BBaawsB?aBe B-,WMJi3PEM--5W JS THE TITTSBUR& DISPATCH; MONDA" MARpE 23, I89i- U m&slM&SM& igpaftlj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S46. Vol. 6, No. 44. Entered at Pittsburg Fostofuce, November li. JSS7, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. 2s ews Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street HASTF-HN AIWFKTISING OFFICE. KOOM SI. TKIBUNE BUILDING. NEW YORK, where complete flies of THE DISPATCH can always be found. 1 oreisn advertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers and friends of THE DlbTATCH. wtlle In .Sew York, are also made wilcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale at Erf.'ano's. 5 Union Square. JWtc York, and 17 Arc. de fOpeia, .Pait'j, Fiance, uhere anyone uho has been disappointed at a hotel news Hand can obtain it. TERMS OF THE DISl'ATCH. rPSTAGE FFFE IV THE UNITED STATES. DAILY Dimvatcii. One Year S 00 Daily Dispatch, l'er Quarter 1 00 Daily l)irATcii. line Month .. '0 Daily D:srATc:r, including bnndsy, 1 year. 1CO0 Daily Dispatch. lncludlngi-undaY,3m'ths -M Daily Dispatch, including fcuuday, lin'th SO MTXDaY Dispatch. One lear ISO "U'leklT Dispatch, One ear 315 The Daily DisPATCn Is dellxereU bv carriers at Scents per week, or including fcunday edition, at Ilccnts per w eek. PITTSBURG. MONDAY'. MAR. 23. 1891. THE MAYOR WANTS TO KNOW. Mayor Gonrley's course in vetoing the Pittsburg appropriation ordinance until its provisions are made intelligible in detail to liimself and tiie public will command the entire approval of the tavpayers. It has been the fashion to rush appropriations through Councils at the last moment. Year after year they. are kept back as long as possible 3nd then put through under whip and spur on the plea of urgency. This year, as The Dispatch has already noticed, the uncertainty of what might have tobe provided for on account of Supreme Court decisions gae an excue for the delay which in other years was utterly inexcusable. But excuse, or no excuse, when Councils undertake to rote away 54 500,000 of the taxpayers money, they and the public should know the why ana wherefore for every dollar so voted. Mayor Gourie has pluck in rais ing this Issue after some protesting Coun tilmcn had quietly submitted. To day they should have the cour age of their convictions and make a stand with the Mayor for knowing where and how this money is to be expended and the need for it in every case. They are the judges and upon them rests the responsi bility for what is being done, riot upon com mittees or heads of departments. Let them rant what is shown to be justly needed, but let them at least be able to sny they know "the reason why" for what they vote. The Mayor's position is sound; and the public are with him in his call for an exam ination of the budget in detail. MURDEROUS CRIMINALS. The killing of Detective Gilkinson, by the leader of a criminal gang whom he was attempting to arrest for robbery, is an evi dence that the day of desperate criminals whose defiance of the law will carry them any length is by no means past. The affair as recounted iu yesterday's Dispatch is not so bold a flight of murderous outlawry as the Itaveuna train murders of a few years ago, for which no one was punished, but for awhile it seemed likely to leach the same negative results. The recurring evidences that there are robbers who are prepared to commit murder rather than fall into the bands of the law, indicates the necessity of a more vigorous police system which shall extend over the country as well as the cities, nnd the making of arrests of such criminals with force enough to insure that the desper ado who undertakes to prevent arrest by killing ciEcers will himselt be killed before he gets off. The capture of the desperate murderer, as told in to-day's Dispatch, reflects great credit ou the men who ef fected it. A JERSEY VERDICT. Another singular development of the jury system in an opposite direction from that which caused the New Orleans massacre, isshown iu the conviction at Camden, New Jersey, of the negro, Lingo, for the murder of Mrs. Annie Miiler. The Philadelphia newspapers all say that the verdict is a sur prise, although some of them say that it mmt be because the jury had a clearer esti mate of the evidence than those who read it which is a roundabout and timid way of saying that the reports of the evidence -did not shojr ground for conviction. Anyone who reads the Judge's charge to the jury can see that the evidence was insufficient. It is a preg nant but very uncomiortahle reflection that if the accused had been an influential man, instead of a poor nero with a bad reputa tion, there would have been no possibility of a conviction upen such evidence. FAMINE IN THE SOUDAN. Information Irom the interior of the Sou dan is slow in reaching civilization nowa days. But Eometmies that fact is compen sated for by the importance of the news. The latest intelligence from the vast region which a few years ago was abandoned to the forces of barbarism is of that significant kind. The rumors that the Soudan was afflicted by a terrible famine prove on in vestigation to be true. The extent of the famine is probably the widest on record, in modern times. From the border ol Egypt to Seunaar and from nearSnakim to Darfar, the whole territory supposed to be under the sway of the Mahdi, has been plagued by dearth and destitution. The roads are strewn witii skeletons, and every town and village is filled with misery and death. The cause of this devastation is plainly stated. In the first place since the rise of the Mahdi a great share of the Soudan has been given over to tribal feuds, rapine and plunder. A plague of locusts and three dry seasons have completed the misery of the people. The result ot the suf ferings is still more important. The condition of anarchy which has prevailed ever since the Egyptian power was overthrown, has increased until outside of a few towns the Mabdists' control is no longer acknowledged; while the Mahdists themselves have been reduced to a shadow of their former fighting strength by the ravages of the famine The Hadendowas, who in former campaigns were the most valiant part of Osman Digna's force, refused to join him on his last attack on Suakim; and every;, where the report is that the tribes are ready to throw off the last vestige of allegiance to the Mahdists and to welcome any central authority which will give them peace and civilized trade This view may be, and probably is, col ored by the desires of those who would like ... . 1, I W9 wcc mc .uSiu-Sj Pnan xuie resioreu at lNew York World. Also, the rcfusaXof tho Dem Kbartoum, and as far as the Equatorial I oerats' to support a practicable ded prompt .. . r, TtrtAAn I'-iif- idntrr ' . . u "rl i Province. But it is based on the report! of refugees who have come to Suakim to escape starvation; and the fact that "the natives of a country which threw off civilization are cow seeking civilization for the means of living speaks volumes. The Egyptian Gov ernment of the Soudan was not much to boast of, bat it was far better than the an archy of barbarism. It would be instructive, if the experiences of the Soudanese, in their return to the rule, or savage Mohammedism should be the most powerful influence in ef fecting the restoration of civilized govern ment along the entire course of the Nile. LIBERALITr BUT NO JUNKET. A circular has been received embodying an address to the Pennsylvania Legislature by the representatives of this State on the governing bodies of the "World's Fair, urg ing the appropriation of 5300,000 for the ex penses ofr securing an adequate exhibit of Pennsylvania industries there. The state ment is made tbat it is intended to erect for the Pennsylvania State building a fac simile of Independence Hall, and it is asserted in conclusion that to properly carry out the plans will require the sum of 5300,000. Tnn Dispatch has steadfastly urged the appropriation of a liberal sum to secure the best possible representation of Pennsylvania at that Exposition, No investment of pub lic funds can be made which if properly ap plied Hill yield better returns to the people of the State. The sum named is not excess ive, and the only criticism that we would make on it is that if the scope of the plans could be enlarged so as to secure a finer