THE nTTSBTTRG- DISPATCH, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1890. f igirafclj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. IS48. VoLfi, o. ai -Entered at Pittsburg l'osloffice.t Hovembr 11, ls. as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithflold and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing' House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE, ROOMS, TRIBUNE BUILDING, NEW TURK, where complete files of THE DISl'ATCH can always be jound. Foreign aavertisers appreciate the con venience. Home advertisers and friends of TI1E DlSl'AICH, -while In New York, are also made vielcorae, THE DISPATCH is regularly on sale a Srentano's, 5 Union Square, Sew York, and 17 Ave -de r Opera, Pans, France, inhere any. one who has teen disappointed at a hotel neirs stand can obtain it TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. ruTAGs rnzK in the united states. iJAILT dispatch. One 'rear. I SCO AILTDltPATCH, l'cr Quarter 100 Daily Dispatch, One Mouth 70 Daily Dispatch, includln:Sunday, lrear. 3000 DAILY" Dispatch, inclcdingSunday.Im'ths. 150 Daily Dispatch. Including fcunday.lnionth 90 Sunday Dispatch, One Year IM V lxkly Dispatch, One Year 13 The Daily Dispatch is delivered bycarriersat ::cents per week, or Including fcunday edition, ro cents per week. riTTSBURG. TUESDAY. OCT. 7. 1S90. A SENSIBLE RECONSIDERATION. Common Council behaved sensibly yes terday in reconsidering the postponement of the option for a park entrance, and in ac cepting the extremely liberal offer of Mrs. Schenley. "We have heretofore considered just grounds of complaint from the South side and other sections on the score of bad water, poor streets and toll bridges. But these grievances would not be the sooner rectified by throwing over the shoulder an opportunity to purchase, lor one-fourth of its market value, a piece of ground which is essential to a fit entrance to Pittsburg's magnificent new park. On the contrary, while largely by the circumstance of situation, the East End of the city has been getting the most and the finest improvements, the very character of these will quickly inspire betterments for what are now less favored districts. The park is something for the whole city. It was impossible to have it on the Sonthside, or in Lawrenceville. or any other place but wnere it is. 'i una uvcu uiteu fjiaubivauj as a gilt; and the entrance is almost a gift, too. To have refused the acceptance of either would have been the height of stupidity. "We are glad that Common Council retraced its steps. SPECULATIVE STATESMEN. There are some intimations floating around concerning the profits that have been made out of speculation on the strength of a measure passed at the late fcession of Congress which, if started by a Democratic journal or one of the bated independent sort, would be denounced as scurrility. Cut as they come from the itraightest sect of the Republicans it is natural to conclude that there must be some thing in them which the public will have to recognize. The Cleveland Leader, whose idea of political journalism is to express a hatred for Democrats and Mugwumps equal to that which a certain personage has for holy water, manifests a praiseworthy joy because the "speculators in silver have come to grief" by the drop of last week. It con cedes that "those who bought early and xsold out two weeks igo did make money;" but it has a very clear and sensible idea that the fellows who have been nianipulat ing the market by the leverage afforded in the 6ilver legislation of Congress deserved to encounter a financial smash. "Who these speculators are the Leader does not state; but the St Louis Globe-Democrat, another strictly loyal Republican organ, throws bome light on that point as follows: The rise of silver lias put into the pockets of Senators and Representatives of this Con gress 81.O00.on0. The largest amount of in dividual profit is S275.000. That goes to tho credit of a Western Senator. The smallest amount is 3iOuO, inch will help out the cam paign expenses of a Western Representative vlin finds it hard work to make both ends meet on his salary. Twelve Senators and fifteen Rcprrsenatives participate in this handsome clean-up of a sure-thing speculation." The statement that this Congressional silver ring has cleaned up its speculation makes the Globe-Democrat's statement fit in with the Leader's to the effect that they are the people wko "did make money." The picture thns drawn by the indisputable authority ot the organs, of 27 of our states men enacting laws with their left hands and letting their right hands know of it to the uxteut of dividing up of a million dollars, is extremely striking, but hardly salutary. Until the exposure is more definite. Let us hope that our organic cotemporaries will call upou their representatives in Congress to move for an investigation into this profitable deal. CISriN'XATl TO HE PURIFIED. Governor Campbell, of Ohio, means to make an attempt to give Cincinnati a better form of city government.no matter whatparty suffers. He has called an extra session of the Legislature for next week and an nounces his determination to bring bis plans to focus before the election. There are signs that Governor Campbell trill receive the support of the Republicans to some extent Jn this proceeding and this trill offset the opposition of a certain section of his own party. Governor Campbell ought to have the assistance of every honest man in Ohio if it is made clear that lie wants to give the cliief city in the State what she has never had a fair chance to govern herself. A QUESTIONABLE PROCEEDING. If the statements are true of a reduction of wages in the silk manufacturing con cerns of Paterson, N. J., the proprietors of those concerns are in urgent need of a sharp lesson on "the necessity of a little decent respect lor public opinion. The tariff bill, just passed, made a decided advance in the duties on silk goods, avowedly for the pur pose of en bling good wages to be paid to the operators in those concerns. Yet the ink is hardly dry on the signatures of the bill berore the report comes that a reduction of 10 per cent has been ordered in the wages of the ribbon weavers in one of the largest silk ribbon mills of that place, and of 25 per cent in another. It is not by anyyneans certain that an ad vance in duty must be followed by an ad vance in wages in the protected industry. The Dispatch has always discouraged the use of specific arguments that the enact ment of certain measures will immediately produce prosperity; because it ignores half a dozen other causes such as slackness of demand, monetary stringency, or any other of the internal factors which may cause stagnation, wholly independent from the tariff question. If this reduction in wages had been made at almost any other time, it might have been credited to such independent reasons; but, made as it is, it is certainly a very singular proceeding. .Noth ing has been heard of any especial stagna- Wkm tion in the silk trade. Even if that interest were depressed the fact remains that these concerns were able to pay their old wages until the inception of new conditions, the effect of which cannot be exactly estimated, but which are reasonably expected to pro duce better prices and the ability to pay good wages. It is a natural conclusion then, that these manufacturers waited uutil they got what they wanted out of the tariff bill and then when the danger of producing an unfavor able effect on legislation was past, proceeded to cut down.wages. The wanton disregard of public opinion shown by such an act is rivaled by the stupidity of failing to per ceive that the reduction made in that way will injure the cause of protection more with the people than if it had been made frankly and honestly while the tariff bill was under consideration. No one can demand that manufacturers shall