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Datlt DlsrATcn, One Year. $ S CO Daut DisrATCH, Tcr Quarter. 2 00 DAILT Dispatch, One Month TO Dailt Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 year.W 00 DAH.T Dispatch, Including Snnday,.8m'th. 2 SO DATX.T Disr-ATCH, Including Sunday, 1 m'th SO Sctcday Dispatch, One Year 2 SO Weekly Dispatch, One Year 1 25 The Dailt Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per week. FITTSBUBG, FEIDAY, HAY 29,1891. AN TJNSAYOKY RECORD. "When the Legislature that adjourned sine die yesterday was chosen people who took pains to analyze its composition did not detect among the members much material for statesmanship. "With mis givings they saw it assemble, with feelings of relief they see it disband. It had glorious opportunities, but failed to grasp them, and will go down into legislative his tory unhonored and unsung. The citizens were free with suggestions from the start, but all i ere ignored. Broken promises, violated pledges, inoperative substitutes, mangled measures and veto-inviting enact ments constitute the sum total of the work accomplished. A glance at a few of the record-maMng suggestions tendered by the people will con vince right-thinking citizens that this is not too severe an arraignment The de mand for a road law which would lift the highwaj s out of the mud was met by a dis torted enactment that invited a veto. From industrial centers an appeal was sent to forward the work of the Ship Canal Commission by the passage of a resolution ordering the printing of its maps and report !So more important matter was ever called to the attention of any Legislature, but this one lacked breadth enough to grasp its grand scope and national bearing, and it went by the board. Monopoly's rule prevented an anti-discrimination enact ment and kept the bill for reducing tele phone tolls from getting beyond thecom 'mittee room. After overcoming innumer able obstacles the ballot reform bill in de formed shape wa"5 passed. Only the vehe ment protests of the people put it in a shape fit for presentation to the Governor and the Commonw calth. At such a record the finger of scorn points Ilappilj the tongue of scandal is silenced. Corruption cannot be added to the list of sins of omission and commission which will be treasured up against the day of reckoning. The imbecile actions at tending the closing hours of the profitless session were a fitting finale. Cats and owls introduced into the House may have furnished amusement to the overworked statesmen, and the firecrackers may have served to keep them awake, but it will Hardly be claimed that they were neces sary. At least tne amount 01 gooa aone during the session did not call for any such wild celebration. The statesman who set the hour for ad journment deserves the thanks of the populace. THE CHILEAN 3IUDDLK. Tho Itata affair is rapidly becoming more of a farce as time passes. All sorts of rumors are started, only to be exploded, and the only reliable news Is that the Charleston is still chasing. She has ar rived at Callao, but more than that is not known. It is surmised, however, that tho insurgent may jet allow the fugitive ves sel to be captured. This is cheering; but as it is certain that nothing of the kind will happen until after she has unloaded her cargo, pleasure in the announcement is somewhat tempered. The Dispatch some days ago predicted that some such solution of the problem might bo at tempted, and pointed out that it probably would not end the matter. It was not the ltata that could do harm so much as it was the arms she carried, and if Balraa ceda's Government triumphs the capture of an empty vessel may not be thought to satisfy the outraged neutrality laws. It would seem, then, that this country must desire the insurgents to win, but is taking a rather underhand v ay of aiding them. Mexico is already giving them btcret help, if reports are to be believed, and may even go so far as to give active assistance. Should she do so, Ealmaceda's fat? is settled, as the insurgents would greatlj increase their resources and en large their sphere of active operations. Lack of aid lias been the only thing that prevented the insurgents winning long ago, and with Mexico openly and the United States secietly aiding them, they are hound to come out on top. But the United Suites may not be se cretly aiding them. We hope not The question as to which party to the Chilean war is in the right has not j et been settled, aa while liaimaceua s government has a representative at Washington need not be settled by this country. Complete neu trahty is the only position for the United States, and complete neutrality means the capture of the Itata and her cargo. LAWLESSNESS IN NEW ORLEANS. The mob that slew the Italians in the jail at Xew Orleans claims to have been serving the cause of justice, but how great an injury they did that cause is being made plain daily. Popular confidence in legal methods vas dealt as deadly a blow as any the miserable followers of the Mafia received, and New Orleans is in constant peril of a renewal of lawless bloodshed, with or without a high-sounding pretext This is the penalty of once allowing mob law to prevail. Now it is the slow prog ress in the prosecution of the alleged jury bribers that hot-headed citizens of New Orfeans seize upon as an excuse for t threats of violent action outside the ilaw, and, unhappily for the Cres- oent C;ty, no man of commanding influiMirv lias as jet arisen to stem the lawless tide. The newspapers of New i.Qrteuns reflect this un-American spiritand jjswfli to be disponed to encourago it, which I" is another regrettable feature of the situa 5 -Hon there. It is all very well for the in yiiaWtants to be resolved to destroy official ?l-.rt!t-i-iii 111 inlrl nlilif ttri nnni4t 1-4- 41ia IcoHstant reiteration of the cry that the 3eviU shall be destroyed by legal and jndi-' gcial methods, if possible, but by other means if need be, shows that & Urge body of, citizens is ready to substitute lynch law and mob judgment for; the law of the land. With the direct consequences of the March massacre still imperiling inter national relations the situation haS a very ugly look. For the country's sake if not for her own Mew Orleans ought to restrain her passions. Iter responsibility is already grave enough. , JUSTICE TO TTfK RED STAN. The acquittal yesterday of Plenty Horses, the slayer of Lieutenant Casey, will strike most people ai a fair verdict Plenty-Horses when he shot the army of ficer was under the Influence of the crazy enthusiasm engendered by the ghost dance, and the deed was no more treach erous than many other acts of combatants on both sides. If war was not being waged in the fullest sense of the word at the time Lieutenant Casey met his death, the conditions were practically the same as they would have been In actual war fare. The evidence of United States army officers, and comrades of Casey's showed that Plenty-Horses was justi fied in believing that the United States forces advancing upon Pine Bidge were hostile, and that Lieutenant Casey in ap proaching the Indian camp laid himself open to the suspicion of being a spy. . A Sioux on the warpath could hardly be ex pected to deal gently with a hostile soldier who appeared to be reconnoitering the In dian lines and, regrettable as the death of a brave man like Lieutenant Casey must always be, it would not have been consist ent with justice to have hanged his slayer. The decision of the court martial in Plenty-Horses' favor ought to have a good effect upon the Sioux and disaffected In dians generally, for it will show them in the plainest possible way that the white man's justice is dealt out with impartial hand without respect to persons or tint of skins. And In dealing with the red