THE" PITTSBinSfr" " 'DlSP&rtiR. x u rfv r. j-i -. j .Ir-?" J "iy THURSDAY; DECEMBER 1896. M MeBipinj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY S, 1S46. Vol. i o. 330. - Entered at I'M tsb nrg rostofice, November H. 13S7, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Kooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street EASTEKN ADVEKTISIMt OFFICE. nOOM.Il, TKIHUE UUIMHNG, NEW YORK, where complete flies of THE DISPATCH can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the con venlence. Home advertisers and friends of THE DISPATCH, -while In ew Tort, are also made welcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale at -Brent ano's, .' Union Square. JVcic York, aid 11 H-a de r Opera, Pans, France, where anyone ttho lias teen disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TERMS or THE DISPATCH. TOSTACE FKEE IS THE UXITED STATES. Daily DisrjkTCn. One Year f S CO Dailt Dispatch. Ier Quarter 2 00 DAILY DicrATCH. one .Month TO Daily Disr-ATCH, including Sunday, 1 year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including bunday.Sin'ths 2 50 Daily Dispatch, including bunda), im'th 00 fcCXDAY DISPATCH. One icar 2 50 AVeesly Disr-ATCii, One Year 1 25 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at Kcents per week, or including fcuuday edition, at SO cents per week. PITTSBURG. THURSDAY. DEC. 4. 189a ORGANIZE roil THE CANAL! What the State and what the National Government will do for our proposed ship canal to Lake Erie must remain ret awhile a subject of conjecture. What AVestern Pennsylvania, and, particularly, what Pitts burs will do is, however, of primary im portance. Providence is very good to those who help themselves. Assuming a ship canal is practicable at anything near the estimated cost of 23,000,000, it behooves our manufacturers, our merchants and our real estate owners to begin figuring out what it will be worth to the annual trade of this city. As The DisrATCH has abundantly demonstrated, this work is of great im portance to the Federal Government. It is as fit for Federal aid as a score of under takings for which liberal appropriations are ordered year after year in the River and Harbor bill. That it is of vase interest to the State is also clear. But it is above all of direct interest to Pittsburg, so much so that four per cent interest on the total cost would represent but a small part of the an nual benefits to this city alone. Pittsburg and AVestern Pennsylvania can present a powerful claim for State and rational help to construct the canal. But there must be earnest organization in the premises, ilie nest authority so tar indi cates that besides affording cheaper and even more rapid transportation than now exists, the ship canal will pay handsome interest on the cost of construction over and above operating expenses. The most the State or the National Government may be asked for in the end is likely to be a guarantee of bonds to be used for construction, which will take care of themselves when the canal opens. If the people whose industries, merchandizing and real estate will receive millions of benefit are active, and them selves willing to back up part of the guaran tee and work for the rest, there will he little trouble in getting Government aid. But it is now time to wake up and take hold of the project in earnest. TErE BILLS FOR BRIBERS. The true bills returned against three of the men charged with bribery in the Twenty .fifth Congressional District Conrent'on, is a satisfactory evidence that such scandals as this are not to pass wtthout notices. It should be noted that the very summary talk of the Judge in dealing with a recusant wit ness who refused to testify before the grand jury, has contributed materially to this re sult. The strenuous efforts which have been made to keep this scandal from getting be fore the courts only emphasizes the import ance that it shall be fully tried, and if the bribery is proved, that those engaged in it should be severely punished. One grand jury has ignored the case, after what W3s afterward shown to be a farcical investiga tion; but the present proceedings are evi dently inspired by more energetic and honest motives. Bribery in politics must be made the sub ject of severe punishment wherever it ap pears, and in this case it is satisfactory to tee that the point is reached where the offense must be either disproved or pun ished. THE HUDSON AND WESTERN BITERS. An interview in the Albany Argus with the State Engineer of New York, on the subject of the proposed Hudson river im provement, noticed in these columns the other day, puts the matter in a rather ques tionable light by alleging unjust treatment for that stream. It alleges that from 1877 to 1882 the United States had expended but f 145.000 on the Hudson river, while the ex penditures on the Mississippi in the same period were Sj,3G2,000, and on the Ohio and Missouri rivers about 81,450,000 each. As the commerce of the Hudson is three times greater than that of the 3Iississippi, and so much greater than that of the Ohio and 3Iissouri combined, according to the asser tion of the State Engineer, he thinks the proportion unjust. Why figures are not given since 1882 maybe left to conjecture. This way of putting it calls for the criti cism that the justice of the expenditures for the improvement of navigation depends upon the extent and capacity of the water ways to be improved and the need for such improvement. AVith that principle in view it is pertinent to note that the length of the Hudson river, between Albany and New York, is but about 140 miles; while the Ohio is nearly a thousand miles in length, and the Mississippi and Missouri, in their navi gable parts, 2,500 each. This overwhelming difference in the extent of the various streams accounts for a great share of the difference if expenditures. But a more decisive criterion is famished by the need for improvement. The Hudson is naturally navigable for sea-going vessels to the town of Hudson, and for steam and canal boats to Albany and Troy. All the expenditures on the Ohio, Missouri and Mississippi traversing the borders of seven teen States, are designed to give only a rea sonably permanent channel of actually less depth than the Hudson enjoys in the first place. With these facts properly appre ciated it will be apparent that the vast dif ference inlthe importance of the subjects is greater than the difference of expenditures concerning which tne New York State En gineer makes his seeming complaint. With regard to the relative importance of the commerce on the respective streams, we think the State Engineer must be the victim of statistical misinformation. If we are not mistaken, the tonnage of the Ohio river alone, being some six or seven millions, equals if it does not exceed that of the Hud son river; although the value ol the corn- merce on the latter stream probably rivals that of the entire Mississippi basin. "We need not dispute upon this point however, because we desire to recognize the magnifi cant proportions and national importance of the commerce of New York's canal and river system. This is a spjendid and con vincing proof ol the wisdom of maintain ing the policy originated by DeAVitt Clin ter, and preserving those water ways while other States have permitted their water ways to fall into disuse. . A State that has done to much as New York has to maintain a national water way at its own expense, has a good claim upon the Government for aid to such a work as extending the deepwater channel to Albany and Troy. But it does not seem a very dis creet way of furthering that claim to be gin, ss the State Engineer does, by antagon izing the improvement of the rivers of the entire Mississippi basin. PATTISON AND THE BANK DEPOSITS. The