pay losing wages. But protected in dustries shonld have enough respect for the principles of protection to give the duties a fair chance to demonstrate their effect before they proceed to cut down wages on advanced duties. PLUTOCRACY AND DEMOCRACY. A recent remark of ex-Secretary Bayard in a speech at "Wilmington, concerning the power of wealth in this conntry and the growing spirit of "plutocracy and not de mocracy," arouses the dissent of the New York Sun. That able journal argues that the power of the Government is retained in the hands of the mass of voters, each of whom "is possessed of the same sovereign power-that belongs to every other citizen, whether rich or poor. A plutocracy cannot rise under such circumstances." This is indisputable as to the form of our Government, but still it leaves Secretary Bayard's view unrefuted except by dogmatic assertion. Unfortunately the form of our Government and the letter of our Constitu tion do not determine the spirit or the prac tice by which laws are passed or adminis tered. It is the most familiar lesson of his tory that governments which avow one form frequently drift by practice into something radically different. Bome preserved the nominal pretense of a republic long after the empire was absolute. France retained the same name after the military dictator ship of the First Consul was established be yond dispute. The English aristocracy swayed the legislation and policy of Great Britain for a century and a half, during which time the executive was nominally a heriditary monarch who could do no wrong because he had no power, and the legisla tive power was vested in the House of Com mons, nominally elected by the people, but actually named by the great nobles. Tho fact that the Constitution designates the sources of political power does not deter mine the real character of the governing power unless the spirit and letter of that in strument are faithfully and sincerely obeyed. "What Secretary Bayard said did not dis pute the power of the democracy as nomi nally fixed by the Constitution, but re ferred to the spirit which is influential in governing our legislation and administra tion. If great corporations can marshal their hosts of employes to the polls, to vote for their selected legislative agents, the power of the popular vote to that extent does not maintain democracy intact against the encroachments of plutocracy. If capi tal can shape legislation for its especial ad vantage by influencing the representatives of the people, or if, where they cannot, they can ignore and nullify the laws that are passed, the form of government may be democratie; but the actual governing power is, as Secretary Bayard says, that of plutocracy. It would be too much to assert that the powerof wealth is the only onegoverning this country: but the cases in which it has made exactly the above encroachments upon pure democracy are too prominent to blink the fact that the tendency in that di rection is one of the most immi nent perils to popular government. The presence of the issue would hardly be more manifest than it is in Pennsylvania. "When great corporations are practically nullifying constitutional and statute law, it is hard to conceal the fact that the governing spirit in that case is not the popular power which enacted those laws, but the plutocratic power which overrides the enactment. "When a candidate for Governor is unable to perceive anything serious in his own violation of a constitutional provision, it is high time, if the Epirit of democracy is to be preserved as the governing power, for the people to assert that the fundamental law must be respected, both in letter and spirit. No more vital issue can be presented to the people of this country than the one whether the democratictfbrm of our Govern ment shall be maintained as a vital force, or whether the plutocratic spirit shall be permitted to sway our elections, legislation and administration. The outcome of the present campaign will have a decided bear ing on that issue. The reported discovery of gold in "Wy oming would have raised a great sensation a short time ago: but since the silver bill has begun its work of making everybody rich, of coarse no one will havo any nse for gold, and the discarded metal can temain untouched in the mountains of Wyoming. It is satisfactory to learn that the Secre tary of the Navy has taken action to somewhat limit the rich pasturage which a San Francisco concern had prepared to enjoy in that provi sion that one of the battle ships must be built on the Pacific coast. He has notified the Union Iron Works that it can build one of the vessels if it does so at the Cramps' figures, plus $160,000 for freight on the materials. That snm is a big allowance to offset the cost of a voyage around Cape Horn; bat as it is $60,000 less than the point at which the San FranciRco concern set Its stakes, it is something of a miti gation. Rev. David Swing is quoted as saying that be will be "glad of tho dawn of the day when every minister has a smooth face." This seems to be in favor of the time when it will not be considered necessary for the youthful preachers to tarry at Jericho until their beards are grown. SlGNOB Crispi's declaration that the burdensome competition of the European powers in keeping np their armaments, gives the United States a great advantage in indus trial competition, points out a fact that bas already been fully appreciated by our states men. The leaders, at the last session, seem to have determined that they will take no unfair advantage of those poor European govern ments, and therefore made a heroic effort to keep the expenditures of this Government as high as those of any power in Europe. That "Washington discovery that Mr. Reed bad pounded the wooden surface of the Speaker's desk into splinters, shows a stern determination to keep up the Speaker's repu tation in line with the feat of Kllgore, in pro ducing a similar effect on the door of the House. The fact that the contract for the Wash ington memorial arch at New York bas been let, affords the Tribune of that ,city an oppor tunity for praising the publloplrit of tbe me tropolis, which in two years has raised 100,000 lor u purpose, liiB jwurc nguu; rectus I this as the most effective answer to the jibes it I New York. It is to be hoped that New York will work itself up to giving a similarly effect ive answer to the jibes concerning the Grant monument, Tllfc Cincinnati City Councilmen evi dently nave been training themselves for such broad fields of national statesmanship as the New 1 ork Legislature for getting up a tariff congress. The Chicago papers have been support ing the action of the city authorities in "refus ing to have natural gas thrust upon us," as the Herald puts it. In view of recent experience theyare justified in their position. They will thus avoid the future labor of correctiug the persistent fabrications of envious cotemporar ies all over the country, that natnral gas bas given out. Ik abusing President Harrison for accept ing the invitation ot the humbler class of citi ensto visit Richmond, the Richmond Slate succeeds in demonstrating its own snobbery. Five thousand miles of railway bnilt in 4 1S90, shows that the work of extending the rail way system has not been wholly abandoned. As the capital of the new road is put at enough to build ten thousand miles, it also proves that the other industry of manufacturing fiat securities Is also maintaining its existence. PEOPLE IN GENEBAL, Ex-Governor ST. John is still on the Michigan rostrum. George Vanderbilt's ambition is to col lect the finest library in America. When Nicholas Luning, a San Francisco capitalist, died, be left 50u, 000 to found a free hospital near Hamburg, Germany. The rich Baron de Hirsch bas sent 20,000 to Montreal, to be applied to tbe benefit of the refngee Russian Hebrews In Canada. It is generally