)hBm&M w-- 7- -4i . CUTS MD SLUSHES, Rudyard Kipling Whets Up His Pen and Goes After Ameri can Institutions. REALITIES OF POLITICS, Greatness Thrnst Upon Men by tho Influence of the Saloon. HIS COMPLIMENTS TO OUR GIRLS. An Ethnological Discourse Upon the Negro and Ills Fntnre. SPREADEAGLEISM AT A BIG BANQUET IWItlTTEN TOR THE DUIM.TCB.1 LETTER NO. S. I have been watching machinery in repose after "-"ling about machinery in action. Ad excellent gentle man. who bears a name honored in the maga zine, writes, much as Disraeli orated.tfP'the sublime inatinctsof an ancient people," the certainty with which they can be trusted to manage their own af fairs in their own way, and the speed with whinJi thev ftrn mak- jtt?. f ins for all sorts of de- ''I). J sirable roals. This he called a statement or purview of American politics. I went almost directly afterward to a sa loon where gentlemen interested in ward politics nightly congregate. They were not pretty persons. Some of them were bloated, and they all swore cheerfully till the heavy cold watch chains on their fat stomachs rose and fell again; but they talked over their liquor as men who had power and un questioned access to places of trust and profit The magazine writer discussed theories of govern ment; these men the practice. Tney had been there. They knew all about it. Tney banged their fists on the table and spake of political "pulls" the vending of votes and m form. Theirs-was not the talk of village babblers reconstructing the affairs of ttie nation, but of strong, coarse, lustlul men fighting :or spoil and thoroughly un derstanding the best methods ot reaching it. Grimy ltcalties of Politics. 1 listened loug and intently to speech I could not understand, or but in spot. It was the speech of business, however. I had sense enough to know that, and to do my laughing outside the door. Then I began to understand why mv pleasant and well educated hosts in San Francisco spoke with a bitter scorn of such duties of citizenship as voting and taking an interest in the dis tribution of offices. Scores of men have told me without false pride that they would as soon concern themselves with the public afUirs of the city or State as rake muck with a steam shovel. It may be that their lofty disdain covers selfishness, but I sbould be very sorry ha bitually to meet the fat gentlemen with shiny top hats and plump cigars in whose society I have been spending the evening. Bead about politics as the cultured writer of the magazines regards 'A and then, and not till then, pay your respects to the gentle men who run the grimy reility. I'm sick of interviewing night editors who lean their chair against the wall and in response to my demand for the record of a piominent citi zen answer: "Well, you see, he began by keeping a saloou," etc The American Maidens. I prefer to believe that my inlormants are treating me as in the old sinful days in India I was used to treat the wandering globe-trotter. They declare that they speak the truth, and the news of dog politics lately vouchsa'ed to me in groggeries in clines me to believe, but I won't. The peo ple are much too nice to slaugander as reck lessly as I hive been doing. Beside, I am liopelcsslv in love with about eight Amer ican maidens all perfecttully delightful till the next one comes into the room. O-Toyo was a darling, but she lacked several things conversation for one. Ycu cannot lic on giggles. She shall re-' mam unmarried at Nagasaki, while I roast, a battered tcart before the shrine of a big Kentucky blonde, who had lor a nurse when she was little a negro "mammy." By con sequence slie has welded on Cali ornjau beauty, Paris dresses, Eastern culture, Europe trips and wild Western originalitr, the queer dreamy superstitions of the quarters, and the result is soul shattering. A Variety of Stellar Attractions. Ana she is but one ol many stars. Item, a maiden who believes in education and possesses it, with a few hundred thousand dollars to boot and a taste for slumming. Item, the leader of a sort of informal salon where girls congregate, read papeis and dariuglydiscnss mctaplisical problems and candy a sloe-eyed, black-browed, imperi ous u-aiden she Item, a very small maideo, absolutely without reverence, who can in one 6wift sentence trample upon and leave gasping half a dozen young men. Item, a millionairess, burdened with her money, lonely, caustic, with a tongue keen as a Eword, yearning for a sphere, but chained up to the rock of her vast possessions. Item, a typewriter maiden earning her own bread in this big city, because she doesn't think a girl ought to be a burden on her parents, who quotes Tbeoi'hile Gautier and moves through the world manfully, much respected lorall her 20 inexperienced sum mers. Item, a woman from cloudlaud who bus no history in the pastor future, but is discreetly ot the present and strives for the confjdeiiies of male humanity on the grounds of "sympathy" (methinks this is not altogether a new type). Item, a girl in a" "dive," blessed with a Greek head and eyes, that seem to,speak all that is best and sweetest in the world. But woe is met She has no ideas in this world or the next be yond the consumption of beer (a commis sion on each bottle) and protests that she sings the songs allotted to her nightly with out more than the vaguest notion of their meaning. Comparisons Tory Odious. Sweet and comely are the maidens of Devonshire; delicate andof gracious seem ing those who live in the pleasant places of London; fascinating for all their demureuess the damsels 01 France, clinging closely to their mothers and with large eyes wondering at the wicked world; excellent in her own place and to those who understand her is the Anglo-Indian "spin" in her second season; but the girls of America are above and be yond them all. They are clever, they can talk vea, it is said that they think. " Cer tainly they have an appearance of so doing which is dehghtlully deceptive. They are original, and regard you between the brows with unabashed eyes ai a lister might look at her brother. They are in structed, too, in the folly and vanity ol the male mind, for they have associated with the boys from babyhood, and can discern ingly minister to both rices or pleasantly snub the possessor. They possess, moreover, a life among themselves, independent ot any masculine associations. They have so cieties and clubs and unlimited tea fights, where all the guests are girls. They are self-possessed, without parting with any ten derness that is their sex-right; tbej under? ,lT?i rrn ft? stand; they can take care of themselves; they are superbly independent. Quoting the Girls. Wden you ask them what makes them so charmirlg, they say: "It is because we are better educated than your girls, and and we are more sensible in regard to men. "We have good times all round, but we aren't taught to regard everr man as a possible husband. Nor is he expected to marry the first girl he calls on regularly." Yes, thev have good times, their freedom Is large and they do not abuse it. They can go driving with young men and receive visits from voung 'men to an extent that would make an English mother wink with horror, and neither driver nor drivee have a thought beyond the enjoyment of a good time. As " certain, also, of their own poets have said.: Han Is Bro and woman is tow. Ana the devil he comes and begins to blow. In America the tow is soaked in a solution that makes it fireproof, in absolute liberty and large knowledge; consequently accidents do not exceed the regular percentage ar ranged by the devil for each class and climate under the skies. But the freedom ot the young girl has its drawbacks. She is I say it with all reluctance irreverent, from her $40 bonnet to the buckles in her $18 shoes. She talks flippantly to her parents and men old enough to be her grandiather. She has a prescriptive