'tWKw 'BW5gwgStB8gfSBB8BaBiWg VtjeSigpafit ESTABLISHED FEBBtfABY 1818. Vol. 45. 'o. US.-Entcred at Pittsburg Fostofflce, November 14, ISS7, u second-class matter. Business Office Corner 5mithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EASTERN ADVERTISINO OFFICE. BOOM a. TiUBUIE BUILDING. NEW YOKE, where com plete flics ofTHE DISPATCH can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home adrerUers and Mends of THE DISPATCH, while In Xew York, re also made welcome, TlTEDlSPATCIlUremilarlyonSdUatJlTtntanft, Union Sqvan, Aew l'ork. and 17 Ave de J'Opero, FaHt, Prance, when anyone tco has been ditap Sxrtntedata hotel news stand can obtain it. TEmis of the dispatch. POSTAGE PREE tS THX TOTTED STATES. Dailt DisrATCH. One Year. f 8 TO Dailt DisrATCH. Per Quarter - 3 CO Daily DisrATCH, One Month j, 70 Dailt Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, I m'tna. 2 CO Dailt Dispatch. lncludlng-Sunday. 1 m'th.. so Scxdat Dispatch. One Year. ... 2 SO "Weekly Dispatch, One Year '. 1 25 Tins Dailt Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 30 cents per week. PITTSBUEG, TUESDAY, JUNE 2, 1891. PITTSBURG'S PROSPERITY. Figures published this morning show that Pittsburg's business has increased in a gratifying manner. Our merchants and manufacturers have had a year of great prosperity, and the people generally have been barers therein. Pittsburg's claim of being one of the most enterprising cities in the country is upheld. This is but natural. The home of a working class is always prosperous, and there are" but few invol untary idlers here. The new directory also furnishes some cause for rejoicing. "With nearly 27,000 people added to the community and the large increase in business, Pittsburg's fut ure promises to be even brighter than her past THE XTT LICENSE KATES. There is an intimation in some quarters that Governor Pattison will veto the bill which increases the rates of liquor license. .For this veto, if such indeed be contem plated, there is no public demand. Expe rience has shown that high license fees add to the sense of responsibility among those engaged in the retail liquor trade. Their houses are better kept; there is more regard for law and order. Further, those cranted licenses under the Brooks law have a highly valuable privilege from a pecuniary point of view; and it is but f air that they should pay proportionately for it Finally, so far as the city of Pittsburg is concerned, its people will not he the less ready to approve of the increased rates, because nine-tenths of the proceeds, by the new law, will travel into the city treasury in place of the State coffers. With the onerous burdens already laid upon other forms of business and upon real es tate in this municipality, the prospect of relief- will be accepted complacently enough. The Governor should sign the bill. The new rates should have at least a trial. COMBINATION WITH INSOLVENCY. There is a remarkable example of the corporate passion for suppressing compe tition in the recently disclosed attempt of the Pennsylvania Railroad to gobble the "Heading. It presents the case of a great corporation so bitterly inimical to compe tition that it would rather saddle itself with the burden of an insolvent corpora tion than permit a healthy growth of busi ness under competition. The Pennsylvania Railroad is a solvent corporation. Its prosperity has largely been won under competition; although it has always bitterly fought the introduction of that influence in Pennsylvania. It tried to prevent new roads from reaching Pittsburg, but the growth of business caused by competing railroads actually increased the total of its traffic. The Beading is a corporation which can not even earn the interest on its debt Tet it now appears that, untaught by experi ence, the Pennsylvania Railroad would rather saddle its prosperity by an amalga mation with the Reading's insolvency, which latter was produced by the policy of monopoly, than meet such a competi tion as would increase the total business of Pennsylvania and thus contribute to the earnings of the solvent corporation more than it would take away. It is this stupid crusade after the sup pression of competition that Is the really weak point of an otherwise well-managed and great corporation like the Pennsyl vania Railroad. Its theory that no rail road must bring competition to the Pennsyl vania leads it to disregard its own interests as well as the fundamental law of the State. DANGER UtOM TAINTED FOOD. The inquest on the victims of smoked sturgeon, concluded yesterday, showed that fish are handled very carelessly. If the same care that is taken with other ani mal foods had been taken with the stur geon, those who ate it would not have been poisoned, is the meaning of the ver dicts. The theory of poison from creosote was abandoned, and death was traced to the condition of the fish before it was smoked. This, which is In accordance with the evidence, will call attention to the necessity of watchfulness on the part of all who sell and eat fish. Too much care cannot be exercised in this direction. Of course, it is only the unscrupulous dealer who will knowingly sell tainted food; but, unfortunately, there are too many such. It is not believed that the local dealers concerned in the sturgeon case belong to this class. The inquest only showed that more care should have been used, and that close inspection is the only guarantee of safety. A SPECIMEN 30SKETKESENTATION. The disposition, through ignorance or worse, to misrepresent the inter-State commerce law is putting itself Into activ ity again. The Philadelphia Bulletin af fords an illustration in the following as sertion: The Inter-State Commerce TComnilsslen is 011 trial ng-iin. It has no pom cr to enforce Its. Iccreo 11 the celebrated ease of Coze Bros. A, Co. against the Lehigh Valley Bail road, and has appealed to the United States Circuit Court to compel the railroad com pany to obev It, which the company declines to do. How far the court -will comply or m hat action it trill take In the matter Is problematical. Thore seems to bo no law and no precedent on the subject. This exhibits a remarkable suppression of the fact that in the application to the United States courts the Commission is taking the means of enforcement spe cihcaily prescribed. The assertion that "there seems to be no law or precedent on the subject" amounts to positive misstate ment, as the sixteenth section of the act directly provides for the summary hearing of tb application by the Circuit courts, and a mandatory order after a hearing in which the report of the Commission shall be prima facie evidence. The Idea of the corporations and their organs that a law which they choose to ignore does not exist is remarkably exemplified by this state ment The Commission is fairly subject to criticism because it has not sooner brought to a test the all-important question whether great corporations are to obey the law or not But to assert that there is no law for the method of enforcement is a shining example of that shallow but industrious misrepresentation kept up by the cor porate organs. ENGLAND'S SCAXDAL. The celebrated trial which began yester day in London over the baccarat dispute between Sir William Gordon-Cummlng and his late friends is a remarkable ex posure of the morals of England's alleged aristocracy. It can hardly fail to have a great effect on the minds of thinking people who are not blinded by the worship of royalty and class distinction. As regards the practical effect, it cannot make much difference whether the verdict Is for one side or the other. Itmaymake more difference whether the trial brings out further scandals concerning the private relations of the heir-expectant of the throne. But the conceded