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Including Sunday, 3 ra'tlis. : 50 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 ni'th.. 90 frCNDAY Dim-atch, One Year 2 50 Weekly Dispatch. One Year. 1 23 THE Daili Df-rATCHlsdeliicrcd by carriers at 13 cents per week, or. Including Sunday Edition, at ZOcent per week. riTTSBCKG, MONDAY, JULY 6, ISal. A PROHIBITION STRUGGLE. The situation produced by tho attempt to suppress the liquor traffic in Alliance, Ohio, as reviewed in our correspondence elsewhere, presents 60ine interestinc phases. At present the peculiar aspect of the case is that in a professedly prohibi tion town of 8,000 inhabitants there are iiinery places for the retailing of liquor in defiance of law. At first this would be taken as merely a case in w hich a law was passed aud'lef t to enforce itself, as has been the case with so much preceding liquor legislation. But on examination it proves to be the history of the case that urgent efforts are made to enforce the prohibition which the peoplo of Alliance have twice voted, while tho liquor men are keeping their business coing by an admixture of secrecy and fighting in the courts. AVith that statement of the fight it does not look to be so much a fight between pro hibition and the use of alcoholic beverages as a struggle whether laws passed by the repeated approval of the majority of the people shall be obeyed. The contest illustrates the difficulty of enforcing prohibition legislation; but the people of Alliance can comfort themselves with the reflection that they are not alone in this experience. During the same period in w hich Alliance has been fighting this fight Perms 1 vania has been trying the experiment of high license. While we have been satisfied with the result as a whole we have had to recognize that there have been periods when the speak-easies or illicit liquor saloons have been abundant here, with a profusion hardly less marked, when all things am taken into-considera-tion, than in Alliance. The fact is that all attempts to either regulate or prohibit the liquor traffic stimu late the law-breaking propensities of a certain class, who regard such legislation as an intraction on personal liberty. Ex perience proves that regulation is gener ally more successful in conquering this spirit than prohibition; but that presents no reason why thoughtful citizens should not wibh to see the laws obeyed as long as they are laws. TAKEN BEYOND POLITICS. Jt is pleasant to note that one important judicial nomination was removed entirely above the plane of politics in the practical agreement that Judge Simonton, of Dauphin county, will be re-elected with out opposition. This is one of the most important judicial positions in the State below the Supreme bench, as it is there that the civil cases to which the Common wealth is a party receive their original trial. Judge Simonton's ability and independ ence in the President Judgeship of that district have been famous all over the State. It is a matter of public congratula tion that he has consented to accept re nomination, and it is creditable to the Twelfth Judicial District that his eminent abilities are recognized without regard to party lines so that his re-election will be practically unanimous. It would be well if all judicial elections could be so clearly lifted above the political level. A MAKE'S NEST VENTILATED. It is to be hoped that the tempest in a teapot over the letters and calls of Itev. W. C. and Rev. W. IL- Roberts to Lane and Allegheny seminaries, respect- i lvcly, will he definitely settled by tho statement of the former gentleman pub lished elsewhere. The statement is backed by assertions of others so definite as to en tirely absolve him of any discreditable ac tion in the premises. The facts in the case make a very frail foundation on which to erect a scandal. A letter intended for Itev. W. H. Roberts was delivered by mistake to Rev. W. C. Roberts, sounding himas to his acceptance of a possible offer of a professorship in the Allegheny Seminary. Shortly after, the latter gentleman received an offer of a similar position in Lane Sem inary. To jump to the conclusion, as some peoplo have done, that the Alle gheny letter was used to secure the Lane appointment is to accuse the Lane Trus tees of governing their action by the most inadequate reasons. Fortunately,, Dr. W. C. Roberts is able to show that there is nothing whatever In the charge, and that the Allegheny letter had no part in tho Lane appointment That the Rev. W. IL Roberts never gat the letter intended for him is one of the misfortunes attendant on having a name so similar to that of an other man in the same profession. All of which leads to the hope that tlje marc's nest being duly exploited, the mat ter will be considered as settled, and the theological circle? affected may pursue the even tenor of their way undisturbed by any further breath of scandal. THE COMPROMISE VERDICT AGAIN. Another compromise verdict has been recorded in the case of the Algerian known as "Frenchy," on trial for that sensational murder in New York which was widely advertised as another "Jack the Ripper" case. The jury brought in a verdict of murder in the second degree, and the com promise so nearly hits the popular opinion of the case that it is generally received with tolerant approval. , Nevertheless, there was not a particle of evidence tending to establish the degree of the murder. The verdict is not so violently illogical as some of the other compromise erdicts, notably that of the Clau-na-Gael case, in Chicago, in which by no possibility could the verdict be considered In ..accordance with the facts. It lias the shadowy foundation that the prisoner acted excitably on his trial and tho jury thought, therefore, that he might have committed the murder un der excitement But the real foundation of this verdict, as of all other compromise verdicts, was that the jury thought the evidence pointed to gjiUt, but were not quite sure enough of it to condemn the man to lose his life. The fact is that the evidence was of doubtful nature. It was not only circum stantial, but it turned on scientific points concerning which there was the usual dis pute of experts. The notorious and ab horent nature, of the crime disposed, the jury to make an example; but they were not sufficiently sure that the prisoner com mitted the crime to send him to death. So they adopted the Illogical, but comfortable, course of sending him to prison for life, with a chance, If there is a mistake, of having it rectified. S.uch is the nature of juries. THE ALLIANCE 3IOVEMENT. A review of the growth and extent of the National Farmers' Alliance iri" Penn sylvania, in another column, gives some Interesting facts and figures. It shows that there has been considerable expan sion in the extent and membership of the organization; but the total figures indicate that its political effect, which is the aspect considered in the letter referred to, will be that of a disturbing rather than aeon trolling influence. The growth of the Alliance in this State has been retarded by two or three influ ences. In the first place, the Grange, or Patrons of Husbandry, in the co-operative work which is the most important function of agricultural organizations, had very nearly filled the field. In the next place, the Alliance has met the competition of other Alliance or ganizations asserted to be spurious, and the National Alliance has had some difficulty in convincing the farmers that it is the only genuine and original-Alliance. The result of the struggle has been that a year and a quarter after the first Alliance was formed the membership Is estimated at 36,000, a considerable share being women. This Is a creditable growth and indicates a