-rT yWpr i ,"s5r'sKw "fflR t "7t "wsy iir-wjniK' " . -y,J '"45' "- -& fif THEIR FIRSTTURKEY. Howard Fielding's Reminiscences of the Thanksgiving That Followed His Honeymoon. HE WAS THE CHEF DB CUISINE. Painful Confession of His Better Half That Inspired Him With a Great Deal of Moral Courage. BHATING THE FOWL'S WHISKEES. Tity Lulii Eta WHa i Bolkng Pin and Hurswly Craped a Bij Explosion. rwnrrrix roa thx disfxtcili At the coining of this Beason, memory al ways carries me back to the first Thanksgiv ing Day in that household of which I am the nominal head. Not a line of the picture Jades beyond recall; partly because I date the best blessing for which any man can offer thanks back to that period, and partly because the dinner at our flat that day left an everlasting impression uu my digestive apparatus. We had been married but a few weeks, and I had much to lie thankful ior. Maude, too, seemed resigned. Even that dinner, if I had knawn 1 was to survive it, might have had a silver lining. It is natural to sup pose that we could have wished to dine by the licht of the honeymoon with only each other for company, Maude was so proud of her home, and "I was so proud of her, and we were both so proud of me. as a man whom even the most indUcritninating and nearsighted observer would recognize ns a model husband, that we resolved to ask Top Kevnolds up to dinner. I will remark, in parenthesis that Tom, being discriminating and far-sighted, stayed away on this occa sion, but we expected him, and made preparations to fill him with turkey, pie, and a desire to forsake the lonely path of celibacy. A VERY LIBEEAL MAX. The servant told me to order my turkey in ad vance.and she suggested an eight-pounder; but as I walked to the butcher's shop, the warm, expansive generosity of my heart rose up and protested against such niggardliness. An eight-pound turkey might be the right sort of a bird for a bachelor to take home to his lonely apartment, and cook over an alochol lamp. I could see, in fancy, some poor solitarv man gnawing an eight-pound turkey by the dying embers, withronly one plate and one chair, and the spirit of deso lation for company. But for a married man whose heart was on both sides of the table, and his friend on one end of it, no lean and scanty fowl would answer. I would not have Tom to go awav and say "poor Howdy; now that he is married, he has to ccouomiz?, and live on eight-pound turkey." "Give me a large one, fat, 14-pound turkey." said I to the butcher, "and dont try to'palm off an inferior bird upon us, for my wife can tell his age without looking at his teeth." And the butcher cut a pieee of "sirloin" Meak off the under side of the round, and swore that his word was as good as his bond. THE SEBVAXT DISAPPEAEED. On the evening before Thanksgiving our servant went to call upon some friends, and I am sorrv to say that her absence was pro longed SO days" beyond her intention, by judicial interference. But the turkey ar rived on time, and he was a fine biped, as I remarked to Maude, after receiving him Irnm the hands of the butcher's bov. Maude looked nervous, and asked if I didn't think Bridget would come back in time. I said I didn't, and then added that I was awfully sorrv my own little Maude would have the trouble ol cookiuc the turkey, but that the pie-sure to be derived from eating a turkey which she had cooked would unlit a man for properly appreciating the joys of paradise. She turned her lace away, and had a small, convulsive Miasm, which I attributed to gr Hilled vanity. The miuutrs flew by and Bridget did not come. Wc had breakfasted on selections from the cupboard, with coffee of my own preparation. My coffee may not be as clear - iftl fl ' ' v m -r II Julius Enters the Oven. ps some, but it is a wakeful and meditative fluid which I would not recommend to sin neis. MAUDE MAKES A COhTESSIOjr. By 0 o'clock it became evident that the preparation ot that turkey would devolve upon Maude. She was pale, but outwardly calm. We invaded the kitchen together. The turkey lay upon the table, and his di mensions were imposing and awful. Maude ast one long, pallid stare at him; then she rew a gasping breath, turned suddenly and ci 1 lound her with her face buried in a iiow. hat's the matter, Maude?" I asked. l he turkey wou't bile jou, he's dead." "bo away. llotidjr," said she. in a voice .errupted by sobs. "'You ill never love any more. I have deceived you; O eily deceived vou, I cannot, cannotcook. ive me to my remorse." My dearest love," said I, endeavoring to laugh, "vou never told mc jou conld .. It I thought so, the responsibility is Itv mine. The mistake arose from my tal inability to imagine anything h you could not do if you tried." A LITTLE BIT DUBIOUS. uude dug her head into the pillow, and ited in saving that she was a wicked, uful woman. I perceived that a change cues was necessary. Iv dear," said I, "arise and see me It will do you good." e allowed an eye to be visible, and e was an incredulous look: in it. an you bake a turkey?" she asked. eop!e don't bake turkeys," said I; v roast 'em. I don't pretend to be a i-liit on the subject, but I, can cook in uerai sort of a nay, and it's my opinion between us we can get up a dinner as Tom never saw before." e went out into the kitchen and started e. It was getting late and time was ious, so I sprinkled the fuel liberally Juliets Takes a Shave. fe1' r. e-i-Y L S with kerosine oil, opened all the draughts and let her hum. Then we approached the ""Maude," said I, "this bird it all right except his complexion. He has a dark, dis sipated look which I don't like." "It's because he hasn't been shaved," Maude said. "The little feathers haTto be cut off close to his skin." THEY SHAVED THE TUCKET. "Don't they burn 'em off? I've heard about singeing fowl. Of course they do. Just lift off that stove lid and we'll improve his personal appearance in a hurry." Maude lifted the lid, and a column of flame rose half way up the ceiling. "You'll burn him all up if you put him in there," cried Maude, and she hastily re placed the cover. "We never can serve him up with those whiskers on him," said I, looking ruefully at the turkey. "I guess we'll have to come back to your original suggestion and shave him." While Maude prepared some bread crumbs lor "stuffing," I got out my razor and tried to scrape the turkey into ihape. But he didn't take kindly to a dry shave. I had to lather hits. I felt so much like a barber while I was engaged in this process and the poor turkey looked so human and wretched that I got to talking to him. I