swHswEPra satm yp-w WTJl rVQtMgr 5WpW"-li8N'" xfK. THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, WEDNESDAY, .- JANUARY' 31,- :1891. Jk. ft. A- If if k f c l Rje B$paftj. IZhTABLISHED FEBRUARY S, 1848. Vol.,J.o.MS.-Entered at Pittsburg rostoifice, Zvortisbcr 11. 1457, as second-clau milter. Business Office Corner Sniithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street F.ASTEKN ADVEKTISttO OFFICE. ROOM 21, TMBUNE BUILDING, EV YOKK. where complete files ol 'HIE DISPATCH can always be leuni. rorelsn advertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertiser and friends or THE lM'iPATCn. while In iew i'ort, are also made welcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on tale at BrtntinoU. S Union Square. New York, aid 11 Are. de ropaa, I'm, Fiance, where anyone who hat been disappointed at a hotel newt ttand can obtain it. TERMS OF THE DISFATCH. POSTAGE ntEK IK THE CHITBD ETATKS. IHrtY DisrATCn. One Year soO Daily DisrATcn. PerQnarter I JO Daily Dispatch, One Month .. Daily Dispatch, Including fconday, 1 year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday.Sm'ths z SO Datlt Dispatch. Including bandar, lin'ih W ttiKDAi Dispatch. One ear ISO WEEKLY Dispatch, Oue-lear 115 TBI DAILY DISPATCH Is delivered by carriers at :f--nts per week, ur Including Sunday edition, at l( r ." ts per week. PITTSBURG, WEDNESDAY, JAN. 2L 169L THE RE-LXECTED hEN'ATOB, The re-election of Senator Cameron yester day was so generally expected that it is neither sensational nor surprising. "With the foresight of practical politics, Mr. Cameron through his friends and lieutenants laid his plans early and captured the Legis lature even before it was chosen by the people. Had those who have since been shouting for a profounder, more eloquent and abler man to represent Pennsylvania in the United States Senate been half as vigi lant or earnest in mating this an issue at the If OTember election, Mr. Cameron might easily enough have been defeated. It will not be contended even by those who admire him personally that many men of strong! r and more brilliant qualifications could not readily have been found in the State. But it is apparent that the recent attempt to oust him was more the result of spleen because lie looked out for himself in the late elec tion, in place of bolstering the weak State ticket, than of any new perception of more capable men in the Commonwealth. Then, too, the opposition was nominally based upon his lukewarmness toward, or rather actual personal feeling against, the force bill. But, while this was "a good enough Morgan" to play upon strict party feeling, it commended itselt none too much to the general public who are by no means con sumed with enthusiasm for this new panacea for party ills. Allowing for all that might fairly be uiged against Cameron, it is but due to recognize that he holds a better position with the public now than when he was formerly elected. In the old times, as the head of an aggressive party machine in the State, he was included in all complaints against its workings. The term Cameronism came in itself to have an offensive signification in politics. For years back Mr. Cameron, however, has had little part in State affairs, and as for his bearing in the Senate, no special reproach attaches to it. If he has not been loquacious, others who were have pleased the country no better. If he has not originated legislation of striking character, he is at least responsible lor originating none that is vicious or undesirable. If he has not voted as often as the average Sen ator, there is no charge that he has voted more frequently wrong. And, while he has been criticised for want of scope and variety in his motions, there will be a good many to think his favorite motion, "'that the Senate do now adjourn," has been as salutary and becoming as any other upon which he might have lixed his affections. On the whole, if a pronouncedly negative Senator, he has at least not been an unsafe one; and unless a positively more desirable man were sure to be chosen, there was no inducement for a change. CLEAN STREETS WITHOUT EXPENSE, That is a very good scheme which Chief Bigelow and his fellow workers have de vised. There is quite a popular demand for some kind of taxation to be levied on the street railway companies. This should not be made a burden, though the city is proba bly entitled to some compensation for the franchises granted. Mr. Bigelow's solution is a happy one. He would have the surface railroads keep the streets clean. This will relieve the city of a considerable burden of expense, and at the same time not burden the railway companies unreasonably. Especially as Mr. Bigelow lends them the benefit of his ingenicus device for doing the work easily and economically. EXPEKT OPINION VS. DEMONSTRATION. The exact results of Dr. Koch's remedy are still the subject of wide discussion. The Buffalo Express, which has been taking an unfavorable view of the new discovery, cites the opinions of the Tlieraptulic Gazette, of Philadelphia, and of Dr. Virchow, as ex pert testimony on the dangerous nature of the remedy, and as tending to show that it cannot accomplish all claimed for it. Expert testimony on a matter that cannot be submitted to actual tests, is, of course, the best information that can be got. But the public has for several generations had some very striking demonstrations that ex pert testimony can be mistaken. Expert testimony demonstrated in Stephenson's time that the wheels of a locomotive could not draw a load on smooth railway tracks ; and Dr. Landner attained immortality as an ex pert by his scientific argument that steam power could never propel a vessel across the Atlantic ocean. In this day expert testi mony can be secured both for and against almost any given proposition. So the fact that even high authority can denounce Koch's remedy is not conclusive against it, "We do not rank the opinion of Virchow as low as that of the experts who were so un fortunate as to set their opinion up that a thing could not be done which was done. Indeed his statement of the extreme viru lence of the remedy corresponds with that ofKock, and corroborates his oft repeated declarations that the lymph roust only be administered bp scientific men thoroughly versed in its properties. But while the remedy may be one of terrible power and likely to cause 'intense suffering, what pain is there which a man will not undergo in order to save his life? As to the question -whether the remedy does cure consumption and external tuberculosis, a few such actual demonstrations as the case ot Dr. Fainter, referred to in yesterday's Dispatch, is more convini"ing'thanallthe expert opinions in the world. Neither this case, nor that similar to it, reported from New York the other day, amount to full dcnioostritions that the remedy will completely cure consumption. But the rcrrarfcable improvcocnt produced in such well authenticated cases affords grouud for hoping that fall experience will show the discovery to have conferred that great boon on mankind. It is certainly not wiso to discredit the discovery, when it can show such results. ' THE TWO GOVERNORS. The inauguration ceremonies at Harris burg, yesterday, marked the end of Gov ernor Beaver's administration and the be ginning of Governor Fattison's second in cumbency. A very narrow and prejudiced view of the two officials is presented by a Republican organ, which says: "The new. Governor will have a good model to follow, and if he profits by the mistakes ol his first administration and