ex hibit, by greater expenditure, the State can well afford to enlarge its appropriation up to the limit of half a million. There should be no hesitancy in voting this 5300,000, upon any plan which will secure its judicious and useful application. But while giving the main proposition a hearty indorsement, it is necessary to say that the objections which were referred to in our yesterday's Harrisburg special telegram arc also pertinent and decisive on the bill in its present form. Appropriations must be made in nccordar.ee with the Constitution and ior the legislators to provide civil offices for themselves out of the appropriation will be fatal to the bill. Even apart trom the constitutional grounds, the idea of making the money pay for a free junket for ten members of the Legislature, without any limitation on their personal expenditures, places the measure in the category of jobs. Liberal appropriations for the legitimate work of the Fair will receive public ap proval; but expenditure of money to pro fide lavored individuals with fat offices and free living at the Fair is not wanted. There has been too much of that sort of thing at Chicago already. THE NEWFOUNDLAND DISPUTE. The critical condition into which the New foundland fisheries dispute; has brought the relations of Englan . and France is at once an illustration ot the hazards that lie concealed in the intricacies of which seem at the outset subjects for purely pacific adjustment, and an explanation of some proceedings in Canada, which have been thought to squint toward possible hostilities with the United States. Some time ago it was announced ihat some regiments of English troops would be garrisoned n Canada the explanation be ing that tbiii was intended to suppress a possible uprising oi the Canadians in favor of annexation t k the United States. The idea either of such an uprising orthat Eng land would put down a popular demand by garrisons of troops was so supremely ridic ulous, that the conclusion of a Tory Yankee phobia which imagined a possible war with the United States was all that was left. That idea was strengthened by the work done in fortifying Canadian ports on both sides ofthecoutinent. The gravity of the Anglo-French dispute over the Newfoundland fisheries imbroglio af fords a possible explanation of these move ments outside our own relations with Canada and England. Yet if there could be a war that would equal iu absurdity and madness one between England and the United States over tiie seal fisheries, it would be one be tween England and France over the New foundland trouble. The gravity of the situa tion, however, is in th-j fact that it places both powers in a dilemm ;, If England con cedes the French view she inflicts undoubted hardship and even oppression on her own subjects. If France recedes she gives up clearly defined and fully conceded treaty rights. The problem thus created has goni from bad to worse, uuti. war is a possible result of the difference. But we cannot regard it as a probable one, because it would conta n nothing but loss and peril to both coun "(f. England cannot afford to suspend her commerce with France, and undertake the hazards of a naval war with a power so nearly her equal ou the sea. France cannot afford to expend strength and treasure in fighting England over a few miserable lobster factories in New foundland when she needs all her strength to guard the possible continental complica tions. This is so obvious that the only explanation on which France could be expected to undertake such a war would be as an outcome of the recent Russian alli ance, by virtue of which France should act as cats-paw while fiussia secured the chestnuts in Asia. But even on that hypothesis it would seem tbat the French aud Russian alliance would avoid a policy which would throw England with her navy into the arms of the Driebund. We do not think that there will be a war between England and France any more than between England and the United States. Either is too foolish to be possible uutil the whole world goes mad. Jersey juries are not different from the Louisiana kind. The conviction of Lingo for the murder of Mrs. Miller the other day, in tbe absence of conclusive evidence, was based ou the belief of the jury that "Lingo was a bad nigger anyway, and it is time this thing was stopped." Concerning the reported intention of the Union Pacific Railroad Company, to float a consolidated mortgage lor ?50,000,OCQ, to be applied to various purposes, including the set tlement ot the Government loan, a Wall street journal says: "This, if it be true, cannot be done without tbe concurrence of Congress." If the settlement referred to means tbe pay ment of what tbe company owes tbe Govern ment, there need be no .uncertainty about the concurrence of Congress. When the Union Pacific adopts the honest business policy of offering tbo Government tho principal and in terest on what it owes it will get taken up so quickly as to make its head swim. But we tail to see what there is in that offer for the Gould crowd. Kidnapping millionaires is alleged to be the latest lorm of criminal enterprise in the West. It is calculated to create a popular feeling In favor of keeping up the supply of millionaires that the kidnappers may not be driven to extend their industry to ordinary people. "The refusal to adopt tbe Australian ballot is an excellent way to keep Maine and T).,......!...!,. ll.viHT..l.i:u-V) . -f .- cuuojum". tui.avtjr iwvuuwutu,v II.U14I wu i.-i.nrialiii'inraiyi method of reaching the vital objects of the re form, In Pennsylvania, Is doing the Democratic best to keep the Republicans in good odor. The anxiety of one branch of the New York Legislature to reach an adjournment on April 17. is asserted to be due to the perception or David Bennett Hill that the longer the Dem ocratic Assembly continues In session the worse It will be for the Democratic party In New York. A Philadelphia cotemporary relieves its feelings by the sarcastic, remark: "The only thine lclt out ot the tax bill is a tax on people for dying. They are taxed pretty thoroughly for daring to live." Does our cotemporary suppose that the legislators would dare to en croach on the prerogative of those dignified gentlemen, the funeral directors? Senator Felton, of Calilornia, rises to remark that ho did not spend a dollar to be elected. In view of the reputation of Califor nia politics this leaves the public to exercise its guessing qualities as to who did spend the dollars. Thb.ee houses were lost the other day by the collapse of a Kansas City bluff; but that is nothing to the loss of countless thousands of property by the collapse of other bluffs, in that scientific amusement of which Colonel Bill Brown, the Hon. R. C. Schenck and the Hon. Boyd Winchester aro leading professors. There is a significant coincidence in the fan that as soon as Senator Palmer declared himself out of the Prcsidental race, that letter of congratulation from ex-President Cleveland promptly made its appearance. Mk. Inoalls is doing some very lively and pointed talking on various subjects j ust at present. But the trouble with Mr. Ingalls Is that his s not otfly a deathbed, Dutapost mortem conversion. If a Senator ho had voted the same way tbat he now talks as ex-Senator, things might havo been different. That kettle of sh in Newfoundland is rapidly reaching the status of an international stew. If the Italian Navy should carry out that reported intention of sMIing over to this con tinent with a chip on its shoulder, the obvious course of our own navy would be to decoy the invaders into the vicinity of Gays Head, Mass achusetts, and let the forces oi nature do the rest of the work. PERSONAL FACTS AND FADS. Sam Jones is so ill that he is unable to fill some Missouri appointments. Mrs. Ann M. Smith, a sister of Mrs. Abraham Lincoln, died suddenly at San Fran cisco Saturday. The Empress Frederick will prolong her stay in England until the eve of the arrival of Emperor 'William In London. Secretary Blaine continues to im prove, and it is thought he will be able to be at his desk at tbe State Department to-day. Bev. John G. Stranger, who recently died at Warrentown. Mo., at tbe age of 84. was the oldest evangelical missionary in tbe United States. The late Prince Napoleon had a remark ably open