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TOSTACE FBEB IK THE TOTTED STATES. Daily Dktatoii, One Year ....SS 00 Daily Dispatch. Per Quarter. .'... 2 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month TO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily DisrATCB. Including Sunday. 3 m'fhs. 5 50 Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday, 1 m'tb... 90 t-rNDAT Dispatch, One Year. 1 30 VTeekly Dispatcu, One Year 1 S3 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered, by carriers at 23 cnU per tv ewlc. or. Including Sunday Edition, at 0 cents per week. "PITTSBURG, MONDAY. AUGUST 3, lfill. THE WINDOW GLASS DISPUTE. The smoke has hardly cleared away from the field of other wages conflicts be 1 ore the reports come of another strugclo between emplo5crs and employed, this time in the window glass industry. From the statement of the situation in our local columns it will be seen that the two parties are a long distance apart. The glass-workers demand a material increase of wages; the employers offer a propor- tionatc reduction. If this difference can not be modified a stubborn strike is to be expected. Such a result will be detrimental to the public as well as to the interests immedi ately involved. There are the strongest reasons cogent to both sides why they should modify their present rather ex treme attitud-i. The manufacturers (should remember that they have, quite recently obtained increased protection on the expectation of maintaining the wages of American labof.andtogointoastruggle on the platform of reduced wages is but affording ammunition to the enemies of the tariff. The workingmen should di gest the fact that this year has already proved an unfortunate one for the always hazardous attempt to force wages up agninst a drooping market, and ponder the equally important principle that a strike may inflict on labor a greater loss than the amount of wages in dispute. If both sides go to work with a sincere disposition to compromise the dispute there is no doubt that a satisfactory scale cap lie arranged before the time to resume work. It is to be hoped in the interest of all concerned that this conciliatory course will be taken. FKEE TRADK STTJT.TIFICATION. The anxiety of the Democratic journals to make points against the tariff policy of the Ilepublican party, frequently leads them into a denial of their own principles. The Sew York World furnishes a striking example of that sort when it asserts in an attack on the reciprocity policy, that its s-ole effect Is "to relieve foreigners of tax ation" and that the reciprocity treaties "do not relieve the people of this country of one penny of taxation." Tiic idea that the people of this country are not benefited by reciprocal arrange ments which secure the admission of their products to other countries under reduced or abolished duties, in exchange for the abolition of the United States tariff on the products of these countries, is pecul iarly stupid. One of the fundamental dogmas of free trade is that the producers of unprotected staples are injured by the alleged barriers of tariffs between this country and for eign nations. Here is a case where, on products which we can export and on im ports which we cannot produce to ad vantage, these barriers are removed. For a professedly anti-tariff paper to assert that the American producers are not ben efited by the reduction or abolition of duties in the South American countries on their product is exceptionally self-stultif y ing. Moreover on tne other branch of its as sertion tli.it reciprocity does not reduce taxation for American citizens, the World exhibits more than its usual lofty superi ority of facts in the assertion that "sugar and molasses were made free of duty be fore anj- reciprocity treaties were nego tiated and quite independent of them." Anyone with a decent memory should know that in the act removing the duties on these staples the continuance of the abolition was made conditional on re ciprocal action by the sugar-raising coun tries; and the promptness with which the reciprocity has been established is a prac tical demonstration of the wisdom of that condition. TUE COOL. JULY. The month which closed last week has been notable for the coolness and equable character of its temperature. With a recklessni'ss of the weather prophets who undertook the rash prediction that July would have periods of hot weather an average temperature was enjoyed, lower th.au for any other July for 20 years with two exceptions, in 1884 and 1888, when the average temperature was 71.8 and 72.1 de grees respectively. The great virtue of the July weather this year was its freedom from rapid changes and extreme variations. The average was lower than usual but this was because there was no extreme hot weather. Freaks of nature have heretofore pro duced frost in the midsummer, July 5, 1816, being notable for "ice as thick as window glass in Pennsylvania, New York and New England." If August approxi mates the past month in its even and de lightful temperature the country will have enjoyed an exceptionally pleasant summer. Of course a month like July brings out anew the theory of Flammarion that the temperature of the globe is constantly de creasing. There is little or no foundation for the theory as even a cursory examina tion of the records will show. As already stated there are records of low tempera ture fur July extending back at intervals over the entire country and the alternation from cool to hot summers goes on now as it always aid. Beyond that the theory that the world is steadily cooling down toward the goal where it will not sustain life, requires as an essential part the pres ence of colder winters. It was brought out in Europe by an exceptionally severe winter; but on this side of the globe the winters have not increased in severity. If any change, in climate has taken place here it is in the. direction of mildness In both summers and winters: but it will not be wise to found any expectations on the idea that such a change has actually been made. AX JXTHAOHUIXART INDICTMENT. There is a large amount of instructive . . . - a .i- 41, 1 XJik. t irawnai lor nncciioii uii ih uuuiwauu I character of the genus politician in Uie j reasons blazoned forth in the Washington j correspondence of yesterday's DisPATcn why the denomination of Harrison will not do. That it will not do there seems to be a general agreement outside of the Immediate Harrl6on entourage; but the discover- of the fact by the political man agers Is accompanied by reasons which, while by no means original, are quite in teresting. The explanation is that Harrison is too cold. He does not grasp the visiting wheelhorse by the hand and bubble over with inquiries as to what particular morsel of Government patronage the visitor has marked out for himself or next friend. He does not overflow with urbanity, and send the caller away with the proud re flection that he is among the closest friends of the Chief Executive. On the contrary he has committed the political offense of preserving his dignity, and has gone near to perpetrating the party treason of being reserved. These be grave matters, but somehow we fail to recoimize them as inflicting actual political disabilities. "We have yet to learn that the American people are so enamored of the politician's professional friendship for the whole human race so long as it is enfranchised that they can not forgive a mitigation of it in the Presi dent As to tho offenses of dignity and reserve it happened to be the fact that other and very successful political leaders have exhibited the same qualities. Presi dent Arthur was somewhat favorably known