4 in" r'. "S'- "! - Spafcjj. rSTABLISHED FEBRUARY 1S46. Vol. 18, No. 83.-Entered at Pittsburg FostoSce, November 11. 1K57, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Booms and Publishing House --75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street TASTERS ADVERTISING OFFICE. ROOM It. TKIBUJJE BUILDING, SEW YORK, where complete nles ol THE DISPATCH can always be found. Forelsn advertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers andlrlendsofTHE DISPATCH, while la ew York, are also made welcome. TBE VlSPATqn is regularly on sale at Brentino's. & Union Square, It'ctv York, aid 17 JLre. eJe rOpeta, fat is. Fiance, where anyone trAo has been disapvmnled at a hotel news stand tan obtain a. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOTAGE TKEE IS THE UNHID STATES. Daily Dispatch. One Year I bS Daily DisrATCH, Per Quarter . !00 Daily Dispatch, One Month 70 Dailt Dispatch, including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, lndudlncSunday.Sm'ths 1M Daily Dispatch, Including feundav. lm'th so tCXDAT DISPATCH. One Year !50 "Weekly dispatch. One Year IS The Daily Dispatch is delivered by can-lira at IB cents per week, or Including Sunday edition, at SO cents per week. . PITTSBURG. MONDAY. MAY. 11, 189L THE CELEBRATION AT THE PAKE. The idea of an old-fashioned Pourtb of July celebration at Schenley Park, which The Dispatch set in motion last year, is starting off with a rigor this year that promises to give the occasion the grandest proportions. The idea is one which con tains such popular and attractive features that it is likely to grow into a characteristic Pittsburg institution for the future. In a proclamation, elsewhere, full to overflowing of the patriotio thoughts in spired by a contemplation of the national holiday. Mayor Gourley summons all the elements of the community to join in the celebration. He eloquently calls upon the press to advocate the enterprise, the mon .eyed interests to support it, and the .people to enjoy it. The Dispatch, having the especial interest of authorship in the project, is glad to respond to the Mayor's summons. It is certain that all other inter ests will be quick to do their share to make the occasion one of the greatest pleasure to the entire population. In many respects this year's celebration will present many Advantages over lastjyear's. The opening of the Porbes street entrance will make access easier for the tbousands who will flock to the park, while the completion of nearly seven miles of roadway through out that beautiful stretch of hill and dale will make the enjoyment of that publio pos session far greater to the people. The doubling, and, if the steam railroad connec tion is properly utilized, the quadrupling of transit accommodations to the park will swell the attendance. In all respects the occasion bids fair to be one of the greatest scenes of popular enjoyment that this sec tion has ever known. Every one will gladly join in the work necessary to make the celebration at the park a grand success. SEMI-BARBAROUS WIFE-MURDER, The tragedy at Mansfield, yesterday, gave ,a fearful illustration of the lengths to which brutality and jealousy can carry a man. It was hoped that this nation had got be yond the half-civilized stage in which a ' man, even when crazed with drink, could throw a lamp at his wife and, by setting her on Are. destroy her life. But this terrible occurrence shows that there are still cases of Eemi-barbarous treatment of wives by drunken husbands which it was hoped had been relegated to the bad memories of another age. Indeed there are increasing indications that either the influx of ignor- ance from abroad or the growth ot reckless ness and crime in our own nationality is v taking us back toward the brutishness of the past, rather than, as should be the case, workiDg toward a higher civilization and morality. A DISPROVED CHARGE. A declaration of facts with regard to the attitude of the State Department on the proposition for a closed season for seal fish ing is made by authority in the Sew York Tribune. It furnishes very nearly a de cisive answer to the charges of undue favor toward the North American Commercial Company made by the opposition press. The statement is in brief that the propo sition to preserve the seals by a closed season, in which both England and the United States should prohibit all scaling in Bering Sea, was made by the United States; that the British Government re--rfused the proposition at first, but lately, after Canadian sealers had set sail for theVaeene of operations, came forward with an acceptance, and that notwithstanding the protests of the sealing company, and the fact that the Canadian sealers are on the nunt for seals, the proposition will probably be adopted as a modus vivendi. If these statements are substantiated they will disprove the attacks on the integrity of the Department of State in conducting" the negotiations. It is a matter of alight im portance whether the seals are preserved or not, in comparison to the importance of having the administration of our side of the dispute kept above the suspicion of interest or favoritism. RUSSIA AND THE ROTHSCHILDS. The duel which is reported to be going on In Europe between the most absolute em--' pire in the world and the kings of the finan cial realm is an interesting but as yet an indecisive one. The Bussian statement of the trial cf strength between that empire andtheBoths '$ childs is that when Russia was negotiating j, for a new loau the Bothschilds tried to get some guarantee for improved treatment of the Hebrews in Bussia. Failing in this, '" the great bankers rejected the loan. Asa -tetaIiation Bussia is reported to have made sudden drafts on the balances held for her v by European bankers, causing stringency " and even panic; while the Ifovoe Vremya, ' from which the above statement of the dispute comes, claims that Bussia has means enough en hand to secure the con version of her debt. According to this statement of the dis pute, from the Bussian side, the attitude of I the Bothschilds will command the sym pathy of civilization; while the Bussian ;". Government seems to have ranged itself obstinately on the side of medieval and semi-barbarous ideas. As to the results of P the conflict so far, the fact appears to be that while the Bussian Government may l' have been able to disturb the money mar ;? ket, it has not disturbed the Bothschilds. 0, Its policy of attack by drawing on its bal ances will inevitably be the severest pun ishment to the bankers which remain iriendlr.to it; and will hate the effect of making financier exceedingly chary of dealing! with to perilous a customer. Ic it consistent for a power which clings to iti privilege of race oppression, to imagine that it can improve its position as a bor rower by attacking the reserves of the bankers from whom it must borrow. NOT A GOOD RECORD. tip to the present time the record of the Legislature of this State has been a far from creditable one. There was reason for hope that the lesson of last tali's election would teach our Legislative leaders the necessity of sincere and honest action; but the course of that body has shown that its controlling influences are incapable of learning any thing from expressions of the popular disap proval. The record of the Legislature when it comes before the people will contain some spots that can neither be explained nor con doned. A measure to enforce the Constitu tion of the State and protect the people against railway discriminations, to which the members were bound by their oaths, and which the Bepublican party pledged itself to pass in its platform four .years ago, has been absolutely stifled. This gives a meas ure of the relative power of the corporate and the popular interests in the Legislature which classifies the body beyond dispute. Another measure to afford some relief to the petroleum producing interests of the State against the exorbitant charges of the pipe-line monopoly met the same fate early in the season, and disclosed the same condi tions of legislative allegiance to corporate dictation. The bill intended to offer State aid to the construction of