V 20 i ' THE PITTSBUBG DISPATCH SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21, -1890. 1 i I DINED WITH IRVING Colonel Bnrr Describes a Delightful Symposium Given by Lon don's Great Tragedian. SHORT SKETCH OP THE LTCEUM. Situated Among Groceries and Gambling Dens, bnt Tet a Center of Intellectuality. THE MANAGEMENT OP THE THEATEE. Elta Ten; aid Her Acecsjlisitd Son it tht HosptaMe Board Wtti the Rest. COEKrSrONDESCE OF TUB DISPATCHI Losixkr, Dec 12. Henry Irving cave a midnight dinner only a short time ago to a few friends, as he frequently does. I was there. A number of pleasant people were around the table, but the interest was not alone centered in the company but in the surroundings. The women and men who sat and ate would have been more than wel come in any company on the face of the earth. The story which this dinner tells is a singular one, because it brings out new phases of character and presents Mr. Irving in the light of a host, rather than that of an actor and stage manager. The caprice which prompts this remarka ble man to surround his playhouse with a romance surpasses my understanding. Vet this is one of the sinews ot his power, not only in England but in the United States. He thinks we Americans are parsimonious onlv in relation to amusements. The other night he said to me: IBYIXG'S OPINION OP AMERICA. "An American will spend 20 for a din ner, but debates about 81 SO for the play house. I am delighted with my experiences in the 2Jew World. While your people do not have the same idea of seat values in the tbeaters tbat we have here, they are per fectly willing to pay me the same price as I receive in England. I could not have plaved for less. It cost me from shore to shore $1,710 everv night I raised the cur tain. I paid my company 60 per cent more than they received in England, because the difference in living between here and the United States is so creat. I think Ameri cans are liberal in the extreme with every thing except the theater. There they are economical, and the result is that they can not get the productions that we can in a country where living is cheap and perfec tion can be obtained by discipline and thor ough education." The Lyceum Theater is a curious old building. How long it was erected before Henry Irving and Ellen Terry occupied it I do not know. But those two remarkable personages have given it an individuality and strength that it has never before known. It has strange surroundings. The entrance is on Wellington street, and the door lead ing to the pit is on the Strand. A .big gin mill occupies the ground between this com mon entrance to a great playhouse and the place where the high-toned people enter. A EESOBT FOE SPOBTS. There are big, brown Corinthian pillars in front which remind me of those before the residence of Andrew Jackson at the "Her mitage" in Tennessee, 16 miles from Xash ville. To the right, as you co to the main entrance, there is the gamblers' club. This is one of the curiosities of Loudon, where millions of money arc every night laid on the races or at cards. Yet, the theater, with its master, dominates the whole of this sec tion of the British metropolis, and it is a bright spot in a rather somber quarter. There is an air of mystery surrounding Mr. Irving's theater. Perhaps it would be better to sav an air of dignity. He has any number of secretaries and servants. It is difficult to see the master of the house un less you have an engagement. Then it is cjsv. The morning usher is an old soldier who wears an armless sleeve, and the author ities call him a commissionaire. There are 1,500 of these veterans in London who are undertaking to make a living as errand runners, porters or attendants upon shops. The average Englishman has no use for the messenger boy. For a year tliey have been trying to establish the new system patterned after that in the United States, but the peo ple won't have it, and the telegraph, which is prompt and cheap, combined with the commissionaire, fills the bill to the English mind. ATTBACXITE ONLY 'WITHIN. The entrance to this historic playhouse is cot inviting; in fact, all the theaters in Lon don lack color and spirit either by day or night They are dreary places to look at and difficult to get into, tor you either have to go under ground or upstairs to see a play. As a rule, they are not attractive until you get into them, but there is an air of comfort about all the surroundings that makes you contented wben you get there. The bar room privileges ate abundant, and you can have a drink brought to your seat or an ice for your girl without going out. In fact, they do not permit you to leave a playhouse in London without charging lor return. They provide everything on the inside and expect you to patronize them. Yet, no one abuses these privileges, and neither man nor woman get funny because they are allowed to have what thev want witbout leaving the theater. These English women and men are Tery much in love with their stomachs, and food and liquor play a very eminent part in the economy of this nation. As I said before, the theaters are mostly underground; some of them entirely so, and they bear no comparison whatever to the American play-houses for beauty, but in comfort they can give us points. The seats are roomy, the aisles wide and the attend ance as perfect as it can be. That is proba bly because pretty girls are the ushers in stead of boys. FILL ONE TVlTn APPEEHENSION. The long passages and singular byways by which you get in and out set the average American wild with apprehension lest he be burned up or murdered in case of a panic The new theaters now being constructed change this condition of affairs, and give you more of an American play-bouse than they have ever known in the British capital. 2o matter how big the kick among actors and actresses about American theaters the London houses are no comparison to them so far a& comfort tor the players is concerned. The audience, however, lares better and the people who pay the cheap prices are just as well off as those who buy the most expensive Bests known us the stalls. The Bookmaker's Club, within marble toss of Heury Irviug's business borne, does not contaminate it in the least. The Lyceum Theater is the shrine toward winch all the best of London turn. Mr. Irving and Miss Terry impart a wonderful charm to this strange old play-house. It is regarded as the home of the drama, and Mr. Irving a intellectual ity gives it a standing that is superior to all else. His productions are the perlection of stage management, and he prides himself upon pictures as much as upon acting. His idea is that in this age of wonderful re sources there should be as much perfection in detail as power in utterance. Beading lines well does not play the entire part in bis idea ot a production. Perfection in scenery, color and costume lends its assist ance to the actors who play their parts well in all they have to do. THE OLD BEEFSTEAK CLUB. Tne Beefsteak Club was once a great in stitution iu the social life of