WIM&BltlB!i&2vmLMMlBMKmUA r&ir&i ' H' BE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, MONDAY. NOVEMBER 24, 1890. MjeBigpftfj. 1; ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1846. Vol.45, o.30.-Entered at Pittsburg rostofflce, Iv'ovember J4. 1SS7, at second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfleld and Diamond Streets. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street F.ASTEKN ADVERTISING OFFICE. ROOM 21, TRIBUNE BUII.DINU. .VCT YORK, where complete flies or THE Ulbl'ATCH can always be lound. Foreign advertisers appreciate thecon enlence. Home advertisers aud friends of THE DISPATCH, while In New ork, are also made welcome. TUB DISPATCH i regularly on sale at Erentmo's, S Union Square. New York, aid 17 Jlre. le FOpeia, Pans, France, where anyone vho hat been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TEKMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE TREE llf TUE CSTTED STATES. DAILT Dispatch. Onclear ? 8 CO Daily DisPATcn, PcrQuarter 2 00 Dailt Dispatch, OneMonth - "0 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, lycar. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Inclndinehunday.Sm'ths 150 Daily Dipatcu. including bandar, lm'th SO Hjxday DiSPATcn. One Year 2 50 " eekly Dispatch. One Year 1 3 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35cents per week, or Including fcunday edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY. NOV. 24, 1S90, I THE GOULD-KOCKAFELLAK ALLIANCE. From a special article on the recent Gould and Rockafellar acquisitions of railway property, it will lie seen that the new com bination will not only control the transcon- 1 tinental routes, but includes the ownership of a large share of the Southern railroads i under the Richmond Terminal organization, with two of the trunk lines in the Baltimore t end Ohio and Erie roads. Thus is concen trated under the control of this combination of capital one-fifth of the railway mileage of the United States, with three complete transcontinental systems. I The record of the corporate magnates who ' have thus suddenly assumed such a tower ing prominence in the railway world is such as to surround their ability to dominate the transportation interests of the country with very grave possibilities. That they will endeavor to establish the rule of no competition between the railroads, and ruthlessly proceed to wage cut-throat war fare on any corporation that dares to conduct its business solely on its own abili ties for carrying freight cheaply, is amply proved by the steps they have taken to reach their present position, and is indeed hardly concealed m the statements of their policy. That is what is meant by their avowals of conducting their property "in the interests of harmony." It was in the inter est of harmonv that the Standard crushed out competition in the petroleum refining business, and the harmony which now reigns in the petroleum trade is equal to the proverbial reign of good order in War saw. But this is not all that is possible from this gigantic alliance. Suppose that, when Messrs. Gould and Bockafellar get a suffi ciently commanding influence in the rail road business, they should take it into their heads to repeat in the iron or coal business the policy which yielded such enormous ," gains in the petroleum trade. It is true that ' to freeze out and buy up the iron industries of the country by means ot railroad dis criminations would be contrary to law. But , the inter-State commerce law is already openly disregarded by the members of this , combination; and what is the barrier of a Taper statute sgainst the power of $250.- i 000,000 of corporate capital in pursuit o t the methods by which it can expand itself to $500,000,000? It is certain that this towering concentra tion of capital emphasizes the necessity of improving the internal water routes for ' transportation; and it will not retard the growth of popular opinion in favor of a government system of railways, if more conservative remedies do not prove suffi cient. GOING AHEAD OXTLV jrAMJrACTURE. t From an interview with Congressman 2s iedringliaus, of St. Louis, published else where, it will be seen that this gentleman, vho is more famous for foresight as a manu facturer than as a statesman, is not at all uncertain as to the future of tin plate manu facture in this country. He has placed a large order with Pittsburg firms for machinery, and will cot a tin plate factory in operation at the earliest possible moment. His previous experience in tin manufacture JV -j;ives him confidence in the future of the industry, and amNitious We ad he is not, like some more t'estern legislators, inclined to throw up his hands at the first adverse breath,'befpre the actual effect of the tariff is understood. This is the only way to secure the growth of manufactures under the protective policy. If manufacturing enterprises are to be abandoned every time an election goes the wrong way, protection cannot accomplish any expansion of our industries. ANOTHER COMPROMISE VERDICT. The verdict in the Myers case as rendered Yesterday is plainly a compromise, and, as is usual in such verdicts, presents enrious features. "Tne case was marked by the en tire absence of evidence tending to show that the crime was either premeditated or committed in the heat of passion, except for the lact that the murdered woman and her nephew, who was on trial, were constantly quarreling. The factor in fixing the degree nf the crime was evidently that some of the jury did notthink the evidence fixing the runrder quite strong enough to hang a man, and so they compromised by sending him to the uenilentiary. This, of course, is a partial denial of the legal rule that if the evidence of a crime is not clear enough to overcome all reasonable doubts, a verdict of acquittal must be given. The miscarriage of jus tice, however, is not so serious here as in such cases as the Cronin trial at Chicago, where it was evident that if the men on trial committed any crime tbey committed one orthe most cold-blooded and fully premeditated murders on record, and their conviction for short terms of im prisonment meant either that guilty men were practically unpunished in proportion to the heinousness of thpir crime, or that in nocent men were sent to the penitentiary. The compromise verdict is an offense against the principles of law, but jnries will con tinue to cling to it where there is danger of hanging an innocent man. TWO KINDS OF LOANS. The action of the directors of the Fourth National Bank of New York, instructing the officers of the bank to buy freely of com mercial paper, is generally hailed by the New York papers as wise and timely; but, with the explanation that is given, its more salient characteristic is that of abanaoniog a course which was extremely unwise for a return within the limits of legitimate bank ing. It is stated br the New York Press that "during the stock flurry the bankt have generally withheld accommodations from merchants in order to reserve their loanable funds for Wall-street borrowers," and this action is a return to loans on com mercial paper. In other words, according to this state ment, the banks have turned the cold shoul der upon the borrowers who furnisbthe most legitimate and stable of negotiable se curities, namely, notes created by ac tual transactions in merchandise, in order to use their funds for the sup port of the speculative bubbles which are the cause of the trouble. It that is the case the most obvious comment is not the wisdom of a return to commercial paper but the unwisdom and bad policy of prefer ing speculative loans. This was bad banking for two reasons. In the first place the bank which sticks to commercial paper is better off. No institu tion ever broke up which confined its loans to a paper made in the regular operations of business, according to