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POSTAGE All persons who mall the r-undny !rup of Tho Dispmcli to ftiends should bear in mind the fnct tlint the po use thereon I Tito (-) Cents. All double and tiiplo number copies ot The Dispatch require a -cent stamp to insure prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY-. NOV. 2, 18901 TO AGENTS Next Wednesday's DIS VATCII Mill enntaiu complete and ex hante ELECTION KElVniNS. Send In a our orders earlj, as the cdrieii will bcun. lisnally heavj, and lists must be prepared caily. THE POUOCAL "WIXD-UIV The curious and deeply interesting politi cal struggle in Pennsylvania is about drawn to a close. The only thin that remains to be said is that whichever way the vote turn, the majority will be entirely likelto get just the sort of Governor that particular majority want. They have had every op portunity of judging of the recotd, qualifi cations, disqualifications and tendencies of the opposing candidates. These candidates differ so widely that there is no possibility of a blind choice. There has not even been room ior argu ment in the canva&s. That Pattison was a faithful and safe public servant has not been disputed, excepting m a single in stance. That instance but redounded to bis credit, as the false charge in 'he South Penn matter was completely retracted with apol ogies, and acknowledgment made of its ialsitv. Pattison stands before the public nominally as a Democrat, but actually as one who, twice elected to high office by lie publican votes, fully justified in every par ticular the non-partisan trust reposed in him. Common justice compels the acknowl edgment that the public rights and interests will be in absolutely safe bands should ex Governor Pattison be elected on Tuesday. The voters are almost as well informed as to the brieler official record ot Mr. Dela mater. He has not himself discussed it to anv great degree. His arguments have been mostly on tbe tariff and on the grandeur of the party history. Those who are satisfied to vote for Governor lrom the latter stand point will doubtless always find Mr. Dela mater quite ture upon these two subjects. His probable policy as Executive o the State is another matter of which he has left us to judge solely from his political ante cedents. The prospects are for a close vote, with tbe result uncertain until the count is made. "Each voter ought to be able to make a choice for himself. It is not a case where special exhortation should be required. THE CLEVELAND JJUGBEAR. A contributor to the public press who evolves matter for publication under tbe nom de plume of "Communicated"' has dis covered that Mr. Cleveland has been talking about the campaign, and takes care to spread the matter before the public by repeated as sertions of tbe fact. This is evidently for the purpose of mak ing the voters believe the assertions of the Democratic organs that a vote for Pattison is a vote for Mr. Cleveland's tariff views. But when we find under the head, "Cleve land Shouts for Pattison," that Mr. Cleve land is talking exclusively of "the discus sion of tariB reform by the Democratic ad vocates," cud say not a word about Gov ernor Pattison, it may dawn on the public mind that Mr. Cleveland is speaking solely of the Congressional elections. Inasmuch as the Bepublican managers with whom "Communicated" is more or less directly connected have refused the chance to gain a Congressman in Philadelphia and are ready to trade votes on Congressmen for votes on the State ticket, publication! of this sort hit tbe Bepublican organization in Pennsylvania harder than anyone else. TITLES FOK TAXATION. The proposition ot M. Moreau, in tbe Trench Chamber, to make titles of nobility subjects of taxation is certainly in accord ance with the fiscal rule of placing the burdens of taxation so far as possible on objects of luxury. Titles of nobility are luxuries, especially in a Republic like J France, and M. Moreau s bill to impose a tax of $100 annually on the nrefir "de," 51,000 on the title of baron, $4,000 on that of count, and $10,000 on that of prince, ought to establish a decided addition to the public revenue It might be a diminishing source of public income, like Pitt's tax on wigs and hair powder, which yielded a million dollars tbe first year, but gradually wiped out the use of those articles altogether. If tbe owners of these titles are cot willing to yield the contribution to the State's expenses, the revenue might be kept up by adding the Italian plan of letting anyone have the titles who is willing to pay for tbem. This scheme of taxation contains a valu able suggestion to the United States. Our Constitution forbids the granting of titles of nobility, which is a deprivation to tbe gilded aristocracy of the East, who would no doubt be lad to pay whatever taxation might be J I --"' trl" t mhi imposed for the privilege of wearing that crown of social distinction. But the propo sition in France to tax the exotic titles of the Old World suggests the ability of this country to do the same thing on the mar riages of Americau heiresses with the wearers of those titles the important thing which is acquired by such unions being tbe money on the one side and the titles on the other. Such a duty on tbe titled husbands of American girls could be levied either for revenue or for protection. There is no doubt that, properly adjusted, it could be made to yield a large revenue. "When American millionaires pay their titled son-in-laws gambling debts by the hundreds of thou sands, who can think that they would grudge some additional tens ot thousands to the United States Government? But the United States does not need the revenue, and it is in the light of a protective tax that the proposition has its greatest attractions. Shall not the free and independent Amer ican citizen, in his search for a well-dowered wi.'e, be protected from thecompetition of pauper European titles? TKC&TS AND T1IE LATV. ( The efforts of two trusts to prolong their existence despite the judgments of the courts, form a very iuteresting feature in the financial columns of the press at present, and contribute great pertinence to the ques tion whether the organized masses of wealth can be brought into subjection to the law. The two trusts which are thus fighting to maintain their existence after the courts have declared them to be utterly repugnant to the law. are the Sugar Trust and the Chicago Gas Trust, The decision against tbe first combination left no doubt that it was illegal. It was intended to destroy com petition and engross the market, and on that ground it placed itself outside the law. The organization being illegal, tbe transfers of the sugar refining corporations in the trust to its ownership were declared vltra rtrcs, and it was even held that one corporation had forfeited its charter by doing so. Unuer such circum stances it was obvious that the entire organi zation was destroyed by its own illegality. Yet the trust lawyers have succeeded in so far preventing the necessary steps to wind up the concerns, and are cow prosecuting a plan for reorganizing by turning over its property and the control of all the sugar refineries to a New Jersey corporation, which, with a capital of 50,000,000, shall perpetuate the monopoly. In other words, it is proposed that what has been declared to be illegal shall be kept up, and the idea is developed that the illegality cau be dodged by calling the combination a cor poration instead cf a trust. Yet this point is just what has been de cided, cot only indirectly in the Sugar Trust case, but directly in the Chicago Gas Trust case. There the trust took the form of a corporation, and