ffifflkfWl KaasK3Ess 'KSSgg ; SECOND PflR '" TH FLDWERSANp MUSIC Surviving Soldiers Vill Pay Tribute to Their Dead Comrades. OBIGIN OF THE CEEEMOM. How the Grand Army of the Republic Was Put on Foot VARIED PROGRAMME TOR TO-DAY.- Interesting Exercises at the Cemeteries in the Two Cities. ORDERS FROM COMMANDING OFFICERS Pittsburg will to-day fittingly celebrate one of the greatest American holidays. Although each recurring Memorial Day sees a thinning out of the ranks of veterans there are still enough left to pay a tribute of flowers and music to the nation's heroio dead. All over the two cities business men and manufacturers will do their part in ap propriately celebrating the day by closing their establishments at noon. Business will be generally suspended. The Diamond Market will close at 11:30 A. si. and the Al legheny Market at 10:30. Memorial Day was institnedby the Grand Army of the Jtepublicand has been per petuated by it. At the close of the war many organizations were formed. Among them were the Third Army Corps Union, the Society oftheArnvyof the Tennessee, the Society of the Army of the Cumberland, the Society of the Army of the Ohio, the Society of the Army of Georgia, the United States Veteran Signal Corps Association, the Society of the Army of the James, the Society of the Army of the Potomac, the Society of the Army and Navy of the Gulf, the Society of the Army of AVest Virginia, and the Mili tary Order of the Loyal Legion. All these liad for their object the perpetuation of the ties formed during the war and the mutual benefit of the members. Organization of the First Post. The greatest and most popular of all these army organizations was the Grand Army of the Republic, the first post of which was organized at Decatur, I1L, April 6, 18G6. It is a secret order, but the principles of its organization are well known. Its objects are "the preservation of those kind and fra ternal feelings which have bound together, n ith Etrong cords of love and affection, the comrades in arms of many battles, sieges and marches; to make thee ties available in forks and results of kindness, of favor and ziutual aid to those in need of assistance; to make provision,where it isnot already done, for the support, care and education of sol diers' orphans and for the maintenance of the -widows of deceased soldiers; for the pro tection and assistance of disabled soldiers, whether disabled by wounds, sickness, old are or misfortune and for the establish ment and defense of the late soldiery -of the Tatted States, morally, socially and poliU I luuiit, iiu u icn iu muuiuam u proper appreciation of their services to their conn-, try, and to a recognition of such services arid claims by American people. The growth of the order was not rapid at the first, owing to the prejudice excited by the charge brought against it, that its chief object was to secure the political advance ment of its members, and that it was chiefly a secret political society. It was years be fore this prejudice was conquered. There n as, probably, some ground for the charge tliat was made, since, in the excited condi tion of political affairs, members of the Grand Army werenot always careful to ob serve the distinction between their posts and the clubs of Boys in Blue which were admittedly political organizations, and w hen posts of the G. A 11. attended political meetings i earing their caps and badges, or aided in sending delegates to conventions in behalf ot some favored friend or comrade, the public was hardly to be blamed for be lieving that the order had deoided partisan proclivities. Then there were instances in which posts went further than this, and directly presented names for nomination for offices, with the threat implied, if not uttered, that failure to so nominate would drive them into the ranks of the opposition. IIow Internal Dissensions Arose. As was natural, such action soon created internal dissensions in the struggle for con trol and advantage, and this was skilfully fomented from without by those whose per sonal interests were jeopardized by the ad verse action of these posts. Action of this kind was mainly local and confined only to a small area, but the order at large was field responsible, and the public distrust of poli tical methods by a secret society grew so strong that it became an extremely difficult matter to establish posts in new fields, and in many localities charters were surrendered or posts became defunct without attending to tnatiormaiity. During this period other causes were also in operation which came near causing the total disruption of the order, but in Janu ary, 1868, the National Encampment de clared that while it was the purpose of the Grand Army "to secure the rights of the de fenders of their country by all moral, social and political means within our control," yet "this association does not design to make nominations for office, or to use its in fluence as a select organization for partisan purposes." A year -later the following article was added to the rules and regula tions: "No officer or comrade of the Grand Armv.of the Eepublic shall in any manner use this organization for partisan purposes, and no discussion of partisan questions shall be permitted at any of its meet ins;'!, nor shall any nominations for political office be made." This has continued to be the law of the Grand Army, and when once the public was made to understand that this rule of the order had been adopted in good faith, the organization rapidly increased in numbers, and became a powerful influence for good and a grand conservator of peace. It is worthy of note that once the Grand Army was taken out of the field of party politics, its influence upon political and semi-political action became at once greater than otherwise it could possibly have been. Its record is a noble one. It numbers in the'membership of its various posts nearly, if not quite, a majority of liv ing icteraiis. and its membership is to-day greater than ever before. It has used its influence to secure legislation for the care and education of orphans of dead comirdes, for increased pensions for widows and or phans and dependent parents, and for homes For homeless veterans. "IVork for Increased Pensions. It has successfully urged an increase of pensions for the disabled to help them in their advancing years and increasing infirm ities, and has removed from the nation the disgraceof permitting men who saved its life to die and be buried as paupers in the land thev had by their braverv anu seli-sac-rifiechelped to save But not uionc h.ivc these veterans sought State and national aid for the unfortunate, but they were mind ful of their own obligations to their suffer ing comrades. ae order has long outgrown the misuuces oi its miancy. with a mem- bership drawn only from tho limited nnnv J ber who wore the uniform of this country in the days of its great peril, the growth of the order has for the last four years been phenomenal, but the death rate will be an ever increasing one, and in comparativelv a few years the last veteran will sleep his long silent sleep. Memorial Day cannot be disassociated from the Grand Army. It is a national day indeed, but it is peculiarly sacred to the members of the Grand Army of the Eepublic, both living and dead. "Who first proposed Memorial Day is not now known. Early in May, 1868, Adjutant