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Including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents pe- week. PITTSBURG, SATURDAY, JUNE 20, 1891. TTVO NEW LAWS-ONE VETO. Of the important enactments of the last Legislature Governor Pattison yesterday disponed of three, two of which ran the veto gauntlet unscathed, the other meet ins the late of many that have gone before The da 's vital record stands: Approved. Constitutional Convention bill and ballot reform bill; disapproved, wharf bill, familiarly known as Flinn's. The bills now laws ar? of State import ance. The measurs vetoed has been con sidered merelj in its local application. But it -went fuctlr and doubtless Gov ernor Pattison looked ahewl when he withheld his sanction. The wharves are necessary to the proper carrying on of river traffic, and should not be diverted into other channels. In the future not far distant, perhaps they will play as im portant a part in the city's commerce as do the yards of the railways or the slips of the seaports. To the rivers commerce is looking for relief from discrimination, exorbitant freights, and corporate control When the Ohio is linked to the lakes by a ship canal the wharves will become a beehive instead of a dumping ground, and to abandon them now would be very like giving the grand scheme for internal waterway development a black eye. Governor Pattison, if he had in his mind the prominent part to be played by the wharves of Pittsburg under the benign in fluences of lake navigation via a ship canal, improved rivers and the demands of trade freed from freight preferences and penalties, did perfectly right in veto ing the wharf bill. The rivermen and the friends of the rivers should now see that the odium which has attached to the wharves through neglect and encroach ment be removed, so that no excuse, can be had to hold them up to ridicule be tween now and the time when they will be burdened with the bounty of commerce. Had Governor Pattion wanted excuse for this wharf bill veto he could have found it in the action of the Council of "Wheeling, which body recently refused to grant wharf -destroying privileges to railroad because of their future usefulness In the event of the construction of the Lake Erie and Ohio River Ship Canal. In leaving the settlement of the question of holding a Constitutional Convention w ith the people the Governor cannot be Warded. Their so-called representatives demanded a vote on this proposition, and in trusting the citizen the Governor is taking the only cots- opi under the circumstances. If a majority prefer to pull to pieces good laws instead of de manding their enforcement, the Execu tive, by signifying his willingness to afford the test, merely bows to the will of the people as expressed through their repre sentatives, and leaves the citizens of the Commonwealth to decide whether wisdom or foolishness shall prevail among them. The ballot reform bill approved by the Governor is a poor excuse for the genuine article. On the principle that a crust is better than nothing in the bread line, the Governor can be pardoned for approving this travesty on the simon pure ballot re form article. But it is a step in the right direction, and, while our friends the Prohi bitionists will feel sorry, and while the practical politicians will pretend to be sorely troubled, the good voter can con tent himself with the knowledge that his vote will be counted early, if possible, but not of tener than the law allows. HOT WEATHER ABSURDITIES. This is the season when hot weather advice makes its appearance in the columns of esteemed cotemporaries. The ability to keep cool, if it were possible, or if it is not to minimize the discomforts of the heated term, is no doubt very desira ble; and the attempt to instruct people how they can effect that consummation devoutly to be wished for is highly phil anthropic Nevertheless, the sum total of the advice thus pressed upon the public is apt to degenerate into a mixture of ab surdity and impossibility more creditable to the heart of the public mentor than to his head. Thus we find in a highly esteemed ex change a list of "hot weather don'ts,"by which its readers are expected to lessen the miseries of the heated term. By perusal we learn that the man who is to enfranchise himself from the tyrauny of a a 90-degree temperature must neither hurry, worry or complain; he must not wear starched linen, suspenders or a vest; he must not toy with either the seductive cobbler or the foaming beer; must neither over-eat or starve; must not run after street cars, indulge in warm baths or political discussions, or sit in gas-lit rooms; i.-5 forbidden to lose his temper, get into debt, or to lose any opportunity to get out of town over night; and, finally, must not ask anyone if it is hot enough for him, but, iu short, must "live calmly." After a conscientious effort to carry out all these rules of hot-weather life, the ex perimenter will be apt to conclude that the Ideal state is not that of calm, but of a clam. It may be well to do what Is rea sonable to avoid the heat; but rather than do nothing at all, which is about what the hot weather advice comes to, the average American will prefer to sweat a little. TITE CANAL AND LAKE MARINE. Mr. John M. Goodwin, of the Ship Canal Commission, pursues his controversy with the Marine Review, of Cleveland, with ref erence to the practicability of the Lake Erie and Ohio river canaL The letter, like most of Mr. Goodwin's contributions on this important subject, is exhaustive and conclusive, and is well worth the study of the public The altitude of the Cleveland journal referred to well illustrates the shifts to which the opposition to this project must inevitably resort Whether its enmity to the canal is born of a stupid fear that the canal vould Injure the port of Cleveland, or is inspired by friendly relations with the railroads, it is plainly conducted on the system of not recognizing the facts. Mr. Goodwin's exposure of its blunders or mis representations, or both combined, is com plete, and is well worth considering for its thorough information of this branch of the subject Indeed, it is more for the evidence it gives of the availability of the canal to the present lake steamers than to confute an interested or unfair opponent of the proj ect that Mr. Goodwin's letter is of interest to the public The fact that of the total re ceipts of ore at the lake ports in 1889 about C5 per cent came in vessels suited to use in the canal, and that of new vessels built in 1888 and 1889 sixty were directly suited to canal use, shows what an immense ca pacity will be ready to bring ore to West ern Pennsylvania and to take away coal and iron as soon as the canal is opened. With this immense addition to our trans portation interests, to be secured by the expenditure of 25,000,000, Western Penn sylvania will be guilty of criminal negli gence if every effort is not made for its earliest utilization. THE MINING LAW'S FATE. The discussion in the Mining Institute yesterday brings out another unpleasant feature in the record of the Pennsylvania Legislature. It seems the new mining law, after having been framed by the State Jlining Commission, got through both Houses with som-o amendments, but was carefullv shelved when it reached that point and did not get to the Gover nor. The terrible disasters at the Hill Farm and Mammoth mines had before the meet ing of the Legislature clearly proved tho necessity of more adequate provisions for the protection of life in coal mines. With the knowledge that the lives of thousands of workers are daily exposed to the dan gers which judicious legislation might de crease, some influence