right to the society of the man who arrives. Kipling's Annoying Experiences. The parents admit it. This is sometimes embarrassing, especially when you call on a man and his wi'e for the sake of informa tion the one being a merchant of varied knowledge, the other a woman of the world. In five minutes your host has vanished. In another five his wife has fallowed him, and yon are left alone with a very charming maiden, doubtless, but certainly not the person you came to see. She chatters and you griu, but you leave with the very strong impression of a wasted morning. This has been my experience once or twice. I have even said as pointedly as I dared to a man, "I came to see you." "You'd better see me in my office.tlien. The honse belongs to my omen folk to mv daughter, that is to say." lie spoke tho truth. The American of wealth is owned by bis family. They exploit him for bullion. The women get the ha'pence, the kicks are all Ms own. Xiothinc is too good for an American's daughter (1 speak here uf the nionejed clashes). The girls take every gift as a roattertif course, and yet they develop greatly when a catastrophe arrives and the man of many millions goes up or goes down, and his daughters take to stenography or type writing. One Point to Commend. I have beard many tales of heroism from the lips of girls who counted tho principals among their friends. The crash came, Mamie or Hat tie or Sadie gave up their maid, their carriages and candy, and with a No. 2 Remington and a stout heart set about earning their daily bread. "And did I drop her from the list of m f ricndsT No. sir," said a scarlet-lipped vision In white lace: that might happen to us any day." It may bo this sense of posslblo disaster in the air that makes San Franciscan society go with so captivating a rush and whirl. Reclc lesnesc is in the air. I can't explain where it cranes from, but there it I'. The roaring winds nit the Pacific make you drunk to begin with. The aggressive luxury on all sides helps out the intoxication, and vou spin forever "down the ringing groovas of change" (there is no small chinge, by ths way. west of the Rockies) as long as money lasts. They inako greatly and they spend lavishly; not only the rich, bat the artisans, who pay nearly 3 fur a tult of clothes and for other luxuries In proportion. Compliments to the Young Men. The young men rejoice in the dajs of their youth. They gamble, yacht, race, enjoy prize tights and cock tights, the one openlv, the other in secret; they establish luxurious clubs; they break themselves over horse-flesh and other things and they are Instant in a quarrel. At 0 they are experienced in business, embark In vast enterprises, take partners as experienced as themselves and go to pieces with as much splendor as their neighbors. i Remember that the men who stocked Cali fornia m the fifties were physically and. as far as regards certain touzh virtues, the pick of the earth. The Inapt and the ueaKly alcden route or went under in the days uf construc tion. To this nucleus were added all the races of tho Continent French, Italian, German ami, of course, the Hebrew. The result yoa shall see in large-boned, deep-chested, delicate handed women and long, elastic, well-built boys. It needs no little golden badge swinging from the watch chain to mark the native son of tho golden West, the country bred of Califor nia. Him I love becanso he is devoid of fear, carries himsp.lt like a man, and has a heart as big as his books. Can Afford to Enjoy Life. I fancy, too, he knows how to enjoy the blessings of life that his province so abundant ly bestows upon him. At least, I heardalittlo rat of a creature with hock bottle shoulders explaining that a man from Chicago could pull the eye teeth of a Californian in business. Well, If I lived in fairyland, where cherries were as big as plums, plums as big as apples, and strawberries of no account, where the procession of the fruits of the seasons was like a pageant in a Drury Lane pantomine and tho dry air was wine, 1 should let business slide once in a way and kick up my heels with my fcllons. The tale of the resources ot California veg etable and mineral is a fairy tale. You can read it in books. You would never believ me. All manner ot nonrishin: food from sea fish to beef may be bought at the lowest prices, and the people aro consequently well developed and ot a bleu stomach. They demand 10 shillings fortinkcrinira jatnnud lock of a trunk; tbey receive 16 shillings a day for working as car-pentcr-.: they spend many sixpences on very bad cigars, wlnrti the poorest of them smoke, and they go mad over a prize fight. When they disagree they do so fatally with firearms in their hands and on the public streets. Plenty of Shooting Irons. I was just clear of -Mission street when the trouble began between two gentlemen, one of whom perforated the other. When a policeman, whose name I do not recollect, "fatally shot Ed Hcaroey" for attempting to escape arrest I was in the next street. For these things I am thank ful. It is enough to travel with a policeman in a tramcarsnd while he arranges his coat tails as be sits down to catch sight of a loaded re viver. It is enough to know that 50 per cent ot the men in the public saloons carry pistols about them Tho Chinaman waylays hisiadversarv and methodically chops nini to pieces with his hatcher. Then the press roars about the brutal ferocity of the pagan. The Italian reconstructs his friend with a long knife. The press com plains of the waywardness of the alien. The Irishman and the native uf Califcrnia in their hours of discontent use the revolver, not ouce, but six times. The press records the fact and a-ks in the next column whether the world can Darallel the progress of San Francisco. The American who loves his country will tell you that this sort ut thing is confined to the lower classes. Just at present an ex-jndee, who was sent to lall by another judge (upon my word, I cannot tell whether these titles mean any thing), is breathing red hot vengeance against his enemy The papers have interviewed both parties and confidently expect a fatal Issue. The Negro Waiters. Now, let me draw breath and curse the negro waiter, and through him the negro in service generally, he has been made a Citizen with a vote, consequently both political parties play with him. Bnt that is neither here nor there. He will commit in one meal every Detise that a senllion fresh from the plow tail is capable of. and he will continue to repeat those faults. He is as complete a heavy-footed, uncomprehend ing, bungle-fisted fool as any memsahib in the East ever took into her establishment. But be is according to law a free and Independent citi zenconsequently above reproof or criticism. He and he alone in this insane cltv will wait at table (the Chinaman doe-n't count). He is untrained, inapt, but he will fill the place and draw the pay. Now the Creator and his father's fate made him intellectually Inferior to the Oriental.