the British Capital. It was once the resort of high-bred Bohemians like Mr. Irving, and by some strange chance it was located just back of his theater. When it tell into decline or moved its headquarters, Mr. Irving rented the old building and had a stairway con structed irom behind his stage leading up to the rooms made lamoui by the revels of all the old artists, actors and writers of London. It is now the Garriek Club. No theatrical manager of the world has so many and such broad social qualities as Mr. Irving. In and around this old home of the Beefsteak Club he has established a new order of things. The dining room is just the same as iu the old historic days, but there are new pictures, new surroundings and a new and broad-minded master. There is a portrait of Napoleon on the wall, but a very lew reminders of the great (hop be low, where money is earned to keep up the expensive entertainments which take place iu this strange attachment to a great play house after the night's work is over. No theatrical manager in the United States has even a glimpse of such a life as Mr. Irving leads in this strange old apart ment behind his .stage where the pick of broad men and women are often called to eujoyhis hospitality. COMPABED 'WITH BOOTH. Mr. Irving must be as old a man as Ed win Booth, and yet with all his love of his feliows and of their association he is a much vounger one Possibly this is because of Lis constant touch with humanity. Mr. Booth by force of circumstances is more or less of a recluse. He is obliged to live apart from men or their delights. His knowledge of human nature is limited, while that of Henry Irving is very broad. While Edwin Booth is anxious to benefit his profession he does not know how, as the Players' Club in New York illustrates. But Mr. Irving is so careful to keep within elbow reach of the warmest elements of life, whether they be grave or gay, that he knows just whereto help the people whom he ad mires. Perhaps no broader example could be pre sented than in members of his own com pany, who have been with luni for years, and will probably remain with him as long as he continues to be a factor in theatrical life. Many of them are old, very old, but tbey still act their parts, and be treats them with a consideration that is remarkable I have never thought Mr. Irving the greatest actor in the world, but there is a complete cess about his conduct and power that is something far beyond the average. IRVING'S MIDNIGHT DINNERS. One night after I had looked upon the splendid production of "Bavenswood," I joined Mr. Irving in his dining room be hind and above the stage. Frequently, very Irequcntly he had these symposiums, to which a dozen or more people sit down. It is close to 12 o'clock before the first course is served, and there is no telling when the light will be put out The food is of the best and the liquids of the rarest. But there is no straining after effect, and there is an atmosphere of liberty, and yet of intel lectual force about the surroundings that admonishes you all the while that here is the home of hospitality, tempered with a fine responsibility on the part ot all those who participate. The atmosphere of the whole place is de lightful. There is nlenty of good talk tend ing to improve the vision and touch the reality of life The dinner is simply a ve hicle to the greater purpose that lingers from 12 o'clock at night until any reasona ble hour in the morning. The surroundings are such that no one dreams of license, and if the day dawns before the intellectual game is ended everv one goes home feeling the better for having enjoyed Mr. Irving's hospitality. THE GUESTS AT THE BOARD. Not long ago there was a notable gather ing around this table from which so much has been taken and over which so much has been said. The affair was unique. Mr. Irving sat in the center of the table, and Ellen Terry directly opposite him. Mr. Loveday was at the head of the table. He is Mr. Irving's stage manager and super vises all his productions. At the other end was Dram Stoker, Mr. Irving's chief lieu tenant in management To bis right sat Ellen Terry's son, a handsome young boy of 20 who wears spectacles, and has hair which looks like his mother's. He plays the part of a younger brother to his mother in "Bavenswood" and plays it well. In fact, there is something so sympathetic in the conduct ot mother and son on the stage that it seems to you like real, and when you meet him at the supper table the illusion only grows stronger. Mrs. Ward, the mother of the sculptor, sat next to Henry Irving and three or four members of his company were sandwiched around among different people while John H. Francis, who owns the Troy Times, and used to be our Minister to Austria, wore a black scull cap, looked wise and talked with all that diplomacy for which he is noted. Mr. Irving's association with the members or his own company struck me as something unusual when you come to con sider the relations between master and men. HARMONIOUS AND RESPECTFUL. Those around the table as well as those who wee with him behind the scenes seem to be in perfect harmony with his methods, although they made it apparent by their acts and utterances that they had great re spect for him. Colonel Tom Ochiltree came into the aymposium of intellect and fodder to find some similar recollections ol old-time days and to marvel at a theatrical manager who every week entertains more Americans than any other man in London. In fact, I have olten thought that .air. Irving had rented this Beefsteak Club and fitted up that large dining room just to keep himself in good temper with the people of the New World whom he thinks well of, and is more than willing to entertain. One ot.the pleasures of the evening was meeting Charles Wyndham, whom I knew in the Union army during the Rebellion. He and Irving are great friends, and the limit of their hospitality has not yet been touched. Wyndham has a singular theater up on Piccadilly, which is entirely under ground. The roof of his playhouse is a restaurant and swell place where good food and good drink can be found. The night after Mr. Irving's dinner Mr. Wyndham entertained the company in Piccadilly Cir cus, just beyond his theater, where you have to go down three nights of stairs to nnd your seat Going inlrom the street you are confronted with a sign board pointing to ward the cellar, reading: "This way to the theater." A CLOSE BUSINESS MAN. "I have co habits," said Mr. Irving one day to a man who asked him what were his hours. "I live in the theater," he con tinued, "and every day at 12 o'clocc you can find me here unless I have some very special engagement I have plenty to do to look after the details of my business on and off the stage, for I not only act but pay close attention to management" Just at this moment Mr. Loveday, the stage manager, came in and the actor turned to give him directions for the day. There seemed to be perfect harmony about all the arrangements. Every hour seemed to have its exactions, and