereby improve us rotations with the maritime Republic At snch a crisis It will be of tho highest im portince to have tho United States repre sented at Santiago by a strong and ex perienced diplomatist who has not aroused prcjudicu lu any quarter. It would be wiser to transfer a Minister from some other Spanish-American post than to nuke an en tirely tresh appointment. The displacement or Minister Egan will simply bo ono of the fortunes or civil war. During tho American conflict the loreign ministers, with tow oxce itions. were mark edly In sympathy with the insurgents, but they remained at Washington accredited to tho National Administration. This was in accordance with general diplomatic usage. Whenever there in civil war the representa tives of loreign powers are under obligation to maintain relations with the legitimate government at the capital. It was Minister Egan's duty to remain in Santiago and to recognize in Balmaceda the cuier executive who had been elected by the nation pre ciselyas the British and French Ministera were stationed at Washington rather titan at .Montgomery or Richmond. In performing thnt dnty he has given offense to the victors. The success 'of the Congressional party in volves his recall lor tho simple reiwon that his relations wero uecessarily more intimate with Balmaceda than with the Junta at Iquique. The Congressional leaders may en tertain a deeper feeling of lescntinent against him than the circumstances have Justified, but thefaqt that they are exceed ingly bitter in their complaints of extrcino partisanship on his part during the civil war inevitably Impairs his usefulness In the pres ent crisis. Tho Administration doubtless will speedily recnuizo the necessity of de ferring to the wishes of the leaders or the victorious party, 'and recalling a. Minister whose continued presence In the capital Is now a sourco of embarrassment. TEBEMEKT HOUSE OC0UPAHT8. The Census or New York Taken by Sanitary Policemen. New York World. Chief Bullard and his 32 sanitary police men havo completed their census of tho tenement-house population. The work has been in progress for eight months, and it will be n long time before the results can bo collected. It is estimated that the number of tenements in New York is over 40,000. The numberof families living in them will foot up-nearly 300,000, aggregating a tenement house population of 1,300,000. If this esti mate proves correct, it will leave a small margin to include those persons who llvo in their own houses, hotels, boarding houses, etc., according to Superintendent Porter's count or a total population of only 1 513,501. Chief Bullard's men have learned what proportion of the rooms they visited are used lor workshops. They have inspected In the dead or night flats thnt swarmed with people to find out what the sanitary condi tions are. Thay have viewed yards, cellars and stables, and they have counted horses, dogs, pigs and goats, as well as people. Notuiug like thUsystem or tenement house examination has ever before been tried, ex cept as applied on n, limited scale some time ago to the Hebrew clothing workers on tho Westside by the Relief Committee of the Baron Hlrsh fund. It can bo stated with certainty that there is a tendency to build bouses with rooms for four families on a floor where formerly two families occupied the same space; that the season has been above the average in health: that comparatively few children under 11 have been tound at work. BETTER DOG THAN MASTEE. An Incident Sliowing That Brutes Some times Rise Above Humanity ItselL New York World. "Snow is a white setter dog, and Thomas McEvoy Is "Snow's" master. McEvoy ought to have some sense, for he is a clothing cut ter. But ho did not show any sense on Thursday; He brought "Snow" down from Nowburg and drank strong drink until ha lost his balance and went to sleep on the sidewalk at Madison nvenuo and Forty second street When McEvov fell his hat rolled Into the gutter, but "Snow" brought It back in his teeth to his tipsy owner. Then the dog put his fore paws on the man's body nnd snarled and snapped, and growled and barked at everyone who came near the senseless form or made as if to barm it. Policoman Regan came along aud -elzed McEvoy to raise him. "Snow" flew at him viclouslv. Recan took one or two baokward steps and reflected. Men who looked on called "Good dog, good dog," and tried to coax "Snow" away, bnt ho was no more to bo cajoled than scared. At last some one lassoed him with a rope. Regan got McEvov on his feot and took him to the West Thirtieth street station house, "Snow" following, tuggingat the rope. Dog and man were in Jefferson Market Police Court yesterday morning, but when McEvoy was arraigned at tho Dar "Snow" was kept in the pen in which Policeman Regan showed at once respect for the dog and retard for his trousers. McEvoy was fined $5, bat had spent all his money. So dog unu master went to prisou togetucr lor nvo days. A Poor Season for the Resorts. Brooklyn Standard-Union, I was talking with General Jourdan yes terday when he made the observation that this has been the poorest season for summer resorts In years. He referred especially to Coney Island, in which he, of course, is most interested, being the President of the Brook lyn and Brighton Beach Railroad. Tho principal ciujo for the poor seasgn, the General said, was the fact