man in the past the Caucasian has not been conspicuously inclined to give him justice, and much less to tincture that justice with mercy. rOLTGAMY STILL LTVES. "The Territory of Utah Is knocking at the door of the Union and demanding Statehood. Thedemandshouldbegranted." Thus saith the Boston Globe, and to show cause for the assertion declares "the Mor mons have abandoned polygamy, and thus the only decent argument for keeping out the most populous of the Territories is no longer of any force." The foregoing is an Interesting specimen of the false reasoning engendered by parti san desire. In its anxiety to secure some more Democratic Senators, Representatives ana electoral votes, our cultured co temporary takes the last public utterances of the Mormon Church as truth, and argues therefrom. It is not so very long since that the Mormons did publicly declare they would abandon polygamy and live in conformity to the laws of the land. But have they done so? Promising and doing are two different things, and while the Mormons promised muchtheyhaveasyet done little. Their agento are still in various parts of this country and Europe proselyting indus triously, and always holding out the same old inducement polygamy to prospective converts. Proof of this is to be found in the news almost any day in the week. From time to time the papers are publish ing accounts of these agents in this country, and one of the chief duties of the Immigration Inspectors in the East is to send back would-be Mormons.. In the light of these facts it does not seem that polygamy has been abandoned. Utah, as she has been' and as she is to day, Is a disgrace to the rest of the country. Laws have been passed against her peculiar institution, and have been enforced when ever possible; but by a monstrous system of perjury the evil is still kept in existence. And until polygamy is destroyed, root and branch, the Territory will not be erected into a State. If our Democratic friends wish to gain the Increased representation, let them direct their first efforts toward making it possible by killing polygamy. FUN AND SMOKE CONSUMPTION. The New Tork Commercial, 4dtertiaer pokes a little good natured fun at a Massachusetts man who has invented a smoke consumer. According to our met ropolitan cQtemporary "a device that would abolish smoke has been sought by inventors with all the avidity and ap parently all the hopelessness that charac terized the search for the secret of per petual motion." The italics are ours, and call attention to the fact that it is sometimes necessary to qualify a statement even when made in fun. From the word "ap parently" we deduct that our cotemporary Is not altogether sure that it is taking an unassailable position. Its caution is com mendable, or rather would be, If it were not a rule that sensible people do not talk unless thoroughly acquainted with their subject Leaving the Massachusetts genius out of the discussion altogether, it can be asked if there is any connection between the consumption of smoke and the secret of perpetual motion. There does not seem to be. The theory of smoke consumption is a thoroughly sensible one and has found acceptance among the brightest minds in the world, while the secret of perpetual motion is, to say the least, hardly to be dignified by mention in the same breath. Pittsburg, as a city, is so greatly inter ested in the abolishment of smoke that anything on the subject will receive atten tion. Good work in the right direction is now doing much, and it isroord than prob able that the New York journalist who wrote the Commercial JLdvertiter't humor ous article may yet come here and see what he calls "a smoke consumer that consumes smoke." BARON HTRSCrrS IDEA. Baron Hirsch's idea that the expulsion of the Hebrews from Kussia maybe a benefit is unique but not altogether un founded. Undoubtedly much misery has been endured by these unfortunate peo ple, and in the' end their expulsion may mean peace and comfort But whether the peace and comfort will come to those w ho were forcibly cast out is a question. Their children and children's children, who will know nothing of their father's actual sufferings, will probably be satisfied with the country in which they may be born, but tho Hebrews who arc natives of Kussia will hardly forget the land from which they were ejected. One of the strongest and deepest rooted passions in the human breast is love of native country, and whether one leaves it voluntarily or is forced into exile there is always a tender spot in the heart for it Aside from sentiment, it is easy to per ceive that Baron Hirsch has much to com mend his idea. Away from persecution, the character of these Hebrews will ex pand, independence will take the place of cringing fear, and Kussia will be theynly real loser by her short-sighted policy. So it will be with those expelled from Corfu or from any other country in which an anti-Hebrew sentiment may spring np. In this country, where race or religious preju- dice Is unknown, the children of Israel have prospered and, as a class, have made good citizens. That the exiles will do like wise in other countries to which they may go can safely be predicted if they are given a proper start, and Baron Hirsch, accord ing to many reports, is looking out for that PARLIAMENT TO AID THE SEALS. The news that the British Parliament will pass a measure prohibiting the killing of seals in 3ering Sea, until the vexed question between this country and Eng land is settled, may be taken by some as evidence of a back down on "the part of Lord Salisbury. Others will see in It only a desire on his part ta have the matter finally decided. The step Is undoubtedly in that direction, but it is as yet impossible to say that it Is not also a back down. The only trouble Is that It should have been taken some time ago. It seems that before the measure can pas3 Parliament, much damage will be done, even if only ordinary activity is used In pursuit of the game; and when it is known that the news will reach the fishing grounds at least some days before the protective cruisers, It will be seen that the prey will suffer doubly. .. It Is idle to speculate on the effect of the news on the relations between Canada and England." It will not likely precipitate war even if it docs not enhance the blue nose opinion of Lord Salisbury. All that is necessary is to know that, if the news is true, the Bering Sea will be declared closed for a- time at least, and that the question of jurisdiction over it Is in a fair way to settlement in Uncle Sam's favor. The failure of the Farmers' State Con vention at Colmntras to declare for a third party has dampened the hopes of the Alli ance leaders in Kansas. This failure has, of course, injured the third party movement, nnd may he bnt the first of similar disap pointments in store for the hybrid brought forth in Cincinnati. Away from that con vention and its attendant enthusiasm, the men who shouted the loudest for a third party will, in some cases, he the ones to first reconsider their action. And reconsidera tion with a sensible man means repudiation of the Cincinnati convention's work. An Italian has invented a new fuel, but he is too late. The Government at Borne has cooled off, and all the patent fuels in the world would not heat It np again. ' By his latest invention Edison has, to use a trite expression, surpassed himself. But where is the actual necessity for the inven tion? Take singers, for Instance. If one can hear their melodious voices In a phono graph, it would seem folly to spoil the pleas ure by gazing on a counterfeit presentment of 'their facial contortions at the same time. The correspondents don't know the whereabouts of the Czar, but It's dollars to doughnuts the Nihilists could give them, some information