"fW - tt -f ctr rwi" 'TTWt 20 THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH; SUNDAY," APEIL 26,' 189L "vr CUPID 01 THE STAGE. Unique Discnssion of the Merrj Lit tle God's Doings Among Actors and Actresses BY FAMOUS THEATEICAL STARS. Kearly All Agree That Separation f Man and TYife is the Great Obsta cle to Marriage. EOUE AEE IX FAT,OK OP CELIBACY. Qsrctict cf Wlttiir a Lift Firtstr Sanlt Si Cicita Irca tie Fnftssion. Owing to the itinerant life of the actor, it he s often been asked: Is it wise for the actor to niarry? Can he have a happy home, and be away from it continuously? "While the public has thought much on the subject, the actor hat never been heard Irom. Eeceatly these two queries were caused to be submitted to a number of the leading members of the dramatic prolessiou by an occasioual correspondent of The Dis patch, and their answers, unique and in teresting, are given below: IH STOCK COMPANY LAYS Marriage Was All' Right, Says Clara Morris, lint Times Change, It is an old saying that nothing makes or mars a man like marriage. Especially is this true ot the actor. One of the essentials to his success is an unfettered mind where with to grasp the spirit of the playwright and interpret it in its full meaning to bis audience. This unfettered condition of mind may obtain lu the matrimonial state; and again it may not. It all depends upon the kind of wman the actor marries. The chances of unruffled happiness among married pro essioaals are very few and re mote. This is not because of any individual weakness or crookedness of disposition, but rither because of the circumstances in which the lollouersof the stage are placed. It is most difficult lor married players to obtain engagements in the same company. It troubles arise between the manager and one ol the couple the other takes part, and the trouble is augmented. In the old days of stock companies things were different Alan and wile were together :or a. longer period. But with the advent of rapid railroad lacilities and other innovations came the traveling theatrical troupe, and now there are but one or two stock companies in each o. the big cities. The rest of the players are always on the move. Separation perforce ensues when man and wife Jail of obtaining engagements in one company. And what is married life when the contracting parties see little or nothing ot each other? Where is the opportunity to "sove and cherish?" It is a mockery! Better celibacy than such a state. , If one really loves, picture the pain and heartburn at parting for so long a period every season! To die and Dart Is a less evil but to part and live There, there's tLe tormen. And, nine times out often, the state of mind ol the player has a depressing influence upou the performance. These repeated separatioi s can resi.it 1:1 but one thing final drilling apart and divorce. And if there be children, what of them? Go and Tisit the schools and convents. One of the cleverest o! newspaper men is always pro testing that there should be no marriages among professionals. And I sometimes think tbc same nij&elf. Butlhe'actor is still imbued to s great an extent as his fellow creatures with the desire to love and be loved. It is this phase of human nature which makes nil discussions such as this useless words, words, words. Though I deprecate marriage among pro essiouals, both for the good of the profession and the individual, I do not thins that matrimony should be prohibited to them. Celibacy, in my opinion, is not a good thing. And a partner-in wedlock, on the other hand, is often a very good thing. Matrimony is the actor's privilege as much as tnat of any man, but it should be entered into at the proper time. Early marriages should be avoided. Let the player first make a name and a competence. These are more easily made before than after marriage. Then go beyond the pale of your profession and seek a mate from the outside world one who will be to you such a wife as God intended a woman to be. The stage will be graced by a more finished histrionic performance, and the playcr,as the curtain descends upou the last scene and he prepares to go to his home, may well say, with our own Willis: The world well tried the sweetest thing In life Is the unclouded welcome of a wife. CLABA liOBBIS. CEBTAIULY THEY SHOULD. ' f Genius No Bar to Matrimonial Happiness, . Bays Minnie Maddern. I do not see how marriage can interfere with the popularity of an actor. Public veneration is given to genius, noble thought and patient endeavor. Unless the domestic relations interfere with these qualities, the eetor need not fear that his audience is con cerning itself with thoughts of his private life .Naturally, the most perfect union of the people of the stage is that wherein both man anJ woman participate in the same ambi tion. In that case, there is a complete mu tual understanding and congeniality in taste. However, there is absolutely no reason nhy a good woman should love a rood husband tbc lets, or be lest happy in her wedded life, because that husband is an actor, though, she be not an actress. I think that there exists hut one question in regard to the advisability of au actor's marriage, and that is in the case of the woman of the stage who marries the man cot ciuhccted with it. However glorious her talents, no woman with a true heart in her breast can find perfect content and happiness without love and the dear ties of home. So good woman should marry nil less a love deeper and greater than that which she feelb for her art is born to her. If a man sufiers in what seems a publio exhi bition of the dear personality so sacred to him, the right sort of woman will not hesi tate a moment in relinquishing that which is humiliating to her husband, and conse quently dangerous to the perfect content of their union. It would seem scarcely right to rob the world ot any great gifts clearly bestowed for its elevation and benefit. A great genius is a great responsibility, an almost sacred charge to be used for inestimable good. The question is: "Should a genius marry?" Certainly; genius would be a curse were it to debar its possessor from tbeonly complete happiness the tic of love and home. But the marriage of a genius is no ordinary affiir. Mutual c mcessions, perhaps sacri fices, are necessary. Pages might be written upon the subject, bnt, alter all, true, unsel fish, generous lovers will discover the way out 01 the complication. It seems to me that this is the only question that appears in the discussion of the actor's ohances of hap piness in marriage. , 'MuraiE Maddebjt-Fiskb. DOKT XABBY IN THE PEOIXSSIOff. Rhea Says an Actress Wrecks Her Future by Taking, a Husband. Never having had a husband, I find it very difficult to answer tho question satis factorily. It seems to me, however, that on thegatage.ajs elsewhere, married HTe must have its good and bad sides. I believe that a young woman of talent who weds an actor J 1 wrecks her future, for if she loves herhus band she will sacrifice herself for