flRsWnn5'p'H9'-MH'Bi'B' w WrW' Bf a ' . THE PITTSBURG ' DISPATCH; m THUESDAY, ' MAY 21,'; 1891." '"' ' H- ,1 ppfeij. P & !je J31; ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY is4a Vol. 43. No. 103. -Entered at Pittsburg rostomcc. Nove-srilicrll. 1, as scond-clas nialtcr. Business Office Corner Sraithfield aud Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 7S and So Diamond Street, in. New Dispatch Building. EASTrns advertising- oKncE, room a, TRIBUNE BUILDING. XEW YORK, w here com plete files of THE MsFATClI can always be found. Foreign advertiu-rs appreeiato the convenience. Home advcrtlsen and friends, of THE DISPATCH, while In New York, arc also made wilcoine. THE DISPATCH is nsntorlff on Sale at Ercntano's, t Union Sqvarr, .w York, and 17 Ave de 'Qpcra. Paris, Prance, where anyone ulto has beta disap pointed at a liotel neios ttandcan oltain tf . TERMS Or THE DISPATCH. rosTAcr t r.uc ur the uxited states. Daily Dispatch, One Year $ 8 CO Daily Dispatch, PerQuarter 20J DA1L1 Ditatth. One Month TO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 ear .. 10 CO D ly Dispatch, including Sunday, 3 m'tlis. 2 so Daily Dispatch, including bandar, 1 m'th.. 0 5-oma.v Dispatch. One Year 1 SO Weekly Dispatch. One Year 1 5 The D ily Dispatch llellered Ijy carriers at 15 cents per week, or, inUudmg Sunday Edition, at SO cents per etk. PITTfcBCKG. THURSDAY, MAY 21, 1S91. tiik s 3u; except in name. The Cincinnati Convention 1ms added to the old adage, and evidently believes that a rose will smell even sweeter under another name. The organization which was launched with so much noise yester day is the old Greenback party in disguise, and not a very complete disguise at that. The first declaration of the platform is for a practically unlimited issue of legal ten der paper money, and the abolition of the national hauler. To be sure, the rag baby has a new dress and trimmings, including a reused sub-treasury plan, free silver and Government loans on real estate, hut stripped of these gaudy vestments it is the same baby still. The reason for this is easily found. The farmer!) movement, which culminated in the Cincinnati convention, was a spontan eous rising in the rural West and South, "but tho leadership has been appropriated now by such well-known political back numbers as General Weaver, the Greenback candidate for President in 18S0; Delamatyr, of Colorado: Seitz, ot Ohio, and a score of other faithful worshipers of the paper dol lar. Three or four years ago. when the Union Labor move looked really dangerous for a short time, these same third party veterans sprang to the front, secured tiie adoption of their platform with the labor Irimmiiuxs suited to the occasion, and the promising bud commenced to fade- from that hour. Xow the same leaders with the familiar platform are once moie with us, but this time their hope is resting mainly upon the farmer instead of the city artisan. They liave rechristened the child with any amount of enthusiasm, but an election day or two will determine whether fate will be more kind than before. MAKi: WAK ON TDK PKACTICE. Representative Brooks is on the war path at the way his wholesale liquor bill has been amended by a committee of the Senate. The amendments are such as to reverse the purpose of the hill. Instead of establishing fuither regulation of the wholesale trade, it practically opens the door to the bottle traffic uuder the whole sale disguise, and lowers the license fee for cities of the third-class. Consequently Sir. Brooks, who introduced the bill with the intention of making it a regulative measure, is in a lighting mood. It Is not to Mr. Brooks' discredit that this turning his bill upside down should stimulate his pugnacity. But he should direct his fight, not against the single in stance afforded by his bill, but against the precedent w liich Senate committees are establishing for that sort of thing. The Philadelphia lepresentativeshouldremem her that the same treatment was given to a hill to secure the secrecy and independ ence of the ballot, by turning it around so as to put the polls more completely under the control of machine politicians than they are at present. If Mr. Brooks will declare war on all such practices he may be able to effect a considerable reform in Legislative methods. VKOGltK ON THE SMOKE ISSUE. Interviews on the subject of smoke con sumption develop two classes of opinion among large consumers of fuel. One class is represented by firms already putting in improved stokers, who will in a few days demonstrate the possibility of a practical abolition of smoke The other is typified by a leading house which, having tried smoke-consuming appliances in the past, lias little laith in them now, and has built a stack so high that the smoke will he car ried away from its immediate neighbor hood. "But," says this firm, "if the law obliges us to do anything more we will do it." The existence of these two classes should shape the course of those laboring for the abolition of smoke. All who are keeping up with and even in advance of public opinion will help to prove the possibility of the leform, and will lend most powerful aid in securing its ultimate success. Of course, the ability to consume smoke having been proved, previous efforts with unsatisfactory deuces go for nothing. When the proof is before every one's eyes tliat smokeless chimneys are a possibility, the great majority will hasten to secure tho economy to be produced In that way, and the resort to law will be necessary only as the ultimate step to complete abolition of soot. The progress already made in the adop tion of improved stokers proves the great value of moral influence to secure this im provement. The same pressure, judiciously kept up, will soon leave cry few cases in which it will be necessary to use the law. A IlKLATIVK NEED. The failure of Admiral Gherardi to se cure the grant of the Mole St Nicholas, and the declaration of theHaytian Govern ment that popular opinion there will not permit the cession of the territory to any foreign power, stirs up our Eastern cotem poraries to emphatic declarations of the necessity of a coaling station in the West Indies. The Xuw York Sun, in noting the importance of sucli an acquisition, revives the old proposition of securing Samana Bay, which was one of the famous bones of contention during the Grant adminis tration. It says w Ith truth that the ad vantages of Samana Bay as a harbor aro equal to those of the ilole St Nicholas, while its position with reference to the routes of commerce are not inferior. It would be a singular example of tho changes of time if an acquisition on which the strongest Republican administration was first challenged aud defeated in Con gress should be revived twenty years later. Tet this seems likely to he done, provided the necessity of establishing coaling sta tions for our fleets is accepted as an unquestioned requirement On this point, however, there is still some room for discussion, The experience of the Esmeralda at Acapulco is taken as an evi dence of the necessity for having stations where in case of war our cruisers could resort for supplies. But it may be ques tioned whether, if we should get into a naval war, our ships would fare much better for the acquisition of coaling stations. In peace they gan get coal and supplies anywhere. In war it is plain that the coaling stations, and even the slightly garrisoned forts would promptly fall a prey to the power which could send the strongest fleet there. As either end of the Domissican island is within a few days' sail of Nassau, Cuba or Key West, it is plain that a coaling station on either side of the island would simply be a prize for tho strongest naval force in tho West Indies. Unless the United States is prepared to make a great fortified post and maintain a large garrison at either Samana or tho ilole St Nicholas, they would simply be a present to an enemy in the case of war. In peace, the need of such a station Is far from clear until our naval Interests have grown much beyond their present magni tude. MAINTAIN' TIIi: CONSTITUTION'. The experience of Kentucky in adopt ing a new Constitution is remarkable, and has a lesson for States where the need of Constitutional revision is by no means as patent as in the Bourbon State. The old Constitution of Kentucky is a distinctly antediluvian document, and the necessity of changes was universally conceded. But the instrument drawn up to take its plaee is so full of muddles that a very strong party, represented by the Courier Journal, is taking ground for its defeat, preferring the antiquated instrument This is certainly a warning to States which have a good Constitution that prop ositions to remodel them should be enter tained with great caution. Certainly, when a State has an instrument so much in accord with modern needs, and contain ing such excellent provisions as the Penn sylvania Constitution, the proposition to submit it to revision naturally arouses sus picion. A few days ago, in one of our city cotemporaries, a communication pointed out that tho Constitution is only twenty years old; that it was the product of the best minds of the generation; that its characteristic features were such as were dictated by the experience of the people with tho modern agencies, and that it would bo insanity to subject it to tho chances of mutilation before its effects were fully known. Every word of this argument, which we presume to have come from one of the most eminent citizens of Western Pennsylvania, is strictly true. There is no important pro vision of the Constitution which requires amendment There may be some minor respects in which amendment is possible; but these can and should bo acted upon separately, so that each will be decided on its merits. With the possibility that a convention composed according to present propositions would emasculate the impor tant provisions of the Constitution in order to loosen the hands of politicians and corporations, insanity is a mild and char itable term for the influence urging tho Constitutional Convention. The people should make up their minds to speak plainly to the effect that the pres ent Constitution shall be retained; and as an appropriate appendix to that' resolution it might be welil to add the determination that it shall be enforced. RISKS AND GAMIILING. An inquiry made in a letter to the New York Tribune shows a widespread inabil ity to distinguish between the chances and risks of legitimate business and those of gambling. The writer imagines a person, A, to win considerable sums of B in beta on cards and horse racing. For the third transaction the writer presents the follow ing: A thereafter, reflecting on the mutability of human affairs and on tho inevitable tend ency of all bettors and ramblers to ultimate ruin, besides the distrust and dishonor in which all such persons arc held by right minded members of the community, pro ceeds to the office of a well-conducted life insurance company, which w e may call E, where, after mutual careful examinations of all the chances and risks involved bj- both parties, A takes out a policy on his life for $10,000, paying the first annual premium of $23Uon the spot. Six months thereafter A dies, whereupon the company, E, which takes a just pride in its prompt settlement of its debts, pays the $10,000 to A"s heirs. Will not some intelligent correspondent of the Tribune, with a talent for casuistry, kindly differentiate for me the moralities of the above suggested transactions? The signature to the article indicates that theinquiree is a college student; but a great many grave business men have shown a similar difficulty in distinguishing between gambling operations and the busi ness systems which benefit mankind. T.he language quoted shows the idea of the in quirer to be that because an insurance transaction involves chances just as a horse race does It is plain the inquirer is innocent enough to imagine that horse races are not always "fixed" therefore it is gambling. Notwithstanding the confusion of ideas on this point the distinction is a per fectly plain one, and it is so im portant that it is worth while to make the explanation somewhat fre quently. The fact that a business con tains risks does not make it gambling. All business has more or less risks. The busi ness of putting down oil wells is one of wide chances, and is entitled to large profits to balance them, which it could get if it did not have the misfortune to he sub ject to a monopolized market The busi ness of handling sugar is subject to few chances, and consequently a fraction of a cent is a good profit. Because the risk is greater in one case than the other it does not follow that one is any more legitimate than the other. The distinction between legitimate busi ness and gambling is this: In a gambling transaction whatever one party gains another must lose; in a legitimate business transaction both parties get something that they wish. A bets B S10 and wins it Exactly what A has gained B has lost A buys 10 worth of goods, or the same value of service, from B, and both are better off for the transaction. The insurance trans action instanced above differs from gambling because A paid the premium and got what he wanted, namely, the as surance that in the case of his death his heirs would he provided for. The insur ance company got what it wanted, namely, an increase to its premium receipts which, based upon the doctrine of averages, yield it a profit over and above tho annual death payments. The idea of the writer seems to have been that by dying within six months the policy-holder made a great stroke of financial luck; but very few in vestors in life insurance will take that view. To return to the fact that there arc varying risks in different sorts of business whicli must be compensated in the profits, the whole business of insurance may bo statedby saying that it is to assume the more well known and general risks and to take that part of the profit which compensates the risks in the form of premiums. As death is the one great lisk incident to all human effort, the function of life assur ance in assuming that risk is a legitimate service to all who wish to guard against its chances. LOCAL WORK ON ROADS. An Ohio writer in the Country Gentle man indicates the way in which those hav ing road work in charge can effect a grad ual but in the end marked improvement in the rural highways. He thinks that "nothing will come of it unless those who do the work take hold with an honorable intention of making their work count in tho direction of permanence. If a hill is lowered, a hollow filled, a culvert founda tion built for all time, or a swamp cross ing thoroughly drained, to that extent the work is for years and not for a sum mer and will bear fruit in a lessening of those taxes which every passer over a bad road pays in wear and tear of team, vehi cle and temper." Such a course as this writer points out requires no additional legislation and no expensive appropria tions. It is indisputable that the direction of the present road work to tho object of making permanent highways would in course of years effect a permanent reform. There are a few enterprising localities in Pennsylvania where this has been practi cally demonstrated without State aid. But it is also true that an intelligent policy on the part of the State will offer a premium on such work by granting aid to townships where it is proved to be done by certain prescribed standards and tests. The State should know that its money produces good roads; for the sinking of State money under tho patchwork system would only be making a bad matter worse. The trouble with the late road hill was that after starting out on the proper basis of guaranteeing good roads where State aid was to be given, it was pruned and clipped to meet political exigencies until there was scarcely a vestige of that essential pur pose. Tho failure of road legislation should not lessen the agitation in favor of improving highways. The work of educating the people as to the economic value of good roads should ho kept up. Fanning dis tricts should be brought to see how they can