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OneMonth V0 Daily Dispatch, Including Sundaj. 1 year - 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday. 3 m'thj. 2 50 Daily Disr-ATcn. including Sunday. 1 m'th.. 90 iCMAY Di'JrATCH, One Tear I 80' Weucly Dispatch, One Year I 25' The Daily Dispatch is dellrered by carriers at' 15 cents per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG, XONDAY, MAY 18, 1S91. TIIK PICNIC 3IUKDEK AGAIN. The picnic cutting affray and murder puts in an early appearance this year. A tragedy of that class, at McKeesport, forms one of the leading items in to-day's news. Affairs of that sort may differ in the de tails; but the -vital features can nearly always be predicated merely from the state ment that one has taken place. A gather ing for what ought to be pleasure, is stimu lated by excessive liquor; a drunken affray breaks out; concealed weapons are brought into use; and if the fruition is not mur der it is due to a merciful interposition of a kind providence. Such murderous affairs, occurring with a grim periodicity, take on a rather hope le& tinge. There does not seem to be any wav of cutting off the inspiring causes, and yet with those causes at work the pro portion of murderous affrays goes on as if in obedience to natural law. It will not do to forbid outdoor gatherings for enjoy ment, but when that is granted the idea of a certain class that every festive occasion requires drunkenness and brawling, is in vincible. Given those factors and a cer tain percentage of murders is the result as inevitably as a certain percentage of fruit from the blossom. Of course the penalty of law must follow such crimes; and there is a faint hope that the infliction of such penalties will check the crimes. But there is at present, among those who indulge in picni.: brawls and murders, a sublime faith that the law will never reach them. THE WKATHEK ASD THE FRUIT, The frosts of the last two nights have again aroused the interest and anxiety as to their effect ou the fruit crop. After a year in which the fruit crop was a practi cal failure, the public has a keener under standing of what the loss of fruit crop means than ever before, and awaits with keen interest the results of each adverse event Investigations, the details of which are given elsewhere, show that more " barm was done on Saturday to the grapes than to any other kind of fruit Near the river the damage was heavy; farther back the amount of fruit killed was not serious. Other fruit as a rule is too far advanced to be injured by ordinary frost; and so the prospects are" favorable for a good fruit yield, so far this year. At present the danger to fruit aud agricultural crops from the prolonged dry weather is greater than from any other sources. If we can have rains, the frosts will soon become a com paratively trivial matter. LAW AND ENFORCEMENT. Representative Stewart has taken an early start, in iewof the reports about the appearance of bogus coffee in the market, lie lias introduced a bill impos ing a fine of not less than 5500 or imprison ment for not less than a year, or both at the discretion of the court, on any person who sells an imitation or counterfeit of the coffee bean, or who mixes any other in gredient in ground coffee. This is intend ed as a warning to the coffee counter feiters that if the people of Pennsylvania pay for coffee they have the right to get coffee. The principle of the bill is unexception able; but one or two practical questions arise with regard to its application. First, the thought suggests itself that it is no worse to sell people bogus coffee than to sell them bogus spices or any of a thousand food and drug adulterations. If a special act is needed in one case why not "in all of them' That brings out the second suggestion in the fact that the State already has a statute forbidding the manufacture or sale of bogus butter; and yet tliat commodity is sold in all our lead ing cities by the thousands of pounds. Tliis makes it very pertinent to inquire whether laws to protect the people from swiudlesof this sort are likely to amount to anj thing more than an addition to the large volume of dead letter legislation. The two considerations together present the follow ing pertinent inquiries: Is there not already law enough on our statute books to prevent the sale of food adulter ations and counterfeits if it was enforced? Would not a legislator who desires to pro tect the public against such swindles ac complish most by directing a searching in quiry into the question why the laws are not enforced? AtX.ISON'S FINANCIAL IDEA. Senator Allison's last interview on the condition of the United States Treasury, and its ability to pay off the remnant of the four-and-a-half per cents, is an inter esting indication of the way the financial minds of the last Congress are letting themselves down easily. At the close of Congress the Republican assertion was tliat the appropriations and disbursements of the coming year would leave a balance of about 550,000,000, which could be used to retire this debt Senator Allison makes no such rash claim as that, now. On the other hand, he places the surplus in the Treasury at the beginning of the fiscal year at about 530,000,000, and he proposes to stretch this to pay 50,000,000 of bonds, by the following ingenious means: A large share of these bonds are owned by the national banks to secure circulation. "When the banks surrender them they must depositOO per cent of their face value in the Treasury to redeem the national bank notes. The Treasury, according to Senator Allison's policy, can use these funds to make up what is necessary to pay off the bonds, and thus avoid encroaching on the greenback reserve or other trust funds. It is true, as the Senator admits, that these deposits are ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY intended for the redemption of national bank notes instead of bonds, but the na tional bank notes come in slowly, and be fore they ate all redeemed the Treasury can make up the amount from 60me other source. -Only two comments are necessary on tliis remarkable proposition. The first is that the deposits to redeem national bank circulation are a trust fuud as much as the greenback reserve or the deposits back of the coin certificates. The second is that if any amount of them are used to redeem Government bonds the encroachment can only be made up in future by an excess of revenue above expenditures. The Senator's fine plan therefore brings out two facts: First, that the extravagance of Congress has brought the Treasury to a pass where it must use money belonging to others if it redeems its maturing bonds; second, that-this resort will only lead from bad to worse, unless the policy of the last Congress is reversed and expenditures aro cut down to a less amount than the reve nues. There is really no question that the re sources of the Treasury are ample to meet all demands on it But Senator Allison's remarkable plan for getting through the next fiscal year is a striking indication of the direction in which public extravagance is leading us. a last ATTEarrr. A press dispatch from New York an nounces that a fresh attempt is to be made to enforce the law against the importation of alien contract labor. Some immigrants have been held, in whose case there has been a clear infraction of the law. The effort is to be tried over again to impose the penalty on those who have violated the lawj although, as the dispatch naively says, after detailing the steps to be taken, the enforcement of the law is expected to be "a work of considerable diffcnlty." Of course, as long as the law is on the statute books, every effort should be made to enforce it It is true justice, too, that the effort should bo made to reach