him, she will accept any engagement to stay with him, and, as a loving wife, she will take the parts which mar most "bring out her hus band's talent, while hers would remain al most 'unknown. And yet I have seen couples so happy that, though vanity, pride and ambition wire not exactly satisfied, as a return the heart was satisfied, and reason had to be bushed. To wed a beautiful actor is rather danger ous. They are surrounded by temptation;, and they are but men, alter all. I believe that the happiest couples are those where the husband alone is an actor and the wife not an artist. She stays -home, takes care of the house, of the children, and when her husband comes back from along stay "on the road" his home appears to him then as a paradise, where he can rest from his troubles and labors, and where everything appears to him new and consequently beautiful. On the whole, what I have just said ean be resumed thus: Actors do well to marry, but should not do so among themselves. BbeA. HAED TO GET A WIFE. Women Who Are Actors' Uqaals Are Kept Away I"rora Them. Mr. Bichard Mansfield, when asked for an opinion on this subject, said: "Actors are able to support their wives, why, there fore, should they not have wives to support? I do not think, however, that they are apt to marry, for the reason that it is so difficult for them to secure wives I mean wives who would be their equals. I am speaking. now of an actor in the best sense of the word that is, of a gentleman who has adopted the stage as a means of livelihood, and who re tains with his profession his breeding and gentle characteristics. Such men rarely marry, despite their ability to do so, for the reason, as I have said, that it is difficult for them to secure women who are intellect ually and sociallytheir equals. They have not many opportunities for knowing such women, "though they will be afforded almost endless opportunities for meeting them. An actor of the rank and standing I am describing finds the door of almost nny home open to him; he is asked to dine, per haps even to visit with most desirable hosts, and allowed to become 'chummy' with the sons; bat the line is distinctly drawn with a close hand when he attempts to make love to the daughters. The feeling which prompted the passing of a law in Queen Eliztbelh's time making an actor 'a vagabond and an ontoast' exists in but slightly modified form to this day. "An acquaintance of at least a short duration is primary to a falling in love, and with the possibilities lor such an ac quaintance prevented bv vigilant circum stance, and with the difficulties increased by the nomadic nature of the actor's life, the opportunity is, indeed, lacking. But provided an actor can find a woman who will be a real wife to him, there can surely be no good reasons to urge lor his celibacy." LYDIA THOMPSON SAYS YES. She Thinks Acton as a Class Have a Perfeot Right to Get Married. 1 1 do not think any particular profession should be so jealous of its members as to prevent marrying and giving in marriage. Actors should certainly marry, but, to my mind, it is a question whether they should marry in the profession if they inteud to keep their wives on the stage. Where the actor-husband and the actress-wife have -to act from season to season in different com panies, then I decidedly think the actor should not marry. This separation natur ally leads to a legal separation. To my mind, much of the divorce scandal pre valent in the profession is due primarily to husband and wife playing in different companies. Where the actor keeps his wife off the stage, then I can see no reason why lie should not marry. Even if he plavs in the same company with his wife, be is wise in marrying. If the question is asked, should actors, as a class, marry? I would certainly answer in the alhrm.-Uive. From a moral standpoint, marriage would not injure an actor, and I do not think that connubial bliss is inimical to success upon the stage. Historv tells that the great tragedian, Ed mund Kean, was married and had three or more children when be made his great hit in London. Perhaps the thought that his wile and children wouM starve.unless he succeeded gave him the courage and the ambition necessary to electrify his critical audience the first night of his appearance. Marriage oftentimes puts a man on his mettle, arouses him from his lethargy, and makes him push forward with an energy and courage that means success. Actors should marry with discrimination. A hasty and ill advised match oftentimes proves fatal to the success of an actor. Ltdia Thompson. HABEIAGES OS SPEC. Isabelle TJrqnhart Has Some Fault to Find ' "With Stage Alliance. Why is it that I am asked for an opinion on marriage? I can only give vague reasons for having any opinion on the matter what soever. From observation I should say that there are marriages, and, then, there are marriages. In our profession, as a rule, they are made as contracts are, signed hurriedly, without thought, and totally "on spec." And sometimes, alasl the nsual two weeks' notice on either side is an unwritten part of the agreement. Where there is true love between man and womau there is nothing left tbep but mar riage. Where there is .not there should be no marriage. I think about one man out of a thousand to one woman in a hundred (a ratio of one-tenth man to one woman) can love sincerely and faithfully; consequently, marriaze should occur in about that propor tion. I don't mean by this that one man should marry ten women, or that all women should marry ten times. Marriage, to me, is like politics and religion there is no argument that will shake one's firm convic tions on there matters, and my firm cop viction is that marriage is a very, very good institution, when you are quite sure of it being a success. The worst of it is, you never can be surel I seeao reason why actors and ectresses may not mafry. They are separated con stantly, and all that, you say. That is no excuse whatever. A true marriage of hearts and souls will stand very much more trying ordeals than separations. Isabelle Ubqtjhabt. SHE MABEIED TO00tnG. Marie Tempest Tears Out a Leaf of Her Experience In Matrimony, lam afraid if I give my opinion of the subject people will think I am prejudiced, but I will say that I think girls on the. stage should wait until they are old enough to know their own minds belore they marry. It was so in my own rase. I married very young for a home, and I found afterward that my hus band and myself were entirely unsuited to each other. We had no sym pathy with each other; hence a divorce. I see no reason why an actress should not be happily married if she only waits until she is old enough to know who ;she wants, and whether her choice will render her happy. Marie Tempest. SHOULD GIVE UP THE 6TAGE. John Ward' a Wife Was Going; to Quit the ' Boards bat Didn't. There are certainly as many happy mar riages on the stage as off. An actress who marries a man not interested in theatrical matters shbuld at once make up