recent statement of political gossip in Philadelphia, that Governor Pattison will retain his bank presidency while assuming public office, evokes a comment from the Philadelphia Press as follows: If true, it is evident the Governor lias con cluded that he will have no use' for the Con stitutional opinions of prospective Attorney General Hensel, who not long ago made a great fuss because the banking firm in which Senator Delamater is interested had some of the State funds on deposit. If the Constitu tion applied to Senator Detamater's case, as Hensel claimed it did, it will apply with equal force to Governor Pattison after he has taken the oath of office, unless the large deposit of State funds now held in his hank is with- drawn. The Tress farther says that it would be a grotesque development to see the Governor, while retaining the State deposits for his bank conferring the law office of the Ad ministration on the man who has directed public attention to the illegality of such a course. It might justly be considered so, if it had not been declared by numerous eminent lawyers of Philadelphia, and the editorial columns of the Press, that the con stitutional provision against that practice does not mean what it says, but really means little or nothing at all. Nevertheless the criticism of the Press is of the sort that contains a good deal ot pertinence when the Governor takes the course that is reported. Probably the Press is wise in seizing the opportunity to deliver itself of its criticism, before the action of the Governor has taken the ground out from under it. The Dispatch pretends to no political or personal intimacies of the en tourage of the Governor-elect which enable it to speak by his authority. But it has en joyed the advantage of an acquaintance with his political and his public record for the past eight years; and the information thus gained is enough to warrant a decisive statement that the above report is entirely without foundation. The record and the character of the Governor-elect make it certain that he is neither so foolish or so insincere as to remain as the President of a Stale depository after becoming Governor. When he is inaugurated he will either retire from the Presidency of the Chestnut Street National Bank, or.that in stitution will give up the State deposits. As the latter are probably of more import ance to the bank than a President who could give no attention to its affairs, and as Gov ernor Pattison is not the kind of man to re tain the responsibilties of a place that he cannot attend to, it may be taken as a fore gone conclusion that the bank will elect a new President at its next annual meeting. PARADOXES FROMBANK BUNS. Speaking of what seems to have been an entirely causeless and foolish run on the solvent Keystone National Bank, of Phila delphia, the Record, of that city, remarks that the depositors "who did not have use lor their money should have first assured themselves that the bank was not in a con dition to pay its debts." The purpose of the Record's advice is unexceptionable, bnt when the pnblic is able to learn that a bank is not in a condition to pay its debts, a sus pension is necessary, and the advice that they should not draw out their money until they cannot get it out is not likely to have much weight with the depositors. The story of the scared depositor who did not want his money if the bank could pay it, but if the bank could not pay it then he wanted it like everything, is familiar, but the -Record has supplied the obverse of the medal. Both views are natural, and both are exceedingly paradoxical. ANOTHER RUSSIAN CRIME. A meeting was held in New York, as chronicled in The Dispatch yesterday, to protest against the execution of Sophie Gunsberg, a young Russian condemned to death on suspicion of being a Nihilist, and resolutions were passed entreating the Rus sian Government to modify the sentence. To the same end Secretary Blaine was memorialized. But the Russian Govern ment was not to be robbed of its prey. The cable informs us that the luckless young woman, who seems to have been tried and condemned on the patent Russian plan without even a show of justice, much less mercy, was executed privately by night some time ago. One more assassination does not count for much in Russia, but it will be avenged in time no doubt. The atrocities with which the explorers of the Dark Continent of Africa recently shocked the whole world are nothing beside the crimes committed everyday by the rulers of Russia in the name of political expediency. NO NEED FOR A SCARE Some of our Eastern cotemporaries, evi dently with the intention of stimulating ap propriations for the building of coast de fenses, are renewing the scare about the ease with which naval force could lie off our principal seaports and reduce them to ashes by a bombardment at long range. The Dis patch has heretofore signified its approval ot an intelligent and well-considered policy of coast defenses; but it is unnecessary to raise a scare, both because the sensation is injudicious and because fortifications built in obedience to the dictates of panic would be of very little use. The best evidence that there is no need of panic over the defenseless condition of our seaboard cities is to be found in the fact that it has lasted for fifteen years, during which time there has not been a month in which every power of the world of sufficient naval strength to send a fleet across the ocean would not have rejected promptly any proposition to attack and plunder our cities. Any Gov ernment which would attemnt such an enterprise would lose far more in its own commerce, to say nothing of the enmity it would arouse by destroying our commerce with other nations, than it could gain in plunder. By providing a moderate fleet of swift cruisers, we can insure that the enter prise of attacking our seaports by foreign fleets will be as profitless as it is'unpopular. Beyond that it is worth while 10 remem ber that the policy of keeping out of foreign quarrels and treating all other Governments with decent fairness will do more to con tinue the safety of our.seacoasU indefinitely than fifty or a hundred millions of expend itures on coast defenses can do. FARMERS AND THETORCE BILL. AVhile it may be true that the members of the Farmers' Alliance are very much divided as to their official programme, there are plain indications that they are agreed upon some points. The Eepublican major ity in Congress' may well study the news which comes from the Alliance's convention to-day, to the effect that the delegates one and all denounce the Federal Elections bill. The farmers have no liking for the measure that has earned the ugly and unlucky title of the Force bill. AVe should not be sur prised if the attitnde of the Farmers' Al liance upon this question should temper any enthusiasm for Mr. Lodge's scheme that the President's message may have re awakened. JUSTICE TO AUTHORS. It is probable at last that honesty may rule in the international book of this coun try. The international copyright bill was passed by the House of Representatives yes terday, and as the Senate approved the principle at the last session, and the Presi dent commended it in his message, authors here and abroad will soon be permitted to enjoy the fruits of their own industry and invention. In short, American and foreign writers are at last on a level with the butchers and bakers and candlestickmakers. For which superb if somewhat tardy relief, the literary craft should be deeply grateful to tne House ot itepresentauves, wuo aione have opposed the measure heretofore. Mr. Ddxsell's plan of making the membership of the next House 354 is supported by the New York Press, because Mr. Springer's plan would mako New York loss two