tUtiSSMISMVUtftHfiAISWMf 'sISp &Wp WBWi ? J,-t ." ,., THE ' PITTSBURG- filSPATOH, &UKDA3& JANUARY 4, 189L 18 S -?: f f&r "W tf. St HOSES OF THE GREAT. Hip GHmpseBof "Proboscides That Adorn the Faces of Public Hen at the Capital City. - TEESIDESTS ALL HAYE BIG ONES. Jac kon and Polk, Like GoTernor Beaver Are Xoted for Having Had Tieir Smellers Foiled. BESET CUT'S WEAKNESS FOE SKUFF. A Jelly md Jfrtii Garni, Whose Eosy Crgtn Wu Ones Ejttksa for a Kuk. CORBESrOXDEXCE OP THE DISPATCH.! Washington, Jan. 3. The nose is the emblem of the soul. It is only a wad ol cartilage and flesh, but by it you may read its owner as though he were an open boot, and its extent and shape give the measure ot the statesman and the tool. The Greeks added an inch to the human nose and made their marble heroes gods. Of the great men of the past sot one in a score had a snub nose or a pug, and of the mighty men of Washington to-day the probosces of nine out of ten are enormous. Where will you find a bigger nose than that of Blaine? It dominates his face and It has all the characteristics of the Eoman patri cian. It is the nose of a leader, and it is the nose that Plato says is indicative of cower. It is the signpost of Blaine's per sonal magnetism and of his intellectual lorce, and if it stood alone in an anatomical collection you would feel that it was the nose of a great man. It was bigger when Blaine was a boy than it is now, and it gave Blaine at college the nickname of "Nosey -Blaine." haeeison's bold feoxt. All of our Presidents have had big noses, end President Harrison's nose is no excep tion. At first sight it seems to be rather short, but as you look again you see that it is long and drooping. It seems to hug his face, and there is considerable strength in the nostrils. It is a conservative nose, and it belongs to the class of sell-appreciative J I I ft - i in r j in a-k -' v ff.H i' - i A -. J Ii -L-s noses. You can see that its owner has con fidence in himself, but you do not find in it the pugnacious, obstinate indeuendence which is lound in the nose of ex-President Cleveland. Cleveland's nose is too fat for beauty. His complexion is rough, and his nose has not the smooth, velvety appearance of that ot Blaine. "It has, however, great strength, and it is a short Boniau in shape. Arthur had a good-sized nose, and the great big nose of Abe Lincoln has become historic. John Tyler had an immense proboscis and Andrew Jackson had one of the biggest and one of the handsomestamong the Presidents. He is one of the two Presidents who had their noses pulled while they were here. He was on a Potomac boat going dour the ri'cr and had stopped at Alexandria, when a man rushed iu and GEABBED HIM BY THE NOSE and gave it a terrible pull. Old Hickory raised his cane, but before he could get at the miu he had escaped. This man was a lieutenant in the nary, who had been dis graced, and who considered the President the cause of his trouble. James K. Polk had Ms nose pulled while he was Speaker of the House of Eepresentatives, and it was expect ed that he would fight the man who pulled it. He claimed, however, that the man had only attempted to pull his nose, and had not succeeded, and the matter was dropped. Jackson looked upon Polk as a coward be cause he did not fight, and he held, I am Hawj ?ry i' JC -2l 3 In fEJyra told, a secret dislike for him on this account for years afterward. I wish I could paint the nose of Uncle Jerry Busk, the head of the Department of Agriculture. It is a big nose and a rollick ing nose. It shows strength and good nature, and it fairly dances between Secretary Rusk's blue eyes when he tells one of his stories. Wanatnaker has a fat nose, very thick at the nostrils, but it is strong and clean-cut, and it bears the lines of executive ability. It is THE NOSE OF A FINANCIEB and it has been worth millions to the Postmaster General. It would make a bet ter nose for the Secretary of the Treasury than that of Windoni, and it is with the ex" ception of Blaine's the best nose in Harri son's Cabinet. Windom's nose is short and pudgy. It looks as though it might have no bone in it, and it does not indicate the strcngtli that the man really possesses. The noses of Noble, Tracy-and Proctor are very ordinary noses good enough and big enough but indicative of nothing in par ticular. They show their owners to be evenly balanced men, but they do not at first glance impress you. It is in the Supreme Court you will find the big noses of Washington. Justice Ful ler has tue nose of a Roman. It stands well up from his cheeks. It sets off his classic features and makes his pale face almost noble as it stands out in front of his leonine grav hair above his nerce silver mustache and over his toga-like black gown. Judge Field lias a nose that might have been trans planted from ancient Greece. It is straight, . 'large and lull, with scholarly lines about its sensitive nostrils and it indicates that its owner is a thinker and a scholar. Judge SlatcbTord'snose is another scholarly one, and I can never look at Bradley's clean-cut beak without thinking of figures. The 'great mathematician and the great jurist is written all over it, and it is so big that it 7f T s $w ?v - J 4 jfSk seems to be running away with the face. Judge Harlan has a head which would do FOR A MODEL OP JOVE, and bis nose is that of a god. It is a nose that sculptors would rave over, and it has that delicate rosy hue of Judge Harlan's complexion which corresponds with the best efforts Of Rubens in color. It is one of the strong noses of Washington, and it comes out in fine contrast with the weak fleshly nose of Justice Grav whom nature modeled on her grandest plan with this one exception. Gray is considered a great Judge, but he is somewhat of a snob and his nose is a snub. It is the smallest nose on the bench, and Judge Brewer's nose would make two of it. The great judges of the past have all had big noses and Jnstice Marshall, when he was at the head of the Court, frequently called attention to his Roman nose by the habit of snuffing. One day Henry Clay, who had a nose as big as your fist, was mak ing a speech before him, and as lie .saw the Chief Justice take up a pinch of the titil lating powder, he could not resist the in clination to do the same, and he stopped his argument, walke'd up to the bench and asked for a pinch of snuff. This he snuffed up his great nose with gusto and then went on with bis speech. I doubt not that some of the Judges snuff to-day, and there are a half dozen Senators who suck tobacco into Ves jSifrermay their nostrils and say they prefer the habit to chewing or smoking. PAINTED BT BACCHUS. I saw a nose last night that must hare