the re sponsible parties, the employers who authorize and pay for the violation of the law. But the language of this annpunce ment that a last attempt is to be made to enforce that enactment with slight hope of its success, ought to make the conclusion clear to which experience has pointed for the last few years, namely, that the law is a practical failure. The fact is that the law forbidding the importation of contract alien labor, though inspired by a laudable purpose, was hastily framed upon an entirely futile theory. It set up a false standard, for it is not a prior contract that Is objectionable, but the character of the immigration. Its failure in enforcement is sufficiently clear from the fact that the only immigrants it has kept out were not objectionable; while the most ignorant and undesirable class of immigration has flocked in unchecked by the tens of thousands. Jt is time to recognize the fact that the only way to regulate the immigration evil is to require tests and certificates showing the character of the immigrant A SUBJECT OF SUKGEET. The advance of surgical science is illus trated by some recent experiments irr which the skulls of living subjects have been enlarged, remodeled or taken in with the same successful results as those which attend operations by a skilled dress maker on an unsatisfactory costume. The latest and most striking case is reported from New York. Here a servant-girl, whose leading characteristic had been that of unconquerable' stupidity, was operated on by closing an aperture between the cranial bones. The result of the opera tion gave her the power of quick learning and a retentive memory. This demonstra tion of the ability of surgery to cure chronic stupidity should be of great value to the people of Pennsylvania. By put ting our Legislature under the treatment of this New York surgeon it might yet become able to learn that undisguised shams will not pass for reform, and its powers of memory might be improved sufficiently to remember the last State platform. Up to this writing the chase of the United States steamers after that Chilean fugitive excels in one respect the chase of the detective forces after notorious murder ers. The cruisers have disappeared also. Senator Jones, of Nevada, is out in an interview in w hich he makes it evident that he is not an appendage to the Harrison boom. After expressing a slight opinion of tho President's career as a Senator, the Ne vada man say: "Now that he is President he has tho power to set aside and nullify the deliberate w ork of three or four hundred men after it has passed committees of both Houses and been thorougly and carefully considered. This is wrong." While this is clear enough as an expicssion of Jones' dis satisfaction, it does not make one point quite plain enough. It fails to say whether Jones lays the blame for the wrong he speaks of on the party w hich elected Harrison President or on tho Constitution of theTJuited States, which gives the President the power of which he complains. The Senate committee's ballot deformity bill is an indication that the practical poli ticians are entertaining the delusion that they can get even with the Independent voters for last year's work. It is interesting to learn that the "pool rooms nre doomed" In New York, accord ing to the announcements of the papers there. This is tho result of an attack by tho race-course owners, inspired by tho samehigbmoralideaasthewaroftheChlcago Board of Trade on tho bucket shops. It is the resolution that no one shall capture the profits of gambling on the races except the race-course proprietors. Smoked sturgeon as an article of diet, seems to call for a complete pedigree of that article of diet, accompanied by official certifi cates of its age and condition at different stages of its career. "Washington is the only city in the Union that did not turn out and make a noise on tho arrival of the Pi-esidental train," says the Washington Foal. The esteemed Post is In error. The noise which Pittsburg did not make on that occasion was so pronounced in its absence that the Presi dent did not awake from his peaceful slum bers. Governor Htll is not drawing the Senatorial salary, it Is averred. But the in formation docs not state who is drawing it, and until the public knows that, the country can not feel safe. The Queen of the May this year had to rig herself out in winter furs on top of her new spring suit. An Eastern paper adds umbrella, rubber boots and a waterproof to her equipments. The assertion that she needed protection against rain would cause her to be considered in this section a very fortunate young woman. The recommendation by Mr. Jay Gould of his elevated railway system as a prophy lactic, or cure for rovers, Indicates that Mr. Gould's ideas must be of the old water curo school. Abraham Lincoln's declaration that "You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of tho people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all the time," should be commended to the Penn sylvania Senators. They seem to be un'der It is calculated to arouse new feelings of envy toward tho unduly favored East to learn that refreshing rains visited the sea coast at the close of last vrclc. It is evident that a true classification bf the meaning of Judge's political cartoons would indicate a change from that given to the first of them some months ago. Instead of calling any of them "Jealous Jim" a more complete explnnation'of tho whole series might bo given in the words "Jealous "Ben." PEOPLE W-3 BEAD ABOUT. "- BotOW gives up his plan to conduct a spring season of concerts at Iisbon "on ac count of ill health." Mrs. Mary Coorsen, of WilkeBbarre, is awid6wforthe sixth time, having married that many crippled soldiers. Prescess Louise of Denmark, who is expected to marry Prince Eugeno of Sweden, gets her name and some of her blood from .the Queen Louise of Prussia, tho most beauti ful woman who has belonged to the Berlin court Marie "Wilt, the famous retired prima donna, has been dismissed as completely cured from the private asylum at Feldoff, near Prague, and tho free disposition over her fortune of 000,000 florins has been re stored to her. 'The oldest woman preacher in this coun try Is the Rev. Lydia Sexton, who was bom In New Jersey In 1799, and who still preaches In various parts of tho West. She predicts that sho will live until 1900, thus extending her life into three centuries. Senator Gorman is to be the recipient, nt the hands of his Baltimore admirers, of a silver dinner set of 60 pieces, which Is a mar vel of beauty In finish and design. All the pieces are fashioned in designs representing the varied Maryland products of both land and water. At the recent entertainment given by "Bill Nye" and A. P. Burbnnk, InDetroit, Mr. Nye assured tho audience that tbero had been a change In the programme since last year, as last year they were using a blue piogramme, this" year they aro using pink ones. Pink Is better. Ocida is growing old and her works of late lack much of tho eloquence that used to make them so attractive. She never was a beauty, though In her prime 6he possessed hor striking points her "amber hair," of precisely the shade which sho used to de scribe In her earliest novels, and a pair of exquisito little feet. Emperor William will not go to his castle near Metz. Metz is said to be too dangerous a place for him now In conse quence of the extreme Irritation caused by the maintenance of tho rigorous passport mcasnre. It Is also reported that his majes ty haB received several threatening letters from different parts of Alsace-Lorraine. One by one the charming patriotic stories of our childhood are proven to bo myths. It Is now asserted that Frederick the Great did not send Washington a sword Inscribed "From tho oldest general In the world to the greatest," or, In fact, any sword; and, further, that there isn't the sllghest evi dence for believing that Frederick was at all Impressed with Washington's greatness. Kanti-Bey, a powerful Mossowah chief, having been convicted of high treason and finally sent to Italy, was obliged to leave his harem behind. General Baldissora, Governor of tho colony, according to the Eoman pa pers, convorted the harem, consisting of seven young women. Into seven lottery prizes, which were won by his officers. But this lottery was unfortunate, and all the ladies ran away from their new sultans. General Bussell A. Aloer, Michi gan's favorite son and tho Wolverine State's Republican candidate for President of the United States, is one of tho wealthiest and most philanthropic men of the present time. Beginning life as an attorney, a weak con stitution soon forced him to abandon what .promised to be a brilliant professional career for speculating liutlmbor. A few years later he was a millionaire, and now he counts his money by the millions. Bishop Williams recently wrote in a reply to a young Hartford man about to be married: "I regret, sir, that it is without my province to order the word 'obey' omitted from tho marriage sen-Ice. There Is no way that this can be dono except by vote of the House of Bishops. The house next convenes in 1S92, and If you will post pone your marriage until then I will take pleasure In presenting your petition to the house for Its action." The young man con cluded not to wait. UNSOLICITED PEAISE, A Flattering Testimonial From a Header Who Is an Observer, The following from a patron of The Dis patch explains itself: Youxgstown, O., May 18. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Dear Sib Allow a regular subscriber to congrat ulate you upon your beautiful appearanco In your new suit of type. Not content with being the best paper In America you now forge ono step farther ahead, and eclipse even your own excellence, Long may j ou live and prosper. Yours truly, WILL S, S. Sweetness Not Effeminate. Cleveland Leader. 1 The United States and Great Britain con sume about 85 per cent as much sugar as all the rest of the world. This fact Is an inter esting commentary upon the theory that the use of sweets is debilitating to mankind. Tho two countries which beat the world In sugar eating are abundantly able to hold their own against any nations which run more to raw meat aud coarse vegetable products. Blaine's Big Mistake. Boston Globe. Mr. Blaine did not display his customary shrewdness when he let it get out that the disease from which he is suffering Is gout. Of all diseases that is the one which is felt to be undemocratic, unrepublican 'and un American. It will be impossible to kcop up the 'Blaine enthusiasm when It I? known in the back districts what alls him. These Brethren Aro In It Sure. Mercer Western Press. The "me too" glass-eyed gosling of the Greenville Argus, who Is being nursed by Granny Harpst of the Progress, has ex hausted his own intellect, and in addition to his patent medicine advuses an Inch or two of tho Progress bile, and" calls It editorial. Great leather! What profundity! Ingersoll Np 'Martyr. Chicago Mall. . It Is true that Pittsburg will not permit Bob Ingersoll to lecture in that city on Sun day for money, but there is nothing to pre vent Robert from preaching his doctrines there If he does It without money and with out price. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Fbaxcis N, Zabbiskie, D. D of Princeton, the well-known divine and author, -is dead. John Calvert, the 12-year-old son of, Bev. A. n. Calvert, of Sharpsburg, died yesterday from cerebro-splnal meningitis: JOSEWI A. Bcebe, for more than half a century a prominent citizen of Akron, died Saturday, aged 80 years. He was for many years editor of the Bcaam. Lieutenant Allen G. Paul, U. S. N died on board the cruiser Philadelphia on her recent return trip from Haytl to New York." He acted as Naval Secretary under Secretary of the Navy Tracy. Joseph A. Edhondsox, aged 7J years, died Sat urday at his home, "Blythcwood, " Baltimore. Mr. Edmondson was probably tbe oldest merchant In the grocery trade In Baltimore. Edmondson & Son was the title of his nrm MBS. Eliza A. Loko. who was burled in Akron, O., Saturday, was the nrst lady type-setter tn that city, and m orked In the composing room of the Beaton 20 years ago. Her husband was one of the founders of that paper, and was foreman of tbe composing room at that time, Fiebiie Adolfiie CnEBCiL, the well-known French historian. Is dead in Paris. The Oobcrf prize was awarded to htm by the Acadcmle Fran calse at four annual concourses successively for his ' 'Hletolre dc ta France Pendant la Minorite de Louis XIV., "and "Hlstolre de France sous-le MlnlstcrcdeMazarln." He was one of the ablest lecturers In the colleges of France. THINGS IN GENERAL, But "Wagner and His- Music In Particular Why Wo WUl Enjoy Wagnerian Airs How Ideas Work a Change Struggles' of Revolutionists. Sho said: '-So you prefer Mendelssohn to Wagner!" And ho said: "Yes; I can stand songs without words, but I can't stand songs without music," Yet there were more tickets sold, I believe, for tho Wagner evening of tho May Festival than for any other. Some people evidently appreciate Wagner. Or else, It Is like eating olives. There nre few who naturally like olives. Yet, somehow, It Is the thing to eat olives. And so we acquire tho taste; aud even If we don't liko them, wo pretend that we do, and so manifest our possession of an aristocratic appetite. By and by we really like olives; we have acquired the taste. It is the proper thing to enjoy the music of Wagner. We will, therefore, proceed to enjoy the music of Wagner. That is, wo will stay awake and smilajuid lean forward la the attitude of devout attention, and at tho end applaud and make appreciative re marks. Anybody can school himself to do that The Spartan boy smiled la the moBt courageous and cheerful manner whilo tho wolf was gnawing at hiS vitals, And a Wagner concert Is not nearly so bad as being eaten alive not nearly so bad. Let us then smile and enjoy Wagner. By and by we will really enjoy Wanner. Tho fact is, that to enjoy the best things al ways needs education. The more good pic tures one looks at, the more one is able to appreciate good pictures. The more -good company one goes In, the more one Is able to appreciate the privi leges of good company. Nobody' begins at the end. First the Bollo Books and Oliver Optic, and then at some distance Plato. First "Alice In Wonderland" and then "Mid dlemarch." First, Puck and IAe, and then Leonardo de Vinci. First, Moody and Sankey, and then "Parsifal." Tho masters always bore the uneducated. If we don't like Wag. ner, so much the worse for us. Wo ure proved deficient in education. Personality First nt All Times. Somebody says that the enthusiasm over Wagner is tho setting of personality over music. Weill Personality first, always. Partly, perhaps, because we can understand that best. We can recognize a notable man bet ter, often than we can recognize a notable achievement. And this, especially, In the subtler arts, such as literature, painting and music. If we knew that this book was writ ten or this muaio composed, or this picture painted by a great man, why that saves us a great deal of trouble, spares us the pain of critical Judgment, assures us at once that here is something that Is worth while. Mr. Aldrich published a poem in the At lantic a few months ago, anonymously, and nobody paid any attention to it. A few alert critics remarked, I bellevo, that this un known writer showed signs of strength, but most people passed the verses by unnoticed. If tho poet had set down his name, we would nil lunc rend