TrffnPai Pit- - 'WJTU' THE -PITTSBURG DISPATCH, "WEDNESDAY. APRIL 8, 1891 JSk IHgpftJ. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 1S46. Vol. 46, No. M.-Entered at Pittsburg Postoface, November It. JsST. as second-class waiter. Business Office Corner Smithflold and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street FATF.R.V AUVEI.TISttO OFFICE. ROOM 21, TKIIIUM? BUILDING, J.EW YOEK. -where cmnp'ete ales ol 1HE DIbPATCH can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the con venience Hoine advertisers and friends of THE DIM'VICII. v.hilc In -Sew York, are also made welcome Tar. DISPATCH is rtgulaifji on sale at Hrentano's. S Union Square. A'cw York, aid 17 Are. tie rOpaa.I'aiu, Fiance, where anyone uho has been disappointed at a hotel newt stand can obtain it. TERM- Ol" THE DISPATCH. rosTAoc rcEi rv the vxttzs states. J'AtLT IMPrATCIt, Otf lr I CO Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter IW Daily Dispatch, one Jlonth 70 Daily UisrATcii. Including feond-.y, lfear. 30 00 Daily Dispatch, 'ncludlnc&unday,3nrths 160 Daily Dispatch. Including bnnday, lm'tli 90 MJJ.DAY DIsrATCH, One leir :50 VtEtiLLY DltrATCH, One Icar S5 The Daily Distatch It delivered by carrier! at -.'cents per ecl, or lncludlnc snndaj coition, at It cents im? vcfW. PlTTfaBURG. WEDNESDAY, APR. 8, 189L Patrons or THE DISPATCH who haTe chanced their residence should furnish this offico nlth their new address, either per sonalia, 1)) postal card or through Carrier. Hi prompt compliance with this request In terruption iu the delivery of THE DIS PATCH will be avoided. MEANNESS OB IDIOCY? The apparently indisputable statement of the discourtesy shown a deputation of leading members ot the Canadian Govern ment who had gone to Washington to open negotiations for reciprocity is of the kind that beggars comment. It illustrates to an hitherto unheard of decree the consequences of permitting the smallest sort of personal qualities to preside over a national adminis tration. The Canadians who were at "Washington were members of the cabinet of a country second only to the United States in promin ence and intelligence. The errand on which they cime was one of the first importance to our nation, and from the presence of such leading Canadian statesmen it is evidently regarded as of equal importance by Canada. "When inch guests come to the National capital on such important business, to send them away and make their errand fruitless because the President will not make any chances in his jaunt throughout the coun try, is most astounding neglect both to the interests of the country and the first principles of international courtesy. It is, of course, impossible to avoid notice of the general theory that this action was taken because the President has become jealous of Secretary Blaine's well-earned popularity from the success o! his reciprocity policy. Whether it was this petty personal motive, or the more supernal idiocy sug gested in the shape that "no more tariff agi tation is wanted," it waswholly supereroga tory. The President had already demon strated that he was a wholly impossible quantity for a renomination; aud this ad ditional evidence is as uncalled for as piling Pel ion on Ossa. BALLOT KErOKSTS PERILS. Tbe Ballot Reform Association has issued another appeal for public support to the ballot reform bill, which should be effective in securing a pressure on the Legislature to take prompt action on that measure. There should be no need ot pressure, as both parties are pledged to it, and the measure affords the most prompt method of securing practical and effective ballot reform. But political complications or politiral negli gence is letting the bill slumber in a way 4 that cails lcr some action. There should be so politics against a bill of this sort; but there is beginning to be a suspicion that come ot the Republican managers are de sirous of smothering it, while the more in discreet among the Democrats are antago nizing it under an impression tbat it is a Republican measure. This possibility tbat the politicians on both sides may kill the bill calls for an expression of public opinion that will stop the loolishness. CRIMINAL EITHER WAT. Either some parties in the coke regions are engaged in the utterly contemptible work of manufacturing false intelligence concern ing tbe use of petroleum and dynamite for incendiary purposes, or there is still an ele ment among the strikers which requires a repetition of the solemn warning that those who resort to crime and raise their hands against the law will be wiped out. We are more inclined to think that the uews items published yesterday with regard to using coal oil and dynamite are due to the former cause than tne latter. With the total inability to determine with any cer tainty which it is, the remark is pertinent that if anyone is manufacturing reports ol this sort lor the purpose of injuring tbe strikers, he must be a being of the sort whom it is gross flattery to class as men; while if there haTe been any of the class of tools who circulate such stories, under the impression that they are funny, they should be sharply warned that jokes of tbat sort qualify the author for residence either in the workhouse or idiot asylum. On the other hand, if there are any among the strikers who contemplate the use of pe troleum or dynamite for purposes either of revenge or intimidation, they should be solemnly notified tbat if they want the whole power of the State aroused to wipe them entirely out they can do it by resorting to such crimes. NEWSPAPERS AND THE POLICE. Chief ol Police Borgman, of Detroit, is the latest man who mourns an over supply of conceit, and the reporters of that town have had tho pleasure of bringing him down a peg. When the abduction of Joseph Berrien first became known, tbe Chief belittled it, but the reporters, recog nizing its importance, had clews aud news. betore the police department. As a conse quence Mr. Borgman lost his official head. From what appears at this distance the newspapers were in the right, and Mr. Borg man's loss wifl be Detroit's gain. The Berrisn case was one of great im portance, not only from the position of the abducted man, but also from the means emploj cd, and after developments. That a pome official should be so blind to his duty as to almost entirely ignore it, or so puffed up with n sense of his own mightiness as to rcf uc to work upon it, was good and snf fiwat reason for his removal. Jealousy of the newspapers seems, how ever, to be the moving cause of Borgman's indifference. This conclusion is reached after reading reports of how be conducted I --, . the case: and in allowing himself to become 1 jealous he made his great mistake. There may be occasional cases on which the police can work better without the aid of the newspapers, but experience has shown them to be Tery few. A reputable news paper has yet to be charged with interfering in the legitimate work of the police with the intention of aiding a criminal to escape. There are numerous cases in almost every city in which, had it not been for aid given by the press, justice would have been cheated. This is acknowledged by all in telligent police officials, and the assistance of the newspapers properly appreciated. EXAMPLES FOB PITTSBURG. Two new illustrations of the importance of internal water navigation have received attention in the public press during the past few days. Both are important examples of what is likely to prwve a matter of tbe vastest importance to Pittsburg and Western Pennsylvania. One is an illustration of "carrying coals to Newcastle." This indnstrial anomaly for generations the synonym of commercial foolishness is likely to prove in the future a legitimate and profitable enterprise. Partly on account of the exhaustion of English coal mines, but more immediately as a result of tbe construction of adequate canals, the German coal mines will be en abled to lay down coal in Newcastle more cheaply than English coal can be put there. The Rhine-Ems Canal will give ontlet to the Westphalian coal, and the widening of tbe Oder-Spree Canal will do the same for the Silesian coal. This is what Germany is doing to aid its industries in tbe line of affording cheap transportation. Yet, in proportion to the magnitude of the industries affected and tbe scope of market reached, the sum re quired to give Western Pennsylvania the command of tbe lake and northwestern markets for her coal, coke, iron and steel, and the illimitable seaboard market through the Erie Canal, is small in proportion to the German expenditures. Another example nearer home is fnrnished by the recent annonncement that the first steamer loaded with produce and manu factures passed through the Muscle Shoals Canal from Chattanooga to the Ohio river. By the construction of that canal continu ous water navigation is established alon,r the Tennessee river from its mouth to Knox ville. The Southern iron region rapidly rising to the position of a competitor with Western Pennsylvania is given a water route that offers cheap transportation all over tbe Mississippi basin. The "Warrior coal field, if we mistake not, may thus be brought into sharp competition with Pitts burg coal for the trade of the South and West. In short, the construction of a twenty-five mile canal has raised the Ten nessee, Alabama and Georgia fields to a commanding position which compels the at tention of the older industries of Western Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio. We do not think Pittsburg and Western Pennsylvania have any criticisms to offer on the work of the Government in constructing that canal, any more than in proriding free slackwater, on the Kanawha. It is a great work, and its value will be amply proved by tbe growth of the region which it serves under the stimulus of cheap trans portation. But as bearing on the interests of thii section it has two vital aspects. First, tbe Government has provided im proved and free waterways for two compet ing districts: and in comparison with the magnitude of the interests it would not be doing relatively more for Western Penn sylvania, by freeing the Monongahela river from tolls and materially aiding tbe con nection of tbe Ohio river with the lakes by a ship canal. Next, Western Pennsylvania shonld understand tbat with these ad vantages secured to rising and rival dis tricts, it behooves our section to use every effort to secure equally favorabl transporta tion. With the Pittsburg and Lake Erie Canal Western Pennsylvania can meet all rivals on equal terms. Without it we must ex pect to find our business circumscribed by powerful competition on either side, and our growth restricted by tbe more fortunate situation of the rival sections. CHICAGO'S MATORALTY FIGHT. To an outsider the Chicago Mayoralty campaign just ended was chiefly interesting because the successful candidat ) would be in office during the World's Fair. It was this fact that brought the unusual number ot aspirants. Tbat five men, four o whom belong to the two great parties, should strive for one office, shows that certain pe culiar possibilities in it were fully appre ciated. Always a good thing as to finance and influence, the position of Mayor of Chi cago will treble in value if it has goue into the keeping of a man who wishes to use it for private rather tban public good. The most peculiar thing about tbe cam paign was the manner in which the real issue was hidden. Barely, if at all, was the coming exhibitioi mentioned, but it is hoped that the voters kept it in mind when casting their ballots; for the man e'ected yesterday can, if he is so disposed, seriously mar the enterprise and prevent its complete success. HOW TO GET TOGETHER. The diplomatic dispute with Italy is re garded by the New Orleans Picayune as an evidence that Americans should get to gether and unite for "the maintenance of the dignity of the Bepublic" "Every Ameri can," concludes the Picayune, "must strengthen the hands of the President and Secretary Blaine." This is eminently correct. But it should not be forgotten, especially in tbe locality where this journal is influential, that the only ground on which Americans can get together is that of maintaining the supremacy of the laws. The dignity of tbe Bepublic can be best upheld by an honest discharge of treaty obligations and a scrupulous respect and obedience for our own laws. And the hands of the administration will be most effectively strengthened it the people sustain them in their position that wanton attacks on either foreigners or citizens by mob law are wrongs which call for spon taneous redress aud punishment. It New Orleans will get together with the rest of the country on this platform, the diffi culty with Italy will not prove incapable of honorable settlement. FHLVEAS TAYLOR BAKNUM. The death of P. T. Barnuin removes a familiar figure from the coiemporary world. For years bis name has been a household word all over the country, and as a caterer to the amusement-loving public he will un- doubtedljstand long unsurpassed. To hint more than to any other man is due the splendor and completeness of the modern circus. Blessed with an extraordinarily large stock of original ideas and tireless energy, he revolutionized the business and made it what it is to-day. Some of his most original conceptions have not proven as renreiented. bnt. as the nuhlic tru . - . . - , .amused, be slwavs claimed that no real harm was done. Whether be was right or not in his claim is not for us to discuss. His varied career before entering the show business illustrates the indomitable pluek offcthe man. Failure only spurred him to rtewed effort, and in that character istic at least he is worthy of emulation by the youth of to-day. Bridgeport, Conn., will mourn him more as a public 'benefactor than as a great showman, though It is prob able that he would have preferred the latter designation. The renewal of tbat gratifying compari son of figures by which It Is shown that we paid $7,000,000 for Alaska and have taken out $63,000,600 In various products is highly reassur ing as far as It goes. But would it not be more convincing as to tbe return ot profits if it were shown that the same people who paid the S7.000.ooo are getting tbe $63,000,000 properly divided among them? For instance, if the people at large paid the first sum, and various mining and sealing companies get the larger one, how much is the profit of tbe people? The announcement tbat Michigan has probably cone Republican by 5,000 majority is hardly a matter to raise Republican jubilations over. It is too much like the claim of tbe doctor of success in saving tbe old man. The publication in various parts of the country that there are 100,000 grip victims in Pittsburg and Allegheny seems to have orig inated at tbe same sonrce of imagination tbat asserted tbat Pittsburg Councils would net let Mr. Carnegie have anything to say arrant the library site. Perhaps if every man who has sneezed over thrice a day during tbe past month is called a grip victim that total might be made up. Mr. Geoboe W. Sm alley, the old Tory 'Squire, of tbe New York Tribune, baring been graciously pleased to approve of Mr. Blaine's diplomacy, tbe eagle can scream with out fear of belnir pulled oil tbe perch. It is remarked in tbe Baltimore American that "Icicles on tbe blooming peach trees of the West do not promise well." If any peach trees of tbe West have been idiotic enough to bloom during tbe late succession of snows and blows, icicles on them promise well as an opera tion of natural justice. Tbe peach crop liar has broken out in a new quarter. The conference of railroad miners and operators for Pennsylvania and Obto, over tbe scale tor tbe coming year, is a much better way of settling tbe wages question tban tbe coke region method of fighting over it. Making counterfeit nickels for the sole purpose of putting them in the contribution boxes of churches seems to be a particularly profitless occupation, but tbat is just what some young men of Peoria, 111, have been canght doing. As to its meanness, tbe English language does not contain adjectives sufficiently strong to be applied to it. Chicago's municipal election went off yesterday, It may not be quite certain who is elected; but a result tbat may be hoped for is tbe temporary return of tbe Chicago papers to a condition of sanity. If Senator Fair's sons have been cured of drunkenness by hypnotism, it still leaves them susceptlbls to tbe efforts of th saloon in terest to protect the trade by hypnotizing them back again. Tbe best hypnotism for cases ot this sort is the kind tbat can be vigorously ap plied in early youth with tbe maternal slipper. When Budini demand reparation for the publication of certain wood cuts of himself. Baron Fava, and their royal master, Mr. Blain will havo nothing to say. The occurrence of a natural gas explosion in Braddock, by whioh several men were seri ously injured, will strike the public at large as a singular matte-. A large share of tbe popu lation of Pittsburg will regard it as a remark able thin: tbat ther" was enough natural gas at any given point to explode. If Budini will make all the unnatural ized Italians in this country demand their pass ports and use them, the difficulty can be set tled without delay. Mb. Depetv objects to Thomas Nast's caricatures of himself. The principle is plai nly laid down by tbe once-genial Chauncey tbat no one has the right to caricature tbe President of the New York Central. He does tbat job so thoroughly himself that there is no need of any outside effort. The proceedings of the New York conrts indicate a temporary prevalence of the opinion that directors will have to direct or take tbe consequences. The New York Press wants the women of New York to sweep tbe streets with brooms rather than their skirts. Onr esteemed co temporary is more impractical than the hated Mugwumps in expecting the women to seek usefulness betore fashion. She Would Abolish, Punctuations. Boston, April 7. Dr. Kate C. Hurd, teacher of physical training at Bryn Mawr School, was one of the delegates to tho convention ot the American Society of Physical Training, which is in session here. The doctor, in tbe course of her discourse, touched on the subject of punc tuation, and said If she had her way sbe would do away with all punctuating marks, using spaces Instead. This, she believed, wonld do away with the alarmingly large and inireasing number of cases of defective eyesight. It would certainly have a tendency to stop their recurrence in the future. PEOPLE AHD POTENTATES. Db. Phillips Bbooks will, in all prob ability, be made tbe Episcopalian Bishop of Massachusetts. Queen Victoria's month's sojourn at Grasse, in the Maritime Alps, will cost some where between 150,000 and S100,0uO. Mbs Hopkiks-Seable is said to be anxious to sell her residence, which is ad mitted to be tbe finest on the Pacific coast. Wilhelsikta, Holland's child Queen, speaks four languages, and is reputed to be the heiress to tbe greatest fortune in the world. Mbs. Catherine T. Shipley, who died in Salisbury, Md.. last week, claimed direct descent from Lord Bacon, through her father. D. M. Habt, one of W. M. Evarts' pri vate secretaries, is a colored man. He is a graduate of Harvard College, and a young, lawyer of more than average ability. Lavtbence Babbett's will leaves SL600 per year to each of bis three daughters, and tbe remaining income from bis estate to his wife so long as sbe remains a'widow. Boswell P. Floweb, who is spending a few days In Jacksonville, Fla., is said to he passionately devoted to euchre, spending from six to eight honrs a day at its card tables. The Czar of Bussia is said to have a fondness for rising early in the morning and going about the market places of St, Peters burg. Not infrequently on these trips be makes purchases for tbe royal larder. Lobd Bosse, the British astronomer, addressed tbe Astronomical Society of tbe Pacific in San Francisco a few days ago, devot ing himself mainly to a description of the great reflecting telescope at Birr Castle, and its work. Fatheb Ignatius was prohibited from holding services in Episcopal churches in Philadelphia, before he bad applied for a license, by Bishop Wbltaker; but he lectuted last week in the Industrial Art Hall afternoons and evenings. Boulangeb, instead of renting a modest villa in the suburbs of Brussels, as at first be intended to do. has taken a house in the heart of tbe aristocratic Quartler Leopold in that city, with Prlnco Victor Bonaparte and several diplomatists for near neighbors. A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING. Bow to Avoid the Grip Land Frozen 6,000 Feet Deep Twenty-Four O'clock Idea A Kentucky Breakfast England's First Pipe Lines SomeXIorida Karnes. A Chicago physician writes to the Tiibunt of that city: aA good many suggestions have been made in reference to avoiding the 'grip' during this time of almost unprecedented death rate in the city. In myjudgment a great many cases are caused by irritating (mostly coal gas) vapors in tbe business districts. The causes of influenza are believed to be miasmatic or mlcrobic and it is a fact well established tbat chemical irritation of any tissue or organ invites infection by weakening the resisting force or causing a congestion that becomes a suitable soil for growth ot tbe infecting virus. The cause, then, generally prevailing is in the air and cannot be wholly avoided: but the exciting cause In many cases is the congestion of tbe respiratory organs brought about by one cause or another whether tbe coal gas down town or a chilling ot tbe surface by exposure to cold, driving tbo blood to the internal viscera. A rido on a Westside car has no doubt been resnonsible for a great many cases ot "grip," ana it is to bo regretted that tne ordinance compelling the beating of the cars could not bave been tested before this epidemic swept over the city. No doubt there has been a con siderable population sent to the Soutbslde by the refrigerating system of tbe Northaido and Westsidos; and it may be that this year a re spectable number haye been sent to heaven by the same cause. The best means of avoiding the prevaling dis ease is, so far as possible, to dress warmly and avoid prolonged exposure to cold or irritating gases. The characteristic weakness tbat is present during and after attacks is not sur prising when wo bear in mind that tbe lining of tbe air passages is often inflamed tbrougbout tbe whole extent. Its lunction of admitting oxygen to tne Mood aqd throwing on waste products from the system is interfered with. Severe exertions should be avoided, as sudden calls on the system for more oxygen while tbe supply is partially shut off may be disastrous. The complications are best avoided by con tinued care after tbe acute attack has passed off. Pneumonia, another disease now thought to be of mlcrobic origin, is favored by the same congestions tbat excite grip and accompany It. Too great care cannot be taken to avoid ex posure nntll the strength is fully recovered. As a further help to ward off the disease may be mentioned good Hying. The man who takes care to bare three square meals each day, ob serve regular habits in every way, and keep up his reserve force of vitality will in this as in most other epidemics most likely avoid Infec tion." Frozen 0,000 Feet Deep. For many years scientists have been per plexed over the phenomena ot a certain well At Yakutsk, Siberia, says tbe Mining and Scien tific frets. As long ago as 1828 a Russian mer chant began to sink this noted well, and, after working on it for three years, gave it up as a bad jobhavlng at tbat time sunk it to a depth of SO feet without getting through the frozen ground. He communicated these facts to tbe Russian Academy of Science, which sent men to take charge of tbe digging operations at tbe wonderful well. These scientific gentlemen toiled away at their work for several years, but abandoned It when a depth of 883 feet bad been reached, with the earth still lrozen as bard as a rock. In 1843 tbe academy bad the tempera ture of tbe soil at tbe sides of tbe well taken at various depths. Prom tbe data thus obtained the came to the startling conclusion tbat tbe ground was frozen to a depth exceeding 8,000 feet. Although it is known to meteorologists that tbe lowest known temperature is in that region of Siberia, itisconcedod tbat not even that rigorous climate could force frost to such a great depth below the surface. After figur ing on tho subject for over a quarter ot a century, geologists have at last come to tbe conclusion that the great frozen valley of the Lena river was deposited, frozen just as it is found to-day, during the great grinding up era of tbe glacial epoch. The Twenty-Four O'clock Idea. The 24-bonr notation reform is not dead, al though it has seemed to be sleeping. The com mittee of the American Society of Civil Engi neers which has been long and effectively advo cating the adoption of the plan of nnmbenng the hours of the day consecutively has issued another report, Jn which it shows that a large majority of the railway companies of tbe United States and Canada have already ex pressed themselves In favor of the change. Tne number of officers, according to the Hail way Age, wbo are now on record in the affirma tive is given as follows: Presidents, vice presi dents and general managers. 135; general superintendents, 77; superintendents. 111; gen eral trafflj managers, 12: engineers, 65: total, 401 The report states tbat the advantages of tbe 24-hour notation are also beginning to be recoe- nized in various branches of civil life, as for J example in hospitals, in meteorological tables and other directions where simplicity of system and accuracy of noting the hours are essential. The Canadian Railway continues to nse the system In its time tables, to tbe great convenience of travelers over this long trans continental line and to the advantage of those engaged in handling train-, and it is difficult to see anything to prevent the speedy adoption of the reform on tbe other great lines of tbe country. At tbe Instanea of tbe Society of Civil Engineers a bill has been presented to Congress authorizing the nse of the 24-hour notation and making it equally valid with the present method of numbering tbe hours in two series of 12 hours each, and It is to be hoped that this reasonable legislation will be enacted. One on Henry Watterson. Never before had Chef Philips, of the Audi torium Hotel, been nonplussed when asked to prepare a meal. From a cold lunch to a Lu cullian banquet he had been at borne. And tbe details Of every conceivable dish he had im agined he pqssessed it his fingers' ends. But when on the morning following tbe arrival of Henry Watterson tbe bell boy appeared before the chef and told him that Mr. Watterson wanted a Kentucky breakfast tbe chef was confronted with his Waterloo, says tbe Chicago Post. "What's tbat?" he exclaimed. "A Kentucky breakfast," tbe bell boy re plied. Not wishing to confess his Ignorance to the bell boy the chef waved him aside and went himself to the great editor's room. "Beg pardon, Mr. Watterson," be said, as In response to a "come in" he entered and f onnd the journalist in bed, "but I fear the bellboy did not correctly understand your order. He said you wanted a Kentucky breakfast" "Well, tbat is justwbat I want," said the journalist, adding a little impatiently, "and I want it right away." "What is a Kentucky breakfast, sir?" Mr. Watterson gazed pityingly at tbe chef, then settling down in the bed he pulled tbe clothes over his bead and replied: "Two drinks of whisky and a chew ot to 1.1 m ! J England's First Pipe Lines. The negotiations wbich bave been taking place for some time past between tbe River Wear Commissioners and the Anglo-American Oil Company havo at length been brought to a satisfactory conclusion, says the London Timet, and before long a new and very exten sive industry will be established in Sunder land. Tbe Anglo-American Oil Company is one of the largest coucerns in this country or America. It owns la-ge oil wells in Pennsyl vania, besides a fleet ol speoially constructed steamships for the conveyance of oil across the Atlantic The company intends to erect works at Hen don, near Sunderland, covering about two acres of grouud, wbich will comprise three or four tanks resembling gasometers in appear ance, for the reception or the oil. Tbe liquid will be pumped from tbelr own ships, as tbey arrive in the docks, to the tanks referred to, and thence dispatched to all parte of the king dom. This is an entirely new industry in tho Port of Sunderland, ana capable of assuming large proportions. Dangeious Cigar Clippers. A doctor and bis friend went into a Broadway cigar storo the other day, sajs the New York Jltcorder. Tbe friend selected a dark Havana, pntoneend between his lips, rolled it a bit to moisten It, then put the tip in the metal cutter on tbe counter and clipped it. He then placed the cliDned end in his mouth and drewinonca or twice before lighting. "Pardon me," said tbe doctor, "you should never do it that way. I never use tbe clipper tbat is used by the fre quenters of a cigar store. Tbe majority of men moisten tbe tip or a cigar, as yon did, before cutting it Now vou never know the physical condition of the man wbo preceded you. Some of the moistnre from his lips remains on tbat cutter, and your cigar may take on a portion of it So don't use tbe clipper." Some Awful Names. Tbe Florida Times-Union evidently has an appreciation of tbe Indian names of rivers and lakes in tbat State, as tbe following from tbat paper will show: "Where bave you been?" said a guest atone of tbe hotels yesterday as a friend walked up the steps, well laden with souvenirs from South Florida. "O !" was tho reply. "I've been down to 'Charlotte harbor and up that river with tbe nnmentlonaolo name.1 Caloosabafcheel" "Yes, that's It I spent six days trying to pronounce it and haven't succeeded yet These Indian names are beautiful names, but they. are decidedly bard to pronounce. By the way, where have you been?" "Well, I went over to tbe Suwanee river, cut over tho conntry, and shot 'gators on tbe Witblacoocbee, fished for bass in Tsala Apopka, sailed on Thonotosassa, skipped over to Okonlockbatcbee, walked by tbe shores of the Weobyakapka, plucked flowers by Hick pochee's limpid waters, visited the sugar fields on Tobopekaliga, sailed ou the tortuous Kis simmee, was buffeted by the waves of Okee chobee, and have also captured tarpon on the Caloosabatchee. I expect to visit Istokpogay oxie, Lockapepka, HatcbeneebaandEcantock hatcbee before 1 leave tbe State." "Gosh I" ejaculated his companion, as he stepped into the hotel. FOB BALLOT EEF0HSL The State Association Once More Strongly Advocates the Baker BUI. The Pennsylvania Ballot Reform Associa tion has Issued the following appeal to the peo ple of the State: "Tbe ballot reform campaign has been ac tively carried on during the past three months, but victory is not yet wholly assured. Tbe Baker bill has passed second reading in the House, but has still to pass finally both there and in tbe Sonate. The mere delay in tbo progress of the bill hitherto is not of itself alarming. The importance of the measure and tho need of carefully adapting and adjust ing the new system in detail to those parts of our election law which it is not proposed to alter, as well as of guarding against every vio lation of the spirit ot the system, have involved time for full consideration in committee and in thoHouse. Any further delay must, however, bo regarded as most dangerous, and if tbere should prove to be any real intention to defeat the bill in tho Senate this will bo effected by delay. "The enemies of ballot reform, outside the Legislature as well as in it, have left no stone unturned in opposing the bill. The sincerity ot Its advocates has been challenged, but mainly by persons outside the State. It has been stigmatized as a party measure, whereas nothing less partisan can be imagined. Its constitutionality has been questioned for tbe flimsiest reasons, though even if it were con ceivable tbat its method of dealing with the present numbering system shonld not be held to accord fully with tbe true intent ot the Con stitution, tbat feature alone would fall, tbe rest of the system remaining Intact. Tbe ex pense involved has been enormously exagger ated, and tbe same is true of tbe time required in voting, tbe sample election at Harrisburg having proved that, even allowing for some de lays, votes can be received on an average of one every 50 seconds. The effectiveness to prevent intimidation and bribery has been de nied In the faoe of uniform testimony of over 30 years. The bill has been claimed to be de signed to prevent the calling of a Constitu tional Convention to effect a change in tbe , vu,.o.hvu tan, i, jraiun iu, uuiuuoi,U system, though it passes comprehension that a law which cannot be in force till next autumn should affect the action of tbe present Legisla ture as to matters outside tbe scope of that law,ortbata law to give public opinion greater weight at elections could be adverse to tbe fu ture accomplishment ot auytbing the people might wish. Tbls association believes, bow ever, tbat these misrepresentations and shal low arguments bave not deceived tbe people. "Tbe sitnatlon strongly resembles tbat re cently witnessed in Maine. Here as there, an element in tbe Legislature is hostile to ballot roform. Here, as baa been done tbere, tbat element should be forced to yield to a just popular demand. Both States are Republican strongholds, and tbo pariy which has been beld to its promises there should not be allowed to break tbem here. "In a great popular movement the people must themselves take an active part. We call npon all citizens, therefore, irrespective of party, to renew their appeals to both Senators and Representatives to support the Baker bill, and we call upon the press to voice the sentiment ot tbe people as it has already so ably done. If tbe people are iu earnest tbe re sult cannot be doubtful." STATS POLITICAL PORTERS. Henry Hall Said to Bs the Republican Choice for Auditor General. Philadelphia North American. A prominent Republican politician from up tbe State wbo was in the city yesterday, said tbat there was a vsry strong feeling through tne Eastern counties in favor of the nomina tion of ex-Representative Harry Hall, of Mer cer, as tbe party candidate for Auditor General. The presence of Mr. Hall in Philadelphia yes terday strengtbened tbe belief that tbere is a movement of snch a character, and that it is likely to assnms large proportions before tbe time of holding the fall conventions. Tbe ex Representative stated, however, that his visit was purely a social one and had no political significance. He came to town on Saturday and expects to go to Harrisbnrg to-day. One of tbe local Republican leader wbo knows a thing or two abont political matters, said tbat tbe nomination of Hall would be a stroke of wisdom on tbe part of tbe Republican party. He is popular in his own county, and was only defeated for Representative by afew votes, and then by a combination wbich, it is alleged, was inspired by tbe old Soldiers' Orphans' syndi cate. Tbe fact tbat tbe conventions are several months off makes all talk on the subject more or less speculative. Tbe name of George Pearson, wbo was Governor Beaver's private secretary, has been mentioned in connection with tbe Auditor Generalship, but it is per fectly sjfe to say tbat up to tbe present time Hall Is leading in tbe contest Mr. Hall Is at present the Harrisburg, correspondent of Tint Pittsbuko Dispatch. The candidates for State Treasurer are more numerous than those for Auditor General. John W. Morrison, of Allegheny, at present Chief Clerk of tbe Honse of Representatives. the most prominent He has been looked npon as "an available" for some time past Farmer 'Xaggart of Montgomery county, it IS whispered, would like to make tbe contest but is ratber inclined to fear tbe opposition of the friends of Senator Cameron. The Man in It Boston Globe. Miss Frances E. Willard proposes to "lift woman frum mere sexbood up toward glorious womanhood." Unfortunately, tbe English lan guage has no availablo word which quite eliminates the sex idea except "humanity," and even that as Mrs. Partington used to say, "has got a darned 'man' in it" DEATHS OP A DAY. John F. Swift. Tbe particulars of the death of John F. Swift United States Minister to Japan, arrived at Ban Francisco by the steamer Klo de Janeiro. Mr. Swift had been prostrated by an attack of in fluenza early In the year, but was supposed to bave entirely recovered, on March 10 he com plained of a pain In the region of his heart and went to bed. That night while talking to Mrs. Swift, be suddenly expired. Death was attrib uted to beart failure. The body was taken to Yokohama, where it was received with great honors. As tbe funeral procession reached i oko hama minute stuns were fired from the United States steamship Alliance. The funeral arrange ments were made by the American Colony, and -were participated in by the Japanese officials, the foreign diplomatic corps, the American Lega tion, Admiral Belknap and staff. Balthazar Robe. Balthazar Bohe died last evening at bis residence, corner of Grove and Hose streets. He was In his 80ih year. Mr. Bohe was well known in the Thlrteentn ward, ana was the father of Alderman Michael Kohe. or tbat ward. The de ceased gentleman was born in Germany, whence ne arrived in hub country in iwu, coming nere In 18-W. Up to the time of Fremont's campaign Mr. Kohehad been a Democrat, tmt since has been strong iienaoiican. iu aaaition it, nts son, the Alderman, UI , Koue leaves four daughters. Captain J. S. Low. Carlisle, April 7. Captain J. S. Low, well known throughout the State, and geneial manager of the .Rochester Brewing Company. died suddenly here this evening from heart dis ease, aged 54 years. He was a gallant soldier dur ing the late war. Obituary Notes. MAJOR ItOBEET I. CLABK, U. S. N., died In "Washington yesterdav. The remains will bo buried In Unlontown to-morrrow. S. S. Parker, Assistant General Passenger Agent or the Louisville and Nashville Kallroad. died yesterdayat Cincinnati or the grip. Lceins Gartrxll died In Atlanta last night. Be was at one time a member of the V nlted States Congress, and later or the confederate Congress. General ZoOLiNBKT, one of the officers of Czar Alexander I., has lust died in Moscow at tbe age 05 96. He accompanied his royal master on his visit to the Emperor and Josephine in Prance. Dr. William P. Smith, an oculist or National reputation, died In Chlc.iro yesterdav of Inflammation of the bowels. He was 48 years of axe, and began thopractlto of his profession In -jau Francisco In 1870. Rev. Edward Dorr G biffin Pbiue, D. D died at his residence in -New fork yesterday. For more than 33 years he was associated with his' brother, Kev. s. lrenaens Prime, in the editorial work of tne flew York Observer, - u DOMAIN OF SOCIETY. Interesting Meeting of the Woman's Club The Byam-Hemphill Wedding Prepar ations Lecture By Prof. A. Melville Bell Weddings of Yesterday Social Chatter of a Day. The attendance at the regular meeting of the Woman's Club yesterday afternoon was not large, but the company made up in bright ness and brilliancy what it lacked in num bers. Mrs. C. I. Wade presided, and read to the club a communication received from Miss Mary B. Temple, tbe Secretary of tbe Confederation of Woman's Clubs, which was decidedly in tbe form ot a catechism, and included, among a hundred other questions, more or less, regarding the club, its ancestry, its orBoers, and finances, the query: "Are you an incorporated body?" This question was the signal fora general discussion astowbetber the club desired to be Incorporated or not and whether it could be if it did so desire. One little woman volunteered the information that under tbe laws of Pennsylvania women could uui lorra a commercial incorporate body. An other remarked that it was only the married women that Pennsylvania tbongbt wise to con fine within certain business limits, and still an other said tbat a married woman was not even a person under the State laws. It was finally decided to await the outcome of tbe present bill on the subject In tbe Legislature, wbich is a sequel to the experiences of tbe Century CInb of Philadelphia, before tak ing any action on tbe nutter, A letter was also read from Mrs. Margaret Peeke. who, in the recent Press Club Conven tion In this city, represented a Cleveland paper, stating that she intended chaperoning a Euro pean tourist party tbls summer, and extending an invitation to tbe club, either individually or collectively, to join the party. Experiences in Europe, and opinions pro and con as regards tbe lords ot creation trivintradlirnlrv to x travel ing party, followed this epistle, and Mrs. Peeke's address was taken by Beveral ladies wbo were negative on tbe male escort question. An Eastern editor wbo aimed to make tho club an advertising agency for bis remarkably clever and moral periodical, according to his ideas and statements, was unanimously squelched by tbe members of tbe club. His communication will hardlv be answered, and his d&rllnf-scheme will fall through. There were .but two papers read at tbe meeting, one an able, interestine and exbanstive description of Napoleon's ill fated Russian conquering expedition by Miss Cara Reese, and a composite paper, including Uogal, the Russian founder of literature. Rus sell, the Ilelsarte exponent and the war over oleomargarine, as subjects, by Mrs. McCol lougb. That delightful and fatigning confusion tbat always precedes a wedding held full sway at tho Hemphill residence, on Sandusky street yesterday. Crash was being laid over tbe car pets, draperies were being arranged, girl friends of the bride-to-be were calling, and the door bell jingled continually and heralded mysterious boxes and packages by the dozen, the opening of wbich naturally heightened the general excitement The wedding occurs this evening at 6 o'clock at the borne. The bride is aliss Frances Uertrude Hemphill and tbe groom-elect is Norton Harsford Byam. The brld' will be attended by Miss Edna Hemphill, her sister, as maid of honor, and by Misses Lillian Chisbolm and Bella Chester as bridemaids. Two little flower girls, nieces of Miss HenipbilL Lonlse Evans and Anna Her bert will strew flowers in tbe bridal pathway, lbe nsbers will be Messrs. Sidney Hemphill, J. S. Carr. H. C. Stevenson and A. R. Robinson. Rev. Mr. Baker, of Connellsville, will officiate, Tbe'brlde will be clad in a full court dress of white moire, will wear a veil, and carry a bouquet that will be divided between tbe fair attendants at tbe conclusion of tbe ceremonv and contain for tbe fortunate one a handsome ring. The maid of honor, bridemaids and flower glrU will all be gowned in white, and the bridal procession and tableau will be wonder fully effective. Alter a Chicago trip, Mr. and Mrs. Hemphill will return to Bellevue, their future home, and will have Tuesdays after May 1 as reception days. At 2 o'clock tbls afternoon, in Lexington, tbe wedding of B. 8. Davis, Jr., son of R. 8. Davis, of Fifth avenue, and Miss Eleanor Elliott, of that city, will be celebrated. Tbe event will be qnlte a brilliant affair, though confined to relatives and a very few Intimate f needs. It wilt serve as a sort of a reunion for tbe Davis family, Mrs. Davis and Miss Davis, who have been spending tbe winter in Florida, will tbere meet Messrs. R. S. Davis, both Sr. and Jr., and Miss Alice, who, with her father left here last Saturday for Lexington. Mr. and Mrs. Davis, the bride and groom, will reside in St Louis. "Visible Speech Elucidated" was the sub ject of a very learned discourse at the Academy of Science and Art last evening. Prof. A, Mel ville Bell was tbe speaker and illustrated bis lecture by cbaractors that to tbe uninitiated might represent the Choctaw language. It was a technical discourse, but tbe closest attention was paid by the audience. Prof. Bell is a rep resentative man of commanding presence and the antbor of nnmeron books on elocution, defects of speech, phonetics and visible speech. Tbe regular meeting of the Allegheny Board of School Controllers was to have been held last night hut a quorum was not obtained. A resolution was adopted by the members pres ent however, providing for tbe appointment ot a Committee of Three to prepare a minute of regret at tbe retirement ot Mr. John H. Trimble, ot tbe Sixth ward, from tbe board. Chairman Young appointed on the committee Hi, Herd, Dr. Woodburn and Captain Walton. A suburban wedding yesterday at Wil mording resulted in the union of Miss Grace E., dangbter of John Boyle, assistant foreman of the Westingbouse Airbrake Works, and Harry M. Emmons, of Washington, D. C. Tbe ceremonv wa at 3 o'clock in tbe afternoon. and Rev. B. Keenoy, of Craf ton. Pa., officiated. The wedding last evening in Allegheny of Miss K. Echlag and Mr. R. H. Eckert was a very pretty affair. It was a home ceremony, and the bridemaids were Misses Kate Hoebn of Erie, and Carrie Schlag, of Allegheny. Messrs. 03car and William Eckert officiated as groomsmen. Social Chatter. The Tuesday Night Club gave "A Glimpse of Paradise" last evening, at tbe Pittsburg Club Theater. In St Louis to-day a Pittsburg groom will claim a Southern bride, when William Speer Kuhn will be wedded to Miss Kate Hill. To-iiohp.ow at Sr. Joseph's Church, Sharps burg, will occur the wedding of Miss Irene Barton, daughter of Joseph Barton, of O'Hara township, and Mr. C. Casey, of Sharpsburg. Shaufsbueo will be the scene this evening of tbe wedding of M iss Mame Zeigler. daughter of Colonel E. E. Zeigler. West Penn freight agent at Allegheny, and E. Walter McBride. The Fownes-Filloy wedding in Philadelphia thi. afternoon will bo a very private affair owing to tbe sad death of Miss Alice Fownes In tbe East End last week, wbo was to have of ficiated as bridemald at the ceremony. The gran d tea party which is to be given by the members of tbe St John's Church, of the Soutbslde, on Wednesday, April 15, will be beld at Turner Hall, on Jane street owing to the recent destruction of Salisbury Hall by fire. Th e semi-annual meeting of the Young Peo- Ele's Society of Monongahela Presbytery was eld at the First U. P. Church last evening. The music was furnished by tbe choir under the direction of Mr. D. H. Littel. and a large audience was in attendance. The regular monthly meeting of the Board of Directors of tbe Home tor Incurables was beld at tbe Y. M. U. A, rooms yesterday. There was no special business transacted beyond setting May 9 as "donation day" at the home, ana appointing a committee to make arrange ments for tbe affair. THE C0NHECTICTJT SENATE. It Is Undecided Whether to Adjourn Sine Die or Contlnne In Session. Hartford, April 7. In tbe Hcnate to-day an adjournment was taken until Tuesday next at 1.30 P. 31., after a motion of Senator Bhum waytohx the date of adjournment to Novem ber 11 had been voted down. It is not certain whether the Senate will continue in session, adjourning from week to week, until noxt'No vember is reached, or whether, after finishing the Senate business on hand, it will go over until tbe date to wbich the House adjourned. It is held tbat by holding down a motion to adjourn umu jovemuer, uisagreeing action has been reached, whicb will allow tbe Gov ernor to adjourn the Senate nntll that date. Whether Governor Bulkeley will try to do this Is not known. THE JAKI30KS SUED. A Bank at fronton, O., Seeks to Recover a 825,000 Guaranty. Philadelphia. April 7. Before Judge Acheson and a jury in'the United States Cir cuit Court to-day, there was put upon trial tbe suit of the First National Bank of Ironton, O., to recover a large sum of money from the bank ing firm of B. K. Jamison & Co., as guarantors of a fJo,000 loan mido in March. 1SSS. by tbe b ink m tho Ktna Iron WorUs ot Ironton. Too loan wamot paid, and all the bank re ceived, it is said, on accouut of tbo debt was 14.615. The difference between this sum and 125,000. with interest from March 28, I8S8, is sought to be recovered from the members or tbe Jamison firm. Tbe evidence was mainly unoa depositions taken In Ohio. HOME, SWEET H0UE, The Original Copy of the Song May Yet Come to Light Athens, Ga April 7. The death of Mrs. Asa Jackson has brought up once again the much-talked-of mystery of tbe whereabouts of the original of John Howard Payne's "Home, Sweet Home." Mrs. Jackson was a near relative of Miss Mary Hardin, who was much admired oy John Howard Payne. For a long time Miss Hardin had tbe only known copy of tbe famous song in tbe handwriting of its author. When sbe was dying several years ago In Athens it was rumored tbat In ono of her eccentric moods she bad willed tbe copy to be burled with her, but when asked on ber death bed if tbls were true, sho told Mrs. Jackson tbat sbe had not done so, but had left tbe manuscript as well as all ber other earthly goods, as a bequest to her. After Miss Hardin's death tbe manuscript was searched for by Mrs. jackson, but was not found. Only a few days ago a reporter called On Mrs. Jackson and asked if nothing had ever coma of the search. "Nothing yet," was the reply, "but I bopo to find it before I die. Mary kept tbe copy con cealed all tbe time while she lived. John How ard Payne sent it to ber wben he was Consul to Algiers, and between tbe lines were written little love messages. Tbey were sweethearts once, these two. Mary was offered tempting sums for the manuscript in her lifetime by tbe Harpers and bj other Northern publishers, but would never part with it "Several lawyers bave lately been to me to get my permission for them to ferret out the whereabouts of tbe manuscript but I bave re fused to let them take tbe case. I feel certain tbat it will come to light before I die." It is generally believed bere tbat tbe manu script will some time be found. Some tbink tbat tbe copy, which was known to be the only one extant written by Payne himself, was stolen from the honse by a servant LAKE NAVIGATION. The Effort to Heep It Closed Till May Is Likely to Succceed. rSrXCIAI. TIXXGBAJC TO TBI DISPATCH.l Cleveland, April 7. Present 'indications are tbat the movement begun by tbe Cleveland vessel owners to keep all boats in port until May 15 will succeed. The committee of vessel owners that had the management of tbe work of securing signatures Las reported that over 90 per cenTof the tonnage of this port has en tered tbe agreement and more tban 80 per cent of tbat of Buffalo, Detroit and tbe minor lake ports. At Milwaukee the canvas is still pro gressing with chances good for securing 90 per cent of tbe tonnage there. Chicago is tbe only point where less than four-fifths of the ton nage Is represented In the compact. This does not include tbe railway line boats running out of Buffalo, which depend on tbe railroad lines formostof their business and will not greatly affect the ore and grain business, wbich are most seriously depressed now. Only three ot tbe Important ore companies of this port owning vessels have refused to sign the agreement but tbey all run to Lake Superior points, and, as the "Soo" Canal is never open before May I, and often not until tbe 10th. their refusal is likely not to disturb the other owners, who are working to postpone the open ing of navigation If the vessel men succeed in keening navigation practically closed until May 15 they will reduce the effect of tbe con dition ot the iron ore market and the weak out look for grain tonnage upon lake freight rates to a minimum and make tbe most possible out of very hard and discouraging conditions. GBATEFOX FBENCHMEIT. Two Americans Prominent In the Copyright Movement to Be Decorated. New Yobk, April 7. Count Emile de Keratry, the special envoy of tbe French Gov ernment wbo is instructed to convey crosses of the Legion of Honor to two distinguished Americans who have been prominent in the fight for the copyright law, arrived bere Sun day from France by the steamship La Gas cogne, and is now confined to bis bed suffering from tbe grip at the Hotel Martin, this city. The crosses and other similar decorations are usually bestowed through the Consuls of tbe countries conferring the honors, but in this in stance tbe French Government after the pass age of tbe copyright bill, desired to pay an un usual compliment to the American Copyright League in order to celebrate tbe victory, it may be said. Robert Underwood Johnson, of tbe Ccntu:! Magazine, Secretary of tbe Authors' Copyright League and of the Joint Executive Copyright Committee, whlcb represented all tbe -leagues which advocated tbe copyrigbt measure, and ex-Representative William E. Slmonds were tbe gentlemen selected for tbe honor. It was originally tbe Intention of tbe French Government to inelnde Senator Orville H. Piatt of Connecticut in tbe list of gentlemen npon whom crosses were to be bestowed, but It is understood that the French Government was informed that tbe laws of tbe United States debarred a Senator from receiving such a deco ration. However, the Count is also intrusted with conferring upon Senator Piatt a hand some medal, specially designed aud Btruck for the occasion. HAWLEY Oil COAST DEFENSES. The Senator Advocates the Expenditure Gradually of S 125.000,000. Hartford, Anril 7.-Senator Joseph R. Hawley addressed tbe HartfordBoard of Trade tbls morning on the subject of "The Weakness of Our Coast Defenses." General Hawley criticised tbe indifference of the people in recent years to the matter of adequate coast defence. Tbe recent complications with Italy, be said, showed the rapidity with which, trouble might come. Halifax, less tban two days' journey from Boston, is a menace to our unprotected coast tor England, in case ot war, wouled as semble ber fleet tbere. General Hawley said the cost of adequate defenses for tbe coast mlgbt be 5125,00u.000. but this would be ex tended over a term of years. IS o exorbitant tax would be made necessary by the appropria tion of this amount and the investment would prove wise in all respects. A LOAN OP $50,000,000. It Will Be Used In Bolstering Up a Great Western Railroad. Boston, April 7. A circular was issued from the Atchison office to-day to the first preferred stockholders of tbe St Louis and San Francisco Railway Company, in which it is announced that, to provide for certain deficiencies and to place the company and its properties in sound financial and physical condition, tho manage ment of the St Louis and San Francisco Rail way Company has decided to issue a new con solidated 4 per cent gold bond covering all of its properties, equipment lands and realties, amounting to 30,011(1,000 subject only to prior liens ot present outstanding mortgages, secur ing oonas waicn win ue graauany retired by tbe operation of their respective sinking funds and maturities, and be replaced by tbe new bonds. Here, Too. Minneapolis Tribune With occasional assistance from tbe Gov ernor, tbe Legislature Is likely to go back to tbe people with a pretty creditable reeord of what it has not done. Progress, Indeed. Buffalo Express. It is progress wben in a Western State (Col orado In tbls instance) tbe killing of a China man is adjudged murder even in tbe second degree. s For Pittsburg Bead Allegheny. Philadelphia Kecord. Plttsbnrg Conncilmen, following in the foot teps of Congress, refnsed to give a vote of thanks to tbelr retiring President Legislature or Lobby, Whlcl Cincinnati Commercial Gszette.J Tbo Ohio Legislature is said to be beset In Its budding spring days, by a dangerous lobby. Turn the rascals out. PI0NEEB WOMEN WOBKEBS. The Bev. Antoinette Brown Blackwell was tbe first woman ordained to the ministry in this country. "" Jliss Hannah Adams, born in Tlassa chuseits in 175a, was the first American woman who made literature a profession. Db. Elizabeth Blackwell was the first American woman to receive a medical diploma. She graduated at Geneva, N. Y., in. 1819. Mbs. Maboabet Cbapeb, of the Massachusetts Qazetle and iV'ir Letter, was tbe first American woman to do newspaper work. She wrote dnrlng the years of the Rev olution. "JIistbcss Maboabet Beent, sninster aud gentlewoman," was tbe first American woman to appear in court as an attorney. She prosecuted aud defended causes in tho Provin cial Conrts of Maryland iu 1647. Sbe bad no Successor until Arabella A. Mansfield was ad- ijnitted to the Iowa bar IniSta. C0RI0US C0NDENSATI05S. A New York restaurant has three cus tomers who eat eggs shells and all, Gold-bearing quartz has been discovered in a stone quarry near New Haven. Conn. Tennessee has passed a law providing that school directors must be able to read and write. European physicians are now insisting tbat cows' milk Is