that there were 48 rainy days. The season is onlyabout 75 days long, and when more than hair of these aro rainy the profits of the proprietor of the seaside resorts are bound to suffer. General Jourdan said that Concv Island was not. aiono 111 jiuvm a uiiu sCTisuu. .jui buo re sorts suriounding New York are sufferers, and in several places hotels have failed, notably In Atlantic City, N. J., where two of them havo gone under. He said that New port and Bar Harbor were about the only resorts on tho upper Atlantic coast that had had any sort 01 a season at an. Mr. O'Malley's Performance. New York Evening Sun. The late Mr. Reed, of Pittsburg, danced so ofterr with Fannio Pettigrew that Michael O'Malley killed him and two of bis friends. Mr. O'Malley seems to have established his claim to the young woman's hand for tho noxt set. Income countries Mr. O'Malley'g own performance might oe a pas senl on an unsubstantial aerial platform. Strange as It may seem, it Is nevertheless true that tho actual odds aro moro than 40 to 1 against the gentleman's indulging in any snob exercise. The ratio of hangings to homicides is less than 1 to 40 in Pennsylvania. SOME PEOPLE "WHO TBAVEL. Joseph Haworth, Miss Kathryn Kidder nnd Miss Lottn Keith, arrived at the Ander son last night from Rochester. Mr. Haworth said ho was glad to bo again in Pittsburg, where he had so inaiiv friends. Jail "Warden John Berlin and wife re turned yesterday from a 30 days' vacation spent at the lake. Thousand Islands and various resorts in New York State. J. G. De Witt and Mrs. Do "Wilt, of New York, who have been summering at Crcsson, arrived ut tho Monongahela last evening. A. F. James, D. D. Mallory, G. S. White and W. H. Forbes aro tourists from Frank lin, Pa., staying at tho Monongahela. F. L. Whitcomb, of Chicago, President of tho Detroit Car Wheel Company, regis tered at the Duquesne yesterday. Henrv and "William Patton, brothers-in-law of James A. Chambers, returned from Europe yesterday. C. Ford Stevens, of Philadelphia,.and P. A. Emanuel, of Aiken, S. a, aro Duquesne guests. Edward B. Crcighton, an insurance man from Y'ork, is registered at the Mononga hela. J. L. Bleacklev. a traveline man from Manchester, England, is at the Anderson. D. "W. "Way, a merchant tailor from Lon don, Eng., is at the Duquesne. F. Klepetto. of Great Falls, Mont, is a Monongahela Houc guest. A. It. Gricr, of Birmingham. EnV.. is at tho Duquesne. " CUHI0US CONDENSATIONS. Teachers salaries In the United States annually amount to more than $60,000,000. Paris requires every vehicle traversing its streets af nUht, If only a wheelbarrow, to carry a lighted lamp. ' Tlie temple of Hora-mon-ji,-at Ikegami, begnn in K, and finished in 1307, is one of the most lamous religious structures in WUJAIJl. 1 . ; I " an "land in the Missouri river near ' Miami there is a. peach orchard-of L200 trees of fine budded fruit. The yield this yeir will be 3,000 bushels or two and a half bush els to the tree. A German capitalist has oSered a re ward or $25000 to any astronomer who can satisfactorily prove to him that the son, tho moon or any one of the stars is inhabited, or that it contains any solid matter whatever. It is a curious little fact, and one worth remembering, that on tho same day, April 23, 1816, that William 8hakespere died in England, Miguel Cervantes, the celebrated Spanish authw of "Don Quixote," died in Spain. A vast "banyan" tree covering between six and seva acres has been .dUooverod on jie J,nr Lo'd Howe Island, 300 miles from. Port Miicqmirie. in Australia. It is sur Pya'jn size only by tha greatest of those. It is known that wasps' nests often take Are, supposed to bo caused by tha chemical action of the wax upon the paper material or the nest itself. This may ac count for many mysterious fires in barns and outbuildings. The national Japanese gambling game is harm or "flower." The cards are 48 ob long slips of pasteboard, divided into 12 series, each representing a month. Six players with tour card each, play a sort or combination at casino, encher and poker. Tho kitty gets 10 per cent of the pooi. The ornithologist of the Death Valley (Cal.) expedition has secured many rare specimens or mammals, some of which are almost unknown. At Pigeon Spring some tHicS?!clm,0fiOf " v.?Ty raro mouse were taken, or this peculiar ipocle but one jpecimen, taken about 50 years ago, Is said The McCloud Eiver Ptoneer says, Pebble School District, in that section, comprising, territory large enough for a State like Rhodo Island, received but5.I 65 from semi-annual f 'ntf apportionment and $6 65 for library lund. Tne only way to get more is to Inmo7i onUdwn. as the apportionment is made on that basis. News of a romantic marriage comes from Georgia. Ten years ago the couple, then only boy and girl, were married, but their folks separated them, the bride being sent away. Thoy didn't correspond and neither afterward married. Some tlmeago the groom advertised for his wife. The saw the notice, answered it, and both have now again been It is said that between the island of Madagascar and tho coast of India there aro 15,000 islands, only 6.0 or which aro inhabited. On any of theso islands a man can live and support his familv In nrinenlir Inmn arlf h. out working moro than 25 days In tne year. In mot, on somo of these islands ho need not work at all, as nature provides tho food. 