was strong enough to stop the needed legislation. The inti mations of corruption in securing this re sult made by the speakers at the Institute arc not very definite, but the fact that the measure was quietly strargled is suffi cient to make the record in this respect especially discreditable. In the same connection it is interesting to notice that the speakers yesterday took the same position that The Dispatch has done with regard to mining disasters, namely, that the use offafety lamps would greatly reduce the dangers of the mines. Mr. Stinner stated that many of the dis asters wouWnot have occurred if safety lamps were used, while Mr. Blick fur nished a convincing proof in statistics showing that the use of locked safety lamps in English mines has reduced the death rate over fifty per cent The Dispatch has always urged the use of safety lamps as a protection against mining disasters. Miners and mine owners should unite in requiring their use, and the law should make it compulsory on thoso who have not enough care for their own and others' lives to use it voluntarily. A SATISFACTORY REPORT. The annual reports of crops and busi ness prospects in Western Pennsylvania, Eastern Ohio and West Virginia, made to the Pittsburg agency of B, G. Dun & Co., are presented hi this issus. They exhibit the usual local variations, both as to the condition of crops and the outlook of busi ness; but the tenor as a whole is satis factory. The cereal and hay crops at present sho v a promise above the average. Fruits have been somewhat injured on the lowlands, but a fair yield of the most im portant fruits is at present indicated. The conclusion justified by the aggre gate information furnished in the reports is that the agricultural regions of this dis trict are tolerable well assured of a fair yield in the net result this year, and the conservative prosperity that follows abundance in the harvest With this fundamental factor of prosperity, trade may present temporary and local features of dullness; but it is certain of a steady and satisfactory total for the year. A section like ours, with good crops to be exchanged for all that is required to sup ply the varied needs of the farmers, is sure to give its contribution to an active com merce. The report therefore gives us the pleasant assurance of comfort and plenty on the farms of this section and fair pros perity in the mercantile interests that supply them. THE ORGANS TROUBLED. Our friends the organs are not at present satisfied with the editorial expressions of The Dispatch. This is to be regretted; for, while our readers may have noticed that The Dispatch is not published ex clusively with a view to gaining the ap proval of the partisan organs, it is painful to know that its utterances are agitating the organic mind, and threaten to make its head ache. It is also interesting to observe that the disapproval of The Dispatch's editorial utterances come equally from Republican and Democratic organs of the class whose only idea of journalism is to swallow everything that its party leaders say, and to revile everything outside of its own party lines. The Democratic illustration of that sort is from local journalism. It attacks TnE Dispatch because it favors McKinley's tariff campaign, but, accord ing to this critic, "has not been chary of denouncing the operations of the bill with regard to tin plate and wool and woolens." This is a textually truthful assertion for the purpose of carrying an untruthful meaning. The Dispatch "has not been chary iu denouncing" simply because it has not denounced these things at all. It has criticised the rapid character of the tin-plate controversy on both sides, just as it has the silliness of giving a political as pect to the shutdown of the Valley fur naces; but so far as our Democratic co temporary's criticism is concerned it is founded on an effort of the imagination. An equally unhappy organ is the Repub lican Rochester Democrat. It accuses TnE Dispatch of inconsistency. Its basis for that assertion is that a few weeks ago The Dispatch pointed out that an assertion of the ?f ew York World with re gard to stopping payment of the debt and asking an extension on its bonds made an error as to the facts, while recently The Dispatch has commented on the extravagant appropria tions of the last Congress .and the aban donment of the Republican record of keeping up a surplus revenue available for the payment of the maturing of the 'public debt The inability of our Repub lican cotemporary to see any difference between using incorrect assertions and correct ones in criticising a financial pol icy is perhaps natural to an organ of its class; but there is hope that it will learn something on this point if it continues its present careful study of the editorial col umns of The DisPATcn. In fact, our friends the organs on both sides will be able to profit greatly if they keep on reading The Dispatch as care fully as they seem to be doing. They will thus learn the great difference It makes if a newspaper is able to speak freely and recognize existing facts, no matter which party they favor. TnE COMPULSORY EDUCATION YETO. Commenting on the report that Gov ernor Pattison had Indicated an intention of vetoing the compulsory education bill, The Dispatch said, some days ago, that such a veto might be properly based on the details of the bill. At the same time it showed the foolishness of antagonizing the idea of compulsory education as "a socialistic idea," which was the view ex pressed by some of our cotemporaries. The veto shows the Governor's action to be based on proper grounds. If the bill lacked clearness in its essential provisions it should not be allowed to beoome a law. Especially if a law on compulsory educa tion fails to provide for the right of parents to secure private education for their chil dren, it is a measure of such hasty nature as to be entirely unworthy Its subject But in vetoing this bill the Governor does not indulge in any foolishness about com pulsory education as a socialistic idea. He is too clear-sighted to stultify himself by making an arraignment of the policy of requiring the rising generation to be edu cated, which would necessarily include in its condemnation the free-school system as it stands to-day. In criticism of the poetic outburst in the Courier Journal picturing two lovers walking upon the dewy grass, the New York Sun asks: "Did you walk out In galoohes, you lovers? Or what kept your blissful feet from getting drenched in the dew?" Perhaps the lovers were of that youthful age whon they did not care for getting their feet damp hy the dew. The tender passion is not confined to the age represented by those ardent cotem poraries of Mr. C A Dana, namely General 6chofield and Mr. William Henry Hurlburt, whoso love is unchilled by advancing years, but who still have to take care against rheumatism. The Farmers' Alliance States report big crops, and the journals of the East all nnite In predicting that this abundance will allay the agricultural discontent. But in that case whnt becomes of tho precious theory that a restricted production insures the highest prosperity ? "There is no longer any doubt that the Ohio campaign will be interesting. Mr. Halstead is to return to Cincinnati editorial work," remarks an esteemed cotemporary. The Ohio campaign will unquestionably bo lively. But as to Mr. Halstead's contribu tions to Its warmth, there is a possibility that past experience may inoderato his ardor. The recollection that the warmth of Ills last campaign against Campbell caused his rustication in Brooklyn for nearly two years may induce discretion on his part this year. It is calculated to cast unre."sal