&s!& rWRITTEN TOR THI DISPATCH. As far as the eye could reach, a thick cov ering of snow had spread itself oTer the brown heath, in the midst of which stood a small, low cottage, the only human dwell ing visible in the great white plain. "What a dreary life they must lead who live there," said many a traveler as he Tiewed the lonely bonse from the distant road. But the cottage, though small, was well built and comfortable. The moss-covered beams were strong and firmly support ed the turf roof, which in simmer time looked like green velvet, adorned with red and yellow flowers; and the wide stone chim ney towered proudly above the little dwell ing, as if to proect it from any hostile in vader. At one side of the house was a small garden patch, wueie grew iiotatoes carrots and cabbaze, and also a bed of gay colored tulips was to be seen. In this secluded home lived little Yigg who his Aunt Gertrude, who took every care of the orphan boy. and was both father and mother to him. Early in the morning the kind aunt had goue to the distant village to make some purchases, and now, although the suu was low and the short winter day was growing to a close, "Vigg was still alone. Everywhere was deep silence. No sound of sleighbells had been heard during the day, cor the voices of passenby. When the boy walked across the bare floor, he thought the clatter of his wooden shoes must sound all over the wide heath. As night came on, Tigg drew his little stool close to the window and peered out "into the darkness to see if Aunt Gertrude were coming, and be wondered if she would bring the ginger cakes she had promised, and if she really would remember the little fir tree and the candies; for this was Christmas eve. When the boy had watched anxiously for DO TOU KXOW tVHO I AM some time, through the one pane from which he had scraped away the frost, he heard a jingling of hells and the tramping of horses' feet. The sound rew more and more dis tinct, ant a moment later Vigg saw a dark object moving over the snow, and soon dis tinguished a tiny sleigh, drawn by four small ponies, which tossed their heads as if thev enjot ed the cold, rosty air. To Vigg's great surprise, this quaint turnout stopped berore thccotta;e door.and a little old man, with a nnnkled fice and a long white beard, dressed in fur from head to foot, sprang out of the sleigh. "Well, little curly-head," he said to Vig?, who by this time had opened the window, "is no one at home?" "You see that I am here," replied Vigg. "Why, of course," said the little man, "how very stupid I was to ask such a ques tion. But wny have you no Christmas lights?" "I shall have those when Aunt Gertrude returns," was the reply. "Do you know who lam?" asked the stranger. "No. I do not know yon," answered the bov, "and do you know uhn I am?" The old man took off his fur cap. and bow ing with mock reverence before Virg, said, while his eye6 sparkled with fun: "I think I have the honor o speaking to Vigg, the great warrior of the heath, who Ins not been frightened by the longest Deara in me lana, and who isnow wearing his first trousers. You are Vicg, and I am Santa Claus. Have you ever heard of me?" "Oh, are ynu reilly Santa Claus?" crird V:g es-iteily, "then you r.'SSt be a very good mm; for my aunt has olten told me about you." "Ma-iv thanks for the compliment,'1 said Santa Clans. "And now ct-me and take a ride. I promise that you shall be back before your aunt returns" and I want you to maUeojiie cills with me." Vi?g needed no second invitation, ard he was icon toted by Saota Claus, and the little sleigh flew like the wind over the hard eur.'ace of the snow. Vigg had never thought to enjoy such pleasure. It was so warm and pleasant under the soft iur robes, and the stais in the wintry sky seemed to chine brighter than ever before. When the barren he ith had been crossed and the road to the village reached, Vigg saw Christmas lights gleaming from many homes, and through the open windows he caught glimpses o bricht, happy face-, and he could almost hear the sweet carols which were being sung. Finally, the sleigh stopped be ore a little tumble-down house and Santa Claus said. "Here I shall make my first call, for I love the people in this poor cot tage." .Anxious to see the people whom Santa Claus said he loved, Visg peered curiously into the hare room. There, around a wood fire,-sat a pale woman and several children, who, in spite of their thin garments and pinched lacs, were listening with great in terest while the lather read to them of the Christ child, and his love for the little ones. Santi Claus opened a large bag, which he carried in the sleigh, and took out books and knives for the boys, dolls and work boxes for the girls, and warm clothes and spectacles for the father and mother, and last of all, a basket of nutritious food. The old man placed these jri U at the door, and without waiting to witness the joy they would bring, sprang into the sleigh and he and Vigg were 800n on their y again. They visited the rich and poor. No one was forgotten, aud Vigg could not help thinking: "I wonder if there will be any thing left lor me in that great bag." Finally, Santa Claus stopped before the King's palace. "This will be my last call," he said, "I have here two gifts for the young prince." mmsm -'- iitv . f j5ir - 5 K iWK f i 8. i? W ?2- When he opened the bag. Vice saw toy. which surpassed all the others in beauty and richness. On a Iargr silver plate stood hun dreds of brave soldiers, some on foot and others mounted on spirited steeds. By touching a spring underneath the plate, the soldiers shouldered their muskets and marched to and fro, the horses plunged, and the riders drew their swords. On another, plate, representing the sea, ships were to be seen sailing, and small boats filled with people. When the royal gilts had been de livered, Santa Claus said: "I shall, before taking you home, show you the palace of the Mountain King." A moment later a high, steep mountain rose up before thera. This time Vigg, too, dismounted from the sleigh, and with his companion approached the rocky wall. Santa Claus knocked loudly, and the great rock opened, disclosing a dart, cold cave. Viae felt a little timid and crept closer to his friend. Au uly green frog croaked dismally from under a stone, and a hideous serpent with fiery eyes glided by them. "What a dreadful place," cried