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One Year J jM Daily DiFrATcn, I'er Quarter -JJ 1)aii.i IUTaTCH, One .Month DAt'-V Dispatch, including Sunday, lyear. 30 00 IUiia DifrATCn, inclndlncfcunday.Sm'ths 150 1aii ic-raiCH. including Sunday, lm'th SO H-S04I DISrATCU. One Year :50 Meekly Dispatch, One Year 355 n.E 11AII.Y DISPATCH Is delivered by carriers at 16 ccrf pe-weck, ir lncludini; fcundar edition, at SO c nt rci week. F1TTSUUR.G. THURSDAY, APR. 23. 1891. THE EIGHT-HOCK STKCGGLE. The first notes of the eight-hour struggle have been Eoundcd by the lockout of the stone-masons and the strike of the carpen ters at buildings where locked-out masons were employed. This evidently inaugurates the struggle bet to begin on May 1, and may precipitate the general fight in advance of that date. The question appears at present to have cot past the stage of argument and reached 'he point where it must be decided by the tr.ai of strength known as the strike or lock-out. This is a very unsatisfactory metnod of settling any question of wages. Mid, by interlering with the progress of building operations, is in this case likely to (. attended with more tban the average amount of public inconvenience. With the general purpose of shortening the hours of labor as much as practicable The Dl3 tatch is in full sympathy; but there is in this instance the consideration that Pitts burg already gives shorter hours in propor tion to the wages than a good many other cities wheic no strike is impending. "Would it not be more in the line ot justice and pol cy to turn the force of labor organiza tion to biiuging the building trades of other cities up to the level oi Pittsburg before re quiring Pittsburg tn stand the brunt of the .mpendin? struggle? Ilott ever, the isue seems to be joined in such a wav that there is no alternative but be tug of war. Under such circumstances it is only left to express the hope that the S;ht will be carried on good naturedly, and that both sides will soon reach the point when- ihey will recognize reasonable con cessions as better than continued conflict THE 1JASEBALL SEASON'S OPENING. Everything considered, the baseball season opened yesterday in a manner that promises in 11 tor an interesting campaign. About 35,000 people turned out to see the first games, and despite bad weather in some places were as enthusiastic as of yore. The enthusiasm shows that the gen cial public is willing to forjrive and forget the errors of the past, provided they are not repeated in the future. Good playing and upriznt dealing are the 'jnlv lt-quirenietits for a continuance of favor, and it is hoped that both players and managers recognize the fact. Conducted in a proper manner professional baseball will keep its hold on the people. Conducted im properly it will soon disgust its most en thusiastic patron and be relegated to ob livion. This is the leson taught by the troubles of last year. That the lesson has been well learned is for the near future to decide. Pittsburg's crowd yesterday was in some respects remarkable. In no city were the lovers of the arue more disgusted than they ueie in this at the close of last season. Yet on the promise of better things they crowded to the grounds, cheerfully paid an advanced price of admission and with equanimity saw their home team defeated. While they had hoped to see their club win, the fact that the season had just opened was no donbt taken into consideration, and remembering that a bad beginning sometimes makes a good end ing, they contented themselves with hope. They really have good grounds for their hope. Heretofore the Pitlsbnrg club has f arte J the reason with a series of victories and yet was always found pretty near the lowest on the final list If it commences now with a serie of defeats it can reasona bly be expected to" have a high place by autumn or bj the aid of a miracle even win the pennant, I However, that is all farther on. Let the various clubs play cood ball, eliminate the pambling element wherever it exists, and show a proper appreciation of public favor and thev will have no cause for complaint. Ii thty do not, there will be ho professional games next year. nirrcuENT roi:;rs of Yrrnv. The very vast difference caused by the way cf looking at things is illustrated by the different estimates of "The Henrietta" la London and in America. The play was successful in both countries; but in England made ar. impression by its serious features, while in the United SUtcs it won celebrity entirely by its aspects of comedy. Probably a little of this difference is due to the fact that ou this side the ocean the play was introduced to the public by two comedians whose names are tor this genera- ; tion synonymous with laughter, while in England the comedians engaged did not overshadow the other parts. But, even with that allowance, the difference illus trates that our British cousins take the drama far more seriously than we do. The Hcglisli mind was impressed with the spec tacle of the fierce old man lighting his un known foes in the stock market; his favorite son undermining his father by treachery, the exciting ups and downs of stock bring , ing first rum to one and death to another, while it regarded the fun of the play as out of place. The American mind rejoiced in tne comedy of the piece, and for Its sake extended a kindly toleration toward the tragedy, somewhat as the child consents to eat the bread fur the sake of the jam spread upon it. This is not because the American mind is less susceptible ot sober thought than the English, but it is more keeu to detect the humorous aspects of a pcrformauce, either conscious or unconscious. It can take Its tragedy; but it must be very artistically drawn to :revent the American mind from detecting the joints in the" harness. That is the reason for the fondness of this country for tragedies of the "JTcdora" and "La " Tosca," class, which lead up to their horrors without a false step. The tragedy ia'The Henrietta," if critically examined from the sober point of view, might present some exceedingly loose joints. The stolid British mind accepts them in all sobriety; the American passes them over in view of the invitation to laugh, without which he would be prompt to pick them to pieces. Besides.the distinction shines out that the English still take the stage as a medium of instruction, while Americans, recognizing how simple it is to use the drama as a lever to show that convicts are a much misunder stood class, or that republicans are murder ers and plunderers, conclude its least per vertable function is that of amusement pure and simple. THEY SHOULD HATE MET. The failure of President Garrison to meet President Diaz at EI Paso was not a particu larly important matter. But it would have been a very pleasant international episode, and might have contributed to important re sults if the executive heads of both nations had exchanged courtesies and compared views on the relations oi the two countries. It is to be resetted that what seem to have been undue scruples should have prevented the meeting. The President of Mexico is forbidden to leave the country while in office by the Con stitution of that Government; and a strict adherence to the letter of that provision would prevent his crossing the line, even a few yards, into the United States. There is no such prohibition iu the Constitution of the United States; but there is a sort of in definite theory to the effect that some one might claim that the President incurred a disability by going outside the boundary. It is hardly possible to feel much respect for a theory of this sort, especiaily when applied to the extent r.f forbidding the President to go across the line for the half hour or hour necessary to visit the President of a neigh boring nation. In the first place, a reason able construction of the Constitution would bo that what it does not forbid may be left to common sense. The Constitution places no restriction whatever, except to provide for "the death, removal, resignation or