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All doable and triple number copies ot The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to Insare prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY. NOV. 16, ISM. THE FOREIGN TEURRT. One of the most sensational features of the monetary complications, and one that affords a probable explanation of the string ency at London -which was tbe legitimate cause of tbo trouble on this side of tbe ocean, is the announcement of the embarrassment of 3aring Bros. This firm has for a gener ation been a synonym for stability and world-wide credit To learn that it is in a position where it has to be supported until its affairs can be liquidated, is an indication that the foundations of credit in England must be badly disturbed. Tbe statement of liabilities at ?75,OoO,000, and of assets at nearly 5100,000,000 indi cates what a colossal affair this is. It is reassuring to learn that tbe liabilities are protected by the Bank of England, the Rothschilds and others, and that the assets will leave a balance of about E20;000,000. "While such statements are generally offered in mitigation of any great failure, the protection of the Barings' creditors by tbe financial powers of London will undoubtedly prevent the universal panic if the suspension were allowed to take place in the ordinary way. "While, of course, such an event could not fail to cause a flurry in stocks, this dispo sition of the firm's affairs will prevent the complication extending into business circles. Indeed, the failure shows most conclu sively how entirely separated from the causes which affect our industry and com merce are the real sources of all the financial troubles for tbe past week or two. The dispatches state that the Bank of England has known of the embarrassment of the Barings for some time, and the course which it has taken to fortify itself has largely caused the stringency in London. Of course such a stringency must affect stocks simply by reason of the increased sales on tbe part of foreign holders. This depression was exaggerated by the money kings and manipulators for their private ends; but if tbe stock flurry here has any legitimate cause, it is one so far removed from the business of the country as London and South America. Indeed, the cause of Earing Bros." cm- Darrassment only emphasized this separa tion of the trouble from the business inter ests of tbe United States. They have simply permitted themselves to be overloaded with the bonds of the Argentine Republic, where tbe inflation which, for years, has lelt our kite-flying of 1873 completely in the shade, reached a sudden collapse some months ago. Under such circumstances the failure was to be expected; although the banking policy which would peril its existence by tying it to so plain a case of inflation as the Argen tine finances, is not what was to be expected from a house with the traditions of the Bar ings. The conclusion is not only plain that there is nothing in the monetary complications which either aflects or is affected by the operations of industry and commerce in the United States, bnt the fact is also pointed out that while English investments in the United States are not always completely sat isfactory, they would have been much bet ter than the millions which tbe Barings have dumped in South America. Even tbe wildest operations of our corporate manipu lators, or the most ruthless stock watering ot the syndicate trust promoters, could not have saddled the English with as worthless securities as the Argentine bonds on which one of the leading firms of the world staked its existence and lost. England has just had one of its periodical fevers for running alter wildcat invest ments, and it is now paying the regular pen alty of discovering that its investments are waste paper. THE PARXELL CASE. The failure of Parnell to appear in the O'Shea divorce suit at London yesterday, taken in connection with his former positive denials, was evidently iu the nature of a surprise all round. His opponents, both in tbe Courts and in politics, as welt as per sonal, will, of course, make the most of it Already they report his retirement from the leadership of the Irish party in Parlia ment But so far as the merits of the Irish question are concerned, they do not depend merely upon one person. "Whatever be tbe ultimate personal posi tion of Parnell, the Irish home rule cause is sure to be ably and vigorously led, not only by its own members, but also by tbe Grand Old Man, &Ir. Gladstone, who, at least, the public may be privileged to be lieve, is free even from tbe danger of that peculiar litigation to which so many other British statesmen, without respect to party, seem to be liable. BLAINE'S GREATEST OPPORTUNITY. James G. Blaine, whose reputation for smartness has been celebrated in song and story until the whole world knows of it, seems to have now the opportunity of his life. At a time when the Democrats over the country are shouting that the McKinley bill will not stand the test of trial, and when such Republicans as Speaker Beed, and a few other leaders, have been venting their spleen againet Blaine and the Senate for the reciprocity amendment, it will be a great triumph for Sir. Blaine if he can so use the reciprocity powers vested in the Presi dent as to make the new order of things a distinguished success. The reports from "Washington that Mr. Blaine is engaged in constant study of the problem of trade with Cuba and with the South American republics, and that he is in daily conference with the official repre sentatives of these places, will more than ever at this juncture direct the eyes of the Republican party to him. The resources of the Secretary in this matter of reciprocity the grasp which he has of the subject was strikingly illustrated by telegrams in yes terday's Dispatch, showing how thor oughly the mercantile interests of Cuba feel themselves at the mercy of the United States, and how eager they are to have reci procity laws agreed to by Spain in short order, giving Mr. Blaine all the free market he may ask: for American products. Like causes are apt to produce like effects in South America. Those countries, which have been putting an import duty on Ameri can commodities while getting their own into the United States on especially favorable terms, are now confronted by the power and the purpose of the Federal ad ministration to retaliate to their alarming disadvantage. "What a thoroughly well-posted man like Blaine can make out of a situation of this sort may not be measured in a moment As things stand he has absolute power with his party. It is not given him by direct vote, to be sure, but efficient causes operate ex actly to the same end. The rival leadership of other Republicans has been practically discredited by the results of the elections. Mr. Harrison no longer hesitates in which direction to turn; and the rank and file of the Republican party have not at any time ceased to look to Blaine as the most capable man for framing and vigorously carrying out a successful national policy. Under the circumstances it is easy to see how great is the opportunity which has shaped itself for the man from Maine. Both supporters and opponents will look with great interest to the use he makes of it OHIO'S SALUTARY LESSON. Among the lessons taught by the recent elections, the instruction of the single and exceptional Democratic