cost at least $10,000 in its coloring alone. It whs fastened, above the mouth of one of the most noted diners-out of Washington society, and it shows what men can do as to the making of their noses. The nose of the high liver is far different from him who lives on oat meal, and this man is noted for his love of terrapin and champagne. He has held a high rant in the army of the United States, and he has one of the biggest heads and the most beauti'ul silver hair in Washington. His nose, however, is a wonder. It is fat, large and of a bluish red. It looks like a rose-colored pincushion, and you can lead champagne, chartreuse and Old Bourbon all over it It is so prominent, indeed, that its owner, who is one of the jolliest fellows of Washington, was thonght to be wearing it as a mask at a fancy ball of a year or two ago. He here me: a charming young lady who was makiug her debut at the capital that season, and who pleaded him very much. She wore a mask, and she chatted coquettishly with him from behind it. Toward the close of the evening he asked her to unmask. She did so, and General Blank found she was as beautiful as she was witty, and while he was complimenting her upon her charms, the lady turned to him and said: TO FULL OrF niS NOSE. "I thank you much for your compliments, but I would like to know to whom I am talking. I have taken off my mask, and now I want you to take off yours." "But," replied the General, "my dear girl! I am not masked! It is my natural face that gazes enrapturedly on yours!" "I don't believe it," said the gay young lady, "you are wouderfully well made up .Hearst V'i IVV but I can see that that nose is false. Come now, please do take off your nose." The General's face grew red, his nose be came more plum-colored than ever, and it was some time before he could persuade the young lady that his nose was not a false one. I went into the press gallery this after noon and took a look 'at the noses of the Senate. What a handsome proboscis Senator Edmunds "has. It stands out like a great rosy bow between those red cheeks and' there is a striking Roman curve between its tip and its roots at the forehead. Edmunds' head is as bald at the top as a billiard ball and from his silvery whiskers behind his crown his skin is as fair as that of a two-year-old baby. His nose has this complex ion, and though it is charged that at times he takes A LITTLE OLD BE ANDY for his stomach's sake, this has never dis colored bis face and he looks as though he fed on grits and spring water. He has a re markably sensitive nose and physiognomists would call the nostrils fretful and irritable. It is a judicial nose and a legal nose, and when it smells at the law it swells for pay. Itbtingsiu its owner many a 53,000 fee and, it has made him one of the rich states men of-a State which runs more to brains than to money. As to golden noses, however, there are a dozen in the Senate Chamber which would bring gold galore if their owners were in the hands of brigands. Senator Sherman made a trip to Cuba a few vears ago, and while there he came withi.n an ace of being capt-! n.ai1 1... ,Ia h.tijlilli m.. (inl.l f.. ......-... ' uisu f tie tauuttti AUU UUU JUi 1UU3UU1. His nose Is a strong one, and I don't sup pose he would say it was worth $500,000 to him, but had they caught him, and, with razor in hand, told him that they would slice that nose off Into pieces the size of Sara toga potato chips, I imagine they would hare gotten their money. Look at the nose of Senator Stanford. Tou could put it in a wine-glass, but Stan ford would not sell it for 30, 000,000, and the same is true of the long, thin smeller of Senator Hearst The noses of THESE TWO MONEY MAKEES are entirely different Stanford's is fat, with large nostrils. Hearst's is secretive and thin, and it is said to be the best nose for mines in the country. It is not, how ever, the nose of a statesman, and it has not tEvft-y lyUf the pugnacity nor the cruelty of that nose which sits above the snow-white collar and the red necktie of John J. Ingalls and defies the world, the flesh and the devil. , There is a fighting nose for youl That nose'mightbc the nose of a pirate. It might be the nose of a reformer, of a great writer or a poet It is the nose of an orator and a genius. It is thin and sensitive, and nt the same time strong. It has all of the Roman aggressive ness, combined .with all the Greek intel lectuality, and' its sensitive nostrils are those of a patrician. It is the great and only nose of the great and only Ingalls, and it is a nose which some Senators I'know would like to pull, but dare not Another fighting nose, but one of a dif ferent make is that of Senator Vest It is smaller than that of Ingalls, and as it trots around the Senate In front of Vest's cheeks and between his pugnacious eyes, it makes v A) f X MPs me think of the bad man from Bitter Creek, who walked around with' a chip on his shoulder yelling that he was a terror and that he could whip anv blanked man in the house. Vest likes to fight as well as he does to eat He is. a man of remarkable ability and behind his pugnacious nose he f r"1 "" " XW carries a very good-natured soul. If he thinks his corns are stepped upon, however, hi3 NOSTEILS BEGIN TO DILATE, his shoulders droop more than ever, his bead jumps an inch farther out from his shoulders and his enemies need to look out Senator Gorman has a classic nose. It is large, straight and Grecian, and it looks very much like the nose of Senator Gray, savethat.it shows more power. Senator Cockrell's nose is long aud thin. It is a typical American nose and Cockrell keens it well down on the grindstone of Senatorial bard work. I seldom get fair look at it from the press gallery as he is always bend ing over his pavers, and Cockrell seems to work from morning till night. Next to him sits Senator Coke, who has a magnificent nose, but who seems to do little else than polish it; and back of him is Sen ator George, who has a fnt, shapeless pro boscis, which will not hold spectacles, and upon the end of which a pair of gold glasses usually rides. Senator Carlisle has what is called the inquisitive nose. It looks as if it were cut out by nature's chisel, but left in the rough. It runs straight from the fore head for an inch toward the mouth at the proper angle for the" correct nose, and here breaks off in a kind of button, ending in rather sensitive nostrils. It is a curious nose, and we all know that it is the nose of a statesman. A GOOD-NATUEED NOSE. Senator Reagan's nose is fat and bunchy, and that of Vance is one of the best-uatured, all-around noses In the chamber. I would ralhtr liveftbebiud Vance's nose than behind - V- 3vi7:e