C0URT1HG IH MEXICO. The GhiTalrous Lover Has to Put TJp With a Good Deal Before He Wins. WATCHIM FOE THE (HBL TVears His Heels Into His Ankles Pacing Beneath Her Window. HE PAIS THE WEDDKG EXPENSES. The Cooking Is All Done Over Charcoal and Eangcs Are Unknown. MOBILITY OF THE SISTER REPUBLIC rcOBRrsroMimcK or tus dist atchj UADALAJARA, MEXICO, Aug. 18. Guadalajara is the Athens-of Mexico. It is the art center of the Kepublic, and though it is little known in the United States the city contains 100,000 inhabitants, and it has one of the finest thea ters on the American con tinent It is one ot the oldest cities of Mexico, and up untilayearortwo ago it was several nun dred miles away from a railroad. It is a city of wealth and culture. It has the finest looking men and the prettiest girls of our sister Kepublic, and there isno better place than here for the study of the senorita in all her caprices and all her beauty. The women of Eastern Mexico have round, plump faces. Their noses are inclined to thickness, and their complexions are often sallow. The girls here have features of the Greek east, and even in the markets and among the peddlers about the plaza you find laces that might have served as models for Praxitiles. Their hair is usually of raven blackness, and it grows so luxuri antly that the average girl has locks which reach below her waist HOW THEY CARE TOR THEIR HAIR. The Mexican woman is very particular booui ner nair. one wasnes it several times a week and goes from the public bath with it streaming down her shoulders and over her back. You will see women with their hair hanging in this way in any Mexican city, and the custom is as common among the rich as the poor. The eyes of the Guadalajara girls are large, dark, liquid aud full of souL They are frank and hon est, but by no means bold, and the maidens have all the modesty and coyness for which the Mexican girls are noted. Mexican girls have none of the freedom of our American maidens. Until within a year or so the daughter of a Mexican gen tleman never thought of going out on the street alone, and yon see few girls riding or walking without their mothers, their aunts or some ugly old woman in a black shawl who acts as chaperone or duenna. The for eign residents of Mexico City have taught more freedom, but the girls still stick to their duennas and none of them are allowed to receive gentlemen callers. Thev are backward in the presence of men, and they have neither unknown correspondents nor uuaruing scuooi mirations, xne gins are brought up at home and a favorite pet name for them is chickens. amusing- srsxEii of nicknames. Young girls are calledrollitas or little chickens and old girls are latniUarily called pollas or growji chickens. It is needless to say that the Mexican dude as a rule pre fers the pollitas. The men have their nick names as well as the girls, and the- are known as gallos or palhuos, and this, strange to say, is a Mexican expression meaning young or old roosters. This, how ever, is not so much different from our own custom, for do e not contemptuously apply tbe name "old rooster" to the men we think but little of, and is not on: of our most endearing terms for girls thai of the duck? The senorita matures much earlier than her American sister. She is as old at 13 as our girls are at 18, and the law provides that she may be married as 11. At 25 she begins to verge on old-maidenhood and at 30 she is passee. Mexican women age very rapidly, wives are old and fat at 35, and I see but few women with gray hair. Mexi can marriages are often arranged by the wMv A Beauty of Mexico. parents, and a Mexican courtship is hollow mockery as far as the young man is con cerned. WATCHING HIS LOVE'S "WINDOW. His love has to be a case of love at first Bight, and when he sees the girl whom he wishes to marrv he lets her know his love by putting on his best go-to-meeting Sun day leather breeches, with a line ot silver buttons dowu their legs, his 50 felt hat, with a rim as big as a butter bowl, and his swell coat and takes his stand in front of the maiden's window. Here for hours he'looks and sighs, varying his position by now and then strutting up and down the'sidewalk, never letting his eyes turn away from the window. He does this for day after day and night after night until the family take notice of his devotion and inquire into his bank account and his character. If they approve of the match the maiden appears at the window, and as love grows hot, she comes out and fans herself on the tecond story balcony. This, however, is never before the young man has been tan talized by a w eek or so of walking up and down before her window and lie has to con tinue this walking often for months before he gets inside the house. This walking and poing and sighing is known here by the phrase, "playing the bear," and this bear act has to be done by every beau. HARD LINES FOE THE XiOVER. The worst of tho matter is the lost time that a fellow has to spend before he can know definitely whether he is going to make any impression whatever. Once be gun it has to ds kept up day after day, whether it rains or shines, and a beau who would be scared out by a thunder storm would be sure to lose his sweetheart As the acquaintance goes on the beau may bring his guitar, or if he is not a musician Pit Wit he may hire a band. The girl, if she falls in lore, mar drop him a rose or so, or she may smile upon mm, or nnauy, when he has worn his heels into his ancles, he may be invited to call. This indicates that the familv like him. They like him so well that they stay in tho ' them into tight, little shoes, with heels in room during all his calls, and if he invites middle of the sole, after the most approved the girl to go any place with him he has to Paris fashion. These shoes make the Mex take her sisters, her cousins and her aunts ' ican walk a mincing one, and the result is with him. If he still perseveres he is Riven a chance to see the girl alone for an hour or so, and ho knows that this means that it ii time for him to propose. If he does pro pose the girl tells him that ho must ask mamma or papa, and upon doing this he finds that their conditions are decidedly practical ones. IT'S AN EXPENSIVE BUSINESS. The question of dollars and cents enters into it and the young fellow has to pay all the bills. He