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I 00 DAILY Dispatch, I'erQoarter SCO DAILT DisrATCH, One Month 70 DAILY UlSr-ATClI, lncludingtunday, lyear. 3000 DAILT DisrATcn, lDCludingfcund.iy,Zm'ths. tM Daily Di6rATCu. Including Sunday, 1 month to bVMAl DiBPATcn, One Year ISO W r-EKLY Dispatch, One Year lis TUB DAILY DisrATCIi Is dellTercd by carriers at J.'cenUTer week, or Including tundaj edition, f iSfieent. Tr week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY. OCT. 27. 1S90. Tnxni last snor. The Republican managers have fired oiie of the last shots in their locker, by the pro duction of a sensational charge against Pat tison, which appeared simultaneously on Saturday in a Harrisburg paper and the Delamater organs ot Philadelphia. The substance cf he story is that in 1S83, three bills were passed for the purpose of favoring the completion of the South Penn road. Judge Jeremiah S. Black is stated to have considered that there was a snake in these measures, and on presenting his views, was asked to prepare a veto message "While he was preparing the message, the story goes, he was oflered a fee by "Win. S. Whitney" presumably Wm. C. Whitney on behalf . of the Tandcrbilts. to argue in favor of the bills before'Gov. Pattison. When the veto message was presented to the Governor, the story continues, the document was highly aDproved by Senator Gordon, who was pres ent; but at the end of the interview, two men called to see the Governor, one of whom was Attorney General Cassiday and the other was not recognized by Judge Black. But it is a significant part of the story that some power in finance was so interested in the matter as to have this person shadowed by a detective all the way back to Xew York, and it is asserted that he was Mr. Whitney. The next day the bills were re turned to the Legislature, not with a veto message, but with the Governor's signature These are the direct allegations. The inti mations, which are nowhere allowed to reach the degree of actual assertions, are that the Governor was influenced pecuniar ily. Two things are significant in connection with the publication of this story. The first 5s the contrast between the way in which the assailants of Delamater have brought out their charges early in the cam paign and courted investigation, and ths way in which this has been held back to within ten days of the clectioa and then brought out with all the earmark! of a roor back. The existence of this storv was inti mated by Pattison'j opponents before his nomination; bnt the Republican managers have shown their conviction that it will not stand the test of full scrutiny by carefully keeping it quiet until the present time, when there is little time to sift the manufactured inuendos from actual fact. Besides that, instead of anyone taking the responsibility of the charges and re questing, as Senator Emery has done, that he be taken into court if thevare false, there is in this entire effort a scrupulous care to avoid responsibility on the part of everyone connected with it. No direct allegation against Governor Pattison's integrity is made in it, and the entire effort in that way is to base the inference of dishonesty on things which dead men are alleged to have said. The other significant thing about this publication is the fact that while simultane ously published in the Delamater organs in the Eastern end of the State it is carefully kept out of the organs in this section. The reason of this is obvious. The people of Pittsburg are well versed in the history of the South Penn, because it was a matter of vital importance to this section. They know that the real issue in connection with that entire enterprise was whether the pub lic right of building competing lines and developing the industries of onr State, fchould be asserted, or should be crushed oat by the orders of one great corporation. They know that at the time when Governor Pattison signed these bills, this was a legiti mate enterprise in which the public pros perity was interested, and that it was pressed forward well to completion until the time when it was strangled by a bargain of cor poration magnates. They know that the prompt and vigorous action of Governor Pattison and Attorney General Cassi day brought that betrayal of pnblic rights to a dead halt at the end of their term; and it is a notorions matter at present that under the Republican administration of this State this corporate conspiracy has been suffered to proceed unchecked until little pains are taken to conceal the fact that the Constitution and the mandates of the court are alike dcSed by the corporations which crushed out the South Penn. This knowledge is a sufficient reason for the Re publican managers to make a great spiead over this story in Philadelphia and Harris burg and to keep it perlectly quiet in Pitts burg. What is to be recognized as a fact in this : Ftory is that Governor Pattison signed the bills in question. Of these three measures, two that extending the time for the comple tion or the road and that permitting the chauge of its terminal were fair and neces sary for the success of a legitimate enter prise. The third, that permitting the in crease of capitalization to $300,000 per mile, can now be recognized as an error; bnt there were many reasons for considering it otherwise at that time. The South Penn road was being built through a country necessitating expensive construction with bridges and tunnels, in some localities cost ing from half a million to a million per mile. The limit of JGO.OOO per mile, fixed by the general railroad law, was obviously intended to shut out competing railroads from Pennsylvania, where, when that law was passed, the cost of construction was often greater than this limit Finally, as a measure of capitalization, the corporation with which the? South Penn was to compete carried, on something like 400 miles of main line, $175,000,000 of capitalization, or $350, 000 per mile. It is quite probable that Governor Pattison was sufficiently impressed by Judge Black's view to ask him to pre pare a veto.message, and that, later, he was convinced by Attorney General Cassiday that the public interest in the construction of the South Penn called for his approval of these measures. But no one who has fol lowed Governor Pattisou's career will deem the intimations of pecuniary in fluence, with no one standing up to accept the responsibility for them as Emery does for his assertions, as anything more than the joint production of corporate enmity and partisan malice. The publication of this story) il it is given a full discussion, will prove a boomerang to the Republicans. It will call public at tention to the fact that under Republican administration the rights of the people as against the corporations have been neg lected and betrayed, and that the corporate edicts have risen superior to the Consti tution and the courts. It will also empha size the fact that one vigorous independent man in the person of Governor Pattison brought the South Penn deal to a dead halt and kept it there se long as he was in the Governor's chair. BOTH SILLY,, AM) VICIOUS. The appearance in the local political gos sip of a threat if Mr. Dalzell has less than 13,000 maiority and the next Honse is Democratic, it will unseat him ior his participation in uuseating Democrats who had that majority, is a remarkable illus tration of the degree to which partisanship can lead people to ignore the fundamental principles of free government. Of course such talk is utter nonsense, and no such scheme is entertained by any Dem ocratic leader. If it were a part of the Democratic policy, it would furnish the stroncest reasons for its defeat, as no party that could contemplate such a policy in ad vance is to be trusted by the people. That nonsense of this sort can even