countenance, says the Atlanta Con stitution. He yawned regularly onco every two minutes, on every occasion and in any company. Haret Smith, an ex-slave, who has not only prospered, but has been able to extend the hand of charity to his old master, lives near Milton Junction, on the Grand Rapids and In diana road. He is having his biography writ ten up for publication. Count Leo Tolstoi reads, writes and receives bis friends in bis bedroom. It is an apartment somo 15 feet square, without a car pet and always uuderhca cd. In one corner stands an old grce leather sofa, on which he sleeps with a single rug. His couch is qujto unincumbered wltu a mattress, sheets or pil lows. Near the sofa there is a pile of boot lasts, an Is, knives, leather strips and all sorts of shoemaker's material?. Weaving machin ery, half-finisbe I cloths, pitchforks, picks and shovels lie in the wildest confusion all over tbe rest of the room. STEALING FAMOUS GEMS. The Worlds Finest Diamonds Have Been Thieves Rooty. Thieves have stolen and broken into several pieces for better safety of sale some of the earth's finest diamonds a worse sacrilege than the wanton vandalism of the Goths and Huns, says David Graham Adee in LippincotCs Maga zine. What stones have been so treated? Notably the French Blue, which was reduced by cleav age into one large and two small fragments. It originally weighed 113 carats and was worth 3,000,000 francs. Tbe famous Regent itself was once stolen from tbe Tuileries. On tbo morn ing of September 17, 1791, Monsieur Sergent and tho two other commissioners of the Paris commune perceived that some time during (ho night robbers had made their way in by scaling the colonnade from the side,of the Place Louis .XV, and through a window in that direction. Having by some means obtained access to tbe great balls of the Garde Meuble, they had torn if the seals without forcing tbe lock, carried away the enormous treasures contained In tbe cabinets and. vanished without leaving any other trace of their presence. Several sus pects were arrested, but were released after a protracted Inquiry. An anonymous letter was addressed to the Commune, stating that some of tbe stolen ieu els wonld be found in a ditch in the Allee des Veuves, Chauips-Elysees. M. Sergent at once Hastened, in company with his colleagues, to the spot Indicated. Here, sure enough, was unearthed, among other valuables, tbe Regent diamond, which prob ably, because of its vast worth, had been obliged to be abandoned by the thieves them selves. Finally one of tbo culprits surrendered himself to the police and made a complete con fession. Hisname was Baba but not Ali. The criminals were convicted and condemned to the galleys, except Baba and Burgeois, who were imprisoned at Bicetre, where they died. This ended the affair. PEEPAEING TO NEGOTIATE, Canadian Cabinet Members to Have an Informal Talk With Blaine. Ottawa. March 22. Sir Charles Tapper, Minister of Finance; Mr. Foster and Sir John Thompson, Minister of Justice, are ready to start for Washington at any moment to have an informal talk over tho question of reciproc ity with Canada with Secretary Blaine and the British Minister. Secretary Blaine has now given it to bo un derstood that he will not recommend the ap pointment of a Commissioner on tho part of tho United States until he has been furnished with some substantial proof that tbe Canadian and British delegates are not going to Wash ington with somo impracticable scheme trumptedupto carry out pledges made to the electors of Canada. From what can be gath ered. Secretary Blamo has intimated to Sir John Macdonald. through tho British Minister, tbat he will not enter into a formal conference until tbe Canadians have informally discussed tbo question with him. WANT A NEW CLUE Miss Desha's Admirers Are Urging Iler to Establish One. IFItOM A STAFF COItnESPONDENT. I Washington, March 22. Miss Mary Desha, who, some weeks ago, resigned her position as Secretary of tho Wimodaughsls on account of tronble about tbe admission of a colored young woman to tbe school, has been requested by a number of her admirers to start another club. Mis Desha says that just at present she will not attempt tbe formation of a new club, as It is too late in the season, but that the coming autumn she may make the attempt. DEATHS OP A DAY. John A. Verner. John A. Verner. President of the Hum boldt Insurance Compiny, died at his late resi dence, 1M Locust street, Allegheny, in His 70tli vear. Deceased was well known and highly re spected, and will be missed by a large circle of Triends and acquaintances. The funeral will take place from his, late residence, to-morrow after noon, at 2 o'clock. Mrs. B. C. WHIson. Emma 1C, wife of Barker C "Willson, proprietor of tbe Seventh Avenue Hotel, died at tbe hotel at 10 P. v. yesterday, after a brief. Ill ness. Mrs. Wlllsou waSrWclLknown and highly respected tor her charily and kindness to the un fortunate, blicwlll 'beunisscd by many. Mr. 'Wliiionnuthi sympathy ora host orrrieriasl - THINGS IN GENERAL, A Case of Revolution Without Much Re formationAn Idea Advanced fcy Fres dent Eliot Tho Only Real Difference Between Individuals. I have no sympathy with tho English parson who declared that he bad preached so long to bonnets that he bad forgotten how to preach to brains. Bonnets and brains both begin with tho same letter, but tbat Is, not all that they havo in common, by any means. John Bunyan got pretty close to the truth when be described bow they cleaned bouse in the palace of the In terpreter. The man began it. He got a firm grip on tbe big broom and went at it with a will. And the breezes blew, and the anst flow, and iu two minutes you could not see from one corner to the other. There was plenty of revo lution, but no reformation. Things only got worse. Then the woman took her turn. And she sprinkled water here and there about the room, and cooled the air and laid the dust, aud then deftly and daintily, as one learned in the art of the broom, she made that room as clean and neat as a new pin, in no time. And the room was swept. So there are some things that women can do better than men. How many things there ara in which women are more efficient than men, the professor of things in general is not prepared to say. Can she preach better, doctor better, argno better in law, vote better? Perhaps so. Far bo it from this professorial chair to deny any possi bility along the road of the fcminlna future. We need all the good preachers, and doctors and lawyers, and all the intelligent and honest voters we caii have. A Tory Foolish Theory. The foolishest theory of human life is that which puts a great company of people together into a class and judges them all alike. That is a wise aud true interpre tation of life which is aware that there is no such thing as a "class" outside- tho statistics of the census. Human beings are individuals. This Is one of the lessons which the race has found, somehow, very hard to learn. Once it was held tbat the only indi viduals in tho world wero the fathers ot a small number of aristocratic families. Nobody else bad any rights, or deserved any consideration. To there heads of families their wives, their children, and their slaves belonged, as their cows, their horses, and their pigs did. If the fatherchose.be might kill his children. Ho had a right to do that, as he bad a right to kill his sheep. Little by little human souls gained emancipa tion. First, more men. Then women, partially. At last, even slaves. Little by little human souls escaped from "classes" and got to be recognized as Individuals, each with a right to live, each with a personal're- sponsiuiuty to mo Most High, each wjth a character of his own. The race has not yet been altogether enfranchised. There is still slavery, and denial of individuality. But the mlllenium is coming. An Idea of President Eliot's. President Eliot, of Harvard, told us the other day, when ho was here in town, that the one 'chief characteristic of the most advanced ideas of education is just this emphasis upon indi viduality. Students aro no longer treated as classes, but as men. The aim is to bring out the best that is in each man. The fiction of the "average mind" Is vanishing put of the beads of teachers, and the face of tlie individual mind is taking its place. Hence elective courses