MARCH firncic; VOTI Bijou Theter. 'Uan'll,, Uuquesne Theater. TUitcher's Mlnstreli Grand Opera Honse Kiclisrd JlansSeld JTarry William Academy Hill' Novelties Cvls iluseam Curiosities, etc World's Museum Curiosities, etc Harris' Tlieater. "Lights and hhadows" The abore are the theatrical attractions for this week. V "We have loand in Miss Marie Tempest Just what we expected a pleasing little girl ith a fair voice. She is fortunate in ap pearing in roles that fit her particular qual ify of talent. Both as Kitty Carroll and Dorothy the gives yon the impression that no one else eonld make as much oi the parts as the does. I suppose she is riRht. When Marie Tempest grows tired of siDcinc the parts I don't know where her successor is to be found. V I wish John Mackay had staved In mnMcal comedy. He is a good comedian, butl do not think he is in bis element Id opera. You re member bow amusing lie was in "Pop." a few years ago, with prettv Kate Castleton playing tne oppo.ttep.irt. Perhaps our remembrance of that excruciatingly funny performance cansed us to expect more or him last week. The poor fellow had a very bad cnld. however, so that mcst be considered in palliation of his rather inferior work in "Tho lied Hussar" and Dorothy," V Said George Marion, the Jonah of "A Brass Monkey," to me tho other day: "1 do not care for farce-comedy, pure and simple. I think that a little serious work with the buffoonery Is preferred by tbe audience, and I am sore I like it better. I am going to do farce-comedy sgain next season, however, although not in "A llrass Monkey.' I have written one entitled 'Mr. MaccarJui,' in which I shall play a bogus Italian Count and a negro. I Khali have plenty of opportunity oi exercising my Italian dialect. How did I learn the dialect? Why, by lining right in among Italun peddlers and organ trnndersin 'Frisco and elsewhere. 1 studied the dialed for years, and now it is no trouble for me to talk with the peculiar accent of the American Italian. It is a difficult accent to ac quire, but when ence you have it it sticks." V I Hero is a characteristic letter I have received from a well-known theatrical manager. It ex plains itself: "In the whirling vortex of jour nalistic life and the touching appeals of the gushing advance agents, do not overlook the fact that once more lam avant couner.ing' our wa j, and soon n ill pour into your ear and Vaste basket tbe manifold attractions of the Rreat melodrama, "Monej Mad." It is a strong play, by Steele Mackae, and ought to draw well, lor there is a "draw" bridge in the play, Tbe week of March 16 is tbe date, and tne iiijou tne place, feeiah. xours fraternally, O. iL. Remgtox." . A bright young Pittsburger, Mr. John Stur geon, who has done good work in the com panies or Messrs. Booth, Barrett and Wardc. Is about to venture in a new line. He will give Rhakespearean readings in Dr. Woodburn's liaptist Church, on Sandusky street, on Tues day next, under the auspices of the Y. P. S. C K. Mr. Sturgeon has jast closed a short sea son in "The Kajah." Judging from what he has already done, there is hope hat his read ings will be succes9fuL Bijou Theater. At the Bijou commencing to-morrow evening Gus. Williams and John T. Kelly.togctberwitb un excellent company of comedians, wnl pre sent the entire new musical satire entitled "U & L" The authors of the skit have attempted la mild satire on the new York system of fiat bouses. Those who have never lived in a fiat may not appreciate the satire, but the fact of escaping the experience of more than compen sate for tbe loss of satirical flavor. Yet there Is a good, consistent plot to "U & I" notwith standing tbat it has been written