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POSTAGE All persons who mail the Sunday iue cf The Dipntch to friends should bear in mind the fnct that the post nge thereon is Two ) Cents. All double and tiiplo number copies oi The Dispatch require a 12-cent stamp to insure prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY, FEB. 22, 1S9L rilESIDENTAI. rilVE-LAYING. There is every reason to believe that the appointment ol Hon. Charles Foster to be Secretary of the Treasury is made with a more decided view to Us effect on the Presi dental nomination of 1892 than to a wise management of the Treasury. The ex-Governor's record as an executive and public man is one of pronounced mediocrity. His talents have been dis played chiefly in increasing a large private fortune which came to him from his father; but as a statesman fitted to direct the financial policy of a nation he will enter the Treasury as an unknown quantity, ex cept for the antecedent probability that the patronage of the Treasury will under his di rection be used to favor private political ends. A man whose fitness for a place of this sort is unknown, may, however, de velop high abilities in actual administra tion; and the hope that this may be done by Secretarv Foster will be general. But it is bevond dispute that the appoint ment will fit in with some well-known political desires of the administration. The rise of JIcKmley in that State, aided as it has been by the gerrymander which retired him from Congress, is a rock to the ship which carries the Presidental fortunes toward renomination. If McKinley by a fortunate State campaign should retrieve Ohio, the possibilities of a solid Ohio dele gation for him for the Presidency would be strong. The nomination of Foster to the Treasury is intPnded to prevent such an obstacle to Mr. H-irrison's own hopes. By this appointment a vociferous administra tion following will be created among the Ohio Republicans, and with the forces of the Treasury at his command the new sec retary can be expected to at least divide the Ohio delegation, not to speak of decided services in other states. Of course the expectation that President Harrison can secure a renomination by this or any other means is the merest rainbow chasing. It seems that the Presidental threat to retire if the lorce bill was not passed has been modified. Perhaps it is thought the silver question will afford an issue on which General Harrison can bring the Republican party to support his re nomination. But the great mass of Repub licans recognize that Harrisoa in 1892 is an impossibility. The only thine the Presi dent can do is to throw obstacles in the way of other candidates, and in this appoint ment he has used that power in a manner that may be effective in depriving McKin ley of the solid support of his State. If this political stroke should be success ful as against McKinley, it will not add any real strength to the rainbow chase of the administration for a renomination. The only effect of such political combinations as result in factional division is to add strength to Mr. Maine's position. AVith his usual acumeu the Secretary of State has held him self alqof from such complications. His only collisions with other Republican lead ers have been on questions of public policy. On those questions Mr. Biaine's broad aims and statesmanlike views have given him ad ditional popular strength. The rival pipe laying of Harrisoa, JIcKinley and other Presideutal candidates only emphasizes the fact that so far as the present situation re veals the luture, Mr. Blaine is head and shoulders above every other possible Repub lican candidate. BUILDING TKADES TO AKBITKATE. The building trades have bright pros pects before them for the coming season and both masters and men show a commendable desire to meet on common ground for arbitration. A few weeks ago there were unpleasant mutterings of trouble between the workers in these trades and the con tractors. Happily much of this fear has been dispelled and an easier feeling brought about. Both sides seem disposed to arbitrate their differences and secure a set tlement that shall be satisfactory all around. Such a conclusion means a prosperous year for Pittsburg and the possibility of eclipsing the proud building record of last year. THE CORONEE'S DErUTT. The decision of Judge Collier yesterday in the equity suit between the Controller and Deputy Coroner, sustaining the Con troller's position, is a feather in the cap of the aggressive Controller. As such it is a step in vindication oi his decided disDosi tion to prccccd intelligently upon doubtful points. "Without criticising the legal determina tion ot the case, which is sufficiently au thoritative, it is evident that the practical result is to work a hardship. The county lias grown to an extent which makes the proper discbarge of the duties of Coroner impossible for a single official. Under an act which can be fairly taken on its face to authorize the appointment the Coroner appointed the deputy. It is true that the construction of the act opened the way either to the receipt of fees contrary to the Constitution or to the multiplication of salaried positions. But it is pertinent in he public bearings of the matter that only one deputy was appointed; and it was not unreasonable to suppose that the law would provide some means to pay this deputy for the services he discharged. Under the law as now interpreted, the Coroner can appoint a deputy, but the deputy must go unpaid. The legal force of this decision is indisputable; but it will be generally agreed that, to avoid the practical hardships of leaving the Coroner's work in sufficiently done, or causing deputies to work unpaid, the salary board for which the Controller is moving should authorize the employment ot a deputy at a fixed salary, PLANS TOR WATER TRAFFIC "Water transportation, the key which cheaply unlocks business, continues a lead ing topic At home we have had the ex haustive report on the Lake Erie Ship Canal. The facts and figures sent out by the Commission must make a profound impres sion upon the great number of readers who had given no previous study to the interests at stake. The inert and the doubting, who are always to the front when any important new undertaking is proposed, will of course make their predictions of difficulty and non-success. But the great thing is to get the public to think and judge for itself. The Commission's report will accomplish this. Unless it is wholly at fault in its de ductions, which no one has yet arisen to contend, we may count confidently that the business sagacity and energy of the people will eventually secure the ways and means to carry out this project, whose value to all our local interests would be inestimable. "We have already mentioned that Chicago is about undertaking just such another ship canal to connect Lake Michigan with the Mississippi. Chicago enterprise is swifter than ours. Its ship canal will doubtless be completed before the first sod of earth is turned for our ship canal. But the under taking at Chicago will fix attention more strongly upon the Pennsylvania project If actual demonstration alone can satisfy the doubting Thomases, the great city to the "West of us will supply even that. But while our statesmen even the able Congressmen and distinguished Senators from Pennsylvania have not yet been heard to say a single word in House or Senate on behalf ot these or other projects for cheap and easy internal transportation, some of them are very much taken with the scheme to put as a starter $100,000,000 of the