buys her wedding outfit and wararoDe, gives ner aresses ana jewels. She does the selecting and sends the bill-to him. If the young man is very much in love he may "give his bride carte blanche butifheisat all a practical man he will fix a limit beyond which the bills must not' go. The groom is expected to furnish the home, if the voung couple go into an establishment of their own and if not he is expected to go into his wife's family and live with them. After a man has gone through the bear UUB1UC33, 11U9 ttUSlCU 11IB BUUS13X1CG IH laKlIl his future wife's relatives to parties, ami j has gone through the inane custom of visit- ing her in the presence of her family he ' finds that he still has something to do be- i fore he can get married. Divorce is less common in Mexico than with us and there is little chance for a fraudulent wedding. Two months before the wedding an an nouncement of it must be registered at the cathedral and the priest must register it in the civil court Outside the court door the names of the couple must be put upon a bulletin and Kept there for 20 days preceding the wedding and there has to be a wedding before the priest and then one before the judge. AMEEK1ANS MAKnr THREE TIMES. At this last ceremony there must be six witnesses, and one ot these must be the priest who performed the church ceremony. I found a number of Americans who had married Mexican girls, and an American has to go throuch a third wedding in addi tion to the above two. This is in connec tion with the American Consul and at the close of it he is tied to his wife as fast as two countries and a church can make him. At some of the Mexican marriages a silver cord with two loops is fastened around the neck of the.bride and groom and the groom gives the bride money as a sign that she is to have her hand in the family pocket book. As soon as tho wedding is over the couple go to the best photograph gallery in the city and have their pictures taken in their wedding finery. I have taken a good many pictures in Mexico, and I have to visit the galleries to have my developing done. I hnd the cases filled with pictures of girls in wedding veils with uneasy men standing beside them, and I was for a long time at a loss to know the cause of the custom. After leaving the photographer's, the bride and groom return home to the house of the bride's mother or to the estab lishment of the groom. There is no bridal tour, and the young people settle down at once to married life. THE TABLES TURNED AT IjAST. It is not till now, howeverf that the man has any sort of an ownership of the girl. While he is courting her she did just as she pleased. During the interval between the civil ceremony and the church ceremony which lasted perhaps a week she remained at her home and he remained at his and though he was her legal husband he did not e en dare visit her. There is little home life in Mexico. There is' no word in the language which expresses our idea of home. The Mexican house has no fireside nor base burner stove around which the familv eath- ers and the people lack that home charac teristic which is such an important clement among the Anglo-Saxons and the Germans. They are more like the French and the Ital ians than us and the Mexican morality is said to be considerablv looser than ours. Among the lower classes it is notorious that marriages are on aud off at the will of the contracting parties and among the higher classes, while marriages stick, there is a fair proportion of both sexes who have their sweethearts outside of their own fami lies. Girls are so eeoluded before marriage that they do not learn how to take care of themselves and after marriage they do as they please. Of course the majority of women are good in Mexiro as they are the wojrld over; but their ideas of life and vir tue' are more those of a French girl than like ours. Americans who have Mexican wives tell me that they make good help meets. They are economical and very fond of their children. The most of them smoke after marriage, though they have not been permitted to do so in publio before ano they take care of their houses in the true Mexican way. THE QUEER JESXICASr ETIQUETTE. Mexican social customs are much differ ent from ours. At every railroad station 1 have stopped I have seen grown men rush into each other's arms and press their cheeks while they hug most frantically and pat each other on the shoulder. I see women embracing and rubbing their cheeks one against the other. They throw kisses at one another as they part and they have a way of putting their torcfingers and thumb to their lips and throning a whole handful of kisfes at once, which is very pretty when the lips are like ripe cherries and the girls are young. "When vou call upon a Mexican familv the lady does not rise to receive you and the strangers here make the first calls. The people you call upon drop their work the moment you come in and they are full of polite expressions. They always re fer to their house as yours, and an invitation I got yesterday requested me to come to see a Mexican at my house, on some street, the name of which! never heard before. The Mexicans give few dinner parties aud teas and luncheons are usually confined to the family. Every woman of the better classes, however, wants to have her box at the opera and her carriage and vou can sea nil Mexico City every afternoon driving on the 1'aseo. You know that half of the carriages are not paid for, but yon enjoy the sight'all the same. NOT VESr GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS. The Mexican woman is fond of dress, but she does not waste much time on her morn ing toilet After a breakfast of a cup of chocolate and a roll she puts on a Mother Hubbard and a pair of slippers and loafs about until dinner or the second breakfast, which comes at noon. I don't think, as a rule, that she is the best housekeeper in the world, and she is by uo means averse to paint and powder. I see dark faces covered with Hour in every crowd I enter, and thero are many red cheeks made so by other means than those of nature. It used to be that only the mantilla was used as a head dress. This is a 6carf of white or black lace and it is used as a head-dress and a shawl combined. You see thousands of them in Mexico City, and they are still the common head dress