the heads ot departments appeared at a fixed moment, transacted their business and retired. No surplus words were wasted and In a short time Mr. Irving turned to his mail, which is some thing enormous. Letters of inquiry upon all sorts of subjects are awaiting his direc tions, and he had to answer all kinds of questions asked by stagestruck girls, by a preacher or a statesman. As men and women in England rarely send letters ex cept those written with their own hand. Mr. Irving is obliged to pen a large number and a great deal ot his time is taken up with cor respondence. Alter supper in the Beefsteak Club I sug gested the possibility of his coming to America next fall. "No," he replied, "I am going into the provinces and Mr. Dalv is coming to my theater. I do cot intend to leave England again soon unless some new condition arise of which I am not sow advised." Frank a. Btjbb. Phonographs In Hospitals. The telephone has for some time been used in Tarious hospitals as a means of communi cation between patients who were suffering from infectious diseases and their visiting friends. It is now proposed that the phono graph be brought into the hospital lor the entertainment ot the patients,and it is argued that a phonograph in a ward, with a large and constantly renewed supply of cylinders, would be a source ot amusement and pleas ' nre to the patients, which wonld admirably supplement the hospital treatment. IN HUBBY'S POCKETS. The Pretty Wives Can Go and Take Onl All Tbey Can Find. NO LAW FOE SUCH A THEFT. Beauty Musi be Painted to Show Well Under tbe Gaslight. A MIEEOE AB AN ADVERTISEMENT ICOEEESFONDEKCB OF THX DISPATCH. 1 New York, Dec. 20. OSY beauty doesn t ilways get on happily in the married state, and this fact some times gives rise to odd questions. For in stance, can a woman be arrested for robbing her husband? Under the common law of England, no; for hus band and wife are so absolutely one that a woman might be ar rested for transferring 5100 from one pocket to the other. But the so-called reform spirit of the age, especially in the great State of New York, has gone far toward destroying this oneness of the domestic relation. A married woman may now perform almost any act possible to an unmarried one. She may have her own real or personal estate and control it absolutely; go into business on her own account, or take her husband in as her partner; will her property away to a friend and leave her husband penniless; .and so distinct and separate are man and wife nowadays that a well-known ex-railway President lately arrested his wife for larceny because, upon leaving his bed and board, she had carried away valuable furni ture and refused to return it "I'm sorry this case never was allowed to reach the Court of Appeals," said a lawyer to me, "for I would like to have a decision to guide me in a case which came into my office last week. Briefly, the facts are these: For several years an old client of mine, whom I'll call Gibbons, has had trouble with his wife. He wanted me to draw up articles o! separation, but I counselled for bearance on account of the children. Gib bons is a wealthy man, has an elegant resi dence on upper Filth avenue, a host of charming friends and, according to my thinking, a charming wife. But in spite of my wholesome advice to both sides, things have been going from bad to worse lately, until Mrs. Gibbons returned to her family, the daughter following her, and the sou sticking to his father. The day after her flight Gibbons rushed into my office ashen pale and too agitated to speak. I gave him a glass of brandy and water and waited for him to pull himself together. "'Would you believe it, he ejaculated, she has robbed me?' "'Bobbed you? I repeated. "'Yes,' he whispered hoarsely, 'of 510,000 in bank notesl The money was in my pri vate safe in the dining room you know where it stands. She must have taken the keys out of my trousers pocket while I was asleep. I want you to arrest her for larceny this very morning.' " 'I don't think I can do it,' X said quietly. " 'Can't do it?' he almost shrieked. 'Is there no law co justice in the land?' " 'Calm yourself, Gibbons,' I made an swer; 'You must look at this matter in the proper light A wife can't steal lrom her husband. Get tbat into your head at once. I'll try to reach this money by replevin. That's all I can do, and I don't believe that will be effectual, for it will cot be found in her possession. "'This is infamous,' he blurted out " 'I'll say this, however," I continued; 'if you can prove miud what I sav that she took the $10,000, it will be charged against her in providing for her support; but I don't believe you can prove she took it. It is hard, I admit, but the world is full of just such bard things. I am afraid you are $10,000 out, and I'm almost ready to say you deserve to be.'" Christinas In the Shops. Christmas shopping has been the feminine pursuit in town during tbe past week, of course, and I have kept my eyes and ears receptive to its peculiar phases. It was in one of those huge emporiums where yon may purchase anything from a sealskin jacket to a dictionary. The young lady iu the rich furs and with such fresh red cheeks, who had just bustled in from the cold street, sat down on a revolving stool at the first counter she came to, and said to one of the salesgirls that she desired to make a great many purchases and did not wish to run about from counter to counter. One of the floor walkers sauntered up and said be would take her orders if she desired to en trust them to him. Accordingly she drew a slip of paper from her portuionuaia and proceeded to read lrom it "I want," said she, "six yards of your very best black cashmere, three of the pret tiest lamp shades that you have, all blue; a bootjack for a man, six pairs of your best black silk stockings. No. 4 not lor a man; a pair of bcissors, a crockery coffee pot for tbe kitchen, a box of gold-colored hairpins, a bottle ot lavender water, a bath sponge ot crystal inkstand, a dozen linen collars for myself. No. 13, and a half dozen pairs ot oh. I'll get those of this young lady." The floorwalker assured tbe young lady that he would personally perform her com niisMon so that she needn't wait She thanked him, and then, beiore banding to him the card containing the orders, she erased the last item and put in its place: "One copy of Milton's 'Paradise Lost, bound in half calf." When the floorwalker had disappeared tbe young lady turned to the salesgirl and made her quiet purchase, after which she sought her carriage. The girl was some what different from the old maid at a neigh boring counter who had been trying to select a pair of mittens for the greater part of an hour, and was not then decided whether she wanted them blue or brown. The Magic of a Mirror. "I have always attracted attention to my window, ' said a Broadway merchant, "by means of a very simple and commonplace device tbat I should think would be utilized by more men dealing in wares such as mine In my window is a mirror, as you have, of