her mind to give up the stage and retire to private life, if she wishes to be happy. With men it is different, for tbey can take their wires with them in traveling. ' In my own case, when I married I was just as fully determined to retire from the stage forever, at I am dot determined .1 .t".LAaSteB-r , e-- jajL Jftj "ifalHlJnH inAj&T-jiiA&&iifcassj smsMmsMimBMsMMmMImB never to leave it again while I have health and strength. Helen Dauybay. KABBT Iff THE PBqFESSION. Ja.ilknjcb.ek Thinks Marriage U All Bight hut Jealousy AwIuL Should actors marry? Why not? Actors are like other people; they have affection, desires, pleasure, passion; have noble senti ments, morals, companionship in fact, all the attributes of people in other walks of life, and to consign them to celibacy would be unnatural and contrary to the command of the Lord when he took part in the mar riage at Cana. It must be admitted that marriage Is honorable among all men, and the Scripture especially enjoins that the husband shall be the head of the wife, as Christ is the head of the Church. I regard marriage as a condition not to be entered upon'without due consideration, and then not unless the parties entertain thestrongest and most endearing affection one lor the other.. These considerations being observed, there is no reason to think such a nnion will not be a hapfcy one, even among actors, and I say actors because the nature of their rela tions to the mimio stage is frequently of such a character as to' cause ungenerous and unjust criticism from those who lose sight of the artist, only seeing the man and woman before the'm. And this being the case, it would prob ably be better, as a rule, for actors to marry within tt profession, as the outside partner, nnless possessed of more 'good sense and judgment than we usually find in humanity, will be apt to develop to a large degree the green-eyed monster, and make home a val ley of unrest and misery, and in that case marriage, to that particular couple, wo,uId be a failure, it not a crime. JAHA"T7SCHEK. 00 OUTSIDE TEE BAKES. Senator Crane Gives an Interesting LeaT From His Experience.. I shall have to give yon a leaf from my own personal experience. My married life has been a very happy one, and my wife has always been my best friend and right-hand man, so to speak. In fact, she is treasurer of our company. My bank book bean the name of E. C. Crane. She laughingly as sures me many times that I cannot draw any money nor make out any checks with out her signature; and it's the truth. She first began to take care of the money more from amusement than anything else; then, when she realized what a help it was to me, she toot complete charge. One season in Boston, when we were playing at the Hollis Street Theater, our business manager, in a spirit of fun,- put her name on the bills as E. C. Grane, Treasurer, and it has remained so ever since. I doVt see why ao tors and actresses should not marry and be happy, if they marry out of the 'profession, as it is very bard and very unsatisfactory to be separated and obliged to play in dif ferent companies. If husband and wife could be placed in the same company always, then everything wonld arrange itself nicely; but very few managers nowadays care to have both man and wife, as it causes trouble, and the manager has two to contend with then instead of one only. If an actor or actress is desirous of mar riage, then let tbem endeavor to seek their life companion outside the ranks. W. H. Crash. THEY MAEEY D? EMITTES. Nat Goodwin Says Discussion Doesn't Connt Against Love. Why shouldn't an actor marry? He is human, like all men, and the love of home is inherent in his nature as in that of all men. It is my opinion that an actor is spurred on to greater effort and more fin nished work through love for wife, childreu and horn. One can't lay down principles for men in love to follow, but if the hus band and wife be professionals both, it is better that tbey should as nearly as possible be of the same grade of ability. I think, also, that they should endeavor to be cast in the same company. It were better not to be married than to be separated for months at a time. But you will find that whatever I think, or whatever anybody else thinks, on this subject, if an actor be smitten at all hard, he won't stop to think the matter over, but will follow the promptings of his heart and marry. And who will say that he should not? Nat C Goodwin. OTJTS1DEES CANT TJHDEBSTAHD. Minnie Palmer Says the Green-Eyed Mon ster Spoils Many Marriages. I think actors and actresses should marry if they can marry in the profession; that is, some one who is connected with theatrical matters in some way or other. The diffi culty in an actress marrying outside her profession is this: A man who is in an other business cannot understand what women on the stage are obliged to "do in acting, and tbey immediately resent tbelr wives' aflectionato'manner to their lovers in the play. Whereas, if the husband were a professional man he would understand that it were obligatory on 'her part, and think nothing of it. It is the same with an actor marrying a woman off the stage. She be comes intensely jealous of her husband making love with any other woman. We had one young fellow in our company for two years, and during that time his wife made his life so disagreeable with her jeal ousies that he was obliged to give up his position. Minnie Palmes. DOESN'T HATTEE TEBY MUCK Margaret Mather Says Genlns Will Win Whether Married or Not, I think there is too great a disposition on the part of the publio to regard the actor and actress as beings of a different order to the general run of humanity. I see no rea son why -one of my profession should find any demand in his artistic life to compel his abjuration of an institution so well es tablished as marriage. And yet I should not urge it as a necessity to the beginner in the race , after dramatic laurels. Marriage under pecuniary difficulties must surely be as disadvantageous to the actor as to the ar tisan. There are unhappy . marriages with in and without the theatrical world. But greatness of purpose will accomplish its end under any circumstances, and genius and talent, whether clogged bv unhaDDV social conditions or encouraged by domestio felicity, will find their vent. I should sim ply say; let the actor marry if he chooses. Maboabet Matheh. BECOHD HATTJEE WITH FLORENCE. No Doubt Exists In the Mind of the Clever and Popular Comedian. It is very strange that such a question should arise, but still it may be a natural one. Of course, I can only speak for Mrs. Florence and myself. We have been mar ried over 30 years, and are as happy as mor tals can be. You may call this devotion, if you like, but it's been going on so long now that it has become second nature to both of us. W. J. Floeence. Individuals Most Decide. I think this is a matter which everyone should decide for himself and another's opinion is an impertinence. I think every one, should in such a matter follow his or her own heart and feelings. Fanht Datektobt. Marriage Is a Blessing, There are so many happy marriages that they counterbalance the unhappy ones. I think that marriage is a blessing to our pro fession. Please use simply these words to express my -opinion. Lillian Bussell. Actors Had Setter Stay Single. My candid opinion is that actors should not marry. 