""Tf 4- THE .PITTSBURG DISPATCH. SUNDAY, "NOVEMBER 30, 1890. .j&v Tfi Wje B jMcn. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S46. Vol.4S. No.IPo -Entered at Pittsburg rostoffice, oembcr 14. 1637, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street EISTEKN ADVEKTISIhG OFFICE. BOOM SI, TRIBUE BUILDING. NEW YOKK. where complete files of 1 HE DISPATCH can always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers and friends ol THE DISPATCH, while In ew orfc, are also made welcome. THE DISPATCH is icgutaily on sale at Braitind's, 5 Union Squat c. -Vr York, aid 17 Aie.ce rOpeia, Parts. France, tcliere anyone who has been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TEK3IS OF TIIK DISrATCH. rOSTAGE TREE IX THE ITJITED STATES. IUTLT DisrATCH. Onclcar S S 00 Dailt DisrATrn. 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POSTAGE All persons who mall the Sunday issue of The Dispatch to friends thould bear ia mind tlio fact tiint the post nee thereon is Two 0J) Cents. AH donblo nml tiiple number copies ol Tlio Dispatch require a S-ccnt stamp to insure prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY. NOV. SO, 1B90. 0 DANGER Or BELLA31YIS3L The vietr of the Farmers' Alliance move ment, its political results in Kansas, and the forecast as to the policy which will be outlined at the convention in Ocala, as given in special dispatch from Topeka, Kansas in Urn issue, is full of interest. The statement there that the election of a Kepublican Senator may be possible if Tngalls withdraws, bnt if he continues in the field it will mean the election of an Alliance Democrat, will probably give new light to the adherents of that party ho are urging the Kansas Senator to stand by his guns until tne last shot is fired. The ad vice is probably unnecessary iu Ingalls case; but it may produce a different view among the Republicans to learn that a Scn atorship cau be saved, if that defeated can didate can accept the bacK seat which has been assigned to bim by his own people. "With regard to the ultimate purposes of the Alliance leaders the statement of the latter that the radical clement of the Farm ers Alliance lias adopted sure Bellarnyism must be due to a mistaken idea either of Bellamyism or the Alliance. The Alliance like most such movements, is open to the contagion of wild theories. It has adopted certain features of Bellamyism, as the gov ernment control of railways and telegraphs, because it regards that as the onlr adequate remedy for the corporate abuses of the present time; but if there is any quarter of the land where the Bellamy idea of abolish ing private property and concentrating all production under socialist control will al ways be sure of rejection, it is among the lariners who make up the strength of the Alliance. That remarkable movement may be wrecked on the shoals of inflation, and is more likely to he perverted by the influence ofgreatcorporations, which, in Georgia, act ally tied the Allian- e to the wheels of a cor poration candidate for United States Sena tor; but it can be counted on as perfectly safe from the socialist theories that would result in taking away from the farmers the control of their own property. THE BIGHT Ol" STANDING Ur. The body which has been organized in Philadelphia under the title of the Rapid Transit Commission, and which in its rela tions to securing actual rapid transit has presented an admirable example of the prin ciple of how not to do it, at its last meeting witnessed an attempt to secure in material form what has often been discussed as an abstraction. It was in the form of a resolu tion to the effect that admitting more pas sengers in a street car than it will seat shall be made subject to a legal penalty. There is no doubt that the resolution was offered in good faith or that the proposition is one that the public will assent to in the abstract, and then proceed to utterly repudi ate in actual practice. The American citi xen who hangs on to the straps in a crowded car and scowls at his fellow-passengers as they tread on his corns in the effort to get in or out, will give an unqualified indorse ment to the principle that the company onght to furnish him with a scat But the came citizen when he is forced to submit to the practical operation of the principle by standing on the street corner while car after car passes him, until one comes along in which there is a vacant seat, will regard such & rule as a direct attack upon his personal liberty of Etanding up if he chooses to. It is true that the rule of forbidding the entrance of more passengers when a public vehicle is full operates satisfactorily on the Continent; but that is due to differences in national characteristics. The difference is not, as is often alleged, that the American submits to abuses more easily than the European; for the European bears quietly the insolence and perversions of privilege which would be impossible in this country. The real difference is that the European is willing to occupy a good deal of time in the effort to get as much comfort as possible out of what he pays for; while the primary pur pose of the individual American, unlike such collective bodies as the Rapid Transit Commission of Philadelphia, is to get there in the promptest manner. The actual opera tion of that purpose may be seen on our cable lines in the unspeakable wrath of those who see the cars glide past them with out stopping and with only the injunction from the gripman to "take the next car." It is a lurther question whether, after all, this Xankee characteristic does not show a keener appreciation of the way to get the most either ol achievement or enjoyment out of lilethan the European trait of waiting in placid expectancy until the uncrowded ve hicle comes along. The Yankee is keen enough, to perceive that there ii no more dis comfort to him in standing up in a street car than there is in standing up on a street corner; while the fact that he gets to his home or his office sooner by doing the for mer, represents so much clear gain. Under these circumstances it would be a very doubtful legal compulsion to forbid bim to gratify his penchant for prompt transit, even when it assumes strong resemblance to the method in which cattle travel. It seems quite certain that the Philadel phia method of securing rapid transit by making people wait on the streets until the cars are not crowded would not earn the popular approval in actual practice. Much more tangible results are to be attained by increasing the facilities and establishing the competitive influences which will make the companies Keen to attract business by offer ing the best accommodations to the passen gers. A MISTAKEN SPIRIT. The agitation of the Lake Erie ship canal project evokes from some of the papers of other cities a tone of comment that betrays a rather petty local jealousy. It is hard to find any other explanation of the opposing quotation by the Philadelphia Record from the Cleveland Leader, to the effect that the latter paper "finds no cause of alarm in the talk of constructing a ship canal from Lake Erie to Pittsburg. If the canal should be built it would interfere with the coal and ore trade of Cleveland and other lake ports; but 33 Pennsylvania will ask the Federal Gov ernment to pay a part of the cost estimated at 23,000,000 the canal is rather a creatnrc of the fancy than of fact." There is hardly any other public question in this land in which these two papers could agree; but when it comes to a project for increasing the development of Western Pennsylvania tbey join in unison in pooh-poohing it. It might be taken for granted that no in telligent organ of public opiuion conld find "any cause lor alarm" in a legitimate pro ject to afford cheaper transportation for great and fundamental industries. Pitts burg has never displayed any alarm over projects of that