course, noticed. It is the only mirror to be seen from the sidewalk between Madison Square and Thirty-third street There is not a regular promenader in the neighbor hood who doesn't know my mirror. Women anticipate it a block away, and when they arrive opposite to it they take a quick glance to see if they are looking well. It is just here that I catch them. That is a peculiar mirror. It lends a fresh color to nearly every face. It refuses to reflect sallowness, and at the same time it softens the tip of a too red nose The men and women have grown to love me and my store, simply be cause every time they pass it they get such a picture of themselves that they are made happy. "A woman who has been up late the night before comes along with a sad countenance, and when she gets to my window she looks np at the mirror. Instantly a light of joy springs into her eyes and her gait grows elastic. Instead of the pale and heavy-eyed creature that she leels, she sees a face that is deliciously pink, while the eyes look only poetic and interesting. A man who is feel ing mean and needs a shave, shambles up and when he views himself in tbe mirror be is delighted. Helooks ten years younger than hedidwhen he examined himself in bis own bandrglass that morning, and, as for shav wrTkWMUku , &KrSM?J r ing, he is so attractive as he is that be goes away wondering if it wouldn't be a good plan to let his beard grow. Oh. it's great. If you were to ask me the very best way in the world for a storekeeper to drawattention to his windows I would say put in a com plimentary mirror. One must be very care ful, however, to secure a mirror that softens blemishes. The publio is very conceited, and when you prove that It's nose is in flamed it beoomes your enemy. By all means secure a complimentary mirror. Beanty Behind Footlights. At a theatrical benefit given at one bf the city theaters on a recent Sunday night.a very famous comic opera singer of trnly splendid beauty sang a song. She was attired in street costume and she had not painted her face. "Why, she looks positively ugly," said a young woman in one of the front seats to her companion. "I always imagined she was so lovely." The singer was, in fact, as lovely as ever, but in leaving off her "make-up" the foot lights of the stage threw a glare across her countenance in Buch a manner that every line was accentuated ten-fold and her com plexion was rendered ghastly. The actual beauty of Mrs. Langtry or Mrs. Potter has never been seen by those people n;ho have merely witnessed them perform. Both of these women make up badly, and cannot possibly preserve the extreme delicacy of coloring and texture tbat is noticeable in them when viewed in the light of the street. If Lillian Bussell were seen on Broadway at noontime as she is when acting she would have a crowd of small boys following her, she would look so like a freak, with the purplish-red spots on her cheeks and temples, the marble whiteness of her nose and chin and the heavy cakes of charcoal tbat cling to her eyelashes. Yet Miss Bus sell is one of the most skillful women at making up that the stage possesses and she obtains an effect of almost perfect beauty. Ladles who sit in proscenium boxes suffer sadly from the effect of the footlights. There is Mrs. Grover Cleveland, who always occupies a box when she goes to a theater, and who looks so pale and peaked that everyone in an audience remarks upon the decline of her reported beauty. Now, tbe face of Mrs. Cleveland is in reality as fresh and pretty to-day as it ever was In the full glare of daylight the skin is delicate and white, and the lines are as soft as could be desired. Her beauty is remarked upon by strangers who do not recognize her. one lady who sat opposite her in an elevated train the other day observing to a companion that "the tall young woman who just got on has tho purest complexion I ever saw." This same lady would have been impressed in an almost precisely opposite way had she seen Mrs. Cleveland in a theater box. A young lady in society was conversing on this very subject with a man some even ings ago. "Oh," exclaimed she, "I don't believe it is quite true tbat you cannot look beautiful in a theater box. Why, I that is, I have seeo a lot of my pretty friends In boxes, and they looked lovelier than ever." "Yes," replied the gentleman, "but Mrs. Cleveland, vou see, probably never antici pated the effect of the footlights;" and as he spoke he dusted from his coat sleeves the powder that had lodged there in some mys terious manner during the last waltz. Clara Belle. BITTING BULL'S PBIDE. It Would Not Permit Him to Uncover His Head Before the Camera. Dnring a visit of Sitting Bull and some of his braves to Washington several years ago it was decided to take a photograph of them in the Capitol. The photographer got his camera ready, and the group was arranged. Several of the Indians had on their hats, and through one of the interpreters the photographer suggested that the picture would look better with heads uncovered. The Indians were loath to remove their hats, but finally, alter much persuasion, they consented to appear in the picture bareheaded. Only Sitting Bull refused. He had on a tall silk bat of an ancient date probably "of the vintage of '79" and he was evidently impressed with his own ap pearance The photographer appealed to him, through the interpreter, to remove the hat; but Sitting Bull made no reply. He merely folded his arms, threw himself "back on his dignity" and struck a heroic attitude. He presented a most ludicrous appearance, but he swelled with evident pride and dignity, and said not a word. The photographer saw it was useless, and so the picture was taken. In the group of 40 or 50 Indians there ap peared only one with covered head. That one was the old chief Sitting Bull. Tipping the Hat The custom of lifting the hat, not only to one's lady friends, but also to gentlemen acquaintances, is on the increase, and now it is almost universal when gentlemen greet each other. It is one of tbe most curious survivals of a chivalric usage. In the olden time, when might was right, a knight sel dom appeared in public save with his arms and protected by his helmet and coat of mail. Among friends the helmet was laid aside as a token of the security he felt A Conservative Pennsylvania!!. Indiana (Pa.) Messenger. Ararat, Pa., is tbe abiding place of a man who has lived in Susquehanna county all his life, and has never yet set his foot on a railroad car, though tbe Erie tracks run through his farm. When the road was built he declared that the locomotive was the in vention of Satan, and he wanted to die be fore one whistled through his meadows. All attempts to induce him to take a ride upon a train have thns far proved futile The Male and the Horse. Some people say that a mule can be fed cheaper than a horse, but they are not post ed on the subject. A horse will eat more grain than a male, but the latter will de vour twice as much bay, and will need it, too, to keep him in proper condition. A