08A BAND. FROLICS OF MAI-DAY. The Down-East Custom of Hanging -" Baskets to the Door Knobs. GLADDEST DAY IN ALL THE TEAB. Hearti Went With the Petty Gifts and Kisses Were Eewards. INCIDENTS OP PIELDING'S B0IH00D rWSITTEVrOBTBJ- DISPATCH. As a Downeaster, I am always grieved at this season of the year by the spectacle of preparations for the. celebration of the 1st of May. Recently I have had the curiosity to ask a dozen or more of my acquaintances whether they knew what a Downeaster May Day was like, and I haven't found one who did. My section of the country is but sllmly represented in New York and Pennsyl vania. The staid 23 ew England conscience unfits us for the' gay and original dishon esty of the metropolis; we pre er tn go to the West, where the questionable practices of the people are more like the sins to which we are accustomed. New Yorkers are near. ly all foreigners, and such as I interrogated replied with some nonsense about May poles and dancing on the green. Not one had ever tasted the delights of hanging May baskets, or knew anything about the proper celebration of the day. One of the Days of the Tear. When I was a boy we liked May Day bet ter than Thanksgiving, ranking it "with Christmas and the Ecfurth of July. In the observances of -the last two holidays the old folks mingled. On Christmas they did all they could to make us happy, and on Fourth of July we did all we could to make them miserable, and thus we had the better of them both ways. But May Day was all our Jfot the Kits St Wanted. own, except that we occasionally perverted the uses of the occasion to the ends of fan tastic vengeance upon our common enemies, such as school teachers, doctors and people who set bear traps in their orchards an offense uhicb, by the way, resembles that of the teacher, since it is he who surrounds the tree ot knowledge' with instruments of torture. It was love, however, that ruled the day, and the May basket was its symbol. In the preparation of. this token we employed secret wiles much darker than those with which" we surrounded the Christmas present. The Heart "Went With the Basket The point of it was to hang a pretty basket on the doorkuob of the house which held the sweetest little girl in the world, and then get away again without being caught Shejwasto have no clew to the giver unless her heart told her who he was. She was ex pected to hang a May basket, top, but if she were caught at it she might be kissed. I remember lying in wait for a whole hour in the porch, on a warm May night, ex pectin? every moment to hear the sound of Btealtby feet on the steps. It seemed a long time, and I began- to have a green-eyed, hor- riuie suspicion mat. sne wonia nang mo basket for some other "fellow. She migot be doing it eveu'then; he might be catching her, and kissing her. Would I ever forgive her? No, sir. Would I pound that other fellow il I found out who it was? You bet! Even if he should be big Ed Smith I'd fix him so thafbe couldn't come to school lor a week. He Kissed the Wrong GlrL My jealousy buzzed so loudly that the door bell rang with a clamor, and scamper ing feet resounded on the walk before I be came aware that she had come. I was alter her in an instant, but the breath had been so startled out of niv body that I felt as if she must escape. How she .did run! Up the main street for a little way, and then along a shadowy crossroad, her figure flitted before me in the dusk, like a phan tom. Pride came in aid of love; I wouldn't be beaten by a girl. I was gaining; she was but a lew yards ahead. In the darkest part of that long lane I caught her; struggled a moment lor a kiss; got it, and we both stood panting till the moon looked out from be hind a cloud, and showed me the queer, round lace of a little colored girl, servant at the house of my lady love, and doubtless in trusted with the basket fur no other reason than to play me this ridiculous trick. I should have been rude if prudenoe had not supplemented chivalry. As it was, I promised her unlimited candy il she would not tell; but she did. The Larceny of a Gravestone. On. the way home, with. my soul full of bitterness, I encountered several ot the older boys and joined them in a hazardous under taking, which involved larceny Irom my own father. Our kitchen chimney had of late indulged in the bad habit of smoking, and an expert had recommended putting a Blab of stone over the top, supported by bricks at the corners. My father had sent to xseiiast lor tms slab, and some grim humorist over there had shipped him an un- used gravestone. This grizzly piece ot mar ble had u"t been placed lp position, but was lying in the back yard. 1 Sinceit had been there I had avoided the localityafter dark, but emboldened by the presence of the other boys, I led the'way, and we secured it With much difficulty we carried it to Dr. Wilson's iront door, where we left it, with a card stating that it had been sent as a token of remembrance by a large number of his late patients. I think that the doctor suspected my hand in this matter, for my experiences during a subsequent slight illness were too painful to relate. Aggravating Disparity In Ages. By next May Day, I had transferred my affections from the fair one who had. duped me so cruelly to a girl of n more serious mind. She was 15 years old and I was 13, and. I used to weep bitter tears because, in my ignorance of matrimonial affairs, I sap posed that the,two years between ns consti tuted an insuperable barrier to our union. However, there is a time in every boy's life when a hopeless passion becomes a necessity. In the depths of my heart I had sworn an endless, Borrowful devotion, and bad clinched the vow by making a beautiful May basket out of hair an egg shell fragile as my hopes, I told myself. I filled this 7'"7T-tl IulV'-Jw1'-.