for the dignified bearing of his offi cial life; and while he did not get a second terra, no one ever heard that it was on account of his dignity. Reticence may be all wrong; but our own Matthew.Stanley Quay, who is among those urging this ob jection to Harrison, is somewhat noted for a successful holding of his tongue, unless there is a positive point to be gained by speaking. While the other Senator from Pennsylvania has held down a Senatorial seat these twelve years without saying much either in or out of the Senate. The fact is that the gravest objections to narrison are such as the practical poli ticians cannot, comfortably to themselves, admit; and so they bring up the rather familiar charge of coldness. It is to be remembered that the Democratic poli ticians made the same complaint against even the rotund predecessor of Harrison when they drew unlimited drafts on his power of patronage. But while this com plaint is common to all spoilsmen it is not the real reason why President Harrison is not eligible for renomlnation. It would be impossible for the Republican poli ticians to admit that the policy of the ad ministration has been narrow except where Secretary Blaine has put breadth and vigor into it; that petty jealousies have cropped out of the President's ap pointments to important places as well as flaunting themselves in his family organs; that the President failed to interpose the check that was in his power upon the reckless extravagance of Congress; and that he lias permitted politicians of the Clarkson stripe to distribute patronage at wholesale, in defiance of the civil service reform pledges of the Republican party as well as of the President. If President Harrison could bo charged with nothing more than coldness and re- -serve, he would be a very much more eligible candidate for the Presidency than he is at present AN INDISCREET ADVOCATE. Matthew Marshall, the financial writer of the New York Sun, whose weekly ar ticle is telegraphed to The Dispatch, continues in the column published else where to enlarge upon his theory that di rectors of great corporations cannot, and therefore ought not to be expected to di rect. This writer admits that there is some weight in the opinion of shareholders that when they have been induced to invest on the representation that their interests will be guarded under tho direction of certain leading business men, the promise thus held out should be fulfilled. But he takes refuge in the plea- that it is impossible for the men holding directorships in numer ous corporations to give the supervision to the affairs of all their corporations that is expected. The conclusion that such financiers should lessen their number of directorships does not occur to the Wall street writer. Instead he en larges on the difficulty of mak ing corporations prosperous, the constant efforts to get a share of their funds without value received, and the great opportunities for plundering them all of which, . it might be remarked, are multiplied by the presence of directors who do not direct Mr. Marshall's view is founded upon tho not uncommon but very illogical idea that the existing practices in Wall .street are unimpeachable. But even for one holding that tow. his declaration of It is hardly discreet It will be difficult for any in vestor to read his last two articles without being very strongly impressed with the conviction that corporations managed in the way he recommends are very good ones to steer clear of. WAGES IN LIVERPOOL. Mr. Edgar L. Wakeman's investigations into the conditions of the working classes of Liverpool present some stubborn facts, on which the theory that the con dition of the English workers is equal to that of American workingmen goes to utter wreck. That the contrary is the case is proved by the tide of immigration which has been flowing this way for more than a generation; but Mr. Wakeman's figures set forth the details in a way that is most convincing. Mr. Wakeman, as will be seen by his letter in yesterday's Dispatch, very posi tively contradicts the theoretical idea that the wages which the English workingmen get have a greater purchasing power than the equivalent wages of the American worker. Rents are cheaper owing to lower rates of Interest, and clothing is alleged to be cheaper. But a great share of tlie difference in both cases is due to the fact that the English laboring classes live in houses and wear clothes which the American workman of like standing would not accept In the vast range of food articles the American worker has the great advantage. Until the sugar duty was repealed in this country we had to pay more for sugar; but now it is more than ever the fact that the American workman eats better food, lives in a better house and wears better clothes than his English cousin, and buys much more than any other population of workingmen in the world. Other causes besides the tariff may con tribute to this result, as can be seen by reference to the condition of labor in Ger many and Russia. The intelligence of the laboring people, the existence of privileged classes and the monopoly of the means of wealth all have their iniUcnc.'. Hut. when i we live under a system that has brought the laboring population to a higher condi tion of intelligence and prosperity than in any other country, the conclusion against i,n,ro i Knmi.whnr. inn nhvinns in re. " v.....0 " - qulie amplification. I Tm. development of new fields of labor for WOmcn is illustrated by the statement that two burglars of the femalo sex have hpen caught In Milwaukee. Their victim wus n woman also, nnil exhibited such n soft side toward tho new departure that she not only declined to prosecute, but, the report lias it, pave tho offenders $20 each to pay their lines. For what they were fined, when they were not prosecuted does not appear nt all plainly; but the ease is evidently one in which almost any freak of justice might be expected. The story of gold nuggets to be pieked up in the new State of Washington sounds very enticing. Nevertheless let the fortune seekers who arc attracted thither by the re port take hoed to themselves lest they should bo the ones who furnish the golden fleece. It is interesting and satisfactory to note that tho orders of tho railroad combination to boycott the Chicago and Alton Railroad are resulting in a complete fizzle. The laws of trade are proving themselves more pow orful than the combination edict. Of course tho unimportant fact that in the boycott the railway combination violated the provision of the inter-State commerce act, that rail roads must take tho traffic of other roads "without dolay or discrimination," is not worth mentioning. The complaint of the politicians that the President has not enough warmth to suit their tastes, is balanced by the evident in tention of the political managers of tho Harrison boom to make it hot for tho oppos ing factions. "Colonel, Scott of Omaha (who maybe for all we know tho 'Great Scott!' of ro mance)" is the way the Buffalo Courier be gins a comment. Dear, dear! Is it possible that tho esteemed Courier has paid so little attention to the sources of national by-words as not to know that "Great Scott!" was an exclamation of the last generation founded on the majesty of General W infield S.t TnK general preception of the appropri ateness ofn new deal is manifest in the in dustry with which the newspaper corres pondents are sending in tho resignations of the members of tho Cabinet, for these gen tlemen. Now wo hear that the railroad car short ago is impending again, to materialize when the wheat crop is to be moved. Tho idiosyn crasy of the railroads in fluctuating from a surplus