mule can stand more hardship than a horse. but more work and better service will be rendered by a borse than by a mule To Core Squeaky Shoes. I had a pair of squeaky shoes, says a St. Louis man in the Globe-Democr&t, and tried every remedy I had ever heard of. Nothing succeeded till the other day a working shoe maker I rode with on a street car, told me to bore a lew holes half through the soles and let out the air that was doing all the mis chief. I tried the remedy and found it per fect Brave, Indeed. Cblcaco Inter Ocean. "Speaking of brave men," said Colonel Bluegrass, of Kentucky, "there is Colonel Blood, of our town. He's the bravest man I know" "Indeed!" "Yes, sahl Why, sab, the doctor prescribed a glass of water oeiore Dreasiasi bij ujuiuiuk, nun, sau, the Colonel is taking it without a kick." A Noteworthy Exception. From the Kimball (S. D.) Graphic While the columns of the Graphic are open to any and all unobjectionable adver tisements, yet it is quite impossible for us to speak knowingly of the merits of the va rious articles ot merchandise advertised. Particularly is this true of patent medicines. But there are exceptionsoccasionally, and a noteworthy exception is the celebrated Chamberlain's Cough Bemedy. This now universally known medicine has been ad vertised in the Graphic lor four or five years, but not until recently had we any per sonal knowledge of its wonderful efficacy, which has come about through the prevail ing influenza and the stubborn cough that his so often attended it In the writer's family this medicine has ou several occa sions this winter cured a cough that b iffled any and all other remedies, and the number of families in Kimball and vicinity in which this remedy has been used with like effects attests to its value at a specifio for coughs and colds of every nature xhsu CHRISTMAS DINNERS May Doubtless be More Fancy Than This, but Kot Any Better. ELLICE SERENA'S SPECIAL MENU. Dainty Dishes to Tickle the Stomach and Gladden the Heart. AN ALL-AHEKIGAN PLUM PODDING rwsxrrzit ros in dispatch.1 The Christmas Menu. , Oysters on half shell. Mock bisque sonp. Boast turkey, bread-crumb dressing. Cranberry sauce, scalloped oysters. Stripped potatoes; Creamed turnips. Stewed celery. Baked sweet potatoes. Orange salad. Hard crackers. Cheese. Olives. Plum pudding, brandy sauce Mince pie Ices. Cake Baited almonds. Fruit Mericgued coffee. OYSTERS OK HALT SHELL. Wash the oysters on the outside until clean and bright. Kemovo the upper shells, detach tbe oysters and serve on the deep shells con trary to tbe .English fashion. Garnish with celery tops or sprigs of green. Serve on a separate dish a quarter of lemon and a thin sandwich ot brown and white bread, cut in fancy shapes. MOCK BISQUE SOUP. Stew a pint of tomatoes for 80 minutes. Strain and add to a quart of milk about to boil. Stir in a tablespoonful of dissolved corn starch and two tablespoonfuU of butter. Season highly and serve on warm soup plates a ladlef ul for each plate. SOTAL F1SII SAUCE. Cream together two lablespoonfuls of butter and a heaping tablespoonful of flour. Add gradually a pint of boiling milk and stir over the nre until It thickens. Bemove, stir in the beaten yolk of an egg and a tablespoonful or minced parsley. Season with salt pepper and cayenne EOULETTES. To a heaping pint ot mashed potatoes, add a tablespoonful of butter, two of cream, tho beaten yolks of two eggs, a little grated onion, a teaspoonful each of parsley and sweet mar joram, a dash of cayenne, salt and pepper to taste Heat tho mixture thoroughly, set aside to cool and then form into ballets. Glaze with eggs, roll in cracker meal, arrange in a frying basket and immerse for a few min utes in boillDg fat. Serve as a garnish for tbe boiled fish. BOAST TUKKEY, BEEAD-CRUMB DRESSrSQ. Select a fine young hen turkey. Draw, pre pare for roasting and fill with a dressing made as follows: lo a quart of stale bread crumbs, take two tablespoonfuls of butter, a level tablespoon! ul of salt a fourth teaspoonful of coarsely ground pepper, a small onion, minced, a teaspoonful each of sweet marjoram and summer savory. Sew up the opening, truss, season, lard with thin strips of sweet bacon, and cover with greased nhite paper, tied securely. Put to roast in a baking pan ou meat rack, pour in a cupful of hot water, and cook, ac cording to size, from 2 to 3 hours, basting fre quently. Garnish witu small port sausages fried brown, and serve with rich brown gravy. CItANBERBT SAUCE. To one quart of cranberries, pickled and washed, add a pint of boiling water. Cover closely and simmer until the berries burst or pop. Add tn o enpf uls of sugar and cook gently uncovered and unstirred for 15 minutes. Mold and set to cool. SCALLOPED OYSTEES. Batter a deep baking dish, cover the bottom with fine cracker crumbs and moisten with oyter liquor. Over this put a layer of fine large oysters; seasun with salt, pepper and bits of butter. Contmuo tba layers, the seasoning and moistening until the dish is full. Strew tho top thickly with tbe crumbs and pour over the whole a cupful of milk, with the beaten yolk of an egg adueo. Cover the dish and bake slowly for 80 min utes. Uncover and remove from the oven when well browned. STRIPPED POTATOES. Wash and pare smooth, well-shaped potatoes. cnt into strips not too thin wash well and steam tor about zu minutes or until tender. Put some butter into a stew pan, and when it is melted throw in some very small parsley sprigs, season with salt and pepper and pour over the potatoes. CKEAMED TURNIPS. Bcrape the turnips, throw Into cold salted water and let stand for 3D minutes. Scoop them with a small vegetable cntter, being careful to have tbe balls well rounded. Cover with boiling water and cook until tender, adding salt when they are about half done Drain, turn Into a dish and pour over them cream dressing, which should be well seasoned with salt, pepper and a large lump ot fresh butter. BAKED SWEET POTATOES. Take a half dozen good-sized sweet potatoes, prepared for baking. Split lengthwise and parboil for 20 minutes. Arrange in a baking dish or pan, season lightly with salt and pepper, dredge with flour, toft with butter, and sprinkle with sugar. Bake until brown and tender, ORANGE SALAD. Peel six or eight tart oranges and strip oft tbe white inner skin. Cut into thin slices with a keen-edged frnlt knife removing the seeds and thick skin of the cores. Strew over them a half cupful ot sifted sugar and the juice ot half a lemon and a gill of sherry. Prepare abont two hours before serv ing and keep in a cool place. CHEESE. After the salad course serve two kinds ot cheese mild and pungent with bard crackers, PLUM PTJDDINQ. The Christmas, or plum pudding, is one of the features of that holiday dinner iu England, which is so general, from all ac counts, tbat every family is presumed to have it if nothing else The name ia familiar to us from its association with the 'nursery rhymes of our childhood. Who that has read Dickens will not remember the dinner at Bob Crochet's and the