of study, and a change in the whole aim of education. Knowledge is no longer the thing which the good school tries to give, but power. And power means tho mind of each individual trained to do its best. We are as yet only serai-civilized. But we are crowing. There is plenty of reason for encouragement. Year byyear wo are pushing over the walls which our barbarian ancestors built. We are tumbling down tbe barriers which Interfere with the great fact of human individuality. We are learning to estimate a human being as a human being. Iho street on which the human being livos is less and less entering into account. The peculiarities of nationality and color are coming to "count for nothing. Of course, there are still old fogies and semi-civilized people, as was shown the other day at Washington. But there aro alwavs backward swirls an-t eddies along the shore. Tho great current is toward the open sea. Black or white, what matters It? The Real Difference Between individuals. And thus, among other things which we are learning in our blundering way. wo are coming to realize tbat tbe only real difference between individuals is a difference of gifts, of aptitude, ot efficiency, of power. When we really get that learned, women will jret their rights. There will be an end to paying unequal wages for equal work. There will be an end to all in quiry at the gnte of all professions as to whether the candidate wears skirts or trousers. However, in the meantime, there are a good many things which women not only can do better than men, but are actually doing, and doing better, to-day. Most of all. In tbe way of philanthropic work, Mrs. AnnieNathan Meyer, in her late book on "Woman's Work in America," puts the philanthropic record last; but she makes up for it by as signing to tnis ueaa no less tnan seven of her 18 chapters. "Charity." "Care of the Sick," "Care of the Criminal," "Care of tho Indian," "Work of Anti-Slavery Women," "Work ot tno w. v. i. uv work oi the Red Cross bociety," are the titlos of these chapter.. They suggest tender mercies unnumbered. It is indeed "a joy and an Inspiration," as the writer of one ot these chapters puts it, to know that "all over , this vast continent intelligent and unwearying women are thinking and work ing and praying for the needy, the wicked, the ignorant, the weak and the down-trudden." What are the women of Pittsburg doing? Tbev aro doing their share; we may be sure of that'beforehand. I have here at my hand a bi pile of pamphlets, whoso business it is to tell how much that share amounts to; to tell it, tbat is, so far as it can be set down in figures added up, set at the right hand of dollar marks, and presented in reports at annual meetings. And tbat, as everybody knows, is the very smallest part of it. Work of Women in Churches. This pile of pamphlets has nothing to say of the work of women in the churches. It gives no record of the millions of stitches which help to fill the missionary boxes. Every church has its company of faithful women who are every week busy fn good works. Tbe "sewing so ciety" used to bo,a place of gossip. So the grandmothers tell us. But to-day the women who belong to it have no more time for gossip tban tbe men who work in a tack factory. Of all this the pamphlets take no account. I know a church where every week flowers are sent to all the sick and afflicted people in the parish. Thanksgiving and Christmas din ners are sent to all the needy families, aud every Friday a crowd of poor women aro pro- are paid for; besides all tbe missionary boxes. This providing of work Is done on the most extensive scale by the Women's Industral Ex change, at 628 Penu avenue. Tho Exchange receives all salable articles made by women. Tho articles are priced by the consignors, sub ject to the approval of an examining committee, and a commission of ten per cent is charged. The Exchange conducts not only a show room, but aluncb room, and the women who work for it provide not only the fancy articles but the bill of fare. In 1887 the Exchango paid consignors of work, $4,2.55 09; last year it paid 512,548 bo. During the few weeks of the Christ mas season just past, the Exchange paid more than during the entire first year of its work Here arc a few glimpses of tbe benevolences of this good enterprise, taken from a private letter: "One woman reports that she has not been able to do her own work, but has made enough at tbe Exchange to pay for a competent servant. One young girl has paid her tuition at the School of Design. A mother has been enabled topiocnrethe best medical advice for au af flicted child. A cripple In a chair reports th.it the employment and diversion wero more to her than the money received." Tnis good work will be adequately paid for in heaven. But It hasn't to wait altogether till then. A year ago it had raoro than ?2,000 in Its treasury. It must bave a good deal more than tbat this year. One Necessary Feature. But in order to get the benefits of the Ex change, a woman mnstknow something. sno must know how to work well. Tho tenderest hearted manager will not pay a penny for heavy bread. There are several sewing schools in town which try to teach little girls to nse their fingers. There is one extensive cooking school. This is tbe Domestic Training School, on Penn avenue, near Highland, East End. This school started out gloriously with a course of lectures from MissParloa. It was thought at that time that nay courses In "higher cookery" might support the charity part of tbo school. That hope missed of ful fillment. Hipner cookery had but a fleeting popularity. But the best work of the school goes on. Here a hundred little 'girls are in training for good housekeepers. Here, too. is an intelligence office, meant for people who want trained servants with "characters." The most oxtensive organization of women for charitable work in these two cities' is the Women's Christian Association. This Society Is a branch of a wide federation which, at Its last general conference, received reports from more than a score of cities. This association in Pittsburg and Allegheny, conducts, wholly or in part, a host of excellent enterprises. One of these is tho Temporary Home for Destitute Women, at 920 Penn avenue. "Tbe only Institution in this city where a patient dis missed from the hospitals City Home, or in act from any of our charitable Institutions can find a temporary place of snelter." Deserted wives with ranilliesof starving children, unprotected f-irls seckinceinnlovinenL, find Christian vm. patiijr inside these opatOdoors;' .The -Board oi Managers of tbe Home for Agod Protestant Women made report to the Women's Christian Association. Fifty or sixty aged women find here a comfortable, qalet. and pleasant abiding place. Tho Christian Home for Women is a refuge for poor girls who havo fallen into sin, and show a desire to get oufagain into decent and Christian living. A Hospital for Sick Souls. Here tbey aro taught housowork, laundry work, nursing, and, religion. There is a hos pital department, tho inmates of It being all of ttictn poor, aged women. Tbe whole home Is a a hospital for sick sonls. Another charity, under the care of the Association, is a Home for Colored Children. Fifty little dark-complexioned waifs and strays are 'here cared for, and given a decent start in the direction of manhood and womanhood. The Young Women's Christian Association of the East End. is a branch of the larger or ganization. They have a good house now at 219 Collins avenue, and are making good use of it. These busy young people hold prayer and Song meetings in houses andhosnitale: conduct "gospel meetings," teach a sewing school. carryV on a boy's club composed of particularly active boys, most of them in the newspaper and blaok ing business, and employ a district visitor who looks after the unlooked-af ter poor of tbe East End. She Is the pastor of the sheep who are not counted in the folds, Ye, there is no end to it. There are the hos pitals, West Penn. Homoeopathic, Allegheny General, Sonthslde, and tbe new one for the children. There Is tbe Home for Incurables, and tho Home for Aged Couples at Wilkinsburg, and the Church Home and a dozen other de nominational charities. And not ono of them could get along without the good women. Tbey could better dismiss the doctors. And there are the Day Nurseries and the Women's Chris tian Temperance Union and tho Christmas Let ter Mission. And there is the Society for the Improvement of the Poor, with women for its managers and women for its agents, and tbe whole city for its parish, doing splendid service, carrying light into all the" blackest corners of darkest Pittsburg. Nobody knows into how many wretched homes these faithful Christian women go. Sisters of charity, without uni forms, bringing blessings with them. A GEEAT SCHEME. A Jovial New Yorker's Plan for Breaking the Drink Habit New York Tribune. "I read something the other day," said a jovial fellow who is classed among tbo "good fellows." "about breaking off the drink habit. 