sort, designed to enhance the prosperity of other localities, and never will. It the time should come when she cannot retain her prosperity with out antagonizing the legitimate enter prises of other places, it will be more seemly for her to retire into the backgronnd. But the statement is very plainly put forth here, that the Cleveland paper would find cause for alarm if it thought the canal pro ject likely of realization. That would in terfere with what Cleveland regards as its prescriptive right of handling our coal and ere freights. The fact that a Government appropriation would be asked to aid this work is taken by onr Cleveland and Phila delphia cotemporaries to place in their power a way to defeat the project. Perhaps our friends can understand the meaning of this attitude a little better if we reverse the case. Cleveland has had -for many years the benefit of Government ex penditure iu benefitting navigation by dredging out her narrow harbor and build ing a costly breakwater to form a harbor of refuge. The benefit to commerce from these improvements was perhaps one hundredth of what would be gained by a canal from the Ohio river to the lakes, but Cleveland confidently demanded and secured the ex penditure of Government funds. Phila delphia has had the benefit of similar ex penditures on a larger scale, and is demand ing even more. It is now proposed that the Government shall dig up and carry away bodily an island for the especial benefit of Philadelphia, which has already a navigable channel. If Pittsburg, Cincinnati, New York, Baltimore and other cities had joined in opposing, through their representatives in Congress, these expendi tures for the benefit of Cleveland and Phila delphia, would not our esteemed cotempora ries have been right in thinking it a petty display of local jealousy? There are few projects for the improve ment of navigation that are more truly of national scope than the extension of the navigation of the lakes to Western Pennsyl vania and the headwaters of the Ohio. The benefit of cheapening the cost of bringing the oars of Lake Superior to the fuel and manufacturing establishments of this sec tion will be felt all over the country. The cheapening of the cost of taking the coal of Western Pennsylvania to the Northwestern lake cities will be a gain to the entire North west. It is also a very narrow view to think that because the ports will lose the actual hand ling of coal and ore that they will suffer by it, Thev will gain more by the general ex pansion of business made possible by this improvement than they will lose by the handling or heavy and cheap freights. Theysbonld not let such a short-sighted idea betray them into jealousy of a project of national dimensions. COLLEGES AND DISSIPATION. Prof. Goldwin Smith, in studying the case of Birchall, recently executed for murderin Canada, draws the following conclusion: "That no boy should be sent to college who does not showa decided inclination to study, is a lesson which Birchall preaches to us from a felon's grave." The New York .Sun declares this to be "an absolute non-sequitur, from his own premises and apart from these premises is absurd." It supports this position by pointing out the practical certainty that if Birchall had been made a machinist, an invoice clerk, an artist or an articled clerk to an attorney-at-law, he would have been just as likely to have learned drinking and gambling as at college. In taking this view the Sun misses the point presented by Prof. Smith. A college education is but a method of in tellectual training. If all the time spent at college is used in the education of drinking, gambling and horse-racing it is worse than wasted. On the other hand, the machinist, shipping clerk or farmer is of some dis tinct use to the world. He is a unit iu the great mass of productive workers, and will do some good, even though his leisure moments are given to dissipation. There is every reason to believe that if Birchall had been made a machinist or ship ping clerk he would have been a dissipated and discreditable productive unit; but in his interval of sobriety he would, perforce of his occupation, have done some useful and honest work. On the other hand, his college career not only defeated the legitimate purpose of collegiate training, but left him wholly un fitted for honest work of any kind, and turned him adrift only qualified to be a use less member of society with the resort to dis honesty as the only means ot getting a living suited to his acquired tastes. In this view their is considerable force and logic, in Prof. Goldwin Smith's conclusion, that unless a boy has an inclination to study, which will make his collegiate course of some use to bim, it will be worse than wasted time to send him to college. Bat both Prof. Smith and the Sun seem to miss one pregnant point iu this connec tion. That is the responsibility of those colleges which permit the influences of dis sipation and vice to flourish about them, so that there is a greater certainty that the careless or inexperienced youth will get a thorough training In gambling and drink ing than in trigonometry, moral philosophy or rhetoric It is true that the youth will be exposed to those temptations eleswhere, for which there may be a greater or less re sponsibility. But the responsibility for such temptations in active life is of very different degree than that of an institution which holds itself out as a place for the training of young men, and permits in fluences to exist which makes them places of training in vice. This is a characteristic of most fashionable colleges, both in England and this country. It is true that the faculty of such colleges do not approve of drinking or other vicious amusements, but their practise ot treating those things as venal outbreaks of the youthful spirits, to be salved over by such wholly inadequate punishments as suspension or ratification, is little better. To obtain (he patronage of the wealthy, too many colleges treat the dis sipations of the gilded youth with a lenience that practically results in making their in stitutions a place where vice is taught with more practical success than morality. No college faculty with any exalted ideal of its mission will permit its purpose to be so thoroughly defeated. If a college cannot train its students to sobriety and usefulness, it will do far better to close its doors than to continue to permit the work of education. MISERS AND MANIPULATORS. A very remarkable case has recently come to light in Chicago, of a man who has just been committed to jail as a vagrant and pro fessional mendicant and is worth three quarters of a million dollars. The man has been known as a professional beggar for years, living in rags and on scraps and crusts, while heaping up Wealth in land, stocks and bonds, which amounts to a liberal fortune. The picture which is thus authenticated of human greed is a striking one and can he appreciated by the vast mass ot mankind. That anyone who is possessed of wealth, the income of which would enable him to live in a way surpassing his wildest dreams of luxury, should pre er to continue his miser able way of life, and to importune tbe pub lic for alms, will be recognized by everyone as a startling exhibition of the greed which sinks every consideration alike of honor, decency, or even individual pleasure, in the sole object of amassing useless riches. It is probable that if the case of tbe Chicago miser were philosophically investigated, it would be fonnd that he pursues his miser able occupation because he has become so accustomed to it that be could not be happy in any other circumstances, and that his greed for greater wealth, to be attained by the method of begging, is more a habit of mind than anything else. The recognition of the mental habit which can perceive nothing to be gained in life except