THE PITTSBURG' DISPATCH; SATURDAY, ' AUGUST ESTABLISHED FEBBUAEY & 1SC YeL. .Xo. 333. Vntered atTitUburg Postofilce, November 14, 1867. as seeond-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE, BOOM a, J plete flies of ME DISPATCH can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home adrertiters and Mends of THE DISPATCH, whue In New York, are also made welcome. THE VISPATCBtt reeylarty on tale at Erentana't, t Union. Sftiare, JSae York, and 17 Avf de FOpera, Print. France, where anyone tcho hat been dlsap pomtedatakotel newt ttand can obtain it. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE TREK IN THX UNITED STATES. DAILY DISPATCH, One Tear t 8 00 Dailt Dispatch, Per Quarter.. 2 00 DAH.TDisr.iTCH, One Month 70 Daily Disfatch, Including Sunday, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday, 3 m'tha. S 50 D AILT Dispatch, Including- Sunday, 1 m'tb... 90 Ecsdat DISPATCH, One Tear. I SO Wxeext DisrATCH, One Year. 1 25 Toe Dailt Dispatch is delivered by carriers at IS cents per week, or. Including; Sunday Edition, at S3 cents per weelu PITTSBURG, SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, ISMl SIXTEEN PAGES DICTATOR BALMACEDA DOWNED. The defeat of Dictator Bilmaceda's srmy and the capture of Valparaiso, Chile, by the Insurgents is announced officially by the United States Consul at that city, and his statement is confirmed by tele grams from other sources. The extraor dinary feature of the case is that Balma ceda's telegram on Thursday announcing the surrender of the Insurgent army, should have obtained belief among those who were familiar with the situation; be sides, it stood alone, without confirmation. Valparaiso was in the hands of the Dic tator's army. It was admirably situated for a defensive campaign, being sur rounded by a hilly crescent which forms a precipitous escarpment; from which the city is impervious to attacks from the 6ea. The accounts previously received showed that the insurgents took the only road by which the city could have been attacked. They were met by Balmaceda's army near the mouth of the Aconcagua, at the prin cipal seaside resort. There was no way for their opponents to surround them, and that they could have been forced to sur render was improbable. The effect of the victory of the Congres sionalists can hardly be determined upon at the present time. It has generally been conceded, however, that the defeat of one of the parties would end the war and it is probable that Dictator Balmaceda and his Cabinet will now be forced to seek se clusion. It is doubtful whether, even if he desired, he could keep together the remnants of his army. In Chile as in all South American countries, the soldiers prefer to be connected with the party in power. At the commencement of the. struggle the army decided to support Bal maceda, considering the Insurgent party the weaker of the two. In this, the se quel shows, they were mistaken, and it is improbable that any inducement could be offered to force them in the field again under the Dictator's flag. Americans generally will regard the outcome of the protra cted struggle with satisfaction. Their sympathies have been -with the insurgents from the beginning. The principles for which they fought were such as were to be approved, and the attempt of Balmaceda to override the established form of Republican government-was obnoxious to citizens of the United States. The resumption of trade, wliich has been suspended since January last, will also be not the least of the good results of the victory. It is true that the trade with the United States was not large as compared with that of ether countries, but it was of importance to the Pacific Coast merchants, who are more closely connected with Chilean affairs than others in this country. The cessation of war, therefore, is for the best interests of all concerned. THE REVIVAL OF TRADE. It is too early yet for the impulse of the great harvests and reviving trade to be fully felt here, but the signs of coming prosperity are neither few nor obscure. The railroad statements from almost every part of the country are as reliable indices of the situation as can be obtained, and without an exception almost they show a large increase of earnings. Take for ex ample the statement of the Pennsylvania Railroad for July. It shows an Increase of net earnings amounting to 5420,000 on the lines east of Pittsburg, and for the eeven months of the year, including six months of,general slackness of trade, the increase in net earnings ou the same lines was $450,000. The lines west of Pitts burg also show an increase in net earn ings of 5131,000 for the month of July, and an iucrease of net earnings for the even months of S341.000. It must be remembered that this im provement has occurred before the move ment of the immense harvests from the West, and before the corresponding trans fer of goods to the "West for the Fall trade have made themselees felt A month or two may elapse before Pittsburg feels the effect of this revival, but prosperity is knocking at our doors and must be ad mitted before very long. WHY DRESS reform fails. The clatter of, Chautauqua's dress re form movement is dying away already, and the complex attiro of modern woman survives the shock without a scar. No sane person expected any other result These efforts to radically reduce and alter the raiment of humanity's better half re semble the craze for unlimited fiat money which infects the fanners once every while, in so far as the practical results are concerned. The great majority of people desire the manufacture of greenbacks wholesale about as much as most women hunger for the trousers or meal-sack robes of the dress reformers. But for a while the reformers rage, and talk a great deal about the enormities of fashion as the greenbackers do of the intolerable tyranny of gold and the beauty of the human figure as revealed in classical statuary, and the bondage of woman generally. It is an amusing topic for the dull season, chiming in nicely with the description of the bathing costumes in wliich Venus courts Neptune at Atlantic City, and therefore it gets much space in the news papers, and much attention in the tittle tattle at tea tables. But woman, with divine common sense, perceives too clearly the potentiality of clothes as they are made and worn to-day. She wearsthe fetters of fashion willingly. Kate Field declares that "until public schools and private seminaries turn out self belpf uL able-bodied individuals, instead of rickety parrots stuffed frith book-learning, the reign of common sense" by which Miss Field means the adoption of Turkish trousers or antique Greek robes, -we arc not sure -vrhich.by "wbmen "will be post poned." We will go further than this and pro phesy that women will not consent to make frights of themselves, until they cease to be women, or until men cease to be attracted by becoming attire made in the prevailing fashion, which New York, London, or Paris may happen at the time to have set PLUCKY NATIONALISTS. The Nationalists of Massachusetts are .not "Looking Backward." They are doingtheirbesttoput Edward Bellamy's Ideas into practice, and considering the brief time they have had for action since organization have really accomplished a good deal. It is a campaign of education, they are waging, but they have not ne glected, as enthusiasts unused to politics so often do, practical methods in the man ufacture of public sentiment Some ac count of what they have done so far may be found in our news columns to-day. It will be readily acknowledged that the people of Massachusetts have good cause to be grateful to the Nationalists for the law, which the latter pushed through the last Legislature in the face of bitter oppo sition, giving towns and cities the right to own and operate light and waterworks for their own use. Already