of cars to a famine is well known; but it does not seem to have made impres sion enough on the railroad mind to insure a supply of cars for this year's business. "Uncle Jerry's Republican weather is generally meeting with npproval; but the exceptional coolness has nn unfortunate result in freezing Collector Erhardt out of office in the middle of July. It seems that the investigation of the State Treasury management 13 to bo held after all, with Statesman John II. Fow at tho head of tho investigators. It can bo hoped that Mr. Fow's style of investigating will prove superior to Senator George Handy Smith's method of not investigating nt all; but that is not saying much for it. Mn. Inoalls' assertion that not less than 10,000,000 of tho people of this country are constantly hungry is probably founded on personal impressions of tho abundance of office-seekers. The congratulations of "Lord Salisbury on tho success with which chronic evils have been remedied, are well founded from the Tory standpoint. From that point of view the Irish population has long been con sidered a chronic evil and the latest censu3 shows that it has been decidedly lessened. The applause that followed the mention of the name of Senator Gorman in the Mary land Democratic Convention was founded on the lively expectation of good things to come. A Brooklyn Judge has judicially affirmed tho right of a lather to chastise his own son. Now that the paternal discipline has been declared legal let us hope that tho father will not spoil the boy, providing he is physically ablo to trounco him, even if he has to use up a good many rods. The world of polities at present con tinues to revolve round the axis in the New York Custom House. The latest disclosures with regard to Canada's politics should settle one thing. Tho United States docs not want Canada an nexed. Wo have no necessity for adding to our political influences and the big section in which the politicians are owned by tho corporations in fee simple. GOSSIP ABOUT CELEBRITIES. Marquis Prospero Marsigli, the wealthy Italian nobleman who recently died in Bologna, bequeathed 130,000 lire to the Pope to say masses for the repose of his soul. Like Ellen Terry, Sarah Bernhardt pleads guilty to nervousness before the ris ing of the curtain. "I am always nervous," she says, "because I am intensely afraid of falling below my previous standard of act ing." M. Ferdinand de Lessepsis so deeply afflicted by the proceedings taken against him by the administration of tho Panama Canal Company that his mental and bodily health givos cause for great anxiety to his family and his physicians. Representative Culberson, of Tex as, is one of tho great Judicial minds of tho House. Hois large and somewhat phleg matic in body. No one over accusediiim of being anxious for routino work, but ho made a good judge down in Texas. President Palmer of the World's Columbian Commission, is nothing if not polite. He is also something of a Joker, as anyone who knows him well can testify. He is especially noted, too, for tho little atten tions he pays to women, and ho always stands ready to help a woman out of any' difficulty in which ho happens to And her, if reasonable assistance will do it. Ex-Empress Victoria of Germany says, regarding domestics: "As long as the moral welfare of the domestics is not better looked after a romedy of the evil cannot be expected. In tho first place somothing should bo done to shorten the working hours of servants, and then a little more personal liberty should bo allowed them. Not all of their demands are Justifiable, but somo are, and those should be granted." George F. Edmunds entered the Ver mont Legislature in 185, a year beforo his long-time colleaguo.Mr. Morrill, took his seat in Congress. The resignation of 3Ir. Ed muuds closes a record which was already without a precedent the representation of a commonwealth in the Sennte by the samo two men for a continuous period of 24 years with tho result that their small State has long held the chairmanships of the two most important committees, on finance and on tho judiciary. In his early days Russell Sage used to settle the claims mado against a small rall roaa which was operated in the western part of Pennsylvania. One day one of tho trains killed a fine cow bolonging to it wealthy but miserly farmer. Mr. Sago got himself up to loo'kliktfa tax assessor, and driving up to tho farmer's house, said: "What do you vnluo that red cow of yours nt:" "It's not worth $15 to any one," said tho sly farmer. "Well, hero's the money," said the supposed assessor. "My road killed tho cow this morning." Signs or Restored Strength. Philadelphia Record. 1 CnAiw.n.... ni.tim . .. r 1WV,Mnf will"!. denotes commence in his ability to paddlo hiB r-t n cane, THINGS IN GENERAL. rTho Nineteenth Century Persecution Which Would Have Disgraced the Middle Ages Rnssla Behind tho Times Jn Every thingWrongs of an Unfortnnato Race. rwniTTEjf For. the dispatcii.I Russia Is 12 days behindhand. I mean in tho almanac. In almost everything else Russia is 400 or 600 years behinahand. Russia is a behindhand country. Slgniflcant.it seems tome, is this retention of that old, cumbrous, outgrown and imper fect way of time-keeping. All other civilized nations havo now theso several centuries ago inlprovcd upon it and loft it off, and found something better. Russia holds still to the calendar of theMiddle Ages. Russia is one of the most Interesting na tions upon the face of the earth interesting as nn anachronism, as a singular survival of otherwise obsolete ways of thinking and bo havlng. I believe that in ono of Julian Hawthorne's novels the scene Is laid in a mediaeval castle on tho banks of the Hud son. But that is only a little more improba ble than the existence of Russia in this nine teenth century on tho edge of modern Europe. Imagine the monastery which over looks the Southslde fitted up with all the machinery of tho media) val Inquisition. Dig dangerous dungeons underneath it, and fill them with heretics rotting alive. Introduce tho iron maiden into those religious cham bers. Plant a stout stnko in a plensant courtyard up there on the hill, and occasion ally of a Friday morning burn a Presby terian there by a slow Arc; let the smoke of torture and tho smoko of Jones & Laughlins' chimneys go up into tho Pittsburg sky to gether. This is hardly a greater strain upon imagination than is required of a man to realize St. Petersburg and London side by sldo, Alexander III. and Lord Salisbury pro- siding over adjacent nations. England and Siberia at tho same time on tho same planet. Belongs in Mnsenm. Tho truth about Russia is that Russia is a "freak" and belongs in nn International dimo museum. Or rather, that would bo tho truth about Russia If Russia were not every day this very year crushing the lifo out of thousands of poor men and women our brothers and sisters. That makes "freak" too light a word for that great medlreval despot, and even Madam Tussaud's and the chamber of horrors too small a place. If Russia wero as happily dead as Babylon Russia would be exceedingly interesting. We would take the sameantiquarian delight in her that we take in the old castles and the old thumbscrews. At old York, in tho Museum, they show you somo of tho weapons that once were wielded by Dick Turpin. And you look at them with con siderable interest. But if Dick Turpin wore allvo to-day, wearing those stont weapons nnd smiting peoplo down with them along the highways, "interest" would hardly be the word. Russia is rather moro execrable than interesting. In London last summer, at the Stanley and African Exhibition, they had reminders of that other barbarism which