the constant augmentation of already excessive riches, brings in the fact that there are other and even more injurious examples though not so easily recognized by the majority of people of the same evil in the persons of some of the powers of the finan cial world. Every one can see in the man who prefers to wear rags and wheedle people out of small sums on the streets rather than enjoy the comforts of large fortune, a sur prisingand unnaturi.1 exhibition of greed. But if we divest ourselves of prejudice, we may see in the men who with far greater fortunes devote themselves to the work of swelling their riches by methods of more positive chicanery and fraud, an exhi bition of tbe same vice in a more aggravated and injurious form. At the worst a wealthy beggar is little more than a nuisance and petty fraud. He swindles no one out of any such amount as can seriously injure his victim, and his ex ample is not likely to attract many imi tators. But the millionaire ten or twenty times as wealthy, who by juggling with the money and stock markets, succeeds iu acquiring the corporate property of others at half its true .value, or by stock-watering and false dividends palms off securities at double their honest worth, or by means of combinations, or cor porate favoritism, swells his millions at the cost of the masses, obtains the money of oth ers in large amounts by more discreditable methods, and holds up the example of suc cessful chicanery to demoralize business generally. Between this Chicago miser and the men who rule the financial world by wealth which is the concrete result of viola tions alike of statute enactments and natural law, the worshiper of Mammon in rags is the less injurious, and those in broadcloth are the most startling examples of consum ing greed for the increase of wealth already beyond tbe dreams of avarice. Of course, in the one case as in the other, this phenomenon can be explained by the mental habit which has devoted itself ex clusively to tbe acquisition of wealth so long that it can only abandon that pursuit with death. But since the law very prop erly interferes with the three-quarters mil lionaire who tries to enhance his wealth by the fraudulent assumption of poverty, is it not also its province to try to place some check on the fifty or hundred times million aires who undertake to swell their eggregious riches by more wholesale and more injur ious methods of chicanery? THE JAIL-BREAKING EPIDE3ITC. Jail-breaking is becoming epidemic. A batch of prisoners escaped from the Somer set county jail last night, the Nicely mur derers among them. If this sort of thing keeps up the murderers at large will out number the murderers who prefer to serve out their short sentences. The Somerset jail delivery seems to have been neatly managed, and if a stronger rope had been used the peaceful slumbers of the vigilant jailer would not have been dis turbed. In, tbe course ot time no doubt murderers and other victims of our harsh laws will be saved the trouble of escaping from jail, for it will occur to the intelligent juryman that it is a mere waste of his valu able time to bring in a verdict of guilty. Till the happy day of perfect immunity from the consequences of crime shall arrive we trust that prisoners will put up with ex isting facilities for escaping from jail. Baltimore now comes forward with a police count which shows five per cent more population than the census enumeration. The American of that city strikes for a record in the field of logic by asserting that this proves the correctness of tbe Federal census, bnt at the same time asserting its belief that the real population of Baltimore is 5,000 in excess of either count. Pittsburg is likely to attain an exceptional reputation as the one city of tbe land which is contented to sit down and accept a population ten per cent less than it is en titled to. Attobneys who commit felonious shoot ing tinder the influence of liquor had better leave liquor religiously alone. This is the ob vious moral of tbe sentence yesterday ot one of tbe profession to a year's imprisonment for that highly unprofessional proceeding. The chiet of the engineer corps presents in his report to tbe Secreury of War an esti mate of $3,000,000 for coast defenses. As this is lust on per cent on Senator Dolph's plan of an expenditure of $300,000,000 for the same purpose the public will regitrd it asavery light estimate. Is it possible that the late political events will exercise a similarly stringent effect on all the plans for ioimense expenditure? Cincinnati Councils have earned a record by laying a resolution embodying the Ten Commandments on the table. Ingalls tried to rule the same resolutions entirely out of politics, but the people of Kansas seem to have laid him on the table instead. Mk. Charles Francis Adams' st. Je ment that be retires from the Union Pacific on account of "a mutual lack of confidence" tween himself and tbe majority stockholders, is an epigrammatic statement of pregnantfact. Perhaps it would have been just as well if tbe mutual lack of confidence bad begun before Mr. Adams first covered the Gould crowd with the cloak of his respectability. The proposition to pay City Couucilmen 1,000 annual salary has reappeared in Phila. delphia. In the caso of some kindsof Philadel phia Councilmen it wonld bo a better Invest ment to pay them $1,000 a year to stay ont of Councils. TnE talk of smoke consumers in connec tion with tbo return to coal in the mills is per tinent, if we are to regard the use of coal as permanent. But now that the economy and superiority of fuel gas has been thoroughly learned by experience, why should not mills and bouses bo alike supplied by the cheap manufactured variety. England's politics are getting turned upside down with a good deal more energy than was dsne in the late political landslide of this happy land. Congressman J. D. Taxlor's idea of providing that a "Congressional district shall not have more than three or four thousand majority either way will not be complete nnlnss it includes some means of pnnishine the obiti nate voters who insist on runuing the majority up above 5,000. The effect of a general thanksgiving seems to have been favorable in prodncing some weather that we can giv& thanks for. The prospective Senator from South Carolina bears the unornamental name of Colonel Toby. This seems a falling off so far as the name is concerned, from the aristocratic one of Hampton, bnt as Senator Hampton's name is Dennis, things appear more even. PERSONAL MENTION. Sidney Cooper, the famonsBritish pair'er is now S7 years old. He still possesses excel lent health iind gives five or six hours a day to painting. He sleeps 9 boars out ot the 21 and lives abstemiously. Sejtatob-elect Gordon, at the battle of Seven Pines, received three bullet wounds, and at Antietam he got two bullets in the leg, one in tbe arm, one in tbe shonlder and one in the right cheek. He also had a horse killed under bim, the butt of his pistol smashed, his can teen pierced and his coat torn with bullets. Helen Xeaii Reed's translation of the twenty-ninth ode of Horace, as published in this month's Scribner's, has secured for her the Sargent prize offered by Harvard Uni versity this year. She had 16 male competitors for the honor, but easily won the laurels by her most graceful translation of a bit of very diffi cult Latin verso. McCltjsC), of Yale, the hero ot the football game at Eastern Park, is a striking figure. No one who saw him in that contest will ever for get him. He is short and stocky in build, and his sharp-featured little face, surmounted by a rough shock of long black hair, his prominent nose and twinkling black eyes, givo him tbe ap pearance of a wild Comanche Indian on tlio warpath whsn he once gets into the heat of tho battle. Mb. NilOhai, one of tho typical London war correspondents