still larger growth. But it does not promise any such expansion as to portend a political revolution as its result The programme outlined, of waiting until 1892 to see if the old parties will accede to the demands of the new element of which free silver coinage is the most salient plank and then throwing its support to the People's party is hardly of a char acter to make any especial change in the attitude of politics in this State, what ever it may do in tho West As to the attempt of the Alliance to in fluence legislation by non-partisan work it is hard to see how it can do more than the Grange is already doing. The great weak ness of the Alliance in this State will be tho conservatism of the farmers, and the lack of any real necessity for its exist ence here. SAVAGERY EN' CIVILKATION. The story of that Chinese and Indian feud as it comes from the West, where a Chinaman 'was recently killed by the Piutes after being acquitted by the courts, sounds like a transcript from the records of some savage country. First, the Indians kill a Chinaman; and tho Chinese, unable to secure justice, retaliate by horribly mur dering several Indians; and so on until the present situation, when the Indians hold that they have got to kill several more of the Chinese to get even. All this might be attributed to the commingling of half-civilized races if it were not for the mixing up of the futile forms of law in the feud. The savage combatants seem to have had the idea that it was their duty to give the law a chance; but if it did not yield the result they wished, they had the right to take the law into their own hands. As this is exactly the ground taken by the leaders of public opinion in New Orleans, It leaves the doubt whether civilization in some spots is more than a name. "The government that can borrow money at two per cent is as far from bankruptcy as the moon is from Kent Island," says tho Baltimore American. Very true; but tho government that does borrow money at two per cent and ut the same time claims that it does not need tho money is claiming alto gether too much for its reputation. One of the featnres of the Fourth of July celebratio.n in Philadelphia strikes the impartial observer as better in the breach than in tho observance. It consisted of reading tho Declaration of Independence with sentences from it chanted by a chorus. Tho Idea does not seem at nil in harmony with the character of the 'document. The distinctive nature of the Declaration of Independence is its sohor, vigorous and straightforward language To interline chants of its terso Anglo-Saxon is to reduce it to the operatic level, which is an Incon gruity more inexcusable in Americans than Verdi's location of "Un Ballo in Maschera" in the Puritan town of Boston. The Agricultural Department brand of Republican weather has been very delight f ul, in most respects; but Secretary Husk will havo to find some offensive partisan to hear the responsibility for those littlo slips by which tho Fourth of Jnly picknick ers got wet. That a railroad company would leave its tracks and bridges several hours without being visited by a watchman should come very near the laws on criminal carelessness. Though railroad usually havo watchmen for all hours of tho night and day, tho want of one caused a disastrous wreck and terri ble loss of life at Chaileston, W. Va., yester day morning. If the company employs no watchman, it certainly should, as no bridgo should bo left hours without an inspection, especially when hundreds of lives depend upon its stability. As Providence has undertaken the work of irrigating a portion of tho Colorado desert, we may expect to hear complaints from the fellr-vs who are anxious to specu late on irrigation privileges, against this in terference with the functions of private en terprise. One of Charles Dickens' skits at our national bumptiousness was to portray iu "Martin Chuzzlewit" a star-spangled Amer ican who referred to tho Queen as living in tho Tower of London. It is a peculiar and wonderful Justification of the sarcasm that a Buffalo paper the other day mado a brill iant effort by publishing an open letter to Queen Victoria addressed "Tower, London." Tho mission of some people nowadays seems to be to provo by their acts that the sarcasms of that book nro still not without foundation. The appearance of that mysterious lake in the desert is accounted for by the ex planation that tho bad examplo or Philadel phia has spread to tho West, to such a do grcetbat the banks of tho Colorado are bursting. Before the New York courts had got out "that injunction against tho Sugar Trust div idend tho sweet sugar men had drawn out $350,000 of tho dividend. Tho careful way in which the courts of New York timo their action so as to make it too lato to bo any especial trouble to the Sugar Trust deserves the undying gratitude of tlio saccharine millionaires. It is only surpassod by tho Jealous care with which tjio courts do not interfere with the Standard Oil Trust ntall. On. the whole, the less that is said by both sides to that dispute about tho rein statement of the plate printers in' the Treas- ury Department the better chance both will have for appearing in a respectable light. NOW it is once more announced that Mr. nenry Villard has returned from Germany with money enough to set his North" Ameri can Company on its feet once more. The gonitis which this unique financier has for going to Germany at regular intervals and extracting money from some unknown source there to rehabilitate his exploded schemes is something which even greater money kings can envy. The announcement that the price of an thracite coal is to be put up at once shows that the coal barons have adopted the ancient maxim and in the time of warm weather prepare lor cold. v That Australian who has set up opposition in the rain-producing business in Canton, O., will not ho permitted to carry off the laurels of Busk and Farwcll. Australia has had enough glory in giving tho world champion oarsmen, ballot reform and Improved land transfers. This country will stick to good American mado Kepuhlican weather until Undo. Jerry's plan runs through itself. When the Hon. Thomas B. Heed returns to Maine tho ar between tho sash and the tennis blazer may bo expected to make Maine politics produce a penlod of high temperature. TnB death of Mr. Jacob Wainwrlght, as noted in our local columns, removes one of tho old citizens of Fittsburg.and a pioneer in tho brewing interest, which has of late years risen to colossal proportions. Mr. Walnwright has been identified with busi ness interests of the city for many years, and his death will he mourned, byawido circle of friends and acquaintances. FAME'S FAV0EED 0KF.S. Mrs. Baeyertz is the name of a Hebrew lady evangelist whg is conducting a mission devoted to her faith in Toronto. Leopold IL, King of the Belgians, prides himself on being a workingman. He rises at 6 and does two hours' work be foro breakfast. Probably no bank President in New York receives more social calls in business hours that does lion. Thomas L. James, President of the Lincoln National Bank. This is chiefly duo to the fact that the Lin coln Bank has a great many depositors who are personal friends of tho well-known Pres ident. If the little Kingtof Spain be excepted, tho Emperor ot China is tho shortest of male monarchs, standing as he does only 5 feet in he"ght. He must, however, in point of stature, take second place to Queen Vic toria, whose stature is 4 feet 10 inches. The house of Hohenzollern boasts tho greatest number of men of big stature. Henby Wattebson to the students of tho University of Virginia: "Our country Is not gcttmg worse; it is getting better, and we are masters of the greatest country on the globe. Wo have