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Including Sunday, lm'th 90 bcxDAT DisrATcn, One Year '50 Weekly Dietatcu, One Tear. 1 3 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 3fcentspcrwceV, or Including Sunday edition, at ICcents per -week. PITTSBURG. SATURDAY, JAN. 31, 189L TWO OF THE CONCLUSIONS. While it seems impossible to fix responsi bility for the' Mammoth mine horror, the facts brought out make certain conclusions clear. A leading Eastern paper quotes a statement of one of the officers, "that no safety lamps were used in the mines, and that the flow of gas was expected," and then proceeds to comment on the criminal care lessness shown by that statement, which as sumes that shape simply because au error has turned theJword "unexpected" into ex actly the opposite sense. All the reports establish a practical agree ment that the precautions used were more than are usually adopted in coal mining. An order of the coke company, issued after the Hill Farm mine disaster last year, called upon mine superintendents to "make the safety and lires of our employes onr first and most important business." The high stand ard wai set to "always do more than the law requires." This particular mine was recog nized throughout the Connellsville region as remarkably safe and free from gas; yet not withstanding that feeling of safety, it was in spected on the morning of the explosion. Unless some new facts are developed, it will be a legitimate conclusion that everything was doue which is contemplated by the pres ent system as necessary for the protection of the miners. Yet the awful fact is attested by the wiping out of 112 lives at a single blast that existing precautions are not sufficient. The Hill Farm disaster unites with this one to show that these subterranean industries must be prosecuted under liability at any moment to strike a pocket or reservoir of explosive ma terial, which may work most terrible havoc "While the industrial needs of humanity may necessitate the prosecution of mining work under these hazards, it certainly requires that whatever means there are for lessening this awful dancer should be adopted. "With that fact in view the demands of the miners published in yesterday's Dispatch are worthy of careful consideration. Another precaution to which The Dispatch has often referred, but which, we believe, miners are even more loth to adopt than mine owners, should be considered. If the use of naked lamps had been forbidden in all mines, it is not certain no disaster would have occurred; but it is certain that the chances of escape would have been immeasurably increased. It is the clearest lesson of this jast awful event that no precaution which can give the miner an additional chance of escape from the dangers thus revealed can be too stringently required or too faithfully applied. CHOOSE BETTER ASSESSORS. County valuations on real estate, furnish ing the basis for taxes, have been so notor iously uneven and unjust for many years that the circular from the Commissioners asking for the election of men of judgment and integrity as assistant assessors this year is a timely calk A false idea exists in some minds that it is only a venial sin to escape taxation if the assessors can be got to return property below its market value. It is not necessary to expose the sophistry and un worthmessof this view where the County Treasurer alone is concerned, but it is worth while to notice that every penny which one man succeeds in shirking through a false vaiuatiou has to bo laid upon the shoulders of his neighbor who is fair enough to make a right return. The evil can only be cor rected by choosing a more conscientious lot of assessors. As for the Commissioners, 'they will do their share in the work of re vision, provided the voters give thctp. the ritrht kind of assessors to get the necessary data from. A PLATFORM AVOWAL. The Republican press as a rule is engaged in an effective arraignment of the Demo cratic disoosition to reduce the currency to a silver basis. The Dispatch has already given its reasons for regarding the free sil ver coinage proposition injurious and wrong. The same reasons command our approval of the general attitude of the Republican organs. But our Republican cotemporaries should Cifiil not be too strenuous in claiming superior party virtue on this subject. Their im peachment of the Democrats for demagogy in adopting what is supposed to be a popu lar demand for silver, is solidly met by the following quotation from the Republican national platform of 1888: "We believe in the free use of gold and silver as money, and we denounce the present administra tion for its hostility to silver." In this declaration we have the highest assurance that at that time the Republican party was the friend of silver and the Demo cratic administration was its enemy. If the position of things has changed, and the Democrats are the friends and the Republi cans its enemies, the previous state of affairs must mitigate the Republican statements of the heinousness of the Democratic course. The commentary of the present position on the Republican platform of 1888, is that party attempts to conciliate votes without regard to principles are curses that come home to roost. THE NEW IMMIGRATION. Immigration statistics exhibit a marked change. It is significant that the total of immigration last year was 491,026, against 426.712 in 1889, but the immigrants from those countries from which, informer times, we drew most largely, now show a marked falling off. The immigration from Ireland is reduced 7,500; from Scotland, 1,600; from England and Wales, 70,000; Germany, Den mark and France each show a Blight in crease. But the greatest increase is from Italy, from which country the immigration has grown from 29,600 iu 18S9 to 62,492 in 1S90; and from Bohemia, Hungary, Austria, Poland and Russia with an increase of 5,000 to 15,000 in each nationality. Thus there has appeared a large addition to our population of races, utterly foreign to our institutions, ignorant of our language and much more so of our laws; peculiarly liable to the depredations of the unscrupu lous, and consequently productive of a greater proportion of pauperism. The race question is considered in the South a grave one because of the presence of the colored people there; but to an impartial mind, the ability of the colored people to gain a com prehension of the duties of citizenship will compare favorably with the same ability among the Poles, Italians and Slavs, whom we are now receiving by the tens of thousands. We need cot discredit the power of our institutions to assimilate and utilize foreign elements in order to recognize the necessity of special promotive steps. It is evident that our immigration laws are not at pres ent aiming in the right direction. They deal with the circumstances of immigration, when the real criterion should be its charac ter. Whether immigrants come here by contract or are assisted may be of import ance, but not so much r.as whether they are intelligent, industrious, law-abiding and frugal. It is typical of our national char acter that New England, New York and Pennsylvania were founded by assisted im migrants; and up to the last generation some of the most desirable elements of our popu lation were of the class that landed in this country with no better capital than hardi ness, industry and intelligence. It may be a difficult matter to establish a system that will test such qualities in our immigration; but, at the worst, inspection could not be a greater farce than the present loosely drawn law with regard to contract and assisted immigration. Another thought is of importance. The great mass of the Polish, Hungarian and Italian'immigrants, either by force of cir cumstances or by design, go to work on streets, railroads, and into common labor about mines and manufactories. There they are peculiarly liable to the depredations of the unscrupulous and form a floating and almost proletarian element of onr popula tion. Yet the vast majority of these immi grants were iu their native country an agri cultural class. If their efforts could be directed to agriculture here, it would be more intelligently applied and yield better results both to the laborers and to the com munity. Beyond that, if our Italian and Polish sojourners to whom the proprietor ship ot a few acres in their own country meant wealth, conld be made to see that our system permits them to become land owners and farmers, it might inspire them with more affection for our laws. When a large share of our Eastern acreage is going without thorough tillage for lack of labor, there is a good deal of pertinence in the suggestion that measures to divert the new class of immigration in that direction would be well worth the trial. CHINESE BRIGANDAGE. The few Chinese in this section of country are generally quiet and undemonstrative. They rarely exhibit passion unless tor mented by the ever-present small boy. But advices from China show the other side of Chinese character and demonstrate the ex istence of a criminal class in the Celestial empire of very vicious character. Riots, piracy and attacks upon the Christian popula tion are amongthe violent projects of the vil lainous Mongolians. A recent attack made upon a lady missionary was an example of barbaric cruelty. The lady was traveling quietly in a boat when she was captured by pirates, robbed of all valuables, even to her hair pins. What the robbers did not want they threw into the river. And finally they maltreated the lady. THE DEAD SECRETARY. The sudden death of Secretary Windom yesterday is a profound commentary on the uncertainties of life and the exhausting na ture of public effort. If Mr. Windom had confined his efforts to the less taxing and uneventful work of private life it may be presumed the heart trouble which caused his death would not have been developed. The work the Secretary did both in the Sen ate and at the Treasury Department yielded greater results. Life cannot be trulv meas ured by years so much as by achievements. Secretary Windom's place iu our public records is especially noticeable as to finance and business legislation. Asa Senator bis report on inland transportation constituted the first public! recognition of national in terests involved in the regulation of railway transportation. It fixed the starting point for what has since become a national issue. Iu his short term as Secretary of the Treas ury under President Garfield he signalized his services there by the arranzetuent which he made for extending the entire amount of Government bonds then doe and outstanding at a low rate of interest to be redeemable at the option of the Government the most favorable arrangement of a Government loan ever made up to that time. His unfinished term of Secretary ot the Treasury has al lowed little opportunity for such wholesale strokes of financial policy. It has been chiefly noted for the attempt to dispose of the Government surplus, for the advantage of the Treasury andwithout ton much hamp ering the banking system. At the same time the Secretary .had attempted to mark oat a silver policy which -'should be-a com promise. Both of those difficult ana intrl- cate problems may have bad no inconsider able effect on his health. Secretary Windam was not of the class of public men who force themselves on the public attention either by the brilliant na ture of their publio utterances or the strik ing character of their policy. He was of the conservative and moderate school. His policy was of the tentative or compromise class rather than of the bold sort which ap peals to the public by its picturesqueness. He was essentially a business Secretary and Senator. In late years his course was more favorable to the especial interests of capital and corporate organization than in his early career; but in a public life of twenty years no serious or definite allegations affecting his integrity have ever been made. His sudden death will present to the President a task of remarkable difficulty in finding a competent successor. While the late Secretary's course was open to the freest criticism, it is very much to be doubted whether any man just now available for his place can deal with those complicated issues with as near au approach to success as he did. MUCH SMOKE, LITTLE FIRE. The rejection by the House at Harrisburg yesterday of a severe resolution of censure upon Senator Cameron shows how much more smoke than fire there has been in the hubbub over his vote on the elections bill. In a general way the Republican legislators of the State want to be considered strictly orthodox in their partyism. They shrink with apprehension from appearing reluctant to follow the lead of President Harrison, Mr. Soar and Speaker Reed upon the Southern question, particularly where a brilliant prospectus of benefits to the party has been advertised. If it was a thorough knowledge and admiration of the provisions of the bill itself which animated them a full conviction that it was a vital measure and a wise one no ties of personal friend ship or fealty to Cameron could justly with hold them from adopting just such a resolu tion as was offered. The fact of the matter, however.is thattheir attitude for the bill has been almost wholly factitious. It proceeded merely from respect to leaders' authority, and from belief that almost any law aiming at correction of abuses in the South should have support when recommended by the heads of the ad ministration. When Cameron was taken to task as by yesterday's proposal for censure, the House by voting down the proposal practically conceded his right to take a dif ferent view of the elections bill, and even to express that view by opposing its progress. The result puts Senator Cameron in no better attitude so far as concerns his duplic ity in greasing the Senatorial election by permitting his friends to pledge him to a measure he did not intend to support. But it puts the House itself in the more de fensible attitude of leaving a United States Senator some freedom of judgment upon national matters and of not assuming that two or three men however high in the coun cils of the party shall rule it absolutely, or that their measure for dealing with election abuses is necessarily the best that can be offered, and may not under any circum stances whatsoever be retarded, amended, or in any ways antagonized. Edwaed Bellamy is about to start a daily paper. Whether it Is rnn on the plan of Government control or not, may be an inter esting question: bat it is a certainty that if Bellamy wants to make his paper go he can not do so by "Looking Backward." Charles Bbadlaugh's death ends a career made more prominent by becoming in volved with a principle of public right than fo. personal views. Merely as an infidel, Brad laugh would never have obtained the fame given him by becoming the exponent of the right of constituencies to send exactly the class of men they choose to represent them, without reference to their