shows a conciliatory spirit toward the Bepublican majority in the Legislature he will doubtless leave a good record when in turn he shall lay down the reins ot office." With-all' disposition to give the retiring Governor credit for his amiable desire to do the best be can, and with a recognition of the fact that his administration has been probably as creditable a one as was possible under the influences which elected it, the majority of the people of the State who voted for Fattison will reject any idea that Fattison can model his action on the lines of Beaver's inaction. This confidence is en gendered of Governor Fattison's former record that such a thing is impossible; And such a suggestion by a Bepnblican organ is only significant of the political inability to understand the demands of the people for an energetic and independent executive. "With all respect for Gov. Beaver's estima ble character, it must be said that his ad ministration has failed in the respects which characterize a successful representa tion of public interest. Gov. Beaver has not only failed to reach Gov. Fattison's former standard, but he has failed to fulfil his own promises. The anti-discrimiuation legislation promised by him on the stump, and in the Bepublican platform when he was elected, has not "been passed. The effort wnith characterized Fattison's former administration, to make the great corpora tions respect the Constitution was abandoned where he left it "With a Supreme Court decision forbidding the Pennsylvania Bail road to control the South Fenn road, the State administration has supinely permitted the control to go on. A telegraphic consolidation contrary to the Constitution and laws of the State, only evoked some feeble and prompt ly abandoned steps by the Governor and his legal adviser. The Governor's record iu connection with, the Johnstown disaster was a most unfortunate one; and the one charac teristic ac: of his term has been his refusal- to call the Legislature together to meet that exigency, on the remarkable ground that a Legislature controlled by his own party, would be so extravagant that it would not meet the exigency and promptly adjourn. The majority of those who voted for Kob ert . Fattison for Governor did so because they knew he would not form his adminis tration on this model, and his inaugural address shows that their confidence was not misplaced. Tne first subject he takes up in his message is that of constitutional enforce ment, and his statement ot the duty of enforcing Article XVII of the Constitution is as incisive and clear as any of His former State documents. "While the Governor can not influence legislation, as an executive who is supported by a majority in both branches might be supposed to, it is plain that while he remains inoffice the corpora tions will not be permitted to nullify the Constitution with impunity. On the subject of ballot reform the Gov ernor is as thorough as th- most radical supporters of that reform could desire. "We cannot agree with the Governor, any more than with other advocates of the same idea, that it is necessary to have a constitutional convention and abolish the ballot number ing clause of that instrument. Practical secrecy of the ballot can be secured by the pending bill of the Ballot Eeform Asso ciation,and with that done, it will be wiser to try the full enforcement of the Constitution than to fly to the uncertainties of the one that might be produced by the present po litical system. The Governor's views on the general subject of ballot reform are, however, incisive and thorough, and are characteristic of the man. On the subject of taxation and municipal government, the inaugural also shows an ag gressively re'ormatory character. The pro posal to rely for State revenue on the cor poration and collateral inheritance taxes, is a radical one, but is likely to command public support. The attack on the use of city offices as political machinery, with the argument that city affairs should be man aged, exclusively on business principles, is characteristic The Governor's readiness to put his finger on the weak spot also appears in bis remarks on the State depositories, .the sinking fund and the apportionment ques tion. The Governor's message contains a decided intimation that his administration will follow the lines of his former one, and will not be modeled from Beaver's 'careful abstinence from doing anything. That will be entirelv in accordance with the wishes of the people whose votes elected the new Gov ernor. BYNUJI'S WRONG SCHEME. There is one fatal defect about Mr. By num's reported scheme to retaliate upon the Republicans in case of the passage of the force bill, in so far as the scheme applies to Ohio. The Buckeye State will elect a Leg islature this year, in good time to undo anything that may be done by the present Legislature. And it is quite certain that a resort to any such tactics would easily change the political complexion ol that Legislature. Two wrongs will not make a right. The elections bill, pending before the Senate is wrong in principle, and has caused more than enough damage already, by obstructing public business. It is hoped that it may not pass, and that if it does it will not lead to such wrongful meth ods as ere proposed in the Bynum scheme. A COMMENDABLE EFFORT. The latest ambition of theyoung Emperor of Germany in the line of beneficent tyrrany is indicated in his avowal of an intention to summon the powers of Europe to an impe rial and international council for disarma ment. In estimating the character of the present Hobenzollern, The Dispatch has heretofore recognized, his disposition to aim at high ideals, with a question for the future to decide whether his efforts may not prove volatile and inconstant. His apparent vari ation between projects for the benefit of the workingmen, visits to and from his imperial cousins on other thrones, and projects' for reducing the war-lords of Europe to peace lords may be taken as corroborative of that idea. But we must do the young ruler of Ger many more justice than that, by recognizing that so far all his acts are consistent with a definite abandonment of his reported passion for the glories of conquest and an intelligent aim at the victories of peace. No greater benefit to the working class of Europe can be secured than the decrease of mili tary burdens. If the Imperial trinkets of the past two years shall prove to have paved the way to n'general reduction of the vast military establishments of Europe, "William IL will have demonstrated his title to a broader and nobler grade of states manship than any one credited him with at the inception of his reign. As to the possibility or reaching an agree ment by which the European powers shall reduce their armies to a peace footing, that is to be solvedonly by themost thorough delib erations. Some students profess to see in it a necessity for the reconstruction of Euro pean governments and their territories. Thus, it is said by one commentator that "before we could see the abolition ot stand ing armies, we must see the resurrection of Poland into a country with distinctive au tonomy; Courland into a duchy, with a separate legislation; Finland into a self governing country, and the government of Ireland based on the principles of home rule, with a separate national Parliament." Of course any such requirements are out of the question. It might as pertinently be said that it would be necessary for Germany to restore the Bhine provinces to France; for Austria to let go her clutch on Bosnia, and