repre sentatives. In other words, the esteemed Press would prefer to have the present unwieldly size of the House aggravated rather than have New York lose in membership in common with th rest of the country. This 13 not national legis lation, bnt an attempt to influence legislation on narrow local lines. When politics rise above such petty considerations, some House will make an apportionment cutting down the mem bership of the House to about 230 and let all of the States lose about 20 per cent of their mem bership in common. It is pleasant to learn that Jay Gould's first experience was in securing a chromo share certificate in which be invested 230 in New Hampshire gold .mines, and still has the chromo. Mr. Gould has smco then succeeded in inducing a large number of people to share his experience, and there is reason to believe that his output of chromo securities has fully equaled his investment in them. The mix-up in that South Carolina Con gressional district is explained by the Philadel phia limes to be due to the fact that "Mr. Mil ler (the Republican candidate), in order to force the colored voters to vote for him or to incur the vengeance of their race leaders, haa his tickets printed of smaller size and on tinted paper, so that every vote cast tor him could be recognized by all present before it was depos ited." AVe are glad to be assured on this Dem ocratic authority that South Carolina has reached that ttage of political enlightenment where the use of marked, tinted or tissue bal lots is forbidden to tne Republicans. Mb. Eugene Field and other pundits are discussing the profound problem why the English people called Disraeli. Earl of Beacons field, "Dizzy." They do not, however, get down to the fundamental tact that he was called "Dizzy" because his rapid changes of political front made the other fellows so. It is rather interesting to find the New York Press enlarging upon the statement of Valerian de Gribayedoff, as a new historical discovery, that a French force under Humbert landed in Ireland in 179S and waR rantnrr1 lw I Cornwallis after a three months' campaign. The historical trnth of the statement is toler ably correct, but as a detailed story of the ex pedition was made a part of Charles Lever's "Maurice Tiernay," over thirty years ago, the novel feature of it is to be told that it is a new historical discovery. - The Republican advocates of the style of "vindication" that is obtained by carrying elections and primaries may get new light on its value from the fact that Breckenridge, of Arkansas, is the ono man who has been vindi cated that way. We find the genial Eugene Field declar ing that the claims of superiority for the climate of the Old World are air sham, and the climate is not to be compared with that of America, because during the month of June last, in England, he found that it rained 17 days out of the thirty. If Eugene would come home long enough to get acquainted with our present climate, he would discover that it 'has reached that pitch in which a month cannot lay claim to any especial weather unless it rains 35 days out of SO. Peop. Elliot's proposition that seal catching shall be suspended for seven years will be approved by every man with a wife and grown up daughters, with the added proviso that seal skin buying shall also be suspended for the same period. Touching the report that the Legis lature of Florida had offered Mr. William Astor a Senatorship for $250,000, the Buffalo Courier declares that "it does not believe that he could buy a Senatorship in the Democratic State of Florida for that sum or any other sum." AVe approve the belief, but the inti mation that Democratic supremacy prevents the sale of Senatorships evinces a lack of ac quaintance with the Democratic Legislature of Ohio. Mb. Dockery's resolution to investigate the alleged Congressional speculation in silver is a proper move. The probing of this matter might give us new light on the motives which influence Silver legislation. The New York Herald alleges that in the present House of Representatives "a majority couldn't De held together long enough to pass the Ten Commandments without a resolution to amend by knocking out the word 'not' in the passage 'Thou shalt not steal."' But what good would it do to have the House pass the Ten Commandments, when Ingalls would rule them out of order when they wer ftent up to the Senate? f v ENTERTAINMENT AND RECEPTION. Music and Dancing the Features 'of a Very Pleasant Event. James C. Cbaplin Council 365, Jr. O. U. A. M., gave its second annual entertainment and re ception at Forbes street Turner Hall last even ing. The programme included many fine vocal and instrumental musical selections and athletic specialties by members of the Central Turn vcrein. Dancing followed the close of the pro gramme. The committee which arranged this most suc cessful affair was composed of M. Crawford. Frank H.wthorne, F. A. Grundv, AV. D. Silvius, John Kalb and F. A. Whitehead. Social Chatter. The Pennsylvania Railroad department of the Young Men's Christian Association will give a literary and musical entertainment at the association rooms on Twenty-eighth street, this evening. THE Rainbow snpner in the rooms of the East End AV. C. T. U. this evening will be a gorgeous affair. A bazaar of Christmas goods will be in connection with it. THE Deaconesses reception in the Oakland M. E. Cbnrcb yesterday afternoon was a very pleasant affair. The "Christmas Market" in sample's Hall, Allegheny, opens to-day. Mes. John H.-Ricketsow receives to-night. THE TOPICAL TALKEfU An Operatic Talisman. "Ythenever I want to change my luck," said a Plttsburger, yesterday, "I go to see an opera, if there's one within reach." "Does the harmony soothe your troubled soul, or how do you figure it out?" , "No, it isn't the harmony exactly, and I'd be pnzzled to tell you what the precise method is," said the first speaker a man, by the way, you'd never dream of having a superstitious streak in his nature. "But the plan has never failed since 5 tried it sixteen years ago, I think it was, in Detroit. I was a printer In those days, a plain everyday type sticker, and I dare say some people would have called me a tramp printer at that. Things had gone very badly with jne in Detroit, although that town has a pretty good reputation among printers. I'd been 'subbing around at the different offices, taking what work 1 could get aud hoping in vain to get a case steady. But a week came that even 'subbing' that is, taking another compositor's case for a night was de nied me, and my stock of cash was' reduced to about fonr dollars, three ot which I owed ior board. Well, 1 paid my board bill, ana after eating the last meal coming to me, which was supper, I walked out to pass away what I meant should bo my last evening in Detroit. 1 intended to start to walk back to Toledo, where I had more friends, the next day. 1 had less than a dollar in my clothes, but I was young and very sanguine, and when I saw some bills in a store announcing that some opera troup or other was (joins to play "Girofle- Girofla" at the theater that night, I made up my mind I would go to see it, I spent 50 cents for a seat, and had, to be exact, just 32 cents left between me and bankruptcy. But that didn't prevent me enjoying a tolerably good performance of that merry opera comiqne. "Walking back to my room, I confess I felt rather blue, for the morrow did not promise well. It was raining, and though late in the spring, the roads between Detroit and Toledo bade fair to be bad walking. AVhen I got to my room I found a note which had boen left for me during my absence. I laughed as I opened It, because it struck me that it was probably a pe tition for a loan from some companion in dis tress. But it wasn't. Instead it was from the foreman of the composing room in which I had worked most of tho time, telling me that he had a case for me and permanent work if I wanted it. It is only nccessaiy to add that when I did leave Detroit some months later I rode in a Pullman palace car. Since then whenever things have gone wrong with me I have hunted up an operatic show, with good re sults invariably." Their Strong Point, jATou may talk about your college men, your Harvard champions, Yale beauties, Princeton pulverizers and our own Three A's," said the hotel clerk contemplatively, "but I be lieve I could get up a team from among the guests of this hotel that would beat them all." "Have you many athletes here?" , "Athletes? 