understood that Mrs. Potter Palmer will be chosen as presiding officer of the Board of Lady Managers ot the World's Fair. Tennyson is said to write many short poems, but his own judgment is that tbe publication of them would not help his fame, and they are pigeon-holed or destroyed. A description of Will Carleton, the popu lar poet, says he looks more like a soldier than like a poet, as be is tall, broad-shouldered, handsome and always nicely dressed. Fremont, ex-President Hayes' bome, is tbe only town in Ohio, so far reported, which shows a falling off in population. The fact is interest ing but devoid of the element of surprise. William E. Russell, nominated for Gov ernor of Massachusetts by tbe Democratic con vention, is only 32 years of age, yet this is tbe third time ho bas been the candidate of his party for the office, William Walter Phelps, United States Minister to Germany, now at home on leave of absence, has accepted an invitation to be present at a reception given by the Englewooa Club, wbich will take place this evening. The aged Grand Duchess Alexandrine is the only living sister of tho late Emperor William. Although 89 years old sbn is active and strong. She is very democratic In her tastes and fre quently drives about among the people in a plain little donkey cart. B0ADS GHOWING W0BSE. A Thoronch System of Itenalr nnd Super vision nn Abvolito Necessity, From the Oil City Derrick. There was a road meeting at Pittsburg last week. One speaker said: "Let us have a practical man for supervisor, let him hire men to do the work and pay them in cash, not orders on somebody for taxes, and let every dollar of the taxes be paid in cash. Our roads are growing worse all the time." That is good sensible talk. Tbe State wants better roads. It makes no difference bow mncb tbe railroad system' are developed, there is all the -i-rci need for good roads. It will cost much to put tbe roads in good condition and the State should aid in the work, but after the roads are built, there will be no difficulty nnde an effective system such as the above of keep ing the roads in good order. A thorough system ot road repair and super vision is an absolute necessity for the Com monwealth. 10 MODIFY THE STANDARD. Difficult to Mnko Steel That Will, Fill All the Requirement. imOU A STAFF COBREEPONDE3TT. Washington, October 6. Notwithstanding the fact that tbe standard of steel used by the Government is fixed by law. it is probable that tho result of the conference to be held soon will result in lowering tbe standard. By changes in specifications and in the manner of testing, the practice of tbe Government bas of itself, it is asserted, raided tbe standard much above thai required by law, in so much that it is almost impossible to make steel which will in every way meet the demand. It is said to be probable, therefore, that some modification of the standard will be made which will In no wise reduce It below that re quired oy law. but whicb will in some measure relieve manufacturers from extraordinary re quirements. CUT BATES MET. As a Remit Pneicncers Can Trnvel From M. Louis to New York for S13. St. Louis, October 6. The Ohio and Missis sippi and the Vandalia to-day met the 3 rate to Cincinnati and return, previously announced by the Big Four, and tile three roads are now sell ing tickets both ways at that rate. Tbe Ohio and Mississippi also annonnced a rate of one fare for the round trip from Louisville, Bur lington, Hannibal, Quincy and Peoria. The same road is now selling ticket from St, Louis to points East at the following rates: New York, SIS: Boston, S16; Philadelphia, 11 05; Baltimore and Washington, 10 25: Albany, N. Y., 13: Waverly, $10 25: Buffalo and Salamanca, 10: Jamestown. N. Y.. 9; Pittsburg and Clevelanu, 8; Colnmbus and Dayton, 1 15; Galllon, 5 50. TALKED FOB TARIFF BEF0BM. Alexander McCnndlrss Addresses tho frover Cleveland Democratic Soclctr. Quite a largo crowd was present at the regu lar monthly meeting of tbe Grover Cleveland Democratic Society last evening. 1 ho feature was the tariff address of Mr. Alexander Sic Candless, of Allegheny, who handled the sub ject from a Democratic standpoint in a manner that was both interesting and instructive. The speech was quito lengthy, but the audience re mained to bear the entire talk. Considerable routine business was transacted looking to the advancement of tbe interests of ex-Governor Pattison in this campaign. AERTAT. NAVIGATION. A Corporation to Construct Passenger and Freight Airships.' Springfield. III., October 6. Among tbe articlesof incorporation filed with the Secre tary of state to-day were those of the Mount Carmel JKronautic Navigation Company, at Mount Carmel, for tbe construction and opera tion of air vessels for the transportation of passeneers and freieht. Capital stock, 20,000,000. A Pittsburger Blarrird. rsFECTAX, TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH. 1 . Newark, O., October 6. Rev. Henry O. Johnson united in marriage at 6 o'clock yester day. Mr. William Bradley Burt, of Pittsburg, and Miss Portia Isabella Penny, daughter of G. W. Penny, and a leading society lady. DEATHS OF A DAY. William K. Hart. . Mr. William B. Hart, tne well-known banker and broker, died Sunday evening at bis residence on North Highland avenne. For tho past three years Mr. Hart has been connected with his son-in-law as broker In real estate, bonds, mortgages and stocks. He has also been Treasurer of the Monongahela Navigation Company. Up to within the last few years the deceased was in the bank Ins business solely, being a member of the firm or Hanna, Hart & Co., and later tbat or Hart, Caughey & Co. He was married to Margaret I.., daughter of the late Dr. George McCOok. Mr. Bart's daughter Is the wife or Jsaies M. Wilkin son, and his son. W. K. Hart, Jr. , Is connected with the becond National Bank. William Mejrrnw. Yesterday afternoon William Megraw, the well known -young Allegheny contractor, died very suddenly at the residence or a relative with whom he was temporarily stopping on Wilson avenue. He had been in good health a week ago. He had a hemorrhage -yesterday, and before medical aid could relieve lilm he expired. He was known to a. large circle of business men In both cities, and was very popular. He served a short term In Al- I legheny Council, from tbe Fourth ward, some , lew years ago. us was anoui m years 01 age ana unmarried. I OUR SHORT STORIES. A BRAND-NEW FAD. A beand-new fad as just struck our city amidships. It came direct from "Lunnon" without stopping off, as usual, at the coaling station opposite Jersey City. A young blood, with Board-of-Trade affilia tions, bas been an a trip to the "h'oldcoun tree." He ranged around there fdr about two months and of course "took in" everything in tbat lengthened period. About ten days ago1 he returned, find with bim came "tbe very latest." Mr. (well, say) Bnllbear belongs to a well known young buck club whose main specialties are nocturnal discussions of Jack Pott's symp toms and the impinging of hardwood cues with polished ivory spheres. t The night of his return Mr. B. made his ap pearance at the club and received an effusive welcome. He ."was heartily complimented on rapidly acquired "Hlngllsh accent" and cheeky perfection of bis "himported" duds. In due time he took down his '.'stick" to play a game of cushion caromsand as a prelim inary peeled off bis Bond street cutaway. Very few "bones" had been scored on the string before quite a crowd flocked around tbe table. The center of attraction was not the game, but something entirely "outre" in the cuff fastenings of the tourist. Curiosity and low-toned comment increased, and finally the entire membership in tbe house were on the spot. "Say, Ted," blurted out one of the explorer's familiars, "tbat must have been an expensive trip. I see you've bad to soak your diamond cuff buttons." Mr. B. bad thoroughly enjoyed