be uttered in an intelligent constituency is a sign of the degradation of politics below the principles of Democratic government. Every lntelli gentman should know that the ioundation of free government is the representation of the people by those who have been hon estly elected to represent them. If that is denied by unseating a man who is acknowl edged to be fairly elected, it is simply over throwing in that particular case the right of the people to govern themselves. It is worth while to speak plainly about this because such wild threats have been heard in other quarters. They amount to saying that because the Republicans, in the heat of conflict, permitted themselves to unseat men of whose election there is little room for doubt, therefore the Democrats will make a more wanton assault on consti tutional government by nnseating men whose election they acknowledge, simply for the sake of revenge. The Dispatch has expressed itself Dlainly about the action of the last Congress in deciding contents purely by partisan interest; and it is necessary to say that for the Democrats to retaliate in kind would be a worse public offense because it would be an avowed violation of the fundamental law of representative insti tutions. Of course such threats arc mere talk; bnt it is of the kind that stultifies the talkers. It puts them in self-avowed posi tion of intendiug to inflict the same wrong which they denounce when committed by their opponents. A THREAD BAKE STORY. A Pittsburger traveling in West Virginia encloses to The Dispatch a clipping from the Baltimore Sun, which has before attracted attention here, and which alleges, in connection with talk about the tariff,that reveals its animus that Pittsburg treated the British and German visitors inhospita bly botu as regards providing them with quarters and in not showing them our factories. Our correspondent says that he has been "twitted more than once" with this. In reply to his complaint we can only say that if people twit him with what has already been shown to be a shallow fabrica tion circulated at this time solely to gratify a rabidly sectional partisanshsp, it is not Pittsburg's fault. The story has been fully refuted; the foreign guests have expressed and repeated their appreciation of the en tertainment they had here; bnt as journals of the Baltimore Sun's stripe persist in knowing more about it than either enter tainers or entertained, we suppose that there is no remedy for its exceedingly cheap method of gratifying sectional dislike. YON MOLTKES CELEBRATION. Germany celebrated, yesterday, the nine tieth birthday of Von Mollke, the old Gen eral who furnished the .military genius which, in connection with Bismarck's states manship, raised the Kingdom ot Prussia from its second rate position to that of the first military power of Europe. Congratu lations were sent by the thousands to the old leader from all parts of the world, and all Germany wanted to honor its hero, who has been more fortunate than Bismarck, in preserving both his popularity and the im perial favor. Judged by the magnitude of his opera tions, the almost unerring certainty ot his combinations and the overwhelming suc cess which he won Von Moltke occupies un questionably the first place among the gen erals of the last half of this century The commanders of our armiesAwhose operations approached his in magnitude, were foiled at times by partial or complete failure. Probably some of Von Moltkc's su perior success was due to the splen didly trained armies and superior war material which was provided ready to his hand at the beginning of each war; but this complete training and preparation was a part of his military science. The best evidence of his success is furnished by the fact that while the politics of Europe have been strained since 1870, no Power has dared to try conclusions with the German army directed by Von Moltke's genius. Vet, with this unrivaled record for suc cessful military genius, we 'of this country can question whether work that he and Bis marck: accomplished in extending the Ger man empire was equal in real results to the work done by the less scientific and more democratic statesmen and soldiers of our own conflict. THEY IGNORE THE LAW. The fight of the warring railroads in the Wesfaffords a peculiar illustration of the way in which the big corporations deem themselves at liberty to ignore their legal and constitutional requirements. The Union Pacific, having made special terms with one Chicago line, demanded from others a larger share of the rates on the through freight which passed to and from their lines and that of the Union Pacific These roads responded by a united action .canceling all pro-rating arrangements with Union Pa cific. Now there happens to be a legal re quirement that all roads shall receive and forward the through freight of all connect ing lines without delay or discriminations; and this requirement is not only enacted by their charters bnt has been decided by the courts to arise,out of the conditions of their charters. The real status of the quarrel is that the Union Pacific proposed to commit an illegal act, and the opposing roads re sponded by committing in a body the same violation of law. The theory that great cor porations need know gio law, is getting alto gether too prevalent In railroad circles. Ttie report that a 2Tew York audience at a theater hissed the Duke of Marlborough's party for talking so load that the performance could riot be heard, is a decided hint to tho Anglomaniac aristocracy that it cannot proceed on the principle that it is the only show at tho playhouses. Some of the Republican organs- in New York are jeering ara Democratic orpan which said that Governor Sill addressed 15,1)00 people in the Woostcr Optra House., which, it Is as serted on the Republican side, only holds 1,000 people, for the proper understanding o this important campaign isue. It is neceisary to in form onr New York cotemporaries that the seat ing capacity of opera houses in Mr. McKinley's district is exceedingly elastic during the cam paign. The reports last week save us a Re publican meeting of 15.000 in the Canton Opera House, and if that auditorium is capable of being stretched to that extent, why should Wooster be discriminated against? We are glad to observe, however, that 15,000 is so tar the maximum for those extraordinary assem blages. They have got to shooting Aldermen in Chicago. Perhaps Chicago is discouraged by the failure of New York's effort to get rid of tho class by milder means; but we must protest that the remedy is altogether too heroic It is reassuring to learn from Senator Ingalls' own authority what The Dispatch has intimated before, that his loudness for striking phrases leads him to say things without considering their meaning. He now confesses that he did not know himself what his expres sion about tho "irridescent dream" meant. "I probably sometimes use words that I do not i-nntv tIia tMMnini- of1 sava the Senator, This lp.iTMthe Iiodb that when he said the Ten' Commandments have no placo in politics, that remarkable statement may bo charged solely to his ignorance of tha English language A half day of sunshine was allotted to this section yesterday. Experience of that class of weather warrants the assertion that the pnblic would be willing to try a whole week of it. The Philadelphia ledger calls attention to the fact that for ten years that city has had an ordinance requiring the removal of tho overhead wires and poles, and suggests that something ought to be done in the line ot en forcing it Tho esteemed Ledger seems to be infected by tho Mugwump Idea that the con stitution, laws and ordinances ought to be en forced against corporations and candidates. It will get itself disliked among tho political managers, if it insists on that principle, as an offensive partisan. This is roorback week in the campaign. The Republican managers in order to get a good start in the work commenced grinmng on their grist on Saturday of last week. The epidemic of virtue in Detroit is Tag ing with as great vigor as ever. Having draped the statuary in the museum, the Detroiters are now objecting to a wooden leg in stockings, which is usel to display hosiery in a show win dow. There is reason to believe that the poli ticians in Detroit would develop objections, on the score of propriety, to the naked truth. The interest of some of our esteemed Democratic cotemporaries in tho future price of beer is pathetic but not convincing on tho tariff issue. The latest triumphs of the conferee system in turning over the nomination of Congress men and Senators to State chairmen and sheriffs of counties, is especially significant in the declaration that tho nomination for such positions cannot, in the system of practical politics.be left to the people. PEES0NAL MENTION. Prince Adolph, of Schanmbcrg-Lippo, and the Princess Victoria, of Prussia, who aro shortly to wed. will pass their honeymoon in Egypt and India. Senator Morrill, of Vermont, is the third man who has been elected for a fifth term in the United States Senate. The other two were Benton, of Missouri, and Anthony, of Rhode Island. Mayor Grant, or New York, is consistent in bis bachelorhood. He always declines to uso his magisterial prerogative and marry hymen eal applicants. He turns all over to the City Court or an Alderman. Colonel Elliott F. Shepakd visited the New YorkUnion League Club on Friday for the first time since the expiration of his ten days' sentence of suspension. His reception is not described as betas cordial. Dona Emilla Paedo Bazan, according to an English critic "is the greatest of Spanish writers, perhaps the greatest of living Euro pean writers; certainly in England no woman can De named who comes nigh her." Citizen George Francis Train, who has been liviDg quietly in his villa near Tacoma, Wash., since his famous round-the-world trip, is going back to New York City. He hopes to make an arrangement by which he will go aronnd the world via the East against his own time. The first praise given Judge Roger A. Pryor by the paper ot the younger Bennett reads queerly enough as a sequence to the scoring given by Congressman Roger A. Pryor to tho elder Bennett and bis accomplished wife many years ago on the floor of the House of Repre sentatives. President CAbnot, a Parisian caterer re lates, finds dinner giving rather expensive. At bis last there were covers for 400, and the bill was $7 per cover, with 1,500 quarts of cham pagne at ! per quart, while tho buffet for the reception, flowers, music, etc, brought the total to S15.U00. Miss Beatrice Potter is at present ono of the most famous and talked-of women in En gland. She is a superbly beautiful woman, is oi aristocratic connections and owns a large fortune in her own right. For several years past she has been a devoted pnpil and disciple ot. Heibert Spencer. M. Alexander Dumas fils has begun In a morning paper a series of hitherto unpub lished maxims of his own. One runs as fol lows ana is full of truth: "Give alms anony mously, for then tbey have the double advan tage of doing away with ingratitude and abuse at the same time." The thoroughly conscientious', and realistic way in which Mme. Bernhardt approaches M. Sardou's play of "Cleopatra" is shown by the fact that she has read up naval tactics in con nection with the battle of Actium, and is pre pared to prove that what has been hitherto considered questionable conduct on the part of Cleopatra at that engagement was really a very subtle attempt at maneuvering. OLD ROMAN BANQUET. Grand Preparations for n Feast in Honor of Allen G. Tliurinun. rSPECIAL TELEGKAU TO TUB UISPATCH.I Columbus. October 20. The Tbunnan Club will celebrate the seventy-seventh anniversary of Allen G. Thurman's birth with an "Old Ro man" banquet at Columbus, Thursday evening, November IS. Ex-President Cleveland has ac cepted an Invitation to be present and will de liver the principal address of the evening. Sen ator Carlisle, of Kentucky; Roger Q. Mills, ot Txasj Senator Daniel, of Virginia; Daniel Dougherty, of New York, and Senator VOor hces, of Indiana, have been invited, and are ox. pected to be present. Toasts will bo responded to by many other distinguished Democrats from different parts of the Union. Covers will be laid for 1.U0O guests. An invitation is extended to all admirers and friends of the statesman and jurist to be pres ent at this jubilee occasion. Tirst Settlers of Virginia. From the Baltimore American. Dr. Stephen B. Weeks, of Johns Hopkins University, has made a special study of the early Virginia settlements under Sir Walter Raleigh. He maintains that it can be nil own by legendary and historical evidence that the earliest English settlers in the New World were not massacred, as is generally supposed, but were absorbed by tho tribe of Croatan Indians, and that tbelr descendants are still to be found in North Carolina. SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. A thought is worth nothing until you ex press It. Did you spend your boyhood or your girl hood in the village or the city? Was your youth unfettered, your playground boundless, your wants few, your sports' unlimited, your clothes homespun? Or were you in the care less days tethered to the cord of caste, your plays selected, your (grounds bounded by poverty and wealth on two sides, by religion and social status on the' others forming a hol low sqnareso narrow that you could not run without stubbing your preclons tender little toes on the corners; so high that you could not get a glimpse of the little folk on the outside, so select that you had to be clad in purple and tine linen before you entered It; so lonely, joy less, laughles, heartless that you tired early in the game sobbed when you should have smiled got a peep of the bitter beyond when the bright young eye should have rested alone on the perfect present. "O. boy of the stony streets, walled was, smoke-hta sun youth of the fencod-in frolics, carpet children, parlor pets, nursery nabobs the village lad can laugh at or pity you. No imaginary, lino marks bis romping region; no caste, no care, no social or religious law hampers Ills longlimbs and tireless feet free, joyful, strong, ho rolls in the green fields of youth and chases the sunbeams down the days that lead where? Up with, the birds he's off with Bill, Bob, Will, Molly, Meg, Sal, Kit, to the wood or the school, the meadow or tho common, the brook or tho berry field, the snow ortbeice always going, going wbero? They see not the seamy side, they of the old fashioned, quiet, humdrum. Van Winkiish village the village that sleeps but laughs, the village that dies but lives, the village that is pulseless bnt tbrobs. No vice trails in the grass-grown streets, no crime stains the village history, the page of which is never turned; no hunger, no gold, no dross wants few. tastes simple, a tiny worlaless world. The village schoolmaster is the Czar, the village doctor is the magician, the village preacher is the saint, the villago blacksmith is the giant a simple honest quartette. Every kind-faced matron is your mother, every maid your aunt, every miss your cousin, every little pet in pinafores your sister fathers, brothers all. Is it overdrawn? I know just such a "Sleepy Hollow." It stands between two long, long hills high, steep, tiresome in the long ago; only mere hillocks now. for time, you know, lowers the mountains your young eyes measured and lessens tne miles your little feet trod. A wide, shady street ended in dusty roads which trailed slowly up both bills losing each end in the green woods on their brows. A swift sinning river ran between, its laughing waters dancing over, upon and under bnsv wheels on It3 way to the pretty bay. No jail, no lock-up, no barred windows, not even a court house there only the church and the village school, only oho bell to call you to prayers and to books. All were mothers, fathers, sisters, aunts, cousins, brothers. Open doors to every borne and vacant chairs at every board warm hearts, ready hands at every fire side. And this village stands there still sleep ing but not snoring; silent, slothful, peaceful. The plaintive bleat of the sheep mingles with the music of the smith's anvil. The swish of the scythe hisses through the laughter of the children. The sons of the mother drowns the cry of the babe. May it never change. Sleep on. Come, go, lads and lasses of the village Where? The man who applies an invention deserves as much credit as the man who designs it. If women could vote they would never get through talking abont it. IF you have a coffin in the house your neigh bor will not covet It. This is about the only article some folk do not want to possess. A 3IAN never fully appreciates tbe comforts of a plain home until he is seasick. The trains are running off tbe rails, Tbe ships are sinking in the gales, Boilers are exploding; Hotels are going up in smoke, And gnns are pointed in a joke After carefnl loading. Oil cans are starting backward fires, 'Ihe streets are burdened with dead wires, And elevators slip. Wild steers are driven through the street, , A mad dog yon will sometimes meet. They're looking for la grippe. Pistols aro earned by lunatics, And cranks use knives for toy toothpicks By faith some think they're cured. Tho cable cars run very fast, The next moment may be your last You better get insuredl If the primary schools taught wickedness and russcdness, and goodness and education were learned in the streets, virtue would tri umph over vice, judging from the avidity with which outdoor education is snapped up by the little ones. Good singers and musicians are notable peo ple. It is mysteriously whispered that the Phila delphia Gas Companv wants tbe manufacturers now using gas in their puddling furnaces to pay the expense of placing big meters in their mills. This means an outlay of thousands of dollars. A sort oflong meter, as It were. To most children prayer is a mere recitation. Tbe lips are tangbt to move, not the heart. A fashion writer, in advising a lady cor. respondent, tells her to have at least ten dresses. That editor or editress must have an interest in a drygoods store, a loom or a dressmaking shop. Sleep places us all on an equality. Nature has developed woman's tongue In stead of her muscle. It is far better to beat a drum than a board ing house. Focnd DitowNED The Coroner yesterday held an inquest on a body loimd in the Ohio a lew miles below Temperanccvlllc A verdict ofd'ath by drowning was, reudered. The remains could nut be identified. They were those or a jounc man bine eyes, curly brow n hair, pleasant feat ured, about 5 feet 11 Inches, evidently 19 to 23 years of age. 'Ihe remains were burled, and the gravewas marked unknown." "Found Drowned V the verdict, and the corpse "Unknown I" A rough hewn box, damp clothes a shroud; A shallow grave, unmarked by graven stone Only tears from a passing cloud. "Unknown!" A lamb astray from some precious fold A rover lostin tbe world so wide; A plunge, a splash in the waters cold. Perhaps with a curse on lip he dledt "Unknown !" A mother once smoothed that enrly hair, A mother's kisses that face caressed; A mother once watched with tender care Tho blue-eyed babe on her loving breast. "Unknown!" A mother once taught those lips to pray "I lay me down to sleep:" "Our Farther who art," they used to say, "Pray God my soul to keep." "Unknown!" A mother once sang to a darling boy A lullaby low aud sweet; A mother once wished for no other joy Until earth and heaven meetl "Unknown!" Once a mother cried in despair to her God: "Father, oh, shield my son!" With a heavy heart sho passed under the rod Saying: "Thy will be done." "Unknown!" A mother has watched. lo! many years The golden hair's now gray. "Oh, God!" she cried through bitter tears, "Send back my boy, I prajl" "Unknown J" A mother waits for hor roving son; A mother kneels In prayer "Thou gav'st. Thou tak'st, Thy will bB done. Amen 1 I'll meet thee There I" "Unknown !" Somebody's boy Is slecplnc; Somebody's mother is weeping I Somebody's heart has bled; Somebody's darling's dead! In a magazine devotod to women and tbelr ways I find this: "It Is not necessary for a lady to thank her escort; she has conferred a favor This may.be etiquette, but it isn't A bride should return calls.bnt not wedding presents. A sarcastic man is more trampled upon than a joker. liable to be What a child hears at home it is apt to re peat outside. A great many women take more pains to improve their complexion than to improve their mind. Don't fish hook. for compliments with a bare Drowning politicians snatch at straw votes. The candidates are having big turnouts now. Tbe great turnout occurs in November, how ever. Death removed 21 postmasters since Harri son took hold of the reins of Government and Clarkson removed over 500. Yellow Jack or cholera might beat the great axman's record. Nothing else could. When politics is stripped of perquisites the people will seek the leader, not the leader the people. There are no choice building lots In the New Jerusalem. There's a wide "margin" between the man who raises tbe corn andhe man who sells it. One sows, but the other reaps the big profit. Pennsylvania's oil and gas region is holy land without a doubt. Robert T. Lincolx is a much younger and a much smaller man than his father. The ocean is infested with white caps. In South Africa girls marry Boers, and seem to get on all right, too. A mourning glory A pretty widow. Willie Winkle. A HABD WLNTEE COMING. A Connecticut Naturalist Gives Some Quaint Reasons for His Predictions. Ansonia. Conn., October 28. It is going to be a bard winter. Horace Johnson, of Middle Haddam.Conn.,who predicted the great blizzard and has been on tho top shelf in the estimation of Connecticut people ever since, says so. He bases his prediction.cn tho phenomenally large bay crop and tbe bard, thick shells of crabs. He finds further verification of tho signs in the two-story mnskrat houses with base burners on the top floor and coal in tho cellar. Then ho examines the corn husks and finds a fleecy sort of wool on the inside. A friend bronerht him a. Rnfiirrel thn other day, and he says the fur is triple extra thick 4 and rPTVfillA '(Tnnns n.n ,ftn. thin nou.l I and this Is a jign that they are preparing for a long sieire. Mr. Johnson paid a man 50 cents to dig out a woodchuck, and more signs were found in the bottom of tho burrow. A plush cloak hung on a projecting stone and It has been Mr. Johnson's experience that wood chucks never purchase plush cloaks unless tbe weather is going to be unusually cold. Pumpkin rinds are of the thickest this fall. Ho has notyet bada goose's bone to study, but he is willing to stako his reputation as tbe Wiggins of Connecticut that it will indorse all he claims lor tbe wlntor. GOOD C0UNTEY E0AD3. Interest in the Subject Awakened All Over the United States. Trom the New York Times. In Massachusettsachalr has been recently en dowed at the Boston School of Technology, to be known as tbe Chair of Public Roads. Chauncey B. Ripley says that be has reason to believe that not only in Pennsylvania, Massa chusetts, and New York especially a society having recently been formed to promote the improvement of pnblic roads has interest in this subject, but that there is hardly an East ern or Middle State that has not taken on new zeal in the matter of the improvemontof roads. In Tennessee tbe Vanderbilt University in strncts free of charge one person from each connty to supervise roads. During the coming session of the Legislature bills for this purpose will be introduced in Ohio. Virginia, Maryland and Rhode Island, In addition to tbe btates mentioned. New Hampshire has recognized the importance of good roads in the Wblto Mountain district by making State appropria tions for the construction and repair of the principal county aud town roads. TO TELL THE AGE OF A HORSE. To tell the age of any horse. Inspect the lower Jaw, or course. The six front teeth the tale will cell, And every doubt and fear dispel. The middle "nippers" yon behold Before the colt is two years old; Bef 're eight weeks two more will come; Eight months the "corners" cat the gum. The outside grooves will disappear From middle two in Just one year. In two years from the second pair; In three, the "corners," too, are bare. At two, the middle "nippers" drop; At three, the second pair can't stop; When four years old, the third pair goes; At five a full new set he shows. The deep black spots will pass from view At six years lrom tbejnlddle two; The cecond pair at seven years; Atcisht, the spot each "corner" clears. From middle "nippers," upper jaw. At nine the black spoU will withdraw. The second pair at ten arc white; Ueven finds tbe "corners" light. As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Uhey longer get, project before Till twenty, when we know no more. Spare Moments. TO DBESS WELL PAYS. The Impulses That Influence Dress in the Orient and Occident. From the November Arena, j In tbe Orient men conceal wealth and display poverty; in the Occident men conceal poverty and display wealth. Sham-poverty and sham wealth characterize East and West. Hence Western cities have often more poverty than appears. In Constantinople, beg gars will dress in rags and live in luxury: in Boston, poor men live in want and dress in finery. And do not blame too quickly, O gen tle Pharisee. The Eastern beggar dresses in rags becanse it pays; our Western poor dress well for the same reason. Especially for our unemployed, it is necessary to be well dressed. Who will employ a tramp in rags? Beside the shop girl dressed In finery, what chance has tbe shop girl poorly dressed? Beauty has value. Pretty shop girls pay. Tho Longest Passage on Record. From the San Francisco Call. Tho British ship Hospodar, Captain Thorn ason, arrived in port last evening after a pass age of 471 days from London, England, via Rio Janeiro 191 days and Valparaiso C9 days. Tho passage of the Hospodar is the longest one ever made by a vessol between the two ports. She left London on June 29, 1SS9, and on De cember 27 was reported at Rio Janeiro with rigging damaged and the captain sick. On Decembor 30 word wa3 received that the vessel had been dismasted. The captain went homo ahd the mate Thoinason, took command. New rigging was sent out from Eneland, and after refitting the Hospodar sailed on March lo- for this port. On August 5 she put Into Valparaiso and sailed again on the same day. Captain Thomason Slates that he does not know ex actlv where the vexSel was when she was dis masted, as tho captain took her logbook borne with him. Ho sajs that be put into Valpa raiso, being short of provisions. DEATHS OF A DAY. Mrs. Horatio Sprague. Mrs. H. N. Sprague. wife of Horatio Sprague, manager of tbe locomotive works on Forty-ninth street, died suddenly yesterday morning lrom a stroke ofapoplexy inflered at her home, at No. ifJ Forty-fourth street She arose about 8 o'clock for breakfast. Her hnsband bad preceded her, and upon reaching the dining room discovered tbat his wife was not following. He went up stairs, and upon reaching the bathroom found his wife lying on the floor, fehu was dead when he reached her Mdc. The deceased had been uniretl rfr about ten da) s. Or. Leggehad been Heating her lor an affection of tbe heart, aud during the last few diiT. she seemed considerably improved. Her sudden death, under these circumstances, was a liock to Lawrencevllle society. Her body will bo removed this atlernoon to Jamestown. N. V., wh.mtiap rljttlY 1-pkMp- And whRrp. th fnti- meut will take place, J upon him." politeness. ' WESTMINSTER ABBEY. , THE FIRST IMPRESSION ONE OF DISAP. POINTMENT. Rev. George Hodges Tells of His Visit to England's Most Tamous Structure The Great Principle Taught by the Tombs Therein. 'J'he first Impression of Westminister Abbey is a disappointment. That is inevitable. Hardly anything less wonderful than Solomon's Temple conld satisfy the anticipations of the tourist. "That antique pile behold. Where royal heads receive the sacred gold; It gives them crowns, and doe3 their ashes keep; Thero made like gods, like mortals there they sleep." You do behold it, and what is it that you see? You pass the stately Parliament Houses, and turn in beside tbe plain church of St Margaret, where Archdeacon Farrar is the minister, and behold the Abbey! Weill It is a great building, of course, bat not so immensely great. There are no clouds around the summits ot its towers. And it is imposing, but not so overpowringly imposing. The first thing which yon see Is a great pile of scaffolding against the wall of the north transept. The great wall is quite bid den behind the ugly lattice of rough timbers. This means meuding, patching, "restoration." They are always doing somothlng to the Abbey. Indeed, there H hardly a cathedral ih En gland where the workman's blouse does not brush against tbe Virgin's eown. apd where the prayers are not punctuated by tbe poundlns of the carpenter's hammer. I was amazed to find the great churches so unfinished, so ragged, so out of repair. There is work enough to keep two or three Generations more in dilligent em ployment. There are nicks in the pillars, and breaks in tho pavements, and bare walls which ontrht to be adorned with color, and the statnes aro defaced and dismembered, a good many of tbem, and there is a surprising amount of white glass in the windows. The iconoclasts of tbe Reformation and the Revolution left their mark. You cannot helB seeing it everywhere. This is true e ven of tfle Abbey. Outside and in the repairer is at work building up what was ignorantly or wickedly pulled down and broken. Even in tbe great window which you see as you look toward the altar stands a long ladder. Other Causes of Disappointment VvTestminster Abbey is disappointing even after you get inside. TBb moment I en tered Westminster Abbey I felt a kind of awe pervade my mind, which I cannot describe. The very silence seemed sacred. That is how it seemed to Edward Burke. And every tourist desires to experience the same Impression. But to the majority the interior of tho Abbey is like a great, enclosed, over-roofed and decorated marble yard; or like a cemetery, with stone for tnrf, and brancbine colnmni for trees, and carved work for clouds. It is green wood In doors. And when you study the names upon these monuments and find that some of tbe most elaborate ot them belong to people of whom both literature and history and even re ligion are ignorant, the disappointment deepens. And then you fall Into the hands of the verger. You may wander at your will abont nave and choir; you may explore tho poet's corner at yonr leisure: but If you desire to visit the Chanels which are clnaterefl about tho chancel, and to look upon the shrine which was built for tbe bones of Edward, the Confessor, and to see the sanctuary wblcb Henry VII. built, you must go with tho verier. Thero are vergers in tho cathedrals of tho Continent. Tbat Is, there are officials whoso function it is to display the wonders of tbe place before the wide-open eyes of strangers. They are personages clad in gorgeous raiment, resplendent in red and green and blue, and they have a great deal to say, and tbey say It in tbe most impressive manner. I remember tbe sacristan at Milan who showed the gold crucifixes and the jeweled book-covers of the cathedral treasury, and the sacristan at Notre Dame who let us see the coronation robes of Napoleon and the blood-stained vestments of Archbishop Darbsy. They entered with the most elaborate and enthusiastic explanations. But we did not understand them. They spoke a language wbicb, to the averaee American tourist, conveys no meaning. So that the Con tinental verger does not take much space in the notebook of the observing traveler. He Knows it AIL gur the English verger speaks English. It is true he speaks it with a fine disdain of the initial "H ' and the final "G"; but you can un derstand him. And tbat is the worst part of it. If there must be vergers it would be vastly bet ter to have them speak in Welsh or Gaelic Tbe vercer is crammed to tbe throat witb names aud dates, and he must tell you every one. His speech Is musty with ancient anec dotes, to wbicb you must listen. Sometimes be preaches, he extracts a moral, he instructs you in your Christian duty; then be is unbear able. And you must keep within sight and bearing of blm. If you linger he is after yon witb a long rod. .N o talking man was ever more dili gent in tbe wbippiiiR-m of a straying congrega tion. Here is a crowd of visitors gathered be side one of the great gates which lead into tbe chapels. Out comes a verger. We pay our sixpences and follow. The gates are locked behind us. We make our way into the Middle Ages. Tbe interest deepens. At every step a want to stop, and look, and read our guide books, and meditate We want to get into tbe spirit of tbe place. But the verger interrupts us. He breaks In upon our musings with bis wearisome explanations. The crowd of inquisitive tourists pushes at our elbows. And in two minutes we must move on. The verier is everywhere a terror to the intelli gent traveler. But the most exasperating of vergers are those whose black gowns sweep the dusty pavements of Westminster Abbey. "The very silence seemed sacred I" Evidently Edmund Burke was not conducted by a verger. The verger banishes both silence andsanctity I wonder how people can come away from tho abbey bringing with them auy upliftinc memories. You micht as well try to read Browning during a serenade of vicious mos qnltoes as to see Westminster Abbey In tho company of a verger. We avoided the verger. We went to .'the Dean and requested permission to explore the abbey at our leisure. And the Dean sent us a little card, with his name written rnon it. which emancipated us from the tyranny of vergeruom. Anu men we uegan in see West minster Abbev. Aud littlo by little tbe feel ing of disappointment diminished, until at last nothine was left of it at all. We grew enthusiastic We began to appreciate tbe wonder, tbe beauty, the associations saintly and heroic, the immeasurable preciousness of the plare. We lingered at onr will amone the old tombs of the old chapels, where ecclesias tics of anclentdas are still kneeling at their prayers, whero knights and crusaders lie, with praylnc hands upon their tombs. It is aston ishing how good tbeso fierce old fellows were, these grim old fighters it is amazing how de vout anil pious they all were after they were dead. Tbeso stout hands were more at r.nsn with battle-axes than with breviaries when tbey 1 were nanas oi nrsn anu oiooa. nut iney are all diligently claped in perpetual prayer as they lie in the gloom of tbe Abbey chapels. A Chapel With a History. vvte saw the wonderful chapel which the seventh Henry built, all set about witb the armorial bearmes of the Tudor", with tho red rose of Lancaster and tbe white rose of York, wltfi tbe portcullis of the Beauforts and the dragon of Cadwallader, and the grey bound of Nevilles and the Hon of En gland. Over the carved stalls hang the faded banners of tbe Knlgbts of the Batb. All about are tombs of kincs and qneens. Henry UL is here and Edward II., and Eliza beth and Mary Queen of Scots, and the princes who were murdered in tbe towers. Here tbey buried Oliver Cromwell and afterward dug blm up and threw him out when tho times chanced. Here amidst the sovereigns of England lies tho body oi Dean otaniey. IL'. a.w fli ifTAnteh We saw tbe great shrine of Edward the Con fessor behind tho high altar of the abbey, once adorned with gold and jewels, now defaced, broken, plundered and unbeauttful. Wo might have seen the Virgin Mary's girdle and a,bit of the true cros set in gems, .but we were 300 years too late for that Beside tbe shrine, is the stout chair, having a rough stone beneath its seat, in which for now these seven centuries the sovereigns of England have sat to receive their crowns. It Is a battered old chair, all cnt over with the initials of tourists. He must have been a bold plebeian who first set bis vul gar namo upon It Probably the letters were cnt in some of the troubled times which tho old chir has known, when men cared littlo for people who wore crowns. They were certainly inscribed thero before the days of vergers, Tho rough old stoue ueneatu is the rock; on -which the patriarch Jacob rested h(s troubled head the night be dreamed that wonderful dream about the ladder and the angels. So they said in the "ages of faith" they cover the old chair with clotli of gold when there is need of It for tbe crowning of a new king, and move it out into tbe cbancel. Ibat historic cbancel, what scenes have been created there! You sit on the stone steps which lead up to it and think of tbo processions which have passed there, of the kings and queens who have gone up to bo crowned, and who have come down in their coffins. Here stood William the Conqaorer to be consecrated king of England. Here came Charles IL to undo the Puritan revolution, the abbey being hung with the red f victory. Monks have sung thoir , psalms here, priyers hive bicu praeo here'lii dajs of national peril anil disas ter; to dcuins have been chanted here in grati tude for historic victories Here they read the burial service over tbe greatest men in English history. Here the other day tbey married an American newspaper reporter who had the bravery to convey the light of civilization into "darkest Africa." and who was deservedly honored with all the reverence which could be given to a king. Too Much of It 'Y01! get weary of thinking and tired of re membering. It is like trying to read Macaulay's History of England, alL the six volumes of it. In six hours. The first time I saw Westminster Abbey was on Sunday, and I sat in tbe north transept, where I could look over into the "poet's corner." It is a peculiarity of the abbey tbat the transepts, instead of being between tho choir and the nave, are between the choir and tbe cbancel. So (bat. as nearly all tbe services are held in tbe cbancel and ihe choir, the con gregation is in between tbe ministering clergy and the singers, sitting sideways, looking into one another's faes. I could see the bust of Lonzfcllow from where I sat a pleasant sight And beyond were tbe memorials or Shakespeare and Milton. Spencer and Chaucer are buried here. Dickens and Thackeray lie beneath this pave ment You go out throngb the long choir into the nave. Here lie Livingstone and Darwin and Herscbel. those eminent ex plorers.and Jeremiah Horrock.the astronomer, who not even for a transit ot Venus would neglect his prayers; and William Wilberforce and Isaac Newton, and a hundred other cap tains in the army of truth and righteousness. In the corner which they calhthe "Little Poets' Corner," Wordsworth is commemorated and Keble, and Kinsley, and Maurice, and Herbert and Cowper. Tbe names suggest the great principle which tbe tombs of tbe abbey teach most conspicu ouslythat all truth and all goodness have their place In the Ubnstaln religion. Between Herbert and Cowper what a difference! and be tween Keble and Darwin! And yet here they are. and the abbey like the church Is wide enough to bold tbem all. You look over Into tho "poet's corner," and above the statues of tbe poets Is an ancient stairway. Down these stone stairs came the old Benedictines, with lanterns in their bands. to say their midnight prayers, when tbe 'abbey was an abbey. Out of tbe poet's corner a door opens into tbe cloisters. Here tbey sat in times long gone, those old monks, and studied their old books, and learned their old lessons, and were buried, some of them, under tbe flag stones. In tbe chapter house, you see tbe stone seats where tbey sat to bold tbelr dady conference. Beside the central pillar, tbe peni tents knelt to receive their accustomed scourg ing. And then you go out into the London streets, into the roar and push and bustle and bnrrv of the Nineteenth century! G. H. OUR MAIL POUCH. The Hyphen in Proper Names. To the Editor of The Dispatch. In your issue of the 25tb inst your were asked by a correspondent "to explain the use of the hyphen In proper names, snch as Clarence Brown-Smitb; bnt, instead of explaining it, you erroneously reply tbat it is a matter of individ ual taste, and it is fashionable in England." As a fact neither taste nor fashion has any thing to do with it, but it is controlled by law. It is necessary in England, in particular cases, in urdertbat certain persons may inherit orsneceed to titles and estates belonging to relatives whose surnames are not the same as their own, to assume the surnames of the per sons from whom the estates and titles are de rived, or by whom conferred by will; bnt can.at the same time, retain their patronymic. And in snch cases tbe two surnames are transformed into one by tbe use ot the hyphen, and which use indicates the derivation of the names. Two familiar examples which now are in my mind are those of Edward Bnlwcr, the well known English author and statesman, and Miss Burden, tbe English philanthropist daughter of Sir Francis Burdett Mr. Bulwer's mother was Elizabeth Barbara Lytton, a family which claimed descent from the ludors and the royal line of Britain. She was sole heiress of tbe Knebwortb estates. In 1S11 her son Edward succeeded to these estates and assumed his mother's name, and retaining his father's, bo wrote bis name Bnlwer-Lytton, and was after ward known as Lord Lytton. Miss Burdett's maternal grandfather was Thomas Coutts, a wealtby bauker. Ha married late in life and left a widow, who married tbe Duke of St Albans, but tbe Duches. having no children of ber own, made her first hus band's granddaughter. Miss Burdett, her heir ess, on condition tbat she should ass .ne tbe namo of Coutts. This she did. of course, in a legal manner, and connected it with her patro nymic by a hyphen, and thenceforth was known by the name and title of Baroness Angela Georglna Burdctt-Coutts. It will be observed in each of these two cases tbat. of the two names connected with a hy phen, tbe first gives tbe surname of tbe father and the second the surname 'of the mother of the person to whom the title and estates de scended by operation of law or were legally conferred by will. . G. L. E. New Brighton, Pa., October 26. 189a Civil Service Information. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: How often are civil service examinations heldln Pittsburg? When will the next exam ination occur, and where? What persons are eligible to contest? What are tho subjects ex amined in? What offices are filled by those successful? ' A Reader. Hazel-wood. October 25, isao. There are no fixed times for civil service ex aminations, and the questions asked and the offices to be filled necessarily vary each time. As definite information as it is possible to se cure can no doubt be obtained by addressing the Civil Service Commission at Washington. They Cheered the Other Man. To tho Editor of The Dlsoatch : Thero was a Republican meeting at Oak Ridge, Armstrong county. Tne speakers were Mr. Main, of Philadelphia, J. Henderson, of Kittanning, and Mr. Harris, of Reynoldsville. Tbey talked to about 50 miners. After tbe speakers were done talking Mr. J. Hender?on sild: "Three cheers for Delaufater." and the speakers did cbcer. Tben one of tbe miners got up and said: "Three cheers for Robert E. Pattison," and tbe whole house cheered. John Wilson. New Bethlehem. October 2L 1800. Delegates to tho Itoad Convention. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Tbe time set for the election of delegates to the Road Convention is rather short notice. 1 wonld suggest that meetings be called in all townships any time next Week previous to said convention. There will be a meeting of all parties interested in tbe roads In Jefferson township held at Teepes scboolbouse. October zu. at 7 P. M. to eiect a aeiegate tome itoaa Convention. William Rennie. Jefferson Township, October 21, 1890. Yon Labor Under a Delusion. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Are newspaper correspondents entitled to or conceded free passage on our railroads? If so. to whom should application be made to seenre such passage? . C. McN. Pittsburg, October 25. They are not A newspaper man bas no more right to a free pass than any other man. A Wins the Wager. To the Editor ofTlie Dispatch: Will you please decide the following bet: A bets tbat reciprocity is pronounced as res iprositv; tbat is. be gives the letter U the sound of S. B bets tbat the first syllable bas tbe sound of reck. Who wins? DON. Pittsburg, October 2L 189a A Spanish Dancer's Name. To the Editor ot The Dispatch: Will you please Inform me through your col umns the meaning of the word "Carmencita?" t a constant Reader. Pittsburg, October 25, 1S9U It is a Spanish dancer's name. She is now kicking and posing In New York. Yes. To the Editor or The Dispatch: Did H. W. ("Harry") Williams ever run a variety show in the old Drury Theater? Reader. STEEL FOR THE NAVY. No Action Yet on the Questions Discussed at the Conference, Washington, October 20. No action has yet been taken by tho Secretary or the Navy on tbe questions discussed at tbe recent confer ence with shipbuilders and steelmakers. There are no Indications tbat there will be any im portant changes in tho steel specifications, al though more discretion maybe allowed to the inspectors. It is expected, however, that an important change will be made In the shinbuilding speci fications before long, bv which the use of steel made by the Clapp-Unffiibs process will be al lowed. Heretuioro tbe spec! 0 cations liavo called for open-hearth steel exclusively for all shapes and plates, but persistent effort has been made during the past few months by a number of steelmakers and shipbuilders to. allow tbe Clapo-Grifntns process to be 'used. The Board ot Steel inspection reported against this change when tbe question was first raised, but it was tben stated that the department was not committed to tbe exclusive use of the open hearth steel, but wonld uso tbe best material, by whatever process it might be made. Since tbat litue tome of tho advocates of tbe new process have succeeded In turning out some plates that come fully up to til the Gov ernment requirements, both chemical and physical. It remains to be shown tbat uni formly good results van be expected from this process. In which case its-use will probably be allowed. CDKIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There are 75 doctors to every 100,000 persons in London. Most ol the so-called cases of hydropho bia are merely meningitis. The total income of the Church of Eng land is about 200,000 a week. Four-fifths of the engines now working in tbe world have been constructed during tba last 25 years. The finest grades of razors are so deli cate that even tho famous Damascus sword blades cannot equal them in texture. Electrical miuing apparatus and tha magnetic treatment of iron ores are exciting no small degree of interest among mining en gineers. Iri 14 States of this country women may vote for municipal officers and at school elec- uuns. anu in some ot tbem may hold office in school districts. Within 62 years Mexico has had 54 presidents, one regency, and one empire, and nearly every chango of government has been effected by violence. A mechanical genius has invented an instrument which be calls the eophone, by which he claims that all sounds can be heard and located on the darkest night and in tha tbickest weather. There is one lady stock broker, one lady landscape gardener and one lady dentist in London. Curiously enough, these ladies bava found no imitators, though they bava all been established some time. Tbe chlorination process for the extrac tion of gold from its ores has been greatly im proved within recent years, and now promises to be adapted to the treatment of low-grade non-concentratable ores. The Manchester ship canal is 35 miles long, 2G feet deep, and has a minimum breadth at bottom of 120 feet Itwill accommodate the largest merchantman afloat, and it will be opened for traffic before another year has ex pired. England paid 21,000,000 last year to Continental countries for dairy products alone The butter and margarine imported weighed over 3,000,000 hundred weight and the cheese nearly 2,000,000. The eggs England imported amounted to 1.100,000,000. The world's stock of diamonds bas in creased enormously in tbe last 15 years. In 1876 the output of the African mines was about; 1,600,000 carats; last yer it was over 4,000.000 and the great trust which controls alt the prin cipal mines asserts tbat it bas iajO0O,00O carats in sight at the present time. In England, Scotland and "Wales, women, unless married, vote for all officers ex cept members of Parliament andsome of them now bold offices as school directors, aldermen and city councilmen, and a bill ha now been introduced to give tbem. whether married or single, the absolute right of suffrage. The following method of making paper transparent for copying drawings has been found very serviceable: Place a blank sheet of paper over the drawing and rub it lightly with pure benzine. The tracing can then be readily made, and tho benzine, upon evaporating, leaves the paper as opaque as before. An English writer tells of two cats which advanced daily from opposite ends of a long and lofty wall, and, meeting in the mid dle, fought with great fury until one or both were precipitated to tbe ground below, nuon which the fight ceased immediately, the com batants remounting the wall and basking peace fully side by side in tha sunshine The first recorded case of a woman holding an important office is Isabella de Clif ford, who acted as Sheriff of Westmoreland county. England, in the 13th century, and sat upon the bench with the judges, and signed tha official pipers of her position. At various times since, women have acted as marshals, great chamberlains, constables, jailors and for esters. Her majesty's family circle numbers 50 living descendants, including sons and daugh ters, grandsons and granddaughters, great grandsons and great-granddaughters. Besides whom sbe has four sons-in-law, four daughters-in-law. five grandons-in-Iaw, and one grand-daughter-in-law. The Queen has lost one son and one daughter, five grandsons, one grand daughter, one great-grandson, and one son-m-law. If these were living, her family circle would number"!. A new departure in the construction of ships desigued for tna nitrate trado was her alded by tbe launching of tba largest sailing ship in tbe world tha other day. Nitrate of soda bas a strong attraction for water, absorb ing so mnch of it from the air as to be dissolved by it in large quantities when in balk. Tba custom is to discharge the nitrate liquor over board, and so lose it, but on tbe new vessel special tanks are fitted In the hold, into which the liquor drains. The probabilities of a future scarcity of gutta percha has been a subject of concern to the French government, which accordingly sent a scientist (M. Sernllas) to tbe Malay peninsula and adjacent Islands to investigate and report on the matter. M. Serullas states tbat until some substitute is discovered gutta percba is absolutely indispensable to submarine telegraphy, for other gums cannot be used for tbe purpose with auy practical results, as tbey do not possess the proper qualities. A man bas with him a working pump called bis heart, a working bellows called hij lungs, a working vat called his stomach, a working condenser called his brain, and a working evaporator called his skin, all of which mnst be at work, whether be will or not Tbe heart is expending over bis body, day by day, 122 foot-tons of work. Ha will go on lifting so many millions of tons in so many years. If he meet with no accident, the time will come when bis last stroke will be finished and he will die. A duel was recently witnessed between an old gray rat and aweasel which lasted nearly an hour, and resulted in the annihilation ot tbe former. Tbe rat fought witb great pluck and determination, but bis antagonist was too much for him. and drew blood at every bite; while the rat which displayed the most ac tivity, rushing In again and again, failed to make mnch impression upon tbe yielding hide of the weasel. After the death of tbe rat tbe weasel was too exbaused to leave the spot and the stick of tbe spectator made short work of him. A CHANCE FOR A LAUGH. The death-roll a soda biscuit. Boston Traveller. Goodword was so worried by his wire's parrot that he has taught him to whisper. Sew Xorlc World. A lady called at one of our banks and presented a check which sho wished casned. As she was a perfect stranger to the paying teller, be said very politely: "Madam, you will have to bring someone to Introduce you befoce we can cash this check." Drawing herself up quite haughtily, she said lreczlngly: "But I do not wish to know you, sir!" Richmond JJlspateh. Someone asked an old lady about a ser mon: "Could yoa remember It?" "Remember it? No: the minister couldn't re member it himself. He had to have It written down. "Ram's Morn. Sunday Tea-time. Mother (looking at Johnny reproachfully) Where have you "been, Johnny, this alternoon? Johnny (uneasily) Sunday school. Mother Why do you smell offish, and look so wet? Johnny (despcratcly)-Teacher told us tbe story of Jonah ana the whale. And then Johnny was the hero of "Johnny and the wales. "PUladelpMa Record . Tramp Why don't you pass yourself as an exile from France? Darky Vagrant-Dat's good; but 'fo' de Lawd, I don't got do lace tor do It. -Yew I'or Morning Journal. "yi.Ua Henderson laughs just like a man." Too bad. I hate a woman who Is guilty of manslaughter." Sew XorkSnn. Miss de Muir How charming yon look to-day 1 Miss de Meanor (slightly dyspcptle) I regret that I cannot say as much for you. Miss de Mnlr (sweetly) You conld, dear, if yo were as accomplished a liar as I am, Puct. "Young man, you must take more pains with your writing." - Tho youth looked np and replied: 'Taln'tmy fault; it's the pen." Then get a new pen, " replied" the teacher, sharply. That won't do any good." the boy made an. swer, "for the electricity in the street cars throws allthetemperontof thepen." x "It would be a good thing lr it had a similar ef. feet on the children," said the teacher sotto voce. Albany Journal. "Charlie, dear, what is a monopoly?" she asked, looking np tenderly, .- sbe rested sabnils sltcl) In hli arms with her dainty bead nestled against bis collar. ,, WelL" replied Charlie, manftilly strugzltnaji to bring his mind to cope with abstruse snaleetlVJ'vf and falling altogether to get beyond concrete' facta. "1 sincerely hope that this is. "Somerrttlt v Journal. ' " ..,. ? 'JtAi,i&i