called him Julius Caesar and asked him his opinion on various topics the tariff, the weather, and the condition of trade. Afterwards I in quired whether he would have bay rum or "tonic"; and then I gave him a wet sham poo in a large pan, and called "nextl" These trifling pleasantries put Maude in good humor, and she said that cooking was a good deal easier than she had supposed. EAUMED THE LOAD DOWJT. Wc encountered some difficulties in stuff ing the turkey, owing to our inexperience, but with the aid of the rolling-pin as a ram rod I at length succeeded in concealing the bread crumbs which Maude had prepared. Then we sewed him air tight with a darning needle. After these formalities I put Julius on his back in a pan; poured some water over him, peppered and salted him, and offered him such other delicate attentions as were suggested by recollections of mygrand mother in the old Thanksgiving and Christ mas times down Bast. We had conducted these operations in the dining room because it was large enough for two people to move about in without knocking each other down. I now raised the bier of Julius and bore him towards the kitchen. But the stove had been busy dur ing my absence. It was absolutely redbot in every part, and the paint on the opposite wall was beginning to blister. When I put mv bead into the room my hair curled up. I stopped so suddenly that Maude ran vio lently against me and bumbed her nose on my shoulder blade. She screamed, and I dropped Julius on the floor. A VERY WARM PLACE. I consoled Maude for her mishap, and by that time the open door had cooled the kitchen so much that I could get inside and pick up Juliu-, hut neither Maude nor I dared approach the stove near enough to open the oven. I lost nearly all of my moustache in various reckless attempts. Finally I got the blower and poker from the parlor grate, and by holding the blower be fore my face like an old Roman's shield I managed to get near enough to open the oven door with the poker. Then by the same tactics I slid the corpse of Julius into his crematory and shut him up. "There's one good thing about a fire like that," said I, with the air of a ten-thousand- dollar chef de cuisine, "if anything gets within fen feet of the stove it's bound to be cooked." "But wou't he burn?" said Maude. "I should think one of us ought to stir him or turn him over now and then." The suggestion appealed strongly to mv judgment, so I lashed the poker to the end ot the broom handle, and thus made a weapon of great culinary usefulness. When it was done, we inspected Julius. A great and alarming change had come over him. He did not appear to be burned, but be had swelled to the siz.- of an ostrich. His skin was as tight as the head o' a drum, and it had stretched till it was transparent. He was such a fearful looking object that Maude ran away, to weep, but the sense of a deep responsibility would not permit me to desert my pos-. I selected a long fork and approached the oven. JULIUS WAS RELIEVED. "Julius," said I, stabbing him with the fork, "what makes you act this way?" Julius replied with a long, plaintive whistle, after which he resumed his natural form, or thereabouts. I decided that his sudden inflation had been due to steam fiom the moist bread crumbs. I told Maude that the danger of an explosion was over and she consentrd to return. Together we watched and tended Julius with affectionate care during the next two hours, and at the end of that time he was no mean bird. We had discovered the mysteries of "basteing," and Maude had concocted a gravy. We had baked sweet potatoes, machine-made mince pies from the grocery store, and cafe noir of my own preparation, which was as much blacker than ordinary black coffee as a negro is darker than a white man. But Tom didn't come, and I was greatly disappointed. I wanted to point to that turkey with pride and say that my wife cooked it. Then if Tom noticed anything funny about the turkey he wouldn't blame me. LASTED A LONG TIME. We had to eat it all alone. We only made a good beginning at dinner; and we dined so late, after waiting for Tom, that we hadn't much appetite for supper. For breakfast we hadn't much appetite, either that is, not for turkey. I have a secret suspicion that Maude lunched oil' something else, for Julius showed no signs of diminution when I re turned for dinner. Maude had tried vainly to get another sen ant during the day, but she had failed; and so to save her the trouble of cooking anything, we had Julius tor breakfast. I did not eat heartily, and neither did Maude. When I lelt the house I advised her to take a good, square lunch, and remarked by way of inducement that she was looking a little thin. The ghost of Julius haunted me during the day. I had mildly suggested to Maude that we might have something else for din ner. butshesaid it would be wasteful. 1 took occasion to invite several friends home to dinner, but they all had engagements. Then I meditated sending a telegram to Maude that I was detained down town, but that was too mean. I could not leave her to face Julius alone. THE LAST OP JULIUS. Maude had endeavored to disguise Julius in a stew, but I recognized him at dinner and my appetite fled. "Maude," said I, "don't you think our poor old washerwoman would like the rest of this stew?" "No use. Howdy," said Maude, "this is only just part of him." For five days nobody came to help us onfi but at last my sister-in-law. hearing that Maude was without a servant, came around. to see us. tone agreed to cook the dinner, TiVing the Turkey. and when I took my place at the table, be hold, there were the bones ofVulius in a soup. Maude took one look at him and left the table. "Jennie," said I, to my sister-in-law, "is all that turkey in the soup?" "Why, yes, Howard, I believe so," she said surprised. I lifted the tureen from the table and poured the contents out of the back window. It struck on the janitor's head, bat I paid bim for a hat and a vest and an injured dig nity, without a murmur, for the ghost ot Julius was laid at rest. Howard Fieldiho. IN THE GOVERNOR'S GIFT. The Various Offices Mr. Pattlson Will Have to Distribute Among His Democratic and Republican Supporters How the Various Places Pay. The best paying offices Governor-elect Pattison will have to give out, says the Philadelphia Press, are the Attorney Gen eralship and tho Secretary of the Common wealth. The former receives a salary of $3,500, but the fees of the office make it worth, in the estimation of leading lawyers, anywhere between J16.000 and $18,000 a year. The salary