- He insists on pretending that he serves tables by accident as a aort of amuse ment. Hs wishes you to understand this little fact. Yon wish to eat your meals, and If possi ble to have them propeily served. He Is a big, black, vain baby and a man rolled Into one. A colored gentleman Mho insisted nn getting me pie when 1 wanteu something else demanded in lormation about India. I gave him some facts about wages "Oh." said he, cheerfully, "that wouldn't keep me in cigars for a month." Then he lawned on me for a 10-cent piece. Later he took it upon himself to pity the natives ol India. Ethnology of the Walter. "Heathen," be railed them, this woolly one, whose race has been the butt ot every comedy on the native stage since the beginning. And I turned and saw by the bead upon bis shoulders that he was a Yoruba man, if there be any truth in ethnological castes. He did his think ing In En giltc, but he was a Yoruba negro, and the race type had remained the same through out his generations. And the room was full of other rares some that looked exactly like Gallas (but the trade was never recruited from that side of Atrica). some duplicates of Cam eroon heads and some Kroomen, It ever Kroo men wore evening dress. The American does not consider little mat ters of descent, though by this time he onght to know all about "damnable heredity." Asa general rule he keeps himself very far from the negro, and says things about him that are not pretty. There are 6,000,000 negroes, more or less, in the States, ard they are increasing. The American once having made them citizens cannot nnraake them. He says, in bis news papers, they ougnt to be elevated by education. He is trying this, but it is like to be a long job because black blood is much more adhesive than wblto and throws back with annoying per sistence. When Negroes Get Religions. When tho negro gets religion he returns di rectly as a hiving bee to the first Instincts of his people. Just now a wave ot religion Is sweeping over some of the Southern States. TJJ to the present two Messiahs and a Daniel have appeared, and several human .sacrifices have been offered up to these incarnations. The Daniel managed to get three young men. who he insisted were Sbadracb. Meshcch and Abed uego, to walk into a blast furnace, guaranteeing non-combustion. They did not return. I have seen nothlnz ot this kind, but I have attended a negro church they pray or are caused to pray by themselves in this country. The congregation were moved by the spirit to groans and tears, and one of them danced up the aisle to the mourners' bench. The motive may have been genuine. Tho movements of the shaken body were those of a Zanzibar stick dance, such as you see at Aden on the coal boats, and even as I watched the people the links that bound them to the white man snapped one by one. and I saw before me the hubshi (woolly hair) praying to a God he did not understand. Those neatl-dressed folk on the benches, the gray-headea elder by the win dow, were savages neither more nor loss. America's Greatest Problem. What will the American do with the negroT The South will not consort with him. In some States miscegenation is a penal offense. The North Is every year less and less in need of his services. And he will not disappear. He will continue as a problem. His friends will nrgo that he is as good as the white man. His ene mieswell, you can guess what his enemies will do from a little incident that followed on a recent appointment by toe President. He made a negro an assistant in a postoffice, where think of ill ho had to work at the next desk to a white girl, the daughter of a Colonel, one of the first families, by gad, sir Southern chivalry and alL tho weaiy, weary rest of it. The Southern chivalry howled and and hanged or burned someone in effigy. Per haps it was the President and perhaps it was the negro lmt the principle remains the same. Tbey said it was an insult. It is not good to be a necro in tho laud of the free and the home of the brave. Speeches to a Samoan Hero. But this has nothing to do with San Fran cisco and her merry maidens; her strong, swag gering men and her wealth of gold apd pride. They boro me to a banquet in honor of a brave Lieutenant Carlln, of the Vandalla who stack by his ship in the great cyclone at Apia and comported himself as an officer should. On that occasion 'twas at the Bohemian Club I heard oratory with the roundest of o's, and devoured a dinner the memory of which will descend with me into the hungry crave. There were about 40 speeches delivered, and not one of them was average or ordinary. It was my first introduction to the American eagle, screaming for all it was worth. The Lieutenant's heroism served as a peg from which the silver tongued ones turned them selves loose and kicked. They ransacked the clouds of sunset, the thunderbolts of heaven, the deeps of hell and the splendor of the resur rection for tropes and metaphors, and burled the result at the head of the guest of the even inc. Never since the morning stars sang to gether for joy. 1 learned, had an amazed crea tion witnessed such superhuman bravery as that displayed by the American navy in the Samoa cjclone. Till earth rotted in the phos phorescent star and stripe slime of a decayed universe that godlike gallantry would not be forgotten. A Niagara of Blatlierumskite. I grieve that I cannot give the exaci words. My attempt at reproducing their spirit ispalo and inadequate. I sat bewildered on a corus cating Niagara of blatlierumskite. It was mag nificent It was stupendous and I was con scious ot a wicked desire to hide myself in my napkin and grin. Then, according to rule, tbey produced their dead, and across the snowy tablecloths dragged the corpse of every man slain in the Civil War and hurled defiance at "our natural enemy" (England, so please you), "with her chain of fortresses across the world." Thereafter they glorified their nation afresh from the beginning, in case any detail should have been overlooked, and tbac made me un comfortable for their sakes. How in the world can a white man, a sahib of our blood, stand up and plaster praise on his own country? He ran think so highly as he likes, but this open mouthed vehemence of adoration struck mo almost as indelicate. My hosts talked for rather lnoj-e than three hours, and at the end seemed ready for three hours more. Bat when the Lieutenant such a big, brave, gentle giant rose to his feet he delivered what seemed to me as the speech ot the evening. 1 remember nearly the whole of ir, and it ran something in this way: Gentlemen It's verv pood of vou to give me this dinner and to ten me alt these1! pretty things, but what I want and what we ought to get at once is a navy more shins lots of 'em .' Then we howled the top of the roof off, and I for one fell in love with Car ina on the spot. Wallah! He was a man. Poor England Always Suffers. The prince among merchants bade me take no heed to the warlike sentiments of some of the old Generals. "The skyrockets are thrown in for effect," quoth he, '"and, whenever we get on our hind legs we aln ays express a desire to chaw up England. It's a sort of family affair." And, indeed, when you come to think of it, there is no other country for the American public speaker to trample upon. France has Germany, wo have Russia: for Italy Austria is provided, and the humblest Patban possesses an ancestral enemv. Only America stands out of the racket, and there fore, to be in fashion, makes a sandbag ot the mother country and bangs her when occasion requires. "The chain ot fortresses" man, a fas cinating talker, explained to me after tho affair that he was compelled to blow off steam. Everybody expectedit. When we had chanted "The Star, Spangled Banner" not more than eight times we adjourned. America is a very great country, but it is not jet heaven, with electric lights and plush fittings, as the speakers professed to believe. My listening mind went back to the politicians in the saloon, who wasted no time in talking about freedom, but quietly made arrangements to impuse their will on the citizens "The Judge is a great man, but give thy presents to the clerk," as the proverb saitb. The American Typewriter. And what more remains to tell? I cannot write connectedly, because I am in lovewiih all those girls aforesaid, and some others who do not appear in the invoice. The typewriter is an institution of which the comic papers make much capital, but she is vastly conven ient, bbe and a companion rent a room in a business quarter, and aided by a typewriting machine, copy MSS at the rate of six annas a page. Only a woman can operate a typewrit ing machine, because she has served appren ticeship to the sewfbg machine. She can earn as much as $100 a month, and proresses to re gard this form of bread winning as her natural destiny. But oh, how she hates it in her heart of hearts ! When I had gotten over the surprise of doing business with and trying togiveorderstoayonng woman of cold, clerkly aspect intrenched be hind gold rimmed spectacles I made inquiries roncerning the pleasures of this independence. They liked it indeed they did. 