gloom over the felicitation on the sealing arrange ment to hen-. lnt.tIo-- a that in the final re sult the North American Commercial Com pany has o-- left in the col 3. If the assertion that "a game of cards in England played without stakes is unknown" is correct, as made in the Westminster Review, then the conclusion is dear that people can not play cards there, as they largely do in this country, simply for the love of the game. It would also Justify the rule of the non-conformist religious bodies in England, that cards must be eschewed as gambling instruments. Hippolyte's murderous insanity is the most crushing commentary that can be mado on tho recent claims that tho policy of tho United States enabled him to gain his present position. "Close the schools at ninety," is the ndvics of the New York Recorder with re gard to the heated term. The school chil dren should certainly not bo overworked in this hot weather, or kept in schoolrooms where tho heat is concentrated; but if the rule were mado universal we fear that some of the smart Juveniles would apply artificial heat to the thermometer in order to go swimming. Outdoor representations of "As You Like It," that are subject to drenchings by thunder storms, are liable to become the atrical performances as you don't like it. Johann Most was sentenced to one year's imprisonment three yea-s and a half ago for inciting to riot, and hissentenco has just been confirmed by tho New York Court of Appeals. During the interval Most has been enjoying his usual freedom. The vigor and promptness of the law has not, strange as it may seem, begun to inspiro the Anarchist mind with fear, or even respect. JUST at present the prospect that seal skin cloaks will be scarce and high next .winter has no terrors for the average man. Sufficient unto the day is the heat thereof. Sardotj is to write an American play ex pressly to fit an ambitious actor. Besides the modern theory of constructing a play to suit the actor. Just as "the tailor would make a suit of clothes to order, the idea of an. American play such as Sardou will produce is calculated to create strained relations be tween this country and Franco. Well, with Pittsburg's team at the bot tom of the list, we can solace ourselves with tho reflection that adverse fate cannot send us any lower. A reported reduction of 10 per cent in the wages of tho operatives in Tall River mills is expected to bring on a strike involving 22.C00 workers. As wages there are none too high, the comfortable alterna tive is presented to those people of choosing between slow and rapid starvation. Have ex-Senator Farwell's rain-making dynamite explosions been adventitiously let' off anywhere in this vicinity? The Emperor of China has ordered the punishment by decapitation of the Chinese who took part in the attacks on foreigners It will be seen that this moon-eyed heathen has a savage and undiplomatic idea that treaties guaranteeing protection to foreign ers must be enforced. FOMPETS BESIDENCE. A Fond Parent Ably Instructs His Inquisi tive Little Daughter. Nashville American. '"Who lives in that big honso?" asked a little girl of her knowing papa at "Last Days of Pompeii" tho other night, as she pointed to Arbaces' temple on the right of tho lake. "I believe that is Pompey's residence," re plied the gentleman addressed, with the as sumed dignity of a swamp owl. "Does Mr. Fompey live there now?" "No childf he's dead long ago." "What was tho matter with him, papa?" "It has been so long since I have read his historv that I have almost forgotten, but I think he died of some kind of an eruption." BY FIELD AND TOWN. Snowed Under With Daisies Gathering "Wild Flowers for Market An Elusive Keyhole Ohio's Exemplary Son Talk of Town and Countryside. If the blazing sky and torrid air did not forbid the idea you would think snow had fallen upon the meadows that slope down to the tiny, silver thread of the Little Sewlckley creek, so brightly white they shine beneath a summer sun. Tho ox-eye daisies cover the turf completely for acres, and make a beau tiful picture to all eyes, but tho cow's, who can't cat them, and the farmer's, who has tried to eradicate the "pesky things" year after year invnin. The white rays and yel low center of the flower are all tho compen sation the weed offers for its intrusion, for it has no odor to speak of, and even a city-bred cow will havo none of the chrysanthemum leucanthemum in hers. But it is rightly prized for decorative purposes, and there are fow wild flowers that mako a prettier show than the long-limbed daisy with the bright eye and snowy hojo, thrust carelessly in a deep blue vase to deck a table or adorn a room. Its uses in this regnrd were bravely shown in the little church of St. Stephen's, Sewickley, 'the other night. when thousands of ox-eye daisies welcomed a bride. It may give the cue to other country maidens to relate how a young girl of Leets dale has levied tribute upon the meadows about her home. Since the daisies began to dot the .sward she has gathered them early every morning, sending them tied in great bunches to the Alle gheny market, where her mother hasti stand. There the daisies have found a ready sale at remunerative prices, for homely flowers are more tlran ever popular now; and ox-eye daisies have always held their own against costlier hot-house blos soms. Earlier in the spring this same fair florist gathered tho dog-wood and the crab apple blossoms, than which none in orchard or garden are more fragrant or lovely. And pleasant and wholesome as this business of taking the country to tho city is, it has also proved profitable, and I am told that the money she has made out of the daisies alorio would wipe out a very pretty dressmaker's bill in this year of grace. A Sunday School's Shining Example. Seldom does the shining light of a Sunday school attain eminence in politics, but John K. Richards, who was nominated tho othor day for Attorney General of Ohio hy tho Re publicans, is one of the rare exceptions. A clergyman who was his pastor more than a quarter of a century ago said to me yester day: "Mr. Richards was a very good boy and a very bright ono in my Sunday school In Ironton, and his success at the bar and in politics pleases while it doesn't surprise me. He comes of good stock; his father, Samuel Richards, was a Quaker, born near Steubenvflle, who prospered in the railroad business when it first opened about Ironton, where he still resides. Young John K. Richards was a momber of my Sun day school in tho Presbyterian Church at Ironton, between 1865 and 1870, nnd I may say that ho entered the church under my guidance. He had even then un usual ability as a speaker, and whenever an occasion called for oratory In the Sunday school or the High School, when presenta tions were made or entertainments held, John K. Richards was sure to be chosen to mako the speech or take a prominent part in the entertainment. Afterward he went to Harvard, and did well there, fulfilling the promise of his career in tho Ironton High School. Then he returned home to practice law and pursue politics with such good effect that he is now a State Senator and a leader of the bar, with a good chance to be Ohio's Attorney General. It is rather hard for me toareallze that the small boy I remember in the schoolroom can now write Honorable before his name and sway conventions and senates with his eloquence." The Key-Hole False Not He. Air Allegheny man who has a beautiful reputation as a husband was detained in Pittsburg by pressing business matters the other night, and on reaching home after midnight could not get his latch-key into the key-hole of the front door. If he had boen a good-for-nothing roystorer