THE PITTSBTTKG DISPATCH, THTTESDAT, APKIL 2, 1891 Wlje Bjjamj. KSTAULISHED FEHRUARY 1S46. Vol. o. M. Entered at rittsbnrg rostofflcc, Ttoveinbcr It. Is;, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. Kg ws Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamon d Street TASTKKN AllVEinlSLSG OFFICE. ROOM 1, TlilUUNK HUILLHMj. NEW YUHK. where complete files ot 111K DISl'ATCH can always be sound. Foreign advertisers appreciate thecon Tcnlence. Hoiueadertlscr and iriendsol THE Hlbl'ATCH. blle in ew ork, are also made welcome. TIUZ DISPATCH it regvlaily on sale at Brailano,x. 5 Union Equal e. A'etr 1'ork, and 17 Jite.de fOpe.a, J'aris, Fiance, vrhere anyone iho has been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. auais or the dispatch. ros tacf rr.EE r the united states. JUILY UivrATCit. one Year S sfo Daily Dis-rATcii, 1'cr Quarter -0" Daily Dispatch, Ore .Month .. 70 Daily Dim-atcii. Including Sunday, lyear. 30 CO Daily lilsrATcir, including Sunlay,3in'ths iS9 Daily" Dispatch. Including Sunday, lm'tn 90 tDDtv DisrATCit. One ear :M WcthLY Dispatch, One Year 3 3 The Daily- Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at -iccnts per Meet, or lnclui!li!g Sunday edition, at ! efuts per ick. FlTTbBUKG. THUItSDAV, APR. 2, 1SSL Patrons, or THE DIsl'ATCII who Uae changed their residence should fnrniith this tirllco Hh their xiciv addrcbs, either pcr eonulta, by xostalcard or through Carrier. 11 prompt compliance vtlth this request in terruption in the delis cry of THE DIS l'ATCII Mill he avoided. WAR NOT ritOISABLE. The dispatches of the last twenty-four hours with reference to the diplomatic course of the Italian Government show that, as The Dispatch has already said, the re call of Baron Fava does not imply war. All the sensational bulletins, and the cries of the newsboys "about the war," have beeu unfounded and out of place. The state ment ot -Marquis di l'udini to which he was doubtless impelled by the public feeling in Italy that "if the United States Govern ment does notperccivethatitisin the wrong, z. diplomatic rupture is inevitable," evi dently foreshadows a suspension of diplo matic relations, if the matter is cot ad justed satisfactorily to Italy. "While e must recognize that a suspen sion of diplomatic relations would be the first step that would render graver results possible, it is wise to see that actual hostil ities are most improbable. The sober thought of every intelligent man can readily perceive that this country does not want a war which would close the seaports, choke off American commerce, and force us to pay tribute to Canada or Mexico for con ducting all our foreign trade. The re duction of our commerce to stagnation and the probable suspension of our financial interests would be a heavy price to pay for the luxury of mob law in Is ew Orleans. At she same time, while Italy could inflict ten times as much damage on our commerce ud business as we could on hers, there arc very cogent reasons why that Government should not embark in a naval war with this countrv. The condition of European poli tics will not permit her to send all her naval forces across the Atlantic, and only the mobt pressing sense ot national credit or the strongest excitement of national feeling could betray her into such a blunder. The knonledce that war can only come as the result of the grossest lack of judgment on one side or the other should enable this country to take a dispassionate view of the subject. "When that is done it will be seen that there is no desire on the part of the country at large to sanction or champion the acts of the Xew Orleans mob, snd that cot even the hasty course of the Italian Cabinet should betray us into assum ing so false an attitude. SMOKING STATESMEN. The Boston Herald is surprised to learn that certain members of the Massachusetts Legislature have charged the State for cigars smoked in the public service. That esteemed journal is to be congratulated on the childlike innocence that can be sur prised at such an everyday occurrence. In deed, our cotemporary should be glad that cigarettes were not used. There is no gaug ing the depths to which the modern legis lator will fail when he once starts to go down, and that the Massachusetts statesmen stopped at cigars shows in tbeir favor. The cigars were presumably of the finest brand, and under their soothing influence many beneficial schemes may have been evolved. These schemes, let us hope, are more bene ficial to the people of Massachusetts tbau to the legislators personally. But hopes are rarely fulfilled. One view of the journal's surprise makes us think that Massachusetts legislators in the past have all been honest men. If cor rect, we advise our cotemporary not to make too much fuss over the matter, as the State has been blessed in a manner denied any other in the Union. We predict, however, that, while the cigar episode may be the first, it will cot be the last or greatest of its kind. TltUE PltOTECTIOXIST PKIKCirEE. The sharp comments of tbe Chicago Inter Ocean on a manufacturing combination to prevent domestic competition in its product, and thus defeat the purpose of protection, are made the subject ot sarcastic remarks bv the irce trade New York Times. The Inter Ocean has frankly stated that the combina tion of cartridge manufacturers, protected by a 45 per cent duty, is selling its goods in Canada and Mexico 25 per cent cheaper than to the people of the United States. The Chicago paper calls this "protection with a vengeance; protection to what might be styled wholesale robbery," and refers to "Senator Sherman's threat that if it be abused, protection to the articles subject to monopoly will be withdrawn," for which the New York journal calls it an indiscreet advocate. Whether it is indiscreet or not, it is the proper outcome of consistent protectionist principles; and it is right that some warm and radical representatives of the protection ist policy should beoutspoken in declaring it The declaration of the purpose of protection to stiniulatedomestic competition in tbe pro tected articles is clear and undeniable. Those who combine to defeat that purpose make themselves enemies of protection; and the logical result of such conditions is that the protective duty should be withdrawn where ils purpose is defeated by its beneficiaries. The Inter Ocean was never more true to its protectionist principles than when it ad vances that idea. But it irut be confessed that the pro tectionist Congressmen who enacted our tariff laws have not exhibited nn equal sin cerity and consistency. It would not have been difficult to have included in the tariff law an enactment that proof before the jit courts of the monopoly by a combination of any protected article should be a sufficient defense for importers against the collection of duties on snch articles. But that pro vision was not made. The consequent rise of combinations in various protected articles lias afforded the enemies of protection a pow erful lever, which has done more than any other single influence in producing the re verses of the last election. If the representatives of protection in Con gress will be as frank and consistent in at tacking the use of protection to construct monopolies as the "Western organ ol protec tion is in this case, they will put their cause in a much stronger attitude before the pub lic than it occupies at present. THE STATE'S WATER WAT. A Philadelphia cotemporary suggests that if the money spent on canals had been devoted to improving the rivers, there would have been a splendid system of water-ways throughout the State. In that connection it refers to au account of the trip of a steam boat many years ago, which ascended the Susquehanna as far as Binghamton, N. Y. Of course, progress on the upper