be"nefit themselves by such work. If this is done for a couple of years, the next Legislature may contain intelligence enough to pass a law that will hasten the work of building first-class roads. It is one of the sad features of the chaso of tho Charleston after tbo Itata, that it has knocked into a cocked hat tho plan of tho industrious Senate Committee on Territories to use that vessel for a trip to Alaska, "in order to inquire into tho advisability of es tablishing a Territorial Government thero." Tho hard-worked Senators will no doubt be able to take passago by some other steamer, and thus afford tho Alas kans a chance to put in their plea for abetter Government; but the pleasure of going there with a war vessel at their com mand has been rudely snatched away by the unruly behavior of tho Chilean vessel. This will cause tho insurgent Chileans to bo regarded with adverse sentiments by the Senate at its next session. Thebe is reason to believe that the dec laration of the Chlleansat Acapulco, that tho Esmeralda would light the Charleston if tho latter tried to capture tho Itata, was a very pretty feint. It produced the impression that the Itata was coming to Acapulco, and give her a fow days' longer start while sho was steadily steaming down the South American coast. TnE souvenirs of the Presidental trip are said to number four hundred, and it is proposed by a cotempornry that they be made an exhibition of tho World's Fair. As a product of political industry they would undoubtedly be unique. It is one of the peculiar features of Pennsylvania fiscal legislation, that each Legislature, after struggling with the tax question, the last proposition is to refer the subjection to a revenuo commission. After the commission wrestles with the question awhile the next Legislature takes it up, and in tho fullness of time rofers it to another commission. Tho commission is now being urged in its regular season. It is strictly in accordance with precedents, but it does not afford much hope of settling the tax qupstion. Now it is asserted in England that Mr. Blaine's communication proposing a method for protecting the seals was not received by tho British Ministry. Dear Lord Salisbury, our Own David Bennett Hill took out a pat ent on the -plan of nqt receiving inconven ient communications some time ago, and this infringement really cannot be allowed. TnE New York World, having degener ated into the organ Of David Bennett Hill, naturally antagonized tho proposition to establish immediate ballot reform in Penn sylvania. The Hill idea is not favorable to ballot reform. . Judge tries to make it up with the Blaine wing this week by representing the Secretary us sawing wood. But the way in which the central figure of tho cartoon is represented as holding his saw proves cither that the artist thinks that Blaine does not know how to saw wood or that there is a complete ignoranco of that honest and use ful occupation on the part of the artist. The proposition to put an eight-hour plank in tho Cincinnati platform will proba bly receive tho asseut of the farmers so long as It applies to othor people. Farmers will consent to letting other industries work eight hours, but they will continue to run their farms on tho twelve-hour plan during the busy season. It is hardly to be deemed as a possibility that, after going from Atlanta to Oregon, tho President has not been able to find an acceptable successor for Green B. Kama as Commissioner of Pensions. TnAT report that the Harrison family would not occupy the Cape May Point cot tage this season has been officially denied in the Philadelphia Ledger, which occupies the unusual position of organ for the Cape May Point real estate syndicate. This permits tho conclusion that after a journey all around the country tho Jersey mosquito has no terrors for the Presidental family. Geeat Britain is now reported to be jealous of tho reciprocity troaty with Brazil. The Democratic organs aro making much of tho report, with tho usual partisan inability to seo that if true it makes mince meat of their former assertions that reciprocity with Brazil docs not reciprocate The fortunes of the "baseball season threaten to shrink the New York Giants down to the size of pigmies. An Old Advertisement Flying Poat, July 20-22, 1CM. The Man that eat the livo, Cock Ot Isling ton, and another since, on the 15th of June last, nt Stand-up Dicks nt Newington Butts, near tho Borough of Southwaik, Is to eat another there on Tuesday next, being; St. James' day, with tho Feathers, Bonos" and Garbage. Any person may see it performed, paying but 2d. for their admittance. Nor In a Threshing Machine. "Washington Post. Pennsylvania's ballot roformbiU could not havo been more badly usod had it been on deposit in Mr. Delamatcr's bank. r rrnrtMTiyi. . .. DISPATCH, TALK OF THfe TOWN. Baseball" Tackled Seriously Touching Up a Murlllo Allegheny's Hook Lovers The Bohemian Girl in Carmen's Clothes Gossip Picked Up by tho Topical Talker. "I am coming along pretty nicely with baseball," said a studious young Pittsburg business man yesterday. "How do you mean?" asked a friend. "Well, you seo, baseball seems to bo tho propor fad, you know; the correct caper w ith young men, and I concluded I ought to bo 'in it, ns tho boys say. So I sot to work to master baseball. I never could seo any thing In it, you know, but when I made up my mind to understand baseball I stopped at nothing. I began with the reports of baseball games in the nowspapors. Every morning I read the details of tho previous day's game. It was very difficult to understand the reports were full of words and phrases I had never soen before, but that didn't dismay mo. I went on reading column after column till I thought 1 might advance another step. This was to watch tho baseball bulletin boards down town, and I did it regularly every afternoon for sovcral weeks, mingling with tho crowd that gathers on Smithflold t.treet,and picking upstray crumbs of learn ing from the cranks themselves. Then I thought I was fit to meet somo friends of mine as they alighted from tho ball game train at tho Union depot, nnd to nsk them questions about tho game, such as: 'How many runs did wo niako?' or 'Did Miller play first nctterj or -j.uuru must uuvu slugging in tho seventh,' or Whv don't they flro Blank;' and these questions were highly appreciated, I honestlv believe, and I felt I was ris ing in the estimation of my baseball friends. Slnco then my progress has been rapid, nnd if my courage holds out and I can get somo gcntlo crank to escort mo I am going to my first ball game to-morrow. It is a moment ous event, I realize, and I am afraid I may be too sanguinm in my belief that I havo pre pared myself for the ordeal, but I shall take tho chances, anyhow." Touching Up a Mnrlllo. Recently some Pittsburgcrs, amongwhom was a daughter of Mr. Simon Boymer, who la visiting a married sister in Los Angeles, mado an excursion to the Mission of San Gabriel at Pasadena, in Southern California. The pudre who acted as.guide took great de light in showing tho old buildings which the passage of two or three centuries has made nntiqulties of a rare order on this continent. It was a labor of love to the venerable padre to relate the story of tho foundation of the mission, and to linger upon the legendary sweetness of tho seven famous bells that havo for years hung silent in the adobe church. But lie was most eloquent whon ho came to tho paintings of Murlllo, which form tho grentest treasure of this Mission. Ho expatiated upon the age and wondrous beauty of tho immortal Spaniard's works. Tho visitors carefully examined the paint ings, fearful lest they should suffer any mite of such hoary excellence to escape their notice, and this close examination led one of the party to exclaim: "Why, this painting looks wonderfully new considering that It's 200 years old tho paint is bright and fresh as if it had been laid on yesterday." "Ah! I havo had theso Inestimable paint ings retouched," the padre hastened to ex plain. "They were getting dingy and dim in places and I got a Pasadena