Vigg. "Let us go away from here." But as they turned a corner in the dark way Vigg saw a large hall, glittering with light and fragrant with the odor of Christ mas trees. In the room were countless dwarfs, each one holding a lighted torch, whose glow was reflected many times in the crystal walls. In the middle of the hall sat the Mountain King on his golden throne. He was clothed in a scarlet robe, glistening with jewels, and by bis side was his only daughter arrayed in the greatest splendor, but her face was pale and sad, and her love lv eyes were filled with tears. Before the King's throne stood a pair of large scales. On one side were golden weights, bat they were more than balanced by the toads, snakes and lizzards in the other scaletau. Then Sauta Claus whispered: "The Princess is very ill and must die ? ASKED THE STBASOEB. unless she can leave this and come home under the mountain, and breathe the pure, fresh air of the heath. But she must re main here until the golden weights out weigh the ugly reptiles. These little dwarfs spend their time in visiting the homes of the people who live in the villages and cities. Thev meet here every Christmas Eve, and tell what they have seen during the veir. When thev have a good deal to record a golden weight is placed on the scales; but when they relate of unkind words and selfish actions, a toad or lizzard is placed on the other side." Vigg now listened very intently as each dwarf told his storv, and was grieved to see how few golden weights were Used. When Santa Claus' turn came he told of so many dear little folks, who at this time of the year were trjing to follow the example of the Christ child, and were remembering the needy, that one golden weight after an other was placed on the scales, until finally the dwarfs raised a great shout, and Vipg. distinguished these words: "How our Prin cess can leave this dismal mountain." - Vigg could never tell how he reached home. He had a confused impression of again riding over the heath with Santa Claus; but his first distinct thought was of Auut Gertrude bending over him, and say ing: "Poor little Vice! I was sorry to leave you alone so long. Wake up, now, and see how brightly the Christmas lights are burn-in-;. Here are the cakes which I promised, and at the door stands a bundle of books and a box of candies, which are marked: To Vigg, from Santa Claus.' " PAYSIK. SOME ENIGMATICAL NUTS. Puzzles for the little Folks That Will Keep Their Brains Busy for Most of the Week if They Solve Them Correctly Home .Amusements. Addreu communication! for tnlt department to E. It. Cn ADBOUKX, Lewitton, Maine. 1341 TWO GBEAT POEMS. M.H. 1343 PBESSED INTO SEKY1CX. Well-dressed I am and fair to sea, But that is all a sham: Unruffled though my outside be, & r D. Down-hearted still I am. I comfort many an aching head, I soothe the child to rest: But when In sleep their cares have fled, Behhld me still hard-pressed. ".My case does not seem hard," yon say, But only stop ana think; 1 lie in bed both night and day, And never sleep a wink. TJ. C. S. 1343 TBANSPOSITIOW. You hare heard the song and story Of the bride of Dublin Bay; Of Roy Neal, the loving husband, 01 the bark that flrtt away, fiat It found the angry waters Pouring o'er its polished sides And they sank to death together. Young Roy. Neal and his fair bride. Yet the storms or life o'ertake us. Yet the billows angry foam; Bull we venture on the journey, Trusting that the besi will come. To the next who read this puzzle We can wish a fairer tide Than the one that brought destruction To RoyHeal and his fair bride. H. C. Buboes. 1344 A MORNTNO EPISODE. One autumn morning Mr. Banks rose at fonr. Theie had been a decided change in the tem perature, and a white frost was on the ground. He went at once to the , which bad not been used for the summer, and took from it the following articles: L A dog. 2. A cird. 3. The soft hhiry skin of an animal. i. An article for use in warm weather. 6. A conspicuous part of the body. 6. A handsome leaved plant. 7. A contest of speed. 8. A laree vase. He next went to his , and found Its con- teuts to be as follows: 1. The article be sought. 2. A core. 3. .Money. . A vehicle. 5. A small dwelling. 6. A murderer. 7' A tin receptacle. 8. Its contents. 9. A large box. 10. Something borrowed. 1 1 . A source of pain. Query: To what place did Mr. Banks go. and what did he find T ETHYL. 1345 DOUBLE I.ETTEB ENIGMA. In 'the snows of many winters;" In "the editors and printers;" In "the rambling of the seeker:" In "the rnlings of the speaker;" In "ihe crime of dereliction:" In 'the frolics and the capers." Webster sajs. in Names of Fiction, "Pickwick's man, in 'Pickwick Papers.' " H. C. BUKOEB. 1346 NUMEBIOAIi. Yon may have 10, 8. i, 7 many A man who pinches every penny Until It squeals; But 1 to 5 may over-reach Itself, as facts quite often teach, Knowledge reveals. Total which comes from miser's heart 8, no: e'er the better part. Which yonth or age should choose. It hampers pleasure here below, And, ere to other world we go. Such notions we must loe. Bitter Bwxet. 1347 A CHBISTMAS TREE FOR THE LITTLE FOLKS. No doubt you little people are looking for ward to Christmas, and are wondering what Santa Claus will bring you this year. Now we will "make believe" tbatl am a fortnne teller, and I will tell you what each of you may have from a Christmas tree this year, and I will not require you to cross my palm with silver before making it known to sou. eitner. These are some of the things you can have: 1. Small pies. 2. Somethiug that rises from warm water. 3. A boat. 4. Useless rubbish. 6. One of the months, a Part of a ship. 7. Shining objects. 8. A span of horses. 9. A near relative. 10. A companion. I hope yon may have many more besides, and doubtless you will, but these I have mentioned you can surely obtain if you try. Ethyl. 1348 BEVEB3AL. Bmall Bobby, aged 4, with a basket to carry. Asked a lift on his way from severe Dr. Barry; "Why nof said the doctor, so gruff in his talk; "A bie boy like yon is well able to walk." Poor Bobby, chagrined, could have, .. sat down and cried. But biajtrat at that moment lait up just beside, Lifted basket and boy to his side in a flash. And away they all went with such frolic and dash That Bobby since then has assured his small friends: "Dr. Barry ain't cross; be just only pretends." m. as. 1349 CKABADE. Uly had a photograph Taken that would make you laugh. Not that it was not complete. True to one, and last her, sweet; But, beside her, in the chair. With bis usual waggish air. There sat Frisk her aog. you know, And his eyes, they twinkled so, Underneath bis mop of hair Ob, 'twas better than a show! BlTTEB BWZXT. 