the most perfect sys tem of government. Wo have nothing from without to fear, and within we have but two great dangers the taste for money and tho dovil of party spirit" Captain Status, who was one of Stan ley's favorite oflicers during his last Journey across Africa, has gone back to Africa in the service of the Katanga Company, to help explore the great region of tho Upper Congo which has recently been ceded to that com pany by tho Free Stato. It was Captain Stairs who climbed the remarkable snow capped mountain, Bowenzori, which Stan ley discovered between Lake Albert Ny anza and Muta Nzigo. Immediately after Chauncey M. De pew's departuio for Europe this week, car penters and decorators will invade the rooms occupied by Cornelius Vahderbilt and Mr. Depew and completely remodel them. More rooms are noeded for the use of tho President and his clerks. Mr. Depew has so many kinds of visitors that it is necessary to havo half a dozen ante-rooms in which to stow them while they await an audience. Mr. Depew sails Wednesday with his wife, son, Mrs. Hageman and hor two wards. The party will remain abroad until the early part of September. Speaking of the poem "The Midnight Visitor," reoently credited to Walt Whit man, a correspondent says: "Eleven years ago Walt Whitman read these verses to me at my own fireside, where the old poet i3 over a welcome guest. I am not likely ever to forget how my dear old friend, who still enjoys a gobd dinner and the camaraderie of his friends, recited theso sad and pathetic lines by a blazing flro of hickory wood. But ho never claimed to havo written them him self. On tho contrary he always assured me that the poem was a translation from tho French of nenri Murger." Some ono gives the following as the nick names of certain authors: Emerson Tho Sphinx. .Schiller The Kepuhlican Poet. Goethe The Poet of Pantheism. Shelley The Eternal Child. Keats Tho Resurrec tionized Greek. Byron The Poet of Pas sion. Moore The Butterfly. Jeremy Tay lor Tho Shakespeare of Divines. Coleridge Tho Insulated Son of Reverie. Bunyan Sponsor of tho People. Shakespeare Tho Myriad-minded. Bon Jonson Tho Divine Bully of the Old English Parnassus. Spen serThe Poets' Poet. Chaucer The Well of English Undented, or the Morning Star of English Poetry. Caedmon The Milton of the Forefathers. F00B E0SE EYTINGE. She Testifies That She Owns Nothing, Not Even a Grave. Nnw Yoke, July 5. A month ago Eoso Eytinge obtained a judgement for $3,481 against Kate Claxton. J. Charles Flammer has brought supplementary proceedings to compel Kate Claxton to pay to tho executors of the Timothy Townsend estate $S40 before she satisfies tho Judgment obtained by Miss Eytingo. The $S10 is for rent which Miss Eytinge aid'nt pay while she lived at 227 West Forty-seventh street. The first hearing of tho case took place Friday in the City Court before Judge Mc Gowan. Miss Eytingo testified that she had assigned all her interest in the judgment to Edwin J. Fisher, an artfst,about two years ago. She wasn't sure about the timo be cause her memory was poor. She owed Mr. Fisher, she said, at that timo between $2,500 and $3,000 for borrowed money, living ex penses and other things. "Iownnorcalcstato," said Mis Eytinge, "not even a grave. I own no stocks or bonds. I have no money In any savings bank; not a cent. I owe a month's rent, and I do not know where to get tho money to pay it. Alt my pupils have gone out of town. I teach elocution." Another hearing will bo had to-morrow morning. THE GE1P 8TILL EAGING. Unhappy Newfoundland Still Suffering From the Malady. Halifax, N. S., July 5. Advices from New foundland to-night say la grippe continues to sweep over tho island in epidemic form. It has fallen with all the virulence of a plague on the various settlements around the head pf Trinity bay. In Dildo, New Har bor, Chapel and tho neighboring places tho bulk of tho people are stricken with tho epi demic in its severest form. The fishermen are completely disabled, fishing has ceased entirely, and for weeks hardly a man has been able to fish or haul a cod trap. Manj- have died, and tho weak and sick have to bury tho dead. Tho strongest men, when la grippe seizes them, become as weak as children. Almost the entiro population of Ferry Land is down with tho disease, the sick being forced to attend upon the sick, nnd in Fortune, in the district of Burin, there aro hundreds of cases. Appeals for Government assistance in tho Bhope of doc tors and medicine are pouring in from all portions of the coast. WJ.TH THE LOSS OF AN EAR. How a Syracuse Man Escaped From tho Perils of the Fourth. Syracuse, July 5. Unlted.Statos Ganger J. D. Ackcrman, of this city, "was frightfully arrd perhaps fatally injured by tho explo sion of a ginnt' firecracker about midnight last night. The lighted fuse liad apparently gone out, and Mr. Ackerman picked it up, when it ex ploded, tearing the flesh from his face, blow ing one car olr and rendering him insensi ble, ne was taken to liis home, where ho re ceived medical attendance. THINGS IN GENERAL. The Churches and the Wrongs and Bights of Labor The Pope's Encyclical on the Subject Should Be Bead A Remark From Professor Ely. . WRITTKU FOB THE DISPATCH. , "And, lifting their eyes yet higher t8 that bright snmmtt from which all truth, all civilization, hove flowed, they lift their hands and voices to you, Holy Fnther, in whom they see the Vicegerent of the au thority and fatherhood of God, repeating that sublime cry of tho Apostles to their Divino Master: Lord, save us, we perish!" That was in October, 18S9, in the Hall of Canonisation at Home. A company of French workingmen had come on pilgrimage to "see Home," to say their prayers at the sacred shrines, and to make a petition to tho Pope. There were four matters, especially, in which they desired the Popo's assistance. They wanted (1) a better limitation of tho years and conditions of children's labor, (2) a deliverance of women fron unwomanly occupations, (3) a Christian working week and (1) shorter hours. They implored tho holy father to stir up the consciences of all decent people that those reasonable ends might bo attained. ReUgion the Only Solace. The Popqread them a sympathetic answer. He said nothing directly about the pro gramme which they had suggested to him, but ho told them that they hod done well In coming to him. Only in religion which he spelled with a capttalletter could they find consolation an their weariness and misery. Beligion alone could hotter their condition. This ho said over and over in various com monplace but gracious ways. He took occa sion to warn them against the pernicious error of those who desired the abolition of private property, declaring that they were trying to lay low that which is the very essence of civil and political life. And He advised a reorganization of the medieval fraternities as a help toward the improvement of Industrial conditions. "What wo demand," he said, "is tho rovival in nil their essentials, in their various prac tical virtues, and in whatever forms the times allow, of those industrial guilds which, of old, steeped in Christian thought nnd inspired by tho maternal solitude of tne cnurch, provided for the religious and material needs of tho workmen, eased their toil, guarded their savings, defended their rights, and insisted, in righteous measure, upon their legitimate complaints." After whioh tho holy father dismissed them with his apostolic benediction. After Two Tears' Preparation. That was nearly two years ago; and we are told that the Pope has been at work for the last two years preparing his letter on the labor question. Perhaps tho Frenohmen started it. Perhaps the encyclical is an an Bwerto that "Lord, save us, we perish!" which they cried In his ears in tho