permanent and durable highways has, after much deliberation, been emasculated so that it does nothing of the sort; and the public which ardently desired tne era oi Better roads contemplates the im pending veto by the Govern with in difference if not with satisfaction. The earnest disposition of this body to do the things it ought not to do, and leave undone the things which it ought to do, has reached its climax in the conversion of the ballot reform bill into a measure -to strengthen the control of political manipu lation, iind to turn over the electoral ma chinery to the unscrupulous element. The list of the members of the Senate committee which stands oyer this legislative changling shows that none of them were capable of originating so bold a stroke in favor of the political machines. The measure in its present shape affords the best corroboration of the reports that the action of this body is shaped and dictated by unscrupulous poli ticians outside of legislative walls, ft All of which discloses the prevailing idea among our legislators that neither common honesty nor respect for the interests of the people are matters with which the law-making body need concern itself. Past events may tend to justify such a theory of action, but such bold assertions of the supremacy of politicians and corporations .may bring its remedy in future. A MIXED-UP AFFAIR. The escape of the insurgent Chilean steamer Itata from the custody of United States officers last week was followed by an nouncements that the unmanageable craft would be promptly pursued. But subse quent proceedings hardly carried out that pledge. It was nearly four days after the escape that the cruiser- San Prancisco left the port after which she is named, and even now it is considered doubtful whether she has been sent on a chase of which the quarry has such a long start. This gives rise to two theories. One is that the San Prancisco could not get ready for sea sooner. That is so grave an impeach ment of the promptness of our naval vessels when in commission that the mind prefers the other theory, namely, that the adminis tration has doubts as to its right to recap ture a vessel on the high seas after it has escaped from custody. The precedent of putting a single man on a captured vessel and then letting the vessel go wherever it chooses was fully established in the captures of sealing schooners. No claim has been made of the right of the United States to seize those insubordinate sealing vessels wherever they are to be found; but it is true that diplomatic laws are liable to very different interpretation in dealing -with a belligerent of very weak standing, as com-, pared with vessels sailing under the British flag. On the whole there is nearly as much doubt as to where the Government stands as there is to the whereabouts of the missing steamer. It is to be hoped that an early discovery may be made on both points; but the prospects are doubtful. Yottno Mr. Harrison's assertions that the paternal head of the Government is en titled to the credit both of the McKinley brand of protection and the Blaine policy of recipro city is plainly built on the principle of that old Ohio Democrat. John G. Thompson, namely, to claim everything with confidence. An account of the power and effective ness of Chicago's fire-boat machinery, pub lished elsewhere, shows what an amount of fire extinguishing force can be attained by that means. Pittsburg had the proposition for a fire-boat under consideration some time ago; bnt economy, or perhaps a diversion ot expend itures into other directions, prevented its reali zation. It is evident from the work of Chica go's fire-boats that -our miles of waterfront can be given efficient fire protection by such means more thoroughly than In any other way yet suggested. Mr. "W. J. ARKELL'stonnouncementthat he and not Russell Harnson is the wloked partner in Frank Leslie's who has been kicking up the row, evidently betrays a' disposition on the part of Mr. Arkell to take both himself and Russell seriously. In some parts of the State people are not waiting for a State law to make good roads. One township in Delaware oonnty has author ised a loan of 150,000 for that purpose by a vote of 75 to 2L The people can have good roads now if they want them; which makes it important that the State funds shall not be appropriated to the purpose without some guarantee that they shall not be squandered in the old method. Now it is reported that John J. Ingalls will take the lecture platform at 500 per night. Is it possible that the ex-Senator has harvested that potato crop already, or is the lecture tour necessary to f ornish the sinews of war for rais ing the potatoes? "An admiring republic reads that Germany has appropriated $240,000 for the exhibition of that empire at the Chicago Fair. And one American State has appropriated 350,000. Borne republics admire easily," remarks the New York Hun, It also might bo added that another State, namely, the one in which onr shining cotemporary is published has appro priated just 1240,000 less than Germany is cred ited, with. , The Delaware ballot reform measure was the first to prooeed on the theory that only two parties should be permitted at the polls; but the Senate Committee of the 'State promptly adopted and improved upon the idea. A grain operator at Chicago has gath ered together some few millions at the game of speculation and announces that he intends to swear oil from that pursuit aad devote himself r - to the task ot enjoying his'money. This should convince the people from whom Mr. Bloom got these millions that there fs no use trying to get the money back again, and that their only course is to torn In and hustle tor a living. Now it is reported from New York that QoTernor Hill has Deen intimidated by a threat of Lieutenant Governor Jones to the effec that if the former does not keep quiet the latter "will 'writs him a letter." The report Is evidently a baseless fabrication. Hill knows how to protect himself against any such assaults by simply omitting to receive the letter. It is Intimated that the "white squadron" might be sent to look after those Insurgent Chilean cruisers, if it could be spared from ser vice at the seaside resorts this season. ROTES ABOUT ROTABLES. Soi. Smith Russell will sail for Eng land this week. Lord Salisbury's ancestors were mem bers of the English cabinet 300 years ago. To Mme. Modjeska is due the credit of overcoming the prejudice of English society to syrnp sweetened cigarettes. New Yorkers say Inspector Byrnes has a superstition. The number of his house was once 13, but be has changed It. E. G. GiLMORE, the band master, will go to Saratoga about the middle of July, to spend a month at the Grand union Hotel. The resignation of President Warfield, of the Miami University at Oxford, O., has been accepted, and he will assume the presidency of Lafayette College, Easton, Pa. The Emperor of China is anxious to visit the united States, and Is said to be Impatient because the Chinese Minister in Washington urges him to wait until the World's Fair. Bill Nye has just closed a season of brilliant entertainments at the Detroit Opera House. Mr. Nye has ,'gone to Asherllle, K. C, to join bis family there and take a much need ed rest. Stewart Dlffendkbfek has just dosed a transaction by cable whereby he be comes the owner of Hepsy, one of the most re markable dogs of the St. Bernard breed in the world. She was purchased of H. Chapman, oi Bath, England. The price paid was 51,000. . Senator Platt, of Connecticut, is one of the most earnest defenders of the American patent law in the United States Senate. He de livered what is conceded to be the most able speech in the history of the United States Patent Office on the floor of the Benate ever made in Congress. He is also a sincere f riond of women inventors as well as industrial women. ' Yidal, the blind sculptor, is one of the wonders of the French capital. He has been blind since his 21st year. To be a sculptor it Is generally supposed that one must have the "mechanic's eye" and the artist's taste and perspicuity. The latter faculties Vidal has to a n exceptional degree even