his lines, and remarked upon their beauty. This measure of value is not fair, of course. It does inj ustice to the work of new men; and overrates the careless work of the masters. But It is evidently the handiest measuro there Is. Bead only the men who have won fame, look only at tho pictures of artists, with whoso names you aro familiar; listen only to the music of com posers whoso genins is approved by fame, and you will miss a good deal, no doubt, but what you get will be nine-tenths of It worth while. "It Is good because it Is Wagner's." That does set personality above music. But it Is true nine times out of ten. Bichard Wagner represents a musical revolution. He stands for an idea. And that means greatness. The small man is desirous of bread and butter or of a comfortables reputation. He finds out as best he can what wo like, and he caters, accordingly, to our taste. Any other proceduro would not pay. But the great man has an idea. And his Idea doesn't agree with our idea. We""ftre all wrong, he thinks. Wo need changing, up lifting, bettering. He sets himself to get tliat done. He has a small opinion of tradi tions and old customs and conventions; pays them no reverence whatsover. This makes trouble, always. It brings in no reputation at the start, except a bad one. It earns no bread and butter. It takes all tho ease and comfort and serenity out of the man's life. But if the idea is true, and the great man is great enough to push it, presently the whole face of things has changed, and we are ad vanced another stage in the course of civili zation. That is the differenpebetween Wagner and a hundred other good composers. It is tbe difference between Martin Luther and Phillips Brooks. Both of them willibe re membored as great preachers, but Luther represented a revolution, stood for a new thing In the Church. What Wagner Struggled For. Bictiard Wagner knew what It was to be hungry, and to be hooted at. no know what it was to have his work neglected, and to hear it said that his music was bad because, it bore his name. In Paris, 30 years ago, his opera of "Tannhauser" after 161 rehearsals, and the expenditure of more than $10,000, had to be withdrawn after the third rep resentation. Tho courteous critics of the Jockey Club interrupted the music with "howls and dog whistles." Part of this opposition was political. Wagner had made some unfortunate moves in politics. Part of it was probably provoked by Wagner's own strong temper, and facility in the use of strong language. But a good deal of it, the foundation of it, was Wagner's determina tion to bring about a musical revolution. Luther, too, made his ventures In politics, and had pleasure in flinging hard names at the heads of people in general. It takes a man of strong fiber to be the head of any sort of rev ol ut Ion. And what was it that Bichard Wagner wanted? A very slmplo thing, it seems, looking at it dispassionately, a very simple and altogether natural thing. He wanted to set the drama first, and to make the music an illustration, an accompaniment, an em phasis. As Mr. Krehbiel said the other even ing, when he lectured here before the Art Society, Wagner believed "That It Is the purposo of music to heighten the expressive ness of the text to be a means, not an aim." But this went straight in the face of all the teachings and practicing of all tho musical scribes and pharisees of Wagner's day. The music was the first consideration. The words wore for the sake of the music. If the conjunction "and" happened to come in the place where the comppser wanted to have a fugue or a flight of trills, that "and" was sung, with Iteration and reiteration, as if it were the most important word In the whole opera, and conveyed the supremo meaning of the drama. Some parsons have .been accused of giving out the notice of the 'parish sewing society as if they were pro nouncing a verse from tho Revelation of St. John the Divine. And 'Whlteneld, as every body knows, was able to put such subtle pathos into tho word "Mesopotamia" as to persuade a whole congregation to shed tears. But this was worse. It was a com plete sacrifice of sense for sound. The main purposo of the lyrio drama when Wagner began his revolution was to show ofr the voices of tho singers. It was like that "sacred" music, now happily being shamed out of existence, in whioh the anthem is evidently sung to the praise andglory of the quartette. A Poet as Well as a Composer, Against this Bichard Wagner set himself. But If the muslo is to heighten the express iveness of the text, you must have a good text. And hero is tho other half of Wag ner's greatness. He chose great subjects and worked them out In a great way. He whs a poet as well as a composer. He re membered how the Greek composers had centered their best muslo about the classic drama of their country, about the text of Sophocles and -Eschylus. And he found in his own laud and in his own language that which most nearly approached those old traditions in the epic of the Nibolungs. It IsacurlouB feature of our education that we are taught a great deal more about Ulysses than we nre about Siegfried. We are made far better acquainted with the epics of the Greeks and Latins than we are with the epic equally great In motive and surpassing in picturesqueness which was the creation Of our forefathers, the Ger mans. The story of the ring of the Nibelungs, the tragedy of Siegfried and Brunhild, of Tristan and Isolde, the legend of the Holy Grail, ought to be hotter known than any myth of Italy or Greece. James Baldwin has written tho ''Story of Siegfried," and Charles Scrib ner's Sons have published It, and thus made all that fine old epic accessible. Everybody ought to read it. I Wagner took this grand theme, and Wroto Das Kheingold, nndDie Walkuro, and Slog fried, and the Gotterdammerung, and Parsi fal; first the words and then the fitting music. We aro Just beginning to appreciate the real greatness of his work. Take a new and true idea, and give It Illustration, in a worthy subjectand you have a result wbioh Is likely to he a lasting achievement. Tho "muslo of the future," they used to call it, when they doubted that sense could he ever set first and sound second in music. . It is getting, happily, to bo tho muslo of tho present. AMEEICAN LAB0B TOO HIGH For tho Best Quality of Brushes to be Manu- factored Here. Gain, in Cincinnati Enquirer. In New York City I passed a brush shop on Broadway. It occurred tome that I would go in and buy an assortment of whisp brooms, hair brushes, bath brushes, nail brushes, and supply some new rooms I had added to my library den that bachelor friends might come along and rcqnlre no baggage at nlL I bought some 15 worth of things, sold to me at tho same figure as to merchants, a brush of one kind being put in ns one twelfth, two of a kind figuring In as one sixth of a dozen, etc. I noticed a great difference In tbe prices of these brushes, es pecially hair brushes. Said I: "What makes this brush $12 a dozen and that one less than $7 a dozent" "The more expensive ones are Imported," said he. "Why are they Imported?" "Because labor is too high in tho United States not to introduce machin ery into the manufactory, and you can never get in brush-making tho perfection by ma chines which handwork will give you. The bristles of many of these French brushes, and perhaps the French make the best brushes in the world, are all picked out by- hand, and they keep stiffness as long as tho brush lasts. The woodwork is mainly dono by hand and the brush holds together longer than a glued brush would do, the back of which may be in two or three pieces. The fact is that while wo make brushes in great quantities in the United States, and we ourselves are interested in brush mills here, yet the best brushes