here, but at the capital Paris fashions are coming in, and ugly Paris bonnets and hats are taking its place. These Mexican girls wear their hair low on the forehead, and I am told that the "bang" came from Mexico. They dress it up iu a sort of a Greek knot on the back of Making Bread. mtMmmi rwiT? IHE tbe head and sometimes let it hang in long braids down their back. They are very proud of their hair, but they are especially proud of their hands and feet They have beautiful hands, soft, plump and finely I formed, bnt thev ruin their feet by putting ' yu nna out lew good waiters among tnem. HOUSEKEEPING IN MEXICO. Housekeeping is carried, on ere in a much different style than with us. It is necessary to have about three times as many servants and the servants are as particular about the work which they do as if they belonged to the wastes of India. Your cook will never make the bed nor will the chamber maid go into the kitchen. If you can get her to wait upon the table you will do well, and your cook would leave you if asked to do the washing. The cooking is all done with charcoal and the kitchen has a little ledge of brioks built into the wall with a number of holes sunk into the side of it and with others meeting these let into its top. The holes at'the top are for the fire and the side holes furnish the draught and form a receptacle for the ashe. You light your A Peon Beauty. charcoal at the top and fan away at tho front and thus keep the coals bnrning. There is not a bit of iron about the stove and the cooking utensils are of clay. In this city of 100,000 people I don't suppose there is a single iron cooking stove and I doubt whether there is an iron pot, pan or skillet. "Water is boiled, soups are made,, meats are fried, and in fact a first-class dinner is gotten up on charcoal by means of pans of red clay of the color of bricks, and these pots and pans range in size from n butter plate to a dishpan and from an egg cup to an aDple-butter kettle. COOKING RANGES ARE UNKNOWN. Many of the stoves have half a dozen openings, and in these half dozen charcoal fires will be burning. It is possible to cook only on the fire, and there has to be a fire for each dish. The Iturbide Hotel, which is the biggest hotel in Mexico, does all its cooking this way, and such a thing as our big cooking ranges would be a curiosity. The Mexican cook usually has a great number of friends, She keeps her family with her in the kitchen, and a man can rely upon keeping a sort of an Aztec boardi.ug house when he enters into his contract with his cook. The other rooms of the house are quite as queer as the kitchen. The houses are, you know, all built around a court, which serves as a stable for the horse and the place for keeping the carriage, or which mar be a beautiful garden. There are often galleries running around this court, upon which the second-story rooms open, and in some houses you will find a fountain play ing in it inside the big booms. The rooms ara all frescoed instead ot tianered. and theirfloors are all of tiles or bricks instead of boards. If they are of brick the brick is painted, and you will find hut little carpet upon them onlya a strip in front of the bed perhaps, or running along in front of a eofa. Xou would be interested in the dining room, which has a floor of the same kind, and in the eorner of which is a washstand which you may use in the place of your finger bowls at the close of your meals. At your brcactast you will do well if you have a table cloth, and you will find that it consists of little more than chocolate and bread. Your dinner will be soup and half a dozen boiled dishes, beans and desert, and you will be expected to eat the beans whether you take anything else or not After dinner you will smoke a cigarette with the family, and after supper, if you follow the example of the family, you will go to bed. You will find your bed as hard as a board, and you will look in vain for spring mattresses. You will go to bed with a candle, and theohances are that you will be tronbled with fleas. "With all this you will nevertheless sleep like a top, and you will find so many pleas ant things mixed up with these little incon veniences that you will say that Mexican life is after all as pleasant as any in the world. LOVE AMONG THB,AZTECS. The common people, the peons or the peasants of Mexico, have customs of their own. and as far as I can see thev have as strong a love for eadh other as any people in the world. I meet many a young man and woman everywhere I go walking along hand Doing the Bear Act. in hand or with the arm of the man thrown around the waist of the woman and the two looking into each other's eyes as lovingly as ever Jtomeo gazed at Juliet. Some of the In dian girls are very pretty, and their fine Aztec features shine like the face of the Madonna out of their blue rebosas which they drape so picturesquely around their heads and shoulders. They do not care much for dress, but their costume, consist ing of this shawl, chemise and a skirt, though very plain, is by no means unbe coming, and they form one of the most at tracts e features of the population. The women are said to be very true to the men, and though marriage is often too ex pensive a luxury for them to indulge in, they live together as true to one another as though they had been tied by the church and court Both man and woman work to support the family, and here as in America the woman often does the most of the work. She literally makes the bread of the family, and a great part of her life, is taken up in bending over a stone and rolling or grinding tortillas. Oat of Indian corn soaked in lime water she makes the mush fop the corn cakes of the family and her life is certainly one of hardship, though it seems to be ona of love. Frank G. Carpenter. Feet without corns are pearls of high price. Daisy Corn Cure is positive and per nianent in its effect 15 cents; all druggists PITTSBURG DISPATCH, FRANCE IN THE EAST. She Is Making Cochin China Richest Land of the Orient. the TOWNS GROW LIKE MUSHROOMS. Modern Improvements That Would Shame Pittsburg by Contrast SAD BT0ET OP HUEDEEEES" FIELD "tcOBRrsroiTOEJtcB or the oisrATcn.1 Saigon,, July 20. Travelers in the far East who pass Cochin-China without stop ping there a few days do not know that the French Bepublio is rapidly