the regulations of the national banking law; while the danger of loss upon securities subject to rapid fluctua tions is constant. On the other hand the public evil of speculative loans appears in the fact that if bank funds were not used to sustain them, the bubbles could not be blown to any such extent as to involve the money market in their bursting. It is satisfactory to know that this back has returned to the purchase of commercial paper; but it is necessary to accompany the expression of satisfaction with the remark that the bank officers who will neglect sound and legitimate commercial loans in order to dump their funds into the specula tive whirlpools of Wall street, stand in need of some sharp instruction on the prin ciples of sound banking. WEATHERCOCK STATESMANSHIP. Senator Cullom, of Illinois, is now posing in the character of a statesman who con fesses that he had no judgment.and wants to crystallize that confession in the shape of legislative action. The Senator asserts that "the McKinley bill will have to undergo material modification," and having started in that process he thinks that "the inter State commerce bill will also have to be modified." Even that does not satisfy the Illinois Senator, for he finally gets a full expression of his idea iu the assertion, "In short, everything will have to be revamped politically." The Senator's passion for making over the acts of legislation in order that tbey may be cut in anew fashion is based on the idea that by so doing his party can win back lost ground. But the fallacy of any such idea is shown by considering the position in which Senator Cullom places himself indi vidually by this change of front. The measures which he now says "have to be modified" were framed and passed largely by his support. They were the fruit of ample debate and full con sideration; and if there is any such thing as intelligent legislation a vote on them was the result of careful study and settled con viction. Yet the Senator is in such baste to advertise his own Senatorial decisions as foolish and worthless, that within three months after he voted in favor of the tariff bill, by reason of an adverse gust of popular opinion he declares that the deliberate ac tion of himself and colleagues must be swallowed whole. Why he wants the Inter state Commerce act modified does not ap pear from any popular demand. Perhaps some railroad corporations influential with the Senator may wish it done; but even they might be satisfied with thegeneral condition of non-enforcement which surrounds that measure at present. Such indecent haste to recant and disavow his deliberate acts will do anything rather than rehabilitate the Senator. It exposes him rather as a politician who by his own confession is alike destitute of conviction or judgment It is evident that he has no idea of claiming the character of a statesman who acts in accordance with settled principles or makes up his mind on the merits of the subject. But even in his chosen character of a political weathercock the practical declaration that his action of last September was all wrong does nothelp him. It simply gives him the rank of a weathercock, which has no idea of how the wind is blowing until it is too late to make its information of any value. This applies to the party even more thor oughly than to the individual. The Kepub lican parly is completely committed to tha policy of protection as outlined in the Mc Kinley bill. A party cannot discard its policy and convictions like an old shoe, and for it to attempt to do so ntthe first hasty expression of popular disapproval would be to confess itself a humbug, and to declare itself utterly unworthy of trust Wholly apart from the merits of the protective policy, there is much more wisdom and honesty in the position that the tariff act has not bad n trial; that its results cannot be judged until it has been in operation at least a year; and that the party must stand by its deliberate acts until their impractic ability is demonstrated. INFLATION FOR FINANCIERS. The appearance, in the financial columns of the New York papers, of a project to have the National Treasury issue $200,000, 000 ot 2 per cent bonds "as an adjuster oi the currency and to induce the national banks to retain theircirculation" is a singu lar expression of the Wall street idea that the function of the Treasury is to support the banks and the financial cliques at the costofthe rest of the country. That the national bank circulation should be re tained by adopting some other form of exist ing security for it has often been argued in these columns; but to have the Treasury which has a surplus that can be used in no other way so well as in paying off the debt, increase its issue of bonds by two hundred millon dollars apd increase the public bur dens by four million dollars annually, would be a most remarkable procednre. This striking ODinion as it exists in the financial center is put in a heightened light by the concurrent declaration that to inflate the currency for the benefit of the farmers would be all wrong; while to do it for the benefit of the financiers is all right The financial class seems bent on removing what respect for its opinions on public policy survives the experience ol its speculative operations. The deliverances of Collector Cooper, ol Philadelphia, concerning the next Presidency, Indicates that timet or Instrnction convinces Mr. Cooper of the necessity of conservatism in his declarations. When in Washington the hopefnl Cooper was emoted as declaring him self unqualifiedly for Blaine; bnt when he got back to Philadelphia, it was discovered that he only meant that he was for Blaine if Mr. Har rison should not be a candidate. Of course this reservation most always be granted in cases like Cooper's. For tbU are politicians given Collectorshlps and like trifles. The King of Holland has at last gone over to the majority, leaving his little kingdom u aa additional bone of contention for the Powers of Europe to get Intoa fight over. The defunct monarch's demise is likely to be. in Hibernian phrase, the most important feature of his life. "PENNSTLTANlA'sBepublican majority on Congressmen is 37,371. Who was it that said Pennsylvania had gone back on protection?" inquires the New York Press. Pennsylvania will he the last State to go back on protection) bnt the esteemed Press Bhould be well-informed enough to know that a majority of only 37.000, in a campaign where protection was the main issue, is proof presumptive of an exceedingly weak party management on other points. The Barings are to be reorganized as a joint stock company after the manner of syn dicate breweries. The Idea seems to be that in future complications the investing public shall bear the loss which is also after the mancer of the syndicated breweries. The assertion Is made that it "cost Mrs. Langtry in a London law court jnst 1750 for saying that she could not get an American dog good enough to act with her in Robert Buchan an's new play." The inquiry what American dog brought the salt against her would be cal culated to inoculate Mr. Robert Buchanan, the real plaintiff in the case, with something very like rabies. With Gould and the Rockafellars run ning this country, the rest of the people will be likely to Inquire whether their desire for the earth will leave any corner of the globe where people who desire to escape the rule of the financial kings can go. Governor Hill has decided to stop far ther disputes by kindly taking the United States Senatorship, and Governor Hill will not take the Senatorship under any consideration, but will reserve himself for the Presidency. This resume of the New York political situa tion from the journals of that State give the public a comprehensive view ot the entire sub ject Indian summer is giving us n. slight compensation for The weather of the