of the Secretary of the Commonwealth is only $1,000 a year, hut he also receives fees which bring his salary up to ahout 512,000 or 513.000 per annum. Either ol these officers are better paid than the Governor, who receives a salary of 510.000 and no fees. The other offices which the Governor has the power to fill, together with the salaries attached, are as follows: Adjutant General J2,flOO- bupcrlnteodentot Public Instruction z,ouo Insurance Commissioner 3,000 State Litiranan 2.500 Private Secretary to Governor 2.500 Executive Clerk 1.500 Assistant to Executive Clerk: 1,300 Messenger 1.200 Page 300 Night Watchman 900 Factorv Inspector 1.500 Kight Uitumlnous Mine Inspectors, each. 2.000 Seven Anthracite Mine Inspectors, each.. 3,000 The Governor has almost twice as many more appointments, but they are nearly all to positions of honor with no salaries at tached. .There are also some offices in Phil adelphia that he has to fill, and they pay. He will have the appointment of four mem bers of the StatePharmaceutical Examining Board. This is one of the boards that pay. Its duty is to examine all persons who may desire to enter the retail drug business in the State, and to investigate all violations of the law, and prosecute all offenders. He also appoints the members ot the State Board of Health. The members of this board are paid their traveling and other necessary expenses. The State Fisheries Commissioners and the Geological Survey Commissioners are also appointed by the Governor, and are paid their expenses. The members of the State Board of Charities re ceive similar compensations. In addition to these he appoints all of the managers of the Danville, Warren and Har risburg hospitals for the insane, three man agers of Dixmont Hospital and five mana gers of the Norristown. The nine trnstees of the Miners' Hospital at Ashland are also appointed by him, as are the five managers of the Huntington Reformatory, the five in spectors of the Eastern Penitentiary and two of the five inspectors of the Western Peni tentiary. In case of vacancies in any of the State or county offices he is authorized to fill such vacancies until the next general elec tion. STAB OF THE SOUTH. Appearance of the Fourth Largest Diamond In the World. The largest out diamond in the world is the Orloff; the sec ond in size is the Pitt, or Begent diamond; the third is the Flor- Star of the South as entine, or Grand Dia Founa. jaoad; the fourth is the Star of the South This great stone is a gem of singular beau ty, fonnd by a negress at work in the mines of Brazil in 1853. It was at first sold $15.- Star of the South as 000, but subsequently cuiatae new. realized $400,000. The cutter was Voorsanger, of Coster's great establishment, at Amsterdam, and in his hands the diamond lost rather more than half of its original weight The reflected light is . perfectly white, hut, strange to say, it assumes by re fraction a certain rose Star or the South aitint, very agreeable to Cut Top View, the eye. This prob ably unique phenomenon is due, no doubt, to the peculiar prismatic form imparted to the crystal, perhaps unconsciously, by the cutter. THE SCOTCHMAITS THISTLE. An Old Story explaining Why It is the National Emblem. The story goes that many years ago an army of Danes landed on the Scottish shores, and, finding that their approach had been unheralded, determined to attack the Scotch army by night. Approaching the sleeping camp with the greatest caution, success seemed almost certain, when sud denly there arose from one of the Danes an awful scream, which aroused the men they were about to attack. The screaming in vader couldn't be blamed when it was known he was barefooted and had stepped on a thistle; but the sturdy Scotchmen soon armed themselves, fought well, and van quished their enemies. To show their gratitude for the plant that had been their salvation, it was determined that the thistle should be the emblem of Scotland, and the motto, ".Nemo me impune lacessit" (No man provokes me with im punity), is one of the most applicable ex tant. However, the bride assumes it for good luce, and not because she wishes to be aggressive. SOUB FOOD AND C0KSTJMPTI0K. Dr. Salisbury's Experiment on Guinea Figs In Regard to Tuberculosis. Xtw York Tribune. Dr. Salisbury has spent many years in ex perimenting upon different animals, and has given most ol his life to the study' o phthisis. He experimented upon 200 guinea pigs at one time, half of which he fed upon certain kinds ol sour food and the rest upon street diet. The pigs which were fed upon the sour food died from consumption within a short time, while the rest lived. This goes to prove his theory that tuberculosis of the iungs is caused by certain kinds of food. Not Keachlng the Goal. Boston Courier. Now out on the campus, AH blowing like grampus, The lusty collegians gather in squads. The hair-backs" and "rushers," The "tickers'' and crushers. Disporting like wild Bacchanalian gods. Now londly a wrangle, Now tied lu a tauirle A very grotesque anatomical mesh - Now bedlam begetting. Now puffing and sweating Like farmer with barnful of buckwheat to thresh. And wnen, at conclusion, In gory confusion The bones and the features from campus are picked, 'Twonld seem that, as show forth The gashes and so forth. The coal is the one thing that hasn't been kicked. Without doubt the most wonderful remedy lor pain is Salvation OiL It sells for 23 cents.' " " THE ' PITTSBURG . DISPATCH, SUNDAT, NOVEMBER . 23 THANKSGIVING MENU. Ellico Serena Gels Up ail Ideal Din ner for Kelt Thursday. SHE STEAMS HER FAT T0KKET. How to Prepare the Dainty Dishes That Go Along WUh I( HINTS FOE QDEENS OP THE EAKGE IWBITTSH TOB TKB PISPATCH.1 Thanksgiving Day, as we are accustomed to it, is distinctively and peculiarly an American holiday; and, although it is now by custom and unwritten law a permanent institution, yet it is difficult to determine how it came'to be so. The authorities which pnrport to be authentic as to its origin and the circumstances vihich have brought it ahout do not by any means harmonize. It is, however, agreed that a very common and prevalent notion that it is traceable to the Puritans and Plymouth Bock is an errone ous one. The fact is well prayed that many days of fasts and likewise of thanksgivings were appointed to be observed in England in the time of Queen Elizabeth. During the Rev olution fast days and thanksgivings were of frequent occurrence.' After peace was es tablished, efforts weru made in some of the States to keep a stated day annually for a thanksgiving, but