that of any other Democratic Senator. It has all the lines of, good nature and . good fellowship, and, like contentment, it is bet ter than great riches. One ot the most remarkable beaks In the Senate ts that of Senttor Ev.irts. I use the word beaks advisedly, for Evarts has a nose like that of an eagle." It is big and strong, and it makes pronounced curves as it stands well out from one of the strongest and one of the most homely faces in the United States Senate. It is' tlie king nose of the Republican side of the chamber, and it is a good-natured nose as well as a big one. It is a deliberate nose, and' all. of the lines about it indicate conservative thought. It is a nose capible ofi judging a good dinner, and the nostrils are those of a gastronome. It has snielled barrels of terrapin and has felt the effervescing gases of o;eans of cham pagne. Still there is not a blotch nor a stain upon it, and it shows that its owner, with all his LOVE FOB GOOD LIVING, is either a Spartan or is possessed of a re markable stomach. Senator Cullom has n long, high-shouldered nose. It is like the rest o his features, rugged and honest, and as it carries lnni about the chamber it makes one think of the nose of Abe Lincoln. It has not, however, -the strength of Lincoln's nose, aud it is. longer than it is large. I'rank Hiscock, of New STork, has a at; well-made nose, the nostrils of which show out over thick lips and arc rather conceited in their outlines, and it is the nose of a man who estimates himself as highly as lie is worth. It is rather a sneering nose, and it doesn't strike me as au.anstocratic nose. It stands out in strong contrast, as I look, with that of Senator Sawyer, who, short and portly, has one of the best business noses in the Senate. Every line in Sawyer's pro boscis is strong. It comes out from the eyes with a prominent curve and goes down toward the mouth as though it meant busi ness. It does mean business, too, for Saw yer, quiet as he is, is one of the ablest men in the chamber. He -made a big fortune, and he has made a good business Senator. He moves around 'quietly, but he "gets there just the same." HE -WEAE3 NAPOLEON'S NOSE. Among the hundred of noses in the House you will find all kinds, all sizes, all shapes. McKinley has a handsome nose, inclined to be Roman. It is conservative and thoughtful, and its owner does not like to be told thut it looks like the nose of Na poleon. It is broad at the top, has a specta cle bridge at the eyes, and it droop3 just enough as it comes down to make it serious and tnoughtful. It is a watchful nose, and it U a nose that works for McKrhley, and works to win. j ,' It is a far finer proboscis than that of Tom Reed, and Reed's nose is one of the excep tions which proves the rule that all great men have big noses. Reed's nose is not more than an inch long'- It is a lump of fat on a great big round lace, and its most remarkable feature is its distended nostrils. Taken, however, with Reed's face, it makes you feel thatthe man has more power than a first glance" would give him credit for, and as you hear his squeaking Yankee voice fil tered through it, you soon know that this in significant nose is that of a genius and a giant Feank G. Caepentee. A JAPAHES3 THEATEE. Everybody Cries on Occasion and Appland by Fixing tlie Jialary List. New York TIracs.2 The interiors of all the theaters In Japan are rude and unsightly, almost entirely free from any kind of decoration. The sombr ness of the blue, that is the characteristic color of the dress of the mass of the play goers, i3 relieved loward evening, for they play all day, by bits ol bright color in the kimonos of the geisha1 and of the denizens of the yoshiwara, who then put in their ap pearance. The audience is attentive, en thusiastic and quick to' perceive the fine points of the play. It is, too, very sympa thetic and 'susceptible of being stirred to the depths by some (from' a native standpoint) pathetic scene. " The whole house is moved to tears, men aud women alike. Sobs and sniffles are heard in every direction, and some arc stirred to a verr passion of grief, and all at a scene that to the foreign eye is ridiculous. Applause by clapping of the hands is be coming common, but isa modern innovation. Satisfaction is pioclaimed by shouting out the name of the actor jor by the words, "Ten riyo, 1,000 riyo" (a liyo is a yen, a silver dollar, 85 cents), expressive of the cash value of the acting, iu the estimation of the crier. What the Indians Jlaye Done, . Possibly it is -the Indian' excitement which has given ichc an impetus to- the canoe as a modelJor ornamental knick knacks. It is adapleifto varied ' purposes and lends itself to all with its native grace. &w)ef SER7INGF0M AUGHT The Ideal. Religion Is That Wtiich Involves Duty and Devotion. BARGAINS JACOB TK1ED TO MAKE. The Commercial Spirit of the Time Affects tbe Church Too Mach. EXAMPLES FE0M VEETDAT LIFE IWIUTTEN FOB THZ DISFATCH.I "If God will keep me in the way that I go and will give ma bread to eat and rai ment to put on, so that I come again to my father's house in peace, then shall the Lord be my God." That was the bargain which Jacob made with God. Jacob was just then running away from the consequences of one over cunning bargain, and it came to pass as he stopped to say his prayers, that the phrases of trade crept in among the phrases of peti tion. And ho tried to make a contract with God. He was like some business men who come to church to-day and plan their Mon day work in prayer time and do snms in mental arithmetic daring the sermon. Even that is better than to imitate the people of tbe parable, who went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise, one to his leisure at home, another to his accounts at tbe store, and missed the service altogether. Jacob was a shrewd and crafty money maker. Even religion, he thought, might be made to minister to a man's material advancement If God would give him bread to eat and raimemt to put on, if God would burld him a good house and furnish it, if God' would give him a fair measure of success in bis mercantile adventurings, why, then, far bis part, he would be perfectly willing to recite his prayers, and sing his praises, and to be on the side of God. So much prosperity, so much praise, so much wealth, so much worship, "Then shall the Lord be my God." It would be a paying bargain. It would be worth while. A SAXON PEIEST'S IDEA. That was. the idea of God which that Saxon priest of Odin had, who listened to the good Bishop Paulinus as he preached the promises of the new religion and said: "The old gods have -profited me little. Tnese long years have I served them, no man more diligently, and