past summer. If this is a foretaste of what we are to have during the winter things may be made even, yet The juryhad not quite finished struggling to reach its compromise verdict on tbo Myers case before another speak-easy murder was committed to furnish occupation for a future criminal jury. As illicit whisky famished the inspiration for the crime, it is permissible to conclude that there is room for another police attack on the illegal liquor sellers. The remark that In galls is holding a ghost danco over the United States Senator ship may be true; but It is the solemn fact that this ghost will not walk. TnE work of the Boad Commission in preparing a bill that shall lead to the improve ment of country roads is accentuated by the report of almost impassable roads in various parts of the State. The legislation that can rescue the tanning population from the mud blockade will be an unqualified blessing. PERSONAL PEHCHJHGS. Buffalo Bill will spend the winter on his ranch at North Platte, Neb. Mxss Mary Garrett, of Baltimore, has a bath in her home lined with Mexican onyx that cost $g,ooul Charles Dudley Warner, of Hartford, will sail for Europe in a f ow weeks, and will remain abroad a year. Messrs. Walter Besaxt, William Black and Thomas Hardy have written a joint letter to the AWienamm protesting against the attack by that paper on Messrs. Harper, apropos of ilr. Rudyard Kipling. Count von Moltke is an enthusiastic mu sician, and In former years played the violon cello remarkably well. He delights in quiet musical evenings at borne, where Dr. Joachim is a frequent guest, among other famous art ists. Governor Hoard, of Wisconsin, as soon as he is released from the cares of office this win ter, will fill many engagements to speak on dairy topics, not only In the Badger State, but also in Ohio, New York, .Massachusetts and Canada. The Boston J'ojl recalls the fact that one member of tbo eminent Baring family was Al exander, the first Lord Ashburton, who nego tiated with Mr. 'Webster the famous treaty which bears his name, and which settled ami cably with England the threatening question of the northwestern boundary of the United States. Mr. J. P. Cadiqan, of the Park Avenue Hotel, yesterday received a letter addressed with his name and the words: "Stewart's great big iron hotel, New York City." It was from Jack Crawford, the Indian scout and poet He is not so much at home In New York as on the plains, and he could not remember on what street the big iron hotel stood. Mr. James Russell Lowell .has canceled his engagement to deliver a course of six lec tures on the "Old English Dramatists" under the direction of the University of Pennsylvania. While bis health is greatly improved and be is able to exercise the pleasures of hospitality to his friends at Elmwood, as well as to take walks out of doors, the strain and exposure ot delivering a course of lectures In midwinter away from home is considered too great for him to undergo. Mr. Kirk Munro, the author, years ago found what he calls a celestial abode on the tip end of Florida, next door to Cuba, on the left band side as you leave the Gnlf. Now some mercenary and capitalistic blunderers think they have "discovered" the place and talk of building a railroad down to it Mr. Mnnro asked nothing more of literature than for it to give him the means to live down there almost alone every year, but it seems he Is not to have even that small boon. THE FIELD OF THE CAMERA. How It Recently Paved tho Way for a Grand Historic Picture. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. 1 The camera is becoming, as no donbt the phonograph Vill soon become, a recognized ac cessory of any historic scene. The crowning incident of the Moltke celebration was a pres entation to him by the Emperor, standing amid a galaxy of fellow-sovereigns, generals and statesmen. The Emperor concluded by asking the Count to accept a new marshal's baton of silver magnificently inlaid with stars and crowns of rubies and diamonds. Count Moltke could only find a few brief and incoher ent words of reply, but he took the Emperor's band and imprinted on it a long and fervent kiss. A photographer in attendance seized the moment, and the negative will be developed by Prof. Von Werner's brush Into a grand historic picture. DEATHS OF A DAY. Thomas Mahon.M. D. Dr. Thomas Slabon, one of the best known phy sicians of Allegheny, died yesterday at his home on North avenue. He wu 70 years of age, but was still in the practice of lils chosen proiesslon. The arrangements for the funeral have not been announced. Mrs. Katliarine KHb. Mrs. Katharine Kill), wife or Christine ,Kllb, the well-known cigar mannfactnrer of Allegheny, died yesterday r.iornfns at the age of S3 years, 'the funeral will take place Wednesday morning with requiem high mass ;it St Mary's Church, Allegheny, William Y. Anderson. William Y. Anderson, eldest son of Captain W. B. Anderson, of Anderson's Crossing, on the Pittsburg and Lake Erie Railroad, died Saturday morning at 8:30. The funeral services will be held to-day at if r. it. Interment to-morrow at 10 Jl.'M. Sirs. Elizabeth A. Dean. sirs. Elizabeth A. Dean, wife of Joseph A. Dean, overseer of the Western Penitentiary, died yesterday In the Mth year or her age. The funeral will occur to-morrow from her late resi dence on Hlxoa street, Allegheny. W. D. Mullen. rSTXCIAL TZXXQBAX TO THE PISrATCIM Mt. Pleasant, Ia., November JX W. D. Mullen, a prominent and wealtny citizen of this ilaee, died tnls morning of neuralgia of the ieart, agea 73 years. He leaves a wife and six children. Frances Elvira Edwards. Mils Franca Elvira Edwards, daughter of itev. John Edwards, D. D., died at her parents' resi dence, S16 Center avenue, at th fl)rr. ate funtral will occur to-day at t r. Mi , SNAP SH0TSlN .SEASON. ' Are you thinking about what you are thank ful for? The village shoemaker was a jolly old soul, wasn't her Did you ever meet himT No? Well, that's really too bad. And there 1 see him now leathered, waxy, merry. There beside the big old-fashioned window he sits and pegs, and stitches, and pounds from early morn till evening shadows fall, and generally far into the night He's an iudustrious fellow, this village shoemaker. He is light-hearted but his task is not light, by any means. And how he does talk, to be sure. Even with a mouth full of pegs and a wax-end in it he chatters away. Of course he knows all the peo ple in the village, even up to the brand new baby. And how he does love the children, and bow tho children do love him. His leather-littered little shop on the sunny corner is a regular nursery. You can pnnch holes in the bench with bis aw), stick hit wax on the windows, play with hfs bristles, pound with bis hammer, cut with his awfully sharp knife, and he won't scold, will be? His temper is as pliable as bis leatbor. His heart is as tenacions as bis wax. His wit is as keen as his knife. His eyes areas penetrating as his awl. And bow he can whistle and sing while hammering a sole no wail of a lost soul there. No matter if he does smell of leather and looks as tongh as his oak tanned bide, all is forgotten in the sunshine of bis smile and the shower of his light talk. And bow the boys seek bis little work room. He knows wnere the squiirels are thickest, the nnts largest, the cherries ripest, the berries freshest the fish gamest He is the children's pleasure-guiding genius. There ho chats and cuts, whistles and waxes, talks and pounds, laughs and pegs, sings and sow. He works while we wear, he sews while we rip, be mends while we tear. He's at the christening and the reunion, the wedding and the weeping, the waking and the sleeping. I see him now as in the long ago leathery, waxy, jolly a man who feared God and loved his fellows hammering, pegging, pulling, cutting shoving the cloHds away from a little vine-covered cottage full of