the rising ex citement With a nonchalantly elegant air ho dropped his cue and turned around to answer his chum. "I expected some duck would mako a crack of tbat sort," be commenced, smiling good bunforedly but contemptuously. "Cut then you fellaws daun't know nanthing. D'ye see these cuffers? Well, that's the vairy lattist. In Lunnon h'evcrybody as is h'anybody 1 b'up to tbe wrinkle, but, of cawrse, you fellaws awe away behind tbe decade." The excitement at once rose to a feverish point and the proud possessor ot the "cullers" was literally taken by the arms by everybody while the articles were examined. They were peculiar and odd, very odd, in face, entirely dissimilar. On tbe right wrist was an immense silver affair (mnch larger than a standard dollar) with a raised leaf design of fine execution. The left wrist cuff was fast ened with a plain gold button about the size and general style of those usually used for at taching a collar to the shirt. The contrast be tween tbe two "cuffers" was striking to a de gree. Mr. B. was pressed to give the pedigree of tho new departure, and after keeping the crowd in suspense for awhile, consented. "H'of cawrse, Til h'open your y'eyes. Ycr see while Tummy was in Monte Caro 'e h'used to play billiards sometimes at the Casino. One h'afternoon 'e lost one b'of 's cuffers, and when 'e took h'off 'is cutaway the cuff was h'open. When the game was h'over and 'e wanted to skip 'e 'ad to borrow a culler and the b'only one 'e could get was a collar button. The look h'ot the two h'odd cuffers caught Mm and 'is crowd and 'o kept on wearing 'em. The thing soon got around, and now h'everybody as 'is h'anybody h's wearing h'odd cuffers tiie h'odder tbe better. These aro beauties. I bought 'em at Emanuels b'on Bund street and they cost like 'ell." This anthentic narrative of Tummy (vul garly known as Albert Edward, Prince of Wales) also caught the club crowd, and "h'odd cuffers, the h'odder tbe better," are now almost indispensable as a bauge of membership. The new fad was also voted tbe correct thing in in other quarters and bas begun to spread rapidly. Here is a chance that occurs only once in a life time. All ye of aristocratic or hoi-polloi circles who have an accumulation of "h'odd cuffers" and who has not? now is your oppor tunity to be right in the swim. The new de parture "goes" for both sexes, it being only In dispensable tbat the large enffer bo worn on the right wrist and the small one ontbe left. HE WAS A FATHER HIMSELF. tie was an old man, bent and gray. In spite of his unkempt appearance and his poor, faded clothes there was a certain nobility in his face tbat could not bnt attract the casual ob server. He sat in th j ante-room of the police court, together with a score o: other prisoners. Upon bis knees be held a littl girl, whose un cared for appearance could not hide her child ish prettiness. She leaned against his breast, and on her head there fell now and then a great tear. "What oo cryin' for, popperf" the little girl would say, when some of these tears crept be yond her tumbled curls and crept down ber forehead. Even tbe sottish crowd about them grew respectful. Tbe two were so pathetic. Finally tbe man's namo was called, and he appeared before tho Judge. He stated bis case. The charge was some minor offense. Just then tbe little girl, who began to realize that her father was in some danger, crept near. Tbe Judge caught sight of her. Tho child crept up. in spite of the gaze fixed on her from the bench, and clung to her father's band. "Is that your chlldt" asked the Judge. "It is, your Honor; my motherless child." The sternness died out of the eyes of the Judge, and a moist tenderness took its place. He was a father bimselr. He raised his band kerchief, without shame, to wipe away tbe gathering dimness. "I cannot do it," he said within himself. Then, looking at the prisoner before him he said, in a voice choking with feeling: 'Thirty days." A MYSTERY. TSAACSTEIN was standing with his back to a splendid French mirror in a down-town store, when he brought bis umbrella up sud denly under his arm, suddenly smashing the glass from end to end. He realized what he had done without turning around, but his face never changed. "As I was.aboufto remark, mine frient," be went on, "dot peezness is " "But you havo broken that glass," inter rupted the gentleman he was addressing. Isaacstein turned in an instant. "Mine gracious!" he exclaimed, "how did dot happen?" "You broke it yourself, with your um brella." "Proke it mine seelnf! Sufferiu' gracious, man, vot do you mean?"' "You broke the glass with your umbrella." "I did? I proko dat glass? Vy, man, dot vas an injustice. Vy, sir, my back was even turned. How could I break dot glass ven my back vas avay from it?" AND THEY DIE, TOO. C weet arc the roses, of summer, And the house plants of winter bleak: But none comes up-to the roses, That bloom on a maiden's cheek, A FOURTH OF JULY ORATION. ""THE following is from the Fourth of July oration of Rev. Bam Jones, colored pastor of Mercy Seat Church, in Prince Edward county, Va.: "An' now my f rien'B. w'at's we celebratin' dls day f er? Kase 'tis de day dat Gin'I Washin'ton 1 fit Gin'I Cornwallls. An' w'at did dey fltJ about? Kase dat Gin'I Cornwallls he said, be1 did, ez bow Diack man ain' got no rights. T'was down dar in de ole co'te 'oase, an' dar wuz de jedge an' de jury an' heaps ez lawyers, an' one po' nigger dat had stole some sbotes. Gin'I Cornwallis he wuz arter sendin' dat nigger ter de pentenchery fer ten years, but Gin'I Washin'ton he lowed dat one month In jail wuz 'nougn, kaze de man was so po' an' badl3cblllunterspote. Dat Cornwallis man up an' said, he did, ez how black folks ain' got no rights nohow, an' dat's whar trouble sailed In fer 'em, kaze Gln'l Washin'ton be tez, be did, 'You jes' come out in de co'te green an' I'll lam you ter talk dat way. So dey all went out, de jedge an' jury an' de lawyers. Den dey fit, all roun' an' roun', bittln' an' maulin' each other an' tearin' up de grass, fast one on top an' den t'other. But Gln'l Washin'ton got bim whar he wanted him arter all, an' Cornwallis guv up. Dey wuz er sight ter see. But ez fer Cornwallis, he warn't no mo' Cornwallis; Gln'l Washin'ton done breshed an' shelled 'im down twell he warn't notbin' but jes' plain Cobwallls. An' 't'was J uly de Fo'th, long time ago." Delnmoier's Fisutlns Campaign. From the Cleveland Leader, liep.j Senator Delamater is making a fighting campaign for Governor of Pennsylvania. If defeated it will be owing to the defection or certain malcontents who bolt a party nomina tion upon the slightest provocation. Mr. Dela mater should be elected by an old-time Key stone majority. OPERA AND VARIETY. Emma Abbott In Faust The'MnrkV Inter national. Uriel Br the Enemy And Other Amuiementi. Tbe Emma Abbott Opera Company began an engagement at tbe Bijou Theatre last night with Gounod's "Faust." A large audience gave the popular prima donno a warm welcome as usual, and the performance as a whole, was enjoyable. Miss Abbott, in the role of Marguerite, Is familiar to Flttsburgers, and all that need be said of last night's per formance is that Miss Abbott's voice is in far better condition than it was when she last sang here, and tbat she exerted herself to the ut most to please. Sbe was applauded generously. By far tbe most artistic work of the even ing came from Mr. Pruette, whose voice was in splendid trim, and whose physique and temperament accorded well with the character of Valentine. Sir. Pruette is advancing every Season, and he fully deserved the continual ap plause he received last night. Tbe rest of the principals were cast as usual Miss Annandalc as Siebel, Miss Mirella as Martha, Mr. Brodenck as JUephistoph eles and Mr. Michelenar as Faust. Mr. Broderick and Miss Annandale, it need hardly be said, were very satisfactory, but Mr. Micbelena is not equal to