still are imported. Wo even import bristles to make our own brushes with." '.'You glvo no other solution to this than thojrreater price of labor?" "Tliat Is the whole question. Every one of those foreign laborers who comes over here understands that by combination he can cripple the manufacturer and to some extent control him. He wants at least SO per cent more wages than he got in France or Germany or England. Indeed, he Is the per son who in general forms tho labor organiza tion, having a notion in his mind from the time he left the other country that America shall owe him at least SO per cent advance, and he starts to secure it by combination. The manufacturer, therefore, unable to han dle the labor question, looks to machinery for his relief. He will get a machine which will saw out tho wooden parts of the brush, arrange the bristles and substitute for one halfiof tho hand labor a full half of Inven tion. Wo furnish cheap articles, therefore, but Ihey do not last like those which would be niado by hand, were we not at the mercy of tho foreign and the amalgamated skilled labor." HO USE E0B BOGUS SPOOKS. A Spiritualist's Opinion of a Proposed Law In Illinois. Chicago Tribune. Colonel John C. Bnndy, who edits a paper in tho Interest of spiritualism, Is pleased at the passage by the Illinois Senate of a bill prohibiting anyone from personating the spirits of the dead, commonly known as spirit medium seances, on penalty of fine and imprisonment. The editor sent the bill to Springfield and drew It up himself. "The purpose of the bill," said Colonel Bundy yesterday, is to suppress this fraudu lent materialization business which is being carried on in this city and all over tho coun try. It is aimed to prevent such exhibitions as thoso given by Mrs. Sawyer, which the Tribune exposed, and those of the Bangs sisters. Philadelphia was full of these frauds during the Centennial and they preyed on the visitors. Such peo ple are already making arrangements to come here next year and stay until the World's Fair is over. I wroto the bill in the interest of psychical science, of the people, nud of honest spiritualism honest mediums. Scientists aro handicapped by these,charla tans going about the country giving f radu lent exhibitions. There will bo no trouble distinguishing between a trick exhibition and a genuine spirit materialization, as the latter 18 a scientific phenomenon requiring no artificial device." BLAINE F0EED THE H0BHETS. A Trick the Secretary of State Played Upon Professor Ely. SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO TUB DISPATCU. Browksviile, May 17. The late Prof. Ely, many years ago principal of the school here, numbered James G. Blaine amdng his pupils, and told a story on the present Prime Minis ter that goes to show he did not differ greatly from other boys. The professor al ways began his story by saying: "Speaking of stirring up hornets' nests," and then went on to tell how Jim Blaine, with his brother Bob, and tho present proprietor of the Hopkins Hotel here, Thomas Hopkins, discovered a hornets' nest under the school house, with a convenient knot hole leading directly up to where Prof. Ely's chair stood. Ono day the boys mentioned "played hookey," and, securing ladders, returned to the school cellar, wheie Jim poked the hor nets. The amazed teacher was stnng three times before he escaped Into tho open air, twice on his more than ample nose. Prof. Ely said he pardoned the boys after the pain and swelling had subsided, but there is more than room for suspicion here that he soundly thrashed young Blaine for his share In tho enterprise. Deserves to Be Congratulated. Parker (Pa.) Phcenlx. Mr. Adam Bowser was again made the happy father of another boy, this being tho thirteenth, ten of whom are living. PHILADELPHIA'S ROTTEN BANKS. Plain Talk of the State Press on the Hecent Financial Scandals. PmLADELrniA Calk A director who fails to direct and an examiner who fails to examine are about on a par. Philadelphia Times: Instead of tearing leaves out In (heir books last January, the guilty Keystone folks should have turned over some new ones. HAitnisBuW Telegraph: The whole truth Is now out. The Keystone bank wreckers were thieves common, ordinary, every-day thieves.-who robbed right and left and per petrated that meanest of thefts, robbed their friends. It Is to be hoped that tho law in this Instance will bo dealt out impartially to those robbors. Philadelphia Bulletin: . More than a week has passed since the Spring Garden Bank closed its doors, but no statement of its con dition has yet reached the public. In the meantime there is a prevailing suspicion that one or more active and dextrous Afri cans are concealed somewhere In Ihe debris of this woodpile. Lahcasteb Intelligencer: Tho developments in the Keystone Bankmattershowthatthere Is no protection to the creditors of a bank, any more than of an individual, outside of personal character. The United States un dertakes to protect national bank depositors by periodically examining their condition, but Mr. Drew, who had been semi-annually examining tho Keystone Bank ever since it was started, or for some ton years, did not find out that anything was wrong with It un til tbe President a little while ago asked a director to kindly tell the examiner that he would find the bank rotten If he would again look Into it. Philadelphia Press: The Keystone Bank examination has gono far enough to show that for at least three years, and In some cases for five, a large number of Its officers nnd directors have had a guilty knowledge of its bankrupt condition. The repeated examinations made in this period failed to reveal its condition because of the con spiracy of concealment In which all about the bank wore engaged. This does not relieve the Bank Examiner from a very serious responsibility. -It imposes the duty of a rigid, legal Inquiry whether the con spiracy to conceal the real state of affairs did not include some person'or persons out side of tho bank. AN AMATEUK'S STRUGGLE. I love my love so well My love I cannot tell. Though oft I've tried, in prose. And so I venture rhyme, (That doesn't rbymsj) I love her merry eyes. The color of the skies, Her rippling laugh so sweet, Her golden hair, her dimpling cheeks. And dancing feet, (Too many feet.) She's in my thoughts alway, Iu night dreams and in day, I would the hours fleet fleeter Toward the moment I shall meet her, (That's wrong metre,) It's hard for me to write My muse has taken flight; My rhyme Is getting worse, I think I'll try blank verse. (No! all verse.) FaatucUt TlmeSi . A DISH OF LITE&ARa1 HASH. Origin of the Word Mugwump How a Fat JttanSlts Sman.Boys on a Strike Two Animals Tliat Served in the Late Un pleasantness. Tho history of the modern literary use of the word "mugwump" Is enlarged by a re cent contribution to the Termont Standard from 3Ir. Henry s. Dana, of Woodstock, Vt. Mr. Dana is deeply versed in -neighborhood matters, andhas writtenan elaboratehlstory of Woodstock. " Ho says that the American Whig newspaper, published for several years in that town, contained the following, under date of August 24, 1832: dyiko call, ob the cat let out of the bad. S Through the politeness of an anti-Masonic friend in a distant town we have been furnisbed wlUiaopyoftlie secret bulletin of the Clay Ma sonic party. It has extensively circulated among the Knights or Kadosh and the Most Worshipful MngwuinpsoftheCauletow nearly a month ago, and with so much "secrecy and caution" that we have been unable to get sight of a copy until the present moment. Mr. Dana says: "The credit of starting the word 'Mugwumps' in the public print must be given to our fellow-townsman, Henry S. Hutchinson, until some person appears who can establish a prior claim." It may be doubted