artist to come and touch them up a bit They are t onderlully improved." The idea of local talent in Pasadena may be a stranded blazoner of St. Jacob's oil's virtues Improving upon Murillo was too much for the Eastern intellect, nnd the padre's explanation was succeeded by a solemn silence. A Glimpse of Elusive Locke. Manager E. D. Wilt, of the Grand Opera House, is home from St. Louis, whither he went last week to corral the elusive Locke, and tho $2,500 he lent that extraordinary im prossario. Mr. Wilt says he is sure of his money anyhow, for he stands second in the list of creditors who levied upon the prop erty of tho Juch Opera Company, and in fact will got the first whack at tho scenery, prop erties nnd operatic scores, which cost at least $30,000 and should be worth $10,000 to a theatilcal purchaser' to-day. While in St. Louis the inimitable Charles E. and Mr. Wilt wore on the best of terms: d,lned together and let their lawyers do the fighting. The conclusion Mr. Wilt came to was that Mr. Locke is an abused man, whoso shrewdness has been overestimated with his failings, and certain to be manager of a great Emma Juch Opera Company next -season. Mr. Wilt told mo several amusing stories of the Juch company's death-bed scenes. On Saturday List, lor example, just before the matinee began, a constable representing somo infuriated creditor of Manager Looko levied upon the musician's scores of "Car men," which were at that time nominally in tho hands of the Sheriff. "Carmen" had been announced for the matinee and the audience was already in tho theater. Mannger Locke lost his nerve completelv, and was for giving no performance. The company all attired in the "Carmen" costumes clus tered about him, and for soveral minutes confusion of the wildest sort reigned. Then Mr. Wilt, who had been in formed of the constable's illegal seizure of the scores, came upon tho scene, and, with what voice he had left, asked Mr. Locke: "Isn't there some opera these costumes would suit, and for which you havo the music?" t Locke thought for a moment and then said: "The costumes would go in the 'Bo hemian Girl.'" "The Bohemian Girl" with "Carmen" cos tumes satisfied the audience well enough, for only $40 was demanded back at the doors after tho chango in programme had been announced. Bicycling for Babies. This latest notion of the parent of bicycling proclivities is to take the youngest to ride with him, and the fad seems to be popular in the East End, for on Tuesday evening I met a dozen men in half that number of blocks whj had a little tot seated between them and the handles. The scat for the baby is an ingenious little arrangement hung in front of the saddle, into which the child can be securely fastened. Whon it is afllxed to a safety thero is really no danger for the child and no end of fun. Tho Army of Readers Grow. "It is now two months since the library was opened," said Librarian Stevenson at tho Carnegie Library yesterday, "and I think we havo every reason to bo satisfied with tho results so far. Tho records of the circulating department of the library show that from March 16 to May 16 a total of 11,139 volumes wore in circulation, or more books than the shelves of the library contain. Tho growth of tho circulation has been gradual from "S3 books in the first week to 1052 in that ending May 16. Tho two months' records also show that 1,477 books have been used for reference in the library itself." PEOPLE WHO C0UE AND 00. H. Jeffrey, a young London swell and member of the Southampton Club, was in the city yesterday, bound for Chicago. Ho says the Scotch people don't like Andrew Carnegie on account of the sharp things he has said about them. He travels in the same set with young Schenley, whom he knoys very well. Mr. Jeffrey thinks America is a wonderful country. W. Horatio King, ex-Postmaster General of Australia, started for homo last evening. During his stay in Pittsburg he says lie galrfcilmuch valuable infonnatlonabout the American postal service. Ho realizes that ho couldn't have come to a more progressive city In which to study postal regulations. Theodore D. Wilson, Chief of Naval Con struction, and E. D. Scofleld, of Portland, Me., are stopping at he Duquesno. Mr. Wil son has come here to personally superintend the making of the Government armor. U. S. Grant, of Cleveland, and J. A. Sea right, of Uniontown.are at the Seventh Ave nue Hotel. Mr. Searlght Is on his way home from the Scotch-Irish annual meeting at Louisville. K. E. Wagner, a Milwaukee contractor, is stopping at the Duquesno. He is in tho city getting structural iron for a big build ing. K. W. Ferguson, of New York, President of tho White Spool Thread Company, was on tho llmltedlust evening going to Chicago. Mr. Scham, of Seat le, a former Pitts burger,has been at the Schlosser for several days. He came east to visit friends. H. Sellers McKee went East last evening. Ho says tho Birmingham road will be ready for operation about Juno 10. H. M. Koberts, of Councllsville, and J. n. King, a prominent Cleveland lawyer, aro registered at the Anderson. H. W. Semon, advance man for the "Clemenceau Caso" Company, is stopping ut tho Anderson. J. L. Barclay, the Chicago agent of the Westlnghouso Electric Company, is in tho city. .Tnhn V. Atcheson. Mason McDowell and George T. Oliver loft for Chicago last even ing. Ex.Coucrcgsman Oscar L. Jackson, of New Castle, is at tho Monongahela House. THURSDAY, A MTJBDEBOu'S ITALIAN WEAPON. ' It Is a Revolver and Stiletto Combined, and Was Captured In a Fight, special telegeam to the dispatch, If ew York, May 20.-Property Clerk S. II. Powell, of Brooklyn, has in his custody Just npw a weapon which is probably tho most murderous specimen of small arm 'over manufactured. It Is a revolver and stiletto combined, and it was taken from an Italian whoso name on tho police records is Julian Itafiano, who, together with twp of his coun trymen, was engaged In a fight yesterday morning while all were drunk. Baflano had his weapon drawn and ready for use when Patrolman Peter Gallagher appeared and put the brawlers to flight. The revolver Is slx-chambercd, of 32 cal iber, and self-cocking. The stiletto is double edged and three inches long. It is fastened to the revolver right underneath the barrel, and can bo sprung intoplaco in an Instant. When the stllcttoisrcadvforuso the weapon measures 10K inches. There Is a spring on tho piece of steel which holds the blade, and which is forced back by a screw, which pro trudes through tho piece of steel. The re volver could bo fired while the stiletto Is in tho victim's body. CIGAfiETTES KILLED HTM. Young Edward Myers Dies In Ilarrisburg From Nicotine Poisoning. CuAMUERSBURa, May 20. Edward Myers, a young man of this pjaco, aged 20 years, died nt tho Ilarrisburg Hospital last night of blood poisoning, caused directly by exces sive cigarotto smoking. Ho was on his way home and was taken sick and had to bo taken to the hospital, where ho died. His face was greatly swollen nnd nil covered with sores, causcdj no doubt, by the cigar- Ho'had been told bv the doctor that the poisoning came from his smoking, but the habit had grown on him and it was impossi ble for him to givo It up. Ho wns empioj-ed as a driver on an omnibus and was a native of Cumberland county. SOKE ILLINOIS LEGISLATION. The Morrit Conspiracy Law Repealed, and Railroad Bills Pass.ed. SrnixoriELD, III., May 20. What is known as the Merritt conspiracy law, being a codi fication of tho common law on the subject of conspiracy to commit crime, tho passago of which was tho result of the Haymarket Anarchist riots In Chicago, was repealed by a vote of the, Houso to-day. The House passed a bill to enable railroad corporations which operate railroads con necting with a rallroacf ot any other Stato, to own and hold stock at securities in such leased roads, and a bill to compel the adop tion of tho inter-locking signal and switch system by railroads. FAME'S FAV0BITE FOLK. Eugene Field is the only writer In the country to speak ill of Barnum. Jokai, the Hungarian novelist, is a mill ionaire, and looks upon life