more' acute, he believes, than if the former were not lost to him forever. Mrs. Nancy M. Johnson is the in ventor of the first ice cream frlgerator in this country. Before Iter invention ice cream was made by a spoon constantly kept stirring up the cream. She devised the crank, and got out a paten: for her invention In the year 1843. Sue afterwards sold the right of her patent lor $1,500. She lived In Washington all her life, and died in 1890 at the ripe old age of 95 years. WESTEBN COMMERCIAL COKGBESS. Closer Trade Relations to Be Cultivated With the South. Denver, May 10. Olney Newell, secretary ot the Commercial Congress, on being asked about the Congress to-day said: "As the time approaches for the meeting of the Commercial Coneress in this city the interest in its proceed ings is becoming more marked. Letters re ceived from all parts of the country by me show that the feeling is rapidly growing that the people west of the Mississippi need to culti vate closer relations and stand by.eaCh other for the things that especially concern them The people ot America hate allowed them selves to be lad into a great many things that were not for the general good through the prejudices and animosities, engendered by a strife that ended a generation ago. The first emphatic and significant revolt against this un reasonable and unnecessary partisan and sec tional bondage was given a short time ago when Senators Teller and Wolcott threw off the yoke and gave their aid to the South for a victory in the interest of justice. "The people of the great West and North west were made to realize the power that was within their grasp. They were made to see that they bad been for years playing the part of bottle holders for a section ot the country that bad no general Interest In common with them beyond that unity that exists between mortcagee and mortgager. The West has been thinking. It sees more in building up com mercial relations with the South. They pro pose to get together at Denver fin the 19th of this month and talk it all over." THE EIGHI-HOTJB OAT. Indiana's Supreme Court Says Pay May Be Demanded for Overtime. Indianapolis, May 10. The Supreme Court of Indiana has sustained the new law limiting a day's work to eight hours. The com plainant in the case, John Griswell, testified that he had worked 'for the Noel Flour and Feed Company ten months for the agreed sum of $125 a day? and that during that time he was kept busy H hours a day. When he was discharged he demanded pay for extra hours, and, under the conn's decision, he recovered the amount claimed. The court holds that " unless there is an ex pressed agreement to the contrary employes who are required to work more than eight hours a day must be paid extra. On Mme. Blavatsky. Baltimore American. J The death of Mme. Blavatsky closed one of the most curious and romantic careers of this century. She was the high priestess of Theos ophy, and whether her occult professions be regarded as truth or humbug, all will admit her remarkable mental vigor and ingenuity. The "science" she taught has not made much progress, but it will always be a source ot cur iosity and speculation, and her death will re vive public interest in her peculiar teachings. DEATHS OP A DAY. Krv. Thomas F. Coxlxx, pastor of St. John's Church at Utlca, N.Y., died Saturday, Tttkpin Moobe, or Laurel, Del., long a leader of the Delaware Democracy, died Saturday of heart failure. Jeremiah Okorge Habbis, for many years 'purser in the Dinted states navy, died Saturday at Ills home in Nashville. A. W. ltlNEAf on, aged 79 years, the father of W. A. Rlneason, general passenger agent of the Hew York, Lake Erie and Western Railroad, died Baturday at Cincinnati. i abham o. Condit, a well known master me chanic of Newark, N. J died Friday, in tne 63ih year of his age. He was at one tune an engineer onthepeusylranla Railroad, Fbahk G. Bailey, a son of the late Francis G, Bailey, and a brother of John D, Bailey, of tills city, died at Columbus yesterday. He was SI years old, and well known in Pittsburg. Augustus H. JoHxsoir, for ten ydsrs a clerk In the American House; died from the grip yester day, at Mercy Hospital. Ho was 62 years old, and was enaged in the hotel business for the greater part ofhls life. Hbs. Ebxxst Beckett, only daughter of the late W. P. Lee, of New York City, died In London Saturday. Airs. Beckett was the wife of Ernest Beckett (Conservative), member of Parliament for W bit by division of the North Elding of York shire. Rev. William Humbebqib, who died at Chambersburg Friday, was a prominent minister of the United Brethern denomination. He bad served many charges in York, Lancaster and Cumberland counties. He was 73 years old. He was a great writer of hymns, some of which are translated into German and French. Db. William c Rodexak', a prominent yonng physician of Newark, N. J., died there Saturday, at the are of 26 years. He was Inocu lated with the first Eoch lymph that was prepared for use. Dr. Kodeman was stimulated by the treatment, but be afterward became so weak that his parents sent for him a few weeks ago and ha returned to .Newark. The funeral services over the remains of the late Jchn F. Swift, United States Minister to Japan, were held at Trinity Church, Ban Fran cisco, yesterday. The services were conducted by Kev.J. Sanders Beed. and were attended by the Army and Navy officers. Regents, State Uni versity. -Governor's staff and Masonic lodges. After the reading of the luneral services or the plscopal Church the remains were escorted to the Masonic cemetery by the Second Brldade. N. bercf the, California Lodge, F. and A, At,, who I conducted the funeral services, - CTBraCTSBtrRG. DISPATCH; THINGS if. general; The Two Classes for Which An Feel a Sort of Responsibility How the Uquor Traffio Conld Be Elevated and Even Made a Power for Good. IWIUTTEK FOB THf ISPAICH.I There are two classes of the community for whom somehow the rest of us feel ourselves responsible, and to whom we consider it our duty to give good advice. And they need it badly enough. They are the rich and the poor. What shall the rioh man do with his big bank accountt What shall th poor man do with his houseful of hungry mouths? How best to get this great supply and this deplorable de mand together? The tronble is that nobody really knows. There is abundance of advice, of one sort and another, good, bad and indifferent, but much less of the good than of the other. Nobody knows what to advise. I have lust been reading Dr. Ralnsford's arti cle in the Forum about "How to Help the Poor." It Is the New York poor that he is talking about. The conditions are qultedit ferentfrom those which confront us herein Pittsburg. The great churches here have not followed the rich up-town, and forsaken the poor, and become great religious club houses. They are stilhon duty, down along the business streets, within the reach of the worst districts of the clty.set where tbey can do the most good. They are only thinking, as yet about moving away. And the tenement-house evil has not assumed great proportions here. Nor Is the liquor interest, in Its worst phases, supreme as it is in other places. Fittsburg has a good many things to be thankful for. Ot coarse there is no lack! of poverty. The agents of the Society for the Improvement of the Poor have plenty of sad tales to telL But it is not London poverty, nor New York pov erty. We read "In Darkest England" and "How the Other Half Lives" two books that every thoughtful man and woman ought to read, and read carefully, and we find a state of things pictured in those pages which has no counterpart in this town. What we want is that these wretched conditions shall never have any counterpart here. The Great Gain Which Has Been Made. One great gain bis been made in the facttbat nowadays everybody is interested la these things. That is a gain, indeed. General Booth's book showed that, Jf It showed nothing else. If offered a plan for the uplifting of those that afe down, and everybody read it. and of those who read hundreds'put their hands in their pockets. Men said, if this man can an swer these bard questions and Settle these per nicious conditions into peace and justice, here is money. Dives no longer leaves Lazarus wholly un heeded. The priest and the Leyite do not any longer pass by on the other side. Everybody is interested. Except perhaps, the saloonkeepers and the men who own the tenement houses. There are no two classes of men whom it is more impor tant to have Interested than these. These men are more responsible for the lives ot the poor than any others. They represent institu tions which are permanent, which are here to stay. There is no use in thinking about setting fire to all the saloons, or hanging all the men who own mismanaged tenement houses. One is sometimes tempted to consider such steps as within the bounds ot advisability. But the saloon and the tenement house would go on. The poor man Is going to live in a cheap bouse, and be Is going to have something to drink. These two facts we may as well take into ac count. He is welcome to live in the city If he wants to, even though that means llvibg in a tenement. And he has a right to nnnkcis mug of beer. But there are two other facts which we have to set down on the other side. 