1350 ANA OB Ail. "In dlcto bene" in tones divine Is often balled with joy sublime, Too long delayed makes deacons nod While listening to the man of God. This classic phrase we weekly hear, And then we know the end is near. We often wish that he would hurry, Though it seldom fails to caue a flurry. Uncle John. november ntjt-cbackinq. 2. Jock U. Larrity, Pittsburg, Pa. '8, Jessie T. ispien, r-m&uuig, . Boll of Honor: Lottie Hughes. A. B. Park, Lizzie C Pike. E. L. B. Jonkras, Chas. S. Bob bins, C. J. T., A SI. Porter, Ruth Marston. B. G. sL Eva S. Nelson, Pll Try, Cora T. Bradford, Wm-L. Blake. ANSWERS. 1S32. "A Little Girl Among the Old Mas ters." A book by the little daughter or TVm. DeanHowells. 133a Brawler, bawler. 1334. Key-n.ite. 1335. iortemonnaiei . Portion. 2. Motion. 3. Remnant. 4. Part. 5. Mentor. 6. Nation. 7. Notion. 8. Tanner. 9. Omen. 10. Tenor. 1338. Dearth, thread, hatred. 13:17. Skulker. 1338. Canary. Thrush, Sparrow, Oriole, Lin net, Starling, Lark, Robin. Martin, Ortolan, Swallow. Owl. 13S9. Mustard plaster. 1310. Malformation. Eansas Men Are Loyal. Kansas City Time?. A Kansas man who recently went from the central part of the State to Europe de votes a column and a half in his home pa per to telling of his trip from home to Kan sas City, and less than a quarter of a column to the rest of the trip. In the eyes of a gen uine Kansas man that represents about the relative importance of the journey. Not to be Fooled That Way Drake's Magazlne.l Mr. Backbey (enamored) Drink to me only with thine eyes. MissWabbosh (thirsty) Rats! Do you think they gave me these glasses for specta cles? The Best in the World. J. B. Loughran, er-Mayor of North Des Moines,Ia.,and theLocust street manufactur er of steam engines and boilers, said: "I had a severe attack of la grippe. I used Cham berlain's Cough Remedy, and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm to my breast. These remedies were just the thing in my case. My child had croup some years ago, and we used Chamberlain's Cough" Remedy with perfect success; since then we have never been without these medicines in our house. I had a cousin who was a printer and was employed in this city, where they were printing circulars for Chamberlain. He had a deep-seated cold and a terrible cough, and while setting up the copy he made up his mind to buy a bottle. It cured his cough, and that was the first time I ever knew anything of Chamberlain's remedies. I have been strongly in their favor ever since. My own experience and that of my family convinces me that these remedies are the best in the world. That may be strong language, but that is what I think." Thsu THE PITTSBTJKG- DISPATCH, DIGEST AT LEISURE. "Why Animals That Eat Grass Aro Supplied With Four Stomachs. A HBAHS FOR SELF-PROTECTION. Eves and Kara so Situated as to Serve in Detecting Danger. P0SSIBILITI OP STEIiLAE-BPECTKES rWIUTTIN FOB THE DtSFATCB.l An old toper once said he wished his neck was as long as a jrlranVs, so that he might feel the rum trickling down a yard or two. If his wish could have beeji gratified he probably would next have wanted the four stomachs of the giraffe for a similar reason. Not only the giraffe, but such well-known domestic animals as "the cow, the sheep, the goat and the camel are thus endowed with what at first thought may be regarded as stomach extravagance. In addition to these domestic animals the quadruplex di gestive apparatus is found in such wild creatures as the buffalo and all the members of the deer family, but it is not found out side of the order technically called rumi nantia ind commonly known as cud-chewing auimals. The operation of this complicated mem ber is very interesting. In the infancy of the animal, before the weaning period, only only one of the four stomachs is used. This is whit lu the adult is called the fourth or last one. But when the time comes for changing the diet from milk to herbage the three hitherto disused stomachs are put to work. The grass cropped by the cow, for example, is not chewed atonce, bntts passed directly into the large stomach, No. 1. If the cow were killed immediately afterward the grass would be found practically the same as if it had been cut with a scythe. Bnt after remaining there awhile it is moistened with a sort of saliva and then passed into the cecohd stomach. This one is sometimes called the honeycomb stomach, because of its cellular formation on the in side. Its appearance is familiar to lovers of tripe. ROLLED UP INTO BALLS. At this stage of the process nature has provided a surprising arrangement. The moistened crass is now rolled about over the honeycombed surface until it is made into quite compact balls. Then these balls are in turn passed up into the mouth, and there leisurely chewed. After this has been thor oughly done the mass starts downward again and fetches up in the third stomach. In this are a great many folds, wherein the food is put through a course of kneading and crushing. Finally it passes to the fourth stomach, the one to which the milk goes directly in calfhood; and this stomach corresponds to the one in human kind, where gastric juice is mingled with the food. Bat why would not a single stomach, like that which answers so well for humanity, also do for the cow and other animals of the ruminantia? In the answer you will find another example of the fact that nature makes no mistakes. The ruminantia, in the first place, are timid animals, always glad to flee from danger, and never combative except in self-defense. Secondly, it requires the greater part of the time to crop herbage enough to sustain life. The cow, browsing in good pasture, will keep on eating the greater part of the dav. In their wild state, however, animals of this class do not get selected pastures, and they generally have to make the best use of their business hours in grass clipping. Well, in their native wilds these animals are constantly menaced by carnivorous'or flesh eating animals, includ ing man. Driven from their browsing places they might starve before they could safely return. Here