yet many are richer and more prosperous 'than I am. I will try the new." And thereat he rode full-tilt into Odin's temple, and with his lance tumbled the great statue of tbe god over into the dust That was the idea of God which men had in those days when the favorite deity among the Romans was that fickle goddess For tuna. There arc no more pathetic and significant relics of that old religion thin tbe little battered and broken altars dedi cated to Fortune. "Let us say our prayers," men said. "To rfie great god, Good Luck. Let us get him to give us this and that." Toward the end, nothing remained of that ancient fmth but this a serving of the gods to ward ofi evil and to get good. To-day, "the uegro of Guinea beats his gods when they no not gratify his wishes, and the New Zealander threatens to kill and eat them." Indeed, it was the opinion of the devil in that wonderful play of "Job," that godliness everywhere is merely for the sake of gain. In comes Satan amoug the sons of 3od, weary with a long journey. ' He has been going to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down iu it. "And the Lord said unto Satin, Hast thou considered my servant Job,- that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that (eareth God and escheweth evil? Then Satan answered the Lord and said, Doth Job fear God for naught?" SEEVICE FOE GOOD PAY. It was the opinion ot the devil that any man will serve God faithfully so: long as he gets good pay for it. If the Lord gives him bread to eat and raiment to put on any man will choose the Lord for his God. But let adversity come and then seel Doth any man serve God for naught? I am afraid that Jacob's bargains has its parallels in Christian communities. I am afraid that the devil's sneering question must in some instances be answered in tbe devil's way. The most evident instances are of course to be looked for in connection with the great troubles, of life Adversity conies, and it is not everybody who meets it as faithfully as Job did. People lose their money, or they lose their health, or they lose their friends; and then because they are poor, or sick, or lull of loneliness 'and sorrow, they lose their faith. They begin to stay away from the sacrament, and to be missed out of theirplaces ia the church, and presently they are fond to say that God docs not care for them, ana perhaps there is no God at all. It there is a God, why do thev suffer? Why does He not send prosperity? What is God for if not to help us? A God who does not serve us, why should we serve Him? That was not what Job said. No doubt there were plecty of imperfections in Job's religion, but, at least, it was not founded 'upon selfishness. It was not built upon that shifting sand. It was not constructed out of such materials that it stood np and made a brave show iu the snushine, and toppled over and went to pieces when it raised. Job said, "Though he slay me, yet will I trust hiui." Jacob said, ""If he pay me, then will I trust him." There is some differ ence! COMMEECIAL SPIEII OF TnE DAY. It is said that in these days the commer cial spirit of our time has got into religion; that Jacob is still bargaining with God; aud this not ouly in the great adversities which try men's souls, but in lesser matters in some of the ordinary duties ol the Christian lift. Thus there is a general complaint among the clergy that people nowadays must he paid for everything. Jacob will give money for Christian uses, he will help -tbe cause of missions, he will assist the poor, he will do his part in build ing tbe church and maintaining the parish if you pay him, if you get up a grea't sup per, and give him something good to eat, or a concert, and let him hear sweet music, Jacob will come to church if he is welt paid lor coming, it there is a popular preacher and a fine choir. Provide enough "attraction." Make the services "taking," "interesting," and not too religious, and Jacob will never miss a meeting. "If God will keep me in the way that I go, and will give me bread to eat and rai ment to put on, so that I conie again to my father's house, then shall the Lord be my God." But we ought to think a great deal more about what we owe to God, than about what God owes to us. The central tact of our re ligion ought to be tbe fact of God, rather than the tact of self. The sovereignty of God and the sniallness of man, the omnipo tence of God andthe weakness of mnn, tbe inexpressible pre-eminence of God we ought to think of. .It used to be asked of converts, in one of the greit religious com munions, it they so set God first that they were even willing, if it were for God's glory, to be forever damned. That is a strong way of putting it But there is a great truth underlying that given question, neverthe less. It is an essential condition of Christian ity to look utterly away from self toward God. DUTY AND DEVOTION. There are accordingly two words which we all need to emphasize in our religious life. One word is 'duty, the other is devo tion. There are a great many things which we ought to do, whether they are pleasing to us or .not, simply because they are among our duties. I tear that the good word "dutvhas not the place which it should have in the vocabulary of modern life. -People 'live in the direction of their inclina tions. Whatever good work interests them, they do as long as it interests them! When It gets to 'be tiresome or unpleasant, they put it away, like a child. They go where they like, and when they like, and as long as thev like. And they take small counsel of that stout imperative "must" But God expects every Christian to do his duty. Nelson reminded his sailors that England expected that of every Englishman. Napoleon reminded his soldiers, at the Battle of the Nile, that from yonder pyra mids forty centuries looked down upon them. There are the two motives. Shall we work to give something, to give our allegiance and our lives to the Power that is over us? or shall we work to get something, to get somebody's good opinion, or to get a gratification of ourown pleasure? Shall our offering be a sacrifice, or a baigain? God desires us to do our duty. And one of the characteristics of duty is that it is a thing done out of a sense of obligation. It is our duty, for example, to obey the will of Christ And that means that we are to do jnst what He tells us to do, whether we want to or not; obeying not our own incli nations but his positive commandments. Take foriostance THE MATTEE OF FOEGITENESS, upon which He laid such frequent empha sis. When iff is easy for us to forgive, we are probably , not obeying Christ nor doing our duty at all; we are obeying our own selves and doing onr own pleasure. When