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One Year s 09 Daily DISPATCH, Per Quarter - -" Daily Dispatch, OncMonth TO 1)AILT Dispatch, Including bnnday, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday.Sm'ths -SJ Daily Dispatch. 1.-Judlng buudar, lm'th 90 fcuiroAT Dispatch, One Year 2S0 Weekly Dispatch, One Year 125 She daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at ri cents per week, or Including Sunday edition, at K cents per week. PITTSBURG. SATURDAY, FEB. 14, 1891. PITTSBURG'S FKOUD KECORD. Last year's building record is the best possible exhibit of Pittsburg's growth. It is a record of which every citizeu of this industrial city may be proud. The cost of buildings erected during the past year was over 10,000,000. On the list are a number of fine churches, several school bouses, pub lic buildings and eight club houses. But by far the greater part of this expenditure was for homes. Some ot these are costly as the taste and wealth of the owners dictated, but the majority are the modest dwellings of the mass of well-to-do citizens. The exhibit for the decade just ended is no less interesting and instructive. For 1881 buildings were erected of the total cost of about 51,000,000. Since that time the growth has been gradual and constant. There was a halt about the middle of the decade, but it was only the rest that gathers strength for new endeavor. The average was maintained for the whole period in a total of about ?50,000,000. This a vast sum to be put in buildings within ten years, but it is only the beginning of a greater growth. There is no evidence of overbuilding here. As a matter of fact, rents have been steadily going higher for four years, Indicating a demand steadily growing in advance of the snpply. This is not only true of central locations, but applies to outlying districts, where there is plenty of room to build. The most popular section has been the Oakland district, though the building movement has sot been confined to one locality. It has spread in all directions in a remarkable manner. Our prosperity is well rounded. There is nothing on the boom order in this notable expansion. And with the transpor tation facilities now promised a much greater rate of growth appears reasonable in the near future. DON'T GET TOGETHER. There is a very pointed inference in the comments en that letter of Henry Watter son to Governor Hill, which are made by the Governor and Senator-elect, as well as by the Kexe York Sun. The former con tented himself with the assertion that "it must be a forgery," because he believes that Mrv Watterson is "incapable of addressing any such insulting and impertinebt com munication to me." The Sun gives its usual emphatic expression of its ideas with the assertion that the letter is "a shameful forgery" such as no one "but the most reck less political forcers" could perpetrate. But now coms Mr. Henry "Watterson, who declares he did write the letter as afore said. It is hardly possible to imagine that these denunciations were leveled against Mr. Watterson's letter with the expectation that he would deny the authorship. The inference is that Mr. 'Watterson, in the opinion of the Hill entourage, has been in sulting and impertinent, It is not possible to escape the conclnsion that he must have committed a reckless political forgery in writing his own letter, something after the method in which Governor Pattison has been accused of plagiarizing from himself. Under this state of affairs let us hope that the advice to the Democrats to "get together" will not be followed. If the Hon. Charles A. Dana and Colonel Henry Watterson ebould get together we fear the gore of two esteemed cotemporaries would run to waste. DEFECTS OF MINING LAWS. Important points in mining regulations are discussed in communications published elsewhere. Two from well-known engineers agree in showing that disaster from striking old workings is due to a deficiency in the law requiring surveys. When the points stated by these expert authorities are fully comprehended, it looks as if the protection of miners from wholesale slaughter calls for expert training and intelligence among leg islators as well as mining inspectors and bosses. Here are laws drawn up and passed to accomplish a definite object, namely, in formation on the location of mine workings; and yet it is found that they fail in the vital point, which is the exactness and reliability of the records. When such blundering is revealed in the making of our laws, it is hardly remarkable that there are blunders in the management of the mines. Another correspondent raises an import ant question in the statement that mining superintendents have power to order mining bosses to take action inconsistent with the Wje Biijiafclj. 8, IS45V safety of the miners. This, the correspon dent thinks, should be rectified by subject ing superintendents to as rigid examinations as mining bosses. We can hardly agree to the remedy; which, by the same logic, would require mine-owners to be experts. But it should be understood that in all cases where safety is at stake no higher authority is recognized than that of the responsible ex pert. It the law does not already attach civil and criminal penalties both to the superintendent who orders and the mining boss who carries out, any course inconsistent with safety, it should do so. The agitation of the subject proves the necessity of a thorough revision of the mining laws. But when that is done,. a more vital question is presented in the fact stated by one of our correspondents, that the problem will be to secure their thorough and impartial enforcement. Of what gain will it be to provide all the safeguards in the statute book and then leave the laws to become a dead letter? WESTER READING FOR FARMERS. We are glad to see the farmers of the State sending to Harrisburg for road bilL literature. It is a good sign to find them reading. For a month or two yet they will be penned up on their farms by the impass able mud which comes with the spring tbaw, so that the Harrisburg mail service will probably relieve the tedium of rustic life under existing conditions. The farmers are particularly recommended to ask for the little pamphlet of the Engi neers' Society. Therein they will find com puted for them in dollars and cents the enormous waste of time and money the loss of temper, patience and physical energy is incomputable which results from the existing quagmires. STATE BANK REGULATION. The inquiry of the legislative committee investigating the banking interests with reference to State supervision develops a wide divergence of opinion. There is prac tical agreement as to ihe right of the State to provide more regulation than at present for chartered concerns. But the private banking firms claim that they should not be subjected to interference, while some ad vocates of the regulative system hold that State regulation is required for all banks outside of the national banking system. There is some foundation for both views. The supporters of comprehensive regulation claim that anyone who holds himself out as a depositary for the people undertakes a semi-fiduciary function which calls for the supervision of the law. Beyond that it is held that to provide regulation for incor porated banks and to leave private bankers without regulation is indiscriminate without due cause, and leave only partially fulfilled the purpose of protecting the public Final ly, the disastrous failures of private bank ing concerns are alleged