for laughing liurposes, introducing as it does a number of characters met with in every day life. The llrst act is located in the parlors of Mile. Ver micelli's apartment. She is an actress at tho Hew York Casino. Act II is civeu in the dining room oi J'rof. TTnqoblotz's apartments (Gus Williams). Act 11L is the grand fete pven on the roof garden of the Sitting Bull iVlats, which is a scene never before seta on the Is'ew York stage and is a new idea. There are employed, in order to interpret the niece prop erly, four )oung ladies who impersonate comic opera svlphs. erratic as persons in their sphere of life usually are; a comic opera prima donna who is worshipped by the Johnnies: a dude, American by birth but English by adoption; a policeman, whoe idea of keeping the peace is to keep a good distance from all disturbances; s. janitor, n ho is the despotic ruler of the Sit ting Bull Kla.e; a confidential maid, who is called Babelte because it is tonier than Bridget; a retired Irish bricklayer contractor, who visits tbe metropolis one night and sees enongh to last him for ever, and a German music teacher, a victim of circumstances and mixed drinks. It will at once be perceived that GjS Will iams plays the German music teacher and John, T. Kelly the Irish bricklayer, and they exact enough humor out of their parts to occupy the entire evening's entertainment, were it not for the fact that a number ot the very cleverest comedians will support the two stars and will assist in keeping up the hilarity throughout the performance. Aliis riome West, tho comedienne of the comnanv. bv her beantv nnri talent, has created a veritable furore m the large cities in which sLe has kolar appeared this, season, notably classical Boston, Chicago and Philadelphia. Here is the cast: Prof. John CngtrbloU, a victim ot circum stances and mlxtHi drinks, Gns Williams: O'Don waa Junes, or iiaverstraw, . 1 wuo visits the metropolis to see life, and sees enough tolaMhlm forever. John 1. Kcllv; Oncer lutut Haphazard, a Janitor, the despotic inter of the Sitting Bull Flats, Charles Wayne. Atiam Clubber, a police man, whose ideas of keeping the peace Is to keen at a distance from ail disturbances. Hairy Kelly; Percy Van Astur, American by bl-th, but llntish nyadoutiua. Charles F. Walton; AiiGtherJalMng, icMnourU. Hess, il'l's I'eraf ctllU a comic opera deitv worshiped by the Johnnits." illss Oertrude Zella; hubette. JfUe Vemiecffi maid, calleu liaberte because it is touler than Uriocet (American debnt). Miss Flor rieWest; Jirs. Uxgcrblatz, the professor's wire, whose temporary absence from home is the cause of the trouble. Miss Anna Caldwell; Jltana S, : Helta B, Miss Joslt Fair bank: Carrie C.MIss Florence Carlisle; Grant Jf, Miss Ida Kalrbank comic opera sylphs, erratic as persons In their sptiere of useluiness usually are. Dnquesne Theater. Manager Henderson, of tho Dnquesne Thea ter, this neck presents as bis attraction Thatcher's Minstrels. Mr. George Thatcher, the humorist, will appear at every perform ance, and willie seconded in bis fun-provoking endeavors by Burt Sbeppard. It is said tbat be makes his points with intelligence, never de scending to vulgarity. He serves as an excel lent foil for Thatcher, their duet, "A Feline Duo," being one of the features of the first part. Thomas LeMack sings his original song, The World's Fair." R. J. Jose, the California tenor, who is one of the sweetest of male sing ers, will render a new composition, "The Lone Grave." b, the well-known ballad writer, Paul Dresir. "Tie solt and silvery tones of Jnse: tbe pure, clear voice ot Uaymon Moore, Enclisa balladist: the nth, full notes of H. W. Friliman. the