Trmyrmm mm '"-& THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 29; 1890.- HERE IT IS AGAIN. ANOTHER MAGNIFICENT NEWSPAPER, TO-MORROW'S DISPATCH, CONTAINING 24 8.C0LUMN PAGES. 8-COLUMN PAGES. 24 WILL PLEASE EVERYBODY. IT WILL BE HIGH CLASS. 192 SPLENDID SERIALS, I 192 COLUMNS SPECIAL FEATURES. 'COLUMNS A PAPER FOR THE HOME CIRCLE. ALL THE NEWS OF THE WORLD. SPECIAL CABLE LETTERS. EXCLUSIVE NEWS SERVICE. HOSTS OF CONTRIBUTORS. OVER 60,000 READERS. IT GOES EVERYWHERE. READ KIPLING'S STORY. THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT APPEARS TO-MORROW MORNING. THE DISPATCH IS SERVED BY CARRIER, BY NEWS AGENTS AND BY MAIL. LARGEST NEWSPAPER IN THE STATE. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 1848. Vol.45, o.tS5. Entered at I'lltsbarg Fostoflice, November 11. 1SST, as second-class matter. Business OfficeCorner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street EASTERN ADVEKTISING orFICE. ROOM II, TEIBOM: liUH.DIt:, NEW YORK, where complete files of TUE DISPATCH can always be fonnd. Foreign advertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers and Mends of THE DISPATCH, while In ew lorfc, are also made ndcocc. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale at J3renlino's, S Union Square. JVeto York, and 17 jltc.de r Opera, Pans, France, where anyone uho has been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. TOSTAGE TREE IX THE UNITED STATES. DAILT Dispatch One Year t 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One .Month TO Daily Dispatch, Including bundiy, lyear. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, includlucSunday,3m'ths 20 Daily Dispatch, including fcnndav, lm'th 90 fcOTJAY Dispatch. One ear 2 50 "Weekly Dispatch One Yea-. 1 25 The Daily DiSPATcn Is delivered by carriers at Ilcent6 per week, or Including bunday edition, at M cents per week. PITTSBURG.'.SATUKDAY, J.OV. 29, 189a THE INDIAN AGITATION'. The last reports from the Indian agencies are to the effect that the danger of hostili ties, which had been previously exaggerated, is nearly over. The excited Indians have been restored to their senses by the approach of winter, the majority of them have come in to get their rations, and their pacification until spring is now almost assured. By that time it trill be nothing but singular incompetence if lull precautions to prevent an uprising are not taken. The crisis being past there are intimations of investigation into the trouble which hint at the implication ol Government agents. Exactly how the officers cf the Government could be connected with this general agita tion is not plain; but it is a singular fact that the old agents who were displaced to make room for the appointees of the present administration have been able to exert a re markable influence in the pacification of the Indians. If there is any suspicion of dis honesty or injudicious treatment on the part of s y officials who have charge of agencies the investigation should be thorough and the facts unsparingly made public. There certainly could be no more telling commentary on the spoils system of politics than the displacement of the men who have kept the Indians quiet and contented, while under their successors the army has to be called out and the old agents appealed to, in order to avert the danger of a savage out break. WANAMAKKK'S REPORT. The annual report of Postmaster General "Wanamaker, which The DisrATCli pub lishes to-day, shows that the Postal Depart ment is in a satisfactory condition. The growth of the mail service during the past year has been remarkable, as the increase of five million dollars in gross revenues and the addition of over five thousand new post offices sufficiently attest. Mr. Wanamaker is justified in taking pride in the practical evidence of economy in the administration of the Department which he is able to produce, and it is pleasant to learn that his ardor is unsub dued in the perfection of improvements in the handling of mails. The opposition of the anti-lottery bill appears to have had good results already, and the public will echo heartily the Postmaster General's joy on this score. The report contains recom mendations and plans for the further im provement of postal facilities, both domestic and international, which with Mr. "Wana maker's renowed advocacy of a government telegraph deserve careful consideration. OCR ANTIQUATED. CAPITOL. The Secretary of the Commonwealth, in his report to Governor Heaver, prior to lay ing down the office for a Congressional career, calls attention to the disgracefully inadequate Capitol building at Harrisburg. As the Philadelphia Times says: "It is a striking comment on the peannt politics that have so long disgraced Pennsylvania, that the books and documents of the State Department can find no other resting place than a loft that must be reached with a lad der when the documents are wanted and in which tiny are entirely without protection from fire." It is true that Pennsylvania, the second State of the Union in wealth and popula tion, has a Capitol building which would be inadequate and discreditable for a fourth or fifth-class State. It was erected when the wealth and population of Pennsylvania were about equal to those of "Wisconsin or Minnesota at the present time; and it is one of the singular features of our politics that the opportunities for political spoils afforded by the construction of a new and costly Capitol have never been utilized by our politicians. This suggests that it may be better to get along with the shabby and inadequate old building than reproduce the scandals that have attended the building of State capitols in other States. The example of N6W York is, to people who have a desire for honesty in public administration, a decided deterrent from advocating the construction of such a State building as would be in accordance with Pennsylvania's magnitude and needs. If our legislators and State officials can rise to the height of devising a plan by which a new capitol of architectural merits and adequate accommodations can be built on as business-like a basis, and with as entire freedom from jobbery, as the Allegheny county Court House, the public would will ingly indorse the policy of building such a structure tor the benefit of the State. Penn sylvania can well afford the cost of at tractive and honestly constructed State Hire Btgpaftfj. buildings; but it cannot afford to have buildings of even half the cost put up with embellishments of jobbery and dishonesty. THE TIG IRON INDUSTRY. The declaration of the turnace proprietors of the Mahoning and Shenango Valleys, that they must shut down their establish ments at the beginning of next year unless they can obtain material concessions in freight charges and the price of coke, in troduces an interesting and important question. For the past year or more the activity of the iron trade has been such that the interests which furnished the furnaces with transportation have'eujoyed good rates. "While prices were by no means inflated.they permitted the makers of pig iron to pay fair prices for their fuel and remunerative rates for the transportation of their raw material and product The result has been a season of prosperity and activity for the railroad, pig iron and coke interests in common. It has been obvions, however, that the margin above cost of production in the pig iron industry was not so great that any material reduction of prices could be borne without a corresponding reduction in the cost of production. The pig iron producers ciaim that the time has arrived when these factors of cost must be calculated on a closer scale. It is evident that such a claim is not one to be lightly made or contemptu ously refused a hearing. If it is properly founded in the course of the market it will compel the attention of the interests which rely on the pig iron producers. The rail roads and coke companies have shared the prosperity of the pig iron interests, and it is no more than fair that, if for the steady pro duction of the industry a contraction of the elements of costs is necessary, they should share that also. Not only is this fair, but there is a compulsion in the fact that, if the blast furnaces are not enabled to run, the railroads and coke manufacturers will lose more, in the obliteration of a part of their market, than they would by moderate con cessions in their charges. But there is ground for suspecting that that announcement is aimed more especially at an object not specified than at those that are. The railroads getting a remunerative business from the pig iron interests can doubtless pay expenses, fixed charges and dividends, much more easily out of reduced rates than they can by keeping up the rates and losing traffic The same can be said of the coke interests. But a factor in the cost of pig iron manufacture, as important as railroad freights and coke put together, is the price of ore. It is also the fact that the increase in the price of the ore necessary to make a ton of pig iron, on account of the improvement a year or more ago,was greater than that in railroad ireights and ore. Under those circumstances it is possible to think that, although the blast furnace man agers do not say so, their movement will be be more urgently levelled in the direction of a reduction in the price of ore than on the price ot coke or the railroad freight rates. This opinion is strengthened by the talk of an agreement to shut down on the 1st of January. If the pig iron business were absolutely at a losing level, no agreement to shut down would be necessary. The furnace that shnt down first would lose the least.and get in the best shape lor resumption when the market revived. On the other hand, if there is any profit on production such an agreement would be valueless, simply be cause it would not be kept. But the agree ment might be well suited for negotiations with the ore companies, which are generally made at about the first of the year, and the presentation of a united front by the large buyers of ore might be of decided influence on the price in the contracts of 1891. Naturally if the furnacemen can get moderate concessions on the cost of ore, freights and coke, they will very much im prove their position for the coming year. No one can blame them for earnest efforts to secure that position; bnt we do not appre hend that either their efforts or the necessi ties of the case, will require the general suspension of production that is talked of. SOLVENT BUT SQUEEZED. The failure of the Philadelphia banking firm, B. K. Jamison & Co., which occurred yesterday, is a regretable result of the pres ent financial stringency. The revelations as to the causes of the failure are not at all alarming; they show nothing more than the inability of a conservative firm to realize their assets in the face of an emergency which could not have been foreseen. The firm has enjoyed a high reputation, and at one time were the fiscal agents of this city. It would ap pear that circumstances favor Jameson & Co.'s resumption, and the failure in point of fact ought rather to prove a temporary re sumption. "With the improving condition of the money market there is no reason to fear any extension of the financial disturb ance in this State. GOOD ANTI-TRUST DOCTRINE. The decision by Judge Gordon, of the Philadelphia Common Pleas, on an appli cation for a charter of an alleged retail coal company adds another to the long list of judicial declarations against combinations in restraint of transit, under circumstances which bring into strong relief the contempt with which the strongest and wealthiest combinations are treating the unanimous declarations of the bench as to their illegal ity. The application in this case was for a charter for a retail coal company, in which the retail coal dealers were to be combined, and the statement of its purpose was "to pro mote the business of such retail coal dealers as may become members thereof, and to pro tect them from unwarranted increase in sales and prices." The remarkable object of protecting the retail coal dealers against the calamity of an increase of sales, rightly attracted the judicial attention; and in his opinion, Judge Gordon made the following pointed characterization oi the prevalent combination policy: As a matter of fact, beneath all its bungling disguises and naif-disclosed purposes, it is ob vious that the intention of this proposed cor poration Is to commit acts that are not only injurious to the community and against public policy, bat also indictable as a criminal con spiracy. "Whether It be termed a 'trust,' a "pool,' a 'combination' or a 'trade organization,' it is still an unlawful combination in general re straint of trade, and for the purpose of regu lating the price and controlling the snpplyof what, in effect, is a necessary of life. All com binations of this character intended to inter fere with trade In Its natural and ordinary movement, as governed by supply and demand, are unlaw! nL Such criminal compacts are not Infrequently heard of in our modern lite, are more often suspected to exist, and are some times disclosed In the courts, but this is the first time we hare known judicial sanction with corporate powers and privileges to be asked for them. This is sound and commendable doctrine, but it is one of the ironiesof the fates, which appear to preside over this whole subject of monopolistic combinations, that this pointed and forcible judicial denunciation of them is directed against a combination of inch small proportions as to almost deserve im munity. On the principle of de mininivt nor curat lex, the greater and more far reaching combinations rise serenely above the principles of law and justice. It is a notorious fact that the whole anthracite coal trade is under the control of a combination which limits production and orders the en tire industry of a district to stand idle, and is not disturbed by law simply because it does not take the trouble to ask the author ity of the law for anything it does. On the other hand, this proposed combination is one of the smallest retailers in the business, and could hardly have controlled the mar- ket in any way. Indeed, the attorney for the applicants says that the purpose of the charter was to run a coal yard at which the applicants, who are peddlers of coal, could get their stock in trade at cost. In that case, the applicants are to be commiserated on their bad luck in not employing an at torney with sense enough to state clearly the legitimate purpose of an "organization instead of shrouding it under mysterious and incongrous professions of illegitimate purposes. Judge Garven's decision was, of course, based on the principle of the thing, but it is a pity that he cannot have a chance to ap ply that principle to some of the gigantio combinations instead of one of the smallest. THE JAIL DELIVERY. The "Western Penitentiary lost two of its inmates last night that the community can ill afford to gain. The murderer and the burglar, it is to be hoped, will soon be re turned to their cells, and it is hardly pos sible that they can remain at large long, for the alarm followed close upon the heels of their escape. The possibility ot a human tiger getting loose in this fashion is one of the best arguments for capital punishment. If the hangman had attended to McGraw his career of uselessness would not have been indefinitely prolonged, as now it may be. A GOOD SIGN. The latest accounts from Oklahoma indi cate that the ameliorating influences of civil ization are doing their work there. The telegraphic account of a controversy be tween two members of the Legislature states that they went outside of the House and "clinched," but refrained from coming to blows. This is encouraging. In the early day of Oklahoma, a difference of opinion would result in the disputants getting out their field artillery without leaving the floor of the House. But in less than two years they have reached the stage of good order where they do not even come to blows. This rapid progress warrants the hope that in a short time the Oklahoma Legislature will be more orderly than the National House of representatives. It can never be as dignified or as dull as the Senate. "We find in the Philadelphia Press the following as an example of the desperate con dition of the English under the system of taxa tion in this country: "In free trade England, where the blessings of direct taxation prevail, a man cannot keep a dog-cart, light vehicle or carriage without a license." It is neither sur prising to find this presented as an example of the oppressive taxation in England, inasmuch as protectionist Fittsbnrg has exactly the same sort of vehiclo license tax. It may be an antiquated form of taxation, bnt the people of Pittsburg bad not found ont that they were ground down in the? dust by it before the Press told them. It is reported that Speaker Reed is appre hensive that he may not have a working quorum for business when the House meets, next Mon day. The Speaker seems to have become con vinced from recent events that the policy of connting a quorum anyhow is liable to ran through itself. Afteb the goose bone and oyster-shells, and various other inanimate weather prophets have got in their full work for a hard winter, it is calculated to restore the cornstalk to popularity to learn that It predicts that the back-bone of the coming winter will be broken before it begins to have an existence. With gas at 15 cents a thousand and still going up, the cornstalk will merit public gratitude if it can bring about a verification of its prophecy. The appearance of "White Caps in New England indicates the need of that as well as other sections of the country for a vigorous administration of justice which will set tho ruffians who undertake to regulate their neigh, borsbyraob law at useful work in the peni tentiary. The statement that while the Louisiana lottery's circulars aro stopped in the United States mails, those of foreign lotteries are car ried by international postal agreement. If we suppress our domestic gambling shops, we need not feel any es'pecial responsibility for tho foreign variety. But international postal agreements which permit foreigners to violate our laws, should be subject to amendment,) AKD now "West Chester, Pa., discovers that her census is nearly CO percent short of a full enumeration. If Pittsburg would take the same course that West Chester did, namely, a straightforward recount by the local authori ties, she might make a similar discovery. "When it was learned that the Charley Ross discovered by the New York Police De partment and tho World did not wish tho dis covery to be made public, becanse ho expected to go to Chicago when the World's Fair is opened and do a big business on the strength of the announcement at that time, it was plain that this was not a good enough Charley Ross to last until after the election. "Wintet weather like that of yesterday is a vast improvement on the fall weather which preceded it If the winter koeps on the way it has begun we may have some compen sation for the wee season of 1899. A confeeence which took place'the other day between Governor Hill and Colonel Dan Lamont is thought by the New York papers to be pregnant with political results. Possibly, however, it may be more pregnant with results to the New York corporations which Colonel Lamont has been Industriously exploiting since he retired from pnbllc posi tion. The death oi the King of Holland affords a new example of the princely lines which be gan gloriously and ended by a complete peter, lng oat of mental and moral qualities. The spaniel "Yip," one of whose bones has been utilized in a New York hospital for grafting upon the leg of a boy has been re christened "Charity." The sentiment ot the new name is appropriate; bat it the spaniel's opinion could be consulted the chances are that it would be decidedly to the effect that charity begins at home. If the gas shortage continues much longer It may provoke an inquiry whether companies have adopted the favorite corporate method of limiting the production of gas. Notv that Mr. Jay Gould has shown his financial ability to buy up various railroads, it would seem a good time for the Govern mentto request him to pay that little bill which the Union Pacific owes the Government. By so doing he would add nndoubted value to bis recently acquired property. Africa's Distribution. From the New Yorx Times. 1 Bo much ot the contention over Africa Is made by England, Germany, Portugal and Italy that comparatively few people may know that France has a larger part of the Dark Con tinent under ber control than any of these countries and than any other power. The fig ures given by a geographical authority are, in round numbers, 3,300,009 square miles for France, against 1,908,000 for 'Great Britain, 1,035,000 for Germany, and.775,000 for Portugal. SNAP SHOrSJN SEASON. The sins of women occupy more pages in history than their sorrows. Did you In your young days live where the winter came earlier than it does here? If so the first snowflako made your eyes dance and your heart jump, didn't it? When you awoke early in the morning and saw frost on the window panes and snow on the' ledges and hedges you didn't tarry long in tho warm bed, dm yon? Vislotss of a smooth, white road way up the long hill, bright ice on the big pond and the slow running river, huge balls rolled in tho covered meadows, rnde white giants fashioneili by mitted sculptors, red cheeked, merrv maidens sleds, skates, snow shoes, toboggans came with the tracery on the pane and the flakes on the frame. In your ears echoed the jingle of silvery bells, the Joyous cries of a merry company, the laughs that go with a romp tn the snow, a slide down the hill, a race on tho ice. Tho chill warmed the heart, the frost freshened the blood, the snow sunned the sorrow. To tho children of the Northland, where winds cut and frosts sting, where the air is dry, the snow crisp, too drifts high, winter is hailed with cbl dish earnest joy. .Mitted and muffled they roam orer the ice-coated stream and through the snow-covered fields tireless and tearless. Tliey iiee not tho shivers of the aged, the low fire cf the poor, the frost-bitten fingers of the glovoless. the swollen feet of the shoeless. The chill that creeps into tho chinks of the cabin warms before