'Xwas the natural tate of almost all girls the recognized custom in America and I was a barbarian not to see it in that light. Well, and after? ' said I. "What happens?" "We work for our bread." "And then what do you expect?" "1 hen we shall work for our bread." "Till you die?" "Ye-es unless " Driven to Confession. "Unless what? This is your business, you know. A man works until he dies.' "So shall we" this without enthusiasm"! suppose." Said the partner in the firm audaciously "Sometimes we marry our employers at least, that's what the newspapers say." The hand banged on half a dozen of the keys of the ma chine at once. "Yes, I don't care. I bate it I hate it 1 hate it and J ou needn't look sol"' The senior partner was regarding the rebel with grave-eyed reproach. "1 thought you did," said I. "I don't suppose American girls are much different from En glish ones in instinct." "Isn't itTbeophile Gautier who says1 that the only differences between conntry and country lie in the slang and the unitorm of the police?" Now. in the name of all the gods at once, what is one to say to a young lady (w bo in Eng land would be a person) who earns her own bread, and very naturally hates tho employ.and slings out of the way quotations at your head? That une falls in love with her goes without sayinir, but that is not enough. A mission should be established. Rudyaud Kipling. An Editor's Experience. Mr. E. C. Hinkle, editor of the Beacon. Winfield, Iowa, has this to say regarding what we believe to be the best and most re liable medicine known lor throat and lung diseaseit "Chamberlain's Cough Bemedy has done a great good in this locality. I was myself afflicted with a lingering run of la grippe, which was most seriously affecting my lungs, but one 50-cent bottle of this remedy broke it up completely and brongnt me out all right" tvsu Ftjekitcrk upholstered an&repaired. Hauoh & Keen an, 83-34 Water street, 80 THE HTTSBUKG- DISPATCH. ' SUNDAY, JANUARY - IS, DEATH OF BRADD0CK. Proof That tho General Was Mur dered by One of Bis Own Men IN REVENGE FOE A BRUTAL CRIME. Facts of Pittsburg's Indian History Not Generally Known. I TALE 0P A YEKT OLD COLORED WOMAN rWBITTXN TOR TBI DISPATCH.! The conflict with the Indians upon the Western frontier, apparently drawing to a close, recall the time when Pittsburg filled the most prominent place before the world as the scene of Indian warfare. Notwith standing the intervening years there is much that is new about these early days, only now coming to light. There are scores of old men living in Pittsburg to-day who can recall the Indian visits to the city in the early part of the century, and there are thousands of younger men who remember the cornplanter Indian raftsmen who, until within the past 15 or 20 years, were regular spring visitors down the Allegheny to the city. From archives not accessible to every Pittsburger I have been able to gather facts regarding one or two great events that con tradict the comaionly accepted statements to be found in written history. Braddock Was Murdered. The central event around which all early history of Pittsburg clusters was General Braddock's defeat Ponular history gives it that Braddock was killed by Indians in the great struggle of July 9, 1755. The fact, susceptible of conclusive proof, is that he was murdered by one of his own soldiers. William Butler, of Philadelphia, who was engaged in the Braddock expedition, had, at the age of 104 years, this to say con cerning the death ot the General: "Brad dock was killed by a man named Facett, brother of one whom Braddock hadjust killed in a passion; this man who killed Braddock was in the ranks as a non-commissioned officer; the former was a brave major or captain, and by birth an Irishman. The soldier shot Braddock in the back, as he wore a coat of mail in front, which turned balls fired in front. He lived two or three diys after be was wounded. The only words he ever uttered after his fall were : "Is it possible all is over?" Testimony of a Negro. In addition to the recital of William But ler, Billy Brown, an old colored man, who was body servant to Colonel Brown, of the Irish regiment, and who was present at that memorable fight, confirmed the truth of Braddock being shot by one of his men, be cause he had killed his brother. He also said that General Braddock's character was ohstinats and prolane. "Whej AVashington came up to him in the fight," he is quoted as saying, "fell on his knees and beseeched Braddock to allow him to Use 300 of his men in tree-fighting, the General cursed him and said: 'I've a mind to run you through the body," and shonted: 'We'll sup to-day in Fort Du quesne, or else in hell." Further evidence of Braddock's assassina tion is found in the Millerstown Gazette, of 1830, in which mention is made of Butler's presence in that city, visiting an aged solJier who had also been in Braddock's de feat. The paper says both these two old soldiers concurred in saying that Braddock was shot by Facett. Evidence From the Newspapers. . A correspondent of the Christian Advocate a minister, writing from Millerstown.Pa., in 1833 says: "The old man died at the age of 104 years in 1828, who killed Brad dock." At'the same time, the correspon dent confirms the other fact, of the man's brother being killed by Braddock. He (Facett) lived at Laurel hill. . The Newburyport, Mass., -Herald, of 1842, declares its acquaintance with Daniel Adams, an old soldier of that place, aged 82, who confirms the shooting of General Braddock by one of his own followers. This old veteran stated that the principal officers had previously advised a retreat, which the General pertinaciously refused, to consent to; that after nearly all the principal officers bad been shot down he was approached by a Captain to renew the advice, whom he forthwith shot down. Upon 'seeing this, a brother of the Captain immediately shot Braddock. Where Braddock's Bones Lie. For the last 100 year, at intervals, senss sational stories ot the finding of the alleged rcmains'of the unlortunate Braddock with his coat of mail, and all the military accou ferments of a- General have come up, but they were all without a grain of truth. The various spots between Braddock's Field and the top of the Allegheny mountains, that have been pointed out as the resting place of the murdered General of the Indian fight of 1755, are ouly located by guess work. Tbey do not coincide with the ac counts of the men who helped close that final act of darkest history. The undisturbed grave of General Brad dock, according to records now on file in the oldest library of Philadelphia, is about seven miles east of fTJniontown, Favette county, and close to the northern side of the National road. Since that day of burial no one has ever found time or inclination to give the remains a more distinguished sep ulther. The Hannastown Massacre. The massacre of Hannastown, Westmore land county, which stood about three miles from Greensburg, was anotherludian episode that filled the early settlers around the primi tive metropolis of Western Pennsylvania with a fear such as is being experienced in South Dakota to-day. History is repeating itself and though the trained infantry and cavalry gives protection now that settler of 100 years ago had not, Indian outbreaks are robbed of none of their horror. The 13th day of July, 1782, was a memor able day for 'Hannastown. While nearly all of the men were in the harvest field, un conscious of impending danger, an alarm ol