facts are sufficient The spectacle of what are deemed the highest classes the intimates of the future king of a great empire spending social hours in pure gambling and dragging their quarrels into court is the most Impressive proof that the morals of courts and aris tocracies at the close of the Nineteenth century have not improved since the close of the Seventeenth. These are the surroundings of the son of the most exemplary queen England has ever had. All the influences of careful training could not prevent him from surrounding him self with a circle In which gambling is the most innocent "amusement Can any En glishman, with this case under the eyes of the whole nation, retain the idea that royalty or aristocracy can be placed above corrupt or vicious Influences? Unless En glish society is ready to accept the princi ple that morality is mere conventionality the present scandal must give the cause of royalty a shock from which it cannot sur vive long after the death of "Victoria. But it is quite possible that the world is willing to accept the theory that virtue and strict morals are impracticable ideali ties. The present case leaves little doubt that the fashionable and aristocratic circles of English society have fully adopted that very broad-gauged view of life. BOCIALISM YS DEMOCRACY. A report of a lecture by Mr. Laurence Gronlund on "The Socialist Ideal" gives this definition: "The Socialist common wealth is that in which the lowly, the mis erable and the Ignorant are raised up." Taking this as the ideal statement of a theoretic Socialist, we can accept it as the most favorable view, and set in opposition to it the purpose of the democratic com monwealthto offer to the lowly, the ig norant and the miserable the chance to raise themselves up. The difference between 'the socialist theories which Mr. Gronlund is careful to distinguish from the anarchistic and the democratic is further empha sized by his declaration that "industrial-arbitration must be made com pulsory," Socialism treats the working classes like children and places them wi der the tutelage of the Government, which, of course, means the professional politi cians. Democracy treats them like grown persons; requires them to rise by learning to care for themselves; and gives them the widest liberty of action so long as they do not attack the personal or property rights of others. The theory which underlies the whole framework of democratic econ omy is that if everyone has an equal chance in education before the law, and in the work of commerce, those who best im prove these chances will outstrip the neg ligent or persistently ignorant This phase of the competitive system has been attacked by the socialist cult as being "the survival of the fittest" But this compels the retort that the socialist theory is to se cure the survival of the unfittest It is pertinent to say that the democratic theory we have outlined has nothing in common with the existence of privileged classes, either such as come down from feudal times or as have arisen under 'the modern system. It Is the existence of privilege in trade as well as before the laws that gives vitality to socialism. But the real cure does not lie in the adoption of the socialist system, but In the enforce ment of the principles on which this Gov ernment is founded. THE CLOTHES CRITERION. Some esteemed cotemporarles of the organic stamp are disposed to make much Of the fact that a large share of the dele gates to the Third Party Convention were not strictly in line with the fashions of the day in attire. The New York Sun quotes from a letter by a Beliamyite dele gate to the effect that: "In the Kansas delegation it is said that there were but sixteen cravats though I jonly counted twelve.'" As there were 407 Kansas delegates, the Sun concludes the percent age of cravats was less than four. That journal thinks: It would bo more expressive of freedom and the proudresolve to cost off the shackles ofacapitalisticandmonopolisticcivilization, if the Kansas Grangers discarded the collar as well as the cravat, and bared to tho thrilled gaze of the quaking Eastthe brawny necks upon which the usurer and the mort gagee no longer aro to be allowed to plant their iron heels; but obviously these dis tinctions are a matter of taste, and every party shonld be f reo to choose its own badge. The sarcasm of the highly tailored East at this shortcoming in the haberdashery line attains a more utter scorn because the word "cravat" is to be taken In its most inclusive sense. The Westerners did not hold themselves up to the disdain of the well-dressed only by failing to wear that modern, product which disgusted Chinese laundrymen refer to as "double bleasted neckties." The disciple of Bel lamy who reports on this important mat ter declares: "They wore no neckties of any sort, political or otherwise." That point is important, of course, but seems less Important when we come to consider past experience, because it points out that when a new movement is sneered at on the sartorial standard, the laugh is likely at last to bo against the sneerers. The Roundheads of the- English Civil War were an extremely uncouth and unfashionable set The embat tled farmers at Lexington were not only destitute of neckwear but of coats. The Sun refers to the fact that the French Revolution was carried out by a class which was jeered at as destitute of a much more essential article of dress than the cravat Rut tho memory of what tho tan culottes were able to do with those who sneered at them does not restrain our brilliant co temporary from tuTning-npits nose at the Third Party men for the lack of an article deemed absolutely necessary by the "gents' furnishing goods" trade. Of course tho criticism of the Cravatless Convention is based on the- assumption that people who do not wear cravats can not be expected to have, correct ideas of .economic questions. The logic of that as sumption is decidedly halting. It is true that the delegates who went without cravats have some very wild economic theories; but it has never yet been demon strated that the cravat would Inculcate more accurate ones. The corporation managers of the East are eminently correct In their neckwear; but they manuiacture economic nonsense 10 mo effect that competition Tnust be abolished in the Interest of tho wealthy classes a more vicious economic untruth than any of the farmers have been guilty of. The speculators of Wall street are verywell dressed gentlemen; hut they are as ready to preach the doctrine that the-Treasury must turn out money to aid their especial interest as any soft-money, sub-treasury lunatic. All economic or political wisdom is not bound up in cravats; nor is the force of a popular movement to be measured by its accuracy In dress. But those who raise those standards arelikely to find that its most cogent application is in the conclu sion that they themselves are only able to view public questions from the haber dashery platform. THE WISDOM OF EXPERIENCE. In yesterday's Dispatch State Treas urer Boyer Is reported to have intimated that Ms office was not a very pleasant one to hold at present This is because it is charged with the responsibility for 55,500,000 deposited In 31 banks through out the State. It Is true that the custodian of money disposed of in that manner does not oc cupy an altogether pleasant position. It is also a fact that the State funds are swelled at present to an unusual degree by the payment of the 51,500,000 directjax refund. It does not make this position any the more satisfactory that this increase of State deposits has been largely offset by the fatalities which have followed some banks holding State funds. The lot of the State Treasurer, under these circum stances, is not a