the role of Faust, Tbe chorus is numerically stronger than it was lest year, and it mav be that in other operas it will prove more capable, but it was entirely un equal to tbe opportunities of "Faust" last night. Nearly all the choral numbers were sung in a slovenly style, without confidence and fre quenty with discord. To this unhappy result the orchestra contributed considerably. It is reasonable to suppose that the poor work of the chorus and orchestra was dne to lack of adequate rehearsal in concert. Tho orchestra is a large one 27 in number and undoubtedly a strong body of musicians. It is a composite orchestra, and better things may be expected of it to-night. Grand Opera House. A clean variety show, with some wonderful features. Is what Mr. Marks' new European Internationals gave for the first time last night at the Grana Opera House. The whole per formance is amusing, and there is nothing in it that can be called offensive. The acrobatic and tumbllng.acts are very wonder ful. Jaco and Coco, tbe buman monkeys as tbey are termed, show marvelous prehensile strength, and cling to and climb up straight, smooth poles with all tbe agility of apes. The Brothers Boranl show an eq sally unnatural ability to twist and turn their Dodies as if tbey were made of mbber, and the Avolos, two boys of 15 or IS, are fairly entitled to tbe credit of discounting anything ever done before by boys of their age upon the triple bar. The Avolos combine daring, grace and physical endurance in their feats to a really ex traordinary decree. Miss Minnie Cunningham, a pretty English girl, sings fairly and dances uncommonly well, and it is worth noting that ber steps do not cross the frontiers of decency. Tbe shadowgraphs and occult work of Cazraan, while strongly rem iniscent of Trewey, are clever, and the ventriloquial act of Lieutenant Navis Is as good as it can be. John W. Ransome's character sketches and dialect dialogues are amusing, but the parody of McGinty and a very, very long vocal description of a Hibernian festival could be dispensed with. Mons. Leonce and M'lle. Lolla perform some great feats In juggling, etc.. the Natuskiesonce more extract music from the xylonhone. and Mons. Aldow does some very odd tricks and shows the audience bow tbey aro done afterward. Al together it is a good, wholesome variety per formance, with much in It to recommend it to children as well as grown-up folks. Harry Williams' Academy. The announcement that Harry Williams' company of meteors was to appear at this pop ular place of amusement bad the effect of packing the house last night, and long before tho curtain went up every seat was filled. It was not the usual Monday night "paper" house, but every chair was occupied by variety lovers who know when a good show strikes the town. It is needless to say that those who went to see something worth sitting out, had their wishes gratified. They were exceedingly well pleased, and the hit the company scored last night shows it will have a great week. The company was organized by Harry Will iams and James E. Orr. and in getting them together tho proprietors picked out the best taient on tbe stage. Tbe performance opened with the Weems Brothers, who are well known asxomedlans and acrobatic dancers. The two Japs, Katchawana and Orae, said to be im ported from Japan for this companv showed that .the money spent on them "was pnt to good advantage, as they are exceed ingly clever In their acting. The only Latona precedes Mabel Hudson, the Brooklyn beauty, and the latter is succeeded by William F. Kaye and Ada Henry. Kaye is too well Known to Pittsbnrgers to need an introduction, and his song, "Once is Enough for Me," is exceedingly clever. An entirely new and original act Is tbat of Mason and Ralston, "Tbe Original One and a Half." The half is Ralston, a dwarf abont two feet tall, whose knock-about business brought down the bonse and everything else. Tbe serio-comic star of tbe stage. Miss Annie Wilmuth made quite a hit In ber experiences as a' barn-stonner. The lady is exceptionally clever and tbe like of her costumes is seldom seen on the variety stage. Two of the best acrobats traveling are Zenora and Foden, who walk around on xbeir hands as easily as most people on their feet. Tbe hit of the evening was made by Lawlor& Thornton, wbo had to sing as an encore, "The Irish Jubilee." and still the audience was not satisfied. The two American Macs are with tbe company and preceded "The Puzzled Sweet hearts." the closing act by the Weems brothers and Coyne Sisters. Not one word can be said against tho show and Mr. Williams was tho re cipient of many congratulations. Harris' Thenter. William Gillette's war play, "Held by the Enomy,'1 which bas pleased large audiences in former seasons at the Grand Opera House and tbe Bijou, can be seen at Harris' this week for popular prices, and given in a most satisfactory manner. There is nothing at all to detract from the interest heretofore taken In this favorite soldier melodrama. Tbe company has not only been well selected, but it bas no "sticks." Each person enters thoroughly into an understand ing of his role and with a determination to make it intelligent to the audience, and tbe re sult is a gratifying success, both to tbe specta tor and the manager. The management of this bouse deserves the patronage it receives for en abling an amusement-loving public to enjoy such high-class entertainment at such low prices. Davis' Fifth Avenno Maudlin. The boy with the big head is tbe capital at traction at Davis' Museum this week, and thousands of people went to see him yesterday. It is no "fake." this big head, but a freak ot natnre. The boy is bright-eyed and intelligent, plays on tbe barmonicon and chats with tho visitors; tbe only thing odd about him being his immense head, whicb is twice tbe size of tbe average man's. Tbe Japanese village is still in operation, and a good performance is given in the theater, wbich is now completely furnished with plush backed chairs. The roof garden has been considerably improved. World's IUaseam. There are several prominent novelties In tho bill at this popular Allegheny bouse this week, and among them are Natalie Dorondo, who gives a thrilling performance in a cage with alligators and armadillos; Prof. Burton's canine circus, which contains some very clever comedians and acrobats in dog shape; Signor Giovanni's cockatoos and other notable feat ures In the curio hall. The World's refined specialty combination also gives an -amusing entertainment in the theater. Dramatic Notes. EMMA Abbott will appear at the Bijou to night in the role of Elvira in Verdi's master work, "Ernani." It will be sung to-night by a strong cast, Including Abbott, Michelena, tbe great baritone, Pruette, and Broderick in bis great role of Don Silva, Mirella, Keady, Karl, and tbe entire company, with elegant costum ing and scenic effects. Miss Abbott's dresses for ,'Ernanl" are by Worth, To-morrow a popular-priced matinee will be given of Balfe's "Bohemian Girl," with cheap e"nonzh prices to allow everybody an opportunity of hearing this beautiful opera 25, 50 and 75 cents, with no extra charge for reserved seats. At night Verdi's "II Trovatore" will be presented. THE Strauss Orchestra will play again m Pittsburg on November 7, under tbe manage ment of Mr. E."C. Garber. Tbe waltz magician will be beard at the Grand Opera House In tbe afternoon and Old City Hall In the evening, Mr. George C. Jenks is the business manager, and tbe salo of seats will take place 10 days ahead. ' The Pauline Hall Opera Company comes to the Grand Opera House next week. Tbe Phil adelphia papers praised Pauline and ber com pany in "Amorita" and "Erminle," and she played to big business at tbe Walnut Street Theater last week. Cnlbolle mission In Wllklnsbure. A mission commenced in St. James' R, C. Church, of Wilkinsburg, Sunday, to continue two weeks. Fathers