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One Year I R00 Dailt DisrATCli, l'er Quarter - 00 Daily Di&rATCH, One .Month TO Uailv DiSPtTCIi. including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 Dailt 1isfatcu. Including Sunday,3m'ths !M Daily UisrATCK. Including Sunday, lm'th SO brhsiY U:6vatch. One Year 150 "",riKLi UisrATCH, Oue Year 13 Tm. Daily Dispatch la delivered by carriers at jrcents per week, or lncludlnc Sunday edition, at St cents per week. PITTSBURG. THURSDAY', FEB. 5, 1S9L. JCCGEs AND EXCISE BOAIIDS. The views of several leading Philadel pbians on the transfer of the duty ot grant ing licenses, from the judges to an excise board, as published, show marked unan imity against the change. Archbishop Evan. Bishop Whitaker, Bobert C. Ogden and Lewis D. Tail all speak strongly against giving the license-granting power to any board that would be subject to political control or liable to be influenced by the saloon element. More remarkable still, so leading a member of the liquor trade as Sir. "William Van Osten, President of the Liquor Dealers' Association, declares such a trans fer of the power "would be detrimental to every respectable man in the liquor busi ness." This opposition is based on the feeling that to create excise boards or commissions would place the licensing authority in the, hands of a political machine, and would either result in giving license to every ap plicant or making it a matter of political , favor. Mr. Van Osten's view coincides with that expressed by some of the leading liquor dealers of this city, that they want their business kept out of politics and freed from the temptations to corruption that flourish if licenses are granted as a matter of fear or favor. So far as the present workings of the system are concerned the I results of the license courts are far more sat isfactory than could be obtained from any excise commission. Cut this view does not take into consider ation the question how long this satisfactory condition would endure. If the element that wisbes unlimited license can control the election of excise commissioners can they not also in time control the election of judge? If that was done would uot the in jury be far greater than the control merely of the licensing board by the saloon element? "While the respectable clement ot the liquor dealers join the rest of society in Keeping the license business out of politics, there is no reason why excise boards should not be kept free from injurious control, as well as the judges. It is possible that the best way to at once relieve overworked judges and to keep the license-granting power above the suspicion of undesirable influences is to let the courts appoint the majority, if not all, the mem bers of the commission, and to leave in the hands of the courts the power to re voke licenses for misconduct "With the opposition to permitting this duty to get . into politics, the Legislature can hardly afford to establish elective commissions or to compose them of officials who are subject to political influences. HIGHBINDERS IN TEOUBLE, The police of San Francisco have moved Fhrewdly against the Chinese Highbinders, with the probable object of driving them out of that city. The Hichbinders threaten to take their case into court, but it is not prob able they would have much of a standing there if they did and such a course would brine; dire consequences to their friends and relatives left in the Celestial Kingdom. The police have taken their josses and they have no means of levying tribute upon the den izens of Chinatown any more. This is the cause of their complaint The act ot the San Francisco authorities may savor of in terfering with the worship of the Chinese according to the dictates of their consciences, but as the vcrship is that of joss it is hardly within the meaning of the bill of rights. It may also be said that judging from all ac counts of Highbinder practices they may be reasonably suspected of having no con sciences to dictate to them. THE COUNTY SALAKY QUESTION. County Controller Grier is evidently de termined to keep the atmosphere lively about the Court House. In his first month's career he has succeeded in making things interesting for the official world in the big granite pile, by raising the question of the compensation of deputy coroners, by join ing issue on the alleged advance in county officials' salaries on account of the advance of population, and finally by the bill filed yesterday for the mandatory formation of a salary board. These proceedings place the new Con troller in iPratker pugnacious attitude; but it is really a kind of pugnacity that will be accompanied by good results. The Con troller seems to bs determined that what ever is done m the line of advancing sala lies because the county has advanced to the first class, shall be done on an indisputa ble legal foundation, and that nothing shall uc done which is not required by law. The last proceeding is evidently intended to set tle the status of the county. In that view it is likely to reach by the shortest route a final settlement of the disputes which the Controller's incumbency has so far been prolific in producing. The questions which the Controller has raised are well worth authoritative settle ment, and the disturbances which he has caused in the official atmospbere are clearly in the interest of the public and in the line of hisdut. WtOirHJITION OF PEfKEKTON GUAKDS. That the new political element in control of the Kansas Legislature is not all farmers is evidenced by the passage, by 'the House, of the bill to prohibit the employment of armed forces while a strike is pending. Farmers never strike. It is not possible from the nature of their business. Hut the Alliance members of the Kansas Legisla ture stand for the Knights of Labor, as well as the farmers, and the hostility of this order to the Pinkerton guards is well known. This bill may be considered an ex treme measure, bat it is really on the side of good order. The Pinkerton guards exist only as a product of trouble and it is to their pecuniary interest to canse. disorder. And a class of men who will hire out to take chances on their lives with a probable mob can hardly be regarded very highly. Striking workmen, who are citizens of the locality, are rather less likely to be disor derly if let alone, than these migratory special officers. INVITING CHANCES FORAItECOBD. Whether it is owing solely to the granger man, or partly to an awakening among members from the cities also, the gratelul fact is apparent that the present legislative session in Pennsylvania promises to be notable for its opportunities to deal effec tively with several matters of broad public concern. In taking up the road question alone, it enters upon a field of the utmost usefulness. We can never have fit country roads if a wider interest and more efficient activity be not applied to them than can be evoked from mere township or county organizations. There must be a State standard, State encouragement and some measure of State supervision. If the present Legislature will pass a good working law for' the roads, that simple enactment would of itself make a distinguished record in the annals of Harrisburg. Again, upon the great issue of water trans portation, which is now attracting the atten tion of our people as it has never done be fore, it is the privilege of the present Legis lature to originate plans of vital importance to the future development and prosperity of distinctive Pennsylvania industries. Here the path may be obstructed at the start by near-sighted opposition from railroad inter ests, and by as yet immature views ol mem bers who have not fully examined and do not adequately comprehend the scope and possibilities of these improvements. But the obstacles can be overcome if the colleagues who have made a study of the subject press it forward with a vigor proportioned to their intelligence. Again; in response to the appeal of the oil men and of complaints against excessive telephone charges, the Legislature is called upon to deal with the principle of a just regulation of tariffs for corporation services. The spirit in which the demands are made is far from radical. It does not call for any regulation which would cut down the profit of the corporation: concerned below a fair or even large profit uponll of the capital invested. It proceeds solely upon the sound basis that where public franchises are given, and these become practically monopolistic, the power and the duty rest with the Legis lature of the Commonwealth to see that they are not made the instruments of conspicuous extortion or oppression. Here, again, the present Legislature will be met by insiduous opposition. It remains to be seen whether it is equal to rising above this, and to the discharge of its functions honestly and fear lessly. Snch is part of the inviting prospectus which opens out before the body now sitting at Harrisburg. It has been slow enough in its progress so far, only a single bill having, as we understand, yet obtained final passage. Bnt there is ample time still for the performance of much good work if the Legislature has the will to undertake it The public will watch its further movements with genuine interest COLONEL BROWN'S GREAT STEOKE. The meeting of those lights of modern De mocracy, Grover Cleveland and David Ben nett Hill, at the dinner recently given by the Hon. Colonel W. L. Brown, has attract ed pnblic discussion in several of its aspects. What the ex-President and the future Sena tor said to each other in the moments of fes tivity, alter the weary months in which they failed to speak as they passed by, how the interview may be held to affect the future of Democracy, and what long dug-up hatchets were buried under the mollifying influences which the Brooklyn Eagle describes as "clos de vigot" and "chambertan," have formed the subjects ot columns of profound and di verse editorial comment On one point, however.all are agreed; that the master mind which succeeded in getting Cleveland and Hill to put their legs under the same mahogany has made the political stroke of the season. For a long time some malign fate had decreed that these eminent Democrats should be unable to get together. If the ex-President went to a political din ner at Philadelphia the Governor's execu tive duties developed a cohesive power that stuck him last to Albany. If the Governor was to participate in any political function in New Tork, the ex-President was carried off by pressing business to Boston. The man who conquered the adverse fate and succeeded in inducing these two lights of Democracy to illuminate the same board with their presence, commands the attention of the country as a pre-eminent political tactician. The aspects of that famous ban quet to which we invite attention, are some pecnliar characteristics of that Senator, sage and warrior, the Hon. Colonel W.L. Brown. To study the qualities which enable men of eminence to achieve their greatness is al ways a profitable task. It will therefore be a work of pnblic instruction to throw light on the quality of the Hon. Colonel's eminence, which enabled him to bring David Bennett Hill and Grover Cleveland into fes tive unison, thereby causing the wonder and admiration of all true Democrats. Long before the Hon. Colonel Wm. L. Brown had become famous as a light of legislative halls, or as a metropolitan editor before he had even attained the military rank of a mere captain, and when he was known as plain Bill Brown he was famous in the Mahoning and Shenango valleys, and in the parts about Youngstown, as au unsurpassed adept in the great American art of draw poker. To prevent any misconception as to the characteristics of an eminent statesman we hasten to say that Colonel Brown's championship at that avocation was in no respect due to the sur reptitious arts ol ringing in a cold deck or holding supeifluous aces up his sleeve. He was an exponeat oi the square game, and as such" was at once the terror and admiration of a constantly widening .circle. He even frowned down upon the alluring but dele terious indulgence in jack pots: and dem onstrated his championship by adhering to 1 the rigor of the game as a conflict of scien tific intellects with great profit to himself, as the demonstrator of the most scientific methods. In the illustration of science as applied to draw poker one prominent characteristic of this profesbor of tbe game was to convince his antagonist he was bluffing, when he was really tbe possessor of some such triumphant collection of cards as a king full or an ace flush. It is still a tender though costly memory with those who have, by sitting opposite to Colonel Brown, gained ex perience, while be gained money, how be would permit them to catch him bluffing one or two moderate sizjd bets, and then when lie, on a third encounter, had stacked up the chips to a towering and fab ulous height, how they would call him on two little pairs, with an assurance of secur ing great riches, to discover that he had the winning hand. It is in tbal characteristic of plain Bill Brown that wediscover thesccret of (he Hon. Colonel Brown's recent great success. All previous means to get the Hop. David Ben nett Hill and the Hon. Grover Cleveland together had failed, until the Senator who now represents Tammany and journalism in the New Tork Legislature took them in hand. When he invited them to the ban quet, he must have exercised the art which he learned in the fierce conflicts of the great American game. He convinced both of them that he wan bluffing. They called him down by coming to the festive board, and discovered when the hands were shown that they were captured, No other man in the country could have done this" but the man who had mastered the finesse by long and successful practice in the game at which Colonel Brown has held undisputed mastery and championship. ECONOJIY COUNTS JUST NOW. In view of the statements of Mayor Gour ley in re the Poor Farm inspection and of the manifest Heedlessness of buying a big tract and paying away beyond the usual range of farm land prices for it. Councils will probably go slow about taking any one of the farms offered. The city should pur sue the same course that ordinary prospect ors would. It ought to be sure first what it reasonably needs, and next get what it needs it a reasonable price. A farm of fifty acres or at the most one of an hundred acres is about all that can be handled by the Charities Department with profit or any sort of advantage. If nothing of the sort at usual market rates has offered, the city could better afford to lodge its wards at a town hotel until something suitable turns up than make a permanent investment of several times as great as the occasion calls for. In these days with increased taxation hinted at for other purposes, and the street improvement expenditures unprovided for, judicious enconomy becomes a timely char acteristic at City Hall. BALTIMORE'S SWINDLING NOVELTIES. Baltimore bids fair to take a position well up in tbe front rank for novel Bwindlers. There is yet a lingering memory of the man who named a fictitious baby after a great many prominent public men to their loss and sorrow. And now the Monumental City comes forward with a much married couple which has been set up in housekeep ing innumerable times by charitably dis posed people. The husband