'The poor man must not be overcrowded, and so must not get arunt uvercrowaing ana drunkenness are the two worst factors in tbe condition of the poor. Tbe tenement house owner is responsible for the overcrowding, and the saloonkeeper is resposible for the drunken ness. Bnt who are these peopler Who are these owners of tenements and keepers of saloonsf I suppose that some of tbem ire devils, man wbose being compels us even against our will to believe in the certainty of hell. But 1 can't think that of most ot them. They are evi dently after tbe dollar. Overcrowding and drunkenness mean money in their pockets. That is plain. But they don't realize what over crowding and drunkenness mean. They don't understand bow what means money to them means agony to men, and women, and children; turns earth into a place infernal; poisons the air which we all breathe. The Saloon as a Power for Good. t The saloon is the worklngman's club, and if tbe saloon keeper would be could make the saloon respectable, uplifting and a power for good in the oommnnity. Tbe saloon conld be as strong a factor in religion as it is in politics. I agree with Mr. Stead that the church of the future will run a saloon. A good, earnest and thoroughly Christian saloon keeper selling drinks across a bar conld do more for the moral elevation ot the poor than 10 parsons. Let him say, "The men who come to this saloon shall be better, not worse, because they come," and he needn't hold any prayer meetings, and he needn't stop selling liauor, either. I haven't much confidence in temperance sa loons. I don't believe that tea can ever com pete successfully with beer. .Hut there is a pretty good attempt at such competition in a plan tbey are trying now in London, called the "teetotnm." Tbe "teetotums" grew ont of the need of having some strong financial backing for the temperance saloon. The other kind of saloon, as everybody knows, finds its capital, when it starts out, from the wholesale dealers, from the big breweries and distilleries. In New York a vast majority of all the saloons are nnder heavy mortgages which are held by the wholesale dealers. Now, who will support tho temnerance saloon? Why, said Mr. Buchanan, of Oxford House, tbe tea-dealers! Why not? The wholesale tea and coffee honses will find the capital to start these retail establishments. And that plan was tried. The tea-dealers were discovered to be as ready as the brewers to make money. There are four ot these tee totums in London to-day, paying their own way, making a handsome return to Invested capital, always full of decent people. Down stairs one may order whatever refreshments he requires. There are tea, coffee cocoa, soups, meats, vegetables, etc., with the . ordi nary buns. The only difference being that in addition to the supply of beverages, tea and sugar are sold as In an ordinary depot. The place Is bright, clean, well warmed and lighted, but does not differ materially from the ordinary cafe excepting in tbe addition of the tea-shop. Features That Are Distinctive. The distinctive features of tho institution are only visible when you leave th ground floor and go upstairs. You cannot; however, enter these precincts unless you are a member of tbe club, paying 2 pence a week, or intro duced by a member who buys you a ticket, costing a penny every day excepting Saturdays, when it is, 2 pence, and when there is an enter talnmept.1 Upstairs are rooms where mem bers of the club 600 ot them at one of the tee totums can lounge and smoke, and eat and drlnk,and read, and play at billiards and study. There is a hall, too, where theatrical exhibi tions are given every Saturday sight, with de cent farces, and corrjlo songs which are neither unclean nor idiotic. Tbe people who come are never preached tanor lectured at. They are simply supplied with a clean, respectable club room, and are catered to with food and drink and amusement which they want, but which are uplifting, too. There is some sense in such a scheme as that. Now they are going to have a big one in New York on the Bowery, a combination of club, coffee room and lounging place, starting with 2.000 stfares at 5 each. The defect In most of the coffee-room experiments has been that they bare not been attractive. Tbey have not been what tbe worklngman wants. Tbey hare not studied his desires as men do who want to make money out of him. They haven't fitted the men they were intended for any better than mittens fit a cat. But there is some sense in teetotum. Still, I maintain that we want saloonkeepers who shall be at the same time members of the Young Men's Christian Association. We want men who have enough faith in their brother men, even though tbey may be poor men, to believe that they care more for decent than for indecent amusements, and are able to appre ciate better things than they are used to, and will look up and not down, if tbey have but half a chance. Suggestions for Tenement Owners. As for the owners of tenement-houses the only advice 1 bare for them is that once a quar ter tbey collect their rents themselves. If they see with their eyes that more families are living in their honses than ought to be living there, and are consequently living abominably; if they smell the foul odors with their own nosed, and hear with their own ears the complaints ot their tenants; and then, for the sake of making money, go on cerpetuatingacondition ot things which degrades their brother men, poisons the purity bf .their families, and threatens the well being of the whble community, why, they de serve all the maledictions which" are written down in Ernulphus' mighty digest of curses. That is all I have to say. Except this. Why not bave free kinder gartens? It Is the very smallest children who r.cedThe greatest care. If they get a bad start, how will they get righted again? That is Dr. Rains ford's snggestion. Take in the little ones who are learning their first lessons in rascality. and teach them something better, while there is Atime- v,X"Jr'"- LT- 11. THE PASSESGEEB' MISTAKE: They All Smiled, hut Nevertheless They Wer All Wronff. Chicago Tribune. 