waters of that stream was very slow; but the fact that navigation in that early day could be carried on as far as Southern New York proves that the Central and Eastern part of the State have been wasting splendid opportunities in water navigation as well as the "Western. Indeed, the waste has been greater there, because while all parts of the State have an equal responsibility In letting the water-ways fall into disuse, the abandon ment of the canals to the railways has been on a larger scale in Eastern Pennsylvania; while Western Pennsylvania has preserved to a certain degree of usefulness the naviga tion of the Ohioand the improvement of the Monongahela as far as the "West Virginia lice. But as the canal expenditure is a matter of our grandfathers and great-grandfathers, a more modern comparison can be made by saying that if one-tenth of the capital ex pended in extending and improving the railway system of Pennsylvania had been used in improving both canals and rivers we would have had a perfect and connected system of water transportation all over the State. It is the fashion to elevate the cor porate nose at canal projects on account of the inadequacy of the old canals. But the railroads of that day were inadequate also; aud if a mere fraction of the money spent in enlarging the capacity of the railroads had been used to enlarge the capacity of the canals and water-ways, what a system of water transportation we would have nowl Put the supposition in another way, and imagine that if a percentage of the burden of railway discriminations and combina tion charges on the coal, lumber, petro leum and iron of the State had been taken in the form of taxes for improving the natural water-ways of the Slate and con necting them by modern canals, what a perfect check on such abuses would long ago have been established by this complete sys tem of water transportation! Even the old and rudimentary canals transported coal, iron and lumber cheaper than the railroads do to-dai. A fortiori, how much cheaper would modern and enlarged canals with capacity for vessels of 500 to 1,000 tons doit? It is not worth while to waste many tears over the mistakes of the past except as they show us how to be wiser in the future. But this is exactly what is done in this instance. The State has its natural ways left. They are the only remnant of the old system of water transportation that railway trans portation has been unable to wipe out. The destruction of forests has rendered them lia ble to the alternation's of drought and flood ; but it has lately been shown in The DIS PATCH how the reservoir capacity of the streams can be made to at once mitigate those evils and furnish reliable water-ways. Suppose the State should enter at once iuto the policy of improving its main rivers as they might be improved. The Susque hanna would afford cheap transporta tion to the anthracite region. The Allegheny would to the petroleum region, and the Youghiogheny to the coke region, as the Monongahela now does to its coal fields. The connection of the rivers with the lakes would give the system of water transportation an indefinite extension in one direction, the Ohio river in another. Moreover, the connection ot the Eastern and Western systems of Improved river trans portation by a canal, either from the Cone niaugb to the Juniata, or by what might be the most feasible route.from the head waters of the Allegheny to the west branch of the Susquehanna, would furnish all parts of the State an outlet either to the ocean in one direction or to the lakes and rivers In the other. In previous articles we have urged the projects of water-way construction as parts ol a grand National system. But here we can see the opportunity of Pennsylvania to take the leadership iu the work, so as to secure cot only the benefits of cheap trans portation to her local interests, but the great gain of making the central way through her territory. A rigorous policy of improving her rivers and connecting them by modern canals offers to the State greater prizes in the way of development than any other using the same amount of money. A TRAVESTY ON JUSTICE. The termination of the case against young Martin will disgust every fair-minded per son in the country. The Dispatch the other day pointed out the injustice that would be done if he was cot prosecuted to the lull extent of the law for breaking into the White House. His friends, however, have proven themselves sufficiently in fluential to ignore the demands of right, and the culprit goes practically unpunished. No one can truthfully assert that he was not a proper subject for punishment. As a drunken house-breaker, be should have been so dealt with as to teach him and his kind a lesson not easily forgotten. Just what the Washington authorities will do with the next fellow who fills up with liquor and enacts the part of au -amateur burglar is rather uncertain. One thing we can say: No matter how poor and uninflnential he may be, he should at once apply to President Uarrisou for aid, and cite the Martin case as a precedent. Then, unless the President and the authorities wish to remain open to the charge of favor itism, he will be allowed to go free. THE LAW CAN PREVENT IT. In connection with the agreement giving the Canadian Pacific an entrance into New York City over the Central tracks, the Phil adelphia Record propounds the inquiry: "What is there to prevent its taking freight from tbe New York Central, carrying it hun dreds of miles through Canada and deliver ing it at competitive points in the United States without being bothered by any re strictive rates or long-and-short-1 aul en actment?" Nothing is to prevent it from taking freights subject to the inter-State commerce law; and as there are no "restrictive rates" in that law we presume they will not bother much. But as the question plainly teiers to a supposed exemption of such a railroad from the provisions of the law, it is perti nent to inform our esteemed cotemporary that if it will take the trouble to read the law it will find what there is to prevent it. In the first section, we believe, it will find that the law applies equally to roads con ducting transportation from one to another, to all common carriers by rail engaged in transportation from the territory of the United States to foreign countries, or vice versa. This is cot only the plain declara tion of the law, but It has been reinforced if that were necessary by a declaration of the Commission to the same effect. Of course, if the law is not enforced against the Canadian Pacific it is not likely to be a check on that corporation. Neither is it on the railroads of the United States under the same circumstances. To judge from present indioations it is not likely the law can be any more of a dead letter iu governing that corporation than in govern ing those technically subjects of this Gov ernment. Of course, the law should be enforced on all alike. But apart from that it is neces ary to repeat that the idea that the Cana dian railroads doing business in the United States are exempt from it is a peculiarly cheap misrepresentation industriously cir culated to serve the purposes of corporate policy. With Boston Bepublicans cheering Mc Kinley as a Fresldental possibility, and Georgia Democrats talking up Gorman in the same light, it looks as if the standing candidates will have to send out agents to do some sharp disciplinary work. The Boston citizen who, finding a leak from a powerful electric wire coming into his house by means of a water pipe, pramptly con nected it with a storage battery and secured free illumination thereby, set an example to citizens generally. If electricity is to be dis tributed with this carelessness people may as well secure the benefit of it as to get