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He would doubtless be assailed by many in his own party as well as those on the other side if he should write a veto; for the practical politicians engineered the scheme, and the practical politicians would do their best to make Pattison's political life miserable with such a club in their hands. "With the Constitutional Convention question fairly before the people the cam paign will open. On the bide of "Yes" will be arrajed those who have defied the provisions of the existing Constitution certain classes of corporations, the trusts, and other powerful law defiers, and their entourage in politics. Arrayed against this phalanx will stand those who believe that the Constitution of 1874 was framed by the best minds then in the State and that it should be enforced, not mutilated; that its pro isions should be perpetuated, not perverted. These will vote "No." Out of this effort to tear down instead of building up, some good may come. It is bound to be a campaign of Constitu tional education. The good provisions of the existing fundamental laws will be boldl' paraded before the people; the defiance of the Constitution by powerful interests will be held up to the gaze of the many: what has been kept out of sight by apathy will be exposed by agitation. Thus 2erhaps in the end the campain will work good results on a line just the opposite from what the politicians intended. SIOKK RUSSIAN CRUELTY". Ilerr Goldberger's story of the Russian cruelty to the Hebrews proves that the i tales of the suffering of his people in the t pro inees of the Czar are not exaggerated. Apparently the Government is corrupt, especially among the lower officials, w ho levy blackmail upon every one whom they are able to reach. Doubtless many of the cruelties are not by order of the heads of the Government, but thepettyofficialSjfindingtheir superiors lax in justice when the Hebrews are con 1 cerned, take it upon themselves to do tilings which will be excused on account of the general hatred of these people. Rus sian justice was never considered of a high type, but the cruelties in the name of the law practiced against the Hebrews will make one of the darkest pages cf her his tory. i ihctcle rou tiii; military. J 2few York National Guardsmen are try- i ing the experiment of an auxiliary com- j pany of expert bicyclists for the Thirteenth ifltcgiinent. In Europe the bicycle is al- j ready a part of the military establishment, ' and there is no reason why it bhould not be utilized by American soldiers also. Of course, the roads of this country do not equal those of Europe, but an expert with a "safety" can go almost anywhere. The addition of bicjcles to the guard would tend to popularize military duty among aspiring 3 oung athletes. Gymnastic apparatus helps to make soldier life popu lar when attached to armies. The bicj cle, too, would be a wonderful means of assist ing in the rapid movement of troops. Pennsylvania guardsmen should form an experimental corps, and why not in Pitts burg oS well as any where else? ALLEGHENY ECONOMISTS. Allegheny Councils have inaugurated a , season of economy, for which they will re ceive the praises and thanks of their con stituents. The declarations last night of members of Councils that from now on they will refuse to approve any measure that means an increase in the expenses of the municipal government is in the right spirit, and should be carried out to the t letter, though they should not allow false economy to interfere with proper busi Iness. In the matter of city employes they take i the proper stand. There is no reason w hy , government clerks should receive so much , more than is paid for similar work in mer cantile offices. Itcreates too big a demand for positions, and Councilmen have trouble in supplying their anxious friends. Now that Northside legislators have come out on an economic platform, they should stand by it on every hand, and not make it a "penny wise and pound foolish" policy. TnE GROWING SOUTH. The Chattanooga Tradesman, in its rc sview for the week ending June C, credits the South with 03 new industries, seven new railroads, one electric street car line, one dummy line and 12 large business blocks. Many millions of dollars will be expended in these enterprises. The great est increase is in the lumber and wood working Industries, the splendid Southern forests giving ample material. The development of the South is more rapid each year, and the prospects are that the close of 1891 will see the greatest ad vancement since capital has discovered the excellent resources of the South, "fcheap labor is also an incentive to invest in Southern interests, but with the ad vancements in favor of capital must also soon come some advantages for labor w hich cannot always remain as cheap at the .South as it now is. Immigration is now divided betw een the "West and South. There is far more unde veloped tatritory in the South than in the West, and there are good advantages as wcii. me crude work of the negro has greatly retarded the South's advancement, but education In the trades will rapidly overcome that obstacle. . THE WORLD'S GAMBLING. The sensational gambling trial just closed in England has caused a great deal of pub lic interest in the world's gambling. Many believe England to be the greatest country in the world for betting, but it is difficult to decide which holds that distinction it can hardly be called honor. In all European countries where there is a titled aristocracy with too much time on hand they must be amused, and the most ex citing as well as the most expensive amusement is gambling in some of its forms. Germany does not seem to have taken to gambling as rapidly as other countries. Still, there is more there than in America, where everybody puts in at least a part of life at work. Russian gambling seems to have developed more In the past f ew years than that of any other country in the Old World. The most hazardous game of the Russians is called shtoss, and it only re quires a very few moments to bankrupt one player or the other. Large sums are staked, and fortunes are- often lost and won In a single sitting. With all the talk about gambling brought out by the baccarat scandal one would suppose that the world was rapidly becom ing a huge gambling house, in which each man is trying his best to get the money of others by hazarding his own in return. The facts are that the laws of the world are becoming more strict on gambling year by year, and though it cannot be entirely wiped out it has been perceptibly lessened. DALZELL'S STATE CLUB CANVASS. Other things equal, public preference in State contests for positions of honor in either political party is influenced more or less by locality. Tho friends of Congress man Dalzell, who aspires to the Presidency of the League of Republican Clubs of Pennsylvania, can well urge this on his behalf. Ever since the formation of the League the East hasliadthe Presidency. So, ordinarily, there would be force in urging that the West have a chance now. But there Is a better argument than that Dalzell is one of the ablest if, indeed, any sort of qualification Is needed of the young men in public life In this State. He has just finished a Congressional term in which he succeeded in winning such a national recognition of his talents as might easily turn the head of a debutant in the Washington arena. But the young Con gressman from tliis district "retains his epuilibrium perfectly, and goes on devel oping his opportunities in a manner which