sunshine, love ana laughter. TnE man who dyes his whiskers evidently Imagines that everybody else is color blind. In the Argentine Republic every man must be his own bankrupt Is Fitler fit for Senator! We pause for a re ply. When Sitting Bull is cowed the settlers in the far West will sleep sounder. If Prof. Koch bad sought refuge in "medical ethics," and refused to talk only to editors of medical journals, the world would not have been talking abont his discovery, at least dur ing the present century. If you take a fly in Wall street you are very apt to singe your wings. Wild bears are bunted in the woolly West And on their juicy steaks the hunters feast; But strange as It may seem, with equal zest Bears hunt the people in the bully East TnE bookbinders aowadays cover a multi tude of sins. There is this difference between the late la mented President Lincoln and Jay Gonld: One was a rail maker and tho other is a rail taker or breaker. Uncle Sam should sit down on Sitting Bull. WnEN you sea a ghost you have a right to shoot it If tbo soldiors out West exercise this privilege and firo at the ghost dancers there will be some dead Indians at Pine Ridge. Mince pies mince the mind in dreamland. Water was the name of Judge Lynch's last victim in Texas. This js a clear case of water haul. The jailed ballot stutters will not knock the stuffing out of the Thanksgiving turkey this year. Philadelphia has a female auctioneer and a female drummer. Tho girls will do almost anything there to secure a little excitement Sarah Bernhardt allows her son 133,000 a year. Any fellow would be willing to fight French duels for such asalary. The fellow who imagines that the world owes him a living usually owes everybody In bis circle of acquaintances. Perhaps the United States will have to fit nut an expedition to discover the World's Fair. Wall street seems to be indulging in a ghost dance, too. A whiter opening A hole in the ice. When the Indians dance Uncle Sam has to pay the fiddler. SOUNDS OF THE SEA. By the sea, 'neath summer sky, We gathered shells together; Life was bright to you and I In that summer weather. Waves that washed white coral beds At our feet spun foamy threads. Far across those waters blue Lay a land of flowers; Then our hearts bright pictures drew Of its groves and bowers. And we asked the ocean shell Secrets of that land to tell. Laughingly wo held it long 'Twas a lover's notion But it only sang the song Of that summer ocean. Then we our secret toid the shell, Knowing it would keep it well. Light of heart and merry, too. Were we by that ocean, As we talked as lovers do Of the heart's devotion. And the music of the shells Sounded like sweet wedding bells. It was long, so long ago, Since we strolled together Where a wild sea's ebb and flow Threw spray on the heather. I still retain an ocean shell; It mocks, but cannot break the spelt The festive Red man seems to be laboring under an overdose of agency whisky. John Barleycorn and Sullivan have again met and the slugger came up groggy after the first round. People who blow out the gas are sure to sleep sound. Tnere are a good many sound sleepers in Philadelphia. Buffalo robes will soon be costly as seal skins, thanks to the bison baggers. Some people live to learn, but many never learn how to live. People who send anonymous communica tions to newspaper offices evidently imagine that if they furnish the weapon the editor will complete the assassination. When you borrow money you'undoubtedly borrow trouble. Novels are made to read, not bo believe. Wanamaker Is raising money on mort gages, it is reported. Honest business men who enter politics sooner or latex realize that the two won't mix. Force of habit and will powenrun the mind motor. ANacbin- void Tho hole in the decayed tooth. The hand that rocks the cradle will soon be stuffing the Thanksgiving turkey. Souk people imagine that happiness consists of making other people miserable. ,Tat Gould and Rockefeller don't want the earth, they only want everything on it Harvard Is graduating some splendid foot ball players. Eve doubtless charmed Adam, butlf she bad bean a anakw charm M bow different the world would be. Willis WxkxiiE. THE FIKAKCIAL SITUATION, A Decided Improvement Visible, bnt a Re turn of Confidence Slow. rSPECTAL teleobam to tub DISPATCH.! New Yore, November 23. Henry Clews' circular says: The general financial situation is improving; but, with the marked conser vatism that prevails in every direction, the re covery of confidence must be expected to be gradual and slow,wtIs an encouraging symp tom that considerate the past severity of the crisis, so few failures have occurred on the Stock Exchange.' It is still more so that the Vigilance of the Clearing House, with regard to the standing of its members, has disclosed such a generally sound condition of the banks, and that the numerous other financial institutions have exhibited no signs of weak ness. This is the most satisfactory evidence that the speculative derangements from which we are suffering have not appreciably involved onr credit establishments, which will prove to be an element of very great valne In the com ing process of recovery. Another favorable factor is that the Course of affairs In Wall street has not involved any suffering to interior interests, beyond a partial check to the free movement of commercial credit Indeed, the crisis is strictly confined to the speculative and Investment mteret; in which respect the situation Very favorably differs from that of most former upheavals. Nor is there any reason to apprehend that the 'Indi rect bearings of tho wall street derangements will, for any lengthy period, affect commercial interests unfavorably. For the remainder of the year, merchants may be inconvenienced from the stringency of discounts; but it is reasonable to expect that with the opening of the new year, the natural reaction from the present severe strain will bring money to this city, while the great fall in stocks will reduce the amount to be borrowed on that important class of collaterals. THE UTDIAH WAR. New York Star: Our Indian wards had better enjoy their ghost dances while they may. If they are making ready for war tbey will find In the end that several thousands of their ghosts will have the chance to dance over the river in the happy hunting grounds. New 1 ore Tribune: If an Indian war is not presently to be fought, all the signs will be, belied. The Indian Is a great procrastinator, and ho will take bis own time for an offensive movement especially as he knows that the Government is not likely to strike the first blow. Philadelphia Press: The news from the Indian agencies in Dakota and the Northwest continues of a threatening character, although the present prospects of an actnal outbreak lessen the longer hostilities are delayed and the more time Government has to concentrate troops in that neighborhood. New Yore Journal: The fact is that the Indian is and has been almost always badly treated, though it is not directly the fault ot Government officers, either In civil or military life. Tbo soldier is his best friend. The Indian respects him alone. All other men are, as he calls them, squaws, because they are not military. New York Herald: The half-starved, half clothed Sioux out West have threatened an uprising. The appropriation for their support went through Congress, but has somehow got stuck on the way. Tho agents who handle it have either diverted it or are holding it back, and the red man has the audacity to complain. Shoot him, of couise. He is nothing but an Indian, anyway, has no vote and therefore no friends. THE NEW YOSEHTTE PARK. It's Far Greater Than the Old One, Which it Surrounds and Protects. From the New York Sun. Probably few people east of the Rocky moun tains are aware that during the present autumn a new national pleasure ground, larger than