as a joke. The Emperor of China looks like a well bred youth of 17, and his face wears a settled expression of melancholy. The Duke of Fife is such an extreme dude that he Insists of being measured forhla neckties nnd pockot handkerchiefs. Vidal, the French sculptor, is blind, but his loss of sight does not prevent his achiev ing works which for design and execution aro the wonder and admiration of Paris. Congressman Stewart, of Aurora,Ill., whenever a ciicus comes along near that town, charters a train and takes a lot of children to tho show at his own expense. Henbt PiilLMrs, an Alaskan boy who came to Carlisle, Pa., some four years ago, will leave for Sitka in a few weeks to take charge of the A'orth Star, the paper published by the Sitka Indian Training School. The Itev. Phillips Brooks is descended from a lino of clergymen, one of them boing the Kov. John Cotton. Whon he was in England in 1832 ho preached in tho pulpit of his ancestor, John Cotton, in old Boston. The Emperor William will bring a retinuo of 70 peoplo along with him when he visits Grandma Viotorla at Windsor Castle In July, and tho old lady Is already having new locks put upon tho doors of the wine cellars. Sho is not going to take any chances. Louis PuixrprE, who claims to be a cousin of tho last King of Franco, arrived at the Barge Office In New York the other day as a steerage passenger on tho steamer La Bourgogno. He said ho was going to Cali fornia to become a wino producer. PhUippe is about 50. Cecil J. Khoades, the rising statesman of Cape Colony, is a smart, active and progressive man, who has brains and ambi tion to push him into any position, and wealth enough to make him independent of all influences outside of his own sense of what is right. Mustapha Gwamowe, of Durnar, Ara bia, proposes to spend $1,000,000 in a trip to Europe. The old fellow must have a slim Idea that seeing tho elephant is a costly amusement, and that doing Europe means being done out of enough money to buy a German principality. Rev. 5L Harvey, of St John's, N. F., has received from the McGill University of Montreal, the honorary degree of Doctor of Laws. As a scientific investigator ho has been of much value to natural history. His well-known discovery of tho devll-flsh, a great cephalopod, in 1873, aroused profound interest among the naturalists. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHEBE. George W. Lontz. George W. Lentz, one of the largest own ers of timber lands and most, extensive lumber operators in thU country, died at Wllllamsport Monday, aged 73. He was one of the original Arm of Herdlc, Lentz i White, ofwhicli the late Peter Hurdle was the head. Ho owned thousands of acres of timber land in Pennsylvania. Wisconsin, Florida ami Alabama; an Immense cattle ranch In Dakota, the water works in the towns of Hunting ton and bclin's Grove, Pa., Cairo and Orlando, Kla.. and was one of the largest ownero of the U uamsport Waterworks. Two Old Pcnnsylvanlans. , The oldest woman in Chester county and ttie oldest man In Berks county died on Monday. Mrs. Sarah Richardson was 89 years old when she died at Chatham, and had always been spry and active until three months ago. She had been a widow for 43 years. Samuel Frit, of Oley, Berks county, was in his 85th year. He was bom in the village where he died and had always lived there, lie never rode on a railway train in his life, John M. Treacy. John M. Treacy, son of Mrs. Julia A. and the late William Treacy, died at the residence of his mother, 26 Diamond 6treet, after a brief ill nets. He was a brother of Lieutenant James K. Treacy, of the Eighteenth Itrgtinent. The funeral will take place irom St, Paul's Cathedral to-morrow morning at 10 o'clock. Maggie McFarlaml. Maggie McFarland, daughter of IJev. A. J. McFarlaml, and granddaughter of David Gregg, of 80 Lincoln avenue, Allegheny, died In St. Johns," N B., on Sundav. she will be burled from the residence of her grandfather to-day. James Torrence. James Torrence, of Punxsutawney, fa miliarly known as "Judge, " died yesterday at the advanced age of 80 years. He had many friends In Pittsburg. Obituary Notes. Rev. David Dickey, a well-known retired cler gyman, died Tuesday at Rochester, X. Y., aged 89 years. Lewis R. Steele, a prominent silk manufactur er and journalist of Fatersou, N. J died Monday night. Ex-Judge Colbdbn, aged 92 years, originally from Pennsylvania, died In NoblesYlHc, lnd., Tuesday. DR. GEORGE A. Kino, a leading physician of Lancaster, died Monday, as the result of a fall received last summer. Ho was 43 years old. Abraham G. Keemeb, who died Monday at MiUersvllle, Pa., was well known as a specialist on eje anil ear diseases. lie graduated lrohi the Baltimore Medical College. Peter J. Peters, aged. 91, supposed to bo the oldest Grand Army veteran In the country, died at New Bedford, Mass., Monday. Mr. Peters was born In Germany, lie served eight cars In the German army, and afterward camo to this country, entering tbo ten Ice March 11, 1802. Isaac T. Rogers, for many years one of the best-known men In Connecticut politics, died Tues day at his home In Hartford, aged 79. Death was due to paresis. He represented New Haven In tho Stato Leclslature three years, and was In the Sen ate four jears. Fifteen yearsngo he was consid ered the ablest Democratic speaker In the State, and was always foremost In Democratic conventions. TESTING DYNAMITE GUNS. The Cruiser Vesuvius Does Excellent Work With Her Pneumatic Devices A Vessel and Armament That May Revolutionize Modern Warfare. Fortress Mokroe, Va., May 20. In compli ance with orders from the Navy Department a test was mado of the accuracy of tho pneumatic guns of the so-called dynamite cruiser Vesuvlns. Target practice was con ducted by the ofllcers and men of tho ship under the observation of a board of ord nance oxperts specially detailed by tho I Navy Department, and the result was highly gratifying to tho friends of this vessel nnd of her aerial torpedo throwing tubes, some times called Zalinskl dynamite guns. The officers of the Vesuvius are Lieutenant Sea ton fechroeder, commanding; Lieutenants Karl Kohrer and II. M. Donebaugh, Ensign W. T. Maxwell and Past Assistant Engineer W. J. Moore. The Board of Experts ordered to report on the results of tho target practlco consisted of Commander K. D. Evans, Lieutenant Com mander A. K. Condcn and Lieutenant J. F. Meigs, all mon of such high professional ability as to insure tho fullest possible in vestigation of tho vessel's merits and de fects. As tho guns had never before been ranged 11 shots were fired yesterday to dis cover tho air pressnro needed to throw a projectile a given distance. Thopnenmatio guns on board tho Vesuvius cannot bo elevated or depressed except by the rising or pitching of tho bow or the ship. Thoy are built Into tho vessel at an angle of 18 from the horizontal. Bango is altered by chang ing.tho amount of compressed air admitted behind the projectile. The Necessity of Test Shots. It was necessary to learn by test shots how much would send a projectile a mile and so on for shorter distances. This was approxi mately known by experiments made with a pneumatic gun on shore, but as every gun has eccentricities of its own It must bo tested for its own ranges. The targets consisted of three spar buoys, each surmounted by a small rod flag. They had been carefully anchored In a lino parallel to tho south shoro of Chesapeako Bay, half way between Sow ell's Point and Capo Henry. Tho dis tance between No. 1 and No. 2 was one half of a mile, between No. 2 and No. 3 one-quarter of a mile, and tho same distance between No. 3 and No. 4. Hence Nos. 2, 3 and 4 were respectively one-half, three-quarters and a mile from No. L which was the firing station. The range-finding shots fired yesterday were six from the starboard and five from the midship gun. The fall of the projectiles was in one caso as much as 310 yards beyond the target, and jn another case as closo as within 24 yards of tho target. Tho value of theso range finding shots was shown in to-day's practice. Tho starboard guns' capacity was