Bnber and Brick, of tbe Redemptorist Order, will be in charge. This week the services will bp exclusively for tho benefit of tbe women of the congregation. The exercises consist of instructions and devotions. Masses are held at 5 and 8 A. M.. and evening services at 7:30. A children's mission is to be held for three days during this week. Next week particular attention will be paid to the men. ' SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. Some folk lie for pleasure, others He for profit Tbe devil keeps an eye on both. Things are not what they seem. At least many things aro not, especially money. I watched a coin handler yesterday. He had a big pile of silver dollars and a comfortable package of bank notes under his fingers. He wasn't a bank cashier, but he bandies large sums of money daily for all that. The man outside tbe connter stood ready to receive the cash. Tbe man on tbe inside counted it. He first placed tho bright coins in S3 piles. Then be spread them out in a white streak across the counter and fingered them into bis palm, building up tbe blocks of five again. Once more be picked np the piles and closely eyed each Liberty-headed piece. He was looking for a plugged dollar. Then be passed them between finger and thumb. He was feeling for a coun terfeit. Then a few suspicions ones were tested between bis teeth. He was testing for a leaden fraud. Satisfied as t- their genuine ness be shoved them over to the owner, who, alter a formal inspection, placed them in'bis money bag. Then the man behindthe counter went over the bills. Some he held before the light, others' he turned over and over, still others he stretched between bis hands and eyed closely. AH the while he was searching for the bad among the good. Now is it really so bad as this? Is the world actually so wicked as to cause such close scrutiny of coin? Or was he jnst a bit too careful? Who knowB? At all events there is suspicion and distrust In tbe minds of all tbe fellows who constantly ' come In contact with tbe sinews of tbe nation. They cannot trnst to appearances. Things in the money line just now are not what tbey seem at all events. If yesterday had a string to it many of us would pull It back and revise the record. If God bad intended oceans to be barriers between peoples nothing would float on water. When tbe religion of the fathers is so rigid as to encourage tbe children to practice deceit, 'twere better to drop family prayers. Politics promise to De up Hill work In New Yofk. People with a troubled conscience sleep as well on straw as on beds of down. IN tbe summer time she had oftime strolled On the shore of tbe moonlit bay. And listened to stories of lands and gold. Poured from the lips of a lover bold. Who had snch a winning way. Then tbe season ended, tbe parting came, A goodby kiss, a friendship ring. Are sole reminders that in life's game Hearts can be singed when love is aflame And Cnpid is on the wing. It is absolutely certain that Pittsburg will be boomed by tbe tariff bill. We have every facility for manufacturing anything, gentlemen. The early arrivals get the pick of sites, you know. Cincinnati Councilmen can bo bought with brooms, dusters and mops. These will hardly be used to clean tbeir records, however. The practical joker Is the fellow who likes fun at the other fellow s expense. If some women wore less jewels and finery their faces and figures would ba more ad mired. Simplicity catmot be counterfeited as easily as pride. The riding habit is not a bad feminine trait. But the gum-chewing and cigarette-smoking habits are, girls. Yon cannot convince a deaf ana dumb per son that silence is goldqn. Imagination can be stretched without breaking, but it's only imagination after all. The die to stamp tbe cadge to be worn by honest men has not yet been cut. The Count of Paris went to Philadelphia yesterday. He is in need of rest, you know. The Poles on the Soutbslde cannot be buried until they die. Tbey can- be taught to obey the law, however. Inspector McKelvey should be congratulated for his work in this direction. When blizzards gather near the Pole And sweep across the snow. The grizzly bunts his snug, warm hole. And sleeps while cold winds blow. But man, to meet tbe raping chill For Jack Frost is a sprinter Stocks up with rum and quinine pill, And keeps awake all winter. Meal is the main material for meals in poor Ireland now, instead of mealy potatoes. Speaker Reed splintered his desk and al most split his party at tbe same time. Atero, tbe new Spanish dancer, can kick higher than Carmencita, It is needless to state tbat sbe is drawing tbe greatest crowd. The old saying, "If it rains before seven it will quit before 11," proved correct yesterday. It was a miserable day for all tbat. There are good grounds for complaint about Southslde water. The prayer of the worshiper cladln home spun will reach its destination just as quickly as the supplication of the broadcloth clad cburcb-goer. Children of tbe fancy are fed on brain food, we suppose. A SQUARE man is an all-round sort of fel low. The Delamater ship will undoubtedly steer clear of the Lea shore during tbe present gale. That Richmond editor wbo wants the white folk to snub tbe President and let tbe colored folk entertain him Is evidently affected by choler. Ben Butterworth says a mortgage is not a bad thing. Perhaps it isn't for the fellow who gets tho interest. It wealth was evenly distributed toll could be evenly divided. The two young Alabama farmers who run down and cornered green goods men in New York, gave Mr. Byrnes' detectives a nice little lesson In thief taking. -J?he wicked should remember tbat the devil will ask for his pound of flesh when the L O. TJ.'s fall due. The operations of the boodlera promise to bring Cincinnati into prominence again. It's the first big hog deal there since Chicago stole the trade of Porkopolis. A great many people who return thanks will not return an umbrella. Science now keeps us all on a trot After newest things under the sun; First nickels were dropped in a slot. But now they are placed In a gun. Petty jealousies. threaten to delay and per naps wreck the World's Fair. If they are not brushed aside it may end in a disgraceful affair. No complaint is made about short meas ure when we have a peck of trouble. IP more attention was paid to cultivating the science of silence instead of the gift of gab tbe world would be tbe gainer. The Count of Paris bas doubtless realized by this time that republics aro not always un grateful. Willie Winkle. TEE PRESIDENT'S OLD BRIGADE. Great Prepnrntlona for In Reunion in an lllinpls Town. , Galesburg, III., October a The arrange ments for the reunion of President Harrison's brigade are baldly completed, and this morn ing the work of ornamenting the depot, busi ness houses and public buildings along the ilne of march, was begun. The procession will be one of the largest ever seen here. Tbe Indiana and Ohio regiments reach here to-morrow morning, and tbe first day's session will begin soon after their arrival. HOW D0Y0U V0TET Some Blare Popular Topic for Expssltlon ' Visltor to Ballot On. This is tbe sixth week of the Expxition. The topical voting pastime inaugurated by The Dispatch will be continued till tbe close at its headquarters, in tbe commodious space occupied by the Brnnswick-Balk-Collender Bill iard Company. This week some vital topics have been selected, and all are requested to vote yes or no In The Dispatch Poll Book, which opens and closes with tho Exposition every day and night. TUESDAY'S VOTING" TOPIC. Should the Courts be Relieved by a Law llao ing Petty Cases into tbe Hands of Pdlce Justices? Open to gentlemen voters onlf. "WEDNESDAY'S TOTING TOPIC. Should Brick Pavements be Prohibited In ill Sections of the City? Open to lady aid gentlemen voters. Souvenirs for Lady Voters. THE LADIES ALL TNTEBESTED In tbe Costly and Regal Robes