appears the wisdom shown in the mysterious stomachs. The cow or the sheep, by hard work, on the ten hour system of labor, can clip enough grass tokeep the digestive? machinery in fair supply for thrcedays. With this beneficent provision the wild members of the class can flee to barren mountains when pursued and live on the supplies stored in the first stomach until it is safe to return to the browsing ground. SITUATION OF THE EYES. Another of nature's provisions for the protection of these harmless and very useful ruminautia is the peculiar coustrnction of their eyes and ears. You know tbat the eyes of a catare set directly in the front of its head, and you have probably noticed that the pupils of its eyes are elongated up and down. By this means the animal's vision is sharpened for stealing upon its prey, directly aheid. Now the ruminantia are the natural prey of carniverous animals, and their eyes are the exact reverse of the prey seekers. That is, the eyes are at the side of the head, as you see in the cow and the sheep, and the pupils of the eyes are elongated horizontally, the opposite of those of the carmvora, in order that they may take in a wide stretch of horizon, and thus enable them to see in mauy directions the approach of an enemy. Their ears, also, are set far back in the head, and are so constructed that they can be turned in almost anv direction to detect the faintest sound. Thus the Lord not only "tempers the wind-to the shorn lamb," but makes other special provision for its protec tion. If our sun and all the stars must event ually burn out and become dead celestial bodies, as the astronomers tell us, then we should like to know what is to become of the remains. It is a pretty well established f.ictthatin nature nothing is lost, and we may fairly assume that there is no universal cemetery where defunct stellar bodies are laid at rest When our sun, for example, reaches the end ol its life-span it will of course emit no light, yet its change from life will not stop its onward, journey in the realms of space at its present rate of nearly half a niillioifmiles a day. Just so it must be with all the other suns, the whole 60,000,000 that are visible through the tele scope, and the' countless millions beyond telescopic range. But m considering this matter of a burnt-out and dead sun we must remember that we can look at stars, any clear night, thatl may have been well 'de fined suns ages before our own great lumin ary was born. - THOUSANDS OI" STELLAS SPECTEB3. And, if this process of sun making, or star making, as you desire to call it, has been going on so long, does it not logically follow that there are, at this very moment, stellar specters, dead and dark remains of stars, wandering through the universe? Many astronomers believe this is so, and none of them has so fir successfully argued against the theory. If this be true we may be looking directlv in the line of a dead and dark star, up there between two bright and living ones, when we enze at the heavens these clear December nights. But here is an interesting thon?ht:'If these immense dead bodies are thus wander ing through space, is there not a possibility that one may wander into the confines of the solar system and play havoc with our snu and his little brood of planets and moons. This possibility has been discussed by some astronomers; but the matter is one that neither this generation nor the next one, at least, need trouble itself about. For this reason: The approach'of such a body would be detected bv astronomers before it could get within 100 years' travel from us, even if it moved at the sun's rate of 600,000 miles a day. The presence of the planet Neptune, nearly 3,000,000,000 miles away, was detected by certain perturbations which astronomers noted in the movements of Uranus. Now it-fs safe to assume that a body so large as a burnt-out sun, coming toward the solar sys tem, would by its attraction affect our out lying planets, and also the suu, when at least 20 times farther away than Neptune is. At the rate Neptune travels Jn his orbit it would take him about 25 years to reach the sun, traveling in a straight line, it he should take a sudden impulse to visit nli SUNDAY, DE0E1 OER 21. 1890. parent Even allowing for a spectral tramp star to take a fancy for calling on usi't would take it certainly not less than 100 years to get here after the astronomers would have detected its intentions, even if it&hould come at the sun's speed of 160,000,000 miles in a year. But the question as to what becomes of the dead stars is one that the astronomers seem very chary about discussing. They can see what they believe to be the process of star-making constantly going on, but they cannot see any dead and dark stars, and there is nothing bnt analogy, conclu sion and conjecture upon which to base an opinion. One thing we certainly know, there is no stellar specter now near enough to the solar system to get here during the lifetime of anybody now living on the earth. I. H. Webb. TO 8HAVE OR HOT TO SHAVE. It Has Been a Very Serious Question in the British Isles. Blackwood's Magazine. For many years before the Crimean war the mustach in this country was the dis tinguishing badge of the cavalry; it was pro hibited in the infantry, and as for the civilian who braved public opinion by sport ing it, he was looked otf either as an artist, an eccentric, or as wishing to pass for a hussar. But shaving by regulation (little as it may be suspected by Ihose who submit to it) has an origin more serious than mere caprice or love of un'formity. It is the badge of serv ice; a survival of the primitive custom of mutilating slaves to prevent their escape, or insure their recognition and recapture if they did escape. The Mosaic law made the mutilation more merciful than it probably had been previously. The proper mode of re-engaging a servant is set lorth in Exodns, xxi., 6: '-Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the doorpost; and his master shall bore his ear through with an awl, and he shall serve him forever." As manners grew milder, even this slight mutilation was discarded, and shaving the beard or the head was resorted to for mark ing servants. Fierce and long was the con troversy that raged in these islands during the sixth and seventh centuries, even to shedding of blood, as to the right manner in which priests servants