it reaches the nest under the thatch. The frost that means .a frolic for the youth means a struggle for the elders, of course. But the hanpy little broods sleeping on feathers and straw are snow-blind to the sorrows and the trials that come with the wintry blasts. And surely their merry laughter breaks through the white woe which settles on some. The sparklo ot their bright eyes, the vapor of their hot breaths, the roses on their chubby cheeks shed light and heat in the frost-bitten homes. The chill, too, makes all charitable. In the winter we visit the abodes of the weepers. In the springtime we visit the graves of the sleepers. Sunshine for the one, flowers for the other. Pluck can give lucx cards and spades and win out. The woman who wears a leveled off hat to the theater is very levul headed. She Is a King's Daughter, she lives o'er the water. Her home is in Allegheny; My heart's in a flutter, I love no one but her, And we will be married someday. LEATllEr. balls are crowding oat the leather covered books in the colleges. The soldiers seem to be the only ones on the warpath out West. This is splendid weather for the greathuman handicap. The deeds performed in Africa seem to be darker than the country or its people. to the gikl III CnEAP CALICO. You can sing of your silken-clad fair ones, And rave 'bout the jewels they wear; Yon can tell us the cost of the rare ones That sparkle on Angers and hair. Choicest flowers that bloom in fine vases Fade sooner than others, yon know; Hollow hearts can beat under the laces, True hearts 'neath the cheap calico. Yon can talk of tho jojb and the pleasures Wealth brings to the fortunate fair, Who can toy with tho earth's richest treasures. And seemingly live without care. To the world they present joyous faces In secret their tears only flow; Surely some of them long to change places With girls who wear cheap calico. You can drink to the health of the beauties Who keep step with Fashion's advance; Who are foremost in all worldly duties, Who load in Society's dance. When Pleasure robs eyes of their brightness. With faces no longer aglow. Do tbey Ions for the bloom and heart lightness Of girls dressed in cheap calico? ., , So I sing to the blooming sweet lasses Who Rally life's burdens endure. Who when looking into their glasses See faces health-tinted and pure. May they never know heart-breaking sorrow As onward and upward they go; And some day that coming To-morrow-Wear a veil over cheap calico. If children have pets they are less liable to become pettish. Mr. Acres gave away Cleveland's letter about Ingalls. Groyer is now sorry he culti vated Acres' acquaintance. Twelve per cent of England's Industrial classes are women. The men are needed for the army. The eagle has once more resumed his place at the head of the procession. Breeches of promise The young heir's first pair of trousers. Judging from the number of marriages at present there will be a Dig demand for houses for residence purposes this winter. The Yale lock seems to prove as effective on the football field as on the bouses. In the sunshine of affection woman reaches perfection. Healthy people are happy, hence the pur suit of health also means the pursuit of happi ness. Women prefer plain speaking to plain dress ing. If some one could patent an ink warranted to fade out of sight a few days after the letter was written breach of promise cases would be harder to try. The only thing Sarah Bernhardt cannot grasp in "Cleopatra" is the beauty of the heroine. Ir the correspondents were called off the Indian war would terminate. Jay Gould says he never owned a gnn in his life, and never went gunning for anybody. Surely ho manipulated a squirt gun when he watered some of his stocks. Philadelphia has 200 undertakers. Na wonder it's a dead town. He who smiles and looks at ease When grief is in bis heart, More people manages to please Than he who shows pain's smart, Becanse a genial smiling eye And jovial mien, forsooth. Is, like a cunning pleasant lie, More relished than tbe truth. It begins to look as if the Indian scare was gotten up to draw attention to the army. Don Cameron has decided to succeed him self. He holds a tight mortgage on the Sen atorsnip, and the newspapers talking about it are only wasting space. The bottom has dropped oat of one of Uncle Sam's cruisers. Fortunately she settled on tha bottom ot a dry dock. They aro arranging for tbe marriage of tbe 10-year-old Queen of Holland to a 36-year-old chap. Tbe Powers should forbid the b anns. The Indian Messiah is an artful dodger. Canes are tbe only signs of support some well dressed yonng men show. The girl who has engaging manners is very apt to be engaged sooner than her less favored sisters. Poverty may make us gentle, but hunger makes us brutal. The wolves In sheep's clothing are tbe ones that fleece their fellows. . - Willie WnrxiB, SHE WANTS TO "WED. Peter Miller's Advertisement for a Wife Brings Him an Answer. .'FrECIAL. TELXOBAJf TO TUB DISrATCIM New York; November 28. There is a letter at tbe Barge Office for Peter Miller, who is looking for a wile from among the immigrants. Peter's matrimonial request has been written about in the papers, and a letter was received to-day, of which the following is a verbatim copy: Catasaqua, November 27. Dear Sir: I have seen a advertisement In the Phlladena Sikord about a Man by name or Peter Wilier In search of a wile 1 would be very Pleased to bav him bend me his I'hotogratk ibis Is all 1 have to Say at Presents Miss May McKeever, Katasaqua, LehlghConnty 1'a. This letter will be sent to Peter Miller for consideration. Call for Football Shoes. The demand for football shoes at present is something unprecedented, says tbe Lewlston (Me.) Journal. Manufacturers say tbat tbe call has trebled since 18S5. No shoe called for must be so tough and elastic as tbe article worn by those who play football, A favorite style is to mako tbe upper of light-colored French calf, made with or without tbe ankle pad, as spikes or rubber soles are not allowed in football. Leather cleats running across tho soles are ex tremely useful and popular. PEBSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Mr. C. P. Huntington began life as a tin peddler. A late estimate of John D. Rockefeller's fortune places It at $125,000,000. Senator Inoalls is arranging to build a large business block in Atchison. Lord Baltimore's portrait in oil has been offered to the city of Baltimore for $750. J. C. Rice, of Mechanicville, N. Y., who is bale and hearty at Si. was present when the water was let into the Champlaln Canal, and met the water from Lake Erie in the Erie Canal, In 1623. Teddie Goodwin, 6; years old, of Camella, Ga., is a little hero. The gown of his 2-year-old sister caucbt fire, and, with commendable presence of mind, ho tore off his jacket and smothered the flames. The Tichborne claimant is at present engaged as a barman in a public houso in Birmingham. He makes himself generally useful, and in the evening be lectures in the smoke room. It is said that he gets 12 a week and all found. It appears from the souvenirs ot tbe Baron de Barante, which are about to be published, that Talleyrand fled to America menaced by the Reign of Terror, bis worldly wealth consisting of 25 louls-d'ors, and tbat Maaame De Stael pre vented him from committing suicide by obtain ing for him a post. Me. Stead whites of Mr. Morley that he neither rides, nor skates, nor bicycles, nor goes a-flsbing. No one ever beard of blm playing at cricket, or rowing, and his interest in lawn ten nis is solely that of a spectator. It has been so from his youth up, his pleasures being those of tbe intellect. He revels in long walks across the bills, or solitary meditations in country lanes. Bat, on tbe whole, he is probably hap piest if you givo him a book and a shady seat in a quiet garden. Give him a favorito book and a familiar garden seat, and he has all tbat can most minister to his pleasurable content. Major General Molina Uuirola, the re cently appointed Minister of Salvador to the United States, is a man of distinguished appear ance, was educated in the Salvadorian Military Academy, and has fought in tbe battles ot the republic for 20 years. His present appointment was conferred by President Ezeta in recogni tion of his services during the recent war with Guatemala, when beacted as General Minister, holding for a time all the Cabinet portfolios. In 1STG, while fighting against Guatemala, he lost a leg. General Guirola intends to bring bis family to this country soon, and have bis sons educated here. SALES OF MILLET'S AHGELTJS. A Statement of Its Different Sales and In creasing Valuation. i'rom the Fall Mall Budget.! Here is a table setting forth the strange, eventful story ot the appreciation of Millet's "Angelus." The picture has been bought, by tho way, not for the Gallery of the Louvre (as has been stated), but for tbe 'private gallery of M. Cbancbard, who was formerly a director ot tho Magaslns du Louvre (hence the confusion). Sold by the painter to 31. t'eydoau 72 Who sold It to il. Wane (of Monaco) 120 Who passed It on to Mr. Stevens, who sold ltto M. Yanl'raet 200 When, after passing through several bands, it was bought by .. tVilson 15,200 At whose sale H, Secretin bought it 6,400 At whose sale tho American Art Associa tion hid i 7 22,000 While 11. Proust for the French Govern ment bid $2,120 Chamber rclascd the money, l'lcturc went to America, and ha: now been sold toil. Chauchardfor 30,000 THE BBAZHJArT FLEET. New York Herald: We have a goodly show of armed vessels in the Hudson just now, and their black and white hulls give the river a decidedly picturesque appearance. They are not exactly graceful, it must be admitted, but tbey have a certain bulldog look which gratifies our pugnacity. Philadelphia Press: The Brazilian fleet me t la New York yesterday a naval and official welcome, which is, after all, but a faint expres sion ot the cordial feeling in this country to ward onr great neighbor in the south. No nation in tbe world has greater undeveloped resources than Brazil, and none is more inter ested in seeing them developed than the United States. New York Press: The greetings which have boon extended to the Brazilian fleet in New York harbor, the banqueting and the kind expressions to our visitors have been some thing moro than the formal courtesies of American to Brazilian naval officers. They are tbe heartfelt greetings of the oldest republic on this continent to tho youngest, and they mean that 63,000,000 people in the United States are unanimous in welcoming Brazil to the growing sisterhood of republics. Springfield Republican: Never before in our naval history have United States ships of war gone out to Sandy Hook to wel come the ships of a foreign paw er. The invari able rule has been to await their salute of our forts in tbe harbor. But tbe Yorktown and Dolphin Tuesday were sent out to return the rare compliment paid our squadron at the Brazilian capital. Tbeso violations of precedent aie not- ill-advised. Tbe closer and more friendly onr relations with South American nations, the better for all of ns will it be. SOME CHINESE STATISTICS. Interesting Facts Concerning Land Values and Family Holdings. Tsheng-Ki-Tong, In Asiatic Quarterly Itevlew. Statistics are often very valuable aids to the proper understanding of the actual state ot affairs in a country. The following statistical figures will speak for themselves; and though tbey are only approximate, they are not ex aggerated. The total value of our cultivated land in China now exceeds the sum of 72.000,000,000; this sum, divided among 400.000,000 inhabitants, leaves to each individual the sum of 180. A single family, on tbe average, consists ot six to seven people; this would give tne family a capi tal of 1,080, and. as money is at least six times as valuaole in" China as in the West, and without even considering the great ddmestic economy where there Is joint family life, tbe sum of at least 6,000 would, according to Western ideas of value, represent the average capital in land at tbe disposal of a family of Six members. DEATHS OP A DAY. Mrs. Margaret M. Hutchison. Mrs. Margaret M. Hutchison died yesterday afternoon at the age of 83 years. 8he was tho wife ot David Hutchison, a wealthy and Influential resident or the Sixth ward. Tne funeral will oc cur Sunday evening at her late home, corner btevenson and Bluff streets. Wrs. W. K. Woodwell. Mrs. Charlotte Anschutx Woodwell, wifb ofW. K. Woodwell, of the well-known firm of Joseph Woodwell & Co., died yesterday at 12:l r. M. Tha funeral will tale place from tho family resi dence ou l'cun avenue, near Lang avenue, Mon day at 3 r, !. Mrs. Marian. Short. Mrs, Msrlab MoLane Short died yesterday 'at tbe Home of Incurables. Eighteenth ward, at the age of 7ears. Tbe funeral will occur to-day at SiWr.x.J THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Sign of Impatience A good many people ask for David Hender son or bis brother Wemyss during the day at Murray & Hammond's office, opposite tbe Duquesne Theater. The Hendersons have made tbe office of the bill-posting firm a sort of headquarters, nominally perhaps, for they might declare, as .a certain general on tbe Union sido did to his own discomfiture tbat their headquarters has been "in the saddle" for the last three months. About a hundred messenger boys, theatrical people, and others bent on business. Including a good showing of reporters, asked big Mr. Mnrray or bis equally urbane partner, Mr. Hammond, yesterday to tell them when the Hendersons would be In, until tbe business of blll-posting bade fair to be swamped beneath the flood of inquiry. About 3 o'clock, when the two hundred and seventh person, by actual count, had opened the door, letting in a blast of cola air from without and getting a hot blast from within in answer to tbe qnery: "Where is Mr. Hender son:" Mr. Murray arose and directed an artis tic genius, who happened to be within call, to paint a sign to order. A sheet of fair, white paper was proenred, and upon this the artist painted in red letters, beneath a floral design in black anl crimson, representing tbe last rose of summer in an advanced stage ot decay, this touching legend: j MB. HENDERSON Will be j 1 m I : When He Comes Back. : : Yours Truly, : Mubbat and Hammond. t This sign now awaits anxious inquirers and bas already given great satisfactin to Its projec tors. The Hunters Were Happy. J7NOUGH gunpowder to blow this community to next Thanksgiving, say was burnt by tbe sportsmen of Pittsburg on Thursday. At one establishment which makes a business of loaning guns by tbe day or week, every availa ble shotgun had been lent when Thanksgiving Eve came, and the total nnmber of requests for small artillery reached the astounding nnm ber of $00. If tbe stories of tbe hunters who turned up lame ana more or less disfigured, yesterday, are to be accepted as samples of