taxpayers' money in the swamps of Nicara gua, for the benefit chiefly of a construction company which has contracted with itself at two prices for opening a pathway there for foreign commerce. When the reverbera tions of public opinion reach the statesmen who are engineering this scarcely disguised raid upon the Treasury, they will drop it fast enough. A much worthier measure one indeed which should not be mentioned in the same category is the bill providing a subsidy to help establish steamship communication be tween the United States and South Ameri can ports. This is for the development of our trade in a market which can be cultivated with profit. The word subsidy has come to be odious, synonymous almost with steal, because of its application to such job as the Pacific Railroads and that which is now proposed in connection with the Nicaragua Cana'. But snbsidies can be used discreetly and honestly; and their use for the promotion of our trade with South America is legitimate and opportune, par ticularly since reciprocity arrangements have been set afoot, of which large hopes are entertained. GOOD BILLS AKE HELD UP. Ballot reform is slumbering all too peace fully in committee at Harrisburg. No movement has yet been made to bring any of the bills looking to purer elections before either House of the State Legislature. This is not as it should be and the suspicion grows that the reform movement of last fall, which elected Governor Pattison, might profitably have been extended a little farther so as to bring the Legislature more in touch with the popular will. The Burdick bill has been negatived by the Corporations Committee of the House and the bill to re duce telephone charges is being held back. At the same time appropriation bills have been introduced which will cover the prob able revenues of the State nearly twice over. All of them cannot pass, and the logrolling possibilities presented look ominous for desirable legislation. Up to date the Senate has a rather better record than the so called popular branch. The House should reform itself radically and t&en give the people ballot reform. ARNOLD'S LAST EFFORT. The publication of Sir Edwin Arnold's new poem, '"The Light of the "World," is re garded by many as the literary event ol the close or the century. It is certain that no poetic eflort in the epic form has rivaled this one of late years; and it is donbtful if any since "Paradise Lost" has equaled it in loftiness of theme or magnitude of the object which the poem undertakes to de velop. In connection with "The Light of Asia," the first work of the same author, the dual effort is based on the highest con ception; but the liberal extracts from the poem which have been published on this side of the ocean justify a doubt whether the execution is commensurate to the theme. "The Light of Asia" was intended to show the doctrines of self-abnegation taught bv the founder of the Buddhist religion, and to indicate the parallels as well as the divergences ot that system, as compared with the doctrines of Christianity. Many readers of the work gained the idea that the object o f the author was to show that the essen tial qualities taught in the New Testament had been prefigured in the life and teachings of Buddha. If that opinion was general the latter work will correct it The pur pose is to follow the development of the re ligion which cave light to the greater por tion of the immense populations of Asia with the demonstration that the religion of Jesus is the perfect consummation of faith, unselfishness and the law of love that fur nishes the light of all mankind. The plan of the work in bringing out this idea consists of the return of one of the "Wise Men of the East who visited Bethle hem at the Nativity to Lake Tiberias to learn of the rign of that King to whom they brought tribute at His birth. There the pilgrim meets Mary Magdalene, who is still living by the shore of the lake, and her narrative of the life, death and resurrection of the Messiah constitutes the body of the poem. The pious Buddhist, as, the teach ings of the Savior are unfolded to him, draws comparisons with the Buddhist doc trines and works out the final conclusion that apart from the miraculous evidences of divine authority the Christian religion is the perfect one, fulfilling and completing the imperfect and partial teachings of all other religions that the world has ever known. The theme lends nobility to the work, but both the plan of such a religious epic and its execution provoke a double comparison. In the first place the comparison with "The Light of Asia" will not be to the advantage of the last poem. The poem on the life of the founder of the Oriental creed was to the vast majority of civilized readers a revela tion of the new facts and ideas. The parallel between Buddhism and Christianity was, except to a scattered few, unknown before that publication, and the self-denial and search after perfection by Prince Siddartha was to even more anew tale. Whether the poetic treatment of that theme translated into Hindustani suffered in the estimation of cultured Buddhists by comparison with the sacred books of their religion, is not known to us; hut to the readers of Chris tendom its freshness gave force to a poetic treatment which only occasionally rose to the loftier heights. But the new work in evitably brings out the second comparison from which "The Light of Asia" was ex empt It tells a story which all Chris tianity has heard before told in the simplest, purest and loftiest form. "Whatever opinions may be held concerning the inspiration of the Gospels, it is the universal verdict of mankind that they tell the story of the life, teachings and death of Jesus, with an im pressive chasteness that no writings have ever equaled and that none are ever likely to. Perhaps the natural predispo sition of the Christian world in favor of the sacred writings that have always had the holiest associations may subject any literary effort on the same theme to an adverse prejudice. But it can not be expecced that the repetition of the story, an alternation of rather labored heroic measure, with verses including what is one of the gem-- of the work an imita tion of Milton's "Hymn of the Nativity," and blank verss that does not often rise far above mediocrity, will gain a lasting place besid.; the pure solemnity of the story as told by the Evangelist and rendered into the classic English of our Bible. It is this quality of the subject that places it above treatment by either the literary or dramatic arts. Not only the feeling that it is too sacred to be brought down to human representation on the stage, but the fact that the conceptions are too lofty to be re produced by merely human genius is cer tain to overburden the effort. There are many religious subjects which offer a field for poetic genius; but this is one which lit erary ambition is not wise to undertake to the extent of putting itself into competition with the New Testament PEACE IN EUROPE. The news that the International Arbitra tion and Peace Association has nothing to do because European countries are not ready for war, will be received with pleas ure by all humane persons, though the rea son given for the idleness of the association does not seem to be a very good one. It should be actively engaged in the promulga tion of peaceful doctrines while the various Governments have time to listen to tbem, and no: put the matter off until Russia, Germany. Italy and Austria, with several other countries, are engaged in a free fight. If the association waits until war is de clared, we