1 have been a drinking man for a number of years, drinking as much for tbe good fellowship of the thing as for anything else. And this kind ot drinking, I want you to understand, is the worst way to drink. My wife Is the most sensi ble woman in the world. She never tried to get me to give up the rum habit, but what she did say to me was this: 'Now, Frank, you are very likely to lniure your health if von keep up this drinking habit. Why don't you limit yourself to so many drinks a day? Of course if you were to broak off entire ly you would feel disgusted with yourself when you really wanted to drink. But allow your self so many a day to go on and use those up as you see fir.' Of course my wife Is always right In everything she advises, so I tried it 1 al ways allowed myself six drinks a day. Now here's the funny part of it. I was so afraid that I might exhaust my six and then find that I wanted one tbat I hoarded them up until late in tbe day. Tbe result was tbat I frequently came home with some of my drinks to my credit. 'Jen.'! said to my wile, "your scheme works beautifully; only I find that mv limit is too high. I seldom reach it now.' 'Well,' she said, 'try five then.' 'No.' I answered, 'I'll try four.' I tried four and generally bad some thing coming to me, so I cut it down to two. Sometimes I do not take a drink at all. Mean while my wife smiles and tells me that lama sensible man and I begin to believe her." QUIET WEEK IN SI0EE. The White Honse Social Season Is Now Practically at an End. I FROM X STAFF COBBESFOXDENT. 1 Washington, March 22. It is, not probable that tbo close of tbo Lenten season a week hence will make much difference in the social enjoyments of the capital. Tho season has been ratber loosely observed at best, and tbe 'fact that so many prominent families are in mourning, and so many others out of tbe city since the adjournment of Congress, will tend to modify somewhat the gayety which might otherwise follow tbe period of fasting and prayer. This week Mrs. Harrison will refrain from anythlng-of a public social natnre. It Is said, however, that during Easter week she win give another luncheon, to lar as tile larger entertainments are concerned, unless some special emergency may occur, tbe season is over at the White House. Of several notable spring weddings an nounced. 'possibly the one most interesting to the public, and ono which will bring out the entire White House contingent, is tbat of Miss Fuller, ono of the many daughters of the Chief Justice of tho Supreme Court, and Mr. Archibald L. Brown, of Chicago. On their wedding tobr to Europe tbe bride will visit her sister. Miss Mary Fuller, who is still living in the musical atmosphere she most enjoys that of Berlin. DO LIN YIM YUNG. Mongols Boared at Dop Toy Du'g Buse in a Farce-Comedy. New York World.: "Do Lin Yim Ynng" was the title of a roar ing farce-comedy at tbe Chinese Theater Sat urday night. Translated into English the play's name means. "My Sister Was Engaged to a Man, but Another Man Won Her." Dop Toy Du scored his greatest hit as a funny man. He was just too funny with his white painted nose and cnrled mustache. Laundiymen, fantan players and storekeepers all laughed until they split their blouses. Seu Shane Hong was the hero. He loved Me Yun Gim, a sister of Dop Toy Du, Ho loved her so hard tbat even opium lost Its charm and he told tbe audience he would surely die if he didn't win tbe girl. He was a tricky Celestial, and when he found out that the fair Mo was en gaged to a rich nobleman be sent his aunt to abduct the girl. As soon as she was brought into his house he married her. Death uolonger had a fascination for him and shark's fins tasted bettertban ever. This high-handed way of wooing his sister made Dop Toy Du as mad as a Mongol can get when he beard of it. He demanded satisfac tion, and wanted to fight a duel withSeu Shane Hong with swords at a distance of about 50 paces. He was finally pacified with 40 cans of opium 15 years old. Then Dop bought a slave and palmed her off on tbe rich man as his daughter. The rich man dian't know the difference, but the audience did, and all Mott street went home laughing. THE CHICAGO SPLIT COMPLETE. Cregier and Harrison Nominated by Dlf- ferent Democratic Factions. Chicago, March 22, The Democratic City Conventionjtor the nomination of a candidate for Mayor was the scene of an unexpected ses satiou at 2:15 o'clock, yesterday afternoon, when from 100 to 150 of the delegates, the supporters of the candidacy of ex-Mayor Harrison, with drew from the convention in Turner Hall and organized an independent convention in Olrich Hall. The split was due to the dissatis faction of the Harrison following with the seating of tho contesting delegates. In tbe regular convention, after the usual preliminaries. Mayor Cregier was declared the nominee for Mayor. George Weiss, a wealthy German brewer, was nominated by tbe Cregierites for City Treasurer: Jacob Kern for City Attorney, and James C. Strain for City Clerk. The other faction nominated Harrison by acclamatloms BLAINE'S ALLEGED RETALIATION. Restrictions Placed Upon Shipments in Bond of Canadian Goods. Montreal, March 22. It Is reported that the United States customs authorities have issued a peremptory order that detailed invoices must accompany all shipments carriod through Maine for inspection. This is regarded as the first retaliatory meas ure for the Liberal's defeat. A Photographer's Trick. Washington Star.J There is a special apparatus in use at tho coast survey office for preventing photographs of maps from shrinking unevenly, as to affect their accuracy. Any photograph is smaller than tbe negative, becauso the paper on which it is printed, having been moistened, shrinks. Unfortunately, In shrinking It does not preserve its proportions, tbe shrinkage across the grain being something like twice as great as with the grain. Next time you bave a photograph taken get tbe pbotograpber to make one copy with the grain of tbo paper turned one way. and another contrariwise, and you will find that one will make you look fat, while the other will cause you to look lean. The effect is very curious, and.'it Is said, some times to be taken aavantage ot by photograph ers when customers want to be made to look stout or thin in their pictures. Judge Lynch Is Popular. Atlanta Constitution.) Tbe people of this couutry have reached tbe point where tbey prefer justice .and order out side of the law, to injustice and disorder under tbo law. ' 0UEErPEOPLfONE MEETS. ' Sketches of Eccentric Folk Slet'in Arkan sas' Health Resort Colonel John Fiske, the Weighty Man From New York Mill ionaires in Masquerade. IFItOiT A STAFP CORKESFOXDBXT. Hot Speings, Ark.. March 19. The whole community, visitors and residents alike, i is mourning tho loss of Colonel John A P. Fiske. Tho Colonel is not dead, but in a sleeping car on his way to New York City, which is almost as bad, so lar as wo who are left behind aro concerned. And who is Colonel Fiske? you may ask. Well, the catalogue of his titles and virtue s is a long one. In tbe first place, he is a good man, weighlngjit least 450 pounds. When be came here last November be weighed 500 pounds, and he succeeded in leaving 50 of them behind him. It is a peculiar thing about the baths, that you may. take them to increase your flesh or to diminish it and apparently the water is accommodating to all comers. But Colonel FIske's adipose tissue had little or nothing to do with his weight In the commn. nity. It served merely as an effective back gronnd to tho rare good qualities of its pos sessor. Such a combination of