- - i tv lfiPr Affeollonate Attention Mesented. basket with sugar hearts on whioh tender sentiments were inscribed In tome poisonous, red coloring matter, and suspended it upon the bell-knob of her father's house when the sacred night arrived. . ' This father of hers was a cholerio old orthodox deacon named Simon P. Hatch, and by bad luck he came in answer to my frenzied summons, just as I was climbing over bis garden fence. It wasn't too dark for him to see me or to note thatlbad pulled about six feet of his bell cord through the side of bis house, and this did not tend 'to make him more amiable 'than usual.' He started in hot pursuit accompanied by a large dog with a bad disposition, and I don't know what tbey might have done to me if I hadn't shinned up the lightning rod on the side of the church just in time. How He Fooled the Old Gentleman. I was in hopes that be would try to shin up after me and break hia neck in the opera tion, but he contented himself with leaving the dog on guard while he went for a Udder, Collision With a Clothes Lint. Taking advantage of his absence, I climbed to the belfry, descended to the body of the church, and dropped out ot a window on the opposite side from the dog. I heard alterward that in revenge the old man had led the sugar hearts to his dog. Looking back now upon those old time confections, I wonder that they didn't kill him. I remained constant during -that year, and, when the time came roqnd, I prepared another May basket more beautiful than its predecessor. In this labor I received valua ble advice apd assistance from Harry Ray mond, who was three years my senior. I thought it very kind at himMbecause I had suspected that be, too, was in love with Alice, and I had wondered if I should ever be big enough to "lick" him for it. But he so assured me of his deep and everlasting sympathy that I grew to like him Very much, and even offered to make a May basket for him, because it was well known that he was too lazy to make one for' him self. However, be generonsly refused. An Accnninlatlon of Hard Ituck. I pulled old Hatch's door bell that May night with a beating heart, and lost no time in taking flight There was a long vard at oneslde ol the house, and I whizzed through it like a cannon ball, making for the -open fields beyond. But unfortunately "there was a clothesline stretohed between two posts at such a height from the ground that it caught me squarely across the bridge of the nose. My head stopped suddenlv and my feet continued. I landed on my back after a giddy plunge, and lay there, I don't know how long, trying to decide whether I was dead or only blind. . By and by life enough came back to en able me to erawl toward the street Both my eyes were nearly closed, so that I eould see only the general outlines of houses and trees. "As I neared the gate, I beard the sound of voices. First Alice asked in pity ing tones: "Did he hurt yon much? Ob, whv didn't you run faster?" "I didn t mind it," said Harrr, "so long as it was for you, though the old mas laid it on pretty hard." "Never mind, dear," whispered Alioe,"It was such a beautiful basket, and so good of yon to make it for me. I looted out of the window just as the bell rang, and saw yon run away with father after vou." The iniamous traitor. He had hidden there waiting lor me to bang the basket.and had then allowed old Hatch to catch him ta order to get Alice's sympathy. Not Much Consolation In This. "I knew you'd coma back," said Alice, "so I stole out to console you, though father'd give me fits if he canght me. There oh Harry, two kisses are enough " They were too much for me. Blind and crippled as I was, I made a straight rush for the traitor. Just when he eseaped from me I don't know, but a few minutes .later I found myself engaged la punimeling old Hatch's tall white kitchen post nnder the misapprehension that it was my unworthy friend. . Then I crawled- home, sore all over, es pecially in my heart ' It was with such psstlmes as these that we made May-night merry in the olden time. I wonder if there is any spot on earth where it is now celebrated as we used to do way down in Mainea years ago. Per haps not) but there are'men soattered all over the country who would give half of what they have since laboriously stolen from their fellow men to h&Te A?a!n thn hearts thatteat under their jackets in those May days. Howabd Fielding. CTHEB114TSYEAB, A Very Old Quaker City Lady of a Long Lived Family, Philadelphia can be credited with, a pbysiclogical phenomenon exhibited by the recent census returns of no other oity. This is no less than a group of five living gener ations of one family, all female, the oldest member of which is now in her 114th year and in the possession of good health and remarkably preserved faoulties says the Timty of that city. Mrs. Catharine Sharp was born on Febru ary 26, 1778, and a "History of the Saints," which her parents cherished as a family book, and is now in her possession, contains that registry of hsr birth. Extraordinary preservation of youth and health has been the feature of the race. Her daughter, Mrs. Mary H. Smith, is also a wonderfully pre served woman, whose ?3 years sit as lightly, on her shoulders as though they were not more than half that sum. Mrs. Annie E. Wilson, Mrs. Sharp's granddaughter, is only 41, and scarcely a wrinkle has yet fur rowed her brow. Looking like a child is pretty little juary wetneriil, the great granddaughter, only 21 years old, and the proud mother of two plump, diminutive bunches of femininity, the very picture of infant health. v Mrs. Sharp often saw Washington after he became President HEW ABB OLD WHISKY. The Ago of the Stuff Determines the Effect That It Has. Newcastle, Eng., Chronicle. There is whisky and whisky. There Is Parliamentary whisky and several other whiskies. It wiltbe remembered tbatsome attention 'was drawn to the former a while ago, and it is now announced that an "emi nent distiller" has taken samples of the new whisky supplied to the 'members of the Housrof Commons and samples of the old, and has tried their effects on'two monkeys with, the following results, says an unofficial report: No. 1 monkey was made drunk with new whisky, and became quarrelsome. Monkey No. 2 was intoxicated wjth fine old whisky, and got markedly hilarious. On the ani mals returning to sobriety the experiments were reversed with precisely tbesame results No. 1 becoming happy under, the influ ence of old whisky, and No. 2 disagreeable with the new. In the face ot this report, perhaps, some honorable member will move for a commit tee,to ascertain if there is any connection be tween whisky and obstruction. Wrt suffer with corns when you can permanently cure them with Daisy Corn Core? 15 cents; all druggists. EARNINGSOF HUMOR. M. Quad Will Go to Sew York on a Salary of Ten Thousand a Tear. AH EXPLOSION BK0DGHT HIM ODT. James YThitcomb JJIIoj'a Money Trouble Wonld Drive Anyone to Drink. THE ESTATE OF FETfyllEUH T. NASBI tCOBBSSFOirSZXCX Or TBI DISrATCH.J ' Detkoit, April 24. For the past deoade Detroit has been famous as the residence of the most prolific funny man in the United States. HrrC.surrounded by the cold breezes of two great laEes, his ears dinned by the whistles ol the hundreds ol mighty steamers which plunge their way past Detroit from Montreal to Duluth, he has poked his steel stub pen into the sides of the great Amer ican public, and tickled them into convul sions of laughter. Here the Farmer's Lime Kiln Olnb was born with him aa its father, and ont ot his .brain sprang the old negro Bijab, who will go down into literary history as one of the strongest characters of American humor. It was he who originated the terrible Mr. Bowser, and who keeps our digestions in order still; by retailing his troubles with his wife. It is he who writes all the widely copied