it would neither havo perploxed nor grieved him. As it w as he was both puzzled and pained, but being a considerate husband he concluded that the best thing he could do was to return to Pittsburg and stay the night at a hotel. This he did, and -the next morning sought first home, and then an explanation. He thought his wife had loft her keyln the lock on tho inside of the door, but she denied this, and, sad to say, reoeived bis account of the hunt for the key-hole with an air of incredu lity. As it afterward transpired she suspected his nocturnal business in Pittsburg was not altogether unconnected with liquid refresh ments. Again several nights later circumstances compelled him to remain in Pittsburg till a late hour. His wife cautioned him that sho would be careful to take the-key out of the door, and he approached the latter with confidence. But his key struck an obstruc tion as soon as it entered the key-hole; in fact it barely entered at all. hile he was fuming, and; as even the best of men will do, saying things in a covert way about the door, it suddenly opened, and his wife stood befors him in cool attire, which hardly balanced tho warm tone in whioh sho asked: "George, what does this mean?" This Is not a nice sort of question for a backsliding benedict to answer, but more riling far lor a pattern of propriotyandhe could hardly be blamed for replying: "Don't be a fool, Maria!" The door was still open and the light from the hall lamp, which the suspicious wife had turned on full so as to illuminate the dis graceful condition of the sinner she ex pected to confront, fell upon the exasperat ing keyhole. They turned upon it together, and the secret was out in a moment. The cover had been turned over tho latcn key hole, leaving in deceitful prominence a falso keyholo below It. Sho blessed the key holewith faulty logic for ridding her mind of hideous doubts, but did not protest when her rehabilitated lord consigned to a sinner's fate the perverted ingenuity of the carpen ter who invented dummy keyholes. Raining in Spots. "It seems to have rained here," said a Cleveland and Pittsburg conductor to mo yesterday as the train was running into Glenfleld. "We had no rain in Bellaire when I left there this morning." This is merely another instance of a curi ous phonomenon to which the weather has treated us in the last week, namely, violent storms limited to a very circumscribed area. Tho storm which washed Pittsburg clean on Thursday night appears to have had far more violent electrical features a few miles away. The lightning was unusually vivid and the thunder terrific, for instance, in Se wickley, a dozen miles down the Ohio. A resident on the hillside above Center ave nue states that the rain was much more con siderable than the lightning which accom panied tt. On Tuesday evening Sewickley was visited Dy a heavy rain storm which lasted off nnd on for an nour, while a mile away in Edge worth everything was as dry as logarithms, although people living there could see the rain falllng'up the valley. On Wednesday after getting pretty thoroughly drenched in a quick passage over two blocks on Fifth avenue,! met a man alighting from a Man chester street car who declared that not a drop of rain had fallen in Allegheny. The passengers on a Fort Wayne train on Wednesday evening were surprised when they ran through a blinding rain storm at Emsworth, passed by a Sahara-like stretch of road near Glenliold two miles lower down and landed in a slough at Sewickley. This sort of thing has been everybody's experi enco in the vicinity of Pittsburg on all Its sides. The rain falls impartially on the just and tho unjust, it is said, but it will take some nice work to adjust the balance de ranged by the preferences of J. Pluvius dur ing the past week. AGAINST A WOMAN. The Peculiar Resolution Passed Dy the Ohio Republican Association. Washington Star. At a meeting of the Ohio Republican Asso ciation last night, at G. A R. Hall, a rather peculiar resolution was passed in regard to a woman clerk in the Census Office. The resolution recited that the clerk mentioned, on reading of the death of General Sherman, remarked to a group of clerks: "well, the devil's got his due at last. I am glad of it." The resolution further stated that the clerk had been retained in the Census Office while many others hnd been discharged, and demanded that sho as well-as those who aided in retaining her be summarily dis charged. A committee was appointed to lay the matter before tho Superintendent of the Census and the Secretary of the Interior for action. A WU1 Not to Be Broken. Boston Globe. A noble gift of $1,000,000 has Just been made to Colgate University at Hamilton, N. Y., by its great benefactor, James B. Colg. te, of New York. May he live to have the happi ness of seeing the university grow and prosper even beyond his present hopes. A BTJTNED BELIC. Tho Turkey Which Walked on the Sand stone Had Two Left Feet. San Francisco Call. 3 pr0f, Norton, tho Ohio State Geologist, who Is at the Falace, told last night of a remark able piece of sandstone that was found near Cincinnati recently. "A farmer from down in that section came to me one day," said the Trofessor, "and with him, carefully wrapped In a silk hand kerchief, he had a piece of red sandstone which he was very anxious for mo to exam ine. It was a very pretty piece of rock, and imbedded in It were a number of turkey tracks, which wore very distinct. The owner had with him also a liumber of affi davits from men in his section, testifying as to the location of tho rock whon found, from which it was evident that the rock must have been thousands of years old. r "I examined it very closely, as if deeply interested, and said at last: 'That is a very nice story, indeed, but the stone Is of no use to me.' " 'What do you mean?' he demanded. Do you doubt the truth of these affidavits?' " "Not in tho least,' I replied, as suavely as possible, 'but It is a little singular that that turkey had two left feet and no right.' "My friend caught on at once, and, with a muttered imprecation, passed out into tho street and disappeared." KISSING IN PUBLIC. A Canadian Lady Who Is ReaUy or the Right Sort. Toronto Mall. At a friendly gathering a literary man road from a newspaper that recently in Boston a married man was arrested by a policeman for kissing his wife on the street. The Bostonlans, by a local ordinance made in 1640, enacted that any man "kissing a woman on the street, even in the way of honest salutation, was liable to fine and w hipping." The question was asked: "Well, ladies, what do you think of that?" Theie was a general explosion of righteous wrath, strongest from the unmarried of the aggrieved sex. A strong-minded woman rightor scornfully observed, "if that's the wisdom of our ancestors, such people should return to the food of their ancestors." "What was that?" "Thistles." All laughed, and she became the lioness of the evening. Good Old American Style. Rocky Mountain News. A man with "fidgety fingers" was shot in Arkansas the other day. Had Sir William Gordon-Cumming endeavored to play off the St. Titus' donco racket in the same country he would never have seen Tranby Croft nor tho Prince of Wales' baccarat outfit. HAVE GAINED BEN0WN. President Ponseca, of Brazil, intends soon to visit Europe. Mr Abbott, who has been called to form a now government up In Canada, is the son of a clergyman. The Hon. J. N. Huston, of Indiana, ex Treasurer of the United States, has discov ered a fine layer of marble on his farm and will develop the quarry. William Hayes, a Brooklyn police man, during the 20 years he has been upon the force has managed to save about $40,000, upon which, and a pension of $550 a year, he expects to potter along without his uniform and club. f. Sabcet, the French dramatic critic, has given up dining in the hope of reducing his weight, which is enormous. But while he feels much better for this abstinence it has not thus far produced the particular effect he so much desires. President Harrison and Mr. Cleve land have been Invited to attend the Augusta (Ga.) Autumnal Exposition, and Governor nill will also bo asked to be pres ent. The Charleston News and Courier thinks that Mr. Blaine should be similarly honored. The wife of Meissonier, the great French artist recently deceased, is said to he the biggest woman in Paris. The artist married her when in his 78th year. As he was small of stature and slight, the spectacle presented whon the two promenaded on the boulevard is said to have been somewhat amusing. Charles "W. Van Vleet, of Rochester, is the owner of the medal presented by An drew Jackson to the warrior Black Hawk. It Is of solid silver, and hears the legend "An drew Jackson, President of the United States, AD, 1829." On the reverse side aro the words "Peace and Friendship." 