10 fact, instead of meridian observations by a great number of observers, all difi'ering one from the other in the recognition of the various magnitudes oi the stars, and in methods of relating their positions; infctcad of innumerable transcriptions innumerable calculations and reductions, and gathering and lierninaiing of the information along n lone; period of years; instead of this there will beundertaken an exact photograph of the heavens, and this not only of stars up to the ninth magnitude, bat those of the eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth and even fourteenth magnitude; and these lesser magnitudes will not add difHciltics further than the exposure of the sensitive plate for a longer time. The Xnmbcr of the Stars. Everybody knows that stars beyond the sixth magnitude are invisible to the naked eve, and the term "magnitude" applies simply to the appare..i brilliancy ot the stan-, "those of the first magnitude being the moxi brilliant, those of the second a little less brilliant, and so on: those of the sixth being the last that can be seen with the naked eye. Here is a list showing the probable" number of stars of every magni tude up to the fourteenth: Mafmltu!ib. Frt fcoml Tlilnl i'mirth Jlltti Slith treenth No. (Magnitudes. No. Sl.Kfftlitb .( rlNinta lsvuu IK Tenth .(V0 Kiu'13eMMHli l.tUUKM i.fTmii a, emu, con 4.3uulTSlttnth 5.000.00 13,000:rourt(fnth sr.ooe.uio The stars of tin- fourteenth magnitude are vis-ible through the best astronomical in struments. It will be seen that the total of these first 14 magnitudes exceeds 40,000,000. To try to catalogue this celestial army u uld be not only a superhuman task, but abso lutely beyond realization; for errors would creep" inevitably into Mich a number of ob servations, as well as into their reductions, their transcriptions aud their places upon a map. Years and year would not suffice, nnd while the work mas in progress the stars themselves would chang-s their positions hi space, for each of them is animated by its own motion more or lets swift. Can Bi Dono in Thirteen Minutes. Xow photography can effect this properly nnd in the amplest manner, thanks to the perfection to which the art and its methods have been brought. And do vou know how long it would take to perform this gigantic task to erect this imperishable monument of astronomy? In 13 minutes! Following are figures "show ing with substantial ac curacy the duration of exposure necessary to get an impression of the stars of various magnitude upon the new gelatine plates: "-Eposuiv ' ilin- w- .Mapi!- ,-KxpoMire- Ml.. Mapil- UU'S, olid. 3. S. 31. 50. W. 00. 00. Vires u i-cw.nd 0 Thlni 0 Vonrth 0 rtrtii 0 fetsth 0 fcCM-Ulll 0 .an i:igntu... ... 0 .01 iiith . 0 .tc .1 .5 .3 1.3 IVnth 0 Kin "nth 0 TUrth 2 riilrtit-nth 5 Fourteenth tt Thusihe one-thousandths of a second ara sufficient eipoure to photograph a star of the first magnitude, ahjlf-secoiiU's exposure takes a picture of the smallest stars visible to the naked eye, and 13 minutes jre needed to photograph "those of the fourteenth mag nitude. IV plate "4 by 30 centimetres covers five astronomical degrees. If at a given moment 8,000 telescopes arranged for photography should be opened all over the earth and turned upon 8,000 points of the sky. all the io:uts ueing agreed upon in ad-vaiit-.', the 8.000 plates would have photc praplicd the entire heavens and registered the 40,000,000 stars of which we spoke above. Placed side by side in their proper positions these S,000 plates of live degrees each would represent the 41,000 astronomi cal degrees o! which the surface of the heat en is composed. Can't lSr Dono All at Once. This kind of instantaneous photojraphv of the heavens would be ideal, but it woulil cot be possible, because, lint, at any given moment night extends over less than half the glebe, and. second, because the atmos pheie is neicr perfectly clear, and, last, be cause these b,000 instruments would involve en imme-ase expense, a matter which it is simpler and more practicable to reduce to a minimum. The work will probably be divided among the following obseratories in proportion to the number of plates set against eacii: Tarts Jlonii-aux Touloute AlciiTs Gru'iiwiLh ..l.aM Oatar.c ..!,- m lVrnando ..l.OfG Cauihjna ..LaiO.antiaeii ..i.ncs ...1,3.0 ..1,3 ..1,Si0 ...l,S10 ....l.l'l'Lnl'l.ita uxttml l-lsj'ltlo Janeiro .1,376 IllJi-iajtlonl () l,ues(.apor(ruodlIopc. 1.512 VnfxUll 1, 'miIii 1,410 Rom l.W Melbourne 1,1) There will be about 22,000 plates of two decrees each arranged so that their borders shall overlap each other sufiieietitly to reg ister all th" -tars without fail and' thus in time cover Sin- vhol? heavens. The work vill probably be completed in five or Bix years. Thus nineteenth century science will be queath to posterity an invaluable and im perishable s;a;tiiien: as to the sidereal hcaicns, winch, in future centuries, will Bene as a centci basis for the solution of the great prohlem of the constitution of the universe. ltetter Than tlw Human Ej. The liumati eye "crtainly is an instrument admirably adapted to its purpose. How transparent is tins livinj crystal, how de lightful are its hues, tthat'dep'h it has, -what beauty! It is 1'fe, pnss-oj', light! Close the eyes and how much i'" the world remains'.' Asd yat the lens of a photogra pher's camera is a new eye that gives the finishing touch to ours, that surpasses it, that is more marvelous still. This giant ej c is endowed with four important advan tages as conipar-nl with our eyes it sees more qnicklv, further, longer and, ines timable faculty, it prints, preserves, what it sees. It sees wore quickly; in the half thou sandth part of a-second it photograpis the tun, its spots, its whirlwinds, its flames, its mountains of fire, in an imperishable docu ment. It sees further; turned at darkest night toward any part of the heavens, whatever, it discovers', in the atoms of the infinite, ktars, worlds, unixerses; e:e.itions that our eye could ncvr sec by any possibility, no matter how powerful a telescope "were brought to