are afraid that their appeals for peace will be drowned by the booming of cannon and the rattle of musketry. Tnere is no need for the association to turn its attention to'the United States, as The Dispatch cable intimates it has done. David Dudley Field told nothing but the cold truth when he said: "You may rest in peace regarding any serious complication on the Bering Sea question' but his statement that the public sentiment of the United States is in favor of a peaceful settlement of all international disputes, is only another way of saying that our people are sensible. THE FAIR SITE AGATN. After all the figuring by which the Chicagoans have attempted to locato a part oi the "World's Fair on the Lake Front, and the persistence in carrying this idea to the extent of dividing up the Fair, it is instruc tive to learn from that city that their favor ite scheme will have to be abandoned. An indication of this is furnished by the declaration of the Herald that a year's at tempt to overcome legal obstacles and cor porate claims have left the directors no nearer the attainment of their object than they were when they began. This merely corroborates the position which The Dispatch has always taken as to the location of the Fair, or any portion of it, on that site. The fact is, the Lake Front should never have received favorable consideration as a site for any part ot the Fair. The arguments in its favor were not directed to the interests of the Exposition as an industrial or financial success, but to the local interests of Chicago. It was be cause the enterprise might be made the means of furnishing Chicago with a large addition to its down town territory re claimed from the lake at the cost of the Ex position, and would furnish one or two im portant additions to that city's permanent public structures, that Chicago opinion urged the use of the Lake Front This de termination went to the extent of proposing to divide the Fair, when it was found that the site could not be made to afford room for the whole Exposition. Such a proposi tion ought to have condemned itself from the start; but it was tolerated. The back ing and filling has gone on until, a year after actual work should be begun, the fact is beginning to dawn on the Chicago mind that the effort to benefit the city at the cost of the Exposition may be a failure itself, as well as doom the national enterprise. The recommendation that the Lake Front project shall be definitely abandoned, and that the entire Exposition shall be brought together at Jackson Park, is one that should be promptly adopted. The 510,000,000 estimated as the cost of the buildings will go much further if a large share of it does not have to be expended in making ground for the Exposition to stand on. An exhibi tion collected within a single enclosure will yield a far better impression on visitors and earn a better reputation than one cut up into sections two or three miles apart ENGLISn LABOR SITUATION. Among the many interesting topics pre sented in The Dispatch's comprehensive cable dispatches is the deference paid by English politicians to the labor vote, pend ing a general election. In this matter the English politician is not one whit behind his American brother. He promises the trades union almost anything it demands, and, un less action is taken on the measure before'' the election, he conveniently forgets to move for the reform. In many things, however, the English legislator has done better by his labpring constituents than the American Congressman or State legislator lias., done by his, and there is steady progress toward bettering the condi tions surrounding the workingman. But the English employer does not pay his work men so much, because, under free trade, he cannot do it, and jnst now the employing class is making a gigantic effort to destroy the labor unions altogether to save the mar gin of profit still left to it. The struggle is a bitter one. It has been long under way, and a settlement of differences appears yet to be a long way off. The unions are fight ing for life, with the chances decidedly against them, were it not that the poli ticians are just now in a mood to yield to labor's demands. Congressman Kennedy has intro duced a joint resolution providing that mem bers of the press whose names appear In the Congressional Directory shall receive bound copies ot the Record and otber documents. This provision is susceptible of an onerons con struction. Ex-Congressman Billy Lawrence made one of the bits of bis Congressional career by saying that when it was provided that a Congressman "shall receive" a certain salary grab, he had got to take it; and on that ground Mr. Lawrence resigned himself to an increase of bis official income. The inference from the same rule of construction tbat the correspond ents will have to take tbe balky bound volumes of tbe Congressional Record is calcu lated to make those gentlemen plaintively in quire what tbey ever did to Fighting Bob Ken nedy. A French painting which recently sold for $18,000 represented a horse getting up from the place where he had slept, hind quarters first, or after the fashion of tbe cows. Tbe caricaturists of onr own great country who, in depleting tbe politicians milking tbe public, al ways place tbe milker on tbe wrong side ot tbe cow, will welcome this example as a proof that dull realism is not necessary in art This city needs a hospital for charity patients. The public hospitals we have are not able to meet all the demands made npon tbem by tbe growing population without attending to the needs of that class peculiarly belonging to the municipality. Referring to Senator Ingalls' proper and necessary resignation of the Presidency pro tern of the Senate tbe Philadelphia In quirer says tbat "if it should make bim a mark for Fresidental ligbtning neither he nor tbe country will b e very much surprised." As tbe Senator's resignation was of tbe proverbial character, and was caused because tbe people of Kansas retired him from the Senate, the foregoing indicates a greater capability for looking at things through roseate spectacles than even Senator Brice, of Ohio and New York, could rival. SenatorUngalls bad to bo resigned. Speaking of a much-talked-of but never realized reform a cotemporary says that 'It is absurb to retain tbe old custom of making a ton of coal weigb 2,210 pounds while a ton of anything else is but 2,000 pounds." The state ment is eminently true; but the absurdity is not any greater than the constant attempt to make 1,800 pounds of coal weigh 2,210 pounds. It is about time for Congressman-elect Robinson, of this State, and Senator-elect Hill, of New York, to send in their letters of resig nation. But perhaps tbe delight of holding two offices at once may be too much for both of them. "With reference to the Bismarck dispute, the New York World says "the Kaiser has wisely lecalled the policy of bis great progeni tor. 'Let tbem say what they please as long as 1 can do what I please.'" There is no doubt tbat tbe apothegm is a good one; but who was tbe progenitor of the present Kaiser who said it? Tbe impression was that Frederick the Great made tbe remark, and to speak of him as tbe progenitor of the present Hohenzollern is a rivalry of tbe effort of these esteemed coterauoraries who persists In libelling the Father of His Country, by speaking of "lineal descendants of George Washington." It is noticeable that Mr. Jjistice Hogan, of New York, who recently discharged Mr. Lally, tbe man with a political pull wbo in dulged in the harmless eccentricity of shooting a bartender, was one of Mayor Grant's ap pointees to tbe municipal bench. Both tbe Mayor and tbe Justice seem to have very clear ideas of what they are there for. When the Floridians hang a white man and a colored man on the same tree. In pur suance of "general principles," it is a comfort ing conclusion tbat tbe color line is fading out of the South, if lynch law is not Speaking of the excitement in Brooklyn over the proposition to appoint a colored policeman on tbe force there, the Boston Herald says that it is. something ''to be ex plained by those who maintain tbat tbe only section of tbo country where a black man doesn't have as man; rights as bis white brother is in tbe feoutb." Tbe excitement is no doubt a simple production of stupid prejudice; but since tbe esteemed Herald tries to lug the matter into color lino politics might It not be fair to recognize the fact tbat Brooklyn is a Democratic city? The assurance given to some visiting members of tbe Salvation Army, by the Kansas City Mar, tbat tbe people "will leave no stone unturned" to give tbem a warm welcome, has a dubious and equivocal sense, which should bo corrected by chaining down tbe paving stones. The extension of the time for exhibiting the Verestcbagin paintings at the Carnegie Library, Allegheny, for a week longer than originally intended, shows tbo appreciation of the exhibition by our people. Doctors and surgeons must be classed among the most enterprising professional men these days. They are strainlnc every nerve for tbo advancement of their profession. In New York and Philadelphia tbe patient suffering from a peculiar malady is not only not charged a fee, but is paid for submitting himself to curative processes. In other cities be. at least may have the best possiblo treatment free. Much has been accomplished in tbe healing art and much more will be accomplished with such enterprise TnE House Committee on Coinage made an eminently sensible report on the f reo coinage bill on behalf of tbe majority. Tbe report clearly points out tbat if any good can come from tbe coinage of the 80-cent dollar, tbat good will be accomplished by the present law. Foster's appointment to the Treasury portfolio, permits the pnblic to console itself with the reflection that tbe important appoint ment eludes the grasp tf Thomas B. Piatt The important information from Rich mond that a colored waiter of tLat city threw a coffee-pot at John L. Sullivan because tbat light of tbe stage called bim opprobrious names, corrects tbe idea tbat the colored people are not capable of standing up for tbelr rights. The fact that the pugnacious darky took refuge nnder a bed after his feat of arms, does not de tract from the fame ot the coffee-pot hurler. THIRTEEN At TABLE. Superstition About the Deaths of Windom aiid Sherman. New York San. Murat Halstead, tbe great field marshal ot Cincinnati and Brooklyn and the world in gen eral, is rather superstitious. He was present at the Board of Trade dinner when Secretary Windom died so suddenly, and a few evenings later he was a guest of the Press Club at its dinner in Delmonico's. AfterSecretary Windom died at the table of tbe Board of Trade dinner Mr. Halstead looked aronnd andsaw that ibere were 13 guests at tbat table. At the Press Club dinner Mr. Halstead sat near General Sherman, and looking over tbe table be saw tbat tbcro, were 13 guests at tbat table also. Mr. Halstead was fidgety until anotber guest was placed at his table. Anight or two afterward General Sherman was stricken down with 'the sickness that ended in his death, MURRAY'S MUSINGS. Rays of Optimistic Light Shed Over the "World's Fair Project by Moses F. Handy Society of New York and the Facts About Politeness The Bowie Knife. T met Mr. Moses P. Handy the otber evening upon bis arrival with delegates to tbe Pub lishers' Convention. Mr. Handy as Promoter General of tbe World's Fair at Chicago has not changed much from Mr. Handy newspaper man and President of tbe Clover Club. "I heard a good deal about this climate of Chi cago." said he, "but I have never enjoyed better health for years than I now enjoy, and have ever since I have been in the great Wes tern metropolis. It is a fact tbat you will scarcely believe, tbat I have not bad lo use an umbrella or overshoes in Chicago thus far all winter. 1 thought at first that the Chicago climate would be a little too trying for a pleasuro seeker even during the brief season of the Exposition. I have changed my mind in that respect most radically. The great fair promises to even exceed in grandeur and completeness the wildest expectations of its most enthusiastic originators. So far as money is concerned we have more nidneynow in tbe treasury tban was in the treasury at Philadelphia at any time during tbe existence of tbe Centennial exhibition. There is no lack of cash, nor I- there likely to be any. The people of Cbicago are coming forward to the support of the exhibition most nobly. Tbe quarrel wbicb bave found way into tbe press of tbe country, arose mainly from tbat well-known Western exuberance wbicb was tbe result of tbe sharp competition in local interests. In tbe end it will prove that these local quarrels are of no account so far as they migbt atfect tbe suc cess of the World's Fair. The energy and re serve force of tbe people of Chicago are greatly underestimated in tbe East. 1 lived in Phila delphia during tbo Centennial and am pretty familiar with tbe wnrkincs of that exhibition, but the enthusiam in tbe Quaker City was noth ing compared with the unanimity ot hearty sen timent in this matter to be found in Cbicago." Mr. Handy is a little reticent about that salary list The Best Colored Printing. YX a recent conversation with tbe editor of Paper and Press, of Philadelphia a paper devoted to tbe interests of the typographical art I was Informed that the firm found It nec essary to come to New York for all of its ar tistic work. Tbis is a reflection, it strikes me, upon the artists and artistic mechanical busi ness men of the City of Brotherly Love. In tbe January issue of Paper and Press is about as superb a specimen of colored printing as was ever done in this country. It is in nine colors, and is a representation of a boon of ancient binding set with gem. It was necessary to set op two presses In a printing office in New York specially to do this work. Most of the otber artistic features of the paper, the editor in forms me, are executed in New York. Prior to this I was nnder the impression that this sort of work could be done quite as well and cheaply in Philadelphia as lu any other city of tbe Union. It is, therefore, a matter of sur prise to me, and will probably surprise other people under tbe same false impression, to learn the contrary. Did Society Kill Sherman? iJJew YoRKsociety," said a prominent resi dent of the Fifth Avenue Hotel, "is the biggest humbug I have run across in a long and varied life. I have been invited out a great deal since i. have lived in New York, and I must say that wbile it interested me somewbat as a sort ol social problem at first. It very soon eot to be quite a bore. 1 don't go anywhere now unless it be to a gentlemen's dinner, where I meet intelligent and educated men. The kind or society one meets in New York does not as a rule, embrace either Intelligence or education. It is founded upon money upon bard casb. I cannot understand bow a man like General Sherman could extract so much pleasure from social entertainments. He went everywhere, and bad been going everywhere ever since I can remember, and yet he was like a college boy just beginning to bud in the social garden. Knowing bis habits in this re spect. I was alarmed upon the first report of bn serious illness. No man can lead such a life, especially a man of his years, without having it tell on him in one way or another." Floor Space In Big Hotels. nTHE little stands wbicb occupy tbe corridors of some of the principal hotels of New York pay a pretty stiff price for the privilege. It might be but 6x2 feet of space con sumed, but every inch is an inch of gold. Tbey are mostly devoted to the sale of flowers, news papers, periodicals, cigars and sonvemrs, though some peddle pictures, spectacles, visit ing cards written on the spot, gentlemen's evening ties and such otber small articles as are supposed to be necessary to a gentleman's outfit while traveling short of baggage, and which can be compressed into a small compass. In two or tbree of these places tbo proprietors of these stands put up tbe prettiest girls tbey can get as saleswomen. Tbey attract custom er. There are two protty girls at the Huffman House, for instance, relieving each otber for day and night service alternately. They pre side over a small stand in tbo main corridor where gentlemen congregate most, and at al most any bour in the day and at mgbt ud to 12 o'clock you will see traveling mashers of high respectability, gentlemen of doubtless family connections, temporarily away from borne, soothing their loneliness by cbatting with the girls, into whose good graces tbey endeavor to make way by the nurcbase of cheap knlck nacks. Tho Indianapolis Monument Tn conversation with a prominent citizen of Indianapolis, tbo otber day, he referred to wbat he styled tbe disgraceful fact tbat, with all her promises. New York Is painfully indif ferent to tbe demands of tbe old soldiers with reference to tbe Grant Monument He attrib utes this to tho comparative absence of senti ment in a community so wealthy, so populous and so entirely absorbed In money getting. "There is no sentiment," said be, "in bard cash. Out in our town," he continued, "we are build ing a monument in no way inferior to the one projected in New York imaginations to mark the last resting place o( General Grant Our monument is in memory of tbe Indiana soldiers and sailors who took part in tbe great straggle 011861-1865. When completed It will take rank with similar works of art in the world. We have proceeded in tbe worK without any horn blowing such as characterized the promises in regard to tbe Grant Monument here in New York, but with tbe honest desire and Intention of producing a grand result. Our Legislature has been quite liberal, and public contribu tions, in tbe aggregate, not small. About $225. 000 bave been appropriated, and we are a-king the Legislature tbis winter for an additional appropriation of 150,000 for tbe completion of the monument. It will probably be finished by 1892, and when it is finished it will be an artistic attraction wbicb will draw thousands of vis itors to tbe city of Indianapolis. In my opinion it will not fall far short of tbe Column of Vic tory in Berlin," Folltencss in the Metropolis. A great deal of adverse criticism bos been indulged in as to the politeness of New Yorkers in street cars. Anybody who gives much attention to tho matter can readily see tbat tbe censure is unjust Constantly using tbe surface and elevated railways myself I bave bad abundant occasion to observe, tbat in matters of politeness, tbe modern male New Yorker is equal to the best of bis sex, and superior to the average in these matters. Take a boulevard car almost any afternoon or even ing and ride np on the Westslde, and on almost any trip you will see evidences to confirm this opinion. You will rarely see such a thing as a lady standing up while a gentleman remains seated. I bave even witnessed tbe extraor dinary spectacle of a younger lady rising grace fully and offering ber seat to one of ber elders. If any other city in tbe world can name such a case as tbat, let them trot it out Tho Originator of the Bowie Knife. CPBAKINO of the famous Colonel Bowie, the originator of that terrible weapon known as tbe bowie knife, Mrs. Kelzetto Donley, a niece of his, said to me: "My uncle was a pa triot and died fighting for the independence of Texas. He was chivalric and fair to his foes. Much has been written about his invention of the knife which bears bis name. I do1 not think justice is done to bis memory by those wbo think his Invention was for cruel purposes. He lived in a time when he had to defend himself often, and in some of bis per sonal eucounters he used a large knife. It proved to be a bandy weapon of dof enso and he improved upon it until now a regular knife is made and called a bowie knife. Dr. Guillotine, when be invented the guillotine, bad no Idea tbat tbat instrument of quick decapitation would forever bear his name, and my uncle never imagined his name would be perpetuated as It has been." Charles T. Murray. New York, Feb. 21. The Books Wo Borrow. Harper's Baiar. There is much negligence sbown in the mat ter of returning borrowed books, and this often by persons of whom one would expect better things. For months af :er a book is read, it is allowed to lie a"bout the bouse, and no especial effort is made to return It to its owner. That a book should bo returned as soon as read, just as particularly as one would return a tool after uslne It, or a garment after wearing it, wonlfl appear to go without saying. Yet It is not al ways the case. LETTEBS FBOM BHEBHAIT. Tho Old Warrior's Ideas on Beconstruc tlon and "West Point During the last 25 years of General Sherman's life he was in regular communication witn Edi tor William C. Church, of the Army and Navy Journal, giving in bis letters free expression of opinions on various subjects. Many of bis let ters wero confidential at tbe time of writing, and are now first published in Mr. Church's pa per, from which we clip a couple that are of special interest Of reconstruction. General Sherman spoke pretty freely in the following : LANCASTER, O., Julys, ISM. To the Editor of tbe Army and Navy Journal. 1 Mr. Editor: In military movements 1 bave alwavs kept in mind to undertake 'greatthlngs, " leaving little nes to adjust themselves to results. I believe It would be better to adopt the same principle In Mate matters and the faults now com mitted are In our .National Government bothering Itself In little, dirty, pettv matters, which if left alone would adjust themselves, or be taken care of by local authorities. 1 want to put tbe machin ery of Government at work again, for 1 know tbat nine-tenths ot the parties lately at war are now as anxious to get to work as we are Tbey will never again rebel the one-tenth "mischievous" cannot be touched by any process yet Indicated, but will be punished by their own qniet neighbors In time. "The negroes are free and must be treated as such." and tho United States Government must guarantee and assure that freedom. Hut the negroes are not qualified to vote, and It will be time enough to make that a subject of political strife when they do so become. Mexico and South America will forever be kept In a species of anarchy by reason of the mixture of races, and we should aim for the sake of the future to keep power and Influence In the hands of tbe most energetic and stable race, white. Of course, we of ih military must stand by the constituted authorities, but when called on for opinions we should zlve them. I wish you well and hope tbat you will maintain a good paper, which 1 shall encourage by all means. Yours truly, W. T. SHERMAN, M. G. Regarding West Point Military Academy, his opinions and beliefs, though now nearly 20years old. are still pertinent. The fact that he was a graduate of the academv, makes his criticism all the more pointed. He wrote: IIDQRS ARMY OP THE US TED STATES, 1 "Washington, d. C, March 1. 