defeat in the State of Ohio should not be forgotten. The lesson is important, because under reversed conditions it points to the same conclusion as the other results, namely, that the party which makes a reckless and dishonest use of its power invites tbe reproof of the people. A year ago the Ohio Democrats obtained complcta control of the State Government and placed their State in the doubtful list Had they used their power discreetly and honestly they might have maintained that position; but the fact that they reproduced in an aggravated form the worst features of reckless and dishonest partisanship is enough to explain their defeat in an elec tion which was elsewhere remarkable for an overwhelming Democratio victory. That they themselves prepared their own reverse will be apparent from a brief sum mary of the leading features of Democratic control. Having gained the power to elect a Dem ocratio Senator, the first thing the Ohio Democrats did was to select for that posi tion a representative of the worst abuses of corporate and stock watering manipulation, a man whose sole qualification for Senato rial honors was the backing of an immense fortune. Thus they at once took the bur den upon them which has been often charged upon their opponents of subservience to money in politics, and proved that they were as bad as the worst of their antagonists. Their next act was to perpetrate an undis guised Congressional gerrymander of the State. They rightly charged the Repub licans with unfairness iu maintaining an ap portionment that gave them a representa tion in Congress far in excess of the propor tion of tbe popular vote, and then made haste to advertise the tact that they were as wantonly unfair and dishonest by a gerry mander which transferred the discrepancy to the other side and exaggerated it Tney gained some Congressmen by this act, but the proof that they lost popular support by it appears in the fact that they gained less than they expected. Finally they permitted a corrupt Demo cratic, ring to maintain its rule in Cincin nati through the perpetuation of vicious legislation which took the control of that city's government out of tbe hands of the city. "When the Governor rightly attempted to rectify this wrong a portion of the Democrats hung back on the plea that the exposure would injure the party. Here we have the typical partisan stupidity which fails to see that the inj ury is wrought by the corruption itself, and that the party which most promptly punishes its own evil-doers will gain the most popular support In short the Ohio Democrats, or those who controlled its legislation, marked them selves as reckless, unfair, and subservient to corporate influence. By so doing the party fairly earned the defeat which was administered it, while all around it the Democrats of other States were winning an unexampled victory. The lesson is a salu tary one, that it pays a party in power to be fair, conservative and to look only to the public interest, while the regulation politi cal devices for protracting party power are sure to earn defeat GOULD'S LATEST CAMPAIGN. It is somewhat startling to learn that one of the chief results off he recent stock flurry is that Mr. Jay Gould has acquired enough Union Pacific stock; to control, in conjunc tion with the Ames party of Boston and tbe Rockefellers, the management of that cor poration. An interview has appeared in which Mr. Gould is represented as declaring this fact and asserting that Mr. Charles Francis Adams will be ousted from the Presidency of the road. The truth of this interview is denied by Mr. Gould, but tbe habits of this wary gentleman with regard to public assertions and tbe denial of them ure such that Mr. Gould's denial is regarded as about as good evidence of what he denies as his affirmation would be. Mr. Gould's record in connection with the Union Pacific is already a somewhat famous one. The results of the notorious trans actions by which Mr. Gould during his previous control saddled that corporation with an immense load of debt, out of which he pocketed the neat little sum of $30,000, 000, are preserved in the reports of the Government investigation. Having milked that property dry and finally reached the point where it was necessary for him to re store the corporation to come share of public confidence, Mr. Gould conceived the idea of putting Mr. Charles Francis Adsms in charge oi tbe road and to advertise himself as having undergone a change of heart The result of Mr. Adams' management, which, while far from ideal, was at least free from the feature of undisguisedly rob bing the stockholders, was such as to re store the stock to a standing which enabled Mr. Gould to close out all his holdings, and after other pleasant little deals, to stand ready to repeat the operation once more. It is interesting to learn from the reported Gould interview that "Mr. Adams has been managing the property after a fashion which sets business control wholly at naught" It is true that Mr. Adams' man agement has not been of tbe fashion ex emplified by the famous Kansas Pacific deal of Messrs, Gould, Dillon and Sage. His policy, while it has been unable to throw off all tbe idiosyncrasies of railroad management, has been to increase the earn ing power of the stockholders' property in stead of plundering it for the benefit of the managers. That Mr. Gould should be un able to forgive such a departure from his principles especially when he can make a good thing out of administering the punish mentis quite credible. His system makes this practicable in a double way. In the first place he is the apostle of the great project of a railroad combination which shall force the people of the Northwest to pay dividends on the watered stock that he has been so successful in infusing into the system. For the purpose of forcing that combination he has first pushed tbe trans continental lines into a rate war, and then forcing the decline caused by that contest into an absolute stock panic, he, with his colleagues, buys up the property at less than value, and hopes to force with one band the publio to pay rates which will make fictitious capital valuable, while with the other he will repeat his old operation of milking the corporation for his own private advantage. The report, whether true or not, presents a marked illustration of the fatal vice of our present railroad system in the advantage which it gives to the unscrupulous and dis honest over the honest element in railway management For whether Mr. Gould has actually got control of the Union Pacific or not and is going to turn Mr. Adams out, the fact remains that Mr. Adams would be unable to prevent him from doing so, if he should regard the Union Pacific as a prom ising field for a second campaign. Mr. Adams has not enriched himself at the cost of the stockholders or the public. Mr. Gould by twenty years adherence to that policy has gained the financial power which enables him to crush out the honest element in railway management wherever it Is ob noxious to him. He has control of compet ing lines by which he can plunge the line into a rate war; he has tha power in the stock market to create a stock panic; and finally he and his kindred spirits have the wealth gained by similar operations in tbe past to buy up the stock at a depreciated price, kick out the more scrupulous mana gers and resume their old line of operations so long as the property