incidents connected with (it? We are reminded oi its importance on all sides. Washington Irving says that the names of the very streets and alleys of Eastcheap bear testimony to the good cheer of that lo cality, ot which Falstuff was betimes a notable resident, one of the streets still be ing called Pudding lane. A. curious ou oi pudding lore is preserved in the account of a celebration of an anni versary as far back as 1661 at Newcastle-on-Tyne, at which there was a gathering of the provincial nobility and gentry. In an ticipation of the great number of guests who were expected, each of the citizens and patrons was requested to bring his own dish of meat This very naturally led to a com petition, and many strove for prominence; but the specimen ot Sir George Goring was accounted the most unique. This master piece "consisted of four huge, brawny pigs, piping hot, fitted and harnessed with ropes of saosage, all tied to a monstrous bag pud ding." AIT ENGLISH PUDDING FEAST. It was an old custom in England, and in some parts it is still retained, of having nt stated periods a pudding feast. At a village in Lancashire there is such a feast held every 21 years, called the Aughton Pudding Feast, and the latest one occurred recently. On that occasion there was a plum pudding of 1,000 pounds' weight After being car ried around the village in procession, it was distributed among the villagers and those who were attracted thither through curi osity. But while we speak of plum pudding we may assert our patriotism by declaring that more of the ingredients which enter into tbe composition of a veritable plum pudding are produced in America than in England' and thanks to Mr. James W. Parkinson' one of tbe most accomplished writers and a most excellent authority on this special sub ject, we have available the means and method of making an American-English, plum pudding which, judges say, is unex celled. Following is the recipe for this delectable disn: Stone a pound of the best California raisins: or, where the American raisin is not In the market then the best of Imported bloom raisins. Wash and clean a pound of Zante currants. Mince fine a pound of tbe best beef suet Mix with this in a large pan a pound ot stale bread crumbs and half pound of floor. Bee that this bread is neither sour nor moldy Use tbe crumbs only ot tbe sweetest home made bread. Even the flour must be scrutinized to see that it Is still sweet and originally of the best wheat Beat together in another pan eight perfectly fresh eggs. Mix with these half a pint ot tbe Dest and richest milk. Scan the milk very closely, especially if -it is "milkman's milk." Pour the eggs and milk thus mixed over tbe suet and the flour. Stir and beat the whole well together, and add tho currants to tbe raisins In a separate dish. Season these with an onnce of cinnamon,nalf an ounce of dinger, a grated nutmeg and a teaspoonful of salt With theso blend two 20-ounce pippin apples chopped np very One Now, add ten ounces of the best Louis lana sugar. Chop np a pound of best California citron (or imported citron); a quarter of a pound of California almonds; two ounces of California or Florida orange peel, and tbe same quantity of lemon peel. Pour In a generous wine glass of best California or Catawba brandy. Tie in a stout cotton cloth and boll briskly for six hours in a large pot with plenty of water tor a plum pudding is in soine respects like a duck, it likes to swim. Prepare and mix your materials at least 21 hours befnro you begin to coot. It requires time to prepare this high piece of art. Beiore removing the padding from the bag Immerse in cold water. SAUCE FOE THE PUDDESO. Put into a small sauce pan two ounces of prime batter, and to this add a large table spoonful of flour. JIIx these well together while they are cold with a wooden spoon. .. p.onr ,n half a Plat of cold water and add a little salt. Place these over the fire and stir until it has almost reached the boiling point bat not quite. Now add a glass of the best brandy, some powdered sugar, a dust of cinnamon and tbe grated peel ot half a lemon the outside rind. Slake the sauce hot and sprinkle another aash of cinnamon on the surface. Now ornament our plum padding with a miniature American flag stack on top. Four over and around it a small quantity ot pure California brandy. Now set this brandy on fire and serve In a blaze of glory your eldest daughter at tho iano playing the tune ot "Hail Columbia! LappyLanai" MEHINQUED COFFEE. From a mixture of three-quarters of a pound of Java and a quarter of a pound of Mocha take a large tablespoouful for each cup and one for the boiler. Put the ground coffee into a pan, setiton the stove and shake gently until it is thoroughly heated, without scorching. Moisten with cold water and stir in a whole egg. shell included. Pot the coffee Into the pot and set where It will gently simmer for ten minntes. When ready to serve put a tablespoonful of hot milk Into each cup, partly fill with coffee, and add a tablespoon! ul of whipped cream. Pass with cut sugar. Ellice Serena. TEYTNG 10 TAX CAT8. The Minister of Finance of Saxony Moved to Write on the Subject Hew York Sun. A tax on cats has been proposed repeated ly by Saxon financiers of the last three or four decades. Becently the petitions for the introduction of the tax have become to numerous that the Minister of Finance has been moved to publish a rather exhaustive paper concerning the impracticability of the scheme in question. In this paper he says: "Aside from the unpopularity of the tax in the household, sufficient reasons against it may be found in the impossibility of a careful assessment and correct collection, the difficulty of determining the owners, and the prevalent reluctance of any one to take charge of stray cats. Again, a cat canuot be marked in such a way as to show that the tax on it has been paid. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals suggests a leather collar, with a record of the payment on it This, how ever, would hinder the cat in catching rats and mice, and would be likely to hang fast on nails and pegs, thns causing the cat great misery and "eventful deatb, often from starvation. All references to the dog tax mnst fall of all argumentative force, as the cat is of a different nature and cannot be confined within the same limits as the dog." TUMBLED TO TEE GAME. A New Yorker Discovers What the Drop 6f the Handkerchief Means Nowadays. Hew York Times. A gentleman who makes It a point always to carry a few nickels in his pocket for any worthy mendicant whom he meets during his day's wanderings Btarted to cross City Hall Park from the Park Row side yester day afternoon -when he was approached by a seedy individual whose face waa almost blue from tbe cold. "Excuse me, sir," said the seedy one, "I have been down here for two days from Boston and I haven't eaten Oh, thank you, sir, you're a gentleman," his smudgy fist closing over the nickel. The gentleman turned after taking a dozen steps and saw the seedy one drop his hand