gggggfflgSjSfii S5?y"YW5 ESKftl -zf r-v THE FTTTSBUKG' DISPATCH; TUESDAY. , OCTOBER 14, ' 1890. Vra "" " tne p8tt!i. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY S. 1S13. Vol. Ij, o. 119. Enterctf at l'lttsburg l'ostofilce, November 14, 1K7, as second-class natter. Business OfficeCorner Smlthflold and Diamond Streets. Ne-ws Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. EASTERN ADVEKTISIG OFFICII, KOOMzI, TKMU!E HUILIHNG. SEW YORK, where complete Oles of THE UISl'ATCH can always be Jound. Foreign aaTertlsers appreciate the con venience. Home adTertiters and friends of TUE UISPAICH, while in 2ew York, are also made v elcome. THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale a Srentano's, Union Square, -Veto York, and 17 Ave. de r Opera. Parti. France, where any one who hat been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain t't TERMS OF THE Dl&PATCM. rocTAGE mm ix tub umted states. rtAILT Dispatch. One Year. I Uailt UlETATcn, 1'erQuartcr - 1AILY DisrATCH, One Mouth " Daily DisrATCH, Including Sunday, 1 year. 30 CO Dailt Dispatch, lueludinsbund.iy.Sni'tlis. i50 ItAiLT DisrATCH, Including fcunday.lnionth 50 fcUNDAY DisrATCH. One Year IjjJ U'rEKtr DisrATCH, One lcar The Daily Dispatch ts delivered byrarrlereat J.'ccnuoer week, or including bunday edition, a J 3) cents per week. PITTSBURG. TUESDAY. OCX". 11. lS9a MUST ME MET ON ITS MERITS. The extraordinary bill which Mr. William J. Howard filed in court yesterday against the city officials and city depositories looks like the beginning of a bitter and remark able contest Mr. Howard insists that he stands only for his rights as a taxpayer seeking to secure the investment of about $1,000,000 of the city moneys at interest in the sinking funds to meet the city debt as required by law, in place of having them lying fallow in the banks. On the other hand, the parties specially attacked insist that he is acting on behalf of the Pittsburg Traction Company to impede and embarrass, and, if possible, prevent the operation of its competitor, the Duquesne line. Taking the latter view first, if it be true, it is well to repeat what The Dispatch Las heretofore said, that the public welcome competition. If it get two good roads in place of one, and facilities for travel multi plied, it will feel all the more pleased. There will be soon, it there is not now, business enough for both to make handsome profits. Mr. Howard's Lill can therefore gain no strength from any suspicion which may ex ist that it is filed in the interests of a railway monopoly. But, when this is said, his allegation as to the financial policy of the city in keeping large sums of money intended for the sink ing funds without investment must be met on their merite. His contention is that over 1,000,000 has accumulated in the deposi tories because the Finance Committee in structed the Controller not to invest it at a rate which would earn less than 3 per cent. The question that will occur to the taxpayer is whether it is better to have such large sums belonging to the sinking fund moneys earning less than 3J per cent, or earn ing nothing at all, as it is conceded is now the case. The point raised in answer to Mr. Howard, that the city at times borrows .money from the banks without interest, and that the large balances which at other times accumulate in favor of the city, only counter balance the accommodation, is neither clear nor convincing. While the sinking fund purchases went on regularly under Con troller Morrow's direction, the banks were well enough satisfied to do the city's busi ness and glad to get it As for what may be described as the "per sonal" part of Mr. Howard's allegations, they are composed of criticisms of the com position of the Finance Committee, and of the private undertakings of the promoters of the Duquesne Traction road. It is not easy to see bow Mr. Howard expects the courts to take cognizance of those. The Councils are elected by the people; if the quality is poor it rests with the voters at the election to change it The transactions of the Traction people with the banks are private, and, as long as they are satisfactory to both, are hardly matter for public criticism, much less judicial inquiry. But this very circumstance only makes it the more imperative that the policy and re sults of the Finance Committee's financier ing should be thoroughly and effectively investigated. If the sinking fund moneys are not being applied to the best advantage to the city, there should be an immediate rectification of methods. So far as ulterior motives, if any such ex ist underlie the bill, they maybe dismissed. So far as the proper manner of discharging the public business is concerned that part of the complaint is on its face entirely perti nent and must be promptly considered. The public can be trusted to discern between the two aspects of the case. In a nutshell it is this: The taxpayersare entitled to as prompt and beneficial disposition of their funds as if their business was a private one. CHICAGO'S VITAL BLUNDER. It is an ominous feature of the prepara tions for the World's Fair in Chicago, that, notwithstanding the decided disposition of the National Commission to reject the Lake Front site, the last meeting of the Chicago Board of Directors voted to exclude any plan that did not include it In other words, the dominant interest in the Chicago management seems determined to have a certain portion of the Exposition on the Lake Front, or to have no Exposition at all. If this action were dictated by any neces sity of the Exposition it might be regarded as a division of authority in which the Chicago body, as the representatives of the greatest interest, was entitled to respect But everyone who has considered the sub ject knows that it is not produced by the necessity of the Exposition; but is, on the contrary, against its interests. Abundant ground for the whole Exposition within a single enclosure is offered elsewhere. It has been made clear enough that to hold cart of the Fair in one locality and another part in another, will be fo great a drawback as to practically condemn the enterprise to failure before it opens. Yet the Chicago interest vote to override all op position, no matter how authoritative, with the declaration that all plans will be re jected that do not locate the leading features of the show on that much-fought-over strip of ground. It may seem strange that the men who are most interested in the success of the enter prise should not be able to look solely to its advantage; but the inspiring motive in this action is not the success of the Exposition, but advantages to be gained thereafter. The Chicago affection for the Lake Front site is based upon the perception that if that site is maintained a large share, if not the majority, of the money raised by Chicago will be used in filling up ground that will be added to the area of the city close to its present busi ness quarter, and in other improvements that are desired for the future and local ben efit ot Chicago. The animus is shown by an editorial of the Tribune with regard to the vU ' v. , . , - ... . '.-VjAai.'