great basso, and tbe resonant baritone of Thomas Lewis, will be beard in harmonious combination in the rendition of "Tbe Bridge." Jotin A. Coleman will sing "Strolling by the Sea," introducing bis original and eccentric dancing. Thomas Lewis will render "Tbe Ship That Carries Me Home." "Katie Darling" will be given by Raymond Moore and the "Lost Chord" by H. W. Friilman. The first part finale will be entitled "Sticks From the Wood box of Memory," introducing many once faiml Ir melodies, presenting Thomas LeMack as O'rf Holt Itidlni and Messrs. Coleman and Lewis as the t'An Jj'on Craft. Tho second pm will include Messra. Gregory and Elmar in their triple bar performance, Frank Lamondue In bis original "Fun on a Clothes Line" and tbe two musical comedians. Wood and Shep. pard. In their original and hnmorous special ties. The entertainment will close with an original conceit called The Fate of the Gondo liers." which introduces tbe entire companv. w J3l III wMinwm with Geerco Thatcher's zailitajy bint under jXeTea put hua in a liTery atable an.' in a hard t the leadership of XV. H. A. CroaVblte. TJi family matinee will be given on 7TednedaT. Grand Opera pouse. To-morrow evening Mr. Richard Mansfield, supported by bis own stock companv. begins an engagement at the Grand Opera House, pre senting for the first time in this eity tbe new comedy, "Beau BrummrlU" Mr. Mansfield's conn-any, comprising among otners, .Messrs, V. H. Harkins, W. J. Ferguson, W. H. Crompton, K. G. Andrews, Harry Gwynette. and Misses Beatrice Gameron, Ethel Sprague, AUela Measor and Mrs. Julia Brutone. It is nearly three years since Mansfield appeared In Pitts burg. Tbe advance sle of seats points to a prosperous week's business. Several large the ater parties have been formed for the different performances 3unng tbe week. ''Beau Brum mell" is said to be one of the distinct triumphs of tho modern stage. Jefferson-Florence. The appearance of three such arrWi as Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Florence and Mrs.T)rew, snr. rounded by other prominent actors and act resses in1 two such rare comedies as "The Rivals" and "The Helr-at-Law," is an event of such peculiar Interest as to waken tbe memories and stir tbe feelings of the. most staid of play, goers. Tbe principal people m this company of players are so well known as to need un comment- Tfie engagement opens at tbe Du quesne on March 9 for one week, press n ting 'The Rivals" Monday, Tuesday and Wednes day nights, and "The Heir at-La" Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights and at the matinee on Saturday, Tbe former was presented here last season, while the latter has not been seen here in years. Davis' Museum. The SO days' fast of Elmer Collins ig pro gressing nicely at the Fifth Avenue Museums but Manager Davis announces a brand new show this week in every department. In tbe lectnre hall he will introduce for the first time in this city Zamora, a triple-jointed won der, who is prononnced tbe oddest human be ing alive. He can be bound, chained, tied or handcuffed in any conceivable way, and will gain his liberty in an instant. He has double tbe number of joints of any ordinary man. Another novelty will be a swarm of bees, with their Italian aneen. Tbev are in a handsome. observable hive, made of cherry, and you can see the bees at W"fk build ing comb, feeding the young, the queen laying eg ana tne young oee naicningouc There is Zinzarett the magician. Madame Devere. a lady with a luxuriant beard, and Prof. Webb's fcrnll saw. In tbe cunn hall the Alhamnra Comedy Company comprising 14 artists in all, will present what is promised to be one of the strongest shows ever placed in a museum. Ainmic the artists who will appear are Charles Dean and FJorence Harrison, sketch and character performers; the Christy Brothers, grotesques; Florence and Larry Blake, who are vocalists, instrumentalists and comedians; D'Elmore and Baker in a creation entirely original, and the sketch, topical and motto artist, Mr. Joseph Ripley. 