1 You can't most always telll In tact, a whole' earful of as bright people S lire at Austin were almost unanimously mistaken the other evening. A young couple took a front seat in the car. The girl was a strikingly handsome blonde, 'faultlessly dressed. The young man had dark-brown hair ana was not so carefully attired. From tbe worshipful way in which he seated her; placed her packages in the rack, and kept his admiring eyes qpon her blushing face the other passengers immediately sensed ,thelr newly marfiedness and settled back in thefr seats to enjoy the pantomime ot "Love's Young JDream." His arms dropped care lessly along the back of the sear. Her head leaned caressingly against it. His fingers lightly drummed a tune upon her shoulder. It was "Home. Sweet Home." They didn't say mucb, bnt kept casting devouring glances into each other's eyes. Finally his fingers began to toy with the golden lovelocks that curled temptingly up from her white neck over tbe edge of ber jacket collar. The passengers all smiled, and! remarked to the elderly gentle man who shared the seat with me that they seemed to be very fond of each other. "Ab.yesl" ha replied- "I've known them ever ilnoe they were 8 and 9 years old. Never saw brother aad sister so fond of each otherl Never! Their father and mother died when tbey were little more than children, an' Ben's taken care of her and himself ever since. You see she's just come home to-night from the school some Eastern college, I believe where he Is sending her. You can see he's as happy as a bridegroom over her. "I like to see it," the old man added dreami ly. "A little sentiment between brother and sister Isn't a bad thing to bave In the family. Notabadthlngl I like to see 1M" BETOBMtHCr A HUIsAHCE. i "" " " ' Sage Hints to Ladles Whose Street Car Sig nals Are Unnoticed. New York Saturday dlobe.1 A lady acqalntance bas a grievance that she wants to air; it is tbe calm and serene indiffer ence of tbe average conductors to her signals ot distress at a corner when she wants to board a car. She avers that she signaled four cars in succession to which no attention whatever was paid, and it seemed to do the conductors so much good.f.0 leave ber frantically waving her parasol, they smiled smiles of satisfaction and -great joy. The probabilities are that those men were victims of home tyranny, tbe silent henpecked partners of strong-minded and strong-armed women, and had no voices in the domestle proceedings, hence were taking it out of our lady friend, having the satisfaction of triumphing over one woman anyhow, even If It was not tbe one they would hare preferred to humiliate. We suggested to our lady friend that she hereafter tie a red rag on tbe point of her para sol, stand boldly forth on the crossing and wave it at tbe driver who will be likely to put on the brakes and stop, under the impression that a manhole has blown up. A.n excellent remedy for this won't-notlce-you nuisance on tbe part of the conductor, is to take tbe number of his car, time and place, and drop a note to tbe superintendent of tbe road. That gentleman is a most potent element in tbe reformatory line, having a playful way ot mak ing it very lively for delinquent conductors who are far from enjoying his pleasantries. This will be the best remedy for Inattention to ladies, of whom we say, "lopg may they wave," but not for a car when they are in a hurry to get home in time for dinner. It is not that kind of a wave that we mean. BISHAECK A COUBTEB-IBBITAKT. Recent Events Show That Germany's Mon arch Needs a Lesson or Two. There is a propensity in the newspapers to scold Bismarck because he does not keep si lence, and he is chlded for his folly and lack of dignity, and all that. It Is not impossible to imagine that great statesman acting under a sense of duty In going to 'the Reichstag. He has had a great experience, and knows tbe young Emperor, if he becomes a. wise man, will know several things not yet Imparted to his understanding. Tbe egotism of the Emperor Is felt by Intelligent Germans to be alarming. It is boundless. When he says he alone is master the judicious grieve, for they know it is not so that there are many things more potential than be. It is a good thing for him that he cannot si lence Bismarck. The mighty structure of tbe German Empire needs something more than army corps and imperial effusion. Already the alllanes have been weakened, and there are elements bf disintegration that must be vigi lantly regarded. It does not please the Em Seror to bave a citizen greater than himself, ut while Bismarck lives there is no avoiding that. HEED I0 A EAIXBOAD COACH, Narrow Escape of a Yonng Lady on the Lake Shore Limited. Toledo, May 10. Shortly after leaving Elk hart last night passengers on the Lake Shore limited, eastbound, were startled by tbree sharp reports in rapid succession. One of the windows in the New York oar had been shat tered by a rifle or pistol shot. Another ball was Imbedded in tbe frame work above the window. A third shot seems to have missed tbe train en tirely. The occupants of tbe section where the shots struck were F. H. Winston, of Chicago, and Miss Winston. The glass felt in pieces in M lss Winston's lap. Tbe fact that three shots were fired almost simultaneously, and that two of them struck tbe car In abouttbe same place, seems to indicate that two or more persons did tbe shooting. Tbey also go to show that there was a delib erate Intention to shoot at the train, and that the shots did not come from a stray hunting party nor from a target shot. All on board agree that Miss Winston was in great peril. Had the ball struck a few inches lower it would hare resulted in great bodily harm to her, TEE EPWOETH LEAGUE. A New Methodist Organization With a Tory Large Membership. Cincinnati, May 10. A district convention of the Epworth League, comprising the con ferences of tbe Methodist Episcopal Church in Ohio and Kentucky, is to meet here June 9, 10 and 1L Arrangements are mado to entertain too delegates. The Epworth League is the young people's, society of that church, and, though only two years old, now numbers nearly 6.500 chapters, enrolling over 350,000 members. Tbe organiza tion is grouped into 14 districts, following the lines of the General Conference districts. . One Bother the Less. Chicago Times: Assurance comes from Italy that tbe Amerl' can injured at Florence was not mobbed, and that the affair was without political signifi cance. This will relieve Uncle Sam from the painful necessity of jerking the boot off from Europe, and timid people may breathe freely. Pennsylvania's Direct Tax Rero.nct. Wllllamsport Sun. Governor Pattison is right in belloring that the money refnnded to the State by the Na tional Government should be used ou the pay ment of the Btato debt. This is the only just way to dispose ot the money, as it cannot be paid back to the individuals from whom it was collected. - PEOPLE WHO OOKB AHD GO. John B.Bichard, of Brooklyn, and W. L, Home, a Boston Iron man, are stopping at tbe Duquesne. P. C. Smith, of Omaha, and C. L. Wilson, of Philadelphia, are among the guests at the Schlosser. Madame Janauschek is at the Mononga hela House for a week. vSho occupies the finest room in the hotel. The New York Baseball Club, with 16 people, arrived in the city at midnight. They pnt up at the Monongahela. Mrs. John Brew will spend thevweek at the Anderson. Louis Freedman, ot London, registered at tbe hotel yesterday. O. King, a Chicago detectiye and James H. Nutt, City Commissioner of Yonngstown, Stopped at tbe Central Hotel yesterday. 8. Bernstein, business manager for the orchestra tbat will play for the Mav Festival, is registered at the Seventh Avenue Hotel. O. A. Preeman, of Stenbenyille, and E. W. Smith, of Franklin, are among tbe arrivals yesterday at tbe Seventh Avenue Hotel. Mrs. H. Maud, Miss Beeler, of Hagers ton. were in the el tr yesterday attending the funeral ot a near relative. They stopped at the I lfM.nMMh.1, TTnnaA John McDowell, of 'Washington, Presi dent ot the-State Wool Growers' Association, was in the city for a short time yesterday. He Is strongly in favor of a steep tariff ou woo). Mr.'Pritch, of Ba"nkin & Fritch, builders of plate glass machinery at tit. Louis, inspected iii. f ttiAriaroi nlant veaterdav. .The factor will be started this week. Mr.Fr!toa predicts a a 4nnA fAP th tr4.Ajh Its A vnt1a JtONDA --if OUT OF THE ORDINARY. One Hundred Bull Fights at Meadvllle A Modern Methuselah Taxidermy Doesn't Pay A Trick With Pennies A Wonder ful Nova Scotia Clock. I The antics of a large herd of fat bulls was an entertainment which attracted a good many people 'to the Vallonla distillery yesterday alternoon, says the Meadnlle Republican. The bulls. 