3IARION Manola, who ran away from the DeWolf Hopper Oper Company last season and went to England with Jack Mason, is returning to this country, It is said, to take an engagement with the McCall compan, but Manager Askin said lately that the actress was to head a road com pany of her own. Miss Helen Gladstone, the "Grand Old Man's" daughter, is one of the most noteworthy women in England. In looks she resembles her father, whose vitality she possesses in a marked degree. She is always laughing, Joking, telling stories, and Inva riably keeps the dinner table in a roar. She is qulto an original personage, being utterly regardless of dress; yet she is frank, sympa thetic and kindly, and is very attractive to most people But How About the Professor? Boston Herald. A midnight raid on a professor's house, with a view of putting him in a bag and shaving off bis whiskers, may be what they call preparing young men for college up at Phillips Exeter A.cademy, but It deserves to be deemed a pretty good fit for a peniten tiary likewise DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHEEE. nan. Thomas Fenny. Hon. Thomas Penny, aged 78 years, died In McKecsport Thursday evening. He had been IU for five months. He was a pioneer In that section, and for many years one of the most Dromlnent citi zens of McKeesnort. Trior to four vears a?o ho was In active business, serving as Cashier of the First National Bank. Mr. Penny was one of the most prominent Republicans In the State at one lime. He was the first Burgess of Uie borough of McKcesport, and was delighted when be heard It had become a city. For years prior to 1874 he was at the head of the old Commercial Banklug Com pany of McKeesnort, helped to merge it Into the First National Bank daring that year, and In the latter Institution he served as Cashier for 13 years, when he retired from actlTe business life, lie was an elder of the First Baptist Church. Colonel Emlen Franklin. Colonel Emlen Franklin, for many years one of the most prominent members of the Lan caster bar, died Yesterday after a long Illness. He was 64 Tears old, and was a son of toe late Judge Walter Franklin. He was a graduate of Yale, and was admitted to the bar In 1860. During the war be commanded the One Hundred and Seventy-second Regiment In the campaigns of the Army of the Potomac. He served one term In the State Legisla ture in l&M. He leaves a wife and three children. The sons arc Emlen A of Durango. Col., and Hon. Walter W member of the Legislature from Lancaster. Obituary Notes. Calsiann Lew, the French publisher. Is dead' in Paris. PetxbE. WlLT.Ia prominent and wealthy citi zen of York, died Wednesday In his 77th year. John P. Adbiaxce. head of the Buckeye Reaper and Mower Works, Is dead at Pough keepsle. JOSEPrrSHALES, of Burlington, J?. J., the in ventor of several mechanical appliances and of a proprietary medicine, died Wednesday. Ex-COROXER Samuel Siiallet, a prominent Democratic politician, of Carlisle, died Thursday, after a long illness. He was 63 years old. George Lane died In the Danbury (Conn.) Hos pital, Thursday, aged 50 years. Fifteen years ago he was one of the best known men In the hatting trade In the country. Joseph Siioll, the best known member of the Society or Friends In New Jersey, died Thursday at Burllugton In Ills 77tli year. He accumulated a fortune by manufacturing ague pUls. Adjotant General A. C. SIonboe, of the Massachusetts Department f the Grand Army of the Republic, died at Revere, Mass., Thnrsday night, aged 60 years. He was a SM degree Mason. Ueoroie Hamlin, the Western actress, died recently, Jiged 38. She had been on the stage 12 years and was a pupil of David Hancli'ctt. As a soubrette star she gained some fame In the far West. She was a native of Loretta, Pa., and the daughter of a physician. AValtek B. Aymah, who died several days ago In Bamboo, Wis., was one of tho oldest of Amer ican circus managers. He began his career nearly 60 years ago, and was one of the three famous Ayinar brothers whose circus traveled for years through South America. Lottie Ayinar, the. rider. Is a daughter of the decased. George J. Gerakd died at Floyd, N. Y., Sun day last, aged 90. He was born and raised In Al sace when that district was a province of France. He served for six years in the French army under Napoleon I, taking part In the disastrous Inva sion of Russia and the Waterloo campaign. Soon after the fall of Napoleon he came to this country, and had since lived In Oneida county, N. Y, STORIES OF, OTHER COUNTRIES. A Description or Bolivia alining by I. F. Horn, of the Cristobal Mine A Place WUere Everything Is Taxed but Whisky. B. F. Hom, manager of the Cristobal mine, in Bolivia, South America, has written a most interesting letter on the subject of mining to his father, Robert Horn, of Wash ington county, which is produced in the Washington Reporter. Mr. Horn gives a de scription of the Pulacavo mine, which, last year, paid in dividends "$8,000,COOO. The raino is situated 600 miles from the coast and the greatest expense Is necessary to mine and market the metals. There is no fuel within 30 miles of the mine nnd it requires $600 worth daily to furnish tho engine. There aro 3,000 men employed at the mine and 8,000 more at the beneflclating establishment, seven miles away. At Auto fngasta there are S00 women employed as sorting the ores. About $30 000 is dally ex ported to Europe. The mine is 1 700 feet in depth and is developed about 500 meters. It Is found difficult to get rid of the water, as In one shaft alone 24 gnllons per minute must be raised. It is so full of acid that pipes can not be used and is taken out in large bags made of cowhide, v It costs over $100 per yard for the timbers in the mine and is shipped from Oregon or Puget Sound. Often a swell in the grounds cause several thousand dollars' damage After the ore is on the surface it is assorted, then transported to the beneflclating es tablishment, where it Is stamped Into powder. It then goes into vats of quick silver where it remains three hours. Every thing that adheres to the quicksilver is gathered from the bottom of tha vats and pressed with pinas, after which the quick silver is volutized and used again. The pinas are then put into nnother furnace, smelted and run into bars for exportation. This bullion may contain several different metals which must be separated as there aro no refining works there. The above is a brief outline of the princi pal industry of Bolivia. Gold, silver, coo per, lead, bismuth, antinmony, tin arid nickel are worked there. Forty