happy one. But Mr. Boyer in complaining of these responsibilities should not forget that there have been those who proposed to lessen them. No longer ago than last fall it was made a campaign issue that the greater part of the State funds should be Invested In securities which would at once bear interest, and be less liable to take wings and fly away. This was urged on the ground of both law and good policy. Sin gular as It may seem the State Treasurer was among those who pooh-poohed this argument, and declared that the precau tions suggested were wholly unnecessary. In the light of recent vexing experi ences, Mr. Boyer may not be as handsome as he was but he is financially wiser. The cold-hearted press of the effete East discouragingly remarks that it is of no use for Chicago to invite the Emperor of China to visit the World's Fair, for that potentate never visits anything. In this view, how ever, our esteemed cotemporarles fail to perceive that Chicago's strongest forte lies in doing tin things that were never done before. We shall be glad to see the ambitious effort continued; but before final arrange ments the enterprising Chicagoans should pat Blair and the Pacific coast sand-lottera under bonds that they will not inform the Eon of Heaven when he gets over here that he is not persona grata. Srn John Macdonald's stubborn fight with death shows that he has, as' Grant and Sheridan had, the quality of a persistent vi tality which aided him in his life-work as much as it prolongsliis death struggle. The tendency of human nature to slop over is universal and irresistible, bnt some times it Is beneficial. When the lawyer who secured the acquittal of Pasquillna Corti celli, on her trial for murdering a faithless lover, takes to writing editorials for the New York Sunday papers, in which he apostro phizes that verdict as "a suhllme spectacle" and "a grand and fitting climax," with half a column more of similar gush, it is likely to have the effect of suggesting to the people of Xew York who have been idolizing that far from" model young woman that they are mak ing fools of themselves. The attempt of an undertaking trust to dictate tho price of coffins and say who shall sell them makes it high time for the people to-come together and form a combi nation against dying at all. The Bering Sea troubles have progressed so far toward settlement that England is sues ablue book on the subject. This is in teresting; but it is'pertinent to inquire if the book is called blue because it reflects Lord Salisbury's feelings when he contemplates the rnlns of his former policy regarding the seals. Is it not time for proceedings to be com menced for assessments under tho curatlvo act? The city wants the money.and the publlo wants to know whether the act will hold water. . There is still room for the hope that the seals will be protected. Bnt the indications are not favorable that it will be done this year. Tho North American Commercial Company and the Canadian pirates are agreed on one point, and that is that tho protection shall be deferred to some other year. The Plymouth, Pa., strawberry-shortcake revolution has subsided, principally, it is supposed, because the berries are getting cheap and the delicacy common. An old lady of New York has suggested that the Chicago World's Fair shall make a collection of Americans over a hundred years old. This lends corroboration to the assertion of a Chicago paper that the sugges tion of dime museum features for that ex hibition all come from the East. On the principle of "nulla dies sine linea," we may look for further epistolary efforts in the matter of the city charter this week. As usual with the weather this season when summer comes it comes all at once. The elements this year aro conducting their operations on the principle of Captain Swabber, B. N.: "When pitch is to bo hot," it should bo exceedingly hot, or more emphatic words to that effect. The three-cent fare on the traction line, which put it into effect yesterday, loaded down the passengers with surprise and cop pers. So far the result of the experiments of the contractors on one side, and the building trados workmen on the other, to put up buildings without each other, has resulted in justifying the opinion that one side is not able to do it and the other cannot. Mr. Russell Harrison has fully es tablished his character as the enfant terrible of the administration. Ex-Senator Ingalls' declaration that if the Republican party "has courage and conscience" it can win noxt year, shows a praises orthy recognUion4of tho lack which loft tho Senator and his party in the lurch last year. He Is a mush-headed manVho thinks that an oatmeal trust can exist unless the cows are admitted and milk cornered. The last term of the Supreme Caurt In- dicated one way to clear the' overcrowded, docket of that tribunal "which never tans. It consists of pitching In and working as that eminent body never worked before. mas shots or skabo. If we had microscopio eyes, heauty would not even be skin deep. As the beginning is clouded In doubt and the end enveloped iumystery, It is best we should be prepared for the unexpected. A boyal flush will be shown when the Prince of Wales takes the witness stand la tho card scandal case. , Tibs Summer Girl comes with the joyous June and so does the flannel shirt The attractions offered by some of the seaside resort managers must be taken with a few whirrs of salt air. According to some of the faith jurists, it is easier for an elephant to climb a tree than for a beretio to slip past 6t Peter. Theatricals are out of season, and, many would-be actors are out of jobs. No MATXEB how dull it Is in railroad circles Superintendents always have orders ahead. Some women would rather be notorious than happy, and, strange' to say, the men en oourage them in this fad. There's only one Bar Harbor, but are any number of bars at all harbors. there Dog licenses and 3-cent fares are the newest things under the summer sun here. Teeth frequently belong to the upper set PESS0NAL PARAGRAPHS. Ex-Speaker Reed and Minister to Rus sia Smith are in Paris and are having a royal time. Archduke Feanz Ferdinand, the 28-year-old heir to the throne of Austria, has the measles. JuLEa Grevy, so well known as the late President of the French Bepublie, is neither "Jules" nor "Grevy," but Judith FancoirPaul Greviot Mrs. Moncttre D. Conway is a tall, handsome woman with gray hair and dark eyes. She knew both Mr. and Mrs. Carlyle, and often visited them at their London home. Sarah Bernhardt's tips completely as tounded the bellboys and servants of tho- uuuornia Hotel. To the waiting maid who attended her the divine gave two $30 gold pieces, and on the garcon who served her meals she conferred four twenties. Lord Salisbury, stout and indolent as he may now seem, has been a hard worker, and in 1S52, when he was Robert Cecil, visited the Bendlgo and Ballarat gold fields, where he Joined the diggers, lived in a tent, did his own washing and cooking and dug and gathered nuggets. General James B. Lonostreet, who is in feeble health, has been forced to give up work on his history of the Confederacy which, for a year, has been engaging his un divided attention. He Is not seriously or dangerously sick, but his physicians have ordered him to stop working. V, .Marion Harland is a large, pleasant, Uiatron-like woman, above medium height, with a nut-brown complexion that suggests open air and plenty of exercise. She has a broad forehead, and hair just turning gray. This she combs back in pompadour fashion. Her eyes are rather deep set, and bright and clear. Her mouth is firm and she has a strong chin. At 6 years of age she began writing stories. The great English painter, Wilson, who was almost the founder