Indians caused them to flee and take safety in the block bouse. Between 300 and 400 redskins swept down on the town, burnt the dwellings and took the unfortunate inhabit ants, or as many of them as they found, cap tives. A Sad Wedding Party. There was a wedding party in progress at a house near Millerstown, two miles distant. The savages took the entire party prisoners, treating the bride and groom with the ut most indignities. These merrymakers were carried captive to Canada. On the march a father was carrying a sick child on his back, when the little safferer cried out with pain. In an instant a tomahawk was buried in his,head,and when the father remonstrated the same fate was meted out to him. A woman prisoner, -w-ho-was a witness of the terrible affair, screamed out with horrOT, and as a warning to the rest she was brained on the spot. The Colonel Boquet who figured so promi nently in the early history of Pittsburg was notorious in another way. He was a mer cenary, a Swiss who had enlisted in the service of England tor money and not Tor glory, and on bis retreat from the disastrous field of Braddock's de eat, threatened to quarter his troops on the citizens oi Phila delphia. At that time they were afflicted with virulent smallpox, and tearful that the threat would be executed the citizens of the Quaker City, in some cases, gave up their houses to the troops. The name of Boquet has never been a subject of veneration in Philadelphia. A Very Old Woman. A. yery curious story of early Pittsburg is that of the colored woman who is said to have? been the oldest person of modern times of which we have any record. There may be persons living yet who remember Joice Hetb. TJp to the time of this woman's death the celebrated Thomas Parr, of Lon don, was the oldest or whom there is any record. He died In 1635, at the age of 152. Pittsburg then came on the. scene about 1830 with this colored woman aged 161. At this time then appeared in the Eastern news papers announcements to this effect: . Joice Hetb, a negro slave. Is exhibited alive at Pittsburg, aged 101 years. She retains a vivid recollection of the scenes of her youth, and i to bo brought on to Philadelphia and New York. It is said that she once belonged to General Washington's father, and wasfcurse to the General. The records fail to, say whether she ever starred in the Eastern cities; the impression is that she failed to keep her engagement. There always existed a doubt as to the claim of the woman, and it is said that a post mortem showed that she was but a little over 100. Kid. Dableio. THE CHAMPION HOTEL BEAT. How He Won a Salt of Clothes and Eighty Five Dollars on HI GalL Chattanooga 'I lines.I The lellow had no baggage when he regis tered first at the Markham House last week, but bad a very glib .tongue and told such a plausible story that he was permitted to register and given a room. He was well dressed and a very pleasant spoken fellowj, and bis bar bill soon assumed startling pro portions. The hotel people became alarmed, and alter he had been there several days a party stopping there told them he was a beat. The clerk fixed up a scheme, and that evening he got into the fellow's room on some pretext after be had retired and calmly gathering up the fellow's coat, vest and pants told him they could be redeemed at the office for the amount of his bill. The fellow's nerve did not desert him ven in this extremity. He borrowed a mackin tosh coat from the clerk, which reached to his heels, which he put on over his under clothing, in order to go after some money, and walked to the Kimball House, where be boldly registered and was shown to a room, leaving word that when his baggage arrived it was to be kept nntil he got np in the morning. At about 8 o'clock in the morning he came jumping down stairs, making a great noise, with a tale of robberv, in which he had lost his clothes and $85 in cash. The hotel managem-ut, without stopping to in vestigate the fellow, got him anew suit of clothes and paid him $85, rather than have such notoriety attached to the honse. The fellow then walked back to the Markham House, paid his bill, obtained his clothes and jumped out of town. HOW SNAKES GET HEALS. They Strike the Fishes, Poison Them and Then Swallow Them. Nature's Kealm. Having repeatedly been interested in watching how water snakes feed, I was care ful in noting hqw one particular snake maneuvered to get a meal in Crum brook, one of the trout streams preserved by the Quaspeake Club, of Eockland oounty, rf. Y., of which I am warden. The snake darted from under the bank and seized a chnb about three inches long, half of its body being in the mouth of the snake. I struck the reptile smartly with my cane, when it darted away, and the fish wriggled off slowly for a few feet and then lost all power of motion, although it did not seem to be even slightly bruised. Upon taking it ont of the water I observed a thick slime or mucus covering the whole body, which I scraped off. and re turned the fish to the water. At first it was very active, swimming around lively, but in a few moments seemed once more to lose the power of motion. I again took it out of the water, and found the coating of slime thicker upon its body than before. I scraped it off again, with the same result, but finally the fish turned on its side dead, and in about five minutes, spent in perfect quietude on my part, the snake came from under a submerged stump, seized the fish and disappeared. This incident led me to believe that the snake poisoned th: fish by coating it with the thick secretion I found upon its body. JOCKO AND THE PENNIES. A Wise Monkey Who Stole From the Milk Pitchers to Bay Bananas. New York Sun. I Early one morning Jocko fonnd a pitcher standing at the head oi the stairs with some pennies in it. They were for the milkman. Jocko took the pennies and ran down stairs. When he returned from his visit to his Italian friend that afternoon he had two bananas instead ot one. Jocko f iund that if he got up a little earlier he could get a great many pennies from the pitchers on the second and third floors, too. For a long time nobody sus pected him, although Mr. Hoffman often wondered at the liberality of the banana vender. The milkman would ring the bell and demand payment for his milk, and the tenants would swear that they had left it in their pitchers. Jocko happened to over sleep one day, and when he went up stairs there was no' pitcher on the second or third floors. MisKauffmann's pitcher was in its place, but Instead of pennies it contained milk. Jocko put his paw into the milk and splashed it around. He was watching the white liquid trickle down his brown arms when the door.opened and Miss Kauffmann appeared. Jocko slid down the balustrade on his tail, while the pitcher turned over and fell down a step or two, and the milk trickled down stairs. The Wonderful Aluminum. Atlanta Journal. The biggest rocking chair made of alu minum could be listed by a little child. The largest wagon body made of it could be put in place by a 10-year-old boy. It can be hammered into thin sheets, and a sheet the size of an opera house curtain conld almost be borne along on the wings of a sephyr. P0BTBAITS IN HINIATTJBE. Specimens of the Work Found on the Papy rus Bolls of Egypt. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The fashion of painting single portraits' "in little," or miniatures, undoubtedly took its origin in the grand art of the illuminator an art which was practiced by all nations, both Eastern and WeUern, from the rubri catiou of capitals and headings, and occa sionally true miniatures found on the papy rus rolls ol ancient Egypt, as farbacc as the eighteenth dynasty, down to the magnifi cent missal in theBoneu Library, completed Nicholas Riliiard. From a Miniature by Himself. iu the vear A. D. 1682. Every colieetiou af fords abundant evidence of the introduction ol individual portraits among the gorgeous surrounding of the general l laminated work. The Flemish iliuminator.eapeciully, carried the. drawing and coloring of the heads to a degree of perfection which came very near that attained by the greatest mas ters who subsequently practiced the nrt of miniature painting, as the term is under stood in these later days. Tie first En glishman who devoted himself entirely to it, with distinguished success, was Nicholas HillUrd, 1647-1619. He began when 13 years old. The most interesting specimens of his work are Dortraits of Elizabeth and the Due d'Alencon on the respective covers of a prayer book-intended as s present from the Queen to the Duke. 1891 - A NOISELESS PIANO. Science Comes to the Rescue of the Maiden Who Most Flay. COMFORT IN RUBBER IN A SHOE. A Paris Merchant Has Lots of Fun Catching- Bold Burglars. SIMPLE CUBE FOR MOSQUITO BITES IFBXFJkBSD rOBTHX DISPO.TCII.1 The piano has long been a means of in flicting the most exquisite torture on those who were unwillingly compelled to listen to its strains as evoked by the miscellaneous periormer. There has lately, however, ap peared a tendency on the part of inventors to attempt to mitigate this form of human misery, and the latest variation of a recent idea of covering the instrument with plush is to bring out a "library" piano covered with leather, a material which would at the same time lend itself to ornamental effects and considerably reduce the volume of sound. Another dev'o which will doubtless be hailed with gratitude by fathers of families, schoolmasters, schoolmistresses and their neighbors has just been patented. This in vention is called "the pianophone," and is designed to meet the wants of students of keyboard instruments, by allowing them to practice scales and exercises without inter fering with the convenience of involuntary listeners, while still able themselves to hear the results of their performance. It consists of a 5 7-12 octave keyboard with Keys of the same size and description a the ordinary pianoforte, a simple but effective striking action, and the substitution, of metallic plates for the ordinary strings. These being accurately turned to the ordinary scale, yield sufficient sound to make the playing on the instrument distinctly audible to the play er.and even (as in the case of the "silent violin") a source of pleasure to him. while it is inaudible at' auy distance such, for instance, as an adjoining room. One great advantage is that the instrument never gets out of tune, and is.easily moved from one place to another. Catching Burglars for Sport The fact that the electric light has in flicted a severe blow at the occupation of the "midnight marauder" is now a familiar one, and a recent expression of opinion on the subject of protecting houses against the depredations of housebreakers has called special attention to the means which are now available for that purpose. The task of the cracksman is becoming a weary and a comparatively profitless one, and it is easy to believe that the lament which is occasion ally wafted from his lips into the columns of the daily paper, that "there is now noth ing iu it," is uttered with the utmost sincer ity. At one time it was a very easy matter for a burglar to sawrthroueh a bar or cut a pane of glass, but with the elec trical appliaDces now being used in many houses, and which are so easily adjusted and so reliable in operation, it is only a question of time when all houses will be provided with them. The slightest movement of door or window alter the alarm has been set will form a connection and start a gong in a distant part of the house. The alarm is thus given to the inmates, while the man, uncon scious of the fact, is basely occupied in looking after the family silver. The same connection that alarms the sleeper may con vey the alarm to the nearest police station, so that by the time the burglar gets through with his engrossing work be may find a couple of policemen outside patiently wait ing his pleasure. Not long ago an enthusi astic merchant in Paris was so delighted with the working of this form of burglar alarm thaf he became enamored of thief catching as a sport. He cleverly .spread stories of the hoards of jewelry and Valuable bric-a-brac that were to be found in certain rooms of his house, and the bait was an irresistible one for the master cracksman of the city. The merchant bagged his game very neatly several times, but at last the story crept out, and his unique sporting career came to a sudden end. Screen doors as well as windows can be provided with the alarm fittings so that the least attempt to make a bole will close the circuit, and let the inmates of the house know of the advent of their uninvited visitor. Bnbber In Shoe Soles. A waiter to a technical paper discourses enthusiastically on the luxury of an elastic seam, a simple device which he had by chance adopted for reducing the jar ot walk ing upon the muscles and nerves. He says: "It is just a little thing, an eighth ot an inch or less of pure rubber let in at the ball of the foot, between sole and upper, detract ing'nothing from the fit of as shapely shoes as are sold, but making all the difference of ease and springy step, and taking the strain off so many tortured muscles. Housekeep ers, clerks, car drivers and floorwalkers kdon what it is to feel that every step drives -the heel into a socket of sore flesn abont the ankle, and that again sends the bone of the upper legs against the hip socket with a jar that tells painfully on the quiver ing flesh of the front and back muscles of the trunk. I am not writing automatically so much as telling how walking feels on nn elastic floors and pavements, though of in laid woods, marble or Miuton tiles. A great deal of suffering goes on in cur thoroughfares in mute endurance. Another device, somewhat on the same lines as the elastic seam, is the 'rubber safety heel,' which consists of a block of pare flexible rubber let into the heel ot the shoe so as to save the wear of leather, slipping and jar of the spine. Dr. Bowdttch is quoted as say ing that halt the 'spine diseases he meets with are caused or aggravated by hard, high heels, and that the value of the rubber heel in reducing the concussion, which is so in jurious to the human frame, is inestimable." Recording Earth Tremors. The utility of the microphone for observa tion of earth tremors and noises was soon recognized, and Italy has for some time held a foremost place among the nations which have taken advantage of the special adapta bility of this instrument. It is now lonnd that photography possesses admirable capa bilities in the way of supplementing the work of the microphone in making these delicate records. SignorBaratta,findingsouie defects iu a method of mechanical registra tion ol the motions of a seismo-microphone, had recourse to the following device: A telephone wire is connected with a subter ranean microphone. Before the telephone diaphragm, and connected with its center with a fine aluminum wire, is a short slip of tbe same metal, fixed below, and having a curved piece at tbe top, which rests against a small mirror, movable about a horizontal axis. This mirror reflects the light from a lamp and lens to photographic paper ou a rotated drum. The light is momentarily shut off every quarter of an hour by a shut ter arrangement, worked electro-magnelic-ally by the clock-work which moves the drum. Watch Making 'in Switzerland. Great anxiety is felt in Switzerland con cerning the decadence ol tbe watch-making industry, which, next to the textile industry, is the niainit3y or the inhabitants of the country. The profits are dwindling down, as the United States and England are every year becoming more powerful rivals in this field. The demand, too, for Swiss watches Is falling off considerably in