into a panic and use strong language without any further results. If tho electric companies should find that leaky wires are furnishing electricity free, they would probably take very good care to have no leaky wires. If Sligo did cot leave the record of the cats of Kilkenny far in the rear, in the election closed yesterday, it was not the fault of the factions, but the cruelty of the coercive police in denying them the opportunity. Senator Palmeb now turns up as the latest case of having worked on a farm as a young man at 25 cents a day, and paid his way through college. This is a record not en tirely unusual, and the countrv can be chiefly grateful to the Senator for failing to turn up as a multi-millionaire with that record to start on. Beyond that the resuscitation of the twen-ty-flve-cents-a-day precedent for greatness provoked reflections on tho vast number of men who started out on these wages and have painfully worked their way up to carninga dol lar and a half a day. Cities whose efforts to have their streets swept have met with very slight success can now contemplate with contentment the decree of fashion that women shall do the work with their dress skirts. It seems that experience in Ne.w York has impressed on the electric corporations the ne cessity of paying some attention to public authority. The Mayor of that city having an nounced that after a given date he would order the cutting down of all poles on which danger ous wires wero strung, corporations concluded it would be cheaper to take the wires down and made haste to remove them. This indi cates that when a city demonstrates its rcadi. ness to use its authority for the protection of its streots somo good may be accomplished. Tho example is available for local application- The statement from Ohio that .Foraker does cot want to be Senator this year is proba bly based upon the same logic as that of tbe boy who concluded that he did no: want any supper. It is rather surprising to find in the com ments of the Philadelphia Jtecord on the use of other with methylated spirits, in tbe North of Ireland, the statement that "the ether habit seems to have been a natural effect of temper ance crusades and tbe suppression of tbe illicit distillation ot whisky." This is good. Ac cording to that logic the prevalence of burglary and murders would appear the natural result of reformatory efforts and the suppression of the industry of pocket-picking. The gleam of sunshine yesterday after noon, together with the weather predictions, permit the hope that April will mix in a little bright weather.with the showers. Tnn Rev. Dr. Mendenshall, of Cleve land, is reported to have let fall the tender con fession that he wrote "The Breadwinners," which promised to create a literary sensation some years ago. In doing so the reverend gen tleman has convicted himself of writing a story which started out with some signs of literary ability, but turned out to bo crude as a work of fiction and extremely one-sided in its views of eocial questions. It begins to be apparent that the policy of the Italian Government can be controlled by popular clamor as much as that of a certain great nation on this side of the ocean. Delaware has tackled the tramp Ques tion with an energy that is typified by an enact ment that tramps within that State shall be set to breaking stones on tbe public highwajs for sixty days. This law will result in tbe tramps avoiding tbe small section of territory over which it is in force. In fact, it may now be taken as a sure thing that the tramps will walk around Delaware. It is asserted by Bellamy's paper that in ISM tbe tariff will be a side-show. It may be, hut no one will doubt that in 1S90 it was a whole circus. The latest combination is a brewery com bine with an alleged 15.000,000 capital. This, a cotemporary computes, would purchase 300, 000,003 glasses of beer at tho current retail prices; but we fear that before it does so the beer will have to be heavily watered. PITHY PEESONALITIES. John Buskin's collection of poems, American and London editions, will be issued about tho 1st of May. Congressman D. A. Boody, of Brook lyn, has a ministerial face and is a prominent member of tbe Memorial Presbyterian Church. ItEV. De. Talmage'S mouth is not half so large as the pictures make it. He is by no means a homely mac, as homely men go in these days. Edwin Booth is reported to be rapidly growing mentally and physically weaker, and bis early and permanent retirement from the stage is predicted. Yon Bulow, the musician, is an excel lent and accurate Greek scholar. He is, more over, an unusually well-informed man and an entertaining talker. Bev. Dk. Mendenshall, of Cleveland, has set at rest the mooted question of the authorship of "The Bread Winners" by an nouncing himself as the man. Senatob Sanders, of Montana, says that it is inconvenient for him to sleep in" a sleeping car tor tbe reason that he is too long for tbe berths. His feet stick out at the end of the berth, to his great discomfort Mk. Blaine's gout is an occasional visi tor. It is not something he has acquired. It is an inheritance. He never earned it, and there fore does not enjoy it with tbe zeal that a self made man applies bimself to the assimilation of tbe possessions that have given him the joy of accumulation. ITALY IS IN IT. The ICecall of Fava Discussed By the Press A Variety of Opinions Some Editors Talk Fight, Some Talk Peace and Some Don't Care Bead and Take four Choice. Jfew York Sun. Of course there is cot going to be a war. Italy can't very well go to war for the purpose of making the United States alter its Consti tution. Italy simply marks her resentment, a natural feeling under the circumstances, but possibly, a little unreasoning, by recalling her Minister. There is no rnpturo, only a little strain. No citizen of the United States Is hostile to Italy or Italians. The Mafia Is a scoundrelly institution. A certain imitation of Its methods by citizens of New Orloans is con demned by the majority of Americans. But the United States can't punish a New Orleans mob any more than it can punish a New Or leans policeman lor prigging a banana from a fruit stand. A Gross Discourtesy. Mew York Press. The action of the Italian Government In or dering a snspenslon of diplomatic relations with our own Government pending an inqniry by the State Department into the New Orleans lynchings is premature and a gross discourtesy to a friendly Government. Snch action is directly contrary to tho spirit of modern diplomacy and may lead to unpleasant complications. It should only have been taken after the United States Government had passed upon the question. . Exactly what the Italian Government hopes to gain by the recall ot the Minister does not appear at this writing, but may develop hereafter. The opinion last night in diplomatic circles in Washington was decidedly that tho move Is little short of an insult to a triendly power whoso officials had shown commendable promptness and an earnest desire to obtain justice for the subjects ot the aggrieved nation. A Political Move. , New York Recorder. It is to be inferred from the radical course adopted that there is In Italy a popular senti ment regarding the New Orleans affair of the strength of which the American public has not been made aware. The Italian Ministry is new to power. Its hold on public favor cannot be firm. Premier di Rudinl apparently finds a demonstration of fervent patriotism helpful, if noi essential, to nis continuance in authority. Certainly it Is to be hoped that some such ex planation will be forthcoming for yesterday's action in a matter that should not be deemed of sufficient magnitude to seriously embroil great countries. Wo Are Not Ready. New York Herald. 