kerchief. Instantly another beggar sidled up and also got a nickel. Like tbe first, he was profuse in his thanks and emphasized them by dropping his handkerchief. Then came a third, with the plausible tale of a long and wearv walk from Philadelphia. "See here," said the gentleman, "I've just been held up by two of your pals, and I think you are a gang of professionals. Skip!" Number three took the advice, but failed to drop his handkerchief. E0HEST7 TBE BEST POLICY. The Experience of a Hungry Beggar Con firms the Troth of the Law. Hew York Tlmes.J A gentleman was hurrying across City Hall Park last night when a rough-looking man stepped up to him and said: "Kind sir, will you " and his voice sank away in a plaintive whine that ended in incoher ence The gentleman passed on. "Sir, will you " urged the other, persistently follow ing alongside. The gentleman passed sternly and silently on. "Gimme suthin' for a lodgin', sir." Tbe gentleman still paid no heed. In a sort of desperation tho rough-looking man suddenly shook himself together and in a loud, strong voice, with all the obsequious whine gone from it, roared out: "Darn it, bo, I'm darned hungry. Gimme a nickel, will yer?" The other suddenly stopped short, drew some coin from a side pocket, gave it to the man, and passed on. "Well!"' muttered the .tramp, "hanged er honesty ain't tbe best policy after all." And with a smile that knew not care he picked his way across the park and disap peared in the darkness. AH AWFUL BmtTEB, One Man Allowed to See Himself as Others Did. rrom the Philadelphia Times. Jay Gould tells the following little story, which is not without amoral: "Daniel Drew once went into a tabernacle where sin ners were confessing their crimes. There waa one man thumping bis chest and accusing himself of so many awful offenses that Drew became horrified. Turning to the man next to him he inquired: " 'My friend, who is this man who has done these awful things?' " 'I don't know who he Is,' the stranger said to Drew, 'but I guess from his account of himself he must be Daniel Drew.' " Chasing His Tall. && Old Toi It's of no use. me boy; you'll never obtain your ead. THE LADIES OF LIMA Easily Carry Off the Eibbon In the World's Beanly Show. SENOEITAS AT TBE BOLL FIGHT. They Cheer Their Lovers on to Glory Whether Living- or Dead. SIGHTS 1.1 PJZAREO'S OLD TOWN ICORKKSFOTOIXCX or THS DISFATCB.I Lima, Peeu, Nov. 20. The sojourner within these gates finds it difficult to be lieve himself living in the latter part of the nineteenth century, so strongly do all tbe surroundings savor of vice-regal days. Those vice-kings of Spain left their finger marks upon everything, and there is hardly a street, park, public garden, church or gov ernment building that was not named, planned or erected by one of them. Beginning with the great Plaza Major, or principal square, which covers nearly nine English acres, we find that the handsome stone fountain in its center, surmounted by a bronze statue representing Fame, was built in 1653 by order of a Viceroy. One of tbe earliest Viceroys erected the enormous cathedral that faces one side of this plaza, with its facade painted red and yellow, its three green doors and a tower at each angle. Eor nearly three centuries its altars were burdened with gold and silver and jeweled articles of church service and ornament, until a few years ago, when most of its treasures were appropriated and converted into money by a needy republican govern ment In its dark crypt is the stone coffin of Pizarro, the conqueror, and another con taining the remains of his rascally relative, Gonzalo Pizarro. THE PALACE OP PIZABBO. Another side of the same square is occu pied by a rather mean-Iooking building, with small shops beneath it, which is no less than the old palace where Pizarro ruled with a high hand during his brief dav here, and where he was assassinated by "the men of Chili," who appointed themselves the avengers of Almagro's murder. Its upper part still serves as a Government "palacio" and is occupied by various officers of the new regime. The long, straight streets that diverge from this central square and run at right angles have an appearance of age and sol emnity not borrowed from tbe frail struct ures that line them on either side. As earthquakes are momentarily expected and the city stands in the very heart of the rain less region, its peculiarities of architecture are largely the outgrowth of local causes. More substantial structures of brick or stone could not so well resist the convul sions of nature and the taller and more top heavy thev were, the greater would be the danger to their inmates; therefore the build ings are generally of one story onl", seldom more than two, and of the lightest materials that can be made to hold together. One can hardly believe that the apparently mas sive towers and buttresses of the extensive churches are merely great wicker baskets, deceptive combinations of canes and poles, tied together with thongs, plastered over with mud, and painted; .but such is the case HOT A SIHGLE CHIMNEY. As the absence of rain renders pitched roofs nnnecessary,the coverings of the houses are flat, often made of poles, over which ia spread a matting of Bhredded cane, support ing a layer of ashes and dried grass, In tended to absorb the dampness of the fogs. More commonly, however, the roofing is of boards, overlaid with adobe; and one is struck by the fact that in all Lima, and, in deed, in all South America, there is not such a thing as a Northern chimneyl The barred windows are relics of early days in old Castile, when precautions against bandits were a constant necessity: and they have served equally well in this country during the time of tbe viceroys, against hordes of pirates from tbe sea and bands of robbers from the mountains, and in later days against revolutionists. The more modern houses are two-storied, and these always have balconies, regular Borneo and Juliet retreats, whose golden opportunities for flirtation are by no means neglected. Wherever there is an upper story, the lower one is seldom used for living purposes, but is generally given over to stabling the horses, storing the carriages, servants' quarters, etc., or is rented room by room to as many small shop keepers. It is not all uncommon to find a family of high degree and great social pretensions, belong ing to that exclusive inner circle of upDer tendom, than to gain admittance whereto it would be easier for a camel to grow through the eye ot a needle, residing aboye a butcher's stall, while near the main en trance a cobbler sits. THE PLACE FOB PBOMEHADIHO. The two Bides of the Plaza Major are oc cupied by portales, with shops behind them, or to be more explicit, by buildings whose street lronts are faced by pillared corridors roofed in a long series ot arches. These por tales are the favorite promenade of the ladies of the city, and therefore, as a matter of course, of the gentlemen also. At all times and seasons one may meet here the beauty and fashion and "flower" of