1 don't know but we've got lots of drummers, and when ticking's concerned they're out of sightl" The Sunny Side. vynEN the rain descends In torrents, v And the city's hid in fog, AVhen the prospect truly warrants Dismal howling from a dog, Then 1 think, of distant places, California, let ns say. And the sunshine soon replaces All the clouds of sodden gray. Chimney tops are changed to branches Of the fragrant orange trees: Dripping roofs arc turned to ranches, Where a balmy Southern breeze Sways the grasses, and the cattle Browse, and birds' songs loud and clear In the place of roar and ratUe Of the cable cars, 1 hear. When my friends are sad or sorry, When they make it hot for me; Life's not long enough to worry, Joy and anger do not "gee." I prefer to turn tne pages Back to where they all were glad, Back to where it may be ages When they didn't make me mad. If your wife, good sir, be fretting And she has good cause no doubt 'TIs your turn to be forgetting That she ever learned to pout. Shut your eyes, and for a minute Seek the land sne made for you Paradise wnen she was in It, And you'll want to stay there, tool Some day, surely we'll discover This holds true in higher things. When our walk on earth is over. And we learn the nse of wings, llappv we if still the vision Then to ns is not denied Heaven depends on that condition, For all time tte sunny side I Far More Difficult. (it dok't see how they can get up a dinner for twenty cents," said she, pointing to a sign outside a cheap dining room. "You'd find it harder to get it down for twenty cents," said he. A Change In Washington. iiThkee is one thing that impresses me more in AVashington," said a lady of this city who spends a large part of the year at tho Capital, "than the improved streets, the handsome new buildings, or even the army of women on bicycles, and that is the wonderfnl change that has come over the stores in tho last ten years. AVhen 1 first spent a season in AVashington, in 1879-SO, it was absurd how little a woman could get in the stores there. If you wanted a half yard of rucbingyou had to send away for it, and for drygoods, laces, and, of course, for dressmaking, tho nearest stores tor a AVashington woman were in Baltimore. It must be admitted that it you wanted jewelry, diamonds especially, you could get the very best in AVashington always, but even a fashionable woman cannot dress with precious stones alone. Now we have changed all that, and the stores of all sorts in AVashington are equal to any you can find in New York, Philadelphia or Pittsburg. 1 believe it is largely the result of the growing fashion of Congressmen of taking their families to the Capital, and also to the influx of a resident class of wealthy people from all the great cities." RUSSIAN HEBREW COLONISTS. Five Hundred Acres of New Jersey Wood land Purchased for a Site. Cape May, Dec. 3. A company of New Yorkers in the interest of a colony of Russian Hebrews have purchased from ex-Assemblyman Wilson Banks, of Port Elizabeth, and Benjamin F. Lee, Clerk of the New Jersey Su preme Court, a tract of 500 acres of woodland on the West Jersey Railroad, near Belle Plain station, on which the colony 13 to settle and start a town. A World's Fair in Asia. Chicago Tribune.! Few people in this country are aware of the fact that within the last two months a great fair has been held at Tashkend, the capital of Russian Turkestan. The exhibition included tho display of products of tho vast Central Asian region and was in many ways a remark able enterprise. Perhaps its chief interest, however, lies in tho evidence it gave of the ori ental submission to Western influence. An en deavor to consummate such an enterprise 20 years ago met with ridiculous failure. Now, with the increase of interrelationships, it has been carried through successfully, the Turks slowly acceding to the propositions of the dom inant races, which are gradually extending their sway, together with their railroads, into the darkest of the unenlightened nations. John Brown's Day. New York Press. Thirty-one years ago yesterday since John Brown was hanged. Do the colored people ever celebrate this anniversary? It ought to be a sort of racial Good Friday with them, and the anniversary of the emancipation proclamation a Fourth of July. DEATHS OP A DAY. JUrs. Robert Dilworth. Mrs. Kobert Dilworth, wire of the Clerk of Alle gheny Common Council, died yesterday morning at her home on Arch street. She was stricken with apoplexy on Thanksgiving Day, which caused her death yesterday. Deceased was a member or Arch Street SI. E. Church. Mrs. Dil worth was the mother of quite a large family. airs. Sarah Palmer Curry. Mrs. Sarah Palmer Curry died yesterday at her homo. No. 2133 Liberty street, at the age of 77 years. Mrs. Ourrv rwa the widow or Robert Curry, and was one of , the best known old ladles of the city. NATIONAL AND CITY GOVERNMENT. Would-be Reformers Will Advocate That Both Should Conform to One "Plan. Tho wort of the Municipal Congress this year, said a memberto a representative of the Cincinnati Post, will be first to agitate the call ing of a national convention to change our na tional Constitution. There are many changes that shonld be made which we will call atten tion to, such as the election of President and Senators by popular vote, tho abolition of the' electoral college, and the governmental control of all railroads, etc. To secure this convention we will call the attention of the States to this matter and urgo them to. vote for it. In this Slate wo will urge chiefly the adop tion of a uniform plan of municipal govern ment on the Federal plan. Make this as an amendment to the Constitution, to be adopted by the vote of the people; so frame it that no change can be made by the Legislature without a direct vote of the people. Let the general plan bo modified to suit the different corpora tions, but hold tho central principle of making the Mayor the head of the government. The elections should be held biennially. The Con gress will, of course, urgo other measures, but these will be the ones upon which tho most work will be expended. CHANGES AT PRINCETON. The Curriculum Undergoes a Revision, AVith Several Courses Added. Prtnceton, N. J Dec. 2. The one hundred and forty-fourth annual catalogue of Princeton College was issued to-day. The number of stu dents is given at 850, an increase of 81 over last year. Of these S are fellows, 93 graduate stu dents, 17 of whom are candidates for the doctor's degree; 90 are specials, 155 are students of tho School of Science and 501 of the academic de partment. Among other new announcements made are those pertaining to tbe curriculum of studies. New additional courses are announced in logic: Prof. Woodrow Wilson gives in the junior and senior elective as alternating courses; public law; general jurisprudence, American constitu tional law and international law. Ho an nounced a senior elective in administrative and English common law as alternating courses. TWO nntlTRPR am nlcn rrivan h. i,m In nntiHrnl economy. One, the elementary