the law has been resorted to by several of the smaller towns with good results. The National ists are not content to rest upon their laurels, and they have taken another step moro exactly in accord with the principles of Bellamy. Now their plan is to make the supply of coal a governmental function. For a beginning they petitioned the City Council of Boston to pledge the city to this novel and gigantic undertaking. The city fathers modestly declined the job, and there the matter stands. But the Nationalists did not expect to win at the first assault Their idea Is to accustom the people to Nationalism in the concrete, to arouse popular feeling, and opposition was not only expected but even devised" by them. Such a revolution in business and poli tics as tliis cannot be accomplished with out a tremendous struggle, and the noise of the battle is hailed by the Nationalists as a good advertisement of their cause. Even if they prevail upon Boston's city government to undertake to supply Its citizens with coal the Nationalists do not expect to reduce coal bills so much as to direct the public's eye toward the causes which operate against cheap fuel, such as the combination of coal dealers, mine operators and railroads, etc, and thus lead to the absorption of all these agencies by the Government This Is the best way to test the Nationalist panacea, and while we may be permitted to doubt the probability of the people departing so far from pres ent practices and established beliefs, as we doubt also the practicability of the Na tional programme and its desirability, it must bo confessed that the apostles of the new gospel deserve credit for their cour age and good intentions. It is remarkable also that they have accomplished so much. AGAINST DIRT AND DEATH. The need of public baths here has been demonstrated this summer as usual by frequent deaths from drowning in the rivers, to which men and boys who cannot swim will resort in the absence of other means to be clean. A more powerful argu ment for the establishment of public baths could not be had. It is not merely for sanitary and moral reasons that a bathing place for the masses, at small cost is de sirable, but for the sake of saving human life. In other ckies of Pittsburg's wealth and population public baths have long been established. In every case they have' proved a blessing to thousands who would not have had the means to achieve cleanli ness otherwise. What is there to prevent Pittsburg from having this cheap and superlative luxury? The city could afford to provide baths; and would get good dividends from them in the moral improvement which always goes with cleanliness. If the city will not undertake the work, some of our wealthy and philanthropic citizens, might find here a chance to erect a monument which would carry their names down the ages amid the benedictions of the people. As to the character and. scope of the baths, it is well enough to premise that plain and unpretentious structures will suffice. Hot baths of the ordinary kind would be the most important feature, of course, but a swimming pool and shower baths might well be added. It is to be hoped that the widespread feeling in favor of public baths will crystalize in some practical plan for their erection before the arrival of another summer. TIN PLATE IN SIGHT. If the free traders In this country doubt the expediency or profit of establishing tin plate works in this country, their friends, the "Welsh manufacturers, do not Every day or so this is being proved by reports of "Welshmen who have sold out their plants in "Wales with a view of making a new start in America. In our local columns to day are several facts of great significance as to the growth of the new industry. David Owens, a Welsh tin plate manufacturer, has sold his plant and will embark in the same business here. The other day it was reported that B, C. Jenkins, another prominent tin plate manufacturer of "Wales, was selling his works to a syndicate in order to get into the sunshine of the McKinley tariff on this side of the At lantic Now that the ball has been set rolling who can say where it will stop? Another pleasant incident to record Is the shipment of twenty tons of block tin to Pittsburg from Mexican mines operated by Pittsburg capital This is the first con siderable amount of tin from this source, and it is eloquent of the ability of this continent to supply the tin needed by American manufacturers. "With thp de velopment of American tin mines, the Im migration of "Welsh tin plate men to these shores, and the establishment of tin plate works here the cry that the tariff would not enable us to make tin plate will be less often heard. Several American and Engligh papers have been discussing the treatment of horses in the two countries, with the gen eral conclusion that greater kindness is shown to the horse here than in England. In both countries, however, it is observed that mort of the cruelty shown to horses is in connection with street car and omnibus hauling. Happily the inhumanity incidental to stieet traffic is bound to disappear with the horse itself before electricity and the cable. The day when the vast majority of horses will have a fair chance to enjoy life is almost here. Anotheb field has been opened for the young ladies. There are more men in Mis souri, Iowa and Wyoming than women, and a great cry is being raised for wives. Some of the natives there say they would even take American girls if they could get them. The assurance of stability which the pas sage of the McKinley hill gave has pro moted all Massachusetts industries, ao- the State In the re- P just issued it Is shown that In 1889. 293,- vv vUVav v V r v! B v WA dW- wa V f the value of goods made and work done -was $674,631,269. as compared with totals of 800,227 persons and $871,001,163 for 1S90, the year in whioh the McKinley hill went into effeot. The average yearly earnings of workmen also showed a substantial Increase. Emperor "William is celebrating the formation of the Drelbund by growing a brand new crop of -whiskers. It was, in olden times, supposed to be unsafe to beard a monarch In his den. No -wonder his physi cians have been anxious for his health. Nothing can stop the whilom Jonahs, 1ut now invincible Pirates in their headlong course. Teams from Cincinnati, from Bos ton, and from New York have fallen in the dust before the ball-splitting Goliaths ol the Iron City. The local fanatics are as deep in delirious joy as they were in sackcloth and ashes but yesterday. How will it endt Ours not to say, but apparently Manager McGunnigleis strictly in the saddle, and his hand and whip and spur may work more wonders yet. It is fortunate that the possibilities of the Chilean war are exhausted so far as the claiming of victories is concerned. Balma ceda and the Congressional party having both claimed the victory, that ends it. No body else can claim it. The scores made by the Second Brigade shoot yesterday were very satisfactory con sidering the weather. The Sixteenth Regi ment again carried off the honors and the trophy will now remain in Its possession. Good marksmanship has now become neces sary in case of war and the records made by the military boys indicate that they will be able to make many blanks in the ranks of the enemy if they are ever called upon to fight. The disaster in Hew York may result in the weeding out of Pittsburg's rickety buildings. Thebnilding inspectors and oc cupants of suspected structures ought to 00 operate. The various methods employed by people to make themselves notorious are wonder ful as well as curious. Not long ago a West ern New York preacher opposed the use of bioycles by ladies and therby arrived at the desired end, and now an educational -writer in the Forum advises the encouraging or cricket at schools instead of tne American game