different minerals are known to exist, but tho above are tho only ones found in paying quantities. Don't Tax Whisky. "We tax everything but whisky in my town, nnd there isn't a drunkard in tho place," said John Ganse, a guest at the Tre mont House, to a Chicago Times reporter. "For goodness' sake, tell me where you're from," said Clerk O'Brien, reaching over the counter and grasping the man's band and shaking it heartily. "Yes, sir." went on Mr. Ganse, "there isn't a drop of liquor that is taxed in Caithness, Isle of Groat, off Scotland, and stranger still there an't a saloon in the place. We make our own whisky there and it's so cheap by reason of there being no taxes or restrictions on it that a saloon couldn't sell enough in a day to make it pay. Whisky is retailed in the stores at 25 cents a gallon, and no less a quantity is sold, and the people come to town so often and havo their J tigs filled and take them home and have a drink whenever they please. The whisky Is pure as it can be made, and I never saw anyone but a non-resident drunk there. The people look upon whisky about the same as Americans do cider, and never abuse its use. This condition of things has existed for over 100 years and was the re sult of some sort of an agreement made with the islanders by the English Government. There isn't any Whisky Trust there either." The Clergymen Hit It. Not long ago, whllo I was getting into a railway carriage at N. S., says a writer In tho London Spare Moments, I recognized in the compartment a well-known detective. Presently a minister got in, and, with the three of us locked in by the guard, she train started. The detective was in pursuit of a criminal who had gone by a previous train. He began to study tho photograph of the fugitive, and, of course, was soon absorbed in it. This attracted the attention of the minis ter, who presently observed: "You have, perchance, lost a dear friend!" 'DearT Yes, very dear, indeed," answered the detective. "Take comfort, brother, he has but gone before," continued the minister, who was not a little shocked when he got for a reply: "Yes, hang him, and got three hours' start of me. But I'll follow him, if it's to Jerusa lem." A Means of Defense. Those persons who havo had the good fortune to meet the vivacious Boslna Yokes may recall, along with the vivid impression that the actress made, the no less vivid im pression that was sure tobe left in the minds of those who saw her maid, says the Tdronto Mail. This maid, who is especially devoted to her mistress, has not been liberally en dowed by her Creator with those attributes that go to make up she sum of personal beauty in fact, is that next best thing to beingDeautlfril being gloriously ugly. A friend relates how, during her recent tour in this country, while the actress was performing here, she fonnd herself in need of some article from the chemist across tho way. It was late at night, after her return from the theater.' Hannah, the faithful maid, was asked to go and get it. But Hannah urged mildly that it was late, and she feared to go into the street alone lest soma man might annoy her. "It will be your own fault if they do," said Rosina, who was tired and cross. "Indeed, ma'am," expostulated Hannah, "nobody can say that I do not behave my self properly in the street. 1 always keep my veil down, ma'am." "Preciselv," said Rosina. "But, for good ness sake, Hannah, if you want to protect yourself keep It up, keep it up." Not Born to Ite Shot. A man who has attended his own execu tion and still survives to relate the details is surely worthy of a short paragraph, says the London Spare Moments. The man In question, although at present serving in the humble capacity of waiter in one of the Paris cafes, was, 21 years ago, one of the his toric characters of the world. His name is Colonel Marteras, and in 1869 he was on the point of being proclaimed President of Uru guay, when he was arrested, charged with treason, and sentenced to be shot. On Monday, Jnne 30, of that year, he was taken by a platoon of soldiers out of the cap ital to a cleared spot in the heart of a forest, and bound to a chair. At the work "Fire!" a nervous shock caused Marteras to fall to the ground. He did not hear the volley, but a laborer working nearby did. The work man went to ascertain tho cause, saw the wnnnded. but not dead bvanv means, lvinir on the ground. The laborer took the would be President home and cured his wounds, nnd he and Marteras both now often tell of the supposed execution of the "Frenoh pre tender." Taking It Coolly. Marshall P. Wilder is never 'chary of his stories, says the New York Telegram. Either they are Inexhaustible or he doesn't fear that they will lose their edge by private repetition. Here is ono that is a great go in London this season: "Two Yankee sailors strolled into a show In Guatemala, where a prestidigitateur was en tertaining tho audience. A parrot perched on the back of the bench where they sat. After every surprising feat ono sailor would turn to the other with the remark: "That was pretty good! I wonder what will come nextt This was repeated till it made the parrot tired. Presently ono of them threw down a burning match with which he had lighted his pipe. It fell through a crack in the floor andlnto a powder magazine. Biff! went the whole building, people and all, and nothing was left but a hole in the ground nnd the parrot, which wasuninjured, though badly shaken up. The bird pulled itself to- ?;ether, straightened out its feathers, flapped ts wny to a heap of ruins and croaked: 'That was pretty good! I wonder what will come next? " Haughty Little Alfonso. Alfonso XIII., Spain's small King, has an. idea or two of his own as to the privileges of womankind, says the Chicago 21iij. A few Sundays ago, at ono of the weekly dances at which he is the host, a pretty girl of 11 years won his little SpanlsH heart, and he showed his susceptibility by choosingher repeatedly as a partner. At the endot the dance the children, as usual, began embracing and kissing each other goodby. Alfonso made straight for his diminutive favorite with open arms. She shrank away coquettishly and refused even to let him kiss bcr cheek. Alfonso looked hor over, turned his back, and walked away. On tho following Sunday the little girl wns present, but the King did not dance with hor. "Whon the ball closed, however, she went to him and turned her cheek to be kissed. Alfonso took a step Vackward, stretched out his hand that she might kiss it, nnd said: 'I am your King!" Almost Swallowed by a Python. At Jndan, a village six miles from Muka, sayshe Sarawak, Borneo, JS'ewi, a man and his sOn, aged from 10 to 12 years, were sleep ing in their house, inside a mosquito curtain. They were on the floor near the wall. In the middle of the night the father was awakened by his son calling out. The lamp was out, and the father passed his band over his son, but found nothing amiss, so he turned over and ent to sleep again, thinking tho boy was dreaming. . .. , Shortly afterward the child again called out, saying that a crocodile was taking him. This time the father, thoroughly aroused, felt agaln.and found that a suakehad closed his jaws on the boy's head. He then pried open the reptile's mouth and released the head of his son, but the benst drew the whole of his body into the house and encircled the body of the father. He was rescued by the neighbors, who were attracted by tho cries for help of the terrified couple. Thesnako when killed was found to bo about 13 feet long. The head and forehead of the boy are encircled with punctured wounds produced by the python's teeth. BB0EE A LAMP SHADE. Boston Culture Proved Entirely Too Much for the Sensitive Article. Detroit Free Press. Mrs. Edmund Russell, the apostlo of .aes thetics, has a voice which would break a lamp shade. This remark is not meant to bo impolite, and it ought to bd true, for the lady herself is authority for the statement. "It was in Bostom," she said. "I was talk ing with a famous voice teacher about tones and vibrations, and we both sounded a cer tain noto in unison. We must have hit the exact unit of vibration of an eight-inch shade, for near where we were standing tho crystal globe about a gas jet quivered and snapped. We looked at it and a crack ran quite around it. The sound had broken It." This is rather an unusual incident, cer tainly, but tho principle is familiar enough. A dog trotting across a foot bridge, can break it down If he happens to hit the unite of vibration, which, of course, differs with the length of tho bridge. It's a good mili tary rule to break step when a company walks across a bridge unless it's unusually strong. But a"woman's voice AN ANTIQUATED LAW. Necessary to Have a License for a Fourth of July Exhibition. Harrlsbnrg Telegraph.! It Is not generally .known that there is a general law In this State prohibiting the use of fireworks, but it is a fact nevertheless and it was enacted In 1751, Thirty years before a special law was passed for Philadelphia and in 1751 it was made a general statute. Under Its provisions a special license must be given by the Governor for an exhibition of fire works, otherwise there are penalties and forfeitures one-half the fine going to the informer and tho balance to the poor of the district. One of the penalties Is two days in jail for every offense. While the law is almost obsolete, the Gov ernor is occasionally asked for a special license. Only yesterday came a request from a committee In a Bedford county town asking dispensation for July 4. In 1888 Gov ernor Beaver issued n license under this ancient statute for a pyrotechnic display in Fail-mount Park. It is usually issued at the request of the authorities. P0SEB FOB THE LAWYERS. A Legal Decision Wanted for John Doe and Ills Friends. Buffalo Courier.! John Doe owns a farm on the bank of the Niagara river. Ho has a fine pasture along the river, and he makes an honest penny now and then pasturing cows for his neigh bors. Richard Roe has also n license from him to hitch his rowboat on the bank, with incidental right of Ingress and egress through the pasture. About a week ago Richard lost his chain and improvised a rope of hay with which to moor his boat. Now, Ebenczer Dick's cow, pastured in the lot aforesaid, is fond of hay, and smelling tho fragrance of the extempore rope she wnded into the river, climbed into the boat, cheu ed up tho rope and floated down the stream over the falls, where she met an untimely death. The boat was also pulverized en route to Queenstown. Has EhenezorDick any right of action for the loss of his cow? If he has, of whom can he recover? Has Richard Roe any remedy for the loss of his boat, and, if so, against whom? WELL KNOWN ABB0AD, Enterprise That Guarantees 1'rogresg Rec ognized in the Great Metropolis. New York Tribune. "The Pittsbcro DisrATCH, whose history has been one of continuous nnd extraordi nary progress since its establishment, 4G years ago, has moved into handsome, com modious and durable quarters. Its new home is fireproof, the outer walls of the main building being of Beaver county sand stone and New England granite. Every thing in the building is as new as the struc ture itself. The machinery, type and fur niture aro of the latest design, and tho situa tion pf the building is central and most con venient for the newspaper and Its patrons. The sworn statement of tho circulation of The Dispatch for the last six months gives it an average of nearly 32,000 for the daily and over 61,000 for the Sunday issue. It is now using two double Hoe perfecting presses and will soon put in another. PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO. State Treasurer Boyer arrived in the city last evening on the limited. He was met bv United States District Attorney Lyon, anil probably spent the night at the latter's home in Mill vale, for he could not be found at any of tho hotels or the Duqnesno Club. It Is surmised he is on his way to Meddville to see the Delamater people about the State funds swamped in their broken bank. . Dr. Pierce, who is one of the party of Seven American citizens that was robbed in Italy while on a pleasure trip daring the re cent diplomatic rupturo between the United States and Italy, passed through Pitt9burg last evening. He was on his way to his home, a short distance from Lock No. 3, on the Mc Kecsport and Bcllvernon ltailroad. Colonel C. S. Mickie, of "West Point, put up at the Duquesne yesterdny. He held a long consultation with Prof. Brashear on astronomical matters. Looking for the Colonel was like hunting for a needle in a haystack. At a late hour last evening he had not returned to the hotel. Ignat Eulosky arrived in the city yester day from Russia. He fled the country rather than serve in the army. His brother, whom he had not seen for years, lives here, and works in Oliver's mill on the Southside. William JlcWhorter, a son of the con stable of the Fifteenth ward, returned yes terday from Dakota. He bad been absent for six years, having enlisted In the regular army for Ave years. Charles T. Appleby, local passenger agent for the Santa Fe road, returned last evening with his handsome bride. 3Ir. Appleby was married about a week ago to a Terro Haute young lady. W. L. Everet, of Bradford, and Hughes Oliphant, of Trenton, are at the Mononga hela House. Mr. OUphant formerly lived near Uniontown, and was interested in nn iron plant. W. H. Bitter, of Butler, was in the city vesterday booming Uncle John Cessna for State Chairman. Tiie old man could cer tainly give some of the young fellows a few pointers. Bobert Barclay, the aged father-in-law of Delinquent Tax'CollectorFoid.left for Balti more last evening to spend the summer with one of his daughters. He is in feeble health. Miss Lena Shattuck, of Chicago, a niece of II. M.Bennett, is at the Schlosser. MUs Shattnck will spend the summer with Mr. Bennett on tho larm in New Jersey. Judge Wickham, of Beaver, was in the city for a short time yesterday. He was re turning home from Kittanning, where ho held court. B. J. Keed, of Clarion, and C. L. Grandin, of Tidioute, who is heavily interested in Dakota wheat farms, are registered at the Duquesne. E. A. Kitzmiller, of P. DurT& Sons, re turned yesterday from the Northwest. Ho was buying the annual supply of salmon for the firm. J. H. Nolen, Jr., and wife, of Canton, nnd S. E. Carter, of Seymour, a Hoosier newspaper jnan, are at the Seventh Avenue HotelV Harry New, of Cleveland, and A. W. Carston, of Washington, are stopping at tho Anderson. .Dr. V. J?. Barclay and wife left for Yale College last evening to see their son gradu ated. Samuel Stewart left for St. Louis to at tend to some legal business. Colonel James Ewart, a Clarion lawyer, Is registered at the Central. J. M. Guffy was among the passengers for Buffalo last evening. Paul Dunlevy went to Chicago last evening. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. A double-headed kitten is now amt the curiosities nt Key West, Fla. A large blacksnake broke up a dim party among tho Savannah, Ga., dockrx the other day. Antwerp diamond frauds are said have fooled the world with 2.,000.0CO frai worth of bleached diamonds slncu they cc menccd the business. California has taken an invoice of 3 giant trees left standing, and finds .173. 