deadly when sot boiled be fore using. " A Boston man advertises for female fleas. He is willing to pay a good price for all he can get A resident of Beading, Pa., was bitlen by a pet parrot somo davs ago and after suffer ing terrible agonies, died. A bill in tbe Illinois Legislature pro vides that Coroners' juries holding inquests on women snau oe composed ot women only. The prisoners in the Calloway county, Ky..jal1 have petitioned the pastor of tbe local Metb odist Church to come and preach to them. During February the railroad accidents in this country Included 93 collisions, 93 derail ments and 100 other accidents, in which SI per sons were killed and Z75 injured. A yonng lady who was visiting at Hor gantown, W. Va.. claims to bave seen near there a blacksnake 20 feet long tbat had nu merous rattles on tbe end of its tail. A resident of Joinville-le-Pont, near Paris, is said to have 2.000.000 geese, which produce annually 20,000.000 of quills. He has tbe largest quill manufactory In the world. Judge Eve, of Augusta, Ga., had before him the other day a poor devil named Adam and sentenced him to the chain gang for three months. It was the same old spirit over again. A member of a theater orchestra in New York recently went to sleep during a perform ance, and snored so loudly that people in tbe front seats moved into vacant chairs to escape the noise. In the New York drygoods shops both male andVemalo clerks are compelled to dress in black or very dark clothes. A sales man wbo appeared in a gray suit would be sent home to change it An ingenious Frenchman has discov ered a process of recovering the tin contained in tbe wash waters of silk. In Lyons alone tbe application of the discovery will effect an an nual economy ot KO.OOO. The University of Michigan has 2,420 students in attendance, ot which OS are women, and ot these 51 are studying medicine. The attendance) of women has nearly donbled within the past four years. Mice and moles are working ruin in many parts of France at present, and the Min ister of Agriculture has issued a clrcularwhich is being generally distributed recommend ing a certain method for tbe destruction of the little pests. A colored man stole eight eggs from a farmer near Canton, O., and put them in a basket to take to that town. When be arrived there and opened tbe basket he round, instead of the eggs, eight little chicks, alive and hungry. A Chinese medical practitioner has been discoursing in a Shanghai native paper on the treatment of cholera. Among other medica ments, be is wont to prescribe "pig's liver mixed with brickdust from tbe inside of a furnace." The best recruiting station for the regu lar army is In St Paul, Minn. In February it furnished 25 per cent more men tban any other station in tbe conntry, and during March also the number of enlistments is reported as un precedented in that region. A German physician proposes that the manufacturers of preserved meats should be compelled to stamp their cans with 4 legible date mark. Fora year or so. he says, canned meats may remain perfectly wholesome, bnt after that they deteriorate in a way defying alike precaution and explanation. According to a Shasta, Wash., news paper, a fire broke out In the Mott postofnee one night last week, destroying that building and three others. In one of the buildings a barrel of modern whisky was stored; the head and stares of tbe barrel wera burned, bnt the contents stood upright as a monument in tbe ashes, a solid block of ice. It appears that tbe grip is not entirely new In Japan, for there is a full description of iu ravages between 1773-1780 by a native writer named Bakin. It was called the Okoma Kose, Tenkow Koze. Satsnma Koze and Tanlka Koze, tbe last being the more popular, being derived from Tanika, a famons wrestler wbosa boast it was tbat only illness could floor him. ana wno uiea irom tne &.oze. , An electric apparatus supplies a stront; Hght which attracts the insects and moths; a suction fan worked by the electric current draws them in wben they approach the light and carries them into a small mill, also worked by the electric current where they are ground up and mixed with flour, and thns converted into poultry food of excellent quality. This is said to be a Bavarian contrivance. A man-of-war doctor, whose name is unfortunately lost to posterity, bad a simple method of locating a man's ailment and alleviating it (save the mark!) by drastic and infallible remedies. He would tie a piece ot tape aronnd the waist of the complaining mariner, and command him to declare whether his pain existed above or below tbe tape. It above an emetic, and if below a dose of salts followed as a matter of course. At least one person in three between tbe ages of 10 and 40 years is subject to partial deafness. Tbe great majority of eases of deaf ness are hereditary and due to tbe too close consanguinity of the parents. Deafness is more prevalent among men tban among women, be cause tbe former are more exposed to the vicissitudes of climate. It is thought tbat telephones tend to bring on deafness when one ear is used to the exclusion of the other. In connection with the equipment for fire protection, it is recommended that a gallon pall, filled with fine sand, be always placed witbin convenient reach of each workman. Tbls practice might well be followed wherever tbere is a possibility of fire starting in oils or oil-soaked materials. Tbere is nothing which will squelch fire in its inclpiencv more quickly and effectually than sand and tbere are no afterclaps in the way of water damage, either. Hot water is now automatically sup plied in Paris by penny-in.the-slot machines. Nine quarts are delivered for this sum, and tbe water is found useful by the poor and by cab men for their footpans, or boulllottes. A coil of copper pipe inside the machine communi cates with tbe street main, and is beated by gasburuers; tbe penny allows tbe tap to be opened on pushing In a "button." A glass ot hot wine is also sold by similar machines in Paris. An instrnctor recently exhibited a lect ure room device for determining "g." tbe ac celeration due to gravity, by means of a num ber of iron balls falling through a certain dist ance, one starting at tbe instant wben its pre decessor reaches its destination. This is ac complished by means of an electro-magnetlo device, in which tha balls, falling on a key. make and break a circnlr, eacb ball as it falls liberating tbe next From the time occupied bv all the balls, tbe time for one may be found. The apparatus Is said to give fairly accurate re sults. MORE WITTY THAN WISE. Gncgs So you think that Harrison won't be renomlnated.eh? Wbo stands a better show? Biggs Don't know bis name, bnt I read in tbe paper yesterday tbat an Auburn. N. Y.. man owned a hat tbat bad been in his family ISO years. Chicago Times. Tommy Paw, what is a hold-over Sena. tor? Mr. Flgg-The qualifications of a bold-over sen ator vary in different States. In Kentucky he is expected to hold over half a gallon without stag gering. Indianapolis Journal. THE AGE'S IMPROVEMENT. Some cure-alls of the present time In age far backward to. But as a corn-eradlcator none Is older than the crow. Philadelphia Times. Algernon Spoons (who has poetic aspira-tlons)-Alas. this sordid world! Shall 1 never know a sympathetic tout? Can I never touch a responsive chord? His mother (distinctly practical) Welt there are about 14 cords out In the woodshed that would probably respond, if you shonld tonch them right wllb an ax. Boston Courier. The Bev. Stiggins Don't forget, young man, the Bible Injunction, that'the love of money is the root of all evil!" ,WiU Dotes Haven't you quoted that wrong, elder? The Bev. Stiggins In what particular? Will Dotes-Doesn't it read lack" Instead of love?"-omHC any a Co.' Monthly. Customer I'll give you a dollar for that boo!.. That's every cent It's worth. CWrk-1-1 Customer (Interrupting) A dollar or nothlnr. Clerk-Very well, sir. Thanks. Cash! t wasv trying to say thai tbe retail price of the book was 1i cents, but you wouldn't allow me to. Ionise MlatU. - T yiiiiTTCfTHsv -j--"--- -f'j -y --' -"" ---- v