the State of Rhode Island, has been established in this country. This spacious park is in California, com pletely surrounding the Yosemlte valley grant of 1861, and about thirty times as large as that grant It takes iu not only the' entire water shed of the Merced river region, as defined by the encircling mountain range which includes Tuolumne Peak, Unicorn Peak and Cathe dral Peak, on the north and northeast Mt. Lyell, with its superb glaciers, on the east and Buena Vista Peak on the Bouth; but it em braces also the noble Hetch Hetchy valley.itself a second Yosemlte, and the magnificent Grand Canon of the Tuolumne, with its massive walls and domes, and its cascades unequaled in volume of water by those in any other canyon in the Sierra. It crosses the Tuolumne Meadows and annexes the splendid range that contains Mt. Dana and Mt Gibbs and the Mono Pass. It has saved from tho lumbermen and the saw mill the Mono Pass, the Merced and Tuolumne groves of big trees, and has secured Lake Eleanor. In short it has brough within its protecting area all that nepds to be reserved In that region of nature's marvels. THE AGE OF PEESIDEKTS, It is Thought That Blaine Cannot be Counted Out as Too Old. From the New York buri".1 Mr. Blaine is not yet 61 years of age, and is in the full vigor of life, trim as a Spanish gal leon when under review. The first President of the United States was in the 68th year of his age when elected to that office, and four years older when elected for the second time; the second President was in his 62d year at the time of his first election and In his 66th at the time of his second; the third Presi dent came to office at about the same age as the first; and if we were to run down the line of their successors till the present time, we would find several of them who were older when elected thin Mr. Blaine now is, the sev enth President, for example, and the fifteenth, not to speak of others. It is well for the adversaries of Mr. Blaine to bear in mind that be cannot yet be counted out on account of bis years. FISH TO BE EXHIBITED. Commissioners From Various States Take Action for the Fair. CniCAGO, November 23. The Fish Commis sioners of the United States held a session at the Palmer House to-day. Nineteen commis sioners were present at Sunday's session. The purpose of the Commission was the agreement to a plan of exhibit to be made at tbo World's Fair in 1892. Three plans were proposed and constitnted the discussion of the meeting. The general opinion was that an aquarium exhibit of all the Stater, each exhibit retain ing the identity ot Its State, under one building adjoining the Government building, would be the most economical. A committee was ap pointed to ask appropriations for an exhibit. The committee will meet in Detroit, Decem ber!. THE FOOTBALL VICTOBY. New York Tribune: The spectacle was ex hilarating in the extreme. An enormous crowd was present, and the excitement was intense from the beginning to the end of the conflict NEW York Star: It is generally conceded that the teams that fought the battle yesterday are the best football elevens ever sent out to represent their respective colleges. That Is equivalent to saying that they are best college teams of the country. New York Pi ess: The nervy, wideawake team from Harvard scored a victory over Yale in the splendid football game at Springfield vesterday, and, away up in Massachusetts as it was, many a New Yorker went to see it The sturdy men of Yale will have another tussle with Princeton on Thanksgiving Day at the Eastern Park, Brooklyn, and whoever wins will do so only after the toughest kind of a fight PnrLADELPniA Press: Harvard recovered some of ber lost prestige in the field of college athletics yesterday by the defeat of her old enemy, Yale, at football. Whether she can also beat Princeton will not be definitely known, that college bolng under a sort of boy cott by Harvard just now. The Thanksgiving game between Yale and Princeton will go far. however, toward settling the relative rank of Harvard as well as of the two other colleges. New York Post: The combination of dis cipline, individual skill and brnto strength which it calls for; the splendid fierceness ot the game; the element of personal combat which delights the savage instinct lingering In the breasts even of the most civilized among us these qualities account for its growing pop ularity, and promise a vogue even wider than it now enjoys. There would be little rashness in predicting that within ten years we shall have in the great cities professional elevens, like the professional baseball nines, ana that thousands will gather to shout themselves boars at the exploits of hired rushers and back, LONDON NEWSPAPERS, REV. GEORGE HODGES GIVES HIS IM PRESSIONS OF THEM. The Point on Which They Differ From the Popular American Journals Some of the Special Characteristics to be Noted. ''There are some 400 newspapers published in London. Thoy are filled chieflv with ad vertisements. Among these papers there are three which no visitor can miss seeing. There Is also a fourth great paper which the visitor may see it be is willing to take some tronble. The three popular capers, which lie In great piles on every news stand, are tha Telegraph, the Standard and the Daily News. There Is also a paper published in London, and Kith a reputation extending outside of London, which is called the Times. But you never see it in the streets, and no newsboy ever asks you to buy a copy. You can get It at a railway station, at one of that system ot universal news count eis which Mr. W. II. Smith manages in ad dition to his cares as head of Her Majesty's Government If you subscribe for It, it will he laid upon your table. But a stranger might live a yearin London and never once behold a copy of the Times. The reason Is not far to seek. The price of the Times is three-pence. The other papers are to be bad for "tuppence." And the other papers are much more interesting than the Times, which Is rather slow and heavy. The first thing which you sea when you take up a London newspaper is a great broadside of advertisements. These advertisementsare not for the most part, "displayed." , At least there is none of that variety of type and arrangement which one linds in an American newspaper. A "cut" is the rarest sight, except those vrrv old-fashioned stage coacbes and steamboats which are set against the notices ot convey ances by land and water. The boldest thing which a London advertiser ventures unonin a London newspaper is to divide -'his advertise ment into 20 pieces, and have each piece begin with a word in big capitals, and run a line across the column between each division, so that the unsuspecting reader who begins to read a column of advertising para graphs, thinking be is going to find variety, discovers that all this is one man's business. The Most Interesting Feature. A good many people read the advertisements in the London papers, partly because they are so queer and partly because there is so little else to read. If you buy a newspaper on a railroad train you are compelled to read the advertisements to get your money's worth and to spend the time. The Telegraph Is a fair sample. It contains 64 columns of prodigious length, eight on a cage, like the country .news paper on this side half-a-dozen years ago, a "blanket" sheer. Of these 61 columns, 40 are filled exclusively with advertisements. And six columns more are given up to markets, ship- ftlng and financial reports, which are interest ng only to special classes ot readers. At the head of the advertising columns, and thus the very first thing on the very first page of a London newspaper, aro notices of births, so that the paper begins with the initial fact in human life, and In the course of its columns gets in pretty much everything else of good and bad which happens In the uncertain