of the Lord should shave their heads. At this distance of time there seems as much to be said for St Columba's frontal tonsure from ear to ear across the brow as for that favored at Rome, which eventually carried the day the coronal, on the summit of the head. The Roman Catholic priesthood has not yielded to the lax practice of the age, and it is not many years since anv Protestant cler gyman of these islands, had he grown any thing more than the orthodox "mutton chops," would have forfeited the confidence of his entire flock. Modish young men of the present day for the most part affect the tonsure described by Julius C&sar as pre vailing among the Celts of Britain when he first landed that is, they shave everything except the upper lip. LADIES ARE SMOKTOG. Iiondon Cigar Men Find an Ever Increasing Demand From the Fair. Inquiry at a few of the principal tobacco stores of London, says Pall Mall Budget, has revealed the fact that smoking is very fashionable among women, especially among those of the upper ten. "We are used to being asked for ladies' cigarettes here," said a salesman at some big stores. "We serve ladies with cigarettes in as matter-of-fact a way as we do gentlemen. Not only do ladies smoke cigarettes," he went on, "some of them smoke cigars. One lady comes in frequently for a box of cigars. She smokes almost the costliest brand we keep." Some of the most expensive brands of ladies' cigarettes, he said, were artificially scented. The manager said that the ladies whom they supplied were chiefly ladies of rank and fashion duchesses, countesses, etc They patronize a good Turkish brand, costing 6 or 8 shillings a hundred. I asked what the opinions of gentlemen were on the sulSJect "Well"' said mvinformant, "those of the old school naturally don't approve of ladies smoking, but the young men take it as a matter ot course. I have never heard a man speak in a derogatory manner about a ladv because she enjoyed a cigarette. Mrs. Grundy, of course, objects, but I don't think anybody pays much heed to the old lady." AHTS AS SURGEONS. South American Indians Use Them to Sew the Edges of Wounds Together. Ants are terrible fighters, says a writer in the New York iamfner. They have very powerful jaws, considering the size of their bodies, and, therefore, their method of fight ing is by biting. They will bite one another, and hold on with a wonderful grip of the jaws, even after their legs have been bitten off by other ants. Sometimes six or eight ants will be clinging with a death grip to another, making a peculiar spectacle, some with a leg gone and some with half the body gone. One singular fact is that the grip of an ant's jaw is retained even after the body has beec bitten off and nothing but the head remains. This knowledge is possessed by a certain tribe of Indians in Brazil, who put the ants to a very peculiar use. When an Indian gets a gash cut in his hand, instead of having his hand sewed together, as phy sicians do in this country, he procures five or six large black ants, and holding their heads near the gash, they bring their jaws together in biting the flesh, and thus pull the two sides of the gah together. Then the Indian pinches off the bodies of the ants and leaves their heads clinging to the gash, which is held together until the gash is per fectly healed. BISMARCK AS A BREWER. Bis Big Establishment Doesn't Harmonize With His Opinion of lager Beer. Prince Bismarck, who started a long while ago on his Yarzin estate a spirits dis tillery, has arranged things with a financial society of Hamburg for the establishment in the same domain of a large brewery capable of produeing'50,000 kegs of beer annually. According to the prosnectus published by the comnqny.tbe shareholders could expect to realize a dividend of 11 per cent everv year. Tbe Freisinnige Zeitung ironically recalls, apropos of the undertaking para graph of a speech delivered on March 28, 1881, in the Reichstag by the Iron Chan cellor, who said then that "beer, render ing tbe drinker drowsy, instead of ex citing the nervous system, should be con sidered as a bad beverage from an econom ical and national standpoint" Libraries Open on Sunday. Sunday opening in connection with the People's Palace library and reading room, says Spare Moments, appears to have sup plied a public want In the three months ending September 11,777 persons passed the turnstiles aud 2,030 books were issned. The total number of readers, including those on week days, was 93,738. Blacking and Cold Feet. "When the leather in your shoes becomes old and begrimed with blacking, you will ascertain tbat the feet will be cold," re marked the old-time shoe seller, according to the Shoe and Leather Tactt. "Then it is time to cast aside the shoes and use them to wear beneath arctics or tor some other pur pose." , Not Superstitious. Philadelphia Times. "Do yon know," laid Mrs. Chicago, "though I am not superstitious, still I do not believe John and I will live very long together." "What makes yon think sot" "Well, he is my thirteenth husband." ON THE HAGIC SHEET. How Amatenr Photographers May Entertain Their Friends BY AID OF THE STERE0PT1C0N. Frodnction of the Slides From tbe Kega tirei of tbe Camera. TEE LAST OF THE DISPATCH FAFLES IWBITTKJ TOK TU DISPATCn.1 Seventh and last Paper. One of the best aud most satisfying direc tions in which the amateur photographer can turn his skill is the making of lautern slides aud exhibiting the results of his en deavors by means of a stercopticon. Pictures of all kinds, when thrown upon the screen in ai enlarged form, are all the more interesting because of their being all your own, and your friends will appreciate them more fully as the exhibition takes on the aspect ot an illustrated lecture on subjects in which all are more or less directly in terested. The stereopticon can be procured from any dealer in optical or photographic supplies at prices ranging from $10 upward. An hour or so whiled away with such enter tainment is as instructive as it is thoroughly amusing. The process of preparing slides from ordi nary negatives is by no means a difficult one, and is within the capabilities of almost any operator who has made fair progress in the art Two young ladies, to the writer's knowledge, who have had less than a year's experience, have prepared a collection of lantern slides from negatives made during the past