to be Worn by a Prima Dounn. I Tbe Interest of Pittsburg ladles is on tip-toe regarding some of tbe magnificent toilets that Emma Abbott will don this week. A lilac dress, to be worn this evening, is one of Worth's masterpieces, and fairly enraptures the be holder. It is composed of rich white moire antique" and beautiful lilac velvet, the panels of white beine profusely strewn with raised emDroidered lilacs of the delecate lilac shade, the lilac-shaded panels being equally graceful, with clusters of white lilacs. A deep band of pale green vel vet borders the skirt, and above that Is a heavy embroidery of seed pearls. With this costume, which is low. Miss Abbott wears her new ex travagance the heart-shaped diamond pendant, the largest In existence, consisting of 227 pure, perfect stones. Hoop earrings and bracelets of the same stones are also worn. Another toilet, also worn this evening, is created of white satin, draped with silk tulle and twined around and about tbe gown In the most graceful manner is the ivy vine, in pure gold embroidery. Tur quoise and diamonds are the jewels for this poetic costume. One startlingly effective robe, in which Miss Abbott is a perfect regal beauty. Is of heavy, rich black velvet, with band-embroidered laurel leaves in jet. the only relief from tho somberuess being her own bright face and lovely hair, together with sapphires and dia monds. The white crepe nun's dress in which sbe appoars in "H'Travatore," is a perfect dream of beauty, as is also the more pre tentions one of ruby and rose-colored satin, gracefully strewn with roses. With this cos tume a whole peck of diamonds, full measure radiates and sparkles from, neck, arms and fingers. CAPTURED AN EAST END BELLE, Wedding Last Evenlns or Edward II. Bralnard nnd Miss Lonra Boyle. One of tfie prettiest girl3 of the East Knd, Miss Laura Adelaide Boyle, was the bride last evening at the charming wedding where Mr. Edward H. Bralnard was the groom. The handsome bome of the bride's parents," on Ellsworth avenue, was the scene of the wed ding festivity, and was radiant with brilliant lights and exquisite decorations. A mala of honor. Miss Hetty Boyle, and a trio -of maids. Misses Maud Heaton. of New York, Miss Mary Hagan, of Steubenvlile, and Miss Fredericks, or Look Haven, with a quar tet ot manly ushers. Mr. Walter Bralnard, of New York; Mr. Samuel Strong, of Cleveland; Mr. R. A. Boyle and Mr. F. C. Neale. of this city, attended theyouthful couple to the floral bower, where Itev. J. P. E. Kumler. of tbe East Liberty Presbyterian Church, performed the ceremony. "" The number of'guests witnessing tbe cere mony W33 not large, about 100, but the appoint ments of the whole affair were flawless. The bride is a daughter of Mr. J. D. Boyle, the well-known coke man. and the groom a son of Mr. L F. Bralnard. Both are favorites with a large circle of friends, as wedding presents and congratulatory messages, which arrived by the score, testified. MATtBIED TWENTY YEABS. Sir.. and Kirs. W. K. Gillespie Celebrate an Interesting Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. William K. Gillespie, of West ern avenue, have been married 20 years, and last evening celebrated tbe twentieth anniver sary of tbeir wedding day with' a very enjoy able reception, which also served as a coming out party for tbeir daughter. Miss Helen Gillespie, a charming petite brunette. The debutante was attired in an appropriate gown of pure white India silk, while ber mother was robed in an elegant toilet of black lace over cardinal si tin. Mrs. Gillespie.it will be remembered, was Miss Ada Virginia Robinson, tbe daughter of a prominent physician of Connellsrille, and was married in 1S70. PREPARING FOB THANKSGIVING. Industrial Exchange Ladies to Havo a Sale and Supper. The ladies of tbe Industrial Exchange are making arrangements for a Thanksgiving sale, to take place November 26, at which mince and pumpkin pies, plum puddings and everything else good, with dainty articles for the sleeping room, and everything pretty will be disposed of. At tbeir regular meeting yesterday Mrs. Joseph Albree presided in tbe absence of Mrs. Ross Johnston, wbo bas not yet returned from her summer touring. Reports rendered proved tbe catering branch of the exchange increas ing its business very materially, 2,000 lunches hiving been served during October. An Interesting Event of To-Day. A diamond wedding at Dawson will be a very interesting event to-day. The happy cpnple who have enjoyed such matrimonial longevity are Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Kunnien, grandparents of the Rev. Father I. Wertz, of tho Sacred Heart Church, at tbe pretty little villace. Hlgh mass will be celebrated by Father Wertz. assisted by two Pittsburg priests. The aged counle will walk unaided to the altar and re new their wedding vows during the service. Social Chatter. The Princeton Club will give a select recep tion at Brooks', this evening. The Original Royals will be in attendance, to furnish the music for the dancing. The McCuIIougb-Cowels wedding, this even ing, at Christ's Church on Ponn avenue. Mrs. James McKouro, of Scwickley, gives a fancy work party this afternoon. A PLACE FOB BAILEY. Quay Is Trying to Moke Another Vacancy in the Senate. tFBOM A STAVF CORRISFOXDEXTiJ Washington, October 6. A proposition among some of tbe Senators to make ainrther change in tbe corps of officers of tbat body bas led to a tumor that Senator Quay Is after tbe place of Chief Clerk Johnson, and it is pre sumed in the interests of General Silas M. Bailey. The position is an easy one and tbe salary almost as good as that of the sergeant at arms, which Mr. Quay sought for Mr. Bailey but was defeated by a rorabinatlon supporting Judge Valentine, of Nebraska. As Mr. John son is from Minneapolis it Is thought tbe West ern Senators wbo Insisted on Judge Valentine will give Senator Quay all tbe assistance be needs for whomsoever he may want for the office. Another rumor is tbat on account of dissatis faction with the manner in which the reading or tbe Senate is murdered it is desirable to have an improvement in that quarter, and if this be the case it may take off tbe bead of either Chief Clerk Jobmon or Reading Clerk McGilfry, as the work isdivided between them. In that case it would be necessary to choose a clerk who is a satisfactory reader. , HO EXTBA SESSION CALL YET. The Members of Congress Are Now Breath Inin Trill Easier. rntou a BTxrv cokhespowditt.: Washington, October 6. The President left to-day without Issuing tbe call for an extra session of Congress, wbich was predicted on apparently good authority last evening, and was so generally believed that tbe Congressmen still in tbe city expressed a great deal of con cern about tbo matter. Assurance was given that tbe proclamation would be issued before the departure to-day, and the members were greatly relieved when his Excellency was whirled away without sign of the proclamation. It is said, however, tbat it will come after the President's return. World' Fnlr Appoiutm-at-. CincInneti, October 6. Mr. William Ritchie, or Hamilton, O., one of the cmtuls sioners for Ohio ot the World's Fair, has ap pointed Mrs. Walter Hartpence, of Harrison, O., one of tbe lady commissioners from Ohio for tbe fair, with Mrs. Asa S. BushneU, of Smingfleld, 0.tas alternate. CURIOUS C0NDENSAT105S. It takes two men two hours to wind the large clock In the steeple of Trinity Church, New York City. An apple tree in Butler connty, Kan., has produced two crops of apples this season, and is in bloom for the third time. The Sutlej, a large river in British India, with a descent of 12,000 feet in ISO miles, is the fastest flowing river iu the world. A lover of .literature objects to adver tisements in street cars, and wants to see the Eanels ornamented with quotations from tbo est authors. A. bereaved husband in North Carlina pnt the touching