'World's Museum-Theater, "Hop O' My Thumb," who bas been the center of attraction at this popular house tbe past week, will remain another week. He is certainly tbe smallest man that ever lived or that we have ever heard about; one can hardly believe that such a diminutive being as he is said to be could live, and be endowed with In telligence and all other faculties which a fully matured person can possess, yet nevertheless such is a fjet, and nothing except a visit to the museum and an interview with him could possibly convey any idea as to what a wonderfully small and intelligent a person be is. Mme. Irwin, who makes a re markable ascension by the teeth, is among the many other attractions in the curio ball this week, and in the theater the Nihbes' great specialty company will no doubt entertain tbe natrons in an excellent performance, as follows: St. Leon and McCusirk, the great burlesque dim; Miles and Wyandotte, tbe premier sketch artists; Lew Tatem, whose burlesque stump oratory is dendcUy amusing; Moreland and Thompson, the gifted vocal dno: William Irwin, who perforins the wonderful feat of starding on his bead on a swipgingtrapeze bar and l evolving at great speed unaided by hands or feet: the two Xibbes. tbe greatest of all character comedians, and Chris Green, the eccentric mnsicil moke. Taken altogether, a great show for 10 cents. Harry Williams' Academy. Gns Hill's World of Novelties will bold the boards at the Academy of Music this week. Besides Gus Hill himself, tbe company includes Charles H. Hoey, the champion all-around club juggle:; Estelle Wellington, tbe dashing queen, of &ong and dance; Charles G. Seunnur, the cleverest of mimics, in bis wonderful imitation ot prominent actors; Frederick J. Huber, the eccentric character comedian, assisted by Kitty Allyne, and specialists and vocalists Innumera ble. Tho show is said to be suonger than ever. Harris' Tneater. Harris, Brltton A Dean bave "Lights and Shadows" at their theater this week. The Pnlladelpbia Times recently reviewed a per formance as follows: " 'Lights and Shadows,' a melodrama seen here before, was presented according to a reconstructed version, Witt very handsome scenic effects. Tbe view of the East river bridge and the representation of a den of thieves where the water from tbe sewer breaks in were extremely realistic, and evoked great applause." Stage Whispers. "McCabtht's Mishaps" will toon pay us another visit. AK illuminated roof garden scene in "U &. V is almost an exact representation of the famous roof garden of tbe New York Casino. . W. J. Scanlan is having the most successful tour tbat he bas ever known. It is estimated that his profits for this eeasdn will reach KKX 000. In an interview with a New York Serald re porter Mme. Bernhardt says: iYo3 have one great artist in America Clara Morns. I saw her twice. She is wonderfuk" Er.oNSON- HotvASD has arranged with Stuart Robson for a production of 'The Henrietta" at the Avenue Theater in London on March 23. A well-known English comedian will take the part plaed here by Mr. Robson. Tne eminent romantic actor, Robert ManteU, begins a woek's engagement at the Bijou Thea ter on Monday evening, March 9, when he will appear In a spectacular revival .of Alexander Dumas' famous heroic drama, .'The Corslcaa Brothers. Jefferson and