introduced by Rndyard Kipling in bis first continued novel, "The Light that Failed," now being published in The Dis patch, is easily identified as Charles Williams, of the Standai d, Nilghai is always talking of tbe Balkans, and Dick (the hero) asks luro ''Well, how are tbe Balkans and all the little Balkans I" Charles Williams has the same pe culiarity. "I notice." said an English Gladstonian now in New York, "that people here speak of 'the short remi an! of Gladstone's life.' But when I saw Gladstone last summer he looked as though he bad the stuff in bm for ten years of work yet, and ho can do m re business at this time than most men who have not lived half his years. I would not be surprised if the tree chopper cf Hawarden should be a leader in im perial politics till the close of tbe nineteenth century." SrEAKiNQ of Birchall, the murderer, Prof. Goodwin Smith says: "Had he, instead of be ing sent to college, been kept steadily at work at some useful calling, be might have gone de cently and perhaps creditably through the world. Sending him to college, where, having no literary tastes, he was sure not to study, and where, being idle, bo was sure also to be dissipated, was a mistake which sealed his doom. That no boy should be sent to college who does not show a decided inclination to stndy is a lesson which Birchall preached to us from a felon's grave." WOODCHTJCK3NG. S. W. Foss in 1'ankee Blade. I haTe chased fugacious woodchncks over many leagues of land. But at last they've always vanished in a round hole in the sand: And though I've been woodchucklng many times upou my soul 1 have never bagged my woodchuck for he always found his bole. But 'tis fun to go wood;hucklng when a fellow is a boy. When all muscular exertion is exhilarating Joy. Though you can't get near the woodchuck so's to touch him with a pole, And the evanescent rascal always slides Into his hole. How I chased the panting fugitive and raised the battle-cry. With a vision right before :r.e of a chunk of woodchuck pie: "With a vision right before me of this culinary goal. Did I reach to grab my woodchuck and he van ished in bis hole. And I often go woodohucklng I have chased him here and there That lank, fugacious woodchuck, like a long streak through the air; For the projects I have followed, as I neared the eager goal. Have made themselves invisible, and vanished In their hole. I have chased my hot ambitions through the meadow, white with flowers. Chased them through the clover blossoms, chased them through the orchard bowers. Chased them through tbe old scrub pastures, till with weariness of soul, 1 at last have seen them vanish, like a woodchuck in bis bole. But there's fun in chasing woodchncks, and I'll chase the vision still. Hit leads ine through the dark pine woods, and up the stony hill; There's a glorious expectation, that still lingers in my soul. That some dtyl'll catch that woodchuck, ere he slides into bis bole. I The Ninth, Tear Vacation. From the Boston Herald. J The proposition to allow our public school teachers, after every ninth year of service, a leave of absence for one year on half-pay, is very generous, indeed. How wonld it work in all the departments of tho city government where equally hard work is performed? DEATHS OP A DAY. John Wesley Thompson. Mr. John Wesley Thompson, a former resident of this city, died on Thanksgiving Darin Glou cester City, N. J. Mr. Thompson was for a num ber of years before the war in the hat business with the Paulson Brothers, of Wood street, and afterward in the same business In Johnstown. He served In the Union Armvand was honorably dis charged. Of late years he has been in business in New Jersey. The deceased was 85 years or age and leaves two children, Dr. Charles W. and Miss LlzzIeThompson, ofMeadvllle, Pa. He married Miss Letlta Taylor, ofGreensburg, who died some years ago. Mr. Thompson was a brother of tbe late Moses Thompson,- a well-known local news paper man. MURRAY'S MUSINGS, How Red Jacket's Spirit Got 810,000 From Wealthy Widow Hurler A His torical Society's Dilemma Honesty in Busy Gotham Brides at the Statue. .FROM A STAFF COBRXSFONDEXT. J TlfDEX Madame Diss-DeBar was brought to book legallv for swindling Lawyer Marsh by means of spirit pictures, etc., it seemed to the Intelligent public almost incredible that an otherwise shrewd man and a level-headed lawyer could be so easily imposed upon. Nothing shore of a legal process of reasoning could convince Marsh himself of the fact. That process was resorted to by his friends not by the dupe and but for their concerted action Madame DeBar, the medium, would now be Intrenched in tbe Marsh mansion with her alleged husband swindling other fools instead of being a hunted outcast in a forclen land. Tho recent contribution of 10,000 by a wealthy widow named Huyler for tbe purpose of a monument to Red Jacket, at Buffalo, will, upon inquiry, turn out to be just anotber such a case. Spiritualists are naturally delighted over tho discovery that tbo Widow Huyler owns tbe influence of the spirit ot the great Indian chief. Red Jacket, as the cause of her liberality in this matter. It is a pretty rare thing nowadays for spiritual mediums to suc cessfully strike anybody for a largo amount of money. When tbey leam that tho Widow Huvler is quite rich and can well afford other disbursements of this kind there will be a gen eral rush to got possession of her person. Mrs. Huyler at present lives at the Victoria Hotel in a stylo becoming a woman whoso husband left her a large fortune made out of patent medicines. It is said that sho has a private medium who acts as her guide, counselor and friend, as Madanio Diss-DeBar acted for Liwyer Marsh. In common parlance the Huvler g., c and f. has1 a soft snap. This wealthy pigeon is likely to be plucked of every feather, unless she has some sensible and ener getically persistent friends who will interfere with lecal proceedings to protect her. One of the most curious features ol this affair is the position of the Buffalo Historical Society, which has in charge the monument scheme. This society has already made a move looking to the early erection of a monument over the bones of the famous old Indian warrior, and it is said some money bas been contributed for tbe purpose. The society is in no sense ot a spiritualistic turn, but is a plain, practical, pa triotic body, of the earth carthv. The society, however, wants a monument to Red Jacket and wants money to build it. Its breath was fairly knocked out by this unexpected oiler. Upon recovering it probably conclnded that it wouldn't pay to "look a gift horse in the mouth." That the spirit of old Red Jacket himself bad appeared to a rich lady and caused her to open her purso and shell out $10,000 to build this jnonument while the society was "monkeying" around for funds, is not necessa rily a reflection on tho historical crowd. It only shows that Red Jacket is fully able to look out for himself, though long since de parted his existence. His spirit bas been a little overworked, for one who is supposed tt be enjoying the blessings of tho "happy hunting grounds," as he Is In great demand in the best "circles" and "seance'." He bas lone hem regarded as a sort of patron saint by spiritualists, and is en rapport with mediums far and wide. It is no uncommon thingfor bim to appear on important occasions in lull form and feather fur the edification of believers, and as he converses only in his native tongu e to tbe inexpressible confusion of scorners and scoffers. As these bodily appearances aremade in various parts ot the world, sometimes on tbe same evening, ho can't bo doing much bunting where ho Is. Tins is the first time, according to tbe record, that ho has "struck" anybody for monev. The honor done tbe Widow Huvler, therefore, is obviously great. And tbe Buffalo Historical Society will be