..: ..,M tnHtii 'mmsmmumv miimmmiummHKaammsmiimsmmmmwnmmwri mmtK, t3HBWiHHBPWWHwwftT!iwsiMBP 'i iPiiHi mif m ibi wf z,wwfwBm-trr-r!itx-&!a Art Building, in which it is urged that after the Fair it can be used half for a pub lic art pallery and half for a free library, thus doing away with the necessity of a separate library building. If the World's Fair were purely a Chicago enterprise, the rest of the country would have little to say, even on actions which injure it for the sake of local interests. But the Fair is a national enterprise. National funds are expected to aid it Congress has already appropriated 51,500,000, and the Chicago programme contemplates striking for still greater aid. Under these circum stances it would not only be seemly for Chicago to pay some respect to outside opinion, but it will be necessary for the representatives of the United States to put a sharp check on all such plans. The Na tional Commission should make it plain that any plans which divide the Exposition will be rejected. And it should he made very clear that Congress will permit no ex penditure of the national funds in aid of an enterprise that is conducted with a keener view to local and selfish interests than to making a successful Exposition. The whole nation is anxious to see the Exposition of 1893 made a brilliant success. But if the Chicago management continue to operate it on the plan of using funds in filling up new territory, and cutting up the Exposition so that Chicago can get a free library and art gallery out of it, the country atlarge will conclude there is little use of hope for the success of an Exposition oper ated on those principles. DEFEATING PROTECTION. If the statements with regard to the com bination formed by the manufacturers of Brussels carpets have any foundation in truth, they show the necessity of a provision in the tariff bill, such as The Dispatch urged, that any industry under the control of a combination sufficiently powerful to prevent competition, restrict production and arbitrarily advance prices, should lose the benefit of the protective duty. It is stated ou behalf of this combination that it is not a "trust" It is only a harm less "agreement" by which prices are to be raised 0 cents per yard; and in order that this end may not be delayed, produc tion is to be restricted 40 per cent. That is sufficient to show an attempt to defeat the public purposes of protection. The duty was raised for the clearly stated purpose of securing such competition among domestic producers as to bring down prices: and the first step taken by this protected industry is to organize to prevent and nullify that pur pose by suspending competition and raising prices above the level which would be fixed by domestic competition. But that is not the only attack on the theories of protection embodied in this combination. Protection is for the purpose of affording full employ ment to American workingmen. That has been avowed so often that it cannot be denied withont pulling down the whole fabric. Yet the effective means adopted by the Brussels carpet men to attain their end is to restrict production, and therefore limit the earnings of ail their operatives 40 per cent Their action cuts both ways. It seeks to deprive the consumer of the ad vantage which he is promised by domestic competition nnder the protective policy; and it proposes to take away from the working man 40 per cent of the labor which the tariff intended to give him. To defeat and belie the promises of the protective system in that way is the worst attack that can be made on the policy. It is stated that two-thirds of the manu facturers of Brussels carpets have joined this combination. If it stops there, the teeth of the combination will be drawn and the competition of the other third will make the combination short-lived. But if the other third come into the combination, the members of that industry will have suc ceeded in nullifying and defeating the fun damental pledges of the protective policy. THE OTHEE WAT, HERE. What appears like a novel complaint to observers of the ways of justice in this city comes from New York, to the effect that the grand jury there is altogether too free in the matter of finding indictments. A few days ago that body brought in a bill against the instructions of the court and the recom mendation of the District Attorney, and last week an attorney who had collected $1,000 for a client, deposited the money in bank, and left the city on business, was indicted for embezzlement before he could get back to defend himself. This, as the second case where indictments have been dismissed, as the court said, because there was "not the merest shadow of a reason for finding it," moves the New York Tribune to some re marks on the necessity for greater care in the selection of grand jurors. The same necessity has been urged in this city, but for exactly the opposite reason, namely, the disposition of grand jurors not to return bills where the evidence plainly re quires them to. The difficulty of getting grand juries to find indictments against violators of the license law has added gray hairs to the heads of several of our judges; while iu a neighboring county the ignoring of charges of bribery in a case where the re cipients of the money had made public con fessions, shows that the disposition not to bring in indictments, as contrasted with the New York tendency to fire them off too freely, is not confined to Allegheny county. If grand juries continue in one place to find indictments for which there is no foun dation, and in others to refuse indictments where they are plainly required, the grand jury system is likely to get itself into dis favor. But it is not certain that there is so very great a contrast between the New York grand juries and the "Western Pennsylvania kind. We have not observed the New York body blamed for too great promptness in in dicting illegal liquor sellers. THE BASEBALL UNION. The general tendency of opinion in base ball circles is that the negotiations fornnion between the contending leagues will restore the professional baseball business to its former position of profit and glory. This includes the assumption that the bad suc cess of the past season was due to the rivalry between the organizations. This may be partially true; bnt we would not advise our friends of the baseball profession to invest their money too freely on the presumption that cutting down the number of clubs will increase the attendance. Of course the crucial point, both as to the failure of last season and the success of next, is the attendance of the public What glory is there in a triple play if it can only call forth the applause of empty benches, and what profiteth it the Players' League to knock oat the National organization if both concerns are equally impoverished? It is plain that a given attendance, if divided be tween two clubs, yields less than if it all went to one; but the trouble with last season was that the actual g.oss attend ance at all games was decreased. To conclude, as baseball opinion seems to, that the public stayed away from all base ball games because there were more games to go to, is to liken the patrons of the national game to the proverbial donkey who hesitated so long between two hay stacks that he did not get any fodder. The actual fact is that the competition between rival clubs last season brought out a greater gross attendance than would have gone to see one organization; although the division of the business made the receipts of each club less than if it had enjoyed the whole of the reducod patronage. The real cause of falling' off in attendance last season is that the baseball fever is waning; Our friends of that profession will be discreet to recognize that fact They will, of course, do better by uniting than to continue to divide the dwindling receipts. But the day when the craze for baseball created the mart in which $10,000 players were sold like prize trotters, is over. It is not likely that any one outside of the pro fessional ranks will go into mourning over the fact Wheh it wa3 announced that Chicago was to have a sixteen-story building; other cities may havo felt a pang of envy. Bnt the elevation of the proposed building as pub lished in a Chicago cotemporary makes it all right Outsiders will regard it with a feeling of thankfulness that they aro to ho spared any such infliction. Toronto ideas on the subject of drunken ness are evidently to the effect that there must not 'ie any harsh interference