of baseball. The time of tennis wanes apace, the players baok to work have gone yet nature, rather out of place, in Fall doth put her blazer on. As usual the beauties of city government by an unscrupulous gang of politicians are prominent in the management of the recov ery of the bodies from the Park Place ruins in New York. After one hundred hours ill directed and worse executed work many bodies remained under the debris. Some of the pictures in the New York papers of the Park Place ruins are as fright ful as the disaster itself. Autumn looked In yesterday and said "Shako!" and peoplo who wore summor clothes did. Twenty-six: lives were sacrificed yester day morning in a collision at sea. The night was clear and the water calm, and the only reason given was that a proper lookout was not kept. A day that passes without a dis aster of some kind, involving great loss of life, is indeed a rarity. The cold feet of the August blizzard that has been scaring Iowa farmers made them selves distinotly felt here yesterday. Sum mer shuddered and put on her raps to go. It the trees do not hang out their red danger signals earlier than usual all signs are mis leading. NAMES FBEQUENTLY SEEN. Olivee "Wendell Holmes will brate his birthday to-day. He was cele born August 29, 1809. Senaioe McPhebson, of New Jersey, is said to bo an actual, active, bona fide can didate for President, The old monarchist families of France are gradually drifting into the receptions of Mme. Carnot, which means the acceptance of the Republic Miss Loque, who preaches in Chicago, believes that the time is coming when man will be frozen out of the pulpit and women be the only ministers. S. Corning Judd, postmaster of Chi cago, under Cleveland's administration, is in a very feeble condition in a sanitarium in Kenosha, Wis. His friends do not share in his hopes for recovery. General Jo Shelby is a thoroughly re constructed ex-Confederate. No soldier fought more bravely than he; he knows he was wrong and does not believe in keeping up the memories of the war. Mb. and Mrs. Stephen Osborne, of Knoxville, Tenn., are soon to celebrate the seventy-second anniversary of their mar riage. They are respectively 101 and 92 years of age, and have 290 descendants. John London Macadam, the inventor of the road that bears his name, labored for years to perfect his Ideas, and, although the English Parliament voted him $30,000, it hardly covered his outlay. His monument is the roads of England. Eliau Thomson, the Boston electrician, who is regarded as Edison's most formidable rival,' is a slender young man of clear-cut feature s,a small brown mustache and wavy brown hair. He is a bright talker, a good listener, and is very popular among the electricians of the East. Beethoven's Flemish ancestry has been proven by the discovery in Bonn of a history of the Beethovens since 230 years ago. The composer's great grandfather lived in Ant werp in 1750. His son Louis, in consequence of a family quarrel, left Antwerp about that time and got a position as tenor in the royal choir at Bonn. The Prince of Naples, who is soon to visit England, will not give up his whole visit to pleasuring, but hopes to gain many practical hints by inspecting important in dustries in the kingdom. . He is also an en thusiastic numismatist, and will probably spend considerable time in the British and South Kensington museums. The engagement of the youthful Comte de Talleyrand Perlgord to Mile, de Rohan Chnbot, daughter of tho Prince andPrinooss de Leon, has raised the question in aristo cratic: Paris as to the most fitting age at which young men and maidens should enter the holy state of matrimony. TheFrenoh aristocracy, it appears, is divided on tho matter. All ANCIENT COLUMN. It Is Discovered While Digging at Rome Near the Tiber. Brooklyn Eagle. An interesting discovery has just been made at Rome in the process of excavation for the Tiber embankment. This is a flat tened oblong column, or very thiok slab, on which is inscribed the official record of the public games celobrated by Augustus in the year 17 B. C The decree of the Senate and the regulations enforced by tho Executive Committee are followed by a list of the necessary prayers and sacrifices and the order of the contests. Then comes the announcement that a choir of 27 youths and as many maidens will sing the "Carmen Seculare," written by Quintius Horatius Flaccus, In the samo locality the workmen have discovered 25 additional fragments of the great map of the old city which formerly stood in the Forum of Au gustus. When this map was destroyed by Are or earthquake, many of the pieces were thrown Into a heap of broken building ma terials, and finally fo'ind their y into the walls of the old Alfieri Palace, which havo just been unearthed. cording to tne figures of I Bureau of Labor statistics. GOSSIP OF THE CAPITAL. No Wonder the Negotiations With Haiti Failed The Rain-Making .Experiments An Epidemic of Fleas The Treves Coat," "Washington, Aug. 28. The published report of the spirited action of Rear Ad miral Ghorardl in calling Commodore Walker to book at Portau Prince for ne glecting to properly recognize his authority loads to a better understanding of why the negotiations for Mole St. Nicholas, com mitted jointly to the hands of the Bear Ad miral and Minister Douglass.failed. Admiral Gherardl is probably the best surviving type of the old-time sailor strict, conscien tious, fearless, taking himself, and holding everybody else up to a high conception of the responsibility of his post. He went to Port au Prince charged with an important diplomatic function, and he sot about exe cuting his commission on land with very much the same degree of official punctilio that characterizes his performances afloat. Given, therefore, a sailor-diplomat liko Ad miral Gherardl and a politico-diplomat like Frederick Dougla88,and the result Inevitably was a clash and a failure. A misunderstanding seems to have pre vailed from the outset. Admiral Gherardl thought Mr. Douglass manifested too little Interest in the woik, while Mr. Douglass thought the Admiral manifested entirely too much interest in it that is to say,that he showed a disposition to elbow tho regularly accredited minister to the country out of the way and conduct negotiations single-handed. The whole case has not yet been presented, and may never bo, over anybody's official signature, but current and well accredited gossip here asserts that tho meetingbetween Admiral Gherardl and Commodore Walker, spirited as it is said to have been, was tame in comparison with one or two conferences at Port au Prince between the Admiral and Minister Douglass. Finally, when it was made apparent that thev could not co operate, negotiations were broken off and both men came home, Mr. Douglass to le main. The Ram-Making Tests. No man in America is more interested in tho success of the rain-making experiments now in progress than Ex-Senator Farwell, of Illinois. He and his brother built the Texas Capitol and received in payment an empire of arid lands in that State. The property under existing conditions posses ses small value, but if rain can be produced in quantities sufficient to aid agriculture the Farwells will shortly be among the richest men in the world. The ex-Senator, while in office, advocated an appropriation bv the Government to en able rain-producing experiments to be made,. anu lc was largely tnrougn ins en oris cnac tho appropriation was finally secured. He came to be known, indeed, as the "Cold Water Senator." When he wasn't urging an outlay to thp the sky he was Industriously engaged in pouring cold water on the second term aspirations of Benjamin Harrison. The explosives used in deluging the Harrison boom were of the species known as "prairie profanity." The Coat at Treves. "I have often heard my mother tell of her visit to