Hall of Canonisation. Anyhow, it is tho endeavor pf tho holy father to answer Just that sort of J cry which for now theso many years and in unnumbered places has been trying to get the ear and the heart of all the good and wise men In tho world. And the Pope's speech then and tho Pope's letter now aru singularly alike. Tho encyclical is littlo more than tho address written out at large. The subject is the "Condition of Labor." "The momentous seriousness of the prosent state of things just now fills every mind," tho Pope says, "with painful apprehension; wiso men discuss it; praotical men propose schemes; popular meetings, Legislatures and sovereign princes all are ocoupied with it, and there is nothing which has a deeper hold on public attention." "All agree," ho says again, "and there can be no question whatever, that some remedy must be found and quickly found, for tho misery and wretchedness which press so heavily at this moment on tho largo majority of the very poor. "Workingmen have been given over, isolated and defenceless, to the callousness of employers and. the greed of unrestrained 'competition. The evil has boen increased by rapacious usury, which, although more than once condemned bv the Church, is, nevertheless under a different form, but with tho same guilt, still practiced . by a variolous and grasping men. Ana to this must be added the custom of working by contraot, and the concentration of so many branches of trade in tho hands of a fow In dividuals, so that a small number of very rich men have been able to lay upon tho masses of the poor a yoke little better than slavery itself." A Bemedy In a Dozen Pages. Now,for all this the most eminent Christian minister in the Christian world proposes, a lemedy, and here it is in the dozen pages of this notable dooument. And who has read it? How many people in Pittsburg havo read the Pope's encyclical? I have Just been studying Prof. Ely's book on the "Social Aspects of Christianity." Ho has a good deal to say in it about Christian lndifferenco. He acouses us of knowing tho existenco of theso miserablo conditions at which tho Popo hints, and of not caring. The well-to-do simply don't love the poor. v ery lew ciergvmen are nme to give an in telligent statement of tho position of labor in its controversy with capital. There is euough said and preached about the rights of property, but hardly anything about its duties. The attitude of the average Chris tian gentleman toward all propositions looking to the uplifting of the lower classes is one of critiolsm and negation. We aro all eager, Prof. Ely says, "to find flaws In tho proposals of reform. We are more pleased at the discovery of error than of truth in tho plansof Henry George. We are against all upllfters. Wo aro susplolous of all advocates ol the cause of labor. ' I was talking to a friend the other day about the organization of a branch of the Christian Social Union, and the possibility of getting somo prominent employers of lator into it to study the economio pioblem from the moral point of view; and he said: "You can't do it; to Mr. A. it will mean the management of his mill by a committee, and Mr. B. will expect to have his house burned down." An Idea From Professor Ely. Professor Ely remarks that when tho clergy of one denomination in Pittsburg learned that a gentleman had given money for public conservatories on condition that they should bo kept open on Sunday, they denounced tho man, nnd passed formal reso lutions against tho acceptance of the gilt. And he naturally wonders what effect such action must produce upon the workingmen of Pittsburg who have never received aid from theso clergymen in attempts to abolish Sunday work. Tho point is that we aro not really inter ested in tho uplifting ot labor. Our only in terest even in a strike is duo to tho Incon venience to which it puts us personally. Wo nro perfectly willing that the workingmen should loso even tho most just demand if wo can thereby get our work done quicker. At least, it seems so. And here, to empha size the statement, is tho Pope's encyclical, passing by with hardly a word of comment, attracting nobody's attention. The Weekly llegister, a Roman Catholio paper published in London, which njy friend Father Lambing has kindly sent me, attrib ute this lack of interest to an unfortunate .coincidence. The Pope had tho bad luck to try to get tho world's ear on the very week when wo were all crowding into the Police Court to catch the latest scandal about (he Prince of Wales. We missed the encyclical because wo w ere all inte nt upon a gamo of baccarat. SlrWilliam Gordon-Cummin", caught cheating at cards, hid tho spare form ofLcoXIIL offering a remedy for the mis eries of tho poor. The vices of nobility ob scured the wants of laoor. They used to have open-air sermons somo years ago down by tho gate of the Allegheny Cemetery, and it was noted that the mildest dog fight on tho other side of the street was sufficient to leave the preacher -without a congregation. A Sermon Worth Beading However, here is the encyclical. The preacher waits. Even now, the dog fight being over, we can come back and hear tho sermon. And the sermon is worth hearing. Leo XIII. is a good preacher, with tho in menso advantage, iu tho vu-escnt instance, of knowing a little about the earth as well as a good deal about heaven. Ho spent somo years in Belgium once and bronthed freo nir and looked the century plain in tho face) and neither Perugia nor Borne has been nblo altogether to spoil the beneficial lesson. Anyway, modern or medieval, bond or free, one-eyed or two-eyed, the author of this pamphlet on the labor question is -tha Popo of Rome, And the canopy of the Pope's chair, as somebody savs, is tho finest sound ing board in Christendom. Millions or peo ple, in all lands and languages, are hearing thig voice. Thousands of priests and pre lates are teaching their peoplo the lessons of their master in Rome", rublie opinion within that vast communion is being molded con cerning this supreme question of tho day along the lines indicated in this notable cir cular. It Is well that we outsiders should know what is going on, and what it is that all these multitudes jof the faithful are being taught. Just what it Is, the Professor of Things in General will try to tell next Monday. INCBEASE IN BEES DRINKING. Comparative Figures for the Two Tears Ending with April 30. New York Sun. The following statement shows the quan tities of beer sold in the United States by States and Territories for tho years ending April 30, 1890, and April 30, 1691. The total for tho latter year was 30,021,079 barrels, against 20,820,953 for the year ended April SO, 1890, an increase of 3,200,128 barrels. New York leads in tho sales for 1390-91, with a total of 9',OS8,109 barrels, which Is nearly three times tho quantity sold in any other Stato, Pennsylvania being second, with 3,118,218 barrels, and then follow in order: Ohio, 2,636,668 barrels; Illinois, 2,608,916 barrels; Wisconsin, 2,03,G10 bairels; Missouri, 2,038,383 barrels, and New Jersey, IGTO.SK) barrels. Theso aro the only States in each of which moio than l,00O,OC0 ban-els were sold, and tho total in these seven represents more than thrce-fourth of tho entiro aggregate. Michi gan stands tenth on the lit, the sales in this State amounting to 6C4 537 barrels. There' are only six States m which no sales areio- Sorted. These are Arkansas, Florida; alne, Mississippi, North Carolina nnd Ver mont. The figures indicate tho extent of the browing industries in the respective States and territories, but do not show tho consumption of beer in each. Tho aggregate, however, shows that on an average through out the United States nearly half a barrel of beer per capita is consumed. ONE GOOD