building up one of the richest colonies in this part of the globe. The city of Saigon affords good evi dence of what is going on. Twenty-five years ago it was a miasmatio and almost deadly marsh, with a few wretched huts and hovels scattered here and there among its pools. To-day it is a fine young city, well arranged and laid out with parks and .boulevards sufficient to accommo date "a population of 300,000 souls. Nine tenths of it is well drained and sewered; it has an inexhaustible supply of pnre sweet water; and all building within the fire limits are substantial and almost fireproof structures. The roads are as level and smooth as a floor; the sidewalks almost worthy of Paris and the publio buildings handsomer than those of Singapore and Hongkong. Like these two cities it is. no longer unhealthful; sanitary engineering, scientific drainage, efficient street cleaning and thorough disinfection whenever and wherever necessary have reduced the death and disease rate to abont the normal of Marseilles and Naples. growths that are marvelous. Tho progiesa of Saigon is wonderful enough, but that of the new cities in the in terior Cho-Loong and Mytho, borders on the marvelous. These when the French conquered the country were Bmall agri cultural villages; they ore now busy manu facturing cities, the former possessing a population of nearly 200,000 and the latter one almost if not quite as large. The policy of the administration strongly favors immi gration. The result is a steady stream of Anamites, Siamese, Burmese and Chinese from Yun-nan and Ton-Quin by land and Macao.Hongkong and Canton by water. The two new cities are essentially Mongolian in the nationality of their citizens, but they are French to the core in their neatness, cleanliness and municipal excellence. Busy is no word for them. Baw materials come in from every direction and manu factured goods pour out. The railroads and the Saigon river carry tens of thousands of tons of freight annually. The trip from Cape St James to Mytho is one to be long remembered. A few hills guard like senti nels the river, which in some past age was a far larger stream than it is to day. On the South and on either side of the river be yond the hills is a vast delta, whose rich and prolifio soil can support millions, and which ere many years have elapsed will be one of the granaries of the world. WONDERS OP SAIGON RIVER. At present it is almost virgin soil. A dense jungle covers large portions of its surface where lurk tigers, leopards, croco diles and huge serpents. The Saigon river was undoubtedly planned upon the prin ciple of a snake. It winds in and out, as if hopelessly lost In each mile of length it faces every point of the compass. It is a stream of surprises. At one point it seems a mile wide while at another you can almost toss a biscuit to either bank. But it is deep and strong. According to the tide is its velocity, now quiet as a mountain lake and two hours afterwards rushing tumultuosly past like a mill race. The city of Saigon is a pleasant spectacle from the decks ot the steamer. The publio buildings, neat and effective, the houses of the people and the roads embowered in trees and greenery, the streets in rich, red day in vivid contrast with the universal and intense green of vegetable life; the eitizens of different races In gayly colored costumes; the activity of trade and com merce; the soldiery and constabulary in bright uniforms, all combine to make a brilliant, beautiful and interesting picture. AN rNTERMTNABLB GRAVEYARD. From Saigon the best route is by rail. You can go on foot, horseback, in ox cart or by native boats on the river branches. The country between Saigon and Mytho is the same delta formation as below the city, but the ground is higher and dryer. It is a great plain broken by pools, marshes and water courses. When it is cultivated, it yields fruit and vegetables in the greatest profusion. Onlya twentieth, however, is under the plow. At some past period it must have had a swarming population. Sometimes for miles the locomotive thun ders through an interminable graveyard. Sometimes it rushes past ruins and hills where once stood great Cambodian or pre Cambodian cities. "Who inhabited these places is unknown. The architecture of what is left seems a mean between the Assyrian and the Hin doo. Sometimes it is strikingly Egyptian in character. There are tombs which are perfect decapitated Sphinxes. The sim ilarity goes so far as to have a tablet on the stone'breast or in the paws of the fabulous animal on which are indecipherable inscrip tions. Some characters have been identi fied a Chinese and still others as Sanscrit, showing thatcenturies ago there mnst have been a heavy commerce between this land and its colossal neighbors to the East and West STORY OT A TRENCH SZLXJNG. Near Cho-long In ancient cemetery which the Anamites call "Murderer's Field." Here during the French conquest the last army of the native monarch, 4U,uuu young men, the flower of the land, encountered a French force of a quarter of their number. The former were armed with warclubs, maces, spears and bows and arrows; the latter with rifles, revolvers and cannon. The French "on account of their necessities took no prisoners." At the first charge the poor Anamites were routed with terrible slaughter. They threw down their arms and took to flight Then began a carnage whose history has never been written. The victors flanked, shot down and bayonetted the half-naked fugitives, and followed the survivors to again flank, shoot and kilt "When darkness ended the day, a few hundred worn out and wounded wretches hiding in the swamps were all that was left of tho proud army that started out iu the morning. The dead were so many that they could not be buried and in their decay started a pestilence which swept off over 100,000 souls. ' Since then there has never been made any resistance to the invader and ever since has the Anamites adopted the Chinese phrase and called their con querors foreign devils, but always with bated breath. The French record is very meager. It says that the Anamites at tacked their troops and were repulsed with very heavy losses. It also notices an epi demio the same month in the neighborhood of the battle field which caused a large number of deaths. TREATMENT Or BRIGANDS. In matters of this sort the French do no half-way work. They have taken as, their pattern the British system in Northwestern India and improved upon it. Last month two parties of brigands, one Anamite 40 strong and one Chinese 8 strong, were re ported as pillaging some out-of-the-way vil lages in the interior. The marauders had probably counted on 'the fact that there were no Europeans in the district, that the community was poor and insignificant and that the nearest troops were two hundred miles away. But they reckoned without their host Soldiers were sent from various garrisons as as to encirole the malefactors and within three weeks had accomplished their work. The report of their proeeed- ines as published is a model of brevity. "Surprised both bands of brigands. Cap tured and shot ten in the market-place. t SUETPAT, AUGUST 3, Best killed in the melee. Four soldiers wounded and ona killed." No matter how begun and maintalned,the new regime is bringing forth good fruit Everywhere are the signs of industry, thrift and prosperity. In the larger cities the new buildings ot brick and stone are sup planting the old ones of bamboo and mats. Miles of street are paved, sewered, guttered and curbed as well as any in Paris and London. In the suburbs are kilns, where brick, tiles arid terra cotta are being baked or lime and -cement are being burned; quar ries, where the rock is being shaped for building, paving or ornamental purposes; foundries and forges where smiths are ever busy; and tanneries where hides are con verted into the cheap spongy leather so dear to Chinese and Japanese. A PECULIAR MO NGOLIAN CUSTOM. No high civilization is ever imposed upon a lower but what a struggle results. In Anam and Tonquin it takes the form of on attempt to suppress traffic in girls and women which is peculiar to the Mongolian races. Girls are valuable property from the moment of birth. They are not sold as slaves but are "adopted for a .considera tion." The parents, by either blood or adoption have the legal right to let out their daughters at a certain monthly rent or to sell them for a round sum. The girl does not lose respectability by the opera tion in the least; but on the contrary is highly esteemed as one who is aiding in the support of her" parents or in their accumu lation of wealth. The custom is popular and time-honored. Its importance, may be measured from the fact that the average wages of a man are 25 cents a day aud that of a girl according, to her beauty and accomplishments bring from ?15 to 560 per month and her board thrown in or if sold outright from 5200 to 53,500. Thus far the French have confined their efforts to the punishment of brokers and middlemen. At first they bastinadoed and fined these miscreants, then they added icrms oi imprisonment ana tnis year tney have made it capital offense and have already beheaded two guilty parties. The only perceptible effect has been to make the traffic, mora secret and slow, but not'to diminish its proportions. "WAGES Off 25 CENTS A DAY. The working people seemed contented, and prosperous. Their wants are few indeed. Bents are very low. about 50 cents a month an adult; the Itss clothing, the greater the comfort and the simpler the diet, the better for health. "Wages are good; considering the actual cost of living they are very good. Unskilled laborers average 25 cents per diem and skilled abont twice as mueh. This is about donble what they are in China and serves to explain the constantstream of emmicrrants from the Emnire. The French rule with a rod of iron,but rule with an even-handed justice, which has won the hearts of their subjects. They show a far deeper interest in the welfare of their wards than do the English in Hongkong or the Dutch in Sumatra. The caste Bystem which prevails in the two cities mentioned, .making a Mongol or a Malay a social outcast is almost unknown in the French colony. They believe that their subjects' interests are identical with their own and act accordingly. Under their benign rule, it is easy to see that Cochin-China is destined to have a great future and that Saigon ere long will be an Eastern metropolis as rich and influential as Singapore, Hongkong or Yokohama. Fales-Bedloe. TEE TAX ON BACHELOES. Eato Field Thinks the Plan Is a Good and Equitable One. The 'Wyoming Legislature has passed a law taxing bachelors $2-a year, says Kate Field in her Washington. "Whether the faot that women vote there has anything to do with this new departure I don't know, but why isn't it a just tax? Society says to woman, "It's your business to be married as soon after you have made your debut as possible. Otherwise you'll be called on old maid, than which there can be no epithet more odious. But you can't choose a hus band. That would be most unwomanly. You must wait to be asked." The result is that the average woman takes what offers not what she wants rather than risk her chances on the future; and men stalk about literally the lords of creation. "Well, if these lords don't choose to take npon themselves the responsibilities of matrimony, why should not they pay a penalty? Just so long as women are taunted for living in single blessedness, just so long ought unmarried men to be taxed. This tax should begin at the ago of 30, and be doubled every five years, unless a bachelor proves that he has been crossed in love, or is true to some sainted Maria, whose memory is dearer to him than tho smiles of sirens still alive. Poverty, perhaps, may be an extenuation of the offense; in this case it wonld be well to make the bachelors work out this tax in some way nseful to the State, while the victims of blighted affection could be utilized inxmaritj; organizations. The more I think the matter oyer the more righteous I think the tax. If rigidly enforced, it might relieve the embargo on women. When the sexes stand, on equal f rounds, it will be in order to tax both achelors and old'maids. THE HOLY COAT OF'TBEVES. It Had to Be Given a Coat of Bubber and Silk to Preserve It. The date set for the exhibition of the Sa cred Coat of Treves is August 20. It is an event of greatjnterest to Boman Catholics, owing to its infrequent oeourrence. In ancient times the coat was exposed to the public gaze, but as it showed unmistakable signs of decay, owing to its excessive age, it was covered with a coating of rnbber and silk and put carefully away lest it should be entirely lost to tbe church. The ooat is a bell-shaped garment of fine texture, woven entirely in one piece. It is said that authen tic records prove the garment to bo the seamless coat worn by our Savior. It was brought to Treves by Helen, the mother of (Jonstantine tno lireat, wmiener son was re siding there as Governor of the western portion of the Boman Empire. The faith ful claim that many startling miracles have been wrought during former expositions ot the garment Treves was founded by. the Emperor Augustus, and is the oldest oity in Germany. It is a picturesque and historic old town. The railroads have made preparations for immense crowds. Protestants take almost as much interest as Catholics. A HOSPITAL FOB SOILS. St. Juouls Tfas a Place Where Their Broken Heads and limbs Are Fired Up. Bt. Louis Post-DIspatcbO There is a new hospital in St. Louis this time for tiny people, people, who, good as they are, will meet with accidents in spits of care. One young lady has discovered the secret of mending dolls perfectly and has opened a hospital for broken dolls in con junction with a prominent French hair dresser and face artist, who devotes his time to repairing the creases of time and in finding remedies for the blemishes on beauty, whilst the doll surgeon devotes herseff .to putting dextrously together broken heads, arms, hands and limbs of the bisque and waxen beauties, who have met with accidents and are suffering the results. Already the hospital is full of the wound ed beauties and they come ont as bright as new dollars from the newly discovered treatment. Now that dolls have real hair instead of flaxen wool, the hair-dressers make it a regular thing to keep dolls' hair in order each week as assiduously as they do hair on real heads. Becent Electrical Decisions. The courts in deciding that the incandes cent lamp bolongs to Edison and the storage batteries to the Brush Company have lifted two clouds which have been hanging over the electrical world for a long time past Many projects will now go forward, but cheap prices will not come until a lot of omnibus electrical patents have run out shEES '"Tspwfpippfa 1891 A FREAK- STATESMAN. Remarkable Specimen "Who Broke Into Congress From Tennessee. HIS NAME WAS JAMES MULLINS. "When He Spoke Everybody Stopped Work aud Got Beady to Laugh. SAMPLES OP HIS STILE" OP 0EAT0ET CWjunxM ros tub dispatch, No more remarkable specimen of the pos sibilities under a high protective tariff has ever been seen in the House of Bepresenta tives than was James Hullins, and it -would be interesting to know the exact circum stances, conditions and environment that combined to produce such a character. All that I know of his urevions history is what is told of him in the brief notice in the Congressional dictionary. He was born in Bedford county, Tenn., in 1807; received a limited education; worked on his father's farm during his minority, then became a mill-wright; in 1831 was made a militia Colonel, was Sheriff of his county for several years was compelled, on ac count of his devotion to the Union, to flee within the Federal lines for safety: became a staff officer; participated in tbe battle of Murfreesboro; was a delegate to the Nash ville Convention in 1856; was elected to the State Legislature the same year; was Speaker of that body, and then elected a single term to Congress. HIS SPEECH tVAS 'WONDERFUIi. Mullins hailed from East Tennessee, and the wonder was that sort of a constituency must it have been that sent sueh a Repre sentative to Congress? His district was hard by that represented by Horace Jtay nard, a. man of undoubted ability, with a dreamy, meditative manner, and the look and stoicism of an Indian. But it is not of him but of Mullins, bless his simple old heart, that I desire now to write. Mullins was a living proof that the Davy Crockett style of oratory was not altogether either a burlesque or an exaggeration. Mullins was a fiery, impetuous character whose words, in the excitement of Congressional debate, tnmbled out of his mouth without any ap parent coherence or connection, and in the most astonishing defiance of all the rules which grammarians ever in vented to regulate the speaking of the King's English; to the intense delight of his auditors, who at times almost forgot to laugh at the grotesqueness of the speaker in their wonder at the performance. He occupied a seat immediately in the front of the Speaker, and when he got on his feet and commenced one of his astonishing oratorical-performances, and his arms began to fly about like a couple of flails in a winter threshing, and his body to twist and distort into all sorts of shapes under the excitement of the occasion, members got close about him and fairly yelled with delight; for his etyle was so unique, so utterly unlike any thing in the heavens above or the earth be neath., that it would scarcely have been any violation of the second commandment of the decalogue to have fallen down and wor shiped it HB USED A BIG BANDANNA. It is impossible to do justice to it by any words at my command. What he was driving at, or on what side of the question, or what question he was discussing, 'or whether any question at all, wsuld nave puzzled any man to determine; but Mullins spoke on all the same. It didn't make the slightest difference to him, and when he had concluded he dropped in his seat wholly exhausted, and wiped his noble brow with a prodigious red bandanna hand kerchief, with the air of supreme satisfac tion which always characterizes a man who thinks "he has gone-and done it" But it is too bad to ridicule Mullins. He was a good old sonl and meant all well enough if he ever knew what he did mean, aud if he did, he was the only mas in the House who did. I hope ha still lives some where among his native mountains and spends his declining days in fighting his battles oyer again, telllne to his admiring constituents what he did for the glory of vuo umiuii buu me guuu ui me people m fighting bloodless battles on the floor of the National Congress. But Mullin s own speeches will oonvey a better idea of Mullins than any words of mine, tnougn tne speeenes ot the members as they come from the hands of the report ers, and after they have "licked them into shape," do not by any means do justice to the speech itself as delivered. On a bill to provide for the appointment of a marshal for the District of Columbia, Mullins said: BREAD AND BUTTER TOUTICS. Mr. Speaker, Ave minutes is a very short time in which to moot the array of gentle men who have pitched into our bread and butter. Now, Mr. Speaker, I rise merely lor the purpose of saying that of all tbe parties that ever existed on the continent of Amer ica, the party represented by gentlemen on the other side has, God knows, the least apology for accusing any other party of be- inff a oreau ana Duller party, trny, it Has been regarded in any other light, and we see an axemnlincation of its instincts in tbe man nerin whioh Its members lick at tbe "pillar of salt" up hero at the other end of the ave nue not Lot's wife, but the great I Am. They all go like the rat to the cheese and nibble at him, so voracious aro they for bread and butter. And they have got their bread and butter at the expense of the peo ple of this country until now their cakes, like those of Ephraim. are one side raw and the other burnt And I am sorry to say there is more blood in this matter than but ter. Wo will have $2 a day and roast beef. friend Stevens; and it shall be none of your poor beef; not a bit of it; and It shall not be beef which is dried on tho hoef. Let them not complain about bread and butter, and say that we are going abont smelling into holes for bread and butter. God knows, of all offensive holes there ever were in the world, this "conservative" holo is the worst Anybody can smell it without a nose. On the contested election case of Smith versus Brown Mullins said: A PATRIOTIC EFPOBT. I repeat, we have to deal with a question lying at the very foundation of a govern ment whose people are as the stars ot a Arm ament (some of them, I grievo to say, wan dering stars) and whose march of empire is carrying the nation westward as a burning meteor frem. tho arch of the sky a peoplo who havo been under tbe benign influence of God,' who holds this country in his oternal fist of rjower. and who has been Tileased to let us nee from the empire of despots and come forth into a land which I Drobounce to be the New Jerusalem come down from God ( out of heaven. Could 1 bo permitted to lift, you up by my voice, one or two thousand yeacs from to-day. you would tell me whether 1 have spoken rashly or not ; other wise thero is no entering wedge to break the gloom of darkness that held spellbound the empties of earth for six thousand years and to bring on a mlllenlum. What was moro glorious in tbe events of time than the birth of the American Government t Coming forth like tbe sun in the morning, and chain ing tbe empires of tho world to the whorls of the car, she broke through the gloom in 1776, and sbo setup her standard in the darkness and said: "Come and look at this brazen serpent which we raise." But enough of that What did the fathers say about it! Tho first thing they dcclaied stands as a frontispiece; meets you at the threshold of the Govern ment. What did they declare toyouT For God's sake do not say we are oil tbe track unless you look at the sign board of tbe con stitution. So npt talk to us abont doing whatls unconstitutional; you have never kept Inside of that instrument. I ask the sword of J ustice to be still in Its sheath while I discuss this matter. This speech recalls the famous reply of the Kentucky lawyer to his legal opponent In a criminal case who had spoken for a couple of hours in the most irrelevant man ner. "Gentlemen of the jury, my opponent has roamed with Bomulus, and socked with Socrates, and ripped with Euripides, but what has it all to do with the case now try ing before you?" Clinton Lloyd. Copyright 1891, by the author. Not Dead Yet In an article on mausoleums published 'last Sunday the statement was inadvertent ly made that the handsome granite mauso leum erected by Mr. J. P. Ober in the Alle gheny Cemetery, at a cost of $15,000, was occupied by the remains of that worthy gentleman. It is needless to say to the many people who know him that he is still very much alive. 3J'T&!FJr ?TV A STORY OF THE AMERICAN STAGE. WRITTEN FOB THE-DISPATCH :e:m::m:.a "st. SHiEKi3D.35r. ZB5T CHAPTER L CAIXED AT TEN. The theater was cold. A theater usually is cold on Monday morning. During the time between the going out of Saturday night's fires and the tardy heating of Monday the dampness creeps out of the caverns under the stage, and a grim mist gathers from the flies and settles dankly toward the place where the footlights onght to be. There is no cold like the shivery, ill-smelling cold of an unheated theater. It struck Mar guerite with discomfort directly she got past the carefully guarded heat of the door keeper's little den. He had gruffly chal lenged her entrance and growled: "Yes, its the Benton Square Theater. "What's your business?" He seemed suspicious. A stage doorkeeper always suspects one who asks information. "I'm a member of Mr. Kildare's company. StW& YOU STAT HERE AND His manager, Mr. Dash, directed me to come here this morning for rehearsal at 10. May may I go in?" She felt her life a gift from him as she went by. Asking the direction to the stage had been out of the question. She fol lowed on chance the damp-smelly passage before her until it opened into a big room. Here sets of scenery were banked and various properties hung. A doorway on the opposite side gave a dusky glimpse of a segment of the footlight curve, and of a cotton cloth draped box. Marguerite was not above curiosity in a property room. There seemed no one about, so she took a look at some greasy tin armor and thought what a great life stage life is. The cold, however, was cruel in a still penetrating way. It was draughty and more cruel on the stage itselC The front of the house, like the boxes, was draped with white dust oovers, and from the windows in the gallery streaks of pale gray light slanted into un expected corners. The dust afloat in these streaks of light was thick and fuzzy, and one felt choky at the fancy of breathing air ST TTie Greats Tin Armor. so laden. The stage bared of setting seemed much larger than the auditorium, and the slant of the boards was almost dizzily apparent Over by one of the boxes was a big roll of carpet Jighted by a brilliant patch of sun light, the base of a slanting golden column which was flung,Jacob'slauder-like, through the dusty air from a far up window in the flies. Marguerite instinctively made for this patch, though it proved small comfort against the penetrating curse of the place's rh!11. Tt was not her first neeD behind the ,., hut the dismal horror of tho ereat 1. VUI bare hole weighed upon Jier. There is nothing picturesque about either the deser tion or the contusion of a stage. The one is forbidding and the other is an ugly chaos. She looked at her watch, a big silver one, by the way, that had been father's. Ten 'o'clocK. Rehearsal was called at 10, yet not a soul beside herself had arrived. A panic seized her. Possiblyit wasn't called at the Benton Square at alL At this point the sound of a slamming door reassured her, and a merry: "Greetipg, old crosspatchl In just the same old ugly fit you were last time? Oh, my business is all right, and you know me, too; and I'm here lor rehearsaL Bye bye." A moment later after a crescendo click of heels, a trim figure poised itself in Mar guerite's view, came briskly on the stage, took a quick bird-like look from side to side, shot a special glance at Marguerite, and then began a brisk walk to and fro. If this had been done deliberately to display a stylish figure, a graceful carriage, and a well poised gait, it could not have done so more fully; but evidently the intention was to ward oft the chill. After a turn or two she came toward Marguerite, saying in a crisp way: "You seem to have the only bit of sun shine and " . Then sho dropped her umbrella and the manuscript part she carried, and reaching out both hands, cried; "Good gracious, it's Daisyl" "Fredal" "However did you coma here? You dear thing there! Don't look scared because I hugged you. I'm glad to see you. Where did you coma from? Ara you going to be in the company? I pity you. I thought you weren t going on the stage. You used to say so at the school. Did you stick to ''-Hta !,.. ' im & si i.-V rr s-. ' "Til rar w 5s.t sX- jinfw r 'vT I l zjm lr-h m 'Mln I o23 v "' 1& the old place the year after I left? What part do you play? There, dear; I'm enough to confuse anybody. No, thanks; that car pet is pretty dirty. Besides its so cold here you ought to keep moving. I'm in tha company, you know. Oh, yes;" laughing at Daisy's-perplexed glance around, 'thero are more of us. The rest get in on the ten minutes grace. As for, me, I still hold to some of my amateur good habits, and I come on the minute. Dear girl, tell ma about yourself, do. OhI here tLey come or at least one of them. Come here, Aify." Alfy was engaged in olimbing up over tha footlight gutter, and Alfy, when he got his feet together and "came here" was a tall, limber young fellow, smooth-shaven and handsome-eyed. "Don't yon know better than to come through the front of the house?" criticised Freda, "and a stranger hero to notice." Turning to Daisy, she added, with a pretty touch of formality: "Miss Granite, may I present Mr. Alfred Commonwealth Par lance?" KEEP QUIET IHERE! Marguerite bowed. "Take, off your hat to tho lady," Freda continued, adding apologetically to 3Iar guerite, "He's a member of the company, and you will have to know him some time, or I should not inflict vou now." Mr. Parlance, who had touched his hat easily, and whose facS had lighted into a smile as only actor-folks' faces do lieht.pro- l tested with an attractive assumption of em barrassment, J1168 uranite, please don t let Miss Sonaday prejudice you. I am really rather nice." "Isn't his name awful, thoueh?" depre cated Freda, perhaps to cover 3targuerite'a confusion. "Alfred Commonwealth Par lance! Now you are started, just amusa Miss Granite a while. I really need to run over my partt," and with this Freda stooped for the "part" she had dropped. Parlance deftly anticipated her, at which she patted his head while it was within reach, saying: "Dear boy, it does keep its manners, though it is an actor. Thanks." People were gathering, the later ones, in a rush. Freda brought over some of tha men, introducing them with the same airy grace she had shown "to Parlance, thus re lieving Daisy, who had been confused and alarmed at Freda's familiarity with the first comer. "Here he if I" was somebody's sudden ex clamation. A hush fell over the players as the star actor entered, attended on one side by Man. ager Dash, and on the other by a pale, red haired, and very slim girl. This girl dropped back almost at once.called.a poodla which was frisking at the star's heels, and stood aside and alone, bowing timidly and with a fleeting smile in recognition of salute from some of the company. The star, a tall, thick set, anxious look ing man, "groomed" in a British way, and bristling with affectation of English car riage, strode heavily to a table at the foot lights, laid his stick across it, and, with hands behind him, stood with his back to the people, and continued his talk with his manager. His hands were thick and nerv ous, his voice was of vibrant metallic qual ity, and dictatorial in inflection. The man ager's replies were inaudible but seemed made with an intent to soothe. The chatter of the people rose again softly, but was checked by a swift, ill-tempered glanca from the master. This glance included Freda, who, having discovered a chair, was taking it to the little red-haired girL Ob serving this, Kildare called harshly: "A chair for Miss Ellaine, one of yoa gentlemen, here!" There was a general guilty start on tha. part of the men. Freda scowled and Miss Ellaine entreated in a low, deprecating Ttus Star Actor Entered. voice, "Don't Bob, don't I I have one- The star, who till now had apparently forgotten all about tb,e little woman, bustled to her side, made a great show of pulling up her fur collar,, and in a gentla undertone inquired as to her comfort Tha company, meanwhile, looked on with ex pressions of stolid indifference or contempt uous satisfaction. "HereVFreda, Bob," said Miss Ellaina in a childish way to call attention to Freda, who stood back scowling fiercely. "Ah, my dear, how are you how ara you? Beady for work!" Kildare, the star, spoke effusively; adding, because Freds only scowled harder, "How do yon think: Bird is looking.' Better, eh? Her summer has done her good." -riUt!f h 4 i 4 v. 4 .1 4 1 4 A .A 1 i : i ,s3 smi