this in many cases was bitterly opposed, but always on political grounds. Those who doubted the expedi ency and even the right of a Governor or the President to fix a day and set it apart for that purpose were of .all parties. Among them was Thomas Jefferson, the author of the declaration. CUSTOM dBOWN 1KTO LAW. But now it seems to be an accepted insti tution, and as such it is a singular example of custom making lav. For the President wjben he issues his proclamation fixing the day and requesting the people to observe it, has, so it is said, no warrant of law" for it; but singularly also almost every State has by law declared the day which the Presi dent shall appoint for Thanksgiving a legal holiday. But it is as one of the great social festi vals that the majority of people now regard this day. More and more is it looked for ward to with anticipations of pleasure, as a period of joy and gratefulness when there shall be a family meeting, when friends are to be invited and expected to partake of our hospitality, when the table will be supplied with good cheer and everybody is expected to be responsive to those generous feelings which are round us and touch us on every sine. On these occasions that cheerfulness and those offers of welcome must not be for gotten, lacking which feasts olten prove tasteless. None knew this better than Lady Macbeth, whose breeding and courtesy will not be questioned. She notes that her husband at the banquet cannot touch his food, and she says in queenly fashion: My royal lordt You do not give the cheer; the feast is sold. That la not often vouched while 'tis a making, 'Tis given with welcome. Xo feed were best at home; From thence, the sauce to meat is ceremony; Meeting were bare without It. And now to dinner: 3 THANKSGIVING MENU. Raw Oysters, Thin Slices of Buttered Brown Bread, Cream Soup, Salted Almonds, Celery, Olives, Boiled Fish. Cream Sauce. Boiled Potato Balls, Steamed Tnrkev, Oyster Dressing, Giblet Sauce, Jellied Cranberries, Baked Ham, Baked Macaroni, Creamed Cauliflower, Simmered Onions. Whipped Potatoes, Sweet Bread Salad, Cheese Straws, Squash Pudding, Mlnce'Pie, Nuts. Frnlts, Raisins, Coffee. Bi.'W OTSTBKS. For eacn gaest serve three large oysters, garnished with thin slices of lemon. CKHAM SOUP. One quart of good veal stock: one onion and three potatoes cut in small pieces and a bit of mace. Boil these in the stock for one hour, very slowly. Add a pint of rich milk (or a pint of milk and cream), a little mincrd parsley; 'a tablespoontul of four (or arrowroot) mixed In a little milk or cold stock, and a teaspoonf ul ot butter. CREAH SAUCE FOB FISH. Pat in a double boiler one pint of cream or equal parts of cream and milk. When it begins to boil stir in four rounded tablespoonruls of butter, rubbed with four level tablespoonf als of flour. Season with salt and add a tablespoonful of chopped parsley. STEAMED TUBCET. Select a young, plump hen tu. key, have it carefully drawn and well spchiged with water. Dissolve a little baking soda and rinse out the inside. Wipe dry, and rub all over (Inside too) with salt and pepper. Fill with the dressing, sew up, truss, and lard with a thin strip or two of salt pork. Suspend in a steamer over a pan to catch the drippings. If the turkey is large steam lor nearly three hours, then place in the baker on a meat rack, baste frequently with some ot the gravy and turn until every part Is richly uruwueu. OYSTER DRESSING.'' Take a pound of stalo bread, grate, and mix with two beads of celery the best parts minced, a half pound ot melted butter, a dash of cayenne, white pepper and salt to taste, and such sweet herbs minced as are desired. Take two quarts of oysters, put them singly into a colander, remove any bits of shell, dash with cold water and add to the bread crumbs. Strain the liquor, moisten the dressing with parts of it, and fill the turkey. Baste frequently with equal parts of the oyster liquor and water. JELLIED CRANBERRIES. Pick and wash a quart of cranberries. Put In a stew pan with half a pint of boiling water. Cook for ten minutes, add a pound of granu lated sugar, cook ten minutes longer, and turn into a wet mold to cool. BASED HAM. Soak a ham over night in plenty of cold water. bcrapc. trim, cover with a thick batter, or paste, of flour and water. Place in a bake pan on a rack, and, if large, allow 25 minutes to the pound. When done remove batter and skin, dredge with bred crumbs, and brown. Garnish with crisp parsley. The ham may also be baked in spiced vine gar, sweetened. It should be basted frequently. BAKED 1IAOABONI. Put halt a pound of imported macaroni to boil in plenty of cold water. When the boiling point is reached add a lump of butter and a level teaspoontul of salt. Boil steadily for 10 minutes drain and arrange in layers with bread crumbs, a half pound ot grated cheese, a quarter of a pound of butter and such seasoning as is required. For the last layer have plenty of cheese and Just a sprinkle of bread crumbs. Cover with a pint of milk and set in the oven just long enough to brown. Too long baking renders macaroni tough, and 1 may also add that it is more tender when put to boil in cold water. The opposite course u pursued by many cooks. CREAMED CAULIFLOWER. Select firm, white lioads, remove the outside leaves and immerse in cold saltwater for an hour before conking. Wrap in netting or cheese cloth, plunge into plenty of boiling water, well salted, and cook until render. Drain, remove the cloth and serve hot, with cream dressing. SIMMERED ONIONS. Select small white onions, cover for a few minutes with boiling water. Change the water, add a little salt, and sim mer slowly for an hour. Drain, return to tho fire, put in a large lump of butter, season highly, and pour in some thick sweet cream. , Do not stir the onions while cooking. WHIPPED POTATOES. Boll potatoes of uniform size in salted water until tender. . Drain and beat light and creamy. Whip into the potatoes with a large fork two tablespoonf als of melted butter, and enough hot milk to soften them. Serve steaming hot. ' SWEET BBEAD SALAD. Soak the sweet breads in cold salted water, removing skin and fl.bersj parboil 2D minater, and when cold cut In small pieces and mix with chopped celery. Hcrve witu mayonnaise (resting. CHEESE STRAWS. Three tablespoonfuls of Parmesan, or any other good, rich cheese, three tablespoonf uls of sifted flour, one teaspoonful of butter, half a tea spoontul of salt and the yolk of an egg, beaten with a tablespoonful of Ice water. Stir these ingredients together until smooth