will stand any more plundering. It is one of the most ominous features of all our corporate abuses, that the successful freebooters in the great corporations must by the nature of the case triumph over and extinguish those who cling to the principles of business integrity. THE HOPE OF CONSUMPTIVES, Nothing in recent years has agitated the medical world as has Prof. Koch's discovery. From all parts of the Old "World and of the New The Dispatch has procured ex pressions of opinion upon the new curative agent, and widely divergent as some of the views are, the verdict seemi generally to favor Dr. Koch. The caution of many of the medical fraternity, both here and abroad, is wise enough. Dr. Koch himself deprecates to-day exaggeration of the lymph's powers, and reminds the world that as yet the remedy is in its experimental stage. Tbe conservative attitude of the discoverer is in deed a most promising feature in the case. Science cannot gallop; it must feel its way slowly and surely, and the triumph of Dr. Koch will be all the grander in the end if he works out the salvatU n of suffering humanity without a single false step. Even the most cautious and doubting, however, cannot but admit that Dr. Koch's experi ence, re-enforced by that of his colleagues, in the use of the inoculating fluid is full of promise. A NEW CHANCE FOR GAS. Manufacturers of iton will find very .solid comfort in an article which The Dispatch prints to-day upon economy in the use of natural gas iu puddling furnaces. If Mr. Bannister's premises are correct, the plain deduction is that the mills will be able to return to the use of gas under more advan tageous conditions than ever before. The bearing of these expert statements indeed upon the whole fuel question is most im portant and satisfactory. It is interesting to learn from the "Wall street journals that as a result of the recent developments tho Northwestern passenger traffic is to be pooled tinder an agreement "sim ilar to that under which the Southwestern freight pool is operated." It hardly seems worth while to mention to the railroad kings and their organs that the filth section of the inter-State commerce law forbids pooling None of them cars for a little thing like that Grand RAriDS, Mich., celebrated the paving of a street with fireworks ana a grand ball. Some of the residents along certain streets in Pittsburg would be glad to emulate that example If they could only get the paving finished. The probability that m. F. Vilas will not rule tho newly-elected "Wisconsin State Legislature seems, to the Boston Traveller, to be based on the fact that Bragg is in good fighting trim. But the fact is that both "Vilas and Brasg are dead issues in Wisconsin. The Democracy of that State has set up for its fetich a person whose idtocy is supposed to humor and whose stupidity masquerades as statesmanship in the form of Bad Boy Peck. Possibly the Farmers' Alliance and State Socialists will soon unite in asking the rather pertinent conundrum whether It is bet ter to have all tho railroads of tbo country owned by the Government or by Jay Gould. The disposition to cut down tbe big salaries which are at present the principal features of the Chicago World's Fair Is re garded as an infringement on the Chicago perquisites. There was an understanding less than a year ago that Chicago was going to furnish all the money for the fair; but that has been entirely supplanted by tho idea that Chi cago is to draw the salaries. Ix cannot be possible that the elections hit Baring Bros, as hard as it was asserted by the Republican organs to have struck Wall street Mr. Reed has spoken of-his own account sufficiently to present a theory agreeing with THE PITTSBURG DISPATC& that of Senator Sherman that the women who went shopping and found prices raised did it Messrs. Reed and Sherman seem to have it forcibly borne in upon them by their investi gations that "tbe hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that moves the world." If the report is confirmed of a trust to control all the ?eed warehouses of the country, tho combination business will likely sow the seed for a harvest of sprouts that will chastise tbe trusts most severely. Seventy-five million dollars of liabil ities is a rather "stupendous penalty for too much devotion to tho work of carrying the loans of kite-flying South American republics. Baring Bros, could not have done worse to have stuck to tho moderately watered securi ties of United States railways. The most striking feature of that O'Shea divorce suit yesterday was the disappearance of Parnell. Whether the Irish leader will re main permanently in retirement is for the future to disclose. The report that the alleged embarrass ment of John Wanamaker was aided by a squeeze of the money market on the part of the Louisiana lottery, is calculated, if true, to put financial embarrassment in the light of a public credit SUGGESTIVE PERSONALS. Mr. Moody is growing much stouter than be was, and a good deal of silver has crept into his hair. M. Taixe has just finished reading the proofs of his book, "La Regime Moderne," in which he deals with the Napoloonic period. Br. Patji. GiBiER,Director of the New York Pasteur Institute, is going to Berlin to investi gate Dr. Koch's new method of curing tuber culosis. Alexandre Dumas, novelist and dramatist is a generous and cultivated art collector, his private gallery of modern pictures being con sidered the finest in Paris, Mrs. Maud Howit Elliott, the Boston novelist, is a woman of great beauty. She is of medium height, with a fair complexion and a pair of expressive brown eyes. Her hair Is brown and curly. The renowned Spanish fencer, Baron San Malato, has returned to Paris from America. One result will be tbe issue of 100 photographs of attitudes of defence and attack in fencing for which the Baron has posed. Mr. Charles Gibson, an eminent Amer ican lawyer, on whom the German Emperor's grandfather conferred various decorations, has received from His Majesty the Crown Order of the First Class. C. F. Gunther, the Chicago confectioner, possesses among his manuscripts several that are almost invaluable. Some of tbem are the tho originals of "Home, Sweet Home," Burns's "Auld Lang Syne" and Newman's "Lead Kindly Light." s "Colonel Ingersoll," says one of his friends, "keenly realizes tho fact that he can never have a career in politics, legislation or statesmanship, and can never bold any im portant office under the Government for which ho fought" William MgAleeb, Congressman-elect from the Third Pennsylvania district is in Louisville in tho interest of a rich Philadelphia syndicate which is about to close a deal in Eastern Kentucky mineral lands which in volves over $2,000,000. The Rev. Dr. Meredith, who, next to Tal mage, preaches to the largest audience In Brooklyn, was a sailor boy. It was in tbis ca pacity that he arrived in San Francisco, where ho remained some time, and then went to Bos ton to study for tho ministry. Joseph Chamberlain, who says he came over this time to enjoy the vaunted New En gland autumn, struck a spell of weather that must hare reminded blm of London at its worst and he has gone home again, convinced that tbe much-praised glories of New England's autumns aro mythical. PERPETUAL EIRE. Cresset-Stones in English. Churches Form erly Used for Preserving; Fire. From the CornhlllMagatlne. There exist still a few a very few contriv ances for