course, is a junior required; the other, the advanced course. is a senior elective. To the courses in archae ology and the history of art several additions have been made. To modern languages a course in Italian has been added. Important additions have also been made to the courses in advanced mathematics and In geology. FREE BATHS P0R THE POOR, A Now' York Association's Plans for tho Benefit of the Needy. New Yoek, Dec a A special meeting of the Board of Managers of the New York Asso ciation for Improving the Condition of the Poor was held at 79 Fourth avenue yesterday afternoon for the purpose of receiving the re port of the committee appointed to consider the advisability of the erection by the society of public baths. The subject was thoroughly discussed and tho proposition was unanimously approved. Two plans, a front elevation and a ground plan, for tho first of tho proposed baths were submitted. It Is proposed to have a large read ing room, with in open fireplace, and 24 large apartments for the bathers. Each apartment is to have subdivisions, to be used as a dressing room. The baths will be open to women on three days a week and to men on three days. Tickets, calling for a towel and a cake of soap, will be sold at 5 cents each, and they will be dis tributed or sold in various parts of the city. Hot coffee will be given to those who desire it on leaving the bath in the winter months. SUCCI DENIES A CHARGE The New York Faster Indignant at a Report That He is Insane. New York. Dec. 3. Signor Succi, the faster, was extremely indignant yesterday morning at a report that ho was becoming insane. He sent out invitations to several doctors to come and see if It was so. Drs. Ingram and Lynne re sponded. They said Succi was a bit flighty at times, owing to his confinement in the hall over Koster & Bial's and the close air of the room, but be was not insane. Succi weigntd 116 pounds yesterday, having lost three-quarters of a pound in the preceding 24 hours. He was in fair condition, and drank 22 ounces of water in the course of the day. South American Progress. New York Hun.l The two republics of Peru and Chili, which were but recently engaged in hostilities, are now co-operating in pacific enterprises that promise to be advantageous to the people of both countries. AVe have news from Valpa raiso, in Chill, that the submarine cable be tween that city and Callao, in Peru, will be laid in a very short time, and even that it may be in working order by the end of this year. From Valparaiso, on the Pacific side of the South American continent, a land line connecting with tho new cable is to be laid across the Argentine Republic to Bueno3 Ayres. on the Atlantic side of the continent; and at Buenos Ayres, of course, there will be telegraphic com munication with tbe cities of Uruguay and Brazil. Soon after the completion of tbe new submarine and land lines they will be brought into connection with the cable which is now being laid between Guatemala, in Central America, and the United States. The Stanley Lecture. The Press Club lecture season will open on December 15 with Henry M. Stanley, who will tell his story ef the rescue of Emin Pasha and describe his march through the forests of the Congo. SUGGESTIVE PERSONALS. A. M. Cansok, the Spokane Falls million aire, paid S500 for a quarter section of land on the border of tho town a few years ago. He has since sold off $300,000 worth of tbe land and has JSOO.OOO worth of it left. Bins. Jonn D. Rockefeller, wife of the Standard Oil millionaire, is one of the most modest and unpretentious of women. She is her own housekeeper, and she keeps a set of books in which she accounts for every cent spent on the household. JEFFERSON'S old home in Virginia, Monti cello. Is now in tbe possession of Jefferson Levy, of New York. The estate now comprises 4C0 acres. The house in which Jefferson lived aud died has been restored to its former condi tion. It cost originally $20,000. Henry Labotjcheee says that the funds of tho Irish National League, which at present amount to J100.000, are deposited in banks at Paris in the name of Mr. Parnell, but no check can bo drawn by Mr. Parnell without the assent of his leading colleagues; neither can tbe latter draw out a single penny without the formal consent of Mr. Parnell. Me. Blaine is a great student of Napoleon Bonaparte, ie n.is in his bouse In Washing ton a number of excellent engravings and etchings of the Corsican in the various staees of his meteoric career. His picture ot Na. poleon as the youthful, alert, tigerish com mander of the army of Italy is an interesting study, and it is ono that Mr. Blaine delights in showing his visitors. The Marquise d'Algeri, who is becoming famous in Europe for her beauty and wit, is known to the American public as Blanche Roosevelt Fifteen years ago she was a choir singer in Chicago. She had an opportunity of finishing her musical education abroad, and -nhileonthe continent developed an astonish ing faculty for languages and literature. Her husband is tbe son of the Italian Minister of Posts and Telegraphs. "One of the distinguished visitors in Boston and vincinity of late," says the Herald of that city, "has been the Right Rev. EthelDert Talbot, Bishop of AVyoming and Idaho. Bishop Talbot's presence, especially in his church vest ment, when he wears, besides the robes of his ofttce, his Oxford hood, is strikingly hand some. He has a clear aud sympathic voice, and his fitness for his missionary work in the West Is as apparent as his sincerity and zeal. He is the youngest bishop in tho Episcopal Church of the United States." "Public lire," says Senator John G. Carlisle, of Kentucky, "has strong attractions for me, but in a pecuniary sense there is not enough in It to warrant remaining in It alt one's days. AVhen my term in the Fifty.flrst Con gress expired I fully expected to retire to pri vate life and practice my profession. The death of Senator Beck, however, compelled me toalterallmypIanin respect to retirement. My constituents said I could take my choice of being a United States Senator or of remaining in tbe House. I decided upon the former, and now'I expect to (bo in public life a long as my services are-acce'tabie-'to the people of my State." THE ALLIANCEJN POLITICS. A Distinction' and. a Difference. Chicago Inter Ocean (Kep. ) Between tbe Farmers' Alliance and Indus trial Union, now in session at Ocala, Fla., and the National Farmers' Alliance there is a dis tinction with a difference. The first is a South ern organization which has gone into politics on party lines, and has achieved some measure of success. The National Farmers' Alliance, on tbe other hand, is a political but not a parti san body. Organized in the Northern States, having free scope for its action upon two great parties, accorded the utmost freedom of speech, existing in a section of the Union where every man reads, and where every corner grocery in tho country is a center of political debate, tho National Farmers' Alliance can avoid thosejocks and shoals of tbird-partyisra upon which the Southern organization is all but sure to be wrecked. Old TartiesNeed Not Fear. Washlneton Post (Dcm.) There is no reason why any members of the old political parties, whose patriotism is greater than their partisanship, should look upon the new movement with suspicion, much less with fear. Some individual ambitions may, indeed, bo distnrned, but a greater good to a greater number may be gained. The farmers of tho country have fully as large an interest inits welfare and prosperity as any other class of citizens. They are eminently sensible, practical and patriotic. They will not long adhere to a policy which develops a mischievious tendency. The Alliance movement, therefore, in giving a fresh