1971. ( W. C. Church, so.., A. and N. Journal: Dsab Ciickcu I think the time Is op portune for a strong article on West l'olnt. Con gress has long struck at the army tbrougb West Point Now It seems to me as things actually stand. West Point is fast becoming, lrnot already so. In fact, a Congressional academy Instead of a mili tary academy. The appointments of cadets are made by members of Congress. The officers and professors In charge are suoject to Congressional confirmation the laws, rules, etc., are of tbelr making. Committees of the Senate and House attend the exami nations, and, though the form of government Is military, the army does not have any control or Influence there till the cadet graduates and is ap pointed to tbe army. Then be bas to unlearn much tbat has been taught him there, for the classification of the graduates tends to make staff duty the highest aim, and the real army Is putlOTrest I believe In education for the army, but If West l'olnt 13 to be tortured by absurd laws, 1 fear we will have to look for tbe officers In tbe ranks of the army or In civil appointments. 1 merely throw out these Ideas for your thoughts. Truly, tc, W. T. Sherman; In other letters be complains tbat he is not allowed to rest, though retired from the army. Offers tn star him asalacturer, and of a salary of $10,000 a year for the use of his name as editor, were alternated with propositions to run him for the Presidency and almost every other office In tbe peoplo's gift THE PBEVENTI0K OF FI00D3. The Claims of Fittshnrs to National Atten tion in This Direction. Philadelphia Ledger. Reports from Pittsburg indicate that there will be great money losses from the floods tbat have swept over th lowlands in that cltv and Allegheny, and lndirectlv there may be loss of life, for snch floods usually carry with them colds and other ills to the inhabitants of tbe submerged bouses. It bas frequently been proposed tbat State or nation should bring tbe waters nnder control by tbe construction of great impounding reservoirs, to be filled during tbe time of floods and let out during periods when the cities along tbe rivers might other wise suffer from drought Pittsburg and Alle gheny are especially in need of some such system. Business Is just as often suspended for want of water as because tbere Is too much, yet It would be possible to so distribute tbe flow as to bave the right quantity at all times. But the work would require a great deal of money, which individuals wonld hardly be justified In expending for tbe sake of the re turns to be made to them. OBIGIIi- OF THE VIOIIli. Something of the Early History of the King of Instruments. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The origin of tbe violin is traced by recent writers to a remote antiquity, though it is a curious fact tbat instruments of tbis kind were unknown tn the Hebrews, Egyptians and Assyrians. The viol mentioned by Isaiah in bis prophecy as played in tbo feasts of Israel was tbe Hebrew "riebel," an Instrument of the guitar or lute kind. Nor were bowed instruments known to the Greeks or Romans. Tbe stringed instruments of the Eastern nations were of tbo lute or guitar class. Those with bows wero generally made of a cylinder of sycamore or other suitable wood. Of this species is tbo famous "ravanastron," which, according to Hindoo tradition, was invented by Ravanen, King of Ceylon, about 6,000 years before Christ and is still played by Buddhist monks who go begging from door to door. A PECTJLIAS CUSTOM. How the Natives of tho Isle of Man Re ceive Their Laws. "There is one very peculiar thing about the laws of tbe Isle of Man," 'sajs a writer in the Louisville Cornier-Journal. "It is the only country In the world, so far as I know, except Iceland, which clings to the ancient customs of hundreds of years ago. of promulgating tbem from the top of tbe Tblngwald Hill, a moun tain in the very center of the island. Tbey must be road to the whole people from the Thing wald Mountain, on 'the 5th day of July, before tbey are binding. Of course, there are some special occasions, but tbe 5th day of July is the lawful day, and on this occasion, each yoar, 15. 000 or 20.C00 people assemble to bear the news read. This is something that is not generally known. I think, and is peculiar to tbe Isle of Man. The laws mnst be read in both the Manx and English languages. A Folnter for Foots, Etc Mobile Keglster.l The New York Morld was lately sued by a young man who bad left a manuscript at the office of that paper for the consideration of tbe editor. 1 he manuscript was lost and its owner endeavored to recover its value, but the Court nonsuited bim for tbe reason that news papers are not to be considered the custodians of all tbe effusions tbat are sent to tbem for publication. Tbe life of an editor wonld in deed be a hard one if this were the case. TOO I, ATE. IWBITTES TOO THE DISFATC1I.1 Never a spray of blossoms to make bright tbe sick man's room. But banks of costly flowers In bis sepulchre's deep gloom; Never a word of praise for bim In life he was a slave But sculptured eulogies upon the stone above bis grave. Never an aid or ravor wblto bis nostrils felt bis breath. But ghastly pomp and trumpery for that lertus by death: Never a sorrow borne for him to make his burden light But bitter tears of sorrow o'er bis weary spirit's flight. Thus life itself bas nothing but the hopes by woe Instilled, While death seems rich for mortals with the hopes aUastfulfllled bweetrcst for those aweary, and bright loy for those who mourn. Calm peace for those who battle on tbis side tho mUty bourne. And sclll-hly contented lfottrfr'cnd stiyswltb i s here. Wevaluonot hl3 presence while ho Is within our sphere: But when he puts bis burden down and seeks his narrow bed. Ihelovu denied him living we will lavish on bim desd, ttoxa Owjur KOCH. GEMS FROM KIPLING. A Few Short Sentences Into Which a Good Deal, of Thought Is Crowded Great Literary Genius Occasionally Gets Out of Harmony With Nature. TJere are a few Kjplinglanx. Of coarse much Is lost by tak'ng tbem from their set tings, bnt tbey are gems nevertheless: "N ever praise a sister to a sister In the hope l of your compliments reaching tho proper ears and so preparing the way for you later on. bisters are women first and sisters afterward; and you will find that you do yourself harm." "There never was any scandal about Mb. Roiver. She had not generons impulses enough for that" "This creed of skepticism was made up In town where there is nothing bnt machinery and asphalt and buildings all sbut tn by fog. Naturally, a man grows to think tbere is no one higher than himself, and that the Metro politan Board of Public Works made every thing. In India the climate and the work are against playing bricks with words." "Tbat season tbere camenp to Simla one of those crazy people with only a single idea. These are tbe men wbo make things move, but tbey are not nice to tlk to." "How can a man wbo bas never married, wbo cannot be trusted to pick up at sight a moder ately sound burse, whose head is hot and upset with visions of domestic fellcity.go about chous inga wife, and the -arne Disadvantage exist In tbe case of the girl's fancies. Properly speakintr. Government should establish a matri monial department, efficiently officered, with a jury of matrons, a judce of tbe chief court, and an awful warning in tbe shape of a love-match that bas gone wrong, chained; to the trees in the court yard. All marriages should be made tbrougb tbe department." "Miss Castries said she would have no breach of promise suit. She said that if she was not a lady she was refined enough to know tbat ladies kept their broken hearts to themselves." Some Errors of Great "Writers. VyHEN Milton spoke of "impalpable darkness that night be felt," he was deep into the ridiculous, and was scarcely out of the depths when be wrote "Adam the goodliest man of men since born, His sons; tbe fairest of ber dangbters Eve." he was not so fortunate. Modern writers have not been free from these errors of a vivid Im agination. Let the reader cast his eye over the following from Joaquin Miller headed "Do totaf "Against tbe clear, cold sky a smoke Curli like some column to Its dome, An ax with far faint boyish stroke Rings feebly from a snowy borne; 'O father come. Tbe fianio burns low. Wo freeze in this vast field ot snow.' But far away, and long and vain Two horses plunge with snow to breast, Tbe weary father drnpi the rein Ho rests in tbe eternal rest. And high against the bine profound A dark bird circles round and round." Beautiful and graphic, isn't it? A prairio home in blizzard-swept Dakota but the boy cbopning wood, with no timber in nine coun ties, seems a little incongruous. If he bad bad tbe boy twistiug prairie bay or carrying in tbe last bit of coal it might have been less poetic but more real. Glance at tbat last couplet, and (P n..,...,.. mm., en ... n ,,. Iri... Ii....it n hi A that emigrates at tbe first touch of frost sail-) ins around in such a temperature as tbat be? snouui communicate witn tne American urni4 tboli gical Association at once. This was pub imieu in Oi it is not Known wnetuer tue jioei bad seen tbe Verestcbagin paintings then or not; but If tbese things may happen in Rus sia tbe poet ought to know that tbey should not be imported without paying duty. Octave Thanet's Wonderful Quails. QctaveThanet, in her story of expiation that ran through tbo 'S9 Scribner, after quoting an elaborate French sentence, speaks of the "quails hopping in the brush." Whether sbo is accurate in her French I cannotsay, but her most Ignorant rustic reader must smile at the idea of a healthy quail hopping. These may have bad one leg broken. Again in tbe same story, a man some distance away in the woods, tires a gun and nearly kills an old parson, and the poor hero near by sup poses tbat a pistol in bis own band had gone off and shot tbe preacher. Not only that, bnt ho thinks tbat he intentional!-' pulled it off. Yet sbe says nothing about any form of hypnotism, and bas those immediately around believing tbe same thing as tbe young man. as though men's ears would not appreciate tbe difference of a sound of a gun sbot underthe nose and one SO yards away. If Octave should fire such a pis tol as the one described, she wonld And tbat tbe recoil to her delicate wrist would indicate whether it bad gone off or not. A ailrage Right Side Up. Julian Hawthorne bas a story in which the hero saw a murder by means of a mirage many miles away. The illustrations in a first class weekly had the figures all drawn upright, when it is a well known fact that images of actual things seen by mirage are alwavs in verted. A little knowledge ot the law of optics might bave prevented the blunder, bnt then It might have spoiled a good story. One of our weeklies published for young people prides itself upon tbe accuracy of its natural history notes. Manuscripts are sub mitted tn tbe examination of "a naturalist whose name ynu would recognize at once were it mentioned," tbey say. Yet a recent con tributor, describing tbe orgies of a Kentuck cornshuckinc among the negroes, says, "and sleeping bats awoke from midnight slumbers." Tbe naturalist with a name perhaps bad not awakened from bis midday slumbers when tbat was passed. Of course Robert Louis Stevenson bas so much company in the rbincnew moon tbat it is needless to mention them. When a writer turns bis imagination loose in description. It is apt, not only to "gambol on tbo green" a little, but to enter irto some speculation tbat can scarcely be materialized. Jaiies Newton Baskett, Mexico, Mo., Feb. 20. KILL HOPELESS INVALIDS. Bogle Ettraordlnary of a Texan About the Incurable Sick. Dallas Tex., News. It would appear shockingly inhuman to sug gest tbat it might be more bnmane to end tbe lives and sufferings of hopeless Invalids or victims just as other animals are killed to re lieve tbem of intense and prolonged suffering. Physicians sometimes accomplish such merci ful euthanasia incidentally with suitable drugs. It may not be long before some reformer sug gests methods by wbicb tbe lives of mortally wounded soldiers or others, and of utterly hopeless invalids, may be taken legally and much suffering and resultant sorrow pre vented. But in case of diseases morn or less contagions or transmissible there is an addi tional reason for a speedy disposition o( tbe lingering Invalid. Of course, this suggestion may never be carried into practical use, but there can be no harm in regretting that pre ventive trcatmet't for certain constitutional and heredltaHe diseases was not begun several ccmuries ago, and In asking ourselves ab stractly as it were, why vo deny to sufferers In extremis of our own species the considerate kindness which leads us to relieve a pet horse from unnecessary pain by a single well-directed blow. rKOaHHEHT PEESOHS. JIks. Burnett's income from her boots and plays is placed at S22.C00. Senator-elect Vilas is a good French and German scholar, and reads Virgil in the original for entertainment Meissonier, the artist, was not liked on account of his vile temper, insufferable vanity and total lack of politeness. Atjbrey Boucicatjlt, son of the late Dion Boucicault. is said to bave written a play in which his mother, bis sister and himself will appear. Count se Lorgues, an Italian noble man, has an ancient wood-engraving of Christopher Columbus. He will send it to America for exhibition at tho World's Fair. The Sultan of Turkey, like the Czar of Russia, lives jn constant fear of assassination, and never leaves the grounds of his palace, ex cept to go once a week to a nearby mosque. Mrs. Riddell, tbe English novelist, leads the lifo of a recluse. Sbo is fond of the country and docs most of her writing there, coming up to London only on rare occasions. General Israel Putnam's grand daughter, Mrs. Lillle Pntnam Norman, who died recently, was tbe owner of tbe sword tbat the impetuous old patriot carried in bis famous ride down the stone steps. Mrs. Campbell Psaed is probably the prettiest of English literary women. She is above ordinary stature, with a queenly figure. Sbe Is a charming hostess and her home is much frequented by clover people. THE ex-Queen of Naples is an interesting figure in Parisian society. Sbo is fond of riding on horseback.but avoids tho Bois during tbo fashionable bonrs. Tbe air of melancholy tbat bas been noticeable about ber since ber husband lost his throne has deepened since the death of tbe Archduke Rudolph, of Austria, her fayorite nephew. CDEIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There are in the world 1,500.000 coal miners and 4.000.000 metal miners. Maria Chattoway, formerly custodian of Shakespeare's birthplace, is dead. On January 1 the total savings bank deposits in Prussia were 1775,000,000. All the pages and bell boys of tbe pres ent Kansas Legislature are sons of farmers. The Egyptian revenue during the past year was the largest ever collected, reaching tbe sum of 33,750,000. While skating on Lake Mokoma a resi dent of Laporte killed a mink by skating over it before he could stop. The ancient Cathedral of Durham, England, Is to be lighted with electricity; power will be obtained from the river Wear. Near the mouth of Pistol river, in Curry county. Ore., there recently fell a meteor which when weighed tipped tbe beam at 4,000 pounds. In Southern California is a mysterious canon which is called the Valley of Deatb. It is so called because no one that enters comes back alive. Two rabbits floated down the Ohio river on a pile of fodder during the recent flood and landed on Wheeling Island, where tbey were caotnred. Near Jlehama, Ore., a few days ago a little girl was followed home from pasture by a 2-year-old deer, which is readily submitting to domestication. The Canada militia hold what are called smoking concerts, at which every man must smoke from the time he enters the room until be leaves it According to a Boston dentist a Cali fornia railroad milliona ire bas fonr large dia monds set in tbe crown of one of his teeth. Tbe dentist got S1.500 for tbe work. Glucose is produced in the United States at the rate of 1,000.000 pounds per day. principally in the Western States. The bulk of it enters into home consumption. The hair from which wigs are made for thajudges, lawyer? and clergymen of England comes from China, where It is cut from the heads of beggars, criminals and tbe dead. A Hew Salem man put a cartridge be tween bis teeth and accidentally bit bard upon it It exploded, and tbe bullet buried Itself In an opposite wall, wbile tbe man was uninjured. A steam phaeton, resembling an ordi nary phaeton, has made its appearance on tha streets of Paris. Its "boiler cannot explode, and Its smoks funnel discharges under tha bacK seat Dr. Goropins, of the French Academv, once made a professional examination of a 13-year-old girl who was 10 feet i inches in height She was probably the tallest woman of her ago tbat ever lived. At an examination of candidates for positions on the Brooklyn police force, one of them was rejected because he said tbat James ' and Grover Hill Governor of New York. A colored woman of Trigg countr, Ky., aged 105 years, bas just cut a full set of new teetb. the old ones having decayed over 40 years ago. After many years of blindness her sight bas also returned, and sbe can now see as well as when a young woman. In Southern Oregon there is a forest 16,000 square miles in extent and if tha timber were cut and put on the market at 10 per 1,000 feet the proceeds would pay our national debt twice over. The estimated amonnt of mer chantable timber on the tract is 400,000,000,000 feet A Brooklyn grocer, James Iiidgerwood, who died recently, was one of tbe very few men in tbe United States who ever refused a public place because there was a salary attached. He was offered an office during Cleveland's ad ministration, bnt refused it for tbe reason given. From the returns for 1890, the Depart ment ot Agriculture estimates the number of farm animals as follows: Milch com, 16,019,591; otber cattle. 38.875.848: sheep. 43,431,136; bogs. 50.E25.10tt. In tbe latter tbere was a decrease oC 2 per cent, while the value has decreased 57 cents per bead. In China, by a recent imperial decree, members of tbe royal family and mandarins of the first rank will hereafter be permitted to approach tbe Emperor without knocking their heads upon tbo ground, etiquette being satis fied if tbey quietly crawl into the august pres ence on all fours. Horrible reports of depredations by wolves have been received from Szan'dn. Hun gary. On one estate alone 20 peasants have been devoured by ravenous beasts. The Govern ment authorities are organizing a pirty of bunters wbicb will undertake tbe extermina tion of tbe wolves. A process of increasing the "keeping" qualities of wine by electric treatment to de stroy tbe ferment bis been successfully tested in France. Tbe wine is passed througb a tnbe containing a series of silver disks connected to tbe pole of a25-vnltalternatingmachlne having a frequency of 118. A German engineer has devised a new method for fixing a foundation under water. By means of a powerful blast of compressed air be drives powdered cement down into tbe sand or mud at the bottom ot a stream. The action of tbe water immediately fixes tha cement and It becomes like solid rock. A belle of Dawson county, Tex., after waiting half ac bour in the offlco of a Justice of the Feaco for the man sbe was to marry, got impatient borrowed tbo Justice's revolver and started to look for her Intended. At tbe end of 20 minutes she returned, driving tbe lagzard before her and tbe ceremony was performed. A huge squip or cuttlefish stranded itself on tbe beach at Island Cove. Newfound land, a few days ago. Its extreme length was 32 feet the tentacles alone measuring 21 feett the body was much larger tban tbat of an or dinary horse, and the pelt tbree Inches in thickness. It was cut up before being removed. Circassian women, it is said, who are noted for tbe velvety softness of their com plexions and rosy bloom, never use ointments ol any kind. Tbey apply to their faces half an hour before their batb a tborougb cotting of white of eg:. When tbis bas completely dried tbey nash it off with tepid water, ana then pro ceed to bathe as usual in soap and water. Paper maybe securely gummed to metal by tbe aid of onion juice. The dials of cheap clocks used to be printed on paper and then glued to a zinc foundation, but after a short time the paper came off the metal. Now the zinc is dipped into a strong solution of washing soda, and afterward is washed overwith onion juice. Tbe paper is then pasted on, and it is almost impossiblo to separate it from tho metal. The broad-tired wagons of 40 years aeo are coming into fasbion again. Tbey save roads greatly, and in some places tbere is a rebate on the toll a very proper thing where tbey are used. About the only drawback to tbem Is tbat on slippery mud roads, such as occur after a light shower, tbey slide around too much when tbe surface Is not level. On fields and meadows tbey are much to be preferred to the common narrow tires, which cut up tha soil. SOKE SUNDAY 52HLES. "Papa" said Johnny, "didn't Georges Washington everjtell a lie.'" Never, mysjn." Then how did be get his cinch on politics?" Harper's Bazar. Head of Firm 3Ir. Perambulator, what ! tbe meaning of this item. "Funeral expenses 524." In your expense account. Traveling Man-That was the cost or buryln my sorrow wben I learned that Thin. Skin St Co. bad tho day before itivena heavy order to one of our competltors.-ewt Weekly. "Von told me a day or two ago that you I had received a written proposal of marriage from young Mr. Trlvver, " saiu m i-ongressman to nu daughter. Yes, papa." "Have you come to any conclusion on the sub ject?" "Yes, paps, I have written my letter of accept ance. "-Chicago Inter-Ocean. He had been out all day with hi gun. "Old you till anything?" asked bis wife when be returned. vNolhluf but time." be said, and went Into dinner. HasMngton Star. Teacher Willie, spell felt Willie F-e-t-t Teacher-Bight Jlmmle, wbat Is felt? Jlmmle A lickln'. The Epoch. "We all respect those who know mora than we do: but we don't wish tbem to run our bust ness. PucK. , THE -WAT OT MIX. A man will walk a doz:n blocks To take a man a dun. Then walk six to.it before be stops To get away from one. -Veto York UtraUX. McCorkle Noah's family was not art aristocratic one. Mcfrackle (tentatively) No? McCorkle-No; they were not la the Jirlm,-Ct. 4t cago A'eici,