with the personal liberties of the subject An able journal of that city commits itself to the declaration that "any half-decent drunken man sbonld ha taken home or given over to his friends, not put in tho cells." Of course it follows that a wholly decent drunken man should be permitted and encouraged to whoop it np. Of course an indecent drunken man must be restrained; but Toronto opinion evi dently leans to the conclusion that no man who appreciates good red liquor can be indecent Some perniciously active New York newspapers aro rendering it necessary for Mr. Depew to deny that he is a candidate for United States Senator. After rejecting the Presidency and tho Mayoralty, Mr. Depow ought to be able to decline a commonplace position like a corporation Senatorsbip. "1 CONCERNING that report that the Secre tary of the Treasury has boycotted the Roach ship yards, and that, therefore, the English syndicate which bought that property has been unable to sell Us stock in London, Mr. .Roach denies that the Secretary of the Treasury has boycotted the yards; that tho English syndicate has found difficulty in selling tne stock; that the English syndicate has tried to sell any stock; and finally that the yards have been sold to an English syndicate or anyone else. In view of these corrections we are compelled to regard the report as somewhat inaccurate. Robert Buchanan, the English dram atist, recently took one of the Ten Command ments as the subject for a play. The drama was a failnre. It seems that the London theater-goers adopt Senator Ingalls' dogma, and consider that the Ten Commandments have no place in the drama. It is an unexpected outcome of our silver legislation that the greatest profit from it so far has been reaped by tho moneyed lepers excepting, of course, the Congressional syndi cate which, according to Republican organs, made a round million. The Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank, according to latest advices, bought enough silver in China to make a proht that sen: its shares up from 25 to 45. Perhaps it may sooth American susceptibilities if it should turn out that the profit in this case went to Englishmen instead of Chinamen; bat we doubt it. To the report that 100,000 is the sum subscribed to help Delamatcr, is added tho re port that 8100,000 is to be spent in McKinley's district by the Republican Congressional Com mittee. The political doctors appear to regard Jjl00,000as the regulation dose for desperate cases. The complaint of that Western young man who had more money than brains, that he "spent 50,000 in Now York in a year, and no one knew he was there," inspires our New York cotemporaries to construe it as a compli ment to the size of the city. That is not the only way of viewing it On the contrary, it contains the decided suggestion that there are so many of that class of fools In New York that one more or less is not noticed. The Philadelphia Press thinks that while Western platforms may break down under Senator Ingalls and President Harrison, tha Republican platform will always uphold them. Perhaps the reason for that may be that no one else will stand on it The New York Trtiune thinks that the vilest of metropolitan scoundrels is the typical dog catcher, who grabs up licensed, as well as unlicensed dogs, when they have no better pro tectors than children or young girls. Tho Trib une has evidently had an unfortunate experi ence: but it has yet to make acquaintance with that type of public servant who sows poison in the front yards or at the back doors of citizens. Let us hope that all the rain has been rained for a few days to come, at least A Chicago cotemporary heads its col umn of alleged jokes with the words, "In the Minor Key." As the minor key is especially expressive of the sentiment of sadness, the ap propriateness of the heading is plain. The jokes under it are of tho sort which produce in the minds of the reader a subdued but pervad ing tone of moumfulness. STRICTLY PERSONAL Mrs. Geobqe B. McCleixan and Miss Mc Clellan will spend their winter abroad, probably in Algiers. Ex-Senator Emery is known among the Pennsylvania Indians as "Old-Man-Not-Afraid-of-a-Lawscit" Senator Wade Hampton Is amusing bim seltoflate catching black bass in tho Shenan doah, near Fort Kojal. Speaker Reed's wife was the daughter of a Congregational minister, and was a school teacher. Their only child is a 15-year-old girl, Catherine. JosEPn J. Don oghue, of Newburg, N. Y., the famous skater, sailed for Norway yesterday with the intention of entering into various amateur contests abroad. Zoe Gaytox, a San Francisco woman, is walking across the continent for a purse of SI a mile, providing she walks more than 15 miles a day. She is in Nevada about 100 miles ahead of time. Bishop Huntington, of Syracuse, goes so far as to declare that more than half of the religions organizations, great or small, are at present practical contradictions of the "Sermon on the Mount" Wiliiak H. English, of Indiana, ex Governor and ex-candidate for Vice-President, is writing a history of Hoosierdom, for which he is now prowling among the records in Washington. Miss Katharine Lee Bates, professor of English literature at Wellesley College, and a well-known writer of verse, is now taking a year's rest in Europe, after which she is to enter on a year's study at Oxford, England. The Rev. C. H. Spurgeon has written as fol lows to the secretary of the Church of England Burial, Funeral and Mourning Association: "I hardly think it can be needful to say that the expending of money on mere show at funerals is absurd, unthrifty and even cruel. 1 hopo the common sense of the people will soon destroy customs which oppress the widow and fatherless by demanding of them an expendi ture which they cannot afford," Director General Geoeqe R. DAViSrOf the World's Pair Directory, has retired from political life. "In justice to me," said Mr. DaviSjto a recent interviewer, "I think it should be said that I am going to adhere strictly to my pledge, made before the National Commis sioners, to keep politics out of the World's Fair." Mr. Davis showed a copy of a letter sent by him recently to Senator Quay, resign ing from the Republican National Executive Committee and also as a member of the Repub-1 lican National Committee from Illinois," SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. The man who stands on his dignity tires all, who look at him. Dors change bring absolute rest to all? Un doubtedly fresh scene is helpful. It breaks the monotony of life the Ufa visible; changeless. It brings new sights, bluer or darker skies, stranger faces, fresher fancies. All these con tribute toward the relief of the mind, which, through constant contact, has been rubbed and re-rubbed by every link in the chain that binds It to monotonous existence. But do all of us profit by shifting tho scene, the charm of change? Hardly all. Tho man ot business strolling through the splendors of art or nat ure admires, to be sure, bnt longs for a peep into his ledger. The speculative man the man who longs to turn everything into gold stands upon the shore of the charmlnglake and figures out how much he could make by placing on its unruffled bosom a line of excursion steamers. The mechanical man the man who lives to overcome Nature's dividing lines by his genius gazes across the deep passes in the mountain chain and plans a mighty bridge to span it a monument to his mighty mind. Tho railroad engineer looks down to the base of the snow topped hills and In bin mind's eye sees the smoko from tho hidden locomotive, then aloft to watch it mingling with tho mists that shut out the glittering ice crowns. Tho man of the pen ho who is mind-sore and brain-fagged dreams out a romance while seeking solace in a spot made sacred by olden memories. The weary artist strolls