inscription on his departed wLfl;'stombstoDe. "A little while." In a "little while -threo weeks-he married again. An Iowa court has decided tbat a me teor belongs to the person on whose land It rails, but tbe decision is disputeuTand a case in point will be taken to the State Supreme Court. The Potsdam Sporting Clnb has just come in from an annual squirrel hunt. Oao member of the club kilIed7SS squirrels, another kiUed OOo and the total number of the slain was 4,500. A perfect opal, with a movable drop in the center, was found in California recently. AnegroattbeKimberly, South Africa, dia mond mines found a diamond of the same char acter In 1888. Chambers county, Ala., has a 12-year-old negro girl who has been gradually turning white for tbe past Ave years. The doctors say she has lncoDatbia, an acquired non-hereditary skin disease. There is a good-sized pumpkin hanging m a vine which rnns np the side of a brick louse in West Twenty-fourth street. New -ork. It can be seen from the down trains of tie Ninth avenue elevated as they approach twenty-third street, looking westward. The whaling schooner Era, the only vetiel engaged in the pursuit of the leviathans of '.he deep from New London, Conn., at the present time, arrived there last week from Cumberland Inlet, Hudson Bay, with i-KK) pouids ot bone and 280 barrels of oil as ber cargj. k Tunnel Hill, Ga., woman gave birth to a sin that weighed just one and three-quarter pounis. The child was perfectly formed, but its flnrers were no larger than broom straws and it nose no larger than a wart. The infant looked sprightly and intelligent, but only lived three days. Thi wire rope used in the tunnel at Glasgow Scotland, is tho largest and longest wire cab in the world. It was made at Car diff, Waes, in 18S5, and is 2,400 fathoms in length, r about 2 miles and 108 yards. R weiRhs 21 tons and has nearly 100,000 fathoms of wire in its makeup. The indents placed an immense value on their gems. Tbe pearl given to Servilla by Julius Ciesir was valued at 521.000; tbe gems on the scabiard of Mltbridates were valued at $37,800: tbo value of the pearl swallowed by Cleopatra fsplaced at 525,000; the gems worn by Lullia hulina, wile of Callignla. were valued at f l,6jO,000. Smoking is so common in Japan that all of tbe mei and most of the ladies smoke, the girls besimlng when they are about 10 years of age. The ladies havo pipes with longer stems thai.the men, and if one of them wishes to show a fleutlemau a special mark of favor, she lights her pipe, takes a whiff, bands it to bim, and lets lim smoke. Baron James Rothschild, of London, has adorned his drtwing room with the most superb electrolier iver made. It is composed of gilt bronze and rock crystal in a design of tbe time of Louis IVL. 68 electric lights being skilfully arranged among the bronzo leaves. This unique illumfaator is about 5 feet high by 23 Inches in diametir, and cost ?6,000. Did you ever think of how much space tho people who fle every year reouire for decent burial? If pne could bo content with a grave out lixti leet. ,830 bodies could be interred in one acre of ground, allowing nothing for walks, monuments, roads, etc On this crowded plan London's annual dead, numbering about 81,000, would fill a Cemetery of about 23 acres. In an Episcopal church near Boston tbe other Sunday a lady in passing up tbe aisle caught her dress on a corner of a pew and toro it. As the process If tearing was very audible to the congregation; tbe feeling3 of the lady may be imagined, vlien at that moment tho clergyman be.-an the service by reading tho sentence, "Rend yotr heart and not your gar ments." A net kitten wi found dead at Hood river. Ore., and examination showed that a lizard was fast in th kitten's throat, its tail and hind legs being in Ttjoroua motion in an effort to free itself. It is inpposed the kitten caught the little sanrian, vhich In its effort to escape made a dart down tbe kitten's throat, but that being too small fotit the strangling of both kitten and lizard resuled. Near Gifford station, on the Staten Island Railroad, there is a peculiar piece of woodland, a spot where tho roots of the trees all attach themselves to the trunks at from four to six feet above the leel of the ground, giving to the stumps an odd. spidery appear ance. The soil of the vicinity is very porcu. which lends weight to tho opinion that the banyan-like grove bas been formed bv the action of frost and water. A fire was caused in a singular way the other day in Highland Part, opposite New Brunswick, N. J. Tbe handsome country resi dence of Peter Zimmerman was discovered to be on fire. The flames were first seen in a bay window at tbe east end of tbe tbirl storv ball, where tbe sun was shining In. It n concluded tbat the fire was started by a dluple in the window glass contracting tbe snn'srayi. Tho flames were quickly extinguished by using "Water from the tank on the roof. An extraordinary story of camibalism comes from Zanzibar. A love match bad"been made between a couple of young Swabilis. and on the day following tbat of the marrbge the brideeroom's friends anno to offer tbe cujtom arv congratulations. They experienced sotno difficultyvin getting into the but, and at last forced an entrance, when tbey found that the bride of a day had killed ber beloved lord, bad already had one feast off his body and was pre paring the remainder for future use. Prairie dogs, -t appears from, a recent letter by Dr. Wildtr, lack the senso of dis tance. At Cornell University several of them walked off chairs, tailes and window sills un hesitatingly. This ii thought to he dne to tho nature of tbeir unuiual habitat, a plain, with no sharper inequalties than burrows and mounds. One adult female seemed to have wonderful immunity from the evil effects of falls; It once fell from the top of an elevator. 21 feet high, and another time from a window sill, about as bigb. ona granite pavement, hut soon recovered. ALLEGED TO BE FUNNY. "A theater for deat mutes is to be estab lished at Paris." remarked Entrlestle. ".so comedies will be pliyed there," said Beer foam. "Why not?" Because no one will le able to hear a Jell cracked." Chicago Times. Architect's Wife Whit makes yon so bad tempered to-night, John? Architect I don't know: unless It Is because I was drawing some cross-seetlftns this afternoon. Vtake's Magazine. Cholly I think I shall sign as catcher with some baseball team nex'. season, my deaa chappie. Clupplc Why, what put thatmto yonr head? Cbolly O. I think I'm splendidly qualified. Al. most everywhere I've called this season I've caught the people out. See? Hi! Hal Drake's Magazine. Boston Belle A brilliant jirl, Florence. How well she manages men. Chicago rielle-Doesn't3he, tbotgh. Boston Belle-There is a good dial in teaching them their distance. Chicago Belie-To be sure there is I never allow a man to kiss me before he bas calUd on me three tlme9. lVe. "Isn't Jones a Christian icieatist a believer In the faith cure?" He is." - Is it true that he wouldn't have a doctor for his wife the other day whea sbe was dek?" "It Is quite true." '. "Well, I saw a doctor go Into hli ho"aje mt now." Oh, that's all right, ne's sick nov himself." Cape Cod item. Cumn (introducing Mr. Dnkaie to one or New York's 400) Mr. Dukane. here Is one of l'ltuburg's"00. Murray Hill (affably) So there are btt ISO or n at l'lttsburg. eb? Mr. Dukane Yes; the court only iranted 200 liquor licenses this year. Seio Tort Epoch. Gen. Sherman (on the platform at a pub lic meeting) Where am I? Friend At tbe reunion of the society. Cien.S. (bewildered, apparently) I nean, who ami? friend (anxlou'sly) Why, you are General Sherman, or course. titn. S. Well, I wasn't quite sure about It. Tbe band hasn't played Hall to the Chief," or Marctilnx Through UeorgU." P. S. The band made up for-It artenrsrd. EVtlngs. ' . - - -- ' ' ! " ' - - :..yifciflkifeassk: