W&&rF&Wttrr 79' THE PITTSBURG JD1SPATCH, WEDISTESDAY. AUGUST 5, 189L' $jraftj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1S46. Vol, 4.No. in. Fntered at Pittsburg Postofflcc, November 14, 1SS", as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield, and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing 'House 78 and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EATKRN ADVERTISING OFFirE. JSOOM !L TRIBUNE IIITII.DIXG. NEW YORK, where com plete flies ofTHEDIbPATCH can always be round, Foreign adrertlers appreciate the convenience.., Home ad renders and friends of THE DISPATCH, i THE DISPA TCHin regularly on sale at Erentano's, Cnion Satan. Seie lork. and Ti Ave de POpem, Pans. J-ranre. ventre anyone vmt itas oren aisi atstrp- pointed at a hotel news stand can oAain it. TEKMS OF THE DIsrATCH. rOSTIE TREE IK TIIE UNITED STATES. DAILY Disr VTcn, One Tear t S 00 Daily Disr vreir. Per Quarter. 2 W Dui.T Dispatch. One Month TO Dailt Dispatch, Inclndlng Sunday. year.. 10 00 Daily DisrATCH. 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The leading point brought out is that, even with the present means of transpor tation, American coal has been able to dis place British coal in the Havana market With the improvement of transportation by the new style of steamers, and by a feasible system of river improvement, Pittsburg coal could control nearly the en tire South American market This in turn implies the payment in a staple of universal consumption of the immense balances of trade produced by our coffee and sugar purchases in those countries, and to exactly the extent in which this reciprocal trade goes on increasing the national stock of floating capital. The field for extension in this direction is illim itable. The same consideration applies with equal force to trade in the opposite direc tion which AouId be developed by the Ohio Uiver and Lake Erie Ship Canal. That project not only vastly increases the possibilities of trade with the Northwest, but by the route opened up by the Me Dougal ttcamer, or by the more direct route of a ship canal from the lakes to Sew York, would enable Pittsburg coal to reach the North Atlantic, where there is an almost infinite demand for it. It is not too much to say that the full development of the possible water routes from Pitts burg in both directions would mean an en hancement of the value of the coal fields of Western Pennsylvania and West Vir ginia ten times the cost of the improve ments. Yet the gain to the coal interests is only a part of the possible expansion suggestd by this combination of subjects. Those who think that Pittsburg coal should be consumed at home should also, see that the best way to secure that is to establish the cheap transportation which -w III bring ore here and take away iron and steel products at the lowest possible cost Compute the economy in iron and steel manufacture to be gained by the opening of the canal, and then im agine the extension of Pittsburg industries possible in the single business of furnish ing iron and steel for the construction of the new style of freight carriers which are to revolutionize ocean and freight trans portation. There is enough m that single direction, if the opportunity is improved, for a 2T) per cent increase of our iron and steel manufactures. These subjects brine out the fact that there are almost illimitable possibilities for Pittsburg iii the future, if they are quickly recognized and urgently improved. Will Pittsburg make the most of its oppor tunities, is the question for her citizens to decide. If so, the first thing to be done is to push the canal project to an early real ization. KKDUCTIOX OF APPROPRIATIONS. A declaration by Mr. Dolman, of In diana, that the next Congress must cut down appropriations all along the lines, with one or two exceptions, and that the. reduction must be S100,000,000, is ques tioned by the Chicago Herald, which inti mates that if such a reduction is made the appropriation for pensions, which Mr. Kolnian states as "a debt against the Gov ernment," must undergo reduction. There has been a visible tendency in some sections of the Democracy to make the road smooth for their large majority in the next House by claiming that they cannot laake much reduction from the billion-dollar standard of appropriations. IJSt the necessity under which that body will be to do so, unless it is prepared to accept the result of a complete fiasco, is two-fold. Both political and fiscal reasons will compel a reduction of very nearly the amount stated. If, after their most effec tive attack on the Republican party has been the extravagance of the billion-dollar Congress, the Democratic majority does not show a marked reduction from the total of that extravagance, it will stultify itself politically. The Democrats have often made famous exhibitions of stupidity, but it is not to be expected that on the eve of a Presidental campaign they will utterly destroy their most effective ammunition by falling to show a marked reduction from the stupendous expendi tures of the last Congress. There is even a more cogent compul sion in the fact that, unless there is such a reduction as Mr. Holman indicates, the revenues of the Government will be in sufficient to meet appropriations. The McKinley bill met the general demand for a reduction of revenue. Its $jo,000,000 cut brought the revenues down to about the level of old expenditures. But the appropriations of the same Congress that passed that law increased expenditures far beyond the limit It will "be necessary to make a corresponding reduction in appropriations to save the Treasury from eonfionting an actual deficiency. The ability to make such a reduction as Mr. Holman calls for, of 550,000,000 an nually, is shown by the fact that, aside from pensions, the increase of appropria tions for the general expenses of the Gov ernment very nearly reached that sum. The old standard was by no means an economical one, as it showed an increase in expenditures in ten years of nearly 40 per cent, while the increase in population had not been half that ratio. It is impos sible to reduce pension expenditures more than by strict watch againRt the grant of fraudulent pensions; but by reducing ad ministrative "expenses to the level of 1880, which is surely ample, the required re duction can be made. It will be seen that such a policy would not permit of large appropriations for In ternal improvements, such as canals and- river water-ways. But that does notTiy any means imply that the improvements should not be made, and with the Govern ment's aid. But works whose addition to- the wealth and prosperity of the country will be chiefly felt by the coming genera tion can be made under conditions which will let the next generation pay for them. BOUNTIES AND TARIFF. The following inquiry touches upon a subject of wide interest, viz: The respec tive methods of offering a premium on the development of domestic industries : To the Editor of Tbc Dispatch: Has Congress ever discussed tho advisa-. bllity of offering a premium for tlio produo-. tion of American tin plate as it has done in favor of American producers of sugar? If so, please give tne main arguments against the adoption of such a premium. Would not this system fujly protect tho American manufacturer of tin plate, and at the same time give tho consumer the ad vantage of lower pricest Respectfully yours. LEOXIDAS UMILTOa. Johxstowit, Pa.. Aug. 4. Specifically replying to the first inquiry,, we are not aware that the proposition was ever made in Congress for a bounty on tin plate. There has certainly been no ex tended discussion as to the respective merits of the bounty method of encourag ing industries, and the tariff method but there is a wide range for thought, which we will endeavor to summarize. Merely considered as to the effect in de veloping home industries the bounty oper ates practically the same as the tariff. Tho latter gives the domestic producer a stated protection against foreign competition by imposing a tariff on tho foreign products; the other affords a like protection by pay ing a premium on home production. But in the relations of the two methods to the public revenue there is a radical op position. Whatever of tariff protection the consumer pays on that portiouofhis supplies goes into the public treasury, while on the other hand by the bounty system, whatever of protection is given is drawn directly out of the public treasury. Our correspondent's suggestion that the bounty plan would develop the tin plate industry and at thn same time avoid the enhancement of cost on the largo amount of tin plate that has to be imported, until the domestic industry Is fully developed, has, therefore, force iu it But at the same time it must be remembered that whatever the people pay by reason of the duty is Government revenue; and premis ing that the Government revenues are honestly administered, therefore comes back to the people. There must be reve nue to defray the expenses of the Govern ment. These points of agreement and contrast lead up to the principle which we would lay down iu reply to our correspondent's question, that the bounty system is only applicable where the Government has rev enue to spare; and that the tariff plan is required where it needs revenueT It is the fact that at the passage of the McKinley bill there was an agreement that the rev enue should be reduced. The only reason why sugar rather than tin plate was selected for the repeal of the duty and the payment of bounty, on domestic produc tion, was that the amount of revenue thus cutoff was the proper reduction. Had tin plate been substituted for sugar tho reduction would have been too slight; had it been added to sugar it would have been too great Tho substitution of bounties for tariff in the case of sugar reduced the revenue some 560,000,000; and Tile DisrATCH recalls with satisfaction that it was one of the earliest advocates of that very popular measure. So far as giving tin plate the same treat ment, as our correspondent suggests, the protective effect would be tho same. But even with the situation as it was before the passage of the McKinley bill, it would have caused too great a reduction of revenue. After the large appropriations of the last Congress, it is clearly im practicable to make such an additional hole in the revenues of the Government A specimen job. The political abuses of Philadelphia are getting a shaking up that will have good results to the extent, at least, of changing methods and men before the stealing can begin anew again. The last abuse to bo aired is the mercantile appraiser's list Its crookedness was ventilated by City Treasurer Wright; and it is a significant commentary on Philadelphia politics that It required the appointment of a City Treasurer by Governor Pattison to bring this swindle, going on for years, into pub licity. The method of assessing appraisements, as pointed out by Mr. Wright's letter, gives 62J cents for each name to the ap praisers, 51 50 for advertising, and about 54 50 for "costs" in the attempt to collect from delinquents. Thfc result of- these premiums upon swelling the lists is the re sort to most extraordinary methods of pad ding. The appraiser at a single market took down names from wheelbarrows, carts, refrigerators, or anything that had a name on it One man whose sign appeared on three fronts of his stall was put down three times. When these resources were exhausted invention was resorted to with the result that there were several times as many names as people from whom the assessment could be collected. Of course, whether names were fictitious or not, the charges for assessing, advertising or suing for the collection went on just the same, with the result pointed out by City Treasurer Wright, that the cost to the public from the mercantile appraisement actually ate up the entire income and left a deficit to be made up from the public treasury. With this exposure following what pre ceded it, the conditions In Philadelphia appear especially favorable for a general turning of political matters upside down. THE LOTTERY CAMPAIGN. The campaign against the lottery In Louisiana has been going for some time. The lottery supporters entered the field last week with a public meeting, although that organization has undoubtedly been working its still hunt for some time. Their public arguments are the revenue the lot tery will yield the State, the fact that Eu ropean Governments authorize lotteries,to getlier with an attempt to make capital out of the too impassioned threats of the anti-lotterj people that they will raise a revolution if they cannot get rid of the lot tery in any other way. For all purposes of open campaigning the anti-lottery people are bettor equipped than the supporters of the great gambling concern. The clergy of all creeds are united against It, Catholics and Protest ants standing side by side in the opposi tion. The Farmers' Alliance has pro nounced against the lottery, and some of the ablest Democratic leaders, with Gov ernor Xicliolls at their head, are working for its abolition. Against this array the lottery has to rely on the power of money, the appeal to the ignorant voters, black as well as white, who are prone to the speculation of buying lottery tickets,,and also, it is pre sumable, to the class who are equally prone to operations in which their own votes are purchased. Under most, circumstances there would be no room for doubt as to the result of a contest in which the (forces are so divided. Louisiana is, perhaps, .with one or two ex ceptions, the State where the free use of money may succeed in overriding the moral sense and honest convictions of the intelligent elbsses. Buti even there we do not think that any sum of money can de feat such a combination of social forces as are arrayed against the lottery. That public disgrace may secure enough votes to make a respectable showing; but the fight has reached a stage which makes its complete defeat an almost assured result The breaking of the trotting record con tinues to be interesting speculation. The magnificent mile or Maud S in 2:0SJ has re mained unrivaled for several years, and it has seemed questionable whether any horse exists able to beat it. Sunol's tbree-year-old performance in 2:10 has raised high hopes when she comes to her prime; and tho fact that she is to bo driven in California next-week to heat that record may evoke expectations that she trill not only lower her own time, but make a record which shall establish her rivalry to Maud S. Lovers of fast trotters will bo glad to hear of a new queen of 'tho turf, as there is the capacity for one in'tho California Ally. The tasks of the Republican organs in the West and the Democratic organs in tho South are identical. They are busily en gaged in urging upon tho farmer that his most profitable occupation is to hustle in the harvest field and not to meddle with politics. THElntcrnational Floral Exposition to bo given in Pittsburg in November deserves the encouragement of every lover of the beautiful in the city. The proposed exhi bition will not only please the eye, but it will give an.opportunity to study the pecu liarities of scores of varieties of plants which are very seldom brought to Pitts burg. While the local florists will take the lead in tho exhibits, foreign exhibitors will haven chance to show what they can do in tho line of decorations, etc. The arrange ments are on a most elaborate scale and the exposition promises very successful at least from an artistic point of view. The widespread comments of esteemed cotemporaries abroad on "the Pittsburg heiress" who has married tho tattooed man in a circus is another instance of the re markable things tho alleged Pittsburg heir esses' do when the news gets away Irom home. Touching the renewed announcement of the anthracite coal combination that tho production will be restricted, the Philadel phia Ledger's money article says: "It is all verv well to make theso restrictions when they are lived up to." That is just where the esteemed Ledger is wrong. It is all very well to make these restrictions whentheyarenot lived np to; for then they exposo the utter falsity of tho pretexts on which they are made. But it is all wrong when they are lived up to; lor then an illegal extortion is fast ened on tho consumers of coal. The report that the cigar stores in Con necticut have been arbitrarily closed 'will not arouso much indignation. In viow of the probability that they sold Connecticut cigars, the general verdict will bo that it served them right. The story published in New York that agents of tho Chilean Government are en listing seamen on the Maine coast to servo in the Chilean navy sounds llBhy. Since the supply of American seamen is insufficient for our own navy, we may bo permitted to doubt that any cotislderable number can be found to go to Chile' for the sake of being blown np by torpedoes. The big crowds under canvas the past two days demonstrate that Pittsburg can give metropolitan support to a good thing in tho show line. She could fill tho benches for a week during the summer soa:on with out half nn effort. -' Mb. Platt declared that he loved Clark son for the heads he has cut off, and ho has got a collector in tho Now York Custom House whom he expects to love for the same reason. Do the Republicans wish the coun try to understand that the civil service re form pledges in tne party platform and the President's letter of acceptance were only good till after election? McKinley regards the Blaine boom with the same absence of admiration which one star songster feels for tho fame of another. The reports of the failing health of Allen G. Thurman will bo received with regret without regard to party lines. The Old Roman may be no more than a relic, but he is a relic of which a republican nation may well be proud, and thorewillbe universal mourning when all that is left of him will be a memory. Is Uncle Jerry Rusk and his weather bureau trying to make a comer in the flan nel shirt market? It is now stated that Senator Fassett takes the New York collectorship with reluctance. This may be true: but there is every pros pect that he will make things even by giv ing it up with reluctance if ho does not run the machine to suit the political purposes of the new firm of Piatt, Foster & Co. H0N0BED ABOVE OTHERS. CuiEr Justice Lucas, of West Vir ginia, is said to be tho smallest man in the State. He is onl y four feet high. Gen. Sherman's married daughter.Mrs. E. S. Thaekara, who is known as a writer, is said to be engaged on a very ambitious lit erary work. POSTMASTEE GENERAL WANAMAKER will spend his vacation this year at his country home Just outside Gennantown. He will take about a month's rest. Miss Mary Proctor, daughterof thelate Richard A. Troctor, has appeared in the newspaper field ns a contributor of scientific articles, somewhat after the style or the ex nstronomcr royal. Robert T. Barker, of New Bedford, Mass., read the Bible through for the first time in 1808. Sincothat date he has read it 09 times. It usually takes him two months to read it from beginning to end. Inventor Keely is passing the sum mer very pleasantly with his wife and daughter at one of the most fashionable hotels in Atlantic City. His expenses are defrayed by the wealthy Mrs. Blooiufleld looro, who seems to retain confidence in tho inventor's w indy promises. It is said thnt Mmc. Boulanger and her daughter have abandoned their recently cherished purpose of enteringa convent "in, order to lighten the burden of exile borne by the General." This is announced in con nection with a description of the burial of Mine, de Bonneraaln, Boulanger's friend. Prof. Barili, of Atlanta, a nephew of Adelina Patti, confides to his friends in the South the fact that during his recent visit to Craig-y-Nos ho learned that the diva had made a will, in which ho was placed on'tho same footing as the Nicolini children, which lie regards as assuring him a large fortune some day. The party which Captain William Glazier takes with him, in the immediate future, to explore the head waters of the Mississippi nfresb, includes General E. W. Whlttaker, Washington, D. C, (late chief of staff to Custer, Kllpatrick and Sheridan); Pierce Giles, Camden, N. J.: R. H. Ferguson, Troy, N. Y.; W. S. Shure, York, Pa.; D. S. Knowl ton, Boston; F. J. Frost, phofographer, Toledo, O.: John C, Crane, West Mllbury, Mas, THE ASSEMBLY OPENED. Ten Thousand People Participate in This Great Eventat Chautauqua Dr. Barrows on the World of Shakespeare A lecture by John Fiske. fSPFCIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH. 1 Chautauqua, Aug. 4. To-night was the formal opening of the great Chautauqua As sembly, nnd fully 10,000 were present to par ticipate in tho exercises. Big excursions from New York, Brooklyn, Pittsburg and other points reached here to-day, so that to night the "Summer City" is fairly swarming with people. On Saturday last the gate re ceipts were tho largest of any one day In the history of Chautauqua. Nearly 10,000 persons came in on that day, a larger portion of these to remain here till the Assembly closes. Tho exercises in the Amphitheater to night were exceedingly interesting. The big building was decorated with the finest flowers, and the platform resembled a miniature fairyland. The chimes rang out sweetly on the air at 7:15 r. M., and then the big crowd of Chautauquans gathered in the Amphitheater. There were short speeches by President Miller, Chancellor Vincent, Secretary Duncan, John Hahberton, the novelist; John Flske, the historian, and others, as well as the finest music, rendered by a big chorus choir, augmented for tho oc casion, of some 600 singers, led by Dr. II. R. Palmor, of New York. Among tho musical selections were solos by Miss Annie Park, of Boston, on the cornet; Miss Bertha Waltz inger, of Now York, the vocalist; Mr. W. II. Sherwood, the pianist, and the Schumann Quartet. The Chautauqua Boll Call. Then topk place the famous Chautanqua roll call, which is a request by Chancellor Vincent for those of tho audience who have been present during the various years to stand up. Tho roll to-night showed hun dreds of old and thousands of new Chau tauquans. The exercises closed with a grand display of fireworks on the lake front, which recalled some of the Coney Island fivrotechnic displays. The whole grove was It up with hundreds of Japanese lanterns, nnd tho scene was most picturesque and uenuritui. This tho day's programme: At 9 A. jr., the fourth woman's missionary conference, sub ject, "Effective Missionary Organizations." in the Temple: at 10 a. m., young women's meeting, led by Mrs. P. J.Barnes, in the Temple; at 11 A. M., a lecture on "Pre-Columbian Voyages to America," by Prof. John Fiske, of Harvard University, in the Amphi theater; at 2:S0r. M., lecture on "The World of Shakespeare," by Dr. John Henry Bar rows, of Chicago, in the Amphitheater; at 4:40 T. M., tho fourth general missionary con ference, subleot, "The Objection of System atic Giving," In the Hall of Philosophy; at 5 r. ir.. lecture on "Tho Memory," by Dr. E. Pick, of London, England, in "the Hall of Philosophy; at 7:30, a Chautauqua vesper sen-ice in the Amphitheater; at 8 r. jr., tho opening exorcises of the eighteenth Assem bly in the Amphitheater. A Missionary Institute. The missionary institute of four days, in cluded each year in the Chautauqua pro gramme, is now in progress, including meet ings and addresses in tho Amphitheater and woman's conferences, under tho manage ment of the Woman's Club. This institute takes in all denominations. Largo numbers of missionaries are in attendance, and both foreign fields and work at home is repre sented. In the conferences interesting re ports are presented by tho missionaries themselves, and practical way3 of working are discussed. Dr. Barrows, of Chlcaeo, lectured at 2:30 in tho Amphitheater on "The World of Shakes peare." His address was indirectly a sharp criticism oi ingersoirs Dnuiant lecture on the great English dramatist. Tho agnostic's claim that Shakespeare was one of his own kind Dr. Barrows disputed, and showed how groundless is Ingcrsoll's claim that Shakes peare regarded erimo as only n mistake of ignorance. The four great poets of the world are Homer, Dante, Shakespeare and Milton. Shakespeare was the greater im agination and Milton the loftier character and shows tho wealth of onr English raco, that both belong to. Dr. Barrows argued ngaiust the Baconian authorship of tho works attributed to Shakespeare, from the Improbability that a mind like Bacon's could also include the mind of the sovereign dramatist. Their intellectual workings, though superficially similar, wero essenti ally unlike. To Identify Bacon with Shakes Seare we must lay aside every external evi ence of authorship and believe in stupend ous frauds, which overtaxes most men's credulity: a fraud in which there must have been several participants who died and mado no sign. Everything Against It, The presumptions are against a theory which would foist tho chief works in the English languago on ono Who never claimed them, and who said "English would bank rupt all our books." After sketching what Is known of tho poet's career, Dr. Barrows showed that the best influences which entered into it came from the outburst of national life which England enjoyed in tho golden ago of Elizabeth. It was an age of Bible translation and publication. None of our authors show greater familiarity with the Scriptures than does Shakespeare. It was a time of hope, of speculation, of en thusiasm. England was the meeting place of men from all lands, and it is no wonder that Shakespeare became the poet of men; the Columbus of the new world; of the spirit. The hingo of tho Shakespeare play, that upon which all turns, is God's providential order. It is commanding)' ethical, blazing forth the truth that the government of this moral sphere is set against selfishness, against treachery, against hvpocricy, against the madness of lust and the unwis dom of Jealousy. Shakespeare suggested that what is not Tighte'd here below is to bo righted in the world beyond, while he teaches us that wrongdoers in the tempest discover that transgression comes into con flict with all spiritual personalities and powers, and that nothing finally avails ex cept heartfelt sorrow nnd a clear life ensu ing. Shakespeare's world is not that of the atheist and the agnostic. This man was not in doubt regarding God, His personality, providence, righteousness and mercy, as Dr. narrows snowea Dy eiaoorate auotations. A World of Prayer. Shakespeare's world is ono of prayer, and no one else has pictured more truly the work of Christ's atonement or portrayed more beautifully the Christian graces of meek ness and of mercy. Nowhere else, outside of tho Scripture, are the sins of man re vealed with more astonishing and terrific power, as acts committed against the Divine moral order. Shakespeare is not best studied in the representation of tho stage. He is so ethical in his greater dramas that his Javelins strike deep at nlmost every sin. We enter into the spirit of the most of Scrip tural truths when we follow Shakespeare as he unveils the workings of guilty conscience in the Danish King, in Clarence.Richard III., Lady Macbeth ana her tortured husband. Shakespeare reflects the Biblical truth, as he sings of the Instability of earthly happi ness, beauty and glory, and ventures now and then to lead our thoughts and hopes into tho lucid realms of immortal life with him. The grave is not utter hopelessness, nothingness and defeat. Through the great est of all God's works, the human mind, we know Him as our Maker and ourselves as children of the Highest. The world Is pass ing away like the splendors of revel in the Islo of Enchantments; but faith is victor over death, and, though our earthly house be dissolved, we have a building of God, eternal in the heavens. Mr. John Fiske delivered a fine lecture this morning on the early Norsemen dis coveries of America. This is his flrst visit to Chautauqua and he is more than do lighted. At the close of Dr. Leonard's ad dress last night, the spacious apartments of the new Chautauqua Presbyterian Associa tion building were thronged with a merry companv of Presbyterians, met' to do honor to Dr. "William Henry Green, who is tho worthy Moderator of tho General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church; also, to Mrs. Green and their daughtor, Mrs. William Libboy. Mrs. John C. Martin, President of the Reception Committee, was ably assisted by the Rev. Dr. J. H. Barrows, J. L. McNalr, Dr. Clark, Mr. Alden and a number of lead ing Presbyterian ladies. Blaine's Ideas Are Practical. Boston Herald. Z Reciprocity treaties are as thick as black berries nowadays, and quite as welcome. THE SUMMEIt HAMMOCK. Down, the hammock, loosened, tumbling. Let ns both fall to the ground. By a painful parting, dropped us. With a dull and thudlc sound. I was angry: she was placid; Though our plight was most absurd. She positively wouldn't Let me say one large D. word, "Don't you see," she said serenely, There Is sequence in It a'l. For the hammock of the summer Must like summer have its faU." "Yet I think" she hesitated, "If I had my choice at all. In the choosing of the seasons, I'd not choose an early fall." JFJ J, Lampton In Detroit Ffee Fretf, WHY BUCHANAN NEVEB MABBIED. He Had a Love Affair Once, but It Ended Abruptly. Mlnnenpo"' Tribune.! A Minneapolis lady told me the other day the true reason why James Buchanan, the fifteenth President of the United States, never married. Sho used to live in Lancaster, Pa., nnd it wasnear this little city that Pros dent Bnchnnnn lived (when "at home") and died. I quote her own words: "When I was a girl nnd a young lady nt home I used to know Mr. Buchanan quite well. Fotber was one of his intimate friends and used to spend a good deal of his time, nearly nil of his Sunday afternoons, at his country place, Wheatland, about a mllo from Lancaster. They had a bond of sym pathy between them; both wore Democrats. Why, ho was at my sister's wedding, nnd I remember the expression on his face and the twinkle in his eye as he quoted' the old saying to my oldest sister: 'When a younger sister is married first, the oldest has to dit on the fence nnd an ait her turn. -You must dance in your stocking feet to-night.' "He was a tall, flue-looking man with sil very white hair, generally dressed in black broadcloth, black satin vest and wore tho old-fashioned high linen collars. Ono great peculiarity of his was carrying his head on one side. There was a man in Lancaster named for him, James Buchanan Froy, and in order to look like him he carried his head on the side the same way. "He told my father about the love affair. I'vo heard it dozens of times. He was en gaged to Miss Coleman, of Lancaster, and there, too, lived Miss Kose Hubley, also very much in loio with him anil mortally jealous of Miss Coleman. "The course of true love was running smoothly for the lovers until this Miss Hub ley came between them. Mr. Buchanan had been out of town on business, returned late one afternoon to the city and on his way home passed by where Sliss Hubley lived. She called him into the house and he was there some few minutes, then went directly home to get his supper. As frequently hnj pens. some gosslov nelehbors either saw it. or Miss Hubley herself took pains to infoi in Miss Coleman that Mr. Buchannu had called at the other lady's home flrst, al though engaged toher. She icsented It, and when hewenttocall uponher that even ing declined to see him. The next day he wp.Tit 11TI tn Philnrlplnhtn nn fin pnrlv train and with her father. She went up later in tho day to go with tho two gentlemen to the theater in tho evening. She did not appear as usual, notat all like herself, and 'finally declined to go to the theater or even see Mr. Buchanan. When they returned to tho hotel after the theater sho was a corpse, and was brought home toLaucaster and burled there. Heart disease was given as the cause. "Tne other lady lived to be an old maid and suffered an awful fate. She was stand ing before an open grate warming hor bands behind hor, when her clothing caught fire nnd she was burned to death. Mr. Buchanan never forgot Miss Coleman. When he died, he said that he wanted to be buried in Wood ward Hill Cemetery, because when she was living they used to walk out that way to gether. He was a very modest man. The Presbyterians had a silver plate put on his pew with his name on it, and tho President didn't like it, for he didn't like so much ostentation." PATTIS0H A POSSIBILITY. Chances for the Presidency of Blalno Cleveland nnd the Governor. Gath, In Cincinnati Enquirer. J The most constant topics of conversation at this resort are Blaine, Wanamaker and Governor Pattison. A good many Pennsyl vania Democrats are of tho belief that if Blaine were to bo nominated for President next summer lie would be elected upon the score that party lines are very weak and the people in want of a new quantity, which shall rather trim between the parties. Blaine's recent viows upholding protection upon the ono side, but qualifying it by com merce and reciprocal treaties on tho other, seem to have put him in the middle ground. I do not hear much about Mr. Cleveland said by the Pennsy Iranians. Tholr idea is that If tho Pennsylvania elections should go Democratic this fall Pattison will supplant Cleveland as the great Middle State candidate. Tho princi pal lieutenants in Pennsylvania of Cleveland are now Pattison men. Since- ho has been made Governor, Pattison has not lost ground. In tho late vote for Governor of Pennsylvania he received a very large Ke- Eubllcan vote, and every one of these votes as a tendency to adhere to him, at least for a while. Ho is not always successful in his choice of men, and is accused of abandon ing one set of men to take up with a new set, which he thinks will serve his am bition hotter. But ho presents such a con trast to Mr. Quay in his triumphs of small good habits ovor reckless habits that tho moral class is liable, until they see a great change In tho Bopublican leaders, to sup port Pattison for almost anything. If ho should ever become the Presidental candi date, Pennsylvania pride might carry the State for him, which is not liable to go for any other Democrat who can bo mentioned. CAMPBELL'S AMBITI0K. He Has Always Had His Eyo on -the Presi dency. Washington Post. Among the rising statesmen of the day none is more talked of than Governor James E. Campbell, of Ohio. He is regarded as a Presidental possibility, and he should bo re-elected this fall be will become a possi bility with an upper-case P. Of course, tho "if" is there In all its power and significance. But the Governor himself is destitute of doubt on the subject. A well-known lawyer of this city, a firm friend of Campbell, said yesterday: "In one respect at least, Campbell resem bles Clay. He is consumed with the desire to be and possessed with the firm belief that he will bo President ot tho United States. You cannot shako him in this belief. Shortly before ho was nominated for Governor two years ago, Campbell was in this city on a matter of business. In conversation with mo he said, I am going to bo nominated for Governor.' I inquired, 'But isn't that an empty honor?' 'Empty? I should say not' was his emphatic reply. 'I will be nomi nated,' he continued, 'and elected as sure as the sun rises and sets, and, mark you, I will bo re-elected in 1891.' "Naturally, though somewhat cynically, I asked: 'And what next?' " 'I will go for bigger game the next year,' was his cool reply. AT CAPE MAY POINT. An Election There That Will Make Most of tho Citizens Officeholders. fSPECIAL TELEUBAM TO THE DI6FATCDM Cape May, Aug. i. The President did lit tle official business to-day. The only caller at the cottage was tho Hev. Dr. Smith, of Baltimore, who paid his respects to tho President. Colonol A. Louden Snonden, Minister to Greece, arrived at the Stockton to-night and will confer with the President. Attorney General Miller will probably ar rive in the latter part of the week. The voters of Cape May Point, the Presi dent's home, held a lively election to-aay to decide the question whether it should be re incorporated as a borough. They will on Tuesday, two weeks Irom to-day, hold an election formunicipal oflicers.of which there are 17 to be elected. There were 23 votes polled, 20 for and 8 against the incorpora tion. There are six election officers ap Sointed, who cannot hold any of the 17 of ces, and after the next election there will be 23 officers and 5 citizens. Congressman Compton, of Maryland, arrived at the Stock ton to-night. DEATHS HEBE AMD ELSEWHEBE. William Coyan, William Coyan, of MoKeesport, died yes terday. Deceased was In the 66th year of his age, and has been a deacon hi the First Baptist Church since 1841. William Coyan was born in Florence, Washington county, October, -1S05, and was of Irish parentage. For n number of years he was engaged in business In "West Elizabeth, and In 1S32 rcnioeel to McKeesport. He was also for some time Captain of the steamer Klalto. between Pitts burg and Clucinnatl. He was a strong Republican all his Ule ana neiu many irusiworcuy oniees. anionK others being the tirst Burgess of West Elizabeth. He Joined the Baptist Church In 1S4I, and the ensuing car was elected deacon, which he held until old age compelled him to give up the duties. His children now liiiugare Charles W. Coiaoandllrs. Florence Smith, or this city, and Mrs. Albert Guffy, of Irwin; Milton b. Coyan, of Ohio, and E. T. Coyan, ori'tttsburg. The mneral will take place Thursday. James Hughes. James Hughes, a well-known newspaper writerof ritUburg, died yesterday morning, atNo. 2214 Center avenue. He had been HI for a long time from consumption, but with remarkable forti tude and cheerfulness, remained at his desk on the Press until his strength gave way and a few days ago he was compelled to take to his bed. He was born on March 12, 1802. He leaves a grandmother In Greene countv and brother in California. He was a member of the Press Club and or Mllnor Lodge of Masons. The latter will bury him. Mr. Hugnes has been engaged for J ears In newspaper work in FIttsbnrg. He was the flrst man to go to work on the Press, and at the time of his death was news editor of that piper. His funeral win take p.ace on Tiiursuay. OUR MAIL POUCH. Two Great Questions Discussed. Tothe Editor of The Dispatch: The Dispatch of July 30, 1891, made men tion.of Bev. J. W. Carter, a leading colored minister of Georgia, who is an enthusiast on the rucequestlon, and thanks God that hehas at last reached a solution of that difficult problem. Well, maybe be has solved the problem, but I do not think so. The fnct that we thank God and call upon Him to ap prove our conduct or sanction nur action is no evidence that we are right. The Pharisee thanked God that he wasnotlike a man who proved to be bettor than he. Our conclu sions are only right nccordlngus tho point from which reason is right. With all due respect to the reverend gen tleman I am compelled to differ Irom him on the State purchase plan for more thun ono reason: First, it is class legislation, and second, when we consider it philosoph ically, there is no freedom in it. That coun try is best which piotects its citizens most. This is our homo and here we expect to stay and "fight it out along that line-' if it takes all of the year. Bev. Mr. Carter speaks of the negro want ing to rule; that is natural and entirely con sistent with the idea of citizenship. The right to vote carries with It the right to bo. voted for; the question with the honest voter is not color but fitness. The gentle man thinks that connected with the stay of tho negro and the white race together he sees somo danger ahead. Educate them mor ally, intellectually and religiously and the danger is past. "Then pen is mightier than the sword." I say to the reverend gentle man and nil who are bothered about the race question, educate the negro in all that pertains to education, and the religion of the Lord Jesus Christ, and he will (as he Is doing every day) solve his own problem. The question" that we must prepare to meet and the one that will come because it Is right, is the ex-slave pension question mentioned by the Hon. W. B. Vaughn, of Omaha. Like all other good questions it has had to take the back seat until God would lit a martyr for tho occasion. He is not a crank, but will win no matter what may be the political complexion of the Con gress, because he is right. Samuel Euhasks. Johsstowh, Pa., August 4. Average Life of To-Day. To the Editor of The Dispatch: What is the average life of the human raco of the present day and how does it compare with pastagos7 How does the population of thu cities of the United States compare with that of tho country outside, nnd New York City's population with that of the rest of the State? P.N. W. Bbaddock, August 4. Tho average longevity for the entire world is not known, as many countries have furnished no figures on this point. Undoubt edly it is greater, however, than it was in the past, unless the Old Testament ages be' excepted, and it is not certain that an ex ception will have to be made in this case. The population of 1S90 of the cities of tho United States having 8,003 Inhabitants or over was 18,235,070, as compared with 44,3"6,5S0 for the rest of tho country. In 1890 there were 1,613.301 inhabitants In New York City and 4,432,572 in the remainder of tho State The Key to tho Hostile. To the Editor of The Dispatch: What has become of the key of the Bastilo, which is said to have been brought to this country in 1789? ALLEonEXT, August 4. IsquiRER. After the storming of the Bastile in 17S9 a large key, said to bo that of ono of tho pris on tiers, was given by some of the partici pants in tho fray to tho Marquis do la Fay ette, who sent it, as a pioclous relic, to his personal friend, George Washington. The latter kept the key In his home at Mount Vernon, using it as a paper weight. After his death It was hung in the hall of tho Mount Vernon residence, where it still re mains. Dnquesno Fares Drop. Riding out on Duqucsne car No. 151 on Monday, I was astounded to see the fare register suddenly jump from its place and crash to tho floor, narrowly missing tho heads of some people beneath. As the city authorities have succeeded in preventing collisions at crossings, they will now have to turn their attention to registers and devise some plan to compel them to give a reasona ble notice when they Intend to descend irom tneir exattea position, jnayoe it was only a token of the other "drop in fares" ru mored concerning the Duqnesno. I Pittsbubo, August 4. Viator. Another Name for a Pacer. To the Editor of tho Dispatch: I sometimes hear a horse called a "weaver." What is the meaning of tho term? McKeesport, -August 4. IIobdt. A "weaver" is a pacor. This term is ap plied because, horses of this sort make a motion of the head and neck while on the move, which is suggestive of that of weavers at work. The Ohio Candidates. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will yon please inform mo through your paper of what parentage Major McKinley is, also of Governor Campbell? Tabehtum, August 4. J. J.S. Mr. McKinley is of Scotch-Irish stock and Mr. Campbell of Scotch stock. Two and a Half Years. To the Editor of The Dispatch: To settle a dispute, please state how long a term a man can be given in the workhouse. Marion, Ind., August 4. J. A. McC. No Such Law Passed. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Please inform me through your paper if the "two weeks' pay law" baa passed yet. If so, when does it go into effect? Labor. Taremtum, August 4. Must Have a Guardian Appointed. To the Editor of The Dispatch: If a young man is an orphan and has no guardian can ho be married before ho be comes oi agoi Pittseuro, August 4. R. A. D. STJPEBSTITIOTJS WOMEN. Some of the Charms They Wear and the Reasons They Give. Chicago Tribune. 1 Dorothy Maddox, Vriting from Bar Har bor," says that if you want to find out your dearest friend's extravagances nnd super stitious fancies at one and the same time just catch her as the soft white combing jacket is slipping away from the snowy shoulders. Corset hooks of silver and gold, with here and there a Jewel, gleam beneath a perfect cascado of delicate laces, and if she is up to the latest thing in charms she is sure to have tucked away in one corner of the sweet bodico a tiny silk bag which holds a sachet made of the balms and flowers of China. This is suspended by a ribbon from the throat, and about the subtle perfume there is supposed to linger an influence which is said to waid off ill-luck of all kinds. And this pretty little fiction brings to mind nn experience of mine as strange as it was startling. Not a week ago I met with a charming young woman, a friend of mutual friends, who in a moment of confidence gave me the history of a small trifle which she wore concealed beneath her bodice. "This," said sho, "I always carry in case of an emergency," and she handed me a tiny vial. "In it," she continued, "is a poison swift, sure and deadly. I wear it about my person in fear of an uccldont. and should I at any time be In a position where help is impossi ble and death by torture my fate, I bhall bo prepared to end my sufferings in a twink- A ell, thought I, here is something new under the sun, and in spito of its eruesomc ncss in its way decidedly sensible. How many poor victims to accident by land and sea would again and again have given a for tuno lor such a swift lelief from a horrible death. THE GBAVE WITHOUT TEBB0BS. A Device That Prevents the Possibility of Uurying People Alive. Brookl) n Citizen.! The very latest and probably tho most novel application of electricity is a device called a "grave annunciator," which will be hailed with satisfaction by all those people who are In mortal terror of being buried alive. , Connected with tho enskot of the person buried is a tube contatnlug a circuit closer, which.by means of a cord, is connected with tho finger of the deceased. A wire runs from the grave to an electrical bell placed at any desired point, and in case of the dead coming to lifo again the cord is pulled, tho circuit closed and the bell is rung. A valve in the tube prevents the escape of noxious gases in case death has boen sure. SOCIETY IN SUMMER TIME; A PittsbnrgerClaIms.il Bride In the Snbnrb of Steubenvllle. The marriage of James A Love, of tho Panhandle office, this city, and Miss Dora E. Blackburn, daughtor of Dr. Blackburn, was celebrated yesterday nftcrnoon at 3 o'clock nt the First M. E. Church, Steubcnville, tho pastor. Rev. Dr. Oliver,' officiating. Bert Long, Latimer Grimes, Frank Prentiss and John Kendall acted ns ushers. The brother of the bride, Charles"Blackbnrn, was best mnn, and the'bride was given nwny by her father. The witnesses were many friends of the bride and groom. Before and during the ceremouy, Miss Priest, the chnrch organist, Blayod a most beantlful wedding march, hdor