this perpetual fire in our churches: they go by the name of cresset-Btonea. The earliest I know is not in England, but is in tbe atrium outside tbe remarkable church of S. Ambrogio at Milan. It is a block of white marble on a molded base, now broken, but banded together with iron. It stands 3 feet 10 inches higb, and is 2 feet 6 inches in diameter at top. It consists of a flat surface in which aro depressed nine cuplike hollows. These were originally filled with oil, and wicks were placed in tbem and ignited. In England one is still in situ, in the church of Lewannick, In Cornwall. There it is not far from tbo door. It consists of a circular block containing on its flat upper surface, which is 22 inches across, 7 cup-like hollows 4 inches deep. The stone stands on a rudely molded baso, octagonal, and is in all about 2 feet 6 inches high. In Furness Abbey, among the ruins, has been found another, with 5 cups in it; at Calder Abbey another, with 16 such cups tor oil ana wicks. At i one is another with G such fire-cups, and at Stockholm another with the same number, in a square stone table. At Wool Church, Dorset, is again another example built into the south wall of a small chapel on the north side of tbe chancel. Is is a block of Purbeck marble, and has in the top 5 cup-shaped cavities quite blackened with tbe oil and smoke. In some of the examples there are traces of a metal pin around which tho wick was twisted. ILLUSTRIOUS LEAD. An Enumeration of the Burial Places of Some of England's Prominent Men. From the New Tort World. Westminster Abbey does not contain tbe dust of all tho illustrious of the earth. In the church of St Michael, London, is the urn in which was deposited the head of King James IV. of Scotland, tho slaughtered King of Flodden Field; in the chancel of St. Margaret is buried the headless body of Sir Walter Raleigh; St Paul's contains the sarcophagus of the Duke- of Wellington; Richard Baxter, the author of the "Saint's Rest" Is buried in Christ Church: tbo poet Gray sleeps not far from the "spreading yew" of which he sings in his "Elegy:" while in Bunhlll Fields lie John Bunyan, Isaac Watts, the hymn writer, and Daniel Defoe. How Congress Stood. From tbe Washington Post. The following tabulation shows the political make-up of Congress from 1872 to 1892. fokty-third congress. Republican Senate: Kepublican House, 1872. fokty-fourtii congress. Bepublican Senate: Democratic House, 1S74. FORTY-FITTH CONGRESS. Bepublican Senate: Democratic' Honse, 1878. FOBTT-SnCTH COKOBESR. Democratic Seuate: Democratic Honse, FOBTT-SEVENTII CONGRESS. Bepublican Senate; Bepublican House, FORTY-EIGHTH CONGRESS. Bepublican Senate: Democratic House, 1878. 1830. 1882. FORTY-MIHXn UUUKKSS. Bepublcan Senate: Democratic Honse, 1834. FIFTIETH CONGBE58, Bepnbllcan Senate; Democratic House. 1886. FIFTY-FIRST CONGRESS. Bepublican Senate; Bepublican House, 1888. FIFTY-SECOND CONGRESS. Bepublican Senate: Democratio Honse, 1892. Egotistical People. From the Saturday Bevlcw. J "Sir." said the despairing sage to his able and assiduous friend, "you have only two subjects, yourself and me. I am sick of both." Boswell had at least two subjects. Some people have only one. DEATHS OP A DAY. John Dolan. Bespected for his business abilities ana admired by many friends, John Dolan, who died at bis "Vlckroy street residence on Friday, will be re membered by all who knew him. He was In his 55th year. The societies of which he was an hon ored member, will attend his funeral this after noon at 2 o'clock. Genera) J. C. Starkweather. Washington, November 15. General John C. Starkweather, formerly of Wisconsin, the well known brigade and division commander in the Union army during the late war, died here this morning. ITMifriifciif I'fflrtNffiwirttifr'i inrimittjitoM SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 16, MURRAY'S MUSINGS. Bad Luck That "Went With Two ,Gif ts Made by Ex-Secretary "Whitney Election Bet ting In New Tork City "Wear and Tear of tho Stock Exchange. FROM A STAFF CORRESPONDENT.! WHEN Mr. W. C. Whitney left Washington he desired to express his esteem for Senator Blackburn, of Kentucky, and for Colonel O. O. Stealey, tbe Washington representative of Colonel Henry Watterson. "I have two lovely big St. Bernard dogs," he said to the corre spondent one day, "and I'm going to give one to you and one to Joe. They cost me S1.000 im ported." Of course both Kentuckians were delighted. The Courier-Journal man laughed his best winning horse-langh, and the stalwart blue grass Senator placed both arms about the ex-Secretary's neck and wept his customary bovine tears of joy and good-fellowship. The other day Mr. Whitney met Colonel Stealey on Broadway and inquired after tho animals. If it was to divert the Colonel's mind from the unpleasant results of the recent election the charm worked. "Those dogsl Look here, Whitney, I never had such luck. Blackburn and I went to seo you about those dogs. Joe broke his rib and several of hH legs, and then his dog died and let up on him. Mine cost me 81 a day for some time, and I lost every time I went around a race track. Then it bad 13 pups lovely ani mals but 131 Think of that I was actually frightened and wrote to Joe. He said it was an unlucky number, but advised me to hang on to the pups to grow 'em they were worth money. He spoke for the secand pup at once. I wrote him he shouldbave halr.bntas there were 13 and it wouldn't do to cut a $50 dollar dog in two, I'd make it six apiece and we'd give tho odd one to some man in bis district against whom he entertained the greatest grudge. So it was a go. Joe told some friends and I told some friends, and between us we had applica tions for upwards of CO pups at from $100 to $250 each. For a time I began to think that a dog farm would pay better than tho newspaper business. Well, instead of taking advantage of the market and selling out my stock I fol lowed Joe's advice and hung on. Allatonco the mother got sick and tho pups died yes, sir. died, every mother's son of tbem. Aud the market fell flat ThirteenI I would not take $13 over a counter in change. I'd give it to the cash boy." Mr. Whitney readjusted his glasses on bis aristocratic nose, and giving that feature an angle of 45 degrees, inquired what became of the unhappy mother. "Oh. I've farmed her out for 60 cents a day and I'm hustling around trying to make money to pay her board. You haven't got a giraff or something to trade for her? No. The worst of tbe whole thing is, don't you know, everybody tells me the first litter of the St Bernard never lives. I don't know any more about dogs than you do about a New York election. Both of us thought we knew it all. The gras3 is just sprouting on the graves of the 13pupsl Well, good day Whitney. Excuse me but. you know, Pve got to scratch around for that dog's board. A Little Cash on tho Stage. ''Those who are not behind the scenes will be surprised to learn on how little money some of the dramatic attractions are started. Perhaps some of the actors who have to walk back to New York annually by reason of this would not be surprised, but I refer to the gen eral public Take tbe play, for instance, called "Natural Gas," which proved quite s success last season. It was started on scarcely $000. The play netted $27,000 in one season. It was brought out by John Russell, later of the "Citv Directory" company, and Messrs. Donnelr, Girard and Gilbert The last three put up $200 each, while Russell against this immense capi tal put in his experience, his pull with the man agers, which enabled him to get dates; his financial standing with lithograph firms, which enabled the company to get their printing on credit Russell was also in the good graces of the leading photograpners, who furnished the pictures of tho company. The play proved a great success financially. There is another instance in the late "Hen drlk Hudson" Company, with Fay Templeton as the star, although the result was not quite as happy lor the managers as was that which attended tho production of "Natural Gas." Lykens, the manager of Fay Templeton, who raised a great row with his backers when the concern went to pieces, had not a dollar in the world and was living on his cheek at a New York hotel when he received a letter from Fay Templeton Informing him of her hard luck m Paris. Bhe had pawned ber diamonds those famous diamonds which formed tbe remark able Custom House case and was out of a job. She offered to come to America and be man aged by anybody that could raise about $1,500. Lykens struck a man by tho name of Unaverzagt who had a little money and re vealed tbe plot to him. He succeeded in get ting $2,000 out of him, and on that small amount fully equipped a company and bought out the play called "Hendrik Hudson." Everybody knows the result It seems a little queer that enterprises involving really $10,000 to $20,000 should be started by experienced men on such small capital. If every now and then one falls through for want of cash to pay salaries, there is no surprise manifested among theatrical experts. s Politics Too Much for Him. MO, I didn't vote," said a friend of mine. I met him on Broadway a couple of days after the election. He is an artist of consider able ability, and is well known for his lovely water colors. "I don't know anything about politics," he continued. "I haven't had time in my life to devote myself to tho subject of what party is best fitted for the control of the Government I don't know anything about tbe tariff. I don'- know who I want for Mayor I don't know who I want for President I don't care who holds the offices. Things seem to run alone well enough to suit me under any cir cumstances. There was a man up in my studio the other day and tried to give me instructions as to how to get my ballot in, but it was too much for me. I don't recollect of over having voted in my life. You may think it a little singular, but I don't make it a business to he posted on political subjects. You see. I do not object to the trouble of going to the polls if I knew whom to vote for. If I only know what principles were at stake, if 1 only knew what 1 was voting for, as well as for whom I was voting, but I do not, you see. It is waste time to try to keep up with political events. It doesn't interest me in the least lam here to day and there to-morrow. Sometimes a year in tbis country, sometimes a year abroad. You may think it humiliating to make this confes sion, but I only confess to an ignoranco which is very common. Tho difference is that the majority of the people affect to know more about these things, and when they vote, know just as little as I do." .My friend laughed. "I went down to the polls the other aay," said he, "and took a look at the new arrange ments, thinking possibly I might try the experi ment. The friend who instructed me was very anxions that I should vote. Perhaps I should have done so, but he Degan to talk to me about the tariff, about McKinley, about Tammany, about Congress, about Boss Piatt, about the Municipal League ana about every other politi cal tomfoolery.until Iwas thoroughly disgusted and knew much less then than when he began. You see, he overdid it It was too much. Sol didn't vote." s v Betting on the Election. TiynrLE not as much money changed hands during the recent local election in this city as did in the last general election for Presi dent there was a good deal of "boodle" to be seen floating around one or two days before the end of the campaign. On the last night preceding the election the Art Gallery, other wise bar of tbe Hoffman House, wa3 the scene of a good deal of sporting excitement Men went about with money between their fingers like fakirs in front ot a side show and bookies on a race track offering so much on Grant, so much on this man and so much on another, naming the odds and stakeholders. Every time a deal was made a little crowd would con gregate around those making it as If they really desired to See what kind of money was being handled and how much there was of it Tbe chief stakeholder of tbe Hoffman House is Billy Edwards, ex-prize fighter. Edwards held a little over $20,000 stakes put up the very last night of the campaign in that cafe. He says ho held only from $30,000 to $33,000 tho last night of the Cleveland and Harrison campaizn. Tbe betting was of course wholly local this time and ho didn't carry a dollar ot money put up on anything but the local election. This was indicative of tho interest taken by sporting men, at least in the result here. Wall Street and Tho Nerves. T happened to step into a broker's office on Broad streetJMonday, to see a friend. There were two men aud a broker at the ticker, and the tape was being reeled off through the patent machine and through six sets of hands. "Can't buy anything to-day," cried the broker. "Got enough on our hands nowi" Tbe man seemed to be very much excited, while the other fellows never for one moment let go of the tape or turned their eyes from the figures. I did not understand at the moment what tbi3 meant, but I lost no time in getting out of the way. On reading the evening paper with the account of the panto on Wall street and the death of Mr. Struthers, the true In wardness of tho situation in the broker's office flashed upon me. It is a wonder to anybody who sees tbe scramble on the floor of tbe Stock Exchange, on such occasions as that of Monday; that more men do not drop dead. Mr. Struth ers is not tbe only Individual who has died iu the Stock Exchange with his boots on. Under very similar Circumstances tbe Vice President of the Stock Exchange, Mr. A. R. Hill, died in '87. The excitement consequent upon tbe fluctuations of the market is too much for - i i :,. 1890. human nature to bear, at least to bear very long. No wonder these men become white hatred before tbeir time. That broker I saw on Monday was on the verge of apoplexy himself. He acted and talked like a crazy man. Charles T. Murray. THE BHE AKD BULLET. An African Sportsman Relates tho Kind Ho Prefers, and the Execution They Do. From the Illustrated News of the World.l The veteran sportsman, great African trav eler and geographical explorer. Sir Samuel Baker, insists on the use of solid bullets, weigh ing 050 grains, which should be of hard moral lie compound lor thick-skinned animals, but for lions, tigers, and large deer should be of pure lead; this latter bullet will go through the body, not breaking up into little pieces like the hollow bullet, but will expand, by pressure against tbe bones and sinews, to a flattened front width, about an inch and a half. It may then be stopped by the inner surlace of the skin on the opposite side of the body, and so much the better, for the animal is then brought to tho ground with tho full force of the stroke, reckoned at 3,520 pound3 to the square foot with a .577 bore rifle, a powder charge of six drachms, and a solid bullet If the bullet passes out of tbo body on the other side, a por tion of tbe force is lost But for elephants and other largo thick skinned beasts. Sir Samuel Baker recommends a still more powerful weapon, the "Paradox, No. 12." or tho "Paradox. No. 8," with a bullet of 1 ounces, even 3 ounces for the No. 8, and a charge of 10, 12, or more drachm3 of powder. Only strong men could use such firearms as these, but tho author once had a rifle that car ried a three-ounce spherical bullet, four-ounce conical, or half-pound shell, with a propelling charge of 16 drachms. There were giants in those days. The rifle, made at Bristol in 1810, weighed 21 pounds, and was his companion many years in Ceylon. THE SCOPE OF MIHD. Could Men Distinguished in One Sphere of Life Have Excelled in Another. From the Pall Mall Budget In our own country, turning nearer home, is not the most successful of our generals also one of the most successsul of our writers? Can anyone doubt that Lord Wolseley might have made himself a first-class reputation with his pen if he had never touched a sword in his life, far less wielded the commander's batonf It is very strange. Are we to suppose that, at bottom, the energy of mind is much the same, after all, which goes to make a Cresar or a Shakespeare, to equip Newton or Napoleon? Might George Mere dith, under another star, have created the combinations of Metz, and drawn the iron ring round Paris? Might Hellmuth Moltke, start ing from Mr. Meredith's cradle, have written The Ordeal of Richard Feverel?" Whether the man who leads to a breach and the man who writes a book ara really molded of the same intellectual clay or no, one thing is certain, tho tendency of modern conditions is to approximate them more and more. More and more in modern warfare is it possible for a Moltke to treat the field as a chessboard, and to meet a warm eulogy, as with characteristic modesty Moltke met it so recently as a few years ago, with the reflection, "Well, I don't feel sure now whether I could set a battalion iu the field." f LIBERAL CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT. Organization of a Non-Sectarian AHlanco Among Western Christians. Chicago, November 15. The first session of the new-formed "Liberal Christian Alliance" to-day concluded its work, after electing Bavid Swing President and other officers. Ex-Senator and Minister Palmer is a trustee-elect The following preamble and constitution was adopted: "Believing that a better and more spiritual Interpretation of Christianity is everywhere needed in our time, and that thero ought to be more fellowship and union in spirit and work among liberal Christians, this asso ciation is formed for the purpose of promoting these ends. "Article 1 This association shall be unde nominational. "Article 2 Its basis shall be an undenomi national Christianity, or the right of private judgment in tbe interpretation and right of private conscience in action and religion. "Article 3 Tho Liberal Christian Alliance shall in no way disturb either tbo Independents or the existing denominational relations of affiliating denominations of churches. "Article 4 This association invites the fel lowship of all in sympathy with its aim." PASSPORTS ABROAD. They Are More Necessary Now Than Before, and Americans Need Them. American subjects should never travel on the Continent of Europe without a passport Tbe regulations, once so stringent were grad ually relaxed for some time before the Franco Prussian war. Thoy have now been brought back in their original force. While absolutely essential for Germany. Austria, Greece, Portu gal, Russia and Turkey, they should not be omitted in France, Spam or any other country where the rigor is not so intense. If you receive a registered letter, addressed to any Poste Restante offlce iu France where you happen not to bo well known, and cannot produce your passport no entreaties will ena ble you to obtain possession of that letter. Students who wish to enter the Ecole des Beaux Arts, to read at the Bibllotheque Nation ale, to copy in the public art galleries, all must be provided with a passport THE MYSTERY OF FIRE. How It Puzzled the Ancients, and How They Endeavored to Ascertain Its Origin. C'ornhlU Magazine. We can well understand what puzzlement the fire was to primitive man. He could not make ont its nature; was It a being, an animal, a god or what? It is, perhaps, hardly wonderful that he asso ciated it with life; he could not understand what caused the animal heat of the body, and as bo saw tbat when lire departed the body waxed cold, he supposed that the human frame contained an internal flame or fire. Even in an Arabic romance, Yokdan, the hero, anxious to discover what life really is, opens tbe heart of an animal as it dies, and discovers a little blue flame which leaves the cavity of the heart as he observes it What a Woman Can Do. From Stead's Beylew of Beylews. Anything tbat teaches us what a woman can do without ceaslcg to be womanly, by quicken ing the impulse of women to aspire and break down the barrier of prejudice that keeps them from attempting to do tbeir best, makes more for tbe world's progress than many a score of Parliamentary debates or great political dem-' onstrations. African Exploration. From the New York Sun. Recent disclosures are calculated to en lighten folks who have often wondered what would have become of African explorers if they had stayed at home Instead of going to Africa. It's quite plain that the majority would have been hanged aud some lynched. Rapid Transit Pays. From the Baltimore American. The Manhattan Elevated Railroad in New York has a gross income of $10,000,000; and yet when it was built there were many people who said it would not pay. It always pays to give tbe people rapid transit in large cities. Wall Street From the Philadelphia Inquirer. There is satisfaction in the reflection that tbe country no longer goes to everlasting smash every time Wall street jumps on the market. A GRANDFATHER'S TRIBUTE TO HIS WIPE. When in the first fair flush or happy youth, I looked with loving eyes upon thy face. It seemed to me 1 there could find, in truth, Ihe perfect type of beauty and of grace. And as the bells rang out their gladsome chime That day when we were wed. I did not dream That ever, with the mellowing of time, Could that sweet face of thine more lovely seem. Yet, as I see thee now thy crown of white; The glory of thy motherhood; tho lines Upon thy brow and cheek, marks of time's flight; The many sweetnesses thy life combines Ilethlnks that in my youth my Judgment erred. Despite tby beanty. seeming so benign. This heart of mine hath never been so stirred As by the loveliness that now Is thlne. John KcndricK Jiangs tn Harper1 1 Weekly. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Hoodooed. A bio office building in the heart of this city " Is suffering just now from what appears to be a genuine hoodoo. It began about two years ago, when one of tenants failed. No body thought any the worse of the suite of of fices tben because a bankrupt had vacated tbem, and a new tenant came in at once. He had a good reputation, a long-established busi ness and other desirable qualities. Six months after be moved in the Sheriff sold him out Tben the offices were empty for several weeks. A broker, however, appeared and was accepted as a tenant He paid three months' rent and disappeared under a cloud at the end of that time. The next tenant found the shadow of the; place too op pressive and blew his brains ouffi This did not serve to lighten the gloom or to enhance the value of the property. Indeed, the looms were locked up till last summer. The last tenant was a railroad man, and he. being a stranger, was easily taken In. But when the history of bis predecessors reached his ears one day last week he packed up the dot ting pads, the ink bottle and the advertising circulars, which form every respectable rail road agent's stock In trade, and moved without notice. It does look like a hoodoo, doesn't it? The Cheapest TX7HAT cigars do you smoke?" "Other people's, mostly," replied Hardup. Waste of Time. "jTES- Carter has shown herself to be an actress of ability, I see," said Blnks. "Yes she needn't have been divorced at all," said Jinks. Before tho Opera. 'There are some points about the coming season ot grand opera at the Duquesne Theater which make it noteworthy even before the event The repertoire has a wide range to begin with. It Is arranged as follows: Monday evening, "The Huguenots;" Tuesday evening, "Regoletto;" Wednesday evening, "Lohen grin;" Thursday evening, "Faustr" Friday evening, "Tho Flying Dutchman;" Saturday matinee. "Trovatore;" Saturday evening, "IAfrlcaine." Three of these operas are practically new to Pittsburg. "The Hugue nots" has not been heard here for about a dozen or fifteen years, and. if I am informed correctly, was last given by the Kellogg and Carey company under Strakosch. "L'Af ricaine" has not been sung here in this generation, if several good musical authorities may be be lieved. "The Flying Dutchman," strange to say, has steered clear of Pittsburg since tbe early sixties, when it was performed by a Ger man opera company. Even "Lohengrin" is a comparative stranger, and its last appearance here was with Locke's American Opera Com pany, on which occasion it will be remembered that Emma Juch was billed to assume tbe role of Elsa, and, owing to sickness, had to give way to Mde. Pierson. The principals are well known Emma Juch, Georgiana von Januschowsky, Mr. Payne Clark, leading tenor in the Carl Rosa Opera Company, and Mr. Otto Ratbjens, a barytone, of whom great things are promised. The man agers evidently have plenty of confidence in Ratbjens, or they would not have included "Rigoletto" and the "Flying Dutchman" in the repertoire, for in both of these operas the barytone is the leading role. Vanished. (iVTJhere'S the Indian summer?" "Gone with the Indians. I guou." He Was a Democrat iiTJIht do they say the Republicans are eat ing crow, papa?" "Because they have cause, my son." Bohemia. "DOuemia 1 land of liberty I Where many a man has longed to be. With vasue Ideas of what yon are, Kxcept that laws and things that Jar Upon man's will have there no place 'Twere well if you were better known; If ltis were sung about your grace, And more abont your shadows shown. Bohemia l lauded oft of men. And sought Dy woman now and then. The poets speak you very fair You do not bid them cut their hair. If all they say or sing be true. Your clouds are but tobacco smoke. That cannot hide the skies of blue, And life with you Is but a Joke. But O Bohemia 1 is it so? Do winds unruly never blow? Are debts and duns with you unknown? Are all your castles built of stone? Poor empty hearts and heads that achat The truth Is bitter, bnt It stands; You'll find It out when you awake, Bohemia's not the best of lands. And when the raee is nearly run. When Death Is whlsperlugi "Have done!" How looks the wine 1 does sunshine stlU Langb In tbe vineyard's ruddy rill? The boon companions, Phryne, too Where are your merry fellows Sown? Life's all they love 'tis left to you To answer death's dread call alone. Hepburn Johns. FAST PNEUMATIC TUBES. They Are "Working Well In New York and Slay be Rnn to Philadelphia. From tbe New York Press. 1 Tbe proposition to unite New York and Phil adelphia by pneumatic tubes, which will re quire but 25 minutes for transmission, is en tirely feasible. Tbe pneumatic tube between Twenty-third street and the Western Union building in this city takes letters up and down town in three or four minutes, and there Is no reason why the system should not be widely ex tended over the country. Healthy Growth Only. From the Philadelphia Evening Telegram. Although this is a big country, with room enough for all sorts of isms and cranks to flour ish in it. Socialism and Anarchism do not ap pear to take deep root and grow. THE OEEAT DISCOVEBY. New York Tdbune: There can bo little doubt that he has made a discovery of tbe first importance. New York Commercial-Advertiser: The public will watch developments with an inter est proportionate to tbe Importance of the sub ject New York World: The final revelation cannot now be long delayed, but until it is made tbe attitude of physicians toward the matter will be one of hopeful suspension of judgment New York Times: The experiments of Prof. Koch in search of a substance by the use of" which tbo tubercle bacillus, and with it tubercular diseases, can be overcome, excite the greatest interest throughout the civilized world. Philadelphia Press: Dr. Koch Is a phy sician of world-wide renown. He has appar ently chosen to use bis conspicuous position to give a conspicuous instance of tbe sound wis dom of the professional rule tbat a remedy shall bo announced for general practice only when all the steps in its preparation and use can be given to the medical world. PHlLADELPHlAiJecord.' Whatever shall re main to be told in tbe succeeding chapters, or whatever measure of success may immediately attend tbe introduction of tbo new agent for checking the spread of tuberculosis, enough is already known to place tbe name of Koch among the immortals of medical science, and with the best of titles to immortal fame that of benefactor of his fellow-me'n. New York Herald: It is a thrilling story of a man of science grappling with ono of the darkest mysteries of disease. As far as it is now possible to judge Prof. Koch's is the most hopeful attempt ever mado to cope with the great wasting malady of mankind a disease to which at least one-seventh of our death rate is attributable and which lays low the very pnde and flower of the race. New York Sun: It is not what the Berlin doctor has discovered thus far that is of tbe highest interest to the medical faculty. It is tbe suggestlven'ess ot Dr. Koch's discoveries that is the most Important thing about them. They open up a prospect that science may yet give us the means of curing many diseases that have always been regarded as incurable. If Dr. Koch'a method of treatment be justified by experience, we may look for a great advance in tbe science ot medicine within tbs next few years. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. The greater part of the ocean ted h pitch dark. The raven has been taught to retrieve; most creditably. An instance is on record of a pigeon flying 23 miles in U minutes. e It is estimated that $30,000,000 will bo expended in Western Washington during the next two years in railroad construction. It is said that in the northern lakes of England the loon ha3 been taken 40 feet under water upon hooka baited for the large lake trout In Ireland, belbre St Patrick intro duced Christianity, tnere was a temple at Tara, where fire burned ever, and was on no account suffered to go out The best speed of a railway train is only a little more than half the velocity of tbo golden eagle, tho flight of which often attains to the rate of 110 miles an hour. Of all birds, the condor mounts highest into the atmosphere. Humboldt describes tbe flight of this bird in the Andes to be at least 20,000 feet above the level of the sea. The Duke of Beaufort upou one occa sion picked np a brace of grouse which had canoned and killed each other in midair, and colliding i3 not an infrequent occurrence. The submarine war-boat has led to the flying of balloons from war-ships. A balloon hovering over a ship can detect every move ment ot a submarine boat coming to the at tack. Among the legends of the early Celtio saints nothing is more common than tbe story of the saint being sent to borrow fire, and car rying it in his lap without the firs Injuring his garment According tosuperstition corpse-candles are no other than human souls dancing over the graves where their bodies lie, or the souls ot dead relatives coming to fetch those who are to rejoin them. Every year a layer of the entire sea, 14 feet thick, is taken up into the clouds. The winds bear tbeir burden into tbe land and the water comes down in ram upon the fields, to flow back through rivers. A magnificent specimen of the white pelican was shot a few days ago at sea oft Wbitstable, England. Tbis bird is a native ot Africa and India, and is aIo found in tbe southern provinces ot Eastern Europe. The French are endeavoring to train swallows, the Germans pigeons, and tbe Rus sians falcon's. Whether tho falcons are them selves to convey messages, or are to be used to cut down tbe swallows and pigeons while so engaged, is not stated. In Paris the simplest form of embalm ing costs usually about 00 francs, but should autopsy have been performed, or death occur ring through other than natural causes, a much heavier sum would be incurred, rising in some cases to as much as 5,000 irancs. The surface of the sea is alive with vast swarms of minute organisms, both plants and animals, and tbe "Challenger" investigations have shown conclusively that showers of these keep dropping day and night like a constant rain toward the ooze of the bottom. Upon one occasion a falcon was observed to cut a snipe right In two, with such strength and speed did it cut down its) prey. Sparrow hawks and merlins have not infrequently been known to crash through thick platu-glaiS windows when in pursuit of prey, or at caed birds. The wings of a fly are used with great quickness, and probably 600 strokes are made per second. This would carry the fly about 2 feet but a sevenfold velocity can easily ba at tained, making 175 feet per second, so that un der certain circumstances it can outstrip arace horse. The enormous appetite of the giant penguin (which weighs about 0 pounds) may have something to do with its restricted powers of flight and in tbe stomach of one of these Ross found 10 pounds of quartz, grauite, and trap fragments, swallowed most likely to pro mote digestion. The cost of a grave in the Paris ceme teries is uniform, and has been raised ot late to 29; this, of course, is in perpetuity. At most of the cemeteries ground can be rented for five years at a charge of 50 francs for the term, and can generally be renewed at tho end of this period for at least a second term. A monument is to be erected by the State of Minnesota, to commemorate tbe bat tles and incidents of the Sioux Indian War ot 1862. and especially as tbey relate to the town of New Ulm in that State. The burning of the town and the massacre ot the whites are to ba shown in two elaborate bas-reliefs. "Boston cockles," which are famous over a very large area ot England, ara gathered from the sands, parboded, shelled, and in this half-cooked condition are sent by railway in bags, chiefly to Bristol and the west of England at large, where they are sold and consumed as delicacies by the masses. The stupendous monuments upon the plain of Memphis and the "mountains made with hands" upon that of Cholula seem like the two ends of a chain of human thought and in tent of which the connecting links are to be found throughout Tartary, tho Eastern Penin sula, China, Japan, and the isles of the North ern Pacific It is believed that there is no reason why African elephants should not be tamed and trained to the service of man. The Cartha genian army of Hannibal possessed some ele phants, but they may have been imported by the Phoenicians from Ceylon. The natives of Africa nowhere care for capturing and domes ticating wild animals In Cyclopean remains in the Pacific there is recognized two distinguishing features, the terrace foundations of dwellings consist ing of two or more steps, which seem Identical with the style still adhered to by Buddhist peo ple, and the truncated pyramid of successira steps, containing caves or chambers designed for interment or for the celebration or religious mysteries. Down to the depth of 200 fathoms, where daylight disappears, the eyes of a fish get constantly bigger and bigger. Beyond that depth small-eyed forms set in, with long feelers developed to supplement the eyes. Sight la fact is here beginning to atrophy. In the greatest abysses the fish aro mostly blind, feel ing their way about entirely by their sensitive bodies alone over the naked surface of rock at the bottom. A pigeon-fancier of Hamme, in "West phalia, made a wager tbat a dozen bees liberated three miles from their hive would reach it in better time than a dozen pigeons would reach tbeir cot from the same distance. Tbe com petitors were given wing at Rbynhern, a vil lage nearly a leagne from Hamme, and tha first bee finished a quarter of a minute In ad vance ot the first pieeon, three other bees reached tha goal before the second pigeon, tha main body ot both detachments finishing almost simultaneously an instant or two later. FUN AND FANCY. Dashaway I have fallen into the bad habit of talklnar to myself lately. Cleverton I wondered why you were looking to bored. Harper1 Uasar. Sunday School Teacher And why do yon say your prayers before vou go to your bed, Johnny? Johnny-'Ciuse I'd get licked if I didn't Sparts. , "The world can't come to an end." "Why not?" i "It's a globe, and consequently there's no end to it." Philadelphia Times. "I see that Robinson and some of hi friends have gone into building." How do they expect to pay for it?" rrney don't- It's a church." Hew XorkSun. Ethel Of course, papa, I want to marry blm. but you'll have to give me up, poor dear, won't you? Papa Welt my dear, that's true; but then we'll get rid of your young man too, you see. Harper's Jiaiar. Clara How near through are vou with that book? Maud-All but the first three chapters Sat IotK Sun. "Good gracious, Arabella! "What areyott doing out In such a storm?" "Why, Tom, this Is bargain day."-arW. "Where's Mamie?" "I really don't know. She must bo at home, though, for this Is her beau night." "Well, I've looked all overthe house except the parlor, and the light's not lit thora." rhtladet' phia Times. Sauso Brown is a fine fellow, but he has never been the same since tbat accident happened to him. Eodd What accident? Sauso Alter making bis fortune he got mashed . on himself. A"w Xork Herald. Miss Cutely "What do yoa regard as tha most dlfflcult step in the progress of a diamond from the mine to a lady's auger? Jojon-Uuttllng for the luoro to bay It TM leveUrs' Weekly.