for Italy to restore the temporal power of the Pope. Before any European Govern ment would submit to external dictation on these points, it would appeal to arms. But there is no reason why the proposal to disarm should raise any such questions. The only possible proposition to reduce armaments would be on 'the basis of leaving matters just as they are and mutually cut ting down the military establishments of all Powers. The donbt in connection with such a proposition would be whether Russia and Austria would give up their dreams of ex tension toward the Bosporus and the Egean, whether France can renounce"her hope of revenge and a Rhenish frontier or whether Germany is prepared to offer com pensations which will induce the other Powers to surrender long-cherished am bitions. The most difficult question is the disposi tion of Turkey; and that'bids fair to be an insuperable obstacle. For while all the Powers are ready to fly to arms against any one who disturbs the status quo, that is only on account of the fear lest some one else shall gain an advantage. All would be equally agreed that the present condition of Turkey and the Danubian provinces is a make shift. The proposition to make their pres ent political constitution permanent would provoke an almost unanimous- negative. i But when it came to the question what shall take their place, the difficulty of an agreement would become monumental. To either erect a number of small governments like those of Roumania, Bulgaria, Servia and Greece; to reconstitute a Grecian em pire with the capital at Constantinople; or to divide the territory of Turkey among it hungry neighbors, would be equally dis tasteful to one party or another. The result is likely to be that the present state of af fairs will be left as a temporary expedient, for inability to agree upon any other; and while the recognised makeshift continues the European powers are certain to keep hemselves underarms. Nevertheless, the attempt of the German Emperor to secure a disarmament, if it goes to the length of any proposition, deserves recognition as carrying out a high ideal. The world will acquit him of being stimulated to this proposition by the discovery that either France or Bussia can put more men under arms, than he can. For while the numerical weight may be with the armies of his opponents, the central position of the Tr le Alliance, and the perfect organiza tion ot the German army give him an ad vantage that cannot easily be offset by mere numbers. Philanthropists everywhere will be ready to accord "William IL the highest praise and the most earnest wishes for suc cess, if he makes an earnest effort to reduce the military burdens of Europe. STREET BILLS TO BE CONSIDERED. The announcement that the streetjiills introduced in the Senate Monday were only designed to secure a place on the calendar for bills which are to be more carefully prepared, evidences the wisdom of those who haTe the matter in charge. This legislation is ot vital importance to Pitts burg. There was but little time in which to meet the emergency. But this move insures consideration of the necessary measures by the Legislature and ample time for the legal gentlemen to prepare proper bills. The perfected measures can probably be substituted at an early stage of the legisla tive process so as to avoid the opposition of the hypercritical. THE PARTISAN EPIDEMIC. The partisan conflict in the National House of Representatives, yesterday, nearly reached the stage of riot and entirely paralleled the disgracefulness that marked the fights over thecontrolof various State Legislatures. The resort to the old argument of calling the Democratic leader a "traitor" marked the loglo and reason which governed the Re publican side; while Mr. Mills, to whom the epithet was applied, proceeded to get into a rage which was not much more dignified. All this is going on while the public business is suffering for attention and at a time when it will require all the time of Congress to give a decent degree of attention to the appropriation bills that must be passed within the next six weeks. It is the inevitable result of the determination of the Republicans to put legislation for party in terest above that tor the public benefit; and the Democrats have their share of tho re sponsibility for it, in resoriing to obstruc tive tactics to meet a juncture which is as yet nothing but a possibility. The political leaders on both sides need a very forcible reminder thatit is their duty to lay aside partisan squabbles and give their attention for the rest of the session to the public needs. Those who cannot do so, will set themselves down as unworthy repre sentatives of the people. The Buffalo Courier insists that tha re vised vote of Maine cast last fall shows a Re publican loss of over 200, as compared with the vote of 18S8. Considering the sweep which the Democrats made In other parts of the country, there Is no necessity of the Courier's greed In insisting on credit for this 200 gain In Maine. Mb. Hojieb B. Spbaotje, of North Da kota, who is talked of for the Senate, defines himself in a card to the following effect:, "I will take the office. If tendered me In hon orable fashion, without other pledge, express or implied, than that I should faithfully, to tha best of my ability, serve jay State and the na tion, I should gladly accept. Bat Loan engage In no fight for It, no scramble, no intrigue, no flattery, no bargain, neglect no present dnty, carry no favor, make no speeches, solicit no votes, promise no offices, pull no wires, pay no money, fling no mudj tell no lies." If Mr. Sprague sticks to this "Utopean and impracti cal platform about which we have depressing doubts ho wilt get himself disliked as a hated mugwump. Senator Fabwklt, has talked- good deal more than was wise: but be shows com mon tease in bis explanation of his failure to get a renominatlon. "I did not get votes enough andtbat was all," said he. Nothing m the Senator's publlo, career becomes better than this valedictory commentary. CoNCERirnrG the alleged inability of Congress to transact business on account of absenteeism, the Philadelphia Worth American says that the people aie to blame. "They must refuse to send nobodies and torn noddles to Congress," but elect business men. Beyond the question whether It would not be possible to get a quorum in Congress for non-partisan leg islation, the esteemed Worth -4mejican.'i'pre-scription Is diminished la value by the fact that the great business men who hold seats as a circumstance of their corporate affiliations aro generally the absentees. It is their bus iness that takes them away. 17 the riotous Legislatures in various States could sao their attempts to introduce Mexican politics m this country, as unpreju diced people see it. t bey would abjure partisan foolishness and attend to publlo business. The assertion of the Louisville Courier Journal that "the Indians rebelled because tbey had been aefrauded by rascally agents and contractors," moves the Buffalo Express to say; "When the editor of the Courier- Journal wrote that, he had forgotten that the Pine Ridce accent, againsjf whom tho principal complaint is made, was an appointee of President Cleve land." With the fact as stated, what difference docs it mako which administration made the appointment? The responsibility of the parti san vice of both parties is tho same in both cases, The shut down of the window glass hoaies is only anotber demonstration that It is not necessary to have a combination in order to restrict production when prices do not pay the cost of producing. New Yobk Citt during the recent storms bad the same reminder Pittsburg ex perienced in the storm of some weeks ago. that tne overhead high-tension wires are a source of the most imminent peril. The resemblance of New York to Pittsburg appears farther in the fact that while both cities have had large promises in the way of removing the overhead wires, tbero has been a minimum of perform ance. Thebe seems to be an earnest desire on the part of the Bepnblican leaders to be put In a position where they can return thanks for the fact that the Senate is no longer a deliberative btdy. In view of an assertion tbat there are six teen men to one woman in the Argentine Re public, we are pained to see the suggestion in an Eastern cotemporary that the Barings ought to have sent spinsters to tbat country instead ot dollars. This intimation that in the gross and materialistic view dollars are worth more than women, will be repudiated by every gallant American heart. Hill's majority on the preliminary ballot was not as wide as a chnrcn door, or as deep as a well; but there is every reason to be lieve that on the joint session, it will serve. The GIrard avenue paving decision of the Supreme Court shows that tbero are some cases in which the assessments can bo collected. Pittsburg should employ an exploring ex pcdltion to Hud oat what sort of law pave ments are laid under thereby which property owners can be assessed for paving the space left vacant by the removal of market sheds. It is also to b,e observed that Mr. Thomas B. Reed is preserving a silence on the silver question which is more eloquent than several volumes of silver speech. It 13 stated that Senator Spooner has de clined a $25,000 salary as a corporation attorney because it would requiro his residence in Chicago. Possibly this is so: and possibly Sen ator Spooner still hopes to receive a higher in come by retaining bis ability to become a repre sentative of corporate interests in the Senate by keeping his Wisconsin residence. PERSONAL P0IHTS.S Emin Pasha is said to be engaged in con stant hostilities with tho Arabs south of Lake Victoria, Db. Windthorst, the leader of the Clerical party in the German Reichstag, who celebrated his 90th birthday on Saturday, is seriously 111. Chattnce Y At. Depew says he used to smoks 20 cigars a day till ho was worn out. Then ho cut the practice dead, and now smoke3 none at all. Prince Victor or Hohbklohe is a sculp tor ot some ability, and many of his works have been exhibited at the Royal Academy and the Grosvenor Gallery. Judge Holmes, son at Oliver Wendell Holmes, is said to be the only Justice on the Massachusetts Supreme Court Bench who enjoys writing out an opinion. Pops Leo has bought tho famous Paul Veronese picture representing St Louis Gon zaga inhis princely dress. The picture is now being exhibited in the Germanic College. Carl Bbunn, a workman, who helped Carl Scburz to escaps from Spandau, died a few days ago. In getting Mr. Schnrz out of prison Brunn got himself into one for two years. The Czarowltz Nicholas and bis brother, the Archduke George, will arrive In San Francisco from Japan about March L and will then come across the continent to New York, stopping to see the principal cities on the route. Mbs. EDiS0N,;tne inventor's wife, is quite a clever musician. Sbo takes great interest in her husband's work, following with the keenest interest the successive steps in the processes by which he thinks out his inventions. Edwabs Bellamy is going to start a weekly newspaper, to be called the New Nation, in Boston. It will appear February 14, and will be a "Looking Backward" valentine to the journalists of tbat much papered city. Hon. Charles Pbliiam Villiebs is SO years old, and for 55 years has represented the borough ot Wolverhampton In the British Par liament, and he has no salary for the job and will have no pension when he retires. Db. AXYAU Talcott, one of the oldest liv ing graduates ot Yale University, died at his home in Guilford, Conn., on Saturday. Bis library, which contains every standard book written by a Greek author, will probably be given to Yale. Captain Wihtield B. Schley, com mander of tho United States warship Balti more, who arrived at New York on Sunday from Havre on the steamship La Bourgogne, proceeded at once to Baltimore to attend tho wedding of his daughter, Virginia, on Thurs day. BSEAKIXG OB EOTOBCIHG THE LAW. A Sheriff Sells at Auction Liquor In Pro hibition Iowa. Cedab "Rapids, Iotva, Jan. 2a Three months ago Gcorze Spauldlng, a saloon-keeper here, was fined 300 and costs for a violation of the law. Up to a week ago he had paid 1100 of this, wben be left town ana attempted to ship his stock of liquors. The Sheriff, learning obfels Intentions, seized the goods while in transit to the depot, and now advertises the entire stock for sale at auction. This Is the first instance known In which liquors seized in a prohibition State have been offered for sale by officials. DEATHS OF A DAT, Mrs. Anna Louise Tolgt. Mrs. Anna Lonlse Volst wldew orihelate Kev. H. E. F. Voltt, of Alt. Pleasant, died suddenly yestesday morning of apoplexy. She was born In 1802, and was one of the oldest and best known ladles of tnis section or the State. Mrs. Toljrt was tne mother of L. H. Volet, the well-known Pittsburg merchant, and Mrs. Kell, or this city. The funeral will occnr to-morrow from the Mt. Pleasant First Beformea Church. The Earl of Caithness. rBT EDNLAF'S CABLE COMPAKT, LOSPOK, Jan. 20. The Bight Honorable, the Earl of Caithness, formerly a banker and char tered accountant or Aberdeen, who established hit claim to the Earldom last year. Is dead. His on. Lord Berriedale, who U llvlnr at Brrledsl farm, Dakota, succeeds to the title. Clayton B. Sanford. ' Indian APOLis, Jan. 30. -Clayton H. Bsnford, of Mew York, one -or the best, known horsemen In the country, died suddenly at a hotel In this city IetterdsyoT heart trouble. Mr. Ban ford came to nd lanapnUn last Thursday to attend a meeting of tho Indiana Trotting aud facing Association. SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. Those who are fast cannot always stop wben they see a sign marked "Dangerl" iu their path way. "Wae Is cruel, but ever 'since the revolution In heaven It has been considered a necessity on earth. I was an accidental listener to the re cital of an episode the other evening. The speaker served In a battery before Petersburg. He said the night previous he received orders to shell the city at daylight. Tbey had just come out of the Wilderness and had not beheld civil ization for many days. No sleep tbat night for the gunners who would be the first to open fire on the doomed city. At early dawn, as soon as the mist veil was lifted bytbe sun, they looked down into the silent valley and gazed upon the waking town. In tho golden glint of tha rising sun the roofs of the prominent structures shone out like glided targets. This grim, soldier, used to tne whistle ot bullets, the groans of the shattered, the prayers ot the dying who bad walked, in blood and felt the sharp stinc of more than one minnie ball and the burning cut of more than one saber ac knowledged that on tbat morning, wben he looked down upon a city just ruhbing its eyes and shaking off the night dews in peaceful ignorance of the storm of fire and shot and shell abont to break over it, he for the first time fully realized that war was cruel, remorseless, inhuman, barbarous. His heart nearly failed, and iho wet eyes of his comrades told bim that tbey, too, were softened by the scene. But alkthe soldier knows Is Duty. When the word Is given he most obey. He bad been. ordered to train his guns on the depot, where the troons of the enemy wojld be centered, and shoot wl(h the rising of the sun. The eyes which sighted the first gun that sent a shot into Petersburg were dim, the hands that sent the first charge Come trembled, the true hearts that beat behind the breastworks felt for the foe pity pierced the soldiers there and stung and burned and throbbed worse than flesh wound by ball or sword. While a veteran told the story to a comrade his voice shook and his eyelids held drops that glittered like tiny dia monds under the electric light. Only mo mentary the softness induced by the memory, thougb. After the first shot the soldier was a grim, hard, brave, manly man after the first reminiscence the veteran was a strong-voiced, bright-eyed, llght-beaned, companionable com panion. And I watched their smiling faces, and listened in silence as they traded stories full of bursting shells, ruined homes, pitifnl cries, whistling bullets, long marches, gallant deeds, missing comrades memories of a blood stained past which history has justified. A good many Pittsbnrgers live on the Bluff, but they ara not bluffers. Tiie horns on tho naval rams enable the sail ors to splice the main brace. Why are cats like brutal men who kick each other for a wagerf Because they are purrers. In Congress the mallet, not the ax, cuts off debate. Since the Hill has been removed Cleveland can stand on Broadway and see the White House. Yon have no business to talk about other people's business, as your busyness may hurt business. 'Twere Better Thus. Why do you call me cruel, pray. And plead In accents fall of woe? I truly meant when I said nay Tee hand you held should never stray Where heart could never go. You pity mel And, prytbee, whyT Do I remotrstsorrow snowf I drop no tears, nor do I sigh Because my hand shall never He Where heart could never go. Kay. keep that costly jeweled band, 'Twill fit another one, you know. I really cannot understand Why any maid need place her hand Where heart could never go. No bitter words. Let us be friends; 'Twere better if we parted so. Love its sweet blessing ever sends To maid who never hand extends Where heart could never go. Iff women grew beards and had to be shaved the-tables would be turned. They would talk the barbers to death. Wht will Governor Fattison at the end of his present term resemble a good old English beverage? Because he'll be double-ex. Life looks dark to the man afflioted with Brigbt's disease. New Yobkebs who kick on the L road con sider Jay Gould a highway robber. Don't Ignore your poor relatives. If you need sympathy they will give it you, while rich relatives will only give you pity. When a play runs well the players never have to walk. The Governor ot Nebraska has not yet re minded the Governor of Nebraska that It's a long time between drinks. A Little Joker. I felt rather rough when she-called me a muff, 'Twas a joke, but I didn't guess It Until she made plain that while muffs retain A girl's tiny hand tbey don't press it. Why is the street fruit dealer like a theatri cal manager? Because he has to secure dates. Sabah Bebnhabdt s ay a she will make a million in America. We snppose she will, as the woods are full of "simple gillies." The festive gambler is now trying to win over the Indians who bava washed off their war paint and torn up their ghost shirts. If Gen eral Miles would allow them to stake their good guns he would soon have them all disarmed. Some men who are on their last legs stand well socially. An advertisement in a New York paper reads: "A womanly woman wants to wed a manly man." Women of this stamp generally get husbands on tho quiet. When the police magistrate sizes np the prisoner be can aptly be regarded as fine look ing. The discreet man will never be buncoed. The affairs ot the Stato will be conducted on strictly business principles for the next few years at least. Why is a Texas steer like some society belles? Because it Is not marketable until well dressed. The Governor's Cabinet, as announced ex clusively in The Dispatch just after his election, stands in spite of the envious sneers of tne scooped. Mortgages always grow In interest daily. You cannot ring a married belle, but you can and should shake her. Yesterday's House Proceedings, Mr. Kerr called Mills a traitor. In a voice both lond and clear; Then the Texas legislator Acted like a Texas steer. WHY is the drunkard like a happy man? Be cause he's in high spirits. THE Indians who have surrendered their guns will now proceed to load themselves with agency whisky. THE telephone has been placed in the lobby of the SUte Capitol, but the statesmen will collect the tolls. The man who drives the draft horses draws a salary. N The hatchet has been burled by the Demo cratle factions in New York, but the handle does not seem to be covered up. THE Westlngbouse break will not stop boil neu at all events. TBS life of the elevator boy Is fall ot ups and downs. Willie Winkle. OUtpAllPOUCHr Some Street Law Suggestions. To the Editor or The Ulipatch: Now tbat the Supreme Ceurt has, in the sporting parlance of the day, knocked out our street and sewer laws, In the language of the Vernacular, "What are you going to do about it?" Your answer, no doubt, would be: New laws. Yes, tbat is the remedy. And all we want is fair and equitable laws laws that will both en courage and aid the people. I mean by tbls. laws or a law tbat will not deter property front ages 'from improving by reason of the spot cash payment system which is now, or, rather, has heretofore beep. In vogue. There are hundreds of solvent business men, who can pay dollar for dollar on everything they owe, and can do so within a month's time; just so with solvent property frontage owners they can, or could, pay for grading and paving the streets in front of their property bad they some installment plan instead of the 30 days' plan. The logic of this is, that fewer streets are Im proved under the promnt payment plan than would be under an installment law. Paved streets are good things, and, like other good things, people will hare them if they see they can pay for them. Mrs. Partington told Isaac that she hoped their City Councilmen would put their heads together and make a block pavement. (No references to allusions, however,) Now we, the frontage owners, hope the proper parties will put their heads together and get up a good street act, and, at tne same time, remember that property owners (who are the heavy tax payers) have some rlsbts to be respected, and not nndertake to reverse a fundamental prin ciple of this Government by giving a minority the power to overrule a majority, as in the late law. now so maneled that it will hardly bear re pairs. This is a Government of majorities, and not of minorities, as in the case of grading and paving in the late act. . , .. . . If the logic of minorities be carriod out, that Is. if S3J4 of the 100 can overrule 66, then 2a or 20 or 5 or even I per centnm could be author ized to overrule 09 per centum. It is only a question of quantity and not of principle, and is subversive of republican principles and un American, and 1 was going to say unconstitu tional, but that is for our courts and not for me to decide. Good streets are a part ot our Com monwealththe property of all ana tor all alike, rich and poor, and they are a large factor in Giving character to this or any other city. Can wo not have a street act that will en courage and assist those who have to pay for them by inaugurating the installment plan, giving the parties the option who aro able to pay of paying at once, and those who are not able an Installment plan, say of three or five annual Installments, with a lowrate ot interest, the property belne tiened and bonded for the payments tberaof? It is not the intention of the writer to dictate but suggest, and suggest in time, and not, as is too often the case, tbat the complaints or sug gestions come In after the horse is stolen, figuratively sneaking. Gfobqe Kinley, Twenty-first ward, Pittsburg, Jan. 19. It All Depends. To the Editor or the Dispatch- In addressing a minister of the gospel wblch is the preferred style, -Good morning; Mr. Discourse," or "Good morning, Rev. Dis course?" Precise. West Mentor, Jan. 20. It depends a good deal on the creed and the condition of the liver. A D. D. can be ad dressed as Doctor; a priest. Father: a plain, everyday minister is satisfied with Brother, or Mr. Brother is preferred by many. London is the Larger. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Please decide the following: A bets B tbat the city of London is the largest city on the earth in popnlation. B bets that tho city of Pekln. China, is larger. A Reader. Jeannette, Jan. 18. MOVING THE SEAT OF WAR. Hostile Indian Chiefs to Go to WrshJngton to Be Argued Abont. Washington Letter In N. Y. Tribune. Secretary Proctor's consent has teen given to General Miles to bring all of the rebellious and contentious Indian chiefs who have been amusing themselves on the warpath in the Northwest to the capital. This will transfer the seat of the Indian war to Washington, where there will be an engagement between the military authorities and the missionaries who swarm about the capital. These mission aries and philanthropists have many theories concerning the Indians. They are not agreed among themselves as to what is just the best thing to be done. They nearly all agree that the Indians have been badly treated, and that the War Depart ment's method of settling Indian grievances is altogether too rude and unchristianlike to be tolerated. The war of theories, however, will not interfere with a peacefnl settlement of tho question. The chiefs who will be brought on here will have nnmerous presents and be made much of. But it is probable that the best end ing of their visit will bo accomplished by an agreement wih them to enlist in the service of the army the young and warlike Indians who are to-day the sole cause of the outbreak. Alady missionary who was at the White House yesterday said tbat it was discouraging for the people who are working to civilize the Indians to see the bad Indians selected for good treatment. She says that it is almost a tra dition among the Indians tbat If tbey wish to accomplish anything in the way of obtaining favors from the Government they must first begin by fomenting rebellion. All tne bad Indians, as fast as they come into the reservation, receive extra rations and blankets, while the good Indian who has never been out on the warpath is calmly ignored, or else is simply patted on the back and told tbat be is a most worthy fellow. She says tbat this diffi culty is always in the way of their best teach ing. She says tbat the Indians should be greatly pitied. Tbey are obliged to lire upon their reservation. The Indians of one reserva tion cannot visit the Indians of another. Their lives are so restricted tbat dlscon tent is almost certain to result. This lady does not approve of the system of issuing rations by the Gorernment. This system U only an encouragement ot laziness, and stands In the way of bringing the Indian no to a self supporting condition. She would favor the giving of a substitute in the shape of money in satisfaction of the claim for rations. Ibe money conld be Invested in lands and cattle, and would afford in time a means of income for the Indian free from Government aid or inter. Terence. QALUNOEB BALLOTED IK, The Result ot the Senatorial Ballot In New Hampshire's Legislature. Concord, N. H., Jan. 2a At noon to-day a ballot was taken in both branches of the Legis ture for a new United States Senator to succeed Hon. W. Henry Blair. In the House the ballot resulted as follows: Charles H. Bums, 1: Charles A. Sinclair, Dern.. 163; Dr. Jacob H. Gallinger. Rep., ISL In the Senate the ballot stood: Harry Bingham, 1: Charles A. Sinclair. 9; Jacob H. Gallinxer, 11 In each Honse the name of Dr. Gallinger was ordered entered upon the reoords as the choice of a majority of the members. AQAHiST FBEE COINAGE. Substantial and Distinguished Bostonlans Hold ct Meeting. Boston, Jan. 20 Faneull Hall, floor and gallery, was packed to-day with the substan tial business men of Boston, gathered at the call of Mayor Matthews, to formally protest against the free coinage of silver. The platform was occupied by some of the most Uistlncnished statesmen, financiers and educators of Massachusetts. Slender From This Cause. St. Lonis Ulobe-Democrat, Sep. The Republican margin iu the next Senate is not likely to be as narrow as was feared a few weeks ago, bnt it will not be broad enough to render any recklessness in legislation either easy or safe. - Some Things Better Undone. Chicago News.) The Senate has been accomplishing a great deal In the latter part or the week. It has thus far failed to pass the force bill a magnificent achievement of omission. Hobson's Choice, Mew YorfcTrlbune, Hep.) Bmlth Weed resigned to the situation, eh? "Was your husband resigned to die?" asked tbe parson otthe weeping widow. "Hehadter be," said she. The Subject for Real Alarm. Canton, O., Repository. Findlay seems to have had enoueh natural gas fsft to kill some ot ber citizens. Revised Edition. Canton, 9., Pemoerat) "The only good Indian (agsat) is a dead Ja dlan" (agent). THE TOPICAL TALKER, A Canary's; Death Song. There was some pathos abont the explosion and fire which wrecked the pretty little station bonse at Quaker Valley, on the Fort Wayne road, a few nights ago. Two luckless hunting dogs were tied up in the burning house, and their cries were most piteous. Tbey were soon put out of their sufferings, however. A canary that hung at the parlor window in a brass cage saw nothlnzto fear In the brigbtflames dancing bo Tore ber, and as tha fire grew she broke Into a full song. Trill upon trill and the merriest piping she knew came from the poor little bird as the flames crept nearer. Those who heard this strange death-song are not likely to forget It, There was no way to save the singer, and her yellow throat was still throbbing with melody wben the flames reached the cage. She thought she was saluting the dawn. It was ber matin song and her requiem. A Pillar of Fire. Travelers on the midnight C. k P. express en joyed something over and above the usual de lights bow many they are) of a journey by MSbt. After leaving Bellevne a strange yellow light, like that which succeeds the gray of dawn, began to steal over the bills and the river with its burden of ice floes. As the train flow westward the yellow Jlgljr' grew, and the country began to appear in as distinct outline as if it had been actually day, Bleepy passen gers rubbed their eyes and then the moist film upon the windows, that they might speculate upon the source of the Illumination. Not till the tralnbaa passed Glenfield was this revealed, and there the light was so strong tbat the colors of the landscape were discernible; that is to say, the grass on S:ven-Mlle Island looked green, and the bills in the background harshly black and white with tbin snow and trees. The whole scene had an unnatural look. In a few minutes the cause of this illumination broke into view. A broad mass of orange flame with hardly a tinge of smoke bursting from the slopes near Coraopolis. A gas well which came in on Monday bad caught fire, and on the skirts of the town and among a forest of derricks it has been since belching forth flame at a rata that makes tbe man's heart ache when be has just paid his gas bill. It was still burning last night. In Sewickley, where everyone is as nervous about fire just now as a dying sinner, the re flection of the burning well gave rise to a good deal of anxiety till the cause was learned. Two Theater Cats. A big gray cat walked across the electric footlights from the Duquesne stage on Satur day nightjthen the opera was in full swing, and wjth great deliberation seated himself in a vacant chair in the right band proscenium box. The cat did no t acknowledge the presence of Messrs. S. A. McClune and D. T. Watson In the box; never looked at them in fact, bnt turned bis eyes toward the audience, ex amining it much as a manager does when he has an idea that he's not getting his fall share ot the receipts. Tbe calmness ot the cat amused the audience very much, but the cat did not allow himself to be betrayed into any exhibition of levity. In a few moments he retired again behind tne scenes, where ho is shown all the respect and attention due to a theater cat. He is the Duauesne's official cat. There was, a few years ago, x black cat at the Columbia Theater in Chicago, who, for one night, played a star part upon the boards. One afternoon the cat chanced to stray into the scene painter's gallery, and the artist, who was at work there, with more humor than humanity caught poor puss and painted him red, white and blue In broad stripes. Tne cat ran off, but of coarse the paint stayed on. In the evenine Wilson Barrett and Miss Eastlake gave "Clio," as usual. At a most pathetic and powerful climax in the last act, when the staee was fairly dripping with blood and tears, and Miss Eastlake was wringing the hearts of her auditors, suddenly there appeared an apparition which looked at the first glance like a tri-color flag with four legs and a tail, Clio saw the horrid thing and was aghast, the audience saw it and trembled ou tbe brink of langhter. Puss was the only one who kept calm and uncon cerned. He walked across the stage with tall proudly erect, the glare of tbe footlights Ola; mlnating bis gorgeous coat, .tteacning vhq-m side be arched his back and moved toward ber spotless white dress crab-fashion after the raffeciionate manner 01 eood-nnmorea eats. Miss Eastlake shrank away and burled her face in her hands, and tbe audience fell over tbe precipice into an abyss of laughter so loud and long that the cat affrighted ran off the stage, and tbe play went on. A Royal Chime. Tbe other day a jeweler showed me a pretty neat little bangle of gold, with three bells hung to it. They formed a harmonious chime, but suggested dog collars a little too much. But an actress told me of a better Idea developed by Mrs. Kendal a year or two ago. At the time of the silver wedding of the "Well Beloved," the Princess of Wales, tbe busy brain of Mrs. Kendal set to work to evolve something quite new for her friend, and this was it: A brooch of burnished silver tied in a true lover's knot. and a bracelet and chatelaine to match. This wasn't all; from the brooch hnng a sliver bell that rang -Diner' From the bracelet, one tbat rang "Dangl" and from tbe chatelaine came tbe deep sound "DongI" So that the wedding chime was achieved. Rather a clever idea, I think. A. Hideous Pnn. Among the extraordinary decorations of the Grand Opera House are a pair of gilded gates which flank tbe proscenium arch. They ara not ajar. Nobody baa ever seen them extended in fact and I very much question it they are intended to serve any more useful purpose than tbe equally remarkable gold pendants on tbe curtain. But tbe other night tbe demon of curiosity prompted me to ask a German friend what he thought the little gates migt be for. He studied awnile and then deliberately answered: "No doubt they mean welcome to the audience Wie Gents? so to speak. AHOIHEB INDIAN TBEATY BB0KEU". Lawyers and Railroad Men Dispute Title to a Reservation. Tacova. Jan. 20. Great consternation pre vails among tbe Puyallup Indians here, over tbe claim by the Northern Pacific Railway to the odd sections of their reservation under its land grant. It Is claimed that President Pierce's order ot 1857, defending the reservation Bound aries by authority of the previous treaty, has not force to bring litigation prior to the land grant, because or a law passed by Congress in 1851 limiting tbe President to 20 acres In mak ing all reservations except lor forts in this tor- Sora'e attorneys even donbt the rights of the Indians to any of the land, as not over two score of them are f nil-blooded '"Pnyallups. There is talk of fighting claims on the even sec tions, in expectation tbat this theory will be applied. FATES WELD'S FAIR ARCHITECTS, Another One of Them in Danger of a Visit From the Grim. Monster. Chicago. Jan. 20. General C. B. Norton is lying dangerously III in his room at tbe Palmer House, suffering from a second stroke ot paralysis. Bis entire left side is paralyzed, and he is speechless. There are but faint hopes ot his recovery. He came here from New York a short ttnTe ago to consult with the World's Fair officials, a he has bad wide experience In such matters He was chief of a bureau of the Philadelphia Exposition In 1876, a commissioner ot tbe New York Exposition in 1855, and was commissioner to the Paris Exposition of 1867. MISSOUEI PEOHlBITIONrSTS. They Object to a Clause In the Australian Ballot Law. Bedalia, Mo Jan. 20. The Missouri SUte Prohibition Conference met here to-day and decided ta put a corps of organizers into the field. In anticipation of tbe campaign in 1892. The conference adopted a resolution, urging tbe State Legislature to repea) that part of the Australian law which requires tbat a partv must have cast three per cent of tbe tout vote to be able to put a ticket in the field. John P. St. John delivered an address before the con ference last night en the subject, "The Twin Robbers, Liquor and the Tariff," Probably Not Writing la Sioux. Buffalo Express. One of the conquered Slonxlndians, who had been educated at toe Carlisle school, has gone to writing poetry. He should be placed In con finement before the braves scalp him. k CURIOUS C05DEHSAT105S. Teams began crossing the iee bridge at Three Rivers, (juebec, on Saturday. Last week's earthquakes in Algeria de stroyed two towns and killed 40 persons. A model of Pennington's air ship bos arrived in Chicago. It is over 30 feet long. Mrs. Luey "Wood has just celebrated the JOSth anniversary of her birth at Barre, Vt. Lady Brooke, of England, distributes every year, through her agency, over 5,000 gar ments. The Buenos Ayrean rebels have been disarmed by the national troops, and the war Is over. Springfield, South Dakota, Has an ar tesian well of eight-inch bore, which yields 2,500 gallons of water a minute. Three irate women whipped Lawyer Joseph A. Nealy publicly at Detroit the other day for alleged shyster work. Miss Catton, of Constantine, Mich., lost ber voice through illness several vears ago. She recovered It by sneezing, at Kalkaska, the other day, and now tbe jig goes merrily on. There is very little change in the situa tion of the Scotch railway strike. The men bave been now out for f onr weeks, and there Is no disposition to yield on either side. The Common Council of Cincinnati, at the suggestion of the health officer, has passed an ordinance making it a misdemeanor to give mbllc exhibitions of mesmerism ana bypnot sm. A squaw man, a white man wbo mar ries an Indian woman, is defined as a man who wants a wife who will work for him and allow him to go six months without changing hi shirt. Tbe committee appointed last September to inquire Into the causes ot the abnormally high mortality in Madras, has reported that tbe water supply and the drainage are de fective. Ingham Stone, of Pennsylvania, aged 81 years, and Mrs. Elizabeth A. Stone, of Pow hatan township, Pocahontas county, la., also 81 years old, have taken out a license to be married. The Canadian Militia Department has decided to Increase tbe capacity of tbe cart ridge factory at Quebec, so that the Martini Henri ammunition for Canadian use can be manufactured there. "Goss," the red Chinese chow-chow dog that was long the traveling companion of the Prince of Wales. Is now 14 years old and Infirm, and tbe honor has fallen upon "Plomoie" an other dog of the same breed. A bill has been introduced into the Illinois Legislature providing for the punish ment of persons who impose upon newspapers by furnishing nntrne or "faked" statements, which would be libelous If published. The general effect of the redaction of colonial postage, which came Into force in England on January 1, is that the charge for letters, not exceeding bait an ounce in weight, to India and the principal colonies, is uniformly 2)id. The Empress of Germiny, since her confinement, has given a fresh proof of womanly sympathy by ordering 100 complete sets of baby linen to be given to poor mothers. She has also set apart 10,000 marks to accom pany tbe gifts. In a liquor license case transferred from Randolph to Jay county, Ind., in which a jury found.that Lafayette Irwin, of Winches ter, was a fit person to have a license, but re fused to grant him one. the Court has set aside the finding and issued the license. Judgments were given on Saturday at Osgoode Hall unseating Mr. George, member elect for North Bruce in the Ontario Legisla ture, for corrupt practices by agents: and Und ine corrupt acts proved against agents of Mr. Btinson, member-elect for Hamilton. A Lynchburg gentleman states tbat he has reliable authority that an English syndi cate, with a capital of 18,000.000. will be In Vir ginia In a short time to invest in a large steel plant. These capitalists are experienced iron men. and have been engaged in the trade in Sheffield. In Paris an aquarium Is maintained for the purpose of breeding fish for replenishing tbe rivers of France. A quantity of California salmon are kept in a tank specially constructed for the purpose or artificial breeding. As a re sult more than 200 000 healthy fish are trans ferred to tbe River Seine every year. A man who has been annoyed for years by the fact that one side of his mustache grows abqut twice as fast as tbe other srtfe claims to have found an explanatiotfin the circumstance tbat he sits all day at bis desk with one side of his face turned to a window, the light from which stimulates the growth of the hair on that side. More eabin passengers arrived at New fTork In 1S90 on tbe ocean steamers than ever before In the history of that port; Tbe steam ers made a total of 914 trips, bringing 99 IS) cabin and 371.693 steerage passengers. British steamers made364 of the trips and landed 54.971 cabin and 119.679 steerage paxengers. During tbe total 914 trips there were 49 Dirtbs, 63 deaths and 11 suicides. Empress Williams, adopted from the Home for the Friendless, at Indianapolis, by John Gillebaugh and wife, ot Portland, has been abducted from the home of her faster parents by an unknown man and woman. Tbe woman is supposed to be ber mother. Mrs. Gillebaugh was greatly attached to the child, wbo was about 5 years old. and has becomo crazed by grief over the loss. A pin was lost from the trolley on an Angnsta, Ga,, electric car same time ago and the car stopped. A hairpin furnished by a lady passenger enabled one of the cars to con tinue its trip to the HilL Friday morning the hairpin was removed and replaced by one made for tbe purpose. It is only justice to tbe hair pin, however, to say that it could have satis factorily performed tbe duty alloted to it for several months to eome. Last Thursday two little tots Rachel Frisch, 4 years old, and Charley Phillips, 3 years old toddled away together from their homes on College street, Cincinnati. Their parents sought them day and niznt in vain. The chil dren are too yonng to speak for themselves and there is no one else to tell their story. Tney were seen together on Sixth street, nrar midnight. Tbey were found Sunday locked up In the second story of Hart's retail shoe store, within two blocks of their home. The entrance to their prison was by a stairway from an alter, and the door that shot them in was fastened with a night lock. A boy happened to see their tearful faces at a window about noon to-day. and be gave tbe first alarm. Tbe first cry ot both tbo little ones when their prison door was broken open was "Water, water." They were found lying face downward on the floor, tbelr arms and feet spread out, and they were crying. They bad been shut up alone in the cold CO hours without food or water. They are now nnderthe care of physicians, and fear is felt that their illness may be very serious. They said a man took them to tbe room, "WISPS OF WIT. "rep," said Pink "Whiskers, the tramp, "I wlsht I had as many dollars as It Is easy to ult bats. Yoa see. a gsnjr nv ns will lay down In the weeds along side nv the railroad a little way from the water tank. Jest as a passenger train is about to start off, after the engine Is through takln wlter. we Jump up an' holler. Howdy, Kernel.' Then all the men In tbe cars stick their beads out uv the winders, and we grab tbelr hats an' slide. tJv course, this Is in the South. In the West, we say 'Jedfe,' an in tho East. 'Perfesser.' Any where else we sine oat, "noway, jut. boiui- Qremtburg Spark. Of every million people in the world 800 are blind, and the other 999.W0 cannot see their own raults.-Oft City Bllaard. The meat of a volume is generally found on the table of eomeaXi.-ChamHerttmrg YaUej Spirit. All coal dealers and bread bakera are in-, terested In the llghtwelrht chajnplonshlp.-tfrt QrUant Picayune. It is to be hoped that tbe British army officers who are coning to aid Buffalo BUI In an nihilating tbe Indians will see that their single barreled eye-glasses are properly loaded before they strike the Bad Lauds. -Butte City Miner. "Wsgley I'll tell you bow to make a lot or money. Wooden-How? Wagiey Buy a lot of thermometers now, and sell them next Jnly. -Wooden I don't see how I can make any money that way. Warier "Why, man, they're sare to roue SO or SO points. Botton Courier. Editor The young "man yon recom. mended. Spacer, will turn out a brilliant writer. Hnaeer I taought nis need contained large de posits or (ray matter. What has be done? Editor He never tails to Jab his paste brush into bis Ink wetl.-.Vo Tar Herald. Still another revolution in South Amer ica Is reported. It was made by the ear wheels on a new railroad tbat has jnst been opened In Brazil. Bujalo xxprett. Food mother John, do vou know Gertie has arranged a nttle piece far the plane? Fondfather Good! Peace for the plaao mssaa eace for all of us. Dttrolt Srte Prut, i.-tfSi SK52