bear. Itiscesfora longer time; what we cannot contrive to see alter several seconds of at tention, we can never sec. This new eve needs but to look sufficiently long; at the end of an hour it will see better still, and the longer it remains directed toward the unknown, the more complete will the eye iiossoss it, without fatigue and always letter. Holds Fast to What It See. And it preserves upon its retinal plate nil that it has seen. Our eye retains im ages but an instant. Bupposc, for example, that you kill a man at the moment when, quietly seateel in his chair, he has his eyes open md directed toward a bright window. (Ihcre is nothing improbable in the suppo sition upon a planet where all the citizens are soldiers and kill each other in all man ner of ways at the rate of 1,100 daily.) Then suppose that you tear out his eyeE, (I should have said that the hypothesis in volves dealing -with an enemj-1 and you immerse them in a solution of alum; those eyes will then retam the image of the win dow with its transverse bars and its light spaces. But in :t normal state of things our eyes do not r-'tain images there v.ouldbe too many of them brides. The giant eye of w Inch" w e speak holds fast cverythiiig'it sees. Its only need is a change of the re tina. Yes, the artificial retina sees more quickly aud better. And, by virtue of a propertv wholly lacking in the human eye, it pene trates abysses where we do not and never could see anything. This is, perhaps, its most astonishing faculty. Place the eye, for example, at tne eye-piece of a telescope whose object glass measures 30 centimeters in diameter; such an instrument is the best for practical observations, "With this glass of 30 centimeters diameter and three nnd one-half meters in length, we may discover stars to the fourteenth magnitude, that is to say about 40,000 stars of all kinds. The Timo That Is Required.- Now place our eye by the photographic retina. Instantly the most brilliant stars beat upon the plate and mark their like nesses there. jrive one-thousandths of a second suffice for a star of the first magni tude, one onc-hvndredths for those of the second, three onc-hundredths" for those of the third, and so on, according to the pro portions expressed' above. In less than one sceond the rjhotogranhic eve has seen all rthat we could perceive with the naked eye. jout mis is as Homing, ouiis wsiuiu uuiy through the telescope also come and beat upon the plate, and thereon inscribe their images. Those of the seventh magni tude take seconds to make their im pressions on the plate, those of the eighth need 3 seconds, those of the ninth 8 seconds, those of the eleventh CO seconds, those of the twelfth require 2 minutes, those of the thirteenth C minutes, and, finally, those of the fourteenth 13 minutes. If we have left our plate exposed lor a quarter of an hour, we will find. photographed upon it all the region of the sky towanl which the tele scope was directed, all that this region con tains, all that we could have contrived to discover with infinite difficulty by a series oftery arduous and long continued observa tions." But we have merely entered upon the marvelous. Stars of the Fifteenth Magnitude. Let the photographic cjye continue to ob serve in place ot the human eye; it will pen etrate the unknown. Stars invisible to us become visible to it. After an exposure of 33 minutes, stars of the fifteenth magnitude will have finished their task of impressing the chemical retina and placing there their images. The same instrument which to the human eye reveals stars of the fourteenth magni tude, and which would register about 40,000,000 stars in the entire heavens, dis closes to the photographic eye 120,000,000, including only those of the fifteenth magni tude. It could reach forth to the sixteenth and throw before the dazzled admiration of the observer a luminous maze of 400,000,000 stars. Never before in all the history ef mankind lune we had in hand the power to penetrate so deeply into the abysses of the infinite. Photography with its recent improvements takes a clear picture of every star, no matter what jts distance, and sets it down in a document tiiat can be studied at leisure. "Who knows if some day in the phtographic views of Venus orMars some new methodsof analysis may not discover to us their in habitants ? It Opens Up Sew "Worlds. And its power stretches forth to the in finite. Heboid a star of the fifteenth or sixteenth, even seventeenth magnitude, a sun like our own separated from us by so great a distance that its light requires thousands, perhaps millions of vears to reach us, notwithstanding its unheard of velocity of 300,000 kilometers a secondhand this sun lies at sueh a depth that its light, so to speak, reaches us no longer. The natural eye of man never would have seen it, and the human mind never would have guessed its existence but for the implements of this modern art. And yet this feeble light, come from so far, is sufficient to make an impression upon the chemical plate which will preserve its picture unalterably. Ani this star might be of 'the eighteenth or the nineteenth magnitude, and beyond, so little that the human eye could never sec it even aided by the most powerful tele scopic appliances (for there will always be stars beyond our range of vision); and yet it will come and hurl its slight ethereal arrows on the chemical plate set up to await and receive them. Started Before History Began. Yes, its light will have traveled during millions of years. "When it started the earth did not exist, the real 'earth with its humanity; there was not a single thinking creature on our planet; the genesis of our world was in the process of development; perhaps only in the primordial seas tliat en veloped the globe before the uprising of the first continents, before the primitive, ele mentary organisms formed themselves upon the bosom of the wafers, preparing slowlv with the evolutions of future ages. This photographic plate takes us back to the past histo.