good humor and kindliness, ot warm sympathy and practical be nevolence, as exists in Colonel Fiske is very rarely found at a resort of this kind, where the selfishness of sickness predominates. The New Yorkers gravitated naturally more than others toward the Colonel, but everyone here recog nized his amiable rule. Colonel Fiske is Presi dent of twofat men's cIuds, I believe that of New York ana that of Connecticut, both ac knowledging him lord, and during the past winter he seems to have presided over the hot water club here with equal success. For- cer uereauer stout men wno visit me springs will rise up and call Colonel Fiska blessed when they revel witnin the ample limits of the monster bathtub which tbe proprietors of the Park Hotel built specially for tbe mighty New Yorkei's nse. The Immense void left by the departure of such a man is painfully evident. The table at which he sat In tbe dining room wbereunto some facetious friends one night wheeled him on a baggage truck to-day looks Iiko a band without a arum major, or a newspaper without a display head. For 13 years he has been com ing to the springs, and it follows that be is chock full of lore about the place and its patrons. Upon this store of information Colonel Fiske freely al lowed his friends to draw, and now that he is gone a great crowd of his subjects paid a tear ful adieu to him in the drawing room of tbe Pullman sleeper yesterday his worth is more keenly felt than ever. What is Hot Springs' loss, however, is the gain of the thousands who eat at Colonel Fiske's table in New York. A Millionaire Bunko-Steerer. I object to millionaires masquerading: They will do It Jay Gould, the last time he declined to converse with me on the platform of his pri vate car, wore a shabby and shiny coat that most of his employes would decline contemptu ously. But Jay Gould usually has a hedge of servitors about him who make known bis dig nity betimes. A friendly Flttsburger warned me on my ar rival to keep an eye open for bunko-st'eerers, v. ho he said were rather numerous. It has been my experience tbat by somo subtle instinct tbe bunko-steerer seems to be able to identify a newspaperman, no matter how guileless his ap pearance, and I hoped but did not expect to be tackled by one of the gold brick and lottery ticket gentlemen. Ihat very afternoon, as I emerged from an interview with a hotel clerk, an erect, elderly man, with gray hair and a nicely trimmed mustache, walked up to mo and, just touching his hat politely.adaresaed me as "Mr. Stephens. I believe." He looked so thoroughly respectable, albeit his clothes were a trifle rusty, tbat I was off my guard and sim ply replied that mv name was not Stephens. "Excuse me, sirl" replied the old gentleman, "I took you for an old friend's son, your name Is ?" He was so polite and so venerable looking tbat I never thought of confidence men or their tricks, and I gave him my name. He bowed, apologized for making the mistake and went away. As he disappeared in the crowd, it struck me that I had been incautious, but I forgot all about the old man in the excitement of a hunt for a trunk which an enterprising expressman had carried away. The episode came back to me vividly when a very well-dressed young man, with a good deal of showy jewelry, engaged me in conversation an hour or two later, and before I knew it had discovered what town I hailed from, and was airing his acquaintance with Pittsburg and its people, including two police judges, bv the wav. with a great show of friendliness. Before things got really interesting! was called away, and I never bad a chance to discover the character of the bejonelled young man who had such a love for Pitfsburg. I suspected tbe old man, however, of having prepared the way for the other fellow, aud for several days I watched him aud privately decided tbat be was a hoary-headed sharper of the most dangerous kind. It wa3a Western friend who gave me my next surprise. Re was talking to me when an old man I took for a Dnnko-steerer passed us, and I tentatively vented my suspicions. My Western friend laughed heartily. "I shall have to tell M that," said he; "I guess he's never been accused of bunko yet. He doesn't look much like a man worth 5,000, 000 or $0,000,000, either, I'll admit, but every body In Minneapolis knows that's about the size ot old M -'s pile." Rich Enongh to Wear Anything. And so it goes. Tbe swellcst people here are. for the most part, the poorest, and in this Ar kansas is not unlike the rest ot the world. There is an old man to be seen about the baths and lobbies of the hotels, and even on tbe street, whose coat Is greasy and lacking in but tons, whose trousers are frayed at the bottoms, and who for some inscrutable reason wears a rubber overshoe all tbe time on bis left foot. To all appearances he might be worth 50 cents, and many a crippled Deggaron tbe streets here has a more opulpnt air. Yet the eccentric in valid who shuffles along with ono foot In the grave and the other in a rubber shoe is more than a millionaire, and owns agood part of the new town that is taking the place of tbe rattle trap and tumbledown village wmen Hot Springs was until very lately. A Southern Self-SIade Croesus. There have been several fortunes made in the rapid rise of the new town. Last night I asked an old visitor here who a quiet little man of middle age 1 bad noticed about tbe bote! might be. Tbe man I referred to wa3 of medium height, slightly lame in the right leg, and of dark complexion, though I could tell you little about bis face but that it was lighted by a pair of keen, searching eyes that even the broad rim of a soft felt hat worn low ou the forehead could not obscure. "That is Ed Hogaboom." was the answer I got: "a representative American money-maker. He came to the Hot Springs years ago, to see what tbe water would do for the muscnlar rheumatism which be had contracted in the Civil War. Tbe water practically cured him, though it left him lame, as you see. Whenhe came here he clerked In a drugstore, and when his emDlover died he bought tho business from the latter's widow. He prospered exceedingly and bought other drugstores in the town. Then when a bank was started in the town his fellow-citizens thought so well of him that tbey made him president. The bank has done very well, and Mr. Hogaboom now is also president of tbe savings bank here. He obtained an In terest in the Kentucky etables. which controls the express and livery business of the town, earlv in bis business career, and tbat invest ment has paid wonderfully. When the East man Hotel was projected Mr. Hogaboom took $25,000 worth of stock, and he owns a large In terest, indeed he is tbe principal proprietor of the latest hotel, the Park, which rost pearly $500,000 to build. Now there is hardly an en terprise started in Arkansas that Mr. Hoga boom Is not Invited to join, and it can be said to his crodit that he has always been ready to help anv young man who shows a disposition to help himeir. To-day he is reckoned more than a millionaire." Such self-mado men seem tobe rarer here, than in Pittsburg. Perhaps the warm climate keeps a fellow from more tban half making himself, as it were. Hepbttrn Johns. BRIBERY IN MICHIGAN. A State Senator Says He Was Offered $30,000 by Republicans. SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH.! Lansing, Mich., March 22. The Democrats have unearthed what they believe to be an at tempt at bribery in the State Senate, and tbey say tbat not less tban $30,000 was promised. It so happened that tbe Senate was composed of an equal number of Democrats and Republi cans, with three Patrons of Husbandry hold ing the balance of power. Early in the sesion Senator Wilcox, one of the Patrons threw out vague hints about the Republicans offering him money, and yesterday the Democratic Central Committee pinned him don n, and be admitted that the sum of $30,000 was offered to him to be divided, if he could get two others to stand with the Republicans. STRANGE HYBEE03 AT COVINGTON. The Offspring ora Cat and a Rabbit Exciting Great Interest. trECIAL TKLKGKAM TO TUB DlrPATOIt.