if they wished. The Czar of .Kussia is about to make one of his delightful pleasure trips, and the country through which "he will pass is being depopulated in order to prevent untimely fireworks. The journey would be Jollier still if Bis Imperial Majesty could be con sistently packed in a bomb-proof safe. The man who once defeated Jay Gould is dead. As he died In London the Wizard of Wall street has a good excuse for not attend ing the funeral. Il is pleasant to learn that the army is im proving, but the necessity for Improvement being confined to the privates Is not alto gether clear. If some of the dead wood In the shape of pet officers who have sinecures In Washington was dispensed with, the Im provement would be more real, THE grip has finally disappeared from New York. That's a Blow old town. v Pitts burg got rid of the infliction long ago. Conveetino counterfeiters must be a dangerous business. Our news colnmns this morning contain an interesting story show ing that the conversion of such rogues must be undertaken only by men who will not imitate the evil while teaching tho good. Anothee American has been knightedhy a European monarch, and the good old title of Colonel receives another setback. IF, as has been intimated, Sir John Mac donald's indigestion dates from the time President Harrison snubbed tho Canadian envoys, it is probable that ho swallowed the insult. And It was enough to make him sick, Conservative though he may be. A Mexican statesman is said to be in dis grace; but judging from the list of his crimes he was only a practical politician. The glory of Socklesa Simpson is waning fast. It is not that the distinction of being the only statesman who doesn't wear socks is any less, but that he has lost his" political socks, so to speak, by refusing to flock with the now Third Party. Ttie Vienna painters are on strike, but if they keep sober and do not carmlnato the municipality all will be well. The ruins of the first city founded on this hemisphere by Europeans have been pro nounced not worth removing to Chicago. The idea, in tho first place, was not worth considering. The Portuguese have again been de feated, but may got their revenge if the Boers tackle the British, Secretary Blaise continues to im prove in health daily, and tho monkey-brand journals are getting sicker. It was a bad day for them when they sprung the "good morn ing" gag. Since Maine men have taken to getting drunk on paregoric, the babies in that State are bound to suffer. In spite of Senator Neeb's vigorous efforts to Jiave the blue laws amended, the thirst of the temperate citizen will go unslaked with soda water for another summer in Pitts burg, ZANESVTLLE'B WATEBWOBKS. The City Council and the Trustees Reach an Agreement. CSrZCIAI, TELEGRAM TO TUB DISPATCH. Zasesviw.1!, May 28. The difficulty be tween the City Council and tho Trustees of the waterworks has been adjusted, and the indications are that tho Improvement of the waterworks system or the city will be pro ceedod with rapidlv. The trusteoahavo submitted estimates for work amounting to $48,000, which Includes the laying of large mains to the heart of the city nnd the purchasing of a new pump. The City Council has appropriated $25,000 lor tho laying of mains, and has authorized the waterworks trustees to purchase, pipes without advertising for bids. IT WOULD SEEM STBANGE To have a race week without a rainy day. v To have a May Festival that paid ex penses. To heah a soda water fountain sizzlng on Sunday. To bee a woman pass a mirror without glancing into It. To head the English language spoken by a gang of railroad laborers. To see the home ball team hpld second place for more than tn o days. To see three, ladies talking on the street without blocking tho pavement To bee all the City Hall officials sitting down to a quiet little dinner together. To see cornermen enforcing tho ordinance regulating tho driving of vehicles In city streets. WORK OF THE WIZARD. A Description of His Latest and Most Won derful Invention, the KInetograph Op era and Prize Fights From a Distance A Talk With Edison. New York, May 23. The details as to Edi son's latest nnd most wonderful Invention, "the kinetograph, the completion of which, was announced exclusively In Pittsburg In The. Dispatch, were made public to-day.' Three or four years ago, in a magazine arti cle. Edison, the electric wizard, wrote that he would produce a machine whloh should record and reproduce motion as the phono-' graph recorded and reproduced sound. Oth er electrical would-be wizards pooh-poohed the soheme. The electrical periodicals scouted the idea and Irreverent newspapers told Edison that he talked toomuob.. That made Mr. Edison angry, and he registered a vow that he would accomplish all he had said and more. He would reproduce the Image of a living, moving, speaking human being, and not only one image, but a dozen images together, or 40 of them; a whole opera company if you like. The machinels at last perfected, and when the reporter called he found the great Jn ventor gleeful because of his success. "Yes, it's true," he said. "You can sit in your parlor and look at a big screen and see Chauncey Depew. come out Just as if he was Introducing Stanley at the Metropolitan Opera House. He will walk up to the front of the stage and bow and smile and take a drink of water and start off with his oration. Every time your eyes see-him open his mouth your ears will iear what he says, that is If he says anything. Seeing and Hearing an Opera. "Just tho samo way with nn opera. You watch the screen, and see a picture of the stage, fall size. Marie Jansen comes out and sings, 'and the band will play a charming waltzing minuet,' and then she dances around, and tho audience applauds. Maybe DeWolf Hopper comes In and cracks a Joke, oriugDy neu wakes up irom nis a years' sleep and asks if the New Yorks have won a game yet." "How do you expect to do all that, Mr. Edison?" "If it Is desired to reproduce an opera or -a play I will get the company to give a dress rehearsal for me. I place back of the or chestra, on a table, a compound machine consisting of a phonograph and a kineto graph, with a capacity of 80 minutes' contin uous work. The orchestra plays, the curtain rises and the opera begins. Both machines work simultaneously, one recording sound and tho other taking-photographs, recording motion at the rate or 16 photographs per sec ond. Afterward the photographic- strip is developed and replaced In the machine, a projecting lens Is substituted for the photo graphlo lens, and the reproducing part of the phonograph is adjusted. Then.by means of a calcium light, the effect Is reproduced life size on a white curtain, reproducing to the audience the original scene, with all its sounds and all the motions of the actors, exactly as In the original scene." The phonograph wnlch Mr. Edison will use In his compound motion and sound repro ducer will be an imnrovement on the nhono- graphs now In common use. He said yester day that ho had now in use about 600 phono graphs, of whloh he was taking constant observations. The result of all those ob servations ho will embody in the improved phonograph to boused with the kinetograph. Description of the Devioe. The kinetograph Is nothing more nor less than a photograph camera arranged in a new way to do new work. " Its name implies its use. The name is derived from the Greek words meaning "to move" and "to write," and the machine literally furnishes a com plete record of all the motions made before It. It photographs aotlon. As Edison says; "The kinetograph does for the eye what the phonograph does for the ear." In this small box camera Mr. Edison places a roll of gela tine film about three-fourths of an Inch wide and of any length desired. The interior of the camera is, of course, arranged on a plan similar to that on which the ordinary roll cameras are made. The gelatine strip is un rolled from one spindle and rerolled on another, and In passing from the first spindle to the second is carried before the lens of the camera. The shutters of the camera are arranged to be worked by the shaft attached to the cylinder of the phonograph. This shaft also works the spindles which carry the rolls of film. The mechanism of this camera Is so ar ranged that-when tho shutters open the spindles stop and tha gelatine film Is fixed before the lens. In less than the forty-sixth part of a second the photograph Is taken, the shutters snap, the spindles turn, and the gelatine slip moves on for a new photo- Krapu. mo arrangement is so complete mat 16 perfect photographs are taken In one sec ond. "The trouble with all attempts heretofore made to reproduce action and motion by photographs," said Edison, "was that the photographs could not be taken in series with sufficient rapidity to catch accurately the motion It was desired to reproduce. Hemment, the man who photographs run ning horses In the thousandth part of one second, had the idea, but he failed because he could take only half a dozen photographs at a time. All these photographs, If repro duced in a series, would have shown a j erky and Imperfect motion. Forty-Six Photographs a Second. "My idea was to take a series of instan taneous photographs of motions so rapidly that in the reproduction the 'photographic representatives become resolved into a pure motion, Instead of a sorlos of Jerks. The Mnetograpb takes a series of 18 photographs In one second and keeps It up as long as de sired. It starts, moves, stops, uncloses the shutter, and starts on, 16 times a second. The result when reproduced is a pure mo tion." To Illustrate what be had said, Mr. Edison took one of the rolls of gelatine film whloh had been through the kinetograph and showed It to the reporter. On It was photo graphed one of the Doys in his laboratory. The photographs were about half an Inch square and wero taken In the film at inter vals of about one Inch. They represented the boy In the act of taking off his hat and bowing. Between the first view and the last of the series the complete motion of removing the hat and making the bow was cieariy aisccmaoie, duc Detween any two consecutive views there was no apparent change in the position of tho boy's arm or head. In the first view the boy's hand was at his side, gradually it was raised toward his head, and his head Inclined forward. Then, the hat was removed and the bow completed, after which the hat was re placed. "To reproduce perfectly a complete record of a pure motion, ' continued Mr, Edison, "it Is necessary that the photographs be taken at the rate of HI per second. Any smaller number would show In cgulari ties and a break In tho motion. There was a machine made awhile ago to print pictures of an ob j cot in motion, but it would not work fast enoush. It renrodneed an imperfect and Jerky motion, like this," and he illustrated by raising his arm in a series of short jerks to his shoulder. The Main Purpose In View. The Idea which has actuated our Edison in his work on the kinetograph is the repro duction of opora. He docs not mean to show on his white screen simply a lot of sil houettes, but to represent the stage with the actors an it, "moving around and speak, ing, or singing, exactly as you see them and hear thim If you have a seat In the orches tra." To produce this effect the reproduc tion will be a gigantic photograph not mere ly of the actors but of the whole stage, with Its scenery and all the furniture and other settings useu in maKing up any scene it is desired to reproduce. In order to obtain this result it is necessary tomake a phono graph large enough to have a'oyllnder whloh will record every sound made In SO minutes, which Is aDont tho duration of the averas-n act of the theater. It will, of course, be liu.-J possiDie to enange tne cyunaers or the phonograph or stop the kinetograph during the net. even for a single second, without making a serious break in the reproduction. Mr. Edison says the kinetograph can be made to run for any desired length of time. "I can put a roll of gelatine strip a mile long into itjf Hike," said its inventor yes terday. The work it will do in half an hour is something astonishing. Taking 18 photo graphs per second-, in half an hour there would be 82,800 photographs on the gelatine strip. If the photographs were half an inoh square and half an Inch apart, the strip of film used in taking a 30-miuute act of opera would be 6,000 feet long, and Mr. Edison would need bomcthing mote than his "mile of gelatine." Prize Fights by Kinetograph. It can be arranged for nlckel-in-the-slot machines, and the wizard electrician said that he would probably rig up a lot of those machines to take the place of the ntokel-ln-the-slot phonographs wblch are now scat, tered around so plentifully, AVbon this is accomplished it will be the proper thing to step Into a drugstore, and, dropping a nickel in the slot, see Madam Patti trip across the stage and watch her white throat swell as 3'ou hear again tho notes of her ''Home, Sweet Home?' And when you have done that for 5 cents you can walk away and droam of tho time; when you paid W to hear thesame thing. The kliiptnirmnh Is bonnd to be a moat faithful reproducer, as Is tho phonograph. It will catch every motion made. "With out-of-door athletlo exhibitions and prize fights its work will be Just as perfect, and Luther Carey's stride will be measured as carefully and reproduced as distinctly as the terrible blows by which Fitzslmmons disposed of Now that the thing Is done the first re mark Is the usual one of "How simple." There Is not one of us who has not seen .the idea in use hundreds of rimes. The children In the streets have for playthings little wind mills whose painted arms embody the very idea which Edison has used in theklneto-m-anh. One arm will have nartof aflimm painted on lt.the.next arm another part,- auu uje uujki. ttiiucuo., hmu w uu, ana as tne arms rapidly whirl around one looking on seo only the perfect picture. That is the whole scheme. HOMES AT PEIS05 GATES. A Scotch Lady Leaves 83B0,000 to Estab lish Them Hero and In England. SPECIAL TELEQBAK TO THE DISPATCH. New YoBK,May28. Balllngton Booth, the son of General Booth, Is expected here from England a week from next 6aturday. Al most immediately after his return he and Mrs. Booth will start on a 9,000-mile trip through this country, In order to inspect the various branohes of the Salvation Army. Mrs. Booth said to-day that a Scotch lady named Mrs. Bell had bequeathed to the army $350,000, and with this fund there will be established here and in England "prison gate homes" near Jails and prisons for the shelter and welfare of discharged convicts. Mrs. Booth said farther that a number of the ladies connected with tho army are living In single, uncarpeted rooms. They circulate among the very poor and show them that the persons who are trying to save their souls are willing to wash and scrub. 