it seems almost Impossible to forgive, and vet we forgive hen we are following the Master along the hard path of duty. ludeed, tbe test of duty is nearly always the presence of difficulty. When inclina tion says "I don't want to do that," and conscience says "You must," there is a case of duty. Let me illustrate this by two or three every dav applications. I would say that it is the duty of all Christian people, who are in health and are not imperatively hindered, to present them selves before God in His home upon every Lord's day. This is one of the things which man owes to God. ' When you are tired with your week's work, or the way is long, or' the sky is overcast, or the rain falls, then the test comes. You can go to church, and you don't want to go to church, but you ought to go to church. That is the syllo gism of duty. Now you will discover whether your attendance is a matter of duty with you, or not When there are empty seats upon a rainy Sunday, one-third of those who are absent are infirm in body, the other two-thirds are only infirm in duty. I wouldsay; further, that it is the duty of every Christian who has time to do some Christian work. This applies to every Christian, but especially to women, because they have most time. The societies of a parish never enroll all the members of a parish; often the members are but a minority of the congregation. ' This is partly because some of the people have no time. They are mothers who must take care pf their chil dren, or who must do their household work. In their case, the call of duty is to stay at home. But there are always a great many other people in every parish who are never seen helping with the good work because they are deficient in a sense of dnty. They are doing what they like, not what they ought TnE CONTEIBUTION BOX. It is also a universal Christian duty to give not only time bnt money. And this applies chiefly to the men, because they have most money. But every offering in every congregation discovers a lack of the sense of duty. Whoever sees it, and notices what kind of coins compose it, knows that the larger part of it was given simply at haphazard. The plate came by, and the giver lelt constrained to give something, and he put his hand in his pocket and gave the first small coin which his fingers lighted upon. That was no honest, Christian giving. That did not count, in God's sight, for any thing. These men did not say to them selves: Here is this good cause, how much ought I to give? They knew that if they gave nothing, somebody would notice it. And so they gave perhaps a three-cent piece which looks so much like a dime. Ask the Treasurer of the church how otten people come to him, after the day of some special offering, and say: "I could not be at church last Sunday, here is my part of the contribution." That is a measure. of the sense of duty. Bnt there is a better word than duty," and that is devotion. "When ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say,. We are unprofitable servants; we have done that which was. our dutv to do." Whatl Unprofitable servants still, with all our duties done? Yes; for there is a defect in duty. Duty has plenty of conscience, but no heart The essential characteristic of it, as I said, is obligation. But that is not the ideal kind of service. "I will take the Lord for my God, because I want to; be cause I love Him." That Is the ideal Vat of seevino god. Love is better than obligation. Better than duty is devotion. For it is love which enriches, and beautifies, and inspires and consecrates devotion, and lifts it high above all the duty-doing in the world. Love drives no bargains. Love knows no mea suring of give And take. It is love's privi lege to give. By and by Jacob came to love God; he came to realize his own imper fect service and God's great infinate love and boundless goodness; he came to see that a balancing of dlyine blessing with human obedience would be the most disastrous thing that could happen to a sinful man. God is our loving Father. What devo tion is too great-fur us to give Him? Christ from His cross cries: "This have I done for thee." Who sh ill set a bound or a meas ure or an end to uur willingness and eager ness to do whatever thing we can for Him? For all who love God the terms of that old bargain are writtcu over again, with a dif ferent meaning. Though God lead me nlong a narrow wav, where it is hard to go, and give me of bread and raiment but a scanty measure, aud tribulation with it, vet will I serve Him, yet will Ldevote myself to Him body and soul, and couut no sacrifice prec ious enough lor Him, yet will I love Him with all the love of my whole heart, aad the Lord'shall be my God. Geobge Hodges. HELPIHG BIRDS TO EAT. A Novel Food Cap to be Fitted Into' the Cage of tbe Songster. St. LouUl'ost-DlspatclO The care that must be given to the little feathered warblers who enliven our homes, requires time and thoughtfulness, at least if the tiny inhabitants of brass and tin cages are expected to keep well and comfortable. Cleanliness and proper food are the chief essentials? Both requirements will be furthered by the new feed-cup, because it not only prevents the scattering of the grains, but also the over-feeding of the bird. The cup (A) has a little hook (B) by which The Food Cup. it is hung to the outside ot the cage. The bottom (C) of the cup inclines towxrd the cage. It can be filled from the outside, the cage need not be opened nor the cun un hooked. At tli point "where the bottom (C) inclines the nfost the cup (A) is cut nut enough to receive a small trough (D), which "evolves around the axis (F). At the top (E) this trough is open. The trough ii regulated by a weight Inside the feed cup that keeps it in the proper position for the grain from the outside cup to flow into it in small quantities. From the trough to the inside of the cage stretches the bar (Hand I), and as tht bird jumps on the bar the lat ter inclines enough to allow the animal to get to tbe opening (E) ot tbe trough. As soon as the bird jumps off the bar again the trough adjustsltself to its former position, and fresh feed flaws into It " ' -. , Stop at theHoffeaden, iu Cleveland. American and European, plans. MV -I, ll 5?""t I a- P . rs j Ce "nif . v5"7 THE PQQR MAN'S MEAT Is Fit for Royal Palates and Fopular Wilh Kveryone. THE VIRTUES OP CURED BACON. Not Only Good in and of Itself.bnt Desirable in Flavoring. ELL1CE SEKESA'S GKXEEAIi EECIPES. iwrtrrnsx ron the dispatch. 