110 of tbem, have been kept In stalls and. fed on distillery slops until they are considered fat enough to ship to England as American beef for their Johnny namesakes. Tbe bulls, be it remembered, bad not been loose for sev eral weeks, and when an animal first emerged from the gloomy stable and got a good sniff of pure free air, about the first move was to trans, form his tail into a flagstaff, snort a couple of times and then, with a terrific bellow, look up and shake his head as though to challenge somebody or something, no matter what or how bie, to a fight Occasionally one. wiser than his neighbors, would walk quietly to a corner and behave himself, but the most of tbem were in for a fight at the start, and generally had little trouble in finding plenty of what they sought. Most of the fights were square head-to-bead pushing matches, although occasionally a com batant would get a side smash at his adversary, generally knocking him over. In some of the mora stubborn contests horns were locked for fully ten minutes without a single break, the animals alternately backing each other and straining every nerve to win, finally quitting from sheer exhaustion. Strange as it may seem, the animals seldom hurt each other. A Modern Methuselah t The oldest man in the world is a citizen of Bogota, in Salvador. This Methuselah de clares that he is 180 years old, and It would seem he flatters himself; for his neighbors give the assurance that he is older than be says be is, says an Englisn literary paper. He is a balf-breed named Michael Soils, whose exist ence was levealed to Dr. Louis Hernandez by one of the oldest planters in that locality, who as a child knew Soils as a centenarian. Tbey bave found in tbe year 1712 bis signature among those persons who contributed to the building of a Franciscan convent which exists near San Sebastian. His skin is like parch ment, his long hair, ot the whiteness of snow, envelops his head like a turban, and his look is so keen that it ma'de a disagreeable impression on the doctor. "1 never eat but once a day," said he, "but 1 never use any but tbe strongest and most nourishing foods. My meals last a half hour, for I believe it is impossible to eat more in that time than tbe body can digest in 24 hours. I fast the first and fifteenth day of each month, and on those days I drink: as much water as 1 can bear. lalwSyslat my food become cold before I touch It. It is to these things that I attribute my great age." Taxidermy a Decaying Art. "There isn't the money in taxidermy that there used to be," said a well-known taxiderm ist yesterday to a writer in the New York Tele gram. "1 don't think that there are more than two taxidermists in New York city to-day who make a living without having some other iron in tbe fire. Fifteen years ago there was money in tbe business. We used to get f 10 apiece for stuffing pef cats and dogs, and could run off two and three a day. There isn't any call to day for that sort of thing. Our principal sales now are stuffed doves tor funeral purposes. We sell about 7,000 a year. In tbe lower part of the city tbey bring fl 25 or 11 60 apiece and up town S3 apiece. A dove, you know, is really no larger than a robin, and these so-called doves are in fact, pigeons. Genuine doves would be worth f 10 a pair. Moat of these pigeons are bred by fanciers on tbe outskirts of Baltimore and marketed in New York. We were the first to introduce pigeons in New York to be used for funeral purposes. That was in 1872, and at the start we got $3 50 for each one. We used to turn out 500 a week. There are so many now In tbe business, however, that the price has been cut down one-half. "Nearly every taxidermist does his own shoot ing. He usually takes a run out to Long Island in the season and shoots snipe and any other game he comes across. Bometimes be can sell a case ot stuffed birds to a private family at a good figure, but unless he has some big business house to work for he will have a hard time making both ends meet". A TrlckJVllh Coppers. Here is a very sfflple little trick with perc ales that will catch the sharpest of your friends, and la divulged by tbe New York Strata. Place six pennies on the table and arrange tbem in the form of a Roman cross that if, four pennies in a perpendicular row for the upright, and one on each side of the second penny for tbe cross piece. Yon will then havo two rows, the up and down row with four pen nies and the horizontal row with tbree in It. Ask your friends to place 'them' in two rows with four in a row by only changing the posi tion of one penny. They will try, but they won't succeed. Then crush tbem and win the drinks, if you happen to be of that nature, by placing the lower penny of tbe perpendicular row on the center penny. Of course you did not stipulate tbat tbe coins were not to be placed on top of one another, and yon have done the trick fairly. But it always leads to a dispute. A Clock aa a Gunner. At Halifax, Nova Scotia, a signal gun is fired from tbe citadel each day at noon and at 9:30 P. jr. Twenty years ago, says the Age of Steel, the gunner in cbarge regulated his watch at a famous jewelry establishment. A flag signal system was subsequently adopted, and that in turn was succeeded by a time ball signal sys tem. The interference with tbe signals by fogs made a now and more reliable arrangement necossary. A cable has been laid from a clock maker's establishment to the citadel, and Is connected with a clock which automatically fires the gun. Tbe dial of the astronomical clock lias two small receptacles containing mer cury. One of these is so placed that the re verse end of the record hand will touch the mercury when the index end points to tbe six tieth second. When the minute hand toucbes the mercury in one recentacle and the second band toncbes it la the other, lhe circuit is com pleted, and the big gun at the citadel is dis charged by an electric circuit passing through the clock. A Slight Misunderstanding. President W. N. Hobart, of the May Festival Association, tells a good story on himself in connection with Santley, tbe great baritone. Thursday, says the Cincinnati Enquirer, Mr. Hobart called at the Burnet House to see tbe famous English singer, he having just arrived. Mr. Hobart sent np bis card at the hotel. It bore his name and the legend tbat be was "Pres. May Festival Association." Imme diately word came back in reply that if the gentleman desired anything special of Mr. Santley to send him a note. This rather sur prised Mr. Hobart, and he said to a friend ac companying him: "There mnst be some mis take about this. At any rate 1 will write him saying tbat I merely wanted to talk to him about tbe rehearsal." The second missive brought tbe answer, "Come up at once." On reaching tbe room and after acquaintance had been completed, tne noted Briton said: "Mr. Hobart. yon will excuse me, I read tbis 'Press' and thought yon were a newspaper man, and could not see you just then." A Fine Michigan Fish. Tbey are catching fresh water whales at Holland muskallonge that weigh from 15 to 25 pounds, says tbe Detroit Journal. A gamier fish than tbese are rarely found, and it takes an ex'pert to land him. He no sooner feels the barbed steel in his gnlletthau be commences a series of writbings and contortions. He makes a semicircle of himself, springs back to a normal position as suddenly as a tense bow when the string is cut. He zigzags horizon tally, darts upward, darts downward, spins around, turns somersaults, and finally, if all tbese dodges tall, launches his lithe body, with a quiver, fully six feet into the air, and coming down head foremost, darts off at a right angle like a streak of lightning. It this lastmanenver does not break the tackle, the muskallonge gives in and suffers himself to be lifted out of the water withont more ado. A HUT 70S D0CT0B8 TO CBACE. Miss Tolleson Has a Remarkable Rise In Temperature. Memphis, May 10. Ono of the most extra ordinary cases in medical annals is that of Miss Tolleson, a student at a leading institution in this city- She was attacked with tonsllltls a few days ago, her temperature rising to 108 and then to 108, ber death being momentarily ex pected. But. to tbe utter consternation of tbe attending physicians, her temperature con tinned to rise steadily to 153 Fahrenheit. Strangest of alln the faot that tbe young lady is improving and may recover. There is but one parallel case on record, that of a victim of perotlnltfs at Omaha, Neb., whose tempera ture reached 152 degrees. ' If Greek Would Meet Greek