Florence, those two incom parable masters of legitimate comedy, will fol low the minstrels At the Dnquesne Theater. The engagement Is for one wetk only, and repor-to-re of nlay will be given, including, of cour-e, "The Uival," in which, as Jiob Acres, Mr. Jefferson has never bad an equal. Manager David Henderson promises Pittsburg a season of light opera at the Dn quesne Theater next summer. The company which Its now Deing formed is to be away np and beyond in personnel and equipment any repertoire company which bas ever whiled away tbe tedium of the heated months. Joseph Jefferson is not only an admirable actor, but be is a painter of much more than ordinary skill. Tho work that he has performed In either department of art would bave secured for him more than common reputation. He has painted pictures that would have brought big prices if nobody had ever known the identity of tbe author. It is quite certain 'that the name of Joseph Jefferson will never be for gotten by tbe lovers ot all that Is best in art. Talking about Denman Thompson's char acteristic picture of bome-lile framed in 'The Old Homestead," no matter bow many times it may be seen, there seem to be jnst as many hidden beauties in its vivid plcturings as exists in the average home-life of the present day. Truly Denman Thompson touched gently a sulject that is well calculated to come home to most of its auditors, when be constructed the foundation of the play which has made his name to famous. The sale of "My Aunt Bridget ' on February 20, at Klaw ot Erlanger's Exchange, terminates the copartnership between George W. Monroe, Jobn a Rice and Robert B. Monroe, known under tbe name ot Monroe Rice. By mutual agreement Monroe & Rice will continue to play "My Aunt Bridget" until April 20, when all ex isting contracts will have been filled. At the auction "My Aunt Bridget" was sold for Si.550 to Mr. Abe Erlanger, and subsequently was bought bv Robert B. Monroe for $5,000. Fikst impressions are generally thought the best, but this does not seem to apply in Steele Mackare's case with bis plays. The famous play, "Hazel Kirke,,' was first produced under tbe title of "Tbe Iron Will." His more recent play, "Paul Kauvar," first saw the light in Buf falo as "Anarchy." "Money Mad," his latest, was originally known by tbe title of "Through the Dark" and afterward as "The Noble Rogue." Tbe cbange in each instance bas re sulted in the success of tbe new. christened play. This verifies the trite saying: "A wise man changes his mind and a fool never." Soi. Smith KussELLsome years ago, played in a small town, and did not leave until noon the following day. Iutho forenoon an elderly countryman saw him about tho hotel, and, after some hesitation, came up and said: "Be you the man that played last night at the Opry Houser" Russell said, "I was the culprit." "Well, I want to speak to you about a boy o' mine. I've tried to make a farmer of him an' I've 'pronticed him out twice to learn trades; SEW ADVERTISE5ircrr& DUQUESNE. Pittsburg's Leaning Mer. P. HENDERSON AND JOHN W. NORTON, MANAGERB. A RED-IETTEB WEEK. BEGINNING jMONDAYSSJ ORIGIN- : ALITY. ; iMAnCH 2,j B&turday. NOVELTY.: 45TrIuniphantTroubadour845 Under the management et Rich A Harris. The World's Greatest Minstrel Organization ! The most talented, best naid, best paying and best playing band of minstrels under the sun. A PEW OP TH3 MANY: COMEDIANS George Thatcher, Burt Shepsrd, Thos. Le Mack, John A. Coleman, Ed Marble, George f. Lewis, The Singing"W"onders of the "World: R. J. Jose, Raymond Moore, H. "W. Friilman, Thos. Lewis, "W. A, Patterson, SPECIALISTS: "Wood -Shepard, Mnsical Comedians; Frank La Mondne, "Wire Walker; Mazuz & Abacchi, Arab Tumblersj Gregory & Elmar, Triple Bar Performers; Geo. W. Lewis and his corps of dancers, And the One and Only Geo. TeaxCheb. Next week-JEFFERSON 4 FLORENCE in REPERTORY. Seats ready at Box Office and Hays', T6 Fifth ave., Thursday. f e27-4S EXTRA. On week, commencing MONDAY, March 9, Only matinee Saturday. JOSEPH WM. J. JBFFERSON, FLORENCE COMEDi COMPANY, COMPRISINO: Joseph Jefferson ....Wm. J. Florence Mrs. lohn Drew.... Mme. Pnnisl F. C. Bangs.., , Viola Allen Frederick Paulding....... Elsie Lombard Fred G. Ross Joseph Warren George W. Denham John H. Goodwin Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights THE RIVALS. Thursday, Friday, Saturday night and Satur, day matinee HEIR-AT-LAW. Scale of Prices J2, tl 91, 81. 50c 26c. Bale of seats opens Thursday. March 6, at Theater and Hays', No, 75 Fifth av. mhl-20 HARRISTHEATER. Sirs. P. Harris, R. L. Brltton, T. V. Dean, Proprietors and Managers. Week Commencing Monday, March 2. Every Afternoon and Evening, THE BTRONG REALISTIC MELO-DRAMA, LIGHTS -AND- "SHADOWS. BY CHARLES GAYLER. Tbe FamSnt Flood Scene) I The Revolving Towers! The Steel Room! The Escape Through Glass Doors) Week March 9 Susie Howard in "Nell the Walt" rohI-7 FAIR AT KENYON'S HALL. Bemplo BuUdinc. No. 163 Federal et, Allegheny. Under the ansplces of Lorena Council No. 73, Jr. O. U. A M. Every evening from 8 to 11 F. u. Admission, 10 cents. Tbe popular Grand Army Orchestra. Colonel Hart, prompter. mhl-24 THTJMA'S DANCING ACADEMY. rO. 64 FOURTH AVENUE. The third term for beginners commences next week, starting March 2. l&JL CLASSES EVERY EVENING. This Is the last complete term for beginners. mhl-10 ware store, bnt it wan't no use. I hain't been able to make notbin' of him. When I seen you last nigbt 1 kinder thought maybe he'd make a good actor. He's prettv much tbe same kind of gol darn fool you be." How Colds Are Cared In Alaska. Some of the readers of The Dispatch may wish to know how colds are cured in the ircien regions of the north. If so tbe fol lowing extract from a recent letter of C. E. Coon, a druggist in Jnnean, Alaska, will interest them. He says: "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is selling better than ever. It is harder to get into tbe boxes than to sell the remedy alter they are opened." Mr. Coon's sales were rather light for the first year he bandied this medicine, but have increased each year as the people. there be come better acquainted with its valuable properties, until it is now the most popular medicine be handles for coughs and colds, which shows that real merit is as much ap preciated in the far north as at home, and in time the best is sure to become the most popular. For sale by druggists. tvsu Gold and Silver Watches. Call this week and see special low prices on first-class watches. Your old watch taken in exchange at Hauch's, No. 295 Fifth ave nue. . tcfsu Seal Plush. Sacqucs and Jackets, Newmarkets, stockinette jackets, cloth wraps, astrakhan and far capes and chil dren's sacques have been reduced to close them out immediately on many grades to one-half former prices at H, J, Lynch's, ,438-iiO Maiket street. " Ihrsa. i tX'L Itt! NEW AOTTOXISBWENTa, "T- daCmrtDX. ,1?1VIV FEDEB4L 8T ALLEQHEXT - (Near Blxth Street Bridge). TheLadies and Children's Favorite Amusement Resort. OiE BBK3 COMMENDING MONDAY, MARCH 2. CURIO HALL. 01 Age, 20 Years. Weight, 9 Lbs. Tbe Smallest and Most Remarkable Man In the World. MME. IRWJN, in tter ureal leetn Ascension Act. This lady possesses the most remarkable strength, in ber Teeth and Jaws. AND MANY OTHERS. IHEATBE. THE "SlBBES Great Specialty Co. ST. LEON AND M'CUSICK, The Greatest Burlesque JDuo. RULES AND WYANDOTTE, The Premier Sketch Artists. LEW TATEM, The Great Stump Orator, "Or Words to That MORELAND & THOMPSON, The Gifted Vocal Duo. WILLIAM IRWIN, In His Great Head Balancing Act on the Swinging Trapeze. 