career of man. After the births follow marriages and deaths. And then come the advertisements ot the undertakers, who commend their services by promising "reformed funerals," whatever tbey may be. And then we are persuaded into every sort and condition of scheme, or want or purchase, which the mind of man has thus far invented. What a revelation of the life of a great city is open in its advertisements! What an epitome of civilization I What a graphic account we might send to the people of the planet Mars and will send after we get electricity in better training by expressing over to that distant sub urb a bundle of the advertising columns of a dally paper. Messrs. Merryweather & Sons have reason to believe or say tbey have that a fire engine with their name upon it, but not of their make, has been supplied to a town in Spain. Tbey will pay something to be put in the way of an interview with the author of this felonious business. One of the Features. The Dental Hospital ot London (and what Is a dental 'hospital? is it a refuge from the toothache 7) the Dental Hospital, reminding the pnblic that its president is H. R. H. the Duke of Cambridge, K. C, who, like all truly great men, has capital letters at both ends of bis name, gratefully (and suggestively) ac knowledges a subscription of 25. "Helpless, Hopeless, Homeless" Is the watch word of the British Home for Incurables, which also reminds the public that some people are remembering their Chiistlan duties, and con tributing money. But here is the Hospital of Hospitals! Here the philanthropic citizen who wishes to make the world better for his having lived in it, may bestow his pence and pounds with perfect sat isfaction. There are said to be homeless poor in London. It is even reported that thero are little children whose habitation is the street and whose bed is the ash barrel. Well, let ns at least begin by looking after the poor, starved, persecuted, homeless and orphaned cats and dogs. Thus: THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOGS since Janu ary 1 (this year) KrCEIVED at the TKM l'UKAlix HOME for LOST and STAKV1NU DOGS, Battcrsea. President The Duke or PORTLAND. Treasurer and Chairman of Committee B. S. alcasom. Esq., J. I. All dogs kept six days for ldentlOcati m. Val uable dogs kept longer, and where suitable homes are guaranteed can be purchased at nominal prices. CATS BOARDED at the comfortable Cats' Bouse at toe above Home. PROPOSED ENDOWMENT OF DOGS' HOME. A 'upporter offers to give JESO to an endowment fund if live otbers will do the same. Also to In crease his annual subscription by X5 if sine oth ers will do the same. The c ommlttee urgently appeal to lovers of dogs to enable them to secure this Important financial help, so much needed at this time. JTOND3 "rirentiy NEEDED ror dally supply or food and shelter for LOODrtogst Remittances to be sent to MATTHIAS COLAM. Secretary. As for amusements, ot course there are at tractions by the score. Amongst others, the Knyal yVqnarinm advises the public that "Panta, the sensation of the season, will subdue a ferocious alligator (seven feet)" an'd conquer a whole regiment of small (and probably tame) alligators, and that Prof. Maxey will swallow 50 needles and "reproduce" them threaded! "Mile. Hattie B. Downing, the American prima donna," is another attraction. And Madam Tussand calls attention to an addition to her chamber of horrors "A portrait model of Kemmler as he was executed. Fac simile of chair and apparatus used at Auburn Prison." Sermons Placed on Sale. "These three advertisements not taken, bow ever, from a daily, but from a London "re ligious" weekly are of interest to me. Noth ing Is said about the sermons being lithographed in script If they are only printed the congre gation might easily discover their pastor's easy efforts toward the promotion of their "personal piety," and the discovery might have a discour aging effect upon them. Here they are preach ing made easy. SERMONS-EIGHTEENTH YEAR Or PUB LICATION. Upon Sunday Gospel, Epistles, and U. T. Lessons. Earnest, original, practical. Aim: To promote personal piety. N. B.More than COO or the clergy have zlven unsolicited testimony to the great superiority or this publica tion. Hncrlmen on annllcatton. Address SI. A. (Cantab), 76. lvydale-road, Nnnhead. 1'eckham. MODERN bERMONS-SIS. ORIGINAL. COM SION sense. All subjects, 2s 6d. Special Harvest festival MSS.. 5s. Rector, Wakerley, Stamford. SOUND CHURCH SERMONS FOREIGN AND home missions, schools, temperance, hospital, funeral, flower service, choir, volunteers. G. F. 8., Introductory, farewell, etc.. 2s 6d each. W eeVly MSS.. no duplicate. 5s. Special to order. 10s 6d. Lecture or paper by arrangement. Rector M., SMiril'S ADVERTISING AGENCY, IE Fleet street London, E. C. The whole look of a London newspaper differs from the appearance of its cotemporary on this side of the water. There is no series of attractive headlines in type of assorted degrees of emphasis. The London editor is content with one plain title. pnERE are no columns of short paragraphs about all things under the sun. Nearly all the paragraphs are long. No "personals," no little glimpses at great men, no spicy bits ol gossip, and not a trace nor glimmer nor smile of anecdotal fun. The London newspaper Is in earnest It bas the Teutonic seriousness which came over with Hengst and Horsa and their battle axes when they landed at Tbanet It bas no snappy little stories. Even .PuncA, whose business is to be funny. Is as sober as a Latin comedy. The London newspaper is dignified. It cannot see any great humor In the habit so inexhaustibly amusing to us of calling eminent meu in public life by their christian names. Only a Dim Appreciation. -"THE London newspaper has but a dim appreciation of the importance of the United States of America. France it knows, and Germany It knows, and Africa and India and Russia it is aware of, but who is America T The patriotic pilgrim -looks in vain for news from home. The American stock-markets get well quoted. That affects the British pocket book. But the newspapers do not seem par ticularly enthusiastic in tbelr Interest in our dolors and sayings- We have ten times as much to say abont England as England bas to say about us. American dentistry and Amen. can drinks appear to be the only feature of our national life which has taken hold as yet upon the British Imagination. Somehow, the London editor seems to have no higher ideal of a newspaper than that it shall be a brief, straightforward, digested, carefully ascertained and accurate statement of facsl The most insignificant paper of any standing in London is the London edition of the New Yrk Herald. It is a little tour-page thin with a full acconnt of the doings of royalty and a meager and scrappy account or everything else. I saw only one paper which I liked less, and that was the Pans edition oftheNewx ork Herald. Some Room for Improvement. Alt the London papers open in the middle. To get at the rest of the paper you must cut the leaves. All the interest is gathered upon the fonrth and fifth pages. The best part of the paper, and the part which most readers read first, is the editorial department This is very well done, indeed, but like that other ex cellent and characteristic European institution, the table d'hote, it is very long drawn out The Daily Ntics, on the day before I sailed from Liverpool, had an editorial of a column's length about the Anti-Slavery Congress; an other on England under tha Regency, being the bright review of a lste book, more than a col umn lone: "Matrons and Maidens" is a tunny pa per on the need of pre-matrlmonial education in mating gooa Dreaa ana cuuivaimc goon tem per. "Short Sentences." "Cabbage Forever" aud "The Anglo-Portuguese Convention," are the other leaders. Tbey are all ably written man attractive, literary style and worth