determined with satisfactory accuracy, while that of the midship gun was not obtained with certainty, and no trial of tho nort mm wns rondo nt nil. When Lleutonant Kohrer had taken station in a small boat about half a mllo off the line of buoys opposite buoy No. 3 to note the fall of tho projectiles, tho Vesuvius steamed up toward buoy No. L Commander Evans was outside tho conning tower nnd Lieutenant Schrocder inside at tho helm and firing lever, for these guns are aimed laterally by the helm. Lloutenant Commander Condon was at tho firing valves below to regulate the air discharge. Lieutenant Meigs on tho bridge handled a peculiar looking instru ment, by which the lateral deviation was observed. Ensign Maxwell, also on the bridge, held a stop watch to record the time of flight of tho projectiles. A Good Time for a Trial. When all was ready the meal .pennant, a red burgee, was hoisted at the foremast head to warn Lientencnt ltohrer to look out for a shot. Tho sea wns so smooth that the vessol was practically stationary in the water. Only an occasional catspaw of wind ruffled the generally glassy surface and the bright sunshine began to be oppressively warm- At 10-27, under barely steerngo wav, the Vesuvius came opposite buoy No. L "Stand by," said Commander Evans. "Fire!" Tho starboard tubo gave the characteristic wheeze and bark that belong to this gun, fragments of the wooden sabots which hold the sub-caliber shell In place In the bore went whirring out into the water, while ahead of them, rapidly whirling as its vanes caught the air, could bo seen the shell Itself, a black dot against tho blue sky. Rising at an altitude of several hundred feet it grace fully curved downward, and without wobble or gyration it plunged down over buoy No. 4, a mile distant, striking tho water 10 sec onds nfter it left the tube. It was a perfect line shot, but'Jt went beyond tho target. Six shots were fired successively from tho starboard gun and then threo from the mid ship guta. The target of the first, fourth and soventh shots was buoy No. 4, one milo dis tant; tho second, fifth nnd eighth were aimed at buoy No, 3, three-quarters of a mile away, and the third, sixth and ninth at buoy No. 2, half a mile on. The first threo and the last threo shots were fired when barely moving; the fourth, fifth and sixth were fired while dashing at tho target at the rato of about 14 knots an hour. 'Would Have Paralyzed the Enemy. Following aro the results of the nine shots: No. I fired at-buoy No. 4, exact line, 52 yards over; time of flight, 10 seconds. No. 2 fired at buoy No. 3, 16 yards to tho left, 48 yards over; time, 10 seconds. No. 3 fired at buoy No. 2, made a bull's-eye, striking so close to tho buoy as to hide It In tho splash: time 8 seconds. No. 4 fired at buoy No. 4, 52 yards to tho left. 32 vards over: time. 101C seconds. No. 5 flrod at buoy No. 3, exact line, 24 yards short: time, SK seconds. No. 6 fired at buoy No. 2, 15 yards to the left, 28 yards short; time, 8 seconds. No. 7 fired at buoy No. 4, 24 yaids to the left, 4i jards short; time, 10 seconds. No. 8 fired at buoy No. 3, 18 yards to the left, 33 yards short; time, ?& seconds. No. 9 fired at buoy No. 2, 10 yards to tho left, 28 yards short: time, 7 seconds. In explanation of the failure of the seventh shot it should bo mentioned that there was some trouble with the valve of the midship gun, and also during the men's dinner hour, when firing was suspended, a fresh easterly breeze sprung up exactly in the teeth of tho line of fire. Examining the results it will be found that shots Nos. 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 0 would havo olther fallen on an enemy's deck or so close aboard that the explosion of the shells would disable or sink the vessel. Tho shells aro fitted with a delay action fuse, which explodes them nt a depth of about 20 feet. Shot No.3 would have plumped down directly on the deck.and the explosion there of 500 or oven 200 pounds of gun cotton ornitro-gelatinewouldnave put an end to the most powerful armored ship afloat. Shots Nos. 5, 6.8 and 9 would havo fallen just a few feet short of the enemy; but as tho projectiles plunge continually forward after striking the water, each one would have been just about under the enemy's bottom when It exploded, and no vessel could resist such a shock. The fourth shot went a few yards beyond tho enemy's nearest water line, but as most battle ships have at least 20 yards beam, It would have struck either the ship's upper works or so close aboard as to do her serious, if not irreparable, injury. A. Description of the Vessel. Tho Vesuvius was built by Mossrs. Cramp & Sons, of Philadelphia, at a cost of $350,000, for the purpose of demonstrating the useful, ness afloat of the system of projecting large masses of high explosive through the air by air pressure instead of gunpowder. High speed was given tho vessel, her trial por formanco resulting In a record of 21.65 knots per hour. She Is 216 feet long, has 26 feet beam and displaces 725 tons on a mean draught of 9 feet. When tried at Philadelphia the require ment was that 15 shots should be fired from her three 15-inch pneumatic tubes within 30 minutes. The actual performance was the discharge of 15 shells liaving a capacity of 200 pounds of explosive each in 16 minutes and 11 seconds. Tho air pressure was ample to repeat the discharge. The initial pressure used was 750 pounds and the fall of the pres sureon the firing ranged between bO pounds and 120 pounds. In addition to the .pneu matic guns sho carries three three-pounder rapid fire guns. CHIEFS OF WOBLD'S FAIR BUBEATJS. General Lew Wallace Offered One of tho Important Places. Chicago, May 20. At a meeting of the Board of Directors of the World's Fair .this after noon, Director General Davis will submit for confirmation the name of Jf F. V. Skiff, of Colorado, to bo Chlof of tho Buieau of Mines and Mining. General Lew Wajlaco has been tendered the position of Chlfef of the Foreign Bureau, but has not yet signified his willingness to accept the place. Two or three other chiefs of bureaus will be appointed to-day, F0BEM0ST FEMTNINES. Octavia Grace RrrcnK Is the first woman of Quebec to take a medical degree, Mrs. Olifhast wrote tho sketch of Henry Irving's life for tho new edition of Chambers' Encyclopedia. Arabella M. Mahspield, the pioneer woman lawver of America, was admitted to the bar in 1860. Since then seven women havo been admitted in Washington. Miss Halley, who has been appointed as one of tho two women inspectors of Massa chusetts factories, was tending a loom in tho Washington mills at Lawrence 'when her appointment was made. !' MUSIC AND SOCIETY. GUmoro' Famous Band Pleased the Chil dren and Older Folk Yesterday. Happy-hearted, bright-faced, Joyous little children, caroling birds and sweet music made a pleasing combination at the Gilmoro matinee concert yesterday. The children filled tho gallery and overflowed into tho body of the hull, tho price of admission being for them only 10 cents, and a half holi day from school life having been granted for the event. An otherwlso largo audlenco was in attendance and the larger part of tho May festival chorus also; but outside of tho performers, the interest of tho occa sion wns centered in the repre sentation of childhood, nnd in the numerous llttlo sparrows that entered tho hall with neither ticket nor pass, but whose twitterings and singing and bird talk, as they flow from place to place, and cocked their pretty heads to better hear the music, denoted their enjoyment and approbation of theaffalr. Mr. P. S. GilmoTO proved him self a great favorite with the children, whose Ideas of his Importance and magnifi cence were greatly intensified by his ellt trlmmed uniform and numerous medals. His appearance was the signal for a burst of applause from them that mado tho very rafters ring. Sir. Gilmoro recognized the compliment Said by the youthful constituency of the an lenco In a pleasing manner and proceeded to conduct his vast orchestra through Wag ner's "Hicnzl" overturn. A saxaphone solo, rendered by