2-1TIBBBS-2 The Greatest of all Character Comedians. CHRIS GREEN, Tbe Eccentric Musical Moke. ADMISSION, 10 OTS. CHILDREN, 5 CENTS. Next 'W'eek THE BENNET COMEDY CO. In tbe Great Sensational Drama, A ROYAL SLAVE. mhl-67 HARRY WILLIAMS' ACADEMY Monday Matinee, March 2. Night Prices of Admission. E?ery Nigbt aqd at the Matinees Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. The Judges, Gns Hill, Chas, H. Hoey, Miss Estelle "Wellington, Ohas. O. Beymonr, Fred J. Hnber, Miss Kitty Allyne, Little Chip, Jos. E. Black, Gilbert Sarony, HILL'S WORLD OF Blooksom and Burns, Eddie Brans, Miss Josie Erans, Miss Emily Feare, A. "W. Handy, And tbe New Comedy, called : MARRIED : MASHERS. THE March 9 City Club Vauderille and Burlesque Company. mbl-1 I OPERA HOUSE. MR. E. D. WILT, Lessee and Manager. Beginning To-Morrow, Monday Night. EichardMansfield And his New York Stock Company, under the direction of Mr. A. F. Hartz, in ill II Special Matinee Wednesday. PRIHCE KARL Saturday nieht, by Special Bequest, Dr. Myll and Mr. Hyde, Prices $1 50, $1, 75c, 50c, 25 & Neft weefe-TEE QLD HOMESTEAD. Wfwf.H"l""HW-TW gf& g 9l m( fe3i mmrSMmm rv"fmffiTS' HOP THUMB II . t.fH.r. -1. 4 i 1 fc - ?tvAur. ? .1 l' .J-T?. S NKW ADVUUtTlSEMESTS. HARRY DAVIS' FIFTH AVENUE fT The Amusement Home of Ladies and Children. COMMENCING MONDAY, JARCH 2. AN AVALANCHE OF WONPEIR AND NOV- ELTY, 8TRANGE, SURPRISING AND STARTLING SUBJECT8. First tinie in this city, The Triple-JQtated Wonder. He is tbe oddest human being born to live. He Id triple-jointed in alt tbe connections ot his boay, hayine double tbe number of Joints of any other human belns. 'ttee bin) and be convinced. You can ta nira, you can bind him. yon can chain him, you can handcuff ntnCand immediately ZA. MOP A. will regain his liberty to your ereat astonishment. His love of freedom is beyond be lief in intricate incenuity. The busy, busy bees a swarm of ITALIAN BEES In tbelr beautiful observatory hire. Yon can see the bees at work building comb, the queen laying eggs, nees ieeainp young, young bees batch ice; out. The World's Greatest Mystlficator, ZANZARETT, In bis dextrous presentation of the art magique. MME. DEYERE, A beautiful lady witb a luxuriant hirsute cot ering oyer ber face that any man might envy. COMMENCING HIS THIRD WEEK -80 DAYS WITHQOT KOOD Ten days Since a morsel of food bas passed the Hds of ELMER OOLLINS, Now fasting at the museum, "If he exists IS days without food he will receive from Uanager Davis 3500. If be exists 80 days In all he will re ceive $1,000. Prof. Webb's Ingenious Scroll Saw. IN THE THEATOBITJM. The Aiiiambra Comedy Co. Introducing CHAS. H.DEANE end FLORENCE HARRISON Tbe World-Famed Comedy, Sketch and Char acter trusts. Premier Grotesques, The Christy Brothers. Tbe Popular Favorites, Harry-THE BLAKES-Florence, Sqclety Sketch Artists, They are Yocallsts, Instrumentalists and Comedians, The Protean Flayers, D'ELMAR and BAKER, In a new Shakespearean Sketch. JOSEPHRIPLEY, The Famous Descriptive, Topical and Motto Vocalist. ADMISSION, 10 OTS. Doors open 1 to S and 7 to 10 r. X. mhl-63 un am PAUSE AND PONDER! , BEFORE BUYING YOUR FURNITURE AND CARPETS. Don't buy in haste and repent at leisure. It takes but a mornent to strike a bargain, and you may be sorry for it for years. Remember, there is furniture and furniture, just as there are horses and horses. Don't overlook the fact, either, that there are in this city unscrupulous" dealers who make a specialty of buying up all the second-hand furniture they can lay their hands on, retouch them and sell them for new. This questionable way of doing business may, and undoubtedly does, pay very well as far as the dealer is concerned, but how about the purchaser, who has spent his hard-earned dollars without getting anything like' their.equivalent for them ? Don't you think it pays to pause and ponder before you part with your money ? But why run risks? The best risk is no risk, and 'you cer tainly don't incur the slightest risk by buying what new things you need at KEECH'S OLD AND RELIABLE CASH AND CREDIT HOUSE, THE LARGEST CONCERN OF ITS KIND IN WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA. Enormou Keech's are now fully prepared to meet the demands of such of their housekeeper friends as contemplate making the improvements in their homes that spring always suggests. And in this connection let thefact be recorded that never in their history have Keech's shown so grand, varied and excellent a stock of Furniture of every kind and description as can now be seen at their establishment. And behind this desirable state of affairs stands that even more important particular THE PRICE a price that in every instance is guaranteed from 15 to 25 per cent below every competing house in Pittsburg. KEECH'S MAMMOTH CARPET rolls of the finest MOQUETTES, BODY and TAPESTRY BRUSSELS, VELVETS, WILTONS, WOOL and COTTON INGRAINS, OILCLOTHS, LINOLEUMS and high piles of choice ORIENTAL and DOMESTIC RUGS, and all marked at prices other dealers cannot or dare not meet, all these facts give assur anqe of the rousing and booming spring trade that will be enacted here, the great Carpet Headquarters of the city. BEAUTIFUL VARIETY OP CURTAINS AND DRAPERIES! In Lace Curtains nothing is wanting. All the best and handsomest styles are here, and Keech's are in a position to guarantee a saving of money to each and every purchaser. . Then, you will find here, all thejlatest novelties in , Plush, Turkoman and Chenille Curtains, Portieres and Draperies in general. STOYES, A complete assortment all CNew Spring n a ott Aivm nnTiTTrr ttattot? Vj A Oil AMU Vj&JhULL U.VVOB, " NEAR NINTH STREET, To- Morrow ftlt Mm Ism UNDER LAUGH, INO if Pretty Girls ! Elaborate Costumes! Brilliant Music! Unique Dances ! Fetching Songs !. Original Scenery ! T-AND-y Real Comedians! XJ & I TOGETHER, LOVE, 1 , --: 1 A SUPERLATIVE FEAST OF MIRTH AID MUSIC, ILLUSTRATED BY THE GREAT FUN' PRODUCERS. GUS WILLIAM iust aoDsra-crrcTioT "with GEOEGE W. LEDERER'S MAGNIFICENT COMPANY OF COMEDY PLAYERS. BICTOTT PRICES 0 RESERVED SEATS lifi.jLl&G'JEI. 9 Robert Mantell in the "CORSICAN BROTHERS.' s Spring S .RANGES AND HOUSEFURNISHING the latest and most popular Styles of Clothing and Cloaks -' - CORNER GARRISON ts&selS wSbkS. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. THEATRE THE DIRECTION OF R. M. GULJCK Si CO. THE WORLD LAUGHS -AJSTO $$ 75c, 50c, 25c lock of Furniture. Is none too large for the gigantic spring stock now displayed therein. Long walls consisting of hundreds upon hundreds of ROOM goods bottom prices. YOU Now Ready. Zt0 He'S aoo nor aatt ' D. 3ZJ A.LW ALLEY, - - OPEN SATUBP4$ JIU, IfUyj - 7" f ' , .' . ..... ' AND ES, WITH YOU," TJ&I U CLEAN CUT HUMOR WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST TAINT OP VULGABITY. frQfrfr-fr-frfrfrfrfrfrfrV U&I 044e$4064-O-9 JOHN T. KELLY mhl-fl GOODS! CAN EXPECT MOREv no7 nmnir i im . VL IJCilMN AY-JCtf r w f m.- tt- -v t , :. . Lfw .-, . .i' ,-AlH.rfc.,Drf';ir . a rr Til fMffTiiiTrilWTiT ilf i &;,. aZ&j. .jjSl- ISSKIk 1 i . . lj . . . "- t?ui- .-.- ..wy-t: t a. .i . ' i. ..- t . .. - . .' a., n. rut . .' .-.. m .