impetus to political action, may lead to a needed revision of old theories and methods, may have an influence on the correction of some abuses and may do something toward giving practical effect to tbe doctrine that a Government by tbe people is for the people. Legislation Not tho Only Cure. Philadelphia Press (Kep.) The ultimate success of the Farmers' Alfianco rests not so mnch in present political action as in the thorough education of its followers in economic and social subjects. Many of the disadvantages under which tbe agricultural classes labor spring more from lack of informa tion than from lack of legislation. Their greatest grievances cannot be cured by political action. Cheap money and plenty of it will not bring any larger returns to shabby farming, and the control of a Governorship or a Legisla ture will not make prosperous a class that dis regards economic principles. Not the Tariff, but the Money Question. Toledo Blade (Kep.) The Democratic papers, without a single ex ception, are assuming that tbe newly-elected Alliance members of the next House are Dem ocrats politically, and that they will vote as such on all tariff legislation that may come up in that Congress. In this they are, we think, bauly mistaken. Secretary Rlttenhouse, of the National Alliance, writing from the na tional headquarters in Washington City, de clared that be received hundreds of letters from subordinate organizations of tho Alliance which show that it was the money question, and not the tariff issue, that caused the nom ination and election of so many Alliance can didates for Congress. A Most Important Gathering. Boston Herald (Ind.) That it is an important gathering need not be said. Three newly-elected Governors, several Congressmen-elect, and representative men from every State in tbe Union are among its members. It assembles tresh from decided victories at tbe ballot-box, and no one. unless it be- a "mossback" politician, blinded by the glamour and emolumentsof power.can close his eyes to the possibilities which lie in the pro ceedings of the Alliance. Alliance's Political Fitness Questioned. Brooklyn Citizen (Dem.) Because the farmers have declared their in dependence and shown their goodsense in the recent elections, it does not follow that it would be wise for them to form a third party, or that they have demonstrated their fitness as an organization to take on themselves all the functions of government. The South Not In It. AtlantsJournal (Dem.) The Farmers' Alliance has absolutely nothing to gain by going into a third party, and it will not go into a third party so far as tbe South is concerned. REPUBLICAN HARMOHY. Likelihood That the Factions in the Empire State AA'Ul Unite. New Y'ork Post. There is likelihood that the Republican party in tbe State will soon be united, that the differ ences between '.he Piatt and Miller factions will be settled, and that the party will present a solid front in the Gubernatorial campaign of 1891. Ex-Senator Piatt has recently returned from AVashington, whither he went to back up tho demand of the ReouDlican County Execu tive Committee for the removal of Colonel Joel B. Erhardt from tbe Collectorship of tbe Port of New York. Ex-Senator AVarner Miller has also just returned from Washington, whither he went to oppose the demand for Colonel Er hardt's removal. Both were at tbe capital at tbe invitation of President Harrison, who, after receiving from Jacob M. Patterson, Chairman of tho County Executive Committee, a letter demanding Colonel Erbardt's removal. and from ex-Senator Miller and several of bis supporters, letters demanding Colonel Er bardt's retention, all of which indicated a con tinuance of the warfare that has already dam aged the Republican party in this State, re solved to bring the leaders of the two factions together, and, if possible, induce them to patch up a peace. In that effort, it is slid by a trustworthy per son, the President has been partly successful. A conference between tbe chief leaders of the Flatt and Miller factions will be held in this city within a short time, at whicb, it is ex pected, all differences will be settled, or at least set aside for a time, and a plan for the cam paign of 1891 be evolved- Ex-Senators Piatt and Miller, Senator Hiscock, Colonel Erhardt, Senator Fassett, Congressman James J. Belden, ChaunceyM. Depew. Postmaster Van Cott, Louis F. Payne. General Husted and ex-Congressman James S. Smart are among those who, it is expected, will attend the conference. Many of these persons are now in tbe city. A LAWYERS' PARADISE. Big Office Building "With Complete Law Library Attached Proposed. Milwaukee, AVis., Dec 3. It is announced with authority that the Equitable Insurance Company of New York will build a 14-story building at tbe southwest corner of Wisconsin and Jefferson streets, wltn a tUJ.UUU law Horary, with a view of bringing all the leading mem bers of tbe legal fraternity in the city together in one structure. The edifice will be the finest in the city, and will cost, complete, about 8700,000. Our Mainstay In the Pacific From the Philadelphia Press. The Hawaiian reciprocity treaty is a bulwark and mainstay of the influence of the United States in the Pacific, and any omission to recog nize the special privileges granted by the treaty in the McKinley tariff shonld be promptly amended by Congress. The national honor and the national policy are both involved in such action, which ought, and we trust will, bo passed without objection by anyone on either side in Congress. No Attraction for Lo. Chicago Mail. And now the correspondents say that Bill Nye i3 mixed up in the Indian troubles. This is probably false!" The sight of Nye's shining head would make even the most feroclons Sioux desert the warpath in disgust and beat his scalping-knife into a corn-cutter. Alllnt to the Senate. Bullalo Express (Kep.) Tbe Senate ot the United States may square itself with tbe Republicans of tbe country, for its last session's delinquencies, if It will put the party measures through before March 4. Bad Time for Shorts. Buffalo Express. Since the financial panic in Wall street even the days are getting short. ' , A Shining Marki Chicago 'XTIbnne.i Buffalo Bill's lopg hair will bo" a sore, tempta tion to" the Injuns. ' THE OLD FLAME REVIVED. A Wedding With a Dash of Old-Timo Ro mance About It. IFItOH A STAFF COKBESPOMDEKT. Washington, Dec 3. A wedding, with a bit of somewhat dramatic romance in it, took place in Christ Church. Georcetown, to-day, when Miss Annie Hunter, of Virginia, was married to Rev. Dr. Henry J. Davis, an emi nent Presbyterian divine. It was over 30 years ago when the lovers first met, and then Annie Hunter was a pretty, red-cheeked maid, be longing to a well-known Virginia family. That was before the war. when tbe hospitable Vir ginia planters kept open honse. and when a houseful of guests was an every-day occur rence. Annie Hunter happened to be visiting at tbe homo of her bosom friend during a Pres byterian convention in tbo village. Tbe minis ters were .scattered about at the different bouses, and among tbe guests at this particnlar mansion was a youngtbeological student, who had just passed bis examination for the minis try, and the brilliancy of bis examination was the talk of tbe whole country round about. Ha was as handsome as he was bright. He re mained long enough to become quite fascinated with pretty Annie Hunter, ana for her friend to fall in love with him. Neither of these facta were known, however, until later. A week or so after his departure. Annie Hnnter received a letter from the young minister. It was a great surprise to the girl, for. while it did not contain a proposal exactly, it was so worded as to mean that, if replied to in a similar sphit. It took