Mr. E. A. Lofebro, accompanied by a French horn quartet, pleased the child ish car to an encore extent, and a "Danso Africnlne,"by tho orchestra, in which clor dancing w-ns imitated .by the use of croquet balls In the hands of certain of the perform ers, elicited quite an ovation. The children wero not alone In their admiration of this number, ninny of the chorus and the audi ence evincing unusual and pronounced en joyment. Tho chorus and band rendition of "xne iicavcns re Aeuing, iruui o wc ation," was a pleasing number. Of the solo ists who appeared Miss Ida Klein wns the favorite, and it wa3 her voice that mado the wee birds bold to enter. Sho wns the only one of the singers who responded to on en core. Tho others were Slgnor Snrtorl.Signor Carlos Spigaroll, Mile. Anna Mantell and Miss Maud Powell, tho violinist. TheSouthsldo Sledlcal Society celebrated Its twenty-flrst anniversary on Tnesday in a novel but very pleasant mannor. All tho members of the society, with their families nnd about 400 invited guests, went up the Monongahela river on tho steamer May flower, leaving tho foot of South Twenty second street shortly after 2 o'clock. Stops were made at Six Mile Ferry, Homestead and the City Farm, where additional guests wero taken aboard, and tho Jolly excursion ists continued, their trip mado more pleasant by the cheering music rendered by Toerge's full orchestra. Wild Rose Park was reached at 5 o'clock, and hero the doctors and their menus tooic to tno tioous ioriuncu. iuu contents of a hundred baskets filled with all sorts of good things were soon disposed of, nnd this was followed by a ramble through the pleasant grove. Tho party then went to Monongahela City.whoro a number of peoplo who had gone up on a train after the boat left the city were taken on. At lock No. 2 the guests of the society insisted that a meet ing must bo held, and the crowd assembled to participate in a feature of the trip that, while it was not in tho programme, was nil the more enjoyable to all present. It was a little surprise for tho members of the so ciety. Itev. K. A. Elliott, of tho Southside U. P. Church; Rev. W. A. Jones, of the Knox ville Presbyterian Church; Dr. J. C. Lance, of Penn avenuo; Kev. James Kirk, father-in-law of Dr. J. M. Duff; Dr.J.D. Thomas, Dr. L. Kelnccko nnd a number of others mado speeches, in which tho highest praise was extended to the Medical Society and its Com mittee of Arrangements, for Its complete ness of details, and tho manner in which tho comfort and pleasure of the gnests had been looked after. The remarks of Dr. Thomas wero rather humorous. Tho gentleman re ferred to the object of the excursion which he said was two-fold- Since the grip epidemic, the doctors have not had much to do. The outing gave them a day of pleasure and an opportunity of making some of their friends sick. All tho guests united In compliment ing tho society upon tho success of tho trip, which ended by the return of tho excursion ists to tho city at 2 o'clock yesterday morn ing. Seattle has robbed Pittsburg of a very charming young lady, Miss May McKee, who as Mrs. Frank Schram will make that city her future home. In this robbery Mr. Schram is wholly responsible and could bo proven guilty of "malico aforethought," as lor some years ho has paid the most devoted attentions, both at long and short range, he having formerly been an AHeghenian, to tho young lady with tho avowed Intention of in ducing her to forsake Pittsburg nnd brighten his Western home. The wedding last evening was a very pretty affair. It was celebrated at the residence of tho bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas McKee, of Belle avenue, at 8 o'clock. Rev. B. F. Woodbum was the officiating clergyman, and the ceremony was witnessed by numerous friends and rela tives. The bride Was clad In a pure whlto Iansdowne that draped hergraceful figure to perfection, and swept Into a full court train. It was cut low and round and embroidered chiffon was generously used as a finish. She carried bride roses and appeared in her own girlish beauty, minus attendants. A wedding feast and nn informal reception were enjoyed subsequent to the ceremony. Mr. Schram is a successful business man of the Western city, and has prepared a lovely home for his bride, to which ho will take her immediately. The Pennsylvania College for Women has already outlined Its commencement exer cises. A concert at Dllw orth Hall Thursday evening, June 4, will Inuugnrate the exer cises. The baccalaureato sermon will bo delivered Sunday afternoon, June 7, at 4 o'clock, by Rev. Richard II. Holmes, D. D., pastor of tho Shadyslde Presbyterian Church. The commencement exercises proper will bo given Monday evening, June 8, at Dllworth Hall. Rev. Robert 11 Fulton, D. D., will deliver an address and diplomas will be presented to 3Iisses nettle Plummer Cunningham, Ida bheafe, Ella Casaell Scott, Margaret Easton and Lily Virginia Pickers glll. The motto of the class of 1)1 is "In Limine." The first anniversary of Sons of Liberty Council No. 452, Jr. O. U. A. M., was cele brated last night in their council room, Union Veteran Legion Hall, Sixth avenue. Tho programme of the evening included ad dresses by W. T. Kerr, Chairman of the Pennsylvania State Council Committee on Law, on "The bons of Libeity," tho cele brated patriotic society of the Revolution, for whicli the council Is named, and by A. D. Wilkin, Esq., of Mansfield, on "Fraternity." A vert pretty wedding at tho Hotel Ken. mawr yesterday was that of Miss Alice II. Rugg, the accomplished daughter of Super intendent Itugg, of the Citizens' Traction line, and Mr. J. It. Whittakec n prominent young business num. The wedding was wit nessed by the relatives and intimate friends only. A wedding banquet "iollowed. The joung peoplo aro well known and social lavoritcs. On Thursday evening tho Ladles' Aid So ciety of the Homestead Methodist Church will produce "Mrs. Jarley's Wax Works," under the direction of Mrs. Emma Earnest, at tho Homestead Opera House. On Friday evening there will no a "real English tea table," presided over by Mrs. Bridges. There will also be a musical programme uu der direction of Mr. J. S. Holllngsliead. Social Chatter. Mrs. Thomas McKee's gennan th!3 even ing. A 1 o'clock luncheon was given yester by Mrs. W. D. Woods. MrsHcoh Campbell and Mrs. Humphrey Miller will receive together this evening. Ex-Governor Fierpout, of West Virginia, was the guest yesterday of Mr. II. J. Heinz. The Colored Jubilee Singers will sing in the Second Presbyterian Churoh, Allegheny, to-night. The Misses Pratt and Manslng, of Buffalo, were honoied guests at Mrs. Sellers McKee's luncheon yesterday. The Art Society's reception at tiro Pitts burg Club this evening will bo tho social event of the week. Tho society will cele brate Its seventeenth birthday. ' Descendants of the Revolutionary heroes n. ill assemble at the residence of Mrs. N. B. Hogg, Allegheny, this afternoon, in the lu terest 01 a cuaptcr, to no jtnuwu as tue "Daughters of the Revolution." The ladies of the Nixon Street Baptist Church, of Allegheny, will give their annual strawberry and ice cream festival to-night and to-morrow night. Tho proceeds are for the benefit of the new church enterprise. The monthly meeting of the Foreign Mis sionary ocieties of the Pittsburg and Alle gheny Presbyteries was held yesterday liiorning In tho First Presbyterian Church. The monthly collection of four churches handed Innmonnted to $104. Not Bdggy at the Knees. McKeesport Dally News. Tub Pittspcrq Dispatch appeared last week with a now spring suit, which fits eas ily and gracefully nnd Is characteristic or the clean nature of Tub Dispatch, cither from a. literary or typographical standpoint. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Crete, Neb., boasts that there is not a cat in the town.