of the landscape school, was very poor in his younger days. One hot summer day he, with some compan ions, took a rural walk. Coming to a lovely stream they all determined to bathe; but Wilson hung back. They almost forced him to undress, and then his seoret was .ex posed; he had patched his waistcoat with on unsold canvas, and a lovely cascade tum bled down his back. The Queen Regent of Spain is a very devoted mother, and lives as quietly as any of her most humble subjects, bathing with tne little lung ana Princesses In the morning, and driving or sailing with them in the afternoon. Tho baby King asserts his pre rogative full royally even now, to the de spair of his governess, who cannot persuade him to conform to the conventionalities of life, or to address his titled subjects by other than their Christian names. Mrs. Ellen Mitchell, the first woman nominated to a seat in the Chicago Board of 'Education, Bums up her experience in this: "I am particularly pleased to notice that the question of university extension is rapidly coming to the front. The greatest possibili ties in the way of securing educational ad vantages should be placed within the reach of the poor, for it was never so true as it is to-day that knowledge is power, and the safest place, I think, for power to rest is in the Jiands of the people." Cheever Goodwin, the author of the book of "Wang," is not .a novice in the play wright's work by any means. He made the adaptations of the operas of Lecooq andOffen bach, in which Alice Oates sang early in the seventies. Then he wrote the libretto of "Evangeline," for which Edward E. Rice composed the music. Then he made the book for the opera which at first was called "Le Petit Corsair," afterward "Conrad the Corsair," and recently renamed "The Corsair." The Difference Explained. Stcubenvlllc Star. The difference between the odious Captain Verney and some other members of the English Parliament is that Captain Verney is in jail and tho others are not. PEOPLE COMING AITS GOING. Quite a crowd of laymen and preachers from Philadelphia, who had been attending the annual meeting of the Reformed Episco pal Church at Cleveland, stopped at the Du quesne last evening. In the party were Revs. George W. Bowne, J. H. Smith, Will iam Tracy and wife, and Henry Godlev and wife, the Misses Dean, T. J. Hansel! and Charles M. Morton. Jay Cooke, Jr., a son of the Philadelphia banker, his wife and sister also put up at the hotel. J. R. Irwin, a Painesville contractor, and Jonathan Rowland, of Philadelphia, are at the Monongahela House. Mr. Irwin denied that he had recently secured a big contract on the Pittsburg and Western road. He had a chat, however, with General Manager Pat ton last evening. P. H. Orton, the cough medicine vendor, follows the races during the summer. He mrnlsues tne score cara ana me colors. He left for Baltimore and Washington last oven ing, and says the business pays him better than selling "XX" preparation on Fifth ave nue. E. T. Affleck, Division Freight Agent of the Baltimore and Ohio road at Columbia, was In the city yesterday conferring with General Freight Agent C. S. Wight about the business. J. L. Barclay, the Chicago agent of the Westinghouse Electric Company, wa in tho city yesterday. Ho stopped at tho Da- qnesne. Among those who went East last evening were Charles J. Clarke, W. n. McGeary, George Letche and Harry Williams. Colonel W. P. Rend, the Chicago coal operator, and Mrs. Bend are stopping at the Monongahela House. John A. Dewey, of Painesville, and Frank Werner, of Akron, are among tho guests at the Scblosser. W. J. Rainey, of Cleveland, and Alex ander Roed, of Washington, nre registered at the Anderson. W. H. Harrison, of Adrian, and John M. Arters, of Parkers, aro at tho Sovcnth Ave nue Hotel. "William Roseburg, Postmaster McKean and Judgo Porter returned from the East yesterday. Mrs. Secretary Noble passed through the city yesterday, pound" for fit. Louis, . TWO PBETTY EIGHTS. An Acrimonious Debate Oyer Christian En deavor Societies and Board of Publica tion Matter in the General Assembly Ministers Free Their Minds on Them. SPIC1AL TElSQUAJl TDTTTE DISPATCH. Drrnorr, June 1 The liveliest discussion of the jnorning in tho General Assembly was over the Young People's Christian En deavor Society. It came up on the over tures from the Cincinnati and various other Presbyteries. The Committee on Bills and Overtures commended young people's socie ties in general and sought to evade raising a controversy. It advocated the formation of a committee of seven tp report to the next Assembly. Dr. Proudflt fired the first shot, saying he was one of the original En deavorers, and was opposed ah the time to any denominational organization as antag onistic to the spirit of the age. The Bev. B. D. Sinclair said there was no such a thing as union without unity and sailed into the opposition vigorously. In New England he wanted denominational ism, and the danger there was in just such movements as Christian Endeavor. The first resolution was adopted, which gives general indorsement to the young people's sooietles and advises the oresbvtcries to nn- f point a permanent committee to manage the -movement, jliib proposition to appoint a committee or seven to report to the next As sembly and favor the Westminster League, called SO men to their feet in opposition. George Junkins, of Pbiladelpma.advoca ted young people's societies in general and had no difficulty with the Young People's Chris tian Endeavor Society in his own church, but there was great danger that the organ ization might become independent and run away with the church. He was bitterly op posed to special committees, as we had too many of them now and it was wrong to give so many men junketing trips at the expense of the people. Pointing Out the Danger. Soon the chairman of the committee win think they are running the General Assem bly. The churches and presbyteries should exercise their episcopal functions and regu late the business themselves. A motion was made to strike out the resolution ap pointing a committee. The Bev. John Hoi lidav advocated the Free Trinity League IHe wanted conformity and uniformity among Presbvterians, like the Methodist Church, in its Epworth League. There is danger to Presbyterians in the Christian Endeavor So ciety, with its national and State organiza tion. Dr. Hays would heartily favor the committee if he could be chairman and get a trip to Portland, and as a rule he was op posed to so many special committees. He wanted the whole business left to church sessions and by the presbyteries. At this point speeches were limited to five minutes and the Assembly was very im patient. Dr. Francis said 11 presbyteries wan tod the committee to consider the whole subject. Already there are "many West minster lodges. Tho Christian Endeavor Societies are full of peril. Elder Shepard, of Philadelphia, urged tho Assembly to go slow on account of the remarkable character of this movement, which led him to regard it as the work of the spirit of God. Itwouldbe safe to allow the work to be unlnterfered with another year. Dr. McKIbbln took the floor in the faco of vociferous calls for the question and a motion of Dr. Hays to lay the resolution on the table. He assured the As sembly they would eventually be on his side. Ho hold the Christian Endeavor Society was fatal to Christian unity, and the commis sioners cried a chorus of noes. He held tts condition of membership, consecrating meet ings and the like wore as exclusive as the Baptist doctrine of immersion. Practically they repudiated regular church membership rooms. The Christian Endeavor year boofc for 1888 enrolled TJnlversalist and Unitarian societies as in good and regular standing, nnd the united society declared it had no authority to oust them. The Debate Gets Exciting. At this point there was a great sensation and cries of "No, it Is not true." Dr. Mc Kibbin reiterated his statement that excite ment and the repudiation of a doctrinal basis will destroy the church. We dare not put our young people in fellowship with those who deny the divinity of Jesus Christ, especially when we ore showing so much anxiety for sound doctrine. The Bev. A. A. Fulton, a missionary from China, said he was getting much money from Cnristian Endeavor societies for the cause of foreign missions, and he wanted the General As sembly to, let the subject alone. He has $10,000 pledged from these societies to sup port native missionaries. There is not a slncle Unitarian or Universalist society rec ognized. He eXToeeted to carry 10.000 so cieties for the cause of foreign missions if the Assembly would keey Its hands off. After considerable further discussion, the resolution to appoint tf committee was stricken out by an overwhelming vote. A commissioner called on Dr. MoKibbin to nrennrft a nrotest. The nublication matter was then taken np, and H. E. Simmons Chairman of tne special committee, spoKo in defense of the committee's report. He went over the controversy between his com mittee and Judge Hand's committee. Judge Hand dealt with a report of a year after that examined by the business men's committee, and showed $10,000 more profit than in the previous year. Again, for the yearjust closed, in spite of an inerease of $1,000 in salaries, the profits had increased $19,000, with but little greater sales. These things showed at least tho benefits of the thorough sifting of his committee. The com mittee found a loss of $40,000, owing to bad business methods each year. The prices paid for work had been greater than conld have been obtained in the open market. Thousands of dollars bad each year been wasted. Since the Assembly had last year placed a practical paper man on the board, $12,000 had been saved in that item alone. Salaries were too high. The church should not pay higher wages than others in a like business. Too much money had been naid and rad ical methods were needed to relieve the As sembly from the annual appearance of this scandal at its sessions. Some Big Leaks Stopped., Tho only change suggested by his commit tee has been; to put three additional mem bers on the board who should be from differ ent Synods, and experts in tho business of publication, the new members to have su pervision of the actual business of the board. The committee was glad that some of the leaks it bad discovered had been stopped, and about $10,000 a year saved to the Church, whether their report was adopted or not. Elder F. L. Shepard, of Philadelphia, mem ber of the Business Committee of the Board of Publication, denied any such state of affairs existing as charged in the report; of the committee of which Mr. Simmons had charge, and went over the whole ground again, giving the figures as they appeared on the hooks of the ooard. A. D. F. Bandolph, a member of the Hand Committee of Investigation and a well known New Xork publisher, was the next speaker. It had been said that the report of the Hand committee was a whitewashing one; well the Simmons committee had gone to work and painted everything red, and it now remained for the Assembly to make things truo Presbyterian blue. The business had -been well conducted. If anything needed investigation it was the church, which had purchased literature from the board to the extent of Just 10 cents per capita for the 800,000 communicants of the church. The Bev. George P. Hajs moed that the reports of both committees be referred to the Board of Publication, with instructions to put In use such of the recommendations as they deemed practicable and report spe cifically on each recommendation to the next General Assembly, but afterward with drew his motion, and the report of Judge Hand's committee, known as the "white washing report," was adopted. Elder George Junkins moved'that thanks be given to both tho committees. Elder H. E. Simmons said: "Mr. Moderator, I object. Tho committee of five hao made a report, whioh has never been accepted onejected. Wo have done an unpleasant duty, and if you ever catch us in a place liko this again it h.111 a a pnlrinr rliv tlitin tu!nr." The case of Nathanlol West gave the As sembly its usual annual treat. It was ruled out, by the adoption of the judicial commit tee's report. The report on worldly amuse ments censured theaters, card playing and dancing, xne reaamg 01 tne narrative showed that the church had received over 68,000 persons last year by examination and had raised over $13,000,000 tor the benevolent Schemes of tho ohuich. Ohio Sarcasm. Zanesville Times Recorder.! Somo police ofllcersfbccanio engaged in quite a loud wrangle at tho corner of Main and Fifth streets shortly after midnight. It looked for a while liko somo citizens would have to be called on to make an arrest. . v . WINDS OF JUNE. Blow gently, Winds ofjnnel Each downy nest Is full of unsung songs and nospread wings That will respond to patient hoverlngs ; Soft rocklngs suit tho rustic cradles best. Blow gently. Winds of Juncl The bud Is here That soon w hi be transformed Into the rose. The sweetest ralracl" that nature knows; A breath might mar the beauty of the year. So easily the song drops ont of tunc. So eagerly tho sun absorbs the deirs. So quickly does the rose its petals lose. That, for their sakes, Wow gently, Windsor Jane I " -SLSlctwlas. KIM QTJATB IHCXLACZ rOuTCD. Was Discovered In Stream Where It t Dropped a Year Ago. rSrECTAL TXIBObAM TO Tnz DISPATCH.J Bajmkrstowj-, Mix, Juno L While Senator Quay and his family were here lasf summer tbeyspenta great deal of their time on the water, and during one of their family trips one of the Senator's daughters lost a hand some gold necklace. Every effort was made to recover the chain, which was highly es teemed as being a presont from a dear friend. - The other day one of tho guests at the Springs was rowing over the same place, when bo saw a sparkling object beneath tho water that resembled something of value.' The young man disrobed and made a long and deep dive to find and reoover the treas ure. Ho found it was the gold necklace of Miss Quay, lost over ft year ago. It was in good condition and not tarnished in the least by its year of concealment in a bed of sand. The necklace was restored to the owner yesterday, and the finder received the thanes or tno lady for his kindness. students wrrr their shostoaxz. The Strawberry War at Plymouth Ends In the Faculty's Defeat. tSrECIAL TILEGBAit TO TBI DISPATCH. 1 Plymouth, Juno L The strawberry short cake revolt at the Wyoming Seminary has been adjusted and both students and pro fessors are eating their pie together. An interview between the faculty and students was held yesterday and resulted in all of the scholars going back. Two stu dents who had been expelled were rein stated. President Sprague called the boys together, congratulated them on their good sense and loyalty to each other, and said they should have unlimited cake in the future. THEATRICAL AFTERMATH. "Thi LrrrLB Bucfturr," a military drama of more than average merit, from the clever pen of J. Milton Hays, of this city, was given at the Bijou Theater last night for the first time. The audience was a very large one,, crowding the upper parts of the house, and' as enthusiastic as it was large. The pluy itself has a romantic story with strong pa triotic features, and far more entertaining and wholesome than a great many more ambitious productions of the regular stage. The cast, a very large one, was good as a whole, and Messrs. J. B. Brison, D. A. Jones and J. Milton Hays were especially good in tho heavier roles, while Leon J. Long, as usual, gave a very humorous delineation Of tho negro Mose. Miss Millie Gardner made a very pretty and interesting heroine, and Miss Annie Lynch and Miss Anna Gardner were also very pleasing. A beautiful tableau incidental to the play did great credit to the IS young ladies who figured in it and Mrs. Abble Lynch who designed it. Company E, Fourteenth Regiment, and members of Camps land 33, Sons of Veterans, lent real ism to the battle scenes. The play will be given every evening this week, with mati nees on Wednesday and Saturday. It ought to put lots of money into tho charitable coffers of Post 151, G. A. B, Thk public seems never to tire of "East Lynne," and that talented actress, Miss Ada Gray, finds it profitable to remain steadfast to the impersonation of Lady Jtabel and Madame Tine, which has won her not a little praise and still more cash. Miss Gray played "East Lynne" at Harris' Theater yesterday twice, with a company that is quite compe tent to do justice to the play, and to large audiences, considering the hot weather. It is needless to criticise play or players, for theplay is almost a classic, and Miss Gray has been starring in it for 15 years. The first time she played the dual role in "East Lynne" was at a benefit performance in Al bany, N. Y., and since then, although she has strayed into repertoire from time to time, she has always found It most satisfac tory to stick to "East Lynne." "Kathlxex MAVouwrns" is the thrilling Irish comedy-drama which is being done at Harry Davis',Museum this week. It drew large houses yesterday and gave satisfac tion. Messrs. Edwin Young, Gus T. Wallace and Frank Yonng in the heavy roles, and Miss Annetta Sawyer,a olever and handsome young actress, played Kathleen O'Connor with marked success. Besides the drama the lady rifle shooters and other attractions are to be seen in the museum. DeWitt Wilt, son of Manager E. D. Wilt; left for Louisville yesterday, to take charge of the advance work for the "Chip of the Old Block" company, which he will manage. The "Chip" opens at Harris'Theater, Louis ville. A. J. SnxDDinr, the well-known manager, was in Pittsburg yesterday for a few hours. He Is likely to be in the front row next sea son with ono of the best stars on the stage. The warm weather makes the closing of the Grand Opera House, Daquesne and Harry Williams' seem timely. Unexpected Criticism. Chicago Herald, Even Homer will nod. Two rhetoricians like General Stiles and Colonel Ingersoll slip In language like common people. The first told the Auditorium audience that the latter would speak "withhis customary eloquence" on Shakspeare. Of course, no individual can have a "custom," whioh is the usage of a community. General Stiles meant "habit ual" when he said customary. Colonel In gersoll mixed his metaphors: "When the keystone was put in, it burst into blossom." Windy bnt Generous. Clearfield Republican. The Republican may be a little windy at times, but it is never so "hard up' as to charge ministers for their paper. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. George W. Smith. George W. Smith died at the residence of his grandmother, Mrs. Ellen Smith, No, 19 Enoll street, Allegheny, at 1 :3 P. it., aged M years. Mr. Smith was for the past nine years connected with the Sheriff Machinery Company, and since Its or ganization was Secretary of toe earl Laundry Comnanr. Llm. He waft a man of sterling worth. young and energetic, with a bright future before But that dread disease consumption, snper- Induced by a aevere cold, fastened Itself upon him, Giving tin his mercantile pursuits, thihkln Olvlnir tm his mercantile nursnlts. thlnklne a change of climate would benefit him. he visited Denver and Colorado Springs. Ketnrnlng home he could only be with his friends and loved ones a week tUl death claimed him. He was a member of North Avenue M, E. Church. The funeral serv ices win take place to-morrow at 4 p. M. Daniel W. Llttlefleld. Ex-Lieutenant Governor Daniel W. Lit tlcfleld, of Rhode Island, died In Pawtucket San day. He was born In 1822. In 1S63 he wenflto Paw tucket and engaged In the manufacture of hair cloth. In 1578 he went to France as Honorary Commissioner from Rhode Island to the Paris Ex hibition. He was. there appointed by Commis sioner General McConnlcfe an American juror on fine machinery and mechanism. In 1891-2 lie was a representative from Northampton to the Massachu setts Legislature. In 1889 be was elected Lieuten ant Governor by the Rhode Island Legislature. Christopher C. Keech. Christopher 0. Keech, a prominent resi dent of Sandusky for many years, died Sunday evening aner a long Illness. He held many local offices' of trust and was a presldental elector In 1876, He was very highly respected In Northwest ern Ohio and had a largo number of aenujlntam.es In Philadelphia, New York and Boston, Mary McNally. Mary McNally, of Preble avenue, died yesterday afternoon. She Is tho wife of ex-Conn-cllimn McNally, the well known jaloonkeeper of Obituary Notes. Adam W. SriES, aged 91 years, one of the oldest residents of New York City, and formerly a promi nent insurance man, illeil Sunday. State School Commissioner of Ohio John Hancock dropped dead yesterday morning at his office lu Coiuuiuus from apoplexy. Coloxel O. W. r.AXKiN-', U. S. A., with a gal lant record won In the Civil War, died of heart trouble In New York City Saturday. Ho was born In Mercer, Pa. CiiabxesJ. ECXLES, who was President of the first company which drilled for and discovered nat ural gas In Ohio, died at his residence la Findlay yesterday, aged 77 years. C. H. Gould, aged 87 years, one of the leading .lraslness men of Cincinnati, died yesterday morn ing. He was for a long time engaged in cotton lntnufacturlng, as a member of the arm of Oould & I'earcc. im. J. J. Gueexiioe, who died at Williams- tnitnFrMav, was well known as thn InmitornT paiycr insuie spunis -Tor Broken nonrs. Hit ac cumulated large fortune la ruyaltlcvfrora them. Ho was years old. , x Uexeual D. Hi Williams died yesterday at tho age of72 years. Hlr funeral will occur to-morrow afternoon from theresldenceof H, H. Smith, audi tor of the Pittsburg LocomoUve Company, -at -IM Blieffleld street, Allegheny. ' 08E MONTH SOCIETY. - The First Bride MUi Sara McGrew. WJuX Now Mrs. VT. E. Schmertz The Welse-- LaUfrnan Wedding In Allegheny-Social Chatter. The first bride of tho rose month was Mfos Sara McGrew, the charming and engaging daughter of A. P. McGrew, of Oakland ter race. The groom was W. E. Schmertz, Jr., and the ceremopy was performed at So'clock, thus giving them three hours the lead of tho Welse-Laufman wedding whioh occurred in Allegheny at 8 o'clock. The important words that made Miss McGrew the bride of Mr. Schmertz wrt,.. n.-r. xc v TMMinrrf. son with the assistance of Bev. John Prngu. The handsome drawing room of the family residence was the scene by choice and by Continued and prolonged illness in the McGrew famtly.culmlnating some twq weeks acq with the frightful gas well explosion of which Mr. McGrew was a victim, threat ened a postponement of tho wedding for some days, but fortunately all were able last d cuius " uescena to tne drawing room to witness the ceremony, even Mr- McGrew ap .pearing in his invalid's dressing coat with well bandanged hands. Attendants were dispensed with though arrangements bad been made some time ago to have them. To Lohengrin, the bridal couple entered the room and took their position in the palm deCorated window. The attire of the young lady was wonderfully simple in its elegance and very becoming. It was fashioned of crepe du chine. Valley lillies were carried by the brido. The lady is a graduate of the Bowman Institute. In fact, she is tho young est graduate that Institution boasts, she hav ing received her diploma at the ago of 19. Intimate friends and relatives were the only guests. Supper was served by Kuhn in the handsome dining room. with fireplace and mantel deco rations of the ox-eyed daisy. At 8 o'clock the newly married couple left for the East. They will sail on the City of New York on the 10th, with the Intent of "doing" the con tinent thoroughly. - Ok Thursday of this week the Christian Home for Women will hold its anniversary at No. 333 Locust street, Allegheny, and, as is usual on such an occasion, a large attend ance is anticipated. The work of the Home for the past year has been highly gratifying to those engaged in it, and in addition to the aged and Infirm women placed in its care there are frequent instances where young girls will date their happiness to the in fluences of the Home since the last anniver sary. There are at present more than 30 in mates who are provided for almost entirely uy private comnDuuons, as tne institution has no endowment funds. It is en tirely a work of love among the good women of the two cities. On Thursdav a lnncheon will he nnrvprt from 12 to 2 o'clock, and as the institution is sup- orted by private contribution, abazoarwQl e held for the sale of articles made by the inmates and what hai been contributed by friends of the Home. Vast preparations have been made and booths erected in the various rooms of the Home. Contributions in money, drygoods, groceries and other goods can be sent and will be thankfully re ceived at tbe Home. The committees and those having charge of the various booths are as follows: Beceptlon Committee Mrs. F. B. Brunot, Mrs. Samuel McEee, Mrs. Hay Walker, Mrs. William Kountz. Supply Committee Mrs. Dr. Campbell, Mrs. William McCreery, Mrs. F. Beilstein. Dining Boom Mrs. A., M. Ca vitt, Mrs. B. S. Davis, Mrs. J. P. Sillimen, Mrs. Bev. Horner, Mrs. J. W. Cree, Miss J. Mc Farland. Fancy Table Mrs. D. P. Corwin, Mrs. F. E. Moore, Mrs. W. C Burchard, Mrs. Charles Eiefer. Refreshment Table Mrs. John Arthurs, Mrs. J. C. Porter, Miss O. Neeld, Miss E. Seaver. Flower Tables Mrs. P. Poindexter, Mrs. Andrews. Tickets Miss Martha A. Sterling. Invitations Mrs. Joseph F. Fmlth. This Is the anniversary day of the estab lishment of the Bethesda Home in Pittsburg. This afternoon a reception will be given at the home, S3 Col well street, and this will be followed in the evening by a mass meeting in the Smithfleld. Street M. E. Church, at which Bev. Dr. B. F. De Costa, of New York City, will deliver the address. The annual reports show the Bethesda Home to have been successful during its first year's opera tions beyond tbe most sanguine expecta tions. There have been during the year 73 inmates. Of this number 25 were placed in situations, 21 restored to their families, 12 sent to other Institutions, 9 left of their own accord and six remain In the house. Of the whole number there were only five apparently hopeless cases, a reason formuch encouragement when it is remembered how deplorable Is the class from which the in mates are drawn. Tbe matron has received many tender letters from parents and friends and from the reformed ones themselves, ex pressing great appreciation, and showing the work whioh the Home has been able to accomplish among a much neglected class. The Treasurer's report shows receipts to the amount of $7,000. Of this sum $6,000 has been placed In the property of the Home, a fine brick house on the corner of Colwell and Townsend streets. About $1,500 is needed to clear the property of all indebtedness. Tbe enthusiasm of the ladles regarding the proposed chapter of the Daughters of tbe Bevlutlon has been infectious and gentle men will now take a hand in tbe general search for historic ancestors. A chapter of tne sons oi tne American revolution 13 rapidly formulating, with Major Howard Morton as a bureau of information. All those having claims of patriotic grandpar ents, great-grandparents or great-gTeat-grandparents, receive a cordial welcome from the genial Major, especially If. docu mentary evidence substantiates the claims. If multitudinous attractions are a guaran tee the "Supplementary" to the May Fes tival will be a success. In addition to the long list of soloists, the chorus and the Beethoven'Club, the patronesses have de cided to have a minuet and a tambourine drill. The chorus will render three num bers and will meet for rehearsal next Tues day. The ladies practically completed all arrangements at a meeting held-yesterday in .the library parlors. A okxat many people were anxious to hear Miss Anna Kugler, M. D., a missionary of India, and soon to return, judging from the number that wandered last evening to Trinity Lutheran Church, Allegheny-where she was announced to speak. Miss Kugler, however, did not appear, having been un able to make train connections. The Janitor was constituted a reception committee, and iarnisnea uuonuation 10 tne puouc. Carhteoie Art Chamber will resound with music next Friday evening, when a. delight ful musicnle will be given by the G. E. C. King's J)aughters, for the benefit of the evangelistic work done in the West Penn Hospital by this circle. The programme is in the hands of Prot Wettaoh, and the fol lowing are among the performerst Miss Bertha Kadderly, Miss Bankert, Mls3 Hill Mr. John Bell, Mr. Strouse and others. Emahuel EriscorAn Cbubch bad anything but a social look at 8.30 last evening, though it had been announced that at time St. Barnabas Guild forNurses would meet there for sociability. The sanctuary was dark,, windows closed and doors locked. . Social Chatter. Tbe Cruikshank-Eccles wedding occurs this evening. Miss Beech, of the New York Bidinir Clnb. will assist at the opening of Schenley Park Biding Academy this evening. Edwako F. Geabiko, the well-known bari tone of Allegheny, will be married Thurs day, June , to Miss Tessie McCluskcy, of Mt. Washington. A oahdkv partv will be given on the lawn of Mrs. H. C. Stewart, Xevtlle street, Shady side, from 4 to 8 p.-x. to-day for the benent of the fresh-air fund. Sales will be made of fancy articles, ice-creain and cake. Mas. T. E. SroiTORaud family, of Dennis ton n cnue, departed to-day for their summer home, btorrtaway on Casco Bay, near Port land. Me. Mr. Sumner will loin them later kon and return with them in October. THE POLLUTED OHIO BIVER. An Official Investigation as to Its Drinking . Properties in Progress. rsrXCIAL.TXLCEAM 70 THE DISPATCH. East Livrarooi, Juno L The citizens of this place, as woll as other towns along tho Ohio, aro delighted that the State-has taken matters in hand, by ordering an investiga tion of the river water used by towns along the Ohio. Dr. Probst, of tho State Board of Health, is making an investigation person ally, and it is understood that up to this time his report will bo very unfavorable as to tbo use of Ohio river water for drinking purposes. . Dr. Probst is to report as to the best means of taking action to prevent tbe further pol lntlon ot tho water, but it is thought this cannot be done successfully without some intcr-Stute ngrcotnent. A Itotanlo Dudo. Ehnira Gazette. The orchid is the dude of botany pleasant to look upon, expensive to keep and of no earthly use whatever. 'CU1I0US CONDENSATIONS. The Korean alphabet is phonetic and can be learned in a day. The JFirst American-made illustration npuearedin Tally's almanac of Boston in 1KH. The first gloves so far as kflown weres made, of bysus, known otherwise as the "silk worm of the sea." In 1865 th.e United States had 667 ships on the now list, tho greatest and strongest fleet in its history. A local preacher of Pottstown, Pa., has boon living on one meal a day fon, 30 years and is in excellent health. L Sixteen men were required to lower the ooay ora.New lorn woman, who died re- recently, into the grave. She weighed CoO pounds. The Master Barbers' TJnion, of Louis ville, Ky., in order to drive out a non-union shop have established a free shop. It is, of course, overrun with "customers." Aggregating the national, State and county Indebtedness, the per capita In this country shows a decrease from $i6 S3 in 1380, to 820 46 in 1830, or more than One-half. The model husband was seen on a Detroit street car recently". He had a letter written by his wife stuck" in his hat band so as to have a sure thing on mailing it. There was not a lady in the car who did not catch on and smile approvingly. - They have a law in Boston that if a man loses money at gambling and does not make demand for it within three months anybody may seek to recover three times the amount so lost from tbe winner. A case Is on now based on this law. The other morning a Bound Brook, K. J., physician was taken with a violent fit of sneezing. In hig efforts to restrain tho convulsions he broke a rib on his right side. The accident is said to be as unusual as it is peculiar. Tbe sudden shock given by tho fracture frightened away the sneezing fit. An official weekly in" Germany calcu lates how an invalid worklngman can live for 300 days in tbe year from the $75 allowed him by the Old Age and Invalid Insurance Fund: First breakiast,1125 annually; second breakfast, $7 50; dinner, $18 75: afternoon coffee, $7 50; supper, $15; rent, $U 25; cloth ing, $ 75. It has been discovered that shale, a fine substance, with apparently no value, which is taken from ore mines, will make a better quality of brick than tho beat of Are clay. It Is thought that this new discovery will revolutionize the manufacture of brick. The shale is taken from tbe ore mines and dumped over the banks, and it was thought to be entirely worthless until this discovery was made. Cremation flourishes in Japan. Tokio has six crematories, in which the bodies of at least one-third of tbe dead are burned. In 1881, 11,023 ot the 34,137 persons who died were cremated, and since burial in the city was forbidden tbe number has been in. creased. According-to the style of crema tion the price Is $3 75, $2, or JL Sixty-six pounds or wood, which costs approximately three hours. TJiere Is a story of a Squid boat which fouled a submarine cable in Kew York waters and towed a goodly length of it to New Haven. There the piece of cable was cleared away, colled down on tbe dock, and subse quently sold by the steamboat company to another corporation whose business it is to maintain electrical communication between places. That corporation put tbe cable into service; and (so the story goes) is using it at the present time. v Passengers on a steamer to Kingston, IT. Y., recently witnessed a novel siaht. When the boat wasnearing the lighthquse it ran under a bridge of wild geese. The birds were about 50 feet from the river sur face at the highest point and as they flew they formed an arch extending from the lighthouse to the east Shore. Thi3 semi circle was maintained until the steamer had passed underneath ana beyond the flock, which numbered about 300 birds. It is reported that the observers at Mount Hamilton have lately kept a sharp eye turned upon the shadow of one of the moons of Jupiter. The shadow seemed double, indicating that the tiny moon which cast it is also double. Since the first hint of the discovery many observations have been made through tbe Lick glass, all tending to confirm thn original impression, to wit: That this particular satellite of the greatest of planets is double a dot of a moon revolving around the main moon. In Mexico is situated the most mag nificently constructed railroad in the world. This IS the Mexican Gulf road, where the ties are made out of the finest mahogany and the bridges built of marble. The waste seems criminal, but the builders are actuated by motives of economy, as they And the mahogany and marble along tho trackslde. The road has not, really post much to construct, bnt if the materials were appraised at standard prices, the total would mount up into millions. A search light for railway purposes was tested recently by the electrician of tha JTew Jersey Central Bailroad. One Hunt ington light of 3,200 candle power was mounted on the switch signal bridge 20 feet above the track. As a result, the bricks could be counted in a station building one third of a mile away; when turned on tho track the ties could be counted to the same station. Colors were plainlr distinguished at a half-mile distance. At LS0O feet It would enable on engineer to tell the position of switches. The reflector was shaped like those of locomotive, headlights, silver plated and highly burnished. The Japanese author does not writa books. He 'palnta hem. As soon as ho reaches the indispensable minimum of ideas, he shuts himself in his study, brightened sllghlybyasoftlight from a four-cornered white paper lantern. He has before him a Sollshed table, one foot high, on which ho as his Idyllic writing materials. The paper is of an agreeable yellow, and is marked with perpendicular and horizontal blue lines. His ink is held in a rich ebony plate, elabor ately carved, and with a depression in which, the black tablets are rubbed to nothing. The plate carries also five bamboo brushes, which serve as pens. With the aid of these imple ments the novel is "painted." 1 An electrical novelty is a direct-acting electric elevator. The motor is suspended beneath the car, and equivalent to 3 horse power, while the movements of the car are controlled by switches. The motor is connected with a system of gear wheels, and they grip the ropes on each side, and tha car moves up and down onjywhen themotor is in motion. Should an accident happen to the machinery, the gear wheels are auto matically locked, and the car stops. In case of such an accident happening while the ele vator is between the floors, the elevator boy may attach a crank to the gear that extends inside of the car and it can De -wound up or down until a point is reached where tho passengers may alight without difficulty. 0 JUNE JOLLITY. "And what is the trouble?" inquired tho young wife of tbe physician. "Well. I don't think the case. Is really bad enough for a' season at the seashore. IJthluk a cure may be effected by the Judicious application of a nice sum mer hat." tiiegenae jsiamcr. Polite "Waitress Tea, doctor? Doctor Ko. coffee, if you please. Waitress Boast beef, doctor? Doctor If you please. Waitress Corn, doctor? Doctor (indignantly) Ko, madam, I am a dent. 1st. Drakfa Hagatine. Susie Oh! mamma, I'll never disobey yon iigaln. 31-imma Why. Susie, what bare you done? Susie Well, I drank my milk at lunch and then ! ale a pickle ; and the milk said to the pickle, "Get ' out." and the milk said "I won't." and they are- " luiTlng an awfnl time!-Rochester Talimwm. A Breach of Promise. Love letters, Cupid's letters. Foolish yonth tbe tale Is told." ' Jilted! fury! Judge and Jury! Letters worth their weight In gold. Ptmghkupslc Evening Enterprise. En fiint Terrible (intently watching Mrs. Scareall, a newly arrlred guest, who Is unpacking her trunk) Well, I don't see as you've brought any ropo at all. "". Mrs. Bcareatt-Any rope, my dear? Did you; want me to bring a rope? Enfant Terrible Yes. I've been standing here all this while to see the horrible thing that Aunt Jane told mamma you'd be sure to bring In the clothes Unc.-ZSoy-r' Bazar. A gentleman heard a young visitor in his huoso ask his own son, aged : - Which would yutirnther he a walklnr police man or a mouritcd policeman?" - . "A mounted policeman, of course,'l,.s3idlai boy. ,Jl3SL. Why!" asked the other. kKB5" '"Cause, If the roblxrj came I could getwif quicker!"-Exchaiigc. i--a fcSV-J .