whether, at this distance of time, a claim prior to 1832 can well bo established by production of a printed record; but ever since tho days of the Pilgrim Fathers the word has been familiar in New England communities. Because it was thus familiar, the Vermont editor, 0 years ago, used it In addressing the plain people of his constitu ency. Ho knew that they wonld understand it. It Is to be noticed that the term Invaria bly denotes some excellency or superiority In tho porsons to whom It Is applied. One of the Fat Man's Miseries. Perhaps there are a great many people who know a great many things who do not know how a fat man sits down. We lean people, says the Detroit yews who, unless fromau'resthetic motive, do not have to make a study of the art of sitting down, can not appreciate tho difficulties a fat man may have in placing himself In a chair. He can not, as we do, swing himself to any frail seat, turn with an easy motion, and, with a general and graceful collapse, be seated. E. W. Voygt, whose known weight Is S13 pounds, was recently carefully watched as he en deavored to seat himself. As ho approached tho chair he measured It carefully with a trained eye. Then he backed up to It as he would back up to a cart. Looking over his shoulder he saw that his position was geographically correct. Then, with a droll, uncertain expression on his dumpling face, he humped his shoulders and scrooged up the small of his. hack, thus shortening nimsolf six inches. He placed his hands at his sides a little back of him and firmly grasped the arms of Jiischalr, and a pleased expression came over tliat chubby face. He leaned his whole body forward, breaking at the hips, the chair presenting a rear elevation something like the compli cated eaves of the roof of a house or the broken section of a cantilever. He braced himself for a mighty effort and began tug ging resolutely at the chair. It was like pull ling on a tight hoot, and this chair was a very close fit indeed. But presently It went on with a snap, and again tho clouds cleared from his face. Slowly and carefully ho set tled back on the floor, pushed himself well back in the heel, and the fat man was in his chair. Getting up 13 another task for this fat man. He must not arise with thoughtless celerity, for then he will prnnco about tho room with tho chair firmly attached, pre senting anything but decorous appearance. He firmly grasps the arms and removes the chair as he would pull off, a congress gaiter, and then the fat man is free again. A Half-Grown Strike. A score or more cash boys employed in a New York drygoods store organized a strike about ten days ago, says the New York Times. They wanted an increase of 60 cents a week in their pay and the abatement of two or three obnoxious rules relative to fines. The determination to strike was unanimous, and each boy was taken, ns fast as circumstances permitted, Into tho re motest corner of the cellar under tbe store, and made to "swear upon honor" that he would not back out of the movement until the objects sought were attained. A-day or two before the day fixed for the strike a mousing porter caught three of them together in the cellar, and his threats to report them for attempting to steal frightened them into telling him their secret. Utterly disregarding their pleas -to- "keep still about it" tha porterwent directly to the Superintendent and exposed the plot. That very night all of the cash boys were sum moned before tbe Superintendent after the store had been closed. "If there Is to he any striking in this store," said the Superin tendent, "1 propose to strike first. Now I want every boy whp Is pledged to this move ment to step forward." Only one boy steppod forward, and he proved to be the most industrious and trustworthy boy in the store. Each of the other boys, being questioned in turn, denied any complicity in the proposed strike. The Superintendent was a shrewd man. He soon ascertained all of the facts and found that tbe one plucky boy proposed to stand by his "strike oath'' until "the objects sought wero attained." "Oh, very well," said tho Superintendent dryly, "As you are the only ono on strike, I will concede to you all you ask." A Venerable Mule's History. A venerable mule, with an eventful his tory, was pointed out on the streets of Den nison last week, according to a special dis patch to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. It Is tho pioperty of Ben Walker, and Is known to be 49 years old. During the war it was in the Bed River Department of tho Confederate service. At tho battle of Honey Grove, in the Creek Nation, the mule was attached to tho artillery service. It was with General Price at the battle of Elkhorn Tavern, Mo. It was also In the Pea.Kldge campaign, and was at one time ridden by General Holmes, of Confederate fame, when Generals Marma duke and Hindinan retreated to Little Rock, Ark. After tho affuir with the Federal Gen eral Blount the mule was used in the ambu lance department. It has been in a number of battles, but never stampeded or lost its presence of mind. Recently while standing on Main street the venerable animal did not look a day over 10 years old. Jimmle Dare Is sleek and fat, with a bright eye and elas tic step, and Ben Walker inlormed the Globe-Democrat man that last spring he trav eled over 300 miles through the Chickasaw and Choctaw Nations, averaging 25 miles a day, and that Jimmle showed no evidence of fatigue. A Dog Honorably Discharged. A curious relic of the war Is in possession of Charles F. Gillot, of Cleveland, who values it highly, says the Union Veteran, of that city. It is the honorable discharge of a faithful dog owned by Mr. Gillet's father, the animal having served for three years in Battery H., Independent Regiment, Pennsylvania Light Artillery. The discharge recites that "Jack Puppy fbrindle)" is a Y'watchman" in Cap tain B. H. Novln's company,that he was en listed January 21, 18C2, for three years, and was discharged June 10th, 1863, at Camp Barry, D. C, by reason of expiration of term. plexion and brown eyes, and was bv occupa tion when enrolled "a fighter." 'The dis charge is duly signed by E. H. Nevins, Jr., Captain commanding battery, and by LA. Torrence, mustering officer, Lieutenant Sec ond UnitedStates Artillery, Tired of Tardy Prisoners. Thefollowlngstory, which hasbcenstarted somewhere in reference to the Center county, Pa., Jail, lias been resurrected by tho Oil City Blbsard: Unless something is done to render the Jail a sure place of con finement it will become as much of a farce as tho old Jail was during tho term of a certain Dutch Sheriff from the lower end of Penn's Vnlley. It is said that ho used to go out on the front porch and ring the bell at meal times for the prisoners, and used to sit up at nights waiting on them to come in to go to bed. He got tired of staying up so late and one morning ho called them all together in the office, and said: "Loog here, yous-o'-kuns, dls ting of mo stnyin' oop ul night vaten on you brisoners to come in Is blayed out. After dis any brisonor vat doesn't git in dls Jail nt 9 o'clock gits locked out." The Dally Grind in a Bank. "When w e get to tho bank In the morn ing," said a bank messenger to a writer in tho Cincinnati Times-Star, "the first duty Is to open all letters nnd tako charge of drafts on city parties. Then we start out and pre sent tho drafts and recelvo In return checks or cash. These we bring to the bank nnd do posit. Now comes the answering of tho mail. This often requires considerable time and as soon ns it is completed wetlo it up nnd help pack it off to the postofflce. We are olten intrusted with large sums of money, but aro required to give no bond. Our duties aro by no menYis light, as vou can see. I once carried $100,000 from tbe