General Chipman of the National Encamp ment, received a letter from some comrade then living, but whose name passed from his memory as -time passed, in which the writer referred to sthe fact that he had served as a private soldier in the TJnion army; that in his native country, Germany, it was the custom of the people to assemble in the springtime and scatter flowers on the graves of the dead, and suggested that the Grand Army of the Bepublic inaugurate such an observance in memory of the TJnion dead. General Chipman regarded the sugges tion as most opportune, and at once made a rough draft of a general order covering the subject, and laid it, with the letter referred to, before General Logan, who warmly ap proved it, and adding a few paragraphs to it, designated the 30th of May for tn pur pose of "strewing with flowers the .graves of comrades who had died in defence of their country during the late Rebellion and whose bodies now lie in almost every city, village and hamlet churchyard in theland." First General Observance of the Day. The observance was very general that vear, though there were many who at nrst aoubted the wisdom of its institution, claiming that it would unnecessarily keep alive memories of the war, and foster ani mosities which should be buried in oblivion. Still others objected to the expense, insist ing that the money far music and flowers could be more wisely spent on the living. There have always been those who inquire "to what purpose this waste," and urge the selling of the alabaster box of precious oint ment, on the plea of giving money to the poor. The Grand Army has nobly answered the latter objection, by con stantly increasing its benefactions to the poor, while as to the first objec tion, it answered itself. It will be a sad day for the country when the glorious memories of the war for the union are suffered to be come dim. It is natuiallya matter, of re gret that the name of the comrade who first suggested Memorial Day cannot now be recalled. During the war there had indeed been instances of decorating soldiers' graves with flowers, and earlier than the date of General Logan's order a "Decoration Day" had been quite generally observed by ex Confederates in the Southern States. Gen eral John B. Murray, then a resident of "Waterloo, N. 1'., on Sunday, May 27, I860, marshaled a number of ex-soldiers in that villace, who decorated the craves of their dead comrades with appropriate ceremonies, and General Murray claimed during his life that he had spoken of this to General Logan at one of the army reunions. It is also a matter of history that several posts in Cincinnati, upon the suggestion of T. C. Campbell, afterward Quartermaster General, paraded in 1867 for the purpose of decorating the graves of their dead com rades. General Chipman, however, dis tinctly remembers the incident of the letter above alluded to as resulting directly in the issue of the general order instituting a me morial day. The fitness of the institution was at once reoognized, and it may be called the one holiday which has not suffered perversion from its original purpose. In no less than 14 of the Northern States has the holiday been recognized bylaw, and everywhere custom and patriotism has hallowed it. It is a misnomer to call it "Decoration -Day." Its observance brings again to mind -the story of valor and patriotism, and service and sacrifice of life which brave men laid on the altar of devotion to country. The Grand Army has been termed "the representative organization of the soldiers and sailors of America, the one great assor ciation which includes the veterans of every army and all ranks; the men who followed the Hag upon the land and who fought be neath its lolds upon the sea; men of every nationality, color and creed; the officers who wore the well-won stars of a general, .and the private, whose only badge of distinction was in patriotic and faithful service in the ranks, all upon the common level of com rades of the flag," and Memorial Day is the choicest in the calendar of this organization, a day of sweet remembrance, dear to every loyal heart. HONORING THE HEROES. Extensive Programmes Arranged for the Vartong Cemeteries School Children and Sons of Veterans to Assist the Old Soldiers at the Graves. Today's programme has been carefully prepared, and, the weather permitting, will be carried out in fulL The principal cere monies of the day will be at the Grand Army lot, Allegheny Cemetery. The pro gramme there will be in charge of Posts 3, 41, 137, 206, 230 and 259, assisted by the schoolchildren of the Twelfth, Fifteenth and Seventeenth wards. The programme will be rendered as follows: Dirge By Post 3 Band Song, "America". ...Post 3, G. A. E. Choir, Assisted by School Children Soprano, Mrs. J. Sharp McDonald. Alto, Mrs. J. H. Harrison. Tenor, G. M. Alexander. Bass, Edw. D. Fuller. Tenor, G. H. Brown. Organist, "Will McComsey. Beading of Orders Adjutant General W. H. Lambert "Renting To-Xight" Choir Commander's Address John S. Lambie. Post 3. G. AR Prayer Chaplain Rev. J. McD. Hervey Original Poen Key. A. X. Whitmarsh Oration Comrade M. B. Kiddle, Post 259 Sonf, "Cover Them Over With Flow ers" By School Children "Com? With Thy Smile" Choir Forn.al placing of flowers: L Violets . .Comrade B. X. Sphon, Post 230 2. Daisies Comrade V. T. Barks, Post 200 3. Geraniums. ... Comrade A.K. Oates, Postal 4. "White llo wers..Comrade E. H. Brady,Post3 "Sleeping, Only Sleeping." Choir Song By School Children Saluting the Dead Firing Squad Post 41 Song, "sleep, Comrades, Sleep" By School Children Doxology. Benediction. Decoration of graves, strewing and plant ing flowers. Firing of minute gnns by the United States Troops, as the column passes the Allegheny Arsenal. Programme for Oakland Cemetery. At the Oakland Cemetery Post 157 wiU have charge, assisted by tne "Washington Infantry, Sons of Veterans Camp 162, a de tail of Battery B, and the children of the Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth, Eleventh, Thirteenth and Fourteenth ward schools. The following is the programme: Dirge- The E. A. Montooth Band "Sleep, Comrades, Sleep and Best" ....................Post 157 Quartet Soprano, Miss Carrie Tenant; alto. Miss Annie Orr; tenor, X. S. Bees; bass, John Braun; organist, Miss Helena Erskine. Reading orders Adjutant X S. Bees Chorus By Children of Schools Prayer .