1 and no clothes aro required. Prof. Lewis Swift, of the "Warner Ob servatory, calls attention to a phenomenon soon to occur, which, he says, has never beon seen by any human eye: "During the morn ing hours of September 4, Wolff's periodical comet will pass directly over that well, known cluster, Pleiades. The phenomenon is considered by astronomers of great im. portance, aside from its never having been before witnessed." The golondriua, which is a sure cure for tho bite of the rattlesnake, scorpion, taran tula, black spider, or any other poisonous insecti, is not the same as the mock orango, or wild pomegranate. Golondrina Is n small mosllke plant, wnlle the mock orange Is a running vino similar to the watermelon. It will not cure the bite of the rattlesnake, but it is one of the most useful medicinal plants on the Pacific coast An interesting geological phenomenon is noticed in the dlstrict-of Izium, in Kharkov, Russia. In consequence of the heat this summer the ground broke open In many places and deep ditches formed, at the bot tom of which subterranean water appeared. Geologists who examined the ground think that the subterranean water come -from, she same source which supplies tlieSlavtarjskoyo salt lakes of the neighborhood. Dennysville,jre.. has among its histori cal relics a houso that once sheltered Bene dict Arnold, in which is a secret panel lead ing to a hole in tho wall where the people of Eastport secreted their valuables during tho British occupation in 1814. There are also two swords which were used during the revolution by General Benjamin Lincoln, the original owner of the town, one of them having been presented to him by General Washmgton. I The agent general for the Cape of Good iiope is omcialiy inrormed that the results of tho recent census, expressed tn thou sands, are as follows: European, or white, 377,000; aboriginal (blacks). 848.000: H other colored races. 299.000: total, 1.524,000. Total census of 1875, 720,000 (exclusive of the Transkei districts, tha population of which in 1874 was 150,000, and which now numbers 10,000 Europeans and 476,000 natives): in crease, 804,000. A Philadelphia correspondent confirms the statement about distant oundsoouied by ship sails. He states that many years ago the late Admiral Goldsborough told him that when he was a subordinate officer . he heard tho late Commodore Levy, who was executive officer of the United States .ship , tell his captain one Sunday morn ing that he was sure tbay were off Rio Janeiro, because he heard the sounds of the church bells. As they must have been nearly 100 miles from the harbor, the Cap tain sarcastically asked Levy whether he could not "see the rose brushes in front of tho houses," to which Levy quiokly respond ed: "1 cannot see tho roses, sir, but I can feel their thorns." Tha inventor cf the game of chess, on being -promised by tho King, whom he first taught the game, that he should havo any reward he might ask for, meekly replied that he would be content if the King would givo him one kernel of wheat on the first square, two on the second, four on tho third, eight on the fourth, and so on, doubling up to the sixty-fourth square. The King gladly acceded to this seemingly modest reqnest. nnd ordered his attendants to bring in the wheat, which they began to do; bnt, to the astonishment of the monarch, it was found that there was not wheat enough in tho whole dominion to pay off the crafty in. ventor. It would require 9,637,268,786,934,775, 168 kernels, equivalent to 30,031,097,134,434 bushels. FACETIOUS FANCIES. Ob, aeronautic sailor folk, By high ambition goaded. Before yon try to parachute See If the darn thing's loaded. Watlitngtm Star, ' 3Irs. Bilklns I never saw such a forget ful man la my life as you are. The clock has stopped again. Mr. Bilklns That's became you forgot to wind it. Mrs. Bilklns Hun! You know very well. Mr. Bilklns, that I told you to remind me to wind It and you forgot about lUSeut lork WkUv- Chauncey General, that was a pretty fine speech of yours. Horace Thank yon, Chauncey. I raiher liked it myself. Chauncey I don't think yonspeae itaa wellaa you used to, Horace. Sew Xork UartM. "Mother, will you be kind enough to cook tho dinner to-dayf John was so dissatisfied with the cook that I sent her off, without telling him about It," "Certainly, my daughter." John (at the dinner table) Maria, yon most send off that cook. This is the worst deal she has given me yet. Tans Biftlnna. "I have such an indulgent husband' said little Mrs. "Doll. "Yes; so George says," responded Mrs. Spiteful. Sometimes Indulges too much, docsn' t he. Rtoa TranscrivU "Hear about that little difference between Lieutenant Governor Jones of New York and tht barber who shampoos him!"' Inquired tha exchange editor, placing a weapon or defense within reach. . "So. What was it? A matter of 3 cents?" said thetlnancial editor, bristling up suspiciously and looking-abontforbU cane. Thcdlfference."reJolnedthe exchanga editor, defiantly. "I that one pays the freight and the other frays the pate. VMarjo Tribune. An imperious individual entered -a crowded street car and did not notice that at the door there was a vacant scat. -Sit up there, will you," he said gruffly to thi passengers. "Sit down there, win you," said one of thepai sengers. pulling him suddenly by the coat tails Into the vacant snaee, Dttroit Fnt Prut,