MIWtfitllMIIIIPHiH THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8,' 189L Hie BiffeaMj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY S, 1S46. Vol.44, ho. l.-Enteredat Pittsburg rosloflice. Xovembir H. lStff, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Srnithnold and Diamond Streets. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. EASTERN ADVERTISING OFF1C& KOOM II, TKlliUNE BUILDING, NEW YOKK. where complete files ol 111G DISPATCn can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate tbecon Tenlcnce. Home advertisers and frlcudsofTHE Dlbl'ATCH. vihile la .New lork, are also made welcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale at JJrailsno's. S Union Square. Jfew York, aid 17 Jlre. de COpe a, -Pan's, France, uhere anyone who has been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. terms of the disfatch. rOFTAGE TRTE IN THS UNITED STATES. DAILT Dispatch. One Year 1 J JJJ Daily DisrATcrt, 1'er Quarter - Daily Dispatch, one month ? 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POSTAGE All pcrsous ho mall the Sunday ixsue of Tho Dispntcli to friends cliould bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Trro (S) Cents. All donblo ncd fiple number copies ol Tho Dispatch irqulrc a -ccut stamp to insure prompt deliiery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY, FE& S, 1SSL. BLAINE STILL IHL" BRAIXEEST. "While numerous attempts are made to put the vigorous and usually aggressive Secretary of State in a corner, that active statesman develops the faculty of breaking out in a new place, to a degree that utterly confounds his adversaries. A marked illustration of this irrepressible quality ol calling attention to his states manship is afforded by the successful con clusion of the reciprocity negotiations with Brazil. Only a few days ago, we had occasion to aotice the care which the House leaders were exercising to prevent, through their control of the Committee on Eules, any of the bills for the furthering of reciprocity reaching a vote in the House. The idea that this was a revenge for the Secretary's success in favoring the reciprocity amend ment on the tariff bill, to say nothing of his letter about not opening up for "another "barrel of pork or another bushel of wheat," and the cotemporary smashing of his new silk tile has been widely commented on. If it was so intended, the Secretary is more than even by producing at the close of the session a treaty, which without aid from the Congressmen, opens up the Brazilian market for several million dollars' worth of American machinery, port and wheat "With that measure of success already achieved and with other treaties pending, Sir. Blaine can smile in superiority at any efforts of his envious rivals to detract from Ills political success. It is the perception of this fact that leads Senator Q Jay in his recent New York Eer ald interview, to recoguize Mr. Blaine's Availability as a Presidental candidate. It is hevond question that Blaine's position during the past year has given him a greater strength with the people than any other man. He has avoided the radical errors of policy with which other Republican leaderk have identified themselves; while the idea which he especially represents is the broad and statesmanlike one of extending Ameri can trade and American influence through out the hemisphere. Senator Quay's recog nition of Secretary Blaine's standing can onlv be criticized in being several months "behind that of TnE Dispatch. Of course it is a far cry to the next Presi dental election. Any number of unforeseen contingencies may change the aspect of things before nominations are made. At present, however, it is an indisputable fact that Secretary Blaine stands head and shoulders above any other Republican leader in the breadth and success of his moves on the political chess board. KOBERT KAY HAMILTON AGAIN. Positive assurances are given that Bobert Bay Hamilton is still alive in the flesh and trying to begin life over in New South "Wales. These assurances come from an in timate friend of Hamilton, who claim to have a letter from him written after his supposed death - by drowning. This adds another very sensational chapter to the highly sensational life of a young Bciou of a famous New York family. Some color of truth is lent to it by the reasonable supposition that, having seen the Jolly of sensational doings, the young man has de cided to become an unostentatious and good citizen of a far-away country. But if he is alive and well it is not probable he will be permitted to carry out that laudable ambi tion. TWO KOAD QUESTIONS. Attention was called in yesterday's issue of The Dispatch to a defect in the pres ent road laws, which, as stated, is well worth remedying. No provision is made ior the construction of foot paths, nor is there any protection for the foot paths if enterprising property owners construct them at their own expense. The omission is not unnatural in view of the large amount of agricultural territory for which road laws are framed. There foot paths sire within neither the needs nor the means of the population. But in re forming the law, it is well to remember that there is,on thcotherhand,acon&iderablepro portion of agricultural territory adjacent to towns and railroad stations where sidewalks or foot paths are a public convenience and necessity, and where they will repay cost of construction. The new law should, as our correspondent suggests, permit township road officers to construct footways, and pre vent encroachment or destruction ot any such walks, constructed either by public authority or private enterprise. The other point, regulating the speed of horses on the highways, is more difficult. It is to be taken for granted that no one should be permitted to drive at a rate which can cause hazard to others. Bnt to draw a hard and fast line might work hardship. It might prevent a countryman from driving at high speed for a doctor when life and death depended on his celerityjor, to descend to Jess vital contingencies, might prevent him from going fast enough to catch a train when important business demands. Even as to the speeding of fast horses, would it not be excessively strict to forbid a farmer to develop the speed in his blooded stock, when the road is free and no one can be im periled? It is hard to see how the law can deal more strictly with this subject than to impose exemplary damages for reckless driving, which would be an unquestionable improvement on the present rule of actual damages. There are a great many very interesting and important details like these in the ques tion of road reform, which are brought out by the full discussion now given to the subject. THE INTEREST OF THE KAILKOADS. The full discussion of the iron situation in the Mahoning and Shenango Valleys, given by a correspondent of The Dispatch else where, makes clear beyond dispute, as has been before argued in these columns, that the solution lies with the railroads. "When they make up their minds to a measurable reduction of the iron freights which have yielded them so much prosperity for the past few years, the industry can proceed on a conservative and sound basis. Until then the present stoppage is liable to continue. It is natural that railroad officials should be loth to make a reduction of the marked character asked for. If we put ourselves in their place, and recognize that the first duty is to try to earn the profits which will yield dividends to their shareholders, we may un derstand the tenacity of their indisposition to reduce charges on the traffic which has yielded the greatest share of those profits. But an intelligent view of their duty con sidered iu the light of the railway interest alone, should bring them to other perceptions of reduction. The alternative is presented of either enjoying a large traffic at reduced rates, r of losing the traffic altogether. The same dilemma is presented in other districts with the modification that to keep up rail way charges may not entirely kill the traffic, but will restrict to narrow limits. "When our railway friends understand the real situation, they will doubtless come to the reluctant, yet profitable, conclusion that their best prosperity will be served by such a reduction as will ensure a large and steady activity in the iron industry of "Western Pennsylvania. The freight rates on iron traffic are such as admit of material reductions without de stroying profits. The ore, coke and pig iron freights are among the cheapest in cost of transportation. They are transported mainly in flatcars. They do not require protection from weather, are not damaged by accident and are loaded and unloaded without cost to the carrier for terminal expenses. Yet on these freights which the iron industry of this section furnishes to the railways by the hundreds of thousands of tons, the rates per ton per mile are from 1 cent, while on the more expensive grain freights the rail ways concede that a profitable business is done at 14 cent per ton per mil It is this remunerative quality of th iron freights that has furnished our railways the backbone of their prosperity. No one can wish to see that prosperity destroyed. No one desires that the railways shall carry our freights at less than cost. But when we are confronted with the fact that a reduction much larger than that which is asked for would still leave this traffic more profitable than the much desired grain traffic, the lowering ot the charges that the iron in dustry was able to bear during the period of prosperity is clearly indicated. The fact is that the best prosperity of our railroads lies in such a reduction. Such reduced freight charges as will confirm the iron industry of "Western Pennsylvania in its suDremacr will give the railwavs a larger and more re munerative traffic than they can secure by any other policy. It may be taken for granted that sooner ot later this view will force itself on the railway managers. Bnt they should under stand that every day's delay in making up their minds to recognize existing facts is a day's loss o f prosperity for themselves and for the industries which furnish them with their most valuable support. CREDIT WHEKE DUE. "We are now assured that the meeting of Grover Cleveland and David Bennett Hill at the Hon. Colonel "William Brown's dinner was arranged by a Democratic caucus at "Washington. This caucus met and decided to instruct Mr. Hill to get off the Presidental track and Mr. Hill obeyed by climbing, reluctantly, on to the Senatorial shelf. This explanation is all right so far as it refers to Mr. Hill's acceptance ot the Senatorship, bnt The Dispatch is still inclined to give the credit for bringing about the meeting between the big Democrats to Hon. Colonel Bill Brown and his bland bluff. A NEW EXPLANATION. A novel explanation of the late monetary stringency is offered by Henry Clews in the Korth American Review. This financier says that the cause is the conversion of floating capital into a fixed form. Looking about for the department of effort iu which this process has been going on be finds it in the building of residences. Merchants, me chanics and clerks have been building homes; capitalists have been building houses for investment, and the process has gone on at the scale of $8,000,000 per annum for one city up to 550,000,000 for another until Mr. Clews finds in it the cause of stringency. This is by odds one of the most unique views of financial cause and effect yet perpetrated. Mr. Clews does not quite proceed to urge that people should be stopped from building themselves houses, in order that this reckless and incautious conversion of floating capital into the fixed form may not hamper the speculators of Wall street, by producing a scarcity of loanable funds; but the inference is so plainly in that direction that a word to the wise is sufficient. Monetary stringency is a bad thing, and the speculative world being chiefly the sufferers thereby, it is plain that something must be done to prevent it. As the previous investigators discovered that the scarcity of funds was caused by hoard ing, and therefore reached the sapient con clusion that hoarding must be made a penal offense, so the suppressed conclusion of Mr. Clews' remarkable theory evidently must be that the pernicious citizens who have been locking up money by building must be re strained in their reckless course. Thus to a notable degree this eminent financier 'Compounds the sin he is Inclined to 1! damning lhat he has no mind to." But there is a bare possibility that a gap may be found in this logic A man has $4,000 in bank, and uses it in building a bouse. He has converted his floating capi tal into a fixed form. But the floating capi tal, distributed among the bricklayers, car penters and stonemasons is just as much in the market as before. Multiply this a thousand times, and we find that $1,000,000, nstead or being locked up for speculators to play with and money kings 4o squeeze the market withal, have been in active circula tion, keeping labor employed and creating a fixed and durable value. If this is monetary stringency, it would be for the public good to have a great deai of it The theory that monetary stringency is caused by the conversion of floating into fixed capital has been accepted as well founded by the fact that it was one of the operations that preceded the panic of 1873. It has contributed to that cause iu the notorious cases where hundreds of millions were used in railway construction. But it is worth noting that the stringency has never resulted except when the con struction of building has been carried on to an immense extent on borrowed money, and the floating capital so employed is with drawn from ordinary trade channels. It the builders had filled the banks with their notes, without having either money of their own to pay for their building, or providing investors who are ready to take their mort gages as a permanent investment, then they would have done what the railway promot ing interest has done before them, and might, if the total of their operations were large enough, contribute to monetary scarc ity or even panic, when it was found their paper could not be turned into cash. But as they have not done this, and as the late stringency appeared notoriously in the quarters which had little or no connection with building operations, we may be par doned for thinking Mr. Clews has discovered a mare's nest. If Mr. Clews can cure "Wall street of blowing speculative bubbles, and can in duce the great operators to abjure the prac tice of locking up money in order to squeeze the markej and obtain coveted railroads at bottom prices, the danger of monetary strin gency will be materially lessened. If a few little reforms of that sort are effected in the department of finance which that gentleman represents, he need not fear that the opera tions of the people iu building themselves residences'will cause any disturbance in the money market. BLOCKING THE WAY OF TKOGKESS. The Dispatch has already noticed the inviting prospectus of possible good works which spreads out before the present Penn sylvania Legislature. It notably includes good roads, recognition and help in some shape for the canal project, and a check to oppressive charges upon oil producers and telephone users. But this is merely a prospectus after all. It does not surprise us that each of these worthy designs is already confronted either by open antagonism or by the ignorance and indifference which will be actually more difficult to overcome. The correspondents with one accord