a shower of rice and slippers, Mr. and Mrs. Love were driven to tho C. & P. station where thev took a train for Cleve land. Miss MarourItj: Wilson, of No. 5 Alder street. East End, gave a musicalo to a few of her friends last evening. Thoso participat ing in tho programme were Prof. Ad. M. Foerster, Dr. nnd Mrs. Faton, Dr. Ward and Miss Wilson. The music as given was of a high class and was rendered to a very ap- fireciative company. After the programnio nnch was served. Among those present were Mrs. Foerster, Mr9. Eaton, the Misses Holmes, Miss Nelllo Hoyt, Miss Wood, Dr. Dravo, Mr. Arthur Daivs, Mr. Hal Harrlmer and Mr. Albert Stuart. James McKee and Miss Clara Stonbgen, of this city, went to Youngstown yesterday afternoon, secured a license, and were mar ried by Justice Hellawell. The groom is a. young Sonthside curpenter, and said he and his bride hafl decided to see Youngstown and be married at the same time. Social Chatter. A course of entertainments Is to be given in the Wllkinsburg public schools, com mencing on the 7th of September. The pro ceeds are to be devoted to a new library for the schools. The programme arranged is as follows: First entertainment, reading. Prof. R. L. Cumnock; second, Swedish Concert Company; third, "Saul of Tarsus," Hon. George K. Wendllng: fourth. "The Light house," Prof. S. B. DeMotte; fifth, "Uses of Ugliness," John DeWitt Miller: sixth, "Sun shine," Dr. Willitts; seventh. "Oriental Man ners and Cnstoms." Mamreov; eighth, "Tho Labor Problem," Hon. R. G. Horr. The new Odd Fellows Hall in Wilklnsbnrg is to be dedicated on the 21st of September. Tho hall is owned by W. II. Dovore Lodge, No. 67o. The regular meeting night of the lodge is on the 22d of September, so it Is possible that tho dedicatory ceremonies will take place on tho morningof that day, fol lowed by nn entertainment in the evening. The hall will seat between COO and TOO peo ple. A merry party of yonng Wilkinsburgers are going up the Monongahela river as far as Elizabeth to-morrow evening. They will pass the timo on the river in dancing and other social amusements. About 3,600 persons took part in tho plcnio of St. Michael's Parochial School, Soutbslde, atAliquippa, yesterday. It required three special trains, of 12 coaches each, to take them to the grounds. There will be a free concert in the Alle gheny parks to-night under the auspices of the First Regiment U. A. M. The regimental band will furnish the music. Miss Mamie Burress and a dozen couples of young Allegheny society people attended the George C. Jcnks river excursion last evening. A. M. Murdoch lias gono to New York on a business trip. He will spend a day with his wife at Wildwood Springs before ho re turns. Hox. Jonw Dalzell is to be given a re ception in Braddock, at an early date that has not yet been determined on. The Argonaut FishingClnb left forMoc klnao, yesterday. The club will spend two weeks among the lakes. A laws fete Is to be held at Crafton to night under tho auspices of the ladies of St. Philip's Church. Johw 8. Patterson, of the Fifth National Bank, is in Seattle, Wash. A VEBY OLD TICKET. An Old Gentleman Takes a Ride Paid for Thirty-Four Years Ago. Rochester Post-Dispatch. A. R. King, passenger conductor on the Falls branch of the Central road, was treated to a surprise tho other day while in the dis cbarge ot his duties. Tho train was coming to this city, and had just left Spencerport. In going through the train' to take up tickets the conductor was' handed by a pas senger a "stop-over pass" that was entirely different from those in present nse or any he had over before seen. Upon examination, lie found it to be nearly 34 years old, ante dating Mr. King's birth by several years, be ing countersigned and dated March 20, 1837. At first Mr. King demurred to accepting it, but the pussonger insisted that his fare was paid through to Rochester, and that the stop-over check was evidence of that fact, ana that the company was bound to honor It. Tho argument seemea to De sound and the conductor took tho "relic" nnd the pas senger settled back in his seat to enjoy tho ride that had been due him more than a generation. It will be noted that this ticket was issued before the consolidation of the Central and Hudson River Railroads, and only about two years subsequent to the opening of the Falls branch. George Wait, whose name appears on tho ticket, is well remembered as an old Central conductor, and a cotemporary of Hon. Fred Cook, Captain Dan Bromley, Nat Tambllngson and other popular conductors, some of whom are long since dead, while others have achieved wealth and political honors and are still in nctivo business. The passenger proved to be Jonathan Osman, aged 93 years, an old and highly respected resident of Ogden Center, in this county. The ticket was well preserved, being as bright and fresh ns if Just from the press. Mr. Osman hns the satisfaction of having traveled on probably the oldest ticket in tho United States, and the Central in having discharged an obligation of 34 years' stand ing. PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO. TMiss Millie Johnston, stenographer of the Department of Public Works, left on a two weeks' vacation to Atlantic City, yesterday. She was accompanied by her sister, who is stenqgraphor at tho Hotel Duquesne. H. C. Longwell and wife and child, of Chicago, are among me late arrivals at the Duquesne. Mr. Longwell Is a promi nent lawver and a particular friend of the World's Fair. William H. Harper has been appointed to succeed Archie Pillow in the office of the Standard Cab Company jit East Liberty. Mr. Pillow takes a place at tho Union station. A. G. Stotterweck, of Wheeling: J. J. Beck, of Youngstown; William W. Picking, of Somerset, and J. A. Barbour, of Oil City, aro near-town arrivals at the Monongahela. George A. Dean and wife nnd daughter, Miss Bertie, and Misses Laura and Lulie Frazier, of Mingo, O., are among the guests at the Monongahela House. Congressman Steadman, of Kentucky, was a New York pnssenger yesterday, stop ping long enough to talk entertainingly on Blue Grass politics. A. B. Carpenter, auditor for the Armour beef syndidate, of Chicago, arrived In town last evening, and is quartered at the Du quesue. Chief Bigelow and wife leave to-day for the East on a summer vacation which will probably continue for three or fonr weeks. Mr. W. A. List, of the prominent nail men of that name, of Wheeling, with Charles Lamb, Is a guest at the Monongahela. A. G. Studer has accepted the charge of the Y. M. C. A. gymnasium nt Detroit and will leave Pittsburg this week. General Wagner was a passenger on the Ft. Wayno yesterday, heading for the G. A. R. Encampment at Detroit. J. B. Griggs, of the Young Men's Chris tian Association office, left yesterday for a summer outing. H. Mansfield "and four ladies" came in from Beaver last evening, and are registered at the Anderson. Charles C. Jeffries, of the First" National Bank, left yesterday for Chautauqua for two weeks. J. J. Sweeney, of Alderman McKenna's office, has returned from a two weeks' trip to the East. Joseph Ulenberg'er is one of the first Allegheny arrivals from the surf at Atlantic City. Mr. and Mrs. T. H. Fahnestock have gone to tho seashore for a month's vacation. Walter Lyon, TJ. S. District Attorney, returned from Philadelphia yesterday. J. J. Spearman and wife, of Sharon, are among the arrivals at the Anderson. H. G. Baldwin,, of Salem, O., is in the city, a guest at the Anderson. K. M. Richards, of New Castle, is an arrival nt the Monongahela. John F. Lynch, a prominent Cantonian, is at the Anderson. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Earls are dying off at the rate of 20 per annum. A resident of Parker's Ford, Pa., is said to have a ring dove which is 21 years old nnd b,as been in one cage all his life. James Clark, of NewMoorefield, 0.,has a cat which has adopted an infant polecat, and Is as attached to It as to her ownklttens. A large deer ran through the principal streets of Bangor, Me., one day last week. It was pursued by a crowd of men and boyi and captured. There is a man in Winsted. Conn., who belongs to 24 secret societies, four volunteer fire organizations, nine military companies and three churches. A Parisian electrician has succeeded in forcing violets by the aid of his battery, and recently sen t a bun ch of these fledglings only four hours old to the Empress Eugene. In the 331 towns and cities of Massa chusetts 243 now have free public libraries, nnd the State has lately provided aid for tho 103 small towns and villages which have no libraries. Three California lions were recently killed by a hunter in Fresno county. One of them measured fullv eight feet from tip to tip. and Is being stuffld. The other two were nearly as large. The tea trade of Japan is constantly in creasing while that of China is diminishing. The increase is at the rate of more than 8, KO.OOO pounds yearly. Most of the Japanese tea is consumed in the United States and Canada. A Sedalia, Mo., china store exhibits as a sign 575 plates, 18 pitchers, 8 Jars, 2 wash bowls and a 15-gallon Jug. The plates have a hole In the center and are screwed on boards and frame work extending to the top of a three-story building. Meissonier was proud of bis shapely and delicate hands. He said that his fingers wero so sensitive that ho conld with his eyes shut lay on the exact amount of color that he wanted on a given spot if somebody placed the point of the brush upon it. Boston is the only city in the world which preserves an exact record of the pro ceedings of its Common Council. Every motion, argument and remark, no matter how unimportant, is stenographically taken down. The members are, therefore, very careful of their utterances. One great trust is abont to go out of ex istence, having completed its work. It bad charge of tho sale of 350,000 acres of land be longing to five railroads now forming tho Omaha Railroad Company. In 12 yenrs the trust sold 350,000 acres of land and brought 200,000 people into Minnesota. Tho Mad King of Bavaria sometimes smokes as many as 100 cigarettes a day. For each cigarette ho uses an entire box of matches, touching off the others to see them burn after he has nsed ono to secure a light. He has two new suits of black broadcloth made for him twice every week. Mrs. Leavitt, who has been upon a tern-. peranco crusade around the globe, tells tho women of Chicago that tho Ualljfc routine in India is: A soda with a dash of wnisky atter arising; a like drink before and after each meal, and whisky with soda before retiring. This system is known as "pegging away." Two rival department stores in Chicago had a war over business the other day. Ono store began by offering to sell a dozen ban anas for a cent. The other offered three dozen for a cent, and the rivalry waxed hot ter until for an hour nice bananas were sold at ten dozen for 1 cent. Many fruit venders bought. Crickets are bought and sold in various parts of Africa. People capture tbem, feed them and sell them, as the natives are very fond of their music, thinking that it in duces sleep. Superstitions regarding the cricket's chirp are varied; some believe that it is ominous of sorrow and evil, while others consider it a harbinger of joy. One Zimmerman, an inmate of tho Soldiers' Home at Grand Rapids, Mich., was sweeping the floor of a saloon near that in stitution the other day when word was brought to him that ho had fallen heir to a fortune of $68,000, left by a relative in Ger many. Ho threw down tho broom, leaving the dirt in the middlo of the floor, and has quit work awaiting the arrival of the wealth. A novel plan Tor extinguishing a churoh debt hns'been hit upon in Melbourne. ' The church committee or vestry, as the case may be divide the total debt among themselves and each man insures his life for the amount that falls to his share. The poli cies are transferred to the church, and. the annnal payments on tbem are made ont of the collections. Then, of course, as the members of the committee "drop off," the sums insured on their lives drop in, and later, when the last committeeman is dead, the last installment of the church debt will be paid. The plan has the merit if merit it be of throwing tho whole of the responsi bility for the continuance of the indebted ness upon Providence. A remarkable freak of nature is found among tho hills of Delaware county, N. Y in a sunken lake covering abont three acres of surface, which lies between two parallel ridges not far from the New York, Ontario and Western Railroad. The whole surface of the lake is covered with a thick growth of moss whose stems extend to an unknown depth, but certainly further than the arm can reach. Each tuft of the moss is of a dif ferent color from its neighbor, so that tha surface looks liko that of a beautiful colored carpet. In walking over thevelvety surface the foot sinks down a few inches without encountering the water, which is at least two feet below the surface. Near the shore, in a few places, the water comes to the top. The buried pond is a wonderful curiosity. One of the most copious springs in Great Britian is the famed St. Winifred's Well, near the town of Holywell, In Flint shire. The well is an oolong square, about twelve feet by seven, and its water, say the people of the district, bos never been known to freeze. This latter assertion may be true, as besides containing a fair percentoga of mineral matters that lower its freezintf point, the well is inside a beantlfnl chapel, which was erected over it by Queen Mar garet, the mother of Henry VII. Tho water thrown up is not less than eighty-four hogs heads every minute, and tho qunntity ap pears to vary very little either in drought or after tho heaviest rain, showing doubt less that its primitive sources are nnmerous and widely distributed. St. Winifred's has been the object of many pilgrimages. BHYMES AND KHYMPLES. There was an old man of Calcutter, Who wouldn't eat bread with his butter. Till a stealthy marine Put In margarine. Then they bore him away on a shutter. Brooklgn Eagle. A cotemporary uses the following head line over Its report otitic electrocution: "All the details carried out without a hitch." Perhaps It was not necessary to state that this was not intended as any reflection on the old-fashioned method. Washington Pott. He came from somewhere inland, From Pittsburg, I surmise. And down along the Jersey coast He strayed, with bulging eyes; He saw the dainty maidens Among the wavelets slosh. And when at last he oped his mouth He simply said. "Begoshl" Sew York Herald. Brine Have you read Smartellick'i near novel? Jones No; what's it about? Brine Well, It's mostly about CS pages long, u far as I cau Judge. Detroit Free Press. "Thestyleofher dresses is quiet," They say of Miss Dasher, the flirt; But I'm rather disposed to deny it. For she wears an accordion skirt. Sao York Press. "Can't I sell you a nice umbrella?" "Wht do I want with an umbrella such bright, dry weather as this?" "Well, only yon can buy them now a good deal cheaper. Umbrellas, you know, go np very much in wet weather." Philadelphia Times. To leave his lost address he goes, And with a tag is cambered: To have his days prolonged he knows That he must be well numbered. Washington Star. Mrs. Chugwater (reading the paper to her husband) Here's an account of a new engine that runs by ammonia Mr. Chugwater Skip that, Samanth. Bet (4 It's a pufTof somebody's baking powder. Chicago. Tribune. The largest fish he ever hooked, He said to me; Full five and twenty pounds he Iookel To him to be. He wonldn'thave weighed less than ten. That's how heapoke; , He had him almost landed when . , His tackle broke! -Sew Tort Prut, v HJ e3ii&vi;.2;.' HNII-HS