translations from the Arizona Kicker, and it is he who for a dozen years and more, has been the . author ofl nine tenths 01 the humorous and pathetiivarticles which have given bis paper a mighty cir culation in the United States, in England and in Australia. M. Quad Is Going; to New York. This man's . name, as far as the world knows him, is M. Quad. His real name is Mr. Ch,aries Lewis, and his individuality is all the more interesting just now that he is about to leave Detroit tor the wider field of New York. His last contract of five years here expires in May, and he has received two offers from New York ot $10,400 a year each', I am told his salary here has been only 0,000 a year, and in moving he will have twice the- salary, and what he cares more for, a new field. Mr. Lewis' greatest horror Is that he may get into a rut He has seen the other fnnny men of his generation rise and fall from not varying their fields and subjects, and he has learned a lesson by their example. Bob Burdette was a great man for a time, but he, to a great extent, wrote himself out. Petroleum V. Nasby's funny business practically stopped with the .war, and even our own Bill Nye has but one field. M. Quad can write a story that will imake your eyes water, and with the same pen on the same day he will describe a dog fight that will make yon roar with laughter. Striving Always for Variety. When he had the Lime Kiln Club. 'at the height oi its popularity, he dropped it for fear he would tire his readers, and I am told that he adopts all sorts of methods of life to keep himself fresh. "M. Quad," .said one of the Detroit editors to me last flight, "is one ol the best detectives in Mich igan. He knows all about the eases that come before the police here, and he has a wide knowledge of all classes of people. I went into a store the other day and found him behind a counter selling hats. The hatter told me he had sold there for an hour and had done better than any of his olerkx. "He is one of the most prolific writers in the country, and he turns out from 10 to 12 columns every wees, xus most 01 nis mat ter is unsigned, but It is all widely copied. In addition to this he writes for other par ities, and has for years written the advertise ments lor one of our largest firms here., He .does the most of his work at home, writes rapidly and makes few corrections in his manuscript. Both his offers are $20(1 a week on a yearly contract, but one was from a leadinglNew York newspaper, and the other was from a big newspaper syndicate. He is not a rich man, though he has saved money since he parse to Detroit, and he is worth, I judge, something like $50,000." A Steamboat Explosion Made a Humorist, "Where did he'eome from?" I asked. "The story of 31. Quad's life is a curious one," was the reply. "He originated, I think, in Michigan, and like Petroleum. V. Nasby, started as a printer. He set type for some years on a weekly paper in one of the interior Michigan towns, and saved enough to buy a weekly paper that wag offered for sale in one of the baok counties 'of Tennes see. He left Michigan and went to Cincin nati, intending to buy this paper. At Cin cinnati he took the boat to go down the river. He had never been on a steamer be fore, and before taking passage he went up to the Captain and asked.him if it was safe. The Captain replied that it was, and upon bis assurance that there was no danger of the boat blowing up, M. Quad took bis stand near the engine and watched its workings with big and fearful eyes. "This was just about the close of the rac ing days on the Ohio and Mississippi, and shortly after the boat left it got into a race with a rival steamer, jjacon and oil were thrown into the engine, the fires were made aa hot as those of the Shadracb, Meshach and Abednego furnace, and Just as the boat was passing its hated rival, the boiler ex ploded, and M. Quad, with the rest of the passengers, were , Thrown Into the Water. "He was dragged out insensible onto the shore, but be had been so near the engine that bis face was blackened, and it was some time before he was attended to, aa it was thought he was a negro. He was, however, finally picked up and carried to the hospital at Cincinnati, where he lay for some weeks. In the explosion he lost, I think, the money with which he 'intended to buy the Tennessee paper, and he worked his way back to Michigan and to his old case in the. composing room. "Now, the editor of M. Quad's paper,, like many of bis kind, had a failing of drinking too much at the wrong timeo: the week. This prevailed tar such an extent, so the story goes, that be did not have enough copy to fill his columns, and the selection of miscellany was left to M. Quad. Upon one such occasion M. Quad set up from the case the story of his experience on the Ohio. The article was headed, 'How it feels to be blown up.' It was full of the humor that has since made its composer so famous, and it was 'copied far and wide. Among the other papers which copied it was the De troit Free Press, and its editor was so struck with it that be opened up a correspondence with the editor of the paper, and finally of fered M. Quad a place as legislative re-porterat-Lansing. Ho Writes Up a Dos Fight. ' "M. Quad took it When the Legislature adjourned he was ordered to come to Detroit to do local work. He came in to the city editor, and he, looking upon him as a green country boy, asked him rather contempt uously what he thought he could do. M. Quad replied that he could do almost any thing, but be had seen a dog fight on his way up from the depot and he thought he could make a good local out of that The city editor replied that he seldom reported dogfights, but be could write it .up if he wanted to and he might perhaps use it M. Quad wrote it "The city editor passed it, and it was copied everywhere. It was soon seen that everything hewrote was received in like manner, and he became the great feature of the paper. Hia salary was steadily in creased, and for five years and more he has been receiving $100 per week. On the whole, I suppose the question of salary is not tbeonly one that enters into his resolu; tion to change. The intellectual (animal needs a change of diet as much as the physical animal, and the genius who would keep fresh must oiten seek pastures new." Petroleum V. Nasby's Estate. It is strange that two of the greatest hu morists of our time should live within a few mllea of each other. Nasbrdid his work and made his fortune at Toledo, O., just a short ride from Detroit and his wit gave th 1 Toledo Blade the start which now makes it one of the most profitable newspaper proper ties of the country. It makes, I was told at Toledo yesterday, about $100,000 a year, and the Nasby estate is now worth about $1,000,000. This is a great increase over its condition at the time of Mr. Locke's(Nasby) death a few years ago. The great humorist had invested largely in real estate and other things, dnring bis latter years, and his property, though valuable, was covered with mortgages. It would not, it is thought, then have sold, paper and all, under the hammer, for such a price as to net $200,000. Nasby thought he was the soul of his news paper, and that with his death it would be gin to decline, and that it would steadily decrease in value. He told his son Bobert Locke this, and dnring his last hours, when he knew he was going to die, urged him by all means to sell as soon as posible. Young Locke listened with due respect to his father, but he did not sell and kept on pub lishing it, and it has, I am told, made enough money for him to pay off all the mortgages, and to increase the value of the property so that it is now worth a million. Gossip About James Whitcomb Blley. The true inwardness of the bad habits which James Whitcomb Biley was accused of at the time of his trouble with Bill Nye some time ago has never been published. I spent a day or so at Indianapolis a short time ago, and the only wonder to me was that Mr. Biley was as temperate as he was. His troubles were not with Bill Nye so much is an advance agent of Indianapolis, who had a five years' contract with him, by which he was to receive one-half of all the profits of his lecture and reading tours. Blley is as simple as a child, and he made this contract, now nearly five years ago. TheVgent managed him for a time himself, and when the Bliey-Nye combination was formed, he got to be an employe of Major Pond and managed them. If the report I hear at Indianapolis is true, he received pay for this, and in addi tion got on the quiet one-half of the receipts that Biley received from his work. Thns Bilev was furnishing- fully half the show, doing the most of the work, and getting only a small part ot the profits. It is no wonder that be got gloomy under this slavery, and if he now and then took more to drown his troubles than was good for him, we need not be surprised. He is, in fact, one of the best drawing cards in the lecture field to-day,and his receipts for going to make a single read ing at Denver were, I am told, $1,000. His contract with this agent has abont expired, and he will be in the lecture field on his own hook soon. v His Genius Doesn't Grasp Details. Speaking of his simplicity, an Indian apolis editor says ha is'sure to get the wrong train in going to any place, and they tell a story there of ho w he once took a young lady home from a party in Indianapolis, and then in order to find his own way back to his house, he had to go back to the place where the party was held and start anew. He is, however, much loved at Indianapolis, and the people rightly call bim the Bobert Burns of the present generation. He has one of thegreatest souls among the authors of to-day, and he is a genius of a very high poetic order. He has a wonder ful power as a lecturer, and he can render his own poetry so as to bring tears to the eyes of his hearers, or at. will, to bring the house down in convulsions of laughter. He has not the money-making sense to any extent, and though he receives good prices from the magazines for his poetry, it would be just like him to give some of his best work away to a friend who admired it There is no snobbishness about him, and he is, In short, what his poemsshow him to be,a great big boy, with a soul in sympathy with the good, the true and the beautiful, and with a kindly feeling toward all that is sad and sorrowful in humanity and human kind. It goes witliout saying that such a man should not sell his soul for one-half of its profits to an advertising agent- James Whitcomb Biley 's experience in money making is that of many humorists. Artemus Ward never saved anything, and he was as guileless as Biley. il. Quad has made a good thing off of the Detroit Free Press, but its owners have been helped to make a fortune out othim, Mark Twain once told me that "The Innocents Abroad" paid him only 5 per cent ot the retail' price of the book. I hear that the Norristown Herald funny man has broken down, and that a fund will be raised to give him a vacation in Europe. He has worked on and on, at $1,000 a year, until his health is brokem Fbank O. Cabpxenzeb. rAXfJSTEETH BLAKEB. Owned by a Deacon's Wife and Dropped Ont When She "Sang Boston Herald. At every meeting of the Congregational Sunday school superintendents someone tells a good story in illustration of some point which he wishes to bring out The meeting last night in Berkeley Temple took up again the toplo that was left unfinished at the last monthly meeting, "What Can the Sunday School Learn From the Pnblio Scbc-ol?" This subject gradually led up to the "Choice, Tenmre and Change of Teach ers in the Snnday School," in which Mr. C. W. Carter spok'e at length. His re marks led to a very funny story by Mr. E. O. Bullock. Mr. Carter spoke of the n'ecesslty of having good teachers as something which everyone admitted, but he recognised the fact that to get the best ditchers was an exceedingly dif ficult thing. To change teachers often was a great Injury to a school, and he thought, therefore, that it was often better to keep a teacher who was not strictly first-class rather than risk the alternative and hurt the teacher's feelings deeply, besides. , YChenMr. Bulloctc arose. 'There was once a country parish, he said, "where the choir was led for a very long time by the;wife of one of the deacons. For ten years she sang acceptably to the people, and for several years more she did not sing acceptably, VThen it was made worse by her getting a set of false teeth. These teeth came out one day when she was singing, and the deacon s wire didn t llseit "The miuistv and the congregation didn't like it, either. But the former was like Brother Carter, and said, 4We will wait a while. It would be too bad to hurt the feelings of the deacon's wife." So he waited. The teeth came ont a good many times dur ing next year or so, but the deacon's wife still sang. When her teeth came oat, of course, some of the congregation laughed. Finally the minister was obliged to do something. He decreed that if the deacon's wife was to sing in the choir the congrega tion should stand back to the choir. "Some of the congregation complied, some didn't. That created a division in the chnrch. Neither side would yield an incb. and to-day there are two churches where. there was then only one, all because the minister was afraid of hurting the feelings of the deacon's wife." FIGHTS IH HIS SLEEP. A Man Who Knocks His Wife's Face Ont of Shape While Unconscious, I had a patient recently, a married ssan, says Dr. A. S. Wbitmore, of Boston, in the St Louis Globe-Democrat, whose wife could not sleep in the same bed with him Because he was liable at any time to strike her in the face while he was asleep. It was the worst case of resilesstress in. sleep I ever saw. He was a sleep-walker who didn't walk, but used his bands in his dream-ideas just aa if tbey were real. He had fairly beaten the plastering from the wall on that side ol the bed. The case was so strange that I sat by bis bedside one