beliefs. For a long time this right was denied in England; but Bradlaugh's persistence finally triumphed. The progress of liberality since then is shown by the action of Parliament, with the snpport of both parties, in expunging from the record the motion ex cluding Bradlaugb for his beliefs. Whatever inquiries the President may make as to whether Pennsylvania is a Repub lican State, it is possible to answer that the resolutions of a certain Legislature on the snb. jectof the force bill call attention to the fact that Indiana is not. TnE Philadelphia Press recognizes the advance of speculation by editorially calling attention to tbe fact that it gives the quotation for Calcutta exchange in its financial columns. But on searching that column we fail to find any quotation further than the statement that "India Council bills were alloted at a decline of 1-32 per rupee," which is of little value to the statesman desiring to make a tarn in silver. Tbe esteemed Press should not give the word of promise to tbe ear of the silver speculators and then break it to the sense after this fashion. Senator Vilas, of Wisconsin, is the latest notification to the Republican leaders that a representative of the Cleveland adminis tration will be ready to resume offensive parti sanship in the Upper House of the next Con gress. What will be taken by all people as a good sign without regard to partisanship, is furnished by the statement the school attend ance in tbe South has increased from 16.4 per cent of the population In IES0, to 18.7 per cent in 1890. The education of therising generation, especially when It Is so general as these figures show, will prove eventually to be tbe only cer tain and complete method of settling tbe polit ical problems of that section. And it will settle tbe race issue much more thoroughly than any number of elections bills can. The announcement of Jones, who pays tbe freight, that bo is in the field for tbe Demo cratic nomination for Governor of New York is evidently based on tbe hope that active and early competition will result in cut rates. The deadly parallel is doing its fell work rather more prominently than usual when It is discovered that Benjamin Harrison as Senator, in introducing tbe bill establishing tbat Alaska court, stated practically the view which the administration of President Harrison is op posing to prevent tbe hearing of tbe British case by tbe Supreme Court. Tho full effect ot this complication may convert tbe President to tbe support of tbe unwritten rule that Senators had better not become Presidents. ' Ex-Senator Tabor is reported to have made $15,000,000 ont of recent mining deals. The ex-Senator must have felt the need of laying in a new stock of night shirts and opera houses. Speaking of the political demonstration ! by which tbe Woods' Run contingent earned notoriety, the Providence 2elegfam says: "The disgruntled fire-eaters relieved their feelings by burning Senator Cameron in effigy." We have to inform our cotemporaries from abroad that they must not commit the mistake of rank ing the politicians of Woods' Bun among the mere fire-eaters. They never satisfy their ap petite in that line with anything less than mol ten iron. The old fashioned winter will have to ! Tint iti!f in evidence more strongly than at j present to prove it is not one of the modern and soft variety. The prompt squelching ot that resolution in the Legislature calling 'Upon Cameron to re sign indicates t&attho members of that honor ablo bodv are too minaf ol of tholr alleged obli- THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, gations to the Senator to be permanently alien ated by a little eccentricity like "a vote to pro ceed with public business, or a slight matter like a speculation in silver. PERSONAL MENTION. Matob Hugh J. Grant, of New York, and party have arrived at St. Augustine, Fla, They will try the fishing and hunting in the Land of Flowers. Senator Carlisle is now 55 years old. He is of medium height and ratber spare in figure. His movements are easy and graceful, and his genial manner quickly puts bis visitors at their case. John .Noble, the English millionaire var nish maker, left bis son, Wilson Noble, present member of Parliament, an annual income, with tbe proviso tnat 10.000 a year shall be struck off if he shall fail to be re-elected. JUDOE Peffer, wbo succeeds Ingalls in the Senate from Kansas, is a Mason, a Knight of Labor and a member of tbe Episcopal Cburcb. He wears a long, fall beard tbat gives him the venerable appearance of a patriarch. Rev. Iel Hicks predicts tbe coming of the bitterest cold wave of the winter between Feb ruary 1 and February & Tbis tallies with the prediction of Prophet Beebe, of Connecticut, save that tbe latter extends the limit to the 15th. Mrs. Rider Haggard, like Mrs. Stanley, complains that American women keep their houses too warm. When tho thermometer reaches 70 in a drawinc room it gives her a headache, and even a temperature of 65 she considers too warm for comfort. Sir Edwin Arnold's quaint home in Japan has become a Mecca for English tourists wbo visit the Mikado's country on tbelr way to America. Tho distinguished Englishman's hospitality is becoming proverbial, for his guests are entertained in a truly regal way. Oscar Wilde looks more like a respectable member of society than he used to look. His long locks have been shorn by tbe barber and the only harmony in color he devotes his atten tion to nowadays is that existing between his gray-blue trousers and his necktie of similar hue. Lord Londonderry, the ex-Lord Lieuten ant of Ireland, is a prominent turfman and a forward saddle in the hunting field. His wife is a handsome and stately woman, whose prin cipal occupation is practical charity, into cases of which she examines with personal care and attention. Olivia Golibart, the young Baltimore society girl who is about to venture into theatrical life, is a pretty' and ratber small brunette. Her eyes are dark, and her bair, black as ink, falls to her waist. In figure sbe is attractive, and she dances well. She has ap peared in many amateur theatrical perform ances in her native city. PE0GEEES IN AFBICA. A Labor Saving Device Introduced by the King of Dahomey. Chicago Globe.1 No more gratifying symptom of the progress ot civilization in darkest Africa has recently been given than tbe order received tbe other day by aprominenthardnare firm in Marseilles, France, from His Highness the "King of Dahomey for a new guillotine with all the modern improvements. Heretofore the royal autocrat of the fever coast has slaughtered his victims in a crude and illiterate fashion, slicing them through the cervical vertebrae with a clumsy sword, which soon grew dull and occasioned a good deal of hacking and pulling and bad lan guage, all of which was calculated to mar the festivity. With a good working guillotine the King of Dabomey can behead three times as many captives as before. It is really a labor saving device, and in neatness, thoroughness and dispatch it is much better than could be done by hand. Of coarse, the ignorant executioners, who know nothing of political economy, will stren uously object to having tbe bread taken oat of their mouths by tbe new machine, but it is to be hoped tbat bis royal highness will not hearken'to them. Tbey must learn, as the civ ilized workingman has learned, tbat in tbe saving of labor by machinery all labor is directly benefited. A few copies of John Stuart Mills' works should be sent out with the guillotine to make this point plain. UNDEEGEOUNB WIEES. Philadelphia Has Tried Them and Found Them a Complete Success. Philadelphia Inquirer, The statement in Chief Walker's report, that 1,351 miles of electric wires were put under ground last year, and that all whether tele graph, telephone or electric light wires have worked to the utmost satisfaction, ought to be enough to settle the question once and for all. Some of these are private wires and some be long to the city, but all are doing their work perfectly, free from the accidents that befall overhead wires, making themselves neither a nuisance nor a danger to the public and cost ing nothing for repairs. Is not this enough tor a sample lotT There are now wires in the city tbat have been .buried for years and are still doing as good service as the day they were put down. Conduits can now be bad which preserve the wires, give them perfect insulation and prevent all the troubles that afflicted the early experiments with buried wires. This is not a declaration of theory: it is a simple statement of fact, at tested by the official returns of the men who have tbe matter in cuarge,'and this being the case, why should not tbe ordinances be en forced and all tne wires buried forthwith. The Last Laugh Always Best. Toledo Commercial. Trading in Argentine securities In order to become Independent of tbe United States for meat supply, has led European financiers to consider that Sonth American competition with North America is attended with losses not made up from cheap cattle and hides. Hence American meat is growing in favor among those who prohibited its use several years ago on sanitary grounds. American meat is much healthier since South American securities have become so unhealthy. Those laugh best who laugh last. The Print Shop Jcfler. St. Panl Globe. In more than one respect is William Alfred Peffer. the choice of the Kansas Alliance for Senator, a lucky individual. Not only has he been chosen to fill tbe Senatorial buskins of John J. Ingalls, bnt the erratic, epigrammatic, poetical paragrapher is estoDped from rhyming catch-as-catch-can upon his'name. Aside from "heifer" and "Scheffer," the vocabulary Is limited. Preparation for Congressional Duties. Butte City Miner. The Alliance having refused to consider Socktess Simpson as a candidate for the United States Senate because of the fact tbat he has already been elected to Congress, it is hoped that he will take a bath and prepare for bis Congressional duties by buying a pair of socks. Of Use to Ingalls. Washington Post. ' Judge Peffer, who has just found his way in, is tho 'author of a book entitled "Tbe Way Out." He should present Senator Ingalls with a copy. DEATHS OP A DAY. Mrs. Harriet E. Phillips. rFrECLU- TBLXOKAJt TO IHI nutPATCrt. KrwARK. O.. Jan. SO. Tbe death of Mrs. Har riet K. Phillips, nee Stevens, Is announced. Tor 13 years and one termhe was a teacher In the schools here. Some time In 1SS9 she was -wedded toT. W. Phillips, a leading attorney ot this city. Humane Agent 'William Moyer. rprXCIAt, TTLEPllAM TO TUIt DISPATCH.- Johnstown, Jan. so. Humane Agent V Uliam Moyer. of this place, died at a late hour this even ing from pneumonia. As Mr. Sharrctt, tne other scent, resigned a lew days ago, this leaves the society wltnout a representative here. Mrs. John B. Sheridan. The estimable wife of ex-Councilman John B. Sheridan, of tbe Ninth ward, died yesterday, after a short and. as yet, unexplalnablc Illness, bho leaves six children andmany mends to monrn her ions. Mrs. W. J. McKay. lH.lAl. TKI.MSIIA11 Tll'TIIKT.Isr'ATCIJ.: OnoE CITY, Jan. SI. Mrs. McKay, wire or ex-Treasurer V. J. McKar. died suddenly at her homo near town to-day, of heart disease. Mrs. Thomas BalL TtoaEXCE, Jan. ?0. Mrs. "Half, wife or Thomas ' Ball,' the American iculptor, died here to-dayi. SATURDAY, JANUARY LESSONS 0FJHE PAST. The Fourth of the Series of the Letters to Young Citizens Opportunities of the Fathers Some Suggestions for the Till ers of the Soli. The personality of the teacher colors the les sons he imparts: his environment affects favor ably or unfavorably the force of bis instruc tion. Given a young teacher of great mate rial resources and energy of character; given too, a wide opportunity in an unlimited field who can measure the results to the willing stu dent? Such a teacher is our National life; such an environment our material domain, our freedom and our peculiar opportunity. Two lessons have been Impressed upon my mind with special force one, economic one, edu cational. First A domain, by reason of surface eleva tions, and of the influence of oceanic currents, of tbe greatest possible diversity of climate, a soil unsurpassed in fertility; forests of great variety: mines producing metals and minerals answering every need of man; harbors welcom ing tbe commerce of all nations; interior water ways for easy transfer of tho products of field, forest and mine; a people ot sturdy ances try combining the best elements of the most in telligent races of men. without a civil yoke, free from social distinctions, and permitted to make tbe most of themselves In ways of their own choosing with sucb an environment, who can wander at tne unexampled prosperity of the pastT There is in it, however, a lesson of warning. Opportunities of the Fathers. Tho young citizen of to-day will not find an op portunity such as his fathers enjoyed. Fertile land was theirs for the asking. Tbe most fer tile lands have already been appropriated. For ests have been stripped of much of tbe best timber. Mines yield their products only in re sponse to increased labor. In accumulation of vast wealth by the few, the cream of onr re sources has been skimmed. Tbe possession of wealth makes its increase easy. Its possessors assume leadership in society and in legislation. The elevation of the few makes tho position of the many undesirable and hard to be borne. Sons reared in luxury can not readily bring themselves to accept the conditions of labor which attend tbelr setting ont in lite. By rea son of increased density of population the stress of competition increases. For widening desire there is a narrowing opportunity, narrowing in surface, but of great depth for him who is will ing to dig. This apparently pessimistic view will take on an optimistic coloring, if we are wise betimes and heed one lesson most plainly taught waste less. Waste less energy in wide search for an easy road to wealtb. and apply tbe energy we retain to a better husbanding of resources we already possess. Lavish Use of Nature's Gratuities. Tho competition which has made itself felt in manufacturing and commercial industries has compelled the learning of tbe lesson waste no utility of whatever material is bandied. But in agriculture, which lies at tho foundation of all industries, tho lesson has not yet been fully learned. Imnroved machinery has enconraged more extensive cnltivation rather than a more intensive nse of what is possessed. The most lavish use of nature's gratuities has pre vailed in our rural communities. Tbe pur chase of adjoining land on credit, with the burden of interest crushing out tbe possible sweetness of a rural home and driving tbe sons and dangbters into the excitements and dan gers of city life, has resulted in great waste to tbe man left alone in bis years, with f arm'im plements exposed to the weather, crops bring ing only the return of a credit upon a note's interest, poor stock exposed to tbe peltings of the storm, tbe exterior beauty of tbe home gone with many of its former interior com forts. Tbe leisure which farm machinery has made possible must be nsed not in breaking and fencing more land, but in more Intensive cult ure of smaller areas, in better care of crops while growing and after harvesting, in wiser selection and better housing of stock, in sav ing fertilizers which intelligent farming finds profitable. The farmer must imitate the manufacturer, whose success he envies, in turning to account every utility found in the soil and in Its varied products. The Study of Agriculture. Where agriculture is studied as thoroughly as other industries it becomes both attractive and profitable. Farm areas now under cultiva tion mav be made trebly productive by antici pating methods of cultivation which tbe near future will compel us to adopt. Second Discomforts in rural life on one hand, and glittering promises of rapid gain on the other, have lured to manufacturing and commercial cities a mass of immature mind by no means fitted to succeed either in leading or subordinate positions. For this immaturity our defective systems of education are some what at fault. We have planned In our schools too much for tbe benefit of those who seek release from tbe homlier arts and who aspire to professional life. There is need of directive power in tbe widely varied industries of the land as well as in the pulpit, upon the farm, at tho sick bed and in the halls of legislation. The latter need not be ignored, but shonld not supplant the former. Through the homely (home-like) in dustries there is needed the infusion of refining influences, that both process and product may be rendered more attractive. Tbis nation will reach the height of its ambition in control of forelgn markets for its surplus only as it pre sents attractive ways. The aesthetic In prac tical life needs cnltivation. The artisan must be able to plan beautiful things and to work after his own plan. The training of the mind to conceive, and of the eye to perceive the beautlful.and the training of tbe band to trans late conception into reality will lead to the ac quisition of directive power. Labor will be re garded as honorable, just in proportion as one takes delight In the product of his own labor. A Wider Itange of Selection. Our new education must have its foundation in industry, its development in useful employ ments, its inspiration in tbe worth of a virtuous character. Every modification in onr present system must be wrought from above. Higher institutions must open the way for a wider range of selection, and thus encourage secondary schools to vary their courses of study, which shall in turn attract tbe ele mentary schools on the line of their possibili ties and of the pieferences of their patrons. Some universities and colleges have already recognized the need and have provided the means to meet it. Too many still cling to the old lino of prescription and prepare only for the "learned professions." Why not enter in our vocabulary learned, occupations? Leaders in educational thought may bring about such a result If they will. If men will think more tbey will waste less. The masses need training more than filling with knowledge. In every great crisis in our national history there has. appeared from among tbe people a leader, not with the gaudy trappings ot wealth, but with directive power born of sound sense and permeated with virtuous purpose. Wash ington and Lincoln are cases in point. Like opportuuity may never appear to the young citizen, but some opportunity for the best that is in him is in his future. It behooves him to be ready at the "supreme moment." I know of no lessons moro important than waste less think more. Virtuous living prevents waste. Honest labor finds earnest tbonght profitable. JosiAll L. Pickabd, LL D., President Iowa State Unlversitv. A NATIONAL SALON. A Plea for a Great Art Exhibit for the United States. New York Sta-.l Tho art associations In this city and elscwhcro are all doing a good work in their respective ways. But from the very circumstances of tbelr wholly local character their usefulness .must always bo within restricted limits. An enterprise tbat will take up tbe work where these institutions stop, And that will do for the whole country what is now being done in a desultory manner for separate communities, is undoubtedly needed. There is a place for It: there is work for it to do? and without it art interests in the United States will not make the progress that they should. Kelp the"Nccly. .Boston Globe! One hundred and ten persons killed in tbe Pennsylvania mine disaster! Pity is cheap; who will give It 'free coinage, Into "dollars for the many dependent onesT 31, 1S9L BOMAH0E OF AH J LECTION. A Pretty Girl Sent John J. Ingalls to the United States senate. -Denver, Col., Jan. 3a Barney O'Driscoll, a prominent mine owner from Silverton. while discussing the Kansas situation in the Windsor lobby last night said: ''John J. Ingalls would never have been elected to the United States Senate had it not been for a pretty girl." After some coaxing Dnscoll was prevailed upon to tell tbe story, which Is as follows: "Twenty-five years ago I was a resident of Doniphan county.Kansas, and in the fall of 1872 was chosen Representative Irom tbat district on tbe Democratic ticket. There were two candidates In tno field for United States Sena tor Ingalls and 'Old Beans' Pomeroy. Pome roy was well known and an ex-Senator with a large following, while Ingalls was compara tively unknown. Our side being hopelessly in the minority we cut no figure in the contest, but I went to the capital in January. 1873. with instructions to cast the solid Democratic vot for any good, clean man put up. and of course I was looked upon as the keystone to the situ ation. "Iniralls had been accused of attempting to bribe Judge Delehay, and bis opponents were using this against him. Just betore tbe caucus Governor Osborne saw the daughter of Judge Delehay. wbo was tbe belle of the State, and fell madlv in love with her. lie raved over ber and asked one of Ingalls' friends to introduce him. The friend replied: 'O'Driscoll will vote for Ingalls If this bribery business is cleared up, and if you will do it vnu sball have the intro duction.' The Executive agreed. "I was sent for and received the following explanation: Judge Delehay sometimes took too much toddy, and while in tbat playful con dition caused by an overdose of stimulants bad thrown one of Ingalls' cases out of court. The latter went to Osborne, who was a more ex perienced lawyer, and employed him to set tbe case reinstated. He gave Osborne $300 for doing tbe work, but for some reason the matter was never clearly stated and Ingalls rested un der the cloud. I went into the session next day and cast the vote that elected Ingalls. Os borne was introduced to and one year after ward married the pretty girl who made Ingalls Seator." INSANITY CTJBABLE. The New York Commission Holds It Is a Physical Malady. Baltimore San. Under the act of the Legislature passed last year New York is gradually relieving the county almshouses of tbe care of the insane and gathering them into State asylums, where the patients will have a better chance of treatment and cure. Tbis move seems to be an advance and improve ment on the system put in operation some years ago, by which insane people classed as incurable were, taken from the county poor houses, colonized in large institutions, and subjected to intelligent and humane treatment, with very gratifying results in many cases. Perhaps, too, it was experience in this first colonizing scheme and the development of its possibilities tbat suggested the later system, the basis of which Is an assumption of cura bility, not of incurability. As the law of 1890 Is understood, "its great beneficent feature" is its practical denial of the idea of the incurability which prevailed under tbe almshouse and the original colonizlngplans. Iu a report just made by the New York State Commission in Lunacy, insanity Is held to be "a physical malady and therefore cur able." Tbe theory "that a definite period can be set when Insanity becomes incurable" is vigorously opposed by tbe commission. In place of the older assumptions and practice is substituted tbe idea that tbe most humane, in telligent and scientific care of the insane is the most apt to result iu cure or amelioration, and at the same time is the most economical from all standpoints. BIG MONET. Total Amount of Cash In Circulation Throughout the World. The approximate amount of money in actual circulation in the United States, as estimated by Director of tbe Mint Leech in tbn New York Commercial Bulletin, is 1,624.090,215. The amount of paper money in circulation, which represents in round number tbe legal-tenders outstanding less the 5100,000,000, against which gold is held in tbe Treasury to secure them National bank notes outstandingand silver cer tificates Issued under tbe recent silver act is 5410,000,000. While the latter, notes issued were in purchase of silver bullion, they are redeem able in either gold or silver coin, and the amount now outstanding is 28.000,000. He further estimates that the amount of all kinds of money in active circulation in the world is $9,995,600,000. Of tbis amount 2.448. 000,000 is paper uncovered by bullion or coin of any kind. Russia, of tbe leading countries, has tbe largest amount of uncovered paper In circulation, which is $300,000,000, while the amonnt of her metallic money is 250; 000.000. of which but $60,000,00 is gold. France has the largest amount of specie, aggregating $1,600,000,000, while her paper money is but $'JO,000.000. The circulating me dium of India is almost wholly silver, aggregat ing 900,000,000, with an additional amonnt of $28,000,000 of uncovered paper.' In tbe amount of uncovered paper money the United States ranks second, in gold second and in silver fourth. THE INDIAN TB0TJBLES. Gist of the Government Policy With the Bed Man. February Forum. , Most people are under the impression tbat we are paying large sums of money every year out of the Public Treasury for the support ot the Indians. It will doubtless be a surprise to sucb to learn that a very large part of tbe money ap propriated by Congress for tbe Indian service belongs to tbe Indians and is held in trust for them; so that in fact we are, to that extent, merely giving them their own. The regnlar Indian bill generally appropriates about So. 000, 010. But after deducting the money which tbe Government only holds in trust and the neces sary expenses of transportation and distribu tion. It will be found, by careful examination of tbe accounts, that the Indians get from tbe Government for their subsistence only about $7 per capita yearly, or a fraction less than 2 cents a day. Tbe pay of the army amounts to about $1,000 per annum for each soldier. The principal business of these soldiers is to prevent Indian outbreaks. We thus limit tbe Indian to 2 cents per day for food, makinghlm sufficiently hungry and desperate to commit some depreda tion, so tbat tbe soldier may have something to do to earn his pay. Tbis we dignify with the title of statesmanship; but from a common sense, business standpoint it looks very much like saving at the spigot and wasting at the bung-hole. Few to Mourn for It. Philadelphia Ledger, Ind. Amone tbe 12,000,000 of adult men in tbe United States we do not believe there are 1.200. outside of those oflicially or professionally en gaged In party politics, who lcel any serious disappointment or regret tbat the Federal elec tions bill has been turned down. On tbe con trary, there Is an overwhelming experience of satisfaction in tbe hope tbat there is a let-up for this session at least, and that Congress can go to work unhindered bv tbat bill, transact the necessary business of tbe country, and" thU5,relieve It of the agitation and nuisance of an extra session for politics only. Not an Honorable Means. Philadelphia Kccord. Dem.J A resolution bas . been adopted in both branches of tbe Legislature asking the Penn sylvania Senators to use all- honorable means tor the passage of tbe Federal elections bill. No doubt if that corpse could be raised from the dead: the Pennsylvania Senators would obey instructions. But there is nothing in the resolution to prevent them from voting against gag rule. That is not an honorable means of procuring the passage of political legltlation, Su far Mr. Cameron's withers are ufiwrung. Pittsburg's Commendable Odd M'ay. New York Commercial Advcrtl.er.3 Pittsburg, tho home of natural gas, now boasts of an actual airship. This particular aeroplane has an advantage over many com petitors in the fact that a small model of it has been made and actually floated In tbe air while molt of these things are floated on "paper" or "water." Good Horse Sense Wanted. rndlanipollsScnUncl.1 It Is to ba huppil that Amcrlran Hore, who is the spokesman of the delegation of 14 Indians that goes to Washington to present Its griev ances to the Great Father, will confine himself to a discussion of tbe matter in hand, and not indulge la the usual Kind of American hone- taiic .- : r OUR MAIL POUCH. A Protest Against Brick Pavements. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Having an Interest in roy native city, Pitts burg, where I spent tbe last holidays, I wish to inaugurate, or agitate, a movement against the most objectionable feature of your city. That is, your horrible brick pavements. As I was with you Uaring tbe late snow storms, and suffered all the miseries that your citizens experience in wintry weather, and hav ing returned to New York City (where I have lived for the pat 23 years) In time to be here for the late terrible snow storm we have bad, and when I compare our streets, now clean three days after tbis tseat snowstorm, with your brick pavements when I left, weeks after your storm, I cannot resist expressing my ab horrence for brick pavements, which absorb and hold all .lampness, and hold It as ice when frozen. It Is well known that a brick will absorb its weight of vtater, and hold it longer than any other composition. In build ing a brick house no one wjguld think of start ing with the bricks until the stone foundation is raised above tbe ground. Yet your city ordi nances allow brick pavements in ynur streets under your feet, tbe most unhealthy f eaturevt your city. We can stand smoke, drink Alle gheny rirer water, but Hygiae revolts against brick pavements. A city ordinance compelling all new pavements to be of stone flag, or stone cement, and all worn out or condemned pave ments compelled to be replaced with sucb, would be more benefit to your city than any thing your "city fathers" can enforce. lam not a politician, but wilL say that the Council mau wbo will introduce such a bill can draw on me for anything from a bottle of ink tor a case of champagne for the benefit of old Pitts burg. ' Elbon, Sinclair Hotel, Nzw York, Jan. 23. One Anxious Inquirer Answered. To the Editor of The Dispatch: The passenger steamer Diadem was built in the year I860, Thomas Rogers, master. Her length was 131 feet; breadth. 33 feet; deptb, 4 8-10 feet: tonnage, 218 85-95 tons. The passen cor steamer Emma No. 3 was bnllt In the year 18SS, L H. Maratta, master. Her length was 159 feet; breadth, "31 4-10 feet; deptb. 6 feet; tonnage, 493.10 tons. The above is respectfully submitted in reply to the request made recently, and is an abstract of tbe records of said vessels as the' same re main in tbisomce. Jacob H. Walteb. Pittsburg, Jan. 26. Marine Clerk. No Gun Yet Adopted. To the Editor of The Dispatch: In your column entitled "Gossip of the Guards," several weeks ago, you mentioned tbe fact that a board of officers bad met in New York City to adopt a magazine gun for the regular army. 'Will you kindly state what make of gun was adopted T Harry W. Jatcox. McKeespobt, Jan, 28. The Board bas bad a number of meetings, but has not yet agreed on a gun. Where Fltzslmmons Trained. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you please inform me where the place is situated tbat Fitzsimmons practiced prior to his fight with Dempsey? A SUBSCRIBER. Braddock. Jan. 28. Bay St. Louis is in Louisiana, on the Missis sippi river. A Correction as to Kolghley. To tbe Editor or Tbe Dispatch: F. C. Kelghley was not connected in any way with the Yonngstown mines at tbe time of the explosion. Please contradict all reports to the contrary. One Who Knows. Dawson, Jan. 29. She Just Does Wear Them. To the Editor ofTbe Dispatch. Why don't Dr. Mary Walker practice what sbe preaches and wear pants herself, or does she T W. D. COOK. West Newton, Jan. 29. Grant Youngest in Both Cases. To the Editor ot The Dispatch: Who was tbe youngest President Inaugurated, Grant or Hayes? Who was the youngest Presi dent elected! Reader. California, Jan. 28. COTOTBYBOADS. Indications That They Will Not Be Neglected Much Longer. New York Star. Tbe railroad system of the United States is tbe largest and one of tbe most perfect in the world. On tbe other band, our country high ways are renowned only for their generally de fective character. With some few honorable exceptions in particular localities, roadmakffig in tbe rnral portions of the country bas been, nntil recently, an unknown art. Outside of Spain, it would be bard to find highways in such a deplorable condition as a great many within a few miles of the great cities of tbis country. The changeable nature of our climate, and the destructive effects of frosts, are chargeable in part with these results. But they are at tributable, to a greater extent, to the generally loose system of local supervision, and the ab sence of anything like scientific methods of roadmakmg. It is no uncommon occurrence to learn that roads are impassable, and tbat the business of tbe railroads, and of entire sections, is temporarily arrested. Within tbe past few years a change for the better bas taken place, and real attention is be ing paid to tbis neglected phase of our social economy. The railroads have recognized tne importance to their own interests, and to those of the communities tbey serve, of good roads, passable at all times. Certain railroad man agements have facilitated in all ways the im provement of tbe roads in their territory. FLOPPED HIM 0BT. Kansas Was Too 0.nick for Senator Ingalls to Keep Up. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. It Ingalls conld have believed tbat tbe Alli ance would turn out an exception to tbe rule tbat farmer organizations in Kansas cannot es cape being nsed by tbe disguised agents of tbe Republican party,. he would have gone 'far ahead of Plumb in defying his party caucus at Washington. He wonld have taken the new political infant under his wing and forced his party organization in Kansas to adopt it in stead of antagonizing It. He once boasted that Kansas could flop and follow the flesh-pots "with as nimble dexterity" as was ever witnessed, and nobodyever doubted his intention to flop with her. But she delayed until be began to consider beran immovable fixture In politics. Tbe result is that she got ahead of him In the flopping busines, and he conld not catch up. tbongb he certainly did his best, and rather overdid it, in that last "great speech." A Good Man Rewarded. New York Evening Sun. He was a good man. He threw a sealskin sacque over the shoulders of a fainting girl on Niagara suspension bridge. The distraught creature wore it on to Niagara Falls, where this Samaritan relieved her of it and wended his way. Aud verily he had his reward, being richer by $50 customs duties which his benevo lence bad evaded. To importers of sealskin, tbe humor of this proceeding may be distorted, viewed through the refractive medium of per sonal interest. The other 68,000,000 may be permitted to pay tbe tribute of delight to a nimblenesi of wit that accredits cirllzatlon: For civilization bas been defined "the triumph of man over his accidents." Engllnh Protectionists. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Stockport is an English city of some 60,000 inhabitants, mostly engaged in the trades of spinning and weaving cotton and in tbe manu facture of felt hats. Like'oidham, Bury, Bolton, Salford, Blackburn and Rochdale it is part of the Manchester clrclo of trade and politics. .It is one of tho cities that nursed the free trade idea. When, therefore, Stockport becomes skeptical of tbe Virtue of "laisscz aire" It is safe to assume that protectionist principles arc gaining new strength in England. . Queer Schemes of the Grangers. New York Times. I The financial wisdom of the Farmers' Alliance was well illustrated in the three de mands of tbe convention at Omaha for tbe free and unlimited coinage of silver, tbe increase of tbo currency to $50 per capita, or over $3,000, 000.008 in all, and the placing of all "paper raonoy"n an equality with gold. The Alliance ycenit t hvc grrat faith in the omnipotence of g.iferiimenr. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON'S series of letters from the South Sea begins in THE DISPATCH to-morrow. This will be the greatest newspaper feature of the jear. " CUEI0US CONDENSATIONS. .' Ninety thousand cows, it is calculated", have to be milked twice a day to supply London alone. A few days ago John Bates picked from one tree on bis place in De Soto county, Fhk, e.W oranges. On last Thursday, in Sumter county, Flo.. T. D. Gamble's little son, Samuel, while at play, ran a splinter entirely through his foot. It was three inches long and the size of A man's finger. The Society of Friends oi the United Kingdom say. in their last report, that they bave 15,500 members, and that their annual death rate is incomparably low about 185-10 perl.00O. 7 Advices from Zanzibar state that ti Portuguese on that river are rigorously boyi cottingthe British, and do not permit thenar tlves to sell even tbe necessaries of life to s gllsh vessels. The colonies of Australia have asked tbe Home Government to accord them the privilege possessed by Canada of negotiating commercial treaties with foreign countries under the sanction of the Foreign Office, The Swiss workmen's congress at Zurich has passed a resolution affirming the necessity of making ten hours work the limit of a regu lar working day. The concress also resolved tbat Swiss workmen should observe May Has a "labor day" holiday. i Mrs. George D. Kins, better known at Madam Rol, pedestrian, pugilist and wood sawyer, is to attempt to walk from New Bed ford to Boston in 12 hours. Sbe Invites bicyclists or others interested in the genuineness of tho attempt to accompany her. Major Bacon is said to have unearthed at Atlanta, Ga., a rusty old statute, which was enacted by the Colonial Assembly of 1763. re quiring every minister to "read from bis pulpit, at least fur times a year, the public laws, so tbat the public may understand them." The late Dnke of Bedford sat in the House of Commons for 23 years, and in tba House of Lords for IS years, in all a Parlia mentary career of 43 years, witbont opening his lips. His estate covered US acres in Lon don, with about 3.0CO residences or shops. It is related that in a burying ground for coloied people near Birmingham, Ala is a weather-stained tombstone upon which can be deciphered this inscription: "Henryetta Em moretta Demiretta Creamertarter Carolina Balstlc, Daughter of Bob and Sooky Cottin." During the course of a sermou delivered in Brooklyn, a few nights ago. Rev. C H. St. John said tbat in his native town in Kansas, there was a man with a wooden leg, which, by book or crook, he kept constantly filled with wbisky for the benefit of himself and his thirsty friends. Bartholdi'g statue of Gambetta, now being raised at Nice, represents tbe patriot standing and holding in his band the torn flag of France, wbich he bas just picked off the ground. The imperial eagle, with which tbe stnff was tipped, will be seen lying at his feet. In front of tbe pedestal tbere will be two alle gorical figures representing Alsace-Lorraine. Prof. Schnitzler, in Vienna, the other day, exhibited a patient suffering from 'tuber culosis of the larnyx. who had been treated with Dr. Koch's lvmpb with singular results. Tbe patient's condition had improved under the treatment, but shortly after improvement was noted tubercular swellings bad developed on bis nose, which reached an enormous size. It is said that in Paris twice as many crimes are committed by persons between the ages of 15 and 20 as by those between 20 and 40. In one year minors are credited with 30 murders, 39 manslaughters, 3 parricides, 2 poisonines, 41 infanticides, 4.212 blows and other physical in juries, 23 cases of incendiarism, 133 of theft, 80 of immorality, 458 of attempted theft, and H,StS2 of other misdoings. Mercer countv, Ky., is very much worked up over tbe ravages of dogs among sheep. Within the past 10 days, as sb own by a list with the names of the owners, 144 head of fine sheep, valued at 31,330. have been Killed by dogs. Many others, not on the list, have suf fered, and other losses resulting from the kill ingof the ewes at this time run the total loss up to an enormous figure. The new Maine Enforcement League, he object of which is to secure a better en forcement of the liquor law, and of which Senator Stewart, of York, is President, i pre paring a bill whicb will soon be introduced, providing for tbe incorporation of tbe new body and allowing it to hold property to tbe extent of 100,000. Tbe object of this is to allow the league to create a land to secure legal aid la the prosecution of offenders. The Henderson Belt Line P.ailroad, in Kentucky, has outstripped all the older cor porations in the rapidity with which it accumu lates damage suits. The road is less than a mile lone; and is not yet six months old. but it Is already defendant in 22 damage suits, for amounts varying from 500 to 3,000. Tbe Hen derson gentleman wasanout rigbt who. in reply to a letter from a Iriend in Webster county complaining of hard times and asking how be "could make some money." responded, "Coma to Henderson and sue tbe Belt Line Railroad." The grave of Henry Clay's daughter, at Lebanon, O., is said to have been shamefully desecrated by relic hunters. This daughter died while Mr. Clay and bis family were on their way to Washington by stage coach many years ago. She is a girl 12 years of age, and her loss was a sad blow to ber father, who at tbat time was so pressed with business cares tbat he was compelled to bury tbe body and go on to Washington, intending some day to return and remove it to Lexington, Ky. Bnt he never did so. and tbe grate1 may be seen yet in the old bnrial ground, surrounded by wire fence. A secret service agent is after the man who counterfeits $20 bills entirely by hand with pen and ink. Showing one, be said recently: "The maker of this bill issues one of them at long intervals, so that be cannot depend on his counterfeiting for a living. I feel sure, there fore, that he takes so much pleasure in out witting the Government officials that be is will ing to spend time tbat ought to be worth several hundred dollars to him in making one paltry 20 bill. It is as likely as not tbat be is a man who holds a respectable place in his com munity, and that his arrest would cause a sen sation. A Chattanooga (Tenn.) woman claims to be the sister of Red Cloud. Sitting Bull's Lieutenant. She says tbat when 3 years old he was stolen from his parents, who then resided In Wisconsin on an Indian reservation, and all track of him was lost for IS years, when he was found among tbe redmen. He had forgotten his own name, but remembered that of his father and bis dogs, and bis identification was complete. He remained with his family a few weeks speaking English imperfectly, but French fluently. But all his sympathies were with his adopted tribe, and he rejoined tbe Sioux. Many Western towns Omaha, in par ticularare filled just at present with itinerant venders of souvenirs of the fight at Wounded Knee, and for a moderate Investment of cash the Eastern tenderfoot can procure any sort of a relic, from "tbe legglns tbe Medicine Man wore wben be tbrew up a handful of dirt and ordered tbe red devils to fire" to a ghost-danca shirt. A genuine article of this sort brougbt by a Chicago newspaper man from tbe battlefield, wbere It was stripped from the back of a dead squaw, is made ot white cotton cloth, embroi dered with yellow. It is covered with blood from tbe wound tbat caused its former owner's death, and is a most gbastly trophy. WAIFS FROM WIT-LAND. There are people who would a good deal rather be the whistle or the bell on a steam ecglna than to be one or the driving wheels. Jiam'i Horn. George Give me a kiss? Luclnda-Yes, If yon will elve me what you haven't got, never had, never will have, and yet' can Klre. Georse Jerusalem t " Iiuclnda No-a husband, helloes of tne West. "Let me fly to your bosom," the said in mock trajric tones. ... "1 don't want any flies on me," he protested. "But I am only a little fly," she nrged. 'I hope not," he said critically, and she scolded him for being so smart.- Washington Post, Wait Now, if I understand correctly, tho first principle or Socialism Is to divide wlthyosr brother man. 1'ottJ Then you don't understand it correctly. The first principle or Socialism Is to make your brother mau divide with you. Indianapolis Jour nal. 'In weakness tbere is strength" means that tbe weaker the tea tbe old man takes the stronger he'll be wben he goes home in the mora Inz.-Vallas, Tex., Eevx, Let tbe g. o. p. wear mourning, While tbe bloody shirt It tears. Vitriolic John Jeems Ingalls Hath crawled up th golden stairs. New Orleans Sew Dttta, "Great soap-ladles! ic See those 'lc snakes." What! Are you so drunk as thatl" , si 'No, sir 'lc l'.-n not drnu lie. Those, are 'lc water snakes." Buffalo Express. - He (looking at the clock) Ah! time' files! She (yawnlnj)-tes, ana bow fw emnlite'the excellent exaaiple which Time .set,--JteJor utrabt. - X;-S- m. , -' ii,j , , ?..-,. ,. --v". , .. '.Jt'. 4W? yap-f--"-"--"-!- o i... . .t.- -is i i ii VMtmmTll i r Trffllli ' . f I