the decision was di rectly to the effect that one corporation could not tracs'er its autonomy to another for the pcrpose of wiping out competition. Yet it has taken repeated decisions to that effect by the Chicago courts to impress the fact on the minds of the corporations, and alter the lapse of years nothing has been done toward dissolving the trust. It is also noticeable that the attempt to per petuate the Sugar Trust, as well as the action taken by the anthracite coal com panies, in restricting production and raising prices, show that the corporation magnates do cot think It necessary to pay the slightest attention to the anti-trust law enacted at the recent session of Congress. This evident conviction in corporate circles, that the plain and direct declara tions of the law and the courts need not be respected by them, has especial pertinence in Pernsylvania. We have the most gigantic example of tbe calm superiority of the corporations to law in the strangling of the South Penn organization. That deal was brought to a halt at the close of Pat tison's term; but during four years of Be publican administration it has been al lowed to quietly go on, and the courts and Constitution have been alike ignored. The people of Pennsylvania will have an op portunity next week to express their opinion "as to whether these masses of capi tal should be superior to the law or subject to it; and it is to be hoped that they will improve the opportunity. MR. BLAINE'S DELUSION. The pith of Mr. Blaine's speech in Phil adelphia yesterday is: Delamater and pro tection are identical in this campaign; to retain the latter's blessings the Bepublican candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania must be elected. This is no new argument; it has been the chief reliance of Mr. Dela mater's advocates ever since his per sonal weakness became painfully plain. The Dispatch has shown time and again the absurdity of this contention, and we be lieve the great mass of voters see through this attempt to cover Delamater's failings with the tariff. Of course, Mr. Blaine's words will have some effect, but at this late day they can hardly delude any great num ber of sane persons who know what is really at stake in the State election. EMINENCE IN SOC1ETV. One of the most interesting testimonials as to what is necessary for a member of so ciety in New York has recently been made by that amusing and instructive person, Mr. Ward McAllister. The career of thatieadcr ot the Four Hundred, and the methods with which he has been successful in exploiting himself, have presented numerous lessons alike calculated to combine instruction with amusement; but none of them have given us a stronger dose of both than Mr. McAllister's last deliverance. Beferring to some criticisms on hislateventureintothefield of authorship, which alieged that weaknesses in grammar were to be discovered in that literary gem, the author and leader of fashion said: "A man of fashion is not expected to be a gram marian, don't yon know. My language was like that of society." This is surprising but not the less im portant as adding another to tbe long lists of qualities which are testified by adequate experience not to be required to qualify a man for entrance into good society. That literary fame, leadership in politics, promi nence in science or art, do not constitute the necessary qualities to take the social leader ship has lone been conceeded. A writer or thinker would be unknown in the social world, and one who did cot go there to gratify his curiosity or study social phenom ena would also be disqualified by getting deadly sick of it, A politician would be disqualified by the faults of both spheres, while men who rise to the height of states manship are only accepted in Mr. McAllis ter's sphere as lions. It may be' supposed that the posession of millions gives the entree in New York; although it has often been denied that it is'a mere dollar aristoc racy; but even then the men who have the record of creating wealth by their own abil ity are barred out, and only those who have received it from their fathers or grand fathers are made welcome. Thus it lias already appeared that no eri jiaHtom -rttar - - - :s'etesre hihii mi i mBmmMmMw deuce of ability or record of success in spheres requiring strength of mind prove to be the qualifications lor that charmed circle of which Mr. McAllister is at once tbe ex ponent and censor. Culture, scientific learning, political wisdom, or financial abil ity, all are a dross beside tbe real social touchstone; and here we have another qual ity which is entirely unnecessary. It seems that the social aspirant does not require the ability to speak and write tbe English langnage correctly. Grammar is entirely a barren ideality from Mr.-"icAHister's point of view. We believe that Herbert Spencer develops a similar ide from very different grounds; but the corroboration of that philosopher will not strengthen Mr. McAllister's opinion. Fashion and gram mar are two widely separated subjects, and it is vain for tbe vulgar herd to expect a a man of fashion to waste bis time on any sucb useless and severe mental exercise as to remember that a verb in the plural re quires a subject of the same number, or vice versa. What then are the qualifications required for that society which Mr. McAllister hold up for our admiration and awe? Family is talked of; but the fact is that the families which have been prominent for keeping up the tradition of culture and ability are the exception in this circle, while those whose progenitors fi'ty years ago were prominent for other-pursuits are much more common. Money is necessary, but you"' must inherit it in large amounts from your father, or, much better, your grandfather, before you can aspire to real social eminence. Clothes are necessary, but scores of obscure fops succeed in clothing themselves as gorge ously as McAllister himself, and remain un known of men. McAllister's great literary work has revealed the secret. The social leader must know how to get up his feasts; he must never let himself betray that depth of social ignorance which permits salmis of tame duck to masquerade as an entree. Then can his proud soul mount to the loft iest social beights,and from his eminence be can laugh to scorn tbe vulgar theory that a man of fashion needs that degree of culture necessary to burden his mind with the rules of English grammar. In short, the qualifications for society are: a large inceme which the owner never gained by his own exertions and does not know how to use discreetly; the taste in clothes of a dude, and tbe culinary tenden cies of a French cook. If a man combines in his person those shining advantages, he need never bother his head about such trivial matter as culture or ability or even grammar as claims to social eminence. PLAYGROUNDS FOK CHILDREN. In New York the other night a company of big-bearted and liberal-minded men and women met to consider a project for provid ing the children of that city; with play grounds. In that and other large cities there are miles of city blocks with no place for the children to play ball pr shinny or the numerous games of youth unless they use the streets and do so at tbe peril of them selves and others. It is said that Boston is a notable exception in this respect, having provided her children with seventeen play grounds and a big place for coasting. It is cot wise or just or kind or generous for the body politic to provide art treasures, great libraries, fine drives and a big park out of town for tbe grown-up folks, and make no provision for simple play grounds for her children. Pittsburg ought to have several centrally