-y of the universe. During the ethereal flight of this ray which comes to-day to beat upon the plate, all the his tory of the earth has been acco'aplished,and in this history that of human kind is but a single wave, an instant. And during this time tne history er the distant sun w hich photographs itself to-day has been accomplished also; perhaps it became extinct long since, perhaps it is actually out of ex istence. Thus this new ye which transports us across the infinite enables us at the same time to trace the periods of past eternity. Yes, many of these far-away suns that we are goirg to such pains to "photograph, no longer exist The end of the world has comj to them as it will come to us; and the luminous couriers that they sent us before dying travel forever. Astronomy plunges us into the insoluble mystery of the infinite and of eternity and therein lies it grandeur. Cajiille Flasijiaeion. SIPPING BPBI1IG WATEB. The rieasure Seekers of nttshurg and Alle gheny Xow at Bedford. SPrCIAL TELECnAM TO THE DISPATCII. Bedford SrniXGS, June 27. The weather here durin;; the week has been the kind that ha made Bedford famous as n summer re sort. The days are comfortably warm, tho thewnometer never registering abovo tho S0"s, whito the nights are fo cool a blanket is necef sary. The editors who had such a de lightful visit are gone and the pill-makers, known ss the Pennsylvania Pharmaceutical Association, are holding their fourteenth annual convention. They brought with them tbolr wives and sweethearts and aro enjoying themselves to their hearts' con tent. Horseback riding has alueady sot in: a rido over the hills and through the valleys on an easy and sure-footed saddler is a plcasuro which is often overlooked by many who " isit Bedford. The delightful weather this week has started tho young folks te mountain climb iqs; parties of 15 and 20 are often seen wind ing their way around trie mountain paths nnd over crags and rocks in search of ferns and wild flowers which rfre in abundance on the mountain above the hotel. "The Georgia Minstrels." the talent of tho Springs Hotel dining room, crave an enter tainment in parlor "A" to tho members of the Pharmaceutical Association on Tuesday evening. II. F. 15ott and wife, of Scottdale, are at the Springs for a week's sojourn. Jlr. Bott is an expert violinist and he entertained some frivnds in the parlor TueseLiy evening. William Xelib, Ksq., father of Senator Kecb, is hero for a week's solourn. and to en gHge ciuarters for his family, who will join him in a few days. George A. Kelly, accompanied by his wife, is one of Pittsburs's representatives at the Pharmaceutical Convention. Mr. Kelly re sponded to the address of welcome which was delivered by Hon. John Cessna, of Bed ford, in an able manner. F. II. Eggcrs, Pittsburg, is an autograph for a week's sojourn. The tally-bo took a party to the willows "Wednesday evening. The party was com posed of members of the Pharmaceutical Association. A. Beck and vlfe. of Allegheny, registered at the Springs Monday, where they will sip the waters for a week. "W. S. Hixenbaugh is registered at the Sprin;s. The orehestra which has captivated those who have visited Bedford for tho past four years will anive July 6. The cannon ball train, composed of new Pullman cars built especially for the summer truffle, starts Monday night. It leaves Hun tingdon at 7 o'clock r. m. on arrival of trains from Pittsburg and Philadelphia. It will inike the run lrom Huntingdon to Bedford without stops. President Jaumey, who arrived to-day, will go down to see his hand some train make its first trip. I). J. Xeff, Ksq., one of tho shining lights of the Blair county bar, registered at tho Springs Thursday. ' The public carriages and the turnouts of the diirorent livery stables were never finer, or can any resort boast of more gentlemanly attendants. Timely Advice. Now is the time to provide yourself -and family with a reliable remedy for bowel complaints. It is almost certain to be needed, and no family can afford to be without it. It costs but a trifle, and may be the means of saving much suffering, if not life There arc many different rernedies in.use, but Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is undoubtedly the best. " wsu The drink for warm weather is Iron City Brewing Company's beer. AU first-class saloons Keep it A GHEAT COMMONER Thaddeus Stevens Was the Only Real Leader of the House Unless Keed Be Reckoned One. CHIEF CLERK LLOYD'S ESTIMATE After an Intimate Acquaintance With tho Statesman During the Active Part of His Career. PR0N0MCED TIEWS UPON BLAYERY. His Exporter, His Sarcasm, His Conraje and His Charitable Disposition. WIUTTEX for Tns DisrATcn, One of the great moral heroes of his time was Thaddeus Stevens, the acknowledged leader of the House, and the only real leader of it that I ever knew. And yet the appellation of driver would more nearly describe him. At least he always seemed to take it for granted that his political associates in the House would do what he told them without questioning; and it was the exception if any of them proved refrac tory. There was no real leader after his death. There were too many eminent men of average ability to permit them to follsw the lead of any one of their number, at least until the advent of Tom Heed. Stevens never feared the face of man. Possessed of an apparently sublime con sciousness of his power, and the rectitude of his, purpose from his standpoint of duty, he was serenely indifferent to any attack ever made upon lrini in debate, and gener ally disposed of it, if he thought it worth noticing at all, with a single terse or epi grammatic sentence, as in the case when a certain member of his own political party matle a bitter attack upon him. He simply said, without the slightest trace of excite ment: "What no gentleman should utter, no gentleman need answer." The Courage of His Convictions. No obstacles ever deterred him in the. pursuit of a purpose, and ho opposition ever made him quail, or even seemed to disturb him. He had the courage of his convictions, and was wholly indifferent as to where they might ieaa. him and