tbe general experience, all tbe quail, rabbits, pheasants and other small came in Allegheny connty are dead. It was a pretty good day for hunting, everybody agrees, and it may be taken for a fact that more game dinners have been eaten here in the last day or two than for many years past. The abundance of quail continues to be a source of wonder and rejoicing where ever Johnny gets his gun in Western Pennsyl vania. The open winters that we have enjoyed in this latitude for two years have brought some sort of a recompense to the banters by ensuring the survival of quail and othe." birds that extremely cold weather usually thins out. Freedom or Death. Qn Thanksgiving night when tho train stopped at Freedom, a station about 20 miles down the Fort Wayne road, two stalwart girls, weighing about 300 pounds net, did not dis cover that they had reached their destination till the conductor reached for the bell coft to give the signal to start. Tbey were panic stricken, of course, and as heavyweights ot tbe feminine genderare apt to do, they stood not upon tho order of their going. There were a good many standing in the car when this heavy brigade of two made its charge, bnt few were standing a minute later. Pickett's charge or tbat of the light brigade were nothing to it. As tbe train pulled ont leaving tbe pair of Amazons In good order beside the track, a stout man who had fallen in tbe contusion against tbe stove remarked: "Tbat must have been tbe wild rush for Freedom I've so often heard about." A Sovereign Remedy. Potld you give me something," said a roungman whose face was long enough for three men and a boy and as cheerful as a map of tbe Dark Continent, yesterday, to a clerk in a downtown drugstore. "Could you give me something that would blot out the last chapter of the past, obliterate yesterday, in spire me with charity, make the world seem to me less like a dreary, dark, desolate dream ot dyspepsia, and bring my tongue and my head back to something like normal size?" "You have been giving thanks, I see," said tbo philanthropic compounder of drags, as he poured oat about three fingers of a dark fluid under tbe counter, "and need a dose of hair restorer." "Hair restorer?" echoed the Invalid. "Yes hair of tho dog tbat bit you!" How His "Word "Went. Come Pittsburr parties were drilling a well last month in tho Brnsh Creek field, and a farmer whose land adjoined the well agreed with them to lease to them If tbey found tbey wanted it. They bad the derrick np and the well had been drilling for a good while when an oil scout representing another firm got bold of the honest farmer and tried to induce him to let him have tbe lease. "No, I can't do that," said the farmer; "I've given my word to thom .fellers drilling over there. I wouldn't have no peace with my con science if I broke my word. My neighbors all know my word's out; 'twouldn't be right, an' jny old woman'd take on terrible if " "See here, my friend," said the tempter, "you've given your word, you say do you know what they'll do with you? That well's nearly down, and if it's a duster they'll not give you a cent for yonr land, but if it comes in big you'll not get anything like what your land's worth not half what I'll give you." "If tbe well comes in big," the farmer re peated slowly, shutting one eye, "oh, well why, then my word ain't guilty my word ain't gulltyl" THE DISPATCH to-morrow will hold 24 Pages. Just think, 192 columns of reading matter for 5 cents. AH ANTABCTIC EXPEDITION. It is Supported in Australia and Will be Scientific in Nature. A generous Australian, who has already done much to promote tbe exploration of the South ern Continent, says the Pall Mall Budget, has offered to contribute 5,000 toward tbe pro posed Antarctic Expedition, provided it is got up and equipped on an adequate scale. He has a strong hope that the various Australian Gov ernments will come forward and share In the enterprise, and he does not think it wonld be expecting too much tbat the home Govern, ment should also vote a sum for the very de sirable object. Tbe gentleman in question is confident tbat little can be accomplished with so small a sum as 10,000, and he quite disap proves of the proposal to combine commercial inquiries with scientific investigation. He is confident that in this, as in so many other cases, the interests of commerce will best be served by giving at first exclusive attention to the col lection of data which will be useful to science. THE NEW TELEGBAPH CABLES. Important Communication by Cable With, Southern Points. From the New York tiun.I The preparations for laying a telegraph cable from Australia to British Columbia, across the Pacific Ocean, are advancing in an orderly way, and there are prospects of success in finding a suitable bed for the cable. The work of laying the new cable between Guatemala and the United States is making fair progress, and there is good hope tbat we shall soon have tele graphic communication with several countries ot Central America. The two new cable enter prises here referred to are of great importance to the commerce of the wofld. We trust tbat both the telegraph lines will be in working order before this timo of next yea AH IHDIAH CABEYIHa PLACE. The Spot is a Rich Field for the Gleaner of Curious Indian Belies. Between Fhlpsburg and Winneganee is an old carrying place, says the Kennebec (Me.) Journal, and tbo croond abont there Js still covered with arrow heads, spear beads, gouges, hammers, toniabawksand. miirjerous other me mentoes of the stone age. It is a rich field for antiquarians. In fact, it Isone of tbe most ife tereitlng spots in Maine, which is becoming; more apparent as each succeeding year adds antiquity and cWmtotnerpUVee.' v ' A COMPLETE SUCCESS. Brilliant Opening ot the New Union League Club House Lectures That Were Given and Aro Yet to be Heard Card Parties and Receptions. Tbe Union Leazue Club donned its most festive attire last evening, and made its formal bow to the public in its cozy new club house on Penn avenue. As early as 8 o'clock everything was in reception order for the expected 500 guests. The ehony-bued 'Trcntleracn's centle nien" were In waiting at their posts of duty, the ebony-hued maids were anxiously awaiting the fair ladles, nboe wraps they were to care for, and the committee in full dress and broad smiles meandered round their new possessions, and with pardonable pride viewed tbe beautiful floral decoration', when the electric lights, by condescending to shine, permitted such toasting of the eyes, and con cratulited ihemselves and each other upon tbe lact tbat tho initial reception of tbe Union Loigue pmniled to be a crand snecess. Iater n. the guests began to arrive, and Gueniner's orchestra, stationed in a room on tbe second floor.tuat seemed destined especially for tneui, liccan the iiuisic.il programme that added so much to the enjovment of the evening. Before 9 o'clock tbo rooms, so fresh and at tractive in their artistic furnishings, and so fragrant with the profusion of cut flowers, were made even more enchanting by the throngs of handsomely attired ladies and gen tlemen that tilled tbem. Refreshments were served b. Hagan. in tbe comfortable dining locm. Tho club is a new one only about six weeks old but cliims already 125 members, all young men. and begins Its career with pleasing pros pects. The patronesses for last evening were: Mrs. Robert P. Duff. Mrs. John A. Mvler. Mrs. Edward A. Kilzmiller. Mrs. John