9 GIVING TJP THE GHOST. The Oldest Newspaper In California TVUI End an Honored Career. TSFZCIAI. TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH. Bah-Fbakctsco, May 28. By tho first week in June the Alia Gattfornian, the oldest daily newspaper printed in the State, will suspend publication. The Alia, was originally the Caliornian, -and was started at Monterey as a weekly in 1816, but in 1819 It was moved to San Francisco and in 1850 it became a daily. It leaped Into prominence during the great vigilance committee excitement. Tho Atta retained its prominence till the De Youngs entered the field with the Chron icle. Then it lost Its grip, and about six years ago was bought by Stanford and other Southern Pacific officials. PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Bib John Macdonald is still suffering from an attack of indigestion. Jat Gould will not take a long cruise on the Atlanta this year. So says son Ed win. General Geeelt tells a Chicago re porter that he has no fancy for further Arctic exploration. Buow gives up his plan to conduct a spring season of concerts at Lisbon "on ac count of ill health." IT. D. Tennt, of Concord, is to paint a picturo of Eevolutionary General John Stark for the State of New Hampshire from such data as exist. M. Chapu, the sculptor who died recently, left unfinished a statue of Byron designed for the Greeks. It will be finished by one of his pupils. Susan B. Anthony has been in Ohio founding woman suffrage associations, at tending tho State Suffrage Convention and cheering the hearts of her followers to re newed efforts for tho cause. 4 Pkosfbis L. Senat, the Philadelphia landscape painter, he&returned to the banks of the Schuylkill after a trip about the Mediterranean, and exhibits over 100 oils and water colors, souvenirs of his travels, at the Art club. Jean Jacques "Weiss, the French Journalist who died last Wednesday, was the best known newspaper man in France, Since the death of tho famous Emlle de Glrardln he was noted as the "first journal ist" of his country, Makie 'Wilt, the famous retired prima donna, has been dismissed as completely cured from tho private-asylum atFeldoff, near Prague, and the free disposition -over her fortune of 500,000 florins has been re stored to her. Sejtatoe McHale, of Minnesota, the author of the famous anti-tights bill. Is out In a letter In whloh he Indignantly denies that he is the laughing stock of his State On the contrary, he says he is Just as popu lar with the people as he ever was, and a little more so. Count von Moltke left a number of valuable MSS., which will be given to the public bofore long. The old man used to spend some of his leisure hours at Krelsau In writing down remlnisoences of his long life and character sketches of eminent men with whom ho bad come in contact. The chief literary .work, however, which he has left consists of a number of historio and ethno graphio studies, that are said to be of great value and importance. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. 1 Eugene Ortolan, Eugene Ortolan, French diplomatist and musical composer, Is dead In Paris. He composed the oratorio "Tobie;" the comic opera "Llsettc," represented at the Theater Lyrique in 18M; the operetta "La Morale de Eoseoyo," represented at theBouffes-Parisiensln 1857, and "L,Urne,"'wHh a libretto by Octave FcuUlet and Jnlei Barbier, which Is to be nlaved at the Opera Comlqae, for the first time, next season. He published in 1851 a valuable work on International law, "Des Moyens d'Acquerir le Domalne International." His diplomatic career, aided by the influence of his father, the celebrated Jurist, Eliear Ortolan, was begun as an attache of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and flnlshcd as a Minister PlenipotenUary, lie was an officer of the Legion of Honor, Mrs. Eliza Jane Duncan. Mrs. Eliza Jane Duncan's funeral will take place this afternoon from the family residence at Ingram, Deceased was tho wife of tho late Alexander O. Duncan, of the firm of K, 4 A. C, Duncan, of Liberty street. Mr. Duncan died only about six weeks ago from the grip. At the time of her death Mrs. Duncan was a member of the Board of Managers of the Christian Association, Improvement of the Poor. Home of the Friendless aud Home for Aged Protestant Ladles, She had been married 47 years and was a great-great-grand- mother. She wh uie muuicr 01 nre aaugniers. Mrs. Clemens. TIT fa fltMitfiinc Urea Tntir ir. Cractcn, jurs. Duncan, p "VVIU Klmmeli and Mlsa Rachel General 15. B, Egleston. General B. B. Egleston, aged 73, died Wednesday at his home in Wichita, Kan. At the -outbreak of the war he enlisted with the First Ohio Cavalry, and was promoted until he attained the rank of Brigadier General. It was ho who re ceived the surrender of Colonel Glenn at Atlanta. Afterward he became Military Governor there. After the war he went to Mississippi, where- he was elected President of the Constitutional Convention and afterward Governor of tho State. He was a grandson of John Allen of Revolutionary War fame. Obituary Note. Benjamik Fumk, a leading Grand Army man and for many years an employe of theC. V. R. R. Co., died at Newville. Pa Wednesday, aged 53. E. D. nwTHOBXE, an English genie painter, long a resident of this country, died or paralysis at S(. Barnabas' Hospital, Newark, Tuesday, aged 48. Majob Edwaed W. Halsey, a'well known Southern editorial writer, though born in Oneida countv, N. Y't ded n Ncw Oceans Wednesday morning. Mrs. Lomax, the Veteran English actress, Is dead at the ape of 79. She began her stage career with the elder Kean. Tor many years she was a con tributor to th Chambers' publications taEdin. tmrgh. FOBJIAU AtbeS died Wednesday at Little Silver, &. J., aged 72 years. He was an active Democratic politician In that section or New Jersey, A few years ago he was one of tho leading oyster dealers 01 lueooum plus"!1 i Rev. Masox F. topper, a suphrenunatcd Prcj. byterlan clergyman, died at Blnghamton recently at the age of 80years, Before his retirement from active duties he had served for nearly 50 cars In charge of churches in Central New Yort and Penn sylvania. Miss LIZZIE 6MDKET, a highly esteemed young lady, and the oldest daughter of Oliver Shaker-, owner of tho Ft. Pitt tannery, at Braddock, died at the homo of her rather of typhoid fever yester day morning. She was aged a. Her wedding day was Just announced, R. N. WottEj a, pioneer of Navarro county, Tex., died weanesuay, ageaou years, lie was atfvnf Rnntu carouna.ana -went to tatm in iu.i Ho held many public ofllces and liberally aided by his means the construction of the Houston and Texas Central Railroad. CYBU8 HTORXB, R0d 27 years, died suddenly from heart troublo at Canton Wednesday night, Mr. TTmtVer was talklnff with a friend in a statlnn- erv' store, when he suddenly tarnedto before he reached the door he fell, and slstaucc could be rendered, was dead. SOCIAL AND CHARITABLE. Ninth Anniversary of tho Home for Aged ProtestantsSatls&ctory Report of tho President Pleasures of the Social -World-Society Gossip. There was a pleasant iimo In 'Wllldnsbnrg yesterday In spite of the Inclement weather. One of the most Important Institutions in the pretty borough Is the "Home for Aged Protestants," in which a number of men and women who have nearly ran the race of life find a haven of shelter surrounded by all the comforts that love and kindness can afford. Yesterday was the ninth anniver sary of the founding of the Home, and, ac cording to custom, there was a Jolly cele bration of the day. An elaborate dinner was served byUhe ladles Interested In the Home, and there were a goodly number of guests to partake of It, and to assist, to the etent of their power, in making the occa sion a profitable as well as a memorable one. A good many train loads of visitors ran up from the city In the course of the' afternoon, and the rain had not such a de terrent effect upon the attendance as might have been feared. The affairs of the Home are In an excellent condition, and there is every hope of its being able to do even bet- ici wurit in me iunre. An Encouraging State of Affair. The report of the Institution for tho past year was submitted by Mrs. George A. Kelly. It showed that the total receipts had been ia,ouo 00: expenairaros, si,Z36 l, leaving a balance on hand of $1,017 27. Mrs. Kelly read a comprehensive review of the operations of the year, in the course of which she re ferred to the deaths of five Jnmatesoftbe Home within one week, from grip and kin dred diseases. Speaking of this she said: "But with the sad realism of suffering and death comes also the comforting assurance that In every case the tenderest and most solicitous care was freely given the dying Dillow smoothed as lovingly and the last sad offices performed by as gentle a hand as though each sufferer were tended by loving kindred. The entire devotion ami thought fulness of our good matron, to both living and dead, left nothing to be desired upon the part of the inmates or managers, and strengthened the feeling of trust and confi dence alroady existing." Six deaths have occurred since the last anniversary Mrs. Robert Curry, Mr. Ball, Judge B. B. Chamberlln, Mr. Glfcllst, Mr. Wood and Mrs. Brown. Seven new Inmates have been admitted as follows: Mr. and Mrs. Curry, Mr. Dougherty, Mr. and Mrs. Dale, Mr. David Acheson and Mr. Joseph Kelly. Contlnning,;the report says: "The Thanks giving feast was, as usual, bountifully pro vtdecTbythe Young Women's Christian As sociation of East Liberty, and through the year many acceptable services of song and prayer have been rendered by these con stant friends of the old people. The holiday season was made happy for all by generous remembrances from outside, and the kindly thought and Ingenuity of those in charge. Our hearts were saddened at our July meet ing by the announcement of the death of Mrs. Lavinla Watt, a charter member of the board. With a frail physique, but an ever ready and generous sympathy in all that related to the well-being of the Home and all Its Inmates, she had endeared herself to all, and we keenly feel the lots of her Inspir ing and stimulating enthusiasm." The report goes on to say that although It had never been found necessary to make an urgent appeal to the community for the sus tenance of the Home, yet sometimes the Treasurer finds it rather difficult to meet regularly recurring expenses. It therefore asks that the community will -not overlook the Home and its Interests amid the count less charities that claim its attention. Graceful Tribute to a Physician. ' A graceful tribute is paid by the report to the services of Dr. Stotler during the grip epidemlo of last March until he himself was disabled by the disease. The doors of the Home are open to the aged and friendless of all Protestant denominations. As showing now wen the Home has been conducted, tha report quotes the words of a lady, who said: "I wish to record that, after visiting faith fully for a month, I have no complaint of any kind from either the inmates or matron to report." The. closest attention was given to the reading of the report, with occasional out bursts of applause. Tho paper was accepted unanimously, and then the purely social part of the occasion occupied the visitors for the rest of the day. The ladles who had charge of the various details of this most pleasant affair were as follows: Mrs. Georgo A. Kelly, doorkeeper. Ice cream tables Chairmen, Mrs. Philip Beymer, Mrs. Belter and Mrs. Jennings; aids, Miss Snodgrass, Miss Beymer, MlssTIarlon Sohoyer, Miss Plckersgill and Miss Georgle Thurston. Fancy table Chairmen, Miss Davidson and Mrs. Qaincy Scott: aids, Miss Sarah Scott, Miss Kelly and Miss Elite Stephenson. Hall table Chairmen, Mrs. Lee 8. Smith, Mrs, Bigger, MrsWilliam Scott, Mrs. C. B. McCleane; aids, Miss Nell Ewart and Miss Emily Erwln. Small dining room. No. 1 Chairmen, Miss O'Neill. Mrs. Speer: aids, the Misses Sneer. Small dining room. No. 2 Chairmen, Mrs. John McCreery and Mrs. Hamilton; aids, the Misses McCreery. Large dining Toom Chairmen, Mrs. Mellon, Mrs. Book, Mrs. Samuel .McKee and Mrs, George K. Stevenson. Mrs. Thurston and Miss Arbuckle actad as directors. "The Peake Sisters" entertained a number of their friends last evening at the Fourth TJ. P. Church, Montgomery avenue and Arch street, Allegheny. The programme and other features of the evening were very unique. Solos by Miss Sarah Marquis and a recitation by Miss Nellie Kubns were strong points of the programme, but there were really no weak points. The names of the "Peake Sisters" and their Qhaperon follow: Chaperon, Miss Margaret Rosamond Hill; Arminty, Miss Nannie Mathews Weaver; JJetijAMlss Clara Brown Armstrong; Dorothy and Ehzy, twins, Misses Blythe Davidson, Margaret Jane Cubbage; Hannah Sehndy, Miss Amelia Jean Hill: Jemlmy, Missjilary Jane Glover; Jjucindy, Miss Annette Prazier Weaver; Mirandy, Miss Lyda Bynd Blair; NarcUsy, Miss Bertha Melissa Hill; Ophely, Miss Mary Koblnson; JPlany, Miss Jennie Shand. After the entertainment refresh ments were served In the church parlors and a few hours were spent socially. Tha entertalnmont was nnder the auspices of tho King's Daughters of tho churoh and they secured a neat little sum for the Montgomery Avenue Mission. Toe Band of Hope of the S0J10 Mission Church gave a musical entertalnmont in tho Fourth ward school last evening, rendering a cantata entitled "A TemperancePlonic," with "The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe," A large audience was present, and the programme was so well presented that It was decided tg continue it to-night. Tho affair was under the? direction of Miss nop kins, assisted by Miss Kate Hughes and William Hughes. Those who took part were: Misses M. A. Joseph, Florence Burns, Mary Joaes, Sadie Williams, M. G. Roberts, and jonn-iiouens, uge xiarvey, iioweil uavls, Wfllla Towta ITnha-4 TInn,Xn c-..i Ti ti l uuu ajui?j, -.mwu. 4.UVTBU, 3UUlUt:i 1AIVU and Richard Lewis. Edward Evans waspre sented with a gold-beaded cane by T. B. Evans for selling the molt tlokets. The proceeds are for the benefit of the church. The charming Miss Gertrude Maorum last evening became the bride of Edward Augus tus Wood, tho marriage, with its attendant splondors, being solemnized at 5 o'clock in tho Presbyterian Church a&SewfckJey, Rev. William O, Campbell officiating. The bride was given away by her brother, W. F. Ma orum. M's Willis, a friend from En"Jand, was the bride's attendant. Charles S. Wood, brother of the groom, actedas best man. The ushers were Messrs. F, C, Osborne, F. H. .B. McKnight, Georgo Macrum, tawrence Woods and W, J, Leemcr. In the evening a reception was held at the home of the brldo, wheio Mr. and Mrs. Woods received the con gratulations of their tnonds before their de parture on a wedding trip of a month, Mrs. Christine McKee gave a musicale last evening at her beautiful home.mnd bo tweon tho numbers on the programma-hor guests chatted wttu encli other nnd became better acquainted with Misses Manning and Prate, In whose honor Hhe mnslcalo was gtvon. Talented rausloians nnd vocalists wero chief in the ovenlng's progranlmo of entertainment, but that was to their credit rather than disparaging to the elegant lunch served. Tills was the last time tho guests of honor could meet their friends in this city, nnd they bade them goodby preparatory to departure this morning to their homes. In their stay horo tho ladies have beoomo qnlte popular, and another visit will be looked forward to by their new friends. Social Chatter, At 11 o'clock a. m. to-morrow there will be Interesting exerciser at tho Shadyside" Academy in connection with the pieaonta tton to-It of a flag and flagstaff. These exor cises will consist of a presentation speech by Rev. Dr. R. 8. Holme, pastor of the Shady, sido Presbyterian Church, np acceptance speech by a member of the academy fuculty, and other exercises. Pitor. Christy's dancing pupils united last evening n the doling reception of the sea. sod. Guenther's Orchestra furnished musio for the now dancers to show their friends how much better they can dance -now than at the beginning Of the term. Mns. Thomas Guxstox, who has been the iroost of friends in this city and vlclnltv. left Jior her home