BtBMaSWM 'ja ft? v; r r I 10 nothing hut glare and desert and alkali dust There was no smoking accommodation. I at in the lavatory -with the conductor and a ;old prospector who told stories abont In dian atrocities in the voice of a dreaming child; oath following oath as smoothly ai clotted cream laps the month of the jug. I don't think 1 e knew be was sayinganything sulphurous, but nine or tea of tnose oaths were new to at, and one even made the con ductor raise liis eyebrows. "And when a man's alone mostly, leadin' his horse across the hills, he nets to talk aloud to himzelf as it was," said the weather worn retailer of tortures. A. vision rose be fore me of this man tramping the Bannock citv trail under the stars, swearing and al ways swearing. Bundles of rags that were pointed out as red Indians boarded the train from time to time. Their race privileges allow them free transit on the platforms of the cars. They mustn't come inside, of course, and equally, of coure, the train never thinks of pulling 'up for them. I saw a squaw take us fly ing and Iearing us in the same manner when were spinning round a curve. Like the ! Punjabi, the red Indian sets out by prefer ence on the trackless plain and walks stolidly to the horizon. He never says where be is going. Impressions of Salt Lake City. I am seriously concerned for the sake of Mr. Phil Robinson's soul. You will re member that he wrote a book called "Saints and Sinners," in which he proved very pret tily that the Mormon was almost altogether an estimanie person, jyct since uiy arrival at Bait Lake I have been wondering what made him write that book. On mature re flection, and after a long walk round the city, I am inclined to think it was the sun, which is very powerful hereabouts. By threat good luck the evil-minded train, alreadv delayed 12 hours by a burnt bridge, brought me to the city on a Saturday by way of that valley which the Mormons, over their efforts, had caused to blossom like the rose. Twelve hours previously I had en tered into a new world where, in conversa tion, evervone was either a Mormon or a Gentile. It is not seemly for a free and in dependent citizen to dub himself a Gentile, hut the Mayor of 0?den which is the Gen tile city o"f the vallev told me that there most become distinction between the two flocks. Long be'ore the fruit orchards of Logan or the shining levels of the Salt Lake had been reached that Mayor himself a Gentile, and one renowned for his dealings with the Mormons told me that the great question of the existence of th power within the power was being gradually solved by the ballot and by education. "We have," quoth he. "hills round and about here staffed full of silver and gold and lead, ai.d all the powers of the Mormon Church can't keep the Gentile from flocking in when that's the case. At Osjden. 30 miles from Salt Lake, this year the Gentile rote swamped the Mormon at the municipal elections, and next year we trust that we shall be able to repeat the success in Salt Lake itself. In that city the Gentiles are only one-third of the total population, but the mass cf 'em are grown men, capable of voting, whereas the Mormons are cluttered up with children. Old Mormons Tersns the Toung. "I guess as soon as we have purely Gen tile officers in the township and the control of the policy of the city the Mormons will have to back down considerably. They're bound to go before long. My own notion is that it's the older men who keep alive the feeling of opposition to the Gentile and all his works The younger ones, spite of all the elders tell 'em, will mix with the Gentiles, and read Gentile hooks, and you bet vour sweet life there's a holy influence working toward conversion in the kiss of an average Gentile, specially when the girl knows that he won't think it necessary for her salvation to load the house up with other women folk. I guess the younger generation are giving sore trouble to the elders. "What that you saylabout polygamy? It's a penal offence now under a bill passed not long ago. The Mormon has to elect one wife and keep to ner. If he's caught visit ing any ot the others waal, do you sec that cool and rest.ul brown stone building way over there against the hillside? That's the penitentiary. He is sent then to consider his sins and he pays a fin", too. But most of the police in Salt Lake are Mormons, and I don't suppose they are too hard on their friends. I presume there's a good deal of polygamy practiced on the sly. But the chief trouble is too get the Mormon to see that the Gentile isn't the doubly damned beast that the elders represent. Only get the Gentiles well into the State and the whole concern is bound to go to pieces iu a very little time." And the wish being father to the thought, "Why, certainly," said I, and began to take in the Valley of Deseret, the home of the Latter Day Saints, and the abode, perhaps, of as much misery as has ever beeu com pressed into 40 years. Polygamy Among the Bengali The good folk at home cannot understand, bnt you know how in Bengal to this day the child-wife is taught to curse her possible co wife ere yet she has gone to her husband's house. And the Bengali woman has been accustomed to polygamy for a few hundred years. Yet she has a thoroughly feminine hatred ot her rival. You know, too, the awful jealousy hetween mother-wife and barren behind the purdah the jealousy that culminates sometimes in the poisoning of the well beloved son. Now and again an English woman enjoys a high caste Mussa mani dhai, and in the offices of that hire, women are apt to forget the differences of color and to speak unreservedly as twin daughters mutually under Eve's curse. The dhai tells very strange and awful things She has, and this the Mormons count a privilege, been born into polygamy, but she loaths and detests it from the bottom of her jealous soui. And to the lot of the Bengali co-wife "the cursed cf the cursed the daughter of the dunghill the scald bead and the barren mute" (you know the rest of that sweet com minatiou service) one creed, of all the white creeds to-day, deliberately introduces the white woman taken from centuries of training, which have tanght her that it is light to eontrol the undivided heart of one man. To quench her most natural rebellion that amazing creed and fantastic jumble of Mohammedisni, the Mosaic law and im perfectly comprehended fragments of Pree Masonry call to its aid all the powers of a hell conceived and elaborated by coarse minded hedgers and ditchers. It it a sweet view, isn't it? And the Valley Is Beantlfnl. All the beauty of the valley could not make me forget it. And the valley is very fair. Bench after bench of land.'flat as a table against the flanks of the ringing hills, marks where the Salt Lake rested for awhile in its collapse from an inland sea to a lake SO miles long and 30 broad. Belore long these benches will be covered with houses. At present these are hidden among the green trees on the dead flat of the valley. You have read a hundred times how the streets of Sail Lake City are very broad and furnished with rows of shade trees and gut ters of fresh water. This is true, but I struck the town in a season ot great drought that same drought which is playing havoc with the herds oi Montana. The trees were limp and the rills of sparkling water that one reads about were represented by dusty saved courses. .Main street appears to be inhabited by the commercial Gentile, who has made of it a busy, bustling thoroughfare, and in the eve ot tne sun Bwigs the ungodly lager and smokes the improper cigar all day long. For which I like him. At the head of Main street stand the lions of the place, videlicit, the Temple and Tabernacle, the tithing house, and the houses of Brigham Young, whose portrait is on sale in most of the booksellers' shops. Incidentally it may be mentioned that the late Ameer of Utah docs not nnre xaotely resemble His Highness the Ameer of Afghanistan, whom these fortunate eyes have seen. And I have no desire to fall into the hands of the Ameer. The first thing to be seen was, of course, the Temple, the outward exponent ot a creed. Armed with a copy of the Book of Mormon, ftrbet jtet comprehension, I went to form rath 'opinions. Someday the Temple -will be missed. ,it was only begun 30.. years .iee.1 and up to date rather more than $3,600,000 have been expended in its granite bulk. Inside the Monster Temple. The walls are 10 feet thick; the edifice itself is about 100 feet high, and its towers will be nearly 200. Aud that is all there is of it unless you choose to inspect more closely, always reading the Book of Mor mon "as you walk. Then the wondrous puerility of what I suppose we must call the design becomes apparent. I am wrdng; there is no design. These men, directly in spired irom on high, heaped stone on stono and pillar on pillar without achieving either dignity, relief or interest. There is overtbe main door some pitiful scratching in stone representing the All Seeing Eye, the Ma sonic grip, the sun, moon and stars and, perhaps, other skittles. The flatness and meanness of the thing almost make you weep when yon look at the magnificent granite in blocks strewn abroad and the skill that $3,000,000 could have called into the aid of the church. It is as though a child had said: "Let us draw a great big fine house finer than any house that ever was," and in that desire had laboriously smudged along with a ruler and pencil, piiing meaningless straight lines on compass drawn curves, with his tongue following every movement of the inapt hand. Tnen sat I down on a wheelbarrow and read the Book of Mormon, andbehoId the spirit of the book was the spirit of the stone before me. The simple Joseph and Hiram Smith struggling to create a-new Bible when they knew nothing of the com parative history of the Old and New Testa ment, and the inspired architect muddling with his bricks they were brothers. Authority of the Book of Mormon. It is written, and all the world has read that to Joseph Smith an angel came down from heaven with a pair of celestial gig lamps, whereby he was marvelously enabled to interpret certain 'plates of gold scribbled over with dots and scratches, and discovered by him in the ground, which plates Joseph Smith did translate only he spelled the mysterious characters "caractors" and out of the dots and scratches produced a vol ume of 600 closely printed pages, containing the Books of Nephi, first and second; Jacob, Enos, Jarom, Omni, Mormon, Mosiab, the record of Zeniff, the Book of Alma Hola man, the third of Nephl, the fonrth another Book of Mormon, the Book of Ether (the whole thing is a powerful anssthetic, by the way) and a final Book of Moroni. Three men, of whom one I believe is now living, bear solemn witness that the angel with the spectacles appeared unto them; eight other men swear solemnly that they have seen the golden plates of the revelation, and upon this testimony the Book of Mormon stands. The Mormon Bible begins at the days of Zedeklah, King of Judah, and ends in a wild and weltering quagmire of tribal fights, fibs of revelation and wholesale thefts from the Bible. Very sincerely did J sympathize with the inspired brothers as I waded through their joint production. As a humble fellow worker in the field of fiction- I knew what it was to get good names for one's characters. But Joseph and Hiram were harder bestead than ever I have been, and bolder men to boot. They created Teancum and Coriantumy, Pahoran, Kish kumen and Gadianton and other priceless names which the memory does not hold; but of geography they wisely steered clear and were astutely vague as to the localities of places, because you see they were by no means certain what lay in the next county to their own. "Wonderful Accomplishments In Print. They marched and countermarched blood thirsty armies across their pages, and added new and amazing chapters to the records of the New Testament and reorganized the heavens and the earth aa it is always lawful to do in print. 'But they could not achieve style, and it was foolish of them to let into their wierd Mosaic pieces of the genuine Bible wherever the laboring pen dropped from its toilsome parody to a sentence or two of vile, bad English or downright "penny dreadfulism," such as "Moses said unto the people of Israel, 'Great Scott, what air you doing?' " There is no sentence in tne Book of Mormon word for word like the 4 foregoing, but the general tone is not widely different. Then I went a bout the streets aud peeped into people's front windows, and the decor-' ations upon the tables were after the man ner of the year 1850. Main street was full of country folk from the desert come in to trade with the Zion Mercantile Co-operative Institute. The chureh, I fancy, looks after the finances of this thing and it consequent ly pays good dividends. Don't Many to Get Beauty. The faces of the women are not lovely. Indeed, bnt for the certainty that ugly per sons are just as irrational in the matter of undivided love as the beautiful, it seems that polygamy was a blessed institution for the women, and that only the dread threats of the spiritual power could drive the hulk ing board-faced men into it. The women wore hideous garments and the men ap peared to be tied np with string. They would market all tnat afternoon and on Sunday go to the praying place. I tried to talk to a few of them, but they spoke strange tongues and stared and behaved like cows. Yet, one woman, and not an altogether ngly one, confided to me that she hated the idea of Salt Lake City being turned into a show place for the amusement of the Gentiles. "If we 'ave our own institutions that ain't no reason why people should come 'ere and stare at us, his it?" The dropped "h" betrayed her. "And when did you leave England?" I said. "Summer of '84. I am Dorset," she said. "The Mormon agents was very good to us and we was very poor. Now we're .better off my father an mother an' me." "Then you like the State?" She misunderstood at first. "Oh, I ain't livin' in the state of polygamy. Hot me, yet. I ain't married. I like where I am. I've got things o my own and some land." "But I suppose you will " "Not me. I ain't like them Swedes an' Danes, I ain't got nothin' to say for or against polyamy. It's the Elders' business, an' between you an' me I don't think its going on much longer. You'll 'ear them in the 'ouse to-morrer talkiu" as if it was sprcadin' all over America. The Swedes they think it his. I know it hisn't" "But you've got your land all right?" "Oh, yes, we've got our land an' we never say aught against polygamy o' course father an' mother an' me." The Sights of Salt Lake City. I should liked to have spoken to the maiden at length bnt she dived into the Zion Co-op. and a man captured me saying that It was jny bounden duty to see the sights of Salt Lake. These comprised the egg-shaped Tabernacle, the Beehive and town honses of Brigham Young, the game great ruffian's tomb with' assorted samples of his wives sleeping round him (just as the 11 faithful ones sleep round the ashes of Bun jit Singh outside Fort Lahore J'and one or two other curiosities. But all these things have been described by abler pens than, mine. The animal houses where Brigham. used to pack his wives are grubby "villa; the Tabernacle is a shingled fraud, and tne tithing house where all the revenue returns seem to be made much resembles a sWble. The Mormons have a paper currency ot their own ecclesiastical bank notes whioh are exchanged for local produce. But th little boys of the place have great weakness for the bullion of the Gentiles: Itisnot pleasant to be taken round a township with your guide stopping before every third house to say: "Ih.t's where Elder So-and-so kept Amelia B'athershins, his fifth no, his third. Amelia she was took on after Keziah, but KerJah was the .aider's pet an' be didn't dare to let Amelia come acrost Keziah for fear of her spilia' Keaiah's beauty." The Mussulmans are ruite right The minute that all the domestic details of polygamy are discussed in the mouths cf the people the institution is ready to falL I shook off my guide whem he told ine his very last doubtful tale and went on alone. An ordered peace and a perfection of quiet lux ury is the note of the city of Ss.lt Lake. The honses stand iu generous and' well-groomed grass plots, none very much worse or-better than their neighbors. Creepers grow over the house fronts, and there is a very pleas ant musioor wind am'JBg the trees in the Tast i street, with, tsaell ef bajaad tun sunn ui manner,, f . L T . ' ' " ' " T vx,tg.iy,x CANDIDATES QF '92. Uncle Joe McDonald Says Silver "Will . Unhorse Cleveland. HILL IS OUT OP THE QUESTION. Ilarrlson Must Fight a Han From the West for the Presidency. EICH BEHINISCENCB AND PE0PHECI rCOEEtSFOirDXKCI OT TUX DISPATCH.! ST Washington, Feb. 14. I met ex-Senator McDonald, of Indiana, in his room at the Biggs House last night. He gave up poli tics when he left the United States Senate, and he is now devoting himself with profit and pleasure to his first love the law. He has an immense practice here at "Washing ton, and he ranks as one of the greatest lawyers west ot the Alleghenies. He is noted for his sound, hard-headed common sense, and a long life of study and practice, added to his sterling abilities, has put him at the head of his profession. His income is said to be five times the salary ot a Congressman, but he practices at the law because he loves it, and he told me last night that he could not remember when he had not au ambition to be a lawyer and that if he were a boy again he would choose the legal profession and stick to it. I asked him as to his political ambitions and he replied: Not a Born Politician. "I am not a natural politician, and poli tics have been only an incident in my life. I do not care for political life and I think I am happier and better off as a private in the Democratic party than as one of its officials. I began to practice law as soon as I was out of college and I was Attorney General of the State of Indiana before I was elected to the Senate." "Where did you go to school, Senator?" I asked. "In different parts of Indiana," replied Mr. McDonald. "I was born, you know, in Butler county, Ohio, and my father moved to Indiana when I was 7 years old. At 12 1 was an apprentice to a saddler, a relative of mine,-and learned the trade, working at it for six years." "Do you think you could make a saddle to-day, Senator?" "Yes," replied Senator McDonald, "I am sure I could, and, in fact, there is a saddle now In use by my sister which I made for her some years ago. 1 was the bov Congress, man in the session of 1819 and 1850, and I was under 30 at the time I was elected. I remember the great men of that time very well, and I Can See Clay and Webster in my mind's eye to-day as they photo graphed themselves upon it in 1849. Henry Clay was in the Senate. He was very tall and spare, and had a small head with a high narrow forehead, a large mouth and a big nose. He wore very large collars, and some of the paintings in the Capitol are good representations of him. He was one of the greatest orators I ever heard, and nis lorce largely came from the manner of his utter ance rather than from what he said. "He had a very musical voice and had all the qualities of a fine actor. His manner was such that his speeches lost weight with you if you were in tuch a position that you could not see him while he wsj speaking. He was a man of great force, and he im pressed himself upon everything with which he was connected. Daniel Webster, it seemed to me, was by far the stronger man intellectually, 6411 upon such committees as Clay and Webster worked together in the Senate the measures bore the stamp of Clay rather than "Web3ter, from his push and per sonal influence, which carried to snecess al most everything that he attempted." Webster Excelled. in Thought "How did "Webster impress you as an orator?" I asked. "He waa a great speaker," replied Sena tor McDonald, "but the charm of his speaking was intthe thought rather than the manner in which it was presented. He had none of.the graces of Mr, Clay, and his spenking was done chiefly in a conversa tional tone, a.nd the most of his gestures were only from the elbow. He possessed, however, the strongest intellectual individ uality of any man that I have ever known, and he held his audiences for hours by the iron chain of his thought which he forged link by link as he went along. He was a tall, broad-shouldered man, with a massive heatj and deep-set eyes, which were rather dull save when he became enthusiastic in his speaking. He had a good voice and his very appearance canted strangers to stop and wonder who he was." The conversation here turned to the tariff, and I asked the Senator whether he thought the McKinley tariff bill was the cause ot the Bepublican defeat He replied: Tariff la the Late Election. "I do. The people have begun to study the tariff, and the fanners are especially alive to the effects of nigh import duties on account of the Twine Trust' The McKin ley bill put a tax on nearly every article of home consumption, and every drygoods el'trk and every tin peddler became an object-lesson teacher. The result was the de fiat of the Bepublican party. "This tariff question," continued Senator 'McDonald, "is an evidence how history re .peats itself. The first political speech that I ever made was at my old home in Craw iordsville in Indiana. It was 44 years ago, and President Polk was the candidate upon a tariff for revenue platform,substantially the same as that of the Democratio party during the last Presidental campaign. During the Cleveland-Harrison campaign I made my last speech at Crawfordsville, and the chair man introducing me said that he did not be lieve an instance could be shown in our his- -tory of a man making-two speeches for a Presidental candidate 44 years apart and ad vocating substantially the same issues. The first message of President-Polk was substan tially the same as the tariff reform message of President Cleveland, and it brought about the enactment of the tariff of 1840." "What will be' the chief issues of the next campaign?" His Ideas on Sliver. "Tariff; silver and the force J111, or some otherNneasure of substantially the same nature. As to the silver question, I have always been on tfce -hard money side rather tfc&a in that of zreeabackita or fiat Btonev. "Te-ds-iy I do;ot ksow- hejr, I , would vote Wfreji In ttie.uwufl ;? senate. n te if il Uncle Joe MCJJonaia, THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH ratio were based on the intrinsic value of the silver in the dollar as compared with gold, there would be no danger in free coin age. I hardly think it would De dangerous as it is, though it may affect our dealings with foreign countries. "Whenmoney passes from one nation to another, it goes by its actual value and not by its mark on the face, and it the dollar does not contain 100 cents, it cannot be used as 100 cents Jn set tling the accounts of nations." "What figure will the Farmers' Alliance cut in the next campaign?" "It will have its place and will perhaps affect matters to a considerable extent I don't expect it to last, however, and a year or two will be the extent of its life. You cannot have a successful party iu this coun try which is not broad enough in its principles to embrace all classes and to suit all sections and all sorts of individuals. These single idea parties spring up and are cut down alter they have done their work by the great scythe of publio sentiment, and the people fall back into the two great parties which, under one name or another, have been in existence since the organiza tion oi;our Government" Grover Cleveland's Chances Slim. "How about candidates?" "If the nominating conventions were held to-day I suppose the candidates wonld be Harrison and Cleveland and under such circumstances I have no doubt that Cleve land would be the next President of the United States. The situation from now on, however, promises to be very different If the silver question enters into the campaign it may mean a change ot candidates as far as the Democracy is concerned. If the free coinage bill passes the House and is vetoed by President Harrison it will force silver to the front as a campaign issue. President Cleveland is understood not to favor what is known as free coinage while claiming to be a friend of the sliver coin, and he might not be satisfied as a candidate in a cam paign in which free coinage would be the leading issue. "I believe that Harrison will veto the sil ver bill if it passes, and it seems to me that there is no doubt that he will be the jiext candidate of the Bepublican party. The only man who would stand any chance against him would be Mr. Blaine, who shows no inclination toward the nomina tion, and whose loyalty to Harrison, shown by his acceptance of the place of Premier in his administration, would hardly permit him to take the nomination, even if it were tendered him. The power of an adminis tration in the renominatlon of its head for a second term is very great, and President Harrison will develop a remarkable strength before the convention meets." Democratic Candidate From the West "Suppose Harrison vetoes the silver bill, and the silver issue becomes such as to make the nomination of Cleveland seem inadvis able, from what part of the country will the candidate be chosen?" "I think the candidate will come from the "West I do not believe that Hill could be nominated if Cleveland were a candidate and were defeated. The Cleveland men wonld not support Hill under such circum stances, and I don't see how he could be a candidate at this election, though he may be later. As to other Eastern candidates, I suppose that Fattison, of Pennsylvania, wonld be brought to the front, and another man who would be looked upon as a possi bility would bs Governor Abbett, of Hew Jersey. "The candidate, in case silver is one of the leading issues, will probably come from the "West, and there are a half "dozen differ ent States from which he might be taken. Illinois is now trembling in the balance, Wisconsin is a doubtful State, we practi cally own Michigan. "We hardly know how to figure on Iowa, and Indiana is always a fighting ground." McDonald's Own Position. "You have often been considered a Presi dental possibility," said I. "No I notnol" said the Senator, as a faint blush crept up from the white whiskers un der his collar and traveled over his broad expanse of healthy features. "No, I am not a candidate,and I have never been stung by the Presidental bee. My friends are very kind to mention me in such a connection, but I am, as I told you, thoroughly content with being a private in the ranks of the Demo cratic party, and all I want is to see its prin ciples and its candidates succeed." "Suppose Harrison should be nominated, the Vice President may be taken from In diana?" said L "Yes, possibly," replied the Senator. "And we have many good Democrats in Indiana. I would be satisfied to see any of them receive the nomination, with the ex ception of Governor Gray. I don't consider him a good Democrat, and I don't think he would make a fit candidate for the "Vice Presidency. I say this, not because I have any personal feeling against Governor Gray, but I think his record is such as would unfit ns to make a good fight with him as one of the heads ot the ticket" We "Will Own the Continent "The attack upon home rule," said Sena McDonald, "was the most dangerous ele ment of the force bill. The protection of the rights of the States is the' principle upon which, is based the expandibility of our Government If we can keep our present Constitution as it is, we can become a great nation and under it we can and will conquer the North American Continent I believe that the whole of this territory will be under our Government before the middle of the next century. "Long before that we will rival England and perhaps surpass her as the greatest man ufacturing nation of the world. If we adopt her policy of free breadstuff and Siea raw material, th'ere is nothing that can stop us and the United States will be the workshop of the nations. New York will be a greater city than the wildest imagination has ever dreamed of and Chicago, the Giant of the Inland, will increase in population and wealth beyond .conception. This vast terri tory will teem with millions who will be brought together by the improvements of the future as to inter-communication, and its possibilities of goodness and greatness are appalling." Prank G. Cabpenteb. HIOB.TY ABM3 OP LIGHT. Spectacle Presented by the Test of a Search Light In Boston. Boston Herald. The other evening a mighty arm of light darted across the city, grasped the gilded dome of the Capitol and held it up for every one to see. Then it reached over and picked up the spire of the Park Street Church. It held it a few seconds, till people could read the time and see which way the wind blew, then dropped it suddenly, darted over to the South End and touched the tall chimney of the West End power station, on Albany street At the top of the Edison electric light building a little group of men, most of them electricians, were trying a new search light It looked like a light copper mortar as it hung on its swivels and was pointed by the operator at point after point along the street, till men and women put their hands over their eyes to keep out the blinding flash and horses shied at the strange distinctness with which unseen forms and trees suddenly ap peared before them. The light is the Huntingdon search, fog and position light It is an aro light, but using an incandescent current Electric light wires can be tapped and connected with it anywhere. It gets its great power from lenses, rather than the ordinary re flector. Tbeibeam of light is a small one,but ha vine great penetration. Horse car -drivers said they saw it last night at a distance of oyer two miles from the roof where it stood, and it is claimed to locate a vessel at a distance of one mile. He Was a Mild Man. rlcsn Grocer. Mild Old Gentleman (goaded ''to madness by next room lodger) Good gracious I What are yoRpoundlng the furniture that way for? 9 Idle Party-Trying to kill Use. v - Mild Old Gtfttlewaa (after deep tfcettgkt) Well, "I 8UttatIr!aJtitrT tot oesaes iae SUNDAY EEBRTTAIl'? 15, CONTEMPT OF WOMEN Was One of the Prominent Traits of Napoleon's Character. HOW JOSEPHINE MANAGED HIM. His Idea of Woman's Sphere, aa Shewn In Bla School Regulations. THE SFI SYSTEM. FOE HIS OWN WIFE rwniTTXN ron tub dutxtcua In view of his career as a hero, no one will attempt to deny that Napoleon Bona parte had a soul above buttons. No tone will gainsay his greed for glory, his fierce rapacity tor power, his insatiable ambition which gave him no rest, but led him from rank to rank to almost the eminence of a god. While repudiating the divine right of kings, he "waded through slaughter" to a throne, where, by his master mind and military genius, he terrorized all Europe, brought kings down to the dust and made the Vatican a valley of humiliation. He began to climb the steps of fame nnder the red flags of the democracy, he reached the heights in a blaze of glory as an antocrat of the first magnitude and came down like a stick upon the "lone barren isle" of St Helena. He aimed to make himself su preme ruler of Prance and to fashion the re mainder of Europe into a footstool, to be knocked about or upset at his royal pleas ure. But while, in popular parlance, he proved himself to be a "holy terror" for a time, the world waked up and beyond his victories at Marengo, Eylan, Wagram and Austerlltz he found Waterloo, which, as Carlyle says, "tumbled him helpless into vacuity, where, beyond rescue, he had to sink and break his heart and die. Our last great man." How the Character Stands Time. What that great man was made of history now begins to tell us. His arrogance and conceit grew as his honors fell thick upon him and he became afflicted with that sad disease of greatness known as "the big head." He treated the crowned heads of Europe with contempt He parted their possessions and divided them up to suit his imperious will. He so ill-treated and in sulted the Queen of Prussia that to her dy ing day she impressed upon her children as a duty to inflict, retribution, and never to pardon the wrongs that their country suf fered at the hands of Prance. He hesitated " not to threaten the Pope with deposition from his holy office. With the roughness of a conscienceless conqueror, he demanded submission. He claimed the domination of Charlemagne and the powers of Emperor of Borne. He intended that the sovereigns of Europe should be his subjects and reign only by his permission. Nor was he less despotic and arbitrary in civil life. The phrase "as false as a bulletin" origin ated, it is said, in his dispatches from the seat of war. Their lack of truth he de fended upon the score that it was necessary to deceive the enemy, to keep np the cour age of the army and to sustain the hopes and desires of the people. His idea oi the freedom of the press was to demand that the public should be deceived by cleverly written articles against England, Austria and Prussia. His praises were to be sounded and his measures ardently approved. NapoleonTcared a Woman. He had a horror and fear of the pen of Madam de Stael. Her banishment from Paris, the suppression of her books, the persecutions she endured were a recognition of the fact that he, the conqueror of Europe, was afraid of a woman witu brains. In his spiteful littleness he called her a "she crow," a "bird of ill omen," a "creature whose residence upon French spil meant measureless mischief." His tear of learn ing for women was also shown by his regu lations for the management of a girls' school at Econen, in which he planned what they should eat and wear, and how they should be educated. Pint, they were to be taught religion specially, as a guarantee for hus bands aud fathers. They were to be schooled in faith, but not in reason. "The weakness of a woman's brain, the uncertainty of her ideas, her destiny in sooiety, the necessity of resignation." reanlred according to his notions nothing so much as religious training. Por the boys' school at Pontainebleau it was the reverse. Prayers and the oateohlsm were for the girls science and mathematics for the boys. The girls were to be tanght very little of physics, history or geography, andno Latin or foreign tongues. Their work lor three-fourths of the day was to be given to knitting stockings, embroidery and the making' of underwear. Thus did the great soldier bring his mind down to the details of filling in the time of the school girls. What be wanted for France was good moth ers. This with an eye to providing his army with recruits. Poor mothers I What must they have suffered from the insatiate ambition of this selfish man, whose glory and greatness were purchased by the sacri fice of millions of their sons I His Treatment of the Women, Nothing more plainly shows the narrow ness of the mind and meanness ot the nature of Napoleon than his treatment of women. He made war upon the salons whereliterary men and women exercised freedom of speech behind closed doors. By his despotio will he muzzled the press, he managed the theaters, he coerced the Church. In order that the coming generation should not go wrong, he revised the catechism and tacked on a continuation to the Pourth Command ment to the effect that as Christians "we owe especially to Napoleon L love, respect, obedience, fidelity, military service the tribute ordered for the preservation and de fense of the Empire and his throne; we also owe him fervent prayers for his health and the prosperity of the State." Failing in such, duty, they were taught that they "re sisted the order established by God himself, and rendered themselves worthy of damna tion." Bonaparte even when in lo-y was bent upon conquest His personal appearance was against him when he courted Josephine, as we are told. He was short and squatty, and homely by reason of an eruption upon his face. She regarded him with indiffer ence, and even then discerned something of his despotic character. He loved her as much as his selfishness would allow. His desire to marry her waa not alone for love, but as a stepping stone to fortune. General fioche and Caulaincourt are said to have been his rivals, but that he overcame the in difference and apprehensions of Josephine is made evident by their marriage. Napoleon as a Bridegroom. Shortly afterward he took the field in ths campaign against Italy. His leve letters are as full of warmth and passion as those of any Borneo. But that the wife, by her frivolous love of pleasure, gave him some cause for worry, is made plain, says a recent writer, by the fact that some of these letters were full of threats, and show 'unmis takably the torments of jealousy. Jose phine has been set up by most writers es a saint entitled by her angelio goodness end fortitude to have a halo round her head, but this seems mainly to have been caused by the desire to make Bonaparte blacker by way of contrast She was by all accounts possessed of great per sonal charms, was good natured, and dis tinguished for the eminent social quality exercised but little influence over her husband, save through sacrifice. She stood in awe of him, and allowed him to dictate in everything. He, it is-said, inspired her with a contempt for morality, tanght her to regard everyone with suspicion, and made her an adept in the art of lying. She dressed with exquisite taste, but was wildly extravagant, and always in debt During his campaign in Egypt she was harassed by money troubles, and to relieve herself trafficked with her influence, ana compro mised herself In the view of her husband's relations. Gossip and scandal were busy with her name, and thea,M bow, made as -Btueh mischief and misery as -possible. I U Refused to Meet Josephine. WVa VanftlAAti VAtnrnai) from Scrrnt wttla kd. -h . t.. . . . ijji-' VI -3L . 1- -j 1S9L his heart full of bitterness and his mind full of malicious stories', he relnsed to meet his wife, and expressed bis determination to se cure a divorce. But her tears and prayers, and those of her children, Engene and Hortense, secured a reconciliation much to the disgust of the Bonaparte family, by all of whom, Josephine notwithstanding her sweetness of temper, her ample good niture, her genial manners was cordially despised. It need hardly be stated that Josephine re turned this feeling with interest when op portunity offered. Their envyand enmity were always ready to misconstrue her every motive, and to give breath to every libel and scandal. Spies were ever on the -alert to gather from any source material to promote dissension end trouble between Napoleon and Josephine. The mean jealousies, low Intrigues, the envy and conceit, abd lack of morality dis played by his sisters, coupled with the van ity and frivolity of his wife and the women of society may have been the foundation of Napoleon's contempt for women. Men are prone to judge all women by those whom they best know. The revolution had broken up society. "The circle that surrounded the Directory," says Madame de Bemnsat, "was a corrupt one," and the women whom he knew were of the vulgar, vain, and frivo lous order. He despised tbem for their in feriority, and regarded the influence of women in society as an intolerable usurpa tion," and an abuse of the progress of civili zation. Didn't Need Women's Help. Madame de Maintenon ruled France un der Lonis XIV., and Madame Pompadour managed politics and State matters for Louis XV., but Bonaparte made up his mind that no woman shoulcLhave a finger in his im cerial pie. But for all that, Josephine with her tact and benevolence helped greatly to make his way smooth. She did much to ingratiate the nobility and reconcile them to the court by helping to restore to them their confiscated estates. She was of great service in promoting the return to France of many who had been driven from the country by the Beign of Terror. She has told of him, that "there were not more than five or six days in a year when a woman may ob tain any influence over him because his opinion of the sex is so unfavorable." He was afraid of intellectual women, and never at ease in their nresence. He banished Madam de Stael. The beautiful Madam Becamier shared the same fate because she visited her in her exile. His system of spies and imperial police did effective work in breaking up society, and in repressing openness in correspondence. The best of friends were reserved, and not only the pa pers, hut even private letters in the days of the Empire are more remarkable for what they omit than what they relate of pauing events and politics. Set Spies Upon Josephine. So suspicious was the nature of Bona parte that in all her life Josephine was watched by spies by order ef her husband. The ladies in attendance at the parace had often a sorry time of it To them, when the fancy seized him, or things had gone wrong, he was brutally rude and insulting. How far he went is shown by the fact that though he had no scruples about his expressing his contempt for all women, he said at one time of his stepdaughter that "Hortense forces me to believe in virtue." In actual fear the dames of the palace maintained habitual silence. Under the despotic power of this man they were even afraid to gossip. To them not only the walls had ears, but even the tables and chairs seemed to be reporters. A woman to haye lived with such a man must Indeed have been good natured and patient In view of her trials the idea that she cared for her high position more than she loved Napoleon eertainly has consider able weight Biographers relate that on one occasion when Napoleon had arranged for a grand ovation for himselt the multi tude cheered and hurrahed for the Empress. Napoleon flew into a rage, and, as the story goes, be spent two hours or more in a seene of such violence and outrage with Josephine ar almost to exceed belief. He accused her in the most cruel manner ot having planned to enter the town and cap ture the honors of the populace for herself that should have been given to him. How the Divorce Came About It seems scarcely possible that a woman could be sorry to be separated from such a man, but for the pleasure of being Empress Josephine, was willing to endure every humiliation, lint his imperious will con quered. Her prayers and tears and threats availed nothing. He relentlessly broke np his family, trampled upon the rights of Josephine, compelled the church to sanction his divorce and countenance his marriage with a daughter of Austria. That this union was, from the church point of view, a sacriligious one mattered nothing to him, aud the scruples of Maria Louise were easily satisfied. Marriage to him meant but little save to further his ambitious de signs. He quarreled with his brother Lucien, who refused to give up his wife at Na poleon's dictation, and he compelled Jerome to give up his American wifeBetsy Patter son, whom he never suffered to appear in France. Josephine was superstitious. She was subject to presentiments. In these days she would likely have been a medium. She told Napoleon that when their fates separ ated his star would go down. Talleyrand, in his late memoirs, seems to convey the idea that he used his best endeavors to thwart the plans of Napoleon, and while pretending to serve him, was secretly planning bis downfall. Anyhow, with all his amazing genius and success, he was made to realize that power is only solid in justice, and that dishonesty does not pay. Bessie Bbambls. CUBA'S UPHEAVALS, The Island Is Said to Be Breaking la Two By Some Strange Force. St LoolsEepabllc Bead era of this department will remember the curious prophecy of the old Bavarian hermit, which was given entire in "Notes for the Carious," MepubUo of February 14, 1890, in which the startling prediction was made that Cuba would break in two and sink beneath the waves before the ending of the present century, A recent letter to an Eastern paper, written perhaps by some one who had never heard of the old man's effort at uncovering the future, contains, among other matters the following: "The startling discovery has been made" that Cuba is cracking, not simply cracking, but bursting wide open. Numerous fissures in the earth have suddenly appeared in many widely situated localities, but par ticularly near Matanzas. One of these enormous cracks is nearly 11 English miles in length, and has actually broken a moun tain chain asnnder, leaving a wide gap, which, but for the fact that the fissure teems without bottom, would make a splendid road way, making the rich plantations in the valley beyond at least SO miles nearer Lathios, the nearest port, which is now reached by rounding the spur of the moun tain. Some of the cracks and openings within sight of this place (Matanzas) are 600 to 1,000 feet long, 24 to 60 feet wide and of un known depth. These disturbances may be, and no doubt are, a continuation of those felt not long tago alone the south coast of the island, but the people are not inclined to view it in that light, regarding all such manifestations with a superstitious awe, many of them actually believing that some impending calamity is about to overwhelm the country. Scientists explain it bysaylng that the earth's crust .thickens from the sea Inland, and that, therefore, the inland pres sure is toward the nearest coast line; the crust there and in the ocean beyond, being thinner, is more sensitive to central disturb ances. Shocking; a Lady. Detroit Ireefrtss. - i Mrs. Pordyce Langley, a Long Island matron, had for many years-flattered her self that she walked with unusual grace and dignity,-but the other- day a teacher of manners ,told her that. eetit was "pudgy," sad she took; lawbsmaraad tried tome. GOSSIP OF GOTHAI. Odds and. Ends of Life Gathered In the Form of Interviews. GOT, SAM HAUSEE'S POKER STOET. Theodore Thomas Says American Opera 'Host Have an Endowment. TEUNK3 AT HOTELS AXD 01 TEAISS rcoaitxsrojroixcz or thz oispatch.i Nrw Tubs, Feb. 14. I have picked up the following short interviews in my walks about town this week: Ex-Governor Sam Hauser,, of Mon tanaI am almost cured of traveling in a special palace car with a number of gentle men or what is known as a party. Several years agd several Congressmen and I started together for a trip through the Far "West to California. "We got together at Chicago and began our journey in a happy frame of mindV Borne New York reporters, while I was in the city, got wind of our going, and sent a dispatch "West to the effect that I and a poker party of Congressmen were aboard a special car hound for California. In every Western city we entered reporters came in to ask us, not about the object of our visit to California, hut how the poker game stood. As we were not indulging in cards at all we became wearied of the joke. No sooner had we arrived at San Francisco than a persistent reporter tackled me about the alleged poker game. He did not say alleged because hep really thought we bad been playing. It was too much. I told him it was a base, foul, malignant, traveling, cor rupting, all-around, bay-windowed, gable roofed lie. He did not believe me, and earnestly asked me to tell him how much was lost and won and who were the lucky ones. I never heard the last of the alleged poker game. The papers were filled with allusions to it Some time after this I and several who were in the other party made ar rangements to take another railroad trip. The enterprising Kew York reporter teleg.-ashed West that the poker party would start on snch a date. It broke up the party. I never go any where with a party these days. One would imagine that I could play poker. What People Bead. William T. Peoples, librarian of the Mercan tile .Library We have been established 70 years, and our library now numbers 229,210 vol umes. The following is a classification in vol umes of the books circulated last year: Theol ogy, 2,834; mental and moral science. 2,063; Doli tlcal science, 3,561; literature. 20,982; history, geography and travels, 15,600; biography, 3,067; matbematics. 164; natural science, 1.833: medi cal science. 718; arts. 3,140; nctlon, in English, 78.399; in French, 6,331; in German, 8.S46; in other language, 87: total, 140,003. Popular taste evidently runs to fiction, you see. Of novels most in vogue we sometimes hare ten dupli cate copies. A Test of Honesty. Colonel George W. Parrott, President of the Capitol City Bank, Atlanta, Ga. Some queer feelings come over a man when he ex pects to be awakened at night and asked to ran away with a lot of gold. After the fall of Richmond, ex-Governor But us B. Bollock, of Georgia, had $440,000 in gold belonging to the Confederacy which he was conveying to Au gusta. 1 was doing the transporting in several wacons. We started Irom Blackstone, S. C, and were three days and nights en route to Au gusta. The ex-Governor knew as well as I that the Confederacy was doomed, and that In a short time General Lee would have to sur render. Every night I rather expected the ex Governor to come to me and say something abont not delivering the gold to a designated bank in Augusta. But he was as honest as any man can be. He never even bin ted by innuendo that the plan of dividing the gold wonld not be bad. I often laugh and tell the ex-Governor that I kept awaks at night expecting him to make a proposition to divide the gold. It is in trying circumstances that men prove their mettle and what they are made of. Since that time I have never doubted the integrity and Incorruptible honesty of ex-Governor Bullock, One of Stanley's Black Boys. Henry M. Stanley, late of Africa I have have had any number of bright African boys attached to my staff, only to lose them by some carelessness on their part One boy, taken from the interior of Africa, was particularly bright I took him to Europe with me and sent him to school for a year and a hair. Then he had a longing to go back with me and I con sented. In the interior of Africa he was care less and one day he and nine others were drowned. The natives are reckless and do not value life as the whites. This yonng boy is represented in a picture of myself at the New York Press Club. Many questions have been asked abont this particular boy because he was photographed and pictured. He went the way of most young Africans. The Curse of Bosslsm. Ex-Congressman Henry G. Burleigh, of New York The curse of any poltllcal party Is bo'slsm. Let one man imagine he can boss a partylnaState and his egotism becomes so great he goes aronnd wearing it as a kind of royal halo. He will have a finger in everything that Is done, in every Legislative act and very soon nothing can be done unless it has a politi cal complexion and is manipulated by him. Borne fell from imperial boss ism, and any party that attempts to stand it for a term of years will fall to pieces, Bosslsm is against the spirit of American institutions. I am a Bepublican In politics, but I am against anything, even In mv own party, which savors of bosslsm. Here every man has a right to stand up and express his opinion and act as a free man, but many do not do it because they are afraid ot being "dis ciplined" by some district or city boss. The British tried to boss os many yean ago. bnt found the task too much for them. New York State is a big plum for a boss to manroulate politically, bnt after several years ths yoke be comes too galling and (be people rlso np, irre spective of party, and carefully bury the boss. I had rather be a coal shoveler in sheol than a truckler and lickspittle for a political boss. Potatoes in Politics. Colonel George W. Hooker, member ot the Bepublican National Committee, from Vermont My State is great, especially when it comes to raising potatoes. Now few people may believe it but potatoes have a potent po litical influence in Vermont. Any Congress man from the State who should consent to have potatoes pnt in the free list wonld be de feated. Every farmer would rise np against him. and In Vermont the farmer's vote counts. Why. with potatoes on the free list Canada wonld pauperise nearly every farmer in Ver mont I do not mean to say that potatoes are ail the products in my Bute, but they certainly are among the staple products. The city chap wbo sits down to a One dinner and eats three or four big potatoes and wonders what West ern State produced them, onght to De duly informed that an Eastern State had the honor. I believe that some ot the first-class restaur ants and hotels in the Urge Western cities now pnt on their menu cards, Vermont potatoes. You never see a thin, measly, razor back po tato from my State. Free trade would elim inate the large juicy and peculiarly sednctive Vermont potato from tb e market What lover of bis Bute wonld da it? An Ex-Congressman's Superstition. Ex-Congressman George West, of Ballston. N.Y. I am not superstitious a bit bnt I will not sit down to a dinner at my own home with 13. Last Christmas some of my daughters-in-law and sons-in-law came to dine with me. When we sat down to the table only 13 of ns were present I would not have it, and so two tables were quickly prepared and seven of us were at one and six at another. We have all been in. good health since. At Washington I often dined with Congressmen when only 13 of us were present, but I always felt that I'waa not the unlucky one. and if one of us did die somebody could be found to fill the place in Congress. Bnt in a private family the thing is anttrelr different L do not know how T hpcama inoculated with the 13 in number scare. I never bet at poker, never believe in mascots, never make a cross in the sand and expectorate in it when I have to turn back, never feel any fear when a cross-eyed girl looks at me, and never shudder when1 1 cross a funeral proces sion. I have nave had a dream that came true but once, and that was when I dreamed it was too expensive to devote mv time to politics. TCnnnan's Tlctnre of Bossia. Princess Martha Engalttcbeff, of Russia One wonld Imagine from reading Mr. Ken nan's articles' abouT- Siberia and- Bossia that the land of "the Czar wasanytblng-bat de sirable to llve'ia. MrvJKennan has taken a de cidedly pessisaKtlo.vlew.aBd kas written ae-' eordlagly. . Thare doubtless eases Of hard sfaipa In prkeaHfe ta&aurles. The criminal olassee canoot be kept 'in hiSttrioul apar:- meats. Whynotgivean unbiased account of Bnssla; her social customs and the home life of the people. Sometimes Europeans come to the United States,and after a few davs so away and write books of a very uncomplimentary kind. If these hasty authors had remained longer I hare no doubt tbey wonld have formed entirely different impressions oi this country. Perhaps if ilr. Kennan had remained longer in Rusia and. not been biased be wo"Id bave written articles in a different strain. Bossia Is a delightful country to lire In. American Crests and Slottots. Joseph T. Wilson, stationer la order to understand the stationery business thoroughly I think it best to serve an apprenticeship. I served my time in Edinburgh, Scotland, and it was seven years of profitable employment I studied every phase of the stationery business, and thought when I came to this country that my knowledge of heraldry would be super fluous. It has proven to be qnite profitable, for I find that many Americans are entitled by right of birth to crests and mottoes. A gnod many ladies'bave beautiful crests engraved npontbelr letter paper acd not on their car riages. I presume their bnsbands object to the crests on carriages more so than on stationery. Bnt there are some who do not care if the world knows that they are entitled to crests. I find one thing royal about New York buyers, and tnat is tbey want the best graie of erery tli.ng. A duchess or a lord would not care to boy finer stationery than a majority of Ameri can purchasers. And few may credit this statement bnt it is true. The refinement of people as a rule always shows itself In the pur chase of stationery. Finance and American Opera. Theodore Thomas, musician The life of a mosiclan Is one of work. My playing before the public is the least part of the work I have to do. Tbero is never a mo ment that I can claim of absolute leisure. -Hundreds of people write to me whom I have never seen or heard of, and their letters bave to be answered. Friends ask me wny I answer them, but 1 can only answen civility. Then I am often asked about a school of opera in this country, and wby wa are so far behind in establisbinz a great con servatory. Well, we have a few bread acd butter conservatories dow. where the teachers depend upon good paying pupils to get a living. 1 call these teachers "bread and butter" professors, but 1 do not mean to dis parage them or their methods of teachings Bat no great national school of opera can ever beestabiishednnlessit is raised far above the plane of financial want We might just as well look the problem squarely in the face and not try to deceive ourselves. As Iocs as there is no large endowment for a grand national conservatory forthcoming just so long will the musical future of the cunntry be retarded. Not because there is no talent here, for there is plenty, but because the talent goes abroad for an education which inean3 practically expatriation. We must teaci in America, give opera in the English, language, and ever contribute for a grand conservatory. Drunks on the It Roads. Guard on the Third Avenue Elevated Road The greatest trouble I find is In putting off sleepy drunks at the end of the road at One Hundred and Twenty-ninth street A passen ger sllghty intoxicated will get aboard down town. Intending to get oil at Fifty-ninth or Sixty-seventh street and going- to sleep will ride to the end of the route. When the train stops at One Hundred and Tenth street I gen erally go in and shake the sleeping man, but all to no purpose. He will mumble something abont being let alone and continue his sleep. At One Hundred and Twenty-fifth street I at tempt to get him off in a quiet way because I have to let the passengers out of the gates in a hurry. The tng of war comes at One Hundred and Twenty-ninth street Sometimes it takes four guards to get one drunken man out of the car. uften It is danzerous to put oft a sleepy drunk passenger. He rises up and goes to fighting without knowing or caring where be is. One time I had a curtons expert ence. I put off a sleepy drunk at the end oi the route, and he asked to go down to Forty seventh street We haye orders not to let drunken men nde In the elevated cars, bnt what are we to do when they get on ostensibly sober and then sink into alcoholic slumber? This man said be was not drunk, bat had sim ply overslept hlmsel.. We put nim on a down train, and when we arrived at Forty-seventh street be was sound asleep and conld not be awakened. At South Ferry be roused up, walked out on the platform and boarded an uptown train. Again he slept until he arrived at One-Hucdred-Twenty-ninth street, and. there he was taken out almost blind drunk and slept in the nearest station. The life of a guard on the elevated road is not one of ease and joy. The Smiuhlnc of Trunks. A. Lovejoy, head hotel porter I have been a porter for 22 years and naturally think X know something about my business. I handle somel.StO trunks a week and on steamer sail ing days 1 often send ISO to 200 trunks to one steamer. It requires care and skill to handle trunks. I have never yet smashed a track, and that is a good record. Frequently I havo been asked what kind ot trunks stood the wear and tear of handling best The sole leather trunk I do not consider the most durable, al though tbey have that reputation. A modern made trunk, canvas covered, Tith strong strip pines and iron jointed, so the body of the trunk cannot strike the floor if it falls a deways, I think stands hard usage best The tin covered trunks can S'and just so much pressure and banging about and then either collapse or get so fearfully Indented tbey are never in shape again. Hotel porters handle trunks like artists and not in the slam bans smashing way which characterizes thei railroad baggage handlers. I now l.ave five porters under me and tbey are all men of strength and would as soon think of dropping a baby as a trunk. If a trunk got injured, in our hotel by the porter, througn carel"S3 handling, the guest wonld cease to be a patron of the hotel if the damages were not paid. It is just as easy to handle a trunk without smashing it as it is to throw It down recklessly. I know a great deal of I nn 13 poked at the baggage smasher, bnt I want it distinctly understood that a porter la a first class hotel, like the one I am in. Is an artistand can carry a trunk anywhere with safety and a certain amount of grace. We do not belongto the class ot railroad bamfatters wbo work fof corporations that bave no soul and do not cara about an individual trunk. Something About Chocolate. Saleslady In a confectionery store Many people ask me about the chocolate statue of the Venus de Aiilo in our front window, and want to know whether it will melt It is soUd, weigh ing 1.925 pounds, and is made of the best choco late When the weather is warm the statue has to be out in a cool place or else it will melt Two chocolate statues were sent to the Paris Exposition recently, and one of them was mined by the boys in Prance, who chipped lit tle pieces from it to eat. It was a high tribute to the toothsome quabty of our chocolate. The statues took the medal in Paris. Who is the artist? He is in the service of my employer, and lustmakesa statue now and then to keep his band in. Ladles are very fond of chocolate candy wben It is manufactured as bon-bons. One peculiarity of chocolate eaters Is that they are very, very fond of chocolate, andalways want the best I tnine we make just as good, if not better, chocolate than is manufactured in France. Now, a pound ot bon-bon chocolate sUIs for $1 25, while a pound of cooking choco late la valued at Jl down to 80 cents. It is a healthy candy, and, used in cooking; Is flesh producing. Looking After Reckless Drivers. Officer Michael Eano, Broadway police) squad I have been at the Fifth avenneand Twenty-third street crossing some U years and have done my duty, I hope, in keeping vehicles from running over pedestrians. It is not an easy beat especially on Wednesday afternoons when the matinees are over. I'm 6 feet 3 Inches tall in my sock feet weigh over 22a pounds and can run as fast as any one 1 k now. Ahackmanran over a lady just below Worth monument not long ago, and broke both her legs. He drove down to Twenty-first street be fore I was notified ot what bad occurred. Al though be was driving rapidly to escape, and, had two blocks the start 1 did some fast sprint in" and caught him at Sevenjpenth street It is no trouble forme to run fast My exper ience in stopping reckless drtversr It would fill a book. The average hack and carriage driver would jast as soon run Over me as not. Indeed, I was run over once, bnt I do not cars to say anything abont It The hactman waa arrested and fined S10L When I raise my hand to stop a borse, I mean it and that horse has got to stop. A constant stream of people, ladies, children and young girls, to say nothing of men. is passing daring all the bosy hours of the day. I bave to keep on the crossing and be on the alert In proportion to the number ot reckless drivers few people are run over. How It Feels to Be Beaten, Hon. J. P. Sanborn, member of the Re publican National Committee.from lllcbJSjan There are times when a man f eelsliae gofsf to Kamskatchka, or some tar away land and tea! Is after a crushing defeat at the polUC , I con fess that I never anticipated defeat la Michi gan last fall and wben it camel bad ajfaeltaa as it I had been struck and conld not locate the part ot my anatomy where the- blow felt Tit Is only through defeat that we learn to become philosophers. The best way Is to go ahead and not make any big brags and then the laltgh will not be on yon wben your side is defeated. Of eoarie.now and. then, politicians have only brag to help them and they make the best use of it -possible.-' Narjoleon said.-after tba baKlx n( -Waterloo, that he had met reverses at a sklrm. un. anas is a nappy, sbajx. xupieykiad of a way to take Sefeat, asd" as a-rule, amaferity of the poHtiaUns emulate; the great Ceiileaa la Btakiaz-UgBt or-orasbiaft-'defeat I bare bos arrive at taat sweet degree of eJHseenpwyyet, ---- CHAUtEST. MH&A3k .