and add the beaten white. Divide into two parts and roll thin on a floured molding board, . Shape into small rings, and cut strips about fonr inches long and one-balf inch wide. Place both on creased paper In a baking pan, and bake for 15 minutes in a very moderate oven. They should be of light brown color. Put the strips in bundles and place in the rings. Cheese straws may also be tied in bundles with a bright ribbon, or piled, log cabin style, on a fancy dish. 9 SQUASH PUDDING. Take half a winter squash, cut in pieces, re move the seeds and steam until tender. Scrape the pulp from the rind, press through a sieve and to one quart add five level table spoonfuls of butter and a quartof boiling milk. When cold add a level teaspoonful of glnsor, a plnrh of Bait, a pinch of allspice, two table spoonfuls of cinnamon, a pound of brown sugar, and the yolk of eight well beaten eggs. Mix well and itir in the whites of the eggs, beatm to a stiff froth. Bake in a moderate oven in pans lined with rich paste. As the mixture should be thick as boiled cus tard it mav be necessary to add more milk. The quantity of spice may be increased if the taste requires it. CHOICE MINOE-MEAT. Take 4 pounds of choice rump steak, which, by boiling, will be reduced to two pounds. Chop it fine and mix with it i pounds of chopped apple, three-quarters of a pound of good beef suet (skin removed) minced to pow der, two pounds of currants, washed, dried and floured, a quarter of a pound of citron, minced and floured, the jnlce of one lemon, the pulp of one largo orange, 4 tablcspoonfuls of pow dered cinnamon, one heaping tablespoonful of powdered clove. Z pounds of sugar, part of It brown, three grated nutmegs, three pounds of raisins (stoned) and boiled untii quite tender.ta cupful or two ot the raisin liquor, some good sweet cider and a cupful of sweet pickle syrup or vinegar. Add more sugar and spice If necessary. Bake in rich paste with or without npper crust. If baked without an upper crust, cover with greased paper, and when done spread with a meringue of the whites of egg beaten to a stiff froth, and sweetened. BALTED ALMONDS. Shell a pouud or more of almonds, cover with boillnsr water and let stand for afewminntes. Throw them Into cold water and rub the skin off with the ringers. Moisten with fresh butter or olive oil. sprinkle with salt and set in the oven wnich should be moderate for ten minutes to brown. COFFEE. Let the coffee be pure Mocha, picked over land. Have it coarsely ground, clarified with gen uine Russian Isinglass. Serve it hot and strong. ELLIC2 Serena. CHIMPANZEES WITH T0ECHES. Wonderful Story of Their Performances Touched for by Emln. TheMsongwa forest is infested by a tribe of chimpanzees of great stature, who make almost nightly raids on the villages and little plantations of the Msvra natives, carry ing away the bananas and other fruits, says Stanley in bis book. There is nothing very remarkable about this fact, 'since many kinds of animals make pillaging forays upon the habitations of men; but the sur prising part of Emin's narrative is the statement that, to these thieving raids, the chimpanzees make use'of lighted torches to hunt out the fruit "If I had not myself been a witness of this spectacle," Mr. Stanley reports Einin as saying, "nothing would ever have made me believe that any race of monkeys pos sessed the art of making fire." On one occasion, Emin says, a chim panzee of this intelligent tribe stole a drum from the huts of his Egyptian troops and made off with it, beating it as he raD. The monkey took the drum to the headquarters of his own "people," who were evidently much charmed with it, for the Egyptian soldiers often heard the monkeys beating it vigorously, but irregularly. Sometimes in the middle of the nicht some sleepless chimpanzee wonld get up and go to beating the arum. BAD PATENT LAW. The Bell Telephone litigation Shows a Weakness In tho System. The number of claimants of priority of in vention in the Bell telephone suits, and in several other cases where important electri cal interests were involved, has shown the necessity that the law on this subject should be very clearly defined, both for the preven tion of future litigation and the protection of existing interests. It has been decided by the Commissioner of Patents that the mere statements of an applicant for a patent that he disclosed the invention is of no avail, either to constitute evidence of dis closure or to impart sufficiency to a state ment of facts in themselves inadequate, un less he states by what agency the disclosure was made and the details ot which it con sisted. Sketches and models should be pro duced, if possible, or else reproduced from memory. If verbal disclosures are relied upon, the language is to be stated as nearly as possible. THE BUXE OF TEE E0AD. An Old Piece of Poetry That Embodies the Regulations of English Custom. In the event of the adoption of the sug gestion that the rising generation should be taught the rule of the road, a correspondent in the Newcastle, Eng., Chronicle, S3ys the lesson could not be more pleasantly con veyed than in the following old lines, the second quatrain of which is not so generally familiar as the first: The role ot the road Is a paradox quite, Both in riding and driving along; If you go to the left you are sure to be right, If you go to the right you are wrong. But in walking the streets 'tis a different case, To the right it is right you should near; To the left should be left quite enough of free space For the persons you chance to meet there. " Lady Stndent In Gown. Philadelphia Kecord.l The students at the Women's Medical College on North College avenue have, for some time past, been discussing the ques tion of donning a distinctive gown and cap while in attendance at the colelge. The war upon the subject is vigorous, with the chances, of the govrn and can being 1. adopted, as shown in ine sketch above, 13 - 1890. f OR NEXT THURSDAY. ihanksgiving Eecipes From the Good Wives of Washington. MRS. LOGAN'S FAMOUS MINCEMEAT Boips, Pies, Cakes and Paddings to Go With the Savory Turkey. STOMACH TICELESS FOB NOTED MEN rCOItEiSPONDEXCI OF THE D1SPATCB.1 Washington-, November 22. Thanks giving comes next Thursday, and prepara tions are going on at the homes of our statesmen in Washington. It used to be that most of the prominent men ate their Thanksgiving dinners in their own States. This was when it was not the fashion to bring their families to the Capital. Now the most of our great men are rich men. They own homes in Washington as well as elsewhere, and many of them keep their families here the year round. There will be at least $100,000 spent in Washington next week on Thanksgiving turkey, and the mince meat in the markets could not be packed into a freight car. A great deal of money will be spent here in charity. The churches are organizing, and it may be that some of the Cabinet will do as Secretary Whitney did, and give each of his department clerks an order for a fat, round turkey. The President's turkey will probably come from Bhode Island, and there is no doubt that he will as usual re ceive a number from different parts of the country. Mrs. Harrison has not yet planned her Thanksgiving dinner, save that she has decided to have roast turkey, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. THE XHANESaiYINQ BOASTS. I have visited during the past week a number of leading ladies, and baveprocured from them recipes for Thanksgiving dishes, and" points on Thanksgiving dinners. Every woman has some new idea to offer, and the advice of all is the result of their own per sonal experience. Mrs. Justice Field tells me that she received a number of angry letters from temperance women because she once advised that the Thanksgiving turkey be fed on English walnuts and sherry a few days before it is killed. But she tells me that the bird likes to feed on it, and that it makes them delicious and tender. Mrs. Representative Henderson, of Illi nois, says that the tnrkey should be roasted about three hours, and that she stuffs it with a pint of oysters, two stalks of celery, and a raw egg. Into the mixture she puts two thirds of a cup of butter, chops the whole very fine and seasons it with salt, pepper and nutmeg. When her turkey is done, it is a dish fit for the queen. Mrs. Congress man Smith, of Illinois, stews her turkey a halt an hour before she roasts it, and she roasts it in a covered pan in order to pre serve the flavor and the steam. She has a giblet gravy she makes by boiling the gib lets, then chopping them, and after season ing and thickening with a tablespoonful of flour wet with cold water, let3 them simmer for an hour longer and sends them to the table. IN G ALLS OUGHT TO BE FAT. There is no better cook at the Capital than Mrs. Senator Ingalls. She can cook a turkey to the Queen's taste, and if John J. Ingalls could be fattened by anything, he would be a very Falstaff from the appetite created by the visions of Mrs. Ingalls' roast duck. She roasts her ducks first, then when they are cold she puts them into a stew pan and boils them for 15 minutes with one pint of tomatoes, a tablespoonfnl of onion juice, some salt and pepper, a little cornstarch and two dozen olives, and serves it hot. Another famous cook is Mrs. John A. Logan. It is from her that I get my recipe for Thanksgiving mince meat, and this is the way she makes it: Two tiounds of beef. choDDed fine, after bolne cooked; two pounds of suet, chopped flee; four pounds of raisins, four pounds of apples, eight oranges, the peal of half a pound of citron, all chopped fine; one ounce of cinnamon, one of allspice, one of nntmeg and two pounds of brown sugar. There is nothing nicer than the salad as a Thanksgiving entree, and Mrs. Logan has given me the following directions as to the dressing of the salad dish: Take the white inside leaves of cabbage and make a border, not allowing the leaves to fall too far over the sides of theVdlsb, or make a border of curled lettuce; then place the salad Inside, smoothing It nicely, slice four small cucumber pickles lengthwise, which will make eizht nieces: pass each piece through a white rine of a hard-boiled egg and place them here and there; or you can place all the ends to gether in the center of the dish, allowing the other ends to diverge. This will form a kind of flower. It will look prettier if a small round slice of jelly Is placed where the ends meet; MBS. MOOBE'S THANKSGIVING FISH. Washington is a great fish market. Both ocean and lakes send their choicest to our table. Mrs. Surgeon General Moore excels in her cooking ot fish, and this is the way she prepares white fish a la creme: Kubthe fish well with salt and put it Into a kettle with just sufficient cold water to cover it As soon as it comes to a boil, set it where it will simmer for one hour. Then drain it well, and remove the large bones. Put one ounce of flour into a sauce-pan, to which add by degrees a quart of milk, mix very smooth, add one large onion sliced, a bunch of parsley, a little nutmeg, salt, pepper to taste, place all over the fire and stir constantly till It becomes thick, then add a auarter of a pound of butter pass it through a sieve place a little of the sauco upon tho dish in which the fish is to be dished, then pour over the fish the hot sauce, set In a warm oven and let it brown. The white of an egg well beaten and spread over it will make it brown better. To prevent tho china dish from breaking or discoloring, place it In a pan of hot water be fore setting in tho uven. Once tasted will never be forgotten. There are no better livers in the United States than the officers of the army and navy. The wives of our admirals are, as a rule, splendid cooks, and the following from Mrs. Admiral Selfridge is rich and luscious. It is a spiced gravy for turkey or goose, and it reads: MBS. SELFBJDOE'S SPICED GBAVT. Take the giblPts and pat into three pints of water, when it boils add a pinch of salt, skim, and add a few cloves, whole pepper corns and ground orange peel, and chopped half onion; let it boll one honr; then toast half a dozen crackers very brown, add half a class of red wine, let it boil until the giblets are perfectly tender; then add a piece of butter half the size of an egg; put into a spider with two spoonsfnl of flour, and brown well; while quite hot pour into the gravy and stir well; when smooth, pour back again Into the pot. Let It all simmer f ora few minutes, and when it is done, strain, braid the liver and put in. Mrs. Colonel Ernst is a noted New Eng land housewife, und her squash pie is one of her specialties. She warrants it good if prop erly carried out, and it will be an addition to any Thanksgiving treat. It reads as follows: One 8miH squash, Doll tender with sufficient water to steam It. and rnb through a sieve; one pint of milk; one egg to each pie, equaling three eggs to a pint beat the eggs very light, sweeten to taste with brown sugar: add a pinch of salt; two giated nutmegs. Stir all well together and place on the deep plates already prepared with the pastry. Sift a little sugar over the top of each to assist in the browning. "OT "C1 XT1 and at the same time extend -our business make new customers.we have decided to or Daguerrotvpe. of voursclf or any member of your-family. Hying or dead, and we will make you a IJFE SIZE CBA"YON PORTRAIT FREE OP CHARGE, provided you exhibit it to your friends as a sample of our work, and use your influence in securing us -future oiders. Place name and address on back of picture and it will be returned in perfect order. We make any change in picture you wish, not interfering with the likeness. Refer to any bank in New York. Address all mail to PACIFIC JPOBTMAIT HOUSE, BROADWAY THEATER BUILDING, XEW YORK. . PIVEAJSE Bake in a moderately hot oven for about one hour. Another recipe from the same source, for oyster soup, is truly delicious : Two quarts of strained oysters; boil three pints ot milk; braid ud two teaspnonsful of flour with one onnce of butter: one teaspoonf u of white pepper; two teaspoonful of salt. Let the milk come to a boll, then add the mixtnre and toss in the oysters, let them boil up once no longer add a teacupful of rich cream. Before dishing, add two wine classes of Madiera. 'This soup is best made about ten minutes before serving. MBS. TUCEEB'S CBANBEBBY JELX.T. Cranberry sauce is an important Thanks giving item, and the following recipe 'for cranberry Jelly has been tested again and again, and has never been found wanting. Mrs. General Logan's daughter, Mrs. Major Tucker, gives it to me. It reads: Boil one quart of cranberries with sufficient water to prevent them from burning; strain through a sleye; add sugar to taste, and again boll until thick. Pour Into a mould and set aside until cold, when It can be turned out. Mrs. Senator Dolph has written ont for me two recipes, one for spice-cake, and one for snow pudding. Either will be found de licious. The spice-cake is made as follows: One cup water; one cup butter; one cup syrnp, or New Orleans molases;one and one half cups sugar; three cups flour: three eggs; two toaspoonsfnl (moderately full) yeast pow der: two teaspoonsful (heaping) ground cinna mon: one teaspoonful (moderately full) ginger; one-half teaspoonful all-spice; one-quarter, or less, teaspoonful cloves, mace and nutmeg, (each.) Here is the recipe for snow pudding: Soak one-half box gellatine In one half pint of cold water for an hour. Then add ODe pint boiling water, stir till dis solved: add one cup of sugar, and the juice of two lemons. When partly congealed, whip in the whites of two eirffs. Prepare the gellatine over night. To be. served with whipped cream or custard, A THANKSGIVING MENT. Here is a menu ot a Thanksgiving dinner, written out lor me by the authoress, Cath arine Owens. It is certainlv a good enough dinner for anvone. and it is a specimen of one of the best dinners in Washington: Oysters on ice. Transparent soup. Baked fish. Small German potatoes tossed in oiled butter. andjnstnecKea wiin very nueiy chopped parsley. Sorbet. Braised turkey. Green peas. .Koast ducc uniciten pie. Boiled tongue. Apple pie. Salad. Salted almonds Crystalized almonds. Coffee. Fruit. Etc. The wives of the generals and admirals excel not only in making fancy dishes, but in getting np the plainer articles for the table. Of course, everyone wants home made bread for Thanksgiving, and I will let Mrs. Admiral Crosby of the Navy, tell bow yon make it: Two quarts of flour: one teaspoonful each of salt and lard; onetcacnpful each of yeast and milk; a little sugar If desired; thin the dougn with cold water, and knead about 20 minutes or longer; pnt in bowl to rise over night, moisten ing with a little melted lard on top; in morning, or when light, put into loaves and set in same place, then bake. It may be that some of the readers of the above will not know how to make the yeast, and I add this recipe from Mrs. Crosby. It will beat any baking powder in existence: Rare six or eight potatoes: cover with about half gallon of water; boil until tender then place in bowl; one teacupful each of salt and suear: throw the water and potatoes through the colander, and if there is not water enouzh. add cold water; when it is cool, add one teacup ful of old yeast; Bet in warm place for several hours: then keep In cool place. Will keep several weeks. MBS. SENATOB CABLISLE'S MAYONNAISE. My next recipes come from Kentucky, a State famed for its hospitality. They are penned in the handwriting of Mrs. Senator Carlisle, and she warrants them good. The first is for mayonnaise. It is: Take yolks of three eggs, juice of one lemon; small pinch cayenne pepper: one-half teaspoon ful salt; one teaspoonful vinegar; one-quarter pint best olive oil, and teaspoonlul prepared mustard. Put yelks in a china bowl and mix in salt and mustard. Stir with a fork and drop in the oil slowly until it thickens, then add the lemon juice and vinegar, stirring constantly until thoroughly mixed. Another of Mrs. Carlisle's famous recipes which is made as follows: Two pounds raisins; 2 pounds currants; 1 pound citron, cnt fine: 1 dozen eggs, beaten separately; 1 pound dark brown sugar; 1 pound butter, creamed; 1 tablespoonful allspice; 1 tea spoonful cloves; lgoblet brandy; nutmegs; flour and fruit separately: 1 pound flour and 1 tea spoonful baking powder. With this recipe, I close my list of dishes for your Thanksgiving dinner. I can assure you" that the recipes are all genuine. They are the result of, years of experience, and they have tickled the stomachs of statesmen and Generals. That they may also be suc cessful, and may tickle yours, is tbe wish of 'Miss Gbondy, Jb. WANTED TO KISS SUCCX A Female Whose Desire to Make a Fool of Herself Was Suppressed. New York frets. Last week Signer Sued, the faster, had many lady visitors. One of them insisted on kissing him. Succi was willing, but the ever watchful reporters insisted on getting close to the pair for fear the woman would slip him some food during the process. This so discouraged the lady that she gave np the attempt, and the "gallant signor was forced to content himself with blowing her a kiss. Two or three gifts were received by Succi. One wan a small papier mache skeleton labeled, "Succi, forty-fifth day." This seemed to please the signor greatly. Some other idiot sent bim a lot of sandwiches and fried oysters by a messenger boy. As soon as the box was opened the signor sprang about four leet away, evidently being afraid that he would be accused of breaking his fast if he remained near the seductive bivalves and sandwiches. A CAI'3 LONG PAST. It Was Packed In a Box and Took a