say that everybody in the Legislature admits mud roads to be an ex pensive and discomfortable anachronism. Yet when the men who have given almost a full year's expert and honest labor to formu lating a practical plan to get good roads, viz, the Road Commission and the Engi neers Society, bring their propositions for a law before the Legislature they are in stantly met by all sorts of objection. One class of members, to curry favor with the less progressive of their granger constitu ents, throw up their hands iu horror at the idea of abolishing the farcical old fraud of permitting the farmer to "work out his taxes." Another member, with true moss back conservatism, thinks the first $1,000, 000 which the State is to expend for good roads might be well spent, but gravely concludes that he cannot support the bill because he is unable to foresee how many other millions might be required in the future to cet more good roads. Both classes are perfectly content that the millions of dollars which the Engineers' Society has demonstrated are annually lust by bad roads, in keeping the farmers from market, in wear and tear on horses and vehicles, and in waste of time, should continue to be lost. And this is economy. So as to the canal project. Many mem bers from the Eastern counties take no in terest because they think it a merely "West ern concern. A member from Erie says he will "jump upon it with both feet," because in place of the canal ending at Erie some of the commission propose Ashtabula, Ohio, for its terminus. It will be seen that while the opportunity before the Legislature is great, the intelli gent and progressive element which is com mitted to beneficial undertakings will have to do effective missionary work before the prospectus can ripen into materialization. Unless the public take enough interest to talk vigorously to their representatives, it will be next to impossible to get any nseful measure through at Harrisburg. In what is everybody's business the chronic objector, the doubter and the interested obstruction ist are always powerful factors. NEW EXTRA SESSION TALK. The report that an extra session of Con gress will be called is based on the dis covery that Secretary Blaine has nearly concluded negotiations for the adoption of an international coinage standard. This leads naturally to the disclosure that reciprocity with Mexico may soon be announced. The establishment of an American standard of coin age will be a practical necessity when reciprocal relations shall have been estab lished between all of the governments south ot us, as it now seems probable will soon be the case. This necessity is fortunate, as it promises to put a lasting quietus upon the scheme for free coinage of our debased dol lar, with a world of foreign silver to strug gle for admittance to our mints. Mr.Blaine's department appears to have much more business in it than Mr. Reed's House. "While we are fighting for the preserva tion of the seals in Bering Sea, it sounds like the irony of fate to learn that the seals are making themselves entirely too numerous on tbo North Atlantic coast. The salmon fisher ies in Maine are calling for the establishment of a bounty of two dollars per head on these voracious animals to prevent the salmon from being eaten up. Why not compromise the dis pute by offering tho Canadian seals a free field among the Atlantic seals? It will look like hardship if we have to fight to preserve the seals in the Pacific and pay tor their extermi nation in the Atlantic "Whether the House has ceased to be a deliberative body or not is a question about which very eminent authorities may differ; but in its dealings with that free coinage hill there is no room left for disputing the fact that it is a very deliberate one. SekatobIngalls has shown he is capa ble of learning something from events when the events hit him hard enough. But there is a dazzling assurancoin his sarcastic comments on other Republican leaders "now that they bad succeeded in leading the strongest political organization iu the United States Into the most disastrous defeat any party had ever encoun tered." This is calculated to create special wonder whether Senator Ingalls had nothing to do with the leadership of the Republican party beforo the late election struck him. A yeedicx of murder in the first degree for those Hungarian rioters may be justified; but it does not compare very well with some notorious verdicts of a less degree, in this county, where tho crime was equally wanton and more clearly premeditated. Some ot our eiteemed Republican cotem poraries in other States are inquiring with a great show of surprise what authority Governor Pattison had to veto that joint resolution of In. structions to Cameron. If they would take the trouble to read the Governor's message they would find that he draws his authority from a certain document called the Constitution of the State of Pennsylvania. Under Governor Paul son's administration the Constitution is sup posed to have somo force. Judge Biddle's decision that it was not illegal for one employer to request others not to give employment to certain striking workman, may be good law; bat it is about the worst public policy that could be Imagined. It will not increase the love of the Reed wing of the Republican party toward the junior Senator from Pennsylvania to find him recognizing and extolling Mr. Blaine's avail ability as a Presidental quality. It may even be considered pertinent by them, in view of Senator Cameron's cotemporary contumacy, to repeat President Harrison's pathetic inquiry whether Pennsylvania is a Republican State. Senator Plumb's idea of a combination of the cancus with a dinner is in line with the great harmonizing effort of Senator Bill Brown, of the New York News. After-dinner harmony is likely to be of the most positive sort. Me. Taubeneck, a member of the Illi nois Legislature, has at the beginning of his legislative career, encountered the task of proving that be is not an ex-convict of the Ohio penitentiary, but has succeeded after consider able trouble. Other members of State Legisla tures may at the termination of their careers find a greater difficulty in proving that they ought not to be convicts. The new censns credits Kentucky with 400 square miles of water; but the public will doubt whether Kentucky contains such a superfluity of a beverage so entirely useless for Kentucky purposes. An electric wire which gives a shock to a horse, cansing him to run away, as was the case yesterday, is an exception to the usual loose wire. As a general thing when those conduits of high tension electricity come in contact with a horse they effect a permanent cure of all proclivities for running away. A good settlement of that Poor Farm difficulty will be to buy not more than 100 acres of well-located land and put the money saved thereby into first-class buildings. The Indiana Legislature, like the Penn sylvania body, is considering a sweeping bill against the Trusts, These measures will wipe out the monopolies, under two conditions, viz., first, if they are passed: second. It they are en forced. But these "its" leave large loopholes. The announcement that the Chicago air ship will fly on or about April 1, has an omin ous snd sarcastic significance. Applications for license, up to a total of nearly 2,000 yesterday, Indicates that the am bition to serve the thirsty public with liquid re freshments i3 as widespread as ever. But there may be a terrible harvest of disappointed ambitions when the license lists are published. THE FIELD OF FAME. Drj MATrier, the artist, whose society pic tures have long been the charm of the London Punch, is gallant enough to make bis own wife and her sister the charming models of his studies. Andrew Carnegie, under the advice of his physician, will