Lima, as well as tbe extremes of riches and poverty, pride and squiilor, that make up the variegated life of this old city. The shops are small, but surprisingly crowded with handsome goods, and in them one may find nearly every article of fashion and luxury which the largest stores of NOTICE! The guess prize contest now in force at HIMMELRICH'S Shoe House, 916 BRADDOCK AVENUE. BRADDOCK. will be brought to a close on SATURDAY, December 27, so as to have every guess recorded in due time for the an nouncement which positively takes place JANUARY 1, 1891. All those who have not availed themselves of this golden op portunity of buying Shoes as low as ever should make their1 selections now and receive a ticket with each purchase, which entitles you to a guess of how many buttons in jar exhibited in ourwindow. UUK JrlUl.lJJAY bLIFfEK. DISPLAY IS GRANDER THAN EVER. O-TJESS PRIZE Men's and Boys Department, A FINE GOLD WATCH. O-TJIESS PRIZE Ladies' Department full equipped SEWING MACHINE. O-TJESS PR,IZE Misses' and Children's Department, A HANDSOME LIFE SIZE DOLL. HIMMELRICH'S, 916 Braddock Avenue, BRADDOCK. Europe and the United States can show. They are neatly all kept by foreigner, French predominating. Germans coming next in line, then a few Italians and En lishnien. Some of the finest fancy goods stores are owned and managed by Chinese merchants, who enjoy the monopoly of trade in embroidered mantas and silk dresses. There are three or four large establishments conducted by merchants from the United States and the house of tbe Grace Brothers, (of which Banker William B- Grace, of New York city, is the bead), practically monopolizes North American trade iu Pern. THEATER AND BULL BIXO. The quaint old theater, which nowadays serves lor a swell Italian opera house, was built by another Viceroy, more than 100 years ago. Its alleged "boxes," which are mere empty stalls, all open upon a gallery in tbe open air, and to get into one ot them yon mnst climb a long flight ot outside stairs leading to tbis airv corridor. The splendid Pantheon (cemetery), just outside the city limits, was laid out by another Viceroy, Abascai, in the year 1808. Its chapel con tains a handsome altar, and there are many costly monuments and well-kept flower beds. The vaults are built up in the walls, like rows of ovens, tier above tier, each num bered in order. Most of them are rented for a stated number of years, payment of course being iu advance; and if the lease Is not re newed at the end of the term the coffin, with whatever it may yet contain, is summarily evicted. Another victory laid out the beautiful Alameda ("grove or elms," of public paseo), and also built tbe bull ring. The latter ii well worth a visit, though bull fights are now of comparatively rare occurrence, say half a dozen iu course of a year. It is au immense circular enclosure of old-rose tinted adobe, surrounded by seats rising tier above tier, with "boxes" above as in the theater, the latter being entered irom an outer cor ridor, reached by flights of stairs running up outside the circle. The fashionable en tertainment is what is known as "bull bait ing," and always takes place on Sundays. The bull is not always killed as in Spain, Mexico and some other countries, but is simply tormented for the sport of the popu lace AH AEISTOCBATIC SPOET. Generally the young bloods of society do tbe "baiting" and it is looked upon as a very high-toned athletic sort of pastime, something like cricket matches in England, or polo at Newport The senoritas decorate tin darts with lace and ribbon rosettes and give them to their lovers to thrust into the hide of the bull. The great .'eat is to stick these darta into the face or the fore-shoulder of the enraged animal, and in order to do so the thrower must stand in Iront of his horns. No horses are disemboweled in these performances, bnt it now and then happens that a gentle maiden has the excitement of seeing her active young lover gored to death. Many years ago an attempt was made to suppress bull-fighting alto gether; but though the press was opposed to it and many of tbe best people, the "ruling passion" was yet too strong in the minds of the populace. So it was de termined to regulate the Snnday pastime by law. The official code is about twice as long as the Constitution of tbe Bepublie As all the world knows, tbe ladies of Lima are proverbial for their beauty. Such large, liquid, "soulful" eyes; such rosebud lips and pearly teeth; such dainty hands and feet and rounded arms and graceful figures, it would be hard to find so commoaly anywhere else on earth. A comparatively few of the more ultra-fashionable wear mod ern hats and bonnets for state occasions, but the vast majority still cover their glossy black tresses with the lace mantilla or black mants of silk or wool. Some of the embroid ered mantas of black crepe are extremelv beautiful, and cost from $100 to $500, the amount of silk embroidery upon it indicat ing the wealth of the wearer. Ordinary mantas can be bought for from $15 to $30. A common article of dyed cotton is imported from England, at a cost of ?3 or ?1 a piece, for the Indian and negro women. THE SPAHISH IXQTISITIOH. It was not long after the conquest before the inquisition was established in Peru that fearful engine of Spain's despotio power. It is a mistake to suppose tbat it was altogether a Popish institution; or here it was essentially Spanish at least in its worst form. The student of history knows that while the Spaniards were using it as a cloak to cover tbe most hideous enormities, popes weie found expostulating against the atrocities they perpetrated. Cer tainly the inquisition of Spain and Peru was not so much a religious as a political institution, employed by rulers to render themselves absolute. In theory, the In dians were exempted from its jurisdiction, but it is extremely doubtful whether those persecuted people always escaped its cruel clutches. The Peruvian Senate now occupies the Council Chamber of the old Inquisition building, whose famous ceilinsc was carved by monks in the mother country and sent over as a gift to Pizarro's capital in the year 1560. In the old days the Council Chamber was presided over by three Inquis itors; and many were the unfortunates whom they condemned to be burued, near the spot in the suburbs of San Lazaro where now stands tbe bull ring. Others were torn upon the rack, or partially broiled over live coals, or subjected to other diabol ical torments, long alter the inquisition had ceased to exist in Europe It was only at the beginning of the present century and shortly before the Peruvian war for inde pendence (in 1812, I believe), that the fearful tribunal waa abolished and an in lariated populace destroyed all the instru ments ot torture. The room where the latter were employed adjoins the Council Chamber, and is now used as a retiring room for the Senators, tbe dark pockets in the walls, in'which heretics were sealed np and smothered, being utilized for closets and wardrobes. Faniue B. Waed. de&tf