1 largest of these Ufi9 feet In circumteren Visitors at tho World's Fair will see ont them. Pive brothers from Cape Elizabeth, 31 who went into the war and came out scratched, are all dead; and no ono of th clleil a natural death nor any two hi thes.i State. The Seminole Indians have a good wa route across Florida from their hom- e of Fort Myers clear through to 3Iui'aa, tho southeast coast. They come and go their pleasure In their large canoes. There are ten main lines of railway ci tering in London. Of these 2,210 subnrt trains run In and out daily, while the in: line trains are onlvnbout 410. In I30 tho 1 lines carried 400,000.000 suburban pasocnge "Succi's spoon," with which the & starver took his first nourishment after days' economy, has come Into tho posesi of the Tenderloin Club, of New York, a will be added to the "museum" of that ccc trie body. The great treasury vanlt at "Wnshii ton covers more than a quarter of an ac and is 12 feet deep. Recently theie was 00O.0CO in silver stored there an ninm that weighed 4.C00 tons and would load freight cars. In I808 there was a sale of Madeira w; in Paris, when 44 bottles wero bought Rothschild for- their weight in gold. T wino was from tho famous 1814 pipe of ? deira, which had lain at the bottom of t sea for 36 years. In each respiration an adult inhales c pint of air; a healthy man respires IS to times a minute, or 20,000 times a day: a chi 25 to 30 times a minute. While standing, t adult respiration is 22 times per miuu while lying down, 13. A recent survey has established I number of glaciers in the Alps at 1,155, which 240 have a length of more than ft and three-quarter mites: tho French A contain 144 glaciers; tho-e of Italy, Switzerland, 471, and Austria, 402. Bepresentative Josiah Quincy will 1 liver the next Fonrth of July oratiou befi the Boston City government. Josiah Quin delivered ono July 4, 17W. Josiah Quin delivered ono July 4, IkM. Josiah Quin. -jr., was the city orator July 4, KH. Reliable statistics show that the p centage of insanity among farmers' wives greater than In any other class. Tho e planation is, they work too hard, are 1 alone too much, nnd have too little chan to take recreation nnd enjoy society. A Pomona, Cal., woman has perfect a process for drying roe leaves so as to tain their fragrance, and nan secured a in. ket for all she can prepare with a Now Yc firm that makes a busiuess of filling p pourri jars and perfuming household t plianccs. The average nnmbcr of men employ by the Chicago, Rock Inland and Pacific co pany last year was 11,372, against 11,431 In t preceding year; while the average montt pay roll was o0.,2s(, as compared with $.", 014" in the year before the monthly wag therefore, showing an Increase from an av ago of $49 m to 32 33. Apparently the wheat crop of 1801 w bo the heaviest ever harvested in this coi try. Not only is the condition of the cr better than in many years pa-.t at this tin but the acreage is the largest ever know Experts estimate the probable crop at 1 tween 620.C00 000 and W0 0U),()u0 bushels. T frcatest yield hitherto was in IStSJ, wh 43,000,000 bushels were gathered. Alluding to the enormous amount coal handled nt Port Said for the no of 4 1 steamships that pass through the snez cai every year, a BuffalQnian w rites: "An nn of Arabs come off on each coal barge.and t rapidity with which tho dirty work is do can bo realized when I tell you that this si took on hoard l,0i4 tons of of 2.2W pounds four nnd three-quarter hours, all handled man power.' " Politics have become so quiet in Turk that the Sultan, following tho Moha-unied law, has beon enabled to arrange for tho c cmonyof circumcising his three young sons. Five thousand poor children, accoi ingtothe habit, underwent the operatii the same day in different parts of tho cii Illuminations, distribution of sweatmea and festivities attended the event, wliieh, all, cost $100,000. A queer mistake has just come to lig at West Camden, Me. In the cemetery thei several years after her burial, headston were placed to mark tho grave of a omi who died 15 years ago. Tho friends of t! women have since eared for tho lot until la week, when, somo changes being n.ulo the cemetery, tho sexton"disinterred the 1 mains and found that the body ua 1 "t th of tho woman, hut that of a young in in wl died at about the same time. Tho man wl set the gravestones had blundered. A Baltimore freak is a frog of good si and a trifle light in color, but apparently n different from any other frog. The frca Ishness developed when his froglnp vn worried, when, Instead of hopping oiT r gi ing utterance to the deep, sonoriui-. no usually heard from frogs, ho smipl; upene his mouth and cried. The frog is nut ing not human, and suggests, both in time an volume, a bad, peevish ehild. Thr cry not a single note, but several, and t. oath ued even after the annoyance cease. The Chinese government has issued stringent decree against immoral literatur It is ordered tliat "all government otlicia who allow immoral books to bo publish within their respective jurisdictions shall 1 discharged. Every private person pnhlis ing such a book shall receive 1U0 blow s an be banished from his place of resident' to distance of 3,000 lees. Tho seller of an o scene bookshallgetlOOblows. Within thirt days from the issue of this law nil the o scene books of the empire shall be de-troyei beginning with thoso now in print." For many years a spring of dirty watt ran from tho house of a certain M. Korotnci in the heart of Sebastopol, and caused tr proprietor much trouble. At times tt spring would coyer the best street in the cit with mud. Of late the spring has becomo public nnlance, and tho city authoritic compelled M. Korotneff to build a small re ervolr around it nnd lead off tho mudd substanco by sewer pipes. But as soon a this was dono it was discovered that tnusnl stance hi the new reservoir was pur naphtha. For the last three months sine the discovery was made nothing hasbco. done to utilize this wasting treasure. FAKED FItOM FUNNY FELLOWS. Little Bess came home from chnrch on Sunday with her head full of the sermon. It w about a "new heart," she told us, when we ques tloned her. Her father took her on his knee, an graVely aaked her If she understood what a nei heart Is. "Oil, yes; Indeed." she answered brightly, "It a kind or heaTenlv stomach !' ,Tledo Blade Cutting Why do yon wear such a smal hat? Daggitt (after deep tlionght) Because I'Te got large head. Xew York Telegram. The Hollander who saw himself With water oft bereft. Forgot that It was wrong to swear And dammed it right and lett. Detroit Frf Press. "Well, Jack, was it yes or no with her?' It was both. " "Roth! How's that?" "Well. I asked her If she was going to give mem; answer, and She said yes; then I asked herwliat wa the answer, and she said no." Xew TurkPrss. "What handsome plumbing yoii have Your pipes are plated, I see." "I thought so at flrst; but Judging from the wa; they work, I should say they were solid." nict. So many times he had been bom again, That when he died Death's woes were pltllul. And the grim fiend declared that with Ies rjin. He could do up an average cltyful. Xac York Herald. "If I could bo anybody which I'm free tt say I ain't," remarked Weary WatAns. "I'd hki to he o!c Joshua, an' make the sun stand H1?'' "Wat fer?" asked Mr. Hungry llitarins. "So's I conld set in the shade of this here tree al day wlthoit havln' to move. Wouldn't that, be 1 map, eh?" Indianapolis Journal. "Why docsa't your husbandgofocjiureikTg "Well, you sec, he is not very strongly gdunw3 in religion." , tJWi3 "All the greater need for his going to f(Ufrh,l; "He sayi no; he thinks he might hear Xiicftdp sermon, and that would upset him alWxUuer." Hew Tort Press. J iWfLj(!HsBiwWsjfAb nflHBSBBsssBiiHiBiiiLiksBBHIBP3sHK9BVBH