in ability" of the President to discbarge his duties. Common sense shows that no in ability is incurred by going outside the boundary of the country. In Europe it has been plainly shown that it is permissible; and, more than that, it sometimes secures the best discharge of the duties of the ruler to visit other countries, In this country we have seen that no inability is iucurred by the President visiting regions where he can not be communicated with for days; and to suppose that it would follow if he went overp the boundary, whence he could be reached in five minutes, looks like carrying a wholly imaginary restriction to an extreme length. But even supposing this theory worthy of respect, why could not the Presidents have met at the boundary line? Such a line has length but no breadth. If neither President Harrison nor President Diaz dare cross it, it wonld have been very easy for them to stand one on each side, shake hands and exchange the ideas of statesmanship across it. BETTEH LATE THAN XEVER. The statement comes from Kew York that of a large number of Italians who arrived Monday, thirteen accused of crime m Italy, or who came under the pauper or contract provisions of the law, were debarred from entry into the country. This shows that a long-needed discrimination has finally beeu brought into activity by recent events. We have abundance of citizens of Italian birth who for industry, intelligence and comprehension of republican institutions are second to no nationality in the country. There are well-known citizens of that stand ing in Pittsburg; and the same class can doubtless be found in every other city of the land where the Italian immigration has reached. The industrious, intelligent and orderly Italians can be welcomed to this conntry. But the criminal and pauper class should be excluded rieidly, and the practice which has grown to dangerous proportions of making the United States the dumping ground of such undesirable immigrants, requires prompt suppression. The rigid enforcement of this discrimi nation should have been established long ago without the lesson of recent events; but it is satisfactory that at last there are signs that the barrier to such undesir able population will be more than a sham. The latest demonstration of the overhead wires comes from Chattanooga in the reported killing of a fireman by an electric current which came down the stream of water ho was directing upon a burning building. At the present rate it will soon be necessary to rule everything out of the streets except the wires and to remove the lire departments, buildings and people to other localities. That may be a toilsome process, but it seems likely to prove easier than to get the wires out of the way. The peculiarity of that Kentucky poison ins is that sixty guests at a wedding got the poison by drinkin: it In the water. This is a novel feature for the Bourbon State; but It will doubtless furnish an adequate warning against any more such violations of (be Kentucky picccdent. THE idea of Mr. Carl Schurz that the ocean passage is shortly to be reduced to less than five days moves the New Y'ork Sun to re mark: "What nonsense! lr Mr. Carl fechurz's method of computlnc future progress from past achievement is good, he can safely proph esy that in 40 3 ears from now tlio time to Liver pool will be reduced to C hours and SO minutes," which is about what was foreshadowed by a paper read before the inventors' congress recently. The strenuous efforts to get the fractional currency into circulation, and the talk of an arrangement to extend the maturing 4per cent bonds, looks as if the Treasury is begin ning to experience the effects of the ease with which the last Congress disposed of the surplus question. Osx of the crimes which attracted atten tion in Kew York the other day was reversed by the uoman In this city, who cut her own tbroat after stabbing her husband because suo was tired of quarreling and poverty. The method she took of improving matters may not have been especially successful, but it servos as a warning to avoid the latter evil and thus make the first endurable whore it is not avoid able. "LET no man step foot upon the soil of Columbia who cannot bring a true bill of moial cleanliness," cried Mr. WIclifie. of New Or leans, in tho Commercial Congress. Right. And let no man remain on the soil, outsido of the penitentiaries, who will not obey the laws and refrain from setting mob rule above the courts. "Paktial reciprocity with Cuba is par tial indoed when they get our flour at reduced rates and wc have to pay the same old paralyz ing duty on their tobacco and cigars." This comment of the New York World re7cals the opinion that the reciprocity it is after is that which wonld give its editors Havana cigars at low prices and leave the farmers of the United States shnt out of the Cuban market Sir John Itoss, a recent visitor at Washington, Is the son of the General Boss who captured and bnrned the capita in 1814 When Sir John got his hotel bill the conviction IstiaflliiT riltf flHMTliJC-f --- "i mBMBtimm ' m tJta came home to him that the spoliation of one early part of the centsry was f OHy avenged. The fact that "stocks and wheat are both rlslnc- together, and both on a solid situation of favorable fact," Is commented on by the Phila delphia Ft. Theiltuation is that stocks are rising on the expectation of large crops, and wheat is rising oa the expectation of a short supply before the new crop comes in. It is rather difficult to class the first as "solid" or the latter as "favorable." Geemaky'b railroads cost 52,444,000,000, and are capitalized for only 5110.000,000 more. No wonder that American railway financiers are unanimous In declaring that German rail way methods are far behind those of America in progress. Bismarck's assertion that in Germany no man need belong to an especial party is taken as a slur upon tho partisan divisions of this country. Perhaps Bismarck's failure to earry everything before him may be due to tho fact that the regular party men of the United States sent over trained workers to prevent the success of such an avowed Mugwump. Mb. Seed's arrival at Home has been succeeded by a much mote pacific aspect of the Italian question. There is a suspicion that tho ex-Speaker has been disciplining Kudini in a private caucus. Me. Cleveland serves notice on the country that he is not going to let the Repub licans steal the antl-sllvor vote from him, if be knows it. At the same time lie gives the silver men a tip that it will not bo bis duty to act officially on the subject before 1891, and the conditions may chauge prior to that date. TnE remark of Mr. Bennett's New York Telegram that "any man can get up some sort of newspaper" is calculated to provoke an In quiry why Mr. Bennett docs nut do it If a road bill cannot be passed which will change tho prevailing methods so as to give some promise of the construction of dura ble roads, no road bill should bo passed at all. The movement for road improvement was not started for the purpose of dumping State money into the present mud holes. The evictions in the coke regions do not seem to progress to a conclusion much more rapidly than those in Ireland. PEESONAL PARAGRAPHS. 