disgraces this centnry the fiendish barbarism of African slavery. They had yokes there that had rested on slave necks, and chains that had Jangled against slave logs. It will bo re membered against us in history that there were Arab slave dealors in our days and Russian despots. Ordinary Words Not Strong Enough. It is difficult to, speak in the language of tho drawing room about tho peculiarities of tho Government of Russia. I remember what a grim silence thero was in Old City Hnll after Mr. Kennan's lectures. Every man in the audience wanted to pelt the Czar with dynamite. Tho writer in ,tho Ctrfroi porary Revieio was probably carried away by an angry and exaggerating temper who at tributed to the Russians all the varieties of transgression known to the moral law. Month after month he kept nt it, and may not havo ended yet, like a preacher in tho Ten Commandments, with Russian illustra tions. That was too much. Even in the Middle Ages thero wore numberless good people. And probably thore are in Russia. Still it is very hard for poople who desire to lovo all men even Russians to have Si berian exile supplemented now by Jewish persecution in the Slavic programmo of incdiasval injustice. Probably the best thing to say is that tho Russians are trying to govern nineteenth centnry people by fifteenth century meth ods. And that is a good deal liko trying to crowd a man's foot into a child's shoe. You havo got to cut off some toos beforo you can do that. Tho foot wont in once easily enough. But that was a good while ago. And people were eoverned once in Russian fashion. But that, too except in Russia was a good whilo ago. Yet 1 doubt not that as mnch could bo said for Alexander III. and his Ministers as cau be said for Charles IL nnd Stafford and Land. Thoso men whose heads tho Puritans cut off wero religiously and conscientiously trying to thrust modern feet into mediaj vol shoes. They were absolutely conscientious about it, nnd wero exceedingly attractive and good men and enemies of England, of progress and of humanity at the same time. A Change of Mind. No doubt tho Russian Government has perfectly satisfactory reasons (satisfactory to itself) forputting nineteenth century men and Hebrews to death. By and by, under the persuasions of somo new Cromwell, thero will be a change of mind. In the meantime what is going on in RnssiaT What is actually done to tho Hebrews there? Tho most ex tended statement of facts that I know of is made by Mr. Honrwitoh, a Russian, a He brew and a lawyer, in this month's Forum. The central stronghold of the Hebrews for now these many centuries has been that tract of country which was onco named Po land. There the Polish laws protected them. There they made their homes generation after generation bofore the partition of that unhappy country was ever plotted. Then Russia got hold of Poland. The Rnssian laws had long forbidden the residence of Hebrews in permanent settle ments on Russian soil. But tho Polish laws remained in force. Permanent settlement was permitted without that Russian prov ince which was called the "pale." Then came tho father of tho present Czar. And tho economical and political conditions were snch at his accession that it seemed a good policy to extend the privileges of tho race. Skilled artisans and merchants with their clerks wero permitted to have resl donco in Russia outside the palo. Tho t-chools end tho public offices were opened to Hebrews. The result of this policy was that they learned tho Rnssian language and became good patriotic Russian citizens. They made their presence helpfully felt in all departments of good living. Commerce, law, medicine, science, literature, art, we are told, had Hebrews In the first places. The Hebrews in Poland and out of it became Russian. Dawning of a Dark Day. But now is risen up another ruler who "knows not Joseph." In 188-2 Count Igna tlev put forth his "provisional regulations." Theso regulations forbade new settlements and tho further acquisition or titles to real estate. "Nqw settlements" was construed to for bid all removals from one house to another. People who went away on a visit wero for bidden tho town on their return, as "new settlers." Soldiers who carried their He brew hearts into the Russian wars wero un able ever to go homo, being "new settlers." Tho law ngalnst tho acquisition of property worked this way: A village usurer having claims against several tenants, their houses, estimated at 100 and 150 roubles each, were sold at auction. There were no buyers, and the Hebrews could not bid, not being per mitted to ncqulro real estate! The conse quence was that tho usurer bought the houses for from b to a rouoies each, and, having the peasants' property, still had them in his debt nearly as aeeply as before. That sort or thing went on everywhere. Added to this, there grew ud the same sort ot interpretation of the law which some peo plo in this country apply to tho Bible: Whatever is not prescribed is prohibited. For example, in ritual musical instruments aro not commanded, therefore they aro for bidden. In Rusjia, Hebrews were permitted to repair wntches, therefore they could not sell tucm. Finally, tho whole magistracy found thnt it was good policy with their su periors to bear heavily upon tho race. The whole temper of tho law was set against them. And now tho unfortunates' aro to be ex- pelted from Russia altogether. The ukase of the Czar, dated March 28, 1H91, turned 30.CO0 workmen out of tho Province of Moscow. And the rest are to follow. Thore is to be another exodus, like that old one out of the despotism of the Pharaohs. Already it is being attended by the barbarities which are inseparable from all eviction. "People against whom there was not a shadow of re proach, who went about their business quiet ly, have been aroused rrora their beds at night, driven with whips from their dwell ings, loaded with chains, and plunged Into the deepest misery.1' Five millions of peo plo are being turned out homeless into an unfriendly world. That is what is going on in Russia at this present moment, in this year of the Chris tian era, 1S9L NO F00R IN 'FBISC0. The Salvation Army Obliged to Abandon a Task fop Want of Work. San Francisco Call, That General Booth's book, "In Darkest England," has borne good fruit, no ono who has.observed tho growth and general pros perity of the great organization known as the Salvation Army can doubt. Ulany or tho theories advocated and nt tho time of their conception stamped as wild, impracticable and chimerical have been actually put in practice; and horo in San Francisco, tho very latest spot chosen for tho transplantation and development of theso ideas, much good is being done, nnd sweet charity being dis pensed with as lavish a hand as the treasury of the society will permit. In pursuance of another branch of the work, which has been very successful in London, a "slumming brigade" was organ ized here about six months ago. It was in tended to operate this company in connec tion with the training garrison having quarters on California btreet, and a number or women wore detailed each week for duty in the slums. Their method was to goamong the very poor nnd dispense such favors as are "usually acceptable to members of this unfortunate class. No uniforms are worn by tho soldiers whilo engaged in this work, nnd it is their custom to take lodgings in the neighborhood where tho heaviest work is found. In this city Barbary Coast was chosen nnd an old rookery fitted up as a home, from which sallied forth each morning while tho experiment lasted it dozen women bent on helping the poor; but they found so few persons in a really destitute condition that tho scheme