summer, which will compare favor ably with the work of professionals. At a recent private exhibition they displayed over 100 different views, embracing bits of marine scenery, landscapes, groups, mount ain glimpses, etc. All were good, and their chief charm lay in the fact that they were home-made. MAKING THE SLIDES. The work of reducing negatives to the size required for the lantern slide is largely mechanical. Of course, there is a certain portion of it which must be controlled by judgment, but that is small indeed. A posi tive is made on glass from the negative, the plates to he used being specially prepared for the purpose. They yield a clear, sharp black-and-white effect, throwing distinct shadows on the object sheet. These positive plates can be made by direct contact in a printing frame, but, as a rule, they are not satisfactory when made that way. The lan tern slides are considerably smaller than any of the ordinary plates now in use and in making a contact slide, only a section of the negative is secured and the effect is sel dom good. Besides, it stands to reason that a large negative reduced to the size required for the slide, will be much more compact and will give finer results. Contact printing is done on the same principle as ordinary paper printing. Lav the transparency plate over the negative in your printing frame (in the dark room, of course), and expose to white light, either daylight or gaslight, for a few seconds. Then return to the dark room and develop the slide. A special developer is needed for this wort, requiring no more skill, how ever, than tbat used in developing ordinary dry plates. The better plan is to reduce tbe negatives by the simple process which fol lows: EESTTCINO THE PICTtTEE. The reduction is effected with the use of a box, or cone, which is attached to the front of tbe camera. This cone should be con structed on the regular mathematical plan according to these proportions: Add to gether the width of the negative and the width of the desired slide and multiply their sum by the focal length of your lens. Divide this product by the width of the slide to get the distance in inches the nega tive must be from tbe lens, or in other words tbe length ot the cone. Then divide the product by the width of the negative to get the distance at which the slide must be from the lens. Tne slide is exposed in a piateholder, which is placed in the back o f the camera at the distance from the lens de termined by tbe last calculation mentioned. A box constructed for negatives of the 6 x8J size and slides 2 inches wide (the standard), used in connection with a six inch wide angle lens, should be 23 inches long. It is well, however, to make box 21 or 22 inches long, so that it can also be used for smaller negatives and so that room will be left for the operator to uneap bis lens. The light that enters between the back, or small end of the box, and the front of the camera does little if any harm. It can easily be guarded against by throwing a dark cloth over the aperture. THE MECHANICAL DETAILS. In the front board of the box a square hole should be cut just a trifle smaller than the negative, so the negative may rest against it without tailing through. Little strips nailed on tne ontside will hold tbe plate in position. The entire box should be raised on a strong board at the proper height to connect perfectly with the lens of the cam era when placed in front of it. A couple of strips of wood should be nailed on the board to keep the camera rigidly in its proper po sition. It will be seen at a glance that the size of the image may be varied at will, sim ply by moving the camera backward or for ward, focusine, of course, with every change of position. Kits can be had of any dealer to hold the little slides in large plate hold ers. After the camera has once been placed in its correct position, the object carefully focused of the required size, much future trouble can be saved by marking out guide lines on the board, at which tne camera must rest and also the point of exact focus on the bed of the camera. Then the outfit will always be ready and need not be re focused. If smaller negatives than those for which the box was constructed are to be used, kits can be used in the front board and the camera moved a little closer to the cone or box. GETTING LIGHT ON IT. Then everything is ready for the exposure, tbe entire "plant" may be. lifted up care fully by the basebosrd and thrust through an open window, taking care to rest the room end on a table or chair. It must be pointed up ward to secure the clear and unobstructed light of the sky. With most negatives it is well to use a small stop in the lens and give a long exposure, say from 15 to 3Q "seconds, so as to get good results in shading. With carelul treatment cloud eff-cts in scenic views may often be preserved. It is alio possible to obtain excellent lantern slides from inferior negatives. In this way the valueof these "transparencies" is all the mure appreciated. It is an old maxim among photographers never to con demn a negative as not good until it has been tried lor a lantern slide. The method of exhibiting these slides in stereopticons is so well known and simple as to need no further explanation here. W. O. Eschwege. A Sure Way to Interest Her. Drake's Magazlue.1 Mr. Larkin Here's a book I would very much like our daughter to read. It con tains some good advice for a girl of her age. Mrs. Larkin Very well. I'll forbid her to-touch it A Statesman's Fame. Bnf or Commercial.: A family named Bill, just over the line in New Brnnswick, has Just had a son added to its household goods. They have christened him McKinley. Stop at the Hollenden, in Cleveland. American and European plans. bit PRINCIPLE OP THE GRAM0PH0HB. Sounds Produced by Etching on ZIno and They Are Wonderfully Perfect New Tori. Times. I Prof. E. Berliner exhibited the gramo phone to the American Institute of Elec trical Engineers, at 12 West Thirty-fifth street, last night, and interspersed his re marks with musie from the instrument The audience was a large one, and ap plauded the singers who bad sung into the gramophone as heartily as though they had been present. In the gramophone sound waves are etched into metal on the same principle that the lines of a picture are made permanent in a zinc plate. Prof. Berliner uses a zinc plate himself now, though he