Seventeen-Day Voyage. New York Tribune. Among the steerage passengers landed at the Barge Office yesterday waaMrs.Fisher. She was a passenger on tbe Guion steamer Nevada, from Liverpool, and came frdm Birmingnam. When she left home she packed a big box full of her most valuable possessions, and took it with her. Mrs. Fisher had a cat, a pet cat, to which she was much attached, and the cat reciprocated the affection. It was with tears that Mrs. Fisher packed her box and thonght that she must leave pussy behind. That was 17 days ago, and yestwljy Mrs. Fi3her and her box were landed at the Barge Office. When the customs officers opened the box which Mrs. Fisher had packed with tears, out popped pussy, looking exceedingly hungry and emitting a plaintive "mew." The felii.e Succi immediately got a good meal, and Colonel Weber Las decided that he need not be returned as an assisted emi grant. The Editor Talked Shop. Light. - "Fivo dollars first insertion, with head on." huskily whispered the editor, as he paid hia fine next morning for a plain drunk, and hurried out of jail. FOB 20 JDJLITS From date of this papar. Wishing to introduce our CRAYON PORTRAITS and make this special afhr. Send us a Cabinet BE SURE 'XO l aiENtlTtON BOWSER HAS AHOBBY. This Time He Proposes to be Athletic and Get' Very Strong. BUMPS HIS HOGGIN WITH A CLUB. After Kecovering Ha Declares His Wif Hit Him With a Hammer. REMARKABLE FEAT UPON THE BAB LAEGE bundle. yT tied i A a IA evenn with ropes, up to the e the other evening, writes Mrs. Bowser, in the Detroit Fret Press, and I had not had time to pry into the contents when Mr. Bowser came in. I waited until after snpper and then asked: "Have you got a new hobby, Mr. Bowser?" "Did you ever know me to have a hobby, new of old?" "You are re crarded as a man of hobbies." "I am, eh? Then it is by a few idiots! No man in the country is more clear of hob bies. I am often told that I am too prac tical." "Well, what is in the bundle?" "A doctor's prescription health muscle longevity. In other words, I don't pro pose to pay any more doctor's bills." "Why, you have wonderfully good health, Mr. Bowser." PBOPOSED TO STAY HEALTHY. "And I propose to keep it, I haven't been exercising enough. I have brought home a small outfit." "I think it is foolish and useless. You are strong and healthy, and yon can make no change for the better." "There you gol Always opposing every thing I dol I wouldn't have your spirit for a boat-load of gold." Ko more was said, and he got out the tools and lugged bis bundle upstairs and began fitting up a gymnasium. In about an hour he called me up. He had two weights at the end of two cords running over a pulley, and as he worked one and tbe other he said: "This exercise strengthens the arms, shoul ders and chest. I leel like a new man al ready. See those clubs?" "Yes." "Well, those are Indian clubs. They are more particularly for the arms. They are worked thus and thus and " He was swinging them over hl3 head, and one fell on his bald pate and he sank down as limp as a bag. I tore off his collar, ran and got water, and by and by he sat up and asked: "What was I doing?" "Exercising with the clubs. I knew you'd do it." "And when my back was turned you hit me on the top of the head with a hammer 1" "Of course not. How can you be so fool ish ?',' He maintained an attitude of severity toward me for about an hour, and then slipped back upstairs to practice with the dumb-bells. I slipped up after him, pre tending to hunt for an old coat, and pretty soon I asked him what particular benefit he expected to derive from the use of the bells. "Develop the arms and chest, of course," he replied. "But you weigh 200 pounds now." "That's nothing to do with being strong. It's muscle I'm after." "What for?" "For fifty reasons. Suppose I should be at tacked by a loafer?" "Yes." "Suppose I grab a burglar here in the house?" "res;" "Suppose a footpad should try to hold me up?" "What would you do?" "Do? Do? Watch met" AJT EXCESS OP BBAVEBY. He began making vigorous motions with a ten-ponnd bell, and a catastrophe followed. He hit the wall with it. let go his hold, and it fell upon bis foot. Then he yelled. And whooped. And howled. And hobbled about, and said he'd get even with me if it took a thousand years. "Are you blaming 'me, Mr. Bowser?" I asked, as I found a chance to get in a word. "Of course you're to blame!" "What did I do?" "No matterl I expected it from the first, hut it's along road which has no turn, Mrs. Bowserl You just waitl" I got him down stairs and rubbed his foot with arnica, and after two or three days it was all right again. I think he enjoyed being asked why he limped, and I think ba told all inquirers that he had just put up a CO-poundbell when the roof of the house gave way and a portion of tbe chimney fell upon his foot. I heard him hammering away upstairs again, and I went up to ask him what he was doing. "Arranging the bar," he replied. "What for?" "To exercise on." "Whv, Mr. Bowser, you are not going into practice again, are you?" "Certainly. I am not to be dismayed by two or three slight accidents." "I wish you would let it alone. You are clumsy and awkward, and you will hurt yourself severely before you know it," "Are you talking to me?" "Of course." "Clumsy and awkward, eh? That's all rightl Just what I might expect from youl That's reason, however, why I should persist in this." "Well, if you get hurt again don't Mama me. "Humph! get out of the way." "What are you going to do?" "Practice on the bar. Look out for my legs!" I think he tried to catch one of his feet on the bar, or to let go and swing with one hand. At any rate he suddenly descended to the floor with an awful crash, jarring the center-piece loose in the next room below, and bringing up tbe cook to inquire: "Is ha dead this time ma'am? If so, let me con gratulate you J' SnE HAD CUT THE BOPE3. He wasn't dead, but he bad bruised his hips and shoulders and lamed his back. It took me a full hour tn get bim to bed, and he had nothing to say until I telephoned for a doctor. Then he suddenly observed: "I suppose you have already destroyed the evi dence of your guilt," "What do you mean?" "The ropes suspending the bar. Some one- cut one of them while I was perform ing!" "And you lay it to me?" "1 have nothing to say not just now. If alive to-morrow we will end this state of af fairs in as satisfactory a way as possible. In order to shield you as long as possible I shall tell the doctor that I fell down stairs." Picture. Photopranh. Tin Tvw Ambrotvpe. I THIS jl?APER. nc03-xusa