bank to the Treasury Departuientln the Govornmcnt building. On this occasion I was gnarded by five trusty men, picked by tho bank officers. I did not know who they were, but they all knew me. Every bank messenger carries a loaaeu revoiverwnea on uio street. Will HELP BATH) TBABBIT. Worlt WIU Be Begun in September on th Great North Biver Bridge. , New Yoax, May 17. The big New York and New Jersey bridge, which is to span the. Hudson river at West Seventy-first street and connect all suburban towns with New York, is no longer an enterprise of tbe fut ure. The necessary capital. $100,000,000, pas been subscribed by a syndicate of capitalists of this city and New Jersey, and tho New Jersey Commission will meet next week to effect a permanent organization. When this has been done the company will be incov porated under the laws of both New York and New Jersey. The work of construction will then immediately bo begun. Charles Swan. Seeretarv of the Now York Commission, said ye; bridee In connection frroifc miltf thttftltaaatAm would be tho most complete in th world. liesiaes the increased faculties iot travel, ua said the new bridge and approaches would open avenues of local commerce which would completely abolish the overcrowded condition of both the North and East rivers. COAL NEAB NEW CASTLE. Operators Think They Have Discovered Valuable Vein of tbe Mineral. fSPECIAL TELEORAX TO TUB DISPATCH. New Castle, May 1L Coal operators In this section are greatly Interested In the de velopment of an extensive vein of coal 13 miles east of this city. Though there Is some doubt as to the depth of the vein, which seems to vary, tho company, formed of Pitts burg and Eastern capitalists, with some local Interest, is pushing the branch road from the Ft. Wayne to their 300 acres of coal lands. It is tho opinion of many experts that near Ell wood, where the road is to be run, the upper and lower Klttnnnlng volns unite, and iorm a perfect vein six feet thick. These two veins are separated by about 30 feet of shale usually, and if they unite, as Is thonght, it will prove of tho greatest im portance to Lawrence county. IBBIGATING THE DAKOTAS. Experiments Under Gorrernment Auspices Being Mode at Aberdeen. Aberdeen, S. D., May 17. Cole S. Nettleton, Chief Engineer of Irrigation Inquiry of the Department of Agriculture, has arrlvod in Aberdeen in company wlthB. S. Lagrange, of Grcely, Col., and W. W. Pallet, of Denver. Tho gentlemen are practical engineers and irrigators, and have commenced to operate the artesian well on tbe experimental sta tion of the Beard farm east of the city. The Government pays their salaries and the people here furnish tho land, seed, etc. They were greatly pleased with the situa tion and have no doubt of the sue cess of irrigation in the two Dakotas. POLITICAL GHOULISH GLEE. What an Independent 'Paper Thinks of Comments on Blaine's Illness. Chicago News. J Those correspondents who are dwelling upon Mr. Blaine's Illness withhe apparent beuef that in some way they are thereby damaging his political chances should curb their tempers and their pens. Whatever the public thinks of Mr. Blaine's work as a public servant, It is hardly ready to sympa thize with anybody's ghoulish glee over his misfortunes. That the Secretary of State is ul must bo a matter of regret to any one who pretends to any sort of decency. It is one thing to op pose a man's politics; it is quite another to rejoice over his sufferings and his possibly forced retirement from public service. THROUGH JOHNSTOWN'S 7L00D, Two Books or Very Old Date Which Have Been Preserved. SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO TOE DISrATCU.l Johsstowtt, May 17. Two curious old books, which have both gone through the flood, are In possession of Edward Miller, near Stoyestown, Somerset county. The one is "Travels of Jonathan Carver," printed in 1776. Catharine Heldebrand Burkhart, of this place, was the owner, bne was tne oju est w hite female child born in Johnstown, in the year 1801. Mrs. Burkhart lost her life in the flood, and the book came into tho possession of her daughter, Mrs. Miller. The otherisaCatholic prayer book printed tn German In tho year 1780, and Is In ftgood state of preservation. ANTONY'S 0BAT0RICAL EIVAL. The Late Henry Grady's Speeches Subjects of Schoolboy Declamation. Boston Herald.l Two specimens of the lamented Orator Grady's eloquence were cnosen Dy tne prize -speakers In the elocutionary contest at Har vard this year. This was a very handsome recognition of the dead orator, but we ob serve that the late Mark Antony's address over Caesar's body was not crowded out of the programme. It will be a long day hence before tho aver age college and schoolboy orators can bo in duced to give that effort the slip. Another Veto in Prospect. Chambersbnrg Spirit. It Is questionable whether the Boyer bill; which proposes to appropriate certain State taxes to the school funds of the several townships, would not be open to the same constitutional objections that Governor Pat tison has urged against the similar distribu tion pf moneys collected under tho pro posed'road law. Why Europe Is PeacefoL Buffalo Express. Modern inventiveness seems to be chiefly responsible for the continued peace of Europe. The Powers' are kept so continu ously changing their armaments In order to keep up with the times that they haven't money enough to go to war with. A Correct Outside Opinion.-1 Boston Traveller. Pennsylvania might as well retain "her present ballot law as to accept a reform law with reform entirely amended out of it. With Whom? Harrlsburg Call. The President has had a good reqt. Now will come hard work to catch up. A Warning Hint. Altoona Tribune. It 13 extremely dangerous for an individ ual or a political party to trifle with pnblio opinion. PEOPLE WHO COME AND 00. "W. H. Quay, of Meadville, and Luke Schoolcraft, the minstrel, are stopping at the Central Hotel. Luke sighs for the good old days when white-faced business had not spoiled the beautiful art of negro minstrelsy. C. H. Kaufman and George V. Evans, Wheeling officials of the Amalgamated Asso ciation, were at the Central Hotel yesterday making arrangements for the annual meet ing, which will he held soon. Emil Fischer, the bass singer, left for Chicago last evening, ne was greatly pleased with his reception fn Pittsburg, and hopes to return some day in tho future. Liautcnant Booker, of the Third district leaves this morning for Lancaster, to attend the annual session of the Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows. "W. H. Pratt, of the Mt. "Vernon Bridge Work, and W. P. Tyler, of the Washington Tube Company, are at the Duquesne. A. H. Simon, owner of "The Patrol" company, and S.W.Foulk, of Newcastle, are at the Seventh Avenue Hotel. Vice President James McCrea, of the Pennsylvania Company, went to Philadel phia last night In his prlvnte car. General Keynolds, counsel for the Pull man Company, was a passenger on the lim ited going to Chicago last night. J. P. Hill, of Brockton, and "V. "C. Bry son, of Washington, are registered at the Monongahela House. H. T. McGreevy and wife, of Van couver, were among the guests at the Schlosser yesterday. Mrs. C. "W. Bassett left for New York last evening to attend the funeral of her broth er's child. L. G. Smith, of "Washinirton. and H. O. Beck, of Akron, aro stopping at the Ander- son. Edmund Jenkins, the Baltimore, and Ohio paymaster, was in the city yesterday. Dr. Templeton has returned from a trip through Illinois. Ex-Senator James S. Butan went East last evening. CURIOUS condensations! - Kansas averages one State convention the year round. The largest library is the Imperial, of Paris, which contains over 2,000,000 volumes. Smoke from forest fires is so dense over the Mackinaw Straits that