night to watch lira. His sleep was quiet for some time, and then he commenced to faurmur unintel ligibly and draw bis arms up and down. Suddenly he clinched his fists and struck out with bis right as hard as he could. He was lying on his left side, facing me, so that his blow w-is wasted on the empty air. I awakened him, and he told me after a while that he remembered dreaming of being at tacked by a highwayman, whom be knocked down. A sleeping dog often, moves his legs as if running, and human beings are more or less restless In the dream state, bnt this w the worst ease. X ever knew. TWO DOCTOES" EASHHTOS. Hammond Bald to Have Made IM sbEib for a Tear. JTew Tort Son. Dr. William A. Hammond, long of this city, and now of Washington, is said to have boasted that he built bis magnificent Fifty-fourth street house now Chauncey M. Depew'a residence with the lets betook in a single year. That property cost mora than $100,000. It la impossible ta say what Dr. Hammond's income averaged, but never went into battle a more spirited charger than he. Intone case that can be confidently referred to his bill for six short and ordinary visits was $90, and it was a matter of com mon repute that many persons paid $20 lor consulting him preparatory to becoming patients. That is what may be called the Dr. Ham mond or gilded side ot the medical outlook. But there is another side. I know personally a young practitioner who was graduated first from college and then irom a medioal school, and then began to attend lectures and wait hospitals here and in Europe. In these ways he spent seven years In fitting himself to practice after he got his bachelor's degree. He then rented a house and hung out his shingle. There was a long pause. No one knew him and he knew no one. At last there came a ring at his door bell and an excited neighbor rushed in to say that a servantgirl had gone crazy and to ask if the young doctor would take care of her and conduct her to some institution for safe keeping. The doctor called a cab, and, after overpowering the maniae. got her into the vehicle. It oc curred to her on the journey to Bellevne to thrust her legs out of the cab window, and she would not take them in for any amonnt of coaxing. Thus the doctor earned his first fee after seven years of preparation. I ' . HO MIC30BES FOB HIS. An Honest Milkman Whose Conscience Pats Him on the Back. Chicago Times. 1 Mrs. Bulbal (insinuatingly) Yea ad vertised to sell pure country milk, did yon not, Mr. Milcan? Miloan (hesitatingly) Yes, I dld,madam, but Mrs. Bulbul (sarcastically) And this blue compound is nothing but chalk and water, is it not? Milcan (firmly) It is, Mrs. Bulbul, as you say, nothing but chalk and water. But I have it on the authority of the highest German medioal talent, madam, that pure cows' milk is the most deadly of drinks, and I resolved that come what zaight, even though my integrity, which I hold dearer than life itself, were unjustly impugned and my most sacred feelings wantonly torn, I, at least, should never endanger the lives of my customers and their little ones by induc ing tbem to drink the wretched staff. I hope, madam, that my explanation is satis factory, but if it is not, I have at least the satisfaction of an approving conscience. EXTRACTS FBOSI A FAMOUS LECTURE OK CA TARRHAL DISEASES BY DR. 8. B. HARTMAN, COLUMBTJ3, OHIO. Chronlo Catarrh, Coughs, Colds, luflnanxa. La Grippe, and Many Other Common Affections Fully Explained aad Treatment Given. The disease known as catarrh is eapaUa of setting up in the body such a variety of derangements that there are a large group of diseases, commonly thought to be dissim ilar, but which are really different forms of the same disease. The different names by which the catarrhal affections have come to be known have the effect of leading most people to suppose each one to be an entirely different disease. To illustrate! What (i generally known as "a cold" is really aonte catarrh of the sporadic variety. Epidemic catarrh assumes three distinct phases, known as infiuenas, distemper and la grippe, each, one presenting different symp toms, yet there Is no essential alfftreaoofc their nature or successful treatment In flammation of the eyes andmiddle ear an simply catarrh of the mucous linlag ef these organs. Pharyngitis and laryngitis (sore throat) are both catarrh, although tfct symptoms produced by them are quit dtfc ferent Bronchitis, catarrh of the oronohlal tubes, and consumption are in a majority a cases but catarrh of the lungs. Dyspepsia, diarrhoea, dysentery, inflammation of tile bladder and other pelvio organs are nearly always due 10 catarrn 01 these pans. Thus it will be seen that the group of dis eases properly included nnder the bead of catarrh is a very large and important one, and any remedy that to operates on tka system as to cure catarrh of any variety can be relied upon as a remedy In all other varieties of the disease. It is established beyond all question that Pe-ru-na Is by &r the most celebrated, if not the only epeoifla, remedy for catarrhal diseases. The dossj and times of taking the remedy differ ac cording to the variety pf catarrh for whiek it is taken. If it be a eommos cold, a wlnsglaufal 0 Pe-ru-na, taken in hot water, at the begin ning of the attack, followed by a tablespoon f ul every three hours nntil the symptoms all subside,. irthe proper treatment In casa of la grippe, distemper pud influents, the dose is a lablespoonfnl every hour for adults, and a corresponding less dose lor ohildren. During the night, if the patients are quietly sleeping, it is not my custom to wake them to tafce the medicine; but if restless Pe-ru-na sfcould be given regularly the whole twenty four hours. In cases ef sore throat, bronchitis and consumption it is better to add two ounses of rock candy to each bottle before osing then take according to directions on the bottle. This is also the proper way to use Pe-ru-na in all eases where a cough is permanent symptom. In cases of dyspepsia and diseases'of the abdominal and pelvio organs the directions on the bottle are suffi cient Cases of chronic catarrh in the head, throat, brqncbial tabes, stonxach and pelvio organs, of 10, 15, or even 20 years' standing are constantly being oured by the use of Pe-ru-na. It has come to be a well-established faet that Pe-ru-na will cure catarrh in any stage or variety where the ease is not complicated by any organic disease. A valuable pamphlet of 32 pages, setting forth in detail the treatment of catarrh in every phase of the disease, will be sent tia to any address by the Peruna Medicine Company of Columbus, Ohio. This book should be in every household, as It contains a gseat deal of reliable information as ta the cure and prevention of all catarrhal and kindred diseases. Ths, Soft Slew of Tfei- TEA ROSE b AeauiretJ by Ladies Wkt list rs MEDICATED IHI TRY IT, SOLD BVJ'ERTrVVXL'ill-BL. "pOZZONTS COMPLEXION POWDER. SOLO BT- JOS. FLEMING & SOK. 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