Treves more than 40 years ago to see the Holy Coat," said Miss Julie Man gin, a bright little French woman, to a correspondent. "She lived in Alsace-Lorraine, where I was born, and was a very devout Catholic, so when the priest told our people that the Holy Coat would be shown to those who went to Treves, and that perhaps they might touch it, my mother and many of her neighbors made tho piigramige. "Ah, to travel then was not as it is to-day. There was no railroads to Troves, so every body who had a horse harnessed it. and those who had only oxen yoked them to gether and plaood much to eat and drink in the carts, for they must travel more than a week to go and come. Many who were sick were carried to the carts and made the long journey to touch tho coat and be well again. My mother was not ill, but she was a good-Catbolio and wanted to touch the coat. Many who went to Treves came back cured, and I think all were stronger and better. "Our priest told us we Bhould see the coat again after many years, but when the time came the Germans had take the beautiful province and the Church would not let the coat be shown. Napoleon had sent a guard of soldiers to watch the coat and to see that no harm should come to it, but our priests did not believe that the German soldiers, who were Protestants, would honestly care for the coat. So they made us forget it, and promised we should see it again when all the trouble was over. "We hoped our beautiful country would be given back to France again,but the Germans kept it, and it is they who scoff at tho Holy Coat, although they must guard it. If you read in your papers you will see it is only tho Germans in Berlin who say it is not the coat that Jesus wore. I am sure it is the real coat, for our priest told us how it came to the Church. When Jesus was crucified, Joseph, of Arimathea, a very good and very rich man, bought the coat from the soldier who won it in the casting of lots, and after ward gave it to Peter, of Antioch, who was tho first Pope of the Catholic Church. So you see we have always had it, and there cannot be any mistake. Only the Germans say it is not so." An Epidemic of Fleas. "Washington is suffering from an epidemic offieas. Tho annoying little insects havo descended upon tho city in swarms, and the mild-mannered mosquito is forgotten in the heavier affliction of the "wicked flea." The Board ot ueaitnis engaged, in an investi gation of the plague, and an effort will be made to devise a remedy which will drive the little pests back to their haunts in stable and barnyard. Prof. Leland Howard, of tho National Museum, ascribes tho visitation to tho wet weather of the past two weeks. "Two years ago," he says, "when we had a damp season, fleas were very numerous. Last season, when it was hot and dry, there were very few. I think they breed faster during a damp season. The dampness is not the cause of tbem, but is favorable to them. The female flea will lay an almost infinite number of eggs. In damp weather they hatch out readily in cracks in the floor, In the dust and in carpets. "When houses are closed for the summer the fleas are undisturbed and are free to multiply. But originally there must have been at least two fleas in the house to start with. I think a good thing to do to get rid of them is to spray tho carpets and cracks with benzine. But you must be careful about having a light in the room, until the vapors have passed away, as they are explosive and inflammable." AGED BUT &T ACTIVE. An Old Lady "Who Netted 86,000 From Knitting. Lcwiston (Me.) Journal. Not long ago Dr. Peabjes, of Auburn, while making a professional call at the residence of Charles Holbrook, Esq., a prominent farmer at North Auburn, learned of the re markable story of an aunt of Mr. Holbrook, whose aeath occurred some weeks ago. The aunt's name was Mary Holbrook, and at her decease, at tho age of 93, she was a widow, living in the town of Holbrook, Mass. She was tho mother of 23 children and but three were living at the date of her death. She never weighed over 100 pounds and in bcr last days did not weigh over 30. Wh en 75 years of age she began to knit tidies, to while away the time more than anything else, and it was not long before she had over ICO as the result of her work. She did not knit the tides especially for tbemaiket, but one day her son took a few samples to Boston, where be found a ready sale for them at Whitney's storo on the cor nor of Tremont and W Inter streets. The tidies seemed to strike Mr. Whitney's cus tomers very favorably and he was obliged to find the old woman in Holbrook and secure for his store all the tidies she had. Not only this, but he arranged with her to take all she could make at a good figure. She soon found, however, that she could not begin to All the order, for a certain class of custom ers at the "Hub" had a regular craze for them. So what did Mrs. Holbrook do but engage several old ladies in the neighbor hood to do the ooarser parts of the work, fllllng iu the finer parts with heron n hands, "In this way," says the writer of Mrs. Hot brook's oDituary. "from her 75th to her 90th year, 15 years, she netted $8,000 from the sales of her tides, upon which f uilyjono-half of the work was done with horown hands. How many ladles, over whose silver hairs so many winters have kindly passed, can show such a record of almost -wonderful patience and persovcrance, we wonder!" A Tin Panic In "Wales. Springfield Republic There's a panic, sure enough; Dut it's 'a tin pan-lc, and it's confined entirely to .the manufacturers in Wales and the Democrats in the United States. A Groundless Statement. Indianapolis Journal. The complaint that the MoKlnley law will curtail the market of tho American farmer is qoi soundly based. BN0BBEBY IN HEW YORK. The Metropolis Is the Paradise of the Par venue Nowadays. Arena. To be a great leader is to be a great feeder. Yon must dispense terrapin and canvas-back ducks and rare brands of champagne, in lordly dining halls, or your place is certain to be secondary. You may, if a man, have the manners of a Chesterfield and the wit of a Balzac; you may, If a woman, be beautiful as Mary Stuart and brilliant as Mme. De Stael, and yet powerless to "entertain," you can fill no lofty pedestal. "Position in Now York means a corpulent purse whose strings work as flexibly as the dorsal muscles of a professional toady." And this kind of toady has an exquisite regard for your greatness and your dignity the moment he becomes quite sure of your pecuniary willingness to back both. New York is at present the par adise of parvenus, and these occasionally commit grotesque mistakes iu tho distribu tion of civilities. Because you chose to "stay in" for a season or two they will take for granted, if suddenly brought in contact with you, that yon have never "been out" and could not go if you tried. Of course, to feel hurt by suoh cheap hauteur proves that you are in n manner worthy of it; but even though you are not in the least hurt you cannot retrain from a thrill of annoyance that a country which has boasted in so loud-mouthed a way to Europe of having begun its national lire by wholesomo scorn ot all class distinction should contain citizens cursed by a spirit of such tawdrypride. At least the aristooracies of other lands, vicious and reprehensible as they have always been, are yet an evil with a certain malign consistency for their sup- Eort. Like those monarchies of which they ave formed a piteous adjunct, they havo always been the outgrowths ot a perfectly natural ignorance. Though distinct clog to civilization, their existence ivmains pathetically legitimate. Nuisances, they are still nuisances with a hereditary hold on history. Their chief modern claim for con tinuance is the fact that they were once authorized by that very "divine right" which Is now the scorn and jest of philoso phy, and that the communities which thoy still Infest are yet unprepared for the shock of their extirpation. It is clear that they will one day be sloughed off like a mass of dead animal tissue, even if they are not amputated liko a living limb that ha3 grown hopelessly deceased. Thoy are as surely doomed by tho slow threat of evolution as is the failure to establish trial byjury in Russia. They are tolerated by progress for tho simnle reason that nrosrress is not vet ready to destroy them. Hence are all imita tions of their pormitted and perpetuated folly in wofully bad taste. They are more; they are an insult, when practiced in suoh a land as ours, to republican energies, motives and ideals. Heaven knows, we are a country with sorry enough substantiality behind her vaunts. THE VAIUE OF SMOKE. It Can Be Made an Article of Considerable Profit by a Condensing Process. Age of Steel. Smoke abatement is already a public question. It has become a menace to public hca'th and an irresponsible distribution of dirt in the lungs and laundries of our indus trial centers. It has to go. The veto of civil ization is against it. It may be innocent of bacteria, but it is synonymous with asthma and strangulation. It has taken some time to convince the average citizen that dirt in the air was not only disastrous to clean linen, butmore so to public health. Common sense has at last recognized the fact, and the abatement or abolition of the smoke nuisance has called into play much of theoretio and practical ingenuity. Smoke consumption has been the objective point, but we have gone a step beyond that, and a prooesa is announced by whioh smoke can, in association with attending gases, be made into oil. Prof. V. B. Lewes, of Great Britain; has recently called public attention to cer tain facts in this connection. Among these practical illustrations is one including three or four Scotch iron works, to which a certain gas oompany is paying an annual rental for the right of collecting smoke and gases from blast furnaces. We quote the modus operandi from an English contemporary. Inventions: "The smoke and gases are passed through several miles of wrought-iron tubing, diminishing in size from six feet down to 18 inches, ana as the gases cool there is deposited a consid erable yield of oil. At Messrs. Dixon's, at Glasgow, which is the smallest of these installations, they pump and collect about 00,000,000 cubic feet of furnace gas per day, uud recover on an average 25.00J gallons of furnace oil per week, using tho residual gases, consisting chiefly of carbon monox ide, a9 fuel for distilling and other purposes, while a considerable yield of sulphate of ammonia is also obtained. In tho same way a small percentage of the coke ovens are fitted with condensing gear and produce a considerable yield of oil, for whioh, how ever, in its crude state, there is but a limited market, the chief use being for Lucigen and other lamps of tho samo description, and for treating timber for railway sleepers." BUPEESTITIONS ABOUT BIBD& Some of the Sayings That Are Believed In at the Present Day. St, Louis Republic It is unlucky to kill a stork, a robin or a swallow. According to a Swedish legend the stork hovered over our Savior as ho was dying upon the cross, crying "styrko! styrkei" (strengthen ye I strengthen ye!) and from this it received its name or styrk, or stork. There is a similar Scandinavian legend with respect to the swallow, which fluttered above the cross crying "svalel svaleT (cheer up I cheer up I) There are two legends with respect to the robin one that as the Savior was toiling up the hill of Cal vary a robin flew down and plucked a thorn from his temple, and a drop of blood fell upon its breast and turned it red. The other is that the robin carries dew to refresh the sinners in hell, and tho heat of the flames scorced its feathers red a much more comforting legend than that which as cribes to the malignant jay the task of carry ing sticks to hell every Friday to feed the flames and torment the wicked. If one kills a wren ho will break a bone before the year is out. It is also unlucky to kill a martin. Many animals possess the power of curing diseases. Three hairs taken trom the "cross" of an ass, that is the mark running up the back and out at right angles over the shoulders, will cure whooping cough, but the ass will die. This "cross" was believed to be the cross of Christ impressed upon the animal when Christ rode into Jerusalem on the back of an ass. Another sure cure for whooping cough can be obtained by asking and following the advice of a man riding a piebald horse. THE KEY OF 'DEATH. An Interesting Relic to Be Seen in the Venice Museum, St. Louis Globe-Democrat. About the year 1600 a strangor named Te baldo established himself as a merchant in Venice. Soon becoming infatuated with the daughter of ono of the most ancient and wealthy families he asked her hand and was rejected, the young lady being already affi anced. Half-crazed and thoroughly enraged, ho planned revenge. Being an excellent me chanic he soon evolved a most formidable looking key. The handle of this unique wea pon could be easily turned. Being turned it disclosed a spring with a missle In the shape of a needle of exquisite fineness. With this weapon Tebaldo -waited at the church door until the maiden he loved passed in on the morning of her marriage. When tho bridegroom appeared the des perate lover, unperceived, sent the slender poisoned needlo into his rival's breast, and within an hour ho was dead of a "strange, baffling disease." Again Tebaldo demanded tho haud of tho maiden, but was refused. Within a few days both her parents had died in a very mysterious manner. Suspicion be ing excited, examination was made, and the small steel Instruments found in the flesh in both cases. One day the maiden allowed Tebaldo an audience, but told him that she would never be his bride. Within an hour she was-a corpse. Tebaldo was suspected, the key was discovered and the culprit hanged. The celobrated "key of death" is still shown to the curious visitor of the Ven ice Museum. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Obituary Notes. William Lee, of Rochester, N. Y.. a promi nent building contractor and interested in many business institutions of his city, died Thursday, aged SO years. Captain C. G. Wayne, an old-time Cincinnati and New Orleans steamboat man, for 15 years past a gen tf or Ohio river iteamersjat New Orleans, died Yesterday, aged 78 rears. Samuel R. "Raymond, brother of the late Henry J. Haym.nJ, of the New York Timet, died iu Rochester, N. Y., Thursday erening. He had been engaged in the Insurance business for many J.years. OUR MAIL POOCH. Jeannette All Right and Booming. To the Editor of The Dispatch: The article in Thursday's Pittsburg morn ing papers has excited a great deal of un favorable comment among the people of this place, among whom are many warm admirers of The Dispatch, who ore loath to believe that it would willfully do an injus tice to a neighboring town. These people regret exceedingly that The Dispatch, as well as the other papers, has been Imposed on by some irresponsible person -who is either grossly ignorant of the true situation bore or has some selfish motive in thus utterly ignoring facts. Tour friends here ueg to suDmic a lew lacts wnich they com mend to the attention of those unprejudiced people who are desirous of seeing us as we are. The flint house here is running full, and that is more than can be said for any other works in the whole country, it being the only establishment that has. as vet. resumed operations. The Dithridge Glass Company's nuiKsureiu inn operation ana unauie to supply the demand for their wares, with everything indicating a prosperous year. The East Jcannctte Specialty Company is daily turning out more glass than ever be fore and find the supply unequal to the de mand. The Gondola Tannin Company at the pres ent time has every department of its im mense plant In full blast night and day, and from present indications, will continue to operate the plant to its utmost capacity dur ing tho entiro year. The William G. Price Lead and Pipe Cora lyiny, although in operation but a short timo, are dally increasing the number of their employes and consequently their out put, thus adding another to the industries of Jeannette that is by no means an unim portant one. A half-dozen other Industries of less im portance, all actually engaged in the produc tion of their particular specialties, prove beyond peradventure that Jeannette posi tively leads any town of like size in Western Pennsylvania in the1 matter of active indus tries. Tho window glass manufactory has not resumed operations, and all who are con versant with the business know it would be unprecedented to fire the furnaces prior to September 15. Not an employe in the factory can be found who, at any time since the shutdown, antic ipated a resumption of operations 'in that department before September 1, and there is ample time to adjust all differences between employer and employe prior to that date. The reported financial difficulties of James A. Chambers are not regarded seriously here, as it is a well-known fact that the tank system, the one iu U3e here, has proven bo eminently satisfactory that stock in a con cern of this kind will always be at a pre mium, thus obviating nil cause for uneasi ness on account of the rumored financial embarrassment of any individual. The superiority of their product will Justify this firm in resuming at the earliest possible moment, and glass men here bavo no hesi tancy in saying that they will surely do so. A careful canvass among the busiuess men of the town has utterly failed to un earth those who talk of leaving the city be cause of a depression in business. On the contrary, we find them making preparations for an Increase in business, and without ex ception they report au increase in sales over the corresponding months of last year und are enthusiastic over the prospect for the future of Jeannette. Real estate dealers re port things moving briskly, and it is evident that there has been no cessation in the build ing up of the town. Jeannette has never had a "boom" and never wanted one. Her growth has been of the more substantial kind and she will enduro because of it. J. Jeannette, Aug. 23. A Lady Can Travel Alone. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Can a young lady travel alone on an ex cursion train to Niagara Falls and Toronto without escort? Would it be proper? Are young ladies traveling alone received at the best hotels? Whero can she best inquire for hotel accommodations? A. B. Pittsbuko, Aug. 23. It is not improper for a young lady to travel alone, but it Is notbest that she should do so. Hotels will receive young ladies as well as any one else. Police officers are sup posed to bo prepared to direct strangers to proper places. Foreign Born Population. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you ho kind enough to give ns tho foreign born population of the following counties: Allegheny, Fayette and Westmore land? w. Greehbeuho, Aug. 28. There is no publication of census returns yet by counties and the only means of arriv ing at an estimato is to make a compilation from tho Great Registers, which is too long a task for us to undertake. Let Out n Link. To the Editor of The Dispatch: In an account of the speed of tho Teutonic published in The Disf vkjh it was said that tho captain cried: "Let out anothor liuk,," so that she would run faster. To settle a dis cussion, will you inform me whether he meant to move some part of the machinery or whether he meant to get up moro steam. Mullan, Aug. 23. C. R. The expression used was figurative, and meant that more speed should be given by the engines if it was possible. HOW THEY LIVE. The Ups and Downs of a Professional Va grant's Existence. Butte City Miner. Probably in no city of the same propor tions in America can be noticed as many different phases and traits of character among its residents as in Leadville. One may sea persons in all positions in life, from tho highest to tho most degraded. A reporter walking down Harrison avenue early Friday morning, saw a curious speci men of tho human race resting on an iron railing protecting a saloon window, and staring vacantly at the persons passing along the street as If he bad no other ambi tion in life than to hang around the bar rooms and eke outn precarious existence at tho numerous free lunch counters. When accosted oy the reporter, he turned quickly, like a hunted criminal, and asked in a gruff voice what was wanted. When asked to an swer a few auestions, he stated that he was in better business than talking to every body who came along, and It was only after a great deal of pressing that he finally con sented to afford the reporter an interview, suoh as it was. "I have not always been a beggar," he said, "and did not become one through any fault of mine. Yqu see, circumstances often alter cases. My father was a New England farmer, in comfortable circumstances, but, like many another young man, I became dis satisfied with the quiet life of a farmer's son, and late one night I arose from my bed ad silently stole away from the old homestead. My 'worldly possessions consisted of the suit of clothes which I was then wearing and $2 in money. I was determined to see the world, and started at once for New York, where, after many hardships, I arrived three weeks later. You can imagine the rest bet ter than I can describe it. Looking for work. my capital exhausted. I led a weary exist ence. Becoming accustomed to my lot, I wandered among the saloons and picked up a few scanty morsels of food whenever opportunity offered. Stealing rides in empty box cars, and 'hoboing' my way, as you mav call it, seemed to come natural after awhile, and for the Jast several years I have not done an honest day's work. Why don't I re form ? Well, you can't straighten a crooked old treo can you? Sir, ain't vou got the price of a 'bowl' about you ?" The old man was given a silver quarter, muttered a "thantcee" and shambled off to the nearest saloon, to Blake his thirst with a schooner of the foam ing boveruge. A CUBIOUS TBEE. It Produces n Wax From Which Candles Are Made. San Francisco Chronicle. "Japan wax," as it is called, is obtained from a tree, the rhus succedarica, which grows in Japan, China and the East In des. Tho Japaneso call it haje, or haze. The tree commences to bear fruit when 5 or 6 years old, and Increases its product every year till at the ag of 60 years a single tree will pro duce from 350 to 100 pounds of berries, from which 70 to 80 pounds of wax can be ob tained. The wax is formed in the middle of the berry, between the skin and the seed, like the pulp of a grape. It is extracted by boiling the berries in -water and allowing it to cool, when the wax separates from the skin and seed, sinking to the bottom of the vessel in a solid cake. Tho specific gravity of this wax is 0.970, and its melting point 131 Fahrenheit. It is largely used, either alone or mixed with tallow, by the Chinese in the manufacture of candles. This tree should not be confounded with the "tallow tree" of China, which has a nitch of solid tallow in all trees that have I lully matured. SOCIAL AND EDUCATIONAL. Close of the Teachers' Institute and the Wilkinsburg Lawn Fete. The Teachers' County Institute has ad journed. The closing session was held yes torday morning, and the teachers are now quietly digesting a great deal of useful in struction that was vouchsafed them during the five days that the institute lasted. Dr. Hall finished his remarks upon psychology, and Prof. Russell occupied the last half hour of the session in explaining a method he has for teaching music In the public schools that he has found to be a profitable one. He ex plained it in his- usual lucid and pleasing manner. He concluded his address bv say ing: "The influence of good musio upon a pure mind is something that will not in all this human life of ours be fully understood, still less expressed in words." During the morning the Committee on Resolutions reported a number of resolu tions that were ado-ited unanimously. Among other things, they indorsed the teachiugofmusla in the public schools, rec ommended the holding of local institutes throughout the connty.and that one teacher bo appointed to co-operate with the County Superintendent in securing necessary legis lation. Prof. J. Q. Irwin was the teacher selected. Resolutions of regret were adopted on the deaths of the following teachers during the past yean Lucie Alter, Annie E. Glllelnnd. Lizzie E. Langhlln.