navigation Is im peded. The heat produced from the light of a fire-fly Is only 1 per cent of an equal amounts of candle-light. Chicago has the biggest lime kiln. Six thousand barrels of stone and lime are crushed in a day. A German professor claims to have dis-' covered tho bacteria which causes baldness by destroying the roots of tho hair. According to the last census there were 28 15-vear-old married women In Paris, and tTo o'f them have since been divorced. A cup of tea made from the roots of freshly-dug dandelions will work wonders for the nerves. Take three times a flay. A little child in Waynesboro, this State, swallowed a 'galvanized iron staple a few days ago, and experienced no bad results from it. A woman In Slater, Ho., pricked hey flngor while handling Insect powder and suffered severely from the poison for some) months. Philadelphia taste is growing Frenchy. The general exchange soon to be established has been christened "The Philadelphia Bourse." Nine hundred aud fifty submarine tele graph cables are now in operation, most of them in Europe. Their total length is over 89,000 miles. After a time sheep may be useful only for mutton. Wool, the chemists say, can ba made more cheaply from wood fiber than 16 can be grown on sheep. A man in "Wichita, Kan., is so desirous of avoiding trouble that he nover allows any of bis children to visit relatives oftener than once In every two weeks. A scientist of Tennessee thinks that the Gulf stream every day passes through thou sands of miles of subterranean channel that! Is surrounded by a living Are. Dr. Kellar, of Pottstown, cut a threaded needle out of the foot of William Ellis the other day. Ellis did not know how it got there, bat has suffered from it for several years. One-third of the students in Europe, it is said, die prematurely from the effect 0 bad habits acquired at college, one-third die) prematurely from the effects of close confine, ment at their studies, and tUe other third govern Europe. A Meadville fisherman takes all his carp with a hook and line. His method is to throw bread crumbs on the water, and then when the flsh get to feeding nicely to put a good fat crumb on his hook, being always certain of a bite. The greatest novelty in dolls hag noty been invented In Nuremberg, the great Ger man town for dolls and playthings. A ma-. . chlnc in the doU causes it to move its hand and write neat little letters on a slate or or paper." Whole sentences can be written. The Presidental train, in its trip ended last week; was on portions of 22 different railroads, and the average speed of the train when running was scheduled at S3 miles an nonr, but often when time had been lost be tween terminals of roads 68 miles an hour was run. German papers express serious alarm at the spread of irrellglon in tho Fatherland. The number of Germans in tho large cities receiving neither baptism nor confirmation amounts to hundreds of thoniands. In Prussia alone there are 30,000 irreligious per sons who have never been baptized. Pour spinsters of O'Fallon, Mo., have become famous by the new paint on their joint residence. They couldn't agree on the colors, so they decided that each should have her favorite color on a portion of the house, and then they drew lots for the por tions. The house is an artistic revelation. In one of the churches at Jeffersou City, Mo., the minister's son commanded the young woman who acts as organist to ob serve a certain rule in relation to the mulc, and when she refused he struck her. Tha pastor paid the fine and costs and a spirit of Christian harmony once more reigns in the choir. A Mississippi boy sent to Louisville ibr medical treatment Is abnormally fond of water, although previous 'to an accidental shooting some, months ago he had as strong an aversion to It. For the past two months he has been sitting in a tub of water, and screams as If in tbe greatest agony when ouc of his huge tub. In Chicago, to-day, there are by actual count 1,463 hotels, with a total capacity for 133,000 guests. The floating transient popu lation of the Chicago hotels is estimated as about 05,000, so that there still remains a sur plusage of comfortable accommodations for 70,000 people during the World's Fair. Board ing houses will accommodate 0,000 more. The meanest man on record is said to live in Center county, this State. He sold his son-in-law one-half a cow, and then refused to divide the milk, maintaining that he sold only the front hall. The buyer was also re quired to provide the feed the cow con snmed, and compelled to carry water to her three times a dav. Recently the cow hooked the old man, and now he is suing his son-in-law for damages. Tha Venezuelan methods for collecting duties are peculiar. If a cook stove has a brass knob on its door, the whole thing is weighed as so much brass and duty charged accordingly. A barrel of flour costing $3 pays imposts not only on the flour, but the staves, hoops and heads, costing, when set down.with freight and duties added $13. And yet, owing to cheap labor, bread is about a3 low and quite as good in Caracas as in New York. Some rare metals, possessing special qualities, are required for certain work. Thus palladium is used in making some parts of timepieces, and irridium for tha points of gold pens. Lithium Is the lightest of metals. Bhodlnm is extremely hard and brittle, nnd is only fusible at a very high temperature, and irridium is tho heaviese substance hitherto discovered. The un initiated have no idea of tho value of these Bcarce products, which are most of them far more precious than gold and silver. The tower of a public building now in course of erection at Philadelphia Is to bo provided with a clock, which, for size alone, will be one of the marvels of the world. The center of the dial (25 feet in diameter; wul be 331 feet above the street. The bell is to weigh between 20,000 and 25,000 pounds and wulbe second In weight to the great Mon treal Cathedral hell, which weighs 28,000 pounds, and it is calculated that its peal will be heard even to the most distant part of the city. Chimes similar to those of Westminster will be used, ringing at the quarter, half, three-quarters and hour. The minute hand is to be 12 feet and the hour hand 9 feet In length, while the Eoman fig ures on the dial will measure 2 feet 8 inches in length. THE MEKRT-GO BOUND. HIE BAKEK'S TRICK. The baker gives us loaves that puff Out In a wondrous way. And has the cheek to claim the stuff Is holesomer that way. Washington Post. Few things give the average hard-headed business man more pleasure than the ability to aay ofaanoeessfulactressonthestage: 'f "Oh, jes, I meet her frequently In prlvato life." SomervUU Journal. First Tramp I never failed yet to make; money out of anything I tackled. Second Tramp Ton ought to be rich. First Tramp-But I ain't. You see I never tackled anything. Texas Slfllngs. "Blitturs began life as a school teacher." "BeaUyT What a precocious baby he must have been.JOtff I&r Sun. Gillygall Now, Miss Gwace, if you de slawed to cut a diamond, what would you user Miss Keenc The heart of any man that can regu larlr visit a girl two years without offering her A ring. Jeweler's Weekly. "I began keeping a diary this year an honest diary and, I wrote it in French, hut I've dropped it." "Whyl" "My wife has begun taking French lessons."- Sew York Recorder. Carruthers Dreadfully cultured people, those Bostonians. Friend of mine there's got hen roost: what do yon suppose he calls it Waite Can't say. Carruthers The laity. Kno York Herald. Hungry Higgins-i-Say, boss, I haven't had a bite to eat for four days. ' .. Mudge (hurrying by) And I have had to decline seven Invitations to dinner in the same period 'cX time. Fnnnjr how things average na Isn't' it, Indtana&U Sentinel. - " mSMi.-: