$m ;5 rvr&eu w 3K3- THE PTTTSBtJItGr DISPATCH, - WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 22, 189a Vjje B$p4 ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 5. 1S46. Vol. 4i A H7. Katerr at Pittsburg 1'ostoffice. November 11, lssT. as second-class matter. Business Office Corner EmlUifleltJ and Diamond Streets. KewB EooniB and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. JvASTEK? AllVERTIbIIG OFFICII, BOOMS. J-KIBONE BUILDING, AEW WML. -where complete flies of TUX DISPATCH can always be lound. lorelgn aovrrtlscrs appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers and friends of THE DIsl'ATCH, while In ew iork, are also made elcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale a Srentano's, S Union Square, Hew York, and 17 Ate. de C Opera. Parts, Prance, where any. one who has been disappointed at a hotel newt stand can obtain U. TERMS OF THE DISrATCH. ruBTAGB THIE IN T11X CXITED STATES. lUlLT Dispatch. One Year. - I S?0 DAILY DisrATCH, 1'erQnarter - Daily Dispatch, One Month "" Daili DiEPATcn. lncludlngfcnnday. lyear. 1000 DAILT Dispatch, inelodingbnnday Sm'tlis. -50 Daily Dispatch, Including bunday.i month 90 Simuy Dispatch. One 'Year -jjj T eeklt Dispatch, One 1 ear S5 1 hk Daily Dispatch is delivered bycarrlersat llctnunr week, or Including Sunday edition, f TSDcfnt ! r week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY. OCT. 22. 189a TVOKK IT BOTH WATS. The report is published that the Pension Bureau has directed Mr. Barclay, the pen sion agent at this point, who is now stump ing the State with Pattison, to return to his office and to remain at his post. This would be very proper action if it were not for one fact That is thai Mr. Barclay seqt in his resignation some time ago. "When an ofucebolder has resigned, and the delay in appointing his successor is due wholly to the administration, it is an open question whether he has not some right to devote his time to other matter in which he has a de cided personal interest. Nevertheless it is satisfactory to see that the administration is taking -the position hat officeholders mutt not neglect their official duties to take part in political cam paigns. Such an attitude must of course include the correction of some matters to which The Dispatch has already called attention. Of course if the administration makes Mr. Barclay return to his post it will do the same to several Re publican officeholders who are doing campaign work at present. The need of this action is just as manifest in their case as in Barclay's; and it is not teamed that they have sent in their resigna tions. It might be possible for Mr. Barclay to see that the Pension Office here continues its work as he is nevar more than a day's journey away from it. But it is manifestly impossible for Mr. John Jarrett to superin tend th- consulate at Birmingham while he is stumping in this country; and it is no less difficult lor Mr. John C. Delaney to perform his duties as Receiver of Public Moneys at Oklahoma while he is doing work in this State, understood to be more in the line of the disbursement of political funds. Of course the administration will call off Jarrett, Delanev, New and the many other Republican officeholders who are giving their whole time to the cimpaign, before it disturbs Barclay. It is not to be supposed that, standing on a double pledge of civil service reform, it will make flesh of the Republican officeholders and fowl of the Democratic class. THF GAS SUPPLY: As our people become familiar with the habits of the natural gas, if the phrase may be used, there is noticeable a more patient temper in discussing the shortages which are inevitable every year at the season when the cold weather sets in. Formerly the most sensational and absurd reports of entire fail ure of the supply were sent abroad when the first-heavy demand, brought on by the gen eral starting of fires, produced a temporaiy deficiency of the gas. It has now come to be understood that with the enlarged con sumption every year, mcident to the growth of the city, it takes a few weeks of trial in the late autumn to enable the gas companies to measure their resources against the de mand. Whatever the interruptions, the fact is doubtless true that more gas is being carried into Pittsburg this year than at the same lime in any previous year. JIK. IJEPEWS SHORTCOMING. "When a man of the prominence of Mr. Depew indulges in public utterances his re marks are the proper subject of criticism as well as admiration. Among the good things which he so frequently says, the following extract from his address to the locomotive engineers has attracted some warm indorse ments: That the fireman can become a locomotive cnpi.eer, the locomotive engineer tho master mechanic, the master mechanic the superin tendent of motive power, the superintendent of motive power the superintendent or general manager of the railway, and possibly its presi dent, is the law of our American development and tno source of our national pre-eminence. That this is true in a great mnny instances is to be recognized, and Mr. Depew is right in holding it up as one of the gratifying features due to the democratic foundations ot American organization, both in society and industry. But the cynically disposed can find additions to make to the gratifiving aspect thus tersely sketched, and to support the embellishment by examples from actual life. Thus it might be asserted that where a young man has risen rapidly through all these grades to the top of the heap, his re markable progress may sometimes be illum ined by the fact that he is the relative or protege of the commanding powers of the corporation in question; and an illustration might be cited in the form of the official of Mr. Depew's own corporation, who cleared out the Knights of Labor from the employ of the company, while Mr. Depew all un Euspectingof any such conflict, according to his own story was on the other side of the ocean. It also might be criticised that Mr. Depew does not show the full possibilities of -advancement in his statement of the case. For, after the ambitious employe has risen to the position of general manager or president, he only needs to follow out some well-established rules of corporate manipulation to bring within his reach the still greater ad vancement of owning the whole road. THE SITUATION EY OHIO. . That muss in the Ohio Legislature has reached a condition of muddle, in which no one has any clear idea of what he wants except Governor Campbell. The Demo cratic majority in the Legislature are evi dently unwilling to destroy the political machine in Cincinnati, notwithstanding its corruption, which has caused the call for the extra session. At the same time they are afraid to antagonize the Governor in his efforts to reform the evil. The consequence is that they are giving themselves over to backing and filling and after several days have done nothing at all. Their attempt to snub the Governor, day bclore yesterday, by adjourning without hearing his very plain-spoken message, was an evidence of the irritation which has been produced by the Governor's work In inter fering with the usufruct of Democratic job bery in Cincinnati. Having administered this snub they evidently got panic stricken at finding themselves in the position of antagonizing a Democratic Governor in his efforts to stop stealing. They humbly inarched down the hill yester day by passing a resolution that no disre spect was intended and asking the Governor to send in his message again. This is al most as aniusiugadevelopmejit of legislative ideas as the resolution of the Republican caucus of 'the same body the other day de claring their unalterable support of the principle of home rule for cities, the fact being that it was Republican legislation which took away from Cincinnati the right to govern itself. The muddle can hardly fail to be in jurious to the Democratic party in Ohio, as it shows not only Democratic corruption, but an indisposition on the part of many of the Democrats to reform it where it is shown to exist. The only person likely to come out ol the fight with credit is Governor Campbell, whose vigorous determination to stamp out dishonesty, no matter what party it hurts, will earn him the approval of all honest citizens. THE MUDDLE WORSE MUDDLED. The last phase of the original package decisions seems as productive of remark able theories of law as the first one. The decision of the United States Supreme Court opened the Pandora's box of hair-splitting puzzles which carried to their legitimate conclusions will argue State jurisprudence in a dozen well-established respects to a complete standstill. The last decision of the Circuit courts pats the finishing touch by stimulating theories which are most effective in proving that it has the least pos sible fonndation in logic or common sense. It would be hazardous to attempt to criti cise, at present, the process by which the Western Circuit Court arrived at the con clusion that all the prohibition and license laws of the State must be re-enacted, before they can touch the original package trade. This is for the reason that no full report of the ruling has yet been published. When the Federal Reporter gives the text of this decision we may judge of its reasoning. But the reasoning which some of our co temporaries credit to this decision is cei tainly ol such character as to call for com ment. An example of the sort is furnished by the New York Commercial Advertiier, whose editorial comments on such points are generally entitled to much respect That journal summarizes the supposed logic of the dec'sion as follows: The Wilson bill did not re-enact State laws governing imported liquor, but simply per mitted their re-enactment. Until tho State Legislatures again took action there was no law forbidding original package saloons. The old acts, being unconstitutional, were still born, and there was nothing in the Wilson bill which gave life to that which was dead. Whether this is purely the reasoning of our cotemporary or is the actual logic ot the judges, it falls to the ground from the cogent fact that th decision of the Supreme Court did not declare the State laws in question unconstitntional. and that there fore they are not still-born. The laws are the prohibitory legislation of the7 Western States that have been declared constitu tional, time and again, so far as the jurisdiction of the State legislation ex tends. The first original package decision held that the State laws could not apply to inter-State commerce, and that the trade in original packages was inter-State commerce. It is aside from the present ques tion that this was entirely a court-made con stitutional provision, and it is also not at issue whether Congress can make a regula tive enactment to the effect that the traffic shall be regulated by certain enactments specified. But as to the above theory, in stead of the laws being still-born, as stated in the above extract, they were in undis puted force, each in the State where it was enacted. Congress having therefore pro vided that inter-State liquor traffic shall be regulated by the laws in force in the States where it is carried on, itdesignated, not dead and unconstitutional laws, but live and effective ones, and placed the traffic which it has power to regulate subject to their juris diction. The theory that the re-enactment of the State laws is necessary because the first original package decision wiped them out, is destroyed for the simple reason that it is contrary to the fact. A very good illustration of this particular issue can be drawn from the relation which diplomatic representatives of foreign coun tries have toward the police laws of the countries where they are serving. Under present international law they are not sub ject to the laws of the country to which they are accredited. But if some foreign Government should get in advance of that old theory sufficiently to enact by treaty or otherwise, that its consuls or at taches in this country shall be subject to our police regulations, would it be necessary for every legislative body in this country to enact over again its laws against petty lar ceny or disorderly conduct before any foreign representative could be punished for such offenses? If it were, it could not be for the reason that the laws designated were null; for the very act would specify laws in active force and place the subjects of the legislative authority under their control. It is hard to say where this oricinal pack age muddle nfay not lead us; but if the theories which are accredited to the courts are their real logic, it makes it most likely that the courts have chopped the logic of the case into such fine chaff that the only way out of the muddle will be for each State to furnish Congress with a copy of its regulative legis lation, and for Congress to enact exactly that legislation with regard to the liquor im ported into that State. A REMARKABLE CHARGE. When the bill excluding lottery matter from the mails was passed by Congress The Disfaxch said that its effecth eness would depend upon its enforcement, and that if in fluence proved powerful enough to prevent prosecutions it would be relegated to the list of waste paper legislation. The Postofnce Department has shown a disposition to make prosecutions rigorously in certain quarters; but a charge is made from the South of par tiality in the prosecutions which, if true, will cause the public to lose all respect for the administration of the law. The New Orleans Timet Democrat makes the square assertion that while prosecutions are directed against the publishers of South ern newspapers tor publishing lottery ad vertisements, Frank Leslie' Illustrated Newspaper is permitted to pass through the mails containing an advertisement of a German lottery, which violates the law as much as any of the publications on which prosecutions have been based. It is further asserted that every Issue of Frank Leslie since the enactment of the law has contained this .illegal adver tisement. The fact that this newspaper claims to officially represent the adminis tration and that .Mr. Russell B. Harrison is advertised as one of its proprietors makes this charge all the more pertinent. Mr.' Russell Harrison before the enactment of the law displayed a steady affection for the profits of lottery advertising in his Helena paper; but it was supposed that the example of bu distinguished papa in signing the anti-lottery bill had induced him to reform. It certainly seems necessary to state that if the law is to be worth anything, a publi cation should not be permitted to violate it because it has cultivated relations with the President's son for its own benefit. If the New Orleaus Times Democrat lias not evolved this charge out of the whole cloth, the first duty of the postal authorities should be to treat the publishers of Frank Leslie, including Mr. Russell Harrison, to a very sharp dose at the legal penalties. The report comes from up in New Hamp shire that Senator Blair will not succeed him self; but the other Senators should not be too prompt in coming to a conclusion that they will now get a cbancn to do some of the talking. Senator Blair may be a little cranky in the Sen ate; but he knows how to look after his New Hampshire fences with all the assiduity of the most practical Pennsylvania politician. The Socialist congress at Halle has re solved that no one shall be received in Its new party who has been uilty of dishonorable practices. These socialists, if they keep on In their visionary ways, will get themselves dis puted as impracticable mugwumps. 4 Speaker Reed is quoted as declaring that a protective tariff stimulates invention. Perbap. it may do so, but if the inventions of the Republican managers in this State for cam paign arguments are to be taken as results, they can hardly be regarded as creditable to their source. They are ihe weakest inventions yet placed on the record of political siliness. These advances in the price of French brandy, champagne, corsets and 20-cent cigars are what are going to cause an insurrection on the part of the poor men against the tariff bill. SOME one proposes an engineering scheme by which the Capitol bnildmg at Washington Is to be lifted by jacks and turned around: What it is to be turned around for, no one knows. There hare been times wnennmignt have been well to turn it inside out; but the people nave generally been able to attend to that ltttle job themselves. Patti denies that she has changed her religion. The world remains in ignorance of learn that she has one and has not changed it. The report that Secretary Tracy is to be placed on the Supreme bench, that Thomas C. Piatt will be made Secretary of the Navy, and thut nhinnrev M. Denew will then be elected to the United States Senate, presents a striking view of the possibilities oi pontics, ax uoum nrove true what a political machine would he made of the new navy! THE last French duel came safely off without any injur to the neighboring live stock. The nomination of Judge Gresham to the Supreme Bench is urged by the Omaha See .. .i.a . .,n4 that "It vpnnlri fihonr that tha Republican party is not amenable to corpora tions." xnat tact, in aauiuuu w ma wiuci ni.i.nt.1 tinefrioratfnn that R. Harrison occupies the Presidental chair, is enough to oar out uresnam. The Ohio Legislature seems to have marched back again yesterday. That Minnesota Penitentiary which per mits its convicts to go fishing and steal prop erty in the vicinity, is the most unique develop ment yet beard of, in the way of penal Institu tions. It the story Is true, its most salient work seems to be tho punishing of honest peoplo who are unfortunate enough to live in its vicinity. THE GENTLE SEX. The principal dentists in Australia have women assistants. The heirs of a rich man in Austria have given 815,000 to found a school of housekeeping for girls. The attempt to make the Constitution of North Dakota exclude a woman from tho office of School Superintendent of the State has been abandoned. , The most famous of English yachtswomen are Mrs. Hudson Reed and her sister, Miss Cox. Each of these women sails her own boat the former holding the helm of the Troublesome, and the latter that of the M'liss. Miss Irene Hoyt is said to have the finest collection of corner lots of any person in the country. For years she has made it a business to buy a corner lot in every town she visited, and in some towns she has several. Another medical school for women Is to be opened in October In connection with Queen Margaret College, Glasgow. It is said that the demand for highly competent women is con tinually increasing, as India and the East be come more enlightened and unprejudiced. Mns. Frank Leslie, who has been reported as saj lug that "Solialists should be shot down like dogs." is being roundly denounced by the Socialists in Chicago, who credit Mrs. Leslie with being the mouthpiece of New York's Four Hundred and representative of the plutocracy ot the East. Two women artists of distinction have just died in England Miss Marianne North and Miss Alice Havers (Mrs. Fred Morgan). The gallery in Ken Gardens, London, contains 627 pictures by Miss North ot the fauna and flora of countries like Brazil, California, Bor neo, Japan and Java, the result of her 12-years' wanderings, unattended and alone. She is pronounced the "Livingstone of art." Herbert Sfencer has chronicled this fact: "Wives in England were bought from the fifth to the eleventh century, and as late as the seventeenth century. Husbands of decent station were not ashamed to beat their wires. Gentlemen arranged parties of pleasure for the purpose of seeing wretched women whipped at Bridewell. It was not till 1817 that the pub lic whipping of women was abolished in En gland." The death of Mrs. B. F. Weir, wife ot the Professor of Chemical Surgery in the College of Physicians and Surgeons, is announced from Milan. She was an American woman, widely known, and during the civil war was a hospital nurse at Frederick City, Md where wouuded Federaf soldiers and captive Confederates were tenderly cared for by her. She was-then Miss Marie Washington McFherson, and many old soldiers of both armies remember her with af fectionate regard. PHOTOGRAPHY AND ELECTBICTLT. By Their Combined Use the Most Exquisite Results Are Being Secured. From the Boston Traveller. Electricity is being brought more and more into intimate connection with photography. It is now used in lighting studios, and .for secur. ing artistic effects of light and bade in the subject to be photographed. In order to avoid dark, bard shadows, the light is projected on to a sheet of alabaster, 'and from this is re fracted on the subject The result is soft and exquisite in tone. The electric light is also used tor printing by en largement, and for balloon and kite photog raphy. In the latter, the camera is attached to a kite. When the desired height has been reached, the exposure is made by electric cur rent, and pictures are tbns secured which it would be Impossible to obtain by any other means. DEATHS0F A DAY. General J. C. Sullivan. SA.N Fbakcibco, October a. General J. C. Sullivan, who commanded a division under Kose erans, and who fought the battle or luka, aled at Oakland tills afternoon from bemorrliage. He was breveted Brigadier General atterno battle or Kernstown. Be leaves a wire and daughter. Major H. C Seymour. GALVESTON, Txx., Octobir'SJ. Major S. Q. Seymour, U. S A., connected -with the Civil ber Ylce Department, died to-day, aged S3 years, SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. DlONrrr is like a dress coat, and should only be worn as occasion requires. October is fading away withering, shiver ing. Frost-bitten and benumbed It Is going, leaving only a record of changeful moods ion the records of the historians who keep track of the weather that has gone and annoy us with their prophetic visions of) the weather that is to come. Stripped of green garb, fluttering in russet rags, the trees stretch their nearly naked limbs winterward, shelterless, shadowless, cheerless. Through the skeleton groves the winds weirdly wake the echoes, playing on nature's shivering strings a dirge over sum mer's lost glory and autumn's slow decay. No flowers nod to the breeze, no leaves rustle, no grain waves over bare fields, dead flowers, stripped forests October will breathe its last sighfupon the blighted rem nants of autumn it will shed its last tear Per haps it will be frozen ere It falls a cheerless, cold farewell. And now we can look winter squarely in the eye. Soon, very soon, its icy fingers will clutch the earth. The cold will grow colder, tho winds will screech louder, the days will grow shortcr.bnt fires will leap higher, homes will seem brighter, hearts will seem lighter. For winter, too, has its pleasures as well as its pains. The sharp frost, the crisp snow, the clear ice, the dry air all combine to refresh and invigorate a new life after earth's burial in the snow. So don't look at winter's coming with a sigh and a shiver. The seasons are much as you make tbem. Summer sunshine does not warm all hearts; au tumn's bright colors do not dazzle all eye( winter's white mantle does not tit all forms. They must be taken in good faith, not on trust. The winds -which cooled you in summer chill you in winter, of course, but they cannot freeze you. A warm heart, a sunny smile, a laughing lip, a bright eye, a willing hand are frost-proof. There is sorrow and joy in the snow, tear and laughter in the ice. Both are there for you and for me we alone are the choosers. It will soon be a cold world in this latitude. Don Cameron, Don Cameron, Why come y6 here? Are your fences falling? Are the voters dear? Don Cameron, Don Cameron, Why seek ye slyT Are the lambs deserting As the day draws nigh? Don Camerou. Don Cameron, Will ye not repentT See ye not the children Sulking in the tent? Don Cameron. Don Cameron, Are ye wasting gold. Trying to Induce them Back to the fold? Don Cameron, Don Cameron, Signals sure as Fate Point to Revolution In the Keystone State. Don Cameron, Bon Cameron, Thou ever gen'rous giver. The steam Is np. the ship Is turned Toward, the deep Salt River. Don Cameron, Don Cameron, Get off ere 'tis too late: There is a Revolution In the Keystone State; Don Cameron, Don Cameron, Voters now agree f That you're between the devil And the deep blue sea I Another bloodless duel has been fonght in France! They only meet on honor's field there to kill time. The pocketbook feels the blow of anything that strikes your fancy. When an actress is off with the old love and on with the new the world pays her homage. Queer world this, to be sure. Oscar Wilde and Ward McAllister are shin ing examples of the world's fondness for hum buggery. Old sledge is the blacksmith's favorite game. Canada is now going to put a tax on our eggs. Tit for tat, you 'know. "Egg eaters will have to shell out on both sides of the lakes. The rooster makes the barnyard laws. The raven no law knows; Hence roosters always crow for cause, And the raven caws for crows. THE sinners at the mourners' bench anxiously await the decision in the Andover case and the verdict of the Revisionists. If Sullivan fails on the stage he might make a living boxing sardines. Ward McAllister' evidently believes that society can be reached through the stomach. His book will make the reader hungry. Two weeks hence navigation will be open In Salt River. I boldlt asked her for ber band Her charms my heart had smitten; Somehow she failed to understand. And handed me her mitten. People who relate facts in their native sim plicity, without addition or subtraction, are in the minority in this world. With hotels burning, locomotives exploding furnaces bursting, vessels afire and trains jumping tracks. It behooves travelers toba fully prepared for the worst and have their names and addresses plainly placed on their clothing. Some of the ocean racers tie their knots daily. It's purely a case of hide-and seek with the tanner. Business likes to be disturbed by legislation like the McKinley bill. The dirtiest bands hardly denote the hardest -worker. Some candidates expect to get there in the sweet buy and buy. One summer night a Orient star fell Into a darkened room: It cast o'er all a magic spell, It chased away the gloom. A new light shone in mother's eyes, A smile her face caressed. As this sweet gift sent from the skies Lay sleeping on ber breast Long, long ago, this bright star fell And filled a home with joy. It's now a dashing, blooming swell. And mother's fair-haired boy. The tariff will stand no matter whioh way the political cat jumps in Pennsylvania this fall. The American pig will probably squeal in France after alL Hunger cannot be boy cotted. Pittsburg needs a new police station. The present quarters are small, dismal and badly located. The business section seems to be dis turbed every time an arrest is made now. This could be remedied by putting the prison in a back street or out-of-the-way place. As cheers are not placed in the ballot boxes tbey don't count. It's easier to make laws than to enforce them, but people seem to be satisfied because they are in force. The Japanese oallet is a decided Improvement on the skirt dancing article. It is clothed in yellow and gold and, while tho garments fit tight, they are not all composed ot tights. Divorces sometimes follow tho fight which takes place while naming the baby. An engineer has a plan to turn the Capitol so as it will face Pennsylvania avenue instead of the Potomac Congress will have to oil tho wheels and jack screws with gold before be will undertake the Job, however. A peeson mangled by a railway train is carved up. jab. Robert Lis coln prefers to havenis martvr father's name dragged in the mnd of partisan politics than exposed to the sunlighta or inoepenuence. it is silliness vu uu paf l iu object to its use by the Philadelphia gentlemen who support measures, not men. The njanwho never accomplished anything in life deserves a haughtobiograpby. ( Mrs. Frank Leslie says she is looking for a husband, bnt he must be the right man. Per haps lie isn't born yet, Frankie, and you'll get left Sundat is appreciated now. Ho political speeches aro delivered on that' day. The Billingslcy bill bss raised the tariff on votes. Willie Winkle. E0SC0E CONKLING'S MEM0EY. His Grave Near TJtlca Bedecked With Flow ers hy Loving Hands. From the New York World, Ex-Senator Thomas C. Piatt and several prominent Bepubllcan politicians were seated on a sofa in the corridor of the Fifth Avenne Hotel last evening. They had discussed local politics .and had branched off into reminis cences of feuds outside tho city. Bsscoe Conk, ling's name was mentioned in the discussion which followed, and every one of the party had a story to tell in which tho departed statesman figured. "Roscoo Conkllng is not forgotten," re marked a stranger who had overheard the conversation. "I was in Utica a week ago," be continued, "and while there I drove out to the cemetery. I saw a party of ladies and gentlemen scattering flowers over a grave, and as I was some distance away I asked a laborer whoso memory they were honoring, and be re plied, 'Roscoe Conkllng, and a good and great man he was, too.' I afterwards learned that the two gentlemen and the two ladies who formed the party bad journeved from New York city to'bedeck Koscoe Conkling's grave." "Roscoe Conkllng will always live in the memory of his friends," remarked Dwight I liiwrpriPfl. "The people In Utica," continued the stranger, "have not discovered who tho ladies and gentlemen were who scattered garlands on the crave or Roscoe Conkllng. The elder gen tleman was fully CO years of age. while the younger gentleman appeared to be about 43. J0IHFD IN WEDLOCK. Brilliant Marriage of Miss Katherlne ,H. Jacobus to Bev. Oliver B. BIcCurdy. 1 SPECIAL TZXXOILAU TO TUB DI8PATCII.1 Oxford, Pa., October 21. The First Presby terian Church was the scene of a pretty wed ding this afternoon, when Miss Katherine Hope Jacobus, daughter oftthe Rev. Melancthor Ja cobus, D. D of Pittsburg, was given in mar riage to Rev. Oliver Brown McCufdy, of Dun cannon. Handsome tropical plants and flowers formed the decorations ( the Interior, while from the ceiling hung a floril bell. When the electrical lamps were turned on the effect was beautiful. Miss Jacobus has been lady of the parsonage for more than five year, and by her Christian character and fine accomplishments has en deared herself to the large congregation, which numbers over 600, aa well as being identified with everv circle and society in connection with the church. Guests were present from Pittsburg, Philadelphia Brooklvn, New York. Washington, Princeton, Newark and Plain field. THE BEAVE ENOINEEB Similar to the One Pictured by Mr. Depew in Pittsburg. From the New York Tribune. 1 Engineer John Burns, whose presence of mind, ready decision and bravery doubtless saved from death many passengers on a Lake Shore express train yesterday, is precisely the sort of a man Mr. Depew had In mind when, in his Pittsburg address, he so vividly portrayed the true engineer's heroic conduct under the most trying circumstances. Burns saw a wreck on the track ahead. He was going 50 miles an hour. It was impossible to stop in time. He might reverse his engine, jump for his life and let his passengers take their chance. But no! He would not desert his post. Opening his throttle, he drove bis engine ahead at a higher speed and actually cut a way through the wreck. Though some of the passenger cars were torn open, not a pas senger was killed, and only one or two were hurt. Burns himself esciped with slight in juries. With a man of less nerve and bravery in the cab a dreadful catastrophe could hardly have been avoided. ' ' J- SOUTHERN PROSPERITY In English Eyes Threatens to Surpass That of the North and West. Prom the London Spectator. 3 , The years which have elapsed since the close of the great Secession struggle bive been, as all men know, years of miraculous a growth and prosperity in the region south of the imaginary line which severs the United States from the Dominion of Canada. The tide ot population and prosperity is still ever mounting higher and higher. It the young States of Minnesota and Dakota are beginning to rival, with their vast cities and Industries, the prodigies of elder States, the hitherto unworked mineral wealth of the South threatens to cast into the shade the cliffs and mountains of iron which line the shores of Lake Superior, or the more precious veins of metal in Nevada and California. The buzz of a ceaseless enterprise spreads through the Pacific States, and the outlay of the dollars of San Francisco and Portland Is raising on the shores of Fuget Sound cities and towns already linked to Chicago and New Yark by stupendous systems of railways. MISSIONARY ALLIANCE PROGRAMME. The Inter-Seminary Convention to Open in Allegheny To-Morrow. t The eleventh annual convention of the American Inter-Seminary Missionary Alliance will open here to-morrow jn the Fourth U. P. Church, Allegheny, at 11 o'clock. A devotional meeting will be held at 2.30, and the address ot welcome will be delivered at 3 o'clock by Rev. H. T. McClelland, D. D. A paper on "The Prospects of Africa" will be read by C. H. Stackpall, of Boston, and later discussed. After that the traveling secretary, W. H. Cossum, will read a paper on "The Student Volunteer Movement." In the evening Rev. Wayland Hoyt, D. D-, of Minneapolis, will deliver a lecture at the First Presbyterian Church, on Wood street, and the convention will continue the next morning at the Fourth Church, In Allegheny. The evening meeting will be held in the First Church. Short addresses will be delivered by local ministers. Saturday evening Rev. J. L. Hurlburt, of New York,.will be the orator. (Jn Sunday there will be four meetings at 9 A. Ji., 3, 7.30 and 9:15 p. h. Its Quarterly Inspection. Lieutenant E. R. Geary Circle. No. 7, Ladies of the G. A. R., held a special meeting in their ball in Allentown last night The district in. snectlng officer. Mr. Bill, of Edgewoodville, Pa., was. presented and held the quarterly in spection. An unusually largo number of mem bers was present and a supper was served after the meeting. v r Tho French Want Mexico's Trade. Crrx OF Mexico, October 2L Le Mexlqut, the organ of the French commercial interests in Mexico, calls the attention of European merchants to the fact that the present is an opportune time to strike for Mexican trade. In view of the operation of the McKinley bill. PENNSYLVANIA NUGGETS. O. A. Grubbs, of Reynoldsville, says he has raised a squash that weighs 107 pounds. It is said that some hunters have erected a turkey pen on Tussey's Mountain, uear Mar tinsburg, to entrap the mountain bird. A farmer near Tullytown, Bucks county, raised 0,776 bushels or potatoes this season on a 21-acre patch over 2S0 bushels to the acre. ON account of thescarcity of apples this year, pumpkins are being used or making butter. An establishment Is in operation at Parnassus -where the big fruit is being worked np. A MAN who earns 3,000 a year and Is worth 20.000 sent in an application to tha Wilkes barre Cyclone Fund Committee recently for&O loss caused by a chimney falHng.on bis kitchen. A screech owl, of tho species that has a voice like a saw factory, flew into Beeman'a store, In South Oil City, Monday night- The omen it brought was awarnlng that a burglar could also get through the unclosed transom. Philadelphia is becoming noted for its large number ot physicians and the num ber is rapidly increasing. Within a distance of Jve or six squares on Chestnut and Walnut and the cross streots there, have been counted more tbau 200 doctor'. PiiobJCbly never in the history of Johns town, says the Trtbune, nave there been so many chestnuts handled as this year. Aside from be local retail trade In the nuts, the wholesale purchases and 'shipments are very large, averaging 0,000. , bushels a week for ev rat weeks, l v THE TOPICAL TALKER. . BETWEEN TWO SENATORS. TTte presence of Senators Cameron and Quay in the city yesterday sent a thrill through all political circles. Borne of the re sults of the sensation were peculiar. Mr. Cameron held a levee at the Hotel Duquesne. While Mr. Quay sat in secret session at the Seventh Avenue. Late In the afternoon in the congenial vicinity of Brimstone Corner, on Smlthfield street, a middle-aged gentleman was discovered by some friends holding an excited colloquy with a tele graph pole. His. eyes were glassyand his tongue was thick, and he could hardly be in duced to go home in a cab. Before this event took placo he explained his condition, in confi dence, thus: "Y" see, me f rien', 1'se started out.t'see me frlen' Cam'ron knew him when was hlc a boy, Couldn't see me, so I wen' t'seo Btan' Quay Seventh Ave'noo Hotel. Sent down word, hie, sorry couldn't see ine came back to the Duquesne, t'see Cam'ron wasn't in wen' back to S'venth Ave'noo t'see Stan' sorry, too busy, hie, t'see pe wen' back to see Cam'ron fired me out" And at this point the cab came up and the unfortunate, who had been vibrating between the two Senators, with too many refreshment intervals, was sent home. A THEATRICAL OASIS Tt is getting to bo a proverb in the theatrical profession that Pittsburg is an oasis in the desert toalmost every caravan. When the Tiptop Opera Company has been playing to empty benches and hard luck through one-night stands in Indiana Manager Cheek cheers the fainting hearts of his inno cents with the reminder that Pittsburg is only three weeks away and that there slmoleons will be plenty and square meals the rule instead of the exception. "More than one show has reached Pittsburg at the last gasp this season," said a local man ager yesterday, "and fonnd new sinews of war in the generous support of the banner theat rical city of America. 'If we can bnt reach Pitts burg.' is the cry with many a manager, 'we shall pull through.'" The weak theatrical companies on the road are dropping out these days very fast. In the last two or-three days the McCauIl Opera Com pany, Rice's "World's Fair," the "Two Jacks" and several other combinations have turned up their toes. There are ugly rumors about the financial solidity of several enterprises of far larger size. AN ENDLESS CAR. SMO eb and grip combination car followed by a parlor car were coming down the Fifth avenue hill last night, and at the corner of the street a stout little man with brickdust all over him got in the second car. He was carrying a dinner bucket and some tools, and a short clay pipe stuck out of the left side of bis mouth. The car was fairly well-filled, but the seats in front of the mirror at the end of the car were vacant. The conductor said: "You must put that pipe out." "I'll go in the smoker," said the little man with the pipe, starting through the car, and before ho could stop himself bumped against the curved seats at the end. The jar of the collision shook his pipe out of his mouth, the lid of hls-dlnner bucket rolled off on one side and" his hat on the other. He stared at his own face with awed astonishment for a minute, then he gathered up his belongings and wandered Dack to the platform. "Stop the car!" he said. Then.he got off, saving as he did so: "Dom a car that's no end to it." AN ELEPHANTINE ACTOR. 'J'he bashfulness of the elephant which ap pears in Necropolis scene of "Around the World in Eighty Days" has already been al luded to in these columns, but the true inward ness of this unusual, but amiable weakness on the part of an actor has not been disclosed. The fact is the elephant, Victoria Mazouka is her full name, but she answers best to the ab breviation Vic has a decided and not un reasonable distrust of stage flooring, and is nervous all the time she is behind the foot lights. The audience which saw the elephant at the Bijou last night might have seen the big creat ure go through a mucn more, .elaborate per formance it it had waited tillvtbe stage had been cleared after the final fall of the curtain. Then Victoria was brought out from the corner where she had been impatiently dancing a sort of hornpipe on three legs ever since she left the alleged plains of Hlndostah tn the second act. Previous to the loosing of Victoria the stage carpenters went to work and built up a substantial causeway of f out-Inch planks across the footlights and the orchestra enclosure to the left aisle of the parquet. Over the fonr inch timbers a broader plank also four inches thice was laid, and over this Victoria was invited by ber attendant to de scend. First of all she smelt, if the word be allowable, the top of the incline. Then very gingerly she tried the first section of timber with one foot. The gangway did not give appreciablr, and Victoria was persuaded to place both of ber forefeet upon it. Her keeper, with the little hooked goad used by elephant tamers, preceded her, walking back ward and guiding Victoria's feet so that tbey fell fairly on the narrow way not more than a yard or a yard and a half wide. Probably two minutes were taken by the great beast to bring her 4.600 pounds of solid nesbfrom the stage to the floor of the parquet. When she was midway on the bridge it creaked ominously and palpably gave way an inch or two. But the descent was made in safety, and Victoria tramped up the aisle with the cheer ful alacrity of humanity going ont to see a man. The larger part of the company and Mr. Bolossy Klralfy joined in the procession. When Victoria appeared at tho.heaa of the stairs leading down to Sixth street, the specta tors in the lobby below could not but apprehend a catastrophe. But the elephant pulled herself together and came down stairs with wonderful ease, considering her tremendous weight. She narrowly missed colliding with a side cban. deller, but came out all right by the ticket office. There was an unmistakable air of relief abont ber as she strode on toward the street. At the storm-doors she bad to go down on her knees to get through and when the keeper reminded ber with the goad of what was required of ber she bellowed with a sudden ferocity that scared the actresses who were following in her wake. But she bowed to necessity and the doorway all the same and gained the street without further in cident. Victoria confesses to 42 years, but it is doubt ful if she has ever had a more peculiar and trying experience than ber nightly journey to and from the Bijou stage. Even the carrying of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, which she is alleged to have done to the extent of many hundred miles, can have been nothing beside ber theatrical feats in Pittsburg, THE GRANGERS AHEAD. Anti-Corporationlsts Largely In the Majority in the Jackson Convention. Jackson, Miss., October 2L The report of the Committee on Corporations was taken up for consideration to-day by the Constitutional Convention, and the discussion thereon and the amendments thereto submitted and adopted developed the fact that the anti-corporation element of the convention is decidedly in the preponderance. By a large majority the anti-corporatioslsts secured tho passage of amendments, the most important of which provides that corporations may be formed nnder general laws only; char ters shall-be subject to alteration by the Legis lature, and to be granted for no longer period than OS years. The L-gislature may not remit or amend a forfeited charter. AUTUMN WOODS. Who can portray; the glorious antmnn days. Or paint tbe gorjteons coloring! tbe woods, -When birch and maple light their signal flumes And flssn tbclr messages from all the bills? On npland slope the crimson sumach gleams; In quiet dells the brakes have turned to gold; IJy bank and stream the purple aster blooms, And all the hedges teem with golden-rod. "What message flashes from the changing hills, And signals back from all tbe vales below? "Well donel ye faithful; ye may enter in. Tls choicest rlp'nlng brings the afterglow." "We have but wrought the best for here and now Sor thought of gain, nor what the world might say: Bending to breeze and rain, and mastering gale; But ever keeping to the upward way." OsoulormlBel take counsel of the woods. Ye may not see, but autumn days shall show, What's best for thee. Is highest good lor all. 'As Choicest rlp'nlng bring tbe afterglow." - ,' BpringJtetd tiepuMcan, k.,Y. ,A. .J& BRIGHTVAND BREEZY. mm , An Interesting Meeting of tho Woman's Club Spain Summed Up in a Brilliant Essay The Secretary Beslgns Piano and Song Recital-Other Society Events. A breezy, brilliant and consequently a very delightful meeting of the Woman's Club was held yesterday afternoon in tbe Teachers' Library. The only routine business, of -any consequence brought before the clnb'wastbe selection of a suitable and appropriate motto for tbe members, but as the discussion resulted ip "harmonious discord" only, the matter was tabled for tha present. The literary treat of the afternoon was a paper by tbe president ot the club, Mrs. C. L Wade ("Bessie Bramble"), on Spain in general. In her own practical, f orcein!, attractive style, Mrs. Wade summed Spain up as a back number, a conntry that from one of the most powerful countries, itnot tbe most powerful country in Europe, bad retrograded to the most insignificant politic ally, morally, Intellectnally and commercially. Ono would naturally suppose, said Mrs. Wade, that in a country where State and church are so c!oely allied, model citizens would abound, but the reverse is the casein Spain, as craft, cowardice, treachery and dis honesty are prominent traits of the Spaniard, and it will take centuries of free government anu enlightenment to efface the latnentaoie results. Mrs. Wade paid Queen Isabella some very pretty compliments, bbo also said that if Queen Isabella had not been pos sessed ot an income of her own from Castile, that America might yet be tbe home of tbe red man, for her worthy Iiegelord drew bis pursestrings very closely together, and said No emphatically to tbe enterprise proposed by Commons. With a significance so strong that it might be transpoi ted easily to tbe sterner sex at home. Mrs. Wade modernized the inci dent. With a parting glance at "Cld." one of Spain's greatest heroes, and a few words about her most noted artists. Mrs. Wade concluded. The discussion which followed the reading of tbe paper was an animated one, and especially interesting. Jnst before adjournment the Sec retary, Mrs. Irvine Reynolds, surprised the club greatly by tendering her resignation, ow ing to an expected prolonged absence from tbe city. The request that it be accepted imme diately was complied with, aud a vote of thanks tendered Mrs. Reynolds for faithful and effi cient service. Mrs. Dr. Ramsey, who has al ready served a number of jears as Secretary, was unanimously elected to the vacancy. EVENED TJP QUITE NICELY. Pleasing; Entertainment at the Pittsburg Club Theater Last Evening. They averaged -well in avoirdupois Mrs. Walter C. Wyman and Mr. Ethelbert Nevin but not in music, though Mrs. Wyman was the soloist and Mr. Nevin tne instrumentalist at the piano and song recital given by them in tbe Pittsburg Club Theater last evening, for it must be confessed the honors were awarded Mr. Nevin. whoso exquisite touch and delight ful interpretation of the masters held tbe audi ence spellbound during bis numbers, and elic ited vigorous applause at their conclusion; but in his own compositions was tbe genius of Mr. Nevin especially marked. The "Valzer Gen tile." "alumber Song," "Intermezzo" and "Song of tbe Broon" fairly enraptured the listeners. Mrs. Wyman was faultlessly attired, grace ful for one of ber proportions, posed beauti fully and was willing to be friendly witn the au dience, but as an artist her reception was not an enthusiastic one. In fact, all suggestion of warmth wa absent in the applause given the lady for her first numbers, but in her later efforts ber listeners were awakened somewhat, with tbe exception of a prominent musical professor of tbe city, who. during ber rendition of tho "Slumber Song," became oblivious to his surroundings and opened his eyes with a sudden snap wnen tbe applause disturbed his slumber. The ball was comfortably filled with such people as usually attend Mr. Ethelbert Nevln's recitals, and aa a charming lady, Mrs. Wyman was tendered quite a pleasing reception at tbe close of the performance. REPEATED HER TRIUMPH. Miss Kittle Hamm Fast Becoming a Favor ite Elocutionist. Miss Kittle Hamm, the charming young lady who, as an elocutionist, scored such a great success at the reception given tbe delegates to the engineers' convention in tbe Y. M. C. A. building last week her first appearance, by tbe way, before a Pittsburg audience repeated ber triumph last evening at the entertainment given in Curry Hall under the auspices of tbe Y. P. M. A. of Christ Universallst Church. The recitations given by Miss Hamm are thoroughly enjoyable, whether pathetic or comical, and her own personality insures her the sympathy and attention of an audience. An East End Church Reception. The ladies ot tbe Point Breeze rresbyterlan Church had a reception last night, and with their usual success In arranging church enter tainments. It was a very enjoyable affair. Mrs. David Bell and Mrs. Charles Arbutbnot served tbe coffee, while Mrs. H. L. Gebberr, assisted by Mrs. Berger, Mrs. Frank Bell and a Host of other ladles aided In tbe superintendence of tbe supper room. There was music by Miss Benbam, Miss Briggs and Mr. Pope. Made a Good Impression. "A lovely lady." was tbe opinion expressed regarding Mrs. Edgar Wilson by the guests who attended tbe reception given by Mrs. A. E. Sailor yesterday afternoon, at which Mrs. Wilson and her newly-made husband, tbe Attorney General of Idaho, were tbe guests of honor. Mr. Wilson is a cousin of Mrs. Sailor's, and a distinguished, affable gentleman. A Reception at Edgeworth. Society in Edgeworth will be well repre sented at a reception given by Mrs. Edwin H. Stowe, October 29, at her beautiful home In the charming suburb, and Pittsburg and Allegheny will also be represented, as tbe cards, issued yesterday, have been received in both cities. Mrs. F. Semple and Jtrs. H. Rose will assist Mrs. Stowe. Hours from 3 to 6. Social Chatter. AN early-morning wedding yesterday united Miss Jennie Fetberston, daughter of Mrs. C. Fetherston, of Watson street, to Mr. Charles F. McBnde, a well-known young clerk in tbe office of the Pennsylvania Company. Tbe cere mony was performed in St. Paul's Cathedral, a wedding breakfast followed and later tbe young couple departed for a three weeks' honeymoon trip. The wedding of Miss Nellie Walton, the daughter of tbe wealthy Western avenue Wal ton family, will be celebrated with becoming ceremonies on the 18th of November. Mr. James Wood will be the happy man THE Leetsdale Library building was formally opened last evening with any amount of merri ment and good cheer. The supper was served by Kennedy. The annual reception aud donation of the First Allegheny Day Nursery will be held at its parlors to-morrow from 3 to 10 P. M. Mks. Max Beckeb and her daughter. Mrs. Moore, of Washington, D. C, are visiting in Cincinnati. A lkctube and a musical will be given in tbe Second Congregational Church to-night A stippeb and social was given in the Point Breeze Presbyterian Church last evening, HINDOO MARRIAGES. England's Attitude and Interest in Reform ing the Hindoo Social Customs. From the London Hpectator.l What we are seeking is only an improvement in tbe marriage system of Hindoos; ana to break np the Hindoo ecclesiastical system for that purpose, while we legalize and protect Mussulman polygimv, seems to us doubtful justice. If a widow who remarries, or a father who keeps his daughter unbetrothed, needs legal protection from external violence, let them have it in the fullest measure the case, we bellove, occurs, the widow forfeiting prop erty she ought to keep but to prohibit eccle siastical pressure, or ecclesiastical protection of the temples against excoraiuunlcants, is out side the legitimate function of any Govern, nient. It would be as bard to abolish Hlndooism as to prohibit excommunication, and not a great deal more just. An improvement of that kind if it be an improvement, and for oar part we believe caste to bo the antlseptio of Hindoo so ciety most come from within when tbe time Is ripe, not be forced upon a people from out side. We should not feel very benevolent, or very civilized either, if millions of Hindoos, de claring that they could no longer protect their Hindoo purity, elected to become Mohammed-ans-and that has happened in India, though on a smaller scale, before now. Bigoted Bostonlans. From tbe Bostoa Courier. Bigotry could not go further than in the case of the thousand residents of Boston who have pro testedaratnst.tbo erection of a memorial to John Bovle O'Relllv on the ground that he was an enemy to our common schools. They have- written themselves down as unworiny ox sua age. and unworthy of the city which" haa the misfortune to shelter them. . - Ji- -- t jA v -' - . M 1i TBlrill i US j CURIOUS COHDENSAT10H& There is nearly a score of different varieties of Pacific grapes in the New York market. ' ' A one-legged 'cycler has Issued a chal lenge to any other ooe-Iegzed 'cycler for a bi cycle race, ji A censusof fruit bearing trees Bat been taken In Lai Angeles county. The total num ber Is 10.365,37i f A novelty ia bookbinding Is announced in the employment in it ot metal as a substi tute for cardboard. A company with a capital stock of $1,000 has been formed In Illinois to use. elec tricity for blacking shoes. Robert Cole, in Lbuisville, cut his throat, and while dying received the news that be had fallen beir to toO.OOO. Parties retaining from Blakely to Arlington, Ga Thursday saw a flight ot black birds three miles long and a half mile wide. A scheme is under consideration or the construction of a railway up the Jungfrau, in Switzerland, one of the loftiest of all the Alpine peaks. "Do you know," said a hotel clerk, "that one of the heaviest drains upon tho hotels Is tha request for DiDer and envelopes from guestsT" Chinese pheasants were introduced into tbe vast forests of Oregon ten years ago.and now it is estimated that there are 1,000,000 ot them in the country. Ingenious engineers suggest that the artesian well may be developed by means ot electrical appliances into a powerful and cheap source of almost unlimited power. Within five years, according to tha opinion of a well-informed Seattle man, Wash ington will not import a pound of fruit, except what is grown in a tropical climate- In collections centuries old, to be seen in China and Japan, are specimens ot the most remarkable drawings in the worM pictures of all kinds drawn with tbe thumb nail. Aiaedical journal declares that ahealthy man will actually suffer more from the prick of a pin than he would from the pains ot dis solution In case be died a natural death. It is enough to make a Nihilist ashamed of his business to learn that the Czar is getting so fat that he is at present engaged in chopping down trees to reduce tbe surplus. The Negus of Aby?sinia has just ordered a new crown of pure gold, weighing three pounds and containing S0O precious stones. Why should not the Negus of Abyssinia bo happy? The largest dynamps so far constructed are said to be two ot 10,000-horso power each, which are soon to be set up at Deptford. Tha most powerful dynamo in 1SS1 was the Edison machine of 120-borse power. The German builds his railroad cars for men. He puts his cigar holders and match receivers into 19 compartments out of 20. the twentieth being nominally, not often aotually, reserved for "non-smokers." Mr. H". C. Angel, of Weatherford.Tex., was in good health last Sunday, but be told his wife he would die Monday night. He made his will, attended to business Monday as usual, and that night lay down and died. It is said that in many shops in Portugal at the present time the sign "American Spoken Here" has replaced tbe traditional "English Spoken," which is put ont as a bait to foreign ers. This Is because of the intense hostility to tbe British nation. One of tbe most magnificent private collections of pictures and art objects in tbe world will soon be sold. It was gathered and owned by the lata Dom Fernando. King consort of Portugal and grandfather of the present ruler of that country. , President Lincoln appointed more Jus tices of tbe Supreme Court than any other Executive. They were: Swayne. Davis and Miller in 1862; Field in 1S63, and Chase to suc ceed Roger B. Taney in 1861. All ot these, ex cept J udge Field, are dead. lhere are 20,000,000 acres of unsur veyed land in tbe State of Washington, and much of that great extent of country is almost Impenetrable, being covered with a magnificent growth of the finest kind of timber. Surveyors have literally to cut their way every foot, be cause of the thick underbrush. A bicyclist, whose identity concerns no one, was riding his wheel through a portion of France wben up came a storm ot nln. To a storm struck him "just as he started to coast down a nicely graded bill some five miles long. He proceeded on hU journey and all the way down that hilt it rained on his hind wheel, while the front wheel ran along In the dry. The report that the Swiss had become tired of William Tell and his apple seems to have been somewhat premature. The people of the Canton Un have just resolved to erect to his memory a bronze statue seven feet high on the open sqnare bofore the City Hall in Altorf. Tell will be represented as standing alone "In bold, determined, defiant posture," with the crossbow in the hand. An important innovation bas been in troduced in tbe shape of a machine for prepar ing molds for casting. The machine is designed to prodnce a complete mold at one operation, and thus to replace skilled hand labor in mak ing molds from pattern plates. It Is claimed that a lad can operate the machine with tbe assistance of a laborer and is able to ram and mold as many as 1. 000 boxes per day. Judge John A. Van Derlip, of Dans vllle, N. Y., Is TO years old. He bas four sisters, all in good health Mrs. John McClaury, of MacGregor. Iowa, who is 90: Mrs. Isaac Mer rlam, of Boston. Mass., 67; Mrs. Willa.-d Trull, nf Brooklyn. 85. and Mrs. Seth Billings, of Al lentown. Pa.. 82: total, 414 years. Jmlge Van Derlip's brother, tbe late Samuel A. Van Der lip, died at the age oi S3. His death was the result of ah accident. The French Government bas given to the New York Soclete Francaise da Bienfais sance one of the famous Gobelin tapestries. It reproduces the painting "Les Pestiferes de Jaffa," by Gro. This valuable piece of handi craft is Si feet in length and 17 feet In breadth, and it took 12 years to make it. It is now in Washington, but will probably be brought to New York soon. Mr. Thoron dos not attempt to estimate the valne of the gift, but says it will be sold to cover tbe society's indebtedness, which is about 510,000. THE MEKKT-GO-ROIJND, The Troy Press seems to have a grudge against Joan of Arc, and insists that she was "a crant." The more widely held view is that the electric Maid was the original Arc light. FMa delphia Ledger. "Where do good humorists go when they die?" Don't know Chestnut Hill Cemetery, per haps." A'mo iort Herald. "I read in a scientific article to-day that the coming man will have neither teeth nor hair." "Then the coming man is here: That describes my baby exactly. "-Ato XorkSun. It is reported that since the last fire thers Colon has come to a fall stop. Aw York Prett. Tommy Jndkins Papa, what do they mean by selling a race? Is anything actually sold? Jadklns-Yes. my son, and it U usually the pub lic lVe' Sport. A Boston child becoming impatient at its mother's delay in bearing tU evening prayers, ex claimed! "Come, mamma, Dod's a-waitla." jjorcM Hail. Cnmso What an offensively vain xaaa Brown is. Banks Dear me. I never thought him vain. Cumso-But be is, though. Just notice how ex cessively and persistently modest he is. bfnefn natt aautte. In respect to putting baby to sleep, I forgot to say that after you have very carernlly laid him down and crawled away from the cradle ou your hands and knees so as not to awaken him, yon are paralyzed by a loud and distinct "Yat yat yI" and yon have to do It all over again. J. X. Harbour, in -Detroit Free Press. Chestnuts brown are in the market, but none so brown as those tendered by the politician. Chicago Times. "You are as bad as a playful kitten ia jumping at conclusions," remarked Keedlck to his wife. 'Do kittens Jump at conclusions?" asked iltu Keedlck. "Certainly, have you never seen kittens chase their tails?" CAlcojo inter OeeaiK "I am in a dreadful pickle," remarked a theatrical manager. "What Is the trouble?" "Why, you see my star has jnst had her dia monds stolen." "Same old" That's Jnst It. I haven't nerve enough tore port the matter to tho pollre.' Washington rottr Hudyard Kipling hrbeen compelled to cease wort because of Illness. Only Howells is lsrt now clinging to the coat-Utls of the world to .restrain It from lapsing lata barbarism. Chicago Time. I . .' -S2i , 5i-... zL&titoaL&tii8k -nft-.- ,-."