was no compro miser where principle was involved. His refusal to accept a deed for a lot in a ceme tery, because it contained a clause limiting the right of sepulture to the white race, was characteristic of him. Such a man compels the tribute of our admiration, however. much we may differ with his views. The world "is inno dauger from overstock of earnest and consistent men. As Prof. Lowell tersely expressed it during the war: "Our need is not so much more men as more raan." ' Stevens was always thoroughly consistent in his political course. His first view of the Rebellion was that it was an insurrection, and to be dealt with as such. After Presi dent Lincoln issued his proclamation of blockade he called upon him and said: "Mr. President, have you duly considered this proclamation it ith reference to the law of nations?" Lincoln replied: "Why, no, not much; we nevr had much to do with the law of nations in Illinois. The proclamation was ofSewaid's getting upland I supposed it was all right." No Longer an Insurrection. "The legitimate effect of it," said Ste vens, "is to erect the insurgents into bellig erents, and the war must be henteforth con ductcd,'not under the Constitution, but un der the laws of war." And from this position, once deliberately taken, he never departed. His declaration, made on the floor of the House during the period of reconstruction, and which startled many of his political associates, "I thought, we were all agreed that this was conducted outside the Constitution," was but the natural expression of his position. And, not only was the war conducted outside the Constitution and under the law of nations,, but settlement was to be made under the same law. He scouted the right of the con quered to make any appeal whatever to the Constitution, and maintained in the fullest degree the right of the conqueror to dictate terms to the vanquished, which might be anything recognized by tne law of nations. He saidj "If they had whipped us we should have bpen compelled to submit to their terms, which would have been dictated without any regard to the Constitution of the United States, and, as we have whipped them, I deny their right in toto to appeal to that in strument They shall not mate a straight jacket of the Constitution and put it on those who have adhered to the Government to embarrass them in securing the legiti mate results of the victory they nave won." Objected to Hanging Davis. And, in strict accordapce with the view so entertained, he denied the right of the Government to hang Jeff. Davis,. though if, as Lincoln expressed it on another subject. it could have been done, "unbeknownst-like to him," I doubt if he would have shed any tears over his "takina off." His hatred of human slavery was so in tense that it suggests some special reason for it. I have thought it might have been inspired by his experience in the first re ported case in which he was conperned as counsel. It was a case in which a Southern planter was seeking to recover possession of a two-legged chattel w,ho had committed grand larceny by running away with him self to Pennsylvania, and Stevens, in be half of the master, strange as it may seem, had issued the old common law writ of humine replegiando. If there was any man for whom he had a special regard it was for a pronounced Abo litionist. I remember an incident illustra tive of this told by the late Judge Wood ward, of Pennsylvania. He saief that he and Stevens were at Harrisburg Once over Sunday.and that he attended church on that day, and, in coming out, found Stevens at, his side and said to him: , - His Belief in tho Negro.' 'Mr. Stevens, you and I 'have keen nnj. formly opposed to each other on all ques tions, but I am glad to find there if one bond of union between us. "We Can both attend the same church, but if you will pardon me I would like to know what induced you to attend this particular church?",1' "Oh," said Stevens, "I came to hear this fellow preach because he is an Abolitionist." "Whereupon," said the Judge, as he told the story, "the bond of union suddenly parted." He firmly believed that a negro was as good as a white man, and a good deal better if he behaved himself, and. in reply to Cox, who said in debase, "I oik the gentleman Thaddaa Rcvcnx. THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, SUNDAY, JUNE from Pennsylvania to give up his idea of the equality of the white and black races before the law:" he simply said, "I won't do it." To Brooks, of "Nw York, who made o speech denying the equality of the races by nature, he replied, "I will pit John Langston against the gentleman from New York on any fair field of intellectual com bat; and the gentleman will be the first to "throw up the sponge." A Bit of Philosophy. He fully indorsed the sentiment ex pressed by Prof. Lowell in one of the Bige low Papers. 1 'alnt of those who fancy there's a lois on Every investment that don't start from flosson, But I kn ow this. Our money's safest trusted In snthin, come wut will that can't be busted. And that's the ole Amcrikin idee To make a man a man, and let him be. His convictions were maturely formed and firmly held. Among these was the con- viction that so the end bo right it fully justifies the means. He said to a fellow member, who made some reference to his conscience: "Conscience, what has a po litician to do with a conscience? The sooner you throw it to the devil the better," which led a friend of mine, much given to philoso phizing, to remark that Stevens was the most conscientious man he ever knew, that he was even conscientious in the belief that a politician ought not to have any con science. It is certain that he never hesi tated about adopting any means he thought necessary to carry liis purpose, and to ac complish it would enter into almost any sort of combination with his political op ponents. A Coalition "With Democrats. On one occasion Boutwell was fiercely antagonizing a measure that Stevens had much at heart. Seeing that he was in danger of being defeated, the old man went to the other side of the chamber antl suc ceeded in making a coalition with the Dem ocrats, and then, after carrying his point, hobbled back to Boutwell and said to him, "Why did you force me to making a com bination with those infernal scoundrels on the other side of the House." Before voting on any case of contested election he simply inquired of some friend, "Which is our scoundrel," and invariably voted for him, justifying himself probably by the be lief tliat, except politically, there was no particular ainerence between tnem. I had been absent on one occasion for about a week during the sitting of the House. On my return ho said: "Where have you been? I have not seen you for some days. I replied that I had been off trout fishing at Youngwomanstown, Pennsylvania. "Youngwomanstown," said he, "that's the place it here we gt 700 majority for Bitner, when he ran for Governor, and there was only one old red house in the township, and we would have elected him, too, if they had done as well in the western part of the State as we did in the eastern:" Solicitude for Xegro Bights. Of course the one fundamental condition he insisted upon in the reconstruction of the States that had been in rebellion, was absolute seeurity for the negro in all the civil and political rights, and Tie was quite indifferent about the manner in which it was done, so that, "when it were done, it were well done." To accomplish this end he would not have hesitated a moment about reducing the wTiole South to a terri torial condition, or even blotting out State lines, and making new political divisions of all the Southern States. He, of course, committed many mistakes in his legislative policy, among which was notabjy his attempt to keep down the price of cold, by forbidding dealing in it on the stock boocrd, under heavy penalties, which led Long John Wentworth to say that he knew more about nigger than he did about finance. His speeches never rose to the height of true eloquence. They were plain, terse, practical, and rizht to the point. His 'speech ou the impeachment of President Johnson was notably bnel in comparison witu tne others, iie was aeiighted with a comment made on it by one of a company of Jjun&irds trom his own district, who called upon him shortly after its delivery, and said: "Mr. Stevens, that was a great speech you made on the trial of Johnson a great speech." "Ah, whit did you think was so great about it?" said Stevens. "Oh," was the reply, "because it was so lectle." I doubt if he ever received a compliment that pleased him more highly. A Master of Sarcasm. He disdained the use of rhetoric and all the common arts and tricks of the orator. He was always calm, cool and unimpas sioned, even in the most exciting debates, and was so confident in the truth of what he jaid that he seemed surprised that anybody should doubt it. His most effective weapon in debate was sarcasm, which was so natural to him that he would have probably found a great deal of trouble in suppressing it, and the dread with which it was regarded by his fellow members contributed greatly to the power he wielded over them, though it was intensely amusing to those who knew him more intimately. To the members of the House he seemed something like the fourth form in the prophet's vision, "dark, mysterious, iron teethcd,terrible," while by nature he was the gentlest andmost genial of men, with an overflow of sympathy for all who were in "any distress ot mind, body or estate." There was no man in public station more easily approachable. Men, women, and children went to him freely for advice or help, and were always sure at least of a sympathetic hearing. He 'called at my office one day during the Christmas holidays, and said he was in great trouble. On in quiring what the trouble was he said he had just received a letter from an old widow in Lancaster, telling him she was out of fuel and provisions and asking him for help. He said the Sergeant-at-Arms,who is the bank er of the members, had gone to New Hampshire to spend the holidays, and he did not know where to get any money to send her. I told him to draw his check on the Sergeant-at-Arrcs for what he wanted and I would cash it for him. He drew his check for f 50, which I cashed, and after expressing his thanks for the favor, ha hobbled off, de lighted to"have got out of that trouble. A Bather Odd Charity. It Is related of Hm that walking to the Capitol one morning in company with a fel low member, from whom he haa won a hun dred dollars at poker the previous evening, he was accosted oy an old lady who made a pitiful appeal to him for help. He pulled out the hundred dollars and handed it to her, and then, turning to the gentleman from whom he had won it, witn a quizzical smile, said: God moves In a mysterious way His wonders to perform On another occasion he met a woman cry ing Dltteny ana assea wnat was tne trouble. She said she had lost a 5 bill, the only monev she had in the world. Putting his hand in his pocket he pulled out a ?5 bill and handed it to her with the remark: "That's very queer, I just found a 55 bill." But I must reserve further remark for a subsequent letter. Clinton Lloyd. Copyright, 1801. Don't fail to read the fire sale ad. on page 8 of Kingsbacher Bros., 516 "Wood street. At Five Dollars a Suit. It will only cost you a ?5 bill to buy a man's good suit at our store on Monday. We mark our goods at theso low prices to sell them off quickly. This is our clearing tinie, and it is the biggest cut-price sale of the season. It is attracting thousands of people from far and near. Monday we propose to sell 1,200 men's good cassimere suits, neat patterns, in checks, plaids and mixtures, made up in sack or cutaway style, for only (5 a suit. Come and take your pick. R 0. O. a, Pittsburg Combination Cloth ing Companj, corner Grant and Diamond streets. . . SlClLUUr awnings, absolutely sun-fast, at Maumax & Son's, 539 Penn avenue. Excursion to Atlantic City Next Thursday, July 2, via the B. & O. E. it. itate tiu me rounu trip. THE WEB OF A SPIDER For the Poor Little Fly Is Not Worse Than an English Inn FOR THE CONFIDING TOURIST. Wakeman Delivers Himself of Some of His Unlucky Experiences. TEMPERANCE INNS ALONE AEE DECENT COEBESrONDESCE Or TITX DISPATCH. London, June 16. There are two classes of inns in England and Scotland in which the guests find comfort. One class com prises the great hotels of such cities as Lon don, Liverpool, Glasgow and Edinburgh, which have become" comfortable, during the past quarter of a century, in proportion to their adoption of American hotel manners and improvements. The other class is the humble and simple hotels of remote villages, of almost unknown dales and glens, of bon nie old Scotch dachansand of rose-embowered English hamlets, where one thanks God, if he have come by design or accident, for the tender repose and blest rest to be founetamong them. There is another class. Its inns are the hotels the average traveler, commercial or uncommercial, is compelled to patronize, and which lie in wait for the doomed tour ist from Land's End' to John O'Groat's. They are simply places where one for a necessary period resigns himself to captiv ity, surveillance and extortion. The un feigned'and tremendous surprise and indig nation evinced at protest against either, are elements of humor in the situation, if those may exist where there seem3 only opportu nity for downright despair. The "Welcome a Spider Gives a Fly. The effusiveness of your welcome at one of these inns is alarming. The next instant you have cause for alarm, for with a queen's warrant you could not find a shred of that gaumy, greasy, gaseous welcome. From a dozen to a score of grinning, jumping, wriggling, vociferous beings grab and gasp and gurgle at you Until you are inside the door and outside the law, and your belong ings have been wrenched from you, and yourself left as lone as is silence between the stars. Then if you find them, or any body that, without ransom, will acknowledge to having ever before 6een them or you in that blessed inn, you possess genius and a great brave and patient souL If you have come to the inn by carriage and been mulcted by the station porters for bringing your baggage to the door, by other porters who grab it and carry it to some other place, by other porters who now seize itand deposit it near your carriage, and by still other porters who assist the scorful coachman in getting things to rights and under way; or if you have walked and car ried a portmanteau or two. and been haunted and taunted bystreet porters and urchins for your niggardness and efforts to destroy the customs of the country; you will find fhem all there, these slimy, slippery human tentacles of the concrete British inn devil fish, separate and distinct notifications of the life blood sappings you wijl be called upon in spirit and pocket to endure. Every Soul a Heady Vampire. There is the landlord, riotous in obse quiousness; the landlady, beaming with smiles, but measuring your capacity for imposition with unerring accuracy; the head waiter, a superior foreign being, us ually a German-French adventurer in full dress, who performs all offices with scorn, but now standing there with bland per missibility in his face for your coming trial; the porter and the second porter, who grin at you this onco to ever after grin; "boots," that sodden, grimy slave who never sleeps and who is ever at war with all other souls within the place; "but tons," in uniform as to clothing, but in permanent gloom as to face, save when you arriye and he lights up with joy at the misery he alone can cause you; a half dozen odorous stablemen, who each watch their chance to leer and pull their forelocks at you in effort to establish se cret recognition of what you may expect if you do not placate them; the barmaid, who knows, you know, that it is she alone who supplies the awful voluminousness and minuteness of that inevitable bill, and who giggles and gyrates as she sees your own writhing recognition of what is to come; and a number of muscular cattle called chambermaids, who in a trice have settled the manner in which you shall be racked and wrecked within tne precincts of the dank, clammy den to which you are certain to be consigned. In a moment the cold realism of your situation has come. You are inside a low, dank, narrow hall and alone. At one side is the bar, an affair constructed like an American railway station news-stand, which is shut out from sight whenever the bar maid wishes to yawn, the landlady desires to abuse" her Boniface, or your own objure gations become too numerous aud decisive. Lucky to Get Anything to Fat. Opposite is the "coffee room," a long, low, cheerless place, with a long, low, cheerless table, spread with a cloth ever decorated with misplaced matter. If you have the good fortune to finally get anything to eat in the place, you will have to partake of it with a olowsy tourist possessing one sofa, a drunken guest snoring upon another, a crowd of drovers, of politicians or of the constabulary or military, swigging ale or stout beside you, and the whole room as blue as a channel fog with the smoke of to bacco. Directly you are in the prison-like hall. The head waiter is gone; the porter has grabbed your luggage and disappeared; "boots" and "buttons" have vanished; land lord, landlady and barmaid have been swal lowed up in the inconceivable somewhere behind the bar; stablemen and chamber maids are whisked into undiscoverable re treats. Great, gloomy doors, black,mouldy walls, hard, forbidding ceilings, alone con front you. You bang your knuckles against the bar window. Landlord.landlady or bar maid by and by appears, giving vou a look of pained surprise, and then disappears. You call, "Porter!" "Boots!" "Buttons!" "Chambermaid!" There is not even a reproving glace now in answer. Yoa call and bang some more. This time echo alone reproves you. Groping about the place, you snatch at a bellcord big as your wrist, with a tassel as big as your heii This you tug at very violently. The clang and. clamor ef the bell, which you cannot locate,' fill the whole place. The bar-window comes up with a slam, goes down with a slam, and an expression of disgust and dismay is caught escaping betwecnthe slams. Then, peering up from dark stairways, and peering out of quickly-opened doors, are seen faces full of grave surprise; you near an aoout you ex clamations of disgust and dismay, and in another instant all these faces are gone, and you are again alone. Then you talk out loud to yourself for awhile in rude Ameri can words. Noise Gives No Keller at All. Strengthened, you return to the big bell cord. You jerk and jerk at that You find other bellcords and jerk at them. Nearly all of them ring bells, belb of such awful size and sound, and, in instances, such startling nearness, that you are scared at your own dire work and are rather relieved that nobody appears to avenge your calamit ous proceedings. Tor a time you exist in the dazed, dark, silent spell that has come upon you. but finally you' cannot bear your isolation longer. You determine on investi gation at the risk of your actions being mis construed, and yourself arrested and flung into a British bastilc. Even there, yon re flect, would at least exist a motive for your being looked after by somebody. You try all the doors and windows of the bar, softly at first, but gradually to an earnest and burglarious degree- Then you try all the dark hall doors from which peered laces full of surprise at your obstreperousness. These are locked, or open only upon repelling gloom. Determined to secure relief, you timidly seek the "cofiee room" "human various.' I 1 ivca iv ww vVw - wv 1 jubvuo i(UA,iiuA, jsMi-vTAuavt jZrn 28, 189L Everybody is there snoring. Then you at tempt to descend stairs whic.li you" think must lead to where the servants ought to be. After you crash against sharp angles and fall in unexpected turns, this attempt is abandoned. In desperate hope and courage you begin scaling the ascents to upper mys teries. You are more successful here, for, by following the stair railing, you can at least for some little time proceed. You go pretty high this way. Doubtful of where you are, you return a flight or two. Then you move stealthily through a dark, stuffy halt Like a sneak thief you try every door you find, listening with beating heart fo' movements of vengeance from suppositi tious occupants. A Season of Tips and Disappointments. Your strained hearing catches the sound of footsteps. You suddenly pounce upon him and hold him as remorselessly as ever "Goody Blake" was clutched by "Harry GilL" The man says, "Lord bless us!" but does not seem very frightened. He proba bly knows what it is to be frequently sur Srised in the dark by desperate people. You emand with surpressed emotion to be led to your room. Lord bless us, yes, certainly; but you do not looren your grip upon the individual. By and by you have penetrated the somewhere, and you find yourself in a room that must be your room because you recognize some features of your luggage when falling over it. But there you are at last, and what a room? Shades of past ages, how thy kindly wraiths are insulted by what i3 here in pre tension, patching, mold and decay! One fears to use a drawer lest the furniture will crumble in pieces and dolorous spirits be unloosed. The washstand is propped; the bowl is cracked; the towel is as shredded as a politician's record. You can only sit in safety on the floor. You "tip" the manyou have caught out of all reason, and shivei1 ingly ask for a light and a fire. Lord bless us, yes, certainly as to a light; but there must be a cdnsultation about the fire. He departs and you stand there supported by hope and a compact, black atmosphere for a good half hour. He never returns. Another man does. This one brings one tiny candle faintly hinting of light, and disclosing the extraordinary necessity for light. You sug gest that you will need more. Heisapalled. But you pledge your ability to pay for two, or even three candles, if all are burned to gether. That may be admitted, but "the innovation is too much. You fee this new man. Lord bless us, yes, certainly; he will see. He goes away and never returns. You take your candle and make a little trip around the echoing halls, but you find no one. Ton Blast Have Like a 3Ian!ac Then you return to your room, find the bellcord and enliven the hostelry for a long time with doleful tollings, janglingsand im petuous staccatos of a remote but strong toned belL By and by another man comes, as if in doubtful attentivencss, and seems anxious to know if you have really rung. You endeavor to make it clear that you have, and why you have; and you fee him and say, "My good fellow!" and "There's a man!" and other friendly things. This one goes and stays, like the rest. You begin on the bell again, or, thoroughly reckless and desperate, rush to your door and yell; yell as one will yell when the limit of human patience is reached. In a moment they are all there; all the pack of persecutors "who first gave you welcome. You address them in unmistakable language. They are sur prised, pained, humiliated, at your extraor dinary conduct. But by a frank statement that unless a fire of coals is put in your grate you will utilize the unjointcd sec tions of furniture for the purpose, and unless you are furnished enough candles you will make a pyre of the inn itself for light with which to get out of it, you are eventually provided with what you want by two or three other people who have been lying in wait for this very denouement; these only submitting to accommodate you after their palms have been crossed with silver, like the bad old witches of the storybooks. In every other act or fact about the Brit ish inn, there is the same hopeless stubborn ness. Once within it you must resign your self soul and body to indescribable delay, in attention and every conceivable affront and incivility. The guest is a creature to be plucked, bullied and pillaged. To these be ings with wooden heads and straw hearts, who do not "keep" them but are kept by them, civility is unknown; comfort is un heeded; innovation is treason, and dynamite lurks in all suggestion of improvement. Choose the Temperance Hostelries. It would be captious and dishonest to as sert that there are no pleasant exceptions; but anyone who has traveled much in Eng land and Scotland knows that theabove pic ture is a true one of nine-tenths of those inns the average wanderer finds in the aver age English and Scottish town or village. Acquaintance in every place visited'wonld no doubt reduce one's percentage of misery. But as you are compelled to know it, in passing rapidly from placo to place, the en tire system is one of grab-and-pluck. The bar is the British innkeeper's god. He has no pride in his house and the entertainment he might give. If your bill for liquors is likely to four or five times exceed that for bed and board, you are tolerated nnd even coddled. If you have something to do be sides guzzle, you may as well understand first as last that you are not wanted, and will not be decently treated. In nine tcnths of all British inns there is not a Jiublie room and they are all notorious y tiny and close where the fumes and smoke of liquor and tobacco do not form a dense and awful pillar of cloud and fire by night and day. The inn is absolutely the bar annex here. But there is hope for the traveler in Eng land and Scotland in two directions. If one will make a rule of patronizing only the temperance hotels, or of hunting out the humblest and most insignificant inn that can be found in the place" of arrival, my word for it, a" clean bed, a fairly comfort able room and the best attention and serv ice to be had in this country, will in nearly all cases be secured. The temperance hotels of our own country are as a rule only fit places for self-mortification or suicide. Her they are the only places where one can secure any manner of adequate enter tainment Edgab L. WAKrsiAir. LOCAL SOCIAL 'ROTES. The home of Mr. and Mrs. R. P. Thomas, of East Diamond street, Allegheny, was the scene of n. brilliant assemblage last "Wednes day evening in response tc. an invitation for a-musicale issued by Mrs. Thomas before her departuio to Chautauqua for the summer season. The programme consisted of a vocal solo, by Miss Ksvto Ball, accompanying her self on the violin; mandolin selections, by Albert Stimtnel and Professor Liefeld's Fe male Mandolin Club; a piano and violin duet, by the Misses Lulu and Kdna Vogler; guitar selections, Dy air. .morgan .Hearing; and recitations, by Mrs. William Bentley and Mr. Wesley Calthenbaugh. An elegant luncheon was served at 11 r. jr. Those who participated In the evening's enjoyment were tho Misses Grace Cahill, Lulu and Edna Togler, Mary and Betty Black, B. Culthen baugh, .Tosie JJowning, Mr. and Mrs. J. Knee land, Dr. Pitcairn, Willie Thomas and Al bert 11. J.1CI61U. Probably tho most successful social event of the week was the muslcale glvon by Miss Olive Price, of River avenue, Allegheny, last Thursday evening, in honor of Miss Lillian McFeely. of Stcubenville, O. Piano, mandolin and guitar selections, nnd fancy dances, uv Professor Thum.i and Miss Price, iuteilnded by a sumptuous repast, consti tuted th- oventng'senjoyment. Included in the number piesent niav be mentioned tho Misses iullio Hunter, May Lacock, Mamie Ilendiicks, Mrs. Ackison and Messrs. Milton Hendricks, Piotetsor Albert D. I.ieteld, Walter Floyd, Hen Burns, Al Sonde, Profes sors It. F. and Frank Thuma and Carl Eraun. Aline Walker, a little miss of 10 years, do lighted the largo nnd fashionable audience gathered in St. Mary's Hal!, Allegheny.Tues day afternoon, by her wonderful rendition of "The Little lIighlandShepherdess,"which she rocitcd and danced in costume. The poem was written for her by her teacher. Miss Mary Cody. Mr. B. N. Jacobs will sail for Europe Sat urday on the Servja and will be absent some eight weeks. He intends to visit the principal capitals of the Old World, taking & Paris, London, Berlin, Tienna and Amsterdam, and will also spend some timo with his rel atives in England. Wels Brothers' Orchestra will furnish music for the Casino Club, at Allequippa, on August 3, and for about ten lawn fetes in July. The Great Western Band furnished the music for the aohooisof Lawrenceville, atj .arsenal xuxi, n nuay. CHOICE DLtbHlfifUV Is situated in the TWENTY-SECOND WARD, Surrounded by the residences of TillufflS, And other standards countyfamilies. It is accessible by ALL THE TRACTION LINES. The principal avenuesirunning through the "Park are - Beechwood, 80 feet wide; Linden and Shady, 60 feet wide, and Denniston, Hastings,' Fairoats and Up ton, 50 feet wide. To Careful Buyers, Who, in Selecting a-Site for-aHome, want & HIGH AND HEALTHY LOCATION, Surrounded by GOOD NEIGHBORS, and so situated that the property is sure to appreciate in value, we feel safe in recom mending the Beechwood.Park lots. It is proposed to maintain this neighborhood SELECT AND DESIRABLE, And, with that object in view, certain building regulations have been adopted, and no lot with a smaller frontage than 50 Feet In depth A SPECIAL PRICE. Has been arranged for the FIRST FORTY LOTS SOLD, after which the prices will be advanced. We feel fully justified in indorsing these lots as THE VERY Now on the market They lay neighborhood, SCHENLEY PARK, And are offered at figures that must commend themselves to all buyers who combine prudence and good taste. PRICES WILL RUN FROM $1,500 PER LOT HI TIE FIRST FORT? LOTS SOLD. Terms to Suit Purchaser. Our special opening Monday, AT 10 O'CLOCK A.M. Both members of our firm, as well as not less than four of our salesmen, will be on the grounds to show parties over the prop erty. Take the Fifth' avenue cable cars (fare 3 cents) and tell the conductor to let you off at Shady Avenue; less than six minutes' walk up Shady Avenue brings you to the lots. Plans and all particulars furnished on application. 06 Third CORNEp.. WOOD STREET, IJiTTSBURG. ,, FEOPEItnES. THE FHS, TUB Feet -will be sold. CHOICES beautifully, are in a first-class contiguous to sale will begin on June Avenue, $2,500 29, k MORRIS, jwnvriusw I i. x3K I -i " fr r r T&-k3CT X- St i.