certain coun tries, notably in this country and in France. The Stitch In Time. In recent newspaper articles on the neces sity of early organization and needful im provements in the national army and navy, the address of Sir Charles Dilke before the Biyal Statistical Society, of England, has been frequently referred to. Among other cogent remarks made brthe speaker was one to tbe effect that the 'total failure of the French in 1870 to obtain even a momentary success with an army of splendid courage and perfect training 'drew the moral that whatever the peace expenditure, war cannot be commenced with a tairchanceof winning bv a nation which waits until war to make her organization. perfect. -. Reafforestation of Bennded lands. The agitation which has been going ou in this country with reference to the preserva tion and restoration of forest lands has been the means of drawing attention to a paper on the subject recently read in France by M. L. Gonin, an engineer, who has been en gaged in the work in that country. The fertile plains traversed by the Ehone, the Garonne, and their affluents, are frequently laid waste by the overflow ol their waters. The magnitude ol inundations has been due principally to the increasing development of the torrents, especially those of the Alpine. departments, caused by the destruc tion of the mountain forests and grass lands, and the disappearance of the vegetation by which the soil was protected. This, like a sponge, retained the rainfall, moderated the flow of the waters, reduced tbe floods, and acted as a protection against erosion of the soil. As a remedy the torrents were to be ar rested at their source; the materials removed by the waters were to be retained in the valleys or defiles; tbe formation of ridges and furrows, and the generation of new tor rents in the bared places of the hills bad to be opposed; vegetation had to be revived and protected from the sheep which find pasture in the mountains. To carry out these objects, two kinds of work were neces sary: (1) The correction and regulation of the torrents by establishing a system of dams. (2) The replanting of the' ground with wood and grass. The dams are of masonry. For the smaller dams, owing to the want of stone, wood in tbe form of wattle fences and fascines is em ployed. According to one mode of con struction two rows ,ol stakes in larch and willow are planted across the bed of the tor rent, with willow branches interlaced, form ing the body of tbe structure. The stakes are bound together by a longitudinal tim ber laid horizontally a little below the level of the crown. Behind tbe dam, for Its pro tection, a body of earth and small stones is placed. It is planted with slips of trees, by the growth of which the consolidation of the work is promoted. In the valley of the Barcelonettc $553,000 has " already been spent in this work, the results of which are said to be most satisfactory. Photographic Developing Frame. A new developing frame has been designed to aid photographers in the field. It con sists of two parts, tbe frame and changing bag. The frame is .constructed of wood, lined with vulcanite or other substance, having two colored glasses, one fixed and the other movable, and fastened by four springs. There is a slot through the top of the irame through which to pass the plates; this is made light and waterproof by a spring lid of metal, vulcanite, etc Partly in and projecting from the slot is a metal case to place the mouth of the changing bag over and pass the plate. The chemicals are passed in through an 'aperture, which is made lightproof by a shield. The changing bag is made of mackintosh, or lightproof material, funnel-shaped, with an open top through which to insert the slide containing tbe exposed plate; it has an elasti: hand hole, and the mouth is partly protected by a metal case and fits over the slot in the frame. It is claimed that this apparatus will be of especial service when it is desired to develop a picture on the spot, instead of waiting the operator's return to his house or studio. Machine for Telegraph Post Arms. An ingenious machine is used in Eng land for preparing telegraph post arms. These arms are usually made from the best selected English oak. and vary in length from two feet to four feet. Tbey are. in the first case planed on the four sides by means of a special planing machine, and then sawed to the exact length required by means of a double cross-cut sawing machine made specially for the purpose. Tbe arms are then passed on to the shaping machine, which rapidlv and effectively does its work. The machine is quite self-contained and has the driving shaft placed overhead and sup ported upon standards fixed to tbe main bed. The arrangements for dealing with the various lengths of arms have been care fully worked out. At the official test of tbe machine the wooden arms were finished at tbe rate of three per minute. Skin of Toads and Salamanders. A recent microscopical study, by Herr Scbultz, of the skin of toads And sala manders, has yielded some interesting re sults. There are two kinds of glands, mucous and poison glands. The former are numerous over the whole body, while the latter are on the body and limbs, and there are groups in tbe ear region behind tbe eye, and in tbe salamander at tbe angle, of the jaw. The poison glands are, of course, pro tective, and the corrosive juice is discharged differently in toads and salamanders, ou stimulating electrically; in the latter it is spurted out in a fine jet, sometimes1 more than a foot in length. Whereas in the toad, after long action of the current, it exudes sparingly in drops. There is no reason for supposing that the mucous glands become poisonous. Eemedy for Mosquito Bites. A German chemist, alter a somewhat learned dissertation on the various kinds of mosquitoes and their respective character istics and virulence, condescends to give a useful piece of practical information. He says that of tbe various remedies recom mended for mosquito bites, sucb as ammonia, oil of cloves, chloroform, carbolized glycer ine, etc., none are better than ordinary soap. He is an ardent naturalist, and ou his frequent excursionsin the country he in variably carries a small piece of soap, with which, in case of a bite, he makes a lather all over the affected part and allows it to dry on. He almost invariably finds that tbe re lief is instantaneous and that all pain soon ceases. Should it continue, however, as sometimes happens, it is paly necessary to repeat the operation. Chemical Fire Alarm. A new fire alarm now in use in Sweden consists of a small copper cartridge closed by an india rubber button and filled with a fire composition. The fuse contains a mixt ure of potassium chlorate and sugar, and on it is placed a parnffine capsule containing a few drops of sulphuric acid. When tbe temperature of the room rises above the melting point of paraffine tbe sulphuric acid is liberated and ignites the chlorate mixture, which in its turn sets fire to the Bengal light. A fusible metal disk- placed in con tact with the mixture will also be melted, and thus make electrical connection with a call bell so as to sound the alarm at a dis tance. TIRED OF TIPPING. French Waiters Find the System a Fraud and Ask lor Wages. A item of good news comes to the Ameri can traveler through the Paris correspon dence of the Boston Journal. It is the statement that the French waiters have been holding a conference, with the object Of abolishing the tipping system, which, as1 every traveler knows, prevails to such an outrageous extent in Paris. The enstom has been for the waiters In restaurants in that city not only not to receive any pay from the proprietors, but to share with them the fees receired from patrons. This practice tbe attendants desire to tap press, and compel the proprietors to pay them fixed salaries instead. In this crusade against an aggravated custom the Paris waiters will have the sympathy of the pub lic, that has long desired to see some reform made ln,thi direction. ' . BOLTS FROM IM SET. What Lightning Is and How to Pro tect Buildings From It. ELECTRICITY IN THE CLOUDS Is Generated by Friction Between ths ' Tapor and ths Air. TEG MOST SCIEKT1FIC F0EH OF 0D rwiuTTijr ron Tni dism.tch".1 If we rub a hard piece of rubber briskly with a dry silk handkerchief, electricity will be generated ou both the silk and the hard rubber. These objects are then said to have a different potential from that of the earth it may be greater or it may be less. This difference of potential means a difference of pressure, and the tendency is to neutralise or become of the same pressure. For ei. ample, a stone ou the top of a cliff has a difference of potential or pressure from stone at tbe bottom of the cliff. The ten dency of the stone Is to reach the bottom. The cliff, with respect to the stone, would corresnond to the insulator, with respect to electricity. A reservoir of water has s potential or pressure fargreater than that of the ocean, and so the water in tbe reservoir tends to fall and seek its own level. The dam, hold ing the water back, again corresponds to aa electric insulator holding the electricity back. If the dam is too weak and gives away, there will be a rush of water. Air is an electric dam or insulator. If two objects having a difference of electrical potential be tween them are brought near together, there will be a tendency toward equilibrium of potential. If the difference oi- potential is great enough to break down or through the air the electric dam a discbarge will take place, indicated by a spark and a snap. The Beginning of Lightning. Tnpor, rising from the earth, generates electricity by friction, jost as electricity was generated by rubbing hard rubber with a silk handkerchief. Tbe vapor, as it rise', is blown about among the- trees and hills and the friction between- the two generates the electricity. Each drop ol vapor is a sphere with its own electric charge on tbe surface; and as these drops join and form larger ones, the electric charge on each new drop accnmulates on the surface. Thus the vapor accumulates all thetime together with the electric charge till finally we have the black thundercloud. Two such clouds formed over different portions of the earth's surface are almost sure to have a difference ot potential exist ing between them, and if they are blown toward each other a discharge will take place from the cloud of higher potential to that of the lower. A huge-sparKis seen and we call it lightning. A great snap is heard and we call it thunder. When the light ning is hidden behind tbe clouds we call it shut lightning. Tbe same effect can be pro duced if a bright electric spark is made be hind a screen in a dark room. Striking the Earth. If the cloud has a higher potential than that of the earth a discharge will take place from the cloud to the earth and similarly if the earth has a higher potential than the cloud, a discnarge will take place from the earth to tbe cloud. In every case, of course, the difference ot potential must he sufficient to break down, or, in other words, pass through the insulation, which in this case it tbe air. Observations show that tbe distance through which the dis charge takes place is anywhere from. a few yards to several miles, according to circumstances. When we compare ths length of tbe lightning spark with that of the longest spark that can be generated by our most powerlul electric machines, it will be easy to understand what an enormous amount of energy is accumulated in-the clouds in the shape of electricity. The zigzag path of the lightning, although imperfectly understood, is, no doubt, partly due to different resistances offered to tha discharge by different portions of the atmos phere electricity always taking the shortest and easiest path. The rolling sound heard after the first sharp report is suuposed to ba due to the echo between clouds or between the clouds and the earth. Ko doubt tha reader has noticed how that after a loud clap of thunder large drops of rain are very apt to fall. This is due to the concussion of the air small drops, which were before supported in the cloud, are thus forced together and then, being too heavy for their support, they fall. The same reasoning explains the shower that is almost sure to follow a battle, when there is a great deal of cannonading. Ughtnlng Xoves a Point. I have stated that lightning takes tha shortest and easiest path. The nearest point is therefore in the shortest path, henca trees, church steeples and bouse tops are apt to be struck. It has also been lound that the lightning discharge will take place to or from a point morereadiIy than to or from a flat surface. It is for these two reasons, thereiore, that lightning rod;, as we see them to-day, form a protection ior buildings against damage irom lightning discharges. The rdles, however, for the construction and erection of lightning rods are not olten un derstood, or, ii so, they are iu many cases grossly neglected. The following are the most important points that should be observed: The space covered by anyone lightning rod should not be greater thau the cone, whose height is tha height of the rod and whose base has a di ameter of twice this distance. Points on tha" lightning rod, as above'noticeJ, are aa ad vantage. These sbould, however, not be too sharp, otherwise, having" little mass of metal, they would reidily (use at the first discharge. Three slightly blunted points are better than one sharp one. It is well to make those points ot platinnm, or, if made of copper, they should be plojed to prevent oxidation. Glass Insulators ?fot Good. The rod itself sbould bt firmly connected to the building with metal supports. A. great mistake is often made here in the usa of glass insulators. As the lightning must reach tbe ground, the rod should have tha best possible ground connection, and as a bouse with a good foundation is practically a part of tbe ground, it oliows that good metal supports are an advantage. Q course, wooden nouses without foundation should not be thus connected. All joints should ba well soldered. The best material tor a lightning .rod is copper. Its weight should be abont seven ounces per foot. If iron is used tha weight should be about two and one-half pounds per loot. Iron rods sbould be painted to protect them from rust. The form of tha rod is not important. Copper tape, how ever, has the advantage ot easy erection withont joints which are always bad; but with tape there is a great temptation to mala sharp bends in tbe rod to conform closely with the outlines of the building. This is a mistake, for recent observations show that ' sharp bends offer great resistance to the pas-, sage of the lightning discharge. Thedis-' tance between auy two. points around a bend sbould not be anygre iter than twice the dis tance between them in a straight line. Tha , rod sbould never be connected in any way with thegas pipes of the house, as poor points are apt to cause a 'park, which would ignite the gas and perhaps cvuso an explo sion. It is well to connect to iron water pipes. ' The lower end of the lightning rodf should be connected with damp earth or i sand, sufficiently far below the surface to ? insure permanent dampness. If there is a spring near at hand, so much the better; Kj not, ail rain water should ba drained into the earth connection. Tbe latter, to make the best connectloa -with tbe earth, should have great surfaeef benre it is well to use a number of corral , gated sheets, all well soldered to the lower , end of the lightning rod. ' ' Scibe FjLCTJU. tiHZLOH's CubX will immediately rellevs CTOUD.whooDlm cough and bronchitis.' Sold br s Jos.FleminefeHan.413MarKetst. ' , 1 , -1