-. Covington, Ky., March 2a Hundreds of people are visiting the county jail to see six of tbe most curious animals ever seen here. They are the offspring of a cat and a rabbit. Tbey have cats' heads, rabbits' ears, and feet and tails like a cat. They are beautifully marked and very playful. AN UNDERGROUND HABITATION. Hunters Lost in a Forest Make a Remark able Discovery. tsrECIAi. HtlOBAM TO THE PISrATCIM Snow Hill, Md.. March 22. A party of 'coon hunters lost their way the other night in what is known as the "Burnt Swamp," near Wbaleyville, in this county. With tbe aid of a pine torch they pushed their way through tbe roots and water, when one of the party called attention to a pathway wbibb had evidently been made many years ago. After a consulta tion it was decided to take the beaten track with the hope tbat it would lead them out of the labyrinth. Tbey had proceeded only a short distance when their leader suddenly dis appeared from sight. Hastening forward they found that their companion had fallen Into a bole "which seemed to have been made by an uprooted tree and filled with about two feet ot water. Upon further Investigation, however, it was found by removing a large stone imbedded iu the earth on one side, that this was tbe en trance to a subterranean cave. There was plenty of room to crawl through, and the first to.enter found himself in a partly furnished room. Ho called to his comnanions. who were only too glad to find shelter for the night. A further examination revealed two other apart ments leading from the first. All were of good size, dry and comfortable. In one was found tbe remains of a rnst-eaten cook stove, and in the third six bunks partially filled with decayed straw and swamp moss. The supposition is that this underground habitation was made during tho latter part of tho war. FAITH CUBE POLLIES. A DanbnryMan Who Believed the Lord Re quired a Human Sacrifice. IRPXCIAL TKLXOSLAX TO THI DISFATCir.1 Danbubt, March 22. Brldgewater. a quiet little village eight miles from here, is In a state of agitation over a number of alleged faith cures, and Oliver H. Jessup, a well-to-do resi dent ot the place, has gone insane over tbe craze. A number of tbe villagers profess to have been cured of various ills by simple faith and prayer, and when Jessup was taken sick a week ago he refused to allow his family to call a doctor, relying on his recovery solely upon faith-cure advbeates. who surroundsd his bed at all hours of the day and night. Jessup finally conceived tho idea that the Lord required a human sacrifice. He was left alone for a few minutes on Thursday, and he prepared to carry out his insane freaks by con structing an altar from bis bedroom furniture, and pllingabout it a lot of combustibles. Then he seized his little granddaughter, a tot of a lew months, who was sleeping In the next room, and placed her upon the altar. A mem ber of the family, attracted by the child's cries, entered the room just as the insane man was toncbing a match to the inflammable material. The child was rescued without injury, but the bouse narrowly escaped destruction, aud tbe crazy man nearly lost his life before he was overpowered and carried away. DAN. DOUGHEETY'3 BE0THEB DEAD. He Asked for Food at a Philadelphia Honse and Perished From Exposure. rSPICIAt. TXLXGnAM TO TH DISPATOII.t Philadelphia. March 22. William Dough erty, a brother of Daniel Dougherty, was found dead yesterday evening in tbe cellar of tbe residence of Rev. Dr. George Dana Boardman, on Walnut street, where he had applied for food. He was very wet from tbe fierce rain storm when he came to the door, and tbe ser vant Invited him to come inside. Tbe heater in the cellar was out of order, and Mrs. Board man asked him to step Into the cellar and try to fix it. Dougherty went Into the cellar,whers he was heard moving around. In tbo meantime food had been prepared. As the stranger did not put in an appearance in a quarter ot an hour, tbe servant was sent to see what bad become of him. Tbe man whom she sought was dead, and lying on bis face. When taken to the station house, a search ot tbe man's clothing failed to reveal his identity. While the body was lying at tbe station bouse it was viewed bv an old man well known in Irish circles. He recognized the dead man as William Dougherty, brother of the well-known, silver-tongued orator. THE CALICO EAILE0AD. A Case in the Courts for Years Is Finally Settled. rsrXCIAL TBLIOBAH TO TH DISPATCH.I Zanesville, March 22. The "Calico" Rail road suit is ended after many years of litiga tion, and when the Circuit Court meets here on tbe 31st, an order will be made that 'will finally end It, and clear the case from tbe docket. The Calico road wis originally projected as a lino between Pittsburg and Maysville, Ky., passing through Cadiz, Cambridge, Washing ton and McConnellsville. Active preparations to build it were begun in 1856, about the time the Central Ohio was building. But the latter was a heaw load for the projecters, and the Calico road was still heavier for its backers, for they bad to lay down after expending a large amount of money. In 1871 an effort was made to revive it, 40 of the leading business men of tbe counties interested forming a syndi cate lor tbat purpose. It is believed now that the road will be put upon a good basis. O'KELLY IS NOT CHEEEFUL. ParneU's Envoy Recites tho Odds Against Which He Is Contending. .-SPECIAL TELEGRAJf TO TIIK DISPATCff.J Ne-w York. March ''22. James J. O'Kelly. one of Mr. ParneU's envoys, left yesterday for Lincoln. Neb. Until be has consulted with President Fitzgerald,of the Land League, there will be little done in the way of vigorous drum ming for subscriptions. Speaking of the feeling of the Irish people toward Mr. Parnell. Mr. O'Kelly said: 'The men who are really tbe bone and sinew of Ireland to-day aro with us. Tbe trouble is that the old men are against us. In Ireland people live to a great age, and the head of a bouse clings to his patriarchal rights most tenacious ly. As these old men were bred in the bard days when there was little chance for educa tion, they take a narrow and prejudiced view of things. They wield the influence in politics. while their sons, who are more intelligent, can ao nothing." LOOKING AT GRANDPA. General Garfield's Grandson Makes His First Visit to the White House. IFBOM A STAFF COBBESPONDBXT.l Washington. March 22. A day or two ago a nurse accompanying a baby boy came into tbe Wbite House, and after strolling through tbe East Room asked permission to show her little charge the other parts. Stopping in front of the portrait of President Garfield she said to tho little one: "See grandpa." and the boy laughed up at the picture. Ho was James Garfield Brown, tho son of Mr. and Mrs.'Stan Iey Brown, and was making his first visit to the White House. I Mrs. Garfield has been visiting her dau?ntnr for somo weeks, but going our, as she does, so little, only ber more intimate friends have known of herpresence In the city. A Neat Compliment. KxchanRe.j A neatly turned compliment was that be stowed by Charles Bertram, the English presti digitator, upon Dr. Walsh, the much-beloved Archbishop of Dublin. Bertram, at a private seance, bad taken up a pack of cards and asked Dr. WaisU to select one. "The card you have drawn," said the juggler, "is the king of hearts." "No." replied tbe Archbishop, "it is thefive of clubs." "Well," said Bertram, in a tone of assumed astonishment, "it is the first time I have ever failed in that trick. Would you look at tbat card again?" Dr. Walsh assented, and in the place of the five of clubs be beheld an excellent portrait of himself. "I wasn't so much wrong after all," remarked Bertram, "for Your Grace is tho king of hearts in Ireland." Italian Idleness. New York Snn.f I have seen happiness." said a traveler. "In Naples there is a long sea-wall, with a broad top. Ononesido is tbe bay, on the other tho mountain. You knour the sun generally shines in Italy, and you have read how brightly, how gently, how deliciously it shines. Well, every day tbousands of Neapolitans come down to this wall and stretch themselves upon It, and lie there in a line several miles long from early in the morning until sunset They scarcely move. They breathe gently. They doze. They look at you with unspeakable content in their eves If you pass wttmn easy range of them. It takes only a littlu f ruit, a little wine, and tbe fewest rags to make life possible. Their wives do all the work. They enjoy. I envy them." An TJnfortnnato Simile. Detroit Journal.! A writer in tho Lo Roy Independent winds up an item about women by saying they should "be bandied like eggs." The writer, evidently a woman, seems to forget that eggs are often beaten and havo to be broken before tbey are any good. Tillers or the Earth and Sea. 