INDIAN. A Dusky Worthy in Iteal Life Who Equals Any of Cooper's Heroes. Fairfield (Me.) Journal. For many years John Sabattus, tho last of tho Norrldgewock tribe of Indians, lived at Vassalboro. Here he spent tho latter portion of his days, and acquired tho high esteem of tho white men far and wide. Ho was n tall man, over six foet in height, and possessed of great strength and power of en durance. When General Arnold marched his army on his celebrated oxpedition north, ward through the woods of Maine, John Sa battus was his guide. The services he thus rendered are by no means slight. When this expedition was over he made Vassalboro his home, and here is his grave. No stone marks his restingplace and it is only a few of the oldest people around that can identify the spot. Had somo James Feni moro Cooper written of him as Cooper did of tho "Last of tho Mohicans." doubtless an im. posing monument wouldhave towered above nts remains. STATES MUTUALLY HELPED. Pennsylvania and New York Benefited by Their Proximity. Gsth in Cincinnati Enquirer. Pennsylvania is a powerful Stato In ma terial resources, and no wonder that her people give themselves almost wholly up to material increase. And yet, after riding through Central Pennsylvania up tho Vallev of the Susqnelianna, one sees that the equil ibrium between the Keystone and the Em pire States has been very well maintained. New York has no coal, but tho coal of Penn sylvania Is more available to her, without any intermediate tariff, than to a large portion of Pennsylvania itsolf. New York has a political compensation in the greater breadth of its agricultural land, for, taking out the lap of Pennsylvania and tho great Cumberland Valley, which com prise together about one-third of the State or less, the rest of Pennsylvania is made up of little mountain valleys, and a great deal of the land is waste. THE FISHEEMAN'S HEAVEN. His Conception of It Shows His Sublime Devotion to the Sport. Lewlston (Me.) Journal. Here's a fish story with.a classic turn, and wo quote from the lips of a well-known local raconteur who reads Shakespeare after he has angled successfully, and who quote3 Izaak Walton, not ostentatiously, but be cause ho lovotlThim. "I have got to know the name of tho man who told this story," said he, "for it was not told in this country, in the first instance, but eomes from a Lou don clubroom where an ansler was en deavoring to detail to Interested friends his admiration ior tne generous sport wliero mind vies with matter at 'the end of an eight-ounce rod. I tell it simply to indicate how sublime is the angler's devotion to his sport. " 'Why,' said the fisherman, if when I die I am fortunate enough to be admitted through the beautiful gates to a home in tho better land, I will fish in tho river of life with a fly made from the feather of an angel's wing, nnd if obliged to go to tho other placo I will angle in the Styx with the worm that dieth not.' " DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHEEE. Samuel J. Wainwrlght. Samuel J. "Wainwright died at his resi dence on Sooth Highland avenue a few minutes before 6 o'clock jeslerday evening, in his ezdyear. The deceased was the senior member of the brewing firm of Z. Wainwrlght & Co., and the ion of Z. Wain wrlght, who founded the business. He leaves two sons. Samuel J., who was at one time In Select Councils, and K. Z., who Is a member of the Central Board of Education. The deceased served in Councils and was prominent In politics repre senting this district In the Legislature in 1871-. He was a BeDubllcan of an lndenenrhmt t,ni Ills last tenure of public office was In 1881, when he resigned the Presidency of the Board ui uuaruiausui uie xoor. -ur. ainwnarnt was i member of the Independent Company of theDu Mr. Walnwritrht was a il uomiunvnr thuiiit. quesne Greys, Company A, which was afterward merjred Into the Eighteenth Regiment. A company raised In Lawrence llle about 1875 was called the "Wainwrlght Greys." In. his honor, and Is now known as Company D, Eighteenth. Regiment The deceased gentleman was very popular, highly re spected and well known for his largeness of heart and kindly qualities. He was Presi dent of the Pittsburg Gas Company and a director In many business enterprises, nota bly In the Arsenal Bank, Forty-third and sixth street bridges, the Citizens' Traction Cbmpany and other companies. Mr. Wainwrlght ws born anil married In Lawrences llle. Ills birthplace was lna house that was located on South street near Thlrty sei cnth street, and he succeeded his father, who built the Wlnterton Brewery In 1818. His death wasdueto dropsy. He hadbeen ailing for months but It was hoped the end was still far. Louis Haynald. Louis Haynald, the distinguished Hun garian prelate, scientist and statesman, died Satur day in tho 75th year of his age. He was born at Soecsen October 3. 1816, and pursued hiitudics at Grau and Vienna. From 1812 to 1840 he taught theology In the 'emluary at Grau, at the same time earn lag on his own studies of the natural selenecs. In l&l he was appointed assistant to the Bishop of Kurlsbourg, Transjlvanla, and succeeded to the position ot Bishop the following year. While In this position he managed the outlay of-coo.OOO francs for different scientific establishments and endowments. He relinquished his diocese in 1883 .mi wnt to Rome, where he was nnnnlnrnri ai. bishop tif Carthage In partibus, and did not return to Hungary until. In 18(11, he went as Archbishop or Kolacza. Mgr. Haynald engaged In frequent scientific expeditions In association with the chler botanists of Europe, He collected n botanical nhrarv accounted among the richest of Eum it.. assisted many young men. without distinction as- to their religious faith, tn beginning their scientific careors, and founded at the capital or his diocese a gvmnasium and an observatory In 1877. March 1" 1879, he was raised to the rank of Cardinal. As memberof the Chamber of Deputies In Hungary he was elected unanimously December 6, lspi. Presi dent of the Hungarian aelegatlou on Imperial Affairs. Hon. John H. Faxon. Hon. John H. Faxon, for 51 vears a resident of Elyrla. aud a widely known. citizen, died in that city Saturday morning at the age or 76 years. He held many offices of truit. among which are sheriff of the county, justice of the peace for twenty-one consecutive years, county sur veyor and city civil engineer. He was a member of the blxtv-llrst and blxty-second General As semblies of Ohio, serving from 1874 to 1878. In 1850 ho was elected sergcant-at-arms of the Ohio benate, and during his" legislative sendee becamo widely known throughout the State. Mrs. Adam Hein. Sirs. Adam Hein, aged 30 years, died of consumption, jesterday, at her home. 34 Spring alley Allegheny, hhe was the wile or Foreman Hein, of patrol wagon No. 3. Obituary Notes. Fbank OlABVAT. a well-known theatrical man ager, was burled several days ago from his home In Peoria, 111. Ho -was 42 years old, and was formerly a circus agent. Latterly he had directed the tours of the Swedish actress, Ulllc Axentrom. SUNDAY AT CHAUTAUQUA. A Sermon on Christ's Lire by Dr. BIcMllIan, or Allegheny-Beautiful and Impressive Beligious Services In tho Forest Many Bible Students Enrolled. SrxCIAI. TtLEOllAM TO THE DISPATCH.! CHAUTAuquA, N. Y., July 5. This was the first Sunday in the grove and tho exercises wero most appropriate. The Sabbath is lit erally a day of rest here, and everybody goes to church in the amphitheater. Ono day in tho week nt least tho religious train ing at Chautauqua 1b emphasized, nnd there ft something beautiful in a religious sorvice In tho forest primeval, among murmuring maples and hemlocks, and within sight and sound of the whitecaps of the lake, as they chase each other in fantastic glee. It -was docldedly cool to-day and wraps nnd cloaks wore in great demand. Dr. Wldner, of the Rock Island Theologi cal Seminary, opened the day at 9 o'clock by taking a large class through the epistle to tho Epheslans. At 11 o'clock tho regular Sunday morning service was held in tho big amphitheater, which -was nearly filled with people, so great has been tho number of arrivals here during the past week. Chan cellor Vincent presided, and after the open ing exorcises intioduced the Rov. W, H. Mo. Millan, D. D., of tlie United Presbyterian Church, Allegheny, who preached from the text in Matthew ix,2J: "Aocording to your -faith be it unto you." 4 c Dr. McMillan's Sermon, "The story of Christ's life thrills us with in terest at every point. He went about preach ing and teaching, and his whole mission was ingoing about doing good. In the present 'won we una his day's work to have bean raising from the dead the ruler's child; heal ing the woman who had touched the hem of his garment, and making the two blind men to see. . "The record of one day is the record of all days. 'He went about doing good. Miracles are only a type of the gieatcr work Christ works on the souls of men. Aio you weary of sinning? Have you a heart-hunger for higher and holier living? Have you wasted your years, like tho prodigal child, in rhitious living? My reply to you is: 'Ac cording to your faith be it unto you.' Tho condition of your coming to the cross is faith in the nll-ntoning power of God nnd his re demption work. If wo get large blessings it will be because of large faith, and not be cause of beauty, genius, wealth or power." The speaker dosed with an earnest ap peal to his hearers tn AXArntaA nlnrfr rtofrren of faith in God, for such a course gave promise of the life which now is, as well as that which is to come. Some Pine Choir Singing. A feature of tho service was the fine sing ing of tho large chorus choir under tho di rectlon of Professor Leason, of New York. Although the choir had only been mustered, together within the last two days, they did some very good and effective work. At 2:30 p. st. Miss Newton, of Kansas, con ductetrh primary class in tho new Kellogg building, and it was intensely interesting to watch the little tots sing and learning the Biblo stories. At the same hour Dr. Duncan led the Sunday school in tho tcmplo in the studv of the international lessons, while President Miller took charge of the Assem bly Bible class in tho amphitheater. At 4 o'clock Professor Frederick Sturr, of the American Musoum of Natural History, de livered an address in the temple before tho Society of Christian Ethics. Vespers and Service of Song. At 5 p. it. the Chautauqua Literary and Social Circle held their first vesper service in the Hall of Philosophy, and In the evening the wholo grove Jolnod in a servioe oi song In tne amphitheater. The chorus choir again sang some pretty anthems, and Jennie Hall Wade, of Brooklyn, acted as the soloist, and this ended the first Sabbath at Chautaunna. a day of full religious services -and given to hieher thinking. The reception last night at the Hotel Athenamm was a " great social success. Hundreds of students filled the parlors of the big hotel and were formally introduced for the first time to Chancellor Vincent and his corps of instructors. Miss Benzingerand Mrs. Wade sang solos nnd Prof. Cumnock, the Chicago elocutionist, recited several selections. The enrollment of students is unprece dented this year and is one-third larger than at this time last year. It is expected that fully 1,000 young men and young ladies will enter upon a regular college course during tho Assembly term. A Large Class of Blblo Students. But what is most significant is the fact that fully one-third of these will bo Bible students. Prof. Harper, of Yale, is at the head of tho college, and says that ho prefers to call his classes Bible students rather than theological students. It cannot be gainsaid that Chautauqua is doing a great work in putting tho study of Hebrew language, law, httorv and llterature.on the same level with that of Greece and Rome. Chancellor incent's statement that Chautauqua has a positive creed and that tho best thinkers in the realm of religion and science are agreed on the Christian es sentials, would seem to indicate that pro gressive as well as practical Christianity is getting a foot-hold nere, which argues well for tho future. There is broad thinking in other' places than Andover Seminary or Union College, and Chautauqua is in it too. D0GGEEEL OF THE DAY. Rivers of blood in ancient days Maintained our honor clear, ,. To celebrate it now tho streams . Are flllod with lager beer, Chicago Globe. The orator begins to shout, The band begins to play, The eagle knows what he's about, He spreads his willing pinions out. And wisely soars nway. Detroit Free Press. This Is the day wo celebrate, Commemorate, And jubilate; Of noise there, is no dearth, Our boys their fingers decimate. Ana lacerate, , And amputate To honor freedom's birth. -To-night we may felicitate. Congratulate, Intoxicate Ourselves If they're on earth. Chicago Times. The glorious Fourth now has gone, and its Joy Has departed with all of its fun; As we look in the face of the reckless small boy Vfe notice some spots on the son. Some lads have lost fingers, an arm or a leg, A few will be minus their thumbs; They will touoh no more punk to a full pow der keg. Nor monkey with Japanese bombs. New York Journal. SIGNS OF THE PAST. Legends by Which Ono May Discern an Old Establishcd Shop. New York Sun. In a great many barber shops all over tho city one sees a sign: "Mustaches Dyed," Wherever that sign is to bo seen.you may bo reasonably sure of ono thing, that the stand as the barbers say is an old ono. For that sign commemorates a fashion that struck this countryjust after tho war a fashion that set all the men to dyeing their mus taches dark, no matter what the color of their hair might be. Just as a well-groomed man of to-day curls tho tips of his mustache, so tho gallants of 25 years ago used to dye theirs.- Thoy havo given it over now, and forgotten it in tho laughter and protest thoy have raised ngainst tho women who hail dyed or bleached their hair. But in tho older barber shops the littlo signs remain to tell or past and particular vanities; and as botwixt dyeing tho mus tache and dyeing the hair, what real distinc tion is there? 'BTLO LAND. WniTTEX FOR THElHSPATCn. When out of the West long shadows creep And the stars peep out, a shining band. Our biby, weary of fun and play. Goes out thro' the gates to Bylo Land. Oh, which Is the road to Bylo Land? By the way of Grandpa's easy chair. Or, better, by mother's loving arms, AVith kisses pressed on the shining hair. She nestles down with a weary sigh. While the lashes touch the rounded cheek. With her arms clasped close 'round mother's neck, Who kisses the love she cannot speak. O, n wonderful spot Is Bylo Land, To Judge by tin- smile on baby's face; The augeU must surely weave her dreams, Aud lend to her of their winsome grace. O, baby, wufcnvy thy sunny lot, For we that are older seldom see The flowery path to, Bylo Land, Or meet the angels that talk with thee. N Florence a. Jones. Hampton, Ii., Julys. OUR MAIL POUGH. Referred to theD. P. S. To the Editor of The Dispatch! I would like to ask why citizens and tax-, payers of the Twenty-second ward are not allowed police protection? If there is a ward in tho city that needs such protection, It Is certainly tho Twenty-second. Since Sohenley Park has become a resort for loaf ers and thieves the ward is overrun with this class, and people living near the park. suvuiu certainly De proiecteu. as hicjt pay for such protection, I cannot see why they should not ask that somo of the "subs," who stand on corners to see the Fifth ave nue cable and Duquesne Traction cars run into each othor, be taken off and placed wnere mey are oi some use. ii you cnn answer this question, you will confer a great favor on many citizens of tho Twenty second ward. Taxpayer. Pittsbero, July 4. A Patient for Father Molllngcr. To the Editor ot The Dispatch t Has Father Molllnger, the "Priest-Physician," returned home yet? How would I have to address a letter to reach him? Would ho treat private patients for ail ments such as nervous debility? A Readier. Pittsbcrg, July 4. The venerable father can be reached by addressing a letter to Mt. Troy, Allegheny City, Pa. He was o ertaxed by recent work, and is now in retirement. He has treated private patients heretofore. Where They Fish for Whales. vTo the Editor of The Dispatch: Please let mo know where whales are found. Aro they caught in tho Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean? A. L. V. Grkessdcbo, Pa., July 4. Tho whaling fleets are distributed in the North and South Atlantic, North and South Pacific and the Indian Ocean. Theso are the most prolific waters at present.) A Deserter Can Be Taken Any Time. To tha Editor of The Dispatch : Will you kindly inform me through Tins Dispatch if a desciterfrom the regular army atter an elapse of 21 years can be arrested and punished-by court-martial? A. P. K. Pittsbobo, July 4. A GBEAT BIG BOCK. It Proved to Be Granitoid and the Senator's Friends Drank. St. Louis Republic Senator John C. Peirsol, of Munroo county, one of the best men who ever occupied a chair in tho Missouri Senate, was walklnt: along High street in Jefferson City ono day last winter, accompanied by a num ber of his fellow members. When in front of the Federal building the Senator stopped suddenly, glanced up and down tho pave ment, nnd then solemnly began to "step off" a long strotch of granitoid walk whichjliad Just boen laid by the Government. Peirsol," said Senator Anderson, "what on earth are you doing?" Tho Senator pursued his measurement of tho granitoid and finally answered: "Tliut beats anything I ever saw." "What does?" "Why, this rock. Where do you suppose they got it? Bygonny, it's 100 foot long." Tgo Senators, porccfvlng his earnestness and innocence.lauclied lonsr and heartilv. and then explained and details of making granitoid pavement. Senator Peirsol Joined in tho Joke and it was duly, washed down at the pearost corner. That evening, as the Senator sat by his comfortable fire, ho began chuckling to him self. "John." said his eood wife, "what's the matter with you now?" "Oh, just a joke, dear. One of the big fool Senators actually had tho nerve to measure off that piece of granitoid pavement In front of tho postofllco and to ay it was the big gest rock ho ever saw. Funny, i asn't it?" The Senator leaned back In his easv chair and laughed until the tears rolled down his cheeks. Mrs. Peirsol did notnot even smile, but, looking sadly and wearily at her liego lord, said: '.John, that was you. There is no other man in the Senate quite so green." The Senator put on his hat, went down town and told this as the best part of tho joke on himself. c CHINESE NO FOOLS. Their Adroitness in Smuggling Themselves Across the Canadian Line. Interview In Detroit Journal. "These Chinamen who attempt to cross the border are, in great part, comparatively well to do. They have some system of credits or exchanges -I Upn't know what by which they can raise money when they need it. If a Chinaman comes across the river and has spent nil his money be can soon raise more. They frequently get 'busted' by having to give upall their money to he ferried across, but In a day or two they aro 'flush' again. There are lots of fellows in Windsor who aro on the lookout for Chinamen who wish to cross, and as soon as a straugo Mongolian appears on the streets ho is followed by from one to a dozen smug glers. J. ne smugglers row mem across, land them on tho dAck, gut their money sometimes as high us il00 and row aw ay, leaving tho poor Mongolians to tako their chances on being run In. The Chinamen aro beginning to 'tumble,' nnd now Insist on better arrangements. One smuggler took a Chinaman out in a boat, rowed him around in tho dark for 11 couple of hours and landed him in Canada again, about two miles below the starting point. The next morning the Chinee spotted his man in WIndsorandgot back enough money to pay his fare to To ronto, where he had Iriends. "Nearly all the Chinese aro well posted on all tho points of tho exclusion law, and use all sorts of means to evade it. My experil enco has been that they are a great dea smarter than they appear to be." How to Catch Aiiclomaniacs. I CatsklllMall.I A young man of Anglomaniac tendencies boastfully called attention to his (C derby the other day, anl proclaimed it a London hat of far superior quality than tho American derby. A knowing friend took the hat, and disregarding tho Hon and unicorn brand of the lining, turned up tho sweat band. Hid den away underneath and securely gummed to the felt was a bit of paper bearing the legend, "United Hat Workers tof America." Notwithstanding the Handicap. Boston Globe. A pair of Parseo travolers are studying American manners and customs. They are styled Rustomjee Kalkliusroo and BomaDji Dlnshawji Petit. In spite of their name, however, theso Farsees are sold to bo very wide-aHako and progressive gentlemen. PEOPLE COMING AND GOING. Patrick Foley, George In. Eilcy and Fred Hoffman left for Chicago last even ing on the limited. Mr. Foley said their business was private, aud had nothing to do with the World's Fair. Mrs. Thomas H. C. IS eely, of Sycamore street, Mt. Washington, with her son. How ard A., has gone to Bellalre to spend a few days with Mrs. James Works, lormerlyof Mt. Washington. William Noll, who has charge of the hell bovs at the Monongahela House, will leave to-'day to accept a similar position at the Kent House, Lakewood. He is a popular colored boy. Mrs. W. .T. JlcCrecry, of Yonngstown, is in the city visiting her brother, W. B. Bishop, night clerk at tho Monongahela House. "W. H. Walker and family, of Colnmbui, and James B.' Stephenson, of East Brady, arc stopping at the Sai cnth Avenue Hotel. John Fullcrton, of Glasgow, and It. Hud son, of Kittanning, an old navy captain, registered at tho Anderson yesterday. President J. I). Moffat, of Washington and Jefferson College, took breaklast at the Monongahela IIotue yesterday. J. W. Hoffman, of JJoblctown, and Les lie Thompson, of Butler, aro stopping at the Monougnhela House. Louis A. Smith, a well-known Columbus hotel man, was nt the Union depot 4ast even ing going East. John B. Smithman, of Oil City, and T. C. Frew, a Cincinnati freight agent, are at the Duquesne. F. J. Sprague, the inventor of the Sprague system for electric roads, will ho in the city to-day. Herman Cerf and wife and I. Kaufman nnd family left for Long Branch last night. Collector Warmcastle went to New York yesterday to see a relative off for Europe. Morris P. Kaufman nnd wife, of Jean netto, starteu for Europe lust o cuing. Captain Harry Brown and wife came homo from Cincinnati Inst evening. Harry Darlington arrived from New York last evening. , H. C. Frick returned from Cresson last evening. , CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. A "Drummers' Home" has been estab lished at Sparta, Ga. A Wellington, Kan., man sold two prairie dogs last week to a New York mart for $70. A tooth weighing 8 ounces and sup- Sosed to belong to an ancient mastodon as been unearthed near 3Ioscow, Wash. The most expensive street car in tha world is owned by the Troy Electric Rail, way Car Company, of Cleveland. It cost " $10000. The Emperor of Germany has given 4,200 for tho. celebrated yacht Thistle, and His Majesty intends to enter her for compe- season. The five-pound and two-pound pieces struck in the Jnbilee year have evidently not taken the public fancy, as no application was received for them daring the whole of last year. Arf Atlantic City hotel keeper has s "fake" thermometer on the front of his hodse that makes his patrons believe his porch is the coolest place on the island. Tha deception works like a charm. A vase, which it has taken four years to complete, has Just been sent to London from tho Minton China Manufactory. It was niade by M. Tolon, is valued at 1,500, and is considered the handsomest thing of the kind that has ever been made. Venus, Bac chus, and a group of cuplds are represented in tho design. It has been estimated that one ton of coal gives enough ammonia to furnish about 39 pounds of crude sulphate, the present value pf which is about JEI2 per ton, and there being 10.COO.ojo tons or coal annually distilled for gas, no less thau IT! Itt I tons of uijjuic,ui me money value ot .51X07,113. ura produced. A little humming bird is said to b making himself unaccountably familiar at the home of Dick Smith, near Thomson, Ga. Regularly evrfrj- sttnday, when the fam ily go to the. dining room lor dinner, tha bird flies into the family room nnd brings up before the family mirror, wheiu ho bows to himself aud flutters and capers around extonsivcly. Jerry White, of Archard's Mill, Tenn., was dowi on Gum swamp one day last week, and saw a snake. Tho monster looked so large he was afraid to get near to kill him. Ho threw a sharp stick at the snake, stuck it in tho back of his neck, and tho snake bel lowed like a cow meanwhile opened his mouth nnd made fight for Jerry. Jerry ran or course. A strange metamorphosis in the heaven? was visible at Wassamoneta, O., the other evening. An immense cylinder cldud, over looking from west to eastand traveling with great rapidity, passed over tho town tn the same direction. It was black and gray in color, and as it revolved its color changed. N hat It was no ono seems to know; but it attracted hundreds into the streets and housetops, who watched it until it disap peared in tho western heuvens. In January, 1885, Daniel Gould, of Chicago, then nearly 80 years old, was on a bed of sickness from which the doctors per suaded him ho would never rise. He mado out deeds transferring his property to dif ferent members of his family. The papers were recorded, but 3Ir. Gould did not die. io-uay ne is it naie ana nearty old man, with changed ideas about tho disposition of hia bolongings. So he filed a bill asking tha Superior Court to clear his title. About the year 1783, a Bristol plumber namod Watts dreamed that he was out in a shower of molten lend. He observed that tho metal came down in spherical drops, and afterward, to find whether it would bo so, ho went to the top of a church and poured melted metal into a vessel of water below. To his great delight he found that the lead had gathered Into beautifully formed globular balls and heat once took out a patent. The new servant girl tried two kinds of furniture polish on the rosewood dining table. She declared that American furniture polish was "no good at all, at all." She got half a pound of white beeswax, two cukes of castilesoap and a pint of turpentine. She boiled the sorfp and wnx together that is, she melted them until they ran together. Then she poured in tho turpentine. All tha hard wood in tho house shinos liko mirror glass now. "'Tis the wav they make tha ars shine in Dublin," said she. On a farm in East Hartford, Conn., one of the cows had a calf in a pasture, and tho farm hands wero unable to find it tho next day. A search of the lot proved a failure until some ono suggested a novel scheme. It was to bring a dog into the lot, when. In all probability, the cow would return to her calf to defend it. The dog was brought, and, surely enough, the cow started for a clump of bushes, and among them the calf was found covered up by leaves. One "demand" of the tlnrd party, re cently organized nt Cincinnati, is that tho Government shall own the railroads of tha country. In order to own this property tho Government would have to raise abont $10,000,000,000, which is the amount of the capital nnd bonded indebtedness of the rail road corporations. To raise this money the Government would have to tax the people of the country, and the scheme would impose a per capita indebtedness of $175 upon every man, woman and child in the United States. Our national indebtedness is now $11 f3 per capita. William Derringer and wife reside near Watson, Ind. Two months ago Mrs. Der ringer gave birth to twin babies, which wero probably the smallest specimens of human ity to be found in the Slate. One of them died soon after birth. The other Is alive and well, ami nt birth-was easily placed in a quart cup. It has grown some since, nnd now weighs two pounds. Its head measures 10J inches In circumference, its arms are 3 inches in lenzth. its fingers 3i of an Inch long, and It is abont 11 inches high now. It nppcars to bo as healthy as anyregnlar, natural-sized baby. Pigs are not supposed to have much sense, but G. II. Currier, of Abbott, Me., has one that knows a thing or two. Tho Infant porcine is fond of taking a bath in the river, to which his owner objects, and every tltna he got out of his pen Mr. Currier would board it up higher. That did not stop piggy, however, nnd Mr. Currier watched to see how he got out. It appeared that the boards were nailed on two or three inches apart, and the pig would climb to tho top by putting his toes in the track, and there be ing a ropo suspended over the outside ha would catch it in his mouth and lower him self to the ground. One of the' African envoys of Kinj; Gungunhama, in London, the other day, wa nearly frightened to death by a phonograph. He talked into the instrument, and when it repeated his words to him he fell on the floor iu a swoon. It was some time before he rained courage to ask questions, as be thought a witch doctor was in the phono graph. Ho proposed to silence tho witch by stuffing a dried frog's leg into tho instru ment, along with sopie other charms ho had with him. Having been dissuaded from this, and the matter explained, he said it was no use for him to tell lies all his words wero re corded. JINGLES AND JESTS. WHAT DO YOU TUI5K? Love may be blind, but Love can sea That there's plenty of room for two On one small chair If they sit with care And stick just as close as glue. English -Paper. Is the Cherokee Strip decollete territory? Washington btar. Floor Manager The press is always, wel come: but. medeali fellah, hawven't you got an other coat? Reporter for the Morning Hooter Yes, I've rot another coat. All, why didn't yoij put iron?" "Because It Isn't as good as the one I've got on." Texas Sifting. llevivnlist Young lady, which road will you elect, this night, to follow? Young Lady (blushing) I-I'd rather prefer the bridal path. Sao Hark Herald. Tommy (aged four) Ga'ma, I tan't see froo your specs. Grandma Why, Tommy? Tommy It makes my looker feel wlggtey. Jeweler' Weekly. She Darling, go and get that beautiful bit of sea-weed for me. won't you? He My dearest, I'd get my reet wet. blie And yet before marriage you said you'd gn through fire for me. He Hut I honestly leave It to you. Did I ever say anything about water? Philadelphia Titnes. "Why, Cpusin Jenny," said Captain .links, "what a beautiful complexion you hare! You are the belle of the dance to-night." "Yes, Tom, I agreed, to furnish the powder. If papawoald provide tha ball. My partners.mast furnish the arms.1' - "O, I see, and you expect to bring on an engag jnent."-ZWrott Free Prut. .;fcdl-,.' -iUf. -6dPiii&a it lateiV j-..Jit ! V. &MkeM&gmX5m k"'S i . " . -