near Cheyenne, Wyo, y ester-, S- George Fairly, who will remain In the West tin til Septemc loer. , MBSTATjtAir, of Union avenue, Allegheny, entertained last eveningin honor of her sister-in-law, Mrs. J. w. Thompson, of Helena, Mont. Her guest was thus given an opportunity of meeting her friends in thl . Btbok W. Krao, Miss Carrie Tarrant and the Alpine Quartet were the leading attrac tions at an entertainment given last evening In the Fifth TJ. P. Chnrch for the benefit or the Sabbath school. Ths Iron City Band, of the West Ehd, gave a literary and musical entertainment last evening at Metropolitan Hall, and the pro ceeds were given to the widow of tho late George E Clinton. The reception and ten. irlven at the Pan- dusky Street Baptist Church last evening was eminently a success and the "United States," as usual, carried off the honors of the evening. Sistib CATHABnns (Kate Drexel) left for her new uus in .rnuaacipnia, taJang wita ner IS Sisters nnd Mother Inez. The latter will shortly return to Pittsburg to continue her work here. The Sons of Veterans met the old soldiers of Post 3 at Mansfield last night and tamo off the field winners to tho extent of a beauti ful stand of colors presented them by their A 7 o'clock dinner, with a small number of guests, was presided over by Mrs. Joseph Dllworth last ovenlngat her charming home on Bldwell street, Pittsburg. A EECEmox and concert was given by the Ninth ward school, Allegheny, yesterday afternoon which was greatly enjoyed by all present. The Thursday Night Club's reception at Braun's Dancing Academy last evening proved one of the most pleasant given this season. Mas. Jmrwrr Drarr, Miss Annie Dunn and Miss Ida Dunn, of Sharpsburg, sailed on Thursday, the 28th, for an extended trip to Europe. Joseph 'h. Goimoir. of the Pennsylvania Company, and wife left last evening for a two weeks' trip through the West. MB8.A.E. W. Paikteb was host last even ing at a charming luncheon at which ten of her friends were entertained. Mas. William Holmes entertained a dozen of her friends at dinner last evening at her elegant residence. It is expected that 10,000 persons will at tend the Orangemen's picnic at Hulton July Hiss Helxbt Williams, of Richmond, Ind., is visiting Mrs. E. H. Dermitt, East End. Miss Joan McCcixocon, of Cincinnati, Is visiting Mrs. James A. Henderson. J. J. Holmes CoMiLUfDEBr, Company C, pic nicked at Lake Grove yesterday. FBAKCS AND THE EXPOSITION": AMatter That May Decide "Whether the Ee pnbllc Will Have an Art Exhibit. Chicago, May 24 United States District Attorney Milchrist to-day received a letter from Edmund Bruewerl, French Consul Gen eral to the United States, raising the ques tion whether clerks, artisans and other em ployes brought to the United States under contract by the World's Fair Exhibitors would fc subjected to the alien Immigration laws. Upon the answer of said letter de pends whether there would be any exhibits from France. Mr. Mllchrlst has decided to refer the mat ter to the Attorney General of the United States. It Is believed the latter official will construe the World's Fair act as conferring the right on foreign exhibitors to Import all necessary employes and under contract if need be. 0 TOO MANY CIGABETEES. A WHHamsport Young Man Who Is In Very Bad Way. SPECIAL TELXOBAM TO THE DISPATCH.! Wrr.T.TAMSPOBT, May 28. Bobert Florey, a. young man or this city, is reported to be dan gerously 111 from the effects of smoking cigarettes, and It is said that his case Is a hopeless one. Young Florey, it is stated, had been smok ing cigarettes for the past 11 years, nslng from W to 20 daily. Washington and Jefferson Seniors. SPECIAL TELXOSAK TO THE PISPATCH. J WASBTiforox, Pa., May 28. The grades of the senior class of the Washington and Jef ferson were announced this evening. S. G. Nolan received first honor and Bobert Orr received second honor. Honorary orations will be delivered by F. H. Blayney, B. M. Sherrard, Charles Sterrett and O. Under wood. In all U 'gentlemen, delivered speeches. Hearken, Ye FhUadelphlans, Harrlshnrg Patriot. The people are for investigation with a big I and with a keen eye, a searching eye, an audacious eye and an "eye that winketh not." 1 1 11 11 1 A Jealous Editor, Franklin Repository. 1 As a rule, lawyers and clergymen are selected to deliver Memorial Day orations Why is it? PEOPLE COMING AND GOING. P. J, Hitter, of Laird & Co., Market street, left last night for New York en route for Bavaria. He was notified by cablegram yesterday of the Illness of his father, an old gentleman of 03 years of age, and he at once decided to visit him. He will be absent about six weeks. Captain W. B. Stout, the well-known foundryman and machinist of Connellsvllle, went to Cleveland last night to visit his son. who is leading man with the George A. Baker Opera Company. Mrs. Lena Carr, mother of Joseph and George Carr, hasjust sailed for Muehlhausen, Germany. She will spend several months In Switzerland, returning home about the 1st of October. John '.K. White, a tannery owner and. bank president, of Connellsvllle, and A.J. Sweeney nnd wife, of Wheeling, are guests at the Monongaheia. The Suqucsne's guests include O. A. Egly, traveling agent for tho Queen and Crescent, and B, A. Wintormltz, the New Castle lawer. Alumni of the '91 class of "Washington Jefferson College to the number of 40 held their annual banquet at the Monongaheia last evening. General Shaner, of the United States Army, passed through the city yesterday,, on his way home from Washington to St. Louis. Messrs, d "W. Bray and J. Morgan Cole man, two iron manufacturers of Toungs town, were at the Hotel Duquesneyester- uay. J. T. Leary and IP. D. Casanave, Superin tendent of Motive Power of the Western Pennsylvania lines, are at the Anderson. O. De Forest, a son of tho New York coal and coke man, passed through on tha lim ited for Chicago last night. Thomas Pennard, Superintendent of Con struction of the Western Union offices, went to Buffalo last night. John B. Larkin, Charles P. McKenna and J. O. Brown returned from Harrisburg yesterday morning. Colonel M, A. Greer, of Altoona, and P. A. Smythe, of Johnstown, are at the Seventh Avenue. James Lane, of Nashville, Tenn., is in Pittsburg purchasing machinery for a new mill. United States District Attorney "Walter Lyon returned from the East last night. J. S Coxey, the well-known horse owner, of Masslllon, 0., is at the Anderson. Colonel Carroll Lampton, of "Williams port, is at the notel Anderson, Eev, J. McElhatton, of Strabane, Ireland, is at the Central HoteU James Dunlap, of Meadville, is at the Seventh Avenue. A FEW STOLEN ISITYJII3. The colonel left the. lovely rolii lie called that ere to scr. And as he went she cried, "Please kiss The regiment for ma." The tall giraffe with rapture glows As he swallow hs wisp pf hay. And he blesses his neck as down It goes. For he ta3tca It all the -way, . Ah! WUsfnll thrill That through you goes ' When yon dud a bill In last year's clothes. In tireless whirl this earth lsrbund Foreyer toward the morrow humralitgi The love that makes the Wrld go round Must be the lore of what la coming The clerk who hat been hired Grows strange beyond a doubt; ' For when he has been fired ,, He says be Is pat oat. day, accompanied Ay her mother, Mrs. ' CUBI0US CONDENSATIONS. A, newspaper started in Bay City, Mich., is christened To Rent. Queensland, Australia, owes the largest national death per capita 333 It a head. The Pennsylvania Company is having ,its railway ties shipped from Northern Mich igan. t-AX a depth of 250 feet at Eddy, N. IL, a strattmf of salt has been struck which is 40 eat thlok. Twelve sheep in a single flock at Fair Held, Mich., were killed by lightning during a recent storm. Triplets were bom in Carter county, Tenn.; the other day, two of whom