1 It would be an extraordinary thing if the New Orleans lynching should be the signal for a general European war. Italy could attack this country only by sending the bulk of her navy to our shores. It would be a great strain on Italy's finances, and would so cripple her re sources as to make her a very weak ally for Germany and Austria. Russia and Franco would probably regard the absenco of an Italian fleet from the Mediterranean as a favorable opportunity for settling scores with tbe triple alliance. But If an Italian fleet should come we could muster to meet it only the following ships; The Miantonomoh, a double turreted armored mon itor, carrying four 10-incb rifled guns; un armored cruisers, the Chicago, four 8-inch guns, eight G-inch and two 5-inch cuns; the Baltimore, four 8-inch and six 6-inch guns; the Charleston, two 8-Inch and six 6-inch guns; the Philadelphia, Newark and San Frandisco, each twelve 0-inch guns; tho Atlanta and Boston, two 8-inch and six 6-inch guns; the Yorktown, the Concord and the Bennington, each six 6-inch cuns; a dozen or 15 wooden corvettes of no valne whatever In a modern sea battle and 13 old monitors, unfit to go to sea, each carrying two 13 or 15-incb smooth-bore puns. We have also one dynamite thrower the Vesuvius and one or two good torpedo boats. We could not muster, all told, a squadron capable of meeting one first-class Italian battle ship. Italian Jingoism. Philadelphia Times. A serious result seems likely to como from this embroilment only if Italy should under take to make it uncomfortable for Americans in that country. But we are so accustomed, as a nation, to minding our own business at home and leaving other nations to mind theirs, that we are not quick to pick up a quarrel, and the apparent anxiety of the Italians to find an in sult w here none was meant strikes tbe healthy American mind as childish. It none tho less puts a delicate and embarrassing duty upon tho Secretary of State, In which be will have need of his coolest judgment. The Govern, ment of the United States is so entirely with out blame in the matter that It can afford to be patient and courteous. Perhaps Mr. Blaine may yet, by persistence in soft answers, turn away King Humbert's wrath. Entirely Unnecessary. Philadelphia Prcss.l But whatever this hasty and precipitate action may bo from tho standpoint of the United States and its defective Federal legislation, from tbe standpoint of Italy the recall Is an unnecessary and unfriendly act. Conscious of Its strength, aware of its just purposes, free from dancer to Itself, and devoid of desire to attack another power, tbe United States can await with unruffled temper a return of good sense and international nmenity in Italy. No Need of Johnnie's Gan. l'ulladclphla Public Ledger. If it were not for the sensitive and restive condition of Italian politics, coincident with the downfall of the late Minister Cnspl. it is not likely that King Humbert's Government would bave been so quick to recall their Min ister from Washington, or to engage in any un fricnkly movement growing out of the Italian murders In New Orleans two weeks ago. But Marquis Rudinl'sMinistry.recoznizing the fact that they stand on an extremely uncertain foot ing at best, cannot afford to overlook a single Eoint that would allow their rivals, Crispi's ad erents, to get the least advantage and so they mist put on high pressure patriotism. Hence tbe compulsory recall ot Baron Fava, and the break In diplomatic intercourse. As for war like results we do not think that Johnnlo need be ordered to get out his gun just yet; and so far as "non-interconse" certainly of tbe per sonal kind is concerned, a little of that might have a very wholesome effect. Italy la Wrong. Baltimore Sun. In tbe present case no official report of tbe essential facts relating to the New Orlean affair has been made to or by the Government of the United States. Secretary Blaine's original dispatch to Governor Nicholls was com municated to Baron Fava when It was sent, and, naturally.a copy of Governor Nioholls' re ply was similarly communicated when it was received. Acting apparently upon these data and influenced doubtless by the exaggerated and inflammatory language ot the Italian meetings at New York and elsewhere, and un der some political pressure at home the Italian Cabinet has taken the unusual step of precipi tately recalling the Italian Minister without Writing fo"r any further or dofinito le ply from tho State Department. By so doing it certainly has not bettered its vase, if it ever bad any, against tho United States, while It has put itself clearly In the wrong. In this light, wo doubt not, the matter will be viewed at every capital in Europe, and the public opinion of the world will no pro nounced in condemnation of Italy's action. For tho rest the American people will posses their souls in patience and bear with fortitude the Interruption of diplomatic relations with the Government of King Uinberto. or rather of the Marquis di Rudinl. It may be noted, iu passing, that this gentleman, tbe pres ent Premier, like his predecessor. Crlspi, is also a Sicilian, and thatslnce the recent change ol ministry, Crisp! has been untiring in his ef forts to discredit and overthrow the adminis tration of his successor, hardly yet warm in his seat? Who knuws how much "practical poll tics" in the shape of a bid for the Sicilian votes there ruav be in all this misplacedzeal In behalf of the ruffians of the Mafia? Nothing Unusual. Toledo Commercial. There is nothing so unusual in a circumstance of that kind as to give rise to snch a strained construction as has been put upon it by sensa tion makers. The relations between the two nations are too amicable to be dlstnrbed by the personal desires of any one individual. Much harm is possible from such ill-advised reports. A Wrong Step. Cleveland Plalndealer. If tbe Italian Government wished a speedy and'satisractory settlement of the dlfllculty between the two countries growing out of the New Orleans affair it has gone the wrong way to work about it. Up to the action of yester day in Washington there were two opinions as to tho proper courso to be pursued by our Gov ernment. Now there will be but one. Uncle Ham is willing to listen to reason and go a good way to prevent a quarrel when he Is ap proached in a friendly manner, but he becomes "dreadfully set" when required under a menace to yield a point. We have our differences as to the way the administration should be conducted, but when a foreign Govorment puts a pistol to its head and demands that it surrender, all dif ferences cease and the distinction between Democrats and Republicans is lost in the patriotic feelings ot American citizens. Using plain, undiplomatic United States English it will strike the average American citizen that the "dissatisfied" Italian King has been "too previous." Not Much Danger. Cleveland Leader. Serious as tbejsituation is, there is no reason to apprehend reprisals or war. The worst has probably happened already, and there is every reason to believe that President Harrison and Mr. Blaine will bring the matter to a safe con clusion without calling an extra session of Con gress. The trouble is siniplyastnkingillustra tion of the risks we run and the trials wo en dure through the free admission Into this country of the criminal classes of Europe. It is the grossest lnjnstlce that we should be held responsible for the irregular execution of for eign cutthroats when ftireign governments as sume no responsibility for the acts of snch per sons banished to the United States and oft times assisted to emigrate. Entirely Too Hasty. Ohio State Journal. Rome was not made In a day, neither willlthe New Orleans affair, disgraceful as It is. be set tled while the Marquis can devour a dish of his favorite macaroni. Italy will be dealt with justly, in case tbe StateZof Louisiana falls to satisfy the demands of the Italian Govern ment, and the friendly interest alwavs evinced by the United States hi the growth and in creased prosperity of Italy shonld have been an argument in favor of less hasto on the part of the Premier. No Need of Fear. Cincinnati Commercial Qazettc.J As to war talk, let it be borne in mind that Uncle Sam has no reason, under any circum stances, to bo afraid. An outright declaration of war by Italy, on so slight a pretext, would mean serious consequences for that country. The heavy Ironclads of heavyarmor which Italy has purchased for her navy have, never weath ered the high seas, and have never been tried In action: and they aro likely to prove, as have those of England, unwieldy, unserviceable and behind the times. BE. M'COSH HONORED. He Receives Many Beautiful Gifts on His Eightieth Birthday. rMTCTAL TSLEGKAM TO THIS DISPATCff.t Princeton. April 1. This Is the 80th birth day of Dr. McCosh, and it has been a day of congratulations for the aged ex-President. Last cveningMrs. Robert Stuart, of New York, cave a dinner in his honor. On his return this morning he was presented by the members ot the faculty with a large silver bowl designed by Tiffany, on which are inscribed the names of the donors. A large gold pitcher beautifully designed and engraved by the same firm was presented by tbe members ot the Princeton faculty who were graduated during the 20 years of Dr. McCosh's administration and other pupils who aro now prolcssors in American colleges. A BIO PURCHASE. Joseph Chamberlain Buys Up One of the AVest India Islands. lBT DUXLAF'S CABLE COMPAKT.l London, April 1. Joseph Chamberlain has purchased from tho Government of the Ba hamas the island of Marlquana, or Mayaguana, as it is sometimes called, one of the most southerly of the group, for the purpose of cul tivating tho fiber plant. The Governor, Sir Ambrose Shew, met Mr. Chamberlain in Canada last year, and the result of the meeting was that Messrs. Chamberlain, Austin and Neville visited the Bahamas, where they spent two months Investigating tbo capabilities of tbe different island and the purchase of Marlquana, which is 23 miles in length and from three to five miles in breadth. Whoop! Hoop La! Merced Sun. Merced, tho starlit city of amphibious com roerce In summer a paradise and in winter a flower garden possessed even now of the bones and sinews and arteries of a mighty city the pride of tbe State and the apple of every eye shall assume ail the charms of rarest beauty with tbe power and luxury that wealth can give. She sits to-day at tbe feet of her own possibilities, while passing stars sing together of her coming glory. ' Will Sue the Directors. rsriCCIAI. TELEGRAM TO THI DISPATCB.J St. Louis, April 1. Receiver Lon V. Stephens, of the defunct Fifth National Bank. who out of liabilities amounting to $1,700,000 has secured depositors 93 per cent of their claims, will bring suit against the directors for the balance. Extending the Cemetery. rsrr.ciAL telkuhah to tub dispatctt.i St. Louis, April L Archbishop Peter B. Kenrick to-day sold 242 acres adjoining Calvary Cemetery, where General Sherman Is burled, to tbo Cemetery Association for 120,000. The property once belonged to Henry Clay. The Keystone Bank to Resume. Philadelphia, April 1. At an informal meeting of tho stockholders of tho Keystone National Bank yesterday it was decided to re sume business and the doors of the bank will be rojpcnedlnafcwdaysunder new manage ment. Prof. Tyndall's Condition. IB! PUNLAF'S CADLE COMFAXT. London. April L Prof. Tyndall's condition is not so favorable. He has bad another re lapse and serions apprehension Is felt for tbe result ot his illness. DEATHS OF A DAY. John Maltlmul Macdonald, Ft. Smith, Akk., April 1 John Mait- land Macdonald. a cousin of Sir John Macdonald the Canadian Premier, and one of the most re markable characters In the country, died In this elty yesterday. He was a geologist, mineralogist, mining expert, and a speculator, lie squandered three or lour fortunes In England, Au-tralla and this country. lie inherited the title of Lord Malt land from his mother. Lady Maltland, but he never assumed It. He hela a commission in tne Scotch Lancers, and was a classmate of Living stone, the explorer. For two years Macdonald was held a captive by Arabs, and was ransomed by the English Kansom Fund. He has two brothers, L. W. and L. It. Macdonald, in fct. Louis. Marchesa Murphy. London, April 1. Mrs. Murphv, the widow of Mr. Murpny, of New York and San B'ranclsco, died on Monday from syncope, the re sult of heart disease. For several years she aud her daughter have occupied the residence of Archibald Kennedy, Marquis of Allsa, In Charles street, her fame as a hostess belli? wldpsnrp.iri tlirougho.it London society. Although she did not use the title In this country, Mrs. Murphy was entitled to be called Marchesa. her husband hav ing received the patent or Marchesc from the Pope when they resided In Home. W. O. Black. Erie, April 1. "W. O. Black, one of the most prominent men In this section of the State, is dead, lie died In La Porte, lnd., and his re mains were brought to Union City to-day. De ceased was a grandson of a revolutionary soldier; laid out a part or Union City; assisted In raising three regimeuts during the late war; was a volun teer Held nurse wlih the Array of the Potomac, and since the war has been a county official and postmaster of Union City. The remains will be interred to-morrow. James Ludlngton. Milwaukee, April 1. James Lcding ton, brother of ex-Governor Harrison Ludlngton, diedatthel'lankluton House this morning, aged M years. The deceased has been a helpless In valid for 13 years from the effects or paralysis. He was an Inmate of the Newhall House at the time of the destruction or that hotel with so many lives, and was rescued by a policeman. The de ceased left a rortune or nearly foOU, (X.0. Ex-Congressman J. B. Grlnnell. MAKSHALLTOWN, Ia.,April 1. Ex-Congressman J. 1J. Grlnnell, aged 70 years, jounder or the town oi uriuneu, aiea last night after a year's Illness, or throat and constitutional troubles. He was one ot Iowa's best known men, having filled a number of official positions In the btate and Nation. Mrs. Matilda Patterson. Mrs. Matilda Patterson, wife of the 'late Major J. W. Patterson, or the One Hundred and Second Pennsylvania Volunteers, after which a post of the U. A. It. has been named, died ve.ter day at the age ot 69 years, bhe wm.one ofthe best known women in the city. Captain Ungh L. White. St. Louis, April 1. Captain Hugh L. White, aged 81 years, one or the oldest and best known Mississippi river men, died yesterday at nu rvsmvuvB u tuis vit, POST-LENTEN NUPTIALS. Several Weddings to Be Celebrated To-Day First of the Series of Art Lectures at the Pittsburg; School Social Gossip of Two Cities. Several weddings will be celebrated to-day. the most Important beine that ot Miss Martha MaryNevin acd Mr. John Broomall Bootb. Miss Nevin is a daughter of the late T. H. Nevin and the groom-elect is a member of a well-known Philadelphia family. A number of guests from Philadelphia will be present at the nuptials. Miss Florence C. Mealy, danghter of Rev. Dr. J. M. Mealy, well known in Western Penn sylvania, will to-day become the bride of Kev. W. E. Purvis, a member of the late graduating class of the U. P. Theological Seminary, of Allegheny. The wedding will take place at New Wilmington, Pa., and the Pacific coast will be the futnre home of the young couple. Miss Emma"V. McDonald, ot Osbnrn station, will chance her name to that of Arrott at 5, o'clock this afternoon, Mr. Charles Francis Arrott becomias tho happy eroom. The wed ding will be celebrated at tbe home of tho