Atlanta Journal. What a pity Beed is not to preside over the Reichstag when Bismarck gets therel It would be rare fun to see tbem lock horns. A Seasonable Reminder. Meadvllle Tribune-Republican. The ordinance forbidding snow on tbe side walks sbould.be rigidly enforced, particularly. hl,a,iAnAfthH.. J 1891P "X".X"sMu7.fjg 4js.? TUv OUR MATT, POTJOH. Hot Shot for Ballot Reform Mangier. To the Editor of Tbe DIs natch: There could not have been a much greater sensation produced among tbe people If the Legislature bad passed a law disfrancbising,un conditionally, a certain percentage of the vot ers of this State than what has been caused by tha Baker reform bill in its present condition. The people will not stand It, A more cunningly contrived scheme- to rob a people of their polit ical rights, and enslave tbem, never was con ceived by the worst set of villains known to mankind. How far the political hippodrome at Harrisbnrg will go toward taking from the people tbe rights guaranteed tbem under the Constitution ot the United States will be de termined by the passage or defeat of the treas onable measure now beforo them. In the event ot the passage and becoming a law of the pres ent proposed measure, I would advise all men who desire nothing but honesty and patriotism in governmental affairs, to combine in one vast uprising and put an entire Independent ticket Id tbe field and sweep those political buccaneers out of existence. The issue is placed before the peo ple by this act whether they, the people, or a lot of political tyrants shall rule. B. B. FsY. , Finleyville, May 9. Only Second Papers Are Required. To the Editor of lhe Dlspatcn: Does one need to take out naturalization payers if be has come to the United States being lour years unuer ager . Pxttsbubo, May 7. CAD. It Is Now a Law. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: Please state in your next issue whether the international copyright bill bas become a law. several Readies. Habmont. Pa, May 9. AHD OP COURSE HE KISSED HEB. Practical Joking in the Steerage of an Ocean Steamship, Mew York Recorder. An American recently returned from Europe tells tbe following incident of his experience on board the Etrnrla: "It was my custom on sunshiny days to go down ou the deck where tbe emigrants were, in order tbat I might study tbe manners and customs ot these aliens. "Many of the emigrants had no knowledge of the English language, and tbis lack tbey tried to supply by studying from text books. A very pretty young Swedish woman was seated on a, hatchway while we were off the banks of Newfoundland. I seated myself beside her and In a few minutes I taught ber to utter the sentence 'Kiss me' in very fair English. "As the lesson was completed, a sturdy young Irishman sauntered in tbe direction of the hatchway. By means of signs I made the girl understand tbat she was to try her English sentence on him. With an ingenious smile on ber face she approached him and uttered tbe magical sentence. The appeal startled the Irishman fora moment "Then his quick wit grasped the humor of tbe situation, and throwing his arms like great, rough bear around the maiden, be saluted ber with two hearty smacks upon her rosy cheeks. With a qolck movement she tore herself from his embrace- and ran to hide her blushes in the steerage." GBESHAH AS A CAHDIDATE. An Acquaintance of Harrison on the Presi dents! Situation. Sew York Telegram.! "Some people outJn Indiana have been boom ing Gresham tor tbe Bepublican nomination for President In 1892." said William K. Ross, of Indianapolis, at the Everett House, "but they are just wasting their powder. Gresham will never be permitted to make even a run for the office as long as Harrison holds the reins. I will go further than that and say that even if by chance Gresham should Denominated Harrison would knife him. Now, I want you to under stand me. I do not say that Harrison Is going to try to cut the throat of aby man who may be nominated. Of course be will work for the nomination, and I hope he may get It but what I do say and reseat is that if Gresham tries to run Harrison would prefer bis party's defeat to Gresham's success. Strong words? Yes, I know it; but it is my opinion. As you know, Harrison can bear a grudge for an awful long time and put the knife in wben tbe time comes. "Harrison could not carry Indiana, and I don't believe be is as strong as his friends would have us believe. I bave not been about the country much the past tbree months,so can not say what I believe the choice of the whole country to be, except as it concerns Blaine. I tell you Blaine can be elected by an overwhelm ing majority over every competitor. He is the man ot my choice."- WHY BUSIHE8S MEH DIE YOTJHG. A Fair Sample of the Dally Puzzles They Have to Untangle. Cincinnati Times-Star. Here is a sample of tbe puzzles In the way of orders tor goods business men of the city bave to solve. It was received by a prominent book firm from a gentleman in tbe South, who wanted to replenish his literary assets or something: C ten Aprol 91 Yures 15 reed contents noted Inclosed yew will find money order pleas snd me the Life bistryof Laranzns Dow 300 apocarify of the bible 100 apocarafy of tbe new testamytlOO allso please inform me what Sweden Bnrgers boocksis worth allso tbe Hstry of Joe Sepbis prise seperatly mey the peas of god bee with you all. COMPLIHEHTS THE C0MMISSI0H. An Engineering Publication Has Good Words for the Canal Folic The Engineering News, of New York, pub lishes a flattering endorsement ot tbe report of tbe Lake Erie and Ohio Blver Ship Canal Commission, which concludes thus: "Tbe report of 173 pages 8 vo., includes a large amount of statistical matter concerning tbe probable commerce on such a canal, ana tbe manufacturing, commercial and national interests involved. Tbe Commission has cer tainly done its work well, and it only remains for the legislators of Pennsylvania to properly digest the valuable material there presented." BAIN SATED TEE WHEAT. If Chancellor Snow's Prediction About the Kansas Chinch Bus; Proves Trne. Kansas city, May 10. Dispatches from points all over Kansas state tbat cold rains, which Chancellor Snow in his report yester day on wheat pests in Kansas said would rid tbe fields of the chinch bug, fell to-day. The rain began falling about 4 o'clock this morn ing and for about 12 hours came down in torrents and during the rest of the uaylt rained gently. Tbo storm came directly from the North and the thermometer dropped to 40 degrees. If Chancellors Snow's prediction is fulfilled Kansas wheat will suffer no more tbis season from the deadly chinch bug. Yonngstown Catholic Church Dedication. ISrXCIAL TELXOKAM TO THX SISrATCH.I Youhgstows, May 10. The Church of tbe Immaculate, costing 30,000, was dedicated to day with appropriate ceremonies. Large dele gations, including civic societies, came in ou speeial trains from New Castle, Sharon, Nlles, Warren and other points and gave a parade. The formal dedication of tbe church was by Mgr. Bolt, of Cleveland, executor of the late Bishop Gilmour. Tbe address to tbe people was delivered by Father Carroll, of Cleveland, and the celebrant of tbe mass was Rev. A. E. Manning, ot Fremont brotber ot Father Man ning, pastor of the church. The Case Strongly Stated. There are boys in Oil City who should be soundly thrashed about tbree times a day for 303 days and their parents should be killed. Something She Forgot Boston Herald Mrs. Besant doesn't quite understand all the tricks of her trade. She bas sailed awar for home without making ber positively last fare well appearance. GHOSTS. A turn of the bead, a gesture allzbt Of that girl, unknown, in tbe window there, Recall In a flash to my mind tbe night The fateful night, of our parting where We stood opposed ber angry lance He small hand elencbed in passionate rage. Abt tbat was the end of our romance. And we both wrote "Flnlsl" upon the page. y h. And yet was it ended, wben here to-night A girl's sllzht movement as It appears. Can call up memories, dear and bright That 1 tnouxht wvru Jcud for all the years Of life for me? Aad the thought comes now- irshe, byajchance, some man should see Wbose face or whose ways were mine, somehow 1 Just what and how would abe think of me? . 