read ing. The titles of these editorials were set into the text. The Standard, on the same day, had editor ials on the Southampton dockers' strike, on tho opening of the Danube and on the meat inspection acts passed by onr Congress. These were allot great length. The 6(ancfarc! was not pleased with the meat inspection business. "A more outrageous enactment than this." It is pleased to say, "has never been framed in a civilized country." "Germany and the Slave Trado," "Convict Prison" and "Indian Railways" are the edi torials of a similar date in the Times, while in the Telegraph, the relations of the clergy to social questions, , the question of substituting camels for donkeys on the seashore at Brighton, and the advantages and disadvantages of "frizzing" the hair, are discussed at great length. The smallness of some of the topics and the large ness of the space which is given to them is an amazement to the Amoricai, reader. The leading papers ot the large English towns are patterned after the newspapers of London. Tbe Liverpool Meicu y, the Manchester Guardian, tho ScoUman and the Glasgow Herald, all show the same broadside of closelv printed advertisements, the same length and emphasis ot editorial matter, and tbe same absence of circus-poster headlines and other features which are dear to the American heart Tbe newspapers of England, so far as they came within my reading, are thoughtful, accurate, clean, aigninea ana eminently re spectable. G.H. COST OF STANDING ABMIES. Some Figures That Give an Idea What Military Expenses Are. From the Harnsburg Tclegram.1 It costs the "Christian" nations of Europe something to illustrate their notion of "peaco on earth, good-will to men." That is it costs them something to keep themselves all ready to blow one another into small fragments. Statistics have beon published in Berlin show ing the amount of military expenditures of the great powers during the last three years. The expenditures in round figures were as follows: France, SL27u,O0O.OOU: Russia, 5813.000,000: Great Britain, $613,000,000; Germany, $607,000,000; Austria-Hungary, 5338,000,000; Italy, $313,300,000. These six powers have expended altogether $3.59,500.000 for military purposes in the last three years, or at tbe rate of more than SL 319,600,000 a year. The total for tho three years considerably exceeds the entire national debt of Great Britain, and is nearly large enoneh to nav the mterest-beannir debt ot tbe United States Bye times over. Tbe correspond ing expenditure in the United States has been about 8145,000.000, exclusive of pensions. If we should add these our total expenditure would be swelled to about $390,000,000. AFTEE A WIFE. Poor Luck of an Illinois Farmer Among German Female Immigrants. :SFECIAL TELEOKAM TO T11E DISFATCH.I New York, November 23. Superintendent of Immigration Weber received to-day a let ter from Peter Miller, a German farmer of Ottawa, 111., asking for a wife. Registry Clerk SUbersteln announced to a group of matronly looking German immigrants that tbere was a husband waiting for any ono of them ho was not over 40 years of ago and had no children. The women crowded around Mr. Silberstein and demanded particular. Miller furnished a complete inventory of his possessions. Some of them were a farm of SO acres, a bank account, two horses and a car riage to take bis wife to church in, and a house with six rooms completely furnished. HeTalo wrote that he was temperate, good-natured, did not grumble and would provide a good home for a good woman. None of the women finally de cided that she wanted Farmer Miller, notwith stannirg that be is a childless widower with no relatives. The Chicago Fair. Fronthe Chicago Tlmes.3 The Chicago fair will. In reality, be an Amer ican exhibition, and the best that can be hoped for is that it will be truly American and not chiefly Western. There is danger that the West will try to do its part on a big scale, so as to overshadow with size and quantity tbe rep resentatives of the rest of the country, destroy ing the symmetry and proportions of thedis play- "Wall Street Flays. From the Boston Herald. The best patronized play at the theaters In New York has for its central theme the peril and escape of a Wall street bank, and a scene of a meeting between the directors and the bank examiner. It is a rather cruel bit of realism just at present JAY GOULD IN WALL STEEET. Philadelphia Call: Mr. Gould buys only what he can pay for, and be has no reason to complain of his ability to pay. New York 6"farr The important changes already assured m the case of Pacific Mail and of Union Pacific are, it is thought, about to be followed by other of similar significance. Chicago Hail: The biggest gobbler in the country will not be sacrificed on the altar of Thanksgiving Day. He will continueiat his old stand in Wall street, picking up railroads as a turkey swallows shelled corn. PniLADELPniA Jlecord: Now that Jay Gonld has obtained controling interest in the Pacific Mail Steamship Company, the move ment upon Congress for steamship subsidy will be resumed with greater activity than ever. Detroit Journal: If -ay Gould and the Standard Oil Company have really joined bands to take possession of tbe railroads of this coun try, there will be no room left In It for anybody else, except perhaps the hostile Indians on the reservations. Wall Street Daily Investor: The Union Pacific and the Missouri Pacific systems have thus been harmonized by tho vigorous use of Mr. Gould's tomahawK and scalping knife. President Adams ba, of course, been slaught ered. Great is the power of money in a bear campaign. New York Tim's: The impending change in the control of the Union Pacific Railway system is said to be the result of an "amicable agreement" between Charles Francis Adams. Frederick L. Ames and Jay Gould. It Is no longer denied that Mr. Adams Is to retire from the presidency and that the Gould interest is to take control. Philadelphia Inquirer: The embattled farmers will have to take their stind against Jay Gould pretty soon if he keeps on gobbling up railroads and advancing transportation rates. By the way, suppose the Farmers' Al liance captures the Government and undertakes to put its theories in practice, what will it do with Jay GouldT Brooklyn Eagle: Mr. Gould's return to Wall street after an absence of five years, has had the effect of stirring things up there gen erally. With the recovery of his health it is tbe impression that he has recovered bis ambi tion and now seeks to carry out some of those grand designs which the failure of his physical powers compelled him to abandon. New York Commercial Advertiser: The most impressive financial sensation of the time is the sudden appearance of Mr. Jay Gould in control of almost every important railroad cor poration whose possession has been temporar ily at stake in the recent decline ot values. The last wees bas developed the fact that, di rectly or indirectly. Mr. Gould has practically come Into possession of four of the most exten sive railway properties whose stocks have been for sale in Wall street tbe Union Pacific and Northern Pacific Railroads in the West the Richmond Terminal railway system in the East and the Pacific Mail Stiamihlp Company. CDRIOUS C0NDEKSATI05S. An old cathedral is still standing about seven miles from Tucson, where it was erected by the first missionaries over three and a half centuries ago. AdistiDguished Bostonian has been pay ing an election bet by playing a cornet on the Back Bay streets and collecting what pennies ho could for the performance. A man in Fort Wayne, Ind., was de tected a few days ago stealing a pair of shoes. In 20 minutes he had been'committed for grand jury action, and in 45 minutes he had begun serving a sentence in jaiL There are about 73,000 persons in prison in the Unltea States. There are, at least as many more persons out