-Luella May Rose, Vir ginia Glbrfon, J. O. W lis and W. W.Nichols. Th closing remarks of the institute were made by Profs. Hall and Hamilton. The firemen's lawn fete at Wilkinsburg will be brought to a close to-night with a speech by Mayor Gourley. who has been es pecially Invited to be present. The volun teer fire company of Wilkinsburg is made up of the best young men of the borough, many of them holding important business positions in Pittsburg, and it is considered only the proper thing that the Mayor shonld take some part in the festivities of the fete. The indies of the different Wilkinsburg churches have done a great deal toward making the fete a success, and tho firemen appreciate the fact. The tables are dec orated and conducted as follows: Lemonade Yellow and Japanese decorations. In charge of Mrs. D. F. McAfee, assisted by Misses Maud MCGratb, Ella Schroeacr and Laura Mad den. Fruit, flowers and candy Pink and white. In charge of Mrs. McCullough, assisted by Miss Mil ler and Miss felella Miller. Ice cream Sirs. Herbert and Miss Kessler and Miss Flouse. Second table Mrs. P. Doran and the 311sses Madden. Coffee booth Draped In wfilte, with ferns and yellow flowers, in care of Mrs. T. F. Anshutz, Mrs. ju. iienmngana airs. a. v, . larstcaaaen, assisxea bv the Blisses Katie Ansbntz. Jennie Turner, Bertha Potter, Daisy Wells, Lizzie Boal and Addle lsoai. Ice cream and cake Bine and white, in charge of Mrs. A. Kirk. There is a large square table, festooned with the national colors, that is called the "firemen's table." It is in charge of the fire laddies themselves, and is devoted to the sale of Ice cream and cake. The fete has been an entire success. Large numbers have attended aiid it is expected that enough money will be realized to enable the engine house to be rendered handsome and com fortable for the winter. Social Chatter. A select basket picnic and rennion will be held to-day by tne Pittsburg Commercial Travelers at Koss Park, West Penn Railroad A scccessi-cl picnic was held by the Sun day school of the Re formed Presbyterian Church at Idlewiid yesterday. The Pittsburg Conference of the M. E. Chnrch will commence next Wednesday at Wellsburg, W. Va. Ki oxville CouifCTL No. 691, Jr. O. U. A. M., will hold its first annual picnic to-day at Grove Station. The Knoxville M. P. Sunday school will picnic September 8 at Boyce station. INSPIRING MESCAL. now Ono Plant Furnishes Drink, Clothing and Food for Natives. Phojnlx Herald. The humble but inspiring mescal la de rived from such Imposing scientific terms as the aguave Americano, magney and Amer ican aloe. In his report to Agricultural Sec retary Rusk, Special Agent Poston of this city says the plant is a species of the numer ous family of cacti indigenous to Arizona, Southern California, Texas, New Mexico and Mexico. The Aztecs, when found by the Spaniards, used the plant for cordage, mat ting, brooms, brushes, shoes, bedding and various domestio purposes. They roasted tho pulp into food and fermented the Juice Into "pulque." The latter has been im proved by modern civilization into the strong but not repulsive drink called mes cal. The maguey plant matures in seven years; cabbage-beaded in shape and with prickly guards. It weighs from 25 to 50 pounds. Tho vari ous layers, as roasted by the natives, are nutritious and purgative. The pulp is fer mented in a rawhide vat. The City of Mexico drinks 250,000 pints of pulque daily, or a pint per capita, which ratio prevails generally throughout Mexico, pulquo being the national beverage, like wine in France, beer in Germany or "budge" In Yankeedom. Mescal flowers make excellent honey. Deer and antelope seek them eagerly. The stalk of the plant grows 12 to 20 feet high, and is used in Mexican domestio architecture. Mescal distilleries are very simple and more secret than any moonshiner's still. Maguey has been immemorially cultivated in Old Mexico, but it is not raised north of the line. In Arizona for 25 vears nast mescal has averaged $2 60 per gallon new, with $1 added for each vearof maturity. A higher grade article is 'called tequila, and is worth over $10 per gallon. DOGS AS MESSENGERS. The Germans Training Them to Act in the Military Service. Pall Mall Gazette'. ' The successful experiments which have been made abroad with dogs as military messengers have caused the German authori ties to employ them In yet another capacity on the field of glory. There are, at the present moment, a number of shepherds' dogs in training for finding tho wonnded on the battle-field, as formerly the St. Bernards were trained to find the irozen wanderers on the lonely paths of the St. Gotthard. The regiment ef lancers stationed at Huel ben possesses a dozen of these shaggy-coated members of the ambulance corps, which have been taught to hunt up any soldier hidden in the woods and fields in tho neigh borhood of the garrison. On finding a sol dier, they run back and bark till tne am bulance wagon arrives, when they return with it to the very door of the hospital. SOME PEOPLE WHO TBAVEL. Hiss Estella G. Jones and Miss Edna Jones, and Mrs. Seibert, Miss Stella and Mr. Will Seibert, of Oakland, left yesterday for the Pacific Coast. Mrs. Seibert.goes to Join her husband, who has located at San Diego, Col. James P. Anderson, General Passenger Agent of the 'Allegheny Valley Railroad Company, and Mr. Adams, of the freight de- Sartuient, went to New York last night on usineas connocted with the road. "W. H. Parsons, Sr., and AV. H. Parsons, Jr., are guests at the Duqnesne. Mr. Par sons is a multi-millionaire and extensivoly engaged in the manufacture of paper. He' is here on a business mission. Judge Porter left on the limited last night for Colorado. He said he was going there on a three weens' vacation trip, and that Judges McClung and Kennedy would sit on No. 3 in his absence. Ex-Mayor Iioach, of Chicago, was a pas senger on tho limited, astbound, yesterday morning. Ho was en route for New York. Mrs. S. J. Marsh and Miss Mamie Callan have returned to their home on Cliff street after a month's stay at Atlantic City. Miss Mary Swan, of Norristown, is visit ing at the house of Sergeant McCurry, of Wabash avenue," West End. Prof. E. P. Eussell, of. Boston, Murray Verner and C. L. Magee were Eastward trav elers last night. G. W, Eobinson, Andrew Caster and Joseph D. Weeks returned from the East yesterday. General- Passenger Agent Ford, of the Pennsylvania lines, returned from Chicago yesterday. Miss Ximav Godfrey will leave Monday for a trip to Washington, Philadelphia and Cape May. JeSerson Middleton, of the Survey De partment, Washington, isaDuquesne guest. Chief J. O. Brown and Detective Fitz gerald went West yesterday morning. Brainard Borison, an electrician of .Ft. Wayne, is at the Anderson. L. E. Cochran and wife, of Toungstown, are at the Duquesna. C. L. Magee'returned from the East on the Western express. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. San Francisco has 4,600 saloons. r-Cleveland has 23,000 Bohemians. Great Britain has 58,000 women trade unionists. A Marshall county, Mo., man has a male that is U hanas high. It has been discovered that almanacs date back to the year 100 A. D. It Is estimated that every seal consumes about ten pounds offish dally. At a depth of 250 feet at Eddy, N. M., a stratum of salt nas been struck which is 40 feet thick. Each of the four cables upon which the Brooklyn bridge rests has a capacity of 12, 000 tons. An inventor has applied for a patent on a child spanker. It is automatic and said to do its work well. An electric swing suggested for the World's Fair will carry 21 people and swing a distance of 900 feet. The Osage tribe of Indians now num bers 1,500 and is very richowning overLCOO acres of good land apiece. An electrical expert says that no light has been found that will penetrate) a fog better than the old oil lamp. The African fever has again broken out in Atlanta, and hundreds of negroes are talking of emigrating to Liberia. The product of gold in the United States the last 16 years has aggregated the enormous amount of $572,900,000. The gross" revenue from tobacco in Great Britain last year was jC9,717,7Si. There is no free trade in tobacco in England. The smallest church in the world is at 8t. Lawrence, near Ventnor, Isle of Wight. It has a seating capacity of 12 persons. Daily photographs of the sun taken since 1857 show conclusively that that lu minary makes a complete revolution in 11 years. The' French still fight an average of 4,000 duels a year, but as they are mostly bloodless affairs the subject is not a painful one to dwell on. A Georgia groom of 18 who wedded a bride of 49 paid the officiating clergyman a fee of four silver dimes. He couldn't rake together a larger sum. In the 6,000,000 letters that reached the dead-letter office last year, there was money amounting to $23,642, and checks and note3 oftbevalueof $1,471,871. The attorney of the Great Northern Railroad stated recently In court that 27,003 persons were actually detected in attempts to defraud his company last year. In the reign of Edward I it was de clared that the dealers in fish should not be permitted to make a larger profit than 1 penny on each shilling's worth sold, "When the body of E. M. Haskell was disinterred after 20 years' burial at Norjh field, Minn., it was found that he had a beard 23 incheslong. He was smooth-shaved when buried. A farmer living near Independence has a patch of grapes covering ono-tenth of an acre from which he has gathered over 1.000 pounds of grapes. That is at the rate of five tons to the acre. Humboldt calculated the mean level of North America to be 743 feet above the sea, and he found that in 4,500,000 years the whole of North America might be worn down to the sea level. White tar is one of the latest inven tions or discoveries. It will not become soft under the sun's rays in any climate, and is expected to be used largely In calking the deck seams of fine yacnts. An East Indian prince has lately had a bed made for him in Paris at a cost of $25. 000. Its mattress Is a huge musical box and Its canopy is supported by automatic figures that wave funs to cool the air. Vermont is the only State in the Ameri can Union whioh was never a province of a foreign government or a part of another State or Territory of the United States. It was also the first State to Join the original thirteen. Some specimens of mangle wurzel beets grown at Santa Ana, CaL, have been sent to the permanent exhibit at Chicago. The largest beet weighed 66 pounds. One meas ured 3 feet 6 inches in length, and 6 of them weighed 323 pounds. Of a crew of 215 men on the United States ornlser Omaha, which recently ar rived In San Francisco, only 40 are Amer icans. The rest are principally English, Irish, French, German, Scandinavian, Dutch, Japanese and Chinese. The stingiest man in Georgia lives In Wilcox county. He hag been married 11 years, and during that time ha3 onlv bought one sack of fiour undone 25-cent calico dress. He lives at home, and the spinning wheel is still at work in his home. Kansas has a generous shore of sectarian schools. Methodists are educated at Bald win City, Episcopalians at Topeko, Presby terians at Emporia. United Brethren at Lecompton, Campbcllites and Dunkards at Wichita and Catholics at St. Mary's. Southern California growers are making great preparations to furnish the Eastern markets with winter vegetables. There will be several months in the year when the Southern Callforn'a producer will have com paratively no" competition in the East. A cottonwood tree planted in Blue Rapids inli73 was recently measured and was found to be 5 feet 4 inches In circumfer ence at a point two feet from the ground. It had been cast aside as a runt and was stuck in the ground "Just to get it out of the way." It is asserted that the idea of the slot machine is very old. In an inn in one of the rural districts of England the tobacco for the guests was kept in a box which was opened by a English penny; this box was certainly, so the landlord averred, 150 years old. Probably not many of the thousands who dally glance over a bill of fare know its origin. A German publication devoted to subjects gastronomlcal gives this explana tion: "At the meeting of electors in Regens bnrg in the year 1183 Elector Henry, of Braunsonweig, attracted general notice, at a State dinner. He had a long paper before him, to which he referred every time before he ordered a dish.' The Earl of Montfort, who sat near him, asked him what ho was reading. The elector silently handed the paper to his interrogator. It contained a list of the viands prepared for the occasion, which the elector had ordered the cook to write out for him. The idea of having such a lis t so pleased the illustrious assembly that they Introduced it each in his own household, and since that time the fashion of having a menu has spread all over the civilized world." JOKELETS FROMC JUDGE. "Yes, that's a fine dress; but I don't be lieve the beach police ttIU let you go into the water with it." "Mercy I that Isn't a bathing suit. That's a haU dress." Morley Perkins has sent Dumley a chal lenge. Thorley Did Dumley accept it? Morley Yes; and selected rapiers at 40 paces,. Since Brown's wife died he's grown quite gray. Not that he grieves so much, they say; But and the fact there's no denying When she stopped Urlng he stopped dyeing. Mrs. Bunting (near-sighted) What is the object of the notice on that tree? Bnntlng (who sees that it reads "Beware of the dog' ') It Is put there that he who reads may run. He forgets not to boast what he does for his brother. Procuring him victuals and pelf; Though It's not half so hard to beg for another. He finds,, as to beg for himself. Bessie Why didn't you let Charley read your diary? Jessie Because the first time his same appeared was when he proposed and I accepted him. It wiU take at least a week to work in his name nicely in aU the back pages. There's one thing, as it is so true It might as weU be said: To most of us poor Monday' s blue From painting Sunday red. ColoneV Culpepper (who has struck one of his former chattels) What ever became of Auntie Lou? The waiter She's dald. Colonel Culpepper Old age? The waiter So, sah. Olebourb'n. Poet (impressively) I always know when I write something that is Terr good. Critic (thoughtfully) But do yon know when you write something that is very bad? Mrs. Laytin (just returned from a good time) Why, it'i only two la the morning., Mr. Laytin Hnmpbl If I'd oeea coining home alone Instead Of with you, you'd think it wasUte enough, I'll bet I x -, ' , , .. . '.v... ...-- ' ...- ' , .... vat i,HStM'jSii -,. :.:i:i&:3k&Tl,&i$,,t.?ili tA&-Jh.KLitz.fk mmgxmMES&E3G&m 11itj.i .;