Miss Hunter only about two days to realize that she was really In love with tbe handsome yonng man and she proceeded to write a reply. While engaged in the pleasant task, her intimate friend entered Annie's room. Discovering that she was writ ing a letter, she offered to post it. Annie said she would give it to a post boy, but the friend in sisted, and secured the letter to carry it to the office. No answer ever came, and the girl's pride suffered a terrible blow, but she crushed out all remembrance of the matter as far as she could. Years passed. She read of the marriage of the young minister and his brilliant success. Recently there was a Presbyterian Assembly in Winchestsr, which was attended by the Rev. Dr. Davis, a more than middle-aged minister. He heard In some way that Annie Hunter was in tbe neighborbood and wrote a polite note, asking permission to call to renew an old friendship. The request was granted. The minister came. He aid not find the pretty girl who won his heart over 3u vears aco. hut his old love was reawakened. Annie then learned for the first time of tbe letter that never came. It did not take long for them to come to an un derstanding. They were married to-day. SAWDUST KILLING SALMON. A Higlily Interesting Explanation of How the Injury Works. From the Cathlament (Ore.) Gazette.3 It has been proved beyond a doubt that tho promiscuous dumping of sawdust into the water is very detrimental to the salmon. Sal mon, after leaving tbe ocean to spawn, never eat anything while in the river. On opening thousands of them, it is found they have noth ing in their stomachs and intestines. Nature has provided for this abnormal ab stinence from food by giving them an extra amount of tat as a reserve to draw upon, which is consumed while on their way to the spawn ing grounds. In examining fish that have been killed by sawdust, it is found that tbe fine par ticles of wood that have been swallowed in the water lodge in the gullet and abdominal cavi ties and clog them up, instantly killing tbe fish The greater percentage of fat found in Columbia river fish over those of any otber river is accounted for on the grounds that the much longer distance the fish have to travel, over those of salmon of other rivers, before reaching tbe spawning grounds,makes this wise provision of nature a very necessary requisite in tbe life of a fish. EX-GOVERNOR EORAKER'S FUTURE. He Dopes for the Senatorship, hut Not for Presidents! or Gubernatorial Honors. From tbe Washington l'ost.l Tbe returning Republican members from Ohio bring some interesting gossip, about ex Governor Foraker, about whom very little has been heard of late. The Governor is said to have settled down to his law practice, which is growing to such dimensions that he will become a wealthy man. "He has become more prudent in his speech," said a prominent Ohio Republican yesterday, "and is not likely to make any more sensational remarks. He has given up tbe idea of securing the Presidental nomination and he believes, as every one else concedes, that Mr. McKinley will be the next Governor of Ohio. Governor For aker is laying wires for the Senatorship to suc ceed Mr. Sherman. That is now his only politl- 1 cal ambition." Danger Ahead. Boston Globe. i The dangers of walking out too boldly on the ice on this precarious season are being il lustrated every day. Heavyweight Reed would do well to tap the thin ice ahead of him with his gavel before venturing too far just now. Cleveland Mmt Keep Off tho Grass. Chicago Herald. 1 Panl Dana, tho son of the well-known New York editor, has been appointed Park Commis sioner, and be will doubtless see to it that Mr. Cleveland is kept out of Central Park. Where the Danger Lies. Philadelphia Times. In the matter of most runs on banks, there wouldn't be so much dread with people of losing tneir money if they didn't previously lose their heads. COMING AMUSEMEKTS, "LonENGEiN" was splendidly interpreted by Miss Emma Juch and her associates at the Dnquesne Tbeaterlast night. The Bostonians, old favorites in this city, will appear at tho Dnquesne Theater next week. Their repertoire will contain a new opera, "Robin Hood," a comic opera by De Koven and Smith, and "Suzette" and "The Bohemian Girl." LouDiN's Original FIsk Jubilee Singers will be beard at old City Hall on Friday, December 5, and they promise to keep up tho big reputa tion they have won all over the world. They have just completed a six years' tour of the world, and have snng before crowned and un crowned heads innnmerablo since they were last heard here. The next attraction at tho Grand Opera House will bo W. 8. Cleveland's Consolidated Minstrels. This is evidently a strong attrac tion. On its roster are found the names of Billy Emerson, Barney Fagan. Hughey Ddugh erty, Luke Schoolcraft, Signur Benedetto and the Crag family, acrobats, eight in number. The company comes with tbe strongest en dorsement of the press of other cities where it has appeared. Cora Tannee acquires earnestness and dig nity as she gains in years. There is ample in tclligencein her study and the gratifying evi dence of ambition in all that she undertakes. Her poitrayal of Helcme in "The Refugee's Daughter" stamps her an actress of exceptional strength. In the duel scene Miss Tanner's in tensity ana naturalness carries the audience away, and she is rewarded by long sustainedap plausc The Parisian gowns worn by Miss Tan ner are tbe admiration of all the ladies. The supporting company is an excellent one and tbe scenery and effects worthy of the highest praise. Gounod's immortal opera, "Faust," will be presented this evening with Madame Janus cbowsky as Marguerite, Louis Meisslinger as Stebel, Marie Frebartas Martha, Payne Clarke as Faust, Franz Vetta as JUephistophelcs, Leo Stormontas Va'entine, and S. H.Dudley as Bianden. Miss Juch's next appearance will be as Selika in the grand spectacular opera. "L'Africaine," announced for to-morrow even ing. This will be the first production of Meyerbeer's great work in this city. Verdi's "II Trovatore," will be sung Saturday after noon and AVagner's "Flying Dutchman," with Miss Juch as Senia, will be tbe final perform ance on Saturday evening. AiTEE an absence of nearly two years, Lotta returns to Pittsburg to fill an engagement at tbe Bijou Theater tbe coming week. In addi tion to the old favorite "Musette," which will be presented Monday and Saturday nights, sbe will produce her new musical comedy en titled "Ina," which Is said to have won high favor from large audiences and exacting critics, in Brooklyn. Philadelphia, AVashington and Baltimore. Of the new play "Ina" it is said that in the title role Lotta has a part that suits her admirably. The story deals with revolu tionary times in France, "Ina" being a child of white birth, who bad been stolen by Gypsies, and who is compelled to sing in tho streets and cafes ot Pari for a living. Of course such a character is full of opportunities tor an actress Uke Lotta. COEI0US CONDENSATIONS. ' A Chautauqua society is being formed in Honolulu. The largest war vessel in the Pacific is n. M. s. Warsprite. A child without eyes or eye-sockets has been born in Dubuque. The roller skating rink craze is break ing out again at Adrian, Mich. Davenport, with a population of but 30.000, will have a filtering plant. A pet coyote belonging to a St. Joseph man celebrated Thanksgiving by breakin" into a neighboring henhouse ana dispatching 23 blooded chickens. The stndents'of Haskell Indian Insti tute, in Kansas, consumed 131 chickens, 17 gallons of mince meat and a barrel ot cran. berries on Thanksgiving Day. A rare find of bric-a-brac was recently imported from Alaska to A'ictoria. It is a table of black stone, elaborately carved and in laid with pearl and walrus ivory. Atlanta has