expects to etch into steel and even gl iss. The plate is covered with a film, the basis of which is beeswax and benzine ether. A stylus or needle does the etching on the sameprinci pie that the needles pnncture the cylinder in the phonograph. The plate to be etched on is placed flu a turn-table driven by a wheel and the sound waves traced in the film. Alcohol is also poured over it, and the usual acid bath to fix the lines in the zinc isgiven. The effects g lined from the gramophone are excellent and, according to Prof. Berliner, are capa ble of mnch improvement The concert consisted of cornet and clar ionet solo brass quartets, and some con tralto selections sung by Mrs. J. Esputa Daly, o' AVashington, into the instruments. Prof. Berliner etched a plate before the audience, a gentleman having recited and sung into the gramophone. Already Prof. Berliner is using the etching plates in cor respondence with friends in Germany. The zinc disks are made of small size, so that they fit into an envelope and can be sent through the mails for 2 cents postage. The film used allows artists' etching to be accomplished with a brush and the lines can be shaded. As the same principle ap plies in the etching of sound waves, the best results may be expected from the gramo phone in the shading of sounds and distin guishing of voice quality, especially in loud sounds. These sounds are difficult to pro duce in the phonograph. It has been demonstrated that the plates may be copied and prints taken. Experi ments are also being made to deepen the sound lines etched in the plates and, by photo-engraving processes, to perfect them so that the volume of sound 'will be in creased. Beside the exhibition of the gramophone, a paper was read by A. E. Kenpelly upon "Induction and Its Proposed Unit, the Henry." MOHEY W0H OK WALL STREET. Quick Turns Made Thero During the Itecent Exciting Times. Many remarkable stories are told, says the New Xork TKoWd, of fortunes lost and won in the recent npset in the stock market, the stories having a special value just now, as financial affairs are again exhibiting a tend ency to wabble erratically about Some of tbe instances of sudden fortunes are trans parently inaccurate, but there is one au thentic instance ot a well-known broker, whose office is at 18 Broad street, who cleared $6,000 in the North American drop through an interest which he recently purchased from another broker for $600. In this case it is not quite fair to say that he purchased the interest, for it was forced npon him in lien of a protested note. Another case that has been considerably talked about was tbat of a man who wa's formerly well Known and of considerable influence in Wall street, and whose luck has been so far down financially of late years that he was in the habit of borrowing sums ranging srom SI upward from bis for mer cronies. He is a habitue of the Wind sor Hotel at night, and jnst before the drop in values he went about the hotel claiming that he had absolute knowledge that Mr. Gould was at work downtown. But he had cried "wolf too often. Nn one would back his information until he finally got hold of 5400, borrowing it from two sources and pledging a good share of the possible profits to the men who bad loaned it to him. He played a strong and reckless game, risking the whole amount over and over on a single point, and finally pulled out enough to pay all his people and open a bank account with $7,000. These are two instances of men who won large snms by risking small amounts. Had the market gone against either one of them at the start he might easily nave been wiped out in an honr. ENGLAND HAS NO C00Z3. Tery Few Articles of Food Aro Pat Up a They Should Be. London Letter in the Chicago Tribune. There is, properly speaking, nothing good to eat in England but roast beef and mutton chops and fried sole. Coming from Paris, where the whole soul was moved to ecstacy by the melting deliciousness of se ductive viands, there is something barbar ously rude and unsatisfactory in the things with which one is forced to sustain life in London. The bread is for the most part as dense as the English appreciation of jest, while the compounding of sauces is an art the Brit isher cannot learn, any more than he can appreciate them when they have been con cocted. He who goes to England to eat is as wise as he who goes to Patagonia to study art Bundle Time. Christmas time is bundle time, and the Joyful children think; Bundles like a giant's eyes now In the eve's dusK blink; Bundles peep from 'neath tbe arms of all the hast'ning throng, Bundles tower on the wagons rumbling quick along: Bundles in the windows piled and bundles on the floor. As if all the world's good things were parceled out once more, Glad'nlng hearts and homes again on merrie Christmas Eve. Bundles bundles bundles come, and we anew believe Ood 1" good and all are kind, and life can nleasant be: "Peace on earth good-will to man" is more than prophecy. There are bundles in tbe hands and In the busy marts There ar" bundles of pure love within the peo ple' hearts: Christmas time is bundle time, the little chil dren sing May tbe Christmas bundles ever Faith's sweet lesson bring I vexte- Smith, in Free Pi eu. It's a Crnel Suggestion. Chlcaco Herald. 1 There is serious talk of taxing bachelors over 35 years old in order to raise money for the increased pension list No bachelor 35 years old is unmarried from choice. To tax such a man for being a bachelor would be adding financial oppression to cardiac in jury A Chance for the Girls. Leisure Hours complains tbat out of 7.000,000 young men in America more than 5.000,000 "never darken the chutch door." This is not entirely their fault If the young women of the congregation attended regularly there would always be young men enough to darken the church door. True to Life. Maud Yes, we went to hear Mr. Stanley lecture on the rear guard, with Mrs. Stanley in a private box. Mabel And did yon enjoy tt? Maud Well, I don't think she is a-blt pretty, and ber taste in dress is jntt horrid. Exchange. The Idea of Usefulness. Brooxlyn Standard-Union. 