E. Davidson, Mrs. Asaph T. Rowand. Mrs. Hugh W. JicKeo. Mr. Alexander M. Volgt, Mrs. Frank E. Moore; and the committee, F. E. Stewart, F. S. Carmack, H. C. Myler, J.T. Hughes and J. N. Cooke. IHELODY AND BHYTHM To Distinguish the Twenty-Ninth Free Organ Recital This Afternoon. Melody and rhythm will distinguish the music of tho twenty-ninth free organ recital at Car neele Hall this 'afternoon, commencing at 3 o'clock. The vocalist of tbe occasion will be Miss Ada Scandrett, the charming Nortbslde singer. Her selections are unusually good, and she will be remembered especially as the singer at tbe first of this remarkably successful series of popular concerts. In instrumental number the programme is rich in high-class dance music, notable ex amples beinc Strauss' "Morgenbtatter Waltzes." and Gottschaller's "La Scintilla Mazurka." That pretty gavotte, "Lovlns Hearts," which Innes played as a trombone solo, will also be rendered. A potpourri of "Boccaccio" is also upon the programme. THE CHEISTMAS EHTEBTAHTMEHT. Arranged for by tho East Liberty Y. M. C. A. A Sunday Lecture.. Tqe Yonng"Men's Christian Association of tha East End have already prepared lor their Christmas entertainment. It will be given on Christmas night and will be a musical and literary entertainment. Tbe programme in cludes tbe names of some of the best local talent. Tho rooms will be thrown open to the members and their friends. Asnecialmeetincotthe Jassociation will be held Sunday afternoon to hear Rev. S. A. Tag gart's address on the subject; "The Work qf tbe Association in the United States and Canada." This lecture begins at i o'clock P. M. WOBK FOB THE DEACONESSES. Mrs. Lucy Rider Myre to Talk on the Subject Next "Week. Mrs. Lucy Rider Myre. of Chicago, Manager of the Deaconess' Home and Training School, will be in the city next Tuesday and make two addresses on the subject of "Deaconess Work in American Towns and Cities." In the after noon at 230 Mrs. Myre will speak at the Christ M. E. Church on Penn avenue, and In the even intr at the Smithfleld Street M. fl Chnrrh. The work of the deaconesses and cltymls- aiuujuca is just ueun in rinsDarg, anu mu lady Is tbe first to speak on tbe subject. A Graceful Speaker. Rev. P. S. Henson, of Cbicago, in his lecture last evening at Old City Hall, sustained bis reputation as a pleasing, graceful and interest ing speaker. "The Golden Calf" was tbe sub ject of his discourse, and the wit and humor for which Dr. Henson is noted, as well as bis sound logic, porvadecltbe entire address. Tbe lecture was the second of tho Y. M. C. A, Social Chatter. A TAIR by the King's Sons and Daughters ot tbe sbadyside Select School was held yester day afternoon in Miss Ward's schoolrooms, on .biiswortn avenue. J-lie proceeds win assist in furnishing a bed In tbe Homeopathic Hospital. The Rt Rev. John Watson, D. D.. of Colum bus, will lecture at Lafayette Hall, on the evening of December 4. on the snbject, "Tbe Papacy." The lecture is to be given under the anSDices of the Columbus Clnb. Rev. Dr. T. 3. Leak delivered a lecture last evening, in tho Walton M. E. Church, on 'Through Palestine on Horseback," which ha made very interesting. The advanced class ot Tbnma's dancing academy will give an evening reception on Monday evening, December 1, 1800, from 8 to 12. Mrs. R. S. WioniMAS-, of Craig street. Oak. land, gave a very pleasant card party last even ing. Miss Birdie Fink, ot Bnena Vista street, gave a reception last evening. THE DISPATCH to-morrow will hold 24 rages. Just think, 102 columns of reading matter for 5 cents. MBS. PAETIHGTON'S DEATH. Brooklyn Eagle: In tbo quiet, almost un observed death of Benjamin P. Sbillaber In Boston yesterday, a death so like that kindly author's modest lire, our noisy age loses a hu morist it can ill afford to remember carelessly. New York Press: Alas! "Mrs. Partington" is no more. Tbe genial Benjamin P. Sbillaber bas passed away and left a great big niche va cant in the temple of American humor. There is nobody ready to exactly fill it, if there ever will be. Philadelphia Recoid: Unlike many of onr modern humorists, wbo go no like a rocket and come down liko a stick, Mr. Shlllaber's work possessed tbe element of vitality; and much of it, outside of its humorous conceits, bad a vein or tenderness running through it. New York Commercial Advertiser: As it has been more than 40 years since Benjamin Penballow Shillaber began to set all America to laughing as "Mrs. Partington." in the Bos ton Post, his name is naturally more of a household word with elderly people than with those of tbe rising generation. Bat bis death will be felt as a loss by the whole country. SPEBfCSFlELD Republican: The creator of Mrs. Partington, who had been for years con fined to a wheeled chair in bis home at Chelsea, and yet kept the keenest inteiest in passing events, died yesterday. A more briebt and genial spirit, one more filled with the milk of human kindness, cheerful under the burdens of advancing years and strict confinement, is not often encountered. New York Star: The present generation scarcely knows Mrs. Partington. It was back In the forties that the good, motherly old lady, unconscionsly funny and always lovable, made beraebut. A quarter of a centnry and more ago she had a firm bold upon the affections of a large and appreciative public. If the now lights of modern days have caused ber to be over looked, they have not obscured her lasting fame, for she has a permanent abiding place in American literature. Philadelphia Bulletin: The death of B. P. Shillaber, which occurred last evening, re moves one of the foremost of American humorists. He was a pioneer in his line, and his unique creation, "Mrs. Partington," has be come household name throughout the land. Her queer ideas and highly orlglual misuse of words have never been equalled by any of her numerous imitators. Even Dickens failed to make '"Sairy Gamp" as good as "Mrs. Parting ton," and "Peck's Bad Boy" is very far beblnd "Ike" in point of fun without malice. Boston Herald: Mr. Shillaber was among tbe most ttentle of humorists. There was no sting in any of his jokes. His wit always played about his subject without wounding. He had a refined taste, and was particularly at tracted to poetical composition. His heart had tho warmest spot iu it of all for tbe brethren of tho printer's craft, in which ho was bred, and in connection with which nearly all bis life outsidebis own doors was passed. Ben Sbillaber had a massive physical frame, and a heart to correspond with it. Many loved him, and. be deserved nil their love Piaco to his ashest CURIOUS C0NDENSATI05S. The Grecians had songs appropriated to the different trades. In 1674, in Eugland, the women exten sively petitioned against tbe use of coffee. The two scourges of human communi ties aro war. in its widest signification, and pauperis m. Iu China less than 30,000 officials suf fice to rule, in a most perfect manner, one-third or the world's inhabitants; Confucius teaches that the perfection of ourselves, and the perfection of others, consti tutes the true human ideal. , I' ,s said that Norwegians, on the first sight of roses, dared not touch what they con ceived were trees budding with fire. Prof. S. Keat has at last found a satis factory origin or toboggan in the Micmac word tobaakun. accented on tho aa, meaning a sled. During the year the United States Gov ernment life-saving stat.ons rescued 3,159 per sons and S5,!51,8i3 worth ot property