-. Kev. a E. Locko "solt They Slumber" Quartet Commander's address..ILL.Hoburg. Post 157 "Strew Blossoms O'er Their Graves-Quartet Oration.. Key. a E. Locke Dirge..... . Band Placing flowers and quartet "Cover Them Oyer With Beautiful Flow ers," LYiolets W. J. Patterson. II. Daisies .B. ColL IIL Geraniums H. H. Bengough. IV. White flowers. S. T. Turner. Chorus By School Children Bei.ediction ...Rev. C. E. Locko Saluting the dean Firing squad of Post 157, Washington Infantry and Battery B, X. G. P. Southsido and Allegheny. t Post 131 will have charse of the exercises on the Southside. The principal services will be at the old Methodist Cemetery, and the address of the day will be delivered bv E PITTSBURG DISPATCH. Post Commander A. G. Frank. Prof. Bos ser and a selected choir will- sing, and the Select Knights. Conlet Band will render the instrumental music. After the placing of flowers Frank L Grosser, Esq., will deliver an oration. At the other cemeteries the following comrades have been detailed to take charge of the decoration of graves: Southside and St. Joseph's, John C. Slas; St. Michael's and St. Peter's, Fred Langen- bacher; St. Jfaul's, J. J. McDonald; Zim merman's, J. P. "Wilhelm; Concord, Isaac Amber; St. "Wendel's and Outer St. Paul's, "William BeisneranJO. Shawen. Before taking the cars for Allegheny Cemetery, Hays Post No. 3, will make a short street parade with their, escort, bat tery B, who will appear in their new uni form. The post will leave its headquarters, No. 78 Fourth avenue, at 8 o'clock sharp, and go over the following route: Fourth avenue to "Wood, to Fifth avenue, to Grant, to Sixth avenue, to "Wood, to Liberty, where they they will take the special train for the cemetery. They will be headed by their own band, which will appear for the first time on this occasion. The post will be un der the command of Senior vice Comman der F. C. Negley, with J. B. Eaton as Adju tant. The ceremonies in Allegheny will be con ducted by Posts 88, 128 and 162, with Camps 2 and 33, Sons of Veterans. The programme is as follows: Services at Hampton Monument, Dlrgo TJ. M. A. Band Beading of orders from national head quarters J. S. Xichol, 162 Prayer B. a MiUer, 1G2 Reading of ritual Jas. P. Stewart, S3 Violets Jas. E. Hutchinson, S3 Geraniums Thos. D. Holmes, 123 White flowers A B. McKenzie, 1(3 Post 162 will proceed to Troy liui ana neighboring cemeteries, and decorate tho graves of comrades. Post S3 and 123 will proceed to TJnlondalo and Bellovue Cemeteries, where the follow ing services will be observed: At TJnlondale. Music, "Still Eemembered"....Post 128 Choir Beading General Order Xo. 11, of May 5, 1863, issued by Commander in Chief John A. LoRan,designatingMay80as Memorial Day; and General Order of Department Com mander George Boyer, under date of May 9, ordering posts to observe the occasion, by Adjutant General. John S. Xichol Charge H. O. C. Oehmler, Post 88 Music, "Under the Laurel and Eose" Post 123 Choir Prayer Bey. W. E. Donaldson Dirge Grand Army Band In the Xame of Post 83. Comrade Eobort Harper In the Xamo of Post 123. Comrade AC. McConnell In tho Xame of Post 162 Comrade Thomas Irwin Decoration Hvmn Post 128 Choir Oration Rev. J. 1L MillerJ Music Grand Army Band "America".. Choir and Assemblage Brief services will also be held at the Soldiers' Monument and the statue of Com rade Thomas A. Armstrong. Outlook for the Day at Sewlclcley. At Sewickley the services will be in charge of Posts 3 and 88 and Camp 33, Sons of Veterans. The following is the pro gramme: 1. Dirgo Post 3 Band 2. Singing "Tho Are Gone Down the.... Vafley' Post 3 G. A E. Choir Soprano, Mrs. J. Sharp McDonald. Alto, Miss Madge Irwin. Tenor, Mr. K. J. Cunningham. Basso, Mr. John Irwin, Jr. 8. Beading Orders Adjt. General W. IL Lambert, Post 3 4. Address Commander John S. Lambie 5. Prayer . Chaplain C Formal Placing of Flowers: Tart I Violets, Comrade W. H. Lockart, Post 88. Fart II Daisies, Comrade J. F. Schroeder, Jr., Post 3, Part III Geraniums, Comrade Samuel Moore, Post 3". Part IV White Flowers. Comrade John A. Shook, Post 88. 7. Singing "Tenting To-Night" Choir 8. Memorial Address. Comrade Lee S. Smith, Post 8 D. Singing "Cover Them O'er With . Flo.wers'.:...,....L.- CA. K. Cnoir 10. Decoration of aU soldiersgravcs..G. A.S Gen. Alex. Hays Post Xo. 3, Pittsburg, F. C. Xegley, S. V., Jos. B. Eaton, Commander. Act. Adjt. Abe Patterson Post Xo. 88, Allegheny, Samuel Scott, Sidney Brand, Commander. . Adjutant. John L Xevin Camp No. S3, Emll Rebele, Captain. Benediction. "Supper wlU be served the visiting comrades by a committee of ladles at the Opera House, after services at the cemetery. C0MEADE VEAZEY'S NOTICE. The Message of Bright Spring Days to the Old "Warriors' Breasts. The following is the command sent out by Commander in Chief "W. G. Veazeyi Comrades Again tho warm spring sun re minds us that Memorial Day, with its time honored observance, is near at hand. Eegu lations are so explicit upon this subject that no formal order urging this sacred duty upon tho posts is necessary. For the twenty third time, since May 30 was designated for this purpose by Comrade Logan, then com mander in chief, it is our privilege to render special homage to tho memory of our com rades who answer to roll call on earth no more, to pledge ourselves anew in united and solemn chorus to the great principles for Which they died, and for the perpetua tion of which this mighty order is now maintained. Let no grave "be unvisited, no gravo forgotten, and as our children and children's children shall ask, "What mean ve by this service V' let us point them to the sacrifices of our com rades whom death has nfustered out forever, and whose devotion to dutymado possible this golden era of our nation, which to-day, under one flag, is marching onto its glorious destiny; a future assured to this and the coming generations by tho conflicts and victories of the period which this day re calls and signalizes. Standing by these sa cred mounds let us urge that never, while tho flowers shall wako to life; while there leased waters shall course from the moun tains to the sea; while the emancipated earth shall with each retorning wave its banners of green; shall these memorial serv ices be unperformed or tho achievements they celebrate be forgotten. Let the day be in no manner diverted from its true pur pose, but let It be made to teach to tho fnll est extent its great lesson of patriotism. By command of W. G. Veazbt, Commander in Chief. OEDEBS OF THE BAT. Commander XAmble Has Something to Say to the Comrades "Who Participate. The commander of the day yesterday sent out the following order: . HEADQUAETEE3 MEMOEIAL DAT EXERCISES, ( Feidat, May 29. J First G. A E. posts will report at TJnion station at 8:30 a. m. sharp on Saturday, 30th, Instead of at Wood and Liberty streets, em barking at Union station for the Allegheny Cemetery. Second After the planting of flowers all debris, such as flower pots, etc., must be re moved from the cemetery. Comrudce are requested to aid the committee In this wort. Third It lias been called to the attention of the commander of the day that a rule of tho corporation of the cemetery forbids the bringing of lunches and meals upon the grounds, and the rule must bo strictly en forced. The Commander has promLed a faithful observance of this and aU other rules and regulations of the Cemetery Com pany. Ho therefore calls upon the comrades of the various posts to redeem the promise he has made in their behalf and T)y respect ful deportment to set an example to all visitors to the cemetery, W. H. Lambert, Johs S. LAKBra, A A. G. Commander. The Officials Will Tatte a Best. Business about City Hall will be sus pended to-day except in the Bureau" of Health and Inspector McAleese's offices. AH the officials will take advantage oi the holiday except Chief Brown and the Mayor, who will probably spend at least part of the day in their offices. " V Io Organ Becltal To-Day. To-day being a legal holiday there will be no organ recital at Carnegie Hall this afternoon. On holidays the entire library buildine is closed, all the attaches are absent and the hall is not. open under the rule that affects the building. ,BHX NYE writes for. the Sunday issue of mis JOisrATCtti The funniest man in the world- PITTSBURG; SATUHDAT, MAT 30, 1891. EUMOK ASS PATHOS. Famous Generals Tell of the Funni est and Saddest Incidents DURING THE GREAT REBELLION. Union and Confederate leaders Speak of Their Joys and Sorrows. SOME YERY INTERESTING ANECDOTES CWMTTES TOR THE DISPATCn.l For years past ever since the close of the war, in fact I have asked every great gen eral of both the Northern and Southern armies whom I have met to jot down for me in his own words what he considered the 'funniest and also the saddest incident that had come under his notice arising from our great conflict. This request was kindly complied ,with, and it was thus that the ap pended symposium was obtained, the last of the contributions composing it haying been received from General Sherman only a few months before his death. Doubtless some of thes'eSuiecdotes may have been related by their present narrators to other corre spondents prior to their publication here and so may have been previously published, but so far as I know this is their first ap pearance in print, as it most certainly is in their present attractive form over the signa tures of the distinguished gentlemen now telling them. General Grant's Contribution. HIS SADDEST. It was in afield hospital within whose canvas walls many of our brave boys lay wounded and dying. Among them were two comrades who were more nearly like Damon and Pythias than any other two men I ever knew in real life. They had been born and bred in the same town, had enlisted at the sane time, and had never been separated for a moment since they first donned Uncle Sam's blue uniform. I am sure that either would have gladly laid down his life for the other. They had both been slightly wounded before, the one hay ing received a bayonet thrust in the left arm, and the other having had the index and middle fingers of his right hand shot away. Now, as they lay side by side, however, their injuries were of a much more serious character. The surgeon looked very grave as he turned from one to the other, and the. gravity of his expression deepened as he concluded his second examination. Then as was his custom for he held it a physician's duty to always inform a patient of the true state of his case be told them plainly, but not without feeling, that they both had but a very ' few minutes to live. "All right," said one faintly but firmly, "we will die together as I always hoped we would." "I want to go if Tom goes' murmered the other. "Give me your hand, dear old boy," he continued, and he reached out his left hand toward his comrade. The dying man grasped the extended hand, but finding it whole and unmanned he cast it from him saying "No, no! not that hand! I want the one that was partly shot away on the battlefield." Bis comrade extended his wounded hand, and Tom, his eyes fast glazing in death, clasped it and felt for the stumps of the missing fingers. ' "This is the hand I want," he exclaimed, and raising it to his lips bis .spirit passed without a struggle. His friend, by as great exertion, raised hishead and looked at his comrade. Seeing that he was no more he uttered a loud cry, and the two friends were reunited. HIS riTNNIEST. There is no better, more fearless or more loyal soldier than old Jack Dubbin, but he had one fault, and that was an overweening fondness for the whisky bottle, or rather for its contents. He had a boon companion whose real name I never knew, but every one called him "Uncle Si. "While in camp old Jack was taken ill of v. fever and, de spite the unremitting -attentions of Undo Si, died. The corpse developed an unusual rigidity, after death, and a strange ten dency to fly up into a sitting posture Ac cordingly on the night before its burial it was stretched out at full length upon a board resting upon two wooden trestles, with its head and feet tied down by ropes. Old TJncle Si insisted upon watching the remains of his dead friend. Shortly after midnight he became very thirsty, and stepped ont to a neighboring sutler's to pro cure a drink. During his somewhat pro tracted absence two large cats found their way to the tent containing the remains of old Jack, and when TJncle Si returned he was naturally indignant at seeing these felines sitting on the "corpse one at the head; the other at the feet Seizing a billet of wood from the ground he aimed a powerful blow with it at the pussy sitting near the head. It missed its mark and struck and severed the rope hold ing down the head of the corpse1, which im mediately flew into a sitting posture. Seiz ing the dead man by the shoulders and forc ing him back into a recumbent position, TJncle Si exclaimed in a,n aggrieved tone: "Darn ye, old man, lie down and keep quiet. I'll attend to the cats." TJ. S. Gkant. General Lee's Offering. HIS MOST PATHETIC. Many of the most beautiful and pathetic incidents of the war occurred after it was all over. At a hotel in "Washington in 1868 a gentleman whose face I could not remem ber exactly, though it seemed strangely familiar, introduced himself and asked per mission, to present me to his mother, a singularly beautiful old lady of queenly and dignifiedbearing, to whom he saia, "Mother, let me present to you General B. E. Lee, of tho late uomeaerate Army, whose saber thrust gave me this scar on my right cheek end who bears the mark of a wound I gave him." The beautiful Old lady threw her arms around my neck and wept on my shoulder. In that tender embrace and the fervent clasp of the Federal officer's hand and mine we buried the animosities of the war forever. HIS MOST HUMOBOT8. One of the most devoted adherents the Southern cause ever had was Colonel M . No matter how thick and black disaster lowered upon our arms, the Colonel never saw anything but bngntest nope and abso lute surety of success in, the near future. In fact, he might not inappropriately have been styled the Caleb Balderstone of the Confederate army, for just as the original Caleb was always representing his master as being in the most affluent and prosperous circumstances, and inventing the most in genious lies to make it appear so,the Colonel constantly represented the resources of the boutnern people to ue limitless in the same clever fashion. At length, when defeat staled us plainly in the face, and my surrender to General Grant was inevitable, a young officer deli cately hinted to the Colonel that his confidence in the ultimate success of iotfr arms, which was still as boastful'as ever, was perhaps a trifle overweening. ' The Colonel looked at him a moment with an expression in which contempt, anger horror and musement struggled for the mastery.' Then with hands uplifted, hair standing on end and eyes flashing' fire, he roared out at the discomfited lieutenant in the voice of a stentor: "Dam up Niagara Falls with tissue paper, bottle up the At lantic Ocean in a whisky flask, paste 'to let' on the sun and moon, catch a flash of light ning between your thumb and finger, build a worm fence around a winter supply of summer weather, harness a thunderbolt to' a sulky, waft all the clouds out of the sky with a lady's fan. saddle and ride a hum- XcanV fasten ai disX -x:lontto the toil of flj comet, pack up all the stars in a beer keg, knock a tornado out of time with, your fist, put hades to cool in a spring house, put the sky in your pocket, unbuckle the belly band of eternity, but never, never allow vourself to fancy for a moment that the North can ever whip the great Southern Confederacy." IUE. Lee. TVhat General Sherman Saw. HIS SADDEST INCIDnira. One of the most magnificent specimens of manhood I ever saw was a soldier who was constantly laughing at the poor fellows who became fatigued after long marches, who sank under seemingly trifling wounds. His courage, health and strength seemed in vincible. .One day a heavy projectile from the enemy's cannon what we call a spent ball came rolling along. Ifee temptation to put out one's foot to stop such a ball was almost irresistible. The soldier I have mentioned yielded to it. "With a merry smila he put out his leg and in an instant his foot was cut off and he sank to the ground a maimed, shattered cripple for life, weeping like a child at his awful misfortune. HIS FUNNIEST. I think the funniest incidents I observed during the Civil "War were some of those that occurred among the colored people during the march to the sea from Atlanta. Many of the negroes hailed the coming of the Yankees, winging the freedom of the colored people with them, as a certain in dication of the immediate approach of the Judgment Day and the end of the world. Consequently there was great religious ex citement among the darkies, and by many of their preachers "protracted" or ''re vival" meetings were held. The incidents that occurred at some of these seances beg gar description. I remember on one occa sion the preacher tried his utmost to induce one big buck negro to come to the "mourners' bench," but without avail. At length, losing all patience, he exclaimed: "By de holy apostles de word ob de Lohd shall done smite dat man!" and suiting the action to the word he felled the buck sense less to the ground by a tremendous blow on the head delivered with a ponderous vol ume of the Scriptures. William T. Shebman, Joe Johnston's Tarns. HIS MOST TOUCHING. Perhaps the most touching incident aris ing in connection with the war that I can now recall came to my notice on a railway train which also bore as a passenger the very pretty young wife of a brave young soldier, who by daring bravery had secured promo tion from the ranks ta a Confederate cap taincy. The wife was a Pennsylvania girl whom he had met while visiting in the North and whom he had married and taken to his Southern home just before the break ing out of the war. He was one of the first to enlist in the Confederate army, and in or der to devote himself-Wholly to the cause he sent his wife, at the first boomtof the guns at Fort Sumter, back to her parents in Pennsylvania to remain till the great strug gle was ended. Now in 1866, after a five years' separation, she was on her way South to rejoin her husband and place in his arms their 4-year-old daughter, whom he had never seen. It was not long before all the passengers in our car knew the romantic story of the pretty little woman and her beautiful child, and there was not a man among us who did not feel a tender, protecting inter est in both. There never was a woman whose heart was more full of love and joy. She could do nothing but talk of the captain and wonder if he had changed so that' she couldn't recognize him, or if he 'wouldn't be able to recognize her. Then shewould fall to wondering if he Would know his little daughter by her resemblance to himself if he met her in the street, which, as he had never set eyes on her, seemed scarcely probable. Throughout that long day's ride we all entered most heartily into the dear little woman's hopes, fears, doubts and ioys, and shared them to such an extent that we were quite as anxious to see the Captain as she was. "We reached our journey'B end", and before the train had fairly stopped a tall, elegant ly proportioned, handsome fellow of 27 came bounding into our car. The little woman gave such' a scream of joy as I shall never forget, and in less time than I can tell it was standing" in the car aisle clasped in the young soldier's manly arms, and tears of joy unutterable coursed down two beautiful young faces as their lips met. For my own part my own eyes were so full of blinding moisture that I could see noth ing when the proud and happy young wife and mother led her husband ior the first time to the place where their little child lay sleeping. - - HIS MOST TjAUOHABLB. In one of the early battles of the war, in the hottest part of the action, I felt my coat tails pulled by a young fellow whom I recognized as having been engaged in a to bacco factory prior to his enlistment. ""Why are you not fighting in your place?". I asked angrily. ""Well, I just wanted to tell you that if you don t mind 1 think 1 11 take my time off to-day." Joseph -E. Johnston. Two Good Ones From Sheridan. A TEAS DRAWEE. Two soldiers of the opposing armies en gaged in a hand-to-hand struggle during a charge amid smoke so thick that their faces Vere unrecognizable. Each received and inflicted a mortal wound. The smoke cleared, and each recognized his brother. "Tom!" "HarryF p"a3sed like -pistol shots, and they fell forward and died in each other s arms. A LAUGH MAKES. Once in camp, myself and some of my brother officers fell desperately in love with a female voice we used to hear singing at night. It was simply angelic, and resolved to see the singer, we followed its sound through thickets and ravines till we came to a lonely cabin whence the singing proceeded. Creeping up to the window I peered in and beheld a fat, greasy, middle-aged negress, barefooted and clad in a single garment of dirty calico, browning coffee with a long iron spoon, while she gave vent to the sweet est notes I have ever heard. In my sur prise I staggered forward with a noise that attracted her attention. Grasping her coffee skillet and waving it around her head, she bawled out: "G'way from dah, white man. Ef yo' don't, I'll frow dis yeah fryin' pan rignt at yo" head." if. n. hhebidan. "What Saddened and Pleased Porter. HIS SADDEST. At the deathbed of my friend, Colonel H., I witnessed what I think was at once the most touching and dramatic incident of the war. It was some years after the great con flict, and the Colonel had long employed as his children's eoverness a young Southern girl of great beauty and refinement. As I stood with his wife by his dying bed he called this girl to him, told her how he had killed her father a Confederate captain in a hand-to-hand fight, having recognized her by her resemblance to her parent and by his miniature, which she wore about her neck, and asked her forgiveness. "I have nothing to forgive," she answered. "You only did your duty, and if you de prived me of my father you have filled his place." "With one last supreme effort the Colonel placed her hand in that of his wife, whis pered "Oux daughter," and was dead. HIS FUNNIEST. I once asked a friend who had fought alL through the war if he had ever killed a man that he -nositivelv knew of. "Yes." I said he remorsefully, "one. At Bull Bun I ran ai tne nrst are. A reDei cnasea me ior ton Tnilaa .ml .nn ! nn ....lianafwl tnnt lis wu muvn. cut no. WCU DU AUOUa.VU -w uv UlropDed dead." DAVID D.J?Onw A-FULL COKE SUPPLY Will Sow Enable Many Furnaces to Eesmne Actiy6 Operations. EFFECTS OF THE 6EEAT STEHE. A Review of the Late Trouble Brings Out Interesting Points. TA1LET FURNACES TO START ON MOOT AT A most thorough review of the induitrial situation" in and about this city reveals many important changes as having taken place in the status of affairs during the past ten days", chiefest among which is the final termination of the long-prevailing Connells ville coke strike. The full resumption of work throughout the entire coke regions, which will be cons'equent upon the ending of this great strike, it is expected, will en able the many foundries and blast furnaces now out of blast, owing to the lack oLcoke fuel, to resume operations, and among These are included the furnaces in the Mahoning and Shenango "Valleys. The occurrence of this latter, which Is offi cially announced to take place on June lr will undoubtedly greatly surprise- the trade and have an important effect on the making and. probable future of the local iron and steel markets. Notwithstanding the firm declarations of the strikers' repre sentatives at last week's convention at Scottdale to carry on the strike for another six weeks, a very abrupt end of the strike was witnessed. "Withheld From tho "Workers. The fact that the men had lost the strike for some weeks was well known to all the leaders, bnt withheld 'from the knowledge of the strikers for divers reasons. It was only when the convention refused to recog nize in the'proceedings fellow workmen for being guilty of such a serious breach of labor etiquette as holding membership in a different labor organization that the outcome of the strike was known to the workers. This non-recognition caused dissension in the ranks of the working classes and re sulted in the official declaration by those who were slighted to immediately return to work at the operators' terms and thus break the backbone of the strike. The already large numbers of non-strikers and imported men who are working was greatly aug mented by the return of such a large num ber of men to work, which proved to be the last straw put 'on, and proverbially speak ing "broke the camel's back." Thus it can be seen that though the work ingmen themselves might not have wholly brought about their own defeat, their actions at least hastened the death of their cause. Another serious mistake of which they were guilty and which served to seriously weaken their cause, for by it they lost public sympathy, was the marching and counter marching and assailment of prop erty and persons; Their actions in this sense only served as a good excuse for the operators to call upon Pinkertons, deputy sheriffs and the militia. In every case where .marked disorder reigns, and the power of the law is appealed to, the result is invariably against the cause of the lawless. x Begging Hard for Work. At the present time great numbers of workmen are flocking to the offices of the company and begging piteonsly for employ ment, and in all cases work is-being refused those who took an active part on the side of labor. In an open letter from the miners' secretary, it is. stated that there are fully 850 evicted famlliesliving-in 'stables, Tbarns, coal sheds, tents and some even with no other covering than the broad blue canopy of heaven. This number of families em braces over 3,000 persons, and their condi tion is deplorable in the extreme. The heads of these families are unable to secure work anywhere, beine blacklisted throughout the entire region for their activ ity on behalf of the workers' cause. Besides this condition there are lawsuits pending in several courts against more than 60 work men who have been sanctioned in their acts of disorder or interference, and who have been promised legal protection by the miners' association. The destitute condi tion of their fellow workmen, and the lack of any funds in the Association treasury, may leave tho indicted men without legal defense, so their position is by no means cheering. This existing condition of affairs, coupled with the crowing hatred by the strikers against their leaders for alleged betrayal of trust, aggra vacated by the loss of the' strike, it is thought will greatly weaken labor or ganizations throughout the regions and prove a salutary lesson to the workmen to encour age them to have more confidence in the justice of their employers than they hereto fore have shown signs of possessing. Predictions That Fell Plat. Probably the most remarkable circum stance connected with the prolongation of ine siriKe is tne extremely siignt enect it has had on the iron market. The prognos tications of January trade papers have Deen away off. They predicted that in the event of the strike lasting one month the stocks of pig iron at the furnaces would be greatly reduced; in the event of two months', dura tion, a great scarcity and consequent rapid advance would ensue, and if it was possible for it to last for three months then the iron market would witness an unprecedented boom. But here we are after a total suspension in the manufacture of coke and enormous restriction in the production of pig iron iron for four long months without as much as a ripple of excitement ruling in the market. In fact its condition to-day, at least as far as prices are concerned, might be laid to be worse than before the inauguration of the strike. The only results to the iron trade from this great strike were a slightly better demand for. all grades of pig iron and a S3 advance in the local Bessemer market, but on the first signs of a break in the ranks of the strikers this incipient activity suddenly came to an end and the summer outlook in these trades is candidly admitted to be not the most reassuring. The intention of the blast furnaces in the Mahoning and Shenango valleys to resume was declared at a meeting of the association held yesterday in Youngstown. Mr. A. M. Byers, of this city, was. unanimously ex pelled from membership in the association for resuming work in his Girard furnace without permission from the association. A Restriction of 85,000 Tons. In these two valleys 25 out of 32 stacks have been idle since January 1, restricting the weekly production more than 25,000 tons. This enormous restriction has effected the market only to the extent of totally wiping out the stocks of iron that are usu ally held at furnace yards, but beyond this no other effect has been felt. At a meeting of the Frick and McCIure Companies this week the price of coke, it was declared, should rule on the .basis of SI SO for furnace coke, which is -no reduc tion, compared with the price ruling before the strike. There is a likelihood of freight rates first being reduced. The price of ore and lake transportation has been largely re duced, so that the basis of the cost of pro duction this year is comparatively much lower than last year, and it is due to these considerable reductions in the cost of xnak; ing iron that enables furnacemen to squeeze out a living margin of profit in the face' of the abnormal depression in the iron "and steel trades. Another vpry important question that will interest workingmen throughout the country engaged in iron or steel mills is the coming convention of Amalgamated Iron and Steel "Workers' Association delegates, to be held at Turner Hall, in this city, on June 15. Beports have been sent abroad of the intention of tha asjociatiop-.to advTOceJ the price of boiling to 56 in the "West. "We can authoritively deny the truth of this rumor, havine it from members of the .National Lodge that the convention has no sucn contemplated advance on tne pro gramme. They realize that it would be very unwise in the pre; market to make such, a resent conuiuuu ux mo demand. No Important Change likely. It is very probable that no important changeswill be made in the different scales by the convention, although the talk of adopting the sliding scale system is still carried on. The delegates are inclined, in the present extremely dull condition of the iron and steel markets, to move slowly, and are of the opinion that if they succeed in holding what they now possess they will be fortunate. The largest representative meetincr of the members of the Tinned Plate Manufact urers' Association of the "Chited States ever held convened in this city last week. Some 27 firms were represented from nil parts of the iron-ptoducing districts of the country, and the work of the association was pub lished in full inTHEpisPATCHat the time. Arrangements for the manufacture of this article have been going on quietly and at present there is an annual capacity of 100, 000 tons in sight. In the manufacture of these plates an enormous tonnage of pig iron is consumed, and in fact the consump tion of pig iron for the manufacture of plates for tinning is one of the mainstays of the pig iron industry of England and Wales. Manufacturers in this country entertain no fear of the production of tin plates in 1896 not Equaling the proportion ot the im portations of tin plates in 1890 that is re quired by the MeKiuley bill; otherwise the bill will become void. The Ever Present Fuel Question. There is still considerable trouble and in convenience connected with the use of natural gas fuel and many mills, after a second attempt at a universal adoption, have been compelled to resort to the use of coal, and the general impression is th.t all the different iron and steel mills will ulti mately have to return to coaL In Brown & Co.'s and Zug & Co.'s mills the puddlers have at times been unable to turn out six heats. In Shoenberper & Co.'s mill last week there was such a scarcity that it re quired all of a puddler's time to make three heats to a turn. These are the only remaining mill3 out the Penn avenue district using gas entirely, and If no better supplies are forthcoming they wjll have to fall in line with the many 'returning to the use of coaL At Carnegie's mills, after a short change, the puddle'r at Twenty-ninth street returned to all-night work on account of the lack of gas. It is very likely that a return to coal will be made. It this event 17 out of the 42 puddling furnaces will have to be torn down to make room for coal bins. In the Thirty--third street mill about the same condition of things exist and the puddlers don't ex pect half time during the coming summer, unless they change to all-night work. So far 2 of the 40 furnaces have been changed to coal, with the work of changing the others going on as fast as possible. At these latter mills Manager Berntraeger has about concluded his experiments with his new furnace, and he is quite sure that the inconvenience resulting Irom a shortage of gas can be easily overcome. In ordor to carry out the entire success of his inten tions all the puddling furnaces in the two mills will be rempdeled for the use of coaL The puddlers at the above-named mills will hereafter work from 1 in the afternoon until 7 in the morning, each turn making about four heats, in ordef to equalize the earn, ings of the men on both turns and over, come, as well as possible, the .gas shortage. Some Big Improvements. At the Edith furnace in Lower Allegheny, which plant has been bought by the Oliver Iron and Steel Company, extensive improve ments are "being made. The work of re lining, which will cost about 150,000, is soon to be commenced, and new blowing en- finea of the E. P. Allis & Co. make, costing v13,000 each, are being put in, and every improvement about the plant indicates the intent' on of the company to erect a second furnace adjoining. The improvements will not be completed until next March. The company win ue miuwu us me juiegneny Purnace Company. "When finished, the furnace will have a capacity of 175 tons per day. The foundation for a new boiler house for the H and I furnaces of the Edgar Thomson Steel "Works has just been com pleted. It twill contain a battery of J.6 boilers, making a total of 154 boi!ers; that will be in use at this plant and making it the most complete boiler system in the world. Morris, Williams and Bailey have begun the erection of an iron-clad build ing, 85x45 feet, and new rollsj engines and other necessary equipment will be added and the present annealing furnaces enlarged sufficiently to double the present uipacity. All three of the Eliza furnaces, ofLaughlins & Co., are now in full blast after undergoing extensive repairs. Preparing for Armor "Work. The Spang Steel and Iron Company have finished all plans and specifications for a new department, to be devoted to all kinds of Government armor work. "Work on the six open-hearth and three heating furnaces adjoining their present plajit will also soon be commenced, and the cost is estimated at 5250,000. The Pittsburg Malleable Iron Company have plans prepared for a large brick and iron building, to be built to meet the increased demand lor their products. A large manufacturing plant is to be erected at Kensington on the "Valley road by the Boiled Steel "Wheel Company, employing abont 200 men. The Pennsylvania Tube Company has just put in a Smythe gas producer, which is the largest gas-producing plant in the world, and its workings are so'satisfactory that additional producers have been con tracted for. It is reported that the United States Iron and Tin Plate Company will in crease its capital stock to 5500,000, in order to make extensive additions to its plant for the manufacture of tin plate. Lucy Fur naces Nos. 1 and 2, which have been banked for some time on account of the coke strike, are now both running full" Biter & Conley have just shipped a very large digester for a South Carolina paper mifl. The firm received" an order for two such digesters, each 10 feet in diameter and 28 feet long, constructed of J-inch plates, with lj-inch belt straps. This firm is also building seven boilers for a "West Superior, "Wis., steelworks. , Other Orders and Shipments. The Schultz Bridge Company has been awarded the contracts to build the two iron bridges adjacent to Schenley Park. McGill Eipe threading machines for a "Wheeling rm, and are also working oa orders for hydraulic cranes and rolling mill machinery. The 'Wilson-Snyder Manufacturing Com pany has received the contract to furnish the North Creek-Valley "Water Company with a vertical pumping engine of 3,000,000 gallons daily capacity. McConway & Torley shipped last work from its works, ten care, all containing Janney couplers to one consignee. These couplers are the standard M. C. B. adoption. Seamon, Sleeth and Black, ofthaPhcenix Boll works, have just completed a pair of rolls 25 ljeetS inches over all, and on the face 23 feet 2 inches and 24 inches in diameter for the hydraulic machine for bend ing keel plates at the Mare Island Navy Yard. These rolls are .said to be the largest they have ever made. The. 'Pittsburg office of the Stirling Boiler Company reports the following sales during the present month: Akron Electric Light Company, 600 horse power; the B. iP. Goodrich Bubber Company, Akron, O., 300 horse power, and to Jones' Bros. Electric Company, Cincinnati, 300 horse power. D. B Lean, the local engineer and contractor, has recently completed a ten-ton open hearth steel furnace for Norton Bros., May wood. III. and one ten-ton onen hearth fur- nace ior tne tsc. .boms steel is oundry com-J , , . . jpwui f Btjionisj C7. E PAGES 9 TO 12. 1: TO BE TESTEDAGAII. tfayal Board Eeports Meager Eesnlta From the First Trial" of the DWHITE CEUISEE YESUYIUSr The Gun Machinery Is Crude, hut tha Tessel Has Good Points IMPROVEMENTS WHICH ARE NEEDED, "Washington', May 29. The official re port of the Board of Officers appointed by the Secretary ot the Navy to supervise the) trial last week of the aerial torpedo-hrow-ing vessel, the "Vesuvius, was made public to-day. The formal report confirms in every detail the special account of the trial. The trial board finds that the gun had not been "ranged," that is, that previous testa had not been made to give data for firing them with accuracy; that the pneumatic machinery of two of the guns was out of order; .that no fights had been fitted and that great improvements can be made in the arrangements of the curving tower and for firing. Nevertheless, the trial board concludes) the trial was satisfactory enough, "under the circumstances," to warrant at least an other test before condemning the vessel as an ejaculator of shells loaded with high ex. plosives through the air, and the Navy De partment has promptly responded by order ing another test under more satisfactory conditions. There has been a great deal of gossip, most of it arising from the feeling of jealousy so curiously prevalent in the Navy Department, to the general effect that this test of the Vesuvius was designed to cast discredit upon Secretary "Whitney, who was responsible for this experiment. There is absolutely no reason for such gossip. The Trial a Fair One. The trial was fairly conducted, every pos sible means of ublicity a3 to its results was; afforded, and the report of the Trial Board appointed by Secretary Tracy tends very decidedly in favor off the Vesuvius. Tho trial proved merely that the science of pnen matio gunnery had not been developed suf ficiently to make its practice accurate. It is upon this very ground that the report of the Trial Board is based. In other words, they account for the unsatisfactory nature of the trial by a lack of projectiles for pre viously ranging the guns and by defects in machinery. r It would seem to a layman that in all fair ness to the Vesuvius her officers sTiouId have secured their preliminary conditions from the Navy Department. TheTr failure) to do so, or the failure of the Navy De partment to perfect the conditions of tho trial so that no protest of unfair treatment could be raised afterward, has the effect of clouding the entire test. As was stated, another triaLwill be necessary, and it may be made very soon. For the new trial there onght to be no lack of projectiles,, and the steering gear and other machinery of the Vesuvius ought to be in order. A3Iortlfjlng FosslHUlty. It would be mortifying to the responsible officers, and possibly a cause of indignation to the American people", if the Vesuvius were to steam down New York harbor to destroy an advancing battleship and to find that she could not use her rudder. That is exactly what happened in Hampton Boads last week, when for two hours theVesuvius lay helpless on account of some disarrange ment with her steering gear: The trial was alsormafked bythef.tct that only one of her three pneumatic gnns was in working order, and even that was fitted with only a temporary sight. All in all, the report of the Trial Board must be accepted as a severe reflection upon either the officers of the Vesuvius or their superiors in the Navy Department, for allowingthe trial to ba made under such conditions. The report is not intended to he such a reflection. Oh the contrary, it seems to be designed merely to correct the imperfect arransement3 for the test and to secure an other trial under conditions which may sat isfactorily prove beyond all cavil the exact value of a vessel designed to throw torpe does through the air by pneumatic pressure. The report of the board says: "In order to carry out the department's wishes, as indicated in the orders, the board is of the opinion that the gnns should be carefully ranged, for which purpose we will require 30 projectiles in addition to those on nand, and the fitting of proper sights. To complete the programme of firing, a3 laid down by the department, a further sup ply of 15 projectiles will be necessary. Some Cnsatlslactoiy Features. 'In conclusion the board would state as follows: The accuracy of fire of the star board gun under the conditions we consider good, that of the middle and port gnns we are unable to criticise because the valves were not in satisfactory working order. The valve of the starboard gun hasbeen modified and the work is satisfactory throughout. The range can be very readily altered; tho setting of the valves can be changed to any point Yrom extreme to short range in five seconds. The effect of a moderate sea and wind on the general efficiency of the gnns and their range is very slight. x "Renerallv eneakine the vessel, as a eun platform, behaved very satisfactorily. There are many details concerning the steering gear and conning tower which could be very much improved. As to the actual efficiency of the vessel for offensive purposes, the board has little data on which to base an opinion. "The board considers that the fittings and appliances for loading and firiag these guns, as fitted, are very crude and capable of great improvement. "The board would recommend that the guns should be carefully ranged in some suitable locality where the fall of the pro jectiles can be accurately determined from shore stations. That some simple and suit able sight should be fitted, and such changes made in the mechanism for loading and firing the guns as may be found advisable and that the vessel be then subjected 0 i such further tests as will fully determine her efficiency as a torpedo thrower. B, D. Evans, Commander. A. B. Couden, Lieut. Commander. J. P. Meigs, Lieutenant" Action of the department upon the report is as follows: 'In view of the statement that as to the actual efficiency of the vessel for offensive purposes the board has little data on which to base an opinion, its rec ommendation that the guns be carefully ranged in some suitable location, the de partment orders that the board reconvene and consider and submit a detailed pro gramme for any such further tests as they may recommend." THE "W03K OF WHITE .CAPS. An Old 31an Accused of Betraying- Moon shiners, Brutally Treated. Birmingham, Ala., May 29. Seven-" teen miles east of Holmes Gap, in the Sand Mountains, S.V.Jones, aprominent farmer, was visited by "VVhito Caps Wednesday night and beaten half to dcath-with, hickory switches. The "White Caps broke down the door and dragged Mr. Jones up, while two others -held nis wife He thinks it was the work of his neighbors, who run illicit distilleries, which were recently raided by officers, while they believe Jones gave them away. ' ' TVHUKthesun sets on Death Talleylli ards, snakes, horned toads, scorpions and other living horrors come forth In quest of their prey. It Is a scene for Santo topic-" tore. A letter from the United States expo dittos there in the DISFATCTI to-morxowj. . S . .v (A3saJ&ii&-&'jC,i