1 Bacon has been called the "poor man's aneat;" but 'when we understand that this appellation is of European origin, and when we know how general the use of this food is in America, we can readily see, while iu regaid to its chcapnpss, it is a veritable poor man's food, yet, in regard to its quality, and in respect to those who are fond of it, it is almost every man's food. Salted meats, and especially cured pork or bacon, are of course much more commonly regarded iu Europe than in America .as the meat for the laboring people. In some par- lions oi me oia country tney ao not, per haps, get any other kind of flesh meat from from one end of the year to the other. Thope who acquire a taste for cooked salt por, either as flitch or as the finest cured ham, find it hard to forego the temptation of using it if they are denied the privilege by any restraint put on their appetite. IN ABE LINCOLN'S DAT. In a current life of Abraham Lincoln a story is told to the effect that members of the early Illinois Legislature bitterly com plained that they were starving for some of the food of civilization. They had abund ance of venison, grouse and wild turkeyj but thev clamored for bacon. Prof. Atwater in the Century Magazine relates that a lot of Woodchoppcrs working in the Maine forests, who bad been fed on fresh meat for a length of time, became so dissatisfied witt their diet that their efficiency as workmen was much impaired. They "demanded salt pork, and all went well thereafter when they were given this meat three times a day. In buying bacon observe that the lean is red, the fat white and firm, tinged with red, and the rind fine .and thin. If sheathed with yellow it is rusty and' unfit for use. The flavor of bacon depends on the manner in which it is cured.. A very fine flavor is imparted when it is smoked with black birch chips. POPULAE FOB FLATOBINO. ' B.i con may bs classed with the "essen tials" in keeping honse. It is much used for larding fish, flesh and fowl, and for flav oring certain dishes. Bacon drippings are regarded by many cooks as superior to but ter or lard "for frying eggs, potatoes, apples and parsnips. These drippings are also used for flavoring bean soup, or boiled beans of anv kind. Good, sweet bacon boiled until it is trans parent, it is said, may be eaten by the dys peptic with impunity. It is wholesome and digestible. Bacon boiled with fresh vege tables is a popular and appetizing dish, and onetbat agrees with most stomachs. We append here but a few of the choice dishes in which bacon is used: BROILED BACON. Cat into thin, even slice good, sweet bacon, Frt'e from rind and rust and Droll over a moderate are until brown, bnt not crisp. BACON WITH APPLES. Fry the bacon until It begins to curl. Pare, core and slice tart aprl-'S, dredge with L ur and fry in the dripping- 1,-f t In the pan. Corer tho meat with the apples and serve hot BACON WITH CALF'S LIVER. Fry the bacon, remove from the parr and set wbero it will keep hot. Slice tbe lirer. roll in cracker meal and fry brown in the drippings of the bacon. Serve tbe bacon and liver, arranged in alter nate slices, on a hot platter. BACON WITH MUSHROOMS. Fry some slices of sweet breakfast bacon, well streaked with lean, and when the edges begin to curl, putin a dozen of mushrooms and cook slowly. Season with salt and pepper. BACON WITH POTATOES. Take large, sound potatoes, wash through several waters and tben rnb dry. Gash each potato and lard with thin strips ot baron. Place in a covered Dan in a quick oven. BACON OMELET. Put two tablespoonfuls of batter into a pan with some minced bacon. When it begins to brown pour in eight eggs, barelv broken, and mixed with a little milk. Shake the pan without ceasing oUl the omelet is done. Fold and turn out on a warm plate. BOILED SALT PORK. Select two or three pounds of lean, salt pork. Soak for an hour or two in cold water. Wash welt, remove rind, trim, put to boll in cold water, and change the water after the meat has boiled an hour. Cover with boiling water and cook an hour longer. Place in a pan on meat rack in a hot oven, and bake half an Dour. This is a tempting dish for tbe laboring man. SALT PORK BEOILED. Cut lean, salt pork in thin slices. Let soak in cold water.ualf. an hour before cooking. Wipe dry, roll in flour and broil. Hero are some general receipts: BBEAKTAST CAKES. Two cnpfuls of sifted flour, two cnpfuls of milk; two well beaten eggs and a little salt Bake in gem pans. APPLES BAKED IN SAUCE. Fare and coro six or eight tart apples, put in a baking pan and pour over tbe following sauce. Run together a tablespoonfnl each of flour and butter, add a coffee cup of boilinc water, a half cupful of sugar and nutmeg or cinnamon to taste. Bake slowly until tbe apples are tender. FAIRY GINGERBREAD. Beat one cupful of butter to a cream and add gradually two cuotuls of sugar. When very light stir in a level tablespoonfnl of ginger, a cupful of milk with three-fourths ot a teaspoonful of soda dissolved in It. and fonrcupfuls of sifted Hour. Turn baking pans upside down, wipe clean, butter and spread tbe mixture very thin, on them. Bake in a moderate oven. until brown, and while still hot cut into squares and slip from tbe pan. Keep in a tin box. YOLK CAKE. Cream together a cnpTul of sifted sugar and a half cupful of washed batter. Add the yolks of seven eggs and beat briskly until very light. Stir in a half cupful of sweet milk, a cap and a half of sifted flour, a level teaspoon! ul of cream of tartar, and a half teaspoonf ul ol soda dissolved in a little hot water. . . Bake in a moderate oven. CODFISH WITH CHEESE. Put a piece of salt codfish to soak over night in plenty of cold water. In the morning shred it, rejecting the bits of skin and bODe. Thicken a cupfnl of boiling water with a tablespoonfui each of floor and batter rubbed together, throw in tbe codUsh, and when it becomes quite hot pour it into a well greased dish, strew with thin slices of rich cheese and bake until brown. - DATE PIE.' Remove tbe seeds from half a pound of daces. Cover with water, boil until tender and press through a colander. Stir in one beaten egg, a tablespoonfui of corn starch and a pint of new milk. Prepare a crnst as tor custard. VEAL PATE. Take three poundsbf veal cutlet, free from boue, fat and gristle. Mince very fine, and add to it six fresh soda and at the same time tcnd our business and CRAYON PORTRAITS make new customers, we have decided to make this special oHjr. Send us a Cabinet Picture, Photograph. Tirt Type, Ambrotype, or Daguerrotvpe. of vourclf or any member .of your family, living or dead, and we will make you a LIFE SIZE CRAYON POR.TBAIT FREE OF CHARGE, provided you exhibit it to your friends a3 a sample of our work,, and use your Influence in securing1 us future oiders. Place name and address on back of picture and it will be returned in perfect, order. We maka any change in picture you