through inspiring places, nor rests, nor tires, steallne scraps and longing for the old studio to place the finished whole upon the waiting canvas. So It goes. The brain and tho mind stick m the same old groove. The life we have lived follows us everywhere. Spite of will they toil on never changing, ever treading the old paths. To be sure some there be who get full rest tho thought-proof ones. They rest everywhere and at all times. Change of scene to them Is but a pastime, a monotony. But the active man the man who has fought and won, he of the wak ing mind, the tireless brain, sees the eye-pleasing pictures through the mist of thought a mist that gathers and thickens into a veil which completely obscures and finally obliter ates the impressions caught in the chase for change. So we drop back into the old groove. the old life. AVhen we solve the mystery we will get perfect rest Those who laugh right up to the edge of the grave go to sleep for the last time with a smile on their face. The man who kicks an inoffensive dog will strike a woman. The Congressional Record contains foot marks instead of marginal notes. It's bit or miss with the ball player all the time. Y stands for Beach, who took an oath, Z for Odell, who to speak Is loath; X stands for Humes, who gave Lew a tip. The whole solves the puzzle, now let her rip. Greek roots will not keep a man from starving. When you are courting a girl you never ac cuse her of talking too much. TnK lake port editors are jumping on the Erie Canal project. Of course this is what we must expect Anything that will help Pittsburg at the cost of those towns will bo ridiculed. Push tho canal project just the same. Pennsylvania, aye Pittsnurg alone, is rich enougn to dig the ditch without asking help from the outside. It will not cost the European powers any thing to protest against the tariff. Talk is on the free list The woman who can solve some of the pat tern plates published in the fashion journals has a great head for puzzles. Now Brooklyn is going to have a homemade census. Let's try it here, just for fun. She can paint she can crochet, She can parlez vous Francaise, She can sing like the flute-throated linnet; She is good at bowls and tennis, -1 But as a cook her name is Dennis, For I can absolutely state she isn't in it Fire low. A ricocheting ball hits hard, but a high one only whizzes overhead and leaves nothing behind to mark its passage. October is a raining beauty, to be sure. Bear in mind the fact that while yon are pointing out faults in others, some other per son is engaged in the same work, and you are the victim. AS soon as Congress adjourned and base ball closed the country became aware that it had a President Life can be woven to order. The shuttle is in your own hands. It's strange how a sly thief can pick a wo man's pocket after her hnsband wastes an hour or two vainly trying to find where it is located. The Rynder labor party does not need a pal ace car to travel over the State. One seat in a coach holds the movement and the baggage. The baseball managers are playing the same old game. A physiognomist can analyze a smile. So can a chemist Both may be found to contain a snake, too. Souk of the theatrical companies aro hang ing on by the bill boards. They will soon break up. If you tax yonr energy too much your health will bo the collector. There is an hour in childhood days Which young girls fondly bless; It's when they tightly pull their stays And don their first long dress. THE'first swallow sometimes makes a bum mer. An American in Germany got into jail through saying "I sneeze at your Emperor." William is not to be sneezed at This is the last week of the Exposition. Give it a parting crush. Crowds can't hurt it. If cannibals ever catch a burlesque actress they will havo to skin her twice. Smai,jminded people generally shrink out of sight A Boston girl has furnished her bald-headed lover with a wig made from her own hair. She must feel sure of his love, even if she only holds it by a hair. Our imports exceeded our exports about $5,000,000 last month. Next month the boot will be on the other foot Tariff will cause the shift The Iron men have left Pittsburg, but the Ironing men have arrived. The laundrymen have no dirty linen to display. This is where they differ from the politicians. Buck Kilgobe'8 boot is on exhibition at a .Texas fair. It's not often that a Congress gaiter grows so famous. Kennedy's "expunged speech" is out in pamphlet form. It's a sort ot Bob-tale supple ment to the Congressional Hecord. The New York papers are still asking, "Did Keminler suffer?" 'He didn't suffer one-third as much as his victim nor any moro than he deserved. An American lady in London wears her pearls in a rope around her waist She must be in peril when on parade. London thieves are desperate. IN daylight they. Bay its their dumpling, their dear, , Mamma laughs and calls It her joy; But when papa parades in the nigh( it 'is clear That he's not on good terms with his boy. PEorLE who augur disaster when all is pleasantness are pessimistic bores. ., WILUS WK1,E,, LAST WEEKJ0 VOTE. Popular Ballots for Exposition Visitors Dur ing the Last Six Da s. This is the seventh and last week ot the Ex position. The topical .voting pastime in augurated by The Dispatch will be continued till the close at its Headquarters, in the com modious space occupied by tho Brunswick-Balk-Collendcr Billiard Company. All attend ing the Exposition are requested to vote yes or no on the topics chosen, registering their votes in The Dispatch Poll Book, which opens and closes with the Exposition every day and night. TUESDAY'S VOTING TOPIC. Should the City Maintain a Bureau ofjlnforrua tion for tho Benefit of Visitors? Open to Lady and Gentlemen Voters. WEDNESDAY'S VOTING TOPIC Should Petty Criminals in Jail and Workhouse be Compelled to Work on the Public High way? Open to Lady and Gentlemen Voters. SOCIAL ALLIANCE. Tho Initial Wedding of the Week That of Mr. James Wakefield and Miss Anna It Lowry Some Other Social Events, Past and Future. Miss Anna Regis Lowry and Mr. James A. Wakefield led the grand wedding march for this week last evening at 8 o'clock. Iu the presence of a large number of guests in the spacious drawing room of the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Denholm the ceremony was performed that usiled these two yotng people, the significant words being pronounced by the venerable Rev. Samuel Wakefield, of West Newton, assisted by Rev. Charles B. Wake field, of Greenville. Pa., a brother of tho groom. The bride was radiantly beautilul in white silk, with white gloves and roses, and with her usual grace and dignity of carriage took her position with the manly groom in tho bower of roses where the ceremony was performed. The groom, a promising young attorney, is a son of Hon. David Wakefield and brother of Attorney Thomas R. Wakefield, of Uniontown, and of Samuel A. Wakefield, a successful busi ness man of the same place. To witness the nuptials came a large number ot former fellow students of the groom in the Allegheny Col lege, Meadville members of his chapter of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity, including Messrs. Will and Charlie Johnston, ot New Castle, and W E. Heiser and W. C. Demlng, both of Ken tucky. The wedding reception which followed the ceremony was very enjoyable, the various beautiful apartments of the Denholm home being fragrant with an abundance of cut flow ers arranged to delight the eye by Messrs. A. M. & J. B. Murdoch, and reverberating with delightful music by Gernert's Orchestra. The guests numbered about 200 and appeared in appropriate evening costumes. The festivities were continued until 11 o'clock, and included an elaborate supper served by Hagan, alter which Mr. and Sirs. Wakefield boarded an eastbound train to be abBent some days in visiting the different places oi interest, rney received, according to one of the guests, a "wholo avalanche" of presents, combining art silver, rare china and exquisite bric-a-brac, which will brighten up their new home wonderfully and be continual reminders of the many friends who presented them. MB. KEVIN'S LECTURE. Talented Musicians Listen to the Illustrated Talk at Carnegie Hall. The first of Mr. Ethelbert Nevin's series of "Nibelungcn Ring" talks, with piano illustra tions, was given yesterday afternoon in the lecture room of Carnegi Library building, AlUgheny, in the presence of a large num ber of the cultured society people and talentew. musicians or the city. On account of the noise from the street and tho dreary spaciousnes6 of tho hall, it was difficult to hear and understand perfectly the words of the speake and to obvi ate the unpleasant featnrea Mrs. Walter L. McClintock, of Ridge avenuo, graciously came to the rescue and tendered the nse of her hand Bonieidrawing room for the two remaining lectures of the series. This afternoon at 4:15 o'clock Mr. Nevln will speak about and play extracts from "Sieg fried," the. third of the four music dramas composing the "Ring." On Wednesday after noon the subject will be "Die Gotterdaom mernhg." TO EHTEETAIN THE ENGINEEBS. Arrangements for a Reception in tho Y. M. C. A. Building. The Pennsylvania Railroad department of thoY. M. C. A. is making great preparations for the reception which they will tender the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, next Friday evening, at tho Y. M. C. A. building. The brotherhood Includes abont 500 represen tatives, and Is international. On the occasion of the reception Mr. Thomas Pitcairn will make an address, as will also Mr. H. Kirk Porter and Mr. P. M. Arthur, one of the highest officers of the Brotherhood. Instrumental and vocal quartets will contribute tn the evening's pleasure, and Misses Kitty Hamin and Ruth Reuck, two talented young elocutionists will render several pleasing selec tions. A Uniform and Xfaton. The staff officers of the second brigade will present J. A. Dixon, the well-known drum major of the brigade band, with a uniform and handsome silver-mounted baton this evening. Mr, Dixon is one of the best-known and pop ular drum majors in the State.havlngbeen con nected with tho band for a number of years. He has filled numerous engagements in the East, among them being one with the famous Elgin Watch Company Band at the last Grand Army Encampment at Boston. A Banquet for tho Chief. The employes In the road department of the B. t O. line will banquet Chief Engineer Man ning at the Duquesne Saturday evening before bis departure tor Now York. Mr. Manning has been ill for several days. Social Chatter. The young ladies of the Wilkinsbnrg Re formed Presbyterian Church are making ex tensive preparations for an entertainment to bo given Friday evening at the residence of Mr. William Price, on South street There will be music, vocal and instrumental, recita tions and a well-served supper. Thepro.ceeds are to be devoted to the tund for the new church that is to be built next spring if enough money can be raised for that purpose. Cards were issued yesterday to tho wedding of Miss Etta Cochrane and Mr. Samuel Richie, the Secretary of the New York Life insurance Company. Tho wedding will be celebrated at the residence of the bride's parents, on Locust street, Wednesday evening, and a journey East will be taken by the newly made bride and groom, who are extensively known and popular young people. Romance again; this time the young daugnter of Harvey Henderson, Esq., and Frank H. Bailie, a rate clerk at the Pittsburg and Lake Erie general freight office, are the happy ones, and the parents of the young lady, especially the mother, tho unhappy ones. The young couple were married in the East somewhere, and will return to the city shortly. Mb. and Mrs. Richard B. WAEiNO.of Lon don, old Pittsburgers, are at present the guests of Mr. and Mrs, J. W. Marsh, at their lovely home, comer, of Fifth avenue and Halket street, Oakland, and with a desire to meet and not miss old friends will be "at home" every afternoon this week. A concert and organ recital at the Park Avenuo Presbyterian Church this evening will be an enjoyable affair. . Miss MaME Isihoff, of the East End, will marry Mr. sFrank Livingston, of Sewickley, this evening. THE Abbott-Bearl wedding to-day. Visitors Found Much to Interest Them. From the Wheeling Intelligencer. Tho visiting metallurgists saw in Pittsburg much to interest them, and 'they have not been niggardly of their praise. They havo also seen some things to criticise, and they have made their comments good naturcdly. They speak of such waste in our methods of manufacture as would not be tolerated with them, iron and steel wasted as though they had no value. This is perhaps one reason why some manu facturers prosper, some live from hand to mouth and some drop out of business, leaving creditors In mourning. Stopped by the Rain. Vice President Georgo Rice, of the Du auenes Traction road, went East last evening. He says tho work on the line was stopped yes terday on account of the rainbujt that the road will be duiii ana operated. OPERA AND COMEDY. Pauline Hall In Amorita My Annt Bridget Hearts of New York Variety and Other Amusements. "Amorita," with Miss Pauline Hall and a new opera company, were attractive enough to fill the Grand Opera House to the doors last night. The warmth of the applauste, and its continuance throughout the piece, showed moreover that the opera and those who ren dered it captured the people. "Amorita" goes beyond mere popular success; its artistic claims are more than respectable and no doubt the musical sldo ot It, which is far more im portant than most comic operas boast, will present greater attractions when orchestra and singers that were strange to each other last night become better ac quainted. "Amorita" is the work of Czibulkl. but much of the version that is given by Miss Hall's company must be attributed to the tal ented musician who conducted last night, Mr. Edgar S. Kelley. Taking it as a whole, "Am orita" contains more music of positive merit than is to be found In such works usually. There aro three or four airs that linger In one's ears.and the ensembles are noticeably dramatic The finale of the first act has a fine cumu lative effect, and that of the second, Mr. Kelloy's, is very striking. Mis3 Hall's first song in act 1 to Mr. Kelley's air "Sweet Memory,' Miss Weldon's entrance song, were both pretty, and a trio ra the second act, sung by Miss Hale, Miss Weldon, and Charles H. Drew "Don't Shout It So!" was the refrain was remarkable for the orchestration of the accompaniment as well as the vocal harmony. In the last act the opening chorus, a serenade, while very familiar, was well rendered, and tho duo by Miss Weldon and Mrs. Miller was de servedly encored. Nearly every number was redemanded, and the company was recalled at the close of the first and second act. "Amorita" is not a comic but a light opera. The comedy vein In it is slight, and the plot Is almost tragic in its Italian intensity. What the plot is need not be related here, but it deals with one of those intrigues that made Venice's politics extremely hot in the fifteenth century. A grand opera could bo built on the story of "Amorita." Tho title role is taken by Miss Homie Weldon, who has been seen here before In extravaganza, but whose voice, a fine soprano of great power and no little cultivation, is practically a revelation to Pittsburgers. Her singing is marked by ex cellent taste and abstention from merltrlcious methods. Miss Pauline Hall, very much slighter in form than she was last year, played the hero Angelo, and a very Charming boy of course, she made. She sang and acted with more spirit and generally good resnlts than wo ever remember before, and the andlenco en cored her songs liberally. Though she wore the advertised $25,000 diamond-studded dress in the second act; the white open blouse, with a black cloak lined in flame-crimson, which was her costume in the first act became her beauty tar more. Of the comedians it is more than gallantry that suggests the mention of Miss Rosa Cook, the 251 pounds of fomimnity in the role of Per pelua. Miss Cook was very funny indeed. Charlie Drew seemed a little distant In the first act, butin the second act he made the audience roar for 20 minutes. The comedy element in "Amorita" is no'.iceably weak, and entirely wanting for long stretches, but Mr. Drew really made tho most of all the fun. Mr. Miller played the tyrant ISombarda as a serious character, and sacg acceptably as before noted, but the part iu a comic opera should be intrusted to a low comedian. There was nothing striking in the minor characters' work perhaps the author's fault, for Miss Rachel Booth used to be a dashing soubrettc. ana ner sincie opportunity in "Amorita, brought her an encore. The chorus is very fair, and last night seemed to possess the un usual quality of being stronger in men's voices tnan women's. The orchestra did very well for the first night and for this and for the general smoothness and development of the musical part of the opera credit is duo to the indefati gable Mr. Kelley. The effect of his direction was manifest to everyone. There is just one unfavorable remark to be made: What necessity is there for allowing one or two jokes or very doubtful color to mar so clean and creditable a performance? The costnmes are very handsome, and the scenery about as fine as comic opera has ever had. The street scene, the palace chamber and the moonlit chapel and city vista are beautiful nieces of scene naintintr and stairn effect. The lights in the front of the house. nowever, snouiu nave neen lowered during tho last act, to permit the moonlit sky and iand scaDO to havo been seen to the fullest advant age. H. J. The Bijou Theater. The Bijou was packed last night with the ad miring friends ot "My Aunt Bridget" The farce-comedy is just what it was when last seen here, a good excuse for laugh ter. There are some new songs and busi ness, bnt tne honors remain as Defore, with Messrs. Monroe & Rice, Miss Nellie Rosebnd. Catherine Linyard and Mabel Fenton, while the whole company is equal to the emergency of a farce that consists of variety specialties strum; together on the slenderest thread of plot. The piece made a decided bit again, and the great audience laughed and apnlauded till tired. Harris' Theater. Tho regular patrons of the above popular house have a treat in store for thenvtbls week. If there is anything they delight in it is a lively melodrama, with plenty of thrilling situ ations, and in "Hearts of New York" they surely have all of that. Even the patrol wagon Is there and what vehicle that rattles along the street ever attracts more attention than the "hurry-up?" The plot of the play is an interestinc one, and there is enough of comedy sprinklod tbroughont to effectually re lieve the sombcrness of the heavy villains and their schemes. Miss Earle Remington io the sounrette, and a quaint one she is. If William E. Hincs would dispense with a trifle of his roughness and a few needless but exolosive expletives his comedy would be improved. Stanly Macy's unlifelike "shyster" lawyer is also in need of toning down. Otherwise the play is well acted and staged, and the accesso ries are very good. narry Williams Academy. Gus Hill's World of Novelties had ;troublo last evening half filling Grand Central Rink, and it will be a blessing when Harry Williams gots back into the Academy. The old barn is so large that 1,500 hundred people look like a small crowd and those in the back seats had considerable trouble seeing, let alone hearing the performers. Of course the in terest in the show centered in Gus Hill and his partner, Charles H. Hoey, both of whom havo learned several new tncks in the club-swinging business since the last appearance of the show here. The balance of the show is not calculated to set a crowd wild with enthusiasm, and the juvenile busi ness is being overdone in this country. Charles G. Seymour is clever In bis imitations of promi nent dramatic people, but his jukes could be dispensed uith as several of them have a large old-time acquaintanshiu here. Mr. Williams will open next week in the old place, which will be In shape for business by next Monday. Davis' Fifth Avenue Museum. The best thins at Manager Harry Davis' house this week is Prof. Burke's team ot per. forming animals. This includes a goat that turns somersaults and does many clever tricks, and a pair of dogs who put on the gloves and box. The clove fight between the canine Sul livan and Kllraln is very funny, and the au dience yesterday went wild over it The Ma cinleys' donble trapeze act, in which Mile. Lotta slides irom the ceiling to the stage upon a slack wire by her teeth: the singing of Miss Mabel Hudson, not improperly called the Brooklyn beauty; the De Haas' swinging of clubs while balanced on rolling skates and sev eral other good features are to be found in the theatrical entertainment. The big-headed boy and a number of other curiosities aro-also on exhibition. The World's Museum. If man is the direct descendant of the ape tho exhibition of tho three monkeys, father, mother and infant, at the World's Museum in Allegheny this week possesses peculiar inter est Anyhow the family of monkeys is worth seeing, for it is undeniable that baby monkeys are very seldom found outside tbeir native forests, and this baby monkey is decidedly cute. Moreover it is the first monkey born in Alle gheny comity. The museum is strong in ani mal exhibits this week, for besides tho monkeys thero are alligators, armadilloes and educated cockatoos. In the theater Miss Daisy Beverley and an adeanate company appear in a sensational drama of the most thrilling kind, called "Silver Bird, the Dead Shot" Mr. Scott Enjoys an Airing. From the Erie Dispatch. Baturday afternoon ex-Congressman William L. Scott took a carriage and forac hour or moro rode out in the open air, the first time since bis illness. He was about his house yesterday, none tho worse for his out-door exploit, and, had the weather not been to inclement bo would have repeated the trip. Dr. Charles Brandes, the attending physician, and the host of other friends of Mr. Scott rejoice in the steady improvement in the health of, our distin guished citizen. A Plttsbnrger's Father Dead, , rSPECIAUTELEOIIAJI TO THE DtSrATcn.l 1 Titusvim-e, October IS. A. H. Newell, father-in-law of Daniel O'Day and father ot John Newell, of Pittsburg, was buried in this place yesterday. Mr. Newell was 80 years of. age, ana, was very weu jugq ana respcciea ju this city. ii&ii&'aE&jMMi.'i! OUR MAIL POUCH. Morganza Defended What Is Needed. To the Editor of The DKcatcn : In Sunday's issue yonr editorial reference to the McNally case does an unintentional in justice to the Pennsylvania Reform School located at Morganza. That there aro some persons so constituted that there is no reforma tion possible is patent to every intelligent per son, and at the late convention of the National Prison Association, held at Cincinnati two weeks ago, some of the best men in charge of prison?, of large experience, who at the same timearedevotingtheirlives to the amelioration of the condition of prisoners and tbeir ultimate reformation, openly expressed the idea that such persons should be imprisoned like con firmed inebriates or insane people that is, for indeterminate periods. I have not the records of the Morganza Institution before mc, but from what McNally said I should judge that he was never an inmate of that Institution, bnt of the old House of Refuge. The government and methods of the latter were as distinct and separate from that of the present institution as the practice of modern medicine is from that of 50 and more years ago. The Morganza school system is second to none in this country, and the records show that 91 per cent, of the boys turn out to be good and useful men, filling posts of honor as good busi ness men, ministers of the Gospel, mechanics, physicians, artisans, etc. For obvious rea sons these are never heard of, but when one of the eight out of the hundred turns out bad the papers are full of his escapades and the public sneerlngly says "he Is a Morganza graduate." What I have said has reference only to the boys. The record for the girls, I am sorry to say. is bad. The establishment oi a separate State institution for them 'somewhere in the center of this Commonwealth, managed by women entirely, is a necessity.as our President in his reports for the past ten years has so clearly shown to tho Legislature. John N. Neeb. Allegheny, Pa., October 13. Idlewood Roads. To the Editor or The Ulspatcn: Please allow me a little of yonr space to publish a grievance that some Inhabitants of Idlewood have to put up with, especialy those who have tho misfortune to be compelled daily to walk up and down the so-called Woodlawn avenue Early las tfall certain philanthropic parties who own property long this road, decided to im prove the grade and make it an avenue worthy its high sounding name. Although this is a township road, the work was commenced and carried on, no doubt, without any regard to the enhansed valne to adjacent property. It was no doubt to them a "labor of love." Bnt here comes the grievance; for over 12 months the said parties have been working with that road, torn up the old path and boardwalk, and men, women and children who have the need daily of coming that way, ask.can nothing be done to compel those people to put the path in the same good condition as it was before they com menced to "exalt the valleys and make the rough places plain?" We want the Supervisor of Roads to investigate this matter. We pnt put up with great Inconvenience and discom fort during the wet weather of last fall and winter, but we shall not put up with it any longer. It is a crying shame to those who are responsible for the neglect 'Tis bad enough for men, bnt for the women whose duties call them out daily along this road 'tis simply dis graceful to leave it in the unfinished condition it is. Now, Mr. Supervisor, look this matter up and see that folks do their dutv, or we shall know tho reason why. Citizen. Idlewood. October 13. Referred to the Proper Person. To the Editor of The Dispatch: As you (like Solomon) are always ready and willing to answer Intricate problems, here is one, the answer to which will be a satisfaction to sundry persons in the neighborhood: What is the connoctlon between the Pittsburg Fire Department and the Pittsburg Natltoriam? The "D. P. S." wagon No. 2 does a great amount of hauling for the Natltorlum. Who pays for it? Please answer and relieve our minds. Mail Boy. Pare: Place, October 1L In Charge of the Gas Display. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you oblige me by making a correction in regard to an item in Saturday's Dispatch? The gas display at Haye station on Friday evening, 10th inst, was in charge of George N. Kerby, assistant superintendent of the Cam bria company, at Jon ns town, and formerly with Hunt & Clapp. who was specially invited by the Executive Commute, through Captain Hunt, to come down and attend to it. Homestead. October 13. X. That Curve Problem. To the Editor of the Dispatch: There are more linear feet in the outside rail than the inside. When the outside wheel strikes the curve the inside wheel is thrown back and slides. As both wheels are fastened on to the axle tight it is Impossible for one to turn taster than the other. H. T.A. Allegheny, October 11. Co nsnlt Advertisements in This Issue. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you kindly inform me the name and address of a respectable employment office where a young woman would likely meet some lady from the East End or Oakland, requiring a children's maid? Stranger. Pittsburg, October 13. Who Can Tell? To the Editor of The Dlsnatch: To decide a bet please answer through your colums if the town of Middlesborougb, York shire, England, as by any act recently passed become a town and county In itself. Constant Reader. Southside, October 13. To Open School To-Morrow. The directois of the Blind Institnte met yes terday afternoon. Superintendent Jacobs was present, having arrived from Indianapolis. He stated that the school would open at 9 o'clock to-morrow morning. STATE POLITICAL NOTES. Wheeling News, (Ind): There is a Wolf e loose In Mr. Quay's sheep-fold. Altoona Times (Dem.): The Independent Republicans are supporting Mr. Pattison for two reasons becauso ho Is competent and be cause ho is honest. Wheeling Intelligencer (Rep.): Pennsyl vania's political pot gets a fresh firing every day. The Keystone State has not had such a rumpus as this for many a year. The end of the battle cannot be seen through the smoke. McKean county has a normal Republican majority of about 1,200. A prominent oil pro ducer from' that county who is now in the city says that the county will give a Democratic majority of 500. He claims that over 600 names have been secured for the Independent Re publican movement who will voto for Mr. Patlison, besides nearly 000 who will not sign the paper but will support the reform can didate. Harrisburg Patriot (Dem.): Mr. Dela mater. if he desires to preserve his manhood, should lose no time -in calling the Allegheny county man to account His failure to do so will be an admission of Mr. Rutan's claims and a practical acknowledgment of the truth of the charges against him. There Is only one course open for him, and that Is to prosecute the author of the letters for libel. It will not do for him to say that ho cannot obtain Justice. An assertion of that kind is an admission of the weakness of his position. DEATHS OF A DAY. Thomas D. Ward. The death or Thomas D. Ward at Wilkinsbnrg yesterday morning was a sad blow to his parents and caused a shock to hundreds ot people who knew and esteemed the young man. Three weeks ago he fell Into a quarry at Brinton and sustained severe injuries. Ills right leg was shattered at the knee, and even had he lived he would have been a cripple Tor life. He suffered Intensely for the three weeks but early yesterday morning the blood poisoning thathad set In culminated in an exhaustion from which ha could not rally. Ue was In hl twenty-second year.and was very popu lar In Wllklnsburg and vicinity. HewasabrUht Dullness mm until his fatal accident. The funeral will Ute place to-morrow at I P.M. Kev. John Burnett will conduct the services at the residence of tho parents of the deceased, on l'enn avenue, 'iho remains will be Interred In Unlondale Ceme tery. - Prof. Thorold Rogers. London, October 13. -James K. Thorold Kogcrs, professor of political economy at Oxford Univer sity, died to-day at Oxford. He was an ex-member ot Parliament for Sonthwarr, and was Took a professor of economic sciences and statistics at King's College, London. He was one or the best known lecturers In England, and was universally rccoznlzed a one or tho leadlnr authorities .on economic subjects. His published works on these themes werr muiiernu and profound. Ills jrreAt cstwork. and the one which more than any other esiabllshed his reputation. Is his History or Agriculture and Prices In England from lSaOto -ITir If uhuh wna pnmnlled from original and co- temporaneous records. He .became professor of is; toimcai economy at vwsu tu una w vwumw e was a KadlcaL, CDRI0DB CONDENSATIONS. At the