aaafij MiTfTfTri T f mW'W-W ''."mf- THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, -WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1891. wmmmm k Btgjralqj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY :& Vol. 46, J.o. 5J Entered at Pittsburg Postoffice, Tvoveinbcr 14, lasr, astecond-cla&sinatier. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE. BOOM II, TEIBUSE BUILDING. NEW YORK, -where complete files or THE DISPATCH can always be lonnd. Foreign advertisers appreciate tbe con venience. Home advertisers and friends of THE l'lbl'ATCH. while In ew York, are also made welcome. TUB DISPATCH is regularly on sale at JJrrof emo's. 5 Union Square. JVew York, and 17 Are. de rOpeta, Paris, .France, where anyone uho hat been disapvointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. " TERMS OF TITE DISPATCH. rOSTAbl TREK IS THE UNITED ETATXS. Datlt Dispatch, One Year f M Datlt Disr-ATCH, Per Quarter 100 Dailt Dispatch, One Month TO Dailt DisrATCH. Including Sunday, 1 year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday,3m'ths S60 Daily Dispatch, including fcundav. Im'th SO Sunday Dispatch, One Year !50 Weekly Dispatch, One iear 13 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at Tlccnts per week, or Including Sunday edition, at II cents per -week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY. APR. 1, 1891. TO SUBSCRIBERS, Patrons of THE DISPATCH chancing their residence ahould promptly farni&h this office with their new addresses, either per sonally, by postal card or through Carrier. By prompt compliance with this request In terruption in the delivery or THE DIS PATCH will be avoided. ITALY'S rEKEMFTORT ATTITUDE. The withdrawal of the Italian Minister from 'Washington, on account of the New Orleans massacre, is a Yery strong expression of dissatisfaction. It gains additional seriousness from the intimation of more eerious acts, which that step frequently precedes. But though the rather peremp tory action of Italy may, as is said, "smell strongly of gunpowder," it does not neces sarily imply that war must follow. The suspension of diplomatic relations by leaving a Minister's post vacant has been used as a method of expressing displeasure, in several cases without any danger of hos tilities. If we mistake not, that very course was taken by this Government toward Italy, during the Cleveland administration, while, tinder the same administration, the Aus trian mission was left vacant to the end of its term, because its appointees were not sat isfactory to this Government. It is possible that the withdrawal of Baron Favo can be construed to imply no more than this strong expression of the dissatisfaction of Italy; but it is also necessary to recognize that it indicates a possible determination to secure prompt and vigorous redress. With regard to such an intention on the part of Italy, it may be well to imagine what the course of this Government ought to be, if a number of American citizens had been murdered by a Neapolitan mob. It is not too much to say that we would expect the general Government to be vigorous and imperative in calling for redress; and, if it was not promptly conceded, to take the most urgent steps necessary to secure the pro tection of American citizens everywhere. "While we may regard the action of Italy as -hasty and unnecessarily harsh, it is no more than fair to perceive that, if the conditions were reversed, we would applaud our Gov ernment for doing the same thing. Pending further developments this coun try can indulge in some reflection as to whether it desires to be involved in a foreign war because the people of New Or leans prefer to govern themselves by mob law. A LIMIT TO EXTORTION. The report appeared yesterday in connec tion with the redaction in the price of sugar that the Sugar Trust has made an agree ment with Claus Sprcckels. It is to the effect that a division of territory has been 'made, Spreckels confining his operations to the Pacific coast, and the trust taking as its field the territory east of the .Rocky moun tains. Reports of such a combination have appeared periodically ever since Spreckels commenced to build his refinery at Phila delphia. They have heretofore proved false. The present story may be true or it may be false. The principal reason for dis crediting it is that the excessive profits by trust tactics are now so limited that it is hardly worth while to get up the combina tion. If such an agreement should turn out to have been made, it will amount to a demon stration of the wisdom of the reduction in the sugar duty made by the McKinley bill. The report says that the big operators will wipe out the reduction of price by the new tariff "and make sugar dearer than it is now." But by the new tariff duty this is made impossible. Under the tariff a com bination of refiners may raise prices so as to secure the full benefit of the half-cent duty, which went into effect to-day, but they can go no further. The minute they go beyond that half-cent margin, the whole sugar sup ply of the world comes into competition with them. The Dispatch has held that the half-cent protection is larger than re quired, but it is satisfactory to know that the ability of any combination to extort hizh prices is limited to that extent, and is fully 2 cents per pound less than under the old tariff law. It is extremely doubtful whether any such combination as that reported has been made. Whether it is or not, it is a fact that the lowering in the price of sugars means a permanent reduction of not less than 2 cents, r what the people would have to pay under the old tariff, and probably 3 cents less than was extorted in the palmy days of the Sugar Trust- NO JHsGOISM WANTED. Concerning the differences of Newfound land with the British Government, the Brooklyn Standard- Union remarks: "Sup pose Newfoundland should officially ask us for annexation and protection what would we do about it? And what would they say at Halifax and Bermuda? It is a pity the last Congress did not appropriate 540,000, 000 for new ships of war. We may want to take in Newfoundland and the Sandwich Inland1!." As an example of the stupidity of Ameri can jingoism, this is unexcelled. If the effect of a 40,000,000 appropriation for naval vessels would have been to draw us into a war for the acquisition of a barren island like Newfoundland and a remote group like the Sandwich Islands, we can only regard it as one of the mysterious bless ings of Providence that Congress did not dare to exceed its billion record. If those islands cost us no more than the $40,000,000 in the first place, they would be extrav agantly dear at the price. But if. as is hinted in this outburst of jingoism, the cost and probable ruin of a naval war should be added to that sum, it would be hard to im agine any way in which the nation could waste its blood and treasure for more incon siderable objects. Concerning all this talk of aunexation, it should be borne in mind that this country is very large already. There is sufficient diversity of interest between the people of California and those of the Atlantic coast, and between Louisiana and Maine. It is not necessary to exaggerate these incongru ous elements by taking in more remote countries. A government which rules its remote Territories on the imperial plan can afford to maintain possessions thousands of miles away. But one founded on the idea of giving the people of every part an equal voice in the Government, should try to lo cate its possessions so as to maintain a rea sonable harmony of interests between its various sections. The close relations of Canada to this country indicate that such a harmony might exist. The political union of that country with ours is to be regarded as a possibility when it can be done pacifically; and not be fore. All the territory that has to be con quered by force of arms is not worth having, to a democratic Government. Beyond that the idea of starting out on a crusade to gobble up remote islands is the most per nicious nonsense ever preached to a repub lican and pacific nation. MILITARY AND CIVIL POWER. The interchange of telegrams between the Sheriff of Westmoreland and the Governor, relative to the suppression of the riots in the coke regions, and the use or the State arms by the deputy sheriffs, raises a point which should be clearly understood. The position of the Governor in the matter is strictly cor rect; bnt it should be coupled with a clear understanding that the moment the civil power in any section is unable to repress disorder, the State military authority will take prompt and rigorous action. The Governor is entirely right in declar ing that the civil power must be exhausted to repress disorder before the military power of the State can be invoked. The use of military methods is a grave resort, only to be called into operation when the more equitable metnods of civil law have proved insufficient From the statement of the facts given yesterday, this was not the case in the coke regions. The representation of the Sheriff was practically that he wished to use one company of the State force as his deputies, and to arm them with the State arms. This presents a dilemma, either side of which is inadmissable. If the men thus employed were considered merely as depu ties would be taking the arms of the State beyond the control of the State officers, and dacing them where they might not be at the command of the State should emer gency require their use. If the company thus used were regarded as a part of the militia acting under the Sheriffs orders it would be tantamount to the exertion of mil itary power under the command of a civil officer. Under the facts as presented the course of the State authorities must be ac cepted as correct. Nevertheless it is necessary to say that when mobs of a thousand strong attack property and assault men exercising the individual right of honest labor, it presents strong prima facie evidence that the State's power should be promptly exerted to restore order and secure protection. Such things ought not to be possible in a civilized country, and when they are perpetrated, there should be thorough suppression. In the fact that the riots were permitted to reach the degree tbey did, there was an error of judgment on the part of the Sheriff lie should either have made so vigorous a use of the power within his hands as the civil officer, as to suppress the riots, or he should have notified the Governor that his power was exhausted, and that the power of the State must intetvene. That a man, en gaged in the task of summoning whatever power he can find to prevent infraction of the laws should try to establish a mixture of the civil and military power is natural and perhaps excusable. Nevertheless, it is a necessary and vital rule that the two shall be kept separate, and that the military power shall be held in reserve, as a final resort, to be used onlv when the authority of the civil power is successfully defied. But it should be understood that the in sistance of the State authorities on this rule is not from any sympathy with those who are disposed to override law and individual rights. The rule of order must be main tained in every section, if the entire military power of the State should be necessary to" maintain it. IT SHOULD BE GENERAL. A very commendable step has been taken by the Government in appointing an edu cated Indian girl, long n teacher at the Carlisle Iudian school, a special agent in the Indian Bureau and sending her to work at the agencies. The only possible criticism on such a policy is that is has not been adopted sooner and more generally. It is a waste of effort to educate the younger Indians, and then send them back without fixed employ ment, to be overcome by the surroundings of savagery and dependence. Yet this has been done with the great mass of the young In dians educated in the Eastern schools. If those who are educated are given employ ment and official position at the agency the effect on their parents would be stronger than a regiment of soldiers, both as an incentive to education and in the way ol increasing their loyally to the Government authority. It is quite possible, too, that their services might result in securing to the Indians the full benefit of the appropriations made for their support. It is to be hoped that the policy indicated by tbis single appointment will become general. THE WEST AND THE RAILROADS. The article by Sidney Dillon in the cur rent number of the Korth American Review is' chiefly remarkable for the ignorance dis played by Mr. Dillon in treating certain parts of his subject. As be is President of the Union Pacific Eailway, Mr. Dillon's statement about corporation matters will be received as coming from one who should know what he wants to say; but attacks on the newspapers for criticising Western rail road construction and management are not within his province.. Mr. Dillon says: Although benefits arising from railway con struction are so obvious, no one asserts that railways hare been laid from philanthropic motives; and, therefore, since among the pro moters, contractors and capitalists who have done the work we find men who have acquired largo fortunes. Western railroad construction and management in goneral have been bitterly and frequently attacked by the press, and bare been and are now the subject of much hostile legislation. This sort of legislation proceeds on the theory that the railroad is a public enemy; that it has its origin in the self ish desire ot a company of men to make money out of the public; that It will destroy the public unless it is kept within bounds; snd that it is impossible to enact -too many laws tending to restrain the monster. No sane man ever believed that railroads have been laid from philanthropic motive, nor has any man ever entered into the rail road business from such motives. No one expects railroads to be managed for the ex clusive benefit of the public, and unless they were, they could not come under the,, head of philanthropic institutions. That the "Western managements have been at tacked because certain men have acquired large fortunes is untrue; but the charge is that large fortunes have been acquired by dishonest means. The so-called attacks have not been directed against the men or their fortunes, but against methods. The cry has been against abuses, and Mr. Dillon's artiele shows the protest has not been in vain. No legislation has yet been supported by the reputable press on the ground that the railroad is a publio enemy. Railroads are recognized to be possessed of a great number of the good qualities claimed for them by Mr. Dillon in another part of his article. But these good qualities are no excuse for the perpetuation of dishonest methods in their management suoh as the record of Mr. Dillon and his close associate, Mr. Jay Gould, eminently illustrate. The Democratic gerrymander of Ohio, which gives the Democrats fourteen ont of the twenty-one members of Congress, is defended by the New Yotk World by reference to a Re publican gerrymander which gave that party sixteen members. At the same time the Wold points ont that as the average Republican majority in Ohio Is but 18,600, "a perlectly fair districting of the State, were it possible, would divide the delegation nearly evenly between the parties, giving the Republicans one ma jority." In other words, the World's logic Is to the effect that since the Republicans of Ohio have ignored fairness and justness the Demo crats are justified in doing the same thing. The pot-and-kettle argument is still prevalent in the columns of party organs. "A York County farmer had born on his farm recently a calf that is said to possess some of the features of a dog, a colt and a camel. For an anomaly like this we venture to suggest the name 'Mugwump,'" remarks the Philadel phia Press. Of coarse. If it bad been a regu lar calf, with the natnral instinct of that foolish animal for sustenance from the publio teat, it would have thoroughly typified the common place partisan and especially the editors of the party organ. The pending bill in the Legislature for bidding the public exhibition of physical de formities for gain, might check a rather preva lent nuisance if thore uas any reason to believe that it wonld bo more than a dead-letter law. A bather striking illustration Of tho spread of woman's sphere is afforded by the I fact that two young women have just been awarded first and second prizes for designs for the building for the display of woman's work at the Chicago World's Fair. Both of them are graduates of the Department of Architecturo In tho Boston Institute of Technology. Their success indicates that the day is coming when women will take a leading share in designing domestic architecture, the onlv drawback to that prospect being the probability that our future homes will be largely made up of cup boards, closets and kitchens. The joy that was born of the hope that the Galena would no longer be eligible for re pairs is dashed to the ground by tho fact that the old vessel has been floated and is now a subject for repairs to an unlimited degree. The only mitigation to the political activity which this promises In the Portsmouth district Is the fact that Maine has passed a ballot reform law. There was hope that since the McCoy Hatfield feud was made up, peace might event ually be declared between the Now York Sun and the ex-President; but the political ven detta wages more fiercely than ever. That resolution of Mr. Keatiog's that, as tho Supreme Court has left nothing for Councils to do, that body should adjourn till it is time to consider tho appropriation ordi nance next year, might be amended so as to contain a valuable suggestion. If it should in clude an instruction to the Finance Committee to use the interim in preparing Iho appropria tion ordinance so that it can be Introduced in time for discussion and amendment, it will se cure a decided improvement over the way in which things have bsen done in late years. Some Western papers are beginning to talk about young Hearst as a possible Senator in a few years. They base their talk upon the purchasing power of the $20,000,000 left him by his father; but as the young man contemplates starting a daily naper in New York a few years hence, he may not bo able to pay the regular price for the honor. Herb Most, the Anarchist, talked him self into a torrent ot perspiration in Boston the other night, and thereby gave the lie to the as sertion that he and his ilk never take a bath. The fact that while there has been a great deal of political wind-jamming about reciprocity, the New York Central Railroad has made a contract which gives the Canadian Pacific a lull trunk line connection to New York city, may contain a hint as to where the real power to settle the question is located. Did the contract contain any agreement on the part of the Central to stop that corporate at tempt at shutting the Canadian railways out of the traffic with the Northwestern States? There seems to be necessity for a warn ing to the falsely reported sockless Simpson ot Kansas. He is developing a habit of after dinner speaking at New England banquets, which makes it pertinent to point out to hiru Mr. C. M. Depew and Q. Cleveland as exam ples of what habit comes to when It grons on a man. The story of a fox hunt in which the fox was chased 350 miles, gives rise to the satisfying reflection that the hunters must have suffered as much as their victim. The recent ruling of a Philadelphia court on that trust fund bequest of Benjamin Franklin's to the city of Philadelphia has pro duced many comments on the mistake of lay men in attempting to draw np their own wills without knowledge of the law of bequesis. But as Franklin's will has been sustained, while that of one of the greatest lawyers of the day. Mr. Tilden, was upset, the case in favor of lawyer-drawn wills does pot seem as strong as some of our friends wonld put it. Ex-Sekator Tabor, ,of Colorado, who wants to be Chief of the World's Fair Mining Bureau, is making a mistake. He should apply for the position of chief of the frilled nlcht shirt bureau, as he is admitted to be a con noisseur in everything pertaining to those use ful garments. Strikers who throw bombs may, meta phorically speaking, find themsjlyes hoist by their own petard. Asother announcement comes from the lake ports that the largest owners of lake ton nage are firm In the combination to keep ves sels tied up until May 15, in order to put up rates. They have the privilege to keep their vessels idle it they choose individually; but the fact that if there is any freight offering the other vessel owners will make the money is likely to prove one of the strongest arguments to their minds why they should not exercise the privilege. There are intimations that the Tam many police justice who called Mr. Anthony Comstcck a liar from the bench the other day was acting on the principle of the pickpocket ttho cries "stop thief" while trying to get away with the swag. Sugar is now cheaper, but feminine sweetness will remain as dear as ever. Yea, Verily! Chicago limes. ' 'John J. Ingalls' prominence as a Farmers' Alliance candidate for President is likely to drive Senator Leland Stanford Into an Insane asylum, politics Is a bard road to travel, THE APRIL HEAVENS. Some Remarkable Stellar Attractions That May Be Seen Tills Month Jupiter Will Come to the Front as tho Most Conspicu ous ot the Planets. The fourth month of the year presents many attractions for those who follow wlth.unwaver ing Interest the ever-cbanging movements of the sun and his family of worlds, and, while not especially notable in an astronomical sense, says the New York Times, it still has sufficient to engage the attention of the star gazr. The sun has now passed through a little more than half of Its apparent journey between its south erly and northerly standing points. On March 20. when it crossed the line, U dashed past the half-way house In its course across the firma ment, and for the next six months It will be north of the equinoctial. The duration of the daylight hours is now slightly In excess of that of the period of darkness, and (be margin be tween them wil keep on broadening until the closing days of June. This Is true for all of the earth north of the equator, but south of that line the opposite conditions will prevail. The April moon does not come until the 8th, as there Is over a week of the old moon re maining; when the rnunth begins. On the 9th there is conjunction with Mercury, but the crescent is almost too close to the sun to admit of the meeting being seen, even If the planet was Itself visible. On the 11th there will he conjunction with both Mars and Neptune, thowlne that tho god of war and the god of the ocean are very close together. Our satellite draws near to Saturn on the 18th, and closes the monthly round with a call upon the far distant Uranus on the 23d, tneday of full moon. Jupiter Most Conspicuous. Jupiter again comes prominently to the front as the most conspicuous of the planets. Emerg ing from the infolding rays ot the sun, he has for some time been plainly visible to early risers an hour or so before the dawn. To-day there is only 20 minutes difference between Venus and Jupiter the former is drawing nearer the sun ai the latter Is separating from it so that the Interval between the two planets will be decreasing until they are in conjunction. This takes place on the 9th, and will be one of tho events of the season In the astronomical world. The two planets will ap pear almost touching, and no finer opportunity could be wished for making a comparison be tween these two groat rivals of the starry heavens. Venus is making her way toward the sun, and on the 1st rises less than two hours before the sun appears above the eastern horizon. As she travels toward superior conjunction she at the same time recedes from the earth, her semi-diameter naturally decreases, and with it her brilliancy. She has been fair to see for many weeks, and although she will not lay aside her starry crown for some little time to come, her rival, Jupiter, is gaining rapidly upon her, and will fairly outshine her before iier present course as a morning star nas Deen fully run. Her varied phases have been charming ever since she bung tremulous with brightness in the golden sunset, and then dis appeared as evening star to reappear soon ajraln on the other side of the sun, shining with a brilliancy eclipsing all else in the early morning sky. Saturn, Mercury and Neptune. Saturn has been rising earlier and earlier, and is now visible almost the entire night, boing in plain sight as soon as there is sufficient dark ness for any of the stars to be visible, and com ing to our meridian about 10:15. This means that tho planet will bear south at that time, and It will bo about the same height above the hori zon that the sun is at noon. There are no par ticularly bright stars near him, so that bis pale yellow light, with perhaps, during peculiar atmospheric conditions, a light-grayish tinge, renders him quite easily distinguished. Those who are so fortunate as to have access to tele soopes will find a study ot the three rings and the eight moons most interesting. The planet is in the constellation of the Lion, his right as cension being 10 hours 55 minutes, aud bis declination 9 11' north. On tho 19th he 13 in conjunction with the growing moon, the two beiug about three degrees apart, and the moon too near too tun ior proper scenic enect. Mercury has sufficient stability to remain an evening star during the month of April. On the 19th he gets to the end of the rope that con nects him with the sun, and at that time, if we look about a point to the northward of where tho sun sinks to rest, we shall see his faint light, for a short time only, however, as he never gets very far away from the luminary around which he revolves. Neptune is an evcnlngstar, and is to be found in the constellation of the Bull, which Orion is bo vainly striving to conquer. In the early evening the planet is well In the southwest part uf the heavens. On tho 11th he is to be fairly well located by the moon, with which he is in conjunction, and again on the 28th by a some what similar meeting with Mars. Uranus Through a Telescope. Uranus is morning star, and maintains his position fairly close to tho bright star Splca in the constellation of the Virgin. He is In oppo sition to the sun on the 20th, and will be very favorably situated at that time for observation, and can be seen with unaided vision. He sets at the time tho sun rises and rises as the latter sets. The smallest telescopes show this planet as a star.and to recoenlze hli disk a magnifying poworof at least 100 should be used. As seen in a large telescope, the planet has a decided sea-green color. No markings have ever been seen to a certainty on the disk, and, therefore, no changes which could be due to an axial ro tation have ever been established; bnt it may be regarded as certain that it does rotate In tho same plane In which its two satellites revolve around it. Mars sets a little after 9 o'clock In the even ing, and is therefore an evening star. He is traveling eastwaid and northward, so that the time of his setting varies but little from night to nignr. ud me inn ne is in conjunction with the crescent moon; but two degrees separate the two; the planet, however, has become so small that it is hardly conspicuous enough to attract very much attention. The conjunction -nith Neptune on the 28th has been already re ferred to. Observations of this planet show that changes are continually taking place In Its various lakes and canals. The latter are at times hidden from our sight and their size va ries in width from 37Jf to lSb miles, while in some instances their length measures more than S.365 miles. All or nearly all divide In two parts, which process of duplication is most wonderful, as in a period of 24 hours the trans formation occurs simultaneously along the whole length of the canal. When it is to take place the canal, until then single and clear like a black line, becomes nebulous and grows wider. Changes In tho Martean Lakes. These changes In the Martean lakes ana canals, although not explicable by our experi ence, appear from Scbiaparelll's observations to evince a regularity of sequence, and to be connected with the seasons. It Is interesting to observe in connection with Mars that wo can take note of its winter snowstorms, and there are actually photographic records of a snowfall in one of which, taken the second night, the snow-covered area is a great deal vaster than in the one taken the first night. In fact, it might, with considerable truth, be said that we know actually more about the noles of Mars than the poles of the earth. In the northern heavens we now see the Little Bear passing above the horizontal posi tion which he had not quite reached last month, while the Great Bear ts overhead and inverted. Kins Cepehus is now immediately below the pole, and, like many an earthly monarch, is standing on bis head in a most unkingly atti tude. Cassiopoia is where It always can be found, on the opposite side of the pole star to that occupied by the Dipper. In the southern sky the great sea serpent. Hydra, occupies the leading position. This is the longest and nearly the largest of the constellations. The ruling ecliptic constellation for the month Is the Lion, easily distinguished by the Sickle, in the handle of which is tho beautifully bright star, Regulus. In the East there is Bootes, under neath which are the stars of the Serpent, In the West Taurus Is passing from sight. Tho Twins, followed by the Lesser Dog, are ap proaching the mid-west, or prime vcrncal, and hang like glorious crowns over Orion as he passes toward his setting place. NO TB0UBLE IS FEABED At the Pine Ridge Agency, According to the Government Physician There. Washington, March 31. The Commis sioner of Indian Affairs nas just received the following from Dr. Charles A. Eastman, a full, blood Sioux and the Government physician at the Pine Ridge Agency in South Dakota: "The papers have been reporting me as say ing there will be trouble in the spring. You know what I said to you in regard to this mat ter. There Is no dancer. 1 am more confident of this now than when I saw you. American Horse came into my office to-day. He said to me: 'Tell the Commissioner and the General 1 shall stand true to my word and position in re gard to the trouble. I have not said one word to give the report. I don't know how the re porters got the idea, but I think some of my enemies have lied about me.' " Tersely Told Truth, Forest (l'a.) Democrat. It Is worth remembering that no paper Is printed especially for ono person no more than a hotel Is built especially for one guest. People who become very much displeased with some thing they find in a newspaper should remem ber that the very thing that displtases them Is exactly the thing that pleases somebody who has just as much interest. Jn the paper as they haye, WIVES IN ENGLAND. An Explanation of the Intricacies of the Jackson Case London Spectator. . The Court of Appeal on Thursday gave a most important decision. Mr. Jackson, of Clitberoe,.had vainly urged bis wife to live with bim, and,-after obtaining a decree for res titution of conjugal rights, seized her by force, and kept her locked up, though not ill-treated. In his house at Blackburn. Mr. Justice Cave decided that he was within bis right, but' the Lord Chancellor, Lord Esher, and Lord Justice Fry practically reversed the decision, pointing out that Imprisonment as a means of enforcing the restitution of conjugal rights had been abolished by statute. The Lord Chancellor, in giving judsment, declared that the dicta of the old law-books as to the husband's right of chas tising his wife and keeping her detained, must be held to be obsolete, though the latter would revive it she were caught in the act of eloping with another man. A well-conducted wife may, however, legally qnit her husband at her own discretion. The decision, which allows separation at will, though not divorce at will, has come on the public with something of a surprise, the old traditions retaining their hold; but it is in accordance with modern sentiment and manners, and with the European principle that marriage, to be sacred, must be voluntary. It is probable that some difficult questions will arise as to the husband's right to leave the wife a case incessantly arlslnc under the Poor-Law and as to the husband's liability for a wife's necessaries after she has quitted bim; but all decisions on those points must in f uturo be affected by this one. It was added that, after this decision, a husband, in resorting to force to seize his wife, nould be guilty of contempt of court. GEOBGE AND JEHBY. The Single Tax Man and the Kansas Con gressman Havo a Peculiar Race. New York, March 8L Henry George called on Hon. Jerry Simpson, at the Windsor Hotel, yesterday. The Kansas statesman was sur prised to see bis favorite philosopher in a bi cycle suit. Mr. George explained that ho had come in from a long spin over the country roads on a wheel. Mr. Simpson was rash enough to ex press credulity at Mr. George's cycling ability, "You take a car and I'll take my wheel, and wo will see who gets to the Manhattan Single Tax club first," retorted Mr. George, and the challenge was accepted. The distance is 1 miles. Mr. George was at the club ten minutes in advance of his Kansas admirer, and the two reformers took luncheon together. Two Interesting Notes. Journal of Finance. There is only ono important freight shipper in the wholo country who refuses rebates, drawbaoks and such subterfuges to beat the lnter-Stato commerce law. This solitary citi zen is Andrew Carnegie. Every day adds to Boston's prospects of be coming the electric headquarters of the coun try. It will not be surprising if the financial offices of the Westlnghouse system be estab lished there with Charles Francis Adams for president. Beating the Tariff. Chicago News. A genius living In Arizona has mastered the intricacies of the tariff question. Living on the border line, ho feeds his hens on the cheap grain of Mexico and builds tholr nests in the United States. By this reciprocating arrange ment Mexican eggs are Hid down in the United States free of duty. It is scarcely necessary to add that the inventor of this scheme Is a native of Maine. PABAGBAPHIC PEBSONALS. Mrs. Cleveland has been offered $1,000 for two articles on her college life. Mrs. Harrison, the author of the new morbid English novel, "The Wages of Sin," is a daughter of the late Charles Kingsley. Archdeacon Fakrar's story of early Christianity, "Darkness and Dawn," is now in press. It is based on authentic records. Prof. Sumner, of Yale, who went to Eu rope In Jannary for his health, has derived no benefit, and will remain abroad the rest of the year. W. W. Story, the sculptor and poet, has propared a volume of essay:, which Is now in press. It Is to bo called "Excursions in Artand Letters." John Plankinton, the tetired pork packer, who died in Milwaukee the otbor day worth $20,000,000, was a butcher In Pittsburg from 1832 to 18M. General Pacheco, Mexican Minister ot Pablic Works, resigns his post to establish an industrial colony at Motiorongo, where he will teach Mexican boys to raise sugar. Verestchagin, the Russian artist, whose pictures wero on exhibition in Carnegie Hall, Allegheny, can afford to ride, though a literal translation of his name is "Walk a Mile." Worth, the Paris dressmaker, is indig nant that so many dresses sold here under his name are mere fabrications by less talonted au thors. The international copyright act must be amended somehow to stop these plagiarisms. Dr. John Hall, of New York,is reported as saying that he finds it a means of grace to stand before one of the great store windows in Broadway and thank the Lord for the large number of things in that window ho can do without. MLLE.SECARD, who is said to be very beau tiful, was the Queen of the Paris washerwomen in the Mi Careme parade this year. She had the unanimous suffrages of 83,000 washerwomen, and although Queen for one day only, she was robed in white satin embroidered in gold, and was seated on a throne covered with crimson velvet, flecked with golden bees. DEATHS OF A DAY. Earl Granville. London, March 31. Lord Granville, the distinguished statesman, who had been slowly sinking for several days, died this afternoon. He was born in 1815. Hewas twice elected member of the House of Commons for Morpeth and repre sented Lichfield from 1341 to IMS, when ne suc ceeded his father In the House of Lords. In De cember, 1831. he succeeded Lord Palmerston as Minister of Foreign Affairs In Lord Russell's cab inet, and In 1855 was appointed 1'resldcntof the Council. He resigned In 1858. He was again Pres ident of the Council In the Cabinet of Palmerston and leader of the House of Lords from 1839 to June, 1866. Under Mr. Gladstone he was Colonial oecretarv of State from 1863 to 1870. and Secretary of Foreign Affairs from 1870 to 1874 and again after 1880. General Hannibal Day. WASHINGTON, March 31. With Briga dier General Hannibal Dav, whose death at -Mor-ristown, N. J., has Just been announced, there has passed away the oldest officer or the army, 'ihe General was 87) ears of age. For72years con secutively he was either In the service or on the retired list. He was a graduate or West Point and served with distinction In the Mexican war. Upon the breaking ont of the Rebellion, having served the prescribed 40 years, he was retired with the rank and pay ol Colonel. C S. Haseltlne. Word was received here vesterday of the death of C. 3. Haseltlne In California, where he had gone on a business trip. Mr. Haseltlne was ne of the wealthiest art dealers In the I'nirori biates. having extensive galleries In Philadelphia and New York. The cause of his death was the proverbial grip. His wife Is one of llin hMr nr Jo osenh Patterson and is one of the owners or tho Hotel bchlosscr. Mr. Haseltlne was well-known in l'liiBDurK. Mrs. Mary M. Kllllkelly. Mrs. Mary M. Killikelly, relict of Eev. H. B. Kllllkelly. and mother of Miss S. H. Kllll kelly. died at her residence. 308 South High land avenue, last evening, at the advanced age of 81 rears. Mrs. Kllllkelly was well known in the East End. where Bhe had lived for a number of years. Notice of the funeral will be given here after. Jerlmlah O'Brien. Jerlmlah O'Brien, a resident of Wood's Run for the past 40 years, died suddenly yesterday morn ing, from Inflammation of the stomach. Mr. O'Brien had recently purchased a farm, and in tended to move on It this week, when bis fatal Ill ness overtook him. William Woolslalr. William Woolslalr died at his residence. Shakes peare street. East End, yesterday morning, aged 79 years. Mr. Woolslalr was one of the first settlers In the East Liberty Valley, and had been connected with the stock yards for a number of years. Miss Fannie Woller. DB GRAFT. 0. March SI. Miss Fannie Welter died here last night. Notions since shu was at the Good Samaritan Hospital, lu Cincinnati, Tor several weeks, receiving Dr. Koch's treatment. Mrs, Phoebe Campbell. Dexter, Me, MarcH 31. Mrs. Phcabe Campbell, who was 1M years old October 12 last, died this morning, bhe was a native' of Bead ing, Me. SOCIETY'S PLEASURES. Third Anniversary Entertainment of Acme Council, Jr. O. IT. A. M.i-The Ham-mond-Seamon Wedding Pleasant Readings Social Chatter of a Day. The social event of the season on the South side was the third anniversary of the Acme Council No. 219. Jr. O. U. A.M.. which was celebrated last evening at Odd Fellows' Hall. The decorations of the hall were the finest ever seen on the Bouthslde, and were composed en tirely of fresh cnt flowers. The name of the council, beautifully woven witb flowers, was suspended above the platform, with a floral welcome directly underneath. The pillars of the hall were all festooned and entwined with fraerant blossoms, and the platform was a be wildering profusion of tropical plants and lovely blossoms. The programme opened with an overture, "Stradella." rendered by Toerge's Orchestra, and Mrs. Uenevra Jobnstone-Bishop, the star of the evening, followed. In "The Bells of ijjnn" ana une spring Morning." ine nayun Quartet, consisting of Messrs. C. H. Siedle. W. Cllf. McCausIand, Frank W. Bearle and George F. Wagner, rendered "In Bilrnt Mead," and Miss Millie Gardner recited "Her Letter." "Honor and Arms" was tho stirring barytone solo sung by Howard M. Yost, the Cleveland barytone, who also appeared in a dnet, "Io Tamo," with Mrs. Bishop. 'The Christmas Dinner Party" was tho sec ond selection of Miss Gardner, and "Annio Laurie" was the second choice of the Haydn Quartet. A solo on the clarinet by Mr. Louis Jones was a pleasinc number. "Snow Flakes." "Jit Hong" and "Hunter's Song" were the con cluding numbers of Mrs. Bishop, and an over ture, "Dance of the Hour," by the orchestra, closed the performance. Miss Ethel Herr Jones, the child pianist, was the accompanist. Mrs. Genevsa Johnstons-Bishop Is al ways pleasing to a Pittsburg audience, as she Is to audiences generally, and her appearance yesterday afternoon, at DUworth Hall, was a delightful episode of the not by any means charming day. In spite of the inclement weather, however, a number of East End resi dents swelled the college-girl constituency into an audience of round numbers and great ap preciation. Miss Mamie Reuck, who was to assist in the programme, was nnable, through illness, to appear, but little Miss Ethel Jones, the pianist, alternated numbers with Mrs. Bishop, in a highly satlstactory manner. It was Miss Jones' initial appear ance in this, her native cltv, though she has filled numerous concert engagements In smaller plaoes with Mrs. Bishop, and, natur ally, considerable Interest was evinced In her performance, which certainly proclaimed her a pianist or much promise. Mrs. Bishop was In good voice, and in a becoming toilet that had jnst the proper amount of sweep to the skirt, acoordlng to the latest fashion bulletin. Tho selections with which Mrs. Bishop favored ber listeners were designed to urlpg out the full beauty and scope of her voice. Carnations lent their beauty, their per fume and their name to the wedding last even ing that united Miss Grace Seamon to Mr. James Hammond. Tho home of the bride's parents Mr. and Mrs. James S. Seamon, on Forty-fourth street, was the place selected for the ceremony. Rare exotic plants, also, were used effectively in the way of adornment. The ceremony was performed at 5:30 o'clock by Rev. Mr. Belfour, and was witnessed by a number of guests that thronged the handsome apartments. The bride was at tired In a costume of Oriental splondor, fash ioned of white and silver brocade combined with silk. Her attendants were gowned In pink crepe. Tbey were Miss Lauer, of Read ing; Miss Walton and Miss Holmes, of this city, and Miss Keppert, of Bt. Louis. The ushers were Messrs. W. J. Hammond, Jr. and R, Hammond, brothers of the bride, and Messrs. James Seamon and H. C. Graves, ot Dayton, O. Mr. and Mrs. Hammond left last evening on a wedding trip, and upon tbeir re turn will occupy their new residence on Forbes avenue. Thursdays, May 7 and It, they will re ceive their friends. The Allegheny Day Nursery changes Its name, its abode, and Its rate to-daj, and in stead ot the "Allegheny Day Nursery," with Its location on North Diamond street, Alle gheny, and sliding rates, becomes the "Dorcas Day Nursery," located on North avenue, and rate per child, S cents. A branch of the nur sery on Nixon street will be known as Dorcas Day Nursery No. 2, according to tbe latest pro scribed English fashion for visiting cards, whore there Is more than one lady of tbe same name in the family, instead of Dorcas Day Nursery, Jr., tbe prevalent style of determining ins younger irom tne eiaer. ine new aomicne on North avenue will be taken possession of to-day, and the one on Dixon street April 9. Donations of money, groceries, clothine and furniture are solicited for the new nurseries, and will be called for If notification is sent to Mrs. Hugh C. CampDell, No. 187 Sandnsky street, Allegheny. The Lake Erie Seminary at Painesville, O., must, metaphorically speaking, have felt its ears burnlug dreadfully yesterday afternoon, as a whole bevy of interesting maids and matrons calling it Alma Mater spent several hoors talking about it at tbe Hotel Kenmawr, in the East End. The Pittsburg Alumnae Asso ciation of tho school was celebrating its first birthday anniversary, it having been organized last year in Allegheny. The meeting was a very enjoyable one, and as before stated, the Alma Mater In retrospect and prospect was the principal topic ot conversation. The offi cers of tbe association are: Mrs. T. C. Christy, President; Mrs. L Wallace, Secretary; Miss Mary Davis, Treasurer, and Mrs. G. P. Robin son, Mrs. C. A Wilson, Mrs. William Barker aud Miss Annie Murdock, Executive Com mittee. The members of the Lehigh Club, composed of the local alumni of the university, held their annual banquet at tbe Duquesne last evening. An elaborate menu was discussed and de voured by the boys as tbey spent their time re lating reminiscences of tbeir college life. A number of letters from absent guests were read. C. L. Taylor acted as toastiuaster, and the following literary programme was carried out: "Our Alma Mater," M. D. Sohon; "En gineering," M. L. Byers: "College Life." H. A. Porterfleld; "Athletics,5' F. S. Smith; "The Faculty." F. R. Dravo: "Alumni," L.B. Still well; "Tho Ladies," B, H. E. Porter. The chapel of tbe First Presbyterian Church, on Wood street, was filled to overflowing last evening for tbe fourth annual contest of the ilval literary societies ot the Pittsburg Acad emy. The programme was arranged to give the representative members of each society an opportunity of displaying their ability, and It was a fair field and no favor. The judges wero Rev. F. R. Farrand, Rev. I. N. Hays and Dr. Pierce, and after careful deliberation tbey ac corded the honor to the Emanons, Allen Mc Ewen, Miss Edith Phillips, Mr. Ralph Bassett, Miss Maud Wancbob and Mr. A Hubbard. Social Chatter. The second edition of tbe tea party at Holy Trinity School Hall last evening was a great success. The wedding of Miss Nellie Williams, of Oakland, and Mr. Sidney Wilmot is announced for to-day. The reception of Miss Slack-Davis' East End Dancing Academy has been postponed until Thursday, April 9. Dr. H. W. Urlino writes from St. Paul that be and his bride will not beat home the first Wednesday In April, as be expected. Miss Jessie V. Long, of Edgeworth, is sojourning at Hot Sulphur Springs, Ark., In tbe hope of vanquishing: the rheumatic foo that haa made ber a sufferer during tbe winter. LUCY WEBB HAYES HOME. A Piece of Washington Property Trans ferred to That Institute. Washington. March 31 The Lucy Webb Hays Memorial Deaconesses' Home and Train ing School for Missionaries is now an assured fact. Yesterday the deed was signed by which, for aTiomlnal consideration ot $10, Mr. Ephralm Nash aud Mrs. Jane Nash, his wife, gave to tbe Lucy Webb Hates Home his handsome residence at North Capitol and Pierce streets, to be the Home for all time. The property is valued at about J15.000. The deed stipulates that the Home shall be nnder the" control of the Board of Managers of the Women's Home Missionary Society of the Methodist Episcopal Chnrcb, and that thore shall be no discrimination on account of race or color. A VEBY I0NG STBUCTUBE, The New Railroad Bridge Is 2,370 Feet Long Between Approaches. Ft. Smith, Ark,, March 8L Yesterday aft ernoon the draw span of the Missouri Pacific Railroad bridge over the Arkansas river at this place was swung into positiou, connecting Ft. Smith with tbe Cherokee shore. This Is one of the longest bridges In the United States, being 2,370 feet from approach to approach. It cost $500,000, aud will be ready for general use about April L Bean-Eaters Bard lilt.' ISoston Globe. Examinatlnn uf tbe authentic likenesses of Sam Adam shows that the fiery patriot of tbe revolution looked a good deal like the Father of his Country. The mistake at the State House was no worse than that of tbe newspaper who used to display outs of the late Adam Fore paugh and label them anybody from Roswsll P. Flower to Cbauacey M, Depew. POLITICS BAD .BTJSIKESS.- Mrs. Foster Regrets the Causes Which Broke the W. C. T. 17. Rank. Mrs. J. Ellen Foster, the Iowa Prohibitionist, was at tbe Seventh Avenue Hotel yesterday tor a short time. She lectured at Braddock last evening. Mrs. Foster was Interested in the license court proceed Incs, and she said she bad seen the same sad procession in the New York Tombs on tbe dav be fore. Bhe remarked that the Judges were doing wrat tbey conld under the law, but she was alraid tbey will be rather lenient in Pittsburg. She basn't been in Iowa for some time, and could not peak for the workings, of prohibition in that State. Mrs. Fuster is going to Cleveland to-day to attend a meeting of tbe non-partisan W. C. T. U. She regretted the causes that led te.the spilt, but added with a laugh that politlcfwas a bad business. IS MEMOBY OF CBOSBY. Both Public and Private Services Were Held In New York. New York, March 31. The funeral of the late Rev. Dr. Howard Crosby took place this afternoon. Private services were conducted at tho late divine's house, by the Drs. John Hall and William Taylor, only the relatives and lntlmatcfrlends being present. After the conclusion of the services at the house the body was removed to tbe Presby terian Church, at Fonrtb avenue and Twenty second street, of which for many years Dr. Crosby was trite pastor. Here tbe public services were held, conducted princlptlly by Drs. Hall and Taylor. The Interment will be in Wood lawn Cemetery to-morrow forenoon. 1RSTJBAHCE COMPANY IN TB0TJBLE, The Kansas Insurance Commissioner Pro nounces It Insolvent, Topeka, March 31. D. W. Wilde-, State In surance Commissioner, nas revoked the license of the Capital Insurance Company, mutual, on the ground that the company is Insolvent. He says that the liabilities of tbe company are $24,000; that $9,000 of tbe amount is In judgments against the company in favor ot policy-holders, and that the company has on hand only 800 to meet its obligations. The company, wnlch has been doing business slnco lbSD, will appeal to tbe courts to attempt to force Commissioner Wilder to reverse his revoking order. Officers of the company say the. concern is in a perfectly solvent condition. A DAHGEB0TJS BESEBVOIB. The Johnstown Flood May Be Repeated on a Small Scale. (SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH. Lima, March 31 Tho Mercer county reser voir, which covers nearly 30,000 acres, is In dan ger of breaking us embankment and flooding tbe surreundicg country. The reservoir has been filled by recent heavy rains, and In one place, abont a mile from Cellna, has broken tho embankment. If the waves continue to wash tbe embank ment it cannot last. Tbe greater part of tbe bottom of the reservoir Is higher than adjacent land In the west, and a number of persons liv 1ns In the western side hare moved out. MEXICO'S NEW BA1XB0AD. Capitalists at Denver Secure Liberal Conces sions to Build It, Denver, March 8L The Mexican, Cuerna vaca and Pacific Railway Company was In corporated here to-day with a capital of J2.000, OC0. Tbe line will run from tbe City of Mexico to Cuernavaca and thecoast,through a very fer tile region, for a distance of 320 miles. General Strum has been granted a concession by the Mexican Government for the construc tion of tbe road, which gives bim the right of way and exempts the company from taxation for a period ot 30 years. Work on the road will be commenced as soon as General Strum can reach the City of Mexico. STJBSCEIPTI0H3 FOR A BALLBOAD. Its Extension From Little Washington to Mannlngton Is a Probability. rFrlCCIAI. TZLXORAX TO TIIB DMrATCIM "Washington. Pa., March 8L The com mittee which was appointed at the meeting of the Chamber ot Commerce last night to secure subscriptions for the proposed extension of tbe Waynesburg and Washington Railway to Man nlngton, W. Va., Is meeting with success In the city, and it Is thought that tbe necessary amount will be subscribed before tbe end of tbe week. The road can be budt for JJ.000 per mile. A BECEIVES APPOINTED. The Affairs or the Universal Order ot Co operation to Be Straightened. Philadelphia, March 3L The United States Court was crowded this morning with members of the Universal Order of Uo-Opera-tlon. irno were anxious to know whom Judge Butler would appoint receiver of tbe defunct society. The Court fixed upon Thomas H. Montgomery, President of tbe American Fire Insurance Company, as receiver. A petition was filed by James B. Myers, Sec retary of Branch 29, asking what should be done with the $1,200 he bad received from mem bers on the 17th Inst. THOUSANDS OP DELEGATES. The Farmers' Alliance Convention May Be an Unwieldy Body. Topeka, March 3L Frank McGrath, Presi dent of tbe Kansas Farmers' Alliance, has officially notified all the sub alliances In Kansas of the contents of the recent circular issued by C. A. Power, of Terre Haute, Ind., regard ing the third-party conference to be held at Cincinnati, May 20. If all the sub alliances and other organiza tions in Kansas which are entitled to represen tation should send delegates, the Kansas dele gation would be composed of over 1,000 people. ST. LOUIS PAINTEBS STBBZE. They Demand an Advance In Wages Which Their Employers Won't Grant. St. Loots, March 3L The probabilities are that tbe paintera in the Brotherhood of Pain tors uf this city, belonging to the Brotherhood of Painters and Decorators, will not go to work to-morrow morning. The men remain firm In their demand for 33 cents an hour, while the employers say that tbey have decided to allow wages to remain as they are for this year. A conference was held tbis afternoon, but no agreement was reached. Between 900 and 1,200 men will be affected. LEGISLATION IN MINNESOTA. A BUI to Resnlate Caucuses in Large Cities and a Railroad Measure. St. Paul. March 31. The House to-day passed tbe Tripp bill to regnlate political cau cuses in cities of over 10,000, and defeated Benny's bill to have all executions In the State Prison. The famous Cnrrler railroad bill, largely a reproduction of the Iowa law. was recom mended to pass by the House committee by a strong vote. PACIFIC NAVAL CHANGES. Admiral Brown Transfers His Flag to the Cruiser San Francisco. San Francisco, March 3L Admiral Brown transferred Ins flag from tbe cruiser Charles ton to the Sau Francisco at Mare Island Navy Yards to-dav. The revenue cutter Bear left this morninc for a crui'f. presumably In the Alaskan waters or in the Bering Sea. Oil One Cent a Gallon. St. Joseph. Mo., March 3L For the past three days good coal oil has been selling in St, Joseph at 1 cent a gallon. Not less than 40,000 gallons were sold at retail at this price Satur day. Consumers are buying kerosene in tubs and by the barrel. The low price was brought about by an attempt of the Standard Oil Com pany to crush out a St. Joseph firm. Italian Immigration in March. New York, March 3L The arrivals of Jtal lan Immigrants during the present month at the Barge Office were 5,3:1-nearly double the rocod of last month. APRIL. . All hall thee. April, Month of showers. Young, and fresh, and gay; Birds and flowers, Lengthening hours. Greet thy birth alway. Thou proclaim the Spring, ew life giving Earth, and everything Worth the living. Blow ye gently, breezel s n nere sun discloses Drifts n eath forest trees I t You'll kiss roses. PmsBCBO, March IL woux Wqtklj. CURIOUS C0NDEKSATI0KS. A woman's agricultural school is ona of the new English projects. Many of the explosions in flour mills have been traced to electricity generated by belts. A resident of Sheboyan recently caught in a mtllpond a four-pound carp containing a silver-plated piccolo. The days of the telephone girl are num bered. A new Invention makes telephone con nections automatically. Tne most unalterable of water colors have been tonnd to be yellow ochre, terra sienna, sepia and blues. An Ohio man who was recently offered S3 for his vote surprised the would-be corrupt ion by falling In a faint, A Janesville, Wis., Alderman hat been fined $24 for permitting a chicken fight In front of bis place of business. A young woman of 17 fell under the steam wringer In a Paris laundry and passed through with butsligbtinjury. A yluug New Yorker has gone into the business of 'devising "catchy" titles tor arti cles and stories sent bim in manuscript. There are 200 women preachers in tbe United States who have been ordained during tbe latter part of the present progressive cen tury. The reader for a New York magazine says that as a result of nine weeks' reading ha accepted just 23 out of 1,227 poems offered that magazine for publication. An extraordinarily large polar bear, tbe fnr of which is a bright pink color, has been captnred In Northern Siberia. Tbe animal will be sent as a present to the Czar. In a Georgia court a colored burglar uttered a profane exclamation when the Judge's sentence of 15 years was pronounced. Immediately His Honor made It 20. Last week a company of black-robed monks, representing the old English Bene dictine community of St. Edmund's, Douai, France, took their order back to England, after Its exile of over three centuries. A man in Newark, N. J., bought a clock. Tbe family upstairs refused to buy one. as they could hear his strike. He set bis clock: half an hour ahead of time, and they now sue him for so doing and causing them to arise too early. Samuel Mackinder was treed by a panther near Crescent City, Cal., a f ew days ago. His cries for help were responded'to by a man with a rifle, who shot and killed the creature, which measured 9 feet 4 Inches In length. Stories of human beings with their hearts on the wrong side hare occasionally made their appearance, but Cincinnati comes to tbe front witb one about a man In that city who has his brain placed wrong side foremost' In his head. A Presidental candidate whose name ends in "n" who has a man with a name ending with the same letter on the ticket with him for Vice President always has won. There have been over half a dozen of these combinations, and all have been successful. to The latest statistics show that the sui cide mania Is spreading In Germany to such an extent that even children take tbeir lives. During the six years ending with 1SS3. 2S9 school children committed suicide. Many of these suicides occurred In the elementary schools, and were prompted by fear of punish ment. According to the list usually given by the Roman Catholic authorities, LeoXIIL Is the two hundred and sixty-third on the roll of Popes. For many centuries past the Italians hare furnished nearly all tbe Popes. Ever since the death In 1523 of Adrian VL, who was a native of tbe Netherlands, every occupant of the papal chair has been an Italian. A sick woman of Huntingdon county, Indiana, expressed a strong craving for quail, but her husband said it was unlawful to kill the birds. Shortly afterward visitors came and while the invalid was expressing her intense longing suddenly there was a sound of some thing In collision with the bouse, and, upon In vestigating, six lifeless quail were found. A storekeeper at Glenmoore, Montgom ery country. Pa., recently bad two dozen boxes ot axle-grease stolen from his place.and making an investigation traced the theft to some Hun garians employed in a neighboring quarry. He vlsltod their huts one day, and was shocked to And a box of his axle-greaso on tbe table and the Hungarians eating it on their bread in placo of butter with great gusto. A wealthy and respected business man of Detroit, Mib.t went to a variety show the other day for the first time In bis life, and be came very much interested in the high kicking of one ot the performers. When he went home he astonished bis wife by trying to imitate the kicker: and In making an effort to tick a gas jet that was seven feet from the floor, be dis located bis thigh and could not lower bis leg. a The heaviest rail in use in America is the 110-pound rail of the Chignecio Sbln Rail way, while the heaviest rail in nse in the United States is tbe 90-pound rail of the Philadelphia and Reading. The latter Is to be surpassed by a new 95-pound rail which is being rolled for the Boston and Albany. Tbe metal in the rail is dis tributed so that about 42 per cent is in tbe head, 19 per cent in the web and 39 per cent in the nange. One of the four electric companies in Vienna also operates a system of compressed air, which is sent under considerable pressure through pipes beneath the streets, branches be ing run Into bouses, where motors driven by the air actuate dynamos which supply the current of electricity for lighting the building. It is questionable whether this system of developing power at a distance is as economical as the di rect system of transmitting electricity. An attempt made by some of the resi dents of West Peabody, Mass., to have tbe town approsnate $1,200 to defray the expense of a one-horse hearse and a suitable building to store tbe vehicle in bas been killed by a very emphatic vote of the citizens who reside in the thickly-settled section of tbe town. During the discussion it was stated that tbe tomb built by the town at West Peabody last year at an expense of over S100 bad been used chiefly, since it was finished, to keep potatoes iu. Probably the smallest salary paid in the world is that paid to the village watchman of Springstille, InHessen. Tbe amount of his daily income is 1 pfenning?, or less than 1 cent iu our moner. This is the same amount that was paid to tbe village watchman in the last century. However, the "fortunate" man re ceives an additional allowance of 30 cents a month for clothing, etc., and Is entitled to free board and lodging from tbe inhabitants of tbe village. The present watchman is 70 years of age. The word "calico" has a queer origin. Many centuries ago the first monarch of the province of Malabar gave to one of his chiefs, as a reward for distinguished' services, his sword and all the laud within the limits of which a cock crowing ata certain temple could be beard. From this circumstance tbe town which crew up in the center of this territory was called Calicoda, or the cock of crowing. Afterward it was called Calicut, and from tbis place the first cotton goods were imported into England, bearing the name of calico. JEST FOR FUN. Treasurer Below Par Railroad Let taa help you to some more of the money. First Director No, thank you, I have all I can spend without attracting attention. Treasurer Permit me Second Director No. nol Thanks, no. I couldn't carry another cent- Pockets all bursting now. Same way with all the others. Treasurer(ln despalr)-vhatsballl do with all this pile? It's ten times too much for the sinking fund. First Director (after deep meditation) By Jovel I have it. Let's declare a dividend. io lor Weekly. He I met your father last night for tho first time. She-How did he strike you? "Just like the rest or the boys. He wanted '-Vttroit i'rie Press. "Oyez! Oyez! Oyez" shouted the annoy ing little brother as he stuck his head Into the parlor. "What do you mean by such a noise?" asked hli sUter. "Ver feller. John Jayklns, is coming down the front walk, and tbe Courtis now In session." If asMna tun Post. Miss Million But, Mr. Marigold, I could never be a party to a marriage for money. aiarlgold-Do not be alarmed. Miss Million. I really haven't a cent to mf ns.me.Hunsey's Wttkly. Mrs. Bingo There! I knew it Thosa moths have got at your dress suit and eaten a hole right through your pocket. Mr. Uliigo Ihey must bs female moths. Cloth, itraad Furnisher. WEDDING CARDS. She was quite small, while he was tall; , As Jack he was known to fame, Aud pople said when they were wed, "High, low. Jack and the game." -Sea lortMcra' - Tr "ftfe m- nakiMiMir --l-