an infant phenomenon who knows more about anatomy than a dozen medi cal faculties and who loves no amusement bet ter than to joint human skeletons. Detroit is not the most cosmopolitan of American cities, but the other day a Hebrew, an Arab and an African negro were arrairmed in court on the complaint of a Chinaman. The Dutch Indian Government offers a prize of S4.000 for tho best practical answer to the question In what manner the salt which is sold in Dutch India in small packets should ba packed so as to keep dry. The barbers of Sedalia, Mo., were charging 10 cents for a shave and wanted to raise to 15 by steady jerks of a cent at a time. When the raise to 11 cents came, 41 men paid J 1 each at a hardware store for shaving outfits. The north magnetic pole, as well as the south magnetic pole, shifts its position steadily but slowly. The northerly polo is at present in tbe Peninsula of Boothia, not far north of Hud son's Bay. and lies between Baffin's Bay on the east and McClintock channel on the west Two young girls in Abbeville county, N. C, have made two bales of cotton apiece this year, and besides that have supported uGuuuiniui sumo nine oy tneir oeautilui machine work. Tbev do this regardless of their father's aid, who is a wealthy farmer. In a late trial iu Binghamton, N. Y., every juror on the panel w,ho claimed not to have read of the caserwas challenged off, leav ing 12 men who bad read and discussed it, and court. lawyers and public are agreed that it was one of the fairest verdicts ever rendered by a jury. They are having good times in Kansas. "It tock five bushels of corn to get into a cir cus in Kansas in the autumn of 1SS0," says the AVichita Eagle. 'This autumn you can get into the main tent, stay to the concert, go to the side show and get a picture of tho Circas sian beauty, all for one bushel." There may be an Indian war dance at Calvin, Mich., while the hair-breeds aro waiting for the return of an Indian called Long Chief. He went among them with a fairy tale about Government money they were to receive and assessed each person with mixed blood 75 cents for tbe interest he was taking in tbe matter. He seenred 100 assessments. While dredging on the oyster beds near New London an oysterman brought up some thing which at first looked like a lifeless sea serpent covered with immense scales, bnt on examination it turned out to be a strip of hose, seven feet long and three inches in diameter, completely hidden by the bivalves, which had become fastened to it. By actual count there were over 1,000 oysters on that piece of hose. A freight train on a Washington rail road pulled a derailed car from one station to another, a distance of six miles, and over a long trestle, apparently without the knowledge of the trainmen. Tbe wheels of the derailed truck bad cut up the ties tbe entire distance in a most frightfnl manner. In some instances the spikes were laid bare, and in other instances they were drawn up from the ties. Rev. Joseph T. Duryea, pastorof a Con gregational Church m Omaha, has bU own ideas about tbe regulation of the liquor traffic He wants the National Government to control the sale of liquors, taking the profits for rev enue instead of a tax. He would have a depot in every district for tbe sale for legitimate uses, registering every man who buys, and re fusing to sell it to any person whose friends complain that be abuses himself. Receipts at the Passion Play. The re ceipts of the Passion Play at Oberammergau were over 700.000 marks (35.000). or double as much as ten years ago. The salaries of tho players who numbered abont 700 In all aro small. Mayer (the chief actor) received 50 for the season, as he did ten years ago. The leader of the choir and Caipha each receive 10; Peter and Pilate, 25 each; and tho others less in proportion, down to the cock, who only gets 2 for crowing the whole summer. The ancient and ghostly ceremony of the religious brotherhood known as "Of" the Souls in Purgatory," in the Republic ot Marino, was performed for the last time last month. The brothers dressed in black, with masks and torches, carry a skeleton stretched on a white sheet on a bier about the town, winding ud with a sort of Danse Macabre. Tne bishops ana tbe civil authorities, with, it is said, tho sanction of the Pope, have ordered that the dance shall never be held again. Of late years the old sons which boasted that "Uncle Sam is rich enough to give ns all a farm," has not been heard very often. The im pression has gone abroad that it is no longer applicable to tbo situation. But therenortof the Secretary of the Interior shows that there aro still vacant public, lands amounting to 566 -216,801 acres, exclusive of tbe undesirable do mains in Alaska, and not counting tbe Indian reservations, some of which are already falling into the general territory. There aro farms for a good many of us yet.' The torpedo boat Sand Fly, 520 tons, had a narrow escape from foundering off the Spanish coast during the gale in whicb tbe Ser pent was lost. She shipped so much water that it was expected she would go down. It was necessary to lighten tbo ship, and all the store", ammunition and shot were thrown overboard. They would have let the guns go. too. but for fear in loosening them they would break tbe ship. If tbe engines had jrivenout for a mo ment, .she would have been lost surely, but fortunately tbey worked nntil tho storm was abated and then gave out and left her helpless until sho was succored by the troop ship Time THE HUMOROUS CORNER. Mrs. Bingo I see that Major Bloodscot is going from bad to worse. A year ago he dwelt in sumptuous bachelor apartments, and now he is living In a tenement. Blnso Horrihlcl We shall hear next that he has moved over to Brooklyn. .Vio Tor Sun. Hicks I suppose after these Indians have) finished their dancing they'll go to scalping. ics.s Yes, and Just as it Is with the paleface b-illet." you'll find the bald heads at the front. Boston Transcript. First Literary Character You've been stealing my ideas. Second Literary Character That's all right, I couldn't sell them. The Epoch. Quidnunc Are yon mourning, Scribbler? I notice you always wear slack now, when you nsed always to wear light oolors. Scribbler Oh no. I'm not in mourning, but I bought me one of those fountain pens a little while ago, and I find it cheaper to wear black. JJoto7 Courier. Pretty Dauebter 31a, may I go boating? Fond Mother Indeed, yon shan't. The ideal Who Invited you. Pretty Daughter 3Ir. Buffers. Fond Mother Ob, yes. you may go with 31r, Buffers. He has a cork leg. and if the boat upsets Just you hang on to that, XtwcasU Chronicle. "Marie is a widow now, isn't she?" 'No. Her husband is living. He's lost all his money." 'That's what I meant. She married that." Stm Xork Sun. Mifflin Well, 1 did a good deed to-day. Promised to help support Hardlnkke's family til I he got on his feet, lie was injured in that rail road accident, you know. Maflln H'ml Yon'll have to snpport the fami ly all yonr life, then. If you promised to help them till he gets on bis feet. "Why?" "Didn't you know helost a leg in the accident? Boston Traveller. A FOOB ADVISER. Old Man Moneybags (facetiously) Come, my dear, aren't you going to advise me? Here's a man that wants me to lend htm 10,003 oa bis Atchison stock. Now what do you advise me to do? Young Wife Why you know that 1 don't know anything about money. Hk. , Old Man Moneybags Don't know anything'.,.- aoont moneyi 'mars pretty booo, wnen IV5g made as mnch In one day as I have made In all mYflr$ life. "' Young Wife Why, when was that? Old Man Moneybays (uproariously) When you marrfed nic. Young Wife Yes, but all my friends have told -.roethat I couldn't 'have made a-worso bargain -Boston Courier. ' ' jrt&M&k&. safc.'Sftat'V.'