wish, not Interfering with. the likeness. Refer to any bank In New York. Address all mail to PACIFIC PORTRAIT - V - ' k " . PLEASE SH l ? '4m crackers, rolled, seasoning to taste, two egg well beaten, and a large tablespoonfui o butter. x Mix and press firmly in a deep dfsb, then loosen gently, and turn into a shallow pan. Strew with bread crumbs, tufc with butter, and bake slowly lor two hours, bastlnc fre quently with hot water with a little batter in It Make a rich stock of the bones and trim miDgs of tbe veal abont a pint is necessary. Strain, cooland remove the fat. Reheat and stir in two tablespoon! uls of gela tine. ,. Carefully remove the pate to a deep dish large enough to admit of the jelly being poured around It. Set aside to stiffen, and when cold serve in neat slices, DRIED BEEF RELISH. Heat in a stew-pan small cupful of cream and a cupful ol dried beef, grated. Add fuur beaten eggs, a little pepper, and stir until thick. Serve on toasted bread. TO CSE TIP COLD MEATS. Take fragments of any sort of cold meats, slice tbiu'and place in a baking-dish. beasoa to taste with salt, pepper and sweet herbs. Add somo meat gravy or stock and a pint of seasoned tomatoes. Stew with bits of batter, cover with bread1 ciuoibs, &nd bake In a moderate oven. TOASTED CRACKERS. Take a half dozen Boston butter crackers, split, cover witn cold water, and let stand until tbey oegln to swell. Pour oil the water, drain, and arrange on a shallow pan, well butiered, crust side down. Bake until lightly browned, spread with but ter, and send to the table on a warm dish. APPLE CUSTARD. Select half a dozen large tart apples, wipe then! with a damp cloth, pare and core. Drop into a pan of cold water. Pat to boil with very little water and a slice of lemon. When tender press through a sieve and sweeten to taste. Beat thoroughly four cgs, mix with a quart of rich milk and add to the apples. Ponr into a pudding dish and bake or steam for 30 minutes. Serve cold. APPLE FRITTERS. Add to a quart of milk the beaten yolks of four eggs. gift in flour enough to make a stiff batter, sifting with tbe flour two teaspoonf nls of bak ,ing powder if soda is used a level teaspoonf nl, with two of cream of tartar, is required. Mix some apnles. cnt in tbin. even slices, with the batter, and fry in smoking hot lard. CREAM PUDDING. Heat a quart of milk, stir in one large table spoonfnl of corn starch, dissolved, the beaten yolks of five eggs, one cupful of sifted sugar and a large cupful of steamed rice. Cook carefully until the mixture thickens, flavor, and bake in a battered padding disb. Sweeten and flavor, the whites beaten stiff and spread over the pudding. Place in an open oven long enough to set the meriDgue. Prepare the day before, and serve very cold. , "VERMICELLI PUDDING. 'Bring to the boiling pointa pint and a half of milk,pQtrloap!ncb of salt and add the ver micelli a quarter nf a pound. Simmer slowly fur 10 minutes, sweeten to taste, and stir In two tablespoonfuls of butter. When partly cooled mix with four beaten eggs, flavor with lemon and bake 45 minutes. SPONGE CAKE PUDDING. To a.cnpfnr and a half of powdered sugar add the beaten yolks of five eggs. Stir thoroughly, sift in gradually a cup and a quarter of flour, and add tbe whites beaten to a stiff XrotL. Bake in. a moderate oven and serve with cus tard sadce. Hert are some pudding sauces: CREAM SAUCE. Cream together one-quarter cup of butter and one-hall cup of powuered sugar. Stir in four tablespoonfuls of cream and flavor to taste. HARD SAUCE. Beat until Creamy a half cupful of fresh but ter. Stir in gradually a cupful of powdered sugar, flavor and set In a cool place until needed. LEMON SAUCE. Cream together a cupful of sugar and a half cupful of batter. Stir in one well-beaten egg. a level teaspoon ful of grated nutmeg, tbe juice ot one lemon and a half cupful ot boiling water. VANILLA SAUCE. Pit a half pint of milk into a double boiler. When about to boil stir in tbe yolks ot two eggs beaten with a small cupful or powdered sugar, and stir constantly until thick as boiled custard. When cool flavor with vanilla. When about to serve whisk in gently the beaten whites. CUSTARD SAUCE. Take the yolfcs ot four eggs, stir not beat until well broken, add two tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar, a pinch of salt, and a glas3 of sherry or whue wine. Put tbeso ingredients in a double boiler, and stir briskly until of proper consistency. Ellicb Serena. STAHLETS TOSTEE rATHE&V Something About the Han Who Gave the explorer His Name. Many New Orleans citizens remember Henry Hope Stanley, who adopted Stanley, the explorer, and gave him his first upward start in life, says a New Orleans letter. Very few, however, have any recollection of Stanley, the famous traveler in Africa. Henry Hope Stanley was born in England in 1S15. He came of good family aud was highly educated. After bis father's death, which occurred early in Stanley's life, his mother marrjed an Episcopal minister. She is said to be still living, and her son by the second marriage inherited Stanley's fortune. The young Eoglishniau was of independent mind, and determined to carve bis own way S a Foster Father of H. 31. Stanley. to success. Accordingly he came to Amer ica about 1337, first lauding In Charleston, S. C. There the young man heard of the great West, and.made his way to Texas. He found a wife in the Lone Star State, but lit tle in the way of fortune, and tbe cnuplef de termined to remove to the Southern metropolis. Althonefi Stanley was twice married neither wife bore him children. Their kind hearts hungered for the touch of baby fin gers, and at various times the household adopted little orphans and bestowed as much love aud care upon them as if of their own Mood. Strange to say, none of these fatherless ones remained to com ort the clos ing years of their benefactor's life. Joanna, the first adopted child, died after her marriage to, a local druggist, who has also passed away. Henry "Stanley Afri cauus" went into the world against his fos ter father's will, and was never forgiven. While Annie, who shared the home with the explorer, is said to have eloped with the coachman. . In 1S7S 3fr. Stanley went up to a planta tion to look after the crops, in which he was interested, suddenly became 'ill, and in 24 hours was dead. The Homliest Man in Pittsbtjbg The. handsomest, and others, are invited to call on any druggist to-dav for a freesamnle bottle of Kemp's Balsam, the best cough cure j if r U 1 FOR 20 3DJL1T& From date of this papjr. Wishing to introduce our HOUSE, BROADWAY THEATER BTJILTISG,2fEW YORK., , - . - i SXJR13 1X70 MENTION THIS VJlPJSR. nc63-lu 7ERT AUTIYE ELSE A Species That Can fly and Anothei That Can Climb Trees. E0W THEY G&T THEIR 0IY6E5. Salmon Often Leap Fifteen Feet in Ail in Goinij Up Stream. 