'Philadelphia Times. The warships would not have been wrecked If the tiller had been rightly managed. The moral ot this is tbat the great parties bad better look out for the farmers. ' CURI0DS" CONDENSATIONS Sleighing in Maine is still excellent Twenty-seven railroads terminate In Chicago. The little city of Spokane Falls, "Wash., contains 4,000 Swedes. The winter just ended in Iceland was the mildest ever known. A man In Salina, Northern Kama', has already planted a patch ot potatoes. A "Wichita, Kan., youngster, aged 2 years, knows all tbe letters and figures. The largest copper mines in the world the Anaconda in Montana have shnt down. Japan's first Parliament contains 11 Christians, one of whom is the presiding offi cer. Local item in the Albany, Kan., Iitdaer: "John Thompson's dogs are ail dead but 12." lo some parts of Australia locusts and caterpillars ara several inches thick on the ground. A resident of Balrdstown, Ga., is buy ing Confederate money, paying 5 cents on tbe dollar for it. There has been skating on ihe Thames at Twickenham, which has not Deen possible for over 30 years. Tbe G. A. B. of Cincinnati are making an effort for reduced undertaking rates for de ceased members. It is said that the natives of Alaska spend so much of their time in boats tbat their legs are crooked and weak. The United States ot Columbia leads all the South America countries in active prepa rations for the World's Fair. A Kansas woman began saving dimes a year aud a half ago, and she broke ber bank open the other day and counted out S113 70. The most expensive street car in the world Is owned by the Scott Electric Railway Company ot Cleveland. The car cost 110,000. A soldier at the battle of Wounded Knee, wno was shot from arm pit to arm pit through both lungs, is as well to-day as he ever was. Two enterprising homesteaders In Colo rado stole a completely furnished house tho other day, hauling it 14 miles to laud of their own. Tbe Bell telephone patent soon expires in England. In the United States it runs until 1893. 17 years from the time the patent was Issued. Jackson, Ga., has a freak in the shape of a four-footed chicken. The fore feet are normal, but the hinds are placed for walking backward. In a recent fox chase at Albany, Ga., Miss Leila Venable. of Atlanta, spent seven hours continuously in tho saddle, and was in at tbe death. In a small river island near Abbeville, Ga., a party of boy hunters found a regular army of rabbits. Hundreds of tbe animals were killed. Scientists have demonstrated that it is possible to change every gas into liquid form. It is simply a question of securing the proper temperature and pressure. Mrs. Erastus D. "Williams, of Athens, Me., bas not spoken aloud for nearly three years till within two weeks before her hus band's death, which occurred recently, her voice came again. An interesting curio sold at the Bray-ton-Ives sale was a flawless crystal ball, 657-100 inches in diameter. In Japan such spheres are objects of worship, and those five Inches in diameter are exceedingly rare and costly. This one 13 flawless and sold for $2,800. The Lummi Indians, located on a reser vation a few miles from Whatcom, Wash., now number only about 200. They were once a pow erful tribe, but have dwindled to their present number by warfare and disease. They are peaceful, industrious and religious. Greenfield, O., is all astir over the visi tation of a strange apparition in the garb of a woman dre3sed in black, making its appear ance about midnight. A number of the young men of tbo town have attempted to follow it, bat it seems to vanish in the air when closely approached. Captain Steigena, of Holland, Mich., has a big company of Dutch boys drilled entire ly after the tactics of the army in which ne served that of the Netherlands. It bas se curod a full equipment of arms from tbe Gov ernment, and may attend the next encampment as a separate affair. The difficulty in the way of thepeasants in Russia attending mass has been overcome in those sparsely inhabited tracts of country which are crossed by a railway by a traveling church capable of seating 70 persons and per forming parochial duties at several stations during the day. A Teesville, Mo., woman was sitting in a wagon watching her son cut down a tree. Tbe tree fell toward tbe wagon, and the boy, called to bis mother to get ont of the way. Sbo seemed unable to move. The tree crashed down just behind tho wagon without touching Mrs. Trollinger, but sbe fell over, dead. Iowa owns 5,921.100 hogs; Illinois, 4,944,258; Missouri, 4,586.400; Kansas. 3,144.324; Nebraska, 2,309,779; Ohio. 2.74L565. and the six New England States, 342.039. Tennessee has 2.287,059, Kentucky, 2,300,204. The hog-uroduc-Ing States are in tbe Ohio and Mississippi Val leys, A Southern genius has made out of a drygooas box a clock that keeps 13 different times with perfect accuracy. It shows the time in Atlanta, San Francisco, Cairo, Egypt; Shanghai, China; Paris, France; Quebec. Can ada; Melbourne. Australia; City of Mexico, Dublin, Ireland; Berlin, Germany, and Rome in Italy. It has long been a belief among con noisseurs in art that Phidias Praxiteles and the Greek scnlntors did not leave their work in the pure wbite marble, bnt tbat it was tinted and colored. To tbis doctrine Edward H. Robinson, curator of the Greek art department in the Boston museum ot fine arts, bas long been a convert, and under his direction a collection illustrating color in sculpture will be opened. . A woman once consulted a seer regard ing a way to retain the affection of ber hus band, and this was the advice received: "Get a raw piece of best sirloin steak about half an inch thick. Rub with a central slice from a wild onion, salt and pepper. Toast over a bright coal fire on a gridiron which is bandied only by yourself, never by your servants; then pnt a little sweet butter over tbe beef. Give him halt a pound of this each morning and do not speak while he eats it." The latest census. A Swiss scholar has heed taking a census of the inhabitants of a cheese. Tbo microscopic examination of one "gramm" of a fresh Emmenthaler cheese, such as Is sold in England under the' name of Gruyere, contained no fewer than 90,000 so called microbes. This prodigious encampment, after 70 days, proved to bave increased to a tribe of 800.000. Another sort of cheese con tained within a single "gramm" board and lodging for about 2,0W),0OO microbes, while ic a "gramm" cnt from the rind ot the same cheese hnfnnnrlabont 5.OUO.U0O of theso Inhabitants. A piece of cheese upon our tables, of a few pounds' weight, may consequently contain more microbe inhabitants tban there ara human inhabitants in the whole world. FACETIOUS TANCIES. She sped along the icy street, A-coming out young bud; '." She slipped, alas '. out flew her feet There was an awful thud. The man who helped her to arise Told me with bated breath. That the word she used, to his surprise. Means something after death. puck. "Some people," said a clever observer speatlng of an over-sensitive friend the other day, "leave their reelings lying around for othef people to step oa."-ioston Traveller. Turnkey Ennis Did yon search that man in No. 51? Sergeant SInkkIng Yes; what's the matter? Turnkey Ennls-Why. he wants 'to know If you've uot his false teeth out here. He wants to eat supper. Cincinnati Enquirer. The short comings of the English baronet at baccarat may be due to the fact that Cummlngi was "short." Sew forft It'orW. Hardf ace I used to be a regular caller at the Bellows mansion. CheeLleiKb-Oh. come off! Hardface It's a fact. Used to drive a milk wagon; course I did. Epoch. Biffles This-is a pretty high wind. S 1 lffles-I suppose it's due to the JIcKln Billies' Gun-Bang t Sniffles' Corp.e Thud ! , Coroner's Jury -Justifiable. Hunsey't irw(yi Judge What do von .In ilnrinc the week?' Tramp nothing. And on Sunday? Then 1 tale a day oft. Texas SiUngt. ... j .. -. "My daughter can sing in all the Ian- Knages." ...-rt.3 "So I see. She's doing it now, is she noMJf? aurycr'g ""rutir, j): a-'1 ''