bride. Rev. A. M. Campbell will officiate. A large number of guests will be present at the nuptials. On Tuesday next, at 8 p. v.. Prof. Alex Melville Bell, of Washington, D. C, will de liver a lecture before the Academy of Science and Art, of Pittsburtr, on the subject of "Vis ible Speech Elucidated," with explanation of the orcanlc symbols, their names, their sounds, their applications, foreign languages, mission work, common school teaching and practical demonstrations. In the course of tbe lecture will be given an illustration of Shakesperian pronunciations. Printed copies will be dis tributed as memoramlia. A musical and literary entertainment will be given this evening by the Young People's Society of the Oakland M. E. Church, at Lib erty school, Ellsworth avenue. "The musical Smith family," composed of a number of prominent young musicians, will be a special feature of the evenincr. Among the performers are Mers. Harry Brockett, Ed. Derroitt, Arthnr Nevin. Mr. Sutley. Miss Grace Miller, Miss Fannlo Halletand Miss Adelaide Lair. The annual meeting of the Women's Mis sionary Society of the U. P. Church will be held in this city, in the Third Church, May 12. It promises to be well attended and delegates from all parts of the country will be presont. The railroads have granted rate reductions. The local ladies are making great preparations for the event. The County Commiss loners have granted the use of tbe old University building in which to feed the people. The regular art lectures at the Pittsburg School commenced yesterday with a very in teresting and instructive talk on ".Perspective." delivered by Artist John M. Beatty. The conrse on this subject will continue ten week, one lecture Being delivered each Wednesday. Dr. Matson will follow with a course of lectures on "Artistic Anatomy," and "Composition" will he treated also in a course afterward, making in all a very promisingserles. Social Chatter. Miss Jones, of Parcells 4 Jones, Is seriously ill. An all-dav sewing was observed by the Y. W, C. A. yesterday. Miss Neli.ii! Williams, of Oakland, and Mr. Sidney Wilmot were married yesterday. Dr. Murdoch, of the East End. and his son. Moorhead. leave in about a week for Europe. Most of their time will be spent visiting the hospitals of the largest European cities. Quite a crowd of college boys went East lasj nlzntto resume their studies after a short Easter recess. Among those who boarded the 7:15 P. M. train were Messrs. Carrol Davis, Walter Marvin. Alan Wood and friend, Mr. Goodal, of San Francisco: Irve Laughlin, Og den Edwards and Ben Wells. SOME VEBY OLD TREES. The Storms of Slany Centuries Bave Failed to Lay Them Low. Take the linden trees, for instance, says the New York Ledger, speaking of long-lived trees. One of these Is still standing at tbe vil lage of Villars-en-Molng, near the town of Morat. This was a noted tree' at the time of the battle between tbe Swiss and Charges the Bold, in Uli, and the measurements made by experts show that it was even then 500 years old. Another linden tree at Neustadt, In Vur temberg, can be proved by extant documents to have been considered noteworthy in A. D. 1226, but botanists are able to prove that its age exceeds eight centuries. There is a chestnut treo at Tamwortb, in England, which was known as a landmark when King Stephen as cended the throne, in 1135. It is 2 feet in cir cumference, five feet from the ground, and it must, so it is computed, long since have cele brated Its 1,000th anniversary. There Is a still older oak near Saintes, in France, for this has a girth near the ground of nearly 91 feet. From tbe center of tins tree to the circumference have Deen connted some 2.000 concentric annual rings, which makes it about 2,000 years old. This is, perhaps, tbe Eatriarch of the forest of all Europe. There is, owever, a cypres at Sonlma, in Lombardy, as to which botanists of high authority aie in clined to credit tbe local tradition that it was in existence in tbe time of Julius Cffisar. DLTFEBENCES AMICABLY SETTLED. The Sale of tho Clearfield Bituminous Coal Company's Property Oft Philadelphia, April 1. The difference between tbe Clearfield Bituminous Coal Cor poration and its bond holders has, it is an nounced, been settled, thereby avoiding the sale of tbe property and francbises uf tbe Com pany, which, it was stated, would take place to day here. The company has defaulted In the interest on its bonds amounting to S1.C50.000 every year since July 1, 18bd, and It was stated that the holders bad decided to sell tbe property. The basis of tbe settlement was the issne of guar anteed bonds in place of those now outstanding; Pittsburg Appreciates Genius. New York Tribune. 3 It Is pleasant to record tbe fact tbat Mr. C. S. Relubart, tho distinguished young artist, is a prophet in his own town. Tbe Art Socioty of Pittsburg (bis early home) entertained him last Thursday In a cordial and delightful fash ionthus making a precedent which other American towns would do well to remember. COMING THEATBICAL EVEHTS. The new dialect comedy, "Yon Yonson," which will bo presented at the Bijou next week, is said to be the most unique thing of tbe kind ever seen on tbe stage. It is named from the principal role, a Swedish emigrant, whose dia lect is described as irresistibly fnuny. The comedy element is, of conrse, tbe strong feat ure of tbe plav, but interwoven in it is a strong dramatic story dealing with life in tbe lumber country of Minnesota. This in itself is novel, as it is a field hitherto unknown to tbe drama tist. The role of the Swede is played by Gus Heege, an inimitable Swedish dialect comedian, while tbe company embraces such well known and capable people as Marion Elmore, Lena Merville, Esther Lynn, Sadie Connolly, Charles C. Maubury. W. E. Wilson, William Lee. Charles Stedman, Roger Harding, John W. Lince, Fred L. Hill and Julian Jordan. THE long-anticipated engagement of the "County Fair." that great success of Neil Burgess', which has enjoyed a three years' steady run in New York, begins at tbe Duquesne Theater Monday. AU tbe original features, including tho great race scene, in which three horses run a three-quarter heat at tbe top of their speed, will be given. Tbe com pany presenting the "County Fair" includes nearly every member of the original New York cast, and is particularly adapted to the presen tation of this best work of clever Mr. Bernard. One of the many features of tbe performance is the "County Fair" quartet, said to be the best that has appeared In New York in several sea sous. Tbe advance sale of seats and boxes be gins to-day. The attraction at the Grand Opera House next week will be a genuine comic opera by I. Franklin Warner entitled, "Influence; or, True Love Never Runs Smooth." The scenes take place in New York and Washington. Among the well known people are tne following: Mr. t Will Henshaw, Mr. Thomas C. Peasley, Mr. Harry W. Wright, Mr. Thomas Johnston, Miss Beatrice Goide, Miss Carrie Tutein, Miss Iva Donnette, Miss Helen de Harre and others. Sale of seats opens this morning. W. J. SCANLAN will appear at the Bijou Theater this evening and for the balance of the week in Fred Marsden's quaint Irish com edy drama, 'The Irish Minstrel." In this play Mr. Scanlan will sing "My Nellie's Blue Eyes," "What's ina Kiss," "Over the Mountain," "I Love Music." "Peek-a-l!oo" and his famous "Rose Sung." Weber and Field's company comes with a strong reputation to Harry Williams' ever popular Academy next week. "Under the Gaslight" will be the draw. Ing card at Harris' Theater, commencing Mon A day. BKITISE GOLD IN THE SOOTH. It Will Be Extensively Invested In Timber and Mining Lands. Baltimore. April L This week's Manufacturers'- Jtecord publishes extracts from the letter of an English correspondent, colding