'Squire Beasley, of Aberdeen, O.. has married more than 5.000 runaway couples within 21 years. Tho 'Squire is now 82 years old and hale and hearty. Sin Edwin Arnold is an absent-minded man, and is somewhat negligent in bis attire. He has a mild eye, a calm face and a general air of indifference. The Prince of Wales, beini: asked on one occasion who was tne cleverest woman he had over met, promptly answered: "My sister, the Empress Frederick." Senator Ingalls carries in his pocket as a souvenir a 10-ccnt piece which he says is the last dime the Government paid him, the very last piece of money received in paymont of his salary. Nellie Grant Sartokis, aside from her domestic troubles, is said to be most fortu nately situated. Sue has plenty of money and moves in the best English society, even being entertained by royalty. Governor Hogg, of Texas, has three bright children, two girls and a boy, whose names respectively are said to be Inia Hogg, lira Hogg and Moore Hogg. These names were bestowed hy Governor Hogg himself. Prof. Mommsen, the great German his torian, who goes to Rome this month to con tinue his studies In the Vatican library, has probably the greatest hold on the affections of literary Germany of any man living. Major MgKinlet is a rising star of after-dinner speech making, and it is expected that he will be able to take Mr. Depow's place if that gentleman should happen to be sent to jail as tho result of his approaching trial. The Empress of Austria manages to keep away from Vienna at Easter time to escape the distasteful usage of washing the feet of a dozen old women, while the Emperor amuses him self in the same manner with as many ancient men. Adelaide Kistori, the great actress of a former generation. Is nearer 70 than $0 years of age. but, says a Roman correspondent, is still a beautiful woman, with voice strong and clear, her figure straight and graceful, ana face neither wrinkled nor yellow. John Jacob Astoe, Jr., when be was married in Philadelphia did not know that his bride's birthplace was entered iS the record as being the City of Brotherly Love, which was a mistake, she having been born in Providence, The error has been corrected. General John Gibbon, of the Federal Army, who retired this week on account of age, was frequently accompanied by his wife during his campaigning in the late war. She has appeared with the General at several sol diers' meetings since the Rebellion, and her appearance was always the signal for great en thusiasm. The Cable Broke. Tho cable of the Butler street division of the Citizens' Traction Company broke at Thirty eighth street at 5 o'clock yesterday afternoon. Travel was stopped until nearly 8 o'clock last evening. It was spliced to last until midnight, when the work of putting in a new cable was commenced. A Truthful Paradox. Chicago Globe. It seems paradoxical, but it is nevertheless true, that the tendency of the press, which is the moulder of public opinion, is to remove all mould from public opinion, and make current thought, progressive thought. DEATHS OF A DAY. General D. I' Grier. General D. P. Grier died at his residence In St. Louis at a late hour Tuesday nleht. At the break oftlie war he recruited a company of volunteers, or which he was elected Captain. On Augusts. lSia, bo was commissioned Colonel of the Seventy-seventh Illinois Volunteers, and served throughout the war, being commissioned llrevet, lirigadler Gci.eral on March K, 1S83. James A. McKec. James A. McKcp, well known in this city, died yesterday morning frtfm pneumonia. The deceased was 41 years and unmarried. For sonic years lie was connected with the Adams Express Company, but for the last 15 years lias acted as clerk to Alderman lIcKenna. Mr. ilc Kec belonged to the Smitlittcld Street 11. E. Church. Obituary Notes. lilSIIOP R. DreSEY, A. M. E., Is dead at Chatham. Ont. AUGUSTUS THOBNliyKE l'EUCIXS, a Boston citizen, author of a "Lire of Copley," died Tues day. Captain SAM DEL Eldiied, of F.ilmoulli, .Mass., a veteran or the war of 1512, died last week aged nearly 35. CyitUS" W. Holmes died at Jlouson. Mass., Monday, aged 89. He began life as a clerk and died worth St. 000.000. JanKC I'OHTin, aged 82 years, died yesterday morning at licrhomc in Mansliejd Valley, lnc fcneral service will be held there to-morrow at 9 o'clock A. M. I'nlLIP TUOXAS. aged 00 Tears, died on Tues day at life residence near Sharpsburg. He was prominent In G. A. H. and In the order of Odd Fellows. JAMr.s It. Ciiaubeiis. of Kensington, step father of Ell blirever, of Alliance, died suddenly vesterdav evening from an attack of the grip. lie was 75 years of age. , llpsiti Hicham. Antoixe Ciiafu. an illustri ous French sculptor, died Tuesday at SU Ger main, near I'aris. In his Suth vear. He was chosen a member of the Institute In 18SO. v ItEV. 1h- LYTLE, for 3(1 years pastor or the United 1'reshyterlsn Church at Rloomgeld, a few miles from Zanwville, dropped dead there Tues day. Ho. was abont 70 years of age. E. D. EVEBT6, the oldest printer of Newark, O., died yesterday, aged 68 years. He had been em ployed at the Advocate office for upward or SO years, lie served as'lownshlp Trustee. EPUUMD A. tEELT. The wealthy paper manu facturer of Scotch I'luliiE. N. J., died Tuesday morning at his home on the summit ofWalchung Mountain, alter a week's Illness from the grip. He was 71 years old. William Uefuabt, an old and influential citizen of Bedford, died yesterday morning in his 75th year. Mr. Uephart was a leader In the Meth odlatcbnrch for over 60 years, and for a number ofyears filled the pulpit as a local preacher. For the pAst 19 years he has been the Court Crier. !&t&teiii sda&iiaHMiMNHiiW MKiiaMsl4lisslhasliitiiW 'i hi iliifHi , '-- iltfitinlrliniafiVifsihmfinWiiriliTiiriir iifli"assissriisy?rfc'l"'-8i-ri'il). Jii 'ilMfc fti fi''iiViyTitit?lllir-ii'Tr - ' 'jiff yerrrsgrjm sipsffOK TENANTS AK TERMS. The Plan ol Campaign In Ireland Gone by the Hoard Each Side Blaming the Other for It Healy's Sensational Charge Against Farnell. TBT PUXLAP'S CABLE COMPAlTr.l London, April 22. Hoaly, in speaking this -evening to a meeting of his constituents at Dublin put all tbe blame of the break down of the plan of campaign in Ireland upon Farnell, and said: "There has been a treaty made at Brighton between Farnell and Balfour, by 'which the former undertakes to assiBt the lat ter by oausing a collapse in tbe plan of cam paign, while Balfour on his part agrees not to run a Tory candidate In Corkiagafnst Farnell." This statement is generally regarded as being without foundation, but very sensational. A Duolap reporter asked a prominent mem ber of Parliament his'vlews on the subject, and he replied: "Neither the MCCartbyites nor the Painclllteswanttu spend any more money in supporting tenants on tho plan of campaign. Tbe estates plan was Dillon and O'Brien's idea, but it has sunk large sums of money and done no good. The end must come some time, for the tenants cuuld not be supported forever, and it is best for Dillon and O'Brien that the end should come while t hoy are in jail, for then they cannot be blamed." The evicted Ponsonbv campaigners are un paid. Their monthly installment was due to day, but. owing to the want of funds, could not be paid. Eight hundred pounds are required. The tenants are much excited by tbe failure of the funds and that evictions are promised to morrow, and the plan of campaign is looked upon as totally euded. On the Glens.HarroId estato the evicted tenants were settling again to-day. They have all been reinstated in tneir holulnzs. It is said by many that the condi tion of Ireland will be much improved with tho collapse of the plan, as it leaves the funds available for a more useful purpose. Both sides will probably cry down tho other and try to shift tho blame, bnt it is generally understood that there is nothing in tne plan anywav, and that in secret both sides aro satis fied with Its failure. Bad Case of Trlgamy. A most flagrant case ot bigamy, or rather trigamy, for the offense was triple, is beine re vealed to public view through tbe medium of the law. Charles Grinson, manager ot a sewing machine company doing an cxtensivo business in both Europe and America, has been ar raigned for it. In ISol he married at Lough borough, in Leicestershire, and lived there for 19 years with his first wife, by whom he bad five cliildien. In 1S7U he went to America, pre sumably on business, leaving bis wife and family in England to await his return. Long and wearily thoy looked for the truant, but in vain. Eventually bis wifo died in 1SS4, but not be fore the faithless one had wooed and won an other bride, in tho persou of Miss Mary Wilson, a fair American, of Trenton, N. J. Ho lived in the United States for nearly 20 years and then returned to England with his second wife, whom ho ruthlessly deserted In order to marry a third. He thus lived bigamously with the second victim for 12 years. A dispatch from Paris says: Tbo suit of Mackay against illondcau ana Grahamc, the proprietor and editor of OaliananCs Messen ger, has terminated in the defendants bring condemned to pay fines; also to insert the verdict "verbatim et literatim" in three news papers, including their own journal. This suit was brought on account of a libel of Mackay by Bonynge. The judges, taking into considera tion the fact that Gallgnani bad already made an ample apology In its columns, made sen tence as light as the law would allow. Spread of tbo Grip. Tbe grip continues to spread throughout Yorkshire. AtBarmston last night an Import ant political meeting was abandoned on ac count of the terrible epidemic raging there. At Driffield the ouly resident magistrate is laid up, to the great content of thieves and poachers, who think that "it is an 111 wind that blows nobody good." Very few families have escaped. In Lockington the shops, and even the chapels are closed. The disease has dared to lay fangs on tbe greatest dignitary of the county, the Right Worshipful tbo Lord Mayor of York. In Leeds the factories and other plices of business are working with reduced staffs, and several deaths bave occurred. Notablo Farnell Convert. Mr. Brady, Secretary of the National League of Great Britain, has jnst come out in favor of Farnell, This is one of tbe most Important ac cessions to tne v arnciuan wing oi tne insu party that it has lately received, and it is stated tnat tne convert win necome me secretary oi the new Farnell organization. The La Plata which was reported as navlne had throe deaths from yellow fever during; her homeward voyage from Brasil, arrived at Southampton to-day. Although all on board are now well, it was considered safest to place her in quarantine. For an Old Crime. Interest in the Alpeton Hall assault case has been revived hy the surrender of two brothers of tbe present squire. This gentleman. C. R. Palmer Morewood, was nearly killed on Christ mas, 1881. by his brothers, assisted by two others. One of the latter has since died in America and the other Is dying there. As no prosecutor appeared the magistrates had to dis charge the prisoners. Tin Plate in Wales. Tbe Welsh tin plate makers met at Swansea and reported that 1.000,000 boxes a month's manufacture were now on band, as a result of the McKinley law. and that prices bad dropped from 18 to 12 shillings per box. It was decided to close tbe factories for four weeks. A Political Sensation. Tbe sensation m German political circles is a pamphlet that has just appeared at Dresden, entitled. "The Ruin of "Austria." Although anonymous, it is understood to be by a jour nalist who visited Prince Bismarck a few weeks ago and obtained bis views on the situation. It sharply attacks Austria, and proposes to re arrange the map of Europe by giving Trieste to Italy and Bulgaria to Russia, and declares Prince Bismarck would approve such a step, on the ground that Germany is bound to isolate France, hy preventing the meditated Franco Russian alliance. Prince Victor's Manifesto. A dispatch from Paris says: Prince Victor, who appears to remain at tbe head of tbe Bonapartists, in spite of hi father's wish to the contrary, has summoned a meeting of his fol lowers to be held at Brussels. It is called, for tbe purpose of submitting to their approval a manifesto, based solely on the sovereign rights of nations, which be is about to issue to the French people. Aggregation of Old Age. The death notices In to-day's Times show the names of 21 people, whose total ages amount to 1723 years, or an average of S2. A CONFEDERATE PITTSBUBGEB. Letter From a Man tVho Was Born nore, But Who Fouslit for the South. There are very few Confederate veterans who can claim Pittsburg as a birthplace. Indeed, many people thipk that every Pittsburger who went to tbe war woro tbo blue, but Tub Dis patch is In receipt of a letter that will dispel such belief. Far down in tbe Sunny South lives a man who, many years ago, Cist saw tbe light of day iu the Fourth ward, this city, and who is now a cripple from wounds received in the Confederate service. His name may be familiar to some of our old rcsidenters, and some of tbem may bo glad to bear from him. His letter is as follows: FOOT VniTX. FiORIDA, April 19, 1S91. .Editor of The Dispatch, Pittsburg, I'h.: riease eend me a copy of your paper. I was born In your city. In a loj house between Ponu street and the Allf-glieuy river and between Sixth and beventh streets. 1 haven't been there since 1859. I am a Confederate cripple, but may come to see you all and see how much the place has improved. Yours respectlully, D. 11. Caldwell. If .Mr. Caldwell comes to Pittsburg ho will find ita very different city from tbe one ho left 33 years ago, and while from bis letter it Is evi dent that bo expects some improvements, their magnitude will astonish him. BLAME IT ON TOOLE SAM. How Stcubenvlllo Happonod to Bo Left Off the Canal Itonto Map. The i'ittsbubo dispatch -publishes a map of Eastern Ohio and tyestcrn Pennsylvania to show the proposed shin canal connecting Lake Erie with the Ohio river, and leaves Steubcnvllle out, while it marks Wc.lsvllle and other small towns on the river. This Is a slight that Stcubenvllle should not tolerate. Stenbenvtlle Gazette, By way of apology wp will explain. The map was a phuto-engraved reproduction from a War Department work. The engineer who contributed tbe article drew in tbo canal routes, leavlog the other portions of the map intact. It was Uncle Sam's fault, dear Gazette, though bad we detected the oversight it would liavo been rectified. Steubenville is too big and too prosperous to be Blighted by any map maker, and when the Lake Eric ship canal is built She will be bigger and happier. Help on tho project, bryther. A Texan's Complaint. Dallas News. Hot t snaps are given away before we hear of I then- ' J irmrasM?,: "Xbkk- '23. IN CAR AND CORRIDOR Business Bows to Baseball Speedy Trains and Big Yarns An Old-Time Express Tho Evolution of the Modern Sleeper Odd Tales of Railroad Travel by tbe Topical Talker. About 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon it seemed to strike some hundreds of merchants, lawyers, bankers, brokers and other substan tial citizens downtown simultaneously that business was very dull anyhow, and that tbey might just as well get a little fresh air and sun shine and that sort of thing. Singularly enough all of their feet turned Into tbe same path, which sooner or later brought tbem to Exposition Park. Balmy air and baseball cbiine in together, and the augury of yesterday seems to, promise a return of the vociferous times when Fifth avenue was well nigh blocked every afternoon from 4 till 6 with a mob ot cheering cranks who thirsted for tbe draught of joy or woe which tbe bulletin boards held for them. Tbe welcome the baseball heroes received In tbe streets yesterday was unmistakably warm. Tbe enthusiastic newsy yelled: "Dere'dey cornel Dat's Miller hooray!" and tbo old favorites were pelted with pet names from all sides. All tbe errand boys' roads led to the ball grounds yesterday, and even the District Messenger Mercury burried bis footsteps as bo took a short cut to tbe East End by way of Al legheny. Fast Flyers and Tall Stories. TnE other day in Chicago some railroad men got talking to me of fast trains. Tbey bave a good many expresses out' West that do tall running, in spite of the prevalent idea herein the East that our great trunk roads have a mo nopoly of speed, comfort and safety in train service. President Harrison has found out already what wonderful Improve ments have been made in the South western railroads, for I notice that be alluded to tbem In bis speech at Little Rock tbe other day. Well, tbe Chicago men, to' whom I havo alluded, told me some remarkable tales of "Cannon Ball," "Lightning" and other flyers. Tbe Western railroader does not stop at any thing when be is cracking up his own line, and after half a dozen stories bad been told the Lake Shore man said: "The Limited on our road is such a flyer that it takes two men to see her go by one to say: 'Hero sho comesT and t'other tu say: 'There she gocsl' " "That's not a circumstance to what No. 21, 'my road's wonder, did the other day," spoke up the "Miami's" champion; "sho left Columbus very late, and ran so fast that though she reached Cincinnati on time her shadow was 60 minutes late." "I'm not going to try to beat that sto r , 'said another passenger agent, "but I'll bet very few of you fellows ever had an experlenee like mine soon after tho war, when I was a con ductor on a sleeper between Little Roek and Memphis. Wo used to make the run in 12 hours ho's that for flO railesT It was swamps most of the way and we were tickled to d cath if we got through without jumping the track more than once or twice. You sec the right of way was all that was cleared throagh the cane brake, and balf tbo tlino In the spring tbe Mississippi got out and floated tbe ties." I re member that we usually wept just fast enough, say eight or ten miles an hour, to suck the mosquitoes into my car, wnich was always tbe rear one. Talk about tho air being -full of mosquitoes, down tnere you were lucky to find a little air amocg the mosquitoes. ,Ive beard ladies bog the gentlemen to smoke In the car, for In those days, as now, an Arkansas cigar was more than a mosquito could stand?" The Progress In Pullmans. Yoy would think it hardly possible to im prove upon tho latest sleeping cars turned out by tbe Pullman shops, so wonderfully complete aro they in every detail that counts for com fort or safety, but Mr. Pullman told a friend of mine the otber day that while- be was satisflsd with tbe progress be had mado in tbe construc tion of bis cars he hoped to keep on adding new leatures as fast as bo had In the last ten years. How great tbe progress bas been In tbe last decade In sleeping car construction very few of us stop te think. The vestibule device and the substitution of steel for cast iron and wood in the fraruo(ot tbe car are tbe two most important improvements datiug since 1H80, bat within tbo cars hardly loss material advance has been made in the provision of space-saving: and comfort-adding contrivances. The uphol stering and cabinet work of tbe cars bas kept pace with the more substantial progress, and one cannot but wondor that good tasto should so generally prevail in the choice of colors and materials in hangings and upholstering, and in the carving, molding and combination of woods. Steadily too the standard of taste in the Fuilman works seems to rise. Tho First Sleeper. TALKING of the evolution of the sloeping car, Mr. M. C. Bristol, who as an officer ot the West ern Union bas traveled seldom less than 0.000 miles a yoar on the cars for the last S3 years, told me tbe otber day that bo remembered wbat a sensation was created by Mr. Pullman's first sleeping car. It was taken all around tbe country In circus style, and Mr. Bristol, with thousands of others, went to see it when it reached Cincinna.i and wondered at its revcla tion of comfort and convenlenoe till then un known in railroad travel. That was about the close of tho -war. or a little later, ahd for ten years after that the sleeping car did not con tain the often cursed hut very necessary upper berth- No plan for stowing away the upper berth by day was discovered till about 1875, so you can see of bow very recent creation after all is tbe sleeping car of our day. I bave been told hut haye forgotten, the exaqt number .of patents covering tbe composition of tbe latest Pullman car, but it is a good way up in the hundreds, and bardly a month passes but something new for use in tbe makeup of the sleeper is brought under tbe patent ofHco pro tection. Cars to Be Fjtled. Though the West and South have some trains of Pullman cars that stand comparison with anything in tbe East, it seems to pe a fact that a Pullman car usually begins life on one ottho Eastern trunk lines, thence goes West or South to the trnnk lines there, and in tbe course of time finds Its way to branch lines in the least populous parts of the Southwesr. In some sectionsof tbe South and West the only. hope or a release from duty that comes to tbe sleeping car is a disastrous wreck. There is something almost sad in the thought that the car which, in its youth, cornmauded cnlumn9 of judicious praise in the Eastern press should come at last to contumely and tobacco juice ad lib. on tho Yahoo and Grand Pacific But tbe fashion of bnlldlng solid vestibule trains now obtaining vogno throughout tbe land is likely to work a great revolution in tho Pullman, Wagner and otber car systems. Every great railroad in tbe land will soon have some dis tinctive and particular express train of vesti bule, sleeping, dining; and other cars and al ready there aro several such trains in the West that challenge comparison with the Pennsylva nia limited or tho B. AO.'s famous Royal Blue line. I saw last week one of these trains, tbe night express of tbo Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul, which they call tho St. Paul limited. I believe. In one particular I think this train excels Its rivals napioly, in tbe electric berth lamps, with which it is fitted, and wbjpb on able tbe traveler to read, if be gannot sleep, without disturbing his voyage companions. On inquiry at tbe Pennsylvania office hero I find that on the limited you cap have a lamp con nected with your.berth by asking tho porter. Currying Wheat to Minnesota. What time has done for the State of Minne sota was curiously illustrated in a remark made the other day to me by J, M. Kimball, Superin tendent of tbo Erie aud Pittsburg Railroad. I bad referred to tbo death of "Diamond Joe" Reynold;, the millionaire miner, railroader, steamboatman and representative Western bustler, and Mr. Kimball said be had known him well 30 years ago. "He was running a small freight boat on tho Mississippi theb," saidMr.Klmbair. "and I met him often. I remember ihat in ifofl Reynolds was busy carrying wheat into Minnesota for the famine-stricken sottlers. That was about tho last year tbat Minnesota bad to import wheat." A Lamb With a Hainan Face. Gosheit, 1ND., April 22. William Clark, a farmer, living east of here, brought to town to day a Iamb with a perfect human face. The lamb is only a few days pld, but the features are, well developed and look moro like tluse pt a inaturo woman thai) that of a child. The lamb Is alive and apparently perfectly healthy. Jlcw About Anson? Omaha World-Herald. i Chicago is entitled to the name of tha city of theWlsipp son. With Robert Lincoln at St. James and "Hemp" Washburne in the city half, perpetuation seems to bave little to com- plal l ol ""issi WHERE THE ORANGE GROWS, The Fresidental Party In Southern Cali fornia Met By the Govornor .and Others atlndlo Receptions at Colton, Pomona, Belmont and Las Angeles. Los Angeles. April 22, The Fresidental party entered the State of California at Fort Yuma at 4-3) o'clock this morning. His Excel lency was presented with a profusion of flowers and luscious fruit. When tbe President's party reached India at 8:15, It was received by a large delegation, including Governor Markbam and staff, ex-Governor Perkins, Senator Felton, Judge Van Vleet, of Sacra mento: S. M. White, of Los Angeles; 'Colonel C. F. Crocker, Vice President of the Southern Pacific Railroad, and Mr. Stump, Chairman of tbe Republican Committee. Governor Markbam made an address of wel come on bebalf of all the people of the State. The Governor outlined tbe features of various sections of tbe State through which tbe Presi dent would pass, calling attention to tbe re markable development of natural resources of these sections, especially tbe southern 'part of the State, within the past ten years, and, in closing, requested tho president to take par ticular notice of the great lack In California of national public Improvements: of tbe exten sive shipping interests of tbe State and her great coast line almost defenseless and almost witbout harbors of refuge, except at San Diego, and San Francisco, either of which coald accommodate the commerce of tbe world, but located nearly 500 miles apart. Harrison to the People of Indlo. The President, replying, said tbat he wonld not undertake, while almost choked with tbe dust of the plains ho bad just left, to say what ho wished to say iu pleasant greeting to the citizens of California. Some time, when re freshed by their olive oil and their vineyards, be would endeavor to express bis gratification at being able to visit California. He bad long de cided to visit California, and it was his objec tive point on this trip. He had seen the North ern coast, Pugel Sonnd, but had never before been able to see California. He remembered from boyhood tbe excitement of tbe discovery of gold, and had always distantly followed Call fnrnla's growth and progress. Tbe acquisi tion of California was second only to tbat of Louisiana and the control of tbe Mississippi river. It secured us this great coast, and made impossible tbe ship of a foreign power on any of our coast line. It bas helped perfect our magnificent isolation, wbicb is our great pro tection against foreign aggression. Tbe President afterward shook bands with a large number of people. Several Indians, in cluding Chief Cabazon, chiof of tbe Indio tribe, who is over loo years of age,; presented an address to tbe President, asking for justice and assistance. The cere monies took place on the platform of the sta tion, and were very interesting. California's Beautiful Scenery. The Governor and party left Indio in com pany with the President at 8:50 A. si,, for Los Angeles. The run from Indio to Colton was through a beautiful valley abounding with plctdVesquo scenery. At Banning tho Pres ident was welcomed by all the inhabitants, in cluding the Indian children being educated there. Tbe Presidental party also received as cordial a reception at Belmont. Tbe next stop was at Colton, where tbe Presi dent was welcomed by flags, and an enthusi astic crowd, nearly all of whom pressed up to tbe platform of the tram and shook hands with him. Tho President was Introduced by Governor Markbam, and made a short patriotic address. "We bave traveled now something more than 3.500 miles. Tbey have been 3,500' miles of cor qial greeting from my fellow-citizens; they have been 3,500 miles of perpetual talk. It would requiro a brain more fertile in resources, more diversified In its operations than the State of California in its productions, to say some thing'originai'or Interesting at each nf these stupofug places, but I can say always with a warm heart to my fellow-citizens who greet me so cordially, who look to me out of such kindly faces, I thank you. ' A Cosmopolitan State. "I am your servant In all things tbat will con duce to the general prosperity and happiness of tbe American people. Remote from us, far, apart in distance, wo are united to you.not only by ties of common citlzensbip, by the rever ence and honor we Joyfully give to one flag, but by those interchanges ot emigration which bave brouzhtsomanyof tho people of tbe older states to you. At every station where 1 have stopped since entering California some Hoosler bas held up his band to greet me." Laughter and cheers, bpeeches were also made by Secretary Rusk and Postmaster General Wanamaker. The Mayor of Los Angeles ana a committee of citi zens, Including several ladles, boarded tbe train at Colton aqd accompanied tho President to Los Angeles, wbicb city was reached late in the evening. A stop of 20 minutes was made en route at Pomona, where an enthusiastic re ception was enjoyed. 0APIDBED BY POBIUQUESZ Why the Steamer Countess of Carnarvon Was Seized. London, April 2Z It Is now ascertained that the Countess of Carnarvon, which was seized by tho Portuguese gunboat McMahon while on a trip to Limpopo river in March, was char tered at Natal, and bad on board 10,000 stand of arms and 20,000 rounds of ammunition shipped at Port Elizabeth. The Countess cleared thence for Beira, but her real destina tion is said to have been tbe Limpopo river, whence the arms were to be conveyed to Gun gunamas Kraal. Tbe Countess having- twice evaded the chal lenge of tbe Portuguese at tbe mouth of the Limpopo, she was captured under direct orders from Lisbon. Tbe crew of the Countess re main at Gungunamas Kraal. This action an the part of the Portuguese was in direct viola tion ot the modus Vivendi of August 2u, lb90, wbicb provides lor tbe free navigation of the Limpopo. How Wonld It Work Here? STew York. Sun. 1 A man just back from a winter in Germany says: "Tho only way of stopping the danger ous practice of carrying canes and umbrellas horizontally has lone been known to the peo ple of Berlin. There a man no sooner tucks his walking stick under his arm than he feels a quick blow on it from behind. It either drops to the pavement or assumes the only proper and safe position in which a stick can be car rifdL There is no use in h'is getting angry ith tbo person who struok tbe blow or in bis trying todohun up, for public opinion is with tbe regulator of the barbarous and indefensible practice of which I speak. I have soen dozens of Americans treated to this discipline in Unter den Linden while tbey were endangering tbe eyes and discommoding tbo bodies ot tbe crowds there. Most of tbem whirled abont with fight bristling all over them, but a glance or two at the angry faces around tbem usually sufficed to calm tbem down." PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO. Joseph Arthur, whb wrote "Blue Jeans," is at tbe Anderson. Hugh L, Thomas and wife, ot Seattle, also registered at the botel. Mr. Thomas is a nephew of Proprietor Bean, and recently was married in Cleveland. Tbe young couplo are on their wedding trip now. W. R. Woodford, assistant manager of the Wheeline and Lake Erie road, was at the An derson yesterday. He was marries last fall, and a sbort time ag-returned from a wedding trip to Europe. Tbe Pittsburg Locomotive Company is building several engines tor the line. Department Commander George B. Boyer, of the G. A. R. of Harrjsburg, was a visitqr in tbe city yesterday, the truest of Past Department Commander Joseph F. Donniston. Major Pa tterson'went to Mansfield list evening to inspect Company K. Ho thinks there will be no fnrther need for troops in the coko country. "Archie Winters registered at the East End Hotel last week. IIo was working a big deal, so be said, which has not jet been closed. Mr. Joseph It. Nutt, of TJniontown, and Mrs. Valentine Hay, nf (Somerset, are among the guests at tbe Monongahela House. Theo. Phillips, of Middlesborough, Eng land, registered at tbe Duquesne last evening. Ho is engaged in tbe Iron business. C. R- Wattson, agent and buyer for the National Transit Company at Butler, is in tbe city to-day on business. Glenn T. Braden, of 'OH'City, of the field force of tbo National Transit Company, paid thejeity a visit to-day. L S. Gibson, of Oil City, representing the Chester Tube and Pipe Company, of Philadel phia, is in the city. ' C. W. Schuley, advance man for the "Kidnapped" Conipapy, is stopping at the Sev enth Avenue. W. A. Lvncb, of Canton, and Grant fleering, of Bloomsburg, are at the Anderson. C; L. Pullman was in the city for a short time yesterday. He went East last evening. Maypr James Mi Lambing, of Corry, Is registered at tbe Seventh Avenue. SOCIETY'S PLEASURES. Artists Preparing for Summer; Sketching Tours A Southern Belle Married In Al leghenyA Lady From Japan Musical Events Social Gossip., Scalp Level will be graced this season as it was last with over a score of young ladies from this city who will spend from. to weeks to a month sketching in that vicinity. Tbe young ladies are tbe students of Artist J. W. Beatty and their teacher will accompany tbem. Ibcy will make tbe trip as soon as tbe Pittsburg Art School closes and will stop at the Vale Hohie. Mr. Deatty was at tbe school yesterday-'for tbe first time in two weeks, be having been con fined to his East'End borne with grip (or tbat time. NuMXltoud concert parties aro being organ ized for tbe Marine Band concert. Saturday, May 2 L. Kidder, of Connellsville. Judge Sue cop, of the Soutfaside, and R. W. Carroll, of the East End, will bo hosts at such affairs, and Greensburg and Unlontown will also be re'pre- sented by good-sized parties. A pretty, unostentatious wedding yester day morning In Allegheny united Miss Nell Moore.of tbis city.formerly of Chattanooga, and Mr. Howard Eaton, train dispatcher for tbe Ft. Wayne ro-d. Rev. Mr. Meek officiated, and a number of friends witnessed the ceremony. Tbe young people departed later for Chicago, tbeirfdture home, with the well wishes of a host of friends accompanying tbem. Miss Sybil Cahter, who has lately re turned from an extensive tour, as an Episcopal missionary, through China and Japan, will be tendered a reception tbis evening iu St. An drew's Church on Ninth street by the Woman's Auxiliary. To-morrow evening Miss Carter will lecture in tbe chapel attached to Trinity Church an her work in tbe foreign lands. A Scotch musical and literary entertain ment will be given this evening in tbe Seventh U. P. Church, Lawrenceville. A.n elaborate and promising programme bas been outlined for tbe performance, after wblch sociability will reign. Among the tIent for the evening appear tbe names of Misses Keir, Mcintosh, Given, and Mrs. J.C. Davis, also Messrs. Light- uociy, Hamilton, Allison ana .Nixon. Ait entertainment will be given this evening at tbe Park Hotel. Sewlckley, for tbo benefit of tbe Cbancel Society of St. Stephens' P. E. Church. Tbe affair promises to be very enjoy able, as tbe members of tbo Cbancel Society have arranged for an elanorate musical pro gramme and refreshments to match. Among others tbe following will contribute to tbo musical portion of the entertainment: Mrs. bharpe McDonald, Mrs. Wrensball and Miss Gaston, and Messrs. Robert Cunningham, Clarence Swearingeu and George Rose. One of tbe prettiest weddings 'that has graced Lawrenceville society during the pres ent season was tbat of yesterday. At S o'clock In the afternoon Mr. Joseph McGroarty and Miss Aggie McArll were married at St. John's Catholic Church, Thirty-second street, by Rev, Father Keating. Miss Jennie Ivers was the bridtmald and John McGroarty was tbe best man for the groom. Miss Jennie McSteen pre sided at the orcan. and as tbe party was leavine the church played the Tannbanser Wedding March. A reception and banquet was tendered to the baopy couple in tbe evening at tbe resi dence 'of ths bride's mother. Mrs. Mary Mc Arll, South street, near Thirty-ninth. Social Chatter. The Botanical Society meets this evening. This is reception day at the Woman's Ex change. The Linden Euchre Club will meet to-morrow evening. The King's Sons' entertainment at Liberty Rink to-nlubt. The Pharmacy graduation exercises tbis evening In Carnegie Hall. "The Rivals" will be given at the residence of Mrs. Hawortb to-night. The Art Musical meots at Professor Sal mon's, on Arch street, tbis evening- A tea party was given last nigbt ,in Turner Hall. Soutbslde, by tbe members of the St. George Catholic Church. Sevebal small entertainments will be given tlh s evening, one In Moorehead Scbeol Hall and one in tbe Sixth ward, Allegheny, school ball. A gymnastic exhibition was given by the pupils of the Central Turn Verein at Forbes street Turner Hall last eveninir. A large num ber were present and the exhibition was an in teresting and successful one. TTJBKISH'JUSXICE. A Pleasing Little Story From the Land of the Saltan. Xew York Tribune. Ahmed Vefyk Pacha, tba Turkish scholar and statesman who died' a few days ago, bad been Ambassador to Paris and Grand Vizier, and was tbe subject of many pleasant stories. It is related, for instance, tbat when he was Governor of Broussa a rich man had judgment pronounced against him in favor of a poor man. The Utter, owing to tbe bribes of tbe rich man, could not obtain execution, and com plained to Ahmed Vefyk. After explaining his case, Ahmed saw tbe deDtor riding up to the Copak upon a bcantifnf Arab horse. He ordered the creditor to sit down, called a messenger and whispered to him. Tbe debtor entered the room, apd was surprised at tbe exceptional cordiality of tbe Pacha, who invited him to sit down, to take coffee, and to converse. Pres ently, when be rose to leave, the Pacha pressed him to icmain. and kept uim unward of an hour, until, indeed, a messenger entered the room and placed a small has on tbe table be fore Ahmed. When the debtor next rose. Ahmed took tbe bag from the table and gave it to him, stating. "This is: yours. You owed so much to this poor man. I have sold your horse, paid him, ana this is tbe balance belonging to you." HOT COBBECTLY BEP0BTED. Cleveland Says the Report of His Stephens Interview Js Inaccurate. NEW YOBK. April fL Ex-President Cleve land was asked to-day if Mr. Stephens' version of bis conversation with Mr, Cleveland and bis statement of the latter's views on tbe silver question were correctly reported. Mr- Cleve land said: "I bave just read tbe report. It seems to me, from my reading of it, that it has been generally embellished, and expression are put In my mouth tbat -were never uttered by me, but'are tbe expressions of another gen tleman who was present. While some of the opinions mav be regarded as partly my views upon tbe subject o( silver coinage, yet there are so many otber expressions credited to me that it would rennire -a eonsiderabln wAe.ilnir 'bat before tbe supposed conversation could be strictly termea an accurate report. "I see a good many people; and Mr. Stephens came to me as a visitor from a distant State. I desired to treat bim courteously, but it is scarcely fair treatment to tro tbat he should run otf to a uewspaoerlifficc, report rav sup posed utterances, and place ine in. tbe position of being interviewed by several newspaper men upon tbe strength of a garbled and embellished report." The abovo was read over to Jr. Cleveland by the reporter and tbe ex-President said: "That's abput right." Trouble Ahead. Philadelphia Times. These are the times when the happiness of many homes is wrecked. Tbe trouble generally begins when the husband discovers' tbat his wife has converted bis last summer's Panama into aworkbasket and bas painted a wreath of green roses around it. PLAYS TO COME This Is tbe last day upon which season, tick ets for the May Festival can he purchased. The sale bas lasted a week, and a large number of seats have been sold. The auditorium Is so ca pacious and vtcll laid out, however, tbat there will be hundreds of sood seats left for tbose who prefer to bny tliein separately for each concert. The sale of single concert reserved scats will begin at Hamilton's Monday morn ing. Thodrawinzfor private boxes will take place at 3 o'clock Monday afternoon in the ladles' parlor of tbe Hotel Anderson. , Mis. Thomas' Idyilig portraituro of cblla hopdiife, "The Burglar," will be the attraction at tho Duquesne next week. The piece was originally a one-act sketch entitled "Editba's Burglar." and was presented in tbe capacity ol a curtain raiser in New York to a current suc cess, "Ihe Great Pink Pearl." It has been amplified and perfected into a play which for two seasons has proven popular. Mr. A.S. Llp man heads the list of artists. The advance sale nf seats begins to-day. "Kidnapped.'.' i melodrama of tbo intense sort, is next wek's bill at Ihe Bijou Theater, d'he drama is tho work of the author of "Burr OaKs" and 'The Plunger." and presumably cast In the same mold. The advance sale of seats opens to-day. AT tho Grand Opera Honso next week Lewis Morrison will appear In "Faust," for which considerable merit is promised. Tbe advance sale of seats begins to-day. "St FnBKlNs'ris tbe Academy's standard at traction for next week. , . PUHIQUS CONDENSATION Of 43.000.pernns ill of cholera In Japan lastear, 3L500 died. Mr. Grief is one of the most irrepressi bly cheerful men in Topeka, Kan. A somewhat celebrated temperance lec turer in Missouri is named Drlnkbard. Three children born to different families! In Minnesota this spring are web-footed. A New York Hebrew has sued a news paper for calling bim a Christian. He wants S2.500, There is only one saint In the Missouri Penitentiary, and he is of the Latter Djy pe suasion. Ten ewes belonging to a m.in in Cooper county. Mo., have given birth tb spring to 20 Iambs. The telegraphic rrvenue in England for 1890 was nearly 812.0C0.0UU. an Increase of 8000,000 over 18S9. Justice is said In be blind, and Topeka has elected a Judge who has been stone blind forSO years. Oat of over 80.000 volumes drawn from the Portland. -le.. public library last year only four were lost, A technical school for millers is to be ' established in Pari". It will be the first of its kind in the world. An ostrich is said to have traveled from New York to Philadelphia on the pilot of a locomotive recently. Tbe king of all the lobsters was caught off Monhegan, Me., last week. He was 30 Inches long and weighed 11 pounds. A Kansas City lawyer was so much overcome when a jury pronounced his client not guilty of murder tbat be fainted. There is a pig at Junction City, Kan., which weighs 1,632 pounds. It is believed to ba the largest hog in the world on four feet. A farmer living near Erie is just eating the last of a second ttrop of red June apples wblch he gathered from bis orchard in Septem ber. A pupil in a cooking school who wzs asked bow beef tea' was made, replied, "Buy a ' tin of beef extract and follow tbe directions on the lid." It is costly to die iu Mexico. The American friends of a man wbo died in tbat counlry had to pay a native undertaker (931 for bis services, which were only ordinary. Sixteen Nashville, Tenn., policemen started out to raid a disorderly house at 9 o'clock the otber night and returned at 12 with, a rubber shoe. It was placed in a cell. , Russia's Health Department has issued a statement that tbe empire's population on January L 18S0. was 112.312.75S. Tbe births in 1SSS were 5,116.996, against 3.S3.51S deaths. Hailstones marked distinctly with a W are reported to bave fallen in Southern Florida. Whether tbe letter means war or water is unknown to tbe people down there. The number of inhabitants of British India, by the late census Is 230,400,000. an In crease of nearly 22.000,000 since 1S8I. The pop. Illation of all India amounts to about 285,000, 000. Ninety-five per cent of all the rum mad in tbe world is tbe product of sever! distilleries In and around Boston. They are all old estab lishments, some of tbem running back to tbe old colonial days. An electric motor is employed to oper ate a plow on the estate of one of tbe Spanish nobility. Tbe current Is Generated by msans of astreamaof water at some distance from tha fields where the plow Is employed. A New. York society man, wishing to give a stag dinner, sent out 14 Invitations and told each man how many others were asked. Not an luvitatlon was accepted, as each person receiving one tbonght that be was asked merely to avoid havmz 13 at table. A Philadelphia fish dealer finding him self with a large stojk of stale sbadon hand, by a few skillful touches of red paint on the fisbes' gills Imparted a fresh appearance to his goods. Persons wbo purchased tbe fish became III, and tbe artistic dealer languishes in jail. The first savings bank in America was the "Provident Institution for Savings In tba Town of Boston," incorporated in December, 1816. and opened for business In January or February. 1817, and at present tbe leading sav in ps bank In New England and tbe oldest In tha world. In the Manchester, England, Quardian the other day appeared two soggestive adver tisement side py side. One was for a "woman" who'was a eood cook, to whom 45 a year was offered, and the other was for "a laujr by birtb and education," to act as nurso to a child at an annual salary of 20. The enumerators who took the recent English census bad. of course, some amusimr. experiences. One householder banded In a blank filled With the names of "Albert Jenkins, aged 407 years; Mary Ann Jenkins, ased 401. and Thomas Jenkins, 201." Inquiry showed tbat Albert Jenkins was 47 years old, and the others 41 and 2L At a meeting of the Asiatic Society of Bengal, at Calcutta, a piece ot cable was ex hibited showing tbat tbe India rubber covering had been pierced by a blade of grasi. Tbo piercing was so complete and the contact with the' copper core so perfect tbat "dead earth," as it i technically called, was produced, and tne-emciensy ottne caoio aestroyeu. A curious juxtaposition of vessels was noticed In San Francisco tha other day. At Howard wharf was an Inglorious hay barge, tba George Washington, and near by tbe mu nificent American shin, tbe Valley Force. Aloneslde the George Washington was a com panion vessel, the Fourth ot July, peacefully discharging ber loid of meadow produce. Near Tacorua, Wash., last week, two boys, while out in askiff fishing, booked a man eating shark, weighing 300 pounds. Their boat was upset, "and tbey were thrown Into tba water. Upon being rescued by some fisher men, the veracious chronicler records that tbo lads rlgbted their boat, which was being towed by tbe shark, and, after a bard pull, they get the boat and shark on shore. ' A bolt of electrioity struck a residenoa in Sedalia, Mo., and ran down the flue Into tbe sitting room, where there was a stove around which three or four ladies were seated. The stove'' was driven into tbe basement below, so great was (be force of the bolt, but a young lady who bad ber feet upon tbe fender was not harmed in the least, while another seated sev eral feet distant was severely shocked, The Curator of the Academy of Scienee, of Sab Francisco, recently discovered a "new species" of hare- It is found upon the Island of Espirltu Santo, in the Gulf of California, off La Paz Bay. Tbe bare is rather larger tbap tbose found In California of lower California, bat possesses all tbo characteristics of tba genus. The Smithsonian Institution, several years ago, received two skins of the species, preserved in alcohol, but overlooked tbem. and It bas been left to the California Academy to describe ana name tbe bare. It is popularly suppose'd tbat the lion if tbo most courageous and powerful of tbe car nlvora, or at least of the f elldae; bnt on the few recorded occasions of a battle royal between tbe lion and tbe Bengal tiger, tbe lion bas come oif second best. Ono sneb combat oc curred recently at tho Calcutta Zoo, between an African lioness and a tigress. Tbey were exhibited in adjoining compartments of tha same cage, and the door having been carelessly opened between the two compartments, tba tigress rnsbedln and disposed of her rival in fight which lasted about ten minutes. FIVE FOR FUN. "You seem to be having a nice time of it here, " said the Irate parent to tbe young man whom he caught kLslug his daughter In tha balL .Nice?" said the younn man, smicklna- his lips, "why, sir, that's no name for ltr" .Vi lort Frew. Wagg What are you doing now? Wooden-Oh, I'm living by brain work, Y'ag-l want io know! Vihosel Boston Cour ier, After the bridal party partook of a sump tuous banquet, a younger brother of the bride got up and said solemnly, raisin? bis class: 'Ladles and gentlemen, I have to propose a toast, which, however, must bo drunk standing. I'leaw take your glasses and rise up." Tne quests, although somewhat bewildered, did so. .Sow," said the young; scapzrace, "If you wilt remain standln: for a few minutes I'll And oat who has been sitting on my new stovepipe hat." Texas liftings. C.'iruthers It takes a great deal of urging to net ,llss Fruyn to t(nit. Ualte-Yesvbut It can be done. What I want tq learn Is jiow to s(op ber once she Rets started. Uarvert,Jiasar. Mrs. Ilomllv (after church) How did you come to preach on backsliding, dearest? Yea said at breakfast that ypu were lotat to preach your sermon on proranlty. The Ilev. Dr. Homily I bad intended to, my doir; bnt nr coJUr.buttqn sot.uown fay neck when I was dressing for church. flic. I