- A farmer near Black Lick, O., has a hog that wears spectacles. Several mountain peaks in Idaho have settled from 16 to 23 feet within a fow years. Floors of rubber, claimed to be as dura ble as asphalt and cheaper, are being tried in Germany. A newly-married Susquehanna, Pa., couple have separated and rennlted throe times in four weeks. A Gennan 103 years old, with his som aged 70, and his fonrth wife, aged 40, landed nt the Barge Office in New York the other day. A theater for colored actors will prob ably soon 'bo erected in Philadelphia. It will bo the only playhouso of the kind In America. An eminent physician says that mcn'3 stiff hats cause baldness and catarrh. An other doctor claims that soft hats produce catarrh nnd baldness. Of all tiie queer things in Georgia, tho queerest is a young lady who never ate a plate of ice cream nor drank a glass of soda water, lemonade or milk shake. One of the sights at Dexter, Me., the other day, was a pair of Salvationists on the roof of a three-story building, preaching and throwing down tracts to the crowd in tho street below. Most people will be surprised to know that the Southern States furnished 501,500 troops to the Federal armies dnring the lato unpleasantness. Only one-fourth of these soldiers were colored. A Brockwayville, Pa, boy, just out of knee-breeches, has been offered $40,000 for a fire escape he has patented. Like a sensible boy, ho is going to take the money and givo himself a goodeducation. A perfect sapphire is one of the rarest gems, and, consequently, when found com mands a very high price. It is enrious that a test of its perfection Is that it shall show red in n strong artificial light. While an oak log was being converted into lumber in a sawmill at Seymour, lnd., the saw struck a horseshoe firmly inclosed in the heart of the tree. There were 26 dis tinct yearly growths over the outside of the shoe. The New Xork State hospitals for the insano utilize the sen-ices of women physi cians, nnd announcement is made that an open competitive examination for physi cians will bo held in the Capitol in Albany Juno 11 In Oldbury, Worchestershire, England, a life insurance club has been uncovered where tho offices of President nnd Treasurer wcto held by an undertaker and that of Sec retary by his daughter. It is charged it w as so managed as to put a premium on murder. A woman living in a small village near Allentown, Pa., was notified to como to Reading to sign off her interest in an estate, which was 93 cents. She declined to go, be cause her inheritance would not pay tne car fare. The amount goes to the state unless the lawyers cover It In fees. It is said of a magistrate at Biddeford, who Is a great bellover In muscle, that It Is a common thing to find him at his law office, with his book on a high shelf level with his eyes, busily reading law and swinging flve pound Indian clubs, or taking some other exercise, without interference with hid studies. A local journal at Fulda, Minn., notes that a woman recently brought to the office ( a hen's egg, which measures 7f inches in clrcnmforence the smallest way, and 9 inches the largest. It was boiled, and upon open ing it a smaller, perfectly formed egg, witb, a very thick shell, was found, surrounded by tho white of the larger egg. The candidate on the Democratic tickei was recently elected Town Treasurer of Claritsvllle, lnd. Hehn3 reiuseato nienis bond, not because he is unable, but because he Is conscientiously opposed to going on anyone's paper, or allowing others to do tho same for him. He Is well-to-do, and a man, of tho strictest sobriety. It is passing etrango that nobody has thought before of moving canal boats by electricity instead of with mules. Thl3 thing is soon to be tried with the trolley system of overhead wires. The boats, it i3 thought, can attain a speed of from six to ten miles an hour, which would mako the; time between Albany and Buffalo 30 hoars, instead of seven days. A Philadelphia chicken exhibits rare Intelligence. A baker who supplies tho fam ily with bread is met every morning at tho front gate by this chicken as soon as sho hears the baker toot his horn. She then, commences to cackle, and is given her cus tomary meal of bTcad crumbs. If tbo baker happens to bo late in the morning she will walk sometimes half a mile to meet him. She nover shows herself at tho gate on Sua day mornings. A New Yorker fell tho other day from the top floor of a flve-story tenement house, and, after breaking the balusters on two floors in his descent and bounding on his head from one floor to another, landed all in a heap on the ground floor. He then got up and walked to the street. Two boardsln tho floor on tho spot where he stopped wero broken by his fall, and his feet went through a panel of a door in the lower hall. Beyond breaking his Jaw he suffered no injury. The climate of Hindoostan goes a long way toward explaining the religious scruples which would make millions of Brahmins starve rather than eat meat stews, but less Intelligible is the prejudice of Japanese peasants, who cannot bapersuaded to drink cow's milk. Tho Abyssinian hlghlanders would shrink from neither alternative, buB would promptly cut tho acquaintance of a neigbor who should deflle himself by broil ing a rabbit. Moses, too, interdicts rabbits flesh, which constitutes the only luxury of the snow bound Jakoots, who would scorn to waste a copper coin on Chinese tea, but aro apt to fuddle with a decoction of fly toadstooL Tho Tartar emirs scandalize American missionaries by their fondness for milk brandy (koumiss), but are, in their turn, amazed at the caprice that makes their pious guests prefer pork to horse flesh. After all, there is no disputing about tastes. A curiously addressed letter lately passed through tho postotHce of Madrid, which wa3 deciphered and correctly deliv ered, notwithstanding all difficulties. Tho address wat a perfect rebus. At tho left hand side was tho figure of a lady; it was clear, therefore, to which sex the recipient should belong. Over tho lady's he.td tho snn was rising, hence her name was inferred to bo Aurora. For her surname stood a hill, with a castle at Its foot, which gives us "Montes y Castillo." Next comes tho town, for which the plan of a city was drawn, op. which tho Albambm was legible. This indi cated Granada, but, In order to leavo no doubt possible, a pomegranate was drawn bcsldo the plan. To complete the address a number was indicated in ono of the streets of the cltv plan. The postal authorities took threo "days to study this curiosity, and then triumphantly delivered the letter to "Senorita Aurora Montes y Castillo. Azac ayas No. 20 Granada," and, so far from cen suring the sender, they had the envelope Shotographed and a copy printed in the ndrid papers as a proof of the Intelligence of the department. SANS SERIOUSNESS. Ethel I just adore that young Dr. Mut tonchop. Ills sermon to-night was perfectly lovely. George What was the text? Ethel-Meholdi the bridegroom Cometh. Sao York Herald, Van East So you have been eleetcd 4 United Slates Senator. That Is a high office. De Wt-I should think so! It coat me 100,030. New York Continent. An electric car was. passing up Tremont street Sunday noon, containing, among other pas sengers, two ladles who were evidently In a hurry to reach their destination. A stop was made In rrontofChickerlngHallJust as the Christian Sci ence meeting was ocr. and the conductor held the. car some minutes In order that a number of the "sci entists" might get aboard. "What's the use of waiting for these people?" exclaimed the younger of the two ladles. "If they will only think they are riding It will be Just as good to them as a train of cars." Boston Post. First Bank President Did yon see about the President of the Ninth National? No soone was lie dead than they discovered that he had de faulted to the amount of $100,000. Second Bank Pre-ldent-Yes, I saw It. It Is get ting q bank president can't dlewlth any safety, Boston Courier. Enthusiastic Father Don't you think I ought to make a scientist of that boy of mine I suppose yon've noticed his way of getting to the bottom of things? Teacher Yes, I've noticed It about his cUisej. -LiSe. . Son Father, what does a politician mean when he says be Is la the hands of bis friends? .'--r, Father It means that he Is patUmr hU-mone?v thae.-Judge. " .