very Intimate relations to the Iron and steel and the financial circles of Great Britain, which states that the British company which has purchased property in Sequachee Valley, East Tennessee, has -50,000 capital, and the strong est English directory yet organized for opera tions In tbe South. Another syndicate has sent an eminent British expert to examine 100 acres of tlmDcr, coal and iron and fire clay lands on Licking river. In Kentucky, which will be purchased ana developed if tho expert's report Is satisfactory. A second syndicate, with a capital stock of 6,000.000, is being organized to make extensive purchases in the South, for which negotiations are now In progress. This company expects to secure Its property in time to begin work next autumn. The same writer says that tbe recent rumors that the British syndicate behind tbe Kimballtown Company, of Tennessee, has pur chased, also, tbe properties of the Tennessee Coal. Iron and Railway Coumanv in that State. and will unite ail its acquisitions under one management, are correct. This reported pur chase does not include the Alabama croperties of the Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railway Com pany. THE MOBBING SILENCE, Why It Is Conducive to Matrimonial Hap piness All Day. St. Paul l'loneer-1'ress. "Do you know," said a matron whose married life extends over a score of years, "that I at tribute In a considerable degree tbe happiness of our life to a custom which my husband any myself have unfailingly respected we never do any talking; hardly speak to one another, indeed, before breakfast. He was quite a con firmed bachelor when I married him, and he told me soon afterward that until he had taken his breakfast coffee he had tho most morose and gloomy views of everything. I thought at first this was a little peculiar, but when my at tention was thus called to it I discovered that I, too, found life much more agreeable and small bnrdens much more bearable after 1 had broken my night's fast. Many wives tell me that their most available time to "talk over thincs" is during the dressing hour. I always feel like begging them to try some other hour. It is a mental exertion to discuss tbe ways and means of this exacting existence of ours too great a one. I think, to be indulged in before breakfast." MINNESOTA LAW MAKEBS. A State Park and a National Park Scheme Engaging Legislators' Attention. St. Paul. April L The World's Fair bill was up for consideration in the House com mittee of the whole this afternoon, and after quite a fight tho amount of the appropriation for Minnesota's exhibit was placed at $75,000. exclusive of building expense, by a vote of 43 to 45. As a number of tho friends of the bill were absent. It is thought possible the amount will be raised to $100,000 when the bill comes up for fiaal passage. Tho Senate favorably acted on tho Craig Congressional reapportionment bill and tbe proposal to make a State park from 6 1,000 acres of public lands around Lake Itasca. In the House a joint resolution was passed, petition ing Congress to make a national pare out of 10.000 acres of unsurveyed Government lands on Rainy lake and Rainy river. THE B0NAPABXE HEL3. Prince Victor Selected as Such at a Meeting of the Family. rCT DUNLAF'S CABLE COJIPAXT.t London, April L A private telegram from Turin states that tbe members of the Bonaparte family assembled last night and decided to ac cept Prince Victor as the head of the dynasty, provided Prince Louis, who was named by his father as the tatter's successor, would consent. Prince Louis arrived at Turin yesterday, and was warmly welcomed by his brother, with whom he drove from the station. On entering the carriage Victor offered Prince Louis the seat of honor, when the latter said, in all seriousness: "Tbe place belongs to Your Highness." Shortly after their arrival at Mont calieri the will of Prince Napoleon was read. THE F1BST FIBM TO CONCEDE. Wernke Bros., Carriage Makers, Grant Tea Boars Pay for Nine Boora Work. SPECIAL TXLZOKAM TO TUB CISFATCH.l McKEESPORT.April L Recently the Wernke Bros., carriage makers, were notified from the district headquarters of tbe Carriage Workers' Union at Pittsburg tbat the union would ask for nine hours and ten hours' pay from this dav. Tbe firm employs 20 or more men in Its works, and tbey are union men. No negotiations were exchanged between the firm and the men until to-day. A committee called upon the firm and tbeir demand was granted at once. It is be lieved tbat this was the first firm m the district to grant the demand. WILL STBIKE FOB EIGHT H0UBS. The Plasterers of Cincinnati Send In Their Ultimatum. Cincinnati, April 1. The first demand for the eight-hour day in this city was made by 150 plasterers, who went on a strlko to-day. Tbey had demanded as long ago as last August an eight-hour day and pay at 45' cents nn hour. Tbe rule has been S3 cents an hour, with a nine hour day. At a meeting held to-day it was decided to strike, and committees were appointed to get all tbo plasterers to join them. WANAMAHEB AND THE BEADING. The Postmaster General's Interests Have Not Tet Been Purchased. Philadelphia, April L Thomas B. Wan amaker, son of the Postmaster General, this afternoon denied tbe report tbat the Vander bilts bad bought his father's interests in tbe Reading syndicate. Tbe opinion was expressed on tbe street here this afternoon tbat Mr. Wanamaker's holdincs could not be sold without the consent of the other members of the Reading pool. MANY NEW S0LDIEBS. Discovery or 25,000 Hitherto Unknown Sub jects of the Czar. IDT DUSLAP'S CABX.K COMPAIfT.t St. Petersburo. April L A letter from Kazan states tbat a large tribe, hitherto un known subjects of tbe Czar, have been discov ered in the Government and Province of Arcb abad. They are Turcoman and Kirghiz Tartars and are 25.000 in number. The officials engaged m the revision of the population report the ex istence of 72,000 pagans in tbe Government of Irkutsk. THE SNOW ST0BM IN C0L0BAD0. All Traffic In Denver Suspended for Several Morning Hours. Denver, March L The storm ceased about 3 o'clock this morning after tbegronndhad been covered with 18 inches of snow. All kinus of traffic were suspended until noon, and tbe street car lines were unable to send out any trains until nearly 11 o'clock. Tbe railroads are not interfered with and re port no blockades, except at Palmer Lake, which was raised early In tbe day. BULKELEY STILL IN THE CHALK. The Legislature Falls to Settle the Election Dispute and Adjonrns. Hartford, April 1. All efforts to end the election dispute bave failed, and this afternoon the House adjourned to the second Wednesday in November. Would Like It Free. Tbe Toledo Blade makes a few very perti nent remarks in the followlne: PEKSONA.L-UR. HAS KEMOVEU 1113 urncc to Hotel Madison. The above, with the name in full, was written in this office this morning by tbe well-known physician represented by the dasb, and was sent to tbe city editor for free insertion In the local colnmns ot to-day's Blade. As the "physi cians' code ot ethics" will not permit news paper advertising, tbe Blade will respect tbe code and use the item iu accordance with its rulings. Hebrew Journal Suppressed. IBT DONLAP'S CABLE COUPAXT.t Odessa. April L Publication of the journal Voichod, tbe chief organ of tbe Hebrews in Russia, was suspended a few days ago. It will not be allowed to reaonear. as it had reprinted articles from the history of the Hebrews tn I liussia. COBI0US CONDENSATIONS. Fifty-seven out of 97 High School prin cipals In Michigan are women. Vast coal beds are thought to underlie tbo vicinity of Blaine. Wash. The hop crop of Washington for 1890 netted $2,500,000 to that State. After 52 years of married life a New Lisbon, O., couple have applied for divorce. More than 