8T0EI OF THE STAR OF BBTHLEH rwEITTES FOE TOE DtSfATCH.1 If a sportsmna on the seashore, watch, for a flock of ducks, should, instead, s: der.ly see a "flock" of fish, flying past hi through the air, he wduld probably dro. bis gun and rub his eyes, with thoughts o nightmare, unless he was a remarkably well-seasoned old sport. And, again, if he should be gunning in the woods, aud sud denly come upon a fish in the act of climb ing a tree well, at the very least he would mentally promise to sign the temperance pledge. No "sportsman would see these two amaz ing sights in the same neighborhood; but both the flying and the climbing fish are well known to naturalists. And there is no freak of nature in these peculiar fishes. All vertebrate animals, from man to the fish, have four limbs, though sometimes certain of the limbs are only rudimentary. In birds the wings are tbe equivalents of the arms in man, and iu fishes tne fins answer for both arms and legs. In the case ot the flying fish the forward fins are wonderfully en larged and very strong. Like the feather less bat it can work these fin wings effect ively enough to rise from the water and fly several hundred yards. caught by the bibds. Plying fishes are abundant iu the warmer parts of tbe Atlantic Ocean, and in the Mediterranean Sea, and they are also found in various other bodies of salt water. They travel in shoals, and it is not an uncommon sight for mariners (o see a hundred or mors of themsiinuItaneously leave tbe water, dart away 200 or 300 yards, return to tbe water for a moment, and then fly away again. Sometimes these queer flyers become tbe victims of fish-eating sea birds, while on these'flights. and they often fall help lessly on the decks of ships, being unable to rise except from their native element. But the climhiug fish, asa natural 'curiosity, is probably the most astonishing of all the finny tribe. There is only one kind, so far as our present knowledge goes, that can actually climb trees, although there are several varieties with sufficient-power of land loco motion to leave a dried up pond or lake and travel considerable distances in search of water. The tree-climber is a species of our familiar perch, and so far as we know it exists only in certain parts of the East Indies. There seems to be uo reasonable doubt that this fish really has the agility of a country boy in chestnut time, for repu table travelers have seen tbe finny creature in the act of tree-climbing, and its anat omical structure proves its capability for such abnormal adventure. The climbing fish performs its strange feat in this way: It has peculiar gill covers by which it can cling to the bark of a tree, and then it is equipped with a queer rear fin, with which it can push its bouy upward. leaping feoji the wateb. In the matter of agility, however, there are fishes in our own markets that have well earned reputations. Tbe shad aud the salmon can perform acrobatic feats the pride of the circus never dreamed of. Salmon, lor instance, leave the sea 3nd go up tbe rivers when tbe spawning season approaches. In making these journeys they often jump upward at dams and cascades to a height of 12 and 15 feet, and thus continue their course toward the headwaters. An evidence of feminine superiority, which might be utilized by female suf fragists, is found in these migrations of the salmon. They form two long lines in as cending rivers, with the largest female of the group in the lead, the other females fol lowing next and the males meekly bringing up the rear. Bnt how can a lungless fish live Ion;; enough out of water to play either duck or squirrel? Here is the explanation: Pish cannot live without air. There is enough air in the water for fish life, and they inhale it with the water, the gill system providing for the outflow oi the water taken in with the air. This is true of fishes that inhabit the deepest waters. There is some air at the very bottom of the deep sea. When a fish is taken out of water it doesn't die for want of its native element: it dies for wint of air. . This is becanse the fringes of the gills, which are kept apart by water, become dry when the animal is in the dry air, and, 'thus adhering, respiration is prevented. THE STAB OF BETHLEHEM. In the gospel according to St. Matthew, we are told that the birth of Jesus at Beth lehem was heralded by the appearance of a strange star in the sky. This mysterious stellar appearance has been a fruitful sub ject of discussion between the faithful be lievers in the Scriptures on one hand, and the material believers iu astronomical facts on tbe other hand. Astionnmcrs are forced to admit, how ever, that "strange stars have appeared in the heavens, and tben disappear again as mysteriously as they came. One of tbe most remarkable of them was first noticed about 300 years ago. It is in the constellation Cetus, and it appears at intervals of a little les3 than a year. When at its greatest brightness it resembles a star of the second magnitude. It thus continues about two week", then its brilliancy gradually de-" creases for about three months, when it be comes entirely invisible. Perhaps the most wonderful of all the strange stars of which we have accurate knowledge was that of 1372. It suddenly appeared us the bright est star in the firmament, outshining even Jupiter and Venus, and for a time was visible at midday. Tbis amazing visit ant remained 17 months. Its color was suc cessively white, yellow, red and white again, and its position in the heavens was unchanged during the time it remained visible. The whole subject of these stellar peculiarities may be summed up by saying that in the present stage of astronomical knowledge n e know nothing positively about the matter; aud so far as concerns the narra tive about the Star of Bethlehem the ad vanced schemer of our day has not saccees fully impugned the record in the second chapter ot the gospel according to St. Mat thew. J. H. Webb. SOME CUaiODS FEXC13. One Made of Pew Doors and Another of the Swords of Swordfljli. Harden and Forest.! Freaks in fence building are not uncom mon in New England. Not many miles from New Bedford, for instance, is a solid fence with a curiously curved upper line and here and there a number painted upon It in white. On examination it proves to be built ot pew doors from a dismantled church. And a man attached to the life saving station at Small Point, Bath, Me., has amassed enough swords of ibeswordfiih to build a picket fence 40 feet in length. "mnit ' - ft- lr , .feifottstWfrslfcHtiA' jj-,"kje".:;,..j