of prison who belong to the criminal class, making 150,000 criminals, or one for every 400 inhabitants. The most astonishing novelty in Paris is a circulating machine, invented by M. Bollee, of Le Mans. By simply turning a wheel it adds, multiplies or divides any number of figures up to lines of 15, and with amazing rapidity. The saltest piece of water on earth is the Lake of Urumia in Persia, situated more than 4.000 feet above the sea level. It is much Salter than the Dead Sea, tbe water being found on analysis to contain nearly 22 per cent of salt It is estimated that more than a million cattle and other animals died last winter. In the extreme Western and Southern States and territories, of neglect and starvation, and prob ably hundreds of thousands were frozen to death. The United States mail service and the express companies carry a great many little alligators from visitors in Florida to friends in the North at this time of ye3r, and inexperi enced persons are troubled to know what to do with them. While crlmeis increasing here, therehas been an extraordinary decrease In Great Brit ain, the number of convicts serving sentenceof penal servitude having decreased from 10,500 in 1S83 to 6,400 in 1SS, a decrease of 48 per cent in six years. Of all birds the albatross has perhaps the most extended powers of flight It has been Known to follow a vessel for several suc cessive days without once touching the water, except to pick up floating food; and even then It does not settle. Connected with medieval times are tha very interesting "pilgrim rings," worn by those who had been on a crusade- Sometimes two little feet wero cha3ed on the top, emblems of tho long journey they had trodden under the banner of tho cross. In North AmericathePhalangida?, vari ously known as harvest spiders, harvest-men, dadcy-long-lcgs, etc.. includes bnt twenty-two known species. France has a list of 59 of this family, and those of other European countries are proportionately large. The alligator is one of those animals which'. like tho parrot and tortoise, live for an indefinite term. It is never full grown at less than 20 years, and may grow after that. It Is not known how long it may live, but it common ly attains the ago at 100 years. It was recently round, taking the city or Frankfort which bas a population of 167, 000. and is one of the wealthiest for its popula tion In Germany, that there were 35,287 self supporting adults who were earning an annual income of less than $216 a year. A beautiful memorial ring worn by General Washington in remembrance or his beloved brother is still owned by a Virginia gentleman; and on the outside, in a "curiously wrought style, is engraved tho name of Laur ence Washington, and also the date of bis death." It is said that no animal, whether a hyena or a tapeworm, lives for itself, but for the beneht of posterity, each creature only dying in order to benefit its race; so that every organism, from a wheel-animalcule to a whale, it unknowingly a sort of zoological Marcus Curtius. An Indian lad, aged 9, is in custody at Jubbulpore, charged with having buried alive bis younger brother, aged '3. Tbe prisoner, it Seems, admits having committed the offense, and states thathe and his brother were orphans. He had to beg for a living, and as be could not t.iko the youngster about with him he thought much trouble would be saved by burying htm, A careful inquiry in the Minnesota State Reform School, some time ago, revealed the fact that a majority of tbe boys committed forcrimohad attended Sunday school until near the time of their commitment. Forty per cent or thera came directly from home: 43 per cent more bad lived at home until within one year or their commitment; and only 12 per cent were entirely homeless. Underground London is far more won derful than underground Paris. Take, ror ex ample. Its 3.000 miles of sewers, its 31,000 miles of telegraph wires, its 4,500 miles of water mains, its 3.2C0 miles of gas pipes, all definitely fixed. Yet not even these compare with tho vast cellarage area beneath tbe feet of the pedestrian. In Oxford and Regent streets alone the capacity is said to exceed 140 acres. Every advance in the improvement of the telescope has brought to our knowledge still closer double-stars, tbe distance between them being so magnified as to become visible and measurable. But tho spectroscope has re vealed to us a double-star so closo that no tele scope will show the distance between tbo two stars, altbongh each one of the two stars is bright enough to be visible to the naked eye. In London there is a man who follows the business of tattooing. The majority of his patients are men who liavo designs of a naval character pricked into their skin, but tbere aro also a great many women who employ his art, if it may be termed such. Witn women the decoration 13 usually a bee, a butterfly, a spray of flowers or a monogram. These ornaments are worn inside the wrist, so that tbey can bo hidden by tbe glove, if necessary. The "Man About Town" of the Hew York Star describes a novelty in public wor ship introduced in a Brooklyn Methodist church. It consisted or "five canaries, in as many bright, new wire cages, hanging in a straight line across the center of the audito rium, about 15 feet above the beads of tbe wor shipers. The birds twittered and sang all through tbe morning service", but no one seemed to object to them. Even the preacher appeared to forget their chirping during tha delivery of his sermon." a witty version. She It's such years since we met that perhaps you never heard of my marriage? He-Xo indeed! Is it cr recent enougn for congratulations?-arper' Magazine. Teacher How do you spend Sunday, Tommy? Tommy I can't spend It at all. 1'a makes us keep the Sabbath. -Aew 1'urt Herald. "He is wedded to his art," said Hicks, apropos or Sketchly. the artist. You're wrong. He pays too much attention to Ills art to be wedded at all. He Is engaged to it, " retorted Mrs. Blcks, scornfully. Sew Xort Sun. Bobby (at breakfast-table) Clara, ' did Mr. Spooner take any or the umbrellas or hats from the hall last nlgbt? Clara Why or course not; why should he? Bobby-That's what I'd like to know. I thought he did. cos I beard him say when he was going out I'm going to steal Jnst one, and Why, what's the matter. Clara? A'eicnstl ChrtmicU. , "But why do you want to marry her?" "Because I love her." "My dear fellow, that's an excuse not a rea son." baturday httning Pott. "On what did Mr. Hicks preach this morning?" "On tbe platform." "1 mean about what?" "About 30 minutes." "Von never understand. I want to know what was the subject or his discourse?" "1 don't know. He didn't say." Xew Xork llerahi. A company with 820,000,000 of capital has been organized to navigate the air. Tbe com pany Is to last 09 years, according to Its charter. If It doesn't go up before that time. io Xort Com mercial Advertiser. Husbaud How did you get along while I was away, my dear? "tt ire-Pretty well. Every night I got out some or your old clothes and strewed them around the floor, tracked mud all over the stairs and swore at niyscir occasionally, and It seemed really like home. .Vein Xork Sun. First Tramp Where did you get thatfina overcoat? Second Tramp In the big house at the corner. "I went there only dls mornln' shlverin' wld cold, an they wouldn't give me a rar." "I didn't ask fer clothes fermeseir. I told 'em It was ferth' poor heathen In Central Africa." Epoch. A follower of the profession of jesting, having taken occasion to sneak or the vein of humor, was asked by his flippant vls-a-vls: "In what part or the body does the vein orhumor He!" Without a moment's hesitation, he repllod. "It starts rrom the runny-bone, skirts the humerus, and discharges ra theJesfc-iarperU Xagasln, 'SiibB&l& ,L&K i iJ.tt!.' nO&;Li'" li . s-.&jkiMkb.L2di& LSI t! m&3!!:jLAl2&tx . sPSSHseH &