1,200 school libraries were founded in Wisconsin and Minnesota In 1S90. Bombs were invented at Venlo in 1588, and were used first in the service of France in 163L The Canton of Nenfchatel. Switzerland, sends annually to America S00.0CO gallons of ab sinthe. "A yacht manned entirely by women," Is promised as a novelty for the next N ewport season. About all the world's production of spools can be claimed by Maine ana New Hampshire. Oats are scarce in Eastern" Oregon and Washington, and tbe farmers are glad to pay 2 cents a pound. Tape measures are made at but two places in the United States Brooklyn, N. Y., and Cleveland, O. A man at Gate City, "Wash., has been arrested for stealing a sawmill and carting it a distance of 20 miles. Jefferson City complains of the dull cess in Its police court since the adjournment of tbe Legislature. More note paper in proportion to the population is sold in the United States than in any other country. The Legislature of Nevada passed an act allowing 1 cents from the Treasury for each gopher destroyed. A dish of escalioped oysters, prepared by one of tbe young ladies of tbe Mexico Cook ing Club, has resulted in an engagement. A pocket was struck in a dry claim at Osceola, Nev.. recently, from which S2.000 was taken with a rocker in less than two hours. An Atchison preacher gives so much to the church tbathis wife has to give music les sons to make up the expenses of the family. It is affirmed that in Gunnison county. Col., there are three hills of solid iron and manganese ores fiOO, 1,000 and 1,100 feet high. A witness in a contested will case at Philadelphia said the testator was not a hard drinker, as "he only took 25 or SO drinks a day." A physician of Otsego. Mich., has been mulcted in 1,250 for publicly reporting tho cause of a patient's illness, as he diagnosed it. There is an Alliance barber shop in Sedan, where the price of a hair cut is 5 cents, of a shave or a shampoo 10 cents, and all three for a quarter. It is estimated by the authorities in New Hampshire that summer boarders and tourists leave 5o,000,0CO in that State and most of it goes into the hands of farmers. A peculiar and fatal disease has broken out among the horses in Kent county, Ky. It affects the back, redering the animals' limbs useless, and death eiuues in a few honrs. Bayonets were invented at Bayonne in 1G70. First used In England in 1693. At first these had wooden handles fitting; into the gun, but in 1C99 the socket bayonet was introduced. May 13, 1863. at about 6 P. at, the Sixty-Second United States Colored Infantry fired the last volley of tbe Civil War. It was between Boca Chlco strait and White's rancbe, Tex. The Nevada Legislature having refused to appropriate money for the traveling ex penses of the District Judgts one of them has bought a bicycle on which to make bis magis terial circuit. "As blind as a mole" must henceforth take Its place In the waste heap of shattered similes. A German naturalist has demon strated that moles have eves and that they can see as well as other animals. The "Whitewater river has disappeared from sight in Los Angeles county. The railroad station at Whitewater now has to be supplied with water brought from the Sierra Madre Mountains, a distance of several miles. At a Salvation Army meeting in Boston the other day a Hindoo speaker declared tbat he finds more spiritual darkness in America than he ever feund in India. At which an en thusiastic bearer snouted, on general princi ples: "That's so: bless the Lord." Oxford county, Me., people are laugh ing at a fire company, tbe members of which were in such haste to get to a fire that they didn't even stop to collect ladders, hose, buckets or pumps to take with them in fact, didn't even think of these Important articles until they reached tho burning building. Topeka, the one city in Kansas in which it had been claimed by the Prohibitionists that prohibition actually prohibited, was thunder struck to-day by the discovery of a saloon in tbe business center directly opposite the post- office and only one block from the Metropolis tan police headquarters, which had been In operation since lb&S. A wedding in high life took place at Port Townsend last Monday, when tbe Prince of Wales, eldest son of the late Dnke of York, head chief of tbe Clallam tribe, and Princess Bessie Jackson of tbe royal bonse f Clallam were united In holy matrimony. Queen Vic toria, tbe groom's mother, was expected to grace tbo festivities, but she was so busy dig gins: clams tbat she sent her rezrets. As preliminary to a betrothal in certain parts of llolland, tbe young man calls at tho bouse of his Inamorata's parents and asks for a match with which to light his cigar. In tbe meantime tbe parents hunt up his character and antecedents, and be calls twice more for the same purpose, when, it found acceptable, tbe betrothal Is consummated. It Is said tbat an engagement thus made has never been can celed. A resident of Auburn, N. Y., has a hat in bis possession which is over 150 years old. "The hat my father wore," "Grandfather's hat" and "Where did yon get that hatT" aren't a circumstance compared with this ancient tile. It is a beaver, with a genuine bell top. and was made in New York City. A bit of silk facing is on tbe top and bottom of the top part of the rim. This was to allow the raising of tbe bat without ruffling the fur. A prominent scientist relates that one day during tbe summer be observed a large hornet vainly endeavoring to lift and carry away a locust. Tbe hornet, after several at tempts, evidently concluded tbat tbe W6lght was too great to lift, and. after resting awhile, put In operation a plan be appeared to bave thought out. He dragzed the locust some CO feet away to a tree, np which, little by little, he hauled It until the top was reached, when the bornet flew off in triumph with Its prey. A Detroit man with a Psyche knot, a knob of twisted flaxen hair pinned to tbe top of his bead, sat serene in tbe Lyceum Theater last night and never once raised bis eye from tbe programme, while a hundred eyes gazed and wondered. His complexion was lair, and as be smoothed back tbe lover's locks in a most natural feminine manner, people wondered some more. He qnietly blew in at tbe theater, spoke to no one and quietly blew out with tbe last end of tbe crowd and went slushing; through tbe rain into the darknesss. AS TOU LIKE IT. Detective (canght at last by Cupid) Don't take j our hand away rrom mine, dear. It's the nrettlest. smoothest, shapeliest little hand I ever saw. His dear Yon only say that to flatter me. Detective-No. Indeed. I mean It. (With en thusiasm) What a perfectly splendid pickpocket you'd maVel-CMeago Tribune. Miss Palisade I have just heard that your brother has lost two or his fingers. I am so sorry, and the pain must have been frightful. Miss Brainy (from Uoston) Oh, the pain was nothing, but Just think (sobbing). He won't be able to tie his own neckties any more. CtotMer and Iirnitner. "There's no satisfying a woman's whins," said the long-necked man. No?" said the man with tbe bad elmr. ".No. Just take her maid, for Instance. She alwavs expects the girl to be both a ready maid and a maid to order." Indianapolis Journal. "You can't do any business with me," said the new settler to the village doctor. "1 In tend to be my own doctor." That's all right." returned the physician. Let me introduce you to my brother, the under taker." Tommy Jones Say, mister, I want to get a pair o' gloves. Furnisher Kid gloves? Tommy-"Xaw! Naw! What a' you glvln' u? O loves fur grown parsons. Binghamton Leaner. HIS ECONOMY. He taught bis wife the sin of dress With eloquence and power. And then played billiards all daylong At 60 cents an boar. Cloak Bsvlrm. A f itfifriV5 risArif '-f iJNswa-aHiafcaj -- yUm