as showing the ne cessity for supervision to be as great in one case as in the other. These arguments fail to recognize a radi cal distinction between chartered State banks and private bankers. The latter re ceive no charter from the State; they take deposits from the public solely on their in dividual credit; and their members are in dlridually liable for all debts of the firm. Unless members of such a firm can escape the consequences of failure by a fraudulent concealment of assets therefor, the interest of each member in adhering to the stand ards of sale banking is greater than that of any depositor. The Philadelphia Press thinks that the class most entitled to the protection of the State is the one which is attracted by the title of "bank" without ability to discriminate between the different in stitutions bearing that title. It therefore proposes that every corporation, firm or in dividual putting the word "bank" on its sign or in its advertisements should be sub ject to State regulation; while those wishing to conduct a financial business without legal supervision must do so without claiming that title. This would be making a good deal out of a mere title, and would probably open the way to evasions. What is really the crucial question is the 'Eort of regulation to be furnished by the State. The advantage of such a system de pends entirely whether it will be kept free from politics and left in the hands ot relia ble experts, or whether the supervision will be one of the spoils of politics. In this point there may be all the gradations of difference between a just and beneficial regulation and an organized system of political blackmail. The National bank regulation has thus far been maintained successfully above the abuses of spoils politics, but the precedents of State politics are not entirely encourag ing. The burden of proof is on our legis lators to show a plan of regulation that will not be subject tojthe abuses which have appeared in the other relations of State ad ministration with banking institutions. THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO DEAL. Baltimore and Ohio officials who were in the city, yesterday, were quaintly evasive about Jay Gould's relations with the com pany. It is4 usual with businessmen of this class to withhold information concerning their business until any contemplated deal is perfected in all its details. But it is also usual with them to indulge in emphatic denials when questioned regarding baseless rumors. Hence the silence and feigned ignorance of the high Baltimore and Ohio officials may be taken as a practi cal admission of the truth of the reports recently published. This admission was not necessary to satisfy the public that such deals had been made. What the people are interested in is the further details of the project as it applies to Pittsburg, and espe cially to know that it means open competi tion rather than coercion to consolidation. THE PASSING OF THE HEROES. Uncertainties of life and death are strik ingly illustrated by the f.ict that while Gen eral Sherman was yesterday morning rallv ing from what was expected to be his death bed, Admiral Porter, whose ill health had been supposed to be critical, was suddenly taken away by heart disease. These two officers are the last of the great military and naval commanders of the civil war. When they are dead none of the men who commanded independent fleets or di rected the movements of armies will be left. Admiral Porter's services in the war rfid not pjace him as prominently before the nation as Sherman or Sheridan;bnt he was, next to Farragut, the great naval leader of that period. He was a subordinate of Farragnt in the naval triumph which , resulted in the capture of Hew Orleans; but after that was placed in independent naval com mand, co-operating with Grant on the Mis sissippi for the capture of Vicksburg and the opening of the river. Near the close o'f the war he led the expeditions -against Fort Fisher, one of the last and aiost vital blows to the Confederacy. In his characteristics the deceased was less noted for the brilliant and almost in spired daring which marked JETarragnt's than lor calculation-,' conservatism and per sistence in overcoming the most stubborn obstacles. While both, against "Vicksburg and Fort fisher his first attempts were un successful, the navat part of the operations was persisted in under Porter's leadership to a final success. Perhaps Porter would not have risen to the heighths of daring ex emplified by Farragnt at New Orleans and Mobile, but on the other hand Farragut might not have done Porter's work at Vicksburg and Fort Fisher as well. In the running of the forts at Vicksburg and in the bombardment of Fort Fisher Porter's career furnished prominent examples of the naval daring which made that period an era of heroism. The last of our great leaders in that con flict are passing away; but their work and their history remain as imperishable. A STRANGE PROTEST TRULY. It Is amusing to find, the Standard bring ing an occasional citizen of the oil region before the Legislative Committee to oppose the Burdick bill, and then arguing that there is not a unanimous sentiment for the measure. When these occasional citizens are Investigated closely it usually happens they are found to have business or other re lations with the monopoly. To judge from the remarks of the Standard attorney at the last session of the Corporation Committee, some of the oil producers must esteem it an inestimable privilege to pay twice or three times as much for pipeage and storage as the Burdick bill provides. Mr. Lee has already shown that five or six cents per barrel would allow a handsome profit. The Burdick bill allows twelve cents, and must therefore be taken as extraordinarily liberal. Yet the Standard's agents at Harrisburg would have the public believe there are some oil producers possessed of so much money that they would not otherwise know what to do with, that the deeply resent paying less than twenty-five cents for their pipeage and storage. And they take so much interest in opposing the bill for their own relief, that they actually go down to Harrisburg to lay before the Legislature their strange grievance of being likely to be called upon to pay less than present rates. This is a very pretty fairy story. It will do quite well for the "marines, but if the Corporation Committee can lay any claim to average discernment it is transparent enough. We shall probably next bear of a delegation of subscribers to the telephone going down to the State capital, with much gravity, to protest against being charged less than the high rates tbey are now pay ing to that other monopoly whose tariff is this winter a subject of legislative inquiry. When a big trust gets its grip nearly fixed on an Industry that it wishes to monopo lize the operation of freezing out competitors becomes too slow for It. Is the expedient of blowing contumacious rivals to kingdom come to become one ot the recognized methods of trust policy? Some of our city officials are quoted as asserting that the tax on building is a draw back to city improvements and as thinkingthat the assessments should be lightened on that class of property and made heavier on land which is held unimproved or with cheap build ings on it. There is a lack ot judgment In a tax system which discourages improvement of real estate; and the adoption of the Henry George theory to the extent of remedying that error will not be disapproved by the public Bat the experience of the past few years in this city does not look as if the building in dustry had been entirely choked off by our tax system. Thorough investigation warrants the statement that there is nothing In the report that the Hon. Roger Q, Mills has drawn up a resolution thanking the Hon. Thomas B. Reed for his fairness and justice In presiding over the present Congress. ' In opposition to Mr. Dalzell's criticism of Secretary Tracy, the Philadelphia Bulletin re marks: "The American flag will be safe under that order. It will not be lichtly insulted by a ninth-class nation again." This sounds very bold, but in view of the fact that If the Ameri can flag was lichtly insulted in the tfarrundia matter it has been heavily Insulted bV Russia, in the case made public the other day, and the question arises for organs of the Bulletin's stripe what sort of order is to be issued when tbe flag is insulted bj a first-class nation? A highek temperature prevailed yester day throughout Ohio and Western Pennsylva nia. There are reasons for suspecting that Major McKluley's launching of his Guber natorial and Presldental boom has warmed things up. The fact that partisan measures have a recoil is beginning to impress itself on the Cleveland Leader, which asserts that "the trouble in the Senate has been all along that tbe 200,000 persons scattered through Nevada, Idaho and Wyoming could out vote in that body the 9,800,000 people in New York and Illinois. Yet we do not seem to remember that the esteemed Leader entered any protest when these States were brought into the Union for the express purpose of reinforcing the Re publican majority. The drift of Democratic expressions is now very decidedly to the impression that the process of getting Hill and Cleveland together has sneceeded in putting them together out side the list of available Presldental candi dates. The idea which has lately been produced in certain quarters that for th9 United States to join the European powers In suppressing tbe liquor traffic and slave trade in Africa would be "an entangling foreign alliance," is of that original variety which argues inspiration. As no one in this country is interested in the African slave trade, the inspiration by a pro cess of exclusion very clearly comes from the liquor traffic The pushing of those street cases will let us know in a few days whether the Supreme Court can permit us to have any more im proved streets or not. Notwithstanding the big ice crop it is -beard that Ice is to be scarce as ever next summer because the ice is ot a class that will melt right away. At the same time the appear ance of tbe regular report that the peach crop is destroyed indicates that the functions of the ice and peach crop liars have been united. A PROGRESSIVE NEWSPAPER. The Leading Journal in This Part of the Country Is The Dispatch. Conneantrllle Courier.i The PiTTSBtTBtl DibpaTCH forl89l promises to be hotter than ever, a number of surprises being in store for its readers. It will soon oc cupy its new granite, fireproof building, on bmithtleld street, where it will be equipped with fast Hoe presses and a complete new out fit in every department. Its Sunday edition ha3 a circulation of over 60,000 copies, and Its daily over one-half that number. It is the leading oil news journal, and Its financial, commercial, produce, lire stock and iron mar kets are exhaustive and accurate. It Is the only-newspaper in tbe western parr of the State carrying a dally special cable report, cov ering all European news centers, and its facili ties for getting borne news are the very best. TheTjispatch Is an Independent Repub lican journal, and its discussion of events of the day is with regard to absolute truth and -public Interest as Its first; consideration. The Sunday edition, never less than 0 pages. Is an Immense encyclopedia of general, special.local. society, sporting and labor news with the best of serial stories, and makes a large volume In a single issue. Asa progressiva newspaper,' The Dispatch completely fills tbe bill, lea-ring nothing to be desired by the most critical. SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. The money that is borrowed causes more misery than the money that is lost. Of course most every one bas experienced suspense of gome sort. Not a pleasant ex perience either, under any circumstances. But all over the bosom of tbis broad land since Thursday morning through tho dark hour that precedes the dawn, far into tbe light of tbe early day--thousands of nervous fingers lay on the keys ready to put a sad message on tho wire and thousands of pairs of tired eyes-looked out upon the breaking day while sharp ears were strained to catch the tick which would tell them that another soldier had fallen, that .another hero bad been summoned, tbat another comrade had been mustered In. Only tbe watchers at tbe bed side, the sentinels at tbe instruments, the toil ers at the desks know what suspense such as this means. Though most of them are used to It, the strain Is still hard to bear. IS early all those whose going has caused universal sorrow, who figured In statecraft, who fonght for'the flag, or who battled for the right in the forum, hare lingered and suffered have kept tbe news senders and the news fixers In suspense. While tbe public pulse beats along with its accus tomed regularity theirs throbs faster under the awful strain. Patient, sleepless, tireless, they stick to their posts, waiting and watching for the click: that will reverse tfie rules and put the press in black and the nation in mourning. Tbe account of a fashionable folly, tbe tale of an awful crime, the horrible details of a dis aster, tbe story ot a robbery, the exposure of a frand, the synopsis of a debate, tbe flotsam and tbe jetsam of the newspaper sea, are all interrupted by the cry, "Another Bulletin!" and tbe words, "Is he dead?" After the news men clear their desks when the world has been scoured tbe watchers detailed to wait for the sad signal remain. After the big presses clat ter and bang, after your paper has been served, perchance, the sentinels linger. As it was yes terday so it may be to-day and to-morrow. Until the summons comes tbe suspense will continue. Until the sad words, "Sherman is dead," are flashed from tbe sick room to the sanctum the keys will never be deserted, tbe desks will never be cleared, the tired will never find rest. Humanity is only the shadow of divin ity, and cannot be perfect. When we are well fed and well groomed we do not kick over tbe traces. Hill is now singing that good old song about the letter that never came. When the weather prophet shoots off his mouth he expects to hit tbe storm center. The seedy man don't care how soon he is planted. While strikers are gaining ground they are losing money just the same. He's No Jay. Hare you heard the news from Gould, Ureat Jay Gould? He's no jay, ,. By tho way Bead what yesterday's dlspatehes told How Jay O. the bold, bllck "old fel," Has down fine A new railroad line 1'arallel With the P. B. K.? Thns far It's had Its way In rates for freight, they say. Which shippers bave to pay; Bnt when Jay gets bis line In operation There'll not be any more discrimination;) His deadly parallel Will carry goods to sell. And Pittsburg's hampered Industries will swell. 'Tl8 most glorious news. And If it comes to pass we'll not abuse l 'Jay Any way! You don't have to plant your feet to raise corns. Postal clerks and editors have to wrestle with some queer pen puzzles. Here's one by the morning mail: I rite yon this eplsle to Inform yon of Business. Yoold you Dlecse Publish 10 cons, 4 p'osoms, 64 conks and 3 ground bogs and 1 wild cat. From tbe above It would appear that Jim Chizley, of Mount Savage, Md., has for sale 10 coons. 4 'possums, 64 skunks, 3 ground hogs and 1 wild cat. Self-denial now will do more for the blood than all the sarsaparllla on tan. All rubbish The Allegheny wharf. In speaking about the stage swearing evil, and urging the utilization of the biss to cure it, the types said: "Some appland, but more hiss." It should have read: "None hiss." Tbis is enough to make an elder swear. It is too early yet to say whether Ignatius Donnelly will develop into a political cipher or not, Lawyeb (to reporter) What's brewing to-day, my boy? Reporter Beer. The eavesdropper always goes whereyer he listeth. Stage favorites should remember that the public appreciate their modest efforts more than their Immodest ones. The elephant's trunk has a good grip. The silverites who counted on Cleveland hoped against hope. They seem to be "getting it in the neck" in every quarter. Pensioners should make good actors, simply because tbey draw well. It is not necessary to take out a policy to insure success. t Peffeb don't shave anything but the notes of his farmer friends. Inferior articles of food are dear at any nrice, and are dangerous beside. Gould is- reaching out for a share of Pittsburg's traffic, and the future is freighted with bright possibilities. - If gas meters don't lie, who or what does? There's a reptile somewhere in the woodpile. The Don Cameron Club has changed its name and donned new colors. Fame is as fickle as fortune. Private letters should be as sacred after death as before. But the ghouls would not be happy if theskeleton was not dragged out of the closet when opportunity offers. Trucks are all right on the streets, but truck is speedily removed, thanks to Mr. BIge low. Congress seems determined to give the silver men no quarter. Allegheny county bas produced the meanest man. He deprived his wife of her false teeth, and if she had not appealed to tbe law she would have starved to death, by gum! Don Cameron has already been burned in effigy, but they are still roasting him. When is a girl like ayaoht? When she's well rigged. Those who curse the world hardest fear to leave it most. Dipping the colors Immersing negro onrert s of the Baptist Church. Good and sensible girls don' dye young. . Willie Winkle. Don't Appear to Help New York. New York World. Tbe Gould Railroad Trust now promises to cover the whole Southern and Southwestern part of tbe country and to Include an Important slice ot the middle West. No matter where such a (rust may operate. It will be a menace to' tbe communities dependent upon Jt for rail road service and a constant danger to the gen eral, State and local governments. The' con summation ot the plan should be prevented by law, J PERSONAL- PARAGRAPHS. A gbandnephew of John C Calhoun, Kirtland Calhoun, is acting with and managing a dramatic company In the South. Xoung Mr. Astor is said to look his best when driving his fiancee through the park in a black-and-tan tandem in the early morning. He Is a tall, lean and amiable young man, good natured to a remarkable degree. Jesse GbAnt and his father-in-law, Hr. Chapman, with several other gentlemen, are owners of the Plata 'Plancha silver mine, in Sonora, Mexico. Their ore runs about $50 a ton, and there is no end to it. They'll all be rich. Charles I. Andbews, manager ot the Frederick B.Wardo and Mrs. Bowers company, is reported dead in Pueblo, Col. He was about 33 years old. and bad been manager and treas urer of many theatrical ventures. His wife Is Flortne Arnold, the actress. Senatob Voobhees wears his hair long and dresses always In black. He Is a tall and very broad-shouldered man, with a powerful figure and a large head. His brown balr Is growing thin, yet, though he Is 63 years old, there is not a trace of gray in It. Genebal Shebman used to tell that while traveling In Ireland he was once sere naded by a local band in Cork. To his surprise and delight tbe mnsicians played "Marching Through Georgia." He inquired where they had heard the tune, and was further surprised to bear tbat it was a very old Irish air, tbe origin of which was lost in tbe mists of an tiquity. Baron Gebson von Bleichroedee, the wealthy Hebrew banker of Berlin,, bas given 1.000,000 marks and 25 acres of land for tbe purpose of establishing a hospital m which tbe Koch treatment is to be used. The hos pital is to bear the name of the giver's parents. The Baron is the richest citizen of the German capital, and one of the wealthiest men in all Prussia. Although Madam Minnie Hank, who has just Joined the German Opera Company, came before the public nearly 20 years ago. she Is still but 33. She first appeared when not quite 16. She last sang in New YorWfour or five years ago, at tbe Academy of Music, In such parts as Carmen, Selika and Elsa, -It is not too muchto say tbat she is to-day tbe foremost of American-born singers known to this country. In the 85th year of his age, David Rob ertson, the Scotch naturalist. Is yet active in his field of science. He is still always ready to pull tbe oar or climb tbe hill or examine new specimens or talk like a thinker or make merry with his friends or read his own biography, which bas just been published. He is devoted to marine botany and marine zoology, and has given bis life to the study of ascidlans, nidi branebs, echlnoderms, sea cucumbers, an nelids, crabs, shrimps, cumaceans, entomos traca, corals, sea anemones, not to sneak of foraminlfer and sea weeds. The veteran nat uralist expects to continue his researches until he has shuffled of tbis mortal coil. SHE BECAME POPULAR. The Seashore Maiden Disdained the Step She Boss By. Philadelphia Press. "You know Miss , who lives on Seven teenth street?" asked a maiden with short, curly, blonde balr of a companion with roguish brown eyes as the two exchanged confidences in the corner of a Fifteenth street car tbe other afternoon. "Slightly," -replied she with the brown eyes. 'Do you know how she became so popular in society?" pursued she with the short hair. "Haven't tbe least idea." "Well, you knowsbe was at the seashore last summer. She had tbe good luck to become acquainted with a newspaper reporter, and ho floated her In the -swim.' When anything took place her name was foremost among those who participated. Everybody saw it, and she has become tbe 'go. " "And does tbe newspaper reporter continue in her good graces?" innocently inquired tbe brown-eyed maiden. "Horrors I No; you silly goose, she has no further use for him." "That's real moan," observed the otber. "Now, do you know," continued she with the short hair, "that I have resolved to become ac quainted with some newspaper reporter when I go to tbe shore next summer," and then these two girls, barely In their teens, fell to chewing gum in a manner tbat would hare made the face of a monkey ache. NIAGARA PARE. It Should Be Fixed Up for World's Fair Visitors. New York Times. , The Commissioners of the Niagara Reserva tion, in their annual report, again lay stress upon tbe need of a special appropriation for the reconstruction and repair of roads and walks on the reservation. Those on Goat Island especially are In a neglected condition, and the commissioners have no funds that can be ap plied to improving them. About 525,000 is need to put all the roads and walks In a proper condition, and it ought to be 'allowed without hesitation. During tbe Ex position in IS93 tbero will probably be more visitors to the Falls than ever before, and by that time tbe State Reservation ongbt to have a creditable and attractive appearance. A MYSTERIOUS WED BEAST. It Utters Strange Cries and Is Thought to Dwell in Abandoned Mines. TsrXCTAI. TELEGRAM TO THE DISrATCH.l Kittanning. PA., Feb. 13. A strange ani mal, which leaves a footprint as large as a man's band and which makes a noise tbe like of which has never been heard in tbis locality, bas been keeping tbe good residents of Edge wood in a state of excitement for the past week or two. Several parties have been organized to hunt down tbe strange animal, but so far without success. It is thought to be living in one of the old abandoned coal mines in tbat vicinity, and in all probability is a great bear. STRANGE EFFECTS OF MEASLES. A Child Almost Completely Paralyzed by a Trifling Attack. .rSPICIAL TELEOBAM TO THE DISPATCH. Natbona. Feb. 13. Some days ago a little son of F. Lehman had a light attack of measles, from which be soon recovered. He seemed so listless, however, tbat a physician was acaln called m, who was astonisbed to find tbe child almost comnletely paralyzed. He bas been partially relieved, but his arms are still powerless. The physicians say this is one ot the most astonishing results of measles they bave yet encountered. DEATHS OP A DAY. Irving W. Bierer. Gbeensbubg, Peb. 13. Irving W. Bierer, son of Representative Bierer, of Latrobe, died rather suddenly at bis father's residence this morning or fever. About ayearajro be was ad mitted to the Philadelphia Bar, having: read law in the office of Governor I'attlson and Hon. W. T. Steiiiter. He was recently appointed notary pub lic for Latrobe by Governor Beaver. Adam McKee. RPKCTAt TELIOIIAM TO THE DISPATCH.! Ne-W CAstle, Feb. 13. Adam McKee died at bis home in tills city this evening, ajred 82. Mr. McKee was the p ioueer hotel lnau of this section at one time, he being: the proprietor of the old Cochran House here, the Shenanco House, Bharon, and the Grove City Hotel. He leaves a wife and three children. Andrew Palmer. ' Janesville, Wis., Feb. 13. Andrew Palmer, aed Sr, one or the pioneers of Janes ville. is dead. He formerly published the port Lawrence Herald and arterwaM the Toledo Made. He has been a resident of Janesville since 1816. Mrs. Elizabeth HeckeL Mrs. Elizabeth, wife of C. C. Heckel. the well-known Federal street, Allegheny, merchant tailor, died at her residence. City View, Beserve township, yesterday morning. She was 0 years old, and highly esteemed by all who knew her. Gay Jewett, Museum Wonder. Mason City, Ia Feb. ia Gay Jewett, a son of Bcpresentatlve Jewett, of Worth county, who'-Tor a number of years has been a museum wonder, is dead. He was 33 years of age and weighed 710 pounds. Mrs. Chapman-Coleman. Louisville. Feb. 13. Mrs. Cbapman-Uole-man,, aged 75, tbe only surviving daughter of the late John J. Crittenden, Kentucky's famous statesman, tiled this njornlng. Hon. Alexander Bi H. Stuart. STAUNXpN, Va Feb. 13. Hon. Alexander H, H. Stuart died to-day, WINE AND WIT. Andrew Lang's TIews on the Baby En slaver Alcohol a Paralyzer Instead of a Stimulant How Some Have Defended It Wine and Wit Hostile a All Times Coffee Not an Agent of Inspiration. "When the wine isjn, the wit is out," says the proverb. But everyone who takes the usual modest share of wine, at any feast, must have observed tbat the wit seems to come in with tbe wine, says Andrew Lang In tho Illus trated News of the ITo Id. A dinner party seems and sounds much livelier after tbe guests have bad a glass of champagne. We are speak ing, to be sure, of what some persons call "moderate drinkers," who consume perhaps two or shall wo say three? glasses of cham pagne, and one of hock, or what you please, In the course of artless festival. Nobody can say truthfully tbat snch persons are drunk and dis orderly; tbey could, if necessary, attempt any serious mental work at any moment in the meal, thongb, of course, tbey would much rather not do so. To themselves they appear brighter, happier, wittier than they were while waiting for some late guest, or while trying to find a topic which may interest a fair neigh bor. To themselves they seem wittier, and tbey are certainly gayer and more voluble. Hut it is not so certain that the appearance Is not illusive. This melancholy reflection occurs to one when, after a pleasant and merry meeting, one tries to remember tbe good things which were said. We remember that A. was divert ing, tbat B. several times was rewarded by a laugb, and tbat C. soaricled. But where are these good things now? "We had good talk," but we can recall very little of It. This phe nomenon is very frequent in dreams. Dean Swift says somewhere 1 bare lost the refer ence and cannot verify it tbat be once woke laughing at a conceit which he thought excel lent. It ran somewhat thus: "I told Apronla to be very careful, especially about the legs." Another gentleman woke in tbe full belief tbat be bad discovered, and written a poem on, the secret of the universe. The poem was: Walker on one leg. Walker on two; Something to live for, bomethlng to do. No Judgment While We Dream. This, of course, was inadequate. The notori ous truth is that, in our dreams, all our powers are more active than tbe power of judgment and of self control. We commit all manner of crimes gayly, and remorse only awakes just as we are waking. Lately I dreamed that I had slain a tiresome old gentleman, and propped him upon a seat in a summer house. Iwas just going to take my ticket for some land that knows not extradition, when I began to feel re morse. Judgment was waking up. I decided to surrender myself to justice, and marvelled why I had killed tbe old man. Tbere was, of course, no motive. I decided within myself tbat I would plead insanity. And then I woke. Judgment and reason had been strncgline for tbeir rights, and had come to what would hare been a specious conclusion. One has a lear tbat a great deal of the wit which comes in with tbe wine is reallyhot wit at all, but which is taken for wit in the brief and un observed slumber of our judgment. This is the opinion of a learned German physiologist. Dr. Bunge. He declared tbat afcobol does not stimulate, but paralyzes. On a cold day it does not really warm a man; it paraltzes some organ or other (this is not meant as a treatise of popu lar science), and sends the blood to tbe surface. Still the man is warmed. When the marooned captain and men of the Bounty were sailing, for 40 days, in an open boat across the rainy seas, they found their few teaspoonfuls of rum most valuable. If a little alcohol, in severe cold, does not really warm us, at all events the sensation is that of being warmed, and tbo orer-weary can tramp on again, instead of sinking In the snow. But. as to the exercise of wit. Dr. Bunge will not bear that wine stimu lates us. It only paralyses ohr judgments. We become not more clever, but more vain: we think more highly of ourselves and our neigh bors. We are less cautious; we speak out more. The child of tbeaun the grape makes U3 behave like otber children of tbe sun like Italians or Provencals. We take what are called ."social headers;" we become confiden tial and receive confidences; we let our fancies free. Our persuasion that we have had good talk is tbe result of mere glamor, which makes any conceit seem humorous. The Wit and Humor an Illusion. How are we to ascertain whether all tbis is true? We might suggest some guest who never drinks anything but water, and bid him give his judgment first at a dinner where the rest drank wine, next at a dinner where tbey only took Apolllnaris water. Then this umpire could tell us all the truth. Were the men wittier over champagne or only noisier? A good deal of tbe exhilaration of a dinner ( when exhilaration there isl) comes merely from food and company, and a festal air of things. It is glamor, it is illusion; tbe truth Is waiting for us next morning, in a hundred hateful f orms.wbich we are forgetting. Could we forget tbem as easily, on water? And would the con versation be as excellent as it seems to us when tbe wine comes in? We must abide the de cision of tbe sober umpire. It is certain that tbe hypochondriacal Johnson would sparkle np in company, though be only drank lemonade. It is not so certain tbat the majority of men bare tbis gift. Wine, as we know on good authority, maketh glad the heart of man. Per haps Dr. Bunge will admit so much; adding tbat the gladness is spurious and not founded on reason. By a couple of glasses of wine, he would say, you make for yourself an artificial paradise, as artificial as tbe beaven of bascblcb. or of oplnm. Fortunately tbe gates of tbis bapoy place open more easily, botb to ingoing and outgoing pilgrims, than tbe portals of the narcotic paradises. He who would always live In tbe enchanted land is a sot, and may become a criminal or a maniac. The wiser and happier are able to glance in for an hour, and to retreat again with ease ana safety. Not an Aid to literature. Thackeray, defending wine, remarks that it makes a man better, braver, wittier, more gen erous, "up to a certain point: I do nob say a certain pint." As to its making us wittier, tbat is just what we are disputing. Thackeray was wittier when he was writing "Vanity Fair" than when he was tasting Lord Steyne's white hermitage, which so flred Pitt Crawley. He may hare felt wittier at a dinner, but that, was where the illusion came in. We may be certain that few men If any men at all can write their best, or nearly their best, with wine busy in their brains. He who should try this, burns the candle at both ends, but without producing a brilliant illumination. Now, tbis is a very strong proof that the wit goes out when the wine comes in. Perhaps some scientific man of letters will try writing an article while be drinks a bottle of cbampacne, and. after reading it next morning, will tell us what he thinks of it. he will probably bare to confess that the wit has been driven out by tbe wine, though it may hare seemed rery splendid while be was writing. Indeed, any natural ela:ion of spirits, I tblnk, makes us orerestlmate the work composed while it lasted; and tbe best thinks are done in a Terr sober and self-distrustful mood. In Mr. Kipling's "The Light That Failed," tbe bero, growing blind, can see and can paint under tbe influence of wblsky. I doubt, as a layman, if this be physiologically correct. It certainly does not hold good in the art of writing, where wine and wit seem hostile powers incapable of living at peace on tbe same territory. Coffee as Bad as Alcohol. Exceptions are mentioned to the rule. Schil ler is said to hare drunk champagne while com posing. There is not much of it in his work. Byron said he "wrote 'Don Juan' on gin and water," but Byron was notoriously fond of tell ing stranee stories about himself. If be estab lishes a precedent, the more gin and water (up to a certain pint) we drink the better. Bnt By ron's evidence has no scientific value. Mr. Dis raeli is said to bare bad too much of some otber fluid in tne water he drank while making a cer tain speech. The story, orruvtb, adds tbat tho speech was not improved. The young writer who thinks tbat he needs an intellectual stimu lus may take Mark Twain's advice, and try fish eating, "beginning with two small whales." Tbo Influence of cuffeo on literature is prob ably no better than that of alcohol. If tbe ob ject be merely to write against time, coffee may serre, but an athletic performance of that sort is not literary. Fortunately tobacco bas not yet been found destructive of the finer facul ties. The whole question of wine and wit would be solred could we be certain tbat Plato correctly reports tbe speech of tbe less than perfectly sober Alcibiades. in tho "Sympo sium," and.that Thncydldes correctly reports tbe speeches of AlcibUdes sober. MARRIED HIS SECOND LOVE. A Minister Fulfils His Marriage Engage ment Made Before Being Divorced. 'SPICIAI. TXLIGBAM TO TH DISPATCH."! FbanKMN, Feb. 13. Rev. Euclid B. Rogers, whose dismissal from the First Baptist Church of this city sereral weeks ago, on the ground ot his encaging himself to marry a young woman while still llrlng with his wife, etc, which created a sensation at the time, was yesterday married at Burlington. Ia., to 'Miss Jonnle Ross, of this city. His former wife lately secured a divorce from him on the grounds of inhuman and cruel treatment GBAPHIO stories from the South Seas by Robert Louis Stevenson Ih to-morrow's big DISPATCH-. x"6u can't afford to hUm It OUR MAIL POUCH, I the Church Declining? To the Editor or The Dispatch: Rey.Mr.Townsendasserls the church isdeclin ing. Islftrue? I hare examined tbe official statistics of ;tha leading evangelical churches In Pittiburg and Allegheny, and found that their Increase In membership from 1SS0 till 1890, shows a greater percentage of increase than the percentage of Increase in population for tne ten years as shown by tbe census of 1S30. I am satisfied tbat the same ratio of increase, or por haps greater, will be found la tbo statistices of tbe whole country. 1 urtber, evangelical churches bare ncrer been more active and, aggressire than they are now. Never before has money been contributed so abundantly and ireely to carry on tbe opera tions of the cburch as now, and never before hare tbere been so many earnest and conse crated men and women of high intellectual at tainment laboring in tbe crowded cities and in tbe frontier settlements of our country and in far off lands, to Instruct the ignorant, raise the degraded, ana arouso In tbeir soul's as pirations after a purer and better lire. Nerer before has the grand doctrines of tbe Divinity of Jesus. His atonement for sin. the inspiration and infallibility of tbe Scriptures and the resurrection been more fully emphasized and accepted by greater numbers in erery land, notwitLstandmg Rer. Mr. Townsend's assertion to tbe contrary. Tbe reason be assigned for the decline which be asserts is going on Is tbat tbe great doctrines I bare mentioned are discredited "by science, by art. by literature." Tbis I deny, and affirm tbat tbe higbest investigations of science, tho grandest conception of art, tbe purest and best In literature, and tbe testimony and experience of the best men and women tbat lire to-day confirm tbe truth tbat tbese doctrines are the embodiment of the true idea of the world's progress and regeneration. Rer. Mr. Townsend says that these doctrines are discredited, and that "nothing Is so scarce as manhood." If his first assertion is true is not the second tbe legitimate result of tbe first? Thank God. His church goes forward In its glorious work for the redemption of men from the power of sin and to bring them to an acknowledgment of tba glorious trntbs sbe teaches. JUSTICE. PrnaBTnio, Feb. 13. Hurry Up the Boad Law. To the Editor of the Dispatch: In jour morning paper ot to-day I see tbat the much talked about road law Is rery much opposed by some ot tbe members of tbe Legis lature. I always thought that tho Legislature was run with good sense and judgment, but it looks here that tbey do not know ngbt lrom left. Anyone with common sense knows tbat a law that would prohibit farmers from working out road taxes, would be a blessing. Ten years hence we would perhaps enjoy a good road. I bare, ever since your expedition last year, been watching your paper, as I tike great interest in watcbing the work toward a law wnicn wouia give us good roaus. mc x tains: the Legislature is rery alow, and, after we uu tret a new law, I do not expect to see it en forced. We have good laws, and it would not be necessary to bare new ones if the old were enlorced. I would like to see some members of the Legislature lire In tbe country where I do. I think tbey would be disgusted with tbe road", and work to bare them repaired. Last week there was a big slide on one of the roads (the mail route) in Westmoreland county, and at each end this sign was up: "Drive in tbe creek; slide in the road," This is all very well, bnt one side of tbe creek there is a farmer who ob- i'ects strongly to anyone driving on bis ground, ie bas even gone so far as to put np a fence to stop people from drlvinc that way. On tbe other hand tbe creek Is so high that it would be dangerous driring tbat way. How are the peo ple to get through on tbat road ? The road itself 13 simply horrible. People Irving up that war hare not been able to get out for the last six weeks. I think the Legislature ought to hurry this thing up. Let us bare a new road law, aqd bare It enforced. A Road Crank. Pittsbtjeg, Feb. 13. Referred to the Poor Farm Buyers. To tbe Editor or The Dispatch: Your esteemed paper bas always advocated the purchase of a poor farm of not more than 100 acres. The price of such land, located on river and railroad front, near the city, has been held unreasonably high, from one cause or an other, when tbe city wants to buy. Being fairly well acquainted with tbe price of property in Pittsburg and surrounding country, 1 only wish to state that a tract of about 100 acres or more, with river and railroad front, can he bought for not more than (300 per acre, and only about eight miles from tbe city. You might ask why tbis tract was not offered? 1 wiil answer. Knowing tbe farm, and from a personal visit believing that tbis traot would be suitable, I advised tbe owner to offer bis property; but be declined, clrlng as bis reason, that be thought it was not worth tbe trouble, as the farm to be bought was already picked out. Other owners may bave been of tbe same opinion, and no donbt without just cause. If tbe city would act as a business man would. I am sure a suit able farm, with all tbe "requirements, can bo fonnd at a price not exceeding 1000 per acre. I wish only to state tbe above lacta; but not to advertise any particular farm. Citizen. PiTTSBTmo, Feb. 15. Protection for the Footpath. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch : Wishing to inform the readers of The Diss patch that tbe subscriber who says tbere should be some existing laws to protect foot paths or sidewalks along roads would And In the law book of 18Si, paco 110, tbat siuewalks, or rather the builders of sidewalks, are well pro tected, i The law allows owners of land to build side walks along roads four feet wide, and any one riding or driving or damaging in any way are liable for fine. Any wishing further proof I will send Copy of the said laws. W. K. FK03T, FK3EON P. O.. PA.. Feb. 1L The Pittsburg Distant T. M. C. A. rprXCTAI, TTClWBAAt TCTTHB DMPATCH.1 McKeespobt, Feb. 13. Tbe Pittsburg dis trict convention of the Y. M. C A, composing the counties of Allegheny, Fayette, Washing ton. Greene and Armstrong, will bo held here on tbe 6ih, 7th and 8tb or next month. The lo cal association 13 arranging to give tbe visitors a most hearty reception. HE SAWED WOOD. Though Comparatively Silent He Also Blacked the Lodger's Eyes. .Recent Hartford Telegram. Somebody recently told Thomas Mereditb, who boards with Mrs. Sargent at No. 93 Main street, this city, tbat wood sawing was fine ex ercise. Mr. Meredith accordingly acquired a buck saw. a "horse" and a cord of firewood. For some time the other: boarders could not Imacine what was going on In Mr. Meredith's roam, the second floor, front. The man in the room below hesitated as to whether he onght to summon an ambulance, a patrol wagon, or botb. Finally be made up bis mind to go up stairs and investigate. Cautiously opening Mr. Meredith's door, he took in the situation at a glance, and got, as be afterward expressed it. "hot In the collar." "What In tbe name of the blazing innocents are yon making such an infernal racket for?" be inquired. Meredith said nothinr, but sawed wood. The "first floor front" man, whose name is Thomas Montgomery, then intimated that Mr. Meredith was an infernal nuisance, wberenpon tbat gentleman lnrited him to go choke him self. Montgomery rejoined tbat he would go for a policeman, and Meredith told him to go and be blest. Montgomery retired in disgust, and Meredith still sawed Industriously. But the "first floor front's "rebuke rankled in tbo sawyer's soul, and lie finally went down and sought relief in presenting Mr. Montgomery with two beautiful TilacK eyes. "I was all orer so quick tbat I didn't hare time to put up my dukes," exclaimed Mr. Mont gomery in tbe police court this morning. "If a man can't saw wood in his own room, where can he saw it?" queried Mr. Meredith. "Five dollars and costs," said tbe Judge. NIGHT ON HARNEY'S PEAK. The light Is slowly fading from the sky: The sleeping flowers breitbe a perlumc rare. The nestllni? birds a-twltter, homeward fly. And Nature otters up her erenlng prayer. The amethyst and gold and purple blend Into one grand and glorious mass or light, A glint of glory falls on Harney's head. Then fades away lnlo the sombre night. Yet, fist and taster creeps the darkening shade, More dense the shadows in the dark ravine; O'er the broad prairie is night's dense pall laid, And In tbe heavens golden stars now gleam. Thro pearlr gates there eomesabeaTcnly sound. Some ransomed soul has seen His lace to-night. Tbe glory or the Lord has shown around, Korlol atcvcutldelt shall bo light. Sometimes we eaten a sound of heavenly strains, Sometimes we see a gleam ot heavenly light; And yet, since earthly darkness still remains, - We sigh, and blind our eyes, and call it night. JLntointtti Z,. Watson, in Boston Qfost, CDRI0US C0NDENSATI05S. The village of Stockbridge las pro hibited card playing within its limits. A load of wheat was marketed at Decatur recently weighing 8.050 pounds. Hopgrowers of Kent, Wash., held a meeting Saturday nigbtand organized a bank wittr'a capital stock of 5100,000.. - Of the specified causes of death in Phil adelphia, last week, "old age" stands fifth on tbe list in tbe number of its victims. The termination "olani" in Hawaiian names means "of the heavens." Thus Lullou okolani means "Lily of the Heavens." Alabama is enacting a Iiw that will giro tbe generous sum of $123,000 annually to ex-Confederate veterans and their widows. Accidents were so numerous during the recent ley term in London tbat one company had 223 claims for broken legs in seren days. Mourning paper it,no longer fashion able abroad. In its stead a small triangle Is printed in the corner of the note paper and the envelope. The Jelephone line between New York and Buffalo, a distance of 4S0 miles, which has worked admirably for a long time. Is built ot copper wire weighing about 133 pounds to the mile. v The army of the Pope for 1891 is made up as follows: 2 generals, 2 colonels, 2 lieuten ant colonel, a major, 2 captains and 4 lieuten-ants-and 60 men. This number includes the famous Swiss Legion. The overhead wires originally selected for the telephone service in London were gal vanized and weighed 221 pounds to the mile; but these are now replaced by silicon bronze weigh ing 36 pounds per mile. The telephone circuit in Berlin, Prus sia, is entirely on a ground circuit basis. There are no metallic circuits: and the telephone is useless beyond short distances, being filled with confused voices and noises. A distinct earthquake shock was felt at Snohomish. Wash., on Monday nigbt about 11 o'clock. Houses shook, windows rattled and things were shaken up generally. It was ac companied by a sound like distant thunder. In St. Petersburg it is stated tbat tbe only result of tbe memorial adopted in London protestingagainstthe treatment ottbe Hebrews in Russia is to redouble tbe persecutions and to increase tbe hardships of the Hebrew subjects. The Bank of England was established in 1691, and Is older than any of the institutions of tbe class In any other of tbe great nations. It was not tbe first of the important hoases, how ever. The Bans of Venice was created in 110L Experiment has proved that, if a deli cate piece of lace be placed between an Iron plate and a disk of gunpowder and tbe latter be detonated, tbe lace will be annihilated, but its Impression will be clearly stamped on the iron. The first sewing machine was patented in England in tbe year 171XJ. One of these old machines is on exhibition in England. Amer ica, however, can claim the credit of perfecting the sewing machine and making it a commer cial success. A woman in St. Joseph, Mo., has ob tained a verdict of damages for tbe ruin of a dress owing to the fact tbat the rear car of a train bad not pulled up to tbe platform on a rainy night, whereby sbe was compelled to step out in the mud. The Fidalgo Island University will be endowed with 8100,000, and will be located near tbe center of the island, overlooking tbe Straits of Fuca, Gulf of Georgia and Puget Sound, tho Olympic and the Cascade ranges, and tbe snowy range in tbe Dominion. Some 12;000 bushels of potatoes yet re main in American bottom, below Buena Vista, Ore., awaiting a chance to ship. I: is rery un usual for boats to be so scarce at this time of year. Tbe extreme low water now is in promi nent contrast with the rery high water just a year ago. Queen Victoria, as she increases in years, shows a disposition to make youth and goodlooksa requirement in tbe ladies-in-waiting and otber women about her. She prefers a comely appearance and a fresh face to tba wrinkles tbat years impose, and for that reason insists tbat tbe women officials of her royal household shall be young. A Baboo man, during an examination, was told to write an essay upon the horse, which he did in tba following brief terms: "The horse is a rery noble animal, but when irritated he ceases to do so." Another had to write upon tbe difference between riches and porerty, and he ended by saying: "In short, tbe rich man welters in crimson velvet, while the poor man snorts on flint. t .. - The people of Richmond, Va., are mak ing an earnest effort to secure tbe removal of the remains of Jefferson Davis to that city, pro posing to erect aoore his grave a grand monu ment. Mr. Davis died 11 months aso. and a rery large sum of money Las been snbscribed by tbe people of the South for a monument, though but little has been said regarding the project during the last ten mouths. The Bulletin of the International So ciety of Electricians of Paris, in Its Issue of December, 1890, says that tbe telephone cable about to be laid between Sand-gate and Cape Gris-Nez, contains four separate cores, each condnctor consisting of seven copper wires stranded. Tbe weight is 160 pounds per knot. The diaelectric of each core is composed of three layers of gutta-percha alternating with layers of Cbatterton compound, and weighs SO pounds per knot, A prominent business man engaged in the manufacture of lumber recently said: The great "king pines" of Maine have long since disappeared and the business of importing Southern pine lumber has .sprung up to supply tbe demand for large timber which Is now so scarce in our forests. Although even more lumber is obtained from Maine woods than ever before, it is mostly small stuff and tbe forests of Florida and Georgia hare been con tributing the necessary large timber. Eodiab Island, Alaska, is described as larger than some of the New England States, "with a climate similar to tbat or Maryland," and is "capable of supporting a large agricul tural population." It is claimed that a part of theTerritory can be made a competitor of Oregon and Washington in theralsinc of the more bardy fruits, such as apples and cherries. "The next steamer sailing for Sitka will carry in ber carco a large consignment of young apple trees," says the San Francisco Chronicle. An unusual surgical operation was per formed Monday at tbo Cincinnati Hospital, the object of which is to reclaim a child from idiocy. Tbe patient was 4 years old. She can? not talk and has all tbe .appearance of con firmed idiocy. A sister 16 years old is an idiot. It was found -that tbe skull was abnormally compressed and prematurely ossified. The physicians decided t remove a portion of tbe skull so as to allow.tho brain to develop. The operation was successfully performed, a strip half an inch wide and fire inches lonz beiner re moved and the scalp neatly joined orer the space. The child railed and appears to be doing well. FUNNY JflEN'S FANCIES. Mrs. Bellows (to daughter Cora) Why did you throw kisses to Mr. Jfmpson across tbe aisle at cburch to-day? Cora (complacently) I wasn't near enough to reach him. Sew XortUerala. Mrs. Probibish Johnny, didn't you sign the pledge the other day? Johnny Yes, ma'am. Mrs. 1. And Isn'tthat hard clderyou're drink ing? Johnny Yes, ma'am. Mrs. P. Well, isn't that intoxicating? Johnnr-That's Just what I'm trying to find out. Boston Courier. Aunt Rachel Yes. I like him well enough, Jerusha: but how did you erer happen to marry a man a head shorter than you are? Niece I bad to choose, auntte. between a little man with a big salary and a big man with a little salary; Chicago Tribune. Revivalist Are your sins washed away? Sad-Faced Man Yes, and ererythtng else. I was a survivor of tbe Johnstown flood. Spokans Spokesman. Mr. Cutter Hare yon been sleigh-riding yet? illss Effle Walte Ob, yes: erer so many times I Mr. Cutter Ah, then, I suppose yon are weary oflt. lwasabouttoasfcyou Her Younger Brother Better not. She's awful beary. I could hardly pull her. Fuck. Cholly I cawn't beliere it, ye know. Ethel Bellere what, Mr. Slumlelgh? Cholly-The statementtbat-ah-a perfectly sane person, ye know, can be made cwazy by dally In tercourse with one who is ah is non compos. jCthel-I do. You haTe driven me almost mad within the last hour. Chicago Times. Customer (in clothing store in great alarm)-Wbat Is that terrible nolso I hear up stairs I , Clerk (soothingly) Bo calm t Pray be calm! It Is on ly a lot of new spring salts for our ultra swell trade, that we bare Just taken out of the cases. Washington Star. Tbe latest from the Twine Trust is that.it lis b&dlr twisted and llkelv to beeoma serlonslv Naijled in a financial snot, Bvjala Tima, Ot m 'k Tt