start on an ocean voyage next week for recreation. He will sail on the Teutonic to Liverpool, and return on the same steamer. Stanley says that Edison has the most won derful pair ot eyes that he has ever seen in human head. When the great explorer went to Menlo Park the other day, he said little but ob served much. Vera Sassulitsch, the Nihilist, has been supporting herself in Switzerland by translat ing Her health is now failing, and her physi cian has ordered her to stop and proceed to a warmer climate. Rose Terry Cooke advises young girls, even those gifted with a literary talent, to place no dependence on literature as a bread-winner. "The life," she says, "is full ot mortification, anxiety and disappointment," Society circles and social clubs at Vicks burg are discussing the rumor that J. S. Rich ardson, the great cotton planter and factor, is engaged to be married to Miss Winnie Davis, daughter of the President of the late Confed eracy, Archduke Fkanz Ferdinand, heir pre sumptive to the throne of Austria, has started for Warsaw, where the Russian imperial tram awaits him. From Warsaw the royal traveler will be conveyed to St. Petersburg, where ho will be received by the Czar. Kageaua Hiddk is the Japanese Louise Michel (but, it is asserted, without the French agitator's fanaticism), who is gradually getting together a party that is likely to revolutionize things, social and political, in tbo Mikado's empire. She is 27 years old, and is represented as pretty and gentle. Robert Buchanan, the poet novelist and reviewer, was a poor Scotch village boy a score of years ago, without fame or fortune, or pros pects of either. The success he has had in lit erature has been won by hard work and merit, but to-day he is one of the foremost men in London literary life. Senator Gorman is a most methodical man. He rises at just 6 o'clock every morning, sits just sixty minutes at dinner, and never on any pretext permits an interruption of his meals. He takes a walk of a fixed length every day, bathes at the same hour, and never uses tobacco or liquors. Signor Zanardellt, who declined King Humbert's invitation to form a Cabinet until after Signor CriSDi should have been thus hon ored again, is a widely known writer on politi cal economy, and commands general respect among men of all parties, in splto of his ner vous and excitable manner and incisive style in debate. She Talked Shop. Washington Star. J She was the daughter of an editor and was rejecting an adorer. "Do you want a proof of my affection?" he said, in further pleading. "Oh, no," she responded, as she handed him back a pile of love letters, tied with a blue rib bon, "I want no proof; I haye it all here in manuscript, and that's enough." The Country Breathes Easier. Philadelphia Inquirer. Free coinage is apparently disposed of for this session. The attempt in the House to fasten it as a rider upon the sundry civil ap propriation bill has failed, and the vote shows that the free silver people are in a minority. The- Committee on Coinage is also opposed to the proposed silver legislation, and therefore it may be taken for granted that there will be no further action by this House. Don't Like the Alliance. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette, Kep. Cheap labor, dishonest money and the pro tection only of farm products, is a poor plat form on which the Farmers' Alliance can hope to found a national party. ACROSS THE BAY. IWRITTEN FOB THE DISrATCn.l I gaze across the rippling shining bay, And watch the distant boats with eager eye, I wonder why the sails so far away Are whiter than the sails I see nearby. Far out. the water glistens in the sun. With dazzling beauty, as the daylight dies. The water near the shore is dull and dark, go full of shadows and of sad, drowned eyes. This Is llfe'sstory from the first to last, Tis far off things for which we ever pray, The beauty that lies 'rctfhd ns, we see not, But gaze with loving eyes across the bay. Flqbencb A, J OSES, Hampton, la. MURRAY'S MUSINGS, Usual Fate of the Honeyed Man Who Gets Infatuated With a Footllght Favorite and Plays In the Kolo of Backer Phila delphia Antl-Trcatlng Proclivities Rapid Transit. ryoUB theatrical 'backer' is so called," said said Horace McVicker, manager, the other day, "because ho backs out at the moat critical moment. In that respect he has earned fame in the ranks of the profession. A backer Is a speculator who Invests a little money in some theatrical venture and when the enter prise does not immediately pan out as a money maker backs out, withdraws his capital and abuses the profession evor afterward." While this definition of a backer of theatri cal enterprises may be rather sweeping, it ac curately describes a large class of men who as pire to managerial honors and proprietary wealth. There is scarcely a man or woman In the dramatic profession who has not had some sad experience with backers ot this class. It has come to that pass cow that professionals think it necessary to scrutinize very closely the character and standing of the man who stands behind a play financially before they sign a contract. It is cot enough that the man has money. Has he the nerve to meet misfor tune on the road? Will he see the piece through the season? The backer who comes into the business of backing somebody from sentiment rarely has "sand" or grit to see the company through many trials to a successful conclusion. It is only the regular business man of theatrical training who can, and often does. turn adversity into financial success. The sentimental ama teur weakens at ouce, and lays down his band, his attachment for tho star going out with a legal attachment on the scenery. These back era aro known as "angels." or by the convert ible terra of "suckers," by the profession. They almost always fail, and railing, carry down vith them many worthy and hardworking peo ple. A full list of them would fill acolcmn. They come from everv rank of life. Durant, the broker, backed Estelle Clayton four sea sons and lost money at it because bewitched by a pair of dark brown orbs. Hayes, the lawyer and broker, attracted by an ingenious manner and a cue nose, backed Loie Fuller to the ex tent of $10,000 in her starring venture in the West Indies and lost every cent of it. Barclay Warburton, the dudesque backer of Dixey.was first attracted to this company by bis penchant for Geraldlne McCann, a pretty chorus girl alter whom Porter Ashe had named one of his racers. Mora, the photographer, infatuated with a velvet voice, begged Rose Coghlan to star when she was in the stock company of Lester Wallack, and would have risked thousands to see her succeed. Cunningham, a broker, launched Lillian Olcotr. One of the most inter esting episodes of modern metropolitan backer dom is the history of Pauline Hall. The dark and lovely comic opera divinity has been backed all this year by John Bloodgood, the banker and man-about-town. During all the time that Hall was the alleged prima donna at tho Casino, John Bloodgood, a heavy stockholder in the Casino, never wavered in his allegiance. He presented her with magnificent diamonds, dresses and flowers. On first nights he bought boxes. His coupe was ever at her disposal. And now that Pauline Hall is "starring" it is common town talk that John Bloodgood is still hack of her, actuated, as all say, by the purest artistic motives. Mrs. Leslie Carter is backed by tho money of a lard man. Emma Juch had as an important backer a wealthy piano manu facturer. Marie Wainwright was launched on an independent histrionic career by the re sources of a big mining man. And Julia Mar lowe had as her original backer Bristol, the oyster house keeper, aud later Faulk, tho pho tographer. A Philadelphia Custom. i "you would be surprised," said the man in attendance on the cigar counter at a well known cafe, at the tricks somo men resort to to prevent paying for cigars. Wheu a couple of gentlemen come in, for instance, and -call for cigars, they will often act like a brace ot ladies in a street ear, each making a pretentious dive for change, but hanging hack with the expecta tion that the other fellow will pay the score. You know very often two men in the course of conversation will enter a place without any special invitation on either side and call for cigars. It is always embarrassing to the one that serves them, although he doesn't care who pays tho bill. "The other day two gentlemen came In here and got a couple of cigars, two for a quarter. One of them lighted a clear, while the other laid down 15 cents, tbo price of the cigars where they are bought single, this was for his own. The other fellow seeing it offered to pay for both, but in the meantime I bad scooped in the 15 cents. This compelled the other man to pnt up 15 cents for his cigar. The first one said, "Ob, that's all right; each fellow pays for bis own. That's the way we do in Philadelphia.' I asked the fellow if It was true that Philadel phians observed Buch a custom. He said it was. 1 have been informed by others that this is a common occurrence in Philadelphia, where they have adopted the European system of in viting a friend to lunch and making him pay his share of the bill or asking bim to take a drink and then letting bim pay f oi it. It is not a New York custom, however, though yonr New Yorker will not treat a man as a general thing, unless, he expects to be treated by tbo same man in return." New Way of Earning a living. T"tjring the operatic season the sidewalks for about two blocks in front ot the Metro politan Opera House are thronged with men and boys selling librettos. These fellows will board tbo Broadway cars at the crossings and carry their pursuit into the enemy's country, often to the disgust and no small irritation of the general public During the last operatic season this privilege was let out to certain agents who paid for it. There is a young man of my acquaintance who has been following this business for a living a number of years. He was last connected with the Fattl company, and will now work the Bernhardt privilege. This young man is a Pennsylvania Dutchman whom 1 first met in Paris, and be speaks Parisian like a native. There are a largo num ber of books sold necessarily where Dlays and operas are in a foreign language. This particular youug man cleaned up a couolo thousands of dollars in less than three months with Fattl. The bonks cost bim about 4 or 5 cents and are sold for 25 cents each. It Is not unnsnal for bim to dispose of a thousand hooks in a single night at this price. You can easily figure up the profits of such a business. Ihe young man makes his contracts with the managers of operatic and other productions just the same as Abbey contracts with singers, lully a season ahead and usually in Paris or Berlin. As the tour of America is necessarily short, he makes enough in that time to permit him to live quite liberally for the rest of the year without work. A Peculiar Law Business. 'THERE Is a firm ot criminal lawyers in New York by the name of Howe & Hummel. "Little Abe Hummel" is probably about the best known man around Criminal Courts of any man in New York in tho legal business. They are of that peculiar type of lawyers known as "pnlico court shysters," though they manage , a buincs3 of too great importance to really come under that head. Several young lawyers are located in their office and are let out by them in smaller cases. The first thing that the habitual criminal, the ex-convict, burglar, thief or other transgressor of the laws of a felonious grade does, is to hie himself to the office of Howe & Hummel for defenders. The firm has a reputation of possessing an acute knowledge of all the twists and turns by which this class can free themselves from the penalties of the There is another particular class which de pends upon this firm largely, and that is the dramatic The theatrical bnsincs in New York is of such magnitude that it requires a soecial ist to handle cases connected with the profession. There are two or three noted lawyers ot more respectability and standing who also make a specialty of theatrical cases. Speaking of Howe & Hummel reminds me that the mother of "Little Abe Hummel" recently died. In connection with hit mother, of wnom he was vary proud, Mr. Hummel says that she was an omniverous reader of criminal literature of all kinds a somewhat remarkable thing in a woman. "When I pleaded for a man accused of mur der," said he, "she always expressed the hope that bo would get a Ilfo sentence only. Her reading of the cases was regular and her memory for details was surprising in one of her age. My mother always regarded the criminals as the results of, heredity and surroundings, and to this opinion may he attributed her Charitable views." Whether his mother's interest in criminals and criminal cases was tho result of his line of practice, or whether tno line of practice is the result of her criminal curiosity and interest he does not say. m A Very Pleasant AflUlr. pEEHAPB no brainier, jollier or more cultured a set of men ever got together in a harmo nious gathering, than the 400 artists of New York who attended the professional and pri vate view of the American Water Color So ciety at the Academy of Design last Friday night. The pictures on exhibition did infinite credit to the artists of New York. While or cnurso there are somo features about a water color Mtmonion wnicu uo not correspond witn those attending a display or oil palmings,this oc casion was a marked success. The artists them selves seem to throw aside all rivalry and pro f essional jealousy, and turn in to have a good time with themselves and guests. One of the best Known artists connected with the exhibi tion told me there wjere over 1,700 pictures sub mitted, and out of this number some 600 were hung. There was less personal feeling about the selections for the places of honor this time than ever existed before, a fact which created favorable comment, both among artistic com petitors and the art critics. Rapid Transit for New York. TaTew Yorkers are happy now over the passage of the rapid transit bill by the State Legisla ture. It has been a long and severe fight, but thepressuro of public necessity has been at last too heavy for the political intriguers at Albany, and the way Is now open to seenre one of the greatest needs of the metropolis. It will be a matter ot some cnrlosity as to the choice of the commission in the matter ot underground or in-tbe-alr service. Whatever is done there are millions In it for the contractors. CHABLK8 T. MUBBAY. New York, Feb. 7. A SEHSE OF JUSTICE. In Tender Childhood Years the Little Pas sions Start to Grow. Harper's Bazar. Nothing seems to burn into tbs memory and heart of a child as an undeserved punishment, however trifling the matter may seem to the adult inflicter. In some children of the sunny, hopeful type the wave of indignation aud help less, unspoken protest against unjust correc tion passes away, and leaves apparently co trace. To other children, with more sensitive natures or more rebellious dispositions, unjust words of reproof kindle fires of rage, which smoulder with sullen persistence under the ashes of seeming forgetfulness, ready to burst out violently and unexpectedly. If this seems an overdrawn picture one has only to think backward to one's own childish days, and to re call the time when careless treatment by an elder first taught us to be bitter, unforgiving, resentful. A child's sense of justice is as keen as bis heart is tender, and this is one of the qualities most necessary to a coble character; a quality