ungrateful. Indeed, if it accepts tbis money and fails to record all this upon tbe monument erected by it, so that future generations may grasp at a glanco tbe interesting facts in tbe case. . They Make Their Own Bills. tiATjELL, well I" exclaimed a Western friend of mine the other day as we hurried into an elovated car. "New York is ahead of me! From what I've beard and read and per sonally know, I was under tbe impression that they'd steal the pennies off a dead nigger's eye" here. I expected they'd try and hold me up, bunko me, ur something- of that sort be fore I'd been in town half a day. During the first 24 hours I kept my eyes peeled for pick pockets and sharks and counted my money every time 1 went back to my hotel, just to see whether it was all there. Now I've been here a week, seen everything, been everywhere, met the best kind of fellows and had a good time and haven't met with a bad break yet. The other day I was down town and went into a crowded place to get a bite to eat. It was parked. Everybody was grabbing sandwiches, cakes and all sorts of truck and eating like mad. The prices were stuck on 'cm, but nobody paid attention to anybody else and nobodv was on the watch to collect. At first I didn't know what tf do, so I just did as I saw the rest do. When I squeezed my way out I found a boy grinding out tickets and calling "tenl" "twenty-fiver "fifty!" and banding the chips to peo ple. I asked him where I paid. He asked mo what I had. When 1 told him be sang out "thirty!" gave tho crank a turn and bandod me a bit of pasteboard like a bar check and point ed to a man behind the desk near the door. I followed the rest and paid 30 cents for my lunch. I bad eaten two ham sandwiches and a big piece of pio and had drank two classes of milk. Everybody grabbed and ate and drank and came out naming his own bill. They be lieve in each othor here. Why, if they did business that way in my town the restaurant would have to close up the first week. "I "stopped to buy a paper iu front of mj hotel on the corner. There were a lot of papers on tbe little stand with stones and things to hold tbem down. There were pennies and nickels all over the papers and nothing to hold tbem down. But there wasn't a soul there to watch or take your money, that I could see. I was in no hurry, so I waited a little to see tbe newsboy. 1 s'posed he'd gone 'round the cor ner, and as there were lots of people passing I tbouehl I'd keep an eye on that money. But nobody came. People just took whatever paper they wanted and leit a penny or 2 cents, crabbed a paper and went on. Some of them left nickels and dimes, and picked up the change with their paper and went right along like a bouse a fire. Then I went up and took a paper and left a penny, though I expected somebody would rush out and collar me. I found it's a regular thing and that it's a way they have here. Life seems to be too short to be watching people and banding over and tak ing money on tbe nail, and tbey let this sort of business run itself. It beats me! Tbey couldn't do that in my town. No, sir! It wouldn't work." w Prayer Book and Pocket Book. "THE average New York lady goes through life serenely, with a prayer book in one hand and a pocket book in the other. The pocket book is usually in her right hand; Brides at tho Statue. TP A newly-wedded couple on the regulation tour ever misses anytbing about New York it is certainly not the Bartholdi statue. Scarcely a boat leaves the barge office at tbe Battery but what carries from two to half a dozen couples who can be identified as recently made brides and bridegrooms. That "second day" dress would give a bride away anywhere, with out even the self-consciousness of the more or less awkward groom, whose chief business in life at this stage is to get as closely as possible to it without treading on it. But it would be just as Impossible to escape notice though the matter of dress were out of tbe question. Sev eral hundred emigrants, lreshly landed and waiting around the Darge office for heaven only knows what, strain their foreign eyes almost out of their sockets as the bridal couples pick their way through the crowd, arm in arm, on the way to tbe boat. The sailors at the stairs, lying by for their officers' return, give an extra bitch to their loose trousers and wink at each otber in a tantalizing manner. Bless you tbey know 'em just as well as if they bad been to the wedding and bad a piece of tbe bride's cake in their hammocks tbis minute. And tbe roustabouts at tbe narrow rail-guarded cang plank of the "Liberty Route" boat well tbey see the same melting scene daily and hourly, from January to January you couldn't expect them to fall oil the dock with astonish ment or admiration. They have become ex perts, as it were, and can tell to a day just how long each couple has been united in the matri monial bonds. There are little signs, too, which indicate whether tbe man bas married tbe woman or the woman has married the man which is the head of the family. For instance, if tbe bride step boldly ahead down the plank leaving hubby to follow as he niay.it means that she is eoing to run things. The same woman will have her own way in tbe little cabin. She selects the part of tho boat, paws over tbe souvenirs and lets hubby pay for tbem. She orders dinner at the little restaurant on tho Island, and knows just what is good and what is horrid. The contemptuous glances she bestows upou tbe soft little kittenish bride over in tbe corner, who looks as if she would f atn crawl under the lappels ot her stalwart husband's overcoat, are amusing as well as in structive. The latter is a familiar type of bride and somehow catches tbe admiration of the male sex In exactly the proportion in which she forfeits tbe respect of her own. She seeks tbe far corners where she can have hubby all to herself. When she talks to bim she seems to purr. Sho does this so closely In his ear that every now and tben he threatens to kiss her. And she laugh ingly dares him to do ir. thougb shrinking, half in fear that be may. Yet he never gets far enough away at any moment that she can't rest her hand on him, and she bas that hand on hitn-somewhere, somehow, caressingly all the time. . . , There are other couples who come aboard apparently weary even of each other's com pany. Yet they have been traveling, and sight seeing, theater going, etc.. day and niebt. They don't even look out of the cabin windows at the panorama of sblpning in New York Bay. They simply sit around and gravely watch the rest and occasionally converse in a bored way. The bride yawns and hubby gets up and goes forward with a cigar and looks away down tbe Narrows and thinks. As soon as he has gone she cets up and sits down again and sighs. He is probably thinking of his business and she of her home. Then there is the jolly ra!ddle-aced couple who knows a thing or two. Widow and widower, you conld almoBt swear. And she is so tickled at being married again she could dance a hornpipe right here before tbe whole crowd. The happily married are not by aiiy means the least interesting of tbe bridal tide that ebbs and flows between the Battery and Bartholdi Statue of Liberty. You can see all of tbis any day almost any trip. The most common and constant pilgrims at Liberty's shrine are those who have just surrendered their own liberty. CHARLES T. MuERAT. New York, November 2J. THE G2EAT REDWOOD TEEE. Curious Particulars as to This Remarkable World's Fair Exhibit. From the Illustrated News of the World.l Van Doorman's great redwood tree for ex hibition at tbe World's Fair has arrived at San Francisco from Portcrville. Three cars were required to haul tbe exhibit to the city, as it weighs 70,000 pounds. It will bo exhibited at the Mechanics' Fair prior to being shipped to Chicago. The section of the tree was taken from Mam moth Forest, in Tulare county, California. It