located places that should be given over to the chil dren for their free playgrounds. They need not be very large, but they should be selected with a view of accommodating the children of such localities as most need something of this sort, Big folks and little folks alike would rejoice to see this done. There would seem to be no good reason against it and many for it. A bell-boy at the Hotel "Vendome, in New York, wbo was recently sen tenced to the penitentiary for ten years on account of the theft of a package containing $16,000. seems to take as cool a view of tbe situation as a trust magnate or big cor poration in Pennsylvania. He told tbe landlord of the hotel that he had tbe money put away safely: that he would serve out bis sentence, and that then he would be better off than he could be by ten years of honest labor. It wonld bo safe to predict tbat this boy will become a Napoleon of finance, if it were not for tbe lia bility of tbe latter class to break up. But his principles of money-getting are the same. It is announced that one of the English manufacturers wbo is going to move bis plant to this country will bring over all his skilled workmen under an agreement to give theui t least a year's employment But in such a case as that what becomes of the law against im ported contract labor? Me. Gbeene B. Baum, Commissioner of Pensions, is reported to have taken a character istic revenge. He has sent circulars into tbe district where Congressman Cooper, who de veloped the need of whitewash for Raum, is runuing for re-election. The circular informs tbe old soldiers tbat "at the special request of John G. Dunbar (Mr. Cooper's opponent) their claims will t e allowed in a few days." Perhaps pension administration of this sort may cause old soldiers generally to ask themselves what sort of a system it is under which tbe allowance of their claims depends upon the special re quest of influential politicians. There is room for tbe fear that the Gov ernment will stand by the census blunders with enough obstinacy to earn a sharp defeat by raising those shortcomings of the enumerations to the rank of an issue in New York. Me. Robert P. Portee's statement that calculations as to tbe rate of natural in crease of population, or the excess of births over deaths, are valueless as to the decade be tween 1370 and 1SS0, on account of the imper fections of the census of 1870, leaves him open to the retort that tbe same thing cau be said as tq tbe last decade, on account of the taper factions of the census of 1890. Thomas V. Cooper may be red-headed, but tbe organs which have come down from that prediction or 60,000 majority in September to 14,000 at the present time are not hopeful. The esteemed New York Press gives ex pression to its earnest hope tbat "tbe rumor tbat President Harrison has offered to Judge Gresbam'the appointment nn the Supreme Bench Is true," If the Press has very much faith in that hope It is evidence that it has not cultivated its opportunity for careful study of tbe character of tbe Executive of this 'nation. TnE fact that we have once again had two successive days without snow or rain causes hope to spring eternal in the human breast It is pleasant to receive the Tory assur ances that there Is no danger of famine in Ire land; and it Is no less pleasant to observe that Mr. Balfour has set hurriedly to work to spend money on railroad building there, under tbe spur of the knowledge that tbe United States stands ready to relievo Irish want when it comes. Portee does not care who passes the ap portionment laws of the country so long he can take tbe census. - Ms. Jay Gould is on top. The St Louis Brotherhood of Telegraphers bad to dissolve or quit, and it dissolved, with muttered lnUma-j 'Z 1 tions tbat another time will come. This will leave Mr. Gould at liberty to elaborate his economic theories on the basis of one suit of clothes for common pedple if they can get it MEN AND WOMEN". Mme. Cn JUSTINE, NlLSSOH'S husband has been made Under Secretary ot the new Spanish Cabinet Vick Pbbsidkkt Morton has added $1,000 yearly to tbe rental of his Shoreham fiats In Washington. Mark Twain received K0.000 in royalties from the play in which the famous Mulberry Sellers appears. j Mr. Joseph Wkkruzto. of New Orleans, thinks he Is tbe only surviving soldier of the Black Hawk War. Congressman McKinlet Is by no means a rich man. He owns a small farm in Ohio and a modest residence in Canton. Aside from this be is worth about S50.000. Miss Harriet McEwxx Kimball, of Portsmouth, N, H has received tbe first prize of 3100 for a hymn to bosunR on hospital dajs. in the churches and synagogues of New York. Me. Herbert "Ward, who was an officer of tho rear column, says he Is not aware of any conduct on tbe part of Major Barttelot tbat would justify Mr. Stanley's insinuations. Senator Edmunds has attached to his handsome residence in Washington an outside stairway, built on purpose for his favorite dog, which is not allowed to meander through tho main hall. Queex Victoria Is only four feet cieht Inches In height, yet she is said to be a real sov ereign in her bearing. Singularly enough, the one place where tbe Queen is never to be found is London, ber nation's capital. WrmtAM H. Crawford, onceTJnited States Senator and Minister to France, and one of tbe greatest men this country ever produced, is buried between Crawford and Lexington with not a shaft to mark his grave. Mrs. Jefferson Davis Is in New York reading the publisher's proofs of tbe lire she is editing of her late husband. Journeying North ward she passed through Washington. She has cot been there before since 1865. SIb. Robert Buchanan,. like everyone else wbo starts a new review, reckons on making a stir after Christmas with the venture be is hatching. Curiously enough, one of its chief functions is to be to "criticise criticism." Mrs. JIona Caird. whose theories on matri mony have made her famous, 13 a slender woman of pretty figure. Her hair is brown and wavy. She is very restless in dinner, and is said to be an occasional victim of nervous pros tration. A xexel Pr.ATSCHEJEW.the poor but famous Russian poet who was sentenced to death in 1S49. partially pardoned by Nicholas, and re stored to his privileges by Alexander IX, has just become incredibly wealthy by tbe death of a kinsman. Lady Florence Dixie, tbe famous English woman, has a boyish head, covered with short, wavy hair that has threads of gold in it She has bold features, fine eyes and a brilliant com plexion. She is a noted horsewoman, using a cross saddle. The "Napoleon of tract distributors," Mr. Charles Watson, of Halifax, England, baa just died. He worked for temperance only, and for more than 40 years scattered tracts gratuitously. He once said tbat in 12 months be distributed nearly 3,000.000 tracts. The stones that have been cast upon the grave of Helen Hunt (in accordance with her wish tbat visitors should cast upon it two and take away one as a memento) have completely bidden from view the original mound and formed one tbat somewhat resembles a huge coffin. Tbe pile is now five feet from the ground and increases rapidly. A TIMELY RHYME In "Which Readers of The Dispatch Should be Interested. A few verses in our esteemed cotemporaiy, tbe Saturday Heview, are of timely importance: "Falling loud on our tympanum, fearful as'the crack o' doom; Speeding westward, awful, thund'rlng; 'tis the Kudyard Kipling boom. Kudyard Kipling, gifted stripling, praise and glory to his name. Prosing, rhyming, bravely climbing to the pin nacle of Fame." This graceful recognition of a new develop ment in the literary world is especially Inter esting owing to tbe fact tbat the biggest gun that Mr. Kipling has yet loaded will be heard in The Dispatch on November 9 through tbe beginning of his first serial, "The Light that Failed." LAST TBIAL OF THE PHILADELPHIA. The Test in the Main Satisfactory, but Minor Defects Developed. New York, November L The new cruiser bearing the blue oennant of Rear Admiral I. A. Klmberly, President of the Naval Board of Inspection, returned this morning from a 48 bour trial at sea. Tbe crnlser has been ac cepted by the Government, but thi fin 1 trial was prescribed in the builder's contract for tbe Durnose of testing her sea-going qualities and discovering any latent weakness in construe tion which It nut have developed. To remedy these the sum of 33 000 has been retained by tbe Government from he contract price. The tests were tn the main satisfactory, al though the board finds room for improve ment in numerous minor details. Three gun carriages v. ere disabled. Owing to tbe foul condition of tbe cruiser's bottom no trial of speed over the measured course was made, but it is believed tbat when the bearings are vorked smooth and the resistance of stiff ma chinery overcome her speed will be greater than that shown in the preliminary trial. THE LTJCKY HOBSESHOE. The Superstition Can be Traced Back to the Thirteenth Century. From Spare Moments. It is claimed that the origin of the supersti tion that a horseshoe brings good luck can be traced back to tho thirteenth century. The monk Gervaise, of Tilbury, informs us that at tbat time there was a kind of demon in En gland which appeared as a horse rearing on bis hind legs and with sparkling eyes. Whenever this apparition was seen It was a sign that a conflagration would soon break out. Hence, as giving a kindly warning, this mysterious horse was regarded as a friendly spirit, and the animal in general was believed to be a bene ficent mystic power. A borse tooth carried in tbepocket prevented toothache; it was a sign of good luck to find a horseshoe, and one was placed under the pillow of a cblld to cure tbe colic, or nailed against a building to prevent it from catching fire. This led to its general adoption as a protective symbol. , Immigration. From tho Philadelphia Telegraph. Tbe Government has no greater or more pressing duty to perform than that of restrict ing immigration, and with such intelligently directed rigor as to keep out hereafter all im migrants whose coming will cot be of certain benefit to the country. k Unfortunate Canadians. Fom the Toronto Empire. 1 Indisputable information comes to us tbat tbe unfortunate Canadians in Dakota are now preparing by hundreds to transfer themselves to Manitoba and our Western Territories. DEATHS OP A DAY. Horace Gilbert. rSPECIAt. TEI.EHB.AM TO THE DISPATCH.! New York, November l.norace Gilbert, w hose daughter Eluday, because of her work among criminals Is known as the prisoners' friend, died at her house, ES.Wtist Blxty-nrtli street, at the ago of95. He was a descendant of the navigator. Sir Humphrey Gilbert, hall-brother of bfr Walter Kalelgh, who. alter attempting to establish a col ony in Newfoundland, was lost at sea In 1853. The great-great-grandfather of Mr. Gilbert came to this country In the Mayflower. Mr. Gilbert wasbornlnMlddletown, Conn. ' H. A. Ahlboni. B. A. Ahlborn, one of the best known citizens or LawrencevlUe, died yesterday, aged 71 years. Mr. Ablborn was a partner in the KeTitone Axle Works, and in his younger days worked with J. J. Moorhead, with whom he learned hlj trade. HcWrved for many years as Councilman and betioot Director or tbe Seventeenth ward, and was a stanch Peuiocr.it. He was a director or the de funct Lawrence Uank and lost heavily when It failed. lie leaves a wire and two children. Gideon L. Peace. East Wilton, JU., November 1. Gideon L. rcace, thelast survivor of the Black Hawk War, died yesterday, agea 83, s- I '...- ' I - , . . aft. . .-J-iiiX-M. f .' LxJEsX'f.-alStuLL. - laknUi-rf1 . i r HIV m t filiitfiW ft . - . .. a, . "f'.vj ' -,.-.' . - - i. ..-.. - .-,..--. , . kLiUi - --.j ,.'..giHu,jEs..-fMjM. -Yinrsnr mum- . i in miiMf mnw am -hm n i..itbiI1iti i in MURRAY'S MUSINGS. America Should Adopt the Swiss System of Taxing Wealth An Automatic Car Coupler That Promise Well Berry "Wall learning; a living-An Episode. IFROM A STAFF COBBESrONDENT.l TFtlie Fassett Investigating Committee has done nothing else In this long and weary probing ot cltyaffalrs.it has succeeded in again calling attention to tbe fact that the million aires of New York are still practically escaping taxation. This subject was "agitated several years ago by a similar investigation, but more emphatically before that time by the evil re sults ot the income tax. People will remember that one of tbo greatest frauds ever perpe trated under the income tax laws was about those same millionaires and men of lesser wealth who made false returns of their in comes and thus defrauded the Government and threw a larger burden of taxation upon the middle class. The Fassett Investigating Committee having tho City Assessor upon the witness stand, had no trouble In demonstrating thatabont the same state of affairs prevails to-day. From his testimony it appears that a taxable list of property amounting to 11,500,000 was cut don n to less than J500.000 at the re quest of these property holders. A casual inspection of the personal property tax lists will show that not one-tenth part of the personal ptoperty of tbe wealthy citizens of this city is returned for taxation. Tbee statements of personal property aro made under oath, and inasmuch as these oaths are false, tbe men making them are perjurers, whether they are liable to punishment for their perjury or not. It would seem that one of the greatest evils of the American system of taxation Is exposed right here. Under that system tbe poorer a man is the nearer the as sessor comes to the actual value of his prop erty. The richer a man is tbe less be pays in proportion. If, by any accident, tbe assesior should get a valuation of something like one third or one-fourth of the real value of bis property, he will have no difficulty in convinc ing the authorities tbat he is uverassessed and of securing a reduction of tbe amount. Tbat is tho way tbe thing works here where wealthy men are plenty, and that is probably the way it works In a lesser degree in other cities. What we need in this country is tbe Swiss system, wherein exactly tbe reverse prevails. In that older and better republic a man who has 4,000 or 5,000 pays taxes on only one-balf ot it, and if be should have 25,000 be is assessed upon eight-tenths of it, aud It he should have 8100,000 or more, he must pay taxes on every dollar of it. It is the progressive system. If the United States were progressive. It would adopt a sim ilar system ot taxation. Under the present one it is not. difficult to understand how the rich get rlcber and the poor get poorer. Fun in a Silk Shop. A last on the hunt for a piece of silk to make a blouse waist for her little boy, en tered A big drygoods establishment .on Sixth avenue. After the necessary instructions lrom the floor walkers and clerks she succeeded in reaching tbe right floor and department. Con siderable discussion between tbe customer and the clerks as to color and quality ensued, and finally resulted in a yard and a half of India silk being put up and paid for. The lady spent several minutes finding the thread connter, and after matching tbe silk went out. At the foot of the elevated stairs she paused and rum nated. She had forgotten material for a sasb. She had seen a half-yard remnant lying on the counter, and concluded she'd better go back and get it for a sash. So she was soon once moro in the silk department. "You sold me this India silk." she said, poking it at tbe clerk, balf inquiringly. "N no; I don't think 1 did," be replied. He was sure something was wrong. This was the nearest way out. "Why. dear me!" she exclaimed. "It wasn't 20 minutes ago!' She sank upon a stool, now completely out of breath, st'.ll twirling the slender package in her hand. The man's eyes took on a stony glare. Several clerks, casb girls and floor-walkers gathered around. One of the latter pushed forward and inquired what was the matter. "This is the eentltman who waited upon me," said the lady, smiling in .'Ho of her first in clination. The old clerk denied point blank, up and down and crosswise, tbat he bad sold any lady any India silk that afternoon. "What is tbe matter with it, madam?" politely inquired tbe leading floor boss.' "Why, nothing! I only want some moro of the same kind!" Everybody laughed, that is. everybody but tbe poor fellow wUo had sold the silk. He turned red as a boiled lobster at sunset. "You Enow, I concluded I hadn't enough for a sasb. 1 nad forgotten baby's sash. I only got a yard and a half. There was a small remnant lying here" looking anxiously 'round "about half a yard, which would jnst dor' The old clerk began io hustle around for tbat remnant to cover his confusion. About half a yard would do a little scant. It was not to be found. In the meantime he had unrolled the package, and tbe remnant fell out and floated to tbe floor. "Well, well, well!" exclaimed the lady, "If it wasn't put up In that package! There it is!" At this new complication even the absent minded clerk could not express his feelings. One of the new attaches did it for bim: "It was very honorable in you. madam, to bring it back," said he. "Most people would not have done it." "Why, IJdidn't know it was there." gasped the lady, flushing with indignation. Tbe audience had become larger, and the clerks and cash girls who were not in the ring were divided as to whether it was a case of detected shoplifting or a guilty conscience. Tbe latter idea seemed to be the most popular one, but the man who suggi sted it was hustled away. "Well, 1 want that bit of silk!" said madam, finally recovering. "Certainly to be sure!" And a clerk began to roll it up. "Do you want to pay for It, madam?" "Pay for it! Of course I do! That's what I caruebacK for to buy it to pay for it to get out of here!" desperately. This seemed to strike everybody favorably, and tbe entry went down in the sales book. Thirty-six cents "Cash!" Berry "Wall Is Now' Hustling. i T et me insure your life." The speaker was Mr. E. Berry Wall, once known as the King of tbe Dudes. Mr. Wall bas given up tbe profession of a dude and has become an insurance agent. I don't know but what he is now a worse terror to his friends than he could have possibly been as a fancy man about town, He addressed this remark to a knot of us in the Cafe Savarln, In the Equitable building. Berry was dressed in a plain business suit and, I regret to say, had on a soiled collar. The soiled. collar Is the exclusive badge of men who earn their own living by liustlinc. Mr. Wall has turned bustler. He has joined with two or three other gent lenien once millionaires, I am told. In the business of an insurance agent. From all accounts he is doing well. If berry bad never Deen possessed with the ambition to be tbo best-dressed man about town, be would cot now be a bustler. It is by no means cer tain, however, but that in his case, as in a great many other similar cases of financial re verses, it will be tbe best thing for blui. w A New Automatic Car Conpler. A GOOD many experiments have been recently made with patent car couplers, but up to tbe present time these experiments have cot been as successful as railroad men could wisb. Quite recently, however, a new patent has been issued ar.d Mr. Chauncey Depew. President of tho New York Central, with his Vice Presi dent, Mr. Webb, and a number of railway ex perts, have been testing this Invention. It con sists of an automatic attachment which can be placed npon the regulation draw-bead at the nominal expense of from 56 to 10 a car. A railroad man informs me that tho great diffi culty in the way of former patents lies in tbe fact tbat new draw-heads were necessary, and this entailed an expense of from $25 to K0 per car, thus ptacing it practically beyond the reach of railway companies for general Intro auction. The new appliance was invented by a Washington newspaper, man wbo has given some attention to other inventions. A Minne apolis lawyer. A. 0. Brown, who is both a cap italist and a hustler. Is pushing it here in New York. Tbe Invention Is called the Davis Auto matic Car-Coupling Attachment, .and the im mediate result of tbe present tests on tbe Central will be its Introduction on all of tbe trains, passencer and freight of tbat company. Tbe present law of New York, passedby the recent Legislature, requires some apprramce to prevent the extraordinary loss of life to train men which has characterized tbe operation of the railways in this country during the last tew years. I saw at the Hoffman House the other night the models of this car conpler and I pre dict without hesitation that it will not only revolutionize the entire system of car coupling, but will leave a. fortune to Its inventor. The Swarm of Italians. decent occurrences In New Orleans have drawn publio attention to tbe extraordi nary growth of our Italian population. There are 50,000 Italians in this city alone, and tbey are coming in at the rate of about 2.000 per week. Most of these Italians come from lower Italy and sail thence from Naples, though tbey aro not Neapolitans by any mean. The naoli tlon of the padrone system in New York has rather oncouraged Italian emigration than de creased it The padrone system, while H seemed to bffer.au easier way for poor Italians to come to America, kept them in slavery while they-weio here for sucb a length of time that it served as a'warnlng to those of their native land to remain where they were. The laws of tbe United 8ates, which have operated beneficially for American labor, have also operated in favor of Italian emiiratlon. It would really seem as though tho descendants i ''""Pho Columbu had made nn tbclr minds to elaim this country, bo far as tbe Italian population of New York is concerned, tbey form a very industrious featnre of the community without being degraded to tbe ex tent of the Chinese. They are also equally economical livers and quite as desirable as American citizens. Tbey have monopolized here tbe larger portion of all the smaller trades, and especially tbat which relates to street traffic of all kinds. As mosi or tbe Italian emigrants stop hero In New York, it will soon form a difficult problem to grapple w"h. CHARLES T. MURRAY. QEEAT EMOmEEEIHO. The Immense IJneg of Railway In Siberia and China Under "Way. From the Imperial Kevlew. The great work on hand Is the Siberia rail way, which' will link St. Petersburg with V!adl vostock. The Mlustrirte Zeitung. Leipsic. gives a map of the entire surveyed route, Tbe length will be double that of the line from New York to San Francisco. The journey will take a fortnight. General Annenkoff Is the moving genius. He laid the stiaiegtc railways toward Germany and Austria, and afterward laid the Transcasplan railway. The railway through Siberia, bas been surveyed in 40 sections and all is ready. This gives the impulse to railways in China. "But much greater works are authorized. First a railway from Pekin, In the northeast, to Hankow, in the center of China, on the Yang-tse-Kiang river, COO miles from the mouth. The railway Pekin to Hankow will be near 800 miles. A railway ot almost equal length is authorized from Pekin to Chinkiang. all along the north. The Chinese Government will Itself construct the railways. It repudiates two rival schemes; first, by the Rothschilds and Knipp. to advance 36;0OO.OO0; second, by Jay Gould & Co., to establish a Shanghai American bank in connection with railway making. A railway right across the South American con tinent will shortly be finished. SHEELDAH'S WIT. He Organized a "Walking Match. Between Turkeys arid Geese. When Sheridan was hard up for casb, he used to make his wit earn the means of subsistence; and he could accomplish this in no better way than by laying wagers with tho Prince Regent, A discussion once arose, says Spare Moments, as to tho respective walking capabilities of turkeys and geese; and tho wit expressed him self very incredulous of tbe assertion that turkeys would walk twice as far as geese in a given space of time. He affected to believe tbat geese could be driven a3 fast on tbe road as turkeys; and the thing appeared so very ab surb that the Pnnce instantly laid him a heavy wager that such was not the case. Sheridan, however, knowing tbe "early-to-bed" habits of turkeys, took care to arrange for a long distance to be traversed, and to fix the period of trial late in the afternoon. The consequence was that evening set In before the rival flocks had anything like arrived at their destination, and, although tbe turkeys out stripped the geese at first, as the shades of night fell they refused to be driven forward, and got flying up on to tbe branches of the trees at the roadside. The geese, however, were driven steadily forward to the goal, and the Prince, as usual, lost bis wager. EX-PEESLDEHT HAYES ON THE 1TEGE0. "What He Says of the Capacity of the Race for Education. Baltimore, November L Ex-President Hayes, while in the historical library of tbe Johns Hopkins University, was asked by Dr. Adams to say a few words to the students on the subject of negro education in the South: Mr. Hayes said: What can we do with the negro? Is a qoestlon of great Interest to-day. Their number is not over . 500,000 in this country but It is a matter or great importance how to improve their condition morally and educationally. If there Is any young colored man In the South whom we find to nave a talent for art or literature, or any especial apti tude ror studv, wearcnllllngtoglve him money from the education funds to send him to Europe, ortoglve him an advanced education; but hith erto ilicir chief and almost only elft has been that ororatory. What you find, as historical students, as to their Si0?.1.11.011 ln V" South, especially In the "black belt." Is surely not encouraging. They are seen most favorably ln what is called the Virginia laud district or Ohio. This tract or land, between Ihe Scioto, Little Mlamt and Ohio rivers, was granted by the State of Virginia to Its officers ln the Revo-, lutlonary War, many or whom settled there with their slaves. A careful examination or that region will show a considerable advance ln the good qualities of civilization and a proper appre ciation or citizenship. 1 do not despair or the other negroes, but am rather hopeful of their be ing uplifted ln tbe future. i HE HAD C0BK HEELS, And "Wore Them to Increase His Height and Pass the Civil Service Examination. New York; November 1. Another attempt to defeat tbe provisions of the civil service regulations has just come to light. Although the officials tell of the incident they refuse to give the name of tbe man. He applied for ex amination as a candidate for a place on the police force. When measured by Police Sur geon Ford be was found to be under the stand ard heigtft of 5 feet 7 inches. The next day his brother visited W. J. D. Campbell, secretary of the Civil Service Com mission, whom he knew, and said tbat there was a mistake, for several persons had meas ured his brother and he was over 5 f e"t 7 inches. Mr. Campbell 'finally agreed to measure tbe candidate himself. He did so, and found him 5 feet 7 inches. He thought the man's heels were abnormal and asked bim to remove his socks. Upon examination tbey were founa to be padded half an inch with cork. Tbe can didate and his brother tried to laugh the mat ter off as a joke. THIS TEEE WOBTH $5,000. A New York Lumber Dealer Gets a Bargain in the South. On tbe side of the Big Black Mountain, 300 yards from the Wise county line, in Harlan county, Ky., and about ten miles from Big Stone Gap, says the Louisville Courier-Journal, there stood, until last week, a tree tbat is thought to be tbo most valuable treo In tbe South Appalachain Mountains, and is, per haps, without a peer on the continent. It is curled grain black walnut, and the owner had it grubbed up by tbe roots, so as not to lose a chip. It is between 5 and 6 feet in diameter at tbe base. A New York lumber dealer bought the tree from an ignorant mountaineer for $50. paid a man SSOO to move it to tbe nearest railroad, ami thinks he will make a profit of 5,000 from the tree. THE CENSUS TOTAL. The New York 31i'i; It is at least safe to say that the census does not and will not com. mand tbe confidence of the people of the' coun try. ' New York Morning Journal: Look here. Uncle Sam, if you were to do this thing all over it would be money in your pocket. You've lost three millions through Porter's re porters! New York has set you tbe example. Brace up and count it all over againl The Philadelphia Times: That the nat ural growth of population by excess of births has diminished oMate is not disputed. This Is a fact of familiar observation for which various causes may bo found among the conditions of modern life. But tbat this decrease has gone on during the past ten years with the rapidity indicated by these returns a sudden fall ot nearly one-half is incredible. The Baltimore American: The showing Is not what some will expect, especially when we remember tbat 6,500,000 ot immigrants arrived here In the last ten years. And yeU with the decrease, it is an enormous growth a growtb without parallel in the entire world. It places us next. to the Russian empire as the most populous of tbe civilized nations. In DO years tbe British Isles, with Ireland, have grown about 22.000,000 in population. Iu tbe same period tbe United States have grown 58,01)0,000! Tbe contrast makes a magnificent showing! The Philadelphia Press: The aggregate population announced, by the Census Bureau yesterday will undoubtedly be a disappoint ment to tbe country at large. There are tests which can be applied to a census when its figures are all in which establish its accuracy. Tbe proportion of tbe population at different ages, the ratio of births and deaths to tbe total, the distribution of tho sexes thee and many other minor returns can be relied upon to prove the accuracy or impeach the credibility uf census returns: but nothing short of a pure partisan prcjudlco will lead any candid person to attack a census simply on tbe evidence afforded by a total 'which failed to meet patriotic expectations or suit party purposes. -V - '- . .-' - fc".. : ., -.,- nni. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Lost Her Voice. i.rjREADFUL, Isn't It, dear, about Mrs. Par lay?" she remarked, as she stood before the mirror putting the finishing touches to ber back hair. f'As I don't know what it is, really' I can't say," was her husband's reply. "Why, haven't yon heard? She's lost her voice altogether: can't speak even in a whis per " "Not so bad for Mr. Parlay," was his com ment, """ "Don't be ridiculous, dear. It's no joking matter. She lost her voice quite suddenly just as she reached home after tbe sewing society, and when I saw her yesterday sheconldn't " Tell you a bit of all tbe gossip she'd heard that was awful indeed," he broke ln. and another woman lost ber voice for tbe time being. He Pushed the Button And u'J'nE other day," said a young Pittsburger . yesterday, "I Inserted an advertisement in an Eastern paper offering a piece of property for sale. I got two or three answers, but only one tbat seemed to mean business. To this let ter 1 replied, giving the details very folly, as desired, and I was very much disgusted when I received an answer explaining tbat my cor respondent was a broker, who wonld try to sell my property, provided I sent on $5 at once." "What did yon say to that?" "Ob! I guess I bad tbe laugh on him. It got my camera out and took a photograph of a five dollar bill. This I sent to the broker with a note saying that I had the original of the photo in Pittsburg, and he could have it as soon as he sold my property." "You think you have the laugh on th-3 broker?" asked an elderly lawyer wbo was among the listeners. "Well, I should rather think so yon see I sent him the photo and kept the fire-dollar bill." "Quito so," replied the lawyer, "but if the broker knows anything be can make it very in teresting for you. It Is a penal offense to pho tograph United States papermoney, and all tbat broker has to do is to hand the photograph to a Secret Service officer, with your name and ad dress, and you will be likely to hear from it at once." Found A Modest Comedian. TnE dodo is extinct, sea serpents are uncom mon, to say tbe least, and it Is very seldom indeed that tbe star comedian of a farce com edy caravan bas an unswclled bead. Pittsburg his been entertaining sucb a curiosity, sucb an angel, I may say, unawares; not a dodo, or a sea serpent, mind you, but a comedian, whose hat is no bigger than it used to be before its owner commanded the imperial honors of displayed type in the plays bills. This is not a piece of theatrical news, for doubtless actors and managers, the associates of this eccentric comedian, havo known it for years and years. But the public only knows Mr. Powers on tbe stage which is a good deal of a privilege, it is true and it is only right and proper tbat tbey should know also that he is a modest, unpretentious, hard-working, little man, with red hair, who doesn't know what jealousy is. This sounds a good deal like a panegyric on Mr. Powers but it's the truth, and the truth will out sometimes, even if it be pleasant. The mention of Mr. Powers hair recalls to my mind a ay scene in which be played a somewhat prominent part one summer day not so very long ago. It was in tbe home ofthe Fivo A's Club on Twenty-eighth street. New York, that X first met Mr. Powers off the stage. There were present besides a dozen other comedians more or les3 known to tame who bad congregated to start for some suburban spot where they were to play a mighty game of baseball with certain lawyers. The last man of the party to arrive was the gigantic Burr Mcintosh, and, according to a prearranged plan, the party sainted him with a stentorian shout of: "Me,in Uott! baf you came at last!" By this time a tally-ho coacb, with four spanking bays did you ever see a coacb that was not drawn by spanking bays or dashing blacks? was at the door. Having equipped themselves with tin horns and other horns taken internally the "galaxy of youth and beauty," as De Wolf Hopper called tbe crowd of comedians, clambered' up the coach. When the crew were all on board the coach presented a truly grand sight. Be sides Jimmy Powers and the two giants. De Wolf Hopper and Burr Mcintosh, 1 remember Ed Stevens, Eugene Canfield, with his won derful nose, Frank Lawton. with his not less wonderful whistle, Fred Solomon and DIgby Bell, were among tbo passengers. As tbe coach drove away and turned the corneinto bustling Broadway, the un glorified tbe dark curly wig which sheltered De Wolf Hopper's cranium then as now, and one long limb be longing to the same gentleman waved a fare well. A Chariot and a Conspiracy. A bout S o'clock last night a chariot drawn by four horses rolled down Fifth avenue, turned down Market street and wheeled up to tho curb on Liberty street. A band of music packed most judiciously inside the charir.; her alded its arrival in magnetic fashion. Upon tbe chariots were streamers announcing that "a meeting will take, place bere,"and after a few minutes had elapsed a grander gonfalon challenged the evening air and Informed the curious that "Pattison and Brennen" were the occasion of the display. Tbe singular ill-luck of the orators who sprang up when tbe musicians were out of breath was what attracted my attention. Mr. Brennen had but started to address the honest voters wbo thronged tbe roadway when a cable car came along with a jangle and roar that would have disconcerted Demosthenes. Cable cars kept punctuating tbe orator's remarks, in fact so long as they stayed there. Then to cap tbe climax a long freight train of cars hauled by a snorting' Republican locomotive went slowly up Liberty street. It was clearly a con spiracy against tbe chariot load ot patriots, and it speak: well for the latter's pluck and perseverance that tbey had their say out in spite of everything. Hefburit Johns. CHEAP HOMES. How the Question Is Being Pleasantly Solved ln London's Suburbs. Many people with small Incomes have recent ly taken up their permanent abode in England for economical reasons, says tbe New York Evening Telegram. Atarentalof 6 per month nice villas, with small grounds attached, can be obtained in such desirable subutbs of London as In tbo immediate neighborhood of the famous "Starand Garter" tavern at Richmond, on the Thames. From them one can be In the heart of London in a few minutes by the Un derground railroad trains. Bicycles are very much used as a method of locomotion. Standards of Success. From tbe New York Krenlng l'ost.3 Ninety-nine men out of a hundred in this city to-day start in life with tho idea that unless they make a good deal of money the world will consider their lives a failure, and In order to achieve this sort of success, therefore, it is human and natural to suppose that tbey should be ready to put aside all other concerns. TTtn SPABKOWS OF THE SEA. Above our head the storm rack drives. As madly sky with ocean strives. While tne stern rocks look on; One ne'er would deem That, save ln dream. Here sunlight ever shone. As momently the tumult lulls. We hear the cruel shrieking gulls That seem to mock our pain; -But shoreward borne To ns that monrn That loved voice ne'er again. As feathers shows the soft white spray. A bed where men tired limbs might lay Ahlcrutl as the grave its Iron grasp: From that close grasp Ho love hath might to save. They ro down to the sea ln ships. Our kbises warm upon their lips; It bears tbem out afar, When dawn l red To fling oar dead Across the moaning bar. Kind earth's dead blossctns bloom again; Her burled teed yields golden grain: But, ah! what help may be, Save on a far-off tldeleit shore. That day when sea shall be no more. To ease the smart Of one whose heart a , Xles burled la tbe sea? Isnbella'J'-l'oitnate-in Gentteman? Mdaaiine. CURIUDS CONDENSATIONS. There are 3,061 languages and over 1,000 religions. The sea bas a net population of several thousand millions. Two thousand two hundred trains leave London ordinarily every 24 hours. Nearly 750,000 a year is paid by the British Government for tbe carriage of mads. There are about 1,500,000,000 inhab itants on the globe. Of these 33.033,033 die every year. There were in operation in tbe South le,1S2"'00 a' many as 1.621,335 snludles, against 561.J60 in 1S7D-'8U. It is calculated that 91,823 persons die per day, 3,730 per hour, 60 a minute, or one every time the clock ticks. China has 136 telegraph stations. The system Is mainly controlled by tbe Govern ment, and the operators are all Danes. It is interesting to know that the hair which waves from tbe helmets of- French dragoons Is the real article, being the product of Chinese and Tonkin skulls. Brazil it larger than tbe United States but in tho whole 20 States which make nn the Republic there are not as many people as you have ln New York and Pennsylvania. Dark-haired persons have a better chance in the great struggle for existence than those of tbe opposite complexion, except in contagious diseases, where blondes are com paratively exempt. Between 30,000,000 and 40,000,000 gal lons of wine will be mado In the United States this year, of which California will produce more than half. Seven-eighths of tbo grapes of Cali fornia go to the wine press. The French Minister of "War lately offered a prize for the swiftest bird in a flight from Perigueux to Paris. 310 miles. There were 2.746 entries, and tbe winner did the dis tance in 7 hours and 31 minutes. The number of marriages is in propor tion of 75 to every LOOO individuals born; the time when the greatest number of marriages takes place is in J line and December about tbe tinio of tbe summer and winter solstices. Married persons live longer than single ones, and the tall have a better chance for long life than those of short stature. Women bare more chances of lite in their favor previous to 50 years of age than men have, but fewer after ward. There are growing on a farm in San Antonio, CaL, two large fig trees tbat aro as old as the State. They are 30 feet in height, have a very large spread, and are marvels of pro ductiveness. Itistbought they will yield 1,000 pounds of fruit each. Tbe greater majority of these micro scopic plants are what tbe botanists call "bac teria," the smallest form of vegetable life. So small are ther tbat it wonld take, ln some cases, as many as 15.000 of them arranged ln a row to extend one inch. A person born in hot weather stands the heat a great deal better than one born in tbe cold months of winter; of course tbe rule works vice versa. Those born In the spring are usua!Iy;of a more robust constitution than If Porn at any other time of tho year. It is stated that from May 1 to Septem ber 13 350,357 tons of ice had passed soutn on the Cham plain canal. In August tbe ship ments aggregated 312,311 tons. The heaviest shipment In a single week was in the last week of J uly, when 35,111 tons were cleared. A cargo of Ice is about 150 tons. In Alsace, not far from "Worth, there is now a monument to the young Englishman who .was tbe first victim in tbe Franco-German war. Young Lieutenant Winslow, who was attached to tbe German army, was shot while recou noitering with tbe stall by one of tbe first bul lets fired on the French side. A number of horseflesh restaurants have just been started in Berlin, and they are doing a brisk trade. It is strange tbat they have cot been opened sooner in Berlin, for those which bave existed for several years past in Dresden, Hamburg, Magueberg and Frank: fort have done an immense business from the first. The number of males and females is about equal and their average life is about 33 years; one-fourth of the inhabitants die before they reach tbeir fifteenth year. To 1,000 per sons only one reaches the age of 100 years; to every 100 only six reach the age of 65, and not more than one in 500 lives to see their eightieth year. "Nephelococcuquia" is a Greek word, and means, translated into English, "cloud-cuckoo-town," built by tbe birds, and found m Aristophanes on "Tbe Birds." This town was built in midair, so as to cut off the gods from men. It was used as a satire on Athens, or ferhaps on tbe visions of conquest in Sicily, taly. The largest gold coin in circulation in the world is stated to be tbe gold "loof," of Annam, tbe French colony In Eastern A-ia. It is a flat round piece worth 65. Tbe next in size to this unwieldy coin Is the Japanese "obang," which weighs more than two ounces and a balf, about equal to ten English sover eigns. N The corn crop for 1890 in the 12 'ollow Ing States is thus-estiinated:Illinois, 224.623.712; Indiana. 105,033,192; Ohio. 92.220.123; Kentucky, 66.920.446; Missouri. 184 583,612: Kansas. 13.217. 058; Wisconsin, 4L4S7.920: Michlzan. 41.835,311; Iowa, 208 454.CS0; NebrasKa. 74.484.660; Minne sota. 22.82.012; Dakota, 19,592,044 a total of 1,229.858,374. Systems for distributing power in cities from a central station are coming more into use every day. Steam, electricity and com pressed air are the common agents, bnt Paris has a system which is tbe reverse of tbat em ploying compressed air. The motois operate by vacunm created by immense air pumps at the central station. THE SPICE OF LIFE. ""What's 'caffy o' lay, anyhow, Jim?" 'Dun'no'. Guess It mmt be coffee and eggs." Harper' t Bazar. She Ah, Mr. Bassett, there is one thing that money can't burl He What Is thai -a girl who bas plenty of It heiselliJlunsty Weekly. ' Elderly Suitor I bave spoken to your mother, Helen, and Helen Oh, I'm so glad. Did she accept you? Spare Moments. In a Texas School. Small Boy (holding up band) What's B. C. bitched onter them dates ln Greek history mean? Teacher (a trifle conrused) -Well-er. Sammle. you see them old Greets were queer kind or creeters. so whin they didn't know a daterur sartln, they put B. C, '"bout correct," arterthe numbers. Yale Record. His Thought ulness. Cleverton How did you come to wear an embroidered shirt at the wedding reception last night? Don't you Know It Isn't good form? ' Dashaway Mr dear boy. I did It out of compli ment to the bride and groom. Tbey are both from St. Louis. Clothier and irnfjAer. Young Wife (saying an aSectionate good by to her husband) Now. tailing, you can't en Joy a moment while ysu r.re gone, can you, dearest? George (oft for a few days' yachting) Well, m'dear, 1 can't tell a He. Yonng Wife Ob, darling, please aotilarptr'i liaiar. Caueht "Tell me, dearest Emma, -will you" be mine?" 'Will you always let me havemy own way?" "Always, dearest." "And my mother may live with us?" "Willingly." "And not ask for a latch-key?" "I would rather throw It ln the sea." "And give up your dob. and al ways be at home to dlnt.er?" "Always, and on the minute." "Then yon must excuse me. bat yon arc not at all the sort orman I should wish lor a husband." i'Uigtndt Blaetter. Mrs. De Bort Dear, I think Mr. Corral, wbo recently made bis .fortune ln Texas, Is a veritable rough diamond." Jeweler DeBort-Then. "iy dear, we ought to cat him. Jeiceter's WetlJy. The religious euitur, the scientific editor and the society editor have arranged to kill the political editor as soon as tbe polls close on Tues day. Ills remain will be cremated. No flowers. Carriages can be hired at tbe hackstands at the usual prices. Exthang-' He said my eves .ie diamonds brigat, my cheeks like Jacqueminots, my neck and brow a fair and white a winter's purest snows. He swore my hair was like the gold tbat tints the snnset Skies, my chin was cast ln Cupid's mold and truth seemed lnbls eyes. My smile was like, tbe new-born day, my teeth twin rows of pearl, and alter tbat be went away to see another girl Cape Cod Item. Dashaway I want to get a pair of trous ers. 1 Tailor-Yes, sir. Something for Sunday or everyday? Uushaway 1 waut a Sun Jay pair with an every day prtce.-rtotMerano! JTumtslitr. She But howoan you think I'm pretty when rqy nose tarns up so. dreadfully? He elU all I have to sar it that It Shows -mighty poor taste ln backing away from such A .lovely mouth, Sjpart Moments, J. &