has already commended him to the hearty and pledged support of a great number of the clubs through the Western part of the State. There is no attempt at disguising the fact that the supporters of Dalzell expect him to become ultimately a figure of con siderable proportions and prominence in State politics. It is hardly to be doubted either that his candidacy for the Presi dency of the State Clubs is a step in that direction. So much the better. There should be room at the front for young men of ability and force in the public affairs of Pennsylvania. The public will be well disposed to give Mr. Dalzell a fair chance to develop to the full the capacity of vhich his Congressional career has given such rare promise. OPERATION OF LOW FARES. Just at a time when a Pittsburg street car company is trying the" experiment of 3-cent fares, a Cincinnati company, the Consolidated, is petitioning Councils for the privilege of increasing from 4 to 5 cents. That company has just changed from horse to electric, and gives as a rea son for an increase that expenses are higher and fares must be raised in order to live. Such an argument might answer the purpose in Cincinnati, but it would never do in Pittsburg. Electricity is ad mitted a cheaper motive power than horses; the increased speed makes it possi ble to carry more passengers daily, and more prefer to ride when they gain time. Thus, instead of electricity adding to the expense of a street car line, it adds to the earnings in everyway. If electricity were so expensive there would not be so many roads adopting it, some even discarding the cable. If Pitts burg can run a long cable line at 3 cents, Cincinnati certainly can afford 4-cent fares on an electric line. As for our 3-cent fares on the Pitts burg Traction, they are experimental, yet it is just possible that alreadyunlooked-for results are discovering themselves. The 3-cent fare was undoubtedly intended primarily to kill off theDuquesne line; but it has accomplished something different It has multiplied the voyagers by street cars. The low fare is apparently inducing thousands to ride in the cars for short dis tances who would not ride if the fare were 5 cents. Thus the experiment msy re sult in p, -demonstration that 3-cent fares will pay in the long run all around. They certainly will cause a speedy and thick settlement of the East End and Oak land, thus insuring great patronage for both roads in the future. The Allegheny children's jubilee prom ises to bo one of unusual pleasure for North side little one.. Pittsburg bhould have a children's day as well, and Sclienley Park w ould bo an excellent place for a few hours' romp. While the youngsters will he wel come there at the Fourth of July celebration, a day to themselves would prove more enjoy able. Eastern cities have their fresh air funds to give children a day's outing. " Why not give ours at least ono day in tho park? The victim of the Tranby Croft gambling scandal proposes to w rite a book. Hi3 forto is book-making, not book writing. Goverkor I'attison evidently thinks Pennsylvanlans should study thebirds of the State by visiting them in their native haunts. Ho therefore vetoed the bill appropriating $30,000 to publish their history. "When the Chief ExccutU e is feeling well he is a mas ter hand at tho veto business. Unconstitu tional acts and unnecessary expenditures catch his eye in every lot of bills sent for his consideration, MM, we are sorry he allowed the smoke to blind him the other day. Ir necessity is the mother of invention a pauper v ill probably discover perpetual mo tion or perfect the flying machine. So the Prince of Wales is angry at tho way he has been treated by English news papers since the baccarat scandal! It would more fit tho case for him to bo ashamed of his connection with the affair. The royal mother has demanded ari explanation of his conduct, and there is a possible chance that the royal slipper may yet be used. The Government can suspend the careless bank examiner, but if the' creditors had their way he would be hanged. Peixcetox's Pittsburg recruiting station was open yesterday, und 23 young men w ero examined as to their eligibility to Join the ranks.' Strangely enough, tho examination docs not include kicking, boxing, rowing and hazing. All that will bo learned at col lege, and the latter will bo the first degree given. Politics in Kanias promise to become very mysterious up -to the point where the Spoils Kxme in. TnEiControvcrsy'is still on as to whether Robert Ray Hamilton is living or ilea d. If lie lives to see his wife acting in the story of his troubles he will certainly not live much longer. He should be spared that pain. It might bea good idea for the theatrical men to look htm up to take the leading role. John M.ILangston says Harrison is the RepublicnniMoses. Then his son must be the Jonah. Evidently the fight is not yet over among the K. P.s. Rev. O. B. Milllgnn an nounces that hovwill preach next Sunday in his own church. The radicals will object, and then will come the tug or .war. A ref ormation among ithe Reformed is one of tho possibilities. After Ingalls gets through with his potato planting he-will probably begin rais ing cane. - A cnrntCH without a heretic it liable to collapse for want of advertising. The Bap tists are now on a still hunt for a couple.and tho chances of a good catch are excellent. A SQUALL is bulletined at Buzzard's Bay, where the Clevelands are housed for the summer. Harvard College ishaving Pittsburg's experience in the speak-easy line. Each police raid swells the coffers of the munici pality whose laws are violated. , The sea serpent will soon be soliciting advertisements at tho same old seaside re sorts. Love is blind, and that's probably the reason why it could not see Gordon-Cum-ming juggling tho markers during those baccarat games. GOBDON-CUMMING should select Baden Baden or Monaco for his honeymoon holi day. Faith seems to be working wonders on TroyHiU nnd playing hob in some of the churches not very far away from it. THE "WORLD'S FAVORITES. James Gordon Bennett's villa at-New-port is offered for sale at $ 120,000. Tschaikowskt, the Russian composer,, has suddenly become one of the lions of society. Miss Edith Mackenzie, daughter of Sir Morrel MacKenzie, is the London correspon dent of a Chicago daily. Mrs. Russell Harrison and Mrs. Mc Keo arrived In London yesterday and are the guests of Minister Lincoln. Alma Tadesia's popularity is now at its height, and London picture buyers are pay ing liberally for any of his productions. Bishop Whipple, of Minnesota, who has been sojourning in Europe, landed at New York yesterday, homeward bound. Theodore Tilton is preparing a new volume of poems. lie still lives on the Isle St. Louis, in Paris, and manifests no desire to return to this country. Rudtard Kipling will shortly issue another book of stories, not all of them now, however. It will bo called "Life's Handicap, Being Stories of Mine Own People." Premier Honoke Mercier, of Quebec, has arrived at Caen, He was warmly wel comed to tho city hy the Catholic residents and a banquet was given in his honor. An invalid daughter hashad the tender care and continued watchfulness of Sir John Macdonald for many years, and the love and sympathy he has given to her in her suffer ings have had no intermission even when political necessities claimed the Canadian statesman's every attention. AN HISTORICAL PARALLEL. Another Card-Playing Scandal "Which Shook the Throne of England. Brooklyn Standard-Union. They had a "celebrated case" In a card playing scandal among the nobility of Eng land moro than half a century ago. Thack eray writes of the gambling of that period as if it were far worse than the dissipation of to-day. "In 1837," he writes in "The Four Georges," "occurred a famous trial which pretty nigh put an end to gambling in Eng land. A peer of the realm was found cheat ing nt whist, and repeatedly seen to prac tice the trick called 'sauter la coupe.' His friend of the club saw him cheat, and went on playing with him. Ono greenhorn, who had discovered his foul play, asked an old man what he should do. 'Dot' said the Mammon of Unrighteousness, 'Back him, you fool.' The best efforts were made to screen him. People wrote hira anonymous letters and warned him, but ho would cheat, and they wero obliged to find him out. Since that day, when mj lord's shame was made public, the gaming table has lost all its splendor." Thackeray did not livotosee the revival, not of such fast and furious plav in society, but of cheating on comparatively small stakes, such as the current reports of the baccarat scandal disclose. TJKIVERSALISTS ADJOURN. Officers for the Tear Elected and the Next Place of Meeting Selected. rSPKCIAI. TELEGRAM TO THE DisrATCn. ScRAJfTos, Juno 1L Tho Universalists of Pennsylvania, who have been in besslon in this city for tho past t o days, to-day ad journed after electing tho following officers: President, Hon. E. G. Lee: Vice President, Hon. E. C. Russell; Secretary, Rev. F. A Bis bee; Treasurer, George C. Thomas; Trustees, Charles S. Lincoln, James 31. Howard, George R. Bronsall; Preacher of Occasional Sermon, Rev. E. C. Sweetzer, D. D.; Committee on Fellowship, Ordinance and Discipline, Rev. O. R. Beardsloy, Rev. E. E. Bailoy, S. S. Eld ridge, E. M. Tiffany. The next place of meet ing was fixed for Westfleld. The delegates to tho General Convention are as follows: Rev. E. C. Sweetzer, D. D., Rev. James Gor ton, J. Warren Hall, Charles L. Tracy, C. S. Seamans and Jonas J. Pierce. FATHER MOLUNGER'S RIVAL. The "Wonderful Cures Effected hy a Man in Concord, Me. Coxcobd, Me., June 1L People here are talking about somo wonderful cures re ported to have been ma do by a man named Cowen. Some, w ho have not walked a step for years, after having him rub them, are out on tho street walking all right. Ono man in this town, whom all tho physicians had given up as jnst as good as gone with consumption, is now around the same as any one, and coughs very little. In what the man's povt er consists no one known. He will take those who cannot lift their bands, and in a few minutes after ho commences to rub them they will be bettor and his own hands will be swollen and pur ple. He claims he takes the disease on him self, but how he gets rid of it he docs not tell. ARTIFICIAL FUEL GAS, Company to Manufacture Something Bet ter Than the Natural Article. .SPECIAL TELEGBAM TO THE DISFATCH,) McKEESroRT, June 11. Tho Union Gas Company, of this city, Is to put in a plant for the manufacture or fuel gas, to he modeled after the plant in Philadelphia. It is tho in tention to make a gas even moro valuable for puddling than the natural gas, as it gh es out a higher heat. The plants of this company have been in vestigated by many Pittsburg manufactur ers, w ho have also visited the plant at West Chester, and are greatly pleased. The gas company here is to build another $03,000 plant within a year, nnd promises to furnish gas to both private consumers and manu facturers. A MARRIAGE AT BRADD0CK. Miss Lizzie Carllne, or Tliat Place, Weds Dr. P. J. Stater, of Pittsburg. SrECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISrATCH. Braddock, Juno 11. Miss Lizzie M. Carline was married nt 8 o'clock tnisevontng to Dr. Perry J. Stater, of Pittsburg, at the home of the bride'sparents on Ninth street. Rev. J. K Dickey officiated, assisted hy Eov. J. C. Jlalry, of "West N ewton. The at tendants were Dr. Y, J. Morgan, of Brad- uun, uuu jiiss jueaity, oi Aiiegacny. TALES OF THE TOWN. -Horrible Deception Practiced on an Editor A Prodigious Pineapple A Shoeblack's Idea of Charity Mistook a Fete for a Funeral True Sketches of City Life by the Topical Talker. Ose night last week a middle-aged man of muscular build entered the editorial rooms of a Pittsburg morning paper. He carried a neat little handbag. His clothes were cheap but respectable, and his face had a deter mined and yet a candid air. It was his good fortune to encounter tho managing editor, whose heart still competes with his head for tho control of his conduct. The stranger, setting down tho handbag, took a chair and remarked In a auiet, earnest way that he had a story, a good story, about the Western Penitentiary to sell. The editor's head alone was open to this appeal, and he re plied somewhat coldly that they had had so many fakes foisted upon them about tho Western Penitentiary that they had grown very suspicious of that kind of news. "How am I to know that your story, whatever It may be, is true!" he asked, "How do you come to know anything about tho peni tentiary?" "How do I know?" echoed the visitor. "Well, I ought to know something about it. I've been in the 'pen' some 27 years, and got out two days ago." The editor started, and ho asked eagerly: "What wero you in fort" "Murder!" was the laconic roplv. The editor moved his chair backward, and casually let his hand fall on tho editorial shears. Then he asked: "How long ago?" 'Twenty-seven years; during the war," was the reply. "I was convicted in Wash ington county and sentenced by Judge Ach eson, father of the Judge you know. I got out of the 'pen' two days ago and I went straight home. Couldn't find a soul I knew. Mother was dead. Couldn't find any trace of her in the graveyard everything was strange and everybody had forgotten me. I didn't care to remind 'em, and just come straight back to Pittsburg". It's mighty hard to find any honest work to do" and here he paused and looked at the editor through eyes unmistakably moist. This time the editor's heart was on top, and he said, with a good deal more kindliness than before: "Well, well, you're in pretty hard luck BUppose you give me an idea of the story you have to sell about tho pen." So tho ex-convlct atcepted a toby from the editor and proceeded to unfold a tale of cruelty and murder, from which it appeared that the establishment at Riverside would be more congenially located in Siberia. He told of prisoners being tortured to death, of Inquests suppressed, and, in short, of enough elegant crimes and exquisite misconduct to Justify a display head as big aa a house. Tho editor's heart and mind for once chimed together, and he called In the star reporter and told him to take full notes of tho ex-convict's storv and depart early the next morning to vemy mu sensational statements ana tne status of their maker at the penitentiary. The latter part of these Instructions was given after tho editor had pressed a couple of dollars upon the ex-convict, to pav for his night's lodging and breakfast, and had bid den him come to the office betimes the next afternoon. An Ordinary Horse-Thief. The reporter went to Riverside and saw Warden Wright. As soon as he heard the name given by the ex-convict Mr. Wright smiled, nnd when tho description of him as a murderer was reached he laughed and in terrupted the reporter wlth: "W is not a murderer; never was here for anything but norse-stallng. He's a horse-thief atrwhole- sale. He has served five terms here, or 15 years In all. He was released a few days ago hut we hayo a room ready for his return. He can't resist the charms ofothor men's horses. The first chance ho has he'll steal another horso and we shall have him back with ns. Whenever ho gets away from homo I mean tho penitentiary ho tells theso blood-curdling stories about prison discipline But he evidently is not afraid of what he says exists here, for ho is next door to a permanent boarder." That afternoon the editor received his subordinate's report. It pained him greatly. Still more It pained him to observe tho stalwart proportions of the gentle horse thlcf who was sitting in the local room still pouring tales of horror Into a reporter's ear. The editor would have dearly loved to kick the horse-thief down-stairs the large size of tho ex-convict alone prevented such a righteous retribution but as it was ho merely said in a flat tone: "I guess we can't use your story. Mr. W ; you needn't trouble yourself to tell any more." "I'll take my oath It's all true," replied the ex-convict, and he kept on protesting his extreme reliability for some time, Then ho took his little hand-bag and his departure. By this time ho may have taken another horse. A Pineapple freak. A pineapple of a most eccentric order is to he seen outsido Barcky's fruit store on Lib erty street. It Is a monstrosity, being 25 pineapples In one. In the center of the plant rises the chief fruit, a pineapple of moderate size, and from all sides of it smal ler pineapples sprout to tho extraordinary number of M. The plant usually bears but one cluster of flowers, which, when ripe, swells into tho fleshy and succulent body which wo know as the fruit, but which re ally contains, blended together and full of Juice, the central stem, bracts, corolla calyx and ovary. Botanists call it a syncarpous, or collective fruit. The multiplication of these fruits upon one stem is therefore all the moro remarkable. Everyone of tho fruits is a moro or loss perfect pineapple, to outn ard appearance at least; and it would be interesting to have some skilled botanist hold an inquest over this freak, and, by dis section and examination, tell us in what manner naturo has produced it. Jlr. Barcky, the owner, 6aid to mo yester day: "I have seen many freaks of nature In the way of flowers and fruit in my 20 years experience in -the fruit business, but never anything so unusual ns this pineapple. It was sent to mo by the captain of a fruit steamer in the Southern trade, named Baraki, with iv hom I deal, and from whom I hove received many curious things. Ho obtained It nt Nassau, in the Bahamas, and he says that it was considered uniquo in tho West Indies. Mr. Barcky has also some ornamental baskets made of sea shells which the prison ers in the penitentiary at Nassan have put together with wonderful skill. The nicest nnd most delicate work must have been re quired to make the shell flowers which adorn theso baskets, for each petal is a sepa rate shell, in i hich two or more holes are drilled to admit the wire which binds it to the next. A Shining Example "Have yer shoes shlnedt" sangout a small boy near the Union station among the throng of rural passengers Just from ,tho tram. A young man who heard the 'cry stajedhls stops, hesitating for he had not much more money in his pockets than black ing on his shoes. But to hesitate was to fall into the shoeblack's hands, and the brushes were soon wrestling with the splashes of rural clay. When tho shine was complete the young'nmn handed the boy a dime, and felt that he'd marked his entry into the great city with an act of charity for at heart he did not care how his boots looked. But as ho w as pulling himself together for a new start ho saw the boy who had cleaned his shoes approach the blind beggar, who sits beside ,tho railroad fence, and! drop a dime into his cup. "What did you do that fort" asked the young man. "Yer see." said tho boy, "that wuz mo tenth dime terday an' me teacher at ther Sunday school shotol' mo I oughter give a tenth of all I makes ter the Lord see! an' I guess that ol' blind man wants a dime more than the Lord, so I give it him, see!" He Thought It "Was a Funeral. "Guess some distinguished citizen's dead," said the delegate from tho backwoods, look ing out of the Duquesno line car at a long string of fifty or sixty carriages that shone In the slanting sunshino on Craft avenue tho other afternoon. "No," said tho obliging young man from Oakland, "there's a tennis tournament going on down there." "He must a' been thought a lot off fer folks to turn out like that," said the old countryman. "Who did you say ho wast" "It's not a funeral, sir, it's a fete" said tho obliging Y. M. from O. "They're playing tennis at Mr. 's." "What's all them rigs doin' then, If it alnt a funeralj" And the tho O. Y. M. from O. had to carve out a complete picture of lawn, tennis, its devotees and its great hold upon society, only to have tho old gentleman say at the end of it allr "Wal, sakes alive! city folks Jes' kills them elves with amoosement, don't they?" A CHARMING EGOTIST. Story rUustratlng the ChHdlsh Vanity of Hans Christian Anderson. New York Tribune. President Charles F. MacLean, of the Police Board, was in Copenhagen, a student traveler, when the Danish Crown Prince brought home his Swedish bride In the sum mer or 1809, and witnessed the entry Into the capital of the royal couple from the house of a friend on the route of the procession. In the company wero several well-known, dis tinguished women and that great Btory teller, Hans Christian Anderson. The women occupied front seats at the window, nnd received -marked attention from the court dignitaries in the procession. Some One in tne company remarked that this par ticular window seemed to possess peculiar attraction. "Oh, yes!" said the aged poet, pleased and happy on his seat where ho had been seen by nobody, "everybody knows me." The quiet smile that went around the group had no trace of unklndllness. His childish vanity was one of the amiable traits of the gentle old man which every body knew and honored. "He was," said Mr. MacLean, telling the story recently, "the most charming egotist 1 ever knew," and thus aptly characterized the best known of Danish poets as those who saw him in daily life knew him. MACDONALD LAID TO REST. Canadians Show Their Affection for Their Departed Chief. KiNQSTorr, Ost., June 1L The demonstra tion attending the funeral of Sir John Mac donald proves the hold which the Premier had on the affections of his fellow citizens. Tho city was appropriately draped in mourning. Dense throngs, composed of people from all parts of the Dominion, pressed forward to take a last look at the face of tho departed statesman. The morn ing train from Ottawa brought the Governor General nnd staff, army and navy officers, members of the Senate and House of Com mons, and many others. The funeral procession was of great length and imposing appearance. It was composed of the civil and military organizations, Gov ernment nnd religious representatives and foreign deputations. The procession formed at noon, near the City Hall, moving along Ontario street to Princess, thence to Catara qui Cemetery. A plain Scotch granite shaft, upon which is incribed the single word "Macdonald," marks the final resting1 place., CHANCE FOR MISSIONARIES. A. Thirteen-Year-Old New Yorker TYho Never Heard of God. New York Continent. Two weeks ago Pasquall Gante, aged 13 years, was given a counterfeit silver dollar by Giuseppo Larnno, and sent for a pint oft beer. The boy passed the coin on Mrs. Lobbe, of No. 51 Bridge street, and was ar rested. At his hearing yesterday before United States Commissioner Jones, Lawyer Trimble appeared for Gante, and Larano. was also a defendant. Trimble objected to the boy's evidence, claiming that he did not know the nature of an oath. Pasquall said he knew nothing of the Bible, and did not know who made tho earth or the sky, nor what punishment would be moted out hereafter to wicked people who took false oaths. Larano and Gante were held for trial. CAR BUILDERS' OFFICERS. Railroads in Many Parts of the Country Represented In the New Body. rSPECIAI, TELEGRAM TO THE DISFATCH. T CArE May, N. J., June 1L The Master Car Builders' Association of the United States, at its twenty-fifth annual convention here to-day, elected these officers for the yean President, John Kirby, of the Lake Shore and Michigan Southern Railway Company; Vice Prfsidcnts, E. W. Grioves, Baltimore and Ohio: John S. Lentz, Lehigh Valley; T. A. Bissoll, Wagner Palace Car Company; Treasurer, G. W. Damerest, Northern Cen tral; Secretary, John W. Cloud, Chicago; Executive Committee, R. C. Blackall, Dela ware and Hudson Canal Company: E. Cham berlain, New York Centraf and Hudson River; F. D. Casanave, Pennsylvania. Tho delogates participated in a grand ball to night. THE QUESTION OF ROBES. The Judges of a New Appellate Court May Aft or May Not Wear Them. Chicago, Juno 1L It was officially an nounced to-day that Justice Harlan would he in Chicago Monday, when tne new Fed eral Appellate Court will be organized. The court will consist of Justice Harlan, Judge Gresham and another Judge yet to ho appointed. "The question whether tho Judges shall wear robes w 111 probably be considered noxt week, when Justice Harlan arrives," said Jndge Gresham to-day, "but I do not know what will bo done. I believe it has been de cided that Now York and New England Ap pellate Court Judges shall he robed. None of the Judges of the United States Courts in the West were ever robed, although before the war many of the State Court Judges wore thus dignified." GOV. HOVEY'S PARTING KICK. In His Proclamation Ho Declares the Ap portionment Bill Not a Law. ISDiAKAroLis, June 11. Governor Hovey has Issued his proclamation declaring the laws passed by the Legislature to be in force, but mado a special exception of the appor tionment bill. He said: "This act was never presented to mo as Governor of the State fdr my approvnl in tho form in which it is printed in said acts. The act presented to me, and which 'nas vetoed, did not contain the county of Jlonroo in Section 2 for Sena torial apportionment, nor the name of Gib son county one representative in Section 3. Therefore I regarcf said pretended published act as void and do not embrace it in this pioclamation. i Should Try Something Stronger. Portland Oregonian. Tho editor of tho Weston Leader Is imitat ing Noah, who was tho first man to livo on water for 40 days. The leader man thinks his is the first newspaper that ever did the same thing. It would he ell to withhold Judgment until some of tho other editors of Oregon are heard from. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Rev. "W. C. Bowen. Rev. "W". C. Bowen, founder of the Bor dentown (N. J.) Female College, Is dead. Two years since tho college girls left In a body, owing to Mr. Bowen's refusal to glvo up the tutorship of one of the classes. Dr. Bowen was President of the Board of Trade. Ills wife missed him at breakfast Wednesday, and a servant was sent to the barn after him, . She found him dead. Obituary Notes. Rev. Father Ccrci, the distinguished Italian ecclesiastic. Is dead at Rome. G. E. RESS1GUE, editor of the Susquehanna Daily Transcript, and a prominent politician, died Tuesday ev tiling. Elder Oliver P. Badger, widely known as a pulpit orator and member of the Indiana Constitu tional Con entlon of 1850, Is dead. Cattaik Hcdson Williams, a leading citizen ofMononsrihelaCHj, died yesterday at his home of heart failure. He was aged about 60 years, W. B. QCARLES, of Richmond, for several years a prominent banker and broker there, died WednesdM' of Bright's disease, after an lUness of several months. DR. Thomas P. GART, of Ocala, Fla., President of the Florida Mtdical Association, and at one time Mayor of Ocala, died there Wednesday, Dr, Gary nas 55 years of age. George Bowen, Sr,, of Louisville, near Can ton, an aged and prominent citizen, died Wednes day. He was the first Republican postmaster at Louisville, holding the office for SO years. Rev. DR, Samuel Adler, Emeritus Babbt of the Temple Emanu-EI, New York, and father of Prof. Felix AMlcr. died early Wednesday morning or heart failure. Dr. Adler was born lu the city of Wonns on the Khlue. 1800. DUKE FAliEn, a well-known advance agent and manager, died Tuesday night at New York or pneumonia. He was unmarried nnd was about 30 ears or age. His last engagement was with the Two Old Cronies" company. Mrs. SueridAX, wife of Dr. J, C. Sheridan, ono of the oldest and most prominent physicians in Johnstown, died yesterday. Dr. Sheridan became prominent through his excellent services after the Hood as a mt-mber of the medical Stan. Charles Fisher, the veteran actor, lato of Daly's company, died at bis home In New York Wednesday night. The cause of his death was general debility resulting from an attack orcrj slptlas, from which he suffered In London last March., MOSES A. nERRlCK, well known as the treas urer and agent of the Nashua Iron and Sttel Com pany, died Tuesday night at his home In Win chester, Mats., aner a lingering Illness resultant upon a complication or throat troubles. ' He was m years old. JUNE'S PLEASURES. Graduation Exercises or tho Pittsburg Fe male College Any Number of Summer "Weddings Notable Nuptials at Old Trinity Social Chatter of a Day. If one pretty maiden in a lovely white frock draws 100 per cent interest, how much interest will 17 pretty maidens in 17 lovely white frocks drawT This problem was solved at tho North Avenue M. E. Church last evening, with a result of immense interest gratifying alike to the maidens and the au dience that assembled at tholr graduation exercises. They wero tho graduates of the Pittsburg Female College, and having finished their school life at tho classdny exercises on Wednesday morn ing had nothing to do but assume graceful positions) on tho beautifully deco rated platform, listen attentively to the ad dress delivered by Rev. James T. Satobell and accept with the proper amount of dignity the diplomas presented by President Nor cross. Kev. Dr. Satchell chose, appro prletely, for his subject "The Future ofthe Cultivated Woman,'' and by his discourso must have slightly appalled the fair gradu ated by outlining their 'responsibilities In home, church and State. They could not, however, have felt aught but inspira tion at the words of polished eloquence that so clearly and concisely repre sented theni and their mission In life. Com plementing Eer. Satcbell's address, which was tho leading feature of the prosramme, n as an organ overture by Prof. Theodore Salmon and a vocal solo, "Aria," Gounod, by Miss Elizabeth Norcross, the accomplished daughter, of President Norcross; also, a vocal solo by Miss Bertha Kaderly.tho sweet soprano of the First Presbyterian Church, who In her own inimitable manner ren dered "Kennst Du Das Land," MIgnon, Thomas, and "Spring's Blue Eyes," Bles. The young ladles who received their blue libooned sheepskins were Misses Anna Bon nell Day, Martha Louise Montgomery, Anna Elizabeth Newburn, Lulu Belle Orcutt, Helena Martin Zlrckle, Elizabeth Gilsa, Brown, Anna Bachel Scott, Carrie Belle Jack, Carrie Llndley Snyder, Jennie Nevin Kerr, Nellie E. Fuller, Elizabeth Murray Dick, Jean Cooper Harris, Agnes Etbel Baler, Charlotte Edna Hemphill. Ilettle Alice Bal lard and Clara Etta Lazarus, Societt spent the" forenoon yesterday In donning its most magnificent costume for tho social event of the week, the Shsa Morgan wedding, which took place at Trin ity Episcopal Church at high noon, lust when the busy men and women were hastening out In quest of their mid-day luncheon and traffic In the street was at its height. All traffic, however, in the streets bounding Trinity Bquaro graciously gave way to the nuptial equipages that began as early as 11 o'clock to arrive and deposit their burdens of loveliness nnd beauty at the awning cov ered entrance of old Trinity; and the multi tude of hungry pedestrians became oblivi ous to luncheon and selected the most ad vantageous sites for observing the wedding guests, rustling in silks and laces nnd spark ling wiin costly stones, as tney leic tneir carriages and entered the awnmg passage way. Of all notable assemblages that have in past years honored the aristocratic sanctu ary, none have been more magnificent than the one that yesterday followed, with its eyes, the bridal procession of Miss Clara Morgan and Mr. Joseph Bernard Shea as It traversed the aisle to the altar, and afterward at the bridal reception ex tended its congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Shaw at tho house of the bride's father, Colonel A. S. M. Morgan, Commandant at the Allegheny Arsenal. The bride was gowned In a Felix wedding costume, and was at tended by her sister, Miss Julia Morgan, as maid of honor, and six bridemalds. Her father escorted her to the altar and there delivered her into tho keeping of the groom, whose brother, Mr. George Shea, was his best man. Eight ushers preceded the maid of honor and tho six lovely maids in their pretty toilets, with leghorn hats and im mense bouquets that formed the preludo to the queenly beauty ot tho bride on the arm of her stately father. Kev. Bobert Hudson officiated and proclaimed ono two of the most popular people of tho Pittsburg club set. Yotnro America is of an investigating turn of mind, which fact tho Duquesno Theater would testify to emphatically if It were gifted with the powers of speeoh, as not a nook, corner, hole, box or room remained undiscovered or unexamined by the little fancy dancers who yesterday afternoon re hearsed for the part they are to take to night In the "Supplementary." It might be interesting to know that the self-appointed grand jurors were tolerably well pleased with the arrangements and the con struction of the theater, though many improvements were suggested by the nrobable embryonic statesmen and Presidents. The rehearsal was very satis factory to the ladles conductingjas well as to the children participating. Those who will tako part are: Marion M. Leon, Ger trude Stoffer, Francis Latshaw, Florence Christie, Bessio Woolslalr, Margaret Read, Edna Little, Edna Christie, Lowis Bobson, Harry Buck, Charles Arensbnrg, Walter Arensburg, Walter Irwin, Harry Crombe. A courtship commenced when the lovers were in short frocks and "knee-trousers was happily culminated yesterday, in tho wed ding of Miss Margaret Stew art, eldest daugh ter of Colonel Bobert E. Stewart, of Brad dock, and Mr. Alvin C. Dinkey, a prominent young business roan. The ceremony was performed at C o'clock in the spacious par lors of tho bride's home, on Grant avenue. North Brnddock. Bev. Samuel J. Sbaw, pas tor of the United PresDyterian Church of that place, officiated; and the attendants were Misses Maud McMastcrs, Leonora Hunter, Lily Boyd,. Minnie Dinkey: Messrs. John M. Stewart, Grant Anderson, Charles E. Dinkey and Bobert Maglnnl. Tho honeymoon Mill bo spent in Eaitern and Southern travels. Beneath a canopy of fragrant June roses at B o'clock last evening were murmured the vows of matrimony by Miss Gertrude Ham ilton and Mr. Harry Evans, general manager of tho Armstrong Manufacturing Company. Tho wedding was celebrated at the Hamil ton residence in Allegheny, and was wit nessed uy quite a numueroi tne moro inti mate friends of tho families united. The bride was exceedingly lovely In her weddlnsr gown, that displayed to advantage her graceful figure, above which, posed her shapely head.crowned with a mas3 of golden hair, in direct contrast with the raven locks of the groom. Mr. and Mrs. Evans will com mence matrimonial Ufo in tho East, but will make their futuro home in Allegheny. Strawberries tho oyster's summer substi tute at chuich festivals wero in tho social swim last o.venlng and by daintily-dressed, attractive 'misses were served with ico cream accompaniment at the Seventh U. P. Church, Island avenue; Christian Church, Arch street; McClure Avenue Baptist Church; U. P. Church, corner first and East streets; United M. E. Church,Pennsylvnnla avenue and Manhattan street; and the West minster Church, Buena Vista .street, "Alle gheny, The Homo for Destitute iVomcn, on Chatham street, is seriously contemplating a change of name, as it seems to have out grown Its usefulness with 20 years' shelter for friendless women, who now find other doors open to them through many chnrit able enterprises In tho city. There is some talk of transforming it -Into a boarding home, similar to the one in Allegheny. A meetln? will bo held this mornlmr to further .discuss the matter. Social Chatter. Miss Saroest, who has exercised a foster ing care and supervision over many or the most prominent in Pittsburg's business and sociaf circles, gave a reception yesterday afternoon for tho former leminine pupils and their daughters, at her homo on Char tlcrs street. TnE Princeton Alumni Association, of western rennByivuniu.commenceaits usual examination for admission to the freshmen, sopnomorenna junior classes oi all Depart ments of Princeton College yesterdav in tho McClintock building. There aro 23 ap plicants. Mr. Euoese Vas Deorift Porter and Miss Martha Yeagley McDonald wore married last evening at 9 o'clock at tho residence of thobrido's parents, 03 Oneida stieet, Du qnesne Heights. A law fete was given last evening nt the residence of Mr. Archibald Haslett, on Ob servatory Hill, Allegheny, by the Mission Band of tho Fifth United Presbyterian Church. ABEvrof little humanitarians in Hazel wood gave a lawn bazaar last evening und have irom it quite a snug littlo nest-egg for a cot in the Homeopathic Hospital. Several church festivals will be given to night and a surpriso entertainment at tho First United Fresbytorian Church with strawborrles and ice cream. A coscebt of pleasing programme was given last evening in the Last End Masonic all, on Collins uveoue, for the honeflt of tho fresh air fund. Miss EDlTHDAWSosandMr.Georgo Bryant, both popular young people of the Sixth Presbyterian Church, wero married last evening. The Pittsburg College will give a recept'on for its graduating Class nnd its ulumno) this evening ut the college building. at the residence of Mrs. Lentz, the bride's sister. Dr. Perctval Eatojt and Miss Emily Craft wefe united in wedlock yesterday at tho home of the bride, in Crafton. As elaborate garden party was given yes terday, by Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Frew, of "Beechwood," East End. Tins graduating class of Bowman will he tendered a dinner and reception by Bishop Whitehead this evening. The wedding of Mr. Perry J. Slater and Miss Lizzie M. Carline took place at Brad dock last evoning. Mr. asd Mrs. William M. Fbew have sent out invitations for an evening garden fete on June 18. The Teacnn Club nwt yesterday at the residence of Miss Lipptncott, at Roup sta tion. A musicals will ho given this evening in tho Smithfleld Street M. E. Churchy A musical and literary will bo given In Maennerchor Hall this evening. Mrs. K. S. Davis, of Sandusky street, en tertained last evening. SCARLET FEVER HERE. A Chicago Woman WIU Use the Sign During the World's Fair. Chicago Herald. Forethought is rather a common quality, but a Linden avenue woman nas carried It to a rather extravagant extreme. Her llttleboy had been sick several days when the doctor was summoned, and at once declared the dis ease to he scarlet fever. Tho littlo fellow grew worse rapidly, and persons on passing looked at the glaring placard on the front of the house and shunned the place with that horror we all feel in tho presence of a con tagion. Many of those who had formerly gone by on the hither side of the street now crossed over at the cor ner, oven if they .had to cross hack again at the next. Some of them went by a block away, and the good woman wno was wearied with the care of the little sufferer in the house soon came to notice that travel by her door was by no means'as frequent as it had been. In the course of time the little boy died, and in the midst of the mourning the neigh bors noticed that the woman carefully took down the "Scarlet Fever Here" sign and put it away on a shelf in the closet. "Why, what are you saving that fort" asked one of them, almost inclined to think , the woman's reason bad fled with the breath of her boy. "No," said she, with that resignation which only partially cloaked prevision, " will tacK it up again daring the World's Fair to keep our relatives from the country from eating us out of house and home." FEEDING THE-INDIANS. Only About 05,000 of Them Itecelvo Rations From the Government. New York Telegram. J "Whenever there is an Indian disturbance or any trouble about the rations of the In dians," said Bobert J. Bennett, of North Dakota, at the Coleman House, "people take it for granted that Uncle Sam feeds all the Indians. They are badly mistaken. Rations are furnished only to the Sioux, Comanches and Cheyennes, with small quantities to other tribes to keep them from starving. Tho census shows that there are some 250,000 Indians and only about 65,000 of these receive any rations. ' "The contracts for supplying the Indians foot up into some $30,000,000 with the biggest item beef, and flour running it a very close second. Indian Commissioner Morgan, who has charge of the purchases, has made him self a great favorite with tho red men for his efforts to give them all that is due them. Mr. Morgan has introduced the plan of getting the best cattle as they are needed, and not having them dumped down at the Agencies, where they cannot secure proper food. Of course tney are bound to get food, and by the time the Indians get them the shrinkage has been something terrible. Mr. Morgan is getting better cattle, too, and trying to have the beef delivered to the In dians near their homes, as they will not be compelled to travel snch long distances for their rations. Mr. Morgan deserves a great deal of credit for the way in which he is managing the Indians' finances." Ought to Go to School. Portland Oregonian.J Tho Tacoma Ledger has been victimized by a plagarist. An "original" poem was handed in by Miss Hattle Clark, on "The Dying Sol dier," and printed as "written for the Ledger." The yews, of tho same city, called attention to tho fact that the alleged "orig inal" poem had been copied from -'Mc-Guffey's Eclectic Fourth Beader," page 230. The Order of Hibernians. SrECIAL TELEORAM TOTOTDISPATCH. McKeesport, June 11. The State conven tion of the Ancient Order of Hibernians, Board of Erin, closed their session here to day. Tho next convention is to be at Phila delphia ono year hence. Thomas Farnan, of this city, was selected State delegate; P. J. Flannlgan, of Plttston, State Secretary, and Henry McClusky, of Philadelphia, State Treasurer. No Longer a Free Country. Boston Globe. The arraignment of a woman, wife of a well-known theatrical manager, on charge of attempting suicide has made a decided stir in New York's court circles, and aroused a great deal of comment from the public generally. It will revive the old question about which the Greek philosophers could not agree: "Is It a crime to shuffle off this mortal coil?" Perhaps In Philadelphia. Philadelphia Press. President Eliot's real reason for not es tablishing a courso of journalism In Harvard seems to havo been that the special qualifi cations for becoming a reporter which he considers necessary are already provided by the swell clubs of the university, whoso members aro paying fines hy the score for drinking. PEOPLE COMINa AND GOING. Elocctiosists from all over the State, and Ohio as well, filled University Hall, last evening, for the contest of Byron King's elocution class for the D. B. Einggold medio. Seventeen young ladles contested, each with many points in her favor; indeed, so many that the Judges with difficulty decided Miss Mary Byron to be winner of the medal. Mrs. M. C. Greener, Mr. M. Lu Ambrose, the Misses Seleno and Susie Ambrose, Miss Adah Swann nnd Master John F.Smith form a party from Nashville. They stopped over for 21 hours for a rest on their way to Asbury Park for tho summer. They are at the Mon ongabcla. Al Carlisle, of Ohio, passed through the city last evening for the East. He said that Governor Campbell would bo the regular nominee of the Democratic party this falL Thirteen conventions had been already held that had instructed their delegates for Campbell. Mark "W. "Watson and family went East last evening on the fast line. A large party of friends Tins at the depot to sec them off, and as the train pulled out tho young men pivoa college yell that startled everyone within hearing. C. R. Hubbard, Randolph Statuaker, cx Secretarv of State of West Virginia, and Hon. J. ft. Gettlnger, State Senator of the same State, and his wife, of Martins burg, aro registered at the Monougahela. "W.JL Andrews, Chairman of the Repub lican State Committee, left for Philadelphia last night. He said it was too hot to talk about politics. A. JIcKinley, a brother of Hon. "William McKlnlev, of Ohio, was a passenger on the limited for the West last evening, H. B. Strickler, of "Waynesboro; J. JL Davis nnd Fred K. Gifford, of Oil City, are registered at theDuquesne. 'Squire August Ammon, of the Sonthside, returned home yesterday from an extended tour in Europe. Dr. H. H. Clark and wife, of Lawrcnce ville, returned last night from a trip to At lantic City. Emerson "Wood, of London, and James Cameron, of Darvel, Scotland, arc at the Anderson. George Crawford and Mrs. Moran and ddughtor, of Emlenton, are at the Seventh Avenue. Alonzo Lorlng, Secretary ofthe Benwood Iron Company of Wheeling, is at the Monon gahela. Dr. J. Foster Scott, of "Washington, D. C, was registered at the Monongahcla yester day. Ex-State Senator J. "W. Lee, of Franklin, Is at the Duquesno. C. L. Magee went East last evening, bound for Philadelphia. General A. L. Pearson left for Cincinnati yesteidjy. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. The heaviest forest fires in Michigan and Wisconsin have occurred In 1871, 1881 and 1S0L In tearing down an old chimney at Powder Springs, Ga., the other day, $1,000 in gold was found. A Dooly county, Ga, negro named Warren McKenzIe owns three farms, a mill, steam gin and a store. Parnell wanted to marry a Providence, R. L, girl 20 years ago. Serious objections came from her millionaire pa. An Osborne county, Han., man with a pack of hounds is bagging from 10 to 15 wolf scalps a day, on which he realizes $3 apiece. A fine of ?5 is imposed on members ot tho German Bakers' Union, of San Fran cisco, caught smoking Chinese or non-union cigars. A nnmber of skeletons were recently discovered In a field near Lacker, N. J. It Is thought to have been an old Indian bury ing ground. John M. Evitt reports seeing a busard with a bell on its neck near Einggold, Ga., recently. The bird is quite a large one, and the tinkling of the bell could be heard a considerable distance. Several boys who were candidates for a naval cadetshlp from a district in Michigan were rejected because the examining physi cian found that their hearts had been affect ed by smoking cigarettes. An Atchison (Kas.) man has sent a 5 hill to England in an envelope every week for the past 20 years and has never lost a dollar. This information came out In a re cent trial in the Probate Court. In the last year 11,224 bed tickets at 20 cents each were sold to poor, homeless women for a night's rest in the New York Temnorary Home for Women. Of thl num. her 875 were accompanied by a child or iii- uint. Candler, Ga, can boast of having one of the youngest plowboys anywhere in tha country. Ho Is the son of J. W. Simmons, only 6 years old, and does about as much work of any kind as a 16-year-old boy can do on a farm. Of a crew of 215 men on the United States cruiser Omaha, which recently ar rived at San Francisco, only to are Amer icans. The rest are iWncIpally English, Irish, French, German, Scandinavian, Dutch, Japanese and Chinese. There is very great misery among the working classes In Borne. Owing to tho de cline in values and stagnation of building interests, thousands are out of employment. Tho multitude of beggars has never been so great or importunate. The stingiest man in Georgia lives in Wilcox county. He has been married 11 years, and daring that time has only bought one sack of flour and one 25-ccnt calico dress. He lives at home, and tho spinning wheel Is still at work in his house. An unknown choral work by Gluck has Just been discovered in MS. nt Dresden, written in 17S7 at the request of Grand Duke Leopold of Tuscany, to celebrate the birth Of an heir. The libretto Is by a Florentine poet, and the work, which is short and en tirely for chorus. Is entitled a Prologue. Dr. Berhelm's report on his latest transfusions of goats' blood for the cure of tuberculosis shows that out of U cases 2 of the most advanced stages of phthisis ended In death: 2 who had reached the last stages of amemia were cured, and 10 persons suffer ing from other forms have improved greatly. May Is usually said to have been so called in honor of Mala, tho mother of Mer cury, but this appears to bo erroneous. Modern lexicographers concur in the opin ion that the root of the word Is a contrac tion of tho Latin word magins, and that it simply means to grow, or the month of growth. A "Wiksbnry cat has been distinguish ing himself by catching snakes, of which no less than 25 have fallen victims to his charms. Tom lives nt Henny's bakery on Main street, above North, but since the building was destroyed by fire last year he cannot be induced to step a foot inside tho new structure. A tell-tale clock in connection with the London-Paris telephone keeps the record of seconds while the patron talks. When ISO beats have been counted a bell ring and the circuit is cut off. Another three minutes talk may be seenred on the payment of tho ordinary-fee, but no more than six consecu tive minutes are allowed to any one person. An Oakland, CaL, doctor has just had a peculiar experience. He was carrying in his vest pocket a bottle containing chlorate of potash, and, while shaking hands with a friend, the friction caused combustion ofthe potash, and it set the doctor's clothes on nre. His waistcoat and other garments wero badly burned before the fire was extin guished, and he got a blistering. There are now, it is said, 194 cotton seed oil mills in the Southern States, with aggregate capital of over $20,000,000, against V), with a capital stock of $3,500,000, in 1880. In the last crop year abont 1,000,000 tons of seed were crushed, and yielded 37,000,000 eallons of oil, besides furnishing meal for 1mlxture with other substances for fertil izers, while the nulls are used for tho fatten ing of cattle. The Mayor's office, Boston, was visited the other day by the delegation representing LaSocieta Itallana Puriflcatrlce la Trenac ria, who presented a queer protest against wealthy Italians being permitted to collect garbage. "The society thinks the business should be restricted to poor people, and hopes in that manner to elevate its people to a higher appreciation of their opportunities for advancement in this country." A resident of Washington street, "Water bury, Conn., has invented a new plan to cir cumvent chicken thieves. He nses copper rods for roosts, and these he has connected with a battery in his bed room. When a thief tampers with the hen coop an alarm rings at the proprietor's head, and by press ing a button a shock is sent through tho roost, and the whole congregation of fowls crow and cluck in vociferous unison. A Philadelphia chicken exhibits rare intelligence. A baker who supplies tho family with bread is met every morning at the front gate by this chicken as soon as sho hears the baker toot his horn. Sbo then commences to cackle and is given her cus tomary meal of bread crumbs. If the baker happens to bo late in the morning she will walk sometimes half a mile to ineot him. She never shows herself at the gate on Sun day morning. Some fishermen who went out to raise their nets the other morning before daylight atKeyport,N. J., found a great surpriso awaiting them, and they Towed ashore with a much more valuable freight than they had expected. A school of mackerel had wandered in on this part ofthe Jersey coast, and the men captured over 500 of tho deli cate fish. Such a' thing rarely happens. They are the ordinary, not tho Spanish mackerel, and weigh about a pound and a half each. BORROWED FROM THE WITS. Green Servant (to Mr. Stillman, who rings the door-bell Just as an express waiton stops In front of the house) Yis, sorti; Miss Ward Is at home. Ah' shall I be after telling her yez have brought yer trunk wld j?-Puek. Runyon Since "Walker Holme married that heiress, be has given up all Idea of ever re turning to the stage. Loon Well, there Is nothing like sugar for curing a htm. Puck. "I say, Cholly, how do you weckon a man aequlahs a flow of Ideas" I don't know, weally, unless he gets watah oa the bwaln, " Washington Fust. Dudeleigh Aw, Nicely, old fellah, yoa look tlahd. Nicely Jove, old chappie, but I should fawncy I might. Been working all the maiming. Dudeleigh Working? .Why, how, old fellah? Nicely I've been labowlng undah an Impression, Boston Courier. "Oh! Let me wander onward Forpver by thy side; Oh I let me be, " he pleaded, "Thy guide." A laughing glance turned on him. When gaily she replied. He found himself too quickly Her guyed. Washington Post. Citizen "Why did you club that poor man to hard, officer? Follccman Do you a'pose I'm sparrln' for points? KeiB York Telegram. Undertaker (to American youth who is lighting a cigarette That's right. Yoa smoke the cigarettes; we do the rest. Xeio XorkPress. Young Nicely Yes, I know I'm a great flirt; I suppose. Miss grallax, that you think I'm a -very hard-hearted wretch? Miss Smllax Y es, but your head brings the aver age out all right, Boston Courier,