was cut from a forest giant 312 feet in height growing at an enormous altitude, and was severed from tbe trunk 23 feet above tho stump, at which point the tree measured 60 feet in cir cumference. The tree was larger at the stump, but a section from the base could not be cut for the purpose of transportation, for the sim ple reason that a solid cut was taken of 20 feet diametrically, and 9 feet in height, and that was the maximum of the railway freight limit on flat cars. Tbe entire piece of wood consists of 16 sec tions, as follows: The lower section is 1 foot in height by 20 feet in diameter, all in one solid cut. weighing 19.723 pounds. This will be ar ranged as a floor, placed on nine elegantly carved and enormous pedestals made of tbe wood of the same tree- Tbe next cut is 7 feet in height by 20 feet in diamctor. which is hol lowed out and will be placed on the floor cut. The last and final cut is one foot high, and similar in every resnect to the floor cut. The whole of this remarkable curiosity will form a sort of a hall, and will accommodate 100 people, and will be entered by a swinging door made out of one of the portions of the second section. Two hundred and fifty Incandescent lights will illuminate the section inside and out, and a number of wood carvers bave been engaged to manufactnre souvenirs for distribution among the visitors. WHXAED AND DEPEW EACE. One and Then the Other of These Promi nent Men Lead in a Sprint. E. S. Willard is rather a unique figure among tho men wbo are talked about in New York. He is nearly 6 feet high, with a clean cut profile, plenty of color, aud hair that Is turning gray. He is an indefatigable walker, and on'pleasant weather be regulaily reels oil 10 or 12 miles a day. A few days since, says Blakely Hall in tho Brooklyn Eagle, he was walking up Fifth ave nue at a smart pace when a stoutly built man came around the corner of Thirty-ninth street and fell in behind him. The stouter of the two men was Cbauncey M. Depew, who is, by tbe way, quite a3 enthusiastic on tbe question of physical exercise as Mr. Willard. After they had held their relative positions for a block Mr. Depew put on a spurt and passed Willard with ease. For another block or two tbey were only separated by a yarrLand tben Mr. Willard, yielding to some subtle promptings to lead, tri umphantly passed tbe greatest of America's aftei dinner speakers. Before tbey reached the Windsor, however, though a trifle flushed, Mr. Depew forged ahead again and disappeared into the hotel. The men were evidently not known to one an other and their race was an unconscious one. They were strongly immersed in their own thoughts and walking bard and fast. Tbe driver of a lumbering old stage kept along be side tbe two distinguished walkers tbe whole distance, and tbe passengers were considerably amused at the sight of tbe two very well dressed and dignified looking men plowing up Fifth avenue as though their lives depended on winning a race. THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. Evidence That English is to he the Tongue of Earth's Millions. The widest spoken tongue, says Spare Moments, is unquestionably English. More than a third of the whole human race is under tbe direct influence of the English-speaking people, whose language is native and dominant throughout an area of more than 10,000,000 square miles more than a fifth of tbe whole habitable globe. In the iTnlted Kingdom, in the United States, in British America, in Jamaica, and' numerous other West India islands, in South Africa nearly up to the Zam besi, in Australia, in Tasmania, in New Zea land, in the isles of tho Pacific, English bas be come the mother tongue of the millions. It is, moreover, the official tongue of India, where the knowledge of it is dally spreading among the 260.000,000. It is tho language of the inter national commerce ot China and Japan, and the language, also, of the high seas, being spoken in every maritime port on eartb. It has tbe greatest literature, and more than half of the entire world's newspaner press is printed in it. Yet in Shakespeare's time English was confined to three Kingdoms, and spoken only by 5,000,000 folk. A CHILD LOST AND FOUND. A Fonr-Year-Old Child in the Woods of Oregon a Night and a Day. From the Portland Oregoman.J A little child about 4 years old, daughter of Joseph Spencer, of La Grande, was lost in the mountains Saturday evening and remained out in the woods all night and until late Sun day evening. The parents were visiting friends wbo live out in tbe mountains south of La Grande, and some of tbe men went out to look at tbe timber and the child followed un known to tbem, while tbe mother presumed it had been taken along. When Its absence was discovered, search was made and contmned all night, and the next dav an army of eager hunters searched the hills without avail until late in the evening, when the little one was discovered standing quietly under a tree. It at once asked for some thing to eat, and seemed not the least fright ened. THE GBAND STAND DISASTER. NEWYdRK Press: Tbe Brooklyn disaster should result in the punishment of all those who were guilty of putting up the faulty -stand or of allowing it to be put up. But it is an un solved conundrum whether or not any such re sult will be attained. New York Times: We trust that some of the persons injured will see if there is not in the law some means of punisbing what was certainly a most reckless and outrageous piece of bnslness. That is the only way in which security can be got for like occasions. Philadelphia Press: The expressed pur pose to investigate the giving way of one of the stands at the football game in Eastern Park, in Brooklyn, Thanksgiving Day, when abont 50 people were injured, should be carried out to the letter, and the blame placed where it be longs. NEW York Herald: Meanwhile what con cerns tbe public is how far tbe officials of tbe Brooklyn Department of Buildings are respon sible for tbe accident. It is to tbe vigilance and competency of such officials tbat amuse ment seekers must trust for personal safety in cases of tbis kind. New York Star: An awakened public sen timent will demand that decisive steps be taken to secure the immunity of the public from the possibility of another such accident that might easily be more disastrous than this one was. There must be conditions precedent of permits for such' structures that will insure then absolute security. Philadelphia Inquirer: They ought to bo invariably subjected, as they are in some of the large cities, to rigid and regular inspec tion, not only by tbe owners but by some disin terested person acting by legal authority. Es pecially should every stand be tboroughly over hauled and made safe before tbe opening of the season of outdoor amusements. New York Journal: The inquiry since the accident bas brought out the singular fact tbat inspectors are never sent to the park to test stands unless tbe contractors send notice tbat such stands have been put up. This ought to be remedied at once. It leaves the lives of hundreds at the mercy ot any careless or Incon siderate person who may wish to rent stands at games. THE TOPICAL TALKER. The Cipher Counted. AT the organ recital in Carnegie Hall yester day just as Leonard Wales was striking the final chord in tbe overture to Suppe's "Poet and Peasant" tbe last pedal note stuck. The result was that though Mr. Wales ceased play ing the B flat pipe, tbe connection with which had stuck, went ou bellowing with the enthusiasm of a young bull of Ba sban, to the organist's embarrassment and tbe amjzement of the audience. Tbe very excellence of the organ's hydraulic blower contributed to the disturbance, which could have been stopped at once had tbe usual small boy been at the bellows. Tbe organ con tinued to cipher, as tbe musicians call tbis au tomatic sounding, and Mr. Wales began to figure also bow to stop the racket. He conld play nothing of course till tbe B flat pipe should be squelched. Tho advantage of knowing something of the mecbauical part of tbe organ tben became ap parent. Mr. Wales took a lighted caudle and a long screw driver and plunged into the organ's interior. He poked around tbe B flat's larynx for a minute or two and still tbe deep resonant note sounded. Then ho made another dive and succeeded in loosening the square block of the pipe which bad caused all the trouble, and the roar died away in a remorseful wheeze. A Tiny Critic Confounded. T ittle Margery, of the mature ago of five, has been keeping tbe closest watch upon a baby boy visitor all the week. The first night at dinner, after her grandmother had asked a blessing, Margery said sternly, pointing to the baby: "Ho didn't bow down bis head!" "How did you see that?" was au elder sister's discouraging question. Margery's critical spirit was crushed. Too Much Experience. "TTie breakfasts had been bad for a week, the dinners worse, and in fact nothing fit to eat had come to table since the new girl's arri val in tbe kitchen. Tbe lady of the bouse was deputed as a committee of one to inquire into tbe administration of tho culinary department, aud after the steak had shown up at breakfast as dry as a chunk of wood with a sprinkling of cinders over it, she started on her perilous un dertaking. "Julia," she said timidly to the regal being towering above the range; "Julia, you've been here a week and we can't eat anything you cook. You say you've bad plenty of experi ence as a cook, wonld you mind telling me where?" "Sure an' I will, ma'am. I used to cook for an Eyetalian boarding house!" A Honeymoon Alone. W1 edding tours are expensive affairs. It sounds like treason, but the honeymoon usually costs a good deal more than it is worth. A young Pittsburger who fell into matrimony the other day bit upon a novel plan to reduce tho expenses of the wedding trip. His bride-to-be and he before tbe wedding day came around talked as most youog lovers do of all the places tbey would visit during the honey moon. They drew up a new itinerary every evemngand altered it the next night as others in the same delightful state of imbecility have done. But as the fateful day drew near the young man fell to counting his pile, and estimating bow much it would cost to go to Niagara Falls, and to New York City, and the rest of tbe places that had figured in love's youn: dream. Then he footed up the cost of furnishing a little home, and no matter how he tried to keep tbe figures down, paring off a dollar or two from a table here, and a carpet there, and economizing on plates and other prosaic things which lovers very seldom think of at all till the collector rings the bell and will not go away without tbat little amount no matter bow he clipped and lopped and pinched, tbe total expenditure for honeymoon and tbe home at tbe end of it covered all tbe assets, and lapped over into the bargain. This wonld never do, he thought aud tben be went on thinking. The boldest fact of all that stared him in the face was tbe cruel indifference of the railroad companies and hotel proprietors to tbe needs of tbe newly married. Though a minister or a magistrate declare two people to be one, tbe railroads and the hotels insist upon charging for two. Contemplation of this cruel condition led tbe bridegroom-to-be to a solution of tbe problem. When next be visited his beloved he spread tbe minutes of his self-communion before her and boldly suggested that she should take tbe tour they bad planned alone, while he re mained behind to prepare the home. She de murred at first warmly. But he persisted that she needed tbe chango of air and scene she was a hardworking girl that ho did not. She bad set her heart upon the trip and she should have it. At last she gave in. Tbey were mar ried and sho went to Niagara and the other plocs alone. Tbey belonged to a 3phere where Mrs.Gr undy is not a power, and very few ot their friends to this day know tbe unique character ot their honeymoon. It actually occurred as has been told in Pittsburg, too, and not a great while ago, cither. Only a Hand's Breadth. A map showing Mercator's project of the world a chart that has puzzled thousands ot little brains wrestling with the idea of the world's rotundity bung upon tbe wall, and the school teacher was showing the babes before her where the different parts of the earth lay. "Here you see," she said, touching the pale yellow continent with her finger, "is Africa, the dark continent, where the cannibals are; and here's Europe all this and here's Germany'' "Oh! I know Germany." broke in flaxen- haired Lucy, "that's where our Katie comes from. My! ain't she near being a canniDalf" Might Have Been a Drygoods Store, uf AH I see well from there." said tho nice old lady with the silk mils, as she laid a finger on the box sheet and looked over her spectacles at tbe ticket seller. "Yes, ma'am those are very good seats both for seeing and hearing," said tbe young man. "They're not as good as these over here?" queried tbe old lady taking a leap with one finger still to the other side of the house. "Those are good seats, too, ma'am." "Don't you think they're too far backf "No, ma'am." "Then thej'ro too close where are those seats you showed me just now?-' "Hero they are ma'am." said the young maD, taking ont tbe coupons from the rack and be ginning to put tbem into an envelope. "No, I don't want them I think I like these on this side only there's a pillar Just there, isn't there?" "No, ma'am, there's no pillar in that section will you take those two?" "No, I think not my daughter '11 be 'round this afternoon and look at the plan, I don't know what sbe wants," and the old lady ambled amiably away, totally unconscious that she had kept twenty men and women waiting for ten minutes while she practiced "shopping" on the ticket seller. Hepburn Johns. WITH INDIAN HAEVESTEBS. A Picturesque Account of Primitive Hus bandry in California. Harvestinc, with rude implements, was a scene, writes General Bidwell in the December Century. Imagine 300 or 4C0 wild Indians in a grain field armed, some vith sickles, some with butcher knives, some with pieces of hoop iron roughly fashioned into shape like sickles, but many having only their hands with which to gather by small handf uls the dry and brir.e grain; and as tbelr bands would soon beeome sore, they resorted to dry willow sticks, which were split to afford a sharper edge with which to sever tbe straw. But the wildest part was the threshing. Tbe harvest of weeks, sometimes ot a month, was piled up in tho straw in the form of a huge mound in the middle of a high, strong, round corral; tben 300 or 400 wild horses were turned in to thresh it, the Indians whooping to make them run faster. Suddenly ther would dash in before the band at full speed, when the motion became reversed, with the effect of plowing up the trampled straw to the very bottom. In an hour the grain wonld be thoroughly threshed and the dry straw broken almost into chaff. In this manner I have seen 2,000 bushels of wheat threshed in a single hour. ... Next came the winnowing which would often take anotber month. It could only be done when tbe wind was blowine. by throwing btzh into the air shovelfuls of grain, strawand chaff, tbe lighter materials being wafted to one side, while the craln. comparatively clean, would descend and form a heap by itself. In this manner all the grain In California was cleaned. At that g nosnch thine as a fa&sisz mill had leaver been brought to this coast. CURI0DS CONDENSATIONS. There are seven American girls among the students at Newnbam. Cambridge, En gland. Millet's Angelas, which in sizi meas ures 20x21$ inenes, sold at the rate of 263 St per square inch. At present England imports a million lobsters annually from Norway, representing a money value of 30,000. In 1364 the royal library ot France did not exceed 20 volumes. Shortly after Charles V. it increased to 900. The first stone of St. Paul's Cathedral was laid at the northeast corner of the choir 215 years ago on June 20. Melancthon-possessed in his library only four- authors Plato, Pliny. Plutarch and Ptolemy, the geographer. The ostrich, the largest of birds, has been not inaptly described as a feathered camel, or tbe giraffe among birds. Africa presents a unique field for the geographical distribution of mammals. Out of its total of 523 species 472 are peculiar to that country. The new hotel which Mr. William W. Astor is building on tbe northeast corner ot Fifty-ninth street and Fifth avenue will be 17 stories high. A woman founded daily journalism. Tbe first daily newspaper was the Daily Coup, ant, established in London in 1702 by Elizabeth Mallet, and edited by her. At the beginning of the fourteenth cen tury tbe library of Louis IX. contained only four classical authors, and that of Oxford in 1300 consisted of a few tracts kept in chests." The native troops in the Italian service are not niggard over a little powder and shot. In their last fight against Rivia, tbe son ot Kauhbal. tbey fired 53.70U shots and killed two menl The value of manuscripts in the middle ages suggested costly bindings for books that consumed the labor of lives to copy, and deco rate with ornamental letters or illustrative paintings. One of the most important discoveries made in tbe West for a long time is tbat of tbe onyx deposit near Prescott, Ari. It covers an area of fully 80 acres and the strata range in depth from a to 33 feet. After the siege of Athens, Sylla dis covered an entire library in the temple of Apollo, which having carried to Borne, he ap- Sears to nave oeen tne iounuer ot me nrss Ionian public library, The first public library in Italy was founded by Nicholas Niccoll, tbe son ot a merchant, who relinquished the beaten roads of gain, and devoted his soul to study and his fortune to assist student;. Japan's literary welfare is looked after by 475 newspapers, magazines, etc. Tokio alona boasts of 16 daily newspapers. It Is imperative tbat each officer of the Government should subscribe to the Government organ JCwampo, Richard de Bury, Bishop of Durham, and Chancellor of England so early as 1311, perhaps raised the first private library in tbat country. Among his purchases were 30 or 40 volumes of the Abbot ot St. Albans for 50 pounds' weight of sliver. The height of the New York TTorW building, from curb to highest point of roof, is 194 feet, and to the top of tbe tower is 309 feet. The top of tbe tower of Chicago's audi torium is 270 teet. The Madison Square Gar den tower, now building, will be 300 leet. Probably the oldest house in the United States is a decaying stone dwelling tbat stands in Guilford, Conn. It was built in 1610 and is still occupied. In Colonial times it did duty occasionally as a fort and was a place of refuga for settlers when King Philip was on the war path. The Egyptian papyrus is au aquatic plant, having a stem from 3 to 6 feet high. Its soft, smooth flower stem afforded the most an cient material from which paper was prepared. Its flowering stems and leaves are twisted into ropes, and tbe roots, which are sweet, are used as food. One of the Ptolemies refused supplying the famished Athenians with wheat until they presented him with the original manuscripts of jEschylns, Sophocles and Euripides; and in re turning copies of these autograohs. be allowed them to retain the 15 talents which he had pledged with them as a princely security. Of gallinaceous fowls, adapted to the poultry yard, Africa possesses but a single genus, the guinea-hens, which, however, are found in no other part ot tbe world. These birds, ot which tbert are three or fonr distinct species, go in large flocks of 400 or 500. and ara most frequently found among underwood in the vicinity of ponds and rivers. Endless species of heaths are found la Africa In great beauty, including, in tbe South ern part, extensive miniature noods ot heaths, where some varieties reach a height of 12 to 15 feet, and are covered throughout the greater part ot tbe year with Innumerable flowers of beautiful colors, the red being prevalent. Over 500 species have been discovered. The clothes of Oliver Cromwell when a baby are still to be seen at tho famous house of Chequers, in Birminghamshire. They are carefully cherished by the present owners. The costly satin robe in which ha was christ ened bas since been used for many ot bis descendants, as well as for the babies of the family tbat now owns Chequers. Six tiny caps, scalloped round tbe edges and bound with ribbon that is now yellow with age, form part ol tbe collection. A medical statistician who has lately visited tbe United States discovered that Americans ruin their teeth by indulging too much in ices and iced drinks, and found alo that the dentists use a large quantity of gold in refurnishing the decayed molars. Ha reckons that there is provided annually for tbi pur pose in the United States no less than 100,000 worth of gold, and tbis leads him to tha further calculation that in three centuries tha cemeteries of tbis country will contain a quan tity of tbe yellow metal equal in value to 35, 000,000. ATTIC SALT. He (at llijjr. M. I declare, the lamp is golnerout! She Yes. The lamp seems to bave some Idea of time. -Harper' Eaiar. "I came here," said the youth to the Bos ton girl, "for a little rest and peace ofmind." "Ab!" said she. "You aDpear to have the piece or mind: when do you expect to get the rest?" Sea lorkSun. "Aint they rather strange names for dogs." Not at alt. I've named tbem from their literary susgestlveness. I call one Edwin Drood, because bis tall is cut off'short, and the otber Howells. ' 'FMladtlph la Timet, Sanso I see by the papers that a great many poor Italians mak e their fortunes in Amer ica. I wonder how they manage it? Kodd It Is quite simple. Thev come here and work as laborers until they save $400 or 500, then tbey so back to Italy and buy a title, and return to Amerlc and marry an heiress. Harper Bazar, Beggar (to gentleman) "Can't you give a poor man a penny?" Gentleman "Have I't any change now. Will be back this way soon." Beggar "Ah, sir. it's giving credit to men like you that keeps me poor." Spare Moments. Boy of the Neighborhood Wot'a jet name? New Boy J lm Hodge. Wot's yonrn? TomKadger. Got any big brothers?" "No." 'rather and mother b'long to church?" Ics; but I don't. I know wot yer a-drivta' at. If ye want to fight I kin do ye up In two minutes." (Adapting himself to changed condition of things) "Let's you an me go an lick Bob Bam ham." Chicago Tribune. Impossible to Buy It Mrs. Porkuplna (of tho 'West)-Now, there is a charming imported vase. I must buy it at any price. Dealer It's a very fine piece; but it is of domes tie manufacture and exceedingly cheap only f 10. Mrs. Porkuplne Do you mean it? Dealer Certainly, madam. Mrs. Porkuplne What a shamel And so lovely I American stationer. Lamb's Gilt to tbo Burglar Lamb was awakened early one Christmas morning by a noise in his kitchen, and on going down to that apart ment, found a burglar doing nls spoons up la a bundle. "Why d-do you s-s-st-t-teal" be asked. Because I am starving," returned the house breaker, sullenly. "Are y-you re-re-really ver-very h-h-nnng hung-gug-gery-hnngry?" asked Lamb. "Very." replied the burglar, turning awsy. U'up-pup-poor fuX-fur-fellow!" said the es sajist. "H-here's a 1-I-Ieg of L-L-Lamb for y-you." Aud so laying, with a dexterous movement of his right leg he ejected the marauder into the street, and locking the door securely, went back to bed. The burglar confessed afterward that he, didn't see the Joke ftr six weeks. Carlyts Emit fit Harper's Hagasins, h 9