1 "Whatever will afford yon comfort will give ma pleasure," said a nnrse to a nervous and restless man, to whose wants she was attending. This is exactly the idea which, being reduced to practice, makes one useful anywhere and in any sphere of life. 19 TRAPS AND SNARES. Bow the Ingenuity of Man Overcomes tbe Cunning of Game. CATCHIKG DUCKS WITH 5EEDLE&- The Esquimaux Manage to Fill Sean Foil of Sharp Whalebone. TBAI5ED DECOIS OF THE SA20AK8 It does not speak well for the intelligence of some animals tbat they are caught with, such absurdly simple traps as the hunter sets for them. One reason why many traps are simple is because the habits of the ani mals are found out and the trap suited! to those habits, so that stupid birds and fishes are easily gulled, while, on the other hand, the ennning of others must be catered to. It is a proverb that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, aud it holds good with animals in a greater degree, says Walter Hough, in the Boston Globe. With suitable bait they are thrown off their guard and become easy victims, for the idea of getting something to eat is so large that it shuts out all others for the time. For in stance, Alaskan fish hooks are often mero enrved pieces of bone, with no barb and not even sharp at the point They are only . hoots to hold the bait; when the fish shnts hisjawsonthe prospective food, he seems to forget how to open them, and is drawn ont SETS SPEEAD FOB BIED3. Animals nave been left very little chance to enjoy life, liberty and the pursuit of hap piness by over-hungry man. They have been hnnted and harried from time imme morial, until they can match cunning with cunning, and descry danger by the most delicate senses of hearing and smell. What man with loaded gun ever got in range of an experienced old crow? "They smell powder," old hunters say, and it is quite, reasonable that "they know the differ ence between a gun and a walking cane by are usually caught with nets and nooses. In Alaska ptarmigan are driven toward a long line of slip-nooses fastened closely together; partridges are easily driven, into nets by a man on horseback a thing to be regretted by real sportsmen. English sparrows may be caught by a running noose) of horse hair, hung on a tree or window sill. Horse hair is gold lace to a sparrow for nest building, and they will pull at the noose until they get it around the leg or worthless neck. MAKING DUCES SIVALLCW XEEDLES. In Japan they have a novel way of catch ing duces by "needles." Along string is fastened to the middle of a thin piece of bone. This bone is baited and thrown out upon lily leaves, while one end of the lino is made last to a yielding branch. The duck swallows the bait, bnt when he attempts to fly away the line pulls the needle crosswise in his interior, and "toggles," as the sailors say. Blackbirds are often caught in cones of pacer, made sticky with birdlime. The Eskimo has also thought this out He makes a cup of wood, and, as he has no birdlime, be fixes a slip-noose made of split quill at the mouth. The Ainos, of Japan, also make a cone fox trap filled with sharp spines pointing inward, so tbat the animal gets bis head in and cannot get it back, like an insect caught in a flower trap of the same kind. TUBKET3 XX A VES. "Jly father caught 25 wild turkeys in a trap like this," said a lriend of mine. "He made a pen of rails and dug an inclined way under it For several days previously he scattered corn near the pen to familiarize the turkeys with tbe spot, then he threw corn along the inclined wav and in the pea and caught the whole flock. You see, a turkey won't stoop its head to go out by the way it came in,, but tries to get out by thrusting its neck between the rails." How to catch snipe with a rope would be too difficult for American country boys well up in tbe mysteries of figure-four traps and double falls. Aino boys solve it thus: Two boys stretch a rope across a narrow stream and hold each an end, while a third drives the bird3 toward them. At the proper time the boys give the rope a sharp snap upward, sometimes knocking down several birds. There are almost as many kinds of traps as there are kinds of animals. The African, makes pit traps for tbe elephant and giraffe, while the mighty hippopotamus brushes aside a cobweb from his path and sends an arrow into his heart. COCOAJIUT TBAPS TOE 2IOJTKET3. In Brazil the monkey puts his hand into acocoaaut, grasps the good things placed therein ana becomes a victim because he will not relinquish his hold. Then thereare decoys. The Samoan live pigeon decoys are admirably trained. The native, pro vided with a net with a long handle, sits be hind a blind and sends out a tethered trained pigeon which has been taught at tbe jerk of a string to hover around as though descending upon food. This action brings down the wild pigeon from the trees, and when it is engaged with tbe decoy the na tive "scoops him in" with the net For ingenuity one is almost tempted to say diabolical in trapping the Esquimaux excel. They bend up sharpened slips ot whalebone, freeze tbem into balls of fat and throw tbem out tor bears. The bear swal lows the fat, which melts in his stomach, setting free tbe whalebones, which expand and pierce his inwards. This device is ap propriately called "sleep a night and die." Another ruse of the Esquimaux is to grease a sharp knife blade and set it ud for tbe wolves to lick. These animals will lick the knives until their tongues are in ribbons and they bleed to death. This is hardly a trap, but it is a shrewd way to rid the world of ravenous wolves. The lament of the Bacilli. Llfe.1 For ages we lived, and on mankind we preyed, With none to molest us or make ns afraid; In decillions we throve and quintiilfons were bom. To render onr enemy, man. more forlorn; Though Lilllputs we. yet our forces united At last have ourBrobdignagfoemenacTrichted, And with lymph they assail us. till now. like poorLo. Or Chinese cheap labor, we're fated to "go." bo, trim little headstones we last week bespoke. And we yield np our spirits to Pasteur and Koch! Mat. A. Bupperfs world-renownsd face bleach Is the only face tonie In the worlit which positively removes freckles, moth patches, blackheads, pimples, birthmarks, eczema and all blemishes of tbe skin, and when applied cannot be observed by anyone. The face bleach can only be bad at my branch ofSce, N. 93 Fifth avBnue. Hamilton building, rooms 203 and 201, Pittsburg, or sent to any address on receipt of price. Sold at S3 per bottle, or three bottles, usually required to clear the complex Ion, So. Send cents postage for full particulars. ocll-su 4 ' V simo. a. nuvtrmiT.