that must be blended with truth and honor and self-sacrifice to give the right balance to dispo sitions which would otherwise work barm. A child's justice is always tempered with mercy to those he loves, and when in the home he is justly and tenderly dealt with, be learns little by little that higher sense of justice toward all with whom he comes in contact. When his own small rights are carelessly and continually thrust aside, he, too, learns to play the brigand, to invent devices to achieve the might which he has learned makes right. BA1XB0AD VEBSTJS CAMEL. Changes That WIU Bo Wrought In tho Holy Land by the Iron Horse. New York Continent.! The railroad between Jaffa and Jerusalem is announced to have been opened for traffic, having been equipped with locomotive engines from a Philadelphia machine shop. Tho inno vation will, of conrse, work great changes in the ancient land made glorious by the grandeur of David and Solomon, but long abandoned to desolation and ophthalmic Arabs. Hump themselves as they may, the camels. will be un able to withstand the competition of the iron horse The prodatory Bedouins of the wilder ness will be driven out of business by that more artistic brigand, the Pullman car porter, and the railroad sandwich will appear in the region that once flowed with milk and honey. The American Consul at Jerusalem reports that a real estate boom is In progress there, and corner lots adjacent to the depot or the J. fej. R. R. are changing hands at rapidly in creasing prices. If the march of improvement continues, we may expect to hear that a cable road has been built up the Mount of Olives; that the Cashier of the First National Bank of Beersheba has fled with 100,000 shekels of the depositors' money: that theJFarmers' Alliance, Ibsenism, and things fin de siecle in general have been introduced into the headquarters of Biblical antiquity. The New Baptist Church Paper. Plttsburjr Baptist Exponent. The style in which the Exponent is printed is new as regards religious journalism. It is fashionable, however, among the very best periodicals of the day, and as Pittsburg is growing so rapidly and becoming more and more in the center of things aesthetic it seems appropriate to be "in the swim." Keep a Sound Currency. Indianapolis Journal.! The bonds of the United States bave com manded a higher pries for years than have those of any other country, because the Re publican leaders have been able to defeat all attempts to repudiate them or pay them in any money but the best in the world. Snakes and Iteptllos. PL 'adelphia Press. The cold has killed two of Sara Bernhardt' pet snakes. Stange, is it not, that the cold should cause the death of the reptiles when it breeds so many hitherto unknown varieties in tho households ot men who try to keep warm by the aid of alcoholic stimulants? Timely Suggestion From Russell B. Helena, Mont., Journal. Since the recent storm, Eastern cities are more determined than ever to bury the tele graph and light wires. No one suggests that the ditch he made broad and deep enough to contain the political wires also. Very. Oil City Bllziard.1 Senator Cameron's labors in the United States Senate since his recent re-election have been arduous, exacting and very, very yes, very. DEATHS OP A DAY. Congressman James Phelan. Nassau. N. P., Feb. 7. -Hon. James Phelan. member of Congress from Memphis. Tenn., died in this city on the SOth nlt of pulmonary con sumption. The remains are being forwarded to day to New York by the steamer Santiago, going bv way of New York to Washington. Mr. Phelan arriTed here with his family in No vember last. In search of health. His disease, however, was so far advanced before his depart nre from home that he failed to obtain any benefit from the change of climate. ' PWllp Wentzell, Sr. Philip Wentzell, Sr., died at an early hour yes terday mornlngat the residence of his sou-in-law, Charles Campbell, on Devilllers street. The de ceased leaves a raralty of five sons and three daughters. The sons are Philip, Albert, William. Casper and George and compose the firm of Wentzell Brothers, brick manufacturers. Mr. Wentzell was one of the pioneer brick manufac turers of Pittsburg. He had a wide circle of friends, and was esteemed and respected by his associates. He was well advanced in years, and retired from business several yean ago. John K. Frank. Ex-Connctlman Martin Frank, of the South side, yesterday received notification of the death of his father, John K. Frank, an old and honored citizen of Lancaster county, this State. De ceased was in his 84th year, and leaves a ramlly of five, grown children, threo boys and two girls. Mr Frank leaves for Lancaster this morning on the dav express to attend the funeral, which takes place Tuesday. Mrs. Elizabeth Boyer. Mrs. Elizabeth Boyer, wife of Anthony Boyer. of O'Hara township, died yesterday mornlntr at 2:30 o'clock. The funeral will beats o'clock to morrow morning and wUl proceed from the de ceased lady's late resldencenearSharpsburg. to St. Mary's K. C Chnrch. Mharpsburc. where requiem mass will be held at 10 o'clock. The deceased was 63 years or age, and widely respected. John P. Pnrncker. John P. I'urucker, oraharpsburg, died yester day at the advanced age of 74 years. The funeral will be to-morrow at 10 o'clock from his late resi dence. 17 Fort street. The services will be held in the First German Lutheran Church, Sharps-, burg, at 2:30 o'clock. Marie Petkovlc, Centenarian. Vienna, Feb. 7. Marie Petkovlc mother of Luke Petkovlc, prominent In the Insurrection aealnst Turkey during the Austrian occupation In '73, has Just died In lreblnje Herzegovina, aged 117 years. Dr. Benjamin H. Preston. Dr. Benjamin H. Preston, a former resident of this city, died on Thursday at Mnscoda, Wis. Dr. Preston was very favorably known here, and his friends will regret to hear of bis death. non. William Godthalk Ijotlisto'vn. Pa.. Feb. 7. Ex-Congressman and ex-Judge William Godshalk. one of the most prominent cltlzuus or rJucks county, died at his residence here yesterday. Judge John Appleton. BNGOR. ME., Feb. 7. Ex-Chief Justice John Appleton died suddenly to-day, iiu was nearly 87 years of age. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Gambling In England. It will be strange if some English Radical, within or withont Parliament, does not seize the chance of striking a blow at royalty, which the Sir Gordon Cumming card scandal pre sents. A few years ago Henry Labouchere would have highly relished asking the Home Secretary in the House of Commons if it was the intention of the Government to prosecute the royal and aristocratic breakers of the law against gambling. But Labouchere is more conservative now," and ha will probably confine bis strictures to the columns of his paper, Truth, It is worth noticing that the Prince of Wales and the coble lords who played with bim at baccarat, were breaking a law passed In Victo ria's reign, which singles ont for especial repro bation those games of cards, In which a player takes the bank, as in baccarat. In the act also there is an allusion to players who cheat so that the Gordon-Cumming case is covered in all respects. There is cot the smallest chance of a prosecution, of course, for as everyone knows, there is as to gambling more particu larly a law for the poor and a law for the rich in England. Is it impertinent to remark that a somewhat similar condition of affairs isfound here? In examining the English laws as to gamb I icg I came across the odd fact that one of the earliest statutes forbids gaming generally on the singular ground that it interfered with archery. The statute in question Act 33, Henry VIH..tates that "whereas sundry crafty per sons bave invented many and sundry new and crafty games and plays, as loggetting in the fields, slide thrift, etc," and that bouses and alleys bave been provided for these games, "by reason whereof archery is sore, de cayed and daily minlshcd, and divers bowyers and fletchers" (makers of bows and arrows re spectively) "for lack of work have gone to Scotland," therefore it is forbidden that any artificer, serving man, or other of low degree mark that! shall play tables, ter.nis.dice, cards bowls, clash, coyting, .loggetting, etc, on pen alty ol 20 shillings fine for each offense. The immorality of playing and gambling is alluded to iu passing, but the main purpose of the act was to make the young men return to their archery practice. Music Hath Charms. "The actor who Is not above carrying his art into the common affairs of life," said Dan Mason, the comedian, last night, "need never walk the ties or make precarious tours on freight trains. A good .many years ago a min strel company stranded in New Orleans, and among those who wanted to get work and 'hadn't tbo price of a street car faro were Lew Brimmer and Morrisey, the singer. These two knew a river captain, however, and they worked upon his sympathies so skillluliy that at last he consented to take them part of the way homo anyhow. Brimmer and Morrisey and their wives, accordingly got on board the boat, and they kept in the captain's good graces till they were above Cairo, Then, for some reason or other, the captain said he mest put them ashore. They all pleaded with him, but in vain. The gang plank was out and Morrisey and Brimmer bad walked ashore, and their wives, weeping bitterly, were about to follow, while the captain sternly watched the movement from the hurricane deck. Morrisey and Brimmer had their banjos out. and at this pathetic moment they rolled up their trowsers, pulled off their shoes and, stepping into ther river, began to sing in the most plaintive fashion: 'We Parted by the River Side.' "They had sung a few bars when the captain shouted from the hurricane deck, 'Get on board, you confounded rascals.' and. sure enough ho took them to Pittsburg without an other murmur." The Bohemians. There are many clubs in Pittsburg, but a new one that came into existence last week is unlike any that has yet been seen. On Wednes day evaning last a select, yet comprehensive company, assembled in Mr. Stevenson's studio. Whether it was tho soft and poetic light which flooded the room, its quaint decorations, the old armor or the masks, such a convivial sym pathy sprang up among thoso present that they organized themselves into "Ihe Bohemian Club" of Pittsburg. Major E. A. Montooth was elected President, and the next meeting of the club will take place at his home, on Fulton street, on Monday evening. Some idea of the club's right to its title may be yatbered from the fact that Koss W. Drum is Vice President, E. J. Don nelly, Secretary, and H. S. Stevenson, Treas urer. The constitution of the club and by laws for the Bohemian's regulation are to bo prepared by Messrs. F. E. Rutan, D. B. Walk ley and J. F. Stevenson. The nice union of ar tistic and legal minds in the new club promises well for its future as a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Terrible Tiddledywinks. "Tiddledywinks may be a harmless game usually," said a doctor yesterday, "bnt it came near killing a patient of mine yesterday." "Impossible!" "Yes fact. An old gentleman who has suf fered severely from rheumatism was the victim. He was in bed and resting easily when a young niece called to see bim. He complained to her that be found time hang heavily on his hands. 'Ah!' she exclaimed with an air of inspiration, 'tiddledywinks would ba tho thing for you, uncle.' " 'What's thatr he asked. " Tiddledywinks,' she repeated. "Tiddle wht?' ba demanded. 'Don't talk nonsense to me, child. Tid'dley what? I never heard of such a thine' and beforo the poor girl could explain the simple ioys and mild ex ercise of tho game, her uncle had excited him self to such a degree that when 1 came an hour lafer his pnlse was still in the nineties, and he was yet wrestlingwiththeborrid word tid'dley what? Tiddledywinks!" Might Have Been. He might have been great, you have heard people say. If things had turned out In a different way; He was handicapped heaTlly somehow or other; He got a bad start-luck favored his brother. He might bave torn laurels from Webster or Burke, Such Is his belief, but they set him to work In a bank or a brewery no matter which And what could the poor fellow do but get rich? There's Tnmbilly, now, might.have written, who knows? The lovllest verse irhc hadn't writ pro. There are tailors with souls that soar above coats; And farmers a-weary or marketing sboats: All trades and professions count plenty or men Who'd like to try starting life over again Who know that they might have been, heaven knows what, irthe nickel they'd diopped In some other slot. Here's this one whose habit or drinking prevents The world from admiring his virtue and sense; He might have been great, his friends all insist, And ask us to weep over what we have missed. They're dozens who might have with pen or with saber Won fame If they hadn't all hated hard labor. The tortoise we know would have never been in it. If the hare hadn't tarried to doze for a minute. It's a pity, perhaps, and the poet has sung Of "mlgbt bave been's" sadness, on pen or on tongue, Bnt we order a dinner, or put on a coat, apend money or make it, smoke, versify, vote According to facts-you can't go behlnd'em Andtake'em you must, yes, Justus yon flnd'em. He might have been nonsense I Iheworld would know this: Not what a man might be, bnt Just what he Is: Hepburn Johns. LIVIKG JEWELS. Mexican Girls Wear Brilliants Tliat Tar Ont shino Diamonds. Jewelers' Weekly. Tho most interesting thing noticed by a Kan sas City, Mo., man while traveling in Mexico wasabahit that the ladles of Chihuahua and Zacetashave of wearing fireflies tor jewelry. The legs of the flies are shaped like books and appear to bave been formed expressly in the Interest of the ladies. These living diamonds shine as no otters ean, for the fireflies in that part of the world emit light of rare brilliancy, such as is cot seen in thoso of the North. So beautiful and strong is the light they give to-tho world that oilier ob jects way be seen by the aid of it. This habit of wearing fireflies is indulged In by the ladies of the poor classes to a largo extcn, aud even the society ladies often pick up the shining brownies and fasten them in their hair, just as an American girl will gather wild flowers for a similar poxpoie. CURIOUS C0NDENSATI05S. Among recent novelties in silver goods is a match box with a compass imbedded in one side A link cuff button is formed qf two horseshoe nails. Each nail is bent so as to en circle a large moonstone In the newly-elected Spanish Cortes there are 360 Protectionist members and only 70 in favor of free trade. A blotting pad recentlv exhibited in a silversmith's window is ornamented in oxidized silver, and has for a handle the figure of a lady mounted on a spirited horse. Major Edwards, of the Kingston Mili tary College, has declared bis intention of run ning for tbe Canadian Parliament for Kings ton as an out-and-out disciple of Henry George. It seems almost incredible, but it is well supported by the facts, that the farmers of Houlton, Me., pocketed 115,400 for what pota toes were disposed of in that town the other day. A silver smoking set is contained in a caso designed to represent an ordinary cigar box. The imitation is very good, the grain of the wood, tbe label and the stamp being faith fully reproduced. Caroline Dodge, who is seeking to en force a contract entered into by a railroad in behalf, of her grandfather, argued her own rase before a full bench of the Supreme Court in Boston last week. ' Congressman-elect Page has presented the Maryland State Museum with a petrified oyster, which weighs 3 pounds and 9 ounces, and is 7 inches long. 7 inches wide and 2 inches thick. It was recently picked up by one of tha dredgers. A new idea is embodied in a bracelet lately shown by a New York house. It is a plain, massive band of silver about half an inch in width and opens on a binge. It is orna mented on one side in enamels, with a bevy of bright plumaged biros. Smallpox is epidemic in tbe town of Rusk. Tex, and tbe surrounding territory. Schools and churches bave been closed and a rigid quarantine has been established. A fine of S10O will be imposed on every person who re fuses to be vaccinated. A remarkable mosaic of the age of Nero has been exhumed in a street atRheims. In a panel in tbe center are represented two gladiators fighting, wearing casques and armed with swords and bucklers. This panel is en closed by a border of cables and rosaces in rich colors. It was damaged by the pickaxes of tho diggers, bnt can, it is said, be repaired. The statistics of the Posies et Tele graphes, which have just appeared, give 1.0C0 as tbe number of submarine cables in use all over the world. The cost of these cables is about SIUO.OOO.OOO Of those which belong to Governments. Denmark owns 36; England. 104J Germany. 35: France. 48; Greece. 45: Italy, 22; Spam, 3; Brazil, 18; India, 72, and Norway, no less than 236. A notable alteration has been made in the regulations of tho Paris Salon. Hitherto space has been found for 2,500 paintings and 800 water color and other drawings. In future tbe number of the former admissible will ba l.bCOandof tha latter 400. Each artist may, if be wishes, submit two works in each section. The reduction of accepted .orks is dne to a desire for a more select display of meritorious productions. Charles Cotton, of Mecnanic Falls, Me., who is bunting for bis wife who left the town, presumably with another man. tells a good story which goes to show that when a man has a wife it is a good thing to bang on to her at any rate in Mechanic Falls. The story went about as follows: "When on my way home from South Paris," says Mr. Cotton, "where I bad been to see it my wife stopped there, I met ona of my neighborswho was driving fast but when he saw me he reined up and in an excited voice yelled: 'By thunder, Charlie, mine is gone too!" " The Sultan very rarely or never leaves the grounds of the Yildiz Kipsk, except to go once a week to a mosque j ust outside, when tha very striking ceremony known as tha Selam lick takes place. Once a year, also, be pays a Ylsit to Stamboul, but the route there and re turning is never known in advance. He Is in constant fear of assassination. Some grand duchess whom be received at hU court, on his complaining that bis health was indifferent, ad vised him to take more exercise and change of air and to drive about the country. On her de parture he is reported to have said: "What barm have I done that this woman should de sire my death? Why does she advise me to run into such dangers?" A Boston lawyer who resides in the suburbs is tho owner of a dog that certainly possesses the instincts of an attorney. Tha other day he saw another dog carrying off a tempting-looking bone. A second dog followed at a short distance. Tho lawyer's dog quickly conceived a plan of action worthy of an emi nent legal mind. He immediately brought an action against thn dog with tbe bone. Tba third dog at once qnicsuned his pace and lost no time in instituting supplementary proceed ings in his own behalf. This assistance proved equiva'ent to a decree for the plaintiff, for tha lawyer's dog left the tblrd dog to bear tha brunt of tbe litigation, and, seizing the bone, fled to his own kennel, where possession was truly nine points of tbe law. At Parkersburg, "W. Va., a man named Williams was arrested for Selling silverware witheut a license. Williams said be wanted to earn money for bis sick wife. When tbe officers visited his house a woman was found lying on two boxes, apparently sick. No food was in the house and everything indicated tbe utmost poverty. A closer examination resulted in the discovery of an old trunk, and in it was a small fortune. It was filled in one part with costly lace curtains and shawls and expensive silki and satins. In another part were a creat many sets of expensive silverware. Tbe officers con tinued their search and found a tin box f nit of money, including a great many $20 gold pieces, silver dollars and a large roll of greenbacks in hundreds and fifties. Tbe total amount was well up in the thousands,and yet in every other particular poverty reigned supreme. Tba woman said it was her sister's and the man said it was his wife's. He said he had brought tbe money from Scotland and bought the lace from bis uncle. Tbe man was released, as no charge was preferred against bim, but tba po lice are watching the house. Mrs. Meinders, wife of the captain of tbe sailing ship Johanna. Is at present praised as a heroine In Germany. On tbe third day of last April the Johanna left Port Louis for tha island of Mauritius. Two days later yellow fever developed on board the boat. One man after the other succumbed to the disease, nntit finally only tbe pilot and captain remained well. Soon, however, tbe captain was confined to his bed with the terrible disease, and Mrs. Meinders, in consequence, took command of the vessel.- She divided her time between tha sick beds and the wheel, which she guided with enviable skill. Heavy storms added to the difficulty of her unexpected task. They waged so fiercely that the brave woman was obliged, with the aid of tba pilot, to throw 260 sacks of sngar into the sea in order to lighten tho ballast. The sails, too. were torn into shreds. It last, damaged and worn, the good ship arrived at Freemantle, South Australia. Mrs. Meinders was completely exhausted from loss ot sleep. She recovered soon, however, and found her husband restored to health. Sha had saved bis life and that of the sailors. A COKXEK IX SMILES. If Senator Ingalls accepts the offer made him to lecture through the country, he should be careful not to go through New Jersey. They hava a law In that State punishing a common scold. yew Orleans Sew Jielta. Discourage the grumbler, but do not sit down on the porcupine. Dallas. Tex., Sews Strict honesty must rule to-day. The public will no more be flouted Bj wily rogues who nsed to say. "What are you golns to do about It?" Sea Xork Prtis. A Pertinent Query. Lecturer The suc cessive campaigns of the Komans Into Gaul form, perhapn, the only record of a series or suecessftil failures In his Auditor (lnterruptlng)-W hat's the matter with the Delaware peach crop?--P"' Hagasine Broke, broke, brokel As broke as a man can be; And the merry chink or the dimes that are spent Will never come bacx tone. Buffalo Express. Young America Papa, is mamma a jew- c'er? fond Father No, my son. Why do you ask? Young America Cause, when I took sister's candy she gave me a box with more earrings than wantcd Jetceters'' Weekly. "If your appearance is any indication, I think I may be Justified In assuming that yon are opposed to washing," ventured Mr. Hungry Biz gins' hostess. Washln," answered Mr. HIgglns.arteramo ment of mental abstraction, daring which he ab sently tried to blow the roam off his cup of cold coffee, "wabtnV ma'am, is a mighty good thing to support a ramlly on. but it seems to sorter tour a woman's temper. In fact, thal'showl conieUo goon the road. "Indianapolis Journal. Eriend You must be making money now tr yoa have dUeanled tbe pipe and taken up cigars. Do yoa get three or those for a quarter? Straggling Author Let's see; three for a quar ter would he a dozen a year. Yes, that's jut about what I gtX.-JJttroit Fit Prttt. i . rr.f , ir , r m . k.... mV.; mMMmtrmtwm- -Vrrtaiffit