and father drinks and the poor wife and mother asks for assistance for herself and five suffering children. The husband reforms always in consideration of material kindness shown and the couple get married. The record so far as traced shows 19 marriages, all on the same principle. And the five suffering children have been 29 times subjected to baptism in various forms and christening with a miscellaneous assortment of names. There is no telling how long this "racket" would have been worked, had it not been discovered by the minister who officiated on the last occasion, but it would probably ave gone on until the stock of Christian names bad been exhausted on the five. silently suffering buds. The Farmers' Alliance has improved its money-borrowing schemo by limiting the sum to be loaned by tho Government to anyone person to 3,000. This is not confined to farmers cither, so that the owner of a city lot can build a house by this loan, provided that tbe obstinate builders when every one has got bis S3.000 do not put tbo cost ot a $3,000 house up to $:o,ooa , "Money on the open market was quoted at 186 per cent in November; tbe same mones goes a begging in January at 2 per cent" notes tbe Commercial Advertiser, of Now York, and proceods to infer that tbo principle that credit does the business ot thocouotry andnotmoney, is wrong. Tbe principle as stated is certainly wrong, bat tbo fact that bnsincss transactions are carried on credit is illustrated by tbe con trast to which tbo Commercial Advert iser ro f ers. Tho volume of monoy was practicaly the samo in November as in January; but bank credits were artificially refused in one month, and extended freely in another. The events of last fall can hardly be held to have any real bearing on the currency system. But they Illus trate two great business evils, namely monetary marts at tbe mercy ot the great money king?, and corporate methods which elevate most surely the most unscrupulous men to that posi tion of power and connted wealth. Rapid transit in New York means an underground viaduct with the swiftly moving trains away from tho surface. Rapid transit In FhiladelDhia means the elevated system that New York is just discovering to be inadequate. Rapid transit in Pittsburg well what rapid transit means in Pittsburg no one has yet been able to tell. Apropos of the remark of Sir Bichard Cartwright that Canada with 5,000,000 people bays as much from tho United States as the 50,000,000 of population to tbo south of us, the Philadelphia -Record says, "that being so, the proposed international railway should run northwardly instead of southwardly." It should if wo had no direct communication with Canada; but the fact that very close communi cation with oar northern neighbors has built up this large trade, is an argument for Improv ing oar transportation connections with tho southern countries. Txiere is a big fight reported between the American Uiscuit Company and the New York Biscuit Company. That will be all rigb,t If they do not get to throwing their own crackers at each other. An artillery duel with machine made biscuits might be hazardous to tbo by standers. The foolish idea that, because a man wins one prominent position, therefore be is a Prcsi dental quantity, is getting in its work on Judge Peifcr. Ho is already talked of as the Alliance candidate for President. Let tbe pernicions idea be suppressed at once. If Feffer and Hill are to push their Presldental booms in the Sen ate at the same time, the pnblic will not get any of its business done, and the only compen sation will be ihat both of them will break their political necks. IX is to the credit of Senators Hoar and Dawes that they ba e joined in recommending the retention of General Corse as Postmaster of Boston. If the President follows the recom mendation, be will join the Massachusetts Senators in doing better than was expected. An Indiana legislator has proposed to punish wife-beaters by sixty lashes, and that tbe public shall bo admitted to the punish ment. The proposition is uneconomic and medieval. A much better use can be made of wife-beaters than nhippine them. Let them bo forced to use their muscular energy in mat ing good roads, with thcirjwages paid to the wives, while tho latter take a vacation from family discipline. Let us hope that the reports of a strike and indefinite shutdown in tho coke region will prove to bo unfounded. This is a bad time of the year and an unfavorable juncture of trade to enter upon unnecessary and enforced idle ness for the settlement of wages disputes. Tun name of Joseph Cannon is urged by the Chicago Inter-Ocean for the Treasury portfolio. Recent experiencebaving impressed on Mr. Cannon tbe necessity of keeping his .mouth In subjection, there is reason to believe that he might make a Tcry decent Secretary of tho Treasury. His character for integrity would make bis name a grateful relief from tho candidacy of Thomas C. Piatt It is not calculated to increase the useful ness ot gas to havo it assume tbe function of tho mercury and tell us bow cold it is by a shrinkage of tbe supply in direct ratio to the fall of tbo temperature. Examples are multiplying of lights of tho stage and society who on incomes of 512,000 to $130,000 per j ear find the expenses of living so great that they cannot possibly use any ,of their incomo to pay tbeir debts. Yet the Eastern press reserves ail of its denunciations for the farmers of the West, who only want a coinage law passed that will knock a mere i!0 per cent off their indebtedness. The plea of a short supply of ice is def initely but conclusively ruled out from the case of tho ice companies for next summer. The announcement that the strike of coal miners up the Allegheny Valley road, wbicb has been in operation since last May, has been abandoned, may be premature; but it is cer tain that it has reached a stage where tbe miners may profitably ask themselves whether it has not cost them a great deal more than it can possibly come to. PEBSOHAL PABAGBAPHS. Mb. J. C. Bancroft Davis has been se lected to fill to vacancy in tbe Washington National Monument Societv caused by tbe death of his uncle. George Bancroft. ' Judge John LATnnor, who has just been elevated to the Supreme Court bench of Mas sachusetts, can trace his ancestry back to tho minister of that name who came over in tho Mayflower. Judoe Geinnell, of Chicago, who prose cuted tbe Anarchists before bis elevation to tbe bench, is about to retire to private life, and has accepted employment as counsel from the Chicago City Railway Company. Mrs. Jebky Simpson was with her husband at Topeka during the Senatorial canvass. She is a modest, agreeanle and sensible little woman, who is devoted to her liege lord, and is proud of the honors which have been showered upon him. Mbs. Carrie Steele, colored, has founded a colored orphansvlum in Georgia. She has built a cottage and stable, a larger building is going up, and fonr acres of land around it have already been put under cultivation. Mrs. Steele has collected the money entirely by ber per sonal efforts. Meissonier was one of tbe many little men who have played big parts In the world's his tory. His head was large and his shoulders were rather broad, but his body was short and slender. His legs were small and insignificant, but they answered Abraham Lincoln's test, in being long enough to reach the ground. John D. Rockefeller's gift of 81,600.000 to the Chicago University is being paid in install ments of 5100,000 each 30 days. He said recently to one who had spoken of bis gift as munifi cent: "O, It is nothing compared with what I intond to do, as I havo only just begun to make monoy." And he is rate lilt 8100,000,000. Governor Jones, of Alabama, while In the national Capitol building tbe other day, was re quested by some Northern visitors, who did not know him. to show them about the place. Be performed tho task acceptably, and one of the strangers handed hiin CO cents. The Governor then revealed himself, to the confusion of the visitors. Sir Edtvin Arnold saw tho Emperor of Japan at tbo opening of Parliament, where he presented a very interesting figure. He is tall in comparison with the majority of his subjects and has strongly marked features. His eyes are dark and watchfnl, and he has a slight beard and moustache His manners are at once gracious and imperlurbably reserved. The Mikado was dressed in the uniform of an army General and wore tbo broad red ribbon of the Order of tbe Rising Sun. Senora Gonzales, wife of tho ex-President of Mexico, is now traveling tho United States unattended by maid or escort She has been 12 months away from her Mexican home, and in that time she has visited th principal cities of Europe. The senora is a fine looking little woman, with large and pretty brown eyes, an olive complexion and an abundance of black hair. She does not appear to bo more than 33 years old. She is interested in medicine and is a graduate of two medical colleges. CHICAGO'S MUK TBTJST. Its Ingenious Method for Preventing a Flooded Market. Chicago, Feb. 1 Is tbe price of milk to be raised! That is tbe qncstion which is at pres ent agitating the minds of the milk dealers in this city. About two weeks ago tbe shippers from tbe surrounding country organized the Milk Shippers' Association. Yesterday the de tails of the organization were perfected,' and to protect the members it was decided to make every dealer furnish a bond for tbe payment of milk. All tho milk will be bandied through tbe tbe association, and no dealor can buy a single can unless ho furnishes the required bond for the full amount. To remedy the difilcnUy that occurs when there is a surplus a sinking fund will be pro vided by assessing each member 5 cents for every can of milk he ships. When there is a surplus, instead of shipping to tho city, the members will use their milk for making butter. As tbe milk is not worth to them when used this way as much as when sold, there is a conse quent loss. This loss will be paid out of the sinking: fund, and milk will never, as a dealer put "flood the market" The city dealers are not jubilant over tbo tarn affairs have taken, and are wondering whether or not they aro in the hands of a full blown Milk Trust, Onr Spectral Merchant Marine. Louisville Courier-Journal. The Flying Dutchman has been seen again. Doubtless Captain Vanderdecken is on his way to the United States, in the hope of becoming an American and getting a subsidy for his ctaf t He has probably often seen the specter of our foreign commerce. DEATHS OP A DAY. Mrs. Lena Horner. A notable womin passed away from life yester dayat the residence ofher son. Christian Horner, ofthe Twenty-fifth ward. County Commissioner Mercer states that, though in her 811 year, her life was shortened by her dctcrmlnitlon to main tain her standing In life as one of usefulness. Though surrounded by all needed to make her ago one of ease, she persisted In Keeping her place in the domestic establishment, and abreast of the times in matters ot thought, taking as keen an in terest in public affairs as a woman of 33. With her husband, tho late Jlclchor Borner, she came from Gcrmauv to Baltimore in l'ssfc From thence they came to this citr. and lost much or their worldly effects In the ureal fire ofl813. Ilia fam ily altar was then set up on the Souths! de, where the lamlly have sluce resided. Four children sur vive their mother, William. Christian. Mrs. Eliz abeth Tesh. of Braddock, and Mrs. Mary fainlth, who lives in Ohio. Kev. Dr. T. N. Haselqulst. KOCK ISLAND, Feb. 4. Kev. Or. T. N. Hasel qulst, for 80 years President of Augustaua Col lege, and for 20 years the senior minister of the Swedish Lutheran Augnstana Svnod, died in this city this morning. He was born at Hkodek, Sweden, In 1SI0; was ordained in I83D: arrived in America In 1351. He wis a rounder or the Angus tana Svnod. As pi tor. edncator, editor anu au tboi. few men have cxercistd so great and wide an Influence. A strong anti-slavery worker, he took sleidiug part In founding the Republican party. Ihe college exercises have been suspended for the remainder or the week. Ihe funeral will take place Monday. William T. ISenrctsloy. BniDGSrOBT, Conn., Feb. 4. 'William T. lleardslcy. Police Commissioner or this city, drooped dead of heart disease on the street yes terday afternoon. He was an oil merchant and one of the best-known Democrats In the State. He was GO years of age and at the time of his death was a member of the Iloird of Aldermen. He leaves a widow and one child. Charles tt Drinscombe. Lawrence, Kan., Feb. 4. Charles H. Urlns corabe died In Denver Monday evening, of pneu monia, after a short illness. Thirty-seven years ago he laid out the slte of this city for the New England Emigrant Aid Boclety of Boston. He figured prominently in the early politics ol Kan sas. Four years ago be was the Prohibition can didate for Governor. J. G. Backofen. J. O. Backofen. one of the best known resi dents of Pittsburg, died yesterday afternoon at his residence in the East Knd, at the advanced ago of 84 years. Ills funeral will occur irom his late home, at the corner of Sheridan avenue and blatlon street, to-morrow at 1 1 u. General It. J, Henderson. ATLANTA, OA., Feb. .-General K. J. Hender son, a prominent Confederate officer, dled here yesterday. alit "wn.'i "l SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. If you worship your boy you alone are to blame if be turns oat an Idle man. "What shadows we are, and what shadows wo pursue," said someone. Only tbo faint hearted and cowardly aro afraid of shadows. only tbe visionary see ghosts in them, only the imaginative build substantial shapes oat of and nurse and cberisb them. But the latter class too often mistake the shadow for the sub stance and find naught but dust and ashes whero they expected fame and fortune. But if you want to get some consolation out of shadows go to tbo fireside. There you will find them ruddy, cheerful, restful. When the rain falls and you are sad, when the wind howls and you are cold, when tho darkness falls and you are sunless, study the slumbering coals and the leaping flames. No pale ghosts or black bogies there, only the pretty forms and faces, the beautiful pictures tbat fancy can trace and paint with the magic of tbe mind. Surely no evil shapes lurk in tho lurid shadows of the fireplace; no canny wraiths form in the crimson glow to linger and to haunt. In the coals you bnild bright castles. They crumble, to be sure, but ere they mingle with .the ashes another is reared, perhaps grander than the one the blue-red flames de stroyed. And you dream on, led by tancy through the fairyland of the flames, snatching hope from the embers, burying sorrow in the ashes. Faces come at will magicphotograpbs of the long absent, pictures of the loved, the lost, the true, the false, tbe living and tbe dead. And these portraits are neither fantas tic nor flattering, bat faithfnl and enduring so long as tbe fancy wills that memory play painter. But when yon seek the shadows of the firelight don't go to sleep there, else the dreams may grow dark, tbe fire die, the chills come. And when you awake where tbe red was you see nothing but blackened cinders, wbite ashes blasted hopes,, crnmbled castles. Prince Dalgourki Is making arrange ments to live on Ayer. She is an heiress, too. A blizzard chaps the hands and chills the chappies. The only thing Pfeffer loses, by fame Is the first "I" in his name. He seems content to let 'er rip. When statesmen see a good thing they don't hesitate to ask for It. When the gas goes out suddenly th sbtver ers keep tbe telephone hot at all events. The legislative roosters are gradually real izing that Pennsylvania has a Governor. Hire wages are not always as high as they should be. Hope From the 'Weather. Break, break, break, e O coppery wires bright; Perhaps one more blizzard will bring us a wizard Who'll bury you out of sight. O for the ears of the deaf. Or relief from buzzing sound That will be guaranteed when the wires, like seed. Shall live in the cold, cold ground. Break, break, break, O wires, when snow falls free; Then the message she'll send about money to .spend Will never be civen to me. Water will strengthen a human being, but it weakens whisky and milk. People who keep dogs and do their own barking should wear tbe muzzles, too. If you want to find out how many people on the street have nothing to do get up ft dog fight. The sluggard frequently goes to his- aunt and makes her ante. A coward will be brave under pressure, but the performance of tbe deed scares him so that bo forgets all about tbe danger. The foolish worry about their neighbors' affairs and the wise attend to their own busi ness. The more you study tho gas meter the more you appreciate its intricacies. They are not .wearing linen dusters In Dakota now, at all events. The cur dog is hybrid, but he is not well bred. Whales are not quarrelsome, but they fre quently como to blows. Cleveland embraced an opportunity when he shook hands with Hill. The silver pool has interrupted the current of partisan legislation in Congress. Especially on the H11L The blizzard came down like a wolf on the fold, And frosted the glistoning glass; Ob, heavensl but wasn't it deucedly cold In houses that were short of gas. Lite grows less amusing as we grow older, and the children should be allowed full swing in Innocent amusements. Giddy folk are more apt to stumble and fall than their sedate brothers and sisters. Precocious children are over-trained, and soon give way under the burdens imposed by the responsibilities of maturity. When the mercury drops quicksilver quota, tions do not fall in sympathy. Sailors and authors are compelled to sign articles. Reformers in order to got behind a reform are forced to go before it. Visionary beings can twist a shadow into any shape and make a mountain out of a mole hill. Murderer West has been attacked by dropsy in jail at Little Washington. It may prevent him from being drooped. fJWHEN is a coat llko a watch? When It's second-handed. THE Legislature has been in session a month and has passed one bill. Laws como high, but we must have 'em. Wrath Turned Aside. She turned her head, be stole a kiss. And she, sweet girl, her wrath did smother; She only said. "Dear, this is bliss. And one good turn deserves another." The Senatorial poker players seem deter mined to make Harrison show his hand on tbe silver issue. The police receipts for the past year show a heavy upward tendency, and some say crime is on tbo Increase. The population is increasing, and crime Is merely keeping up a fair average. The Prince of Wales, now mixed up In a gambling scandal, will show tho fraternity bow one Queen can beat a pair of knaves. WHEN is a girl like a brook? When she babbles. Ice is 5,000 feet thick in Greenland. Bat Greenland is several thousand miles away. Silver collars of the kind worn in Washing ton tarnish the character. It is perfectly natural for witnesses to loss their tempers daring cross-examination. The Indians in Washington can secure fine polnts'on face painting in tho drawing rooms during their stay. THE oil bill seems to have been piped to a pigeon bole in the committee room at Harris burg. Fishing tools may have to bo used to And it. If the fire boss at Mammoth had been fired things might have been different. Willie Winkle. i-JM,k tiZfch&i? n ' i m mu WMMPrwHMi 'iiiitin JHE TOPICAL TALKER, Secretary Follansbeo's Riddles. The cheerfulness and calm of tbe applicant for a barrel of statistics make Secretary Fol lansbec, of tbe Chamber of Commerce, marvel exceedingly. Everybody knows that Mr. Fol lansbee does not complain no matter bow busy he mav bo?bnt he has elevated his eyebrows In protest once or twicejately when somo stranger in a brief note has asked for statistics by re turn mail that wonld take a month to collect. A man writes, for inltance, saying: "PIeae give me the glass tonnage of Pittsburg for tho month of December, ISflO, the gross tonnage of Fittsbnre during tbepist ten years, and such other statistics as you may consider, useful in estimating the traffic, eta, etc An imme diate reply will oblige yours, etc" Such letters as these do noi come singly to Secretary Follansbee, bnt by the dozen. The Chamber of Commerce is buried under them. Mr. Follansbeo keeps on digging his way out as best he may. but never gets really clear. He completed a table of statistics for one man a few days ago that kept him hard at work for a week to obtain. Snch labor is doing a good deal for Pittsburg. No Fun for Lynchers. Some people in Pittsburg laughed when they read about the alleged intention of the miners at Mammoth to lynch Superintendent F. C. Keighley. But they laughed because- it wonld not be fun for the would-be lynchers. Mr. Keigbley is not the sort of man to allow him self graciously and without protest to be hung or shot full of holes. Just the opposite in fact. True, Mr. Keighley is quiet and gentle In his manners; he is wiry and tall, bnt not very im posing in figure. But those who bave bad much to do with Mr. Keighley know tbat there is an awful lot of will power behind the quiet exterior: and courage with the bine eyes and the light mustache. He has not come to 33 years without showing time and again that he is not a man to be fooled with. Once there was a fellow working in the mines, which Mr. Keigbley managed, whose repntation as a bnlly and a fighter rested on a bloody basis. He had half murdered several of his comrades in drunken brawls before he gave it out that he intended to make Mr. Keighley his next victim. The fellow was twice Mr. Koighley's sizo and a very ugly customer In many ways. Mr. Keighley did not take any chances when he was attacked by the big bully, according to programme, but poured four bullets into him In places where they would do most good. The curious part of the story is that the fire-eating bully recovered and reformed. The diet of lead changed his dispo sition, and now he worships Mr. Keigbley. He Hath Ears to FeeL "Kind of cold to-day," I remarked to a man who was rubbing his ears vigorously and breathing very hard. "Cold ? It takes a man with ears as large as mine to realize how cold it Is," he renlled, and I noticed for the first time that owing to the large area of aural territory he had to employ both hands to rub one ear. He seemed to bo more Sensitive tn thn r.olH than rtnnn (ha nnh. ject of large ears, an unusual phenomenon. A Cow's TalL A cow, a nondescript cow, disregarding sign boards of warning, trespassed upon the proper ty Ot FrOf. Wood nn I IhaArrnfnpv TTfll t, nfh.. day. Prof. Wood objected to a cow trampling upon nis iana,and upon bis feelings toboot.and straightway summoned a policeman. The po liceman came, arrested the cow and took her to City Hall. There are not many things tbat are out of place at Allegheny City Hall, bat a cow IS OnO Of them. Nn nrnvlelnn f- .ntira Vita been made there. The policeman, after con- oun.iuuii witnme nignomcersof his depart ment, realized tbat the cow was out of place in tho front Office, thn rVinnntl rlnnW tho cells or in the Mayor's private room. Inde- iaun oi a Dener place ne took the cow back to the lot on Observatory Hill where he had fonnd her and left ber there. Since then Prof. Wood has sued the owner of the cow for a variety of offenses beginning with trespass and ending somewhere this side of murder, and the case has been appealed to court. Everything is in train for a nice law suit. Moreover Mr. Scandrett, Secretary of tendent Morrow have become entangled in some mysterious way with the cow. What the cow thinks about the matter is not known. His Right nand Didn't Know. A stout man plunged toward his seat, number Ave from the aisle, a stouter woman plunged after him and after they had passed the four people who had risen to allow the latecomers ingress sighed In unison and thanked heaven they were alive. Stay! one gentleman did not thank beaven and his sigh was cut short for he began to grope about under the seat furiously. "That fat beast mast have carried off my bat," be muttered so'tto voce, and then made another dive with bis left band. "What are you looking for?" the three ladios wity him exclaimed at once. "My hat!" he curtly replied, not deigning to look up even, bnt waving bis left hand up and down the narrow way between the seats. "Why, you've got it In your hand," three sweet voices chorused, and sure enough his right hand held the bat which the left hand was seeking. Drink In the Coal Regions. The absence of police at Mammoth, and at other little towns in the Westmoreland coal field such as Hccla, Mutual and Horrocks. strikes a city man as singular. A miner at Mammoth was ask'ed if they did not have lively times now and then, and feel the want of police protection. 'Things are pretty quiet here mostly," be re plied, "and we haven't any call for police to speak of. It used to be worse when the men wero unable to get drink at home, and they'd all go off in a body on pay day to some neigh boring town and fill up on bad whisky an' get to fighting. Bat you see now the Hquor men have agents here, and a man can get his keg ot beer or his flask of whisky when he wants it, and he drinks at homo or nigh to home through tho week. It's more peaceable and less liquor's drnnk that's my beliet." Tho nnmber of empty kegs and bottles to be found in a coal town certainly show that the drink is on the ground and the pilgrimage in force to a large town or city is no loncer a necessity for men who want to drink. The pay days are much quieter than they used to be is another fact about which there seems to be no doubt. As to the comparative harm of tho drinking fashions, more competent authorities must decide. Not All Mentioned In the Book. New Orleans I'lcayune.l A new edition of the book called "Tbe Bird3 of Pennsylvania" is to be published soon. There are some raro old birds in Pennsylvania. PLAYS TO COME. The dazzling beauties of "The Crystal Slip per," Mr. Henderson's spectacular and extrav aganza, will be re-cxblblted to Pittsburgers at tbe new Duqnesne Theater next week. Tbe delightful production met with such an enthu siastic reception on the occasion of its recent visit, that its success tbis time is assured and it should be. The "Slipper" contains something of everything beautiful and amusing from pretty, graceful women to clever and topical songs and brilliant pageantry. The ballets, the music, tbo glitter, the fun are all of a high order and more magnificently environed than in any other American production. The advanco sale of seats and boxes begins to-day. The sale of reserved seats for tbe seven per formances to be given by Francis Wilson and company In the Bijou Theater next week, will begin at the Bijou box offico this Thursday morning. It is quite unnecessary to introduce to the theater patrons of Pittsburg, either this favorite comedian or bis company, as each of tbe prominent members of tbo organization havo vion their popularity here under other conditions. Marie Jansen, Laura Moore. Nettie Lyford, Charles Plunkett, Gilbert Clayton aad and most of the others will be cordially wel comed, and as for "The Merry Monarch," its success everywhere else has aroused the keen est Interest in its Pittsburg production. A VERY handsome production of "The Dead Heart." is promised us at the Grand Opera House next week. James O'Nell has shelved for a time "Monte Cristo," and appeals to us In new clothes and in a character tbat is said to fit hira as well as it did Henry Irving who placd"lhe DcadjHcart," 200 hlgbts in Lon don. Tho play will be carefully and richly staged, and tbe supernumeraries ate being trained now for tbe production. Mr. O'Nell will be supported by Joseph E. Whitney; J. W.' Shannon, Nat. T.Jones, Miss Grace Raven and Miss Kate Fletcher. 3lJ Lidt-im'J&tet!4 i hm mi iip wiii'mpwwiw1 'iwwMMwiMi MAY REFUSETHE BEQUEST. The Conditions of tho Thaw Bequest to the Home for Aged Protestant Women Con flicts With fhe By-Laws Lady Gradu ates Lunch Society News. Thero is a possibility that the Board of Man agers of the Homo for Aged Protestant Women at Wilkinsburg will not accept the bequest of the late William Thaw, whereby he gave them the sum of 0,000, conditionally. Miss Jane Holmes, the President, when seen regarding tbe matter yesterday, said that an Executive Committee had the matter anderconsideration, and would probably appeal to Mrs. Thaw to see if they cqnld not accept tho 'money unconditionally, to do with it as might seem best. The conditions accompanying the bequest conflict with tbo rules and by-laws of the corporatlon.and Us acceptance as it now stands wonld render a complete new set of regulations a necessity. The annual meeting of tbe officers and man agers of the Home was held yesterday at Christ M. E. Church, and the reports of the various officers read, approved and ordered published. The report of Mrs. George H. Thurston, the secretary, was a lengtby and affecting one, for in it she traced the history of the Home from its inception, '20 years ago, uqwn to the present time, and paid tributes to tbe many earnest workers who bave passed to tbe other shore. Financially, the Home is free from debt, and is enabled to remain so. The year has been a prosperous and pleasing one. MID-SESSION" SEAWCE Of the Holy Ghost College, at Which JEx amlnation Results Were Announced. Results were announced yesterday in the mid-session examination of tbe pupils of Holy Ghost College. Tbe best of the papers will be sent to the Educational Department of World's Fair for competition. An interesting pro gramme was the feature of tho mid-session seance, which follows: Overture, "Optimates,"collegeorchestra;read lng of notes and application; song, "In the Star light," select choir; reading or examination re sults; grammar and second academic; instru mentaldno, "American Souvenirs, " Kev. Father Grlffln and Sir. h. Hamilton; elocution. "Battle ofHohenllnden," Charles Jaegle: reading of ex amination notes first academic and freshman class; music, "Grand Polonaise," college or chestra: elocution, "Marco Bozzarls. " Jerry Hun levy; reading of examination notes, sophomore and senior business course: sacred song, "Faint Not, Fear Hot," select choir: elocution, "My Familiar," Thomas Barry: reading or examina tion notes. Junior and senior; music selections, Kev. Father Grlffln and Mr. Hamilton. Messrs. B. Strzelczok and Al Oelgcr; elocution. "KIchard Lajur de Lion, " A. Uavln: reading or examina tion notes. German, drawing and penmanship: mnslc. "Fantasia Mexlcalne," college orches tra: song. "Listen to the Wood Bird's bong." select choir; address by the Very Kev. President; music, "Jet Black March, " college orchestra. The following pupils obtained first places at the examinations: Grammar Department-James Kennedv, Chris tian doctrine: John McClory, Christian doctrine; Thomas O'Brien, geography: Arthur Anger, grammar; Arthur Aurer, Bible history: Arthur Auger, composition: SHchaelbcanlon, arithmetic; Joeph Kress, arithmetic: Lawrence Koerner, arithmetic; Arthnr Auger, dictation; John Mc Clory. dlctatton. Second Academic l'atrick Hessou, Latin; Fred erick Miller, Litln; John Larkln. Latin; Fred erick Miller. Greek: William Lannlgin. arithme tic: M. C'lohessv, arithmetic: A dolph Meyer, book keeping: James Mcighan. bookkeeping: "M. 'lo hessy, bookkeeping: Cnarles Knmmer, vhrlstlin doctrine: Fred Good, composlllon: josepliGntfel der, composition: A. Meyer, geography: Charles Ehrenreld. grammar: TiarlesK'irenrcM. spelling. First -Arademle-JSdward McCormlck. Latin; Edward McCormlck, Gruk: diaries bheehan, bookkeeping: i liirlcs bneelian. United State hls tory;Falr!ck Ilesson.Clnlstlan doctrlne:M.Katka. grammar: M. Katka, geognphy: John Larkln, composition: .limes Lee. arithmetic. Freshman Clas Adolph Beck. Latin transla tion; Adolph Heck. Latin composition; Adolph Beck. Greek translation: Adolph Beck. Greek grammar: Thomas Barry.Latln grammar: Thomas Birry, Greek composition: Charles Frost, Chris tian doctrine: Jerry Dunlevv. English composi tion; W. Alachnlewlcz, arithmetic; A. Beck, arithmetic bopbomore Class James Nelson. Latin, Greek; C. Tomaczewskl, Christian doctrine: J.O'bhongn nessy, Christian doctrine: Joseph Uanner.sclcnee; C. Tomaczewskl. science. Kngllsh. geometry: B. titrzelczok. geometry; J. U'uhonzhnessv. geome try: Patrick lloherty, algebra: Thomas Barry, al gebra: tjoseph Danner, algebra. benlorlluilness Course William Grogan. book keeping; Thomas Cullln-in. bookkeeplng.Kngltsh; Thomas Cashing. Christian doctrine: Stephen Bookln. arithmetic. Junior Class Cxsar Tomaczewskl, Latin. Greek; Joseph Nelson, geometry, chemistry: Frldolln Frommherz. ancient nlstorv, literature, composi tion, rhetoric, history. , Senior Class William McMnllen. Latin: Will iam McMullen, cbemistrv: William McMullcn. physics: William 3IcMnllen. history: William McMullen. composition: U. MrMullen. liter ature: W. McMullen. political eennomy: Robert Lawlor, Greet: Fred Kausch. logic: William Stadelmann. Christian doctrine: John Flihtr. mathematics: James Qulnn, "Macbeth:" Thomas Glhlln. history. German Class Thomas Barry, fonrth German class; Joseph Nelson, third German class: Jnmes Qulnn. second German class; Henry Goebel and Adolph Beck, first German class. Penmaushlp Arthur Anger and John McClory, grammar class; Arthur U alsh. second academic class; M. Jtetka, first academic class: A. Meyer, second Junior business class; James Brady, first junior business class. Drawing William Stadelmann. Vlnrentlns Kydlewskl, Joseph Daley, 'Ibomas Daley, Patrick llesson. A TDIIP LUNCHEON Given by a Fair Graduate to a Bevy of Her Classmates. A coterie of Bowman Institute young ladies who graduated in '!S5 with Miss Minnie Becker' were her guests yesterday at a talip luncheon. To meet, the young ladies were two guests of honor. Miss Walker, of New York, visiting at present at the Becker home, and Miss Meek, of Bellefonntaine. Tbe dining room was a dis tractingly pretty vision, with the center piece of rich red tulips nestling amid luxuriant green adorning the table, and the candelabra shaded by canning little tulips of the same warm color, casting a red glow over tbe dainty damask covering and the delicate table service. Little scarlet souvenirs were laid beside each plate, consisting of tiny mem ento books sweetly tied with satin ribbon and bearing the gold inscription, "To be well read." Tbe luncheon was served in courses, by Kenne dy, and exactly one dozen charming maidens graced tbe table, Jll-s Nellie Becker declining the invitation to defy fate and become tbe thirteenth. Both Miss Minnie, and her sister Nellie were gowned in crimson equally becoming to either the datk eves ana bair of tbe former or the blonde loveliness of the latter. The guests of honor were attired in stylish afternoon toilets and tbe otber young ladles in chic street gowns. A fall liit of the gay company Included Miss Walker, Mis Meek. Miss McCreery, MiS3 Garland, Miss Foster. Miss Crawford, Misses Kcbccca and Mary Patterson, Miss Lewis, Miss Thompson and Hit' Cluly. A PHUiHTHEOPISrs PAIL Mrs. F. R. Brnnot 31eet With an Accident Ti hilo on a Mission of 3Iercy. The many friends of Mrs. F. B. Brnnot, who is and has been for years pre-eminent in the philanthropic work of the city, will regret to learn of the seriou? accident by which she is now confined to a bed of suffering. Last Tuesday, while engaged in the charitv work to whicn she bis devoted her life, and in the act of ringing the door bell at the Tem porary Home for Women her hand slipped, and losing her balance as a consequence, she sustained a severe fall. She waa conveyed to her home on Stockton avenue and medical a sistance summoned. It is hoped her indisposi tion will be of a brief natnre, and tbat skilled attention and careful nursing will soon restore her to health. - . A Gymnasium for Orphans. The boys of the Protestant Home in Alle gheny are living in hopes of a gymnasinm in the not distant future.- The lady managers, at their regular meeting yeuerday, dicnssed the feasibility of devoting the basement to that laudable purpose, as no other space is availa ble on the premises. The oflicers re-elected at tho annual meeting last month assnmvd posi tions at tbe meeting yesterday, and many plans for tbe stnrdy little lellows' comfort and happi ness were discussed. Social Chatter. Mas. Gilbert Rafferty gave a delightful luncheon yesterday in honor of Miss II erne, of New York. Tbe table was decorated with car nations, and other details carried out In pink, making a very attractive and harmonious effect. A mandolin orchestra played during lunch. Beautiful band-painted souvenirs were also a feature of tbe occasion, which was in its entirety one of tho most elaborate affairs ol the season. The merry travelers of the "Tourist Club" stopped long enough yesterday to luncbwtth Mrs. McCoy, their President, at her charming Wylie avenue home. The ladles of St. Klernan's Catholic Church beld their annual tea party at Lafayette Hall last evening. Mrs. Dr. nAZzanrj, of Montgomery street, will entertain friends at luncheon to-iriorrow. The Alegro Club reception at Cyclorama Hall to-night. The Chaplin-Campbell wedding at Sewlokley to-day. ' The Cole reception this afternoon, ' k3.f..-"fe.A CORKTUS C0NDENSATI0SS. In France there is a Government tax of 2 per cent levied on all bets on races. The candles at Mrs. Boger A. Pryor's receptions, in New York City, stand In candle sticks 200 years old. During the fine weather of last week several farmers near Calgary, Canada, sowed wheat as an experiment. Clay Center has an interesting curiosity In the shape of a man who is the editor of ft newspaper and the cashier ot a bank. The development of smokeless coal mines in Tonqoln shows much larger deposit than were at first believed to be possible. A Springport, Mich., man's greatest feat was tbe drinking of six barrels of elder In one winter. He actually feels proud of it It was an old lady from the rural dis tricts who said she envied boneless sardines because they never could have the rheumatism, One of tbe employes of the postal tele graph office in St. Fetersourg has invented a watch which will run 15 days at a single wind Ing. The results oi the recent expedition to Greenland prove that north of 75 the land is covered witn a sheet of ice 5,000 to 6,000 feet thick over the valleys. Tbe numerically smallest religious de nomination discovered by Porter's census takers is tbat of the Scbwankf eldlans. Thero are SOS of them and all dwell in Pennsylvania. Joseph Bond, colored, liying near Toronto, has lain in bed In the sulks for 27 years and is now approaching death, all be cause bis mother sold her farm against his will. Newfoundland is just now in the throes of a f earf nl scourge of diphtheria. One of every 12 inhabitants of St. John's Is suffering with the dread disease. The plague is not by any means confined to the cities, but seems to bave extended over the whole country. The Bockwood, Tenn., Times says: A. young lady from our sister city of Cardiff has started oat on the most sensible plan, which is becoming very popular, of riding astride on horseback. We can see no reason why this practice should not.be come tbe general custom. It was found frem careful germination tests at the Wisconsin station that the hulled grains of timothy seed neither germinate so well nor retain their vitality so long as those not bulled; also that timothy seed, when prop erly stored, is fairly reliable up to five years old. ProC Vaughn, of the Ann Arbor Uni versity, has manufactured a lymph for the cure of typhoid fever upon the same principles as Koch's lymph. He has experimented with the lymph npon small animals. He will try it upon human patients as soon as be has thoroughly tested tbe Koch lymph, 1.000 injections of which have been received at the university. A young woman of Athens detects the presence instantly of any feline that enters the room where she is. She need not see or bear the animal when it enters, bnt has intimation of its disagreeable presence bystrage sensa tions that she invariably experiences when she is brought into contact with a cat. and sbe en tertains an unconquerable repugnance to these animals. Petroleum wai discovered near the sur face at Lafayette, La., recently. Drilling was commenced at once in the hope of tapping a reservoir of the fluid. At a depth of 50 feet a bed of solid coal of fine quality was struck. The oil, which tests 58 percent pure kerosene and a small per cent of lubricating oil. naphtha and vaseline, has so far appeared only in lim ited quantities. Lucy Tiucker, colored, of Trigg county. Ky aged 105 years, has cut a fall set of new teetb, tbe old ones having decayed and disap peared about 40 years ago. She had also been nearly blind for many years, bat receatly ber sigbt began to improve, and she can now see as well as when a young woman. She is the mother of 15 children, and ha3 ninety odd grandchildren now living. The Princess Gbika, sister of Queen Natalie, has one child, a boy. So displeased i3 the Princess with the sex of tbe child, who 13 now about 9 years old. tbat she calls him by a girl's name, dresses him exactly like a little girl in frills and lace, and is bringing him op much after the fashion of girls. What the re sult of tbis treatment will be on tbe boy nature will be interesting as time goes on. Pay cars are familiar sights on Ameri can railways, but this country has not yet em ployed the locomotive in banking operations. One of toe New Zealand banks has a special car wbicb visits the rural districts, cashes checks and receives deposits. The experlmenc Is said to be nrofitable. and is a creat conven ience to settlers v. ho would otherwise be com pelled to leave their farms and visit town on numerous occasions. Great anxiety is feltin Switzerland con cerning tbe decadence of the watch-making in dustry, which, next to tbo textile industry, U the mainstay of tbe inhabitants of the country. Tbe profits are dwindling down, as the United States ana England are every vear becoming more powerful rivals in tbis field. The de mand, too. for Swiss watches is falling off con siderably in certain countries, notably in this country and In France. A bill has been introduced in the lower branch of the Minnesota Legislature providing that any pnblic officer, state, municipal or county, accepting any gifts, free pass or otber favors, no. granted to tbe general public from any railroad or otber corporation in the State, shall be held guilty of felony, and be punished by a fine not less than 1,000 nor more than $5,000. or by imprisonment in tbe State prison not less tban six months, nor more than one year, or botb. ATwhlte book is published in Berlin containing Emln Pasha's reports to tho middle of November last. They form a record of Emin's extravagance and disregard of instruc tions. He ignored tbe order to found a station on the Victoria Nyanza. and hoisted bis nag at T&bora. Emin spent 120,000 marks instead of tbe 60,000 marks allowed him. He repeatedly complains of the insufficiency of his supplies, owing to which, he says, bis men are becoming mutinous. He therefore declines responsibil ity lor tbe failure of the expedition. A recent microscopical stddy byHerr Schultz of the skin of toads and salamanders has yielded some interesting results. Thero are two kinds of glands, mucous and poison glandi. Tho former are numerous over the whole body, while the latter are on the body and limbs, and there are groups in tbe ear re gion behind tbe eye and in the salamander at the angle of the jaw. The poison glands are, of course, protective, ana tbe corrosive juice is discharged differently in toads and salamanders on stimulating electrically; In the latter it is spurted oat in a fine jet sometimes more than a foot in length; whereas in tbe toad, after Ion" action ot thecurrenr.it exndes sparingly in drops. There-is no reason for supposing that the mucous glands become poisonous. FUNNYMEN'S FANCIES. Blimmer Why is it that poets always make the barefooted farmer's boy whistle. Bubble I suppose It's so that he will keep his courage up when be goes into a stubble pasture after the cows. Chicago Timet. "Ob, madam, Jipbas just bit a man on the street!" 'What kind of a looking man was It?" "He was nearly in rags." "1'oor Jlp! Wash the darling's month out with a little eau de cologne." Judge. In view of the actions of certain Prussian dlplomates It is bard to believe that the real reason of the German refusal to admit the American bog 13 not based upon professional jealousy. Chicago Kewt. Tommy (gazing after dude) When I get to be a man, papa, will I dress like that? l'apt (severely) J o. Tommy ; not If yon get to be a man. Life. Mamma Willie, you must not spin tbat humming top of yours to-day. This Is San day. Willie (whirling It agaIn)-That's; all right, mamma. It's humming a Sunday school tune. Chicago Tribune. Young Husband Here's the old chestnut about a rose being Just as sweet by any other name, it's a lie: it wouldn't. Young WHe Fray, what difference could the name make? Young Husband Well, here's your own case. Two monthJ ago, yon were Miss Catcblm. and Moses! how sweet yoa were! and now you're Mrs. Qottlm, and-Jerusa!em!-.Bofo7 Courier. At 10 she jumps the rope and performs on a trapeze. That Is the age or action. At 20 she lolls on a sofa or hammock and reads novels. That Is the age or passion. At 30 she wields tbe slipper or stove poker, according to the slie of the subject. That Is the age or reaction. And vet they say tbat action and reaction are equal and opposite In effects. Buffalo Sxpret. The report giving the quantity of distilled liquors used in works of arCetc, In Texas shows that only 2, 101 gallons ol high wines were con sumed, whereas of soar mash, old Bourbon, rye and such like, wo devoted to art during the year 90.860 gallons and upward. Tbe wide difference is readily accounted for when we remember that only a few drops or wine are needed to make the cheeks red and rosy, bat that the young men use a whole gallon of-low wines to paint the town red after the party breats np and they corns in Irom the subarbs.-2aJ!ar, Tex,, Xewt. ramfciffaittTTrTriarTT,T'