had well developed teeth. The Osage tribe of Indians now numbers 1,600 and Is very rich, owning over LOOO acres of good land apiece. The new Kansas secret society, tho "Knights of Reciprocity, contains nearly 200 subordinate lodges. A, barbel" in Ionia, Mich., has broken there ordby shaving a mad in 26 seconds, being timed with stop watches. A, colored military company paraded on the streets of Richmond the other day, headed by a Confederate battle flag. Only one-third of the members of tho convention that framed the new Australa sian Federal constitution are native born. The 373 horses and mules in the munici pal employment of Cincinnati consume three tons of hay daily and oats and corn la proportion. An incident of the Muskegon fire was a little boy, scarcely large enough to trundle the barrow, fleeing from the Are with two setting hens. A consignment of 18,176 gallons of brandy has been shipped, in one lot of 313 packagesby sea, from Sacramento, CaL, to Bremen, Germany. The Central Park menagerie of New York City now contains 900 living specimens, having been enriched during the year by 33 births. The baby hippopotamus weighed 150 pounds when it was 5 months old. The first railway postoffice, the parent of the present fast mail system, was organ ized on the Chicago and Northwestern Bail road in August, 1861, on a fast train running between Chicago and Clinton, la. A Georgia man, at his death-bed, who appointed his own pallbearers, stipulated they should bury him In a plain coffin, and that the box in which It was placed should he covered with a slanting roof like a house. Two young ladies of Christian parent age were converted to Judaism a short time ago at Tarboro. Both of these were in fluenced by love for Hebrew men. These being orthodox Hebrews would not consent to marry Gentiles. The new British torpedo depot 'ship Vulcan is in many ways one of the most in tersting and nniqne vessels afloat. She Is Intended to accompanya fleet and serve as a workhouse and storehouse for everything connected with torpedoes and mining. An American debutante disturbed tha ec-uanlmity of the royal circle one day this season by seizing the Queen's hand and giv ing it a hearty bnt unceremonious shake, after which she floated by the other royal tics without paying the slightest attention to them. The reclamation of the Okefenokea Swamp, in Georgia, by means of drainage canals running to the St. Mary's river, Is proposed. The area of the swamp is 67S sauare miles. There will be about M miles 01 main and 1,300 miles of lateral canals, and many small agricultural drains. One of the books of the "Washington collection recently sold is entitled the "Daily Sacrifice." It is entirely in the handwriting of Washington when he was about 20 years of age, and Is a small volume of 24 pages, with a prayer for every morning and even ing of the first five days of the week. A few days ago, daring a thunder storm near Gordon, Ga., a buzzard which was at tempting to soar above the clouds was struck by lightning and fell dead to tho ground, an apparent distance of 300 or 400 yards. The body of the bird was found to be badly burned and its feathers singed. Five years ago a St. Louis girl was caught by her mother being kissed by a painter at work on the house. The old lady rushed out and pulled the jflrl Into the , house. That was the last time anyone ever saw therglrl. Since then her room Is locked and the shutters tied and no one sees her. A farmer of Atchison, Kan., wanted to dig a well, so he plowed a lot of land and planted it in oats. Every day he watched the oats, observing the spots that showed the greatest moisture. Finally he selected a spot and sank a well. At 24 feet he had a fine stream of water. It is said to he the best well in the county. In building water works for a "Western town it was figured that a cejtain spring would supply ISO gallons of water per day per capita for 100,000 people. When $20,000 had been expended it was discovered that an error had been made In flimrinff-. and that the supply would only be two gallons per day per capita for 10,000 people. A motherly old cat near Hartford, Mloh,, having been deprived of her kittens a short time ago, adopted in their stead a young rat, which, not having its eyes open, probably did not detect the change in par entage. The cat cared for its adopted off spring very carefully until it grew to be good meat, and then it mysteriously disap peared. A strange grammatical blunder gives one clause in the proposed Kentucky con stitution an opposite meaning from that In tended. It reads: "No person shall be eligible as Judge of the Circuit Court who Is not less than 35 years of ago." Two nega tives being equivalent to an affirmative, this means that the Circuit Judges must be less than 3S years old. A Missouri fishing party one day last week succeeded in catching two croppies, one oil can, seven bass, three mud cats, two mountain trout, one pair crinoline, 14 tin cans, six empty beer bottles, one overshoe, eight hickory shnd, one goods box, two eels, three snapping turtles, two bad colds, two pair sunburnt bands, two blistered noses and several other articles besides an empty lug, supposed to have been thrown into the lake by the mound builders. A Frenchman went Tapidly along the street on a cold, fair day, and had, by violent exorcise, brought himself into a condition of profuse perspiration. Ho took off his hat in saluting a friend. As he did so he was as tonished to feol what was apparently a slight fall of snow upon bis head. It is supposed that the freezing outer air condensed the moist warm air within the gentleman's tall hat so suddenly that a veritable snowstorm, of miniature proportions, was produced. LIGHT, UVELT LINES. "See that fellow over there? He doesn't know where he'U get his next meal." "Yoo surprise me. He looks well to do." "He Is; but he doesn't know whether he'll dine at home or at the club." SronUyn Lift. Jack Hardup Ob, Miss Plontot I may I hope at all? 'MlssPloutot No, Mr. Hardup, this must go no further, bat I will be a sister to you. Jack Hardup Well, then. Miss Plontot, Just re mind the old gentleman that I'm his son; I'm afraid he might forget me In bis will, rafe Htccrtl, Dicky (an 18-year-old man of the world) Let me take you to the next dance, now do! Nelly (a 17-year-old"debutante) Go and ask your mamna, Dicky. I don't want to take you into tha faet set without her permission. Huntey'i tfetily, "Papa," inquired the editor's only son, ' 'what do you call your office?" "Well," was the reply, "the world calls as editor's office the sanctum sanctorum, but I f don't." "Then, I goess," aqd the boy was tboagbtTal tor a moment, "that mamma's office Is a spanctnnt sp-mctorum. Isn't It?" MTathinotan Star. A family on Fourteenth avenue is blessed wlli olive branches eight seven girls and one boy. Recently a new little girl arrlTcd, and the eldest daughter exclaimed, in tones of the deepest con cern: "Another daughter to marry off! This la awful 1" When her father and mother were discussing tho ' all important question of the name for the midget tha cldestofthe household was heard from again, "I think," said she, emphatically, "you had better name her 'Amen.' "Detroit Tribune. Oh, to Think of It! The Joneses had a dinner party last night, dear, and cook tells me they had peas at 10 shillings a pint. Think of peas at tint price. "Just so, my love; that's about all we can do.'' Judl. The following inscription has been. dis covered on a tomb in an old churchyard: Here lies the body of Jonathan Kam. , Ills sour In the bosom of Abraham. That's aU rery well for Jonathan Bam " f isat, say, now aooui poor Aoranamr ,. Xbglicht BwxtiehemA i& .,"i.t,, i;'tii &isi-3fcaiS.5i.-i .AA. ,J.'ii$kjfee mmikX '&&& s.ViM:AjL rmM mn trTTSTAT .,,. 1ffiata-Vf