was abandoned after a short trial. In speaking of the trial Major Kyle said: "Wo cave it nn after a month nr so for the simple reason that wo found no field for tho work. There aro no very poor peoDle in San Francisco. Thero are no crowded tene ment houses here where human beings are packed together liko sardines, ragged, half starved nnd criminal. We havo viclousncss in all its many forms, but no oxtrcmo pov erty. Once in London wo found seven peo plo living in ono small room in a tenement house and sleeping on straw. I have found similar cases in Now York, bnt San Fran cisco has not reached that point yet. When it does we shall be on hand." A WOODS' APPETITE. Unfeeling Critics Sometimes Find Fault With Writers on tho Subject. Forest and Stream. Unfeeling critics have sometimes found fault with tho writers of sporting sketches because of their proneness to chronicle their emotions on sitting down to the first meal in the woods, to expatiate on tho savory quali ties of the camp food, and to aver as a meri torious claim that the party "did full justice to" the cook, tho cooking or the food. As we have pointed out, tho secret of this is that ono finds in thoforcst an appetite nnd a relish for food whioh any sensible doctor would declare to be unerring indications of improved physical condition. In the year book of the Bisby Club we find a suggestive note in the statement of expenses lor the year. "Tho cost of living in the woods," says General R. U. Sherman, tho author of tho re port, "is not to be estimated bv its cost in the settlements. The fact is well established by experience thn the consumption per head is at least doujlc in the woods what it is outside." And when a man finds in his camp a new stomach and a new palate, a new capacity and a new appreciation of food, why should he not be given the privi lege of relating his good fortune and putting it in the permanont record as among thoso things in search of what it is worth while going fishing and shooting? UP, IN A PARACHUTE, BOYS. How the Daring Aeronaut Keeps Up His - Courage While- Dropping. New York Times. J A young man hns been entertaining tho multitude inthi3 vicinity lately by dropping from a balloon at an altitude of between 2,000 and 5,000 feet. The young man simply clings to a pair of stout rings, and a para chute does tho rest. Ho was asked the other day if ho did not get nervous sometimes at the thought of being suspended half a mile or a mile above tbo earth. Ho replied, "No, sir; I don't lot myself think ot it. I just begin conntin' when the balloon starts upward, and when I counts a hundred I let go. Sometimes I shuts my eyes and keeps em shut till I feels myself coming down alow." This young man has a partner who, when asked how many times he had aropped from an asconding balloon, replied, with genuine modesty, "Only about a tbousand." HARBISON AT CHURCH. The President Listens to a Sermon Preached By an Allegheny Minister. rSPECTAI. TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH.l Cape Mat, Aug. 1. President Harrison and Postmaster General Wannmaker attended services at the Cold Spring Presbyterian church this morning. The Rev. Mr. Stewart, of Allegheny City, preached an ploquent sermon from a text taken from Malechi, on the subject of "Jewels for God." A light congregation was in attendance, because neither of the two officials was expected to be present. Russell Harrison dined with Congressman Reyburn to-day. The Right Rev. Bishop Scarborough, of New Jersey, took tea with the President. Tho Bight of Renomlnation. Philadelphia Inquirer. Tho idea that Mr. Blaino i3 discourteous in allowing himself to bo a candidate while re maining in the Cabinet is absurd. No Presi dent has a "right" to a renomination, or a right to use tho patronage of the Govern ment to bring about his renomlnation. Such conduct is un-American and has never been put into actual practice. Every Presi dent who has been renominated has been so because he was tho actual choice of his party. DEATHS HEBE AND EXSEWHEBE. Sister Clara, a Carmelite. Sister Clara was buried Friday from the convent of the Carmelite order, St. Lonls. Sister Clara was known in the world as Miss Mary Wee. She belonged to a wealthy Protestant fumlly of Litchfield, III. Sbo and her sister, while attending school at the Ursullne Academy at Alton, 111., be came Catholics, bliortly after tearing the school she entered on the austere life of a Carmelite at the age of 18. The dead Carmelite was laid out arcord lug to the cftstom of the order, Ian hare pine colRn, with a copy of her vows and the rosary In her hands. Vicar General brady, assisted by Father Cannon, of the Assumption Church, performed the funeral services. Rev. Dr. Ebenezer Judklns. Rev. Dr. Ebenezer Judkins, of Houston, Tex., but a native of Lexington, Va., and a brother-in-law of Stonewall Jackson, fell dead on an East Tennessee, Virginia and Georgia RMlroml train while near Johnson City, Tenn,, Saturday morning. Ills remalDS were burled in Lexington yesterday. Obltnary Notes. THOMAS BAYLISS IIANA, Minister to the Ar ecntlne Republic during the Cleveland administra tion. dledatCrawfordsvUle yesterday. John Beesley, sexton for half a century of St. Michael's Church, Charleston, S. C, dled.Stur dav In the SOtli year of his age. In him one of the most interesting landmarks ot Charleston passed away. HAnnY Howabd, the well-known huntsman of the Essex County, N. J., Country Club, died at the kennels of the elub. In West Orange. Saturday arternoon of consumption. He had been ill only about nine months. Edwaud WAItiiEV, a prominent citizen or Fall River, Mass., who traced his lineage back to 'Will iam De Warren. Earl of Normandy and the young est daughter of William tho Conqueror, died Satur day at Fall River at the age of 74. GENERAL Chaules W. IIaiout, a well-known lawyer and Democratic politician of Freehold, N, J died Saturday after a long illness. He was 62 ve'ars old. Oeneral Haight was the law partner of Joel Parker, New Jersey war Governor. In 1867 he was elected to Congress, and was re-elected two years later. AnocsTUS RiTTCnEY, proprietor of the Doubl ing Gap summer resort and a leading Democratic: politician of the Cumberland Valley, also a proral- nent hotel man. died at Carlisle vesterday, ged years. During the war he served In the Two Hun dred aud TenUi Regiment as Adjutant; he also served In the legular army. THE HEAVENS IN AUGUST. Sights for Star Gazers Movements ot the Sun and Moon Planets of tho Northern Skies Fixed Stars Visible to the Naked Kye. Throughout tho month of August the sun hurries awny toward the south and tho days shorten. Moro than nine degrees in north erly declination separate the first and Inst days of tho month. The sun's rising hour yesterday morning was 4:57, while its corre sponding hour on the same dny last month was 4:33. At tho close of the month tho rising hour will be 5:20. Yesterday the sun set at7:15, while on the samo day of last month the setting hour was 7:35, so that the day has now shortened down -to H hours and 20 minutes. Tnesdny night the moon will be new, pass ing into its first quarter on the 12th. It will bo full on the 19th nnd pass into its last quar ter on tho 26th. Dame Venus nnd tho moon wore in conjunction just before daylight this morning, "and the beautiful glam our of that planet was for a short timo obscured. Mars pays his respects to the moon on tho 4th and Mercury on the 6th, though the latter will maintain a more respectful distance than tho former planet. Saturn, too, makes obeisance to the moon, approaching very closely on the 7th, and early in the evening of tho day follow ing tho moon's first quarter Saturn will bo found very oloso to Mercury. Jnplter in the Moon. A beautiful celestial spectacle will bo afforded ou the day following tho moon's fullness, when Jupiter approaches it In the early evening. Neptune, though hardly bright enough to nttrnct attention, also ap proaches very closely to tho moon early in tho evening of tho last quarter. The month begins with Neptune as the only morning star. It is the eighth planet from the snn, being distant 2,880,000,000 mllos from that body. It will be difficult to seo with the naked eye, but those who are familiar with the constellation of the Bull, nnd Alclcbaran, its blight star, will find Nep tune close at hand. Mercury, JnpIter.Satnrn and Uranus are groupedas tneovening stars for this month. As soon us the sun is down, and after Ju piter has mado its nppoaranco. Venus be comes tho most brilliant planet in the west ern sky. Each ovenlng, as the month wears on, 'sho appears a little higher in the heavens, ana on tho dny previous to that In which she eoes into norihelion August 21 Jupiter's appearance very near to tho moon affords a charming opportunity for celestial observation- With the moon at its full, Venus conspicuously lovely In tho western sky. nnd Jupiter approaching its Drightcst Seriod; the heavens aie,indced, radiant with rilliaucy. Somo of the Wonders of Mars. Mars is no longer an evening star, his ap pearance at that timo having ceased thrco dnys ago, when he went over into tho early morning hours. Mars is not a very bright plnnet Just now, but he may easily bo seen shining red in the southwestern sky at an altitude of 45. Scientists aro still wonder ing about thoso white spots in the Martial polar regions, tho constant enlargement of whicn gives rise to tho assumption that there is a great polar snowstorm going on over there. It takes Mara C87 of our days to circle once around the sun, so that there are obvious reasons why thoso whlto spots. If they really do indicate polar snowstorms, should not diminish very rapidly. From July to September Mercury is an evening star. Ho comes up dimmer and uimmer in tne eastern nonzon ns mo monin passes, appearing each night n little later, until toward the middle of next month he passes over into the wco sma hours and be comes a morning star. Mercury is at his greatest angular distnn ce from the sun on the evening of tho 0th. Ho is very small, nnd may be found, though with difficulty, in the constellation of tho Lion. Those who look for him would do well to turn their glasses toward that constellation on the night of August 13, when Mercury shines more brightly than at any othor time during the month. Mercury is the planet nearest the sun, being distant from that body only SG, 000,000 miles, almot a next-door neighbor, in fact. It is the smallest of tho planets, being only 2,i31 miles In diameter. As its year is only 88 of our days, paydays, birth days, Christmases nnd other holidays that Ave enjoy at long intervals must bo very monuiunons occurrences over tne re. The Largest of the Planets. Jupiter is nn ovening star, as he has been for tho last two months. Ho approaches his brightest period early In September, and he may bo fonnd toward tho west-southwest as soon ns the sun is out of sight. The night before tho moon reaches its fullness Jupiter approaches very near it, and on that occa sion, August 18, thero will bo a fine chance to seo them close together in dazzling brightness. To be seen nt their best they must be viewed early in tho evening, and whilo you are watching, Venus comes majestically upon tho scene, adding luster to the most brilliant celestial spectacle of the month. Saturn's soft golden light may also be seen every evening until September 13. JIo ap proaches very close to the moon August?, next Friday night, being nearer to that body, as we view it, than nuy other planet tave Neptune, who approaches very close to lair Luna on the night of August 2G. Saturn forms ono of a very beautiful cluster of plaucts that may be seen on the evening of the 13th. At that time he approaches very close to Mercury, and as they will be almost hand in hand early in tho evening with the moon in its first quarter, tho sight will bo a fine ono and well worth seeing. Saturn ap pears later and later toward the close of tho month. Ho proceeds in the same general direction as Venus, bearing Blightly to the northward. Uranus, tho seventh planet from the sun, although an evening star, is invisible to tho naked eye, except nnder the most favorable circumstances. It is l,7SO,CO0,OCO miles from the sun, aud its year is 84 times as long us ours. Daylight 13 unknown on this planet. Only One Morning Star. Neptune, the only morning star, may be found very near to the moon as it passes into its last quarter; so near, in fact, that It will not be visible to the naked eye at that time. Of the fixed stars, Arcturus will bo visible in the early evening, following like nn obedient page in the wake of Vonus as she rises in the western sky when onco tho sun is down. Arcturus passes slightly nearer the North Pole toward the close of tho month and gains in brilliancy. Regulus. a white star, rises a little ahead of Arcturus, in the same direction and with the same declination. Sirius Can is Majoris "the dog star," will be found In the south ern heavens early in the morning. Only an enthusiast will keep awake to see Sirius, but he shines there bright enough to reward ono for a long vigil. Those who remain awake to watch for Sirius will be doubly rewarded by a line view of the yellow star Aldcbaran, Alpha Taura, which may bo best seen in the west in the early morning. The constella tion of tho Bnll and Neptune, tho only morn ing star, shining brightly closo by, are other familiar sights in tho heavens close to Alde baran. Urso Minor, the North Star, will form a conspicuous fixture in the August heavens, as will nlso Cnnopus, one of the big gest of fixed stars, which shines most brightly in the early evening. MAY BE A VOLCANO. Tremendous Fires Seen Issuing From tho Olympic Mountains. Victoria, B. C, Aug. 2. The tremendous flro on the' Olympian mountains back of Port Angeles to-day is believed to be a vol cano, as it appears altogether too fierce for a bush fire, and the smoke and flames shoot thousanusof feotin the air. The spectacle is terrific. AN UNLUCKY WIGHT. I always was unfortunate. Unlucky, and forlorn; Misfortune came with my first breath: On Friday I was born. In childhood my reverses were Discouraging to me, 'Most every day I was reversed Across my mother's knee. As I grew older my ill-luck For me new anguish wrought. . At school the other rogues escaped. But I was always caught. When I proposed my evil star Shone on my pathway still; For I said: "Will you be my wife?". And she replied: "I will." She proved a vixen, and she's been The cause of half my sins. I hardly need to tell you that My first-born child was twins. Since then my family cares have grown, Andsurclyyou'll allow That I'm unlucky when yon know I've thirteen children now. I do not know how It wlU end, I hardly think I care. But when old Gabriel blows his trump I know I sha'n't be there. Scmerttlle Juurnal. OUR MAIL POUCH. A Question of Law. To the Editor or The Dispatch : If a wife notify liquor dealers through the papers not to sell any kind of intoxicating drinks to her husband, nnd Hip husband goes to a barkeeper and gets It under an assumed name, or on account of hia name not being known by the barkeeper, can the latter bo held accountable? X C. New Castle, August L The law makes It a misdemeanor for deal ers to sell to persons of known intemperate habits. B nas the Correct Idea. To the Editor of The Dispatch: A bets that if a man lives in this country three years and then gets his first papers out he will havo to watt five years before he gets his second papers. B bets' that if be is in the country three years and then gets his first papers out ho will only have to wait two years. Which is right? PiTTsnuno, August L Coxstaxt Reader. A Ton of Tin Wanted. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Please hdvisc if you can give us any in formation as to whore wo can purchase ono ton of pure American pig tin, manufactured from tin mined in the United States. Any information you can give us about this wlfl much oblige. I'JTTSBUKO, August 1. B. P. C Yes to Both Questions. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Is a marriage license necessary in New York State, and, if so, mnst a woman be 21 years of ago to obtain one without consent of parents or guardian? Perplexed. Sharox, August L Of Course It Will. To the Editor of The Dispatch: I have rented a houso for ono year, and signed a landlord's leaso. The house does not suit me and I want to move. Will the leaso hold good at law? A ScnscninER. New Castle, August L From tho Census Office. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Where can I get Information In regard to tho population of each city of tho United Staftes according to tho census of 1S00? Foreign Corresposdetice. PlTTSBURO, August 1. New York Leads All. To the Editor orThe Dispatch: Which city has tho largest population, New York or Chicago? J. J. K. riTT3BrRO, August L 425 Feet. To the Editor of the Dispatch: What is the height of tbo Court Honso tower? Pittsburg, August L F. K. ENGLAND'S BOYAL LINE. Its History Since Its Origin in Kenneth Mo Alplne, of the Ninth Century. Nothing is so imperfectly understood in tho United State, and perhaps in England, as tho origin of the royal family as It now is, says an exchange. The Emdish denounce tho gallery of portraits of alleged Scottish kings nt Holyrood as fraudulent, for it seems that some timo in the past tho English, in vading Scotland under a piratical claim to tho throne thereof, burned the picture of the kings and stole the stono on which those kings wero crowned, which is now to bo seen in Westminster Abbey. Bnt the Scot tish line, from, which Victoria and tho Prince of Wales are also descended, is sup posed to begin with Kenneth 3IoAlpine, who died in 858, and the twelfth of which kings af tor him was Duncan, slain by his cousin Macbeth in the year 1031, when Will iam tho Norman -was 11 years old. Nine or ten kings Intervened to Robert Bruce, whose daughter married Walter Cook, the steward, said to have been named Fltz-AUen. Seven kings intervened before Marsrnrite of England married James IV. Thls line got on the English throne in 1K03, four years beforo Jamestown was settled and 17 beforo Plymouth Rock. The peerage books attempt to show what the house of Guelph was, which entered the British royal line witu tho Hanoverians. Nobody even knows how to spell Gnetph or Whelp or Wolf, but it is claimed that he wusayonnger brother of Odoarer, the barbarian conqueror of Italy, and settled in Bavaria and had half a dozen successors, all of the same name or near about, of whom the seventh or eighth was a Crusader and married the sister of tho wife of William tho Conqueror. In tho course of time one of this family acquired Brunswick, but he was poisoned, nnd his son was tho celebrated Henry the Lion, wnoso aangnier uecamo me secona wife of Henry II. of England, the fatherof Richard and John. The fifth after Henrv tho Lion was Ernest Angustus, elector o"f Hanover, who married Sophia, tho grand daughter of James I. of Encland, and their first child wns George I. Tho commercial riches of England, and the influence of tho country as the parent stem upon many colonies, of which the mo3t noted is the United States, havo made tho royal family, with its unbroken descent of some 830 years, tho capstone ot the general edifice in poli tics and housekeeping called society. Tho conrse of mankind is to struggle from ob scurity by opportnnlty to independence, and, having a good house and some income, to look for society. Canada Slowly Moving Up. Washington Post.1 No more striking illustration of the back wardness in some thinirs of our Canadian neighbors could be given than is afforded in the fact that, after having had street rail ways in use for 30 years, the city of Toronto is now discussing the propriety of running them on Sundays. That thero is a com munity on the continent in possession of a city railway system that could for an hour hesitate over such a question is scarcely comprehensible by the American mind of to-day. But the fact is, ourCunadian friends, never too progressive, arc now where we wore long ago. Wo outgrow onr blue laws a century or two since. Tho Canadians are only beginning to outgrow theirs now. Mr. Piatt to the President. New York World. You turn the Fassett, I'll do the rest. PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO. .Tames T. Gorman. Ed. Fitzsimmons, Ed. McUinnis and John Connor, members of the Jefferson County Tourist Club, of Steuben vlllo, O., were guests at the Central last even ing. They accompany tho Pittsburg Pioneer Tourist (Vlub to the National Convention of the C. T. A. U. of A., to be held in Washing ton, D. C, this week. J. B. Haggin, the California horseman and millionaire, passed through tho city last evening in a special car going cast. He said he had quit racing, and ho wouldn't allow Snlvator to run again, no added that tho crops were good in the West, and the farmers had commenced to ship their wheat to the seaboard. M. J. Murphy, in advance of Bobby Gay lor, is in the city seeing to the interests of that versatile actor, jnr. aiurpny pang in tne choir nt high mass at the Cathedral yester day, and rendered tho barytone solo, Haydn's "JesnDeus Paces," in an extremely pleasing manner. State Senator,!. P. S. Gobin, of Lebanon, took breakfast at the Anderson yesterday. He boarded an early train for Detroit, where he wilt attend the annual meeting of the Grand Army. C. M. Mitchell, with the Charles Meeson Belting Company, formerly of this city, but for a year past located at New Orleans, has returned and will take up his residence nere. Among the passengers for Philadelphia last evening were Edward Keating, Frank Dohrman, trelglit agent for the Chicago and and Northwestern, and A. P. Burgwln. S. Weaver a clerk in the Treasury De partment at Washington, and his wife, reg istered at the Seventh Avenue Hotel last evening. They nro on their way to Ohio. Dr. Z. T. Miller and family leave per steamer Keystone State for Cincinnati to day, to be absent three weeks. D. J. Horner and wife, of Somerset, and S. N. Pettis, of Meadville, are stopping at the Monongnhela House. Mr. Gus. "Weaver and Miss Eosa Deible, of Youngstown, were yesterday the guests of relatives in Allegheny, s Mrs. Fanny Bodgers and her daughter, of Oakland, havo gono to P.irl3 for a visit. B. D. Foltz, of New Castle, and F. B. Bradley, of Chicago, are at the Duquesne. Arthur "W. Marvin, of Barnum's show, is stopping at the Anderson. Thomas Callaghau went to New York last evening. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. The big World's Fair building -will be a mile around. The Jeannette drifted through the Arctic Ocean at the rate of two mites a day. Texas has a Fat Man's Association, the Initiation fee of which is a cent a pound. Men who weigh less than 225 pounds are ineligible to membership. The old-fashioned Russian wa;on driver, who carried passengors and freight long distances in his rude, self-contrived vehicle, is still competing snccessfullywith the steam horse in tho land of the White Czar. An Amager farmer has been arrested and lined for susault upon the Danish army. White entering town with a load of cab bago, the war horse of the artillery took fright at his outfits and broka up the whole army. A fly caused the death of a man at Vienna. Ho was walking the street when the insect suddenly took a position on hia Jorchead. As soon as it left a swelling ap peared and the man soon afterward died of blood poisoning. It has been found impossible to keep ostriches alive In the London "Zoo." Their omnivorous throats discriminate against nothing, and poisonous coppers which mis chievous people feed thorn are as eagerly devoured as any other delicacy. A cook fell overboard from a schooner ou the lakes recently.and wasstunned by the fill. Consequently he remained under wntor for half an hour without inconven ience so far as drowning was concerned, and was in a few minutes after his rescue as well as usual. In the United States oranges and lem ons are produced only in California and Florida. The orange crop of the latter is practically out of the way before that of the former is ready for the market. The Cali fornia orange is of slower growth than the Florida product and does not decay so soon. M. Grebault, a French Egyptologist, is busy opening ICO sarcophagi, recently dis covered at Thebes. Tho first mummvthat he uncover d is peculiarly beauttrul. " Only two or three mnmmles have been found which havo been so carefully embalmed as this one. The body is that or a roval prince belonging to tho family of the high priests of Amnion. The Government has been for nine years digging up and putting together tho . vnst collection of fossils that will occupy fully one-half of tho National Museum in Washington. In the collection are the gigantic skeletons of prehistoric reptiles 100 feet in length, flying dragons with a 2-foot spread of wings, nnd other curiosities well worth seeing. An English clergyman has found out the best way to inculcate total abstinence.. The church band used to go out every even ing in hi parish, bringing in numerous vil lagers. When they came into the church teetotal drinks wero provided free of charge. The mission lasted four davs. dnrine which time the saloons realized vory little and drunks were of rare occurrence. Mr. Romanes, of London, has an ape that he has tanght to count not very far up. indeed, bnt fs high as Ave. He knows thonnmbers and tho words that indicnta them. Ills method is to tnko straws one by one into his mouth nntil one less than tho required number havo been collected; then, taking up nn additional straw, he hands it over, together with those in his mouth. An Amtell, Ga., man boasts of the most wonderful squash of tho day. He hns been planting the same variety for the past five years with the same unvaryine result. From any one seed comes np an ordinary looking squash vine of the bnnch variety. Now upon this vine, when in full bearing, can ba connted seven distinct varieties. Easily can distinguished the Patly Pan, Hubbard, Greg ory, etc. A number of bees selected the garret of a California church for a hive, storing in it many tons of honey. The recent hot weather cansed tho wax to melt, which loosened the storo of sweetness. The weight was too heavy for the church rafters to hold and the wholo partition of the roof caved in over the pnlpit. The church pews and pulpit wero completely buried in honey and wax. It appears that in Scotland there is a company which pays a certain amount yearly to a nnmber of iron works for the privilege of collecting the smoke and gases from the blast furnaces. These are passed through several miles of wronght Iron tnb lug and as the gases cool there is deposited a considerable yield of oil; ono plant is re ported to yield 25,000 gallons of furnace oil per week. In New York one day a newsboy, run ning at full speed, with a big bundle of papers under his arm, stopped short to piok up an umbrella that he had seen drop on the sidewalk. "Thankyon. sonny." said. In a biir bass voice, a manbehind htm. "Hello!" said Mike, with surprise. "I thought it was a lady's." And deliberately, as if it was a matterof conrse, Mike replaced the umbrella on the sidewalk. The two elephants in the zoological garden at Copenhagen were made the sub ject of a medical inquiry a few weeks ago. They were chanred by rumor with having the diphtheria and with having given the disease to children who bad fed them ginger snaps. The Investigation failed to develop any sign of tho diphtheria, or of the chil dren, but some evidence was found of ginger snaps, so that there was truth in the story after all. A new kind of stamps will soon be in troduced in the postal telegraph service of Russia with a view to securing the inviola bility of the privacy of letters. The new stamp Is printed on very thin paper, and cannot bo used again if it fs once put upon a letter. When used wet and taken on tho envelopo it leaves an indelible impression npon the spot where it was attached, so that if a new stamp is put npon the same spot the impression of the first stamp can bo seen through it. Darwin used to say that the most pow erful worker we know is the earthworm. Without the earthworm-we could not live. Earthworms make the soil fertile. Accord ing to Darwin's calculations, each-particle of the earth to a depth of two feet is brought up to the surface at least once every hun dred years. But this estimate Is too low. It has been recently calculated that this reno vation of the soil takes place every 27 years. There aro from 150 to 200 worms In each square yard of earth, 10 inches in depth. A negro entered a Macon, Ga., street car a few days ago, andjnstashe took his scat a flash of flro nnd a cloud of stifling smoke Issued from ono of his pockets. He was so badly scared that for a few seconds he sat motionless, white tho smoke filled the car. But thero was half a dozen ladles on board who thought that the negro was being electrocuted by a current from the overhead wire, and they all ran screaming toward the door. The canse of all the trouble was a box of matches which the negro carried in his pocket. He sat down on the box and all the matches were ignited. LITTLE LAUGHS. WABXIHO. On her hand a gem that burns; Virgin cheek that rosy turns; In ber heart a Joy that sings To ber soul's strange questionings. Eyes so softly, newly wise. Voice so apt In low replies Little maiden, such as this Follows fast a lover's kiss DororAax LummU, in Pact. He What can I do to make you happy? She Do without. He Without what? She Mc. Chicago iietcs. Miss De Snell (angrily) You told me this horseshoe lace pin would bring me good luck, and now Count De Moneyhunt has proposed to another girl, and my poodle Is dead. Jeweler Madame, what more could heart desire? -JiuxkrU Weekly. Gus DeSmith I see by the papers that the Czar has been enjoying the pleasure of the chasa In the Jabonskl forest, near Warsaw. Gilhooly What luck did he have? Gus DeSmith Splendid. Uecamo back alive. Texas Sitings. "Why is it," asked a stranger, "that you Americans are fio anxious to dlscuver the North Pole?" "Oh," replledan experienced globe-trotter, we Americana aro great travelers, you know, and wo want some new place to write our names on." SomcrvilU Joturnal. "I never use tobacco. No! "I've never touched It yet!" And then he took a match and lit Ills nasty cigarette. Chicago Tribune. "If your husband stays out so late every night, I should think be would suffer from loss of sleep." "Oh, he has all day to sleep, he la serving on a )ury." Sao TorkPra. Jimmy Bnggs I wish my big sister was a brother. A sljterain't no fun atall. Tommy Flgg Ain't? Wy. I have my sister cry ing mad all day. Indianapolis Journal. .iiAin