from 354 shipwrecks. For about 20 years after the introduction of coffee into England, there wan a series of continual invectives against its adoption, both for medical and domestic purposes. From the very earliest times in China great importance bas been attached to encour aging agriculture, and to rendering it mors profitable by extensive systems of irrigation. A Wyoming man raised 974 bushels of potatoes on one acre of virgin soil this year. There were 22L800 bills. His profits were J714. exclusive of tbo first prize of 600 offered by the American Agricultuiut, Under two exceptional cases divorce is allowed in China. The first is: Disobedience accompanied by insult to tbe parents of the hnsband; tbe second: Failure of heirs after the wife has reached a certain age. In China man is attached to the soil, which returns to blm a bnndred-fold: in other countries large tracts are often acquired by individuals, through marriage or otherwise, and are left nearly uncultivated. There is no clear proof of the use of tea in England before tbe middle of the seven teenth century, and yet one bears of Oliver Cromwell's teapot being in the possession ot some over-zealous and credulous collector. It is authoritatively stated, as a great tribute to tbe industry and success of tbe Chinese in husbandry, that their ordinary workman earns on tbe average five times as much as be with a small family need to expend. The ink of the ancients bad nothing in common with ours but the color and gum. Gallnnts, copperas and gum make up tbe com position of our ink; whereas soot or lvorv-blaclc was the chief ingredient in that of the an cients. Fleet street journalism has increased by leaps and bounds in recent years. In 1W6 there were 35 newspapers and periodicals published in Fleet street, tbree of tbem dailies: in lo90 there are more than 300, and 11 of them dailies. A curious French memoir says that we can only trace tbe rise of feux de joie. or fire works, given merely for amusing spectacles to delight the eye, to tbe epoch of tbe invention of powder and cannon, at tbe close of the thir teenth century. The continual increase of the Chinese population might, perhaps, eventually exceed the supplies the soil can yield: hut as yet the contrary takes place; and apparently with tbe increase ot workers a more than corresponding increase in jielJ is obtained. Tradition has it that the natives oi Vir ginia, the first time they seized on a quantity of gunpowder, wblch belonged to the English colony, sowed it for grain, exnectmg to reap a plentiful crop of combustion "by the next har vest, to blow away the wnole colony. The East Indian pipe of red clay the worst and roughest material in use anywhere looks to the eye more like a bad imitation of a teapot than a pipe. In point of facr, it belongs to the hookah species, and it is constructed ac cordingly, as a vessel for holding water. The duties specially relegated to the Chinese wife are tbe supervision of the house hold and tbe care of tbe old parents. Tnere are no workhouses for tbe old and weak in China: the family quite replaces these benevo lent institutions oi tbe highly civilized West. A service of carrier pigeons between Zanzibar and the more important posts of the interior of Africa is being organized. Prelimi nary trials have given every satisfaction, and it is intended to establish a chain of posts, 30 miles apart, between Lake Nyassa and the coast. In Handkow, China, which, with the surrounding districts, has a population of probably 2,000,000 inhabitants, there is on the ' average only one case of mnrder In 31 years. The Province of Tahiti, with 2S.O0O.00O mbabi. tants, bad tbe maximum ot 12 executions in 1867. The one part of the world in which no native pipes and no native smokers have been fonnd is tho Australian mainland. Its ono solitary specimen of a pipe, formed out of tha foot of an emu, is not of aboriginal workman ship, bnt is the product of the higher intelli gence of Malays or of Chinese immigrants. A farmer of Alpbaretta, Ga., has an acre of cotton, every stock of which is a deep red color, leaf, boll and bloom. This novel crop is the product of seed derived three years ago from two stalks of red cotton found in a cotton field. If this variety can be perpetuated it will likely mean a fortune for tbe successful planter. In China an official is at once dismissed if a member of his family, bas committed a breach of the law. Consequently, it will be readily believed, that every official Is exceed ingly anxious to well regulate his family and to let it form a .shining example of virtue to tbe people. According to Confucius be only can govern a nation who knows how well to govern bis family. In the case of crimes of a particularly heinous character parricide for instance neighbors, local magistrates, and even whole villages In China are overwhelmed with dis grace, and suffer punishment of some kind. It Is reasoned, tbat If the community bad exer cised sufficient salntary induence, or if iu moral tone bad been as it ought to have been, such a crime could not have happened in its midst. If a criminal act is committed by a family member in China, even distant relations are condemned to bear a share of the punish ment; for it was, in some measure, their duty to see that the delinquent was brought up in a proper manner: tbey should have used their in fluence, or at least prevented the act by all means at tbeir command; not having done so, they are rightly punished tor culpable negli gence. TDTET.Y "WITTICISMS. Indian summer being over the trouble with tbe savages ont West may be that they want togoa-slaying. Philadelphia Timet. Notwithstanding Congress reassembles next week, the celebration of Thanksgiving Day was general and hearty. Philadelphia Ledger. The largest thing yon chance to find may not be a creat prize; Yon cannot Judge a lover's heart entirely by Its signs. yea JorkBerald. "Do you know why they call the Repub lican party an oblate soberlod now?" Certainly. Becanse it was flattened at the polls. Hew York Sun. The pamphleteers are after Dr. Koch with sharp sticks, but the doctor, wishing to bag larger game, continues bis pursuit of the microbe. Stui York World. Proprietor of Cigar Store I like enter prise, Jim. but you're carryln' things a little too far. Assistant How's that. Proprietor Why, that sign you'v got up, "Iteal Imported Havana Cigars Made While You Walt." It won' thirdly do. Ktio YorkHtrald. Husband The marks on my collars ara getting so falntl can't read them. Wife Then I wish you wonld get another bottla of that Indelible Ink. Ntio IorkSun.1 How persuasive politics are! Even a wish-bone can't be worked without a "pnlll"- Hew York World. Snc That was a fanny story you told me yesterday abont a donkey, Mr. Griggs, lie Do yon think so? She Yes, indeed I After this, whenever I tee a . donkey It will remind me of you. JIny' Weekly. "Five years ago," began the stranger to Wentman, "I sought tbat woman to be my wife. I believed her congenial, light-hearted and beautiful. lias our married life been pleasant? Nol" No? Why not?" asked Wentman. "Why not! Because she declined to marry me. , ot coimel" -American Grocer. ALAS! YES. Strive as we may, we never can ( Icll who are the nappy, wbo forlorn;, i The cutest little sbo of tan -i i MaTnldeaverypaU&lceru.. i-S ,InOOTnS-fW -w rjr i "V Jju kr mf jtt43 H J .j v t?L a J fl' rJ. r "& i3&Bv KL "" , J i.rf " AEljjfr J- 3filSBflBlb StvfioAeiksV' a kBrHklsK i3yjiijBii