4j demcroueveunKu, CURIOUS CONDESSAIWS, Smokeless powder increases in use. Wool is made from wood tree fiber. A Hessian watchman gets 1 cent a day. Americans are the greatest -meat-eaten. -Vermont claims the first electrio motor. Pennsylvania contains four castor-oil mills. Cannon projectiles have been photo graphed. Sanguinite, a new mineral, contains silver, arsenic and sulphur. Detroit undertakers must wear rubber coats when they handle diphtheria corpses. Chicago has the biggest lime kiln. Six thousand barrels ot stone and lithe ara crushed in a day. It Is no unusnal thing for a yeel'ply-st ing between Japan and San Francisco to bring 1,000,000 fans as asingle item of Its cargo. Houston county, 6a., claims the young est Confederate soldier in tbe person Augustus L. Dixonwho enlisted in 1S63 under 13 years of age. The word "prefacfe," used in the begin ning of boots, was originally a word ot wel come to a meal, and was equivalent to "Much good may it do you." The Springfield Republican says: "Wachusett, the only decent mountain down East, is about to be sold like any parcel ot level mead and woodland." Diamonds have appeared in greater profusion in London society this year than ever before. Tbey have been worn in profusion at morning entertainments. The Michigan penitentiary has a class of 15 in telegraphy, originated by one of the prisoners. Each convict purchased his own Instrument by working overtime. Australia has now 4,750,000 of people, 1500,000 more than the population of the Amer ican Colonies wben tbey declared their inde pendence, and the same as Ireland at the present tune. Every year a layer of the sea, 14 feet thick, is taken np Into the clouds. The winds bear their burden into tbe land and the water comes down in rain upon the field, to flow back through rivers. ' The commerce of New South 'Wales, one of the Australian provinces, in proportion to its numbers is three times that of Canada, fire times tbat nt France, and etgnt times greater than the trade of the United States. A brown rat with a blue tail was killed at the Cincinnati Court House Friday. It was not a new species, bnt a plain, everyday Nor way rodent that had been quietly fishing with its caudal appendage In a bucket ot blue paint A boot sole, the bottom covered with iron. was found imbedded in a chunk of coal at Aienton Aiaroor tne otneraay. lauoosj was made several years B. C and the sols must bave been an old iron one ot capital, left in the footprint ot the march of time. It is said there is a traot of forest trees in Southern Oregon embracing about 18,000 square miles, which, cut and sold, at 110 per L000 feet, would pay our National debt twice over. It is estimated tbat the amount of mer chantable timber standing will reach 400,000, 000,000 feet A few years ago s gentleman bought 100 acres several miles below Macon. Ga., on tbe East Tennessee road, for which he paid J10 an acre. He improved the property at a cost of only S7 an acre, and within fourysars from tbe date of the purchase cleared $27,CCO from the sales of fruit grown on this land. Two thousand pairs of woolen socks are knitted at the prison at Jackson, Mica., each year. The man who bosses the tailoring de partment says: "It a convict sees some other convict bave a new pair ot socks he will not rest satisfied until be gets a pair, or knows wby he doesn't They tear the toe of a sock or the heel, and then try to make me believe it's a legitimate wear-out" There are hopes of introducing the magio lantern as a means of signalling at sea. Wben so used, the lantern will be called tbe "Luclgraph." It will bave slides in the shape of stencil plates, each with a letter or figure cut in it The screen is a flag stretched in a conspicuous part of the ship, on which the letter ot the slldeis projected. By the help of glasses, the distant ship reads the letters. One of the most frequent complaints among canaries is asthma. Tbis disease is easily cured if taken hold ot at once. The bird dealers sail a powder that is mixed in the water tbe birds are given to drink, and there is also a bird tonic which is good for all the Ills tbat bird flesh is heir to. When a bird has the asthma the symptoms ara a heaviness of breathing at night Canaries with this complaint have been known to breathe like human beings. By careful experiments made at the United States Mint it has been shown that 13 are lost br abrasion every time 51.000,000 in gold coin are handled. The experiments were conducted with bags containing $5,000 each, and it was shown tbat tbe mere lilting of the 200 bags making up JI.000.000 to a truck to be removed to another vault, resulted in tbe loss stated, and that their transfer from tbe truck again made a second similar loss. Prance has in her army a unique body of troops for tbe -protection of her railways in war. Most of tbem are men living near the eastern boundary among them 7,000 foresters and customs officials able to get in the field at a few hours' notice. Recently this railway contingent was mobilized, so that its efficiency might be tested. Tbe mobilization was not very successful. Halt of the men could get no overcoats because there were none for them. The zone system of passenger fares, which started in Hungary, and has also been successfully applied in Austria, was adopted on May 1 by the Cork, Blackrock and Passage Hallway Company, in Ireland, for service be tween Cork and Crossbaven and Afgbada, two popular pleasure resorts in tbe harbor. In stead of 150 kinds of tickets formerly required, there are now only 8. and the new rates of fare are about 30 per cent lower than the former tariff. The death of a young man in Lyon county, Kan., by a stroke ot lightning from an almost cloudless sky was certainly very re markable,but a caseof the same kind occurred in I860 on tbe prairie midway between Clinton and Bloomingtoor in tbe same State. A young man was riding on a gallop, wben a bolt was seen by residents near by to dart straight uownward from a cloudless sky. The horse, with his rider, were found very shortly after with a small round hole passing throngh the head and body of the man, and thence throngh the horse Into the ground. WISDOM IN WIT. A SOLEMN WABSTWO. . Charley Marston, of Chicago, Learned to smote tbe cigarette. And lie puffed 'em late and early As though at It on a bet; But tbe plien -ot to working Something Charley ne'er would do How he's in a private 'sylum, Down at lovely Kalamaioo. From this gemlet take a warning, iryoabain'tbegunlt yet Don't upset your daisy bralnlet "With the festive cigarette. Detroit Journal. If you want to help the devil to make backsliders, get up church entertainments. Sam's Morn. Walker There are great possibilities In that fsllow. Weeks. Went (dryly) Yes, but very few probabilities. New Xork Telegram. Ethel Why are yon always kicking be. cause I have other admirers? George Ob, if yon want to biake a syndicate ot yourself, I don't object. Sew Xork Sun. Mrs. Bellows I caught you kissing the hired girl, sir. What does it mean? Mr. Brown It means we havo lost enough girls on accountof my coolness. Chicago Qloie. Crostcutt (the 'manufacturer) If more men strUe, Mr. Penman. I fear they will be ruined. . ...... Penman (the bookkeeper, with his mind on the last ball game) Yes, this going out in one-two-three order has nearly broken me already. CM cago Timet. Debtor You can't collect that from me, sir. . Collector-No? Debtor Jfo; yon can't get blood out of a turnip. Collector (In dIgust)-ApparenUy not: neither can I get money out of a beet-Team Siflingi. Johnny My father said it in sober earn est ma'am. Teacher Wouldn't my father said it la earn est" mean Just aimuoh, Johnny? t Johnny Ko. ma'am; not if you know my father. Xlmira Qasette. Bjones What will yon take for that horse of yours. B'enklns! BJenktns Two hundred and fifty dollars. Bjones Two hundred and fifty dollars: Why,11' man, 7u told me last week that you were dU- -gtuted with him and would sell him for SSQ. l Bltnklns Yea, 1 know I did: T have found ljnaa'nowwho wants lm.8omenU Jovraat,' v I JiJSvrffr st,iv' mt&tifi&stt