end of 1889 Belgium numbered 6,003,738 Inhabitants. A scientist is said to have discovered an insect with 11,000 eyes. Liverpool is 201 miles distant from London by the shortest railway. The New York Central Eailroad has 26 women employed as station agents. The quantitv of coal carbonized per year In the United Kingdom is 10.600.000 tons. The Mohommedans of India number no less than 50,000.000 of Her Majesty's sub jects. The latest idea in Boston weddings is to have the pulpit draped to match the bride's costume. Berlin drank in 1889 2G9,247,100 quarts or beer that h about 150 quarts to every man, woman and child. Kid, reindeer skin and Russia leather are much used for trimming ladies' shooting and travelingdrcsses. A New York Italian fruit vender has the following sign displayed over his stand; "Chois Kallforny Graps." The wonderfully cosmopolitan city of New York is said to number 600 native Armen ians among its population. In a biographical dictionary of Russian authors recently issued, 1,000 pages are devoted to those whose name begin3 with A. It is stated that the completion of the Panama Canal will take at least 20 years, and involve an expenditure of 120,000,000. Seals have good appetites. It is calcu lated that JO.00O.0CO pounds of fish a day are re quired to feed the fnr seals that the United States want to protect A lawsuit begun 200 years ago has just been decided by the Imperial Courts at Leipslc It was between the city of Lubeck and Meck lenburg, and concerned the possession of lands on the river Trave. Justices of the Peace were first ap pointed in England by Edward IIL, in the year 1327. and in 13G0-1 they were empowered to try felonies, while their wages were fixed by Richard IL in 13S9. The total number of barrels of beer brewed in the United Kingdom in the Tear ending March 31, 1SS9. was 23,611.793. Of these 2.316.082 barrels were brewed in Ireland, and 1,485.709 in Scotland. The Czar has three sets of police to watch over him. The Ordinary or Third Sec tion Police; the Palace Police, under the Con troller of the Household: and the Private Bodv Police, whose chief takes his orders from the Czar in person. The smallest piece of money in Mon tana is a "bit." "Two bits" make a quarter, which purchases a drink of whiskv and a cigar. Higher wages are paid there for unskilled la bor than in any other State, butthere is enough gambling and drinking prevalent to offset the increase in wages. There is a married man in Atlanta, Ga., who wears eyeglasses with a golden rim. His wife wears eyeglasses, too, and the two pairs are iust alike. They are the parents of threo children, the youngest being ten years of age, and each of the children is near-sighted. They wear eyeglasses, too. The Springfield (Mass.) Union says that the best and finest silk waterproofs ara made In Rbodo Island, bnt on account of the foolishness of American customers they havo to be sent to London and stamped with an English trademark and resbipped to this coun try as English goods. Brakeman Sam Harris, ot Laramie, was on the top of a freight car ot a Union Pacific train running between Wilcox and Rock Creek, Wyo.. when the top of the car was torn off by a strong gale. He was sent sailing over trees, as well as telegraph wires. He was found several hundred yards away fatally injured. While swimming in the Marine dock, St Louis, a few days ago, Richard Jackson felt a sharp, stinging pain in his leg and thought he was bitten by a snake. Dressing himself, ho was on bis way home, when be fell, screaming in agony. Investigation disclosed that tho "snake bite" was a two-inch sliver of wood. A lady returning to her home in Cur son's Mills. Mass., on Monday, was greatly as tonished to see a live pickerel weighing about IX ponnds drop in the road at her feet. Look ing, she discovered hovering about the spot a large American eagle, which had evidently se cured the fish from one of the neighboring" brooks. After being lost in the woods, near St Cloud, Minn., far nine days, little Tommy O'Rourke was discovered by a searching party. Ue was nearly famished, and had subsisted en tirely upon acorns and water. That the child should have survived is considered little short of a miracle by those conversant with the cir cumstances. A man at Toccoa, Ga., has been totally blind from infancy and has not been educated; yet, it is claimed, possesses unusual intelligence and can solve difficult mathematical problems. "He can tell day from night by the atmosphere and when traveling can tell when be is passing objects some distance from the road, such as a house or tree. The following conglomerate sign ap pears, not in a frontier town as might be sup posed, but over a store in New York City: "George A. Eavres, dealer In general merchan dise. Undertaking In all its branches. Em balming promptly attended to. Lumber, lath, shingles, clapboards, etc., sawing to order. Blacksmithing, repairing, wagons of every de scription." The new automatic machine now used for stamping in the New York postofflco will cancel, postmark, count and stack the letters and postal cards at the rate of about 25,000 per hour. In two hours and two minutes It can celed, postmarked, counted and stacked 48,130 letters and postal cards, of which 21,000 were letters. The machine is driven by an electric motor, but it can be run with loot power like a small printing press. Among the numerous magnetic separ tors, one of the most remarkable is that for the extraction of iron from the sea sand. It is" stated that ordinary sea sand contains from 5 to 7 per cent of iron, enough to give a large excess over cost of extraction. The machine consists of a cylinder, whose surrace is com posed of electro-magnets, revolving on the inside of an endless canvas belt. The sand is rt tho hsit. and a soray of water separates the particles, the iron being retained by the powerful electro-m?gnets. and carried off on the belt to a reeeptable at the other end. while the sand falls into the trough below. LIVE ENGLISH JOKES. "Don't you know, prisoner, that it's very wrong to steal a pig?" fI do now, your honor. They make such a row." "Is your brother still pursuing the law?" "He was till last spring." "And now?" The law Is arter him." "Mamma, do butlers go to heaven?" "Yes, darling, ir they are good." "Oli, I'm so glad, because I was wondering If Wilkinson wasn't there who would bring up the coffee." Old lady (to boy dragging a child along) Oh. you bad boy, dragging him along like that. S'posln' you were to kill him? Bad boj Goon. Don't care. Got another in doors. Native Yees, zur; this road will take you to Crimp ton. Tired Tourist Oh, I'm so Jolly glad: I shall sit down and be taken, then. I was not aware tha you had movable roads In this part. Bloodgood "Well, how did yonr bet with Miss Soutbmayd come out? Travis It resulted in a tie. Bloodgood Why, how could that be? Travis-I had to marry her. "Johnny, wouldn't you like to do a doc tor," said a doctor to'bls son. 'So, father." 'Why not, my son?" "Why, father, I couldn't even kill a fly.1 Mr. Iratepa Got a terrible slow horse. Btablckeeper Yes, lust one. Mr. Iratepa Have him 'round at my house at 10 o'clock to-night. One of my daughters is going to elope, an' I've got to make a show ot catching her. A little Girl remarked to her mamma on going to. bed: "I am not afraid of the dark." 'No, of course you are not," replied her mamma. "I was a little afraid once, though, when